#Space Station 14 Crew
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@carmine sonnet had a mining borg round despite rolling high salvage
crew harmed nukies even after he took qm card (fuck you)
then i followed my laws and dragged nukies around as they were chasing salvagers
with eswords and sus box
epic troll
and salvagers lived too
what law 1 does to a mf
i yearn for the day where you can add and remove laws to borgs
remove law 1
make a specific law designated to murdering a certain person
yeah its basically like a giant asteroid with a facility stuck inside of it
there are burrower xenos all over the asteroid doe
so it isnt like straight up like exped mining where only danger is inside of the facilities/dungeons
le trolle
seriously,we need some dynamic borgo laws man
i NEED borgs to have non random stupid bullshit ion laws with clear intent!!
@carmine sonnet also was nukie commander for first round of the day
and like my agent and ABSOLUTE GOAT OF A OPERATIVE were being assholes to each other so badly man
and by a goat of a operative i mean she did literally 90% of the job
we were destroying comms,she hit grav,killed cap and got disk and planted nuke on ai
while other buffoons of nukers were just killing tiders as i was yelling at them to fucking follow me to ai
we still won though
despite having TWO CHINA LAKES
the newkie with a china lake was asking me boom? i go no boom yet rico
WHILE WERE AT COMMS
man operative delta (the fucking goat) straight up did everything,all we did was gun down couple of heads and armed people
didnt even space because we had no cash for eswords and delta needed c4's for grav and ai
straight up a nukie sweep with how fast that round ended
me (the commander) was the only fucking survivor,i escaped with a jetpack while the explosion of the nuke was literally like 10 feet away from me
i spectated as a syndie pai
murderhobos
if they get bloodred mags
i guess
its just because not majority of crew have access to maggies anyway
engi and i dunno if sec armory has maggies
sci can research them sure but i RARELY SEE THEM GET PRINTED
lube nades are fucking nasty
yeah
exactly
i had my commander prep like 2 of them when we were only a 3 man squad
hos slipped like three fucking times
infront of me while i was there watching that shit
like...what the fuck are you doing
its basically just a giant spill rlly,not even foam
you can just use jugs instead ngl
could store more therefore bigger spill
in all honesty dude,operative delta carried that fucking round
we had a newkie,agent was bag of dicks,other nuker was also a murderhobo,so thats that
and i was jumpy as fuck,TRUST ME WHEN I SEE CAP ID,EVEN IF ITS BLOODRED WEARING IT I STILL SHOOT IT,I AM JUMPY AS FUCK WHEN I SEE CAP ID AS NUKER
i got that pnsd dawg,post nukie stress disorder
fucking shot the agent
i won and survived my first HoS warops round
died to a floral anom though at evac
turns out, all you needed to win a warops round is to rally sec
had a wizard and space asshole round thereafter
erts came so it wasnt much trouble
and i ordered my sec cadets to stick together
@carmine sonnet dawg oasis straight up has the funniest clown spawns or what
mfw all heads spawn in bridge at the conference room and clown is just there
i was the fucking clown and i was like hey guys am the new hire head of clowning and hop just gives me bridge access instantly
(luckily for them i didnt roll antag)
so thats why theres a clown hop at oasis most times
delta v lowered their max cap on their servers
you have to be a different breed of person to enjoy mrp with actual oppression
dawg i gibbed like 3 people last time as syndie
i would not last long there at all
those 3 people being gibbed was in the name of greentext though
i read space law as hos
cause round start usually is calm
assuming the antags read the 30 minute no grief rule
add cqc and martial arts goddamn it coders!!!
i make syndies shit themselves
as sec
cause on warops
and lights go out
mf im creeping in the shadows
with a incendiary kammerer
dawg thats what i did with bulldog before syndie elite got fucking nerfed
literally my nuker gameplay
just reverse jump like 5 fucking people with a bulldog
i wanna do a reverse stealth ops
hit power and telecomms and shut them down permanently
and lurk in the shadows
been a while here, how are yall doing on ss14 ? lol
i have been playing on Delta V server for a while now, even got the Captain role unlocked haha
instagibbing people in middle of hallways without ever being found out sir yes sir oorah
cybersuns weakest mailman
noguchi how much crimes can i commit in delta v without getting any bans
as antag
as i said man,i gibbed like 3 people last time to get my target and hypospray
on wizden
i will not last long there
i have a feeling i will actually have to do something NOT as evil
as instagib bombs
when they watch you gib someone, youre gonna get ahelped
cant hollow purple mfs in middle of hallways dawg
wtf lmao
eh you can only do if it is necessary to your objectives
otherwise you can get bwoinked pretty fast
LOTG
sir
LMAO
LIKE GIVE THEM A CLEAR READ
well the thing is
MONOLOGUE LIKE A MF
most of people in Delta V i know
me just activating as sleeper agent and going oh boy here i go killing again infront of all of sec
i feel like a german pow
ahelped the nukie?
