Space Station 14 Crew | Project Zomboid | Page 6

carmine sonnet Jun 26, 2024, 7:41 AM

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the haters(centcomm) sent out a batch of opps(ert officers) to deal with the real ones(greytiders)

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ive had a few

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which is not my fault

subtle gazelle Jun 26, 2024, 7:42 AM

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ah not like ert

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am talking death squad

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ert ive seen around three or four times

carmine sonnet Jun 26, 2024, 7:42 AM

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i only fucking touched cap shift once

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i have yet to see a death squad

subtle gazelle Jun 26, 2024, 7:42 AM

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ive been a commander of a death squad before on goobstation

carmine sonnet Jun 26, 2024, 7:42 AM

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gonna ask centcomm via fax to send a deathsquad next time

subtle gazelle Jun 26, 2024, 7:43 AM

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that shit was SICK

carmine sonnet Jun 26, 2024, 7:43 AM

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btw if you didnt know, if station gets overran and youre still unturned, you can fax centcomm for ert officers

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pretty sure deathsquads arent a thing yet in ss14

subtle gazelle Jun 26, 2024, 7:43 AM

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its a admeme thing rlly

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only ever happens if the crew or command fucked up real bad

carmine sonnet Jun 26, 2024, 7:44 AM

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faxxing is like ahelping

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oh

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pretty sure if i ever get a foothold and establish cargonia, a deathsquad will come

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we should do that lotg

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run around with foldable boxes and fulton greytiders

subtle gazelle Jun 26, 2024, 7:45 AM

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SALVONIA AND CARGONIA STAND STRONG

carmine sonnet Jun 26, 2024, 7:45 AM

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and establish cargonia

subtle gazelle Jun 26, 2024, 7:45 AM

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man if heads could be head revs just like in ss13

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qm headrev

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MY GOD

carmine sonnet Jun 26, 2024, 7:45 AM

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we should definetely do that

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radicalise the greytiders

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and take over the station

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clowns and mines are our elites

subtle gazelle Jun 26, 2024, 7:47 AM

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am pretty sure the gamma alert is the one

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where ert or cburn comes

carmine sonnet Jun 26, 2024, 7:48 AM

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i havent seen cburns

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tf is a cburn

subtle gazelle Jun 26, 2024, 7:48 AM

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theyre basically there to quarantine any virus outbreaks

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sooo in ss14's case,zombies

carmine sonnet Jun 26, 2024, 7:49 AM

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oh shit

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i should ask for cburns then

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whats the full name

subtle gazelle Jun 26, 2024, 7:49 AM

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just CBURN really that's all i ever seem em get called

carmine sonnet Jun 26, 2024, 7:49 AM

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lol

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lost to time and space

subtle gazelle Jun 26, 2024, 7:49 AM

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but yeah like they use incidenary ammo n shi

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kinda underequipped honestly cuz they only get fucking double barrels and retro lasers,i feel like they should be armed with enforcers

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or kammerers atleast

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they're effective against zombies still dont get me wrong but MAN

carmine sonnet Jun 26, 2024, 7:50 AM

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we should have centcomm officers equipped with holoparasites

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when they add in cultists

subtle gazelle Jun 26, 2024, 7:51 AM

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blood cult would be fucking sick

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revs but cooler in all honesty

carmine sonnet Jun 26, 2024, 7:51 AM

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narsie vs holo officers

carmine sonnet Jun 26, 2024, 7:51 AM

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carmine sonnet narsie vs holo officers

https://tenor.com/view/stardust-crusaders-jojo-gif-21771875

Tenor

subtle gazelle Jun 26, 2024, 7:51 AM

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when you see the fucking blood halo's come out

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shit is going down at that rate

carmine sonnet Jun 26, 2024, 7:52 AM

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inshallah, ss14 wont be filled with fruit flys and oxygen thiefs in the community when more content gets added

subtle gazelle Jun 26, 2024, 7:52 AM

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first sign of a cult is red glowing eyes,

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past that really

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its the fucking halo's

carmine sonnet Jun 26, 2024, 7:52 AM

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i love ss14

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if i see community starts to bitch about shit like how elden ring “fan”mfs be complaining about how elden ring is too hard, wallahi we are finished

subtle gazelle Jun 26, 2024, 7:55 AM

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salv honestly needs an update

carmine sonnet Jun 26, 2024, 7:55 AM

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i wish they added a progression system

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so you can keep some equipment in new shifts

subtle gazelle Jun 26, 2024, 7:55 AM

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like goddamn salv is straight up kinda dated when it comes to wrecks n shit

carmine sonnet Jun 26, 2024, 7:55 AM

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closest thing to a progression system rn is the senior shit

subtle gazelle Jun 26, 2024, 7:56 AM

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bro ive had 2 sec shifts today

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when AM TRYING TO PLAY SALV

carmine sonnet Jun 26, 2024, 7:56 AM

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lol

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you could ask hop

subtle gazelle Jun 26, 2024, 7:56 AM

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first fucking round? teslaloose literally in 5 minutes

carmine sonnet Jun 26, 2024, 7:56 AM

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GRASSHOPPER MOMENT

subtle gazelle Jun 26, 2024, 7:56 AM

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i wish i was shitting you

carmine sonnet Jun 26, 2024, 7:56 AM

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so with noobs we insult them with greenleaf or grasshopper

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im insulting power tripping heads and senior employees with super senior

subtle gazelle Jun 26, 2024, 7:57 AM

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grasshopper interns have began to slowly trickle in

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to levi

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me and this dude called cuban jack were salv and like me and this guy are basically like buds on levi right and this third salv

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is like one of those said newbies man

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first exped,my guy gets set on fire,and gets lost

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average newbie salv experience

carmine sonnet Jun 26, 2024, 7:59 AM

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if i see a mf doing important, game changing, detrimental to survival stuff and they tell me theyre kinda new to the game,

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https://tenor.com/view/connor-detroit-become-human-connor-shoot-shoot-execute-gif-5480710105923180960

Tenor

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youre just gone

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im fixing tesla my brother

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https://tenor.com/view/connor-bryan-dechart-dbh-detroit-become-human-mission-gif-13882851

Tenor

subtle gazelle Jun 26, 2024, 7:59 AM

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mfw life and blood of R&D (salv) is full of new players taht dont know what the fuck they're doing

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https://tenor.com/view/its-genuinely-over-its-over-its-so-over-seal-sad-seal-gif-27054806

Tenor

carmine sonnet Jun 26, 2024, 8:00 AM

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so true

subtle gazelle Jun 26, 2024, 8:00 AM

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i TRIED teaching engi on grasshopper weeks ago man,i fucking lost it

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i REALLY tried

carmine sonnet Jun 26, 2024, 8:01 AM

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imagine teaching atmos to a literal new player

subtle gazelle Jun 26, 2024, 8:01 AM

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mofo's be pulling out the pa computer out of the room when they doing singulo

carmine sonnet Jun 26, 2024, 8:01 AM

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like a gen z brain rotted new player

subtle gazelle Jun 26, 2024, 8:01 AM

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(the PA ceases to be operational therefore singulo dies due to not being fed)

carmine sonnet Jun 26, 2024, 8:01 AM

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carmine sonnet like a gen z brain rotted new player

(i will get rolebanned with the crimes im going to do with their carcass)

subtle gazelle Jun 26, 2024, 8:01 AM

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ok but these meteor changes though

carmine sonnet Jun 26, 2024, 8:02 AM

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im gonna make caesars legion look like girlscouts

subtle gazelle Jun 26, 2024, 8:02 AM

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when i tried playing engi

carmine sonnet Jun 26, 2024, 8:02 AM

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subtle gazelle ok but these meteor changes though

yeah that shit was ass

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i didnt touch engi when they added in meteors LOL

subtle gazelle Jun 26, 2024, 8:02 AM

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i straight up just walked up to ward

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told him to fucking shoot me dead

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after the most painful fucking engi shift ive had

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(meteors hit grav,fucked up atmos beyond repair,and almost singuloosed)

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whenever i roll sec or engi i know i am going to have the most cursed fucking shift at this point

carmine sonnet Jun 26, 2024, 8:06 AM

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im pretty sure they toned down meteors

subtle gazelle Jun 26, 2024, 8:08 AM

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yeah like week ago it was

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fucking horrible

subtle gazelle Jun 26, 2024, 8:10 AM

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carmine sonnet im insulting power tripping heads and senior employees with super senior

i actually went to spectate a round on grasshopper yesterday,my fucking god man cap was gunning down random civvies during a rev round like mf was playing postal

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excuse being that THEYRE PARANOID AS FUCK!!!

carmine sonnet Jun 26, 2024, 8:11 AM

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literally me

subtle gazelle Jun 26, 2024, 8:11 AM

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'10 attempts on my life! i am unfazed' the mf announces

no loneop was spawned in for me to take control of that round,YEAH CHECKS OUT WHY BUDDY

carmine sonnet Jun 26, 2024, 8:12 AM

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imagine for april 1, they relink grasshopper server to cm14

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https://tenor.com/view/private-benjamin-get-out-of-bed-gif-23336824

