Space Station 14 Crew | Project Zomboid | Page 8

carmine sonnet Jul 19, 2024, 4:45 AM

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oh what

subtle gazelle Jul 19, 2024, 4:45 AM

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MAN WAS COOKING UP MARINES FOR DINNER

carmine sonnet Jul 19, 2024, 4:45 AM

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le grasshopper momento

subtle gazelle Jul 19, 2024, 4:45 AM

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nah like

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warriors are busted

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they got lifesteal

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and tackles and headbuts and shit

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this guy was cooking up marines 1 v fucking 6

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when it died trust me marines actually had some fucking breathing room

carmine sonnet Jul 19, 2024, 4:46 AM

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helldiver xeno

subtle gazelle Jul 19, 2024, 4:47 AM

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bro it fucking headbutted me away from my squad,i pull my sidearm start just shooting the fuck out of it with ap rounds and then it starts retreating

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mf tackles me,i pull my boot knife out and put in few swings before the fucking thing nearly kills me

subtle gazelle Jul 19, 2024, 4:49 AM

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carmine sonnet helldiver xeno

ghosts spectating literally were like 'ah here we go that guy logged in marines are cooked' like this mf does this everytime he plays xeno or what

carmine sonnet Jul 19, 2024, 4:59 AM

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subtle gazelle ghosts spectating literally were like 'ah here we go that guy logged in marines ...

lmfao

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the babayaga

carmine sonnet Jul 19, 2024, 6:17 AM

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yo

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i hope they add styrofoam cups

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and acetone bottles in maint loot

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itd be pretty cool

subtle gazelle Jul 19, 2024, 9:47 AM

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@carmine sonnet bro i just had a LAST STAND OF THE FUCKING CENTURY as a marine dawg

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literally like all of the marines bunkered down

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around requisition (cargo) AND WE BASICALLY WENT FOR AN HOUR AND A HALF ATLEAST

carmine sonnet Jul 19, 2024, 9:47 AM

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optimus prime with im still standing playing in the back

subtle gazelle Jul 19, 2024, 9:48 AM

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i was fucking sniping xenos bruh

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i was sitting in the back with my dmr and ap rounds and just fucking sniping warrior xenos

subtle gazelle Jul 19, 2024, 9:50 AM

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carmine sonnet optimus prime with im still standing playing in the back

i was a annoying little shit as one would call it bro,their spitter was constantly trying to harass me to cover them from the nonstop shooting after i got a few kills

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all because,if i were to go in unga mode like in cm13

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i would just get pummeled by a fucking warrior with the stuns

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like dawg,on cm13 i WOULD JUST RUN AT THESE FUCKING XENOS WITH A SMG FULL OF AP

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oh i forgot to fucking mention

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some mf in my squad was named sukuna 🗿

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like

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then some medic was named satoru,like jesus fucking christ dawg,soon enough i will be seeing a wholeass cast here

carmine sonnet Jul 19, 2024, 11:40 AM

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lmfao thats sick

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mfs be livin in the heian era

subtle gazelle Jul 20, 2024, 10:43 AM

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@carmine sonnet SALVONIA HAS FALLEN SO I RETURN TO ENGISTAN ONLY TO FIND OUT RCD IS FUCKING BROKEN AND WONT LET ME SPACE TO COOL DOWN THE PLACE DUE TO SCIENCE BEING SHITTERS AND HAVING FIRE ANOM GO CRIT

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ENGISTAN HAS FALLEN

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ONLY THING I CAN DO IS SIPHON AIR OUT TO COOL DOWN THE PLACE,LIFE IS PAIN

carmine sonnet Jul 20, 2024, 12:06 PM

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lmfao

subtle gazelle Jul 21, 2024, 11:46 AM

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@carmine sonnet train is back on the map rotation..

carmine sonnet Jul 21, 2024, 11:54 AM

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i never saw it on rotation

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only admemes

subtle gazelle Jul 21, 2024, 11:55 AM

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well the changelog said its back on rotation now

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so yeah

carmine sonnet Jul 21, 2024, 11:55 AM

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bless

subtle gazelle Jul 21, 2024, 8:56 PM

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@carmine sonnet i missed my mark on the bomb and didnt gib the cargo tech,went to 'drag them to medbay' but just dumped them into a trash bin after taking their jumpsuit off to get rid of the tracker beacon,rd has no coords but i NEED HIM DEAD

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mfw the fucker is walking around without his suit whole shift,buy le bomb and cobra in the case the fucker has the suit on and survives the initial bomb

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fucking evac arrives comes while am still trying to find the fucker
see him on evac in bombsuit
dismantle the fucking apc to shuttle's bridge where only he and acting ce are chilling in
bomb him to oblivion
hes still alive
shoot DIRECTLY AT HIM,CURSOR ON HIS FUCKING CENTER MASS
bullets just go whizzing past the fucker
he succumbs to injuries literally just as we arrive at cc and i dont get greentext

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https://tenor.com/view/keyboard-computer-player-angry-tense1983tablebreak-gif-18396590

Tenor

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FIRST THINGS FIRST,WHY DOES HEAD NOT HAVE COORDS ON,SECONDLY WHY THE FUCK DID MY BULLETS FLY PAST THE FUCKER DESPITE ME AIMING IT DIRECTLY AT HIM (i assume because evac shuttle fucking hates me or something but i dunno)

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maybe am fucking washed up dawg i dont fucking know!!!

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IT HAS BEEN A WHOLE WEEK SINCE I ROLLED SYNDIE

carmine sonnet Jul 21, 2024, 10:24 PM

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me when the intent system isnt intenting

subtle gazelle Jul 22, 2024, 12:48 AM

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carmine sonnet me when the intent system isnt intenting

i feel like they'll just keep it the way it is,so like the current tg intent system

subtle gazelle Jul 22, 2024, 4:24 AM

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@carmine sonnet shitposted so hard as clown on sec comms to the point only hos was able to put me down

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made the mf resort to lethals

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with that you know i fucking WON even if i died

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but you know what would have been a honki major? if i also grabbed her wt instead of dying

carmine sonnet Jul 22, 2024, 4:57 AM

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mf ordered no clowns protocol

carmine sonnet Jul 22, 2024, 11:58 AM

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@subtle gazelle no fucking way wiz den is down

subtle gazelle Jul 22, 2024, 2:39 PM

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carmine sonnet <@594059133716791296> no fucking way wiz den is down

bro for whatever reason every other day its down now

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shits wild

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le russian ddosers really upped their game or what

subtle gazelle Jul 22, 2024, 5:04 PM

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@carmine sonnet

latejoin like a hour in
whiskey echo whis-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
gear up for my bomba's
mfw fed thinks i got his cuffs so he arrests me when i tell him i dont got it
get dragged to brig,they forgot to remove my detonator in the pocket and i am ziptied so i break out and bomb sec
run out of the cell
get caught again
somehow they manage to lose their grip on me through all the chaos and i run out front door cuffed and gear up in maints with northstars,armored vest from a maints bar noslips,and emp
hopcurity runs into me in middle of a hallway
says am wanted
respond 'i know'
he pulls out batong
emp
KNOW YOUR PLACE FED,UPLINK OPEN:NORTHERN STAR
beat up hop while he spams flashes and i run off into maints again

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until the fucking hos has to intervene and kill me and leave me on dnr

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13 minute long latejoin traitor round

subtle gazelle Jul 22, 2024, 8:43 PM

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@carmine sonnet AAAANOOOOOTHER TRAITOR ROUND IN THE BAGGGGG

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GREEEEENTEXT

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bro the guy that was supposed to help me straight up walked up to me after we rolled syndies right,and we're like both buying snacks at the vendors n shit and he just pulls up goes 'pssst,check your pocket' and i check my internal slime storage

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and its a bloodred encryption key in there

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THATS ONE WAY TO INTRODUCE YOURSELF AS A SYNDIE

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oh yeah since we both had syndie comms we basically overhear the fucking lone op arrive

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says that he'll bring over a whole zoo to the party and apparently he just bought SHITTON OF SYNDIE CATS

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meanwhile my shift:

security just puts me as wanted despite having done nothing
mfw a whole bags worth of contra in my satchel
i just run
inform other syndie that am wanted and he just straight up helps me with identity change
stalk rd,occasionally checking his coords
mfw hes all alone in evac maints
fucking northstar him
get his teleporter and drag his dead body to med
walk out like i dont know nobody
put a portal in virology in case i need to make a escape from a situation
do sci work for rest of the shift to best of my abilities with eyes at back of my fucking head if i were to be followed by a secoff anywhere

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straight up gave me a agent id,access all that shit

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i chameleon'd the id and everything

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wasn't even stopped by a secoff in middle of a hall after that,that dwarf sci was a absolute king

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he almost got got by a holo though

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he lived though after i pulled up with northstars in maints against the holo user

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mf ran and apparently the dwarf got rescued by a med afterwards since it went down like right next to medbay

carmine sonnet Jul 22, 2024, 10:19 PM

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i had a round yesterday that called in shuttle 15 minutes in

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it was because all the nukies died somehow

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people said in chat that it was penguin grenades put in a bag

subtle gazelle Jul 23, 2024, 1:13 AM

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subtle gazelle <@257476412213035008> >latejoin like a hour in >whiskey echo whis-zzzzzzzzzzzzz...

@carmine sonnet but nah bro this round was a actual schizo shitshow,if that hoppy wasnt spamming flashes while i had no flash protection this shitter would have been dead on the spot

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LIKE RIGHT THEN AND THERE

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also i made a captain go to have a therapy session while i was playing as a chef today so thats that

subtle gazelle Jul 23, 2024, 2:28 AM

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oh i was also put on dnr

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that round

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mfs NEEDED TO KEEP ME DEAD

carmine sonnet Jul 23, 2024, 4:10 AM

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lmfao

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id borg you

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if i was captain

split shadow Jul 23, 2024, 11:47 AM

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Oh, is there actually a mod to turn PZ into a spacestation? or even better, a baystation?! :))

hazy shadow Jul 23, 2024, 12:17 PM

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Screenshot_2024-07-23-14-17-27-99_a23b203fd3aafc6dcb84e438dda678b6.jpg

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Just wait till the cargo techs find out about this

subtle gazelle Jul 23, 2024, 10:55 PM

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@carmine sonnet i have witnessed possibly the most useless nukie agent

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on leviathan too

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mf made ZERO CHEMS

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and was going solo rambo dipshit mode

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ONE LONE SEPARATED OPERATOR WAS DOING MORE WORK THAN THE ENTIRE SQUAD

subtle gazelle Jul 24, 2024, 2:13 AM

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@carmine sonnet mfw med revives me (a clown) as nuke gets armed thanks to cap just rushing and gifting the fucking disk

go to sec
loot cap id and everything
stingers,saber,vest and everything and have to stop by to heal cause med fucking didnt treat my bloodloss
rush all the way to engistan where nuke is armed and fight the commander himself to death

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nuke detonates right after

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Ancients arts of honk fu are beyond human understanding

carmine sonnet Jul 24, 2024, 2:20 AM

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lmfao

subtle gazelle Jul 24, 2024, 2:26 AM

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dawg if med actually treated my bloodloss before reviving me

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i might have gotten atleast 2 of them

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both me and the commander fucking died in that duel dawg

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MY ASS WAS POOR HEALTH

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I NEED TO IMPROVE AT CLOWNING,I MUST DO IT,I MUST PIE THE NUKIES EVERYTIME EVEN IF IT COSTS ME MY LIFE

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i got killed three times that round dawg

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the fourth round was when shit was about to get real because the nuke theme kicked in

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okay but fr caps gotta like learn to not fucking rush the nukies dawg that idiot straight up handed it over on first contact

subtle gazelle Jul 24, 2024, 4:13 AM

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@carmine sonnet

mime round
3 other mimes show up
chaplain tries to murder one of us,does almost succeed if it wasnt for sec and cap chasing some other shitter running into the scene as i was helping cap get the shitter aswell
drag him to med
go back to the scene and see chaplain running away from a locker
check it,mf left 25 caseless magazine in there
go to medbay to see the mime that got attacked
just a awkward fucking conversation using emotes before i just write to him asking if it was the chap
he confirms
REST OF US MIMES SPEND NEXT 5 MINUTES FOLLOWING CHAP AROUND KNOWING HE DID THE DEED WHILE HE SCREAMS FOR HELP OVER THE RADIO

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THE SILENT SQUAD DOES NOT FORGIVE

subtle gazelle Jul 24, 2024, 5:50 PM

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@carmine sonnet just murdered a syndie with a fire extinguisher full of welding fuel

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engineer gaming

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like hes just blasting cap not even payng attention to me

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and then suddenly is just engulfed in flames

carmine sonnet Jul 24, 2024, 9:44 PM

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napalm?