dawg i gunned down my friend what the fuck
well admins were there so
i was a nuker on wizden and i still gun down my friends
dude
you have to know that
some people have objective as "killing your metafriend" but they didnt do it at all
they spare them
even if he was just rescuing his buddy i just went nuh uh and bulldog'd the poor guy
it is so cringe
lol
dang nice
microbomb?
also
“no hit backsies” my friend said
but it was far too late, because of the brain hemorrhage i received helped me realise my true potential
in some cases captain are so stupid
minibomb+c4 inside of a survival box,the c4 is remotely signaled
i stole their laser gun
the detonation of c4 sets off the minibomb inside the box,instagibbing people
whoever stands on top of it
ah right
aka hollow purple,aka fuck this guy in particular bomb
gonna make a new character
and rp like a schizo
“throughout nanotrasen and cybersun”
“i alone, am the robust one”
noice
tbh
commands on that round were so incompetent
cappy and CMO are so clueless lmao
after being gunned down by fellow syndis due to me being a target i have realized that i should be just fucking gunning down my fellow syndies for my objectives instead
fuck em
if they got my objective item,fuck em
ah yes
it might seem crazy what im about to say
did you ignite the welder
thats a good idea
i still have no idea how atmos work
dude the thing is that round where i gibbed 3 people for hypo and cmo kill target
i literally just asked sci nicely for the remote signaler
haha
all it took to gib 3 people was asking for that shit nicely
and the chemist was the one that got blamed
fucking CE pulled out a bulldog from i dont fucking know where
and gunned down the chemist
i dont know why the CE had the bulldog,i dont know how he got it
i thought that was a ss13 screenshot
lmao
but he fucking clip dumped the poor chemist with a shotgun
salv spawn is failed
i mean, do they have the real proof though?
to even shoot down the chemist
dude i was like
right the fuck there stalking CMO like 50% of the time
after i activated
and naw,CE was also thought to be a fake
it was a shitshow
that CE must be high on loto oil lol
chem blew up right before i bombed cmo
literally all of med just collapsed in those 5 minutes
how come i dont see flamethrowers anymore
dang
tbh, i am not a big fan of explode med
i had to gib a random officer that decided to search me,a clown
kinda annoying lol
in middle of a hallway
he sees the box,searches it,i just pull out the detonator out of my pocket
and fucking explode him
im a explode telecomms enjoyer
i either blow up telecoms or blow up distro enjoyer
after he pulls out the baton
lotg specialises in target elimination
i cant wait to see you do it in delta
admins will hate you so much
lmao
i specialise in infrastructure demolition
me on my way to literally round remove cmo 15 minutes into the round
i know all the methods to get a syndie bomb in space and be unheard
i planted a syndie bomb at containment, clown got blamed
how tf you gib a hos
i honestly dunno man,both times i dont think they had hardsuit on
literally the only weakness to this fucking strat is some armor
i always just suit up and stay inside sec
when cap goes blue i start to roam
i got that fnaf animatronic methology
i remember failing to gib cap because of carapice
and instead managing to gib 2 cadets
oh lol
i had a hos round yesterday
i had 6 cadets
and 3 officers
and it was the wizard round
safe to say they out schizoed the wizards
i think my fastest round removal of my targets thus far is like 12 minutes into the round
pretty sure that time i was a lawyer
and i just self reported in a sense,lied to the detective that someone left a bomb right outside his office that me and a random tider 'discovered'
i run in sec
scream HEY THERES A BOMB EAST SIDE
and then have the rest of my syndie buddies bomb west
I just played the worst round ever
Practicallt right from the start air was shit everywhere and everyone just slowly suffocates but no one calls for evac despite no oxygen and other threats starting to creep in
@carmine sonnet i had a classic syndie clown round
RD and some final boss of a chemist were my targets
i bomb both of them,get caught after i blow up the chemist
but they dont take off my pda as they are putting me in perma
proceed to suicide bomb the seccie inside perma with me
the thing is,how did i get tc for the third bomb?
simple,a thief friend pulled me to the side,gave me 10 fucking tc,and i just dropped the minibomb and suicided on that fucking incompetent seccie
i should have just dropped a syndie bomb honestly
that would have been funnier
a fucking syndie clown shitting out a syndie bomb in perma
honestly sounds like your average oasis round
hate that fucking station
also fever they are finally adding the smart gunner to cm14 soon
also a fellow syndie has revealed to me that exploding pens are almost strong enough to gib a person
that is 4 tc less than my buy,and does not require 2 tools to function...
but again...it is not instagib..
i guess if the target is isolated most of the time
its so niche though
Also that same round lasted enough for the station to be nuked
i wonder if cap can arm nuke if station gets overrun
I think im gonna try cm
How much of a commitment is it?
