Space Station 14 Crew | Project Zomboid | Page 5

carmine sonnet Jun 5, 2024, 3:38 AM

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fuckin how your bones going to fix

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bone glue type shit

subtle gazelle Jun 5, 2024, 3:42 AM

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carmine sonnet bone glue type shit

ABOUT THAT

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THERE IS THIS THING CALLED 'BONE GEL' AND UHH I REMEMBER ONE TIME I WAS CONSCIOUS THEY USED A THING CALLED 'BONE SETTER' AND THEY SNAPPED THEM BACK IN PLACE LOl

carmine sonnet Jun 5, 2024, 4:06 AM

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geez

subtle gazelle Jun 5, 2024, 4:33 AM

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@carmine sonnet ah hell naw someone vent full vaas in the fucking game

carmine sonnet Jun 5, 2024, 4:37 AM

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a true inspiration

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gonna do psycho shit when new stuff gets added

subtle gazelle Jun 5, 2024, 4:38 AM

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ss14 players when newmed finally drops

carmine sonnet Jun 5, 2024, 4:50 AM

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ghetto medbay will take full effect

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ghetto maintbay vs station medbay

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survival of the fittest

subtle gazelle Jun 5, 2024, 5:01 AM

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carmine sonnet ghetto maintbay vs station medbay

syndie maintbay augmenting baddies with eswords

carmine sonnet Jun 5, 2024, 5:03 AM

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rev rounds are gonna fuck now

subtle gazelle Jun 5, 2024, 5:16 AM

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carmine sonnet rev rounds are gonna fuck now

if they EVER add chainsaws to botany

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some mf finna become denji

carmine sonnet Jun 5, 2024, 5:38 AM

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LMFAO

subtle gazelle Jun 5, 2024, 6:15 AM

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@carmine sonnet man i hate lurker xenos,honestly kinda curious how will they end up in cm14

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cause holy shit with how ss14 invisibility abilities lookin,i feel like they gonna eat a huge nerf in cm14

subtle gazelle Jun 5, 2024, 8:20 AM

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@carmine sonnet playing as a runner xeno and man

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ive had some solid snake mf chasing after me

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this whole fucking round

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like hes straight up going invisible and shit

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appeared infront of me shotgunned me but i survived and ran off at mach 5

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while i was scouting for the hive

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or a 1v1 capture so i could get us more xenos

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oh and also causing diversions...

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and luring people into other xenos

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CAUSE LIKE WHEN YOU SEE A RUNNER,RED SMOL FAST LITTLE SHIT

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YOU WANT IT DEAD

subtle gazelle Jun 5, 2024, 8:51 AM

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am just being a annoying little shit firing bone spurs at lone marines

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and running away

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its not even strong

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its just annoying as shit

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slows them down

carmine sonnet Jun 5, 2024, 8:57 AM

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subtle gazelle CAUSE LIKE WHEN YOU SEE A RUNNER,RED SMOL FAST LITTLE SHIT

https://tenor.com/view/zeng-this-guy-right-here-this-right-here-point-out-point-gif-23913867

Tenor

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sergeant artillery gunnery

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i dont want to see box area 3 anymore

subtle gazelle Jun 5, 2024, 9:05 AM

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i just fired a bone spur at a synthetic,a guy you can't even have as a host,ran away,ran back to where i fired it at from which they flared,and i just started spinning for a sec and ran off

subtle gazelle Jun 5, 2024, 9:24 AM

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@carmine sonnet ok like most productive thing ive done so far as a runner is deliver downed marines to our hive as facehugger food

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i have yet to actually capture a marine myself i have NOT adjusted to the runner's speed properly yet so i tend to miss most of my tackles

carmine sonnet Jun 5, 2024, 9:27 AM

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subtle gazelle <@257476412213035008> ok like most productive thing ive done so far as a runner ...

fucking menace behavior

subtle gazelle Jun 5, 2024, 9:27 AM

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hey man other xenos told me to cause am fast

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so am gonna get it done fast

carmine sonnet Jun 5, 2024, 9:28 AM

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you guys fucking communicate with each other?

subtle gazelle Jun 5, 2024, 9:28 AM

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yeah you can communicate with each other like a hivemind

carmine sonnet Jun 5, 2024, 9:28 AM

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aint no way im out of there like swimwear

subtle gazelle Jun 5, 2024, 9:28 AM

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you can hear local messages even

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but you can't hear what marines say and allat,unless they got some translator thingmcjig R&D can cook up,but why the fuck would a marine wear that? i dunno i never seen one wear it

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a researcher yeah ive seen a handful wear those for when they were cooking up their own personal hive

carmine sonnet Jun 5, 2024, 9:30 AM

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such a niche advancement

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yeah probably mostly used by researchers to nick some shit

subtle gazelle Jun 5, 2024, 9:30 AM

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one time all ive seen is a synth translate a warrior calling her ugly

carmine sonnet Jun 5, 2024, 9:32 AM

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what the fuck does a xeno define as beautiful then

subtle gazelle Jun 5, 2024, 9:33 AM

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i dont fuckin know man i barely have 10 hours on xenos

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@carmine sonnet well instead of a runner i am a sentinel now...time to spit acid at people and RUN AWAY!!

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i spat acid at a one guy THREE whole times

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and he fell over

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LMFAO HE HATES ME NOW

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LIKE ALOT

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trolling complete,returning to hq

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I DID IT AGAIN TO THE SAME GUY HAHAHA

subtle gazelle Jun 5, 2024, 10:14 AM

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ok other xeno told me i should evolve into a spitter to actually do damage if i want to harass marines

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at range

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wow actual mentorship

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all cause he saw that my xeno age was 'young' which means i have less than 10 hours on xenos

subtle gazelle Jun 5, 2024, 11:00 AM

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@carmine sonnet i think i just made a marine kill himself infront of me

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like straight up upped and shot himself in the head

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what a four hour long round does to a mf

subtle gazelle Jun 5, 2024, 11:39 AM

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so we didn't hijack the shuttle

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the queen just said fuck this shit and ended the round on a stalemate cause the hijack would have probably been as much of a hell for everyone as this round was for the marines

carmine sonnet Jun 5, 2024, 12:14 PM

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if i was the head, id say full send

subtle gazelle Jun 5, 2024, 12:23 PM

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it was hell for both sides

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like GODDAMN man

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mainly because marines were spineless

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and wouldnt capitalize on losses we would suffer

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from all the bombardments by close air support

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like THEY HAD STIMS MAN,COMBAT DRUGS N ALLAT SHIT YOU KNOW

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OUR STUNS WOULDNT HAVE DONE SHIT

subtle gazelle Jun 5, 2024, 1:27 PM

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@carmine sonnet

fighting off xenos to recover my squad marine
i get downed because lurkers with their fucking pounce+targeting head into crippling strike
i get dragged back to my squad
revived
some mf has nabbed my gun
so i basically have no gun now,no flare pouches to brighten the path cause i used the second pouch slot for shotty shell pouch and other for meds
i grab one same as mine minus the attachments and go back into the fire
get got a few times after killing a few xenos
get brought back and some bravoid makes a your mom joke at me and then i just pick him up and throw him against a wall
go back to frontlines and get got 3rd time and am back at medbay now

carmine sonnet Jun 5, 2024, 1:28 PM

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you get a membership card on your fifth visit

subtle gazelle Jun 5, 2024, 1:29 PM

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brother at this point charlie medics deserve a fucking raise for keeping me alive for this long

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oh shit i got brain damage too

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AND internal bleeding

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@carmine sonnet i paradropped IN MIDDLE OF A WARZONE WITH ME SMG

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AND GOT BOMBED INSTANTLY

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BY CLOSE AIR SUPPORT

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DELTA GRINDSET

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LIVE DIE REPEAT I AM BEING REVIVED AGAIN

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I DIED AGAIN HERE I GO AGAIN

carmine sonnet Jun 5, 2024, 1:56 PM

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live die repeat

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https://tenor.com/view/bladerunner2049-test-gif-18268638

Tenor

subtle gazelle Jun 5, 2024, 2:01 PM

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@carmine sonnet the alpha squad medic is flabbergasted by the fact that i survived close air support bombing

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delta marines just too braindead to die

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ok i died my final death

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total death count like 7

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and ive learned ONE or TWO things

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and thats holy shit most marines are spineless or actually braindead

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am the latter because i had suffered shitton of brain damage during this op

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nevermind! eye damage

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scanned my corpses health and i had 22 eye damage

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dont forget to wear your ballistic goggles kids

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ive suffered BOTH brain damage AND eye damage because i decided i wouldnt be wearing helmet NOR goggles

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but instead beret and sunglasses

subtle gazelle Jun 5, 2024, 3:11 PM

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@carmine sonnet

solo pushing the ravager with a smg like a fucking caveman
literally unharmed and grinding through the piece of shit

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queen comes in to save the fucker
is dragging me away
GRENADE BITCH

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LOL I DIED AGAIN AND QUEEN WAS TRYING TO DRAG ME BACK IN AGAIN

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BRUH THIS QUEEN WANTS ME DEAD SOOO BAD

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dude you know the marines are fucking cowards when a guy with just the smg is rushing THE QUEEN,THE PRAETORIAN,WARRIOR ALL WHILE SMARTGUNNERS ARE PULLING SUPPRESSING FIRE ON ALL OF EM

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LIKE GODDAMN GO IN

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YOU GOT A WHOLE SQUAD COVERING YOUR ASS WITH NO CHANCE OF FRIENDLY FIRE

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CUZ SMARTGUNNER GUN DONT GOT FRIENDLY FIRE

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nevermind bros went in after i got downed and killed the queen

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i walked so they could run

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dude if i get my hands on stims one round

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itll be all over

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got facehugged,asked them to put me down because med evac wasnt available

carmine sonnet Jun 5, 2024, 11:02 PM

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subtle gazelle i walked so they could run

lmfao

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inspired courage within your ranks

subtle gazelle Jun 6, 2024, 5:08 AM

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@carmine sonnet just naded the queen and save it for CAS to bomb me

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and ruin our hold

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NEVERMIND QUEEN DIED LOL

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i just ran into 2 praetorians and a warrior xeno