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or just welding fuel

subtle gazelle Jul 24, 2024, 10:04 PM

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carmine sonnet or just welding fuel

just fuel

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but yeah it stopped the schizo syndie going postal after killing cappo

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i am now considering carrying a pocket fire extinguisher on me at all times as a self defense tool

carmine sonnet Jul 24, 2024, 10:05 PM

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how do you even ignite that

subtle gazelle Jul 24, 2024, 10:05 PM

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welding torch

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literally just clicked on him

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with a lit welding torch and he was engulfed in max fire stacks

carmine sonnet Jul 24, 2024, 10:06 PM

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you use the emergency welding torch on the fire extinguisher?

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oh

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sick

subtle gazelle Jul 24, 2024, 10:06 PM

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first you cover them in welding fuel from the extinguisher

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and then you press on them with a lit welding torch or a lighter

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atleast 3 people got set on fire during that scuffle

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but syndie ended up dying

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now i have yet another cruel method of killing my targets thanks to this...(le noct cuff into dragging them to a secluded place before setting them on fire after they wake up)

subtle gazelle Jul 25, 2024, 1:23 AM

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@carmine sonnet went to spectate grasshopper and saw that loneop just straight up was so fucking lost he fucking turned himself in dawg

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shit was cursed

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but man one of us ghosts spectating went so insane fuckers were trying to kill him to activate his macro bomb

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as hamlet or random monke

subtle gazelle Jul 25, 2024, 2:44 AM

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@carmine sonnet rolled syndie as tider and had to help a fucking atmos tech syndie (MOTHERFUCKER WAS BARELY LEAVING ATMOS) i go up to him like twice,literally joined med just so i could track his targets and kill them for him,and then zombies happeend AND ONE OF THE TARGETS WERE A SECOFF RIGHT,AND LIKE I RETREAT TO SEC,AND THE FUCKING HORDE IS ONTO ME,AND THE OFFICER I AM TARGETING IS ABOUT TO GET MAULED AND WHAT DO I DO?

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AM IN THE BACK,WITH THE MALEVOLENT SURVIVAL BOX AND BROOOTHER I FUCKING EXPLODE THE TARGET AND THE HORDE

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IT NEVER GETS OLD

carmine sonnet Jul 25, 2024, 3:19 AM

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based

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fuck them both

carmine sonnet Jul 25, 2024, 2:16 PM

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had a science shift

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we researched EVERYTHING within 30 minutes

subtle gazelle Jul 25, 2024, 10:57 PM

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@carmine sonnet

go to grasshopper to spectate
witness chaplain being shitsec'd over a fucking SEC GAS MASK,MULTITOOL AND A RESEARCH DISK FOR 40 MINUTES

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when loneop spawned

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all of the ghost gang rose up

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to avenge the chaplain by pulling off a successful monkey ops and fucking killing his lawyer

subtle gazelle Jul 25, 2024, 11:15 PM

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and now the peak part,the chaplain turned out to be syndie

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so us the monkeys and loneop practically broke out a fellow syndicate member

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i just had to join in the slaughter man,having to witness a newbie get shitsec'd that hard made us all lose it

carmine sonnet Jul 25, 2024, 11:28 PM

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lol

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shitsec gotta work sometimes

subtle gazelle Jul 25, 2024, 11:45 PM

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carmine sonnet shitsec gotta work sometimes

ok but man practically wasting someones time for 40 minutes over A SEC GAS MASK,MULTITOOL AND A RESEARCH DISK

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is fucking wild

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what, a man cant even tide up in this bitch?

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like that shit was the easiest ahelp ive done over sec

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mfs literally did not follow space law (which is now on lrp aswell)

carmine sonnet Jul 26, 2024, 12:17 AM

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lrp follows space law now too?

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we fucking ball

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under the jurisdiction of bagel station nt-382, operating within the boundaries of space law, i hereby authorise the full lobotomy of this greytider for transfer to a mechanical cyborg unit to better serve the station’s people and interest without further deviation or insubordination

subtle gazelle Jul 26, 2024, 2:02 AM

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@carmine sonnet THE BOILER XENO HAS BEEN ADDED TO CM14.

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CUE BOSANSKA ARTILJERJIA

carmine sonnet Jul 26, 2024, 2:03 AM

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god i havent even gotten a proper shift on cm14 yet

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i got no clue with what the method is

subtle gazelle Jul 26, 2024, 2:04 AM

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its basically a artillery xeno

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straight up bombards people from the backline with smoke that melts you

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dont see anything related to the neurotoxin smoke bomb it has

subtle gazelle Jul 26, 2024, 2:05 AM

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carmine sonnet i got no clue with what the method is

uhhhhh i just kinda play it every now and then as a rifleman and shit works out i guess until a warrior xeno pulls up

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cm13 felt better ngl,barely got friendly fired there

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cm14 i get friendly fired nonstop

subtle gazelle Jul 26, 2024, 9:57 AM

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@carmine sonnet i have become det player,the schizophrenic fed.

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brother i literally HAD THE SYNDIE IN THE PALM OF MY HANDS

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AND SEC DOESNT CHECK THE FUCKER DESPITE HIS DNA BEING ON THE STORAGE IMPLANT

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OR SEARCH HIM FOR THAT MATTER

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one way to cope now

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is to drink away the pain as a real det would

subtle gazelle Jul 26, 2024, 10:43 AM

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like brother i have provided you evidence

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that this man has made use of a syndicate implanter

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and you decide to do nothing with this information

carmine sonnet Jul 26, 2024, 5:23 PM

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shitsec strikes again

subtle gazelle Jul 26, 2024, 11:17 PM

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carmine sonnet shitsec strikes again

now the funny part,entirety of armory got robbed under the warden's nose,HoS during all this was afk,and i was still out there fucking gangstalking the syndie from earlier

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basically going schizo

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then boom suddenly a corpse pops up on top of a altar with yellow rubber fibers all over it as the jani i am supervising is practically off the radar

subtle gazelle Jul 27, 2024, 12:45 AM

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@carmine sonnet

join as engi
5 minutes later activate
mfw i have to kill a fucking syndie reinforcement and steal digiboard
just walk into qm's office without id and emag locker and get out since cargo didnt have qm
fucking exploding pen the reinforcement
as powers out i od him as i inject him from the dark
even set him on fire with a fire extinguisher trick

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so fucking tunnel visioned on killing the reinf that i forgot uplink and get random search'd on evac

subtle gazelle Jul 27, 2024, 2:28 AM

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had a clown syndie shift right after where mime wanted to form a anti clown force,i ended up bombing him for thinking he could DO THAT WHILE I AM THE CLOWN

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DESPITE NOT BEING MY TARGET

subtle gazelle Jul 27, 2024, 7:10 AM

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@carmine sonnet

engi round on core
instantly set up singulo
literally like half an hour goes by and theres reports of zombies,dragon and all that other shit and then suddenly
WHISKEY,ECHO,WHISKEY
NUKE DISK
STALK CAP,SHE IS ALONE IN MIDDLE OF A HALL AS AM WALKING PAST HER,
LITERALLY ANNOUNCE ON COMMON RADIO "DOMAIN EXPANSION:MALEVOLENT TOOLBOX"
BOMB CAP AND TAKE HER LASER AND DISK AND SKEDADDLE OUT INTO SPACE WITH A JETPACK

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ANOTHER LIKE SOLID 10 MINUTES GO BY,AND I SEE A INVISIBLE PERSON WITH JETPACK TRAIL AND I GO OVER COMMON 'HEY NINJA,PLEASE BE NICE'
'I PUT ALL MY HEART AND SOUL INTO'
'BOMBING CAP FOR DISK'
WARDEN JUST INSTANTLY SCREAMS 'KOS OLIVER' OVER THE RADIO

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oh yeah also some guy just went okay goku over the radio after domain expansion announcement over the radio

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funniest shit ever

carmine sonnet Jul 27, 2024, 9:14 AM

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how can warden have time to kos people when zombies and dragons are around

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even a ninja

subtle gazelle Jul 27, 2024, 9:15 AM

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i never seen a dragon ngl

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the zombies there were reports of and i think got quelled pretty quickly

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but the ninja now THAT was very much real

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slowly revealing what i did over common to ninja and all of the station though before ward just WENT KOS THIS FUCKING GUY on common was gold though

subtle gazelle Jul 27, 2024, 6:39 PM

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captain did not see that toolbox coming man

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it was fuckign beautiful

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i should have taken their comms aswell

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and shittalked on sec

subtle gazelle Jul 27, 2024, 11:58 PM

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@carmine sonnet

det round
10 minutes in hop is emagged in and ian is gone
search for clues
orange synthetic fibers on doors
check disposals,gloves are there but no prints
report it to hos and he tells me it may be the janitors as they usually have either that or the rubbers
search 2 of them,first is clear,second is NOT
emag,epen,corgi meat
10 minutes in brig and let out on parole with a tracker
botanist begins to die in botany for whatever reason
kobold kills em apparently with a meat cleaver but is put down before i even get there
meat cleaver is left on the counter between botany and kitchen
med intern comes and grabs it
suddenly sec to bar
med intern is attacking people with the cleaver
turns out its a fucking raider
stunbaton the fucker and drag him to brig punching him as he spams slurs in russian and a swastikas in common
drag him to brig as hos comes out of ward office like

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https://tenor.com/view/black-guy-walk-short-zebra-gif-22495097

Tenor

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buckle the raider to cell bed
me and hos pull out wt and inspector and just shoot him to death

carmine sonnet Jul 28, 2024, 2:49 AM

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id put him in a butchering stand

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take away his comms and strip him to nothing

subtle gazelle Jul 28, 2024, 6:10 AM

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carmine sonnet take away his comms and strip him to nothing

hos just gibbed him in ward office and ate the brain

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cD7O0I2Ie7k

YouTube

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subtle gazelle Jul 28, 2024, 8:56 AM