Like how long do rounds usually last
What ate the requirements to join frontier
When i try to join it says theres some kind of raid protection and accounts that dont meet requirements cant join
its more laidback from what i know
prob whitelist,but i dunno i never did that cuz i just got required time
honestly ive seen rounds last a hour or two atleast most of the time
i dunno whats the longest round ive had,i usually latejoin
but the OG,the original cm13,longest ive had was 4 hours
engi bot blew up the syndie bomb i planted near distro
Nah this mode is too difficult for me atm
Theres no maps
Why are there no maps man
When do i move to uhh wizards den lizard from grasshopper
honestly
whenever you feel like it
peeps there are gonna be far more demanding but they arent like straight up gonna scream at you
for not knowing stuff,jsut explain to them in looc
@carmine sonnet had a chaplain round and found a basketball which i based my entire religion around
made up a god named ron'jame
theyre basically the same maps as cm13 version's you can look em up on their wiki,but yeah i dunno,prob not the priority
their main priority rn is adding all those features from cm13 that they are missing
like orbital bombardments,close air support and smartgunners
Smartgunners is so there will no longer be friendly fire?
Cux thats a bit problem
Big
With how many people play that, the top down view, and how fast some xenos are
And it being 2d
How does it differ though
Honestly when it comes to cm they should add something to find your squad or the leader faster
I wasnt the only one scramhling around confused
On where i should go
Or at least make the icons a lil more visible
The squad icons
Cuz rn they dont really help when a horde of players piles out ofnthe dropship and starts running
Lebron scream if you love space station 14
there was a pinpointer feature
in cm13
they should add that ngl
it would pinpoint to either the squad leader or fireteam leader
i need that before i play it
i always just kinda hung around my squad leaders and just would go full unga mode
basically no strategy no thinking just rush xeno with smg ooga booga
i wont forget the time i suicide bombed 3 xenos
as they were dragging me away after i went unga
Meaning it got me good, but i pumped it full of lead and it retreated
I would surely die but yk
cant wait for some next ocelot to be born in cm14 and just run around with bags full of mateba revolvers
now that would be a sight to behold
I wanted to try frontier today but it was panic bunkered
also man lag fucked me up when i tried to be a lone op today
was rubberbanding all over and my attacks felt so fucking slow
Compsred to wizards den the most populated server on frontier is in the EU
so that will be a nice change
all i did was blow up comms and sabotage trade station and just walked through a crowd of tiders with a L6 in hand on my way to the captain before fighting like 6 people at once
When i get to play it
I figured out why i couldnt join i was confused earlier
Basically on the frontier servers, if theres no admin online the server gets "panic bunkered"
Meaning players under 10 hours of play of frontier cant join
Pretty smart
i guess
yeah you gotta get like 10 hours of playtime on that server then,one round is like 6 hours long
but you can just sell your ship,all your stuff
and go cryo
as long as you make it back to frontier
yeah i know
You also need to deposit money for it to carry over
And money is the only thing that carries over
yeeep
I think compated to vanilla that would make me more invested in my character
Because dying actually means something lol
Other than having to wait for the end of the round
i should honestly try being stealthy next time as loneop
like sure i blew up comms and sabotaged cargo before people were alerted of my presence
Ive been wondering though
but i mean like straight up assimilating myself into the crew
before striking down cap
Lets say you got together with your buddies on discord to play frontier
To work on one ship together
But roleplayed it in game
would that be metagaming or whatever
nah,ive played with zeerol before
its fine
as long as you guys arent like
going voice chat
and everything
Yeah ik
that would be metacomming
Its way easier to read with multiple people typing than it is to hear with multiple people talki g
i know theres local chat but people bunch up
i remember there being a vod of ss13 tts
and like it was just bunch of people
screaming basketball and or football infront of bridge
dude i remember a moth geneticist
that just made their voice so fucking high pitch
it was just
terrible
straight up ear bleed inducing
On wizden?
