Space Station 14 Crew | Project Zomboid | Page 4

subtle gazelle May 20, 2024, 2:30 AM

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AND disabler

remote bridge May 20, 2024, 2:30 AM

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i hate emp so much

subtle gazelle May 20, 2024, 2:30 AM

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I LOVE EMP

remote bridge May 20, 2024, 2:30 AM

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cant use my lovely pew pew WAAAH

subtle gazelle May 20, 2024, 2:30 AM

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I LOVE FUCKING MURDERING SECTOIDS WHEN THEY TRY TO STUNMETA MY ASS

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on wizden of course

subtle gazelle May 20, 2024, 2:31 AM

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remote bridge i hate emp so much

i murdered like 4 secoffs once cuz emp just fucked over all their batons

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i had web vest and esword so it was BASICALLY impossible to knock me out with just mk 58's

remote bridge May 20, 2024, 2:32 AM

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have u tried the atreides yet

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the lisan al gaib smg

subtle gazelle May 20, 2024, 2:33 AM

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the whar

remote bridge May 20, 2024, 2:33 AM

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the atreides

subtle gazelle May 20, 2024, 2:33 AM

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naw

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i dont even fucking know what that is

remote bridge May 20, 2024, 2:33 AM

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smol pp

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very rare smg

subtle gazelle May 20, 2024, 2:33 AM

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OOOH

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WAIT

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i remember

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that from centcom armory

remote bridge May 20, 2024, 2:34 AM

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in frontier u can get one if u buy syndie hoverbike iirc

subtle gazelle May 20, 2024, 2:34 AM

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le perfect driveby weapon

remote bridge May 20, 2024, 2:34 AM

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howieyes

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exactlyy

subtle gazelle May 20, 2024, 2:41 AM

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honestly one thing i was surprised about was how fucking cheap the emag was,that shit is like so useful,but then again you cant really do all the devious shit

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that you can use it for on wizden.

remote bridge May 20, 2024, 2:41 AM

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ermmmmm u can

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find a sci ship and emag the lathes

subtle gazelle May 20, 2024, 2:41 AM

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yeah ik

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the lathes

remote bridge May 20, 2024, 2:41 AM

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u could then make contra gunsss

subtle gazelle May 20, 2024, 2:41 AM

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i already done that on my ship

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free shotty ammo yippeeee

remote bridge May 20, 2024, 2:42 AM

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emag the freedom vend to get some sick guns too

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gun

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singular

subtle gazelle May 20, 2024, 2:42 AM

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you know what i was hoping for when i emagged the lathes though...

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china lake ammo

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there werent any...

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me gon cri

remote bridge May 20, 2024, 2:43 AM

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china lake when vietnam pond enters the function

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that goober is too good

subtle gazelle May 20, 2024, 2:43 AM

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fwoomp boom

remote bridge May 20, 2024, 2:43 AM

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go become a pirate if u want to be whoppenheimer Nyehehehe

subtle gazelle May 20, 2024, 2:43 AM

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i remember one time i had a commander during a nukie round who told us all to buy china lakes

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atmos and cargo were both gone

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reduced to nothing

carmine sonnet May 20, 2024, 6:10 AM

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i remember a clown busting in atmos

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and i was just fine with it and thinking it was goofing around

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then fucker started picking and punching fire axe container

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i plasmaflooded atmos

subtle gazelle May 20, 2024, 1:11 PM

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fever,you do not let a clown into atmos

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you JUST DONT

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or just anywhere in the engineering department

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ive seen a clown FUCK UP atmos before man

subtle gazelle May 20, 2024, 1:25 PM

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remote bridge go become a pirate if u want to be whoppenheimer <:Nyehehehe:1194319537340952666...

ive seen a atmos tech blow up all of the station with a maxcap before

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i doubt frontier has yet to witness something that fucking horrifying

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WHO NEEDS CHINA LAKE WHEN YOU CAN COOK UP MINI NUKES

carmine sonnet May 20, 2024, 3:00 PM

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subtle gazelle fever,you do not let a clown into atmos

he let himself in

subtle gazelle May 20, 2024, 5:47 PM

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carmine sonnet he let himself in

get him the fuck outta there!!!

subtle gazelle May 21, 2024, 2:39 AM

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@remote bridge holy shit cultists do not fuck around

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i greeded for a fucking weapons case on a destruction exped and got fucking zapped to death by just 1 and took him with me

remote bridge May 21, 2024, 2:47 AM

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cultists stinky

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theyre not worth it

subtle gazelle May 22, 2024, 10:15 AM

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@remote bridge admins really had to remove me from the round end pit fight after i absolutely BALLED on everyone

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(i got to use the funny smg)

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(AND DESWORD)

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it was over for everyone second i put on the clown mask on god...

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(i actually got removed because i apparently abused a bug without even knowing it was a bug,bug being dual wielding desword AND other weapons)

remote bridge May 22, 2024, 10:54 AM

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catErm

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hecks

subtle gazelle May 22, 2024, 4:15 PM

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@remote bridge i got to try that smg

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hoooly shit

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waiter waiter more lava biome expeds please (idfk theres always dungeons that have vaults there with guns in that biome)

remote bridge May 22, 2024, 4:17 PM

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yeahh u got it right

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that biome has higher chance or sumthin

subtle gazelle May 22, 2024, 4:17 PM

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yeah like i got a kammerer,drozd,2 double barrels and a deckard from just one raid

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actually 2 kammerers

subtle gazelle May 23, 2024, 10:44 PM

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@carmine sonnet HoS had a holoclown injected into him

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WERE YOU PLAYING ON LEVIATHAN OR SOMETHING SON WHO ELSE DOES THAT

carmine sonnet May 24, 2024, 1:47 AM

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dont they have mindshield

subtle gazelle May 24, 2024, 7:44 AM

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carmine sonnet dont they have mindshield

that doesn't stop a fucking holo injection bruh

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mindshield only ever protects you from revolutionaries

carmine sonnet May 24, 2024, 7:45 AM

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ah

subtle gazelle May 24, 2024, 7:45 AM

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and well in ss13 it protected you from cultists and heretics

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aswell

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cuz well heretics could actually convert people via help of the 'lunar path' and turn like 50% of the station into their acolytes

carmine sonnet May 24, 2024, 7:46 AM

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cant wait for newmed

subtle gazelle May 24, 2024, 7:48 AM

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I JUST WANT CHANGELINGS AND HERETICS!!!

carmine sonnet May 24, 2024, 7:49 AM

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heretics sound fun

subtle gazelle May 24, 2024, 7:49 AM

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imma so frfr gonna kill and imitate HoS

carmine sonnet May 24, 2024, 7:49 AM

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just scribble on the floor some funny runes and a demon shows up

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we are ballin

subtle gazelle May 24, 2024, 7:49 AM

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eh only one of the paths lets you do that rlly

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path of flesh i think

carmine sonnet May 24, 2024, 7:50 AM

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holy shit theres different paths?

subtle gazelle May 24, 2024, 7:50 AM

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path of the void straight up had you engulf the area around you in a snow storm

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while draining everyone's sanity

carmine sonnet May 24, 2024, 7:50 AM

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space station 13 is just dnd without a dm

subtle gazelle May 24, 2024, 7:50 AM

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oh wait that's actually the lunar path's ascendant spell

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the sanity part atleast

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the void one does have a snow storm orbiting around you its just that it MUTES EVERYONE AROUND YOU

subtle gazelle May 24, 2024, 7:52 AM

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carmine sonnet holy shit theres different paths?

yeah heretics got different paths they can take so you got dudes either going with the lunar path and just point and click stunning people from across the fucking screen

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or dudes going the path of lock and jsut getting AA

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and some other cool shit i dunno much about lock path rlly

carmine sonnet May 24, 2024, 8:00 AM

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kinda wanna play apotheosis server

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magic and shit

subtle gazelle May 24, 2024, 8:04 AM

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@carmine sonnet you know what's funny