Tenor

subtle gazelle Jun 26, 2024, 8:12 AM

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squad leaders going full drill sergeant would be peak

carmine sonnet Jun 26, 2024, 8:13 AM

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i wish theyd do that

subtle gazelle Jun 26, 2024, 8:13 AM

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fucking yelling at some poor dudes that dont even have a single hour on the game

carmine sonnet Jun 26, 2024, 8:14 AM

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peak

subtle gazelle Jun 26, 2024, 8:15 AM

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thats how i felt being a fucking nukie commander on grasshopper once man

carmine sonnet Jun 26, 2024, 8:15 AM

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im gonna grease the fuck in cm14 when they go live w

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you not seeing me in wizards den my brother

subtle gazelle Jun 26, 2024, 8:15 AM

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they changed up the sprites n shit to avoid trouble with da big mouse

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runners straight up look like worms bruh

carmine sonnet Jun 26, 2024, 8:16 AM

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oh disney

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isnt aliens uh universal studios

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universal studios owns netherrealm and thats why a xenomorph was a guest character in mkx

subtle gazelle Jun 26, 2024, 8:17 AM

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i dunno thats what people been saying on cm14 disc

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and other ss14 related servers

carmine sonnet Jun 26, 2024, 8:18 AM

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just know im at my lowest point if you see me in apoapstasis

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and if i see you there, i know youre at your lowest too

subtle gazelle Jun 26, 2024, 8:18 AM

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that day when wizden was out

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i had to go to that fucken shithole

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one thing i also dont like about delta are the station maps man

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the thing is

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that day frontier was also out too

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so YEAH

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i LITERALLY HAD NO OTHER OPTIONS

carmine sonnet Jun 26, 2024, 8:23 AM

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what ddosing do to a mf

subtle gazelle Jun 26, 2024, 8:24 AM

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russian ddos really forced my hand to play mrp furry fest

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(where i dont have enough playtime to roll syndie)

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knowing my fucking luck i would probably get banned for mass casualties to the bombs or some shit man,i remember on levi i gibbed 2 cadets with the bomb i was trying to kill cap with (the carapice fucking saved him from being gibbed)

carmine sonnet Jun 26, 2024, 8:35 AM

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when you play a antag role how youre supposed to but youre in a mrp server(youre getting a roleban)

subtle gazelle Jun 26, 2024, 11:47 AM

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carmine sonnet when you play a antag role how youre supposed to but youre in a mrp server(youre...

ermmmm what do you mean you hit your target with a survival box full of bombs labeled hollow purple HRMMMM

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i feel like they gonna whine about anything related to some schizo round removal strats like this one

subtle gazelle Jun 27, 2024, 2:41 PM

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@carmine sonnet dawg the server keeps getting fucking murdered today

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cant play salv on god

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me and the other salv (who was running around in syndie elite on exped) straight up left exped traumatized from the server straight up getting ddosed and shitting itsself

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while we were shooting a burrower dead

subtle gazelle Jun 27, 2024, 8:18 PM

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@carmine sonnet i was just doing salv bruh,then i activated,did exped,go to barkeep i gotta help,kill engi he needs dead with the 'fuck you' bomb maneuver in middle of a hallway

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and greentexted with mid round zombies taking over evac shuttle by smuggling the barkeep via a crate on the evac shuttle

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literally mission impossible'd that shit dawg

carmine sonnet Jun 27, 2024, 9:22 PM

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zombie round momento

subtle gazelle Jun 27, 2024, 9:42 PM

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@carmine sonnet played as borg and straight up annoyed the living shit out of nukies with fire extinguisher module

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dawg i just rush in,hit them few times while running circles around them

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and leave

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come back do it again

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mofos did NOT consider taking crew id's to be considered crew

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almost critted one lmfao

carmine sonnet Jun 27, 2024, 9:46 PM

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imagine doing that in mrp

subtle gazelle Jun 27, 2024, 9:46 PM

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instantly role banned

carmine sonnet Jun 27, 2024, 9:46 PM

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i actually have yet to see nukies in mrp LOL

subtle gazelle Jun 27, 2024, 9:46 PM

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how dare you even move a fucking muscle as a borg to prevent crew harm

carmine sonnet Jun 27, 2024, 9:46 PM

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on apoapstasis

subtle gazelle Jun 27, 2024, 9:46 PM

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all youre prob allowed to do

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is whine about crew harm

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and drag away crit bodies

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who already were FUCKING HARMED

subtle gazelle Jun 27, 2024, 9:49 PM

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carmine sonnet on apoapstasis

dawg if i were clown this round it was joever for nukies

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i woulda pied their faces for da eswords bruh

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straight up point blank blast them for them sabers

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they didnt even get to nuke lol

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and they killed so many people

carmine sonnet Jun 27, 2024, 10:25 PM

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i thought clowns cant use hostile weapons

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or is it just guns

subtle gazelle Jun 28, 2024, 1:38 AM

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carmine sonnet or is it just guns

just gun

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i hope they add hilarious firing pins from ss13 so clowns can use guns

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also dude

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i ate like a whole box of crayons,injected 3 stims and ephedrine

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with a crusher into a crowd

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least roided up salvoid

carmine sonnet Jun 28, 2024, 1:47 AM

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it was the crayons

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they add stims in the mixture

subtle gazelle Jun 28, 2024, 2:10 AM

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carmine sonnet it was the crayons

bruh until the pulse carbine came out from cc armory i was killing everyone

carmine sonnet Jun 28, 2024, 2:18 AM

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lmfao

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ive never fucking seen a pulse carbine

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the best weapon i saw are xray cannons

subtle gazelle Jun 29, 2024, 2:37 AM

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@carmine sonnet mfw roll engi and roll syndie (this is about to be da oliver summy classic)

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and like a dude i know from levi was playing cargo tech and he knows my strat

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i just walk up and go 'hey uhhh can i get a remote signaler printed on the lathe' and he just fucking laughs a shitton cause he knows whats coming

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(i literally gibbed cmo in less than 15 minutes of the round)

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then tried to gib hos,failed and gibbed a fellow syndie

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that he was detaining,i jump into dispo chute

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got chased by cap in dispo

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ONLY FOR TWO OTHER SYNDIES TO PULL UP TO THE FUNCTION

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AND BEAT HIM TO DEATH WITH NORTHSTARS AFTER THEY SEE ME GET CRIT'D BY HIM

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AND THEN I GET RESCUED AND DRAGGED TO MED

carmine sonnet Jun 29, 2024, 3:45 AM

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rare moment of syndies coordinating

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what the fuck

subtle gazelle Jun 29, 2024, 9:11 AM

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carmine sonnet rare moment of syndies coordinating

the thing is,they knew i was a syndie,we sneaked in codewords when we were conversing earlier on near cargo

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a lawyer,a engineer,passenger and a scientist

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da schizo squad dawg

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lawyer and the passenger were the ones that fucking jumped cap and scientist was the one that pulled up to rescue me

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the thing is though i almost gibbed that scientist earlier when gibbing cmo

subtle gazelle Jun 29, 2024, 9:43 AM

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@carmine sonnet also first exped on one salv shift we got 3 gatfruits

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cogni

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and ammo fab

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AND LIKE 4 BAGS OF ORE BRUH

carmine sonnet Jun 29, 2024, 9:44 AM

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the fuck kind of luck is that

subtle gazelle Jun 29, 2024, 9:44 AM

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cogni was like last second

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while timer was ticking down

carmine sonnet Jun 29, 2024, 9:45 AM

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bruh how

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a bottle of cogni?

subtle gazelle Jun 29, 2024, 9:46 AM

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yeah

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also bluespace beaker i believe the other salv got it

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i had drill,i took two ore bags,bagged whatever the fuck i could find

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which was like mostly gold,silver,coal,iron and like prob uranium

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i drop that shit off

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grab pka and rig and go the fuck in get two gatfruits

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and like 5 mins left

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am like running back to shuttle after i grab the second one

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catch a glimpse of cogni in a window

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and its like 1 and half minute left and i just say fuck it we ball

subtle gazelle Jun 29, 2024, 12:02 PM

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carmine sonnet rare moment of syndies coordinating

cap later on made an announcement complaning how we gave him some jjk tier jumping

carmine sonnet Jun 29, 2024, 12:02 PM

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jjk jumping is crazy

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LOL

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i wouldnt want to be on the receiving end

subtle gazelle Jun 29, 2024, 12:04 PM

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yeah like dude am crit on the ground i cant see shit right and i just hear the fucking north stars come out and then barely notice cap being dragged away while being punched

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literally only reason he lived was cause sec were quick on their feet lol

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also man holy shit north stars are sorta becoming my new favorite

subtle gazelle Jun 29, 2024, 2:44 PM

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@carmine sonnet welp just did another classic minibomb and took like two people this time including a head

subtle gazelle Jun 30, 2024, 1:00 AM

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@carmine sonnet you know what i hate about thieving gloves

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they always get fucking metagamed

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seriously,sec sees you wearing black gloves they just want to check if that shit is thieving gloves despite there not being any proof of you having anything like that

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like that qm i blew up they thought oh a minibomb got snuck into qm's pocket or some shit,no dog i fucking dropped a box with the bomb underneath him

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the funny thing is though

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THE DETECTIVE STILL SAID CLEAR WHEN CHECKING THEM LOL

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I JUST MOVED SLIGHTLY WHEN HE WAS TRYING TO TAKE MY HARDSUIT

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oh also i found out salv has like a legal holo you can find on expeds called ifrids or some shit

carmine sonnet Jun 30, 2024, 1:03 AM

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try not to become metagaming challenge

subtle gazelle Jun 30, 2024, 1:03 AM

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sec try not to metagame the shit out of traitors or thieves challenge

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bro i was ready to start blasting second they were checking my gloves

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i had emp ready and everything

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i had storage implant btw

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was hiding qm digiboard in there

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wait did i have emp..i dont rember..