I need to finally try salvage specialist
like sure you got ALL THOSE MATERIALS there
grasshopper is wizards den too
like you got giant veins of ore
i got like 2 full stacks of unprocessed plasma just sitting in my bag,you dont find that much amount
on expeds
but like you just want to grab as many as you can since you arent on a timer
unlike on expeds
so you sit there for like 30 fucking minutes
after i fuck around with cargo jobs some more i might try engineer
Idk if i wanna trt security like ever i dont wanna be hated
one reason i dont play sec is because i dont like ruining people's fun
unless its a actual antag
then like fuck them i guess
but regular crew tends to get some chaotic shit going so am like oh well
if they're being a dick yeah sure
ive had some med interns trying to inject people unwillingly before
and other shit like that
beating up a random barkeep for LIKE NO REASON
one round as a cargo tech a clown kept snatching bounties from me, opening my crates, dragging my crates
Thats not a prank, thats not being a clown, thats just being a derailing cunt
clowns tend to get the wrong idea
on how to clown
clown card doesnt mean antag card
clown afaik isnt time restricted
It should be
they dont got much responsibility
The amount of dickhead cliwns ive seen
I understand banana peels and throwing pies but not stuff that actually fucks with peoples work or the whole station
bounties for example, cargo telies on that to make money and order (not always but often) critical stuff for the whole station
man i rarely see some indepth fuckin pranks from clowns
its kinda sad
one time me and my CLOWN ASSISTANT
I laugh when i see people slip on peels ngl
built a fucking loop of conveyer belts with slippery substances underneath the belts
behind a airtight flap
Lmao
and infront of that was a metal sheet hiding a banana peel underneath itsself
people would slip into the flap and onto the belts
and everytime they tried to run they would just fucking slip again
all the while me and the other clown played some circus music behind a bolted door
i think there was a server
I would kill
I would kill to see a clown do shit like that
and not just fuck with people who try to work
like, maliciously
antag clown is honestly the best kind of clown,i mean like thief,headrev,syndie whatever
as long as they got a gimmick of sorts
A syndicate clown lured me out onto the trading outpost under a ruse that he wanted to learned being a cargo tech and murdered me with a lightsaber
i dont really make for a interesting clown antag as i tend to just blow people up into pile of organs out of nowhere so yeah
he had a holoparasite yeah
basically a stand
afaik there was a fallout server on ss13
Wait hold on
hmmm
imma check that out actually
i did see a stalker server on the browser but didnt check it out
Idk if this means its launching to the public?
If it turns out good i will no longer see grass
Apparently the people behind it also run "deepstation 14"
Whatever that id
Is
honestly that would i think be the best way to implement vc
fucking mogus did it
ok but man it would be so fucking based to hear the nukie in jugsuit and l6 just come out screaming around the corner
just add a filter or autotune for races
thatd be funny
just surprise final boss
its so fucking painful that whole species man
i was ce and i hid in the shadows
i fucking naded a commander today as salv lol
they try to push a corner but my ass was right there
i have a carrier vest with smoke and stinger
they shoot the corner i was at but im already in the other corner lol
hos and nukie commander going full matrix mode while nukers and sectoids are just turning each other into swiss cheese
how does cqc work in 13
afaik it relied on the intent system
i know bloodreds have better cqc
so theres like different combo of intents that you can use to do different shit
god i want to do darkops
thats sick
i feel its gonna be newmed
then intent
then antags
like you could slam somebody by grabbing them and then using harm intent
wheres the erp intent
i remember one time on goonstation
i straight up got thrown into the boxing ring against some fucking mutant
and like dawg
i got fucking chokeslammed
almost fucking died
i did beat the fucker a little too buddy threw me a fucking folding chair and i hit em over the head with it
LOL
fucking a
i imagine when ai gets implemented that theyll admeme ai vs station scenarios
@subtle gazelle i dare you to sedate your targets and feed them potassium
Man im glad official servers have it banned i dont think i would play this shit otherwise
A weird thing i saw when googling things about this game
Is i would stumble across ban appeals on google
On the forums or whatever
And i would read them just cuz i was curious what people get banned for
And the person who posts the ban appeal is like "ban is fair but i would like it shortened" and the ban is like 2-3 days or a couple hours
like come on
Just take a break
LOL
being a borg is defo one of the worst fucking things imaginable dawg,like goddamn i walk past clown trying to break into bridge for some god forsaken reason and is constantly yelling law 2 RRRR like shut the fuck up youre not authorized to go in there
law 2 nuts and bolts in your fucking throat dumb ass clown
YOOOOOOO SOLARIS RIDGE GOT ADDED TO CM14
PEAK MAP
and more attachments got thrown in aswell
please let there be magnetic harness...i need that shit dawg...