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and got away

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literally point blank infront of the praetorian

subtle gazelle Jun 6, 2024, 5:30 AM

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okay they hijacked the shuttle

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time to go unga with m39 smg one final time

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I DID IT AGAIN

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I JUMPSCARED 3 XENOS BY GOING UNGA WITH THE SMG

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dude if the underbarrel shotgun was smg compatible

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oh my heavens

carmine sonnet Jun 6, 2024, 5:48 AM

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my goodness gracious

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https://tenor.com/view/oh-my-goodness-gracious-gif-25726284

Tenor

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prime xeno reaction to the green marine bumfuck rushing them with a smg shotgun underbarrel

subtle gazelle Jun 6, 2024, 5:49 AM

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i stopped using the rifle just cause of the slowdown

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when you wield it

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smg doesn't have the slowdown but it doesn't have the shotgun attachment

carmine sonnet Jun 6, 2024, 5:50 AM

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ill still take a battle rifle

subtle gazelle Jun 6, 2024, 5:52 AM

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i wonder how predators gonna be in cm14

subtle gazelle Jun 6, 2024, 6:08 AM

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carmine sonnet ill still take a battle rifle

i just use the AP rounds to compensate for the lower damage the smg does

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but i only target higher tier xenos

subtle gazelle Jun 6, 2024, 6:45 AM

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so i dont just tickle them with the damage

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whenever xenos are low they have them acid blood stains appear on their sprite and everytime i encounter them they leave with those cause i just tunnel vision the living fuck out of ravagers and other tier 3 xenos

subtle gazelle Jun 6, 2024, 11:03 AM

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@carmine sonnet

clown shift on wizden
rd making a rage cage in the library
i get thrown in there one time and the fucking RD is using the fire axe
i die
come back for round two after i made myself a pie since chef got fucking gibbed there with a arti crusher after his defeat
he starts attacking a random lawyer and then me
Pie him and steal his axe
bitchmade rd runs away from the rage cage into a portal hes made for the rage cage
i chase and kill him
then cries to me about how i killed him outside the rage cage
apparently one of the engis that helped build it gibbed the lawyer
he was a diona so lawyer,all of service and i are just calling him a bitch and bullying him in the bar

carmine sonnet Jun 6, 2024, 11:05 AM

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the kind of shit rd i get on my shift when im qm

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getting cyberbullied in ss14 is wild though

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thats crazy

subtle gazelle Jun 6, 2024, 11:07 AM

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honestly deserved for that kind of shitter behaviour

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he was even threatening me 'if you dont get me back the axe ill call cap'

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WAH WAH WAH AM GONNA TELL ON YOU

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bitch gibbed the chef with a arti crusher

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sec were dogwater this shift

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like jsut because he's a head,he's not immune to the fucking law

carmine sonnet Jun 6, 2024, 11:09 AM

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subtle gazelle he was even threatening me 'if you dont get me back the axe ill call cap'

blud thinks hes on salamander

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i got ahelped once for pointing a laser turret outside security doors with people purposefully blocking it on salamander

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i was ce

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cargo like got sec the mats and sec asked me to build it

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shouldve set that microwave laser to 1000% output

subtle gazelle Jun 6, 2024, 11:10 AM

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that rd will get it next time am a syndie

carmine sonnet Jun 6, 2024, 11:11 AM

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blud got the face, the fit and the name

subtle gazelle Jun 6, 2024, 11:11 AM

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gonna hit him with the bomba

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even if it doesnt gib itll fucking crit him atleast lol

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if he IS rd of course

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if not hes just dead

carmine sonnet Jun 6, 2024, 11:13 AM

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you should record it and send it here

subtle gazelle Jun 6, 2024, 11:16 AM

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@carmine sonnet they should add the crab-17 phone from tgstation one day

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but with how money works rn its just gonna be a fuck you tool to cargo

carmine sonnet Jun 6, 2024, 12:35 PM

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fuck is that thing

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the headcrab?

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hell naw

subtle gazelle Jun 6, 2024, 1:24 PM

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carmine sonnet fuck is that thing

its a phone which lets you literally call the bogdanoffs

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and after he goes and loudly announces 'dump eet' after the phone call the money slowly gets drained from everyone elses bank accounts and gets added into your account

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you can basically make everyones life living hell on the station without having to set off a bomb or fire a even single bullet at all,as long as you build a lathe somewhere in maints and just print shit,since lathes mat storage are all linked to the ore redemption machine afaik

carmine sonnet Jun 6, 2024, 11:19 PM

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the stock market crash depression on a hotline

carmine sonnet Jun 8, 2024, 9:27 AM

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just trained a new atmos tech how to make trit, frezon, clf fire extinguisher and maxcaps

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too bad the lone did the ops

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that mf is a bonafide Hayle Nough student now

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got all the tools he need for his atmosian career

subtle gazelle Jun 8, 2024, 11:35 AM

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@carmine sonnet seccies arrested the clown (me) and i hit them with the 'my uncle works at cybersun,you'll regret this'

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i havent rolled a single syndie round today

subtle gazelle Jun 8, 2024, 1:16 PM

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they actually integrated space law into lrp doe

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dats crazy

subtle gazelle Jun 8, 2024, 8:46 PM

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@carmine sonnet i have not gotten a single syndie round today

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its joever

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please gods add changelings or heretics

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because if the game wont let me cook as a syndie atleast let me cook as SOMETHING ELSE MAN

carmine sonnet Jun 9, 2024, 5:52 AM

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newmed first

subtle gazelle Jun 9, 2024, 9:36 AM

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@carmine sonnet first round as salv in a while

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war ops

carmine sonnet Jun 9, 2024, 9:37 AM

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lol

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i had a round

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i was caught

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but talked my way out

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it was my first round as sleeper

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and sleepers dont show up in end round lololol

subtle gazelle Jun 9, 2024, 9:37 AM

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smooth criminal moment,i had to shotgun the fucking commander

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with a esword

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DID NOT GO WELL

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man commander armor is already good as fuck but then add the fucken reflect chance on esword

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its nasty

subtle gazelle Jun 9, 2024, 9:39 AM

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carmine sonnet and sleepers dont show up in end round lololol

yeah i feel like thats a oversight,gotta fix that i WANT PEOPLE TO SEE MY SLEEPER GREENTEXTS RAAAAH

carmine sonnet Jun 9, 2024, 9:40 AM

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nah hell naw

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maybe if its only shown to fellow sleepers

subtle gazelle Jun 9, 2024, 2:02 PM

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@carmine sonnet rd got fucking assassinated and gibbed while i was in sci department

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didnt even get to borg the fucker they took the brain

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secoffs actually caught who done the deed though surprisingly

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or one of them atleast

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sci is full of snakes today bruh

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i fucking cant

carmine sonnet Jun 9, 2024, 2:04 PM

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im in

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lizard

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rn

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lol

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last shift

subtle gazelle Jun 9, 2024, 2:05 PM

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bro ive never been on lizard ive been hearing bad shit bout it

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plus my ping would prob be unbearable there for me

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but like this sci shift me and other sci bro who wasnt a fucking snake almost ashed

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i FUCKING HUNGER FOR A ANTAG ROUND,I WANT KILL OBJECTIVES+DIE A GLORIOUS DEATH NOW!

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i want to just evaporate people off the face of the station and die in the process goddamn it!!!

subtle gazelle Jun 9, 2024, 2:25 PM

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@carmine sonnet a fucking clown defused a syndie bomb last round as cargo bruh

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whole department was finna go boom,QM was like there's no bomb what you talking about DESPITE beeping being fucking audible,then clown came in clutch

carmine sonnet Jun 9, 2024, 2:33 PM

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subtle gazelle <@257476412213035008> a fucking clown defused a syndie bomb last round as cargo ...

i spectated a clown doing that too lol

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blud came out maints with a stun stick

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knocks out bloodred and ties them up

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brodie was fuming

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“i thought the suit would negate stun damage” headass

subtle gazelle Jun 9, 2024, 4:51 PM

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carmine sonnet “i thought the suit would negate stun damage” headass

COLONIAL MARINES 14 FIRST PLAYTEST TODAY

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INCOMING

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IN 10 MINUTES

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direct connect is gonan be the only way to join

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game.cm-ss14.com

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AM GOING IN DELTA

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OH MY GOD MAN CM14 SERVER IS JUST SIR YES SIR OORAH GIF

subtle gazelle Jun 9, 2024, 6:24 PM

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@carmine sonnet SOOO...ITS NOT GOING VERY WELL THE PLAYTEST

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RUSKI CM14 MOFOS DDOSSING THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF THE SERVER

subtle gazelle Jun 10, 2024, 12:40 AM

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@carmine sonnet man it feels so empty compared to the og rn

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like we don't got close air support,smartgunners,allat shit

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but its the first playtest so i can forgive em

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honestly i hope it gets enough hype that it has to get a eu server

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cuz playing runner on 150+ ping fucked me up

carmine sonnet Jun 10, 2024, 12:47 AM

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oh shit cm14???