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@carmine sonnet mfw rev round as det and singuloose happens

i get isolated from sec cause of all the spacing
literally everyone am near are revs
so their headrev just screams "JUMP HIM"
pull out a flash out of my bagpack
fucking spamflash them and shoot the headrev

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the thing is,earlier on we kinda caught that headrev but hos was kinda like in looc just going schizo about the rev rules like theyre METASHIELDED TO SHIT SO IT ISNT CLEAR THAT ITS REVS RIGHT

carmine sonnet Jul 28, 2024, 11:25 AM

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i fucking hate it when medical just dont bother with their corpses

carmine sonnet Jul 28, 2024, 11:43 AM

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minor inconvinience

subtle gazelle Jul 28, 2024, 11:56 AM

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carmine sonnet i fucking hate it when medical just dont bother with their corpses

they dont wanna tell you this but if you work in medbay likelyhood of you becoming fucking blind rises up by 50%

carmine sonnet Jul 28, 2024, 11:57 AM

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so true

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i blew up atmos instead

subtle gazelle Jul 28, 2024, 11:09 PM

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@carmine sonnet man my det rounds been getting better and better,singulo beacon had insul fibers,hos orders search on all engis,i check one of them,mf has emag and hand tele

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caught like 2 to 3 syndies this shift aswell

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one was just gunning it shooting at a secoff ordering search on him as i was fighting a spider during a unknown life form event,flash him,stun him while cap disables him and man has like a open uplink,cobra,agent id

carmine sonnet Jul 28, 2024, 11:50 PM

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i dont understand mfs that leave uplink open

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i just treat myself as a demolitions expert and demolish a vital infrastructure of the station and call it a day

subtle gazelle Jul 28, 2024, 11:51 PM

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basically removes the metashield when sec sees it all open

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so cant call sec out on they bullshit letrol

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when they random search you for gloves and everything

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if am a syndie i just blow up my target and or mug a head for the item i need and call it a day

carmine sonnet Jul 28, 2024, 11:53 PM

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my priority of demolition goes, telecommunications, atmos distro, containment field, ame and then departures

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if one of those blow up from a syndicate bomb, im most likely in your game

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im at my most happiest when i blow up telecommunications in an unrecoverable state

subtle gazelle Jul 28, 2024, 11:54 PM

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mfw salv just loots taht telecomms server wreck

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so comms stay up on their fucking shuttle

carmine sonnet Jul 28, 2024, 11:54 PM

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but the station is already shit after the fact

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i just provide windows of opportunity to other antags

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i never go for grav gen

subtle gazelle Jul 28, 2024, 11:55 PM

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i am le opportunist

carmine sonnet Jul 28, 2024, 11:55 PM

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some pussy shit that is

subtle gazelle Jul 28, 2024, 11:55 PM

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if am a doctor

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i am tracking the living shit out of my targets

carmine sonnet Jul 28, 2024, 11:55 PM

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most minute inconvenience is for grav to go out

subtle gazelle Jul 28, 2024, 11:56 PM

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if am ever sci ill just get a lathe or two,and place it in a hidden spot somewhere behind a secret wall

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emag it

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for le arsenal

carmine sonnet Jul 28, 2024, 11:56 PM

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i wanna try emag dispo

subtle gazelle Jul 28, 2024, 11:56 PM

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engi i just do whatever the FUCK I WANT

carmine sonnet Jul 28, 2024, 11:56 PM

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im gonna befriend a borg and give it a suicide module

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and then emag dispo

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hmm what else can i combo with emag

subtle gazelle Jul 28, 2024, 11:57 PM

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as sci emag is like straight up so fucking good

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emag lathes and get yourself guns n ammo

carmine sonnet Jul 28, 2024, 11:57 PM

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what does emag lathe do

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oh

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das ich shite

subtle gazelle Jul 28, 2024, 11:57 PM

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autolathe you can print ammo

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protolathe you can print arsenal you researched for sec

carmine sonnet Jul 28, 2024, 11:57 PM

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you need to assume that scie and cargo did their jobs

subtle gazelle Jul 28, 2024, 11:57 PM

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autolathe is like always good

carmine sonnet Jul 28, 2024, 11:57 PM

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which most of the case it isnt

subtle gazelle Jul 28, 2024, 11:58 PM

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but yeah proto is

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a gamble

carmine sonnet Jul 28, 2024, 11:58 PM

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i want to space lube an entire hallway leading to evac

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and emag the doors open

subtle gazelle Jul 28, 2024, 11:58 PM

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literally that one clip from sseth's ss13 vod brug

carmine sonnet Jul 28, 2024, 11:59 PM

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yeah lol

subtle gazelle Jul 28, 2024, 11:59 PM

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very nice prank by le honki

carmine sonnet Jul 28, 2024, 11:59 PM

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he gave out space lube

subtle gazelle Jul 28, 2024, 11:59 PM

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just make sure all janitors are dead beforehand godo

carmine sonnet Jul 28, 2024, 11:59 PM

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new updates make me look bad

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i dont know how to be chemist now

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i just combine potassium and water before and get it over with

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no wait it was fluorine and chlorine

subtle gazelle Jul 29, 2024, 12:00 AM

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man ive had spent so much time on the game

carmine sonnet Jul 29, 2024, 12:00 AM

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now it needs to be heated

subtle gazelle Jul 29, 2024, 12:00 AM

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and i havent even touched chem

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i think its about time i give chemical warfare a try

carmine sonnet Jul 29, 2024, 12:00 AM

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it sucks now

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two things i havent fully mastered is botany and chemistry

subtle gazelle Jul 29, 2024, 12:01 AM

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goddamn it devs add new med

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and lings

carmine sonnet Jul 29, 2024, 12:01 AM

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they change shit around with the updates

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me when cm14 comes first before newmed

subtle gazelle Jul 29, 2024, 12:01 AM

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bro the first t3 xeno is already out

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ravager and prae are up next

carmine sonnet Jul 29, 2024, 12:02 AM

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i feel like the contributors are just assuming the other guy will implement newmed

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so theyre all assuming someones working on newmed when no one isnt

subtle gazelle Jul 29, 2024, 12:02 AM

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besides ling i just want wizards and heretics

carmine sonnet Jul 29, 2024, 12:02 AM

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i want to try heretics

subtle gazelle Jul 29, 2024, 12:02 AM

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heretics mostly because ascensions are fucking badass

carmine sonnet Jul 29, 2024, 12:03 AM

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i just call narsie my fiancee and they just roll with it

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the bard charm never fails

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i literally walk up to nar sie and call it babe

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the admeme always get baffled

subtle gazelle Jul 29, 2024, 12:03 AM

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brother heretics arent related to the blood cult

carmine sonnet Jul 29, 2024, 12:03 AM

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oh

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i thought theyre a branch of it

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blood cult it is lol

subtle gazelle Jul 29, 2024, 12:04 AM

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blood cult are the COOLER REVS

carmine sonnet Jul 29, 2024, 12:04 AM

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yeah

subtle gazelle Jul 29, 2024, 12:04 AM

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revs really need a rework though rn

carmine sonnet Jul 29, 2024, 12:04 AM

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make head personnel able to be head revs

subtle gazelle Jul 29, 2024, 12:04 AM

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there isnt really

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a cut out ruleset

carmine sonnet Jul 29, 2024, 12:04 AM

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cargonia forever

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also whats metashield

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new space law or rp law

subtle gazelle Jul 29, 2024, 12:05 AM

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rp law

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like uhhh

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you dont know of syndies tools n shit

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and uplinks until theyre revealed

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oh like this guy has a open uplink? boom you know all of the tools now

carmine sonnet Jul 29, 2024, 12:06 AM

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they should rework head revs like the station department pet dying and the entire department going apeshit

subtle gazelle Jul 29, 2024, 12:06 AM

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before then nah,BUT LIKE HERES THE THING

carmine sonnet Jul 29, 2024, 12:06 AM

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subtle gazelle oh like this guy has a open uplink? boom you know all of the tools now

oh forced lobotomy

subtle gazelle Jul 29, 2024, 12:06 AM

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REVS ARE JUST METASHIELDED TO SHIT

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BECAUSE LIKE FLASHES ARE JUST FLASHES RIGHT

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YOU REALLY CANNOT TELL IF ITS A REVOLUTION

carmine sonnet Jul 29, 2024, 12:06 AM

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why the fuck would a clown have a flash

subtle gazelle Jul 29, 2024, 12:07 AM

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yeah who fucking knows,but then again theyre metashielded to shit as i said

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there really isnt

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a cut out ruleset

carmine sonnet Jul 29, 2024, 12:07 AM

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me when the mime has a flash and has become the local maint flasher

subtle gazelle Jul 29, 2024, 12:07 AM

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which is why its been frustrating as shit

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like GIVE US A CLEAR RULESET,OR REWORK REVS

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maybe add a cc announcement when X% of crew gets converted atleast

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like 'we have detected a mutiny going on the station' or some bullshit like that from centcomm

carmine sonnet Jul 29, 2024, 12:08 AM

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i remember a mime invis walling the last nuke op in a hallway and a clown coming out of maint doors with a stun baton and handcuffs

subtle gazelle Jul 29, 2024, 12:08 AM

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the honk fu is real

carmine sonnet Jul 29, 2024, 12:08 AM

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honk fu real

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i remember seeing nuke ops mixing chems

subtle gazelle Jul 29, 2024, 12:09 AM

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carmine sonnet me when the mime has a flash and has become the local maint flasher

command players been just malding because of revs,like literally nothing happens until they're forced to go to med from injuries and boom suddenly theyre in revbay getting gibbed

carmine sonnet Jul 29, 2024, 12:09 AM

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what are they cooking

subtle gazelle Jul 29, 2024, 12:09 AM

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revbay is just op

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peak rev strat

carmine sonnet Jul 29, 2024, 12:09 AM

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i remember two rounds when we didnt know it was rev round until the end screen tells us so

subtle gazelle Jul 29, 2024, 12:10 AM

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still cant get over how i survived a gang of revs jumping me as det

carmine sonnet Jul 29, 2024, 12:10 AM

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all i know was comms said about a gang that beats up people in groces lol

subtle gazelle Jul 29, 2024, 12:10 AM

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like damn

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i didnt even have a drop of whiskey that time as det (it totally makes you 50% more prone to becoming schizo el robusto as det)

carmine sonnet Jul 29, 2024, 12:11 AM

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i was ce and i got pseudo jumped in engineering, i just remember going, damn, cut the shit mf before i show you the feeling of being irradiated by a singularity

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that jumping felt like their hearts wasnt in it

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its how i picture how rev rounds go in the grasshopper server

subtle gazelle Jul 29, 2024, 12:12 AM

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bro revs probably dont do shit on hopper

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prob shittalk sec at best

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its how it was on levi

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last time i had a rev round on levi

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half of revs

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are just sitting in bar

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not doing shit

carmine sonnet Jul 29, 2024, 12:13 AM

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my rev rounds consist of organised jumping

subtle gazelle Jul 29, 2024, 12:13 AM

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while headrev and actually fucking useful revs are at cargo fighting for their lives while feds surround cargobay

carmine sonnet Jul 29, 2024, 12:13 AM

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i was converted and i was walking up to sci hallway when cap was walking and a bunch of dudes walking up behind them