underbarrel shotty is already there i am just missing the magnetic harness
those kind of people are what make me wish i get emagged everytime i play borg
they should add ai
me to that clown when law 1 gets overridden by a ion law so crew harm is no longer my concern:
when they add surgery, im going med borg everytime
praying every round theres an ion storm
fucking circular sawing some random shitter as borgo
honestly when ai gets added you wont even have to wait for ion storms no more
if that mf malfunctions
every non emagged borg malfunctioning too
cause theyre all synced to the AI
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ss15 just dropped
About to buy my first ship on the frontier
so which one is it gonna be
mine was uhhh pioneer
@carmine sonnet just had such a baller salvage round on a nukie round
upgraded our ship to be a full crackhead ship,reports come that someone destroyed ats console
i didnt wanna metagame it,let em cook you know
I was gonna buy the prospector but my internet fucked up right as i was making the purchase
and then they hit sci and am like fuck it we go above solars where sci is,and we just fucking ram it like full speed,the nukie ship
So im gonna try lster
SOOO we get their comms and i just go 'hey guys you left your comms here' on nukie radio
we then head back to cargo where everyones holding,find out sec is actually putting up a good fight near the hall to cargo,and like that crackhead ship thruster upgrades we got from? we got it from a syndie vessel,and i had a viper too
SO,I JUST GUNNED DOWN A NUKIE WITH A VIPER AND LOOTED SYNDIE ELITE
literally salv major
not a bad choice honestly,it comes with 3 free crusher weapons and a ore processor and some other things
crushers are real good
kinda cramped though
i like chisel more cause of that
@carmine sonnet had one absolutely goofy round as salvage headrev
converted salvage,cargo and sci LITERALLY ALL OF THEM
and me and other salvagers just sit on cargo shuttle inside of a crate tucked into a corner waiting for qm to board it,he does,he undocks and i just whisper 'go' and we fucking jump out like NOBODY EXPECTS THE SALVONIAN INQUISITION and fucking stab qm to death
this is just fucking stupid
i boufht my first ship ever on frontier
went to do the checks
Some guy ran onto my ship askef what ship is it and ran away
before i could answer
I think he stole my fuckin pda
Along with the id in it
So now my ship ran out of fuel because i didnt turn off the generator when looking for the pda together with a guard
I dont have my pda which had my id in it so i cant sell the fuckin ship
yeah he did
Went to guard turns out i had his prints on me, guard eventually told me to ahelp
Admin said sorry for the delay but we sometimes do these things ic
Offered to gimme some spare fuel hut i refused
im gonna sell my ship and tag along with someone first
yeah honestly joining someones crew as a salvager or something could be a good start
that whole id thing took so long i got the id back sold the ship and logged off
Just before i got the id the admin i was messaging the apologized for the whole thing and asked "red or blue"
I picked blue
And he gave me a animated galaxy suit
Sparkling
i wonder if we can just build cannons for nukie ships and infinite warfare their ass
@carmine sonnet dawg i just had a zombie movie moment as a tider
used a escape pod to evac
me and my buddy were just fucking around whole round he goes ssd and am like damn what now,and suddenly boom zombie outbreak,evac comes,it goes to shit,i hack into engi part of the shuttle and just electrify the door,and like this is like
bagel station
so theres two doors
and am just sitting there with a laser rifle
literally dripped out btw ushanka,gas mask,fucking detective trenchcoat and everything am basically a fucking commie lookingass tider
and those fuckers break in and i just start blasting
honestly im buying a chameleon projector when they announce zombies
it doesnt
yeah then youre cooked
but you gotta use it in like a barricaded area and no fucking ai zombie just goes for barricaded welded doors
then my other saplings bit me to death
they gotta nerf ai
shits cracked
spider spin in a circle and bite you
dude i havent rolled syndie in a while or is it just me..
man...
think my uncle quit working at cybersun frfr
am just feeling like changing up my syndie playstyle a little now hence why i am just FUCKING PRAYING TO GOD I ROLL ONE ROUND SO I CAN DO SOME CHAOTIC NONLOGICAL BULLSHITTERY
@carmine sonnet me and my bud were tiding the fuck out,literally had insuls less than 5 minutes in
arrested twice,insuls taken away only for me to get both of us a new pair like less than 5 minutes later
salv may have fallen
but tide has risen
@carmine sonnet dawg salvage is literally just doing vgroids every shift
its literally the same shit everytime now
you hit vgroid,get all the fucking mats,no gamer loot no variety in dungeons its always the grassland dungeons
no timer no nothing to fucking speed up the process
like man that exped timer makes me realize man if i werent given this shit i would be mining until 30 fucking minutes
like goddamn man add different dungeons from all those different biomes to add variety atleast
if vgroids didnt break the expeds i wouldnt even be complaining about this
the hells a vgroid
@carmine sonnet basically they added asteroids straight up bigger than the fucking stations most of the time
and have exped dungeons stuck to em
materials there are straight up so fucking insane,like ive seen some crazy big ore veins man,ive gotten like 12 or 13 chunks of plasma from just one plasma vein