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gonna fuckin join

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how do vehicles even work

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i get how shuttles work

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but how they gonna fly

subtle gazelle Jun 10, 2024, 12:52 AM

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carmine sonnet gonna fuckin join

YEAH GOOD LUCK BUDDY

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ITS FUCKING FULL

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255 PLAYERS

subtle gazelle Jun 10, 2024, 12:52 AM

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carmine sonnet how do vehicles even work

its same as cm13,you just kinda get transported automatically between locations rn

carmine sonnet Jun 10, 2024, 12:53 AM

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cant wait to be a pilot

subtle gazelle Jun 10, 2024, 12:53 AM

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for first playtest it works ig,but anyway,no tier 3 xenos yet I WOULD HAVE FUCKIN LOVED IF THERE WERE

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tier 3 xenos are like the first thing upcoming on the roadmap

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and then smartgunners

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rn cuz there's no close air support xenos are just spamming walls and doors

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and basically dont get punished for it

carmine sonnet Jun 10, 2024, 12:55 AM

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i wish ss14 gets popular so it gets traction with development but at the same time i want to gatekeep it to keep out the oxygen thiefs from playing in the servers

subtle gazelle Jun 10, 2024, 12:56 AM

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carmine sonnet i wish ss14 gets popular so it gets traction with development but at the same ti...

pc gaming show had the fucking ss14 trailer drop cuh

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the tide is coming

carmine sonnet Jun 10, 2024, 12:58 AM

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all im saying

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im only playing atmos technician

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fuck allat

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im making maxcap first thing

subtle gazelle Jun 10, 2024, 1:00 AM

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i dunno whether or not should i feel bad if i get one of the poor souls that arrive from the tide

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as my target

carmine sonnet Jun 10, 2024, 1:03 AM

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no remorse on my end

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my targets wont see the end of their day

subtle gazelle Jun 10, 2024, 1:07 AM

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carmine sonnet no remorse on my end

honestly if they gonna be a dick they'll get it no questions asked

carmine sonnet Jun 10, 2024, 11:40 AM

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servers are down

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its so over

subtle gazelle Jun 10, 2024, 11:49 AM

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its never been more joever than it has been now

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@carmine sonnet i literally had to go to delta and i dont got syndie playtime on there

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it is sad

carmine sonnet Jun 10, 2024, 11:51 AM

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shits so bad youre in delta rn

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man fuck delta

subtle gazelle Jun 10, 2024, 11:52 AM

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you NEVER see me on delta

carmine sonnet Jun 10, 2024, 11:52 AM

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i hate that shit when i roll psychic

subtle gazelle Jun 10, 2024, 11:52 AM

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IF YOU SEE ME ON DELTA

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FEEL FREE TO KILL ME

carmine sonnet Jun 10, 2024, 11:52 AM

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literal opression

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lol

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ill get fucking banned my guy

subtle gazelle Jun 10, 2024, 11:52 AM

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BETTER YET ILL DO IT MYSELF

carmine sonnet Jun 10, 2024, 11:52 AM

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i just got the bare minimum hours in delta and fucked off

subtle gazelle Jun 10, 2024, 11:53 AM

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if i even manage to roll syndie on there

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like ever

carmine sonnet Jun 10, 2024, 11:53 AM

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mrp has so many players with a stick up they ass

subtle gazelle Jun 10, 2024, 11:54 AM

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thats what the minibomb+c4 is for ziiirrr

carmine sonnet Jun 10, 2024, 11:54 AM

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“LOOC: but thats antag. antag behavior. nooo dont do that even as a joke :(”

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never have i ever wanted to become a genuine domestic terrorist ill tell you what

subtle gazelle Jun 10, 2024, 11:55 AM

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atmosian struggles

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of wanting to maxcap the station

carmine sonnet Jun 10, 2024, 11:55 AM

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mfs ahelp you for the smallest, minute, insignificant reasons

subtle gazelle Jun 10, 2024, 11:55 AM

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i wonder if sec are gonna be competent though like AT ALL

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thats what am curious about

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i went on vulture and only reason i got caught is because i wanted to do more rp-ish sorta approach to my method by acting out i was delivering mail to my target

carmine sonnet Jun 10, 2024, 11:57 AM

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i either rp as a newbie staff member or an old man

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when im antag

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“you fucked up, you shouldve killed me”

subtle gazelle Jun 10, 2024, 11:57 AM

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i am cybersun's weakest mailman

carmine sonnet Jun 10, 2024, 12:19 PM

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@subtle gazelle what are these other playtests

subtle gazelle Jun 10, 2024, 12:20 PM

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harmony is liltenheads server

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idk bout the other ones

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besides cm14 ofc,i did hear about axolotl yesterday

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but still no idea what it is

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ekrixi i think is that one server that was focused on shuttle pvp?

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yeah it is

carmine sonnet Jun 10, 2024, 12:22 PM

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the hells cd

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cyberpunk 2077 server?

subtle gazelle Jun 10, 2024, 12:23 PM

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yeah idk that either

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also another cm14 playtest isnt too far away the main dude behind the whole server told me

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no ETA but not too long he said

carmine sonnet Jun 10, 2024, 12:24 PM

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“newmed!1!1!1!!1”

subtle gazelle Jun 10, 2024, 12:24 PM

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only surgery rn in cm14 is the larva removal

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they're adding more after tier 3's and smartgunners n shit like that gets added

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man the boiler xenos are gonna be fucking NASTY

carmine sonnet Jun 10, 2024, 12:26 PM

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you can remove larva?

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i wonder if you can implant larva as a human

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a little bit of trolling

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does getting chestbursted destroy your brain?

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we borg em

subtle gazelle Jun 10, 2024, 12:29 PM

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carmine sonnet does getting chestbursted destroy your brain?

you do become unrevivable but it wouldnt make sense for it to destroy the brain

carmine sonnet Jun 10, 2024, 1:07 PM

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never gonna forget a cogni’d hammy running around telling people hell naw when it gets asked something it doesnt wanna do

subtle gazelle Jun 10, 2024, 5:44 PM

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@carmine sonnet joined some server that piped up since wizden was down that had some new players and uh

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MAN it was selfantag shitfest cuz server was very new and nobody had time unlocked for command

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and admin removes timelock for that shit,me and another guy are antags,we fucking assassinate clueless newbie cap and get AA and disk,find HoS cooking up a maxcap while speaking in russian

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bomb him since hes my target

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he survives and i just gun him down

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throw him out into space

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then throw down a syndie bomb in center of the station and call evac

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ALL CAUSE TIMELOCK WAS REMOVED A FUCKING HOS WAS WALKING AROUND MAKING A MAXCAP

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A RUSSIAN HOS

subtle gazelle Jun 11, 2024, 12:10 AM

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@carmine sonnet bro so many new players and only time i got syndie today was as clown and i had to keep two dipshits alive

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and one of them lived so was all good

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I DIDNT GET TO BLOW UP A NEW PLAYER WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

carmine sonnet Jun 11, 2024, 12:19 AM

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what server is that atrocity

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i remember being a new player

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and i was playing sec cadet

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some mfer told me there was something in maints and he slipped me and gibbed me after handcuffing me

subtle gazelle Jun 11, 2024, 12:21 AM

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carmine sonnet what server is that atrocity

its dead rn lol last time i was there i just told new player to go miros or vulture or some shit

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i would not throw a new player into leviathan or lizard bruh

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am not THAT evil

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i would just bomb them

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also bro i literally witnessed a whole team of interns learning science that shift as the syndie clown lol

carmine sonnet Jun 11, 2024, 1:30 AM

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i never say that im experienced in shifts

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i aint tryna train newbies

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im here to make a maxcap, now move, trit aint gonna burn itself

carmine sonnet Jun 11, 2024, 1:12 PM

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atmos is so chill

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fellow atmosian just said ok after i asked for a plasma canister for maxcaps

subtle gazelle Jun 11, 2024, 6:35 PM

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@carmine sonnet went to that new player server as salv and i heard that dragon spawned in medbay

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qm buys guns
i walk in to medbay with shotty and just fucking clipdump the fucker after qm trickled its health down a bit
interns MOSTLY survive

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when sec fails,cargonia is always there to fill in the gap

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cant wait to play engi there before rolling syndie and unleashing THE INNER MAILMAN I STRIVE TO BE

subtle gazelle Jun 12, 2024, 7:11 PM

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@carmine sonnet the poor botanist didnt even know what happened

subtle gazelle Jun 13, 2024, 12:04 AM

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@carmine sonnet a mime syndie tried to kill me (a roided up salv)

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a edagger vs a survival knife

carmine sonnet Jun 13, 2024, 12:18 AM

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survival knife wins

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cause you have salv suit

subtle gazelle Jun 13, 2024, 12:57 AM

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i had mining hardsuit

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so BASICALLY BLOODRED

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uhhh is it the same stats...i dunno should be similar

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anyway like,the poor guy had web vest too @carmine sonnet

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i didnt notice it until he got detained lol

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that shift i also solo'd a space dragon with just a pka

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straight up walked into it on exped

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and i was like its so joever...until i realized i had my juke shoes on

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also my salvoid buddy was a newbie that didnt know pacifist trait straight up removes most of your combat options lol

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(you can still use stunbatons and other loopholes)

carmine sonnet Jun 13, 2024, 1:02 AM

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mf was a thief?

subtle gazelle Jun 13, 2024, 1:03 AM

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no like

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he was a newbie lol and probably picked pacifist

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actually i dunno i didnt look

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properly at who was a thief

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in the post game screen

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i only saw that i was the mime's target

subtle gazelle Jun 13, 2024, 1:05 AM

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carmine sonnet mf was a thief?

i was a salv thief yesterday bro,shits so cancer

carmine sonnet Jun 13, 2024, 1:06 AM

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so true

subtle gazelle Jun 13, 2024, 1:06 AM

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like i had a carp just fucking fly into my shuttle and only way i could combat it is drag it out of the fucking shutter door thing

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so it could leave my fucken shuttle

subtle gazelle Jun 13, 2024, 7:05 AM

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@carmine sonnet was on a exped and witnessed the newbie salv get mauled to death by 2 xenos

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well not death more like crit

carmine sonnet Jun 13, 2024, 7:06 AM

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they gotta learn somehow man

subtle gazelle Jun 13, 2024, 7:07 AM

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he admitted that it was his first ever combat encounter in the game afterwards

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and all he did beforehand was beat up mice

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not meant to be speciest but average lizard i guess??

subtle gazelle Jun 13, 2024, 1:32 PM

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@carmine sonnet my fellow salvager died,i fulton'd back the crate with his corpse,they didnt check the fucking crate and he rotted,partially my fault but maybe cargo should fucking check the crates salv sends

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atleast some prick engi threw his pAI into space only for it to land inside of my shuttle and kept me company on expeds

carmine sonnet Jun 13, 2024, 1:34 PM

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cargo technicians are too busy eating banananium man

subtle gazelle Jun 13, 2024, 1:36 PM

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i didnt wanna waste exped

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so i just fulton'd him back

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it wasn't exactly a waste,i got ammo techfabs

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but MAN when i got back and heard that they didnt bring him to med i fucking lost it

carmine sonnet Jun 13, 2024, 1:53 PM

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i wouldve aired out the entire cargo staff

subtle gazelle Jun 13, 2024, 3:22 PM

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like come on man,why do you NOT DO YOUR JOB,ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS CHECK WHAT MY CRATE HAS MAN,IT COULD BE MATS YOU NEED,IT COULD BE RESEARCH POINT DISKS

carmine sonnet Jun 13, 2024, 10:20 PM

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feature freeze is over

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newmed?

subtle gazelle Jun 14, 2024, 11:48 AM

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@carmine sonnet man i wish tgstation some day gets ported over to ss14,cuz brother salv is straight up just being a contra goblin meanwhile shaft mining you literally kill eldritch abominations for your loot

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plus come on being able to bring a ash drake to the station like a pet is cool

carmine sonnet Jun 14, 2024, 11:49 AM

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whats tgstation about

subtle gazelle Jun 14, 2024, 11:50 AM

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its basically more modernized ss13

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goonstation is the classic ss13

carmine sonnet Jun 14, 2024, 1:41 PM

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ah

subtle gazelle Jun 14, 2024, 9:25 PM

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@carmine sonnet there was a admeme on the new player server...