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L6 is only 18 tc

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on ss13 in tgstation

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but syndies got a reputation system so they can't just buy it fucking instantly to murderbone

carmine sonnet May 24, 2024, 8:06 AM

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lmfao

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they should put that system in ss14

subtle gazelle May 24, 2024, 8:08 AM

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i also want them to add the contractor kit

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it cost 20 tc

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but you would be given contracts to kidnap people and drop people off in specific spots on the map in return for tc

subtle gazelle May 24, 2024, 10:50 AM

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@carmine sonnet do you ever just try your best to avoid violence as syndie because thats what i just did

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and only got 2/3 because i didnt fucking murderbone rd

carmine sonnet May 24, 2024, 10:50 AM

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i dont like doing violence

subtle gazelle May 24, 2024, 10:51 AM

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i try to get a hand teleporter while hes being treated

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only to find out

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oh,hes already fucking looted dry

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someone just massacred the poor fella before i could

carmine sonnet May 24, 2024, 10:51 AM

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if i start murdering, my account wont last

subtle gazelle May 24, 2024, 10:58 AM

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carmine sonnet if i start murdering, my account wont last

honestly surprised at how much more competent security is on vulture

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than on leviathan or dare i say...LIZARD

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they actually managed to get the cybersun's best mailman (me)

carmine sonnet May 24, 2024, 11:05 AM

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lmfao

subtle gazelle May 24, 2024, 11:29 PM

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@carmine sonnet mfw revolutionary round and i die protecting CE alongside a engi skelly

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get revived at med
full on shootout goes down at bridge between rev salvs and sec and command
they all wear each other down and both start retreating
me (not even mindshielded engi that has been revived and not revved)
rush into a headrev with a spear and fucking kill him while he's limping away
mf dies saying fucking 'viva' like a nerd as am dragging him away to brig

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SON YOU KILLED MY ENGI SKELLY BUDDY I DONT CARE ABOUT REVOLUTION

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THAT WAS THE LAST FUCKING STRAW

carmine sonnet May 25, 2024, 12:54 AM

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viva new vegas

subtle gazelle May 25, 2024, 5:59 AM

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@carmine sonnet okay i got away with my crimes as a thief with vulture sec

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i straight up impersonated a paramed with voice changer as i broke into cargo to steal salv shuttle pc

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go 'yoink' as am stealing the pc,qm reports to hos over command radio that 'luna eventide' was the suspect

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since that was what i put my voice changer name to

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and next thing i see walking by sec

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the same moff being full fucking body searched

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i go into maints,put on the voice changer and go 'ruh roh! SOMEONE BE MISINFORMING SECURITY!!!" on sec radio channel with the same voice

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i promised them that i will up my sec radio trolling game for the next round that i am thief

carmine sonnet May 25, 2024, 7:15 AM

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they should add a nuclear reactor

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instead of the fucking nuke

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so we can steal the reactor

subtle gazelle May 25, 2024, 4:09 PM

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TRUE

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ACTUALLY TRUE

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that was a objective

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in ss13 actually

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you had to like steal the plutonium core of the self destruct device of the station

subtle gazelle May 25, 2024, 9:17 PM

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0qVNZ_JWFo

YouTube

Gosha

SS13 - Weekend at RD's

This video took way too long to make for what it is

Song used:
ULTRAKILL Demo OST - Take Care
Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance OST
Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance - The Only Thing I Know For Real
Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance OST - Collective Consciousness

#ss13 #spacestation13

▶ Play video

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this is some mad scientist level shit

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i actually didn't know onboard pAI's could control the modsuits while their owner was down

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ss13 is just so fucking much bruh

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i gotta get into it somehow later i had tons of fucking fun as a roboticist

carmine sonnet May 26, 2024, 6:32 AM

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cant wait for ss14 full release

subtle gazelle May 27, 2024, 10:10 AM

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@carmine sonnet i had two people

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impersonate me

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on two different occasions

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one time with a agent card,second time over common radio

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try and not go validhunt as a fucking engineer

carmine sonnet May 27, 2024, 10:21 AM

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i thought you meant at the same time

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thatd be funny as shit

subtle gazelle May 27, 2024, 10:49 AM

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in the same round sure

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but not at the same time @carmine sonnet

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one was like less than 20 minutes into the shift,the agent card

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and the voice mask was like half an hour in

subtle gazelle May 28, 2024, 6:40 AM

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@carmine sonnet just tried my luck for first time playing as a marine in colonial marines on ss13 lol

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MF THIS BE A ACTUAL HORROR MOVIE

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I FUCKIN WENT DOWN FIGHTING LIKE 3 XENOS THAT AMBUSHED US ON OUR WAY TO EVAC THAT FUCKING SHITHOLE WE WERE SUPPOSED TO PUSH

carmine sonnet May 28, 2024, 6:52 AM

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jesus wth lol

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the world aint ready for ss14

subtle gazelle May 28, 2024, 6:55 AM

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carmine sonnet the world aint ready for ss14

the ss14 version of this is gonna be fucking peak brah

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the lighting system alone is such a big fucking improvement for the atmosphere n allat

subtle gazelle May 28, 2024, 7:34 AM

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JESUS FUCK IT HAPPENED AGAIN

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i was part of the bravo squad,our squad leader assigned us to repair comms

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we waddle around for a bit,kill few unlucky xenos,jsut scout out the area

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until we find a literal shithole crawling with wounded delta and alpha squad members,and THEN OUT OF NOWHERE,A LITERAL HORDE OF XENOS APPEAR OUT OF THE DARK WHERE WE ARRIVED FROM

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and this is like 'lowpop' they say

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its like 50 players or something

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i saw 187 players earlier like hours ago when i was just observing

subtle gazelle May 28, 2024, 8:10 AM

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OH HELL NAW THEY STARTED BLASTING FORTUNATE SON

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YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

subtle gazelle May 28, 2024, 8:26 AM

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welp its gonna be boring,my squad leader decided we'll basically be setting up a field operating base while rest actually go to the front

subtle gazelle May 28, 2024, 8:48 AM

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bruh i got eaten alive by a xenomorph and dragged to the nest

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I AM FACEHUGGED BUT OUR FIRETEAM LEADER AINT GONNA LET ME DIE

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WHAT A CHAD

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he dragged me all the way to med in a stasis bag so that the chestburster wouldnt just fucking murder me on the way to med

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and like we had one of those synthetic human robot mofos do surgery on me to take out the chestburster,and then proceed to throw a whole trauma kit into my open chest cavity

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other marine was pretty concerned about that whole trauma kit inside of my chest cavity thing but we all let it slide since i survived

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bro our squad's smartgunner is literally vergil from devil may cry

carmine sonnet May 28, 2024, 9:37 AM

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subtle gazelle and like we had one of those synthetic human robot mofos do surgery on me to tak...

LMFAO

subtle gazelle May 28, 2024, 10:15 AM

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I DIED FIGHTING ALONGSIDE VERGIL!!!

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FROM HIT GAME

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DEVIL MAY CRY!!!