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nah nah not enough tc

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i basically used up all my tc,i bought thieving gloves to pickpocket the fuck out of cmo for his monitor

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i looted all the dead sectoid bodies on wrecks for guns in case that failed

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cause they ALWAYS have guns on them

carmine sonnet Jun 30, 2024, 1:07 AM

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i just blow up comms and call it a day

subtle gazelle Jun 30, 2024, 1:08 AM

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some guy told me the item to look out for when looking for that legal holoparasite you can find on expeds looks like a teapot

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others told me it looks like a lantern

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knowing my fucking luck though

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some random shitter secoff

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will still kill me for having it

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okay i learnt the item is only available in the snow biome

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now begins my hunt to have a legal stand

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imagine a fucking ifrit vs holoparasite fight though now that would be sick

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traitor vs weakest salvoid fight

carmine sonnet Jun 30, 2024, 1:29 AM

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its called ifrit?

carmine sonnet Jun 30, 2024, 5:19 AM

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paramed shift starts

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i get syndie

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task was kill qm, kill salv, kill passenger, and die a glorious death

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i ask to become a salv medic

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it all made too much sense and i was transfered

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i did a couple of expeds and then injected myself with a holo

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next exped, there was a space dragon, everyone was injured

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and my salv target came to me to be treated

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https://tenor.com/view/evil-laugh-gif-25608698

Tenor

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i rest him in a stretcher and drag him away and act confused where the ship is

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i pull out my holo and we gib him

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didnt even had a chance to react

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fellow salvs were clueless

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i fold my stretcher and came with the salvs organs

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a clown came with us and asked to redock with their clown ship to resupply

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we dock there and we see a dead clown that no one took on ghost role

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we loot, i get clown hardsuit instead of eva and i leave behind my stretcher there

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literally the perfect crime

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the ship heads back to medical and i look at the computer to look for my passenger target

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then a chaplain comes up to me and says “i know your secret” and then tells me the codes

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and then asked that we talk over at the chapel

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then i had to rest at a bar and drink water, and then a mime started to follow us

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ALSO SYNDIE TASKED WITH HELPING ME

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now i have a chaplain, mime and holoparasite

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we head inside the confessionary where the chaplain had syndie loot

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we plan that we kill the passenger target first and then siege cargo and commit glorious death

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then out of nowhere, the fucking captain opens the confessionary and sees the three of us

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me and chaplain rushed the fucker

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AND THEN A CHINALAKE FUCKING EXPLODES ON THE BOTH OF US AND THE CAPTAIN

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https://tenor.com/view/china-gif-21468873

Tenor

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i did my work properly and this is what i get

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i didnt even murderbone entire salv even when i had the chance to

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round #58143 on salamander

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still it was fun

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random ass captain roaming the chapel like a fucking psych ward patient

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rping going to have a prayer and shit

subtle gazelle Jun 30, 2024, 6:35 AM

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carmine sonnet https://tenor.com/view/china-gif-21468873

dawg china lake on mrp

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yeah you gonna have a mf explode themselves alright

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meanwhile lrp nukers out here sending mininukes from two screens away with perfect accuracy

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also i had my first headrev round as clown

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and dawg

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it got ruined by teslaloose

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IT WAS LITERALLY PERFECT

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LIKE BRO I CONVERTED SCI LIKE LESS THAN 10 MINUTES IN,BUT SOME MORON BROADCASTED MY PLAN OVER THE RADIO ABOUT HITTING CARGO

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I WAS STILL NOT SUSPECTED OF ANYTHING TOO

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BUT NAW DAWG SOME DIPSHIT CE JUST IGNORED THE CONTAINMENT BEING BOMBARDED WITH METEORS

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clown has perfect plan for his revolution,fucking loses through commands incompetence

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other head was abusing shit out of medbay and converting peeps that would get dragged in,it was literally revbay bro

carmine sonnet Jun 30, 2024, 6:51 AM

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both our plans got ruined by other peoples inaptitude

subtle gazelle Jun 30, 2024, 6:53 AM

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plus we had a salv headrev apparently

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so i could have skipped that whole part of my plan

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and just went for sec sabotage

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but nah bro CE just fucking IGNORES THE TESLA CONTAINMENT BEING BOMBARDED

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NOBODY FUCKING WON,LIKE 70% OF THE CREW DIED

carmine sonnet Jun 30, 2024, 7:40 AM

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lol

carmine sonnet Jun 30, 2024, 8:01 AM

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i love holoparasite

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or anything that acts like my goon

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i got that supervillain mindset when im syndicate

carmine sonnet Jun 30, 2024, 12:31 PM

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salvie gave an ifrit

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based

carmine sonnet Jun 30, 2024, 1:36 PM

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had the most incompetent ce on my shift

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sets up the most shitter containment field

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1x1 space for a tesla

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goes “oh ive done this before that wont happen”

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after i tell him that the tesla spawns lightning orbs

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then, someone yells teslaloose on radio and proceeds to freak out

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i notice that the fucking grounding rods wasnt even put down

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i wrench it down

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AND THE IDIOT WAS APPARENTLY UNWRENCHING EVERYTHING HIS FINGERS CAN HOLD

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I SAW THE PA FUCKING DECONSTRUCTED AND BEFORE IT REGISTERS, HE TOOK OFF THE “CONTAINMENT EMITTERS”

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TELLS ME THAT THE EMITTERS ARE POWERING THE TESLA

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TESLA GOES FUCKING LOOSE

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AND I TAKE MYSELF AWAY FROM THAT HORRID EXISTENCE

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like wow, did he only get the ce playtime in grasshopper and transferred to us west to make other people miserable

subtle gazelle Jun 30, 2024, 4:41 PM

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carmine sonnet i got that supervillain mindset when im syndicate

i just act like its a side gig bucket list sort of a thing

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ah i need to kill the quartermaster? yeah should take like two minutes and imma get back to my job

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hm i need to steal the handheld monitor? aight should take like 5 minutes and ill get back to salvoiding

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but like if am a reinforcement of sorts like you mentioned?

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am that italian mafia goon dawg

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aight boss whats da plan and everything

subtle gazelle Jun 30, 2024, 11:29 PM

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@carmine sonnet just had a salvage shift where i was more armed than motherfucking hos dawg

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solo salvoid carrying wholeass armory on his back from expeds and wrecks

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also web vest

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and stims

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3 guns in the backpack excluding the pka

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like 3 different huds

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1 medhud,sec glasses,goggles fucking stacked to shit salvoid

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also cm14 is up

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24/7

carmine sonnet Jul 1, 2024, 12:30 AM

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AYEEEEEE

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NOOOO WAAYYY

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WE UP IN HERE

subtle gazelle Jul 1, 2024, 8:31 AM

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@carmine sonnet dawg xenos are like busted as shit

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especially the defenders

carmine sonnet Jul 1, 2024, 8:31 AM

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im ready to be violated

subtle gazelle Jul 1, 2024, 8:31 AM

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meanwhile the ambush xenos

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runners and lurkers

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fucking suck ass

carmine sonnet Jul 1, 2024, 8:31 AM

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https://tenor.com/view/left-right-face-gif-25170044

Tenor

subtle gazelle Jul 1, 2024, 8:31 AM

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shotguns compared to cm13 though

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not as good

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still prefer them over rifles

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one thing to expect though

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FRIENDLY FIRE IS LITERALLY MORE DEADLY

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THAN THE XENOS

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oh and marines desperately need the smartgunner class to get implemented so that i CAN GO SMARTGUNNER AND TURN THOSE FUCKING BUGS INTO SWISS CHEESE FOR THEM

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theres like 500 rounds per drum for the smartgun dawg its fucking insane @carmine sonnet

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in cm13 anyway

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imagine having to reload that shit

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afaik you would load like 10 bullets in each at same time

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i remember fucking covering a smartgunner who was just there RELOADING his drum dawg

carmine sonnet Jul 1, 2024, 9:47 AM

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gonna try out peak14 now

carmine sonnet Jul 1, 2024, 10:24 AM

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wizden is so fucking empty bro

carmine sonnet Jul 1, 2024, 10:41 AM

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us west is too fucking laggy for me

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fuck

subtle gazelle Jul 1, 2024, 11:39 AM

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carmine sonnet wizden is so fucking empty bro

yeah cm14 dropped and it just dies

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peak14 too much for wizden

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xenos rn are busted as shit doe