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A FUCKING CULT

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all of salv and cargo including me got converted

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the fucking admeme that was the head cultist straight up brings the occult armory through a ritual

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and like we have a big fucking fight with security at cargo bay

carmine sonnet Jun 15, 2024, 6:44 AM

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wth is occult armory

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used needles and lsd?

carmine sonnet Jun 15, 2024, 9:09 AM

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i love mrp now

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i found the solution

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alcoholism

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i played a dwarf rd

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and i took all the rum

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there was a loneop, i let loose a sentient artie, headed to sec, got akimbo laser rifles and pissdrunk on rum, nukie was dead cause of arti, we defuse nuke, haul dead people to medical, then people died at medical because of the sentient arti

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i took out my wrench and bolted down the artifact, people starting kicking the shit out of the phallus shape statue

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i run to sec cause thats where the container was before, it was gone so i had to run to sci, an fire bomb anomaly spawns next to medical, we detain the artefact and then evac game

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came

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not before someone apparently faxed centcomm and there was refugees coming to the fucked up station

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oh and our first captain got demoted by head vote because he gave a clown all access and the nuke disk

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honestly, as cap id just give the clown the retro laser pistol and the nuke disk and say have fun man

subtle gazelle Jun 15, 2024, 11:41 AM

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carmine sonnet used needles and lsd?

swords,armor n shit imbued with some cursed fucken runes idfk

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and magic spells

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but this was a admeme and since there isnt even a speck of cult in ss14 yet besides narsie being a spawnable mob

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it was just reskinned revs that was pain in the ass for admin to do

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also MAN i just had a salvage round on grasshopper new player server where i WAS FUCKING READY to kill syndie cargo techs and salv (even if it meant breaking the salv code) cuz they tried killing a newbie cargo tech

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but i came back to all of them arrested surprisingly

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I HAD STIMS

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I HAD CRUSHER AND A DREAM.

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AND A ENFORCER

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I WAS READY FOR MURDER MAN

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salvoid running at you while on stims with a fucking crusher is some schizo shit

carmine sonnet Jun 15, 2024, 11:57 AM

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am i even allowed to join the grasshopper server

subtle gazelle Jun 15, 2024, 12:21 PM

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carmine sonnet am i even allowed to join the grasshopper server

man i fucking lost it when i saw engis not able to work singulo properly

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(i had a mf drag out the pa computer)

carmine sonnet Jun 15, 2024, 12:22 PM

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whats the grasshopper server

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ill try one shift as a head

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and no i am not locking in captain

subtle gazelle Jun 15, 2024, 12:22 PM

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carmine sonnet whats the grasshopper server

its just a wizden server lol

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ive been playing as salv there

carmine sonnet Jun 15, 2024, 12:23 PM

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oh what the fuck

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yeah im good with that

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put like 250 hours as a limit then they can join the normal servers

subtle gazelle Jun 15, 2024, 12:25 PM

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ive been teaching new salvs and cargonians mostly

carmine sonnet Jun 15, 2024, 12:32 PM

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come back to the main server bruh

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we need your acts of terrorisms

subtle gazelle Jun 15, 2024, 12:34 PM

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carmine sonnet we need your acts of terrorisms

i literally just commited acts of terrorism just a shift or two ago on grasshopper

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like two acts mind you

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AS A ENGI TOO.

carmine sonnet Jun 15, 2024, 12:34 PM

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clueless mfs

subtle gazelle Jun 15, 2024, 12:35 PM

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nah like i bombed hoppy

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heads are mostly competent

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but the interns and shi?

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he hell naw

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new syndies are the funny shit though

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we had some fucking goated hos show up that is just god at space ninja and allat shit

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and straight up detains most of em

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though i was a clown that round and he told me he would chokeslam my dead body for no fucking reason

carmine sonnet Jun 15, 2024, 1:02 PM

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they got playable humanoid stuff on ghost roles now

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thank fuck

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travelling chef and space clown

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i love the additionsp

subtle gazelle Jun 15, 2024, 1:23 PM

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carmine sonnet travelling chef and space clown

theres syndie disaster victims aswell

carmine sonnet Jun 15, 2024, 1:23 PM

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refugees?

subtle gazelle Jun 15, 2024, 1:24 PM

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yeah basically

carmine sonnet Jun 15, 2024, 1:26 PM

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saw a refugee vessel moving on the evac shuttle and we launched lmfao

subtle gazelle Jun 15, 2024, 2:00 PM

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@carmine sonnet playing as a nukie commander on grasshopper straight up making me lose like 10 years of life man

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2 fucking newkies that split up from us and then complain about being berated

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like brother am not berating you,you just didnt follow me your fucking commander where we were supposed TO FUCKING HIT

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ME AND AGENT ALONE HIT CARGO WHILE YOU WERE OFF JACKING OFF SOMEWHERE IN SPACE

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I NEED SOME PEAK LEVEL FELLOW TERRORISTS MAN.

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ingame terrorists of course

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erm

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then the reinforcement i entrusted with china lake ff's me

carmine sonnet Jun 15, 2024, 2:56 PM

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tell them to go back to genshin

carmine sonnet Jun 16, 2024, 4:54 AM

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server name on the browser is literally called farm grasshopper server

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lmfao

carmine sonnet Jun 16, 2024, 10:07 AM

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@subtle gazelle quicktime how do i use thieving gloves

subtle gazelle Jun 16, 2024, 2:36 PM

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carmine sonnet <@594059133716791296> quicktime how do i use thieving gloves

they just regular gloves bro,its just that

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they dont see the bar and message above their head

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also i just had a fucking baller nukie round

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i was a reinforcement and team had no plan

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we hit cargo,kill hop,i see cap ON FUCKING SIGHT I JUST RUN AFTER HIM

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and kill him

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IF I SEE CAP FRONTLINING

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https://tenor.com/view/goku-prowler-stare-meme-angry-gif-14312537171363175004

Tenor

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he gonna get it

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I AINT TITLED THE CHEF AS A NUKIE FOR NOTHING

carmine sonnet Jun 16, 2024, 2:43 PM

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i want to fucking play cm14 instead allthis

subtle gazelle Jun 16, 2024, 2:55 PM

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carmine sonnet i want to fucking play cm14 instead allthis

3 hours and next playtest is here

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ah shit cant send invite link here

carmine sonnet Jun 16, 2024, 2:56 PM

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i have 298 hours on wizden now

subtle gazelle Jun 16, 2024, 2:57 PM

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i feel bad for the newbies that i may or may not have massacred that nukie round

carmine sonnet Jun 16, 2024, 2:58 PM

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bro get out of grasshopper server

subtle gazelle Jun 16, 2024, 2:58 PM

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bro i didnt ask for this round

carmine sonnet Jun 16, 2024, 2:58 PM

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that shit is super senior activities

subtle gazelle Jun 16, 2024, 2:58 PM

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nawwwww not super senior gojo 💀

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anyway

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oh shit thats a actual term

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lmfao

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thought it was just a name given to the fucken meme

subtle gazelle Jun 16, 2024, 2:59 PM

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carmine sonnet i want to fucking play cm14 instead allthis

you want invite to their server

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cm14 server

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btw the only reason i play on grasshopper

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is solo salv

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barely anyone plays salv on there

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and if they are its like experienced salvoids

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i barely get to interact with the newbies as a mentor besides cargo techs

carmine sonnet Jun 16, 2024, 3:04 PM

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subtle gazelle you want invite to their server

sure

carmine sonnet Jun 16, 2024, 3:19 PM

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im using m4ra

subtle gazelle Jun 16, 2024, 3:19 PM

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that shit kinda eh

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how do i say

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do they got attachments yet

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cuz like in cm13 m4ra could have like a smartscope attachment that you would be able to shoot through marines with and hit xenos

carmine sonnet Jun 16, 2024, 3:22 PM

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the fuck lol

subtle gazelle Jun 16, 2024, 3:22 PM

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yeah it was a anti friendly fire thing rlly

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smartgunners machine gun has that built in

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if they dont got attachments well

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idk then,cuz i only ever saw pulse rifles and smgs

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on the frontlines

subtle gazelle Jun 16, 2024, 6:06 PM

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@carmine sonnet bruh back on levi and qm following us to exped like he space osha over safety or some shit

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in reality he wanted to do the fucking dungeon

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IF YOU WANT TO DO SALV,FUCKING QUEUE AS SALV

subtle gazelle Jun 16, 2024, 11:54 PM

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@carmine sonnet first round back on levi as nukie commander

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and its a W

carmine sonnet Jun 17, 2024, 2:21 AM

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damn nice

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https://youtu.be/UH8xSq7t5yo?si=HcVHA_yceSM1HXuV

YouTube

Liltenhead

SS14 - Update Vlog - 74 - (Meteor Swarm Revamp, Pipe Stacking Remov...

The content freeze is over, and there were a number of notable PRs merged during the freeze and shortly after. Meteor swarms are now much more deadly and can breach through many layers of walls. Pipe stacking was removed, changing the way Atmos has to do pretty much everything. Many combat QoL additions were added, such as wielding autodropping ...