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he was like fuck this shit we pulling out after our squad leader died,he gets jumped by a lurker,i fucking start unloading a whole mag into the damn thing after it just yeeted vergil behind me

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the fucking drone appears,i shoot that too,then my mag is all empty now,i pull out a 44 magnum,start shooting that shit and manage to friendly fire vergil in the process

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WHILE ONLY HITTING ONLY ONE SHOT

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ON THE FUCKING ALIEN

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this is just a major skill issue by me man this was literally the only combat encounter ive had this round

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our squad was basically tasked to set up a field operating base again

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it seems like bravo squad literally ALWAYS is the one to do this job

carmine sonnet May 28, 2024, 10:42 AM

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should i even install ss13

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sound like shooting myself with a 20gauge sawed off shotgun in my torso

subtle gazelle May 28, 2024, 10:43 AM

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carmine sonnet should i even install ss13

closest thing you'll get to ss14 will be tgstation servers

carmine sonnet May 28, 2024, 10:43 AM

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im trying out tgstation then

subtle gazelle May 28, 2024, 10:44 AM

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controls wise

carmine sonnet May 28, 2024, 10:44 AM

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like after learning everything, you just sit on your ass

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aw fuck

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i need content

subtle gazelle May 28, 2024, 10:44 AM

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yeah

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thats basically ss14 rn

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tgstation has so much shit

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same for goonstation

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goonstation is literally the og,basically the first one to start all this

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if you want to get hang of combat better colonial marines is the shit,or tg marine corps

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if only tg marine corps was fucking eu,cuz holy shit 200+ for my eu dumbass is horrible lol

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am gonna try a different gun next round,ive been using a m41A1 for past few rounds which is basically the standard shit you'll be seeing

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i wanna try a bullpup marksman rifle ive been eyeing so fucking much but didnt want to use cuz my dumbass like alot of dakka

subtle gazelle May 28, 2024, 4:49 PM

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@carmine sonnet just had a round on colonial marines where my buddy was passing in and out of consciousness and i had to drag him through now decrepit destroyed buildings full of bullet holes before being ambushed by a runner xeno as am dragging him back to the area where we all drop from

carmine sonnet May 28, 2024, 4:52 PM

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the horrors of war

subtle gazelle May 29, 2024, 2:41 AM

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carmine sonnet sound like shooting myself with a 20gauge sawed off shotgun in my torso

that buddy i keep dragging around joined me from ss14 lol

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hes doing aight in the game so far besides making some stupid fucking decisions every now and then

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real big difference is the movement and combat

subtle gazelle May 29, 2024, 5:48 AM

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man i just had a round where we had to evac the planet we were clearing xenos out of and they fucking boarded our ship after we got back to the station @carmine sonnet

carmine sonnet May 29, 2024, 5:48 AM

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oh shit what happened next

subtle gazelle May 29, 2024, 5:48 AM

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A FUCKING LAST STAND BRUH

carmine sonnet May 29, 2024, 5:48 AM

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the station gets nuked?

subtle gazelle May 29, 2024, 5:49 AM

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first things first,we had our researchers corrupt some xenos,basically making them friendly

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using them against the real ones

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they got wiped out by the real ones of course,and we were having a last stand at TEG,they broke in through a wall

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i gunned some down

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then the boiler xeno just oneshot me with its projectile as am throwing a nade at it

carmine sonnet May 29, 2024, 5:50 AM

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thats some live die repeat shit

subtle gazelle May 29, 2024, 5:53 AM

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the thing is

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the whole operation i just sat back at the Field operation base,since thats what our duty was

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well all of bravo squad's job was that basically

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and man i knew the whole operation was FUCKING DONE second i heard our squad leader got got on the front line

carmine sonnet May 29, 2024, 5:54 AM

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lmfao

subtle gazelle May 29, 2024, 5:55 AM

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not too soon after,i hear one of fellow riflemen over the radio saying their last words after they got captured by the xenos

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rest in peace song bird i barely fucking knew you

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honestly the whole operation was like very quiet for me,bravo squad tends to always be the one to sit back and relax

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while mofos like squad alpha and delta go front

carmine sonnet May 29, 2024, 5:56 AM

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all quiet on the western front

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ss13 reminds me of gmod without the powertripping moderators and goober 12 year olds

subtle gazelle May 29, 2024, 5:57 AM

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carmine sonnet all quiet on the western front

i had couple of jumpscares by some xenos

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like a burrower straight up tunneled its way behind me and knocked me over and was trying to kidnap me

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but our smartgunner (the guy with the big fucking gun) just turned it into swiss cheese

carmine sonnet May 29, 2024, 5:58 AM

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gotta love your squadron

subtle gazelle May 29, 2024, 5:58 AM

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if it wasnt for that guy

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i would have been dead twice

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WHILE SITTING IN THE BACK LINES

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i was just watching for the flanks alongside him really that's all we kinda did

carmine sonnet May 29, 2024, 5:59 AM

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if ss14 gets ruined by dick riding bandwagon mfs chestbursting into the community, im moving to ss13

subtle gazelle May 29, 2024, 5:59 AM

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one of the xenos in dead chat told me cm14 isnt too far

carmine sonnet May 29, 2024, 5:59 AM

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whats cm14

subtle gazelle May 29, 2024, 5:59 AM

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colonial marines 14

carmine sonnet May 29, 2024, 6:00 AM

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oh shit

subtle gazelle May 29, 2024, 6:00 AM

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SS14 REMAKE OF COLOniAL MARINES BABYYYY

carmine sonnet May 29, 2024, 6:00 AM

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im down to play that

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is it gonna be a server or something

subtle gazelle May 29, 2024, 6:00 AM

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its gonna be so fucking peak

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yeah

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cant wait to be the smart gunner cuz for life of me i tend to not be able to figure shit out in 13 as easily in ss14

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ive been playing as a rifleman all these rounds

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just trying out different loadouts

carmine sonnet May 29, 2024, 6:01 AM

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whats the roles for cm

subtle gazelle May 29, 2024, 6:01 AM

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well the greytider of the bunch is the rifleman

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your basic marine

carmine sonnet May 29, 2024, 6:02 AM

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greytide without the maints

subtle gazelle May 29, 2024, 6:02 AM

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they don't get anything specialized like smartgunners or specialists

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smartgunners have a harness that is MANDATORY for their weapon

carmine sonnet May 29, 2024, 6:02 AM

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theyre superglued to their lmg?

subtle gazelle May 29, 2024, 6:02 AM

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basically yeah

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but it's a very good gun,very suppressive

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they can also deploy it

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and other things that i have yet to see

carmine sonnet May 29, 2024, 6:03 AM

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i think im gonna play as specialist

subtle gazelle May 29, 2024, 6:03 AM

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anyway,specialists afaik are either pyromaniacs

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or ted kaczynski's

carmine sonnet May 29, 2024, 6:03 AM

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whos that

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war criminal?

subtle gazelle May 29, 2024, 6:03 AM

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bomber

carmine sonnet May 29, 2024, 6:04 AM

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yeah im playing specialist

subtle gazelle May 29, 2024, 6:04 AM

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unabomber

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the roles are timelocked however so yeah

carmine sonnet May 29, 2024, 6:04 AM

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i wonder if i can just submit my timed played and get all the roles unlocked

subtle gazelle May 29, 2024, 6:04 AM

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there's also CAS

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and artillery and other shit like that

carmine sonnet May 29, 2024, 6:04 AM

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cas?

subtle gazelle May 29, 2024, 6:04 AM

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close air support

carmine sonnet May 29, 2024, 6:05 AM

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artillery man sounds fun, until the front line gets fucked like a college girl on prom night

subtle gazelle May 29, 2024, 6:05 AM

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basically bombardment

carmine sonnet May 29, 2024, 6:05 AM

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they have fuckin planes?

subtle gazelle May 29, 2024, 6:05 AM

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theres tanks.

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and armored personnel carriers

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but i havent seen those ingame yet

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only vods

carmine sonnet May 29, 2024, 6:05 AM

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cm13 is the better war thunder

subtle gazelle May 29, 2024, 6:06 AM

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i only saw the armored personnel carrier in tg marine corps

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WHICH IS BASICALLY COLONIAL MARINES BUT BY TGSTATION DEVS

carmine sonnet May 29, 2024, 6:06 AM

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lol

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whats tgstation even about

subtle gazelle May 29, 2024, 6:06 AM

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and way more focused on gameplay

carmine sonnet May 29, 2024, 6:06 AM

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ss13 in ss14?

subtle gazelle May 29, 2024, 6:06 AM

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ss14 is imo most similar to tgstation

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out of all the

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ss13 servers

carmine sonnet May 29, 2024, 6:07 AM

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theres a lot of ss13 lore i gotta catch up on

subtle gazelle May 29, 2024, 6:07 AM

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i kinda wish borgs worked the same way as tgstation borgs

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like instead of having all those different frames in exofab,just have them be able to choose the frame they want after they turn on in their defualt form and have them transform into that frame infront of you

carmine sonnet May 29, 2024, 6:09 AM

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i spend most of my shift as roboticist making a borg legion

subtle gazelle May 29, 2024, 6:09 AM

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when i saw that shit as a roboticist i was like gotdayum..