oh
@carmine sonnet was a syndicate agent and had to give my fellow tider a fucking therapy sessions inbetween completion of objectives
yeah salvage shuttle has expeds
but ever since those vgroids i mentioned got added
they been bugged to shit
expeds were MY FAVORITE PART of salvage
but now theyre fucking broken
one of my two favorite biomes atleast
are literally unplayable
while the rest i guess work
basically frontier station is all about exped
and free roam
they should add events or some shit so theres a point in me playing
theres sometimes
the fuck
yeah like i fucking blow up a guy,i go chat with him in the church after he drags me there and starts venting
syndies i was supposed to help atleast completed atleast half their objectives so it was all good with me
i helped with a couple of them
but like MAN that was a weird syndie shift
sick where do i find one
they just spawn in after making an announcement on common
in a random spot on the map
feds tend to surround the places like very fucking fast though
especially syndie vessels,cuz gamer loot
cults are just literally deathtraps
i remember one time the fucking ai ascendant cultist just wiped a whole squad
bless
@carmine sonnet i forgot to mention i think,i straight up witnessed a wedding
lol where
during a barkeep round
wizden leviathan
chaplain was called to chapel like 10 times to bless the marriage
but instead commited mass bombings
actual legend ngl
wtf LOL
if you were chaplain syndie, youd plant some bombs on some shit
and then blow it while blessing the marriage
if i were a chaplain dawg i would have done that shit
just plant c4's all over the room inside of boxes and behind some cover
and JUST AS THEY KISS JUST FUCKING DETONATE
that fucking wedding
caused a wardenloose
lol
honestly am surprised the wedding didnt get bombed
like everytime theres a court trial
boom court gets bombed cuz god forbid some interesting rp happens
thats some two face shit
oh also taht guy i bombed that round whre i was straight up giving the tider therapy didnt know what fucking happened
like post round looc
no fucking idea what happened cuz it was their first time
first time getting hit by da malevolent survival box
nah like they actually knowledgable CE/QM, ive seen em alot on levi before
oh
they just never seen this shit
thatd explain it
yeah if they only play heads
they wont know about our domain expansions
if i see you, ill throw my survival box at you and watch you freak out
dawg i taught
about this trick to another antag main
straight up saw him pull it off once
what a monster have i unleashed upon this world
how to loneop 101: literally just assimilate into crew,survival box bomb the cap and take disk and id with thieving gloves and then bunker the fuck down wherever you planting da nuke
become clown
dude
one time one of the nukies
disguised as a clown
and welded shut the whole nuke team into a locker and dragged it into sec
opens the fucking locker and pop goes the weasel the whole fucking squad just jumps out and murders everyone
@carmine sonnet brother i just pied a nuker and took their bulldog as clown
you fucking bet the fucking sirens were going off in their head when they saw me behind them with a pie
I BAG THE BULLDOG,SHE PULLS OUT THE ESWORD
ANOTHER PIE
THE HONKENING WAS REAL THAT ROUND
Clown Technology beats Cybersuns
dawg all i did before that
was just build a loop of conveyor belts
inside of maints
hoping someone would slip into it
but naw it gets bombed instead for some fucking reason
everything just went to shit cuz raiders joined the server and were killing sec and just being ass in general
then you would think final nail in the coffin would be the nukie
but my sillyass didnt let that shit slide
newmed tomorrow!!!!1!1!1!1!1!!!11
nukies gonna be so fucked up when newmed gets added dawg!!!
agent finna be carrying like 4 fucking prosthetics
for when as expectedly the commander gets his fucking whole arm blown off
combats gonna be annoying
oh shit
when im hos
im ordering for every hallway light be turned off
dawg i literally always fight in the dark unless am facing like fucking busted ai mf enemy
hrmmm today i will walk into this very nukie shaped dark doorway to the bridge to defuse da nuke,surely everything will go as pla-GACK!
i always have lights off
fuck it tho, no ones gets to see anyone
actually do they have nvg?
in 13?
afaik crew can get it too,dont know how doe,but xray cannons can fire through walls
so that paired with xray cannons
is fucking crazy
im playing kobold when they drop thermal sights
are the spider race cold blooded too?
no idea honestly,and if youre asking ss13 i dont think theres spider peeps there at all
oh what
there really isnt any
all the servers are kinda their own thing i guess from what i observed
@carmine sonnet you know,since you can actually be revived inside of the dragon,i think bombrushing the fucker just to get eaten and to be revived inside of their stomach to fucking kill them from the inside is a viable strategy
just gotta have uh
injectors to slowly heal up
arkham knight goon tactics
so like thats only really the option if you a syndie or a very suicidal cmo hmmm..
literally pre-requisite to be revived is just combat pen or combat medical kit and then just northstar the fucker from the inside or somethin
@carmine sonnet so i brought those two that had that whole marriage rp on leviathan yesterday to cc in bodybags this round
zombie round moment
i kinda styled on the zeds though i got one by throwing a fucking combat knife into their fucking chest
why is it that more i tide more fucking schizo el robusto i become..