▶ Play video

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what in the fuck

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22minutes

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ame got readjusted to normal output

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which makes sense since we have the grasshopper server

subtle gazelle Jun 17, 2024, 5:47 AM

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carmine sonnet ame got readjusted to normal output

as in busted to shit again or

carmine sonnet Jun 17, 2024, 5:47 AM

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normal

subtle gazelle Jun 17, 2024, 5:48 AM

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ah yeah,when i was on grasshopper engis were having trouble all the time lol

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also taht nukie commander round atmosians almost got us

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like last minute

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but the agent IN A FUCKING JUGSUIT came in clutch and got me up

subtle gazelle Jun 17, 2024, 10:28 PM

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captain straight up armed my crackhead salvager ass with a shotgun second nukies hit

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i point blanked the fucker lmfao

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it was a loneop

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with reinforcement

carmine sonnet Jun 17, 2024, 10:29 PM

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aye bruh you dont faceblast the cap with bloodreds

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the bro code

subtle gazelle Jun 17, 2024, 10:29 PM

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not the captain bro

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the bloodred

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i faceblasted the bloodred

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second the fuckers pulled up to sec

carmine sonnet Jun 17, 2024, 10:30 PM

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oh

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i thought the cap handed you a kammerer and you shot him in the face immediately

subtle gazelle Jun 17, 2024, 10:30 PM

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'THAT SALVAGER,THAT SALVAGER GOT ME MAN'

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am quoting that shit

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everyone in the room besides hos was dead

carmine sonnet Jun 17, 2024, 10:31 PM

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lrp sucks being command but people are good in combat, mrp is good being command but people are bad in combat

subtle gazelle Jun 17, 2024, 10:31 PM

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the loneop and the hos were straight up having a faceoff where their guns went click click click LMFAO

carmine sonnet Jun 17, 2024, 10:31 PM

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had a greytider go, hey man im just an employee, dont expect the navy seals

subtle gazelle Jun 17, 2024, 10:32 PM

#

carmine sonnet had a greytider go, hey man im just an employee, dont expect the navy seals

if youre not navy seals as a tider are you really a tider

carmine sonnet Jun 17, 2024, 10:32 PM

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i was a cmo with no weapons, straight up bum fucked rushed the loneop with my fists

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and the mfs went in one by one

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fuck mrp

subtle gazelle Jun 17, 2024, 10:33 PM

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ive seen a single tider disarm a secoff with a fucking water bottle

carmine sonnet Jun 17, 2024, 10:33 PM

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them mfs got to be culled by natural selection

carmine sonnet Jun 17, 2024, 10:33 PM

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subtle gazelle ive seen a single tider disarm a secoff with a fucking water bottle

ive had two occasions of a clown tying up a nukie and disarming the nuke

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with less than 3 seconds left to detonation

subtle gazelle Jun 17, 2024, 10:34 PM

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ive seen a clown pie a jugsuit nukie

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and take his l6

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and run away with it

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cuz you know clowns cant use guns

carmine sonnet Jun 17, 2024, 10:35 PM

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based

subtle gazelle Jun 17, 2024, 10:35 PM

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i remember me and a musician once straight up murdered a commander

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musician pulled up with a fucking pie dude

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straight up ambushed the poor guy from around the corner as he was approaching with esword

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as i was looting a dead secoff as a engi

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cuz i needed the stunbaton man,and like he gets pied,musician grabs esword and i run at him with the fucking stunbaton and we give him a beating of a lifetime

carmine sonnet Jun 17, 2024, 10:37 PM

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my favorite thing with an esword is standing still and walking down a nukie

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like “you fucked up, shouldve never let me have this”

subtle gazelle Jun 17, 2024, 10:38 PM

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if i had stims that round where that cap handed me the shotty

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my god...

carmine sonnet Jun 17, 2024, 10:39 PM

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oh man, and my last shift the day before, the engineering department struggled with electricity

subtle gazelle Jun 17, 2024, 10:39 PM

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dude salvage changed me for worse i cant GO A SINGLE ROUND WITHOUT STIMS

carmine sonnet Jun 17, 2024, 10:39 PM

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like 30 minutes, there was no electricity and atmos went down

#

it was so shit

subtle gazelle Jun 17, 2024, 10:39 PM

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they nerfed the fuck out of engi

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its not even the ame

carmine sonnet Jun 17, 2024, 10:40 PM

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felt like i was in grasshopper server

subtle gazelle Jun 17, 2024, 10:40 PM

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thats the problem

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like there were singulo nerfs,then there were those fucking meteors

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THOSE FUCKING METEORS MAN

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THEY SHOULD BE REMOVED

carmine sonnet Jun 17, 2024, 10:40 PM

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mfs couldnt figure out how to setup ame, and the one engineering cant setup singulo without power, and still managed to kill the singulo

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yeah the meteors need to be turned down

subtle gazelle Jun 17, 2024, 10:41 PM

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bro it hit grav once

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wallahi i was asking ward to put me down

carmine sonnet Jun 17, 2024, 10:41 PM

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meteors transform the maint halls into prime real estate

subtle gazelle Jun 17, 2024, 10:41 PM

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that engineering shift was insufferable

carmine sonnet Jun 17, 2024, 10:41 PM

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yeah im getting off engineering for now lol

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meteors are cracked

subtle gazelle Jun 17, 2024, 10:42 PM

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yeah same man i aint touchign engineering until meteors get fixed

carmine sonnet Jun 17, 2024, 10:42 PM

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im just playing other departments to get the senior stuff

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i need 1k minutes on sec and med

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i am not touching science

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fuck allat

subtle gazelle Jun 17, 2024, 10:42 PM

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unless you sit at the power monitor looking for spacings 24/7 and reporting em

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its not gonna be easy to deal with,even then you still gotta walk there with your fucking heavy suit

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and yeah science fucking sucks ass

#

i hate that shit

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surely this alien hell rock wont fucking explode for 4th time in a row

#

it does

#

SURELY THIS ALIEN HELL ROCK WONT SPAWN A SINGULARITY

carmine sonnet Jun 17, 2024, 10:44 PM

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ive never had arties blow up on me

subtle gazelle Jun 17, 2024, 10:44 PM

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ive seen artis

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spawn singularity

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twice

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and tesla like 3 times

carmine sonnet Jun 17, 2024, 10:44 PM

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i only get the annoying ones, like shaking and phasing through walls

subtle gazelle Jun 17, 2024, 10:45 PM

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then theres oens that spawn trit

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very nice..

carmine sonnet Jun 17, 2024, 10:45 PM

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speaking of blowing up, i had a med shift when someone was sabotaging all of med equipment

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i tried defibbing a dead guy and blew up on me and i just continued treating my patient

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didnt even know i was being sabotaged

subtle gazelle Jun 17, 2024, 10:45 PM

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oh

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the plasma

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battery incident

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i rarely see those

carmine sonnet Jun 17, 2024, 10:46 PM

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plasma battery?

subtle gazelle Jun 17, 2024, 10:46 PM

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yeah you can inject plasma into power cells

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so lets say you use a plasma injected power cell into a flashlight and turn it on

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youll just explode

carmine sonnet Jun 17, 2024, 10:46 PM

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https://tenor.com/view/close-up-dont-care-idc-who-cares-gif-14101294

Tenor

#

i just walked it off

subtle gazelle Jun 17, 2024, 10:47 PM

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real...

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i had one round as barkeep where someone did that to me

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with a lantern

carmine sonnet Jun 17, 2024, 10:47 PM

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i got like a robust hidden buff

subtle gazelle Jun 17, 2024, 10:47 PM

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i didnt even die it just destroyed my dispensers

carmine sonnet Jun 17, 2024, 10:47 PM

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you got the robust hidden buff too

#

commit enough warcrimes and cybersun injects you with robust nanoimplants

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that or nanotrasen bans your ass

subtle gazelle Jun 17, 2024, 10:48 PM

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me a mime when i stop my target and write them 'i am so sorry for what am about to do' and they go 'what?'

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box of bombs

carmine sonnet Jun 17, 2024, 10:49 PM

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looks inside

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explosives

subtle gazelle Jun 17, 2024, 10:49 PM

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dies

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that was on leviathan like a month ago,pretty sure someone told me it was a newbie aswell,i had like 3 kill targets that round lol

carmine sonnet Jun 17, 2024, 10:50 PM

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i still cant get over how people in mrp are so soft

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but lrp hos shift is ass

#

i made a new character, punished snake but hes a midget thats a lightweight drunk

subtle gazelle Jun 17, 2024, 10:51 PM

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i have yet to go on a mander cuz my ping would be ass (its us west cuh)

carmine sonnet Jun 17, 2024, 10:51 PM

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i get bonus healing from alcohol

subtle gazelle Jun 17, 2024, 10:51 PM

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and am from like literally just below russia

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so my ping is gon be like 200

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at best

carmine sonnet Jun 17, 2024, 10:51 PM

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youre not missing much in mander

subtle gazelle Jun 17, 2024, 10:51 PM

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yeah i know,us east vulture is basically mrp server anyway

carmine sonnet Jun 17, 2024, 10:52 PM

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you cant do the stuff you can in lrp but youd also get banned if youre too good

subtle gazelle Jun 17, 2024, 10:52 PM

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that is

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a reason to get banned to say the least

carmine sonnet Jun 17, 2024, 10:53 PM

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miss me with that metagaming shit

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my brother in christ did you not hear the 5 tiders in comms yelling about a flasher in maints

#

nah brah that shit aint revs

#

mustve been the wind headass

subtle gazelle Jun 17, 2024, 10:53 PM

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oh regarding revs lmfao

#

yesterday there was a funny fucking round alright

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like sec has this robust fucking lawyer on their side,not mindshielded,they think its syndies going full mruder spree

carmine sonnet Jun 17, 2024, 10:54 PM

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LOL

subtle gazelle Jun 17, 2024, 10:54 PM

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and like this lawyer shows up,and hes like straight up asking the headrev the fuck going on