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very well made those animations

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oh also heres the tank i mentioned

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xC2zftRHX2U

YouTube

Spheretechfuture

SS13 CM - Allied Armor

God I love the marine corps

Music: Sabaton - Ghost Division

▶ Play video

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its from 5 years ago doe

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i saw some tg marine corps video have a fucking mech

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honestly that ravager xeno was ballsy for trying to 1v1 a tank

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right now am going full on sniper loadout with my marksman rifle

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got flares for recon,nades to clear any fucking walls the xenomorph drones put up

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so fucking glad am in delta squad right now

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alpha and delta squads are front lining this fucking operation

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we're on a snow map bruh..

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this bout to be stalingrad

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i only got a sidearm and a knife to back me up at close range lol

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gonna have to do some big boss level shit if i get caught out at close range

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@carmine sonnet i just got downed by 2 of them but meds dragging me away

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HEAD FRACTURE from one of the fucking xenos

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we were clearing the fucken entrance to their hive of all the weeds they grow to slow us down

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and one just APPEARS infront of me

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i should ahve pulled the fucken pistol ong

subtle gazelle May 29, 2024, 7:22 AM

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oh shit

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man frontlining was something

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oh also my fellow marine cussed me out in polish

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anyway we were having a last stand outside their hive cause our fucking combat tech basically fucking doomed us by building a small little hold out

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we were all mushed in together,queen fucking appears goes REEEEEEEEEEEE and knocks us all over to the fucking ground

subtle gazelle May 29, 2024, 9:11 AM

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@carmine sonnet i straight up got blown up by one of the xenos as i was trying the shotty for the first time

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and by blown up i mean grabbed,fucking threw me across the room and broke my neck

carmine sonnet May 29, 2024, 9:46 AM

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hit you with the freshman girly combo

subtle gazelle May 29, 2024, 3:37 PM

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@carmine sonnet man when cm14 comes out,am either gonna be specialist or smartgunner main

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aint no way am being corpsman,fuck that shit

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am just gonna burn xenos to ash or turn them into swiss cheese

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and well for xeno side am gonna be the fucking runner,just uhh harass the fuck out of random lone marines

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and or be a piece of shit and be the boiler xeno...be le artillery

carmine sonnet May 29, 2024, 3:54 PM

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just let me handle explosives

subtle gazelle May 29, 2024, 4:42 PM

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@carmine sonnet mfw last stand happens after the xenos manage to overrun the front line while i was out getting ammo back at the field operation base bravo squad set up

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and am the last one to die

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man i love ap rounds on the dmr i use it just fucking makes those tough shits of tier 3 xenos just run for the hills when i start dumping the mag into them

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ok but man before i went down,i watched another marine just go freebird with a shotgun

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slugs seem to straight up decimate every other xeno its fucking awesome

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okay so instead of going with the usual first aid kit pouch and flare pouch

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i am going with...a flare pouch...and a pouch full of explosives

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like 6 grenades

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if i don't get to use atleast one i will be very mad.

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OH SHIT WE ARE PARADROPPING FROM A DIFF SHIP

subtle gazelle May 29, 2024, 6:02 PM

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@carmine sonnet smartgunner i was with straight up just poofed

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the one that was the leader of my fireteam

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straight up no idea where he went,and i almost died like three times lol

carmine sonnet May 29, 2024, 6:04 PM

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syndicate behavior

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cybersun behavior

subtle gazelle May 29, 2024, 6:05 PM

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i didnt have any involvement

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in him disappearing

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right hand on the bible

subtle gazelle May 29, 2024, 6:35 PM

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@carmine sonnet am frontlining against like FIVE FUCKING XENOS

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straight up mag dumped the queen

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get knocked out
med drags me away
i wake up
grab my pulse rifle
start fucking front lining again cause i literally woke up in middle of a war zone between xenos and marines
die again

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I GOT 5 NADES IN MY POUCH,NEXT TIME AM REVIVED AM USING THEM ALL

carmine sonnet May 29, 2024, 6:45 PM

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i was gonna say lol

subtle gazelle May 29, 2024, 6:47 PM

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run in like WITNESS MEEEEEEE

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i have stims too

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so i might actually do that

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after doc patches me up,42% bloodloss fucked my movement and just about everything up

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plus broken bones

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i kept passing out

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and feeling dizzy and my vision was fucked

carmine sonnet May 29, 2024, 6:58 PM

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newmed about to go hard

subtle gazelle May 29, 2024, 7:26 PM

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@carmine sonnet a single chestburster just survived the hive purification device

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its all alone and slowly evolving

subtle gazelle May 29, 2024, 7:45 PM

#

@carmine sonnet another round,commander basically thought up a plan where only echo and bravo squad will deploy

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rest of the squads will await for them to set up the field operating base,and wait for them to be under siege

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by the xenos,and then we will paradrop into the back line of the xenos and fucking murder them

subtle gazelle May 29, 2024, 8:56 PM

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@carmine sonnet just immolated myself infront of the xeno that was about to give me le facehugger

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one of our guys did tell us to carry a suicide nade after all

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my ghost is literally still burning in green flames bruh

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HOLY SHIT A GUY LITERALLY JUST RPG'D 2 XENOS AND HIS OWN COMBAT TECH

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'WE FIGHT' xeno drone said and then proceeded to rush into a pulse rifle mag dump,boiler comes to help,combat tech is caught out between them,and that guy with the rpg IS JUST GRINNING MALEVOLENTLY MAN,YOU JUST FUCKING KNOW IT AND KILLS ALL THREE OF THEM LOL

carmine sonnet May 30, 2024, 5:18 AM

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subtle gazelle by the xenos,and then we will paradrop into the back line of the xenos and fucki...

sounds good

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cant wait for cm14

subtle gazelle May 30, 2024, 5:43 AM

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i kinda wanna try tg marine corps aswell since other than cmss13 i only rlly play on tg lol

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but that shit is like us west

carmine sonnet May 30, 2024, 5:50 AM

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fucking joined a round in 20 minutes

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theres nukies

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zombies

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and shit on the walls

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how the fuck do cycle guns again i forgot

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it was All at Wumbo round lmfao

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i havent played for a while and theres a lot of minor changes

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neato

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holy fuck they changed the gas analyser what is this shit

subtle gazelle May 30, 2024, 6:21 AM

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@carmine sonnet i think i may have caused a friendly fire oopsie with a shotgun in colonial marines

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and uhh

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POINT BLANKED A RAVAGER XENO

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FUCK YEAH

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POINT BLANKED THE QUEEN LMFAO

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literally got jumpscared second i cut open one of their resin doors

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and i just point blank the shitter

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point blank shots actually stun the xenos for a moment lol

carmine sonnet May 30, 2024, 6:42 AM

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how do i rack my gun

subtle gazelle May 30, 2024, 6:43 AM

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hover cursor over it and click e as far as i remember

carmine sonnet May 30, 2024, 6:44 AM

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man fuck

#

i remember there was a keybind for i it

subtle gazelle May 30, 2024, 6:44 AM

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yeah that wielding update fucked me up so many times

carmine sonnet May 30, 2024, 6:44 AM

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it was alt e or some shit

subtle gazelle May 30, 2024, 6:44 AM

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also the queen straight up fucked up my lungs,cmo is operating on me all the way back at field operation base

carmine sonnet May 30, 2024, 6:44 AM

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this is straight up war criminal shit

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syndies are warcriming the medbay

subtle gazelle May 30, 2024, 6:45 AM

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syndies try not to bomb medbay challenge

carmine sonnet May 30, 2024, 6:45 AM

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they added like a hazy effect now

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and gasping

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emotes is new for me too lol