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marines need close air support and smartgunners very badly

carmine sonnet Jul 1, 2024, 12:38 PM

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what is this scumfuck degenerate shit im seeing

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fucking syndie holds a lgbt lightsaber and a soap dragged behind them

subtle gazelle Jul 1, 2024, 2:29 PM

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carmine sonnet fucking syndie holds a lgbt lightsaber and a soap dragged behind them

thats just a stupid fucking strat i see every so often

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last time i saw it

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it was a chemist,web vest,noslips,syndie soap,esword that just happened to have made shitton of meth

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and slaughtered a whole squad of sectoids after slipping them with the soap he was dragging

carmine sonnet Jul 1, 2024, 2:33 PM

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how origina

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fuck them pussies

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you can have so many options

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and you decide to be basic

subtle gazelle Jul 1, 2024, 2:52 PM

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also holy shit man crusher xenos are actually fucking busted @carmine sonnet

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and runners are literally better than lurkers at jumping people

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but are like one shottable so yeah

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i was a xeno drone last op though and i was just chillin

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built fortifications,emitted recovery phermones for combat caste's to heal up and occasionally tail stabbed marines who were destroying my fortifications

subtle gazelle Jul 1, 2024, 3:29 PM

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drone is just fun as fuck

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until burrowers get added am just maining drone dawg

subtle gazelle Jul 1, 2024, 5:47 PM

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i tried spitter and man

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i cant fucking wait for eu servers

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literally so difficult to play any combat caste with 200+ players and 150 ping

carmine sonnet Jul 1, 2024, 11:50 PM

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so true

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cant do shit with 250 ping

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gonna have to guess and shit

subtle gazelle Jul 2, 2024, 12:06 AM

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@carmine sonnet had the roughest fucking nukie commander round dawg

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literally so cancer

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but we still won

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3 FUCKING NEWKIES?...1 like good agent,borg and a reinf that was kind of a dick

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i straight up changed that agent's whole perspective of playing nukie from that round

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'fuck sticking together,if you gonna stick with someone stick with commander' - agent post round

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we hit comms,we like didnt even touch the servers mind you cause i was the only one in there and i was like oh my homies are getting shot at

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fuck destroying the servers AM COMING BROS

carmine sonnet Jul 2, 2024, 12:28 AM

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im thinking of hitting bridge first, then one loneop go bomb telecomms

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main team with a borg holds down the bridge

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and the loneop rotates and flank from telecomms to sec

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then bridge pushes as loneop rotates

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goal is to air out the sec and heads

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then defend nuke from greytide

subtle gazelle Jul 2, 2024, 12:46 AM

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honestly depends on what station it is

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if youre hitting origin

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naw no loneop hitting tcomms

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if its marathon,fland or box yeah sure

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as long as the comms are close or are exposed to space

carmine sonnet Jul 2, 2024, 1:20 AM

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we should play cm14 together when they add a new server

subtle gazelle Jul 2, 2024, 1:49 AM

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subtle gazelle fuck destroying the servers AM COMING BROS

@carmine sonnet this shit was actually so rough man,i ran out of bulldog ammo since the hit took so fucking long and was just down to my esword and viper

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until i jumpscared hiding cap,after that i just started wombo comboing people with cap laser+esword

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literally switching between em like am playing fucking devil may cry trying to rack up them combos dawg

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the funny thing is one of the newkies with the l6 died and det had it on him

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i so thought it was joever when that happened but IT WAS NOT,MY AGENT AND BORG KEPT ME IN THE GAME DAWG

carmine sonnet Jul 2, 2024, 2:32 AM

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subtle gazelle literally switching between em like am playing fucking devil may cry trying to r...

lmfao

subtle gazelle Jul 2, 2024, 10:28 AM

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oh yeah like i didnt just jumpscare cap with viper and esword lol the fucking hos slipped with his wt in hand and i just gunned him

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and then went for cap

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most robust hos

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fuck finding ifrits as salvoid my new goal is to arm the fuck up to the teeth for no reason

subtle gazelle Jul 2, 2024, 9:27 PM

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@carmine sonnet

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https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1168210011248414903/1257738368221970524/image0.png?ex=66857fa2&is=66842e22&hm=4cc6687390ce1f3dbee3471b3ef7acba597e47beb0190c996739d58d8a085944&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=378&height=543

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the menace loadout

carmine sonnet Jul 2, 2024, 9:28 PM

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is that cm14?

subtle gazelle Jul 2, 2024, 9:28 PM

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yes

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motherfucker is gonna use the ancient arts of shotgun juggling

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IN CM14,NOT 13 WAT DU HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYEYYEYEYEE

subtle gazelle Jul 3, 2024, 2:33 AM

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@carmine sonnet had literally the dumbest salvager on my crew dawg

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mf rushed in with just a knife against a invisible space cobra and a fucking carp

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like YOU SEE ME shooting those things with a pka safely corner peeking them

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and you BLOCK the line of fire

carmine sonnet Jul 3, 2024, 2:35 AM

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nah he’d win

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trust bro

subtle gazelle Jul 3, 2024, 2:35 AM

#

he was the only one to die like twice

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this whole shift

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mf died on exped,mf died on magnet wrecks

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he really thought he was HIM

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that he was THAT guy

carmine sonnet Jul 3, 2024, 2:38 AM

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just like sekiro

subtle gazelle Jul 3, 2024, 2:38 AM

#

and he was using the crusher wrong too

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dude was not marking targets

carmine sonnet Jul 3, 2024, 2:38 AM

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he dies twice

carmine sonnet Jul 3, 2024, 2:38 AM

#

subtle gazelle dude was not marking targets

the shoot mode?

subtle gazelle Jul 3, 2024, 2:38 AM

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yeah he did not

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even use that shit

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to heal and deal extra damage

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he was one handing that shit

carmine sonnet Jul 3, 2024, 2:41 AM

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i didnt know it healed

subtle gazelle Jul 3, 2024, 2:41 AM

#

it deals extra damage and heals yeah

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but it doesnt help with bloodloss so i just stopped using it and instead sticking with pka

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cause my character is a slime and bleeding kinda cancer

carmine sonnet Jul 3, 2024, 2:42 AM

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whats pka

subtle gazelle Jul 3, 2024, 2:42 AM

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you know the gun

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that salvoids got

carmine sonnet Jul 3, 2024, 2:42 AM

#

i might also go slime when im salv

carmine sonnet Jul 3, 2024, 2:42 AM

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subtle gazelle you know the gun

i didnt know we had guns

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all i know is the spear and the waraxe

subtle gazelle Jul 3, 2024, 2:42 AM

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you know that infinite ammo gun..

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its only really good against carps and xenos though

carmine sonnet Jul 3, 2024, 2:43 AM

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i dont member

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other salvs hog it before i can see it i think

subtle gazelle Jul 3, 2024, 2:43 AM

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theres usually 4 in stock

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on the vendor

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and like we get like 3 at max on all the stations so like idk man

carmine sonnet Jul 3, 2024, 2:44 AM

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do i just google pka

subtle gazelle Jul 3, 2024, 2:45 AM

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"Proto Kinnetic Accelerator"

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some nerd shit name dawg idfk

carmine sonnet Jul 3, 2024, 2:45 AM

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oh the blundy

#

i recognise it now that you said the full name LOL

#

i call it blundy

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blunderbuss

#

looks like one

subtle gazelle Jul 3, 2024, 2:47 AM

#

but yeah liek crushers are fucking goated

#

but bloodloss damage for slimes is just cancer

#

so i rather stay at range

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unless am fighting a fucking dragon

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then i need all the brute healing i can get dawg

#

UNLESS i hit up station station wreck and got myself a web vest so i can just run around armored without hardsuit

carmine sonnet Jul 3, 2024, 2:49 AM

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thats my biggest dilemna

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hardsuit

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or

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website

subtle gazelle Jul 3, 2024, 2:50 AM

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dawg i had one shift where i was the most

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valid lookingass salvager

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syndie mask,combat gloves,web vest,python

carmine sonnet Jul 3, 2024, 2:51 AM

#

i had a paramed shift where i found barber scissors and i gave people the most submissive anime girl haircut and the most dwarviest beard i can find

subtle gazelle Jul 3, 2024, 2:51 AM

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that beard being (broken man)

carmine sonnet Jul 3, 2024, 2:51 AM

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yea LOL

subtle gazelle Jul 3, 2024, 2:52 AM

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broken man goes hard,especially on dorf characters

carmine sonnet Jul 3, 2024, 2:52 AM

#

if im sec

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i run dwarf

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and raid bar for rum

subtle gazelle Jul 3, 2024, 2:52 AM

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dude i watched a cadet on levi last round

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as ghost,and the motherfucker