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i go Hey cap

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and as soon as the speech bubble comes up

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mfs started swinging

subtle gazelle Jul 29, 2024, 12:14 AM

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bros waited for him to type

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he hell naw

carmine sonnet Jul 29, 2024, 12:14 AM

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Hey Greaswadasef

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HELP

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i love using my Greg character

subtle gazelle Jul 29, 2024, 12:14 AM

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least he could do is use his flash to blind the revs dawg

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literally saves lives cause they barely ever wear flash protection

carmine sonnet Jul 29, 2024, 12:15 AM

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who the fuck killed cap, it was Greg, the mmi muttered to hop

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i use dubious tactics to commit single target murder

subtle gazelle Jul 29, 2024, 12:15 AM

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bro i havent been in a rev round for fucking ages

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everytime i am in lobby and am like you know what i wanna observe

carmine sonnet Jul 29, 2024, 12:16 AM

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im usually paramed too when i get kill objectives

subtle gazelle Jul 29, 2024, 12:16 AM

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it turns out to be a rev round

carmine sonnet Jul 29, 2024, 12:16 AM

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hey man hop on my stretcher

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and then my fist and my holo jump you

subtle gazelle Jul 29, 2024, 12:16 AM

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and realizing that i missed a rev round when am spectating i just sit there like

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https://tenor.com/view/keyboard-computer-player-angry-tense1983tablebreak-gif-18396590

Tenor

carmine sonnet Jul 29, 2024, 12:16 AM

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i wonder how cracked it is to intent choke someone on a stretcher and a holo jumps them

subtle gazelle Jul 29, 2024, 12:17 AM

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asphyx damage plus le fucking constant beating yeah bro you cooked

carmine sonnet Jul 29, 2024, 12:17 AM

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lmfao

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domestic violence damage

subtle gazelle Jul 29, 2024, 12:18 AM

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plus like if youre choking someone theyre like not able to move since it means you have aggressively grabbed them and need to resist

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but theyre like half way fucking dead by then cuz of holo so

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yeah

carmine sonnet Jul 29, 2024, 12:18 AM

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i want a rev round to happen after i inject pun pun with holo

subtle gazelle Jul 29, 2024, 12:18 AM

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i want mid round revs to be a thing man

carmine sonnet Jul 29, 2024, 12:19 AM

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imagine giving a djinn to a cognid ian and turning out to be a reg

subtle gazelle Jul 29, 2024, 12:19 AM

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some mf latejoins,rolls viva

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like half a hour in

carmine sonnet Jul 29, 2024, 12:19 AM

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cogni ian rev strat

subtle gazelle Jul 29, 2024, 12:20 AM

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i wonder if goobstation still has wizards or not

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didn't see em in antag selection in lobby,maybe they became a ghost role like space ninja,mfs also got lings but like i didnt see much of their gameplay

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oh and supermatter i think they got that too

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if only admemes didnt give me cancer from what i saw with the ahelp screenshots and my personal experience with them

carmine sonnet Jul 29, 2024, 12:23 AM

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i remember admeme wiz round

subtle gazelle Jul 29, 2024, 12:23 AM

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a round there where wizard caused a fucking ert ARMY to respond was good though,on goob

carmine sonnet Jul 29, 2024, 12:23 AM

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mfs were so happy to be wizards until i ordered entire sec to use chemical and flash warfare

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mfs could not do shit

subtle gazelle Jul 29, 2024, 12:24 AM

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wizards didnt go powergame mode for sunglasses and internals its joever

carmine sonnet Jul 29, 2024, 12:24 AM

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i was warden and ordered them to use all utils before engaging

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wizards had to bomb themselves with fireballs just to space hallways

subtle gazelle Jul 29, 2024, 12:25 AM

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afaik the meta wizard loadout is just going with armor and the fucking mjolnir with recall spell and other shit like that

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just throws the mjolnir at you and sends you flying down the hallway

carmine sonnet Jul 29, 2024, 12:25 AM

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fireball vs an entire station supply of stinger grenades

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hit them with the Stinger Grenade x20

subtle gazelle Jul 29, 2024, 12:26 AM

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if only they had all the abilities from le 13

carmine sonnet Jul 29, 2024, 12:26 AM

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normalise yelling Solar Flare before throwing a flash

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i want proxy voice chat in ss14

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more funnier moments that way

subtle gazelle Jul 29, 2024, 12:27 AM

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wizard teleporting infront of a le clown before just pulverizing them with mjolnir and sending em across the hallway would be a sight

carmine sonnet Jul 29, 2024, 12:27 AM

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imagine the player yelling

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voice mask would be so cracked

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just assign a unique filter for players

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so their real voice isnt used

subtle gazelle Jul 29, 2024, 12:29 AM

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the game is like 2 or 3 years into development right,man i wonder how long itll take for viro and genetics to be added hmmclueless

#

just off topic

carmine sonnet Jul 29, 2024, 12:29 AM

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i spawn with nitrile gloves and sterile mask now that ive seniored medical

subtle gazelle Jul 29, 2024, 2:39 AM

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@carmine sonnet just had some john woo ass 1v1 with a loneop as det

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literally both of us were left so low that we both had to retreat,motherfucker was using the bulldog versus me with inspector

#

AT THIS POINT ALL AM MISSING FOR DET ARE THE SCHIZO NOIR-ESQUE MONOLOGUES DAWG

#

AM LITERALLY BECOMING MORE AND MORE SCHIZO WITH INSPECTOR AIM

carmine sonnet Jul 29, 2024, 2:42 AM

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go go gadget murder syndies

subtle gazelle Jul 29, 2024, 2:43 AM

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bro i was literally balling as det this round

#

caught a bloodred atmosian with esword

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a chemist WITH A ESWORD

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AND ALMOST WON AGAINST A LONEOP WITH JUST MY REVOLVER

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i was using the dark to my advantage bro i just point blank blasted the nukie with my revolver as he came back for round two

subtle gazelle Jul 29, 2024, 9:36 AM

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@carmine sonnet mfw 3 secs only and loneop spawns while syndie teams up with loneop and reinf and gives us all sec mega cancer with fortniteass strats while hos is fucking lost not knowing what to do

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(at this point i believe i should start being the hos)

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LIKE GODDAMN MAN

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WHY SO MANY HOS' JUST CRACK LIKE A FUCKING EGG,JUST FUCKING KILL THE NUKERS

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like god fucking damn man,he didnt come to check bridge with me when nukies were called

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to be there

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they just go ai and prep and plant in the meantime

carmine sonnet Jul 29, 2024, 10:16 AM

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i literally have a supervillain mentality when im hos

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i gather my goons

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im a mafioso leader

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https://tenor.com/view/kill-that-guy-spiderman-spider-man-into-the-spider-verse-spiderverse-kingpin-gif-20437897

Tenor

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kingpin gameplay

subtle gazelle Jul 29, 2024, 6:56 PM

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i just know i am going to do some 1984 shit after i put in enough hours in sec dawg

#

subtle gazelle Jul 29, 2024, 8:39 PM

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@carmine sonnet mfw go literally doom guy as det during a zombie round so hard that teslaloose had to kill me

#

i had insuls and everything it just DECIDED TO TELEPORT INTO ME

carmine sonnet Jul 29, 2024, 10:19 PM

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https://tenor.com/view/dr-manhattan-gif-18899941

Tenor

subtle gazelle Jul 30, 2024, 1:46 AM

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@carmine sonnet mfw play engi for first time in few days after just being a det,roll syndie right away

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greentexted

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i even had that fucking 5 stars on me throughout the whole thing after i started killing

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all because i just felt the need to announce 'this assassination was sponsored by: cybersun industries' over sec radio after i bombed my target

#

oh and i fucking disabled RD for his suit

carmine sonnet Jul 30, 2024, 2:17 AM

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i thought you made them disabled

subtle gazelle Jul 30, 2024, 5:43 AM

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carmine sonnet i thought you made them disabled

me when newmed

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chop off rd's legs for his suit

#

also just had a nukie borg round

#

i requested my name to be chef-OS for i would cook these NT scumbags

#

me and operator charlie fucking flanked cap as jugsuit and agent were gunning the fucking front and we got cap and CE in medbay (that CE WAS SO FUCKING ANNOYING TO FIGHT THE FUCKER WAS SITTING BEHIND LIKE 4 LAYERS OF DIRECTIONAL WINDOWS WITH A LASER) and we won

carmine sonnet Jul 30, 2024, 8:07 AM

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subtle gazelle me when newmed

the malevolent survival box shattering the spinal cord of anyone caught in the shockwave blast

carmine sonnet Jul 30, 2024, 8:07 AM

#

subtle gazelle me and operator charlie fucking flanked cap as jugsuit and agent were gunning th...

oh i didnt do that as ce

#

i fucking hid in the shadows

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im bane when im ce on nukie rounds

subtle gazelle Jul 30, 2024, 10:17 AM

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carmine sonnet oh i didnt do that as ce

oh nah this wasnt on lizard

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i dont play lizard

#

me and charlie just breached in from south as cap was retreating and i just desworded the cap and CE after they got fucked up from that jugsuit at the front of med

#

that whole round as borg i was just deswording people rather than using L6

#

i did get HoP with L6 but thats like about it,and maybe some random tider in eva that was totally heading for us with a WT (he was not him,i literally offscreened him)

subtle gazelle Jul 30, 2024, 10:24 AM

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carmine sonnet the malevolent survival box shattering the spinal cord of anyone caught in the s...

that round i did the fucking mailman thing,i went up to the paramedic target and was like yo you got a delivery here,she goes 'what' and i just emote 'takes a closer look at the label on the box' before going ' its from cybersun' before just detonating the bomb right on top of her lmfao

subtle gazelle Jul 31, 2024, 3:02 AM

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@carmine sonnet mfw engi borg round and its fucking war ops

#

almost defused the fucking nuke

carmine sonnet Jul 31, 2024, 3:03 AM

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emphasis on almost

subtle gazelle Jul 31, 2024, 3:03 AM

#

was too late

#

entirety of bridge was lubed so nobody ould have gotten in

#

besides borgs

#

and i was basically being ON SIGHT'ed by all the nukies dawg

#

mfw a robot that cant even do harm to you due to your id is literally your number 1 target

#

i hope for the day when we will be able to rewrite borg laws as sci

#

so we at sci can turn them into literal suicide bombers

carmine sonnet Jul 31, 2024, 3:06 AM

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pretty sure rd would have that right

#

yo if they start doing that

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ill turn the entire station into cyborgs

#

imagine being a nukie

#

and the entire station is borgs

#

30 minutes in

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if i can do a shift with complete science research before 30 minutes

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i can campaign for the whole station to turn their brains in

subtle gazelle Jul 31, 2024, 3:08 AM

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okay but dude,i had a borg round today where a sci was straight up a dick to borgs for no reason despite not being a antag @carmine sonnet

carmine sonnet Jul 31, 2024, 3:08 AM

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lol wtf

subtle gazelle Jul 31, 2024, 3:08 AM

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these types of scientists make me wish

carmine sonnet Jul 31, 2024, 3:08 AM

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i could never

subtle gazelle Jul 31, 2024, 3:08 AM

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for ai to be added

carmine sonnet Jul 31, 2024, 3:08 AM

#

if a hallway blows up

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a borg is the first thing im saving

#

it makes much more sense to just weld a borg so you can save people faster

subtle gazelle Jul 31, 2024, 3:09 AM

#

so i can roll ai,hit them with COGITO ERGO SUM,I THINK THEREFORE IM AM if i get fucking subverted

#

LIKE GODDAMN MAN

#

for some reason he just hated the other borg

#

just because it followed its law 3 when the fucker tried to take out its brain

#

despite not requesting new chassis or modules or anything

#

now the sad part,THAT GUY WAS THE ONLY SCI BESIDES THE OTHER GUY WHO WAS BASICALLY NOT EVEN DOING HIS JOB 🗿

#

but that guy gets a pass because he was antag so yeah

subtle gazelle Jul 31, 2024, 10:26 AM

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@carmine sonnet the fucking warden pulled a schizo play on me as syndi borg

#

I DIDNT KNOW THAT SYNDI BORGS WERENT FLASH IMMUNE

#

THE FUCKER LITERALLY SPAMMED FLASH AND PUT A BOMB UNDER ME DAWG!