#

im a atmos turned medical

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medical crew is nonexistent

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the death growl sounds like zombies

#

the fuck

subtle gazelle May 30, 2024, 6:52 AM

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I GOT FACEHUGGED GUH

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i blasted the spitter and the warrior xenos when they were kidnappin one of the riflemen

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and boom the fucker turns around,stuns me,grabs me and picks me up and throws me against a wall

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right into a trail of fire that one of the other marines set with their flamethrower

carmine sonnet May 30, 2024, 6:56 AM

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i was murdered in medbay for helping injured people

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but im a diona cause im atmosian

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now im just biding time to reform

#

now theres zombies

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fuck life

#

my fucking lungs bit me

subtle gazelle May 30, 2024, 6:59 AM

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carmine sonnet i was murdered in medbay for helping injured people

literal war criminal activities

carmine sonnet May 30, 2024, 6:59 AM

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and now you cant fucking open doors as a zombie

subtle gazelle May 30, 2024, 6:59 AM

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i just blow people up bruh

carmine sonnet May 30, 2024, 6:59 AM

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like bruh im atmos

subtle gazelle May 30, 2024, 6:59 AM

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wait you cant pry open doors anymore?

carmine sonnet May 30, 2024, 6:59 AM

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not even medical

subtle gazelle May 30, 2024, 6:59 AM

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what the fuck

carmine sonnet May 30, 2024, 6:59 AM

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alt e doesnt do shit

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maybe because in a small diona

subtle gazelle May 30, 2024, 6:59 AM

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yeah

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if you a human you can

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pry open doors and shit

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but if you something like a diona nymph,a cat or some shit you cant

subtle gazelle May 30, 2024, 7:16 AM

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okay lesson learned buckshot aint doing shit for me against higher tier xenos,i NEED TO STUN THEM.

subtle gazelle May 30, 2024, 7:31 AM

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@carmine sonnet

die shotgunning a ravager
spectate rest of the round
last human remaining is a private who just woke up from his cryoslep and didnt even manage to get his gear on
another ravager that didnt encounter my shotty walks up to him
emotes "prepares for a duel"
private pulls out a knife on the ravager
the fucking lurker xeno appears out of nowhere and just bullies the poor guy before they can even start

carmine sonnet May 30, 2024, 7:44 AM

#

lmfao

#

thats just rude

#

got fucking mercd minding my own business in engineering

#

trying to make frezon and shit man

#

soloops bloodred

subtle gazelle May 30, 2024, 8:34 AM

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@carmine sonnet i have yet to give xenos a try,ive been a marine like all this time

#

shit be intimidating lmfao

#

cuz like i fucking shred runners with a pulse rifle,and again regarding runners,i saw one just get one tapped by a shotgun

#

mfs run at speed of light but die from being breathed on,i love speed but gotdam man

carmine sonnet May 30, 2024, 9:07 AM

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do you get to respawn if youre a xeno

subtle gazelle May 30, 2024, 9:15 AM

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carmine sonnet do you get to respawn if youre a xeno

depends if xenos captured living hosts i guess

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they tend to overkill in terms of damage though and or marines manage to friendly fire you so badly you just die before they drag you away so yeah

subtle gazelle May 30, 2024, 11:59 PM

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fp7WU-nsdh0

YouTube

The Duke of Ook

Space Station 13 - Clown Society

A clown's shift on monkestation turns from light pranks to a department-wide security chase. Just a typical day for the clown.

Monkestation Site:
https://monkestation.com/
Monkestation Discord:
https://discord.com/invite/Monkestation
The Twitch to catch and even join us:
https://www.twitch.tv/thedukeofook

Music Used
https://www.youtube.com/pla...

▶ Play video

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peak clownery

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9aNm_CALzQ

YouTube

Jackriip

Space Station 13 - The Strongest Wizard (Cancermancer)

A game-show hosting space wizard commits heresy by mind melding with a statue, a demon, and a janitor(?)

In this space station 13 video I am one part space wizard, one part statue, three part laughter demon, and half-a-part janitor. I abuse these roles with my (not-so) mighty fireball, blasting my enemies into submission. For you...

▶ Play video

#

literally cannot decide whether or not i want wizards,heretics or changelings to be added first

subtle gazelle May 31, 2024, 1:40 AM

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@carmine sonnet man i was a barricade hugging marine a day ago

#

now am RUNNING INTO THE FIRE

#

WITH A SHOTGUN IN MY HANDS INTO THOSE FUCKING XENOS

#

i have died and came back 4 times

#

oh shit they deployed foxtrot marines

#

WELP

#

xenos done cooked aswell because all the remaining marines are fucking roided up aswell

#

before i died i straight up blasted a warrior xeno that was like so ready to fucking murder but ran off second i shot him

#

dude i cant wait for cm14

#

first playtest is not that fucking far away

subtle gazelle May 31, 2024, 2:12 AM

#

damn my character's body be in a coffin

#

and my fellow marine is dead next to me aswell

#

what a fucking round

carmine sonnet May 31, 2024, 3:17 AM

#

barricade hugger

subtle gazelle May 31, 2024, 3:35 AM

#

carmine sonnet barricade hugger

yeah 'cade hugger' BASICALLY sitting behind barricades

#

and just shooting at them

#

LIKE A FUCKING PUSSY AND TURNING THE ROUND INTO A STALEMATe

#

instead of pushing into their fucking hive!!!

#

the thing is you are expandable,might aswell do something fucking meaningful until you get mauled

subtle gazelle May 31, 2024, 4:19 AM

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@carmine sonnet bro a warrior xeno just threw me around like a basketball until i got bombed and got thrown around like a ball again TWICE

carmine sonnet May 31, 2024, 4:49 AM

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you got fucking vine boom dunked

subtle gazelle May 31, 2024, 5:15 AM

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@carmine sonnet okay so i got captured for real this time and i turned into a xeno after the chestburster well

#

bursted out of my chest

#

admins started playing TNT (that one acdc song) when we crash landed on the station on the hijacked shuttle

#

was fucking awesome when all of us xenos were crawling through vents with that shit blasting in the background

carmine sonnet May 31, 2024, 5:51 AM

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oh so thats what happens

#

you turn into a xeno lol

carmine sonnet May 31, 2024, 5:52 AM

#

subtle gazelle admins started playing TNT (that one acdc song) when we crash landed on the stat...

holy shit what, i hope they do that for ss14 too

subtle gazelle May 31, 2024, 5:55 AM

#

carmine sonnet you turn into a xeno lol

you can toggle it off

#

i toggled on the role

#

its off by defualt i guess so newbies dont just

#

straight up waste xenos when they dont know what they doing

carmine sonnet May 31, 2024, 5:58 AM

#

ah

subtle gazelle May 31, 2024, 6:02 AM

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also i just found a combat correnspondant with a friendly xeno

#

theyre basically a rp role btw those correspondants

#

they work just like the reporter role

#

expect they got a camera on their shoulder not jsut dragging it behind em

carmine sonnet May 31, 2024, 6:08 AM

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my ss14 got bugged cameras

#

doesnt show me shit

subtle gazelle May 31, 2024, 6:15 AM

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@carmine sonnet BRO I WENT TO EXAMINE MY HEALTH RIGHT AFTER THE XENOS FUCKED ME UP

#

AND LIKE EVERYTHINGS JUST BRUISED OR BLISTERED

#

MEANWHILE GROIN:MANGLED,BLISTERED,NUMB (BROKEN)

#

WHY DO THEY KEEP AIMING FOR THE DICK

#

LOL THE FUCKER WANTED TO 1v1 ME ONE OF THE BIGGER ONES CUZ I ONLY HAD A RIFLE

#

shotgun scabbard on my back:

#

2 shots and it was fucking dead

#

bro i got internal bleeding over like 3 different spots and 4 broken bones,and the charlie squad's medic manages to push me the fuck out of the ship

#

before i get brought over to the station

#

after the bravo squad's medic told me oh yeah you're gonna be fucked if it gets any worse