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shot the clown for no fucking reason

carmine sonnet Jul 3, 2024, 2:53 AM

#

if im atmos, i run diona so i dont starve

subtle gazelle Jul 3, 2024, 2:53 AM

#

tells clown after he takes over the clown's pai that he did it for shits and giggles over ooc

carmine sonnet Jul 3, 2024, 2:53 AM

#

subtle gazelle shot the clown for no fucking reason

LOL, he looked like a training dummy, headass

#

oh wtf

subtle gazelle Jul 3, 2024, 2:53 AM

#

HE SHOT HIM DEAD BRO

carmine sonnet Jul 3, 2024, 2:53 AM

#

mf better be ready to be violated

#

if i was clown im gonna make his game miserable

#

gonna call the clown goons to make him miserable

subtle gazelle Jul 3, 2024, 2:54 AM

#

he fucking mauled him bruh

carmine sonnet Jul 3, 2024, 2:54 AM

#

and follow him on every server

subtle gazelle Jul 3, 2024, 2:54 AM

#

the clown

#

NOW THE BEST PART

#

THE CADET SHOT HOS

#

ALL OF THE DEPARTMENT INCLUDING HOS WERE CHASING HIM TO FUCKING JAIL HIM AFTER HE SHOT CLOWN AGAIN

#

AND THEN THE FUCKER KILLED HIMSELF

carmine sonnet Jul 3, 2024, 2:55 AM

#

pussy

#

i wouldve been unmoderated xbox live chat his ass

#

https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-ltg-gif-24660602

Tenor

#

“miserable fucking insectoid ruminating in the halls of my church, why dont you throw yourself in space for me”

subtle gazelle Jul 3, 2024, 2:56 AM

#

and then turned into clown's pai

#

harassed him

#

then turned into some salvoid's pai after clown just shut him off

carmine sonnet Jul 3, 2024, 2:57 AM

#

i wouldve chucked the fucker in space

subtle gazelle Jul 3, 2024, 2:57 AM

#

HE WAS PLANNING THAT,THE CLOWN

#

even asked hop for externals access

carmine sonnet Jul 3, 2024, 2:57 AM

#

just ask cargo

#

smh

subtle gazelle Jul 3, 2024, 2:57 AM

#

but hoppy was like,dawg imma just follow you there instead lets do it together

#

but no good angle mf went to arrivals like what

#

go cargo yeah

carmine sonnet Jul 3, 2024, 2:58 AM

#

id do more cap/hos rounds but lrp sucks fucking balls

#

mfs are either meta gaming or suck ass

subtle gazelle Jul 3, 2024, 2:58 AM

#

yeah i had a det try to meta game my fucking thieving gloves

carmine sonnet Jul 3, 2024, 2:58 AM

#

difference in mrp is they all suck ass and they get to complain about it

subtle gazelle Jul 3, 2024, 2:59 AM

#

still fucking fails

#

i still dont know how he failed to meta game my fuckint thieving gloves to this day

#

besides me moving after he prob began to steal my shit

carmine sonnet Jul 3, 2024, 2:59 AM

#

miserable momento

subtle gazelle Jul 3, 2024, 3:00 AM

#

carmine sonnet difference in mrp is they all suck ass and they get to complain about it

if there was like a fucking eu or us east mrp i would go for it but naw

#

the only other option for us east/eu is fucking delta

#

and that shit is NOT it

carmine sonnet Jul 3, 2024, 3:01 AM

#

lol

subtle gazelle Jul 3, 2024, 3:01 AM

#

the station maps? fucking suck ass,is it a furry fest? it fucking is

#

and honestly i only dont play there because i dont got syndie unlocked

#

and dont wanna bother

#

i would just take my ~~head~~body popping over to delta aswell if i had playtime for syndie there

carmine sonnet Jul 3, 2024, 12:02 PM

#

@subtle gazelle leviathan is down

#

all hope is lost

subtle gazelle Jul 3, 2024, 4:43 PM

#

https://tenor.com/view/tense-1983-gif-14138208

Tenor

carmine sonnet Jul 3, 2024, 10:27 PM

#

ive been psyopping gen chat for a few days to start playing ss14

#

thousands will validhunt

subtle gazelle Jul 3, 2024, 10:41 PM

#

@carmine sonnet mfw roll sleeper agent and objective is

#

keep 2 shmucks alive and die

#

mfw both of them die
evac is called and am sitting there at evac bar while musician is playing dont stop me now
some shmuck fat fingers his gun and shoots me

#

PUT ON SYNDIE GAS MASK AND JUST POP THE GUY THAT SHOT ME
RUN AND GUN WHILE A SECTOID CHASES ME TRYING TO SHOOT ME AS AM USING PEOPLE AS MEATSHIELDS
GUY LITERALLY HITS EVERYONE BUT ME AND DOWNS A COUPLE OF THEM WHILE MUSICIAN IS STILL PLAYING THE FUCKING SONG

#

that syndie gas mask was on standby for that shit okay

carmine sonnet Jul 3, 2024, 10:46 PM

#

got that gas mask on bad timing

subtle gazelle Jul 3, 2024, 10:46 PM

#

for those moments when someone done fucked

#

i wasnt expecting some fucker to just up and shoot me i was just scanning the room with medhud for who to shoot first

#

apparently that fucker had hypo

#

so i literally domed a random syndie

carmine sonnet Jul 3, 2024, 10:50 PM

#

blud got traumatised

subtle gazelle Jul 3, 2024, 10:51 PM

#

man i always forget to set viper on full auto though

#

like its a solid weapon but MAN i always forget full auto

#

@carmine sonnet die a glorious death is literally the peak objective man,all because you can do whatever the fuck you want since this objective basically lets you ignore the rules

carmine sonnet Jul 3, 2024, 11:03 PM

#

so true

subtle gazelle Jul 3, 2024, 11:04 PM

#

sectoids called me stinky on their comms after i trolled them with voice mask

carmine sonnet Jul 3, 2024, 11:04 PM

#

i bomb comms to high hell and get it over with

subtle gazelle Jul 3, 2024, 11:04 PM

#

so i just

#

bombed armory

#

with syndi bomb

carmine sonnet Jul 3, 2024, 11:04 PM

#

if im syndie, high chance of having comms privileges are zero to none

subtle gazelle Jul 3, 2024, 11:05 PM

#

mfw right after i bomb armory the guy am supposed to keep alive dies too

#

so i was there like,wait...did i blow up the clown

#

turns out not

#

activating as a sleeper agent with a objective to die is even peak-er

#

i should do some testing with them bombs ngl

#

like does the supermatter nade activate its black hole instantly if its detonated by a c4

#

is what am curious about

subtle gazelle Jul 3, 2024, 11:27 PM

#

carmine sonnet ive been psyopping gen chat for a few days to start playing ss14

warn them of clowns..

#

maint clowns...

#

actually no

carmine sonnet Jul 3, 2024, 11:27 PM

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ill let nature take its course

subtle gazelle Jul 3, 2024, 11:27 PM

#

they gotta find out themselves

carmine sonnet Jul 3, 2024, 11:28 PM

#

i still remember being sec cadet and someone came up to me and asked me somethng

#

i said i dunno im new to the job

#

and they ask me to follow maints

#

mf lead me to a clown room

#

slipped me and killed

#

me

#

ive been taken advantage of

#

good thing i had coords on

subtle gazelle Jul 3, 2024, 11:28 PM

#

average sec cadet moment honestly

#

clowns are just not to be trusted

#

tiders are a mixed bag

carmine sonnet Jul 3, 2024, 11:32 PM

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they really are

subtle gazelle Jul 4, 2024, 12:12 AM

#

@carmine sonnet voids cooked i just joined to spectate grasshopper

#

its a nuke ops round

carmine sonnet Jul 4, 2024, 12:12 AM

#

voids?

subtle gazelle Jul 4, 2024, 12:12 AM

#

they got a fucking borg on stealth ops

#

that guy

#

in general

#

that is trying out barkeep

#

plus i know who this fucking commander is this guy is not gonna go easy at all

carmine sonnet Jul 4, 2024, 12:19 AM

#

imagine a loneop emag stealthops boarding the station and seeing the station is mostly borgs

subtle gazelle Jul 4, 2024, 12:20 AM

#

you know i should try assimilating into the crew as a loneop some day

carmine sonnet Jul 4, 2024, 12:20 AM

#

you can buy a clown bag

subtle gazelle Jul 4, 2024, 12:20 AM

#

instead of going fuck it we ball

carmine sonnet Jul 4, 2024, 12:20 AM

#

pda and everything

#

clownops

#

so pog

subtle gazelle Jul 4, 2024, 12:20 AM

#

yeah yeah maints access

#

and comms

#

chameleon is peak for that honestly

#

just disguise as tider

#

tider ops

carmine sonnet Jul 4, 2024, 12:20 AM

#

they should uh

#

add gamemodes

#

passengers only

#

shit like that

#

clowns only

#

heads vs greytide

subtle gazelle Jul 4, 2024, 12:21 AM

#

ah yes tide your way to becoming command

#

real

carmine sonnet Jul 4, 2024, 12:21 AM

#

subtle gazelle ah yes tide your way to becoming command

that shit is hype

#

kinda like gun game LOL

modern wolf Jul 4, 2024, 1:24 AM

#

Joining this thread, frfr

carmine sonnet Jul 4, 2024, 1:27 AM

#

lmao

#

@slim salmon this shit funny as hell

slim salmon Jul 4, 2024, 1:35 AM

#

XD

#

You know I had a funny story

#

I made a maxcap in SS14 when they were still VERY OP

#

Like I gave it to captain

#

And clown just took it from him and simply demolished the hole station to the ground with just a single click

carmine sonnet Jul 4, 2024, 1:37 AM

#

LOL

#

mf yoinked that shit

hazy shadow Jul 4, 2024, 1:42 AM

#

sup

#

@subtle gazelle you still playin

#

?