@carmine sonnet malevolent survival box claimed 2 heads of staff this shift in less than 15 minutes
HoS and cmo
i also basically spent all my tc that shift too
bought a emp implanter,bomba,noslips,viper
and got some other loot like stun baton and some extra ammo for viper
until lone op pulled up with a war declaration which lead the armory to being open
which i then looted for a kammerer and northstars they took off a homie and put in a locker but didnt fucking lock it
i never got they hypospray and crew monitor objective done
but i beat up the poor med intern i needed for my objective
my whole objective list was literally 'fuck medbay all my homies hate medbay'
so i basically gibbed 2 heads of staff for no reason
it was most shitshow syndie round ive ever done
all because HoS was gibbed so sec was just
the reason i never got hypospray done was because the fucking cmo's loot pile was sent mach 5 into some other side of the room and by the time i saw the pile feds were all over the place
this be the ONE issue with da bomba strat if you want it for da items
were breaking wizden rules with this one
@carmine sonnet half of sec got gibbed by emagged disposals
hos learns of this information while in bridge,proceeds to fucking lose it and start singing billie jean while tiders with all the sec gear from dispo are just fucking observing
the recycler
but yeah like hos fucking lost it
and just went BUT THE KID IS NOT MY SON out of fucking nowhere while one of the tiders were showing off the sec gear
man entirely lost the plot
absolutely lost in the sauce
had a round in mrp and the goober nukies enabled the maint nuke
it didnt blow up jack shit but walls
Apparently the fallout server is open to the public already
You can play it
The "launch" tomorrow is just an update
gods stronkest mrp nukies
meanwhile lrp you get people like EVIL LARRY,THE CHEF,OPERATOR SAHR,COMMANDER ALPHA and BORG AM CREW
DUDE
I MADE IT TO A LILTENHEAD VIDEO @carmine sonnet
AS A NUKIE
OPERATOR TANGO
get the camera!!!!!
sure it was a loss but dude 3 man nukie team
DAWG SKIP TO 5:20
First nukie round I've spectated after all of the nerfs regarding nuclear operatives. Some really cool moments in this video, and probably a bit of insight into how people are playing around these nerfs.
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AM DYING
COMMANDER JUST FUCKING OFFSCREENED SOME POOR TIDER AHAHAHA
reason for my absence while commander and agent were at med was because i was holding bridge and armory btw
honestly if we had gotten hop
i think cap would have been done for
cuz the reason i wasnt going into med was because well NO ACCESS plus the whole horde was in there
i only had sec access
man nukies should have like chemical warfare bundle of sorts frfr
a idea just flashed in me head dawg,lexorin smoke modular nades
@carmine sonnet honestly rewatching it my absence kinda fucked over commander and agent dawg,cap did push them a few times and i was absent,MAYBE HIM OVEREXTENDING INTO BULLDOG,PLUS 2 OTHER NUKIES WOULD HAVE GOTTEN HIM DEAD
@carmine sonnet just played as a ifrit for first time and my host was a fucking syndie
so AM BASICALLY FREE HOLO
mfw other salv turns out to be a syndie too
gets a holo,everyone fucking arms up cuz both salvs are rocking elite/bloodred and think it is actual nukies
and like this suicidal sci thinking its nukies runs in with a pka,and me and this other guy's holo just FUCKING MANIFEST INFRONT OF HIM AND HE DIES IN LESS THAN A SECOND OF ENTERING THE ROOM AFTER WE PUNCH HIM LOL
i wonder if you can get an ifrit and holo
the host said nah not possible he tried once
but like dude,i just had a round
where singulo loosed less than 2 minutes in
actually fucking crazy
also my target straight up got saved by the janitor next to him picking up the survival box
on a clown shift few shifts befoire that
so next thing i did was just scream "DOMAIN EXPANSION: MALEVOLENT SURVIVAL BOX" BEFORE THROWING THE BOX INTO THE CROWD WITH MY TARGET
and everyone in the room besides me just fucking died
jesus christ
it has reached its full potential
@carmine sonnet smartgunners have been implemented to cm14
cant wait to see some mf basically cosplay as pvt vasquez
@carmine sonnet i was spectating a round and i just witnessed 5 or 6 people get gibbed over time in a round by my strat by different players
holy fucking shit it wasnt even funny when i watched i was out here feeling like oppenheimer
WHAT HAVE I UNLEASHED UPON THIS WORLD
me when they finally add in the intent system
honestly with this movement system itll prob be kinda wonky but if it means i can just fucking push people over glass tables before fucking strangling them to death i wouldnt mind
@carmine sonnet just found out the supermatter nade instantly detonates instead of spawning the blackhole if you were to try the same thing as the og bombbox
kinda lame ngl
imagine just INSTANT BLACK HOLE INSTEAD OF JUST A LAMEASS INSTANT EXPLOSION
LITERALLY NO STYLE
unreactable
i mean you can still escape the black hole
its the explosion that fucks you up
like come on man,would be so fucking sick to just straight up materialize a black hole instantly
still has some counterplay than the minibomb variant if it were to do that
while the minibomb one is just a person literally reduced to pile of organs in a second
they should
add in
a feature with whitehole and blackhole grenades
if you throw them or theyre near each other
its just hollow purple
@carmine sonnet dawg theres alot of talk about changelings and i am starting to see some sprites n shit popping up on ss14 servers
it might be coming.
and like its not even tg sprites
its mostly new stuff
"Why / Balance
We need more antagonists. The game is fun deprived."
peak reason
fun deprived mfs after the 242nd survival round on bagel station
apparently goobstation added changelings??