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and he just gets flashed

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and radios over on common 'it aint revs btw'

carmine sonnet Jun 17, 2024, 10:55 PM

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subtle gazelle and he just gets flashed

https://tenor.com/view/vesuvius-baby-baby-ash-gif-2339947883921805569

Tenor

carmine sonnet Jun 17, 2024, 10:55 PM

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subtle gazelle and radios over on common 'it aint revs btw'

can people even do that

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i had a ce shift and we didnt even know it was a revs round because no one tried properly murdering us

subtle gazelle Jun 17, 2024, 10:56 PM

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honestly the station was won over

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by the time he did that

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like all of med was converted

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and some other departments too

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clown straight up stole AA aswell

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and was recalling constantly

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and making stupid jokes over announcements

carmine sonnet Jun 17, 2024, 10:56 PM

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id just arm nuke at that point to see who are the revs

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id order qm to take the nuke on the shuttle and arm it far away

subtle gazelle Jun 17, 2024, 10:57 PM

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bro i saw cap being slaughtered too earlier and i was going full validhunt schizo salv mode

carmine sonnet Jun 17, 2024, 10:57 PM

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then fucking gun down every animal that comes to bridge

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what exactly is validhunting

subtle gazelle Jun 17, 2024, 10:57 PM

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was landing shots left and right on a jani with the cap sword and even threw the knife at the fucker

carmine sonnet Jun 17, 2024, 10:57 PM

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had mfs tweaking over that shit in ooc

subtle gazelle Jun 17, 2024, 10:58 PM

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basically when youre like some random fucking doctor or scientist and you run after the antag anyway despite it not being your job to fucking hunt them lol

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like they arent even bothering your ass and you after em

carmine sonnet Jun 17, 2024, 10:58 PM

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tf

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oh

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id do the same

subtle gazelle Jun 17, 2024, 10:58 PM

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yeah like if youre a tider i get it though

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you dont got shit to do besides break into places anyway

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so if theres a valid you might aswell go after em lol

carmine sonnet Jun 17, 2024, 10:59 PM

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centcomms weakest greytider

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vs salamanders strongest rper

subtle gazelle Jun 17, 2024, 10:59 PM

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so fucking real

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if i were to throw that mf atmosian klim as antag there he would jsut get banned

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cuz that mf nukes half of the station most of the time

carmine sonnet Jun 17, 2024, 11:00 PM

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so true

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im gonna play lrp hos at this point fuck it

subtle gazelle Jun 17, 2024, 11:00 PM

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or just any competent atmosian

carmine sonnet Jun 17, 2024, 11:00 PM

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ill just go, damn thats crazy, over comms

subtle gazelle Jun 17, 2024, 11:00 PM

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seriously,maxcaps are CRAZY man

carmine sonnet Jun 17, 2024, 11:01 PM

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did you make yours good?

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or you seen others make it

subtle gazelle Jun 17, 2024, 11:01 PM

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honestly ive only witnessed em

carmine sonnet Jun 17, 2024, 11:01 PM

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i feel like they nerfed that shit

subtle gazelle Jun 17, 2024, 11:01 PM

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i remember that round on core like yesterday

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where the atmosian straight up fucking nuked the station

carmine sonnet Jun 17, 2024, 11:02 PM

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alr its not nerfed i just gotta be better

subtle gazelle Jun 17, 2024, 11:02 PM

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man imagine throwing a atmosian like that as antag into grasshopepr lmfao

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poor interns

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one moment you have actually well functioning atmos

carmine sonnet Jun 17, 2024, 11:02 PM

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why is oxy tanks exploding???

subtle gazelle Jun 17, 2024, 11:02 PM

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real

carmine sonnet Jun 17, 2024, 11:03 PM

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i feel like in fucking up with caps in some way

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best ive had is room temp oxy, cold trit and hot plasma

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but it wont fit inside the tank

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good thing i screenshoted the mix that a homie atmosian showed me

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his shit blew up big

subtle gazelle Jun 17, 2024, 11:04 PM

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carmine sonnet why is oxy tanks exploding???

command that knows what the fuck is going on:

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https://tenor.com/view/взгляд-2000-ярдов-война-war-soldier-gif-3632617944134077161

Tenor

carmine sonnet Jun 17, 2024, 11:05 PM

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subtle gazelle command that knows what the fuck is going on:

mfs in mrp just ahelp you

subtle gazelle Jun 17, 2024, 11:05 PM

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grr just do your objectives!!!

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mfw my objectives is to keep some moron alive

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and make it to cc

carmine sonnet Jun 17, 2024, 11:06 PM

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subtle gazelle mfw my objectives is to keep some moron alive

the maxcap i throw in their general direction: 🗿

subtle gazelle Jun 17, 2024, 11:06 PM

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bro i straight up feel like nuke disk is same as die a glorious death,that shit is just literally the most cooked objective in the game so far

carmine sonnet Jun 17, 2024, 11:06 PM

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i had that once

subtle gazelle Jun 17, 2024, 11:07 PM

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everytime i get it i literally feel nothing but dread because that means I HAVE TO ASSASSINATE CAP,AND THEN HAVE TO GO AND GET TRACKED FULL 1984 MODE BY HOS

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you know i could be a lil tricky with the tracking part...store the disk in a locker with bombs.

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and remotely detonate it as he finds it

carmine sonnet Jun 17, 2024, 11:08 PM

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let me tell you the first time i tried being terminator, i woke up naked in a escape pod, i loot maints to look like a greytider that got mugged, head to hop and ask for shit and tell im not on the records, i become an atmosian, i head to engineering to do my kill objective of murdering the other atmosian

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EXCEPT

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the moment i touch engineering doors, i get electrocuted and instantly die

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like insta death my brother

subtle gazelle Jun 17, 2024, 11:08 PM

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thats gotta be a bug lol terminators arent that fucking weak

carmine sonnet Jun 17, 2024, 11:08 PM

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some fuckface electrified engineering doors

subtle gazelle Jun 17, 2024, 11:08 PM

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man i never got to play as a terminator,ive been a terminator target as a syndie though

carmine sonnet Jun 17, 2024, 11:09 PM

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i straight up turned into the robot form and fuckin died

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ded

subtle gazelle Jun 17, 2024, 11:09 PM

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i magdump the fucker with a viper and he doesnt go down

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and i realize whats up

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(am cooked)

carmine sonnet Jun 17, 2024, 11:10 PM

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i still straight up fight though

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i am the indomitable human will

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wont mean ill win though

subtle gazelle Jun 17, 2024, 11:11 PM

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i wonder if they will ever fucking bother adding the xeno antag

carmine sonnet Jun 17, 2024, 11:11 PM

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turn a survival shift into cm14

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honestly id prefer xenos over zombies

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i had an admin ask what gamemode we want and i straight up just asked for cm14

subtle gazelle Jun 17, 2024, 11:12 PM

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spawn in billion xenos as a event

carmine sonnet Jun 17, 2024, 11:12 PM

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i either ask for cm14 or train map

subtle gazelle Jun 17, 2024, 11:12 PM

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i didnt get to play the playtest yesterday cuz servers were full like insta

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i did try the first playtest as a runner xeno doe

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and the lag was insane so i couldnt do shit besides run at mach 5 and tackle people

carmine sonnet Jun 17, 2024, 11:13 PM

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they gotta start off with 5 servers at proper playtesting

subtle gazelle Jun 17, 2024, 11:13 PM

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honestly they should also make eu servers

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aswell

carmine sonnet Jun 17, 2024, 11:13 PM

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cm14 will be better than that other science magic server

subtle gazelle Jun 17, 2024, 11:13 PM

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cuz like 200 players INSTANTLY?

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ON JUST A PLAYTEST? brother you gonna need two more servers

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when the playtest phase ends

carmine sonnet Jun 17, 2024, 11:14 PM

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theyre gonna need funding

subtle gazelle Jun 17, 2024, 11:14 PM

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yeah yeah thats like the hard part

carmine sonnet Jun 17, 2024, 11:14 PM

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wizden admins when the cm14 launches 6 other servers

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wizden will be empty

subtle gazelle Jun 17, 2024, 11:15 PM

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50 thousand people used to tide here...now its a ghost town..

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but yeah like cm13 was always consistent with its player count

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so cm14 prob gonna go down the same route

carmine sonnet Jun 17, 2024, 11:15 PM

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everyone becomes a marine

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never smoke no greytider rolled up cig yo, shit got me fucked up, i woke up enlisted and fighting aliens and shit

subtle gazelle Jun 17, 2024, 11:17 PM

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man when they add tier 3 xenos its so over for marines

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ss14 tide will witness the ravagers for the first time

carmine sonnet Jun 17, 2024, 11:17 PM

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give me a battle rifle and ill cook

carmine sonnet Jun 17, 2024, 11:18 PM

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subtle gazelle ss14 tide will witness the ravagers for the first time

youll definitely spot a mrper in cm14

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mfs gonna ask for soymilk in their rations

subtle gazelle Jun 17, 2024, 11:18 PM

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going 'HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THI-ACK'

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dude i just want wizden to add cqc manual or martial arts scroll to the game eventually

carmine sonnet Jun 17, 2024, 11:19 PM

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how does that work

subtle gazelle Jun 17, 2024, 11:19 PM

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basically in ss13 you would be making use of the intent system to do different combos

carmine sonnet Jun 17, 2024, 11:19 PM

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i kinda want to see the intent menu to be implemented in ss14

subtle gazelle Jun 17, 2024, 11:19 PM

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like disarm into harm mode

carmine sonnet Jun 17, 2024, 11:19 PM

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subtle gazelle basically in ss13 you would be making use of the intent system to do different c...

ah shit thats the only role ill play

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is that shit a role exclusive item

subtle gazelle Jun 17, 2024, 11:19 PM

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syndie item yeah

carmine sonnet Jun 17, 2024, 11:19 PM

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aw fuck

subtle gazelle Jun 17, 2024, 11:20 PM

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and nukies get better version of the martial arts scroll

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which is cqc manual

carmine sonnet Jun 17, 2024, 11:20 PM

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i wanna throw hands and shit

subtle gazelle Jun 17, 2024, 11:20 PM

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so yeah you can go big boss as nukie with it

carmine sonnet Jun 17, 2024, 11:20 PM

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is there a sec role for punching people in ss13

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and im not talking about security cadet

subtle gazelle Jun 17, 2024, 11:20 PM

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mfw 2 syndies start throwing hands cuz they both have same objectives

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(the fukken disk)

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idk how it would work with ss14 combat doe

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that shit would prob be wack as hell compared to ss13's version and thats saying something

carmine sonnet Jun 17, 2024, 11:24 PM

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they have to add the fundamental shit first

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i bet we will see the intent system before newmed

carmine sonnet Jun 18, 2024, 12:09 PM

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the next time its warops and i see a motherfucker slip me and steal my shit

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im taking off everything i have on me and gun that fucker with my pistol

subtle gazelle Jun 18, 2024, 3:02 PM

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@carmine sonnet brother i straight up went schizo mode as a nukie in war ops

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literal god mode with bulldog

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GOD I LOVE BULLDOG

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ITS SUCH A GOOD WEAPON

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but then our team threw and agent died to a bug

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i kept murderbone to a minimum aswell man,we're gonna kill everyone anyway with the nuke

carmine sonnet Jun 18, 2024, 10:33 PM

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stealthops til it isnt a steathops

subtle gazelle Jun 19, 2024, 1:36 PM

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@carmine sonnet straight up had a round as salvage where i grab void jetpack,crusher and just bumrush the dragon in space with it

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dropped my bag and equipped jetpack on my bag,put meds in my salvage rig

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and just go dragon hunting

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i was literally RUNNING AT IT MAN

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yelling FIGHT ME,BEAST!