#

that same warden pulled a malevolent toolbox on one of the nukies earlier on that round

#

the said nukie was carrying around all the bombs so he fucking died

carmine sonnet Jul 31, 2024, 11:06 AM

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i remember a borg saying, how come silicons arent flash immune

#

it was on a rev round

subtle gazelle Jul 31, 2024, 9:57 PM

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@carmine sonnet

go hopper as borg to teach newbies after admeme said they got a whole new tide
mfw i get turned into a mining borg
go teach newbie salv how to do shit
come back to station after rod hit containment and singuloosed,zombies happened,sci fucking died
chatting with RD over binary i go to check on sci and mf evac shuttle gets recalled
see mime leaving bridge with hop id like

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https://tenor.com/view/hansel-gif-27337872

Tenor

#

report it over binary and RD reports it back to HoS
HoS catches the tot mime
mfw complains in ooc after we say round stalling is a nerd move and she just goes grr am new eff you

#

do the newbies need to experience the true traitor

#

(am literally in top 10 of the most played antag rounds on the leaderboard site)

#

or shall i continue being their mentor as borg..

#

eh ill stick with being a borg bruh

#

that would be mean

carmine sonnet Jul 31, 2024, 10:16 PM

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mfs deserve to be hit with a malevolent box

subtle gazelle Jul 31, 2024, 10:34 PM

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i literally cant wait for heretic to be added man

#

2 ascended heretics clashing would be fucking based

#

since past their ascension they can just do whatever the fuck they want,so WHY WOULDNT THEY FIGHT ANOTHER HERETIC THAT HAS PRACTICALLY BECOME A GOD LIKE THEM

subtle gazelle Aug 1, 2024, 12:39 AM

#

@carmine sonnet

another round as borg
literally go to atmos for gas plasma and see a tider outside pointing at me
mf literally drops a emag on the floor and points at it and at me
i just go 'no' and walk back into atmos

#

I KNOW ITS A NEW PLAYER SERVER,BUT THIS IS SOME DOGSHIT TRAITOR GAMEPLAY EVEN FOR NEW PLAYERS

#

he didn't order anything,he didn't put in a order for me to come out and open the panel just points at me,and even then he isnt in chain of command when it comes to borgs n shit like brother what the fuck are you doing! am not even mad like am just surprised,especially him just dropping the emag on the floor next to him

#

i am starting to believe

#

that newbie antags should all get a pAI to mentor them

#

like jesus CHRIST that was low what i just witnessed

#

HOW DARE THEY NOT KNOW OF ALL THE ANTAG TECH AND TRICKS GRRR

#

anyway

#

that was funny

carmine sonnet Aug 1, 2024, 12:49 AM

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the fuck

#

hey man look at this emag

#

oh what why wont you come out

#

its like pointing a gun at someone and asking why are they afraid of you

subtle gazelle Aug 1, 2024, 6:13 AM

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@carmine sonnet just watched nukies disguise as ERT+CC and rp for a bit with cap until they just executed the captain and RD for tax evasion

carmine sonnet Aug 1, 2024, 7:15 AM

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HOLY SHIT

#

METAL GEAR OPS

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god i wish i was in that round

#

was that admeme or big brain tactics

subtle gazelle Aug 1, 2024, 8:07 AM

#

carmine sonnet was that admeme or big brain tactics

big brain tactics

#

dna scrambler+chameleon

#

stashed their bloodreds in chapelroid

#

i unleashed lord singuloth by pure accident for first time in 361 shifts of engi,3 minutes into the round on core @carmine sonnet

carmine sonnet Aug 1, 2024, 8:12 AM

#

everyone mustve loved you

subtle gazelle Aug 1, 2024, 8:12 AM

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OH TRUST ME

#

the TA DROPPING 10 FUCKING HARD R'S IN THE CHAT

#

DEFO LOVED ME

subtle gazelle Aug 1, 2024, 8:13 AM

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carmine sonnet everyone mustve loved you

i am sure they did,core fucking sucks

carmine sonnet Aug 1, 2024, 8:13 AM

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subtle gazelle the TA DROPPING 10 FUCKING HARD R'S IN THE CHAT

i thought they autokick people that do that

subtle gazelle Aug 1, 2024, 8:13 AM

#

BRO DROPPED A WHOLEASS COPYPASTA

#

ITS FUCKING INSANE

#

A FUCKING TECHNICAL ASSISTANT

#

DROPPED A WHOLEASS COPYPASTA REGARDING BLACK PEOPLE

#

HE HELL NAW

carmine sonnet Aug 1, 2024, 8:14 AM

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i was gonna ask to drop screenie here but you might get banned

#

oh shit

#

actually you will get banned LOL

subtle gazelle Aug 1, 2024, 8:15 AM

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I GOT THE SCREENSHOT BRO I CAN JUST DM IT IF YOU WANT

carmine sonnet Aug 1, 2024, 8:15 AM

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i wanna see

subtle gazelle Aug 1, 2024, 8:19 AM

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i gotta spectate bro i doubt that guy left the server after that round

#

if he isnt banned or isnt just going schizo raider mode after that i dunno what hes doing

carmine sonnet Aug 1, 2024, 8:20 AM

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bro is fermenting in hatred

subtle gazelle Aug 1, 2024, 8:22 AM

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carmine sonnet bro is fermenting in hatred

nah like the thing is,the singuloose straight up only happened cause i was RUSHING the containment because i saw his ass building PA first things first

#

and earlier on he was talking in russian a round earlier in dead chat

#

so i was like HELL NAW THIS FUCKER IS ABOUT TO DO IT and i was rushing building the containment

carmine sonnet Aug 1, 2024, 8:27 AM

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it wasnt even your fault

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lmfao

subtle gazelle Aug 1, 2024, 11:40 AM

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@carmine sonnet my first ever ward shift and the first ever prisoner kills himself

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despite a light sentence for what he fucking did (he was a thief who hypo'd CE for his cloak and cap id)

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and promise to let him go on parole with a tracker

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oh and i disabled a loneop for his fucking L6

carmine sonnet Aug 1, 2024, 12:32 PM

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noooooo

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you cant let tracker peoopllleeeeeee

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youre supppoossed to roleplay!!

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and you shouldnt be using disablers on antags!!!! use the shitty centcom standard issues!!!

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failrp!!!!!!

subtle gazelle Aug 1, 2024, 3:03 PM

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carmine sonnet and you shouldnt be using disablers on antags!!!! use the shitty centcom standar...

nah thats honestly fine but using their L6 LE CONTRABAND WEAPON!!! will make admeme SEETHE

subtle gazelle Aug 2, 2024, 4:44 AM

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@carmine sonnet engi borg rounds have started piling up,and i ahve finally gotten to experience the greatest of modules

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the RCD and the advanced tool module

carmine sonnet Aug 2, 2024, 5:07 AM

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the borgs start tweakin when they hear im printing advanced tool modules and construction module

subtle gazelle Aug 2, 2024, 6:40 AM

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@carmine sonnet had my first ninja greentext

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jumpscared some poor tider in maints by going boo and shocking him before running back into the shadows

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i was NEVER seen by a single officer

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and they had a full fucking squad mind you

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they had bigger fish to worry about

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this was on core so what i did was unleash the vox box that has STATIONS WORTH of nitrogen in it

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DRAGON SPAWNS IN JUST AS THAT HAPPENS

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REVENANT HAPPENS,AND THEN I BOMB ENGI SINCE THAT WAS MY OBJECTIVE

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oh and loneop also happened so yeah

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to say the least i was a slippery little bastard

carmine sonnet Aug 2, 2024, 6:59 AM

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does dragon antag ninja?

subtle gazelle Aug 2, 2024, 6:59 AM

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carmine sonnet does dragon antag ninja?

whar

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what youmean

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like uhhh they cool or not?

carmine sonnet Aug 2, 2024, 7:00 AM

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yeah

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fucking malders

subtle gazelle Aug 2, 2024, 7:00 AM

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honestly no idea bro

carmine sonnet Aug 2, 2024, 7:00 AM

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all i know is antags should be able to team up

subtle gazelle Aug 2, 2024, 7:01 AM

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ninja kinda summons the dragon so

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you would think they would team up

subtle gazelle Aug 2, 2024, 7:01 AM

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carmine sonnet all i know is antags should be able to team up

honestly id rather have them all fucking kill each other but teaming up is cool too

carmine sonnet Aug 2, 2024, 7:02 AM

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all i know

subtle gazelle Aug 2, 2024, 7:02 AM

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like id rather watch 2 ascended heretics fucking fight each other to the death

carmine sonnet Aug 2, 2024, 7:02 AM

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is i was sleeper activated

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and i tried to clap dragon

subtle gazelle Aug 2, 2024, 7:04 AM

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man i was just straight up trolling as ninja though

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like i dragged rd through maints out to space

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and was telling him 'sir,your id tax,hand your id over please' before he pulled a knife and i just shocked and stabbed him to death after i threw his own knife into his face

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i let a mediborg take him back of course afterwards

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(i dont like murderboning as ninja)

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but yeah like after i released a whole stations worth of nitrogen into the station before the dragon spawned,and you would know how suffocating unconscious people look to space dragon,i however never got to see the bloodbath,i only saw the aftermath

carmine sonnet Aug 2, 2024, 7:35 AM

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infil atmos and send carbon monoxide to distro

subtle gazelle Aug 2, 2024, 8:44 AM

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carmine sonnet infil atmos and send carbon monoxide to distro

its actually crazy how i never got to interact with a single officer

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despite there being a full fucking department

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i would get called out in engi? am already out and am at evac

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at sci? fuck you am in med maints

carmine sonnet Aug 2, 2024, 8:46 AM

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smol troll

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heat up a vox box

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then release it to station atmos

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funny enough, humans need both oxygen and nitrogen to get breathable air

subtle gazelle Aug 2, 2024, 8:48 AM

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but what if all air was just nitrogen though

carmine sonnet Aug 2, 2024, 8:48 AM

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if you just send in oxygen, you transform everything into a high explosive