#

stuck on the ground now with other bravo squad medic keeping me conscious
mfw i hear we have a breach in our defenses and i cant see shit

carmine sonnet May 31, 2024, 6:44 AM

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id aim for the peepee too

subtle gazelle May 31, 2024, 6:44 AM

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literally die from all the internal bleedings cuz of that asshole charlie medic
spectating rn
literal hive of them above the landing zone

carmine sonnet May 31, 2024, 6:44 AM

#

subtle gazelle >literally die from all the internal bleedings cuz of that asshole charlie medi...

whatd the medic didnt do

subtle gazelle May 31, 2024, 6:44 AM

#

that fucking medic pushed me out

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of the shuttle that was supposed to bring me back

#

to the station's medbay

carmine sonnet May 31, 2024, 6:45 AM

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lol wtf

subtle gazelle May 31, 2024, 6:45 AM

#

the bravo medic are the real ones

#

fuck that charlie squad medic

#

rest are literal kings

subtle gazelle May 31, 2024, 7:20 AM

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@carmine sonnet ok i turned into a xeno again and uhhh the station did not hold a chance

#

our queen died like last minute though

#

i dunno how the fuck

#

but either way,i was a sentinel xeno and i was just harassing the dudes holding the front

#

with acid spits

subtle gazelle May 31, 2024, 11:02 AM

#

@carmine sonnet

latejoin a operation
its red alert
hear that xenomorphs have breached the field base operation
find out that we have our own xenomorph hive to back us up
dont stop me now is next in queue on the playlist as am landing and the queen is attacking at southwest part of the defenses to the base
shotgun

#

its a full on gang war bro

#

green xenos versus the original ones that we made the green ones from

#

i was straight up running at the queen with the shotgun lol

#

i blasted her twice one from a medium distance and one like straight up while standing infront of her

carmine sonnet May 31, 2024, 11:19 AM

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lmfao

#

i guess r&d synthesised their own hivemind

subtle gazelle May 31, 2024, 11:20 AM

#

yeah the marines captured some of the carcasses

#

and brought it back to the ship

carmine sonnet May 31, 2024, 11:20 AM

#

thats sick

subtle gazelle May 31, 2024, 11:20 AM

#

so research managed to make their own facehugger eggs

#

and tested it on a monkey

#

good part about the corrupted hive (the friendly ones the R&D can cook up) is that they will fuck up the other hive's weeds and fortifications by converting it to theirs slowly,and those corrupted weeds don't slow down the marines

#

so you can just go unga ooga booga with a shotgun like i did

subtle gazelle May 31, 2024, 11:39 AM

#

@carmine sonnet am always part of the delta squad
and holy shit i am witnessing the most delta squad moment right now in briefing hall

#

two of the riflemen are straight up playing russian roulette infront of everybody

#

THEY WERE PLAYING FOR LIKE 8 MINUTES MAN

#

ONE FINALLY GOT THE UNLUCKY SPIN

carmine sonnet May 31, 2024, 11:41 AM

#

and sent to medbay

subtle gazelle May 31, 2024, 11:43 AM

#

HOLY SHIT ANOTHER ONE KILLED HIMSELF INFRONT OF CAP

subtle gazelle May 31, 2024, 11:43 AM

#

carmine sonnet and sent to medbay

nah

#

if you blow your brains out youre dead bro

#

no fucking coming back

carmine sonnet May 31, 2024, 11:44 AM

#

oh shit

#

the newmed

subtle gazelle May 31, 2024, 11:44 AM

#

BRO TWO OF OUR RIFLEMEN ARE DEAD AND MISSION HASNT EVEN STARTED

#

GOD I LOVE DELTA SQUAD

#

NO WONDER WHY ALL THE OTHER SQUADS CALL US DELTARDS

subtle gazelle May 31, 2024, 11:46 AM

#

carmine sonnet the newmed

yeah apparently cm 14 has been having issues with the surgery involving removing the chestbursters

carmine sonnet May 31, 2024, 11:53 AM

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subtle gazelle NO WONDER WHY ALL THE OTHER SQUADS CALL US DELTARDS

why is delta squad ass?

#

is it where most new players get shafted to?

subtle gazelle May 31, 2024, 12:10 PM

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carmine sonnet is it where most new players get shafted to?

nah its just a stereotype that the most mentally deranged people get thrown into for some reason

#

bravo squad has a stereotype too,they are ALWAYS the one setting up the field operating base and sitting back and relaxing while rest of the squads are on the front or some shit

#

meanwhile alpha squad is just unga i MUST kill as much xenos as possible

carmine sonnet May 31, 2024, 12:15 PM

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oh lol

#

gonna have to work jn bravo swuad

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ill be the medic

subtle gazelle May 31, 2024, 12:16 PM

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charlie though i dunno shit about em

#

ive only ever been part of charlie like once

#

and we just repaired comms

#

usually delta and alpha are the ones just going front line schizo mode

subtle gazelle May 31, 2024, 12:51 PM

#

just point blank shotty'd a xeno and dodged a lurker ambush right after @carmine sonnet,i have entered the fucking matrix

carmine sonnet May 31, 2024, 12:52 PM

#

fucking zombie round

#

me when i play ss14 but theres zombie round

#

i fucking got turned because of some scumfuck degenerate greytider thought it was funny to bolt the escape pod doors

#

if i find the motherfucker i will end their fucking miserable existence

#

im gonna fuck them so hard that NATO will need a fucking binding resolution that will stop me from mutilating them

subtle gazelle May 31, 2024, 1:21 PM

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@carmine sonnet so i got captured by the xenos,and am like attached to a wall in the dark and MAN i wish what i had in mind worked

#

i was offering them a deal,they were to free me and i would offer them some peak janitorial services

carmine sonnet May 31, 2024, 1:22 PM

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janitorial services

subtle gazelle May 31, 2024, 1:22 PM

#

(i had a shotgun attached to my back because of the magnetic harness attachment and i had grenades in my armor storage)

#

i was planning to suicide bomb

#

thats about it

subtle gazelle May 31, 2024, 1:23 PM

#

carmine sonnet janitorial services

HEY MAN,THERES BLOOD ALL OVER OKAY,ITS A WARZONE

#

SOMEONES GOTTA CLEAN IT UP

carmine sonnet May 31, 2024, 1:23 PM

#

imagine the xenos let you down to try to execute you

#

but you just start shitting out grenade pins

subtle gazelle May 31, 2024, 1:23 PM

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that would ahve been dumb of them,they would kill their captured host lol

subtle gazelle May 31, 2024, 1:24 PM

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carmine sonnet but you just start shitting out grenade pins

the oliver summy special

#

(always ends with atleast 2 people dead from explosives)

carmine sonnet May 31, 2024, 1:25 PM

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i wish they had bluetooth grenades

#

you can set it off remotely

subtle gazelle May 31, 2024, 1:25 PM

#

thats literally my strat and they had to nerf it

#

in wizden

carmine sonnet May 31, 2024, 1:26 PM

#

yeah lol lmfao

subtle gazelle May 31, 2024, 1:26 PM

#

only 15 fucking tiles

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of range for remote signalers

carmine sonnet May 31, 2024, 1:26 PM

#

i noticed they took it away

subtle gazelle May 31, 2024, 1:26 PM

#

advanced remote signalers got 50 tile range

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wow.