subtle gazelle Jul 4, 2024, 2:13 AM

#

hazy shadow <@594059133716791296> you still playin

yeah i was a mining borg this shift

#

was the one named 'young drilla-9000'

#

i didnt even get to mine properly man

#

am sad

hazy shadow Jul 4, 2024, 2:22 AM

#

subtle gazelle was the one named 'young drilla-9000'

oh yeaaah i saw you

#

in the shuttle back

subtle gazelle Jul 4, 2024, 2:24 AM

#

yeah i always ask for a mining chassis cause honestly a mining bot is useful to both cargo and science in a sense PLUS i am a fucking salvoid i cant go a round without salvage

#

also a clown was straight up so desperate to emag me i feel fucking bad

#

@carmine sonnet dawg nukies are only humans now

#

THEY HAVE BECOME MEGA RACIST NOW

carmine sonnet Jul 4, 2024, 2:55 AM

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blame the minmaxxers

hazy shadow Jul 4, 2024, 4:33 AM

#

Ok im a little confused

#

If the button before the start of round says "not ready" am i ready or not

subtle gazelle Jul 4, 2024, 5:08 AM

#

@carmine sonnet ME AND ANOTHER SALVOID JUST GAVE A NUKIE BEYOND JJK LEVEL JUMPING

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CAUSE WE BOTH HAD IFRITS

subtle gazelle Jul 4, 2024, 5:13 AM

#

hazy shadow If the button before the start of round says "not ready" am i ready or not

youre not ready

#

when its green and says ready

#

you are ready.

hazy shadow Jul 4, 2024, 6:16 AM

#

ah

#

Cargo technician seems to be a sought after job

#

Tried two times didnt get it

carmine sonnet Jul 4, 2024, 6:44 AM

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hazy shadow If the button before the start of round says "not ready" am i ready or not

i had 20 hours before i realised that too LOL

#

green button saying ready is you being ready

#

set spawn to cryogenics so youre on the station already

carmine sonnet Jul 4, 2024, 6:45 AM

#

subtle gazelle <@257476412213035008> ME AND ANOTHER SALVOID JUST GAVE A NUKIE BEYOND JJK LEVEL ...

i fucking love that shit LOL

subtle gazelle Jul 4, 2024, 10:38 AM

#

carmine sonnet i fucking love that shit LOL

they thought we were sleepers for a second

#

then we just go ham at him from both sides

#

dude if all of salv got ifrits it would have been joever for the nukies

#

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carmine sonnet Jul 4, 2024, 11:03 AM

#

pog

carmine sonnet Jul 4, 2024, 1:18 PM

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finally got the senior drip for medical

subtle gazelle Jul 4, 2024, 1:52 PM

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@carmine sonnet

borg round
basically science borg the whole shift
doing arti research
it fucking explodes the lab
do anom research and get shit anoms that we have to destroy
finally get liquid anom in a good spot
get enough points to get arti research back
mfw it fucking explodes again and gibs my borg body

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Tenor

carmine sonnet Jul 4, 2024, 1:52 PM

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lmfao

#

i had a paramed syndie round

#

i ignored my steal objective and only got monitor cause i asked for it

subtle gazelle Jul 4, 2024, 1:53 PM

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the thing is

#

ti saw it coming

#

it was depth 3 environmental disruption

carmine sonnet Jul 4, 2024, 1:53 PM

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i bombed singulo, and went back in

subtle gazelle Jul 4, 2024, 1:53 PM

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but i was ion law'd so my law 3 was gone so no self preservation bullshit

carmine sonnet Jul 4, 2024, 1:53 PM

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engineering blamed a clown lol

carmine sonnet Jul 4, 2024, 1:53 PM

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subtle gazelle but i was ion law'd so my law 3 was gone so no self preservation bullshit

based

subtle gazelle Jul 4, 2024, 1:54 PM

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it was instead replaced by a law 'you must never eat the chef'

slim salmon Jul 5, 2024, 12:13 AM

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subtle gazelle https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJe5mJ8Li0Y

The funniest thing that to make that they just added about 5 prototypes which is very easy to make ‘cause voxes were already in the game, just not a roundstart race

carmine sonnet Jul 5, 2024, 12:14 AM

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being a vox seems inconvenient

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cause youre in a space station filled with toxins

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doesnt matter that the atmosphere is 78% nitrogen if 22% oxygen is in that hoes

subtle gazelle Jul 5, 2024, 12:53 AM

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@carmine sonnet dude whoever coded salv expeds fucking casted domain expansion: shitcode today or what

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THE SALV SHUTTLE LANDED INSIDE OF THE FUCKING FACILITY

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MEANWHILE ON THE LAVA BIOME

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THERES NO ORE

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NOR DUNGEON

slim salmon Jul 5, 2024, 12:55 AM

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carmine sonnet doesnt matter that the atmosphere is 78% nitrogen if 22% oxygen is in that hoes

That’s why they need to breath from tanks with nitrogen

subtle gazelle Jul 5, 2024, 12:55 AM

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I GOT IFRIT TODAY FOR FIRST TIME MAN

slim salmon Jul 5, 2024, 12:55 AM

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The same way plasmamen live

subtle gazelle Jul 5, 2024, 12:56 AM

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basically vox are plasmamen at home

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drunk

slim salmon Jul 5, 2024, 12:56 AM

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subtle gazelle basically vox are plasmamen at home

But plasmamen need suits filled with gas plasma

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And if they take ‘em off they burn

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Because of oxygen

carmine sonnet Jul 5, 2024, 12:57 AM

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subtle gazelle I GOT IFRIT TODAY FOR FIRST TIME MAN

i got handed that stupid lamp by a based salvie the other day LOL

subtle gazelle Jul 5, 2024, 12:58 AM

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dude i showed it to qm next thing i know cap is like

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just standing there when am talking with ifrit

carmine sonnet Jul 5, 2024, 12:58 AM

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i love ifrits

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and holos

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i hope they add other types

subtle gazelle Jul 5, 2024, 12:58 AM

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like cap cant decide whether or not he wants to get rid of the VERY LEGAL HOLO

carmine sonnet Jul 5, 2024, 12:58 AM

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is there other types in ss13?

subtle gazelle Jul 5, 2024, 12:58 AM

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yeah

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p sure theres literally one thats basically killer queen

carmine sonnet Jul 5, 2024, 12:59 AM

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subtle gazelle like cap cant decide whether or not he wants to get rid of the VERY LEGAL HOLO

im the very lax cap that goes sure as long as you dont commit crimes

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Don’t kill people (optional)

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my cap gameplay either has most of the station liking me for being based or im being taken advantage of

subtle gazelle Jul 5, 2024, 1:00 AM

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i cant wait for them to add cqc and martial arts man

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sleeper agent who knows martial arts with nuke disk objective versus cqc loneop just piping up before beating each other to death like

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https://tenor.com/view/raid-cautious-fight-inching-iko-uwais-gif-16163586

Tenor

carmine sonnet Jul 5, 2024, 1:02 AM

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i thought theyd work with each other

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i think hos should have a cqc book

subtle gazelle Jul 5, 2024, 1:02 AM

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i mean sleeper agent does need nuke disk

carmine sonnet Jul 5, 2024, 1:02 AM

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kinda makes sense

subtle gazelle Jul 5, 2024, 1:02 AM

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hos vs loneop cqc would be peak

carmine sonnet Jul 5, 2024, 1:02 AM

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SO TRUE

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imagine they add new content

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like

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donain expansion

subtle gazelle Jul 5, 2024, 1:03 AM

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idk how would they implement

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stuff like that doe

carmine sonnet Jul 5, 2024, 1:04 AM

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lemme bump the repository

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hos with cqc book

subtle gazelle Jul 5, 2024, 1:04 AM

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okay but i was a nukie today that was part of a 3 man squad dawg

carmine sonnet Jul 5, 2024, 1:04 AM

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and cap with a domain expansion

subtle gazelle Jul 5, 2024, 1:04 AM

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3 MAN SQUAD NUKIE TEAM

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and like all of us did well

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if it wasnt for reinforcements costing FUCKING 35 TC

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A FUCKING REINFORCEMENT

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35 TC?