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should be

subtle gazelle Aug 2, 2024, 8:48 AM

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seriously,that vox box on core is fucking insane

carmine sonnet Aug 2, 2024, 8:48 AM

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well we suffocate

subtle gazelle Aug 2, 2024, 8:48 AM

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STATIONS WORTH

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of nitrogen

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INSIDE OF THAT SMALL LIL CABIN

carmine sonnet Aug 2, 2024, 8:48 AM

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i didnt know they have vox bos prebuilt

subtle gazelle Aug 2, 2024, 8:48 AM

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yeah they added that a while ago

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after voxes got introduced

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and its been a pain in the ass ever since

carmine sonnet Aug 2, 2024, 8:49 AM

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voxes are a pain in the ass

subtle gazelle Aug 2, 2024, 8:49 AM

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everytime i roll core,i...a engineer have to make sure

carmine sonnet Aug 2, 2024, 8:49 AM

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forced to wear a madk

subtle gazelle Aug 2, 2024, 8:49 AM

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that i fucking weld that place shut

carmine sonnet Aug 2, 2024, 8:49 AM

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they should add an iv injection instead

subtle gazelle Aug 2, 2024, 8:49 AM

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OTHERWISE SOME DIPSHIT WILL OPEN THE DOORS AND FLOOD THE PLACE WITH NITROGEN

carmine sonnet Aug 2, 2024, 8:49 AM

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iv injection and a handheld gas cycler

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so voxes arent forced to have a mask

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put it in the neck slot

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easy

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or pocket gas filter

subtle gazelle Aug 2, 2024, 8:50 AM

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i cannot imagine a vox ninja

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thank god they removed those fucks from nukies and other ghost roles

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until they fix their fucken code they better stay out

carmine sonnet Aug 2, 2024, 8:51 AM

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its gonna have to be something like, a small dialysis machine that replenished nitrogen in a voxes bloodstream

subtle gazelle Aug 2, 2024, 8:51 AM

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for the loadouts n stuff

carmine sonnet Aug 2, 2024, 8:51 AM

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i should be a contributer

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but that means i have to learn lua

subtle gazelle Aug 2, 2024, 8:51 AM

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agony

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now am just hungry for another ninja round

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that FULL FUCKING GREENTEXT

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security never even got to see me

carmine sonnet Aug 2, 2024, 8:53 AM

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they should bring back terminators

subtle gazelle Aug 2, 2024, 8:54 AM

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i will never forget a terminator locking me in the room with them before killing me

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MAGDUMPING A ENGINEER AT POINT BLANK WITH A VIPER TO JUST SEE THEM CONTINUE WALKING AT ME WAS SOMETHING

carmine sonnet Aug 2, 2024, 8:55 AM

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peak space station moment

subtle gazelle Aug 2, 2024, 10:27 AM

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true traitor's death

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getting killed by another antag

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https://tenor.com/view/its-peak-peak-fiction-one-piece-gif-26139262

Tenor

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@carmine sonnet OH MY FUCKING GOD I ALREADY SEE CONTRIBUTORS ON GOOBSTATION MAKING HERETIC

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WIZDEN COME ON CATCH UP YOU FUCKING SNAILS

carmine sonnet Aug 2, 2024, 11:00 AM

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lol

subtle gazelle Aug 2, 2024, 11:10 AM

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WILL I FINALLY WITNESS TWO DIFFERENT HERETICS DUKING IT OUT? VOID VERSUS THE ASHEN PATH?

carmine sonnet Aug 2, 2024, 2:58 PM

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they done fucked up atmos

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first time i play in a while

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and these grasshoppers already ruined everything

subtle gazelle Aug 2, 2024, 6:24 PM

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carmine sonnet and these grasshoppers already ruined everything

grasshopper escapees no clue what they doing and fucking up entire station air supply or what

carmine sonnet Aug 3, 2024, 4:19 AM

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they turned every scrubber room into a burn room or some shit

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everything had water vapor in it man

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made me take off everything im wearing and made me jump into the vacuum of space

subtle gazelle Aug 3, 2024, 6:44 AM

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@carmine sonnet my dumbass be hungry for another ninja round

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that greentext had me tweaking

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https://tenor.com/view/is-it-gif-20766212

Tenor

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I NEED

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ANOTHER NINJA ROUND

carmine sonnet Aug 3, 2024, 6:44 AM

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float like gojo

subtle gazelle Aug 3, 2024, 6:46 AM

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and you fucking know i did well because security NEVER saw me

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literally only 2 sightings of me throughout the round by the public

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one in engi and one in the bar

subtle gazelle Aug 3, 2024, 6:58 AM

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carmine sonnet float like gojo

that poor RD trying to fight me with his knife only for me to just shock him,grab the knife and fucking plunge it into him by throwing it was probably the only violent thing i did as ninja that round besides almost murdering him

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BUT MAN IT FELT LIKE BULLYING

subtle gazelle Aug 3, 2024, 11:27 AM

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@carmine sonnet my dumbass finna try vox

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i have internals on 90% of the time as engi/atmos anyway dont see why would it be any different hmmclueless

subtle gazelle Aug 3, 2024, 1:43 PM

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@carmine sonnet is it truly joever

carmine sonnet Aug 3, 2024, 1:47 PM

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lmfao

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youre gonna see zombies now

subtle gazelle Aug 3, 2024, 1:47 PM

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there were zombies

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ninja,loneop

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rat kings

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i dont know if the zombies were byproduct of the loneop or not though

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the ninja that won the raffle against me kinda died miserably though

subtle gazelle Aug 3, 2024, 8:42 PM

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@carmine sonnet all of atmos turns out to be evil expect me and redtexts besides tritflooding evac like bunch of nerds 🗿

subtle gazelle Aug 4, 2024, 7:10 AM

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https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1202734573247795303/1269548701651566695/IMG_20240803_235256.jpg?ex=66b076dd&is=66af255d&hm=1f3e46717cc0973fa59383a4ef1368f602195202680fd03f1207fc0506fc4be4&=&format=webp&width=692&height=543

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@carmine sonnet

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ITS

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SO

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FUCKING

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OVER

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https://tenor.com/view/keyboard-computer-player-angry-tense1983tablebreak-gif-18396590

Tenor

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@remote bridge surgery is NOT a week away

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it is joever

remote bridge Aug 4, 2024, 7:47 AM

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IS JOEVER

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subtle gazelle Aug 4, 2024, 8:24 AM

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WE ARE COOKED

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AND POSSIBLY WE ARE DONE

carmine sonnet Aug 4, 2024, 9:17 AM

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subtle gazelle https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1202734573247795303/1269548701651566695...

its so over

carmine sonnet Aug 4, 2024, 2:38 PM

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my first green text lol

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i got devious with it

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one syndie bomb next to sec carriage and it was so over for them

subtle gazelle Aug 4, 2024, 5:19 PM

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carmine sonnet my first green text lol

i havent had a syndie round in a fair bit,last time i had syndie i greentexted with a ONE UN-NEEDED CASUALTY

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(some random cadet that saw my wanted sign and decided to chase after me into maints where i magdumped her with a viper)

subtle gazelle Aug 5, 2024, 5:03 AM

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@carmine sonnet mfw rolled tot while trying to learn frezon

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(i was split between just setting the medbay ablaze with the cooked up trit and learning how to le funny gas)

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but thankfully all of sci rolled antag lottery and just created army of borgs to gun down everyone in medbay

carmine sonnet Aug 5, 2024, 5:11 AM

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my ass forgot how to teach people how to make frezon

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i probably can still instinctively make frezon

subtle gazelle Aug 5, 2024, 5:14 AM

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i kinda feel bad for CE because i was planning to frezon leak all of medbay

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but like again,all of medbay got fucking gunned down by borgs so i didnt resort to that

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i dunno how the fuck HoS dies to borgs who are now only armed with vipers and edaggers dawg,you literally spam flash and mow them down with wt

carmine sonnet Aug 5, 2024, 5:18 AM

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three pipelines,

first is station distro pipeline,
mixer containing 78 oxy and 22 nitro goes to station with t pipe junctions for both oxy and nitro for the next lines;

second is trit pipeline consisting of oxy and plasma goes to the burn room

third pipeline is frezon pipeline, consisting of two sections, catalyst and reactant,
catalyst pipeline consists of freezing trit and reactant pipeline consists of 80 oxy and 20 nitro,
send catalyst and reactant pipeline into a mixer with 80:20 mixture
setup three filters for frezon, nitrous oxide and nitrogen respectively, only turn on nitro filter when the frezon pipeline is overloaded with nitrogen

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everytime i try to type out a tutorial, its less and less schizophrenic

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but yeah, frezon reaction creates frezon, nitrous oxide and nitrogen

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oh and the catalyst and reactant gases has to be freezing

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72.3k

subtle gazelle Aug 5, 2024, 5:20 AM

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yeah saw that during the round,was filtering out nitrous oxide to some other port

carmine sonnet Aug 5, 2024, 5:20 AM

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if you want to be funny, you can send nitrous oxide to station distro

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also, dont recycle oxygen and nitrogen from waste distro

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the grasshopper escapees usually causes spacing or burning which will send in cold or hot oxygen and nitrogen

subtle gazelle Aug 5, 2024, 5:22 AM

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carmine sonnet if you want to be funny, you can send nitrous oxide to station distro

aw schmell naw my ass is gettting brigged

carmine sonnet Aug 5, 2024, 5:22 AM

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send plasma fire then

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big funny idea

subtle gazelle Aug 5, 2024, 5:23 AM

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nah just hit sectoids with a domain expansion second they enter atmos letrole

carmine sonnet Aug 5, 2024, 5:23 AM

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roll syndie as atmos tech,
pressurise burn room with water vapour plasma fire byproduct,
send to station distro,
profit(also roleban)

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i want them to add a feature where you can set up vents to blow people away with 12500 mols of pressure

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send to le space

subtle gazelle Aug 5, 2024, 5:24 AM

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think theres something similar to that on russian servers i think??