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in space while it was just running off lmfao

carmine sonnet Jun 19, 2024, 1:38 PM

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oorah soldier

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i had a round where i was hos, the cmo told me to help him rush the dragon so he can hypo it

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mfing dragon went to sleep

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mf was malding in ooc, telling cmo to touch grass

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but i feel like theres players from the grasshoper servers bleeding into the main servers

subtle gazelle Jun 19, 2024, 1:43 PM

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carmine sonnet but i feel like theres players from the grasshoper servers bleeding into the mai...

yeah,slowly trickling their way out...

subtle gazelle Jun 19, 2024, 1:43 PM

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carmine sonnet mf was malding in ooc, telling cmo to touch grass

don't fuck with the CMO's those fuckers are literal psychopaths

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i was a clown once

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and the fucker drugged me

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and put me to sleep and everything it was fucking weird man

carmine sonnet Jun 19, 2024, 2:07 PM

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sounds like you got violated

subtle gazelle Jun 19, 2024, 2:12 PM

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carmine sonnet sounds like you got violated

reported to security over ASSAULT

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VIOLATION OF THE HONKER BADONKLER EVEN.

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honkmother fucking SMITE that cmo down

subtle gazelle Jun 19, 2024, 9:57 PM

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@carmine sonnet just murdered a nukie with a crusher

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mf was healing himself next to a firelock and that other side i was on was dark as shit,i pry it open with my crusher,instamark him with range alt attack the crusher has and just onetap him

carmine sonnet Jun 20, 2024, 12:06 AM

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cm14?

subtle gazelle Jun 20, 2024, 10:45 AM

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@carmine sonnet mfw am loneop reinforcement and cap just walks into us with drozd and dies

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https://tenor.com/view/its-genuinely-over-its-over-its-so-over-seal-sad-seal-gif-27054806

Tenor

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nanotrasen has fallen

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billions must nuke

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liek brother we both rocking eswords and shi,you aint doing shit

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because REFLECT IS A FUN AND INTERACTIVE MECHANIC!

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i have been a reinforcement

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3 times today

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imma finna od on those nukes brah

carmine sonnet Jun 20, 2024, 11:15 AM

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what should i loadout when nukies go warops

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lasers or bullet

subtle gazelle Jun 20, 2024, 12:49 PM

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lasers suck man

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unless you see a syndie elite,syndie elites are kinda weaker against lasers but better mobility and bullet defense

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i usually avoid lasers like a plague cuz i rock syndie elite like 90% of the time alongside a bulldog,truth is,you just camp the living shit out of cargo and get yourself a enforcer

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when you get yourself a enforcer,you will clip dump the fucker that is holding a gun and not a esword

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if you see that mf holding a esword there is a BILLION PERCENT chance the fucker will point blank reflect you and just kill you instantly with your own bullets

carmine sonnet Jun 20, 2024, 12:56 PM

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whats enforcer

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the shotgun?

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holy fuck cobra is silenced

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wouldve been fucking nice to know

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just started to look at weapons

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alr ill use enforcer when nukies come knocking

subtle gazelle Jun 20, 2024, 1:20 PM

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enforcer is just good as shit dude

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its just that they kinda pricey

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for cargo to afford

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idk if swat crates are cheaper,if they are,just buy swat crates,get the enforcers out,unload them of the shitty beanbags and print lethals at secfab

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and load up the enforcer you got with actual ammo like that,again i dunno if swat crate is cheaper or not,if it is,then just buy those instead

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plus they come with armor aswell so idk,might aswell

subtle gazelle Jun 20, 2024, 3:55 PM

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@carmine sonnet

be me
a space skeleton
loot a giant fucking derelict ship for extra thrusters to upgrade my evac pod
loot up gear and shit,get two crusher weapons,a svalinn psitol and some other shit,literal murder machine if i were to have been a dick
loot up materials and make a little spot at the front of my ship for storage
hit up cargo and offer them materials in turn to be let through into the station
they let me through and i give them the mats
i go to hop
qm probably put in a good word for me so i get basic all access
be the most helpful skelly youve ever fucking witnessed and use the granted power for good instead of murderboning like a shitter

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mfw me and qm gamba and i get a peter griffin outfit,narsie spawns in because admeme and everyone else evacs while i jump at the fucking eldritch god with a crusher

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brother,i cannot live without crusher anymore it has become an addiction

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when i see a crusher glaive i just turn into punpun

carmine sonnet Jun 21, 2024, 12:09 AM

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neuron activation

subtle gazelle Jun 21, 2024, 2:11 AM

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@carmine sonnet brother you are right,frontier being mrp barely has any good combatants

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i was a fucking space dragon

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and i just murked some heavily armed mfs when am outnumbered

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they didnt expect the exped space dragon to be controlled by a player,they expected to kite that shit into oblivion...but little did they know this fucker could eat through walls and spit fire at them from the darkness

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and heres the thing,i didn't eat em,i didn't want to rub the fucking salt in,but then am spectating as i ghosted out of the mob,and am like seeing this guy whine in looc to his brigmed

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after both of my victims got rescued by em about how they were pissed a player took control of a fucking ghost role

subtle gazelle Jun 21, 2024, 2:29 AM

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like damn am sorry you had to actually have to put effort into fighting a boss!!

carmine sonnet Jun 21, 2024, 3:41 AM

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mfs when they actually have to fight

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those mfs dont know what life is like in the hood (lrp)

subtle gazelle Jun 21, 2024, 4:00 AM

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carmine sonnet those mfs dont know what life is like in the hood (lrp)

your own homies gun you down sometimes (ive had a syndie teammate gun me down in maints once cuz the mf was going full murderbone mode)

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also a first syndie shift in a while and iwas a tider tasked with killing 2 secoffs and hos

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i spotted that mf hos actually having fun chilling in red hawaiian shirts n shi and he was at hop and then i hit him with THE bomb

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DID I SPOT YOU HAVING FUN?

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FUCK YOU!!!!

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bro i forced evac like 15 minutes into the round

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all it took was ONE bomb.

carmine sonnet Jun 21, 2024, 4:16 AM

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wtf kind of bomb did you do

subtle gazelle Jun 21, 2024, 6:50 AM

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carmine sonnet wtf kind of bomb did you do

i wasnt the only bomber this shift

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few weeks ago i taught other players the trick

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so like there were 2 dudes doing the same trick on other side of the station

carmine sonnet Jun 21, 2024, 6:54 AM

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i couldnt bother doing your trick because the fucking signaller is always out of stock when i get activated

subtle gazelle Jun 21, 2024, 7:25 AM

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carmine sonnet i couldnt bother doing your trick because the fucking signaller is always out of...

usually engi has a lathe and you can print it,if not you can just ask cargo,usually they dont bat an eye when i ask em,even as a clown ive had success sometimes asking sci aswell

carmine sonnet Jun 21, 2024, 8:55 AM

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@subtle gazelle if you vote anything else other than unmc, youre just a revenant

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bodymorpher

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thief antag

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unrobust

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lactose deprived skeleton

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starving space dragon with no carps

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nukie without the code

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cultist without the narsie

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hos without the cloak

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ianless hop

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lisaless hop

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plasmaless atmos

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steelless se

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chemless chemist

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hypoless cmo (the default)

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scientist without the plasma

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apeless scientist

subtle gazelle Jun 21, 2024, 5:33 PM

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carmine sonnet <@594059133716791296> if you vote anything else other than unmc, youre just a re...

it used to be usmc in 13 but this works too honestly

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finally

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god fucking damn it

subtle gazelle Jun 21, 2024, 5:39 PM

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carmine sonnet hypoless cmo (the default)

i remember one time like 4 syndies walked up to cmo,dragged him away to the side and told him to give them their shit and he didnt

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cue the sounds of esword activating and northstars going ham in the background while am treating a fellow engi

subtle gazelle Jun 21, 2024, 11:07 PM

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@carmine sonnet BRO I JUST PULLED A FUCKING SOLID SNAKE AS A SYNDICATE SLEEPER AGENT

carmine sonnet Jun 21, 2024, 11:07 PM

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kept you waiting huh

subtle gazelle Jun 21, 2024, 11:10 PM

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hack into cap room to get his jetpack
hide in substation room after i got the jetpack thinking up a plan to escape
CHAMELEON PROJECTOR AS A CROWBAR
WHATATHRILL.MP3
MF CAP WALKS PAST ME SEARCHING FOR ME
WITHDARKNESSANDSILENCETHROUGHTHENIGHT.MP3
WALKS PAST A SECOND TIME
WHATATHRILL.MP3
LEAVES SUBSTATION ROOM OUTSIDE TO BRIDGE OPEN AND I RUN OUT INTO A SEC OFFICER
IMSEARCHINGALLILLMELLINTOYOU.MP3
HE STARTS SHOOTING WITH DISABLER BUT I JUKE
WHATAFEARINMYHEART.MP3
JUMP INTO DISPOSALS WHICH LEAD INTO EVAC FOR SOME REASON
BUTYOURESOSUPREME.MP3