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WHAT THE FUCK ARE THE DEVS SMOKING

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I GET IT,TWO REINF IN WAR OPS MAKES NUKIES FEEL LIKE A SWARM BUT DAMN MAN,35??

carmine sonnet Jul 5, 2024, 1:06 AM

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3 nukies and 3 borgs

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mmm

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that might be grasshopper numbers LOL

subtle gazelle Jul 5, 2024, 1:07 AM

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i saw my friend dragging his other buddy and he was like NO PLEASE

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i just go nuh uh

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gun him down with bulldog

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it was for the shits and giggles

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honestly for a 3 man squad we did very well

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like sure we did die but dude,the commander and all of us tried to keep it unfair as shit

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cause of the number disadvantage

carmine sonnet Jul 5, 2024, 1:10 AM

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lmfao

subtle gazelle Jul 5, 2024, 1:10 AM

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LUBE BOMBS,CHINA LAKE,SPACING

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ALL THAT SHIT

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AT ONE POINT WE WERE GONNA LOOSE TOO

carmine sonnet Jul 5, 2024, 1:10 AM

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im down for that

subtle gazelle Jul 5, 2024, 1:10 AM

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oh and we were raiding armory

carmine sonnet Jul 5, 2024, 1:10 AM

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i dislike doing cringe shit like the esword and soap

subtle gazelle Jul 5, 2024, 1:11 AM

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honestly dude,warden didnt even have time to react

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straight up grabbed all of armory and threw it out into space besides the ammo we could use

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then commander dropped the fucking lube bomb

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that poor hos seemed fresh out of grasshopper

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with how many fucking times he slipped

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dude it was like straight up feeling like ss13 nukies with how we were playing

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besides like

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idfk

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all the other cool shit they get in ss13

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playstyle was similar

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@carmine sonnet it was a fun fucking nuker round is what am saying,i just crave a good rev round now

carmine sonnet Jul 5, 2024, 2:25 AM

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i felt like a fucking ninja on my last paramed shift

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i planted a bomb outside the singulo containment perimeter

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clown that was fucking with engineering i assume was blamed for it

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i spaced disposals and i went back from there and went back to medical

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cmo was down but the hypo was gone

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and moments later a dead clown was dragged in by sec

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LOLOLOLOL

slim salmon Jul 5, 2024, 3:34 AM

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subtle gazelle i cant wait for them to add cqc and martial arts man

That would be really nice of them to add atmos suit into uplink that would allow you to crawl throw the pipes

hazy shadow Jul 5, 2024, 8:49 AM

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time for some ss14

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i played a bit yesterday, was cargo technician finally

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the only other cargo tech besides me introduced me to the job

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went to get some bread from the kitchen as that was my order

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couldnt find the kitchen, finally found it asked the nice lady for a loaf of bread

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ate it on accident when trying to close the case

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asked her for another one because that one looked too tasty

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went back to cargo because the guy who was teaching me told me to come back to him and he'll show me the next step

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cargo was a bloodbath, two people lying there dying and a fuckin weird colourful spider over them, the fellow cargo tech nowhere to be found

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rip

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btw, couldnt find an answer on the net

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i tried to call a janitor over common radio and report on the shit i've seen in cargo

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but my character whispered instead

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does that mean radio comms are down?

carmine sonnet Jul 5, 2024, 8:55 AM

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i think you pressed shift

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shift changes where youre talking

hazy shadow Jul 5, 2024, 8:56 AM

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i didnt i made sure a couple times

subtle gazelle Jul 5, 2024, 9:49 AM

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hazy shadow does that mean radio comms are down?

yeah sometimes theres an solar flare that shuts down some comms

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its all random which radio frequency it shuts down though but most of the time its common radio that gets shut down

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worst case scenario someone sabotaged comms

subtle gazelle Jul 5, 2024, 12:04 PM

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@carmine sonnet dude am starting more salvoids getting ifrits now

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it is beautiful

hazy shadow Jul 5, 2024, 12:22 PM

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damn i just got murdered by a clown

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i was a cargo tech and i finally learned how to do stuff

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suddenly a clown came in and helped me with an order for 5 dead mice

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said he wanted me to teach him how to do stuff

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should have known, he was too helpful

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and friendly

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we piloted to the trade outpost and he murdered me with a lightsaber

carmine sonnet Jul 5, 2024, 1:28 PM

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damn

hazy shadow Jul 5, 2024, 1:44 PM

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what are suit cors

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cords

carmine sonnet Jul 5, 2024, 2:20 PM

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you rightclick on your suit

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and it broadcasts a signal

subtle gazelle Jul 5, 2024, 6:09 PM

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hazy shadow damn i just got murdered by a clown

i was present that shift as a salvage specialist

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joined very late though so yeah

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he also had a holo parasite

hazy shadow Jul 5, 2024, 6:10 PM

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subtle gazelle i was present that shift as a salvage specialist

yeah ik

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someone kept planting bombs near cargo

subtle gazelle Jul 5, 2024, 6:10 PM

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and yeah you can change your suit sensors

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by right clicking on your jumpsuit and clicking coordinates

hazy shadow Jul 5, 2024, 6:11 PM

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what does that do

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security can see where i am?

subtle gazelle Jul 5, 2024, 6:11 PM

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with coordinates on someone (most likely a paramedic) will be able to track you on a crew monitor

hazy shadow Jul 5, 2024, 6:11 PM

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ah

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useful to have then

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can antags use that though

subtle gazelle Jul 5, 2024, 6:11 PM

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yes

hazy shadow Jul 5, 2024, 6:11 PM

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as in, use that to see where people are

subtle gazelle Jul 5, 2024, 6:11 PM

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ive used it to track my targets down before

hazy shadow Jul 5, 2024, 6:11 PM

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oh btw i have a question

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would a person's name be considered something my character is not supposed to know unless i ask

subtle gazelle Jul 5, 2024, 6:12 PM

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they do have a visible id

hazy shadow Jul 5, 2024, 6:12 PM

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tru

subtle gazelle Jul 5, 2024, 6:12 PM

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you can like shift click a person,and check their id i suppose

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never really thought of that before because well antags tend to get info like that of their targets right as they become active

hazy shadow Jul 5, 2024, 6:14 PM

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i mean i imagine it doesnt matter very much on wizards den

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its lrp

subtle gazelle Jul 5, 2024, 6:14 PM

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yeah on lrp it doesnt matter much

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on mrp it probably does

hazy shadow Jul 5, 2024, 6:14 PM

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thats why im askin

subtle gazelle Jul 5, 2024, 6:15 PM

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i mostly hang on lrp,delta is just not it for me,their station maps are not for me at all

hazy shadow Jul 5, 2024, 6:15 PM

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what about frontier

subtle gazelle Jul 5, 2024, 6:15 PM

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frontier is good

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i like how it works

hazy shadow Jul 5, 2024, 6:15 PM

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i'd like to try that when i play on wizden some more

subtle gazelle Jul 5, 2024, 6:15 PM

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if i want to salvage and get some fucking gamer loot in span of 6 hours am up for frontier

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shifts there last 6 hours btw

hazy shadow Jul 5, 2024, 6:16 PM

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OStranauts is game like frontier but singleplayer

subtle gazelle Jul 5, 2024, 6:16 PM

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just saying

hazy shadow Jul 5, 2024, 6:16 PM

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have you tried it?

subtle gazelle Jul 5, 2024, 6:16 PM

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frontier or ostranauts

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ostranauts naw

hazy shadow Jul 5, 2024, 6:16 PM

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ostranauts

subtle gazelle Jul 5, 2024, 6:16 PM

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actually first time hearing about it

hazy shadow Jul 5, 2024, 6:16 PM

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its basically a whole game

subtle gazelle Jul 5, 2024, 6:16 PM

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looks good doe

hazy shadow Jul 5, 2024, 6:17 PM

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of having a salvage ship

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and well salvaging

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its from the creators of neo scavenger

subtle gazelle Jul 5, 2024, 6:17 PM

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wait that fucking logo reminds me of another game

hazy shadow Jul 5, 2024, 6:17 PM

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its early access though

hazy shadow Jul 5, 2024, 6:17 PM

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subtle gazelle wait that fucking logo reminds me of another game

.

hazy shadow Jul 5, 2024, 6:17 PM

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hazy shadow its from the creators of neo scavenger

^

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this is what it reminds you of

subtle gazelle Jul 5, 2024, 6:17 PM

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YEAH

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thats the game

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MAN that games goated

hazy shadow Jul 5, 2024, 6:18 PM

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so is ostranauts, but like i said its early access

subtle gazelle Jul 5, 2024, 6:18 PM

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but anyway on frontier i only got one tip and thats buy the medical tracker implant

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so that medical ships can get alerted about you going down

hazy shadow Jul 5, 2024, 6:19 PM

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circling back to what we talked about

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can sec legally make me turn the cords on?

subtle gazelle Jul 5, 2024, 6:19 PM

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not exactly

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unless youre like

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a straight up criminal

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they'll just

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implant you with a tracking implant

hazy shadow Jul 5, 2024, 6:20 PM

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yeah i wouldnt mind having coords on unless im a mischievious individual

subtle gazelle Jul 5, 2024, 6:21 PM

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and track you everywhere anyway

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1984

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i remember having coords on while breaking into head of security's office from space

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as a engineer

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and i hear the paramedic fucking go 'uhhh hos you might wanna take a look at your office' over the radio

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he didnt

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thankfully

hazy shadow Jul 5, 2024, 6:22 PM

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engineer is a good cover up job to have as an antag

subtle gazelle Jul 5, 2024, 6:22 PM

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engineer is a GREAT antag job