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but you know

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its russian

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space wind i think

carmine sonnet Aug 5, 2024, 5:25 AM

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ive never touched a russian server

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dont even know what the fucks going on there

subtle gazelle Aug 5, 2024, 5:25 AM

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neither have i,i only saw like footage of it

subtle gazelle Aug 5, 2024, 9:40 AM

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@carmine sonnet another ninja round,another greentext

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this time ON TRAIN STATION

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i did some funny bits between my objectives like trolling command/sec comms,teleporting into bridge while hoppy was making a announcement and shocked him and teleported out and went BOO

subtle gazelle Aug 5, 2024, 10:02 AM

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and the admeme was observing me throughout the whole thing,seeing as for some reason objectives were bugged until they intervened

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literally couldnt call in a threat nor set everyone as wanted before i ahelped and had them help me lmfao

carmine sonnet Aug 5, 2024, 11:07 AM

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imagine a 5 man nukies with nuclear bomb on space lubed armory getting soloed by asteroids

subtle gazelle Aug 5, 2024, 2:05 PM

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carmine sonnet imagine a 5 man nukies with nuclear bomb on space lubed armory getting soloed by...

ima assume one of their homies that was carrying all the bombs got fucking sniped

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cause no shot whole squad gets wiped like that

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without a bomb

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okay game,i had my ninja round few fucking hours ago,now drop me another

subtle gazelle Aug 5, 2024, 5:09 PM

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@carmine sonnet

go to spectate grasshopper
mfw see a syndie just out himself to the captain
check chat and see sec radio set him AOS with reason 'admitted to being a syndie but 'doesn't want to do anything bad'
mfw guy actually gave himself up to sec
literally ahve seen and spectated this guy do this type of 'friendly syndie' bit before,literally removing any threat or interesting scenarios out the fucking window
literally how to waste a antag role 101

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I GET IT THAT ITS GRASSHOPPER,BUT HOLY SHIT,ATLEAST ALL THE NEWDYCATES THERE TRIED EVEN IF THEY FAILED,THIS GUY DOESNT EVEN DO THAT BRUH

subtle gazelle Aug 5, 2024, 9:34 PM

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@carmine sonnet I GOT ANOTHER NINJA GREENTEXT ROUND IN

another-gojo-return-hint-chapter-236-analysis-v0-expyckaqebwb1.webp

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ALL OF COMMAND WAS SICK OF MY SHIT

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SECURITY TOO

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I FUCKING ASSASINATED HOS AND CAP

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A GUY WAS CHALLENGING ME TO A BOXING MATCH,I ACCEPTED,BUT SECTOIDS WERE AAAALLL IN THE WAY AND BLOOD THIRSTY AS FUCK TO SAY THE LEAST,THEY WERE ALWAYS THERE EVERYTIME I TRIED TO GO TO THE RING,BECAUSE ITS ORIGIN

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all of command was literally whining in command radio about how exhausting the shift was

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I WAS A SLIPPERY LITTLE BASTARD MAN

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i stole HoS pinpointer after i fucking had a 1v1 with him,used it to track cap and assassinated him inside of RD's room

subtle gazelle Aug 5, 2024, 10:04 PM

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i just remembered i was on sec radio telling ward 'hey ward,you hear that? beep...beep' just as i was heading to plant the bomb at the armory lmfao

carmine sonnet Aug 5, 2024, 10:09 PM

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subtle gazelle all of command was literally whining in command radio about how exhausting the s...

tell em to cry about it

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if antags start doing war crimes like that, i just do war crimes back

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https://tenor.com/view/jujutsu-kaisen-anime-mahito-smirk-scared-gif-19619446

Tenor

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hey ce

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make maxcaps

subtle gazelle Aug 5, 2024, 10:14 PM

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first things i got as ninja was cap jetpack,AA and all the fucking comms lmfao

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was just trolling randoms most of the time if i wasn't trying to do my objectives

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like some engi was trying to fix cargo airlocks that got struck by meteors i just flied to em and fucken shocked em and they just started SCREAMING 'PLEASE NO NO'

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was literally just playing with em

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but apparently ward WAS planning to let me into the ring until he heard that i fucking murked HoS

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ward was based,detective and all the other sectoids? literally out for blood,i almost fucking murked the detective that kept talking tough over sec radio,he barely got away alive lmfao

carmine sonnet Aug 5, 2024, 10:19 PM

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subtle gazelle I GET IT THAT ITS GRASSHOPPER,BUT HOLY SHIT,ATLEAST ALL THE NEWDYCATES THERE TRI...

thats some pussy shit

subtle gazelle Aug 5, 2024, 10:20 PM

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yeah like spectating this shit had me tweaking dawg

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plus everytime i went to spectate

carmine sonnet Aug 5, 2024, 10:22 PM

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me personally, i dont do kill objectives and just blow up the station

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also whats wrong with you, why spectate grasshopper 😭

subtle gazelle Aug 5, 2024, 10:22 PM

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on grasshopper,and that guy happened to roll syndie,it was ALWAYS that shit

subtle gazelle Aug 5, 2024, 10:23 PM

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carmine sonnet also whats wrong with you, why spectate grasshopper 😭

theres always some funny shit to watch

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if am not spectating i just go borg lmfao

carmine sonnet Aug 5, 2024, 10:23 PM

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if im hos, im making them unlock their pda, take it and replace it with hop, and inject them with a mindshield

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my fucking uplink

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i wonder if admins are ok with that

subtle gazelle Aug 5, 2024, 10:24 PM

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am p sure sec cant make use of contraband unless its like life or death type situation no?

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am talking like nukies

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ive seen a sectoid just grab a uplink off a sleeper he killed and got northstars and beat a nuker to death

carmine sonnet Aug 5, 2024, 10:25 PM

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fundamental rule of physics, potential and kinetic classification of energy, your honor, i only have a unlocked pda uplink

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i didnt use antag item yet

subtle gazelle Aug 5, 2024, 10:25 PM

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and no bwoinks were thrown at that guy so yeah

subtle gazelle Aug 6, 2024, 7:56 AM

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@carmine sonnet when space wizards get added,i wil lliterally just clown the entire station,i will TURN ALL OF THE STATION INTO CLOWNS,AND NOBODY WILL STOP ME

carmine sonnet Aug 6, 2024, 7:57 AM

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clown ops

subtle gazelle Aug 6, 2024, 7:59 AM

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either that or just instagib people with the fucking EL NATH spell or some shit

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wait...round removing all of command as wizard drunk

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nononon turning them all into clowns is funnier

carmine sonnet Aug 6, 2024, 10:30 AM

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subtle gazelle Aug 6, 2024, 10:52 AM

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@carmine sonnet mfw randomly think checking the server browser outside of the favorites tab and first thing at top of the server browser is some russian erp server

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https://tenor.com/view/detroit-become-human-gif-27710717

Tenor

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(i genuinely dont care but jesus fuck man these guys are the same dudes who raid english servers)

carmine sonnet Aug 6, 2024, 11:08 AM

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jesus

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129 players

subtle gazelle Aug 6, 2024, 12:29 PM

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carmine sonnet 129 players

mfs are DOWN BAD

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DOWN HORRENDOUS

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okay but now i gotta find a new funny bit to do as a ninja

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do i just run around in the halls zapping people drunk

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(ill get validhunted to shit)

subtle gazelle Aug 6, 2024, 3:00 PM

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@carmine sonnet

skelly wakes up in CE office

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you can fill in the fucking blanks

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seriously

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i go into atmos afterwards,see a plasma can missing

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I WONDER WHAT WENT DOWN!

carmine sonnet Aug 6, 2024, 10:33 PM

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are skeletons antags

subtle gazelle Aug 7, 2024, 6:26 AM

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carmine sonnet are skeletons antags

theyre free agents

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they can be antags if they want

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if they dont wanna they can just be regular crew and chill

subtle gazelle Aug 7, 2024, 11:23 AM

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okay but my ass played the ninja three times yesterday

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did too much trolling

carmine sonnet Aug 7, 2024, 2:21 PM

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all greentext

#

#

new tech

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wrench down a powersink in a absurd maint area near medical

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watch madness unfold

subtle gazelle Aug 7, 2024, 6:51 PM

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@carmine sonnet i straight up got robbed out of a ninja round by my own isp

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the fucking internet went out just as i joined the raffle,and the thing is,if i were to have gotten the role without the internet cutting off,the station would have been extra cooked than it already was

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oh and cc wanted punpun dead for trying to unionize

subtle gazelle Aug 8, 2024, 4:59 AM

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@carmine sonnet mfw 15 man raffle for ninja during nukie round and i fucking win and do half the objectives in under 5 minutes

carmine sonnet Aug 8, 2024, 5:20 AM

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lol

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we are the exception ass moment

subtle gazelle Aug 8, 2024, 9:57 AM

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@carmine sonnet mfw mander is down and suddenly hopper pop is full 90% of the time now,the mrp people have migrated.

carmine sonnet Aug 8, 2024, 9:58 AM

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lost their complaining priviledges

subtle gazelle Aug 8, 2024, 9:58 AM

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shall i take my ninja shenanigans to them is the question

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https://tenor.com/view/trollge-troll-the-day-of-reckoning-gif-19655212

Tenor

carmine sonnet Aug 8, 2024, 10:01 AM

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https://tenor.com/view/kill-that-guy-spiderman-spider-man-into-the-spider-verse-spiderverse-kingpin-gif-20437897

Tenor

subtle gazelle Aug 8, 2024, 10:05 AM

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so sorry for the timmy tiders that may get caught in the crossfire

carmine sonnet Aug 8, 2024, 11:40 AM

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making them monies once again

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@subtle gazelle imagine having to do all this

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what a shift

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woah

subtle gazelle Aug 8, 2024, 2:55 PM

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@carmine sonnet i recently found out that you can spill liquids as a revenant

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as if it wasnt already a big 'fuck medbay i fucking hate medbay' of a antag

subtle gazelle Aug 8, 2024, 11:49 PM

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@carmine sonnet the mrp mofos did not have fun with my ninja for sure

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i may have not gotten away with my crimes in the end (i literally got got by my own dragon,there were two of them) but my god,i completed almost all of the objectives,and i fucking died laughing

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the HoS and the ward must have HATED my guts

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i had ward chasing me and she blasts the doorway i was in with a shotgun just as i teleported out and am outside just looking back at her and go 'nice shot'

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later on i zap her just as shes running for evac and run away

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oh also doc for this shit is merged

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https://github.com/space-wizards/docs/pull/263

GitHub

Changeling antagonist by Blackern5000 · Pull Request #263 · space-w...

Everyone knows the changeling, the space monster that eats people and then turns into them.
Based mainly on goonstation's changelings with a few elements from tg, just the armblade and stin...

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we may be getting a mix of goonstation changeling+bloodsucker

carmine sonnet Aug 9, 2024, 2:33 AM

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normalise trolling mrp players

subtle gazelle Aug 9, 2024, 10:21 AM

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@carmine sonnet just gunned down a fellow syndie for CE jordans

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CE was a fucking sleeper agent bruh

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i gunned down...a sleeper agent CE...