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seriously man that was like last 10 minutes of the round and i roll sleeper agent @carmine sonnet and straight up smooth criminal the fuck out of it lmfao

carmine sonnet Jun 21, 2024, 11:23 PM

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clown try not to fuck with disposal pipes challenge

subtle gazelle Jun 21, 2024, 11:23 PM

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clown on his way to indirectly assist a syndie pull off the smoothest fucking escape ever

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LIKE 2 SECOFFS ARE CHASING ME IN SHUTTLE,I RUN OUT AND JETPACK ONTO THE BACK OF THE SHUTTLE AND BUILD A CLOSET IN PLACE OF WHERE THERE WAS A THRUSTER

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LIKE MAN

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THAT SLEEPER AGENT ROUND WAS SMOOTH

subtle gazelle Jun 22, 2024, 2:11 AM

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still cant believe i managed to pull that shit off with the chameleon projector

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NOBODY EXPECTS THAT LAST SECOND BUY CLUTCH

carmine sonnet Jun 22, 2024, 2:12 AM

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imma try stealthing

subtle gazelle Jun 22, 2024, 2:12 AM

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all i needed was a multitool and a crowbar to break into cap room

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i didnt even buy a gun man

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i just emag'd the locker grabbed jetpack,hacked into sub room again and then chameleon'd

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sleeper agent W went unnoticed though

carmine sonnet Jun 22, 2024, 2:14 AM

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went so unnoticed you werent even in the win screen

subtle gazelle Jun 22, 2024, 2:14 AM

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despite being such a fucking cool fucking process

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it went ALL ACCORDING TO PLAN ALL BECAUSE SOME DIPSHIT MESSED WITH THE DISPO PIPES

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i straight up felt like i got caught and was about to pull out the viper on the poor cadet chasing me when he was approaching the dispo unit

carmine sonnet Jun 22, 2024, 4:46 AM

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mrp fucking sucks with combatants

subtle gazelle Jun 23, 2024, 4:19 AM

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@carmine sonnet>random salv round on oasis

chill first mining exped,just mining away for gold and shit
return to shuttle to my fellow salv buddies
hey guys whatcha ge-VIVA
we come back to station,look around for other heads
we head out after salv head straight up flashes qm
we hear singuloose
we go ats since cargo shuttle is there and i plan to buy us nonlethals crate to get more flashes since sci werent converted
qm is there
we just murder qm
take his board
sell off ore
get shotguns as evac is arriving
evac is here and we are flying there
evac shuttle has a few entrances from outside on oasis
i JUMP OUT OF STILL MACH 5 FLYINGAHH SALV SHUTTLE AND ONTO EVAC into one of those entrances
walk up to the entrance of the command part of the shuttle
see rd isolated
walk up to ehr and gun her down with the shotgun
shotgun down sectoids
bomb command in the chaos as other revs start gunning down seccies too

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die in middle of all the chaos to some valid hunter

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bro i literally turned evac into that church scene from kingsman

subtle gazelle Jun 23, 2024, 5:04 AM

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welp thats my fucking moment for the day i think,singlehandedly turning a calm evac shuttle into a giant fucking gunfight

carmine sonnet Jun 23, 2024, 5:22 AM

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holy shit sounds fun lol

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i had a rev round too the other day

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cap was walking down the hallway

carmine sonnet Jun 23, 2024, 5:42 AM

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and theres a bunch of us suddenly swarming cap and his ass got dragged to sci

subtle gazelle Jun 23, 2024, 9:05 AM

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@carmine sonnet >another revolution round

my salv buddy gets converted and i dont
arrive at ats where hes buying shotguns and shit
i arrive and hes just chilling despite me not being a rev
we talking then all suddenly
WHISKEY,ECHO,WHISKEY

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god i love sleeper agent rolls

subtle gazelle Jun 23, 2024, 6:33 PM

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@remote bridge you know ONE thing i dont like about frontier salvage equipment compared to wizden's? THERES NO SEISMIC CHARGES!!!

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I WANT TO BREACH INTO THE LAB WITH A BIG KABOOM!! RAAAAAAAAAH!!!

remote bridge Jun 24, 2024, 4:06 AM

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uuh

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as easy pete once said

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too dangerous

carmine sonnet Jun 24, 2024, 4:14 AM

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mrp cant handle seismic charges

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@subtle gazelle vote for open 24/7 on cm14 discord

subtle gazelle Jun 24, 2024, 5:51 AM

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man all i want is a eu cm14 server

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playing as a runner on fucken 200 ping cuz that shit is like all the way in us gave me CANCER

subtle gazelle Jun 24, 2024, 5:36 PM

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@carmine sonnet >salv round

we looting derelict ship
sleeper agent activation
objective is to help some psych
come back to station
find the fucker rotten in med
sowhatnow.mp3
NUKE ACTIVATES AT HOP

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WELP TIME TO GO BUDGET NUKER BABYYYY

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NOW WHAT IF I DIDNT ACTIVATE?

buy enforcers
rush the l6 loneop
disarm nuke

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also dude that nuke theme they added ages ago after the og nuke theme is straight up such a banger its grown on me

subtle gazelle Jun 24, 2024, 10:14 PM

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@carmine sonnet AFTER BEING STARVED OF A NUKIE ROUND FOR LIKE 3 DAYS

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OR 4

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I DONT KNOW,I FINALLY GET ONE

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AND ITS A SUCCESSFUL WAR OPS

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THIS EPISODE OF NUCLEAR KITCHEN I RATE 5 STARS

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BECAUSE HOLY SHIT I WAS A STRAIGHT UP HORROR MOVIE VILLAIN

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POWER GOES OUT,ITS ALL DARK,SECCIES ARE FIRING AT THE DUDES WITH LASERS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WINDOW WHILE AM NEXT TO THEM WITH THE BULLDOG IN THE DARK

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WHOLE WAVE OF CREW COMING INTO BRIDGE FOR THE NUKE?
AM THERE IN THE DARK,WAITING WITH THE BULLDOG

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literally syndie elite jumpscare

carmine sonnet Jun 24, 2024, 10:55 PM

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bulldog jumpscare

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do bloodreds have nvg?

subtle gazelle Jun 24, 2024, 11:05 PM

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carmine sonnet do bloodreds have nvg?

nah

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in ss13 they even get thermal vision

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and xray and shit like that

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they jsut have so much more shit over there man

carmine sonnet Jun 24, 2024, 11:07 PM

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ill wait for a long time for a complete game than a fuckass game that lynches your money with predatory marketing scheming

subtle gazelle Jun 24, 2024, 11:55 PM

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@carmine sonnet funny thing about that round was taht,the agent straight up ssd'd on the shuttle like a minute before we went to hit the station lol

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and we get on the station,we basically shot up cargo n shit and like 3 minutes into the assault he wakes up and finally gets his ass over to the station to heal me and inject my dumbass with stims

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am surprised we won with just one casualty

subtle gazelle Jun 26, 2024, 2:23 AM

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@carmine sonnet raider took over holo role and straight up made his host's life a living hell bruh

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mf host was yelling GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY SKIN before he shot himself to death with a cobra

carmine sonnet Jun 26, 2024, 3:33 AM

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LMFAOOO

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https://tenor.com/view/stay-in-the-box-get-gif-233802832500378753

Tenor

subtle gazelle Jun 26, 2024, 7:35 AM

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carmine sonnet LMFAOOO

bro i would have shot myself dead too if my holo was yelling 'skibidi dop dop yes yes' and or 'say gex' and stupid bullshit like that while being fucking useless and not helping the host

carmine sonnet Jun 26, 2024, 7:36 AM

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https://tenor.com/view/ill-fucking-do-it-again-ill-do-it-again-again-goofy-gif-21090281

Tenor

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id be a murderous holo

subtle gazelle Jun 26, 2024, 7:36 AM

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this is why i never buy holo man,or any ally items

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it is literally such a gamble

carmine sonnet Jun 26, 2024, 7:37 AM

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if im syndicate and i already blew up comms in a previous shift

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i just holo punpun

subtle gazelle Jun 26, 2024, 7:37 AM

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carmine sonnet id be a murderous holo

i just do whatever my owner needs me to do,mf wants me guarding him while he heals? yeah ofc

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he wants mf gibbed i do it

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kill shit i do it,I JUST FOLLOWIN ORDERS

carmine sonnet Jun 26, 2024, 7:38 AM

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https://tenor.com/view/good-soldiers-starwars-clone-follow-orders-gif-15758659

Tenor

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id make my holo do stupid shit

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yeah holo, i assure you, gibbing the captain so i can eat their brain is quintessential in completing my objectives

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https://tenor.com/view/green-mile-im-tired-boss-michael-clarke-duncan-gif-16875499

Tenor

subtle gazelle Jun 26, 2024, 7:39 AM

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i had such a good rev round as a clown

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like few rounds ago

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straight up saved headrev from sectoids

carmine sonnet Jun 26, 2024, 7:39 AM

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rev rounds are fun if youre not head

subtle gazelle Jun 26, 2024, 7:39 AM

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all on my own

carmine sonnet Jun 26, 2024, 7:40 AM

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oh i fucking remember why i had a uh what you fucking call it

subtle gazelle Jun 26, 2024, 7:40 AM

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died fighting for the headrevs dressed as a captain clown with a sabre and everything as the command did one desperate last push

carmine sonnet Jun 26, 2024, 7:40 AM

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the centcomm alert for voiding contracts

subtle gazelle Jun 26, 2024, 7:40 AM

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ah yes,alert epsilon or some shit

carmine sonnet Jun 26, 2024, 7:41 AM

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cap let the clown turned super cap arm the nuke and defuse

subtle gazelle Jun 26, 2024, 7:41 AM

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man i rarely ever see code epsilon go into effect

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i only ever seen it once

#Space Station 14 Crew