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not like i travel countries when i see my target anyway

carmine sonnet May 31, 2024, 1:28 PM

#

imagine you ran cargo salvage

#

and set off explosions during expeditions

subtle gazelle May 31, 2024, 1:29 PM

#

yeah like you're on literally another fucking planet

#

and you just detonate the bombs inside of cargo

carmine sonnet May 31, 2024, 1:30 PM

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and act like you dont know nobody

#

https://tenor.com/view/jody-high-roller-braces-silver-sharp-shark-teeth-gif-5409083

Tenor

Riff Raff grillz

▶ Play video

subtle gazelle May 31, 2024, 1:31 PM

#

my mango

#

is to BLOW UP

#

holy shit i just witnessed a xeno get blown up after it got hit by a snipers flak round

subtle gazelle May 31, 2024, 2:00 PM

#

@carmine sonnet oh also i saw this on ss14 disc earlier,forgot to mention

#

okay which youtuber is gonna cause the fucking tide to arrive

#

after this shit happens

carmine sonnet May 31, 2024, 2:03 PM

#

GAH

#

FUCK

#

FUCKING TIDE OF NEWBIES

#

this aint it

#

gonna have to install ss13

subtle gazelle May 31, 2024, 2:10 PM

#

carmine sonnet FUCKING TIDE OF NEWBIES

ah yes more oblivious people to witness my bombs.

#

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/986948930740813864/1197269871948464158/IMG_20230816_202611_062.gif?ex=65baa775&is=65a83275&hm=79c19c2fd8f86a1e7ce347225d39dbd4e0d5bf9df36c472d76319a6a0c9dbefa&

#

so barack

subtle gazelle May 31, 2024, 2:49 PM

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@carmine sonnet just had my character drink like 8 cups of coffee before briefing

#

HES JITTERING ALL OVER

carmine sonnet May 31, 2024, 2:49 PM

#

blud is tweaking

subtle gazelle May 31, 2024, 2:49 PM

#

HES READY

#

TO COOK

carmine sonnet May 31, 2024, 2:49 PM

#

https://tenor.com/view/funny-horse-mad-horse-gif-17948927

Tenor

subtle gazelle May 31, 2024, 2:50 PM

#

xenos seeing the fucker jittering all over with a shotgun approaching them:

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https://tenor.com/view/detroit-become-human-gif-27710717

Tenor

#

OH SHIT FELLOW DELTACHADS HAVING A FIGHT IN THE CANTEEN WITH CHARLIE

carmine sonnet May 31, 2024, 2:55 PM

#

the indomitable human will in question

subtle gazelle May 31, 2024, 2:55 PM

#

dude everybody in the brief hall is just sitting down and allat all chill and quiet

#

meanwhile my character is just tweaking in his seat

subtle gazelle May 31, 2024, 3:23 PM

#

am trying the janitor gimmick again

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got captured trying to save another marine

subtle gazelle May 31, 2024, 3:40 PM

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ok am playing as sentinel xeno now

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and downed like 3 marines

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all in span of a second

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and survived 2 orbidal bombardments

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well mainly because they uh missed

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but i was like right next to them

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@carmine sonnet this is literally all i do as xeno bro,i just go sentinel,and be a marine lite for xenos

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i COULD evolve into something dangerous like a boiler

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and fucking bomb marines

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but running up to them to just fucking stun 3 of them

subtle gazelle May 31, 2024, 5:19 PM

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@carmine sonnet yet another round as sentinel
this time i helped 4 marines get captured by running up to them and point blank blasting them with my spit

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i may have basically resistance of tissue paper,and i may not be thes fastest xeno on the planet but i got stuns and slows

subtle gazelle Jun 1, 2024, 6:13 AM

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@carmine sonnet my underbarrel shotgun straight up saved me 3 times and i still got merced by a xeno zerg rush not to soon after,cm13 struggles are something

subtle gazelle Jun 1, 2024, 6:14 AM

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carmine sonnet FUCKING TIDE OF NEWBIES

lure them all into atmos,unleash a pressure bomb on them so bad that they'll ash

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shrimple as

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game back to being normal

carmine sonnet Jun 1, 2024, 6:15 AM

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lmfao

carmine sonnet Jun 1, 2024, 6:15 AM

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subtle gazelle <@257476412213035008> my underbarrel shotgun straight up saved me 3 times and i ...

you got bumfuck rushed

subtle gazelle Jun 1, 2024, 6:15 AM

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its like my first time trying out this attachment too

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came in clutch when a praetorian went and grabbed me with its tail across the fucking river

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bro the admins are playing barney theme song

subtle gazelle Jun 1, 2024, 6:50 AM

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queen is down
am just shooting at it while is down
something fucking explodes right next to me
i lose my hearing and am barely alive
@carmine sonnet

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A FUCKING ROCKET MAN,IT EXPLODED RIGHT BESIDES ME AND I SURVIVED

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ALL THIS HAPPENED BECAUSE SOME MORON COULDNT HOLD IT IN THEIR RPG IN THEIR PANTS

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average delta squad experience

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meanwhile bravo is just chillaxing back at the landing zone

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idfk what happened with charlie

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but alpha and delta all of us were just at the front

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before that shit happened

carmine sonnet Jun 1, 2024, 6:57 AM

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id fucking light everything up

subtle gazelle Jun 1, 2024, 6:57 AM

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there are only 11 marines left after that shit

carmine sonnet Jun 1, 2024, 6:57 AM

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i walk out of medbay and everyones dying

subtle gazelle Jun 1, 2024, 6:57 AM

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actually fucking dumb whoever that guy with rpg was

carmine sonnet Jun 1, 2024, 6:57 AM

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except for the medical stuff

subtle gazelle Jun 1, 2024, 6:58 AM

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carmine sonnet id fucking light everything up

honestly xenos already melting all our fucking weapons with acid

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we fucked

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this whole op went to shit ALL BECAUSE OF SOME DIPSHIT WITH A RPg

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I DUNNO WHICH WEAPON SPECIALIST IT WAS BUT I ONLY SAW A DEAD DELTA SPECIALIST NEAR THAT PLACE

carmine sonnet Jun 1, 2024, 7:09 AM

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ahelp?

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id be fuckin pissed

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like i fuck around

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at the cost of my own expense

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but that shit is not the move

subtle gazelle Jun 1, 2024, 7:09 AM

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others said it was cuz of a flank

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apparently there were lurker xenos in the back doing work too

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so its not just that guy who done goofed

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like i didnt know the fuck happened for next few seconds,maybe i was the only one caught in the explosion cuz i was blind and deaf for like 10 or so seconds

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deaf for like few minutes actually

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@carmine sonnet admins just jumpscared us with crash landing simulation at shift start bruh

carmine sonnet Jun 1, 2024, 7:15 AM

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lmfao

subtle gazelle Jun 1, 2024, 7:19 AM

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if only there were actual xenos

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dropping down

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RIGHT AWAY AS THE GAME STARTED

subtle gazelle Jun 1, 2024, 7:57 AM

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@carmine sonnet straight up done cooked again all cause i was trying to save a guy,but i didnt go without a fight after they pulled me in

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UNDERBARREL SHOTGUN FOR THE FUCKING WIN

carmine sonnet Jun 1, 2024, 7:57 AM

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they seem to love dragging people

subtle gazelle Jun 1, 2024, 7:57 AM

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nah like praetorian has a ability

carmine sonnet Jun 1, 2024, 7:57 AM

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gonna put grenades in my pocket

subtle gazelle Jun 1, 2024, 7:57 AM

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to just pull people in from afar

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with its tail

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and they had a boiler that basically knocked us over with its acid

carmine sonnet Jun 1, 2024, 7:58 AM

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im gonna bring thermic grenadesp

subtle gazelle Jun 1, 2024, 7:58 AM

#

and after i got stunned boom that fucker just pulled me into 3 of them but my magnetic harness prevented them from disarming me

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so i just pulled my rifle on them and started unloading the shells

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am slowly succumbing to bloodloss

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and they fractured my fucking head

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after they pulled me in

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@carmine sonnet just scared the fuck out of the queen with a grenade

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they were prepping for a screech

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they had their defender xeno up front and everything to block bullets for em as they were pushing but i pulled a nade

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we're surrounded

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only 3 of us

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and i keep passing out due to low blood level

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only person keeping me alive is a synthetic mf

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I HAVE SURVIVED THE EVENTS

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I HAVE MAGDUMPED A CRUSHER XENO WHILE HALF BLIND

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IVE HAD A SYNTHETIC KEEP ME ALIVE UNTIL THE REINFORCEMENTS ARRIVED FROM THE STATION