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before he could even open his uplink

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now that

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that is peak

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i wish syndies could steal the plutonium core of the nuke

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seriously

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that objective got added,instantly removed the day later

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like goddamn

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WHY!

carmine sonnet Aug 9, 2024, 10:55 AM

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too much trolle

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probably rads

slim salmon Aug 9, 2024, 5:17 PM

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subtle gazelle i wish syndies could steal the plutonium core of the nuke

They have it in SS13

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Like you get specific items to get it out of the bomb, so noone else can do it, but they got it

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There is also a target to steal a supermatter core

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Like you literally gotta cut it out with a special scalpel

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And if you ll touch it you are as good as dust

subtle gazelle Aug 9, 2024, 5:22 PM

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slim salmon They have it in SS13

yeah ik that,just kinda wish 14 had it too

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they added it and removed it like day or two after,i never even got to try it lol

slim salmon Aug 9, 2024, 5:22 PM

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Damn

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Why did they do that?

subtle gazelle Aug 9, 2024, 5:22 PM

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idk honestly

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i think it must have been shitcode

slim salmon Aug 9, 2024, 5:22 PM

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Gotta check the github

slim salmon Aug 9, 2024, 5:23 PM

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subtle gazelle i think it must have been shitcode

Kinda sad

subtle gazelle Aug 9, 2024, 5:23 PM

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afaik doe goon inspired ling is in the works rn

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so thats that

slim salmon Aug 9, 2024, 5:24 PM

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Tbh I don't think that you should remove anything that is considered a shitcode

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Like maybe make it better, but not simply cut it out

subtle gazelle Aug 9, 2024, 5:25 PM

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same,it could have been a very good addition to the game that objective

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but naw just cut it out

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too buggy grr!!!

slim salmon Aug 9, 2024, 5:26 PM

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slim salmon Like maybe make it better, but not simply cut it out

Like yeah I know that might be difficult, but that would be much better than another resprite

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Like I prefer SS13 to SS14, 'cause SS14 is kinda not ready yet

subtle gazelle Aug 9, 2024, 5:28 PM

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yeah it has ALOT to catch up

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with ss13

slim salmon Aug 9, 2024, 5:28 PM

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Yeah, and honestly, as a RU segment player of SS14

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It's more about money than anything else there

subtle gazelle Aug 9, 2024, 5:28 PM

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i feel like the most complete antag rn in ss14 is literally just the ninja

subtle gazelle Aug 9, 2024, 5:30 PM

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slim salmon It's more about money than anything else there

i honestly have no idea whats even going on over to the RU side of the playerbase

slim salmon Aug 9, 2024, 5:30 PM

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Although I saw a few serious bugs when playing on this role

subtle gazelle Aug 9, 2024, 5:30 PM

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all i saw is that they have AI and some other stuff and thats about it

slim salmon Aug 9, 2024, 5:30 PM

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Also

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I don't really like that they removed TRUE inertia from movement in vacuum

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Like now if you throw some object in space in any direction

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You ll get only enough energy to move like for 10 tiles maximum

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But it used to be the other way

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Like the inertia wouldn't just vaporise

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You would fly infinetely before something stops you

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From going further

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Like that was a HUGE lose

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Because space is now much safer because of this

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And that kinda removes the danger-atmosphere from it

subtle gazelle Aug 9, 2024, 5:35 PM

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i got fucking launched by the field gen into space few days ago

slim salmon Aug 9, 2024, 5:35 PM

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subtle gazelle i got fucking launched by the field gen into space few days ago

And still this happens

subtle gazelle Aug 9, 2024, 5:35 PM

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i threw like a cable coil

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like just one out of the whole thing

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my fucken movement halted like in just a couple of cable throws lol

slim salmon Aug 9, 2024, 5:36 PM

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Yeah that sucks

subtle gazelle Aug 9, 2024, 5:36 PM

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slim salmon And still this happens

yeah like,this was on train,the containment has no walls at all i just touch it and boom i got sent flying mach fuckin 5

slim salmon Aug 9, 2024, 5:36 PM

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They could just fix energetic fields throw power instead

subtle gazelle Aug 9, 2024, 5:38 PM

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slim salmon Although I saw a few serious bugs when playing on this role

ninja right? could you tell me what,i do remember their teleport being kinda buggy with some objects

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like computers would block them from teleporting through a window,though i havent had this issue in a fair bit

slim salmon Aug 9, 2024, 5:39 PM

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subtle gazelle ninja right? could you tell me what,i do remember their teleport being kinda bug...

Nah like when I was stealing some techs from the RnD server the target in my C menu wasn't achieved

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Although I acomplished it

subtle gazelle Aug 9, 2024, 5:40 PM

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yeah you have to hack em a few times

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its why i do this objective last,having to sit through that slow fucking afterbar like three times is annoying as hell

slim salmon Aug 9, 2024, 5:41 PM

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And also, the "Smooth" movement system they added in SS14 makes a DAMN LOT of bugs

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Which I saw a lot of when I used to play it

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It's way easier to just get used to tile-to-tile movement, then to all this bugs caused by that "Smoothness"

subtle gazelle Aug 9, 2024, 5:42 PM

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my targets have survived my instagib bombs so many times

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cause they were like pixel or two off lol

slim salmon Aug 9, 2024, 5:42 PM

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subtle gazelle my targets have survived my instagib bombs so many times

That sucks

slim salmon Aug 9, 2024, 5:43 PM

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subtle gazelle cause they were like pixel or two off lol

Oh and also the chemistry system, I hate it for a lot of reasons

slim salmon Aug 9, 2024, 5:43 PM

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slim salmon Oh and also the chemistry system, I hate it for a lot of reasons

First things first, they made ALL reactions INSTANT

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Like

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That does not make any sense

subtle gazelle Aug 9, 2024, 5:44 PM

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that whole medical rework that they were planning is halted to shit so chems are gonna remain still like that fooooor uhhhh...yeah quite a while

slim salmon Aug 9, 2024, 5:44 PM

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Also they made refilling chem-dispenser pain in the ass

slim salmon Aug 9, 2024, 5:44 PM

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slim salmon Also they made refilling chem-dispenser pain in the ass

Like they could have just make it regain all those reagents with a cooldown while eating a lot of power

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BUT NO

subtle gazelle Aug 9, 2024, 5:45 PM

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order chemvend restock from cargo and wait for these lazy fucks to deliver it drunk

slim salmon Aug 9, 2024, 5:45 PM

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"Let's make them buy EACH element in the cargo sorted by groups"

slim salmon Aug 9, 2024, 5:46 PM

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subtle gazelle order chemvend restock from cargo and wait for these lazy fucks to deliver it <:...

Like yeah, but the hole managment thing

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It's more of a casual thing now then of "Thinking"

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In SS13 it looks much better

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I understand that SS14 is still in testing, but the decisions they make rn, they freak me out

subtle gazelle Aug 9, 2024, 5:49 PM

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oh yeah,handful of people ive talked to about these changes n stuff they been making been saying taht too

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and yeah i agree some changes been fucking PAINFUL,usually its something about the meteors though

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and or revs

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oh man there are so many people complaining about revs

subtle gazelle Aug 9, 2024, 7:41 PM

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@carmine sonnet i did...minor amounts of trolling as revenant

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i spilled all of med's chems

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mfw unknown life form event happens after a syndie with l6 shot up the station

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due to lack of chems,people start dropping like flies cause of med not being able to quickly treat them

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THERES LIKE 5 PEOPLE IN MED DYING ON THE BEDS,AND I SEE THEM ALL SLOWLY JUST FUCKING SUCCUMB AND AM THERE LAUGHING

carmine sonnet Aug 9, 2024, 11:40 PM

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could you mess with the chemvend

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dispense explosive shit

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damn also, delta-v is going down until they find a new server host

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the mrp players migration is real

carmine sonnet Aug 10, 2024, 12:00 AM

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thousands shall ahelp

subtle gazelle Aug 10, 2024, 1:05 AM

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carmine sonnet could you mess with the chemvend

i feel like the funniest shit you can do is team up with a traitor and have them inject plasma into power cells taht they will put in flashlights and lamps

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since revenant can actuall like

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turn these off and on

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okay but i just had a round as a monkey nukie

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salvoids showed up to our outpost

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we gunned them down

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and NOW THE FUN PART

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we were doing zombie ops

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and i was donating myself as the patient zero after we got the salvoids

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plan was to infect the salvoids

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i dragged the crate of them into med,i opened it up,started hacking away at people with a hatchet i found and tried to get myself killed but ended up being cuffed just as i turned so i couldnt infect nobody

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OPERATION BANANAS WAS A FAILURE

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BUT IT CAUSED ENOUGH DIVERSION TO LET NUKIES PULL OFF A SURPRISE ATTACK ON CARGO AS THE VIOLET ALERT WENT UP

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they did make it so taht you get uncuffed after you turn,but like i turned JUST AS HE CUFFED ME

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so thats fucked

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if i had waited just a second to turn,and had him cuff me AND THEN TURN IT WOULDA BEEN DIFFERENT

carmine sonnet Aug 10, 2024, 2:44 AM

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how does initial infected even work

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you kill people and they turn?

subtle gazelle Aug 10, 2024, 5:56 AM

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carmine sonnet you kill people and they turn?

so initial infected basically you start off as a patient zero and got some limited time before you finally succumb to the infection and turn

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before you do,you can basically sabotage the station,kill people,do whatever the fuck to gather up more hosts for the infection

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AFTER you turn then thats where you can finally turn more people into infected

subtle gazelle Aug 10, 2024, 6:28 AM

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@carmine sonnet another greentext as ninja,actually had a cool fucking 1v1 with a secoff chasing me in space lol

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mf was gunning me with a laser and i just teleported next to him and zapped him for his laser rifle and stabbed him a few times

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then ran away cause despite stunning him he could still use the jetpack

carmine sonnet Aug 10, 2024, 8:18 AM

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lmfao

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mobility scooter type shit

subtle gazelle Aug 10, 2024, 12:15 PM

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carmine sonnet lmfao

yeah like dude,the fight was fucking fun though,we were both flying through space and i just teleport right behind him to stun him for his rifle

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all of this while both of us are still flying and dodging shit,i actually dunno why but i feel like ninjas shurikens are bugged

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the suit never generates a shuriken even if i click the fucking ability

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i think it works like dragon's fireball where you gotta click just as you activate the ability or smth

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this was my least stealthy round ngl

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secoff,hop and cap were TRYING THEIR DAMNDEST to keep me off the bridge

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LIKE I WOULD JUST SWOOP IN AND DAMN THEY WERE TERRIFIED LOL

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THEY DID NOT want to deal with a dragon okay which is fair

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game picked a perfect name for that ninja round lol 'ultimate shredder'

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OH ALSO DUDE I WATCHED A VERY ROBUST TRAITOR MAKE USE OF MALEVOLENT SURVIVAL BOX,I WAS LAUGHING MY ASS OFF IN DEAD CHAT AND SHE ROUND REMOVED CAP AND MAN

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I HAD TO LET THE CAPTAIN KNOW THAT THAT IS MY TRICK AND MY GOD SHE STARTE MALDING AT ME FOR SOME REASON DESPITE NOT HAVING TO DO ANYTHING WITH HER PERMADEATH AHAHAHA

subtle gazelle Aug 10, 2024, 4:17 PM

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@carmine sonnet mfw station gets fucked up cause of my summoned dragon,loneop shows up and CAPTAIN HIMSELF IS BEGGING ME FOR HELP

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AFTER I FUCKED UP HIS STATION

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i felt generous and plus come on now,i gotta greentext as i FUCKING SHOULD as a ninja so i straight up did nothin personnel kid type shit on the nukie ded

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if that nukie actually nuked nah bro i wouldnt have greentexted

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mime still tried to shoot me dead despite me DRAGGING HOP TO MED

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AND SECOFFS THAT DIED LOL

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i just zapped his ass and killed him,fuck that mime

subtle gazelle Aug 10, 2024, 5:02 PM

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sec were told to be off me though after i saved the fucking station from the nukie

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so to say the least that was a major ninja W in a sense albeit felt cheap just ruining the nukie's W

subtle gazelle Aug 10, 2024, 8:41 PM

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@carmine sonnet ive had the worst display of ninja yet,i actually fucking died,it is joever

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wallahi am finished,my ninja greentext streak is DONE

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like 7 or so greentexts in a row ended by my OWN ARROGANCE,ignoring the HoS in the room next door

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while trying to grab topicals in case i got fucking gunned,which i did

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now imagine if i hadnt ignored the HoS

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or just idfk teleported out on sight because fuck fighting that as ninja

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OR YAAA KNOWWW...CLICKED ON HIM ONCE ded

subtle gazelle Aug 11, 2024, 3:45 AM

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@carmine sonnet okay we are so back 2 greentexts in a row now

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oh also i witnessed YET ANOTHER SYNDICATE USE THE MALEVOLENT TOOLBOX

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