i FUCKING HATE BAGEL
but the worst offender yet
is oasis
FUCK OASIS,ALL MY HOMIES HATE OASIS
I LOVE NOT BEING ABLE TO FUCKING BREATHE
Slipping has been nerfed across the board. This is mainly a blow to antagonists as they made the most combat advantage out of it. Here's the PR: https://github.com/space-wizards/space-station-14/pull/27879
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@carmine sonnet ITS SO OVER CLOWNBROS
finally
THEY PATCHED OUT THE FREE AA GLITCH
IT IS JOEVER
whoever implemented that nerf gotta be a sec main
or well whoever has been implementing those antag changes lately
seriously
first it was the nukie nerfs
now its the slip nerfs..
i havent seen a nukie team win in a fucking hot minute,without help of fucking russian raiders that is
russian raiders were literally killing people on a war ops round
that damn round i killed 2 raiders,died,got revived while nukies are fucking killing everyone in medbay,dispo out into spaced engi and grab a engi suit and walk out of engi to just grab a china lake off the ground and a drozd,gun down a nukie and die
@carmine sonnet
spectate grasshopper
3 raiders kill all of engi and only sec on the station during nukies
they all get smited
whoever died to raiders get revived
hos gets killed by a thief that has no idea what hes doing
permakilled even
nukies arrive and thief tries to ally with them
admemes dont like that and then begins disrupting the nukers
sleeps and cuffs all of them
commander freedoms+emp's
kills thief and calls him a r slur
next thing you know commander gets fucking smited by admemes
agent the last one remaining defends nuke until he gets got by cap and nuke is defused literally last second
everytime i go to spectate grasshopper,it is literally the most cursed shit i will ever bear to witness on this goddamn game
what the fuck
why the fuck would admins deny thief working with nukies
pure schizo grasshopper admin
they arent really part of the same faction
like if its a syndie sleeper agent ig it would make sense but thief is just a klepto schizoid
but like the commander just i think called the thief the R word
so admemes just smited her lmfao
thieves arent syndicate doe
unless well they also happen to roll syndie,which am sure got patched and isnt a thing anymore
@carmine sonnet dawg we had a nuke op round just now and we ran straight into cap as we breached
and commander was still running for armory and died (LIKE BRO LOOK THE DISK IS RIGHT THERE)
2 of the 4 remaining nukies get split off from me as am getting the nuke and they die
me and the L6 nuker hold down at AI before being ganged on by entirety of crew
like we got in through maints via west solar branch on bagel,walk up to armory,and like cap is just strolling down the chapel all the way down to armory and runs into like 4 nukies
AND BROTHER AM ON THE CHASE INSTANTLY SECOND I SAW THAT FUCKER I FUCKING RAN AT HIM WITH MY BULLDOG
brother if it wasnt for a wholeass horde inside of AI after i had to fight CAP AND A SECOFF WITH NUKIE GEAR,i might have solo held the fucking nuke
like if i didnt have to fight those two,i may have just pulled some final boss level shit
nuke ops try not to split off the group challenge
@carmine sonnet went to cm14,was a fuckin hivelord that was basically stalling the fuck out of the marines
like holy shit
that fucking round we had 3 queens
imagine if you could hear marine comms
over the course of the round
you cant even understand em
cant hear what they even say
but either way man,ever since smartgunners got added
it has been literal beaches of normandy for xenos
cant wait for tier 3 xenos to be added,and for boilers to just drop bombs on clumped up marines
ive taken direct hits from these fuckers before and they HURT
will literally fall crit instantly
everytime they bombed or shot down all the resin walls i built
i run in
build another batch
lmfao
emit frenzy pheromones for the combat castes
they rush in
put in few hits on marines
retreat,and then i emit recovery pheromones
honestly once they add the boilers and ravagers
and what else is missing...uhhhhhhhhhh
burrowers and carriers i think
thatll be when the shit gets real
i kinda only rlly died cuz we got fucking cornered
like goddamn,i was like running south,boom theres a wholeass firing line
what about the runners
north east? fucking getting breached
also you said ss13 has better movement?
oh shit
barely got any health dawg
they run like crackheads but man no health no nothing
theres body collision?
in ss13 yeah
but you only got tile based movement
not the same pixel based movement as 14
ive had to crawl under a guy once to fucking beat a xeno to death cause there were like walls in the way n shit
yeah and honestly its the real killer for xenos in cm13 ngl
like sure lurker fucking runs out there do damage,fucking gut few marines like pigs but are now low on health retreating and boom suddenly a fat fuck boiler is in the doorway preparing to bomb a marine or two
and blocks the way for the small mf lurker's escape
@carmine sonnet just had a marine round that i cant believe we won
indomitable human will
there was A SINGLE WARRIOR XENO THAT WAS JUST RAMPAGING THROUGH MARINE SQUADS MAN
ez explanation
A SINGLE WARRIOR XENO