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FOXTROT MARINES INCLUDED

subtle gazelle Jun 1, 2024, 11:27 AM

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@carmine sonnet who the fuck cares about the briefing

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deltachad squad just gon sleep through this one

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just ran up to a xeno with my underbarrel shotty while on fire

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blasted him

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may have died to burning but it was fucking worth it lmfao

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mf got flinged like two tiles

carmine sonnet Jun 1, 2024, 11:40 AM

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oh man wth

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ss13 looks so weird when you just came off ss14

subtle gazelle Jun 1, 2024, 11:40 AM

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oh yeah lighting is weaker imo

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ss14 lighting so fucking good compared to this

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tgstation lighting is pretty good doe

carmine sonnet Jun 1, 2024, 11:40 AM

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what 2003 gaming does to a mf

subtle gazelle Jun 1, 2024, 11:40 AM

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tgstation lighting actuall pretty good

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for how limited the engine is

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ok time to set myself ablaze and run at them with a shotgun again doc revived me

carmine sonnet Jun 1, 2024, 11:42 AM

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God’s weakest Delta Squadron Shock Trooper

subtle gazelle Jun 1, 2024, 11:44 AM

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LOL AM DEAD AGAIN

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and its not even cuz of being set on fire

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i exploded TWICE already

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and its less than 30 minutes into the operation

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i dunno who the fuck keeps blowing shit up around me

carmine sonnet Jun 1, 2024, 11:45 AM

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thatd be my peon

subtle gazelle Jun 1, 2024, 11:51 AM

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okay damn i think i got a internal bleeding

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i just passed out out of nowhere

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LMFAO I JUST 1V1'D A PRAETORIAN

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BRO HAD TO RUN

carmine sonnet Jun 1, 2024, 11:53 AM

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subtle gazelle i just passed out out of nowhere

it is what it is mfs when they recieve unsolicited genuine affection from a woman

subtle gazelle Jun 1, 2024, 11:54 AM

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a praetorian just trying to rush me and i just

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pull out the hollow purple (the underbarrel shotgun)

carmine sonnet Jun 1, 2024, 11:54 AM

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LMFAO

subtle gazelle Jun 1, 2024, 11:55 AM

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LITERAL HORDE OF THEM IS KILLING MY COMBAT TECHNICIAN AND PRAETORIAN WANTS ME DEAD

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BUT I PLAYED IT LIKE A FUCKING GOD

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a runner did just rush me soon after when i tried to push them again when they were retreating and i got downed

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and then the orbital bombardment hit

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i shotgunned a praetorian again

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ITS LITERALLY FATE

carmine sonnet Jun 1, 2024, 11:59 AM

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bro you go back to vanillas space station and the fuck in security officer and youre a combat god

subtle gazelle Jun 1, 2024, 12:00 PM

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THE QUEEN WAS TRYING TO DRAG ME AWAY

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BUT OUR SQUAD LITERALLY JUST SHOTGUNNED HER LOL

carmine sonnet Jun 1, 2024, 12:01 PM

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deathly snu snu

subtle gazelle Jun 1, 2024, 12:03 PM

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a defender was banging at the barricades but i hit em with the shotty again

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my entire left arm is broken

carmine sonnet Jun 1, 2024, 12:07 PM

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you did the thumb pose

subtle gazelle Jun 1, 2024, 12:07 PM

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mfw am playing some fucking breakcore in background as am playing and the beat drops just as i fucking shotgun the praetorian they want dead

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https://tenor.com/view/vince-vince-mcmahon-gif-20562072

Tenor

carmine sonnet Jun 1, 2024, 12:08 PM

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you can play personal music in game?

subtle gazelle Jun 1, 2024, 12:08 PM

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nah just

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in other tab brah

carmine sonnet Jun 1, 2024, 12:08 PM

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aw man

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so music is just admemed in the game

subtle gazelle Jun 1, 2024, 12:09 PM

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yeah

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one time a zombie round happened on tg right

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and admins started playing zomboid ost

carmine sonnet Jun 1, 2024, 12:10 PM

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lol nice

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chad activity

subtle gazelle Jun 1, 2024, 12:16 PM

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carmine sonnet bro you go back to vanillas space station and the fuck in security officer and y...

martial art scroll syndie item

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just delete some poor seccie by going bruce lee on their ass in maint tunnel

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that shit must be 13 tc for a reason

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seriously i havent played tgstation for much

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if i were to play it more often i would prob have done shit like that by now

subtle gazelle Jun 1, 2024, 12:34 PM

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okay i got stranded back at comms all alone and got picked off by a warrior and a praetorian

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but i suicide bombed so they wouldnt capture me

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THOSE FILTHY FUCKING SCUM OF THE EARTH WONT TAKE ME ALIVE

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@carmine sonnet only reason i lost here is simple: my shotgun was out of ammo

carmine sonnet Jun 1, 2024, 12:43 PM

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your underbarrel attachment?

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bluds hollow purple was on cooldown

subtle gazelle Jun 1, 2024, 12:43 PM

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i didnt pack a shotgun pouch with me to carry extra shells

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wasnt thinking i would be using this shit THAT much

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this is defo my comfort loadout rn though for my gun

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magnetic harness to keep myself from being disarmed,underbarrel shotgun and a bayonet attached to the muzzle

subtle gazelle Jun 1, 2024, 12:45 PM

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carmine sonnet bluds hollow purple was on cooldown

honestly if i wouldnt have killed them i would have atleast scared them away lol

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xenos are fucking terrified of shotguns cuz of the stun

carmine sonnet Jun 1, 2024, 12:45 PM

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thats a fucking thing?

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magnetic harness seems cracked

subtle gazelle Jun 1, 2024, 12:45 PM

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when you point blank blast somebody

carmine sonnet Jun 1, 2024, 12:45 PM

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oh so you wont drop it

subtle gazelle Jun 1, 2024, 12:46 PM

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oh yeah that is like a

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only on colonial marines

carmine sonnet Jun 1, 2024, 12:46 PM

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is there dragon breaths round for shotguns

subtle gazelle Jun 1, 2024, 12:46 PM

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it basically attaches automatically to your armor suit storage

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yeah

carmine sonnet Jun 1, 2024, 12:46 PM

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holy shit

subtle gazelle Jun 1, 2024, 12:46 PM

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but i think only available from cargo

carmine sonnet Jun 1, 2024, 12:46 PM

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use dat

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damn

subtle gazelle Jun 1, 2024, 12:46 PM

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not in your equipment vendor

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UNLESS

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i missed them,cuz like theres a category for ammo in another vendor marines got

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in their locker room

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where they can spend points on some special equipment like nades n shit

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slugs are like afaik used as a support tool more than anything lmfao

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cuz the stun is way longer

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than regular buckshot shell ones

carmine sonnet Jun 1, 2024, 12:49 PM

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can you alternate loading the round types?

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thatd be sick

subtle gazelle Jun 1, 2024, 12:50 PM

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yeah p sure you can

carmine sonnet Jun 1, 2024, 12:51 PM

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slug, slug, dragons breath

subtle gazelle Jun 1, 2024, 12:51 PM

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be me
a xenomorph lurker
i see a marine
ohakillforme?.jpg
i go for a pounce
mf pulls out the underbarrel shotty with a slug into a dragon breath shell

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https://tenor.com/view/ash-baby-gif-5920695394641505768

Tenor

carmine sonnet Jun 1, 2024, 12:51 PM

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i wonder if bluespace rounds are a thing

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just dismember the fucker on the receiving end

subtle gazelle Jun 1, 2024, 12:53 PM

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there's also flechette shells? i see them kinda often

carmine sonnet Jun 1, 2024, 12:53 PM

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bleed rounds

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triangular bayonet wounds in a shell

subtle gazelle Jun 1, 2024, 12:55 PM

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ah shit am a xeno now

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welp

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@carmine sonnet if this shit aint poetry i dont know what is

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started as a deltachad eeping on the briefing,only