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you get so many free tools for break ins

hazy shadow Jul 5, 2024, 6:23 PM

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if i managed to get my head around botany, janitor, cargo assistant and how everytthing works am i ready for trying antag

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cargo tech* not assistant tf

subtle gazelle Jul 5, 2024, 6:23 PM

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cargo tech is honestly a solid antag job too

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you can straight up buy guns

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sure people over the cargo radio get alerted

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but if you're already at that point of arming up you probably got a plan and everything

hazy shadow Jul 5, 2024, 6:24 PM

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oh btw piloting a ship in ostranauts is basically straight up same as piloting a shuttle in SS14

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except its single so you can pause and slow down or speed up time

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i dont think they added ship combat yet but its planned

subtle gazelle Jul 5, 2024, 6:24 PM

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theres shuttle armaments i barely see

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in ss14

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i only ever see de-materializers for salvage

hazy shadow Jul 5, 2024, 6:25 PM

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the last time i played cargo tech i made a succesful trade for the first time in the outpost

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made 11k

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forgot to take the money

subtle gazelle Jul 5, 2024, 6:25 PM

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one thing i want to be added to the syndicate uplink is the cqc manual

hazy shadow Jul 5, 2024, 6:25 PM

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it wasthe same round you were a salvage specialist

subtle gazelle Jul 5, 2024, 6:25 PM

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from ss13

hazy shadow Jul 5, 2024, 6:25 PM

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with the bomb

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s

subtle gazelle Jul 5, 2024, 6:25 PM

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or martial arts scroll

hazy shadow Jul 5, 2024, 6:26 PM

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i want the station map to be in the pda

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because why not

subtle gazelle Jul 5, 2024, 6:26 PM

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there IS a item called the station map you can carry in your backpack/pocket

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you can print it at a lathe

hazy shadow Jul 5, 2024, 6:26 PM

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as a beginner its very hard to make your way around

subtle gazelle Jul 5, 2024, 6:26 PM

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also needs a battery

hazy shadow Jul 5, 2024, 6:26 PM

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well it should be part of the starter kit then

subtle gazelle Jul 5, 2024, 6:26 PM

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yeah true

hazy shadow Jul 5, 2024, 6:26 PM

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or at least make maps on walls more common

subtle gazelle Jul 5, 2024, 6:26 PM

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honestly man goonstation on ss13 had it worse

#

when it came to like

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navigating to places

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there were no signs on the walls or anything

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only way you could really find where your department was well,colors i guess

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and equipment

hazy shadow Jul 5, 2024, 6:27 PM

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subtle gazelle there were no signs on the walls or anything

nightmare

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that game's art was worse too

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i mean worse as in more compacted and everything

subtle gazelle Jul 5, 2024, 6:28 PM

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tgstation has wall signs though

hazy shadow Jul 5, 2024, 6:28 PM

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so that would be hard for a new player

subtle gazelle Jul 5, 2024, 6:28 PM

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and more familiar maps

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ive given it a try a fair bit of times

#

as a roboticist

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i did have a mentor guiding me through how it all worked so yeah

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he and i basically turned one another into full fledged robots

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minus the silicon laws

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then out of blue a fucking xenomorph queen materialized into existance there in that lab so yeah

subtle gazelle Jul 5, 2024, 6:42 PM

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hazy shadow security can see where i am?

oh and forgot to say warden also tends to have the crew monitor in their office on most of the stations

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so yeah sec CAN use it to track you

hazy shadow Jul 5, 2024, 6:48 PM

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grasshopper is full

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unhappy

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unhappy

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are SS14 servers down?

subtle gazelle Jul 5, 2024, 6:58 PM

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lemme cehck

hazy shadow Jul 5, 2024, 7:04 PM

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it was my internet

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it might not be actually

carmine sonnet Jul 6, 2024, 9:35 AM

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cargo doesnt have senior stuff

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which sucks

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which means after i finish getting the hours of playing sec today

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last senior drip i have to get is science

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which is so fucking boring

carmine sonnet Jul 6, 2024, 10:10 AM

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do we keep hours played and stats when game goes full release?

hazy shadow Jul 6, 2024, 12:44 PM

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I have been a pAI two times and both times the person was mischrvious

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The first guy just ran around punching people

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And now the guy is a security officer that is hoarding steel and filling the station with chairs

hazy shadow Jul 6, 2024, 12:45 PM

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carmine sonnet cargo doesnt have senior stuff

Theres quartermaster

carmine sonnet Jul 6, 2024, 12:51 PM

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hazy shadow And now the guy is a security officer that is hoarding steel and filling the sta...

dubious little creature

hazy shadow Jul 6, 2024, 1:05 PM

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he's a cool guy though

subtle gazelle Jul 6, 2024, 1:18 PM

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hazy shadow And now the guy is a security officer that is hoarding steel and filling the sta...

was it a moth secoff

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@carmine sonnet SLIME SALVS ARE LITERALLY OP

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THEY ARE IMMUNE TO DANGEROUS ATMOS

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CUZ THEY ARE IMMUNE TO NITROUS OXIDE

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SO THEY DONT FALL ASLEEP

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i wonder if dangerous atmos expeds only got nitrous oxide or do they got carbon dioxide too..

carmine sonnet Jul 6, 2024, 1:25 PM

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me totally not just finished making slime salv after reading the guide

subtle gazelle Jul 6, 2024, 1:29 PM

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the bleed damage still does fuck you up at times but if you looted blue wrecks

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you would prob find med supplies there anyway with bloodpacks

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and if not just order emergency advanced medkits theyre like 1.2k a crate and give you some great fucking brute meds

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seriously man slime salvs are just straight up op

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literally thought of this because of a incident i had yesterday where i went on dangerous atmos planet with internals off,and my characters a slime so like

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i am walking around and realize wait oh shit my internals,wait why am i not asleep

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if my internals are off

mfw theres just nitrous oxide in the air to which i am immune to

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https://tenor.com/view/ohhh-damn-bro-daamn-that-was-obvious-realising-gif-24880382

Tenor

hazy shadow Jul 6, 2024, 1:44 PM

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subtle gazelle was it a moth secoff

Yeah

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Apparently when power's out the trading outpost has no power too

subtle gazelle Jul 6, 2024, 1:46 PM

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hazy shadow Yeah

saw one on evac placing chairs thats why i asked,might be the same shift where i activated as a sleeper agent lol

subtle gazelle Jul 6, 2024, 1:53 PM

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hazy shadow Apparently when power's out the trading outpost has no power too

yeah also turns off power on salv shuttle sometimes

carmine sonnet Jul 6, 2024, 3:47 PM

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i did some criminal shit to win end round

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@subtle gazelle im not even sure im allowed to tell what i did

subtle gazelle Jul 6, 2024, 4:17 PM

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carmine sonnet <@594059133716791296> im not even sure im allowed to tell what i did

go on SAY WHAT YOU DID

subtle gazelle Jul 6, 2024, 7:57 PM

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@carmine sonnet

tider round
get insuls
break into engi to get my buddy insuls
we reroute dispo to bridge for shits and giggles
we get arrested but let go free cause of reports of nukies
activate as sleeper agent
first thing i do is literally go and say 'oh boy here i go killing again' while passing by a secoff

#

asks me what i just said only for me to shrug it off by saying that i meant drinking and driving after i pull out a whole bottle of whiskey out of my bag

#

greentext

carmine sonnet Jul 7, 2024, 2:07 AM

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subtle gazelle go on SAY WHAT YOU DID

i was hos,
fucked up shit happened on the station,
i order an evac vote 1:20 minutes in,
we evac and i order my sec offs to arm up and rally at evac to secure it,
shuttle comes and all hell breaks loose cause a sleeper syndie pulls up with a chinalake
we fall back at the sec room inside the shuttle
a secoff brings in a contraband bag that he got off a different sleeper
i check the bag and i see a fucking martydom module in that bitch
engi borg comes in and begs for it to be installed and i do so
fuckin thing goes out and yells “HEY GUYS IM A BOMB!”
i hear a chinalake go off
borg runs up to the guy and a QUARTER of the evac shuttle explodes

#

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-meme-gif-27535478

Tenor

carmine sonnet Jul 7, 2024, 3:50 AM

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just joined a shift

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god

#

if it isnt power issues

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its atmos fucking up the distro mix

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https://tenor.com/view/praying-crying-downfall-sad-tears-praying-gif-7785197299162436598

Tenor

#

im praying for the downfall on the grasshoppers joining the actual servers

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because if i do want i want to do to them i will get banned

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https://tenor.com/view/praying-counterparts-paradise-and-plague-song-hopeful-praying-hands-gif-25025675

Tenor

#

and now my pda and gun got stolen

#

while i died in med

subtle gazelle Jul 7, 2024, 8:06 AM

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DUDE THERES ASTEROID DUNGEONS NOW FOR SALVAGE @carmine sonnet

#

LITERALLY THE REASON WHY EXPEDS BROKE

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but theres just shitton of ore OUTSIDE OF THE DUNGEON

carmine sonnet Jul 7, 2024, 8:40 AM

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holy shit sounds fun

#Space Station 14 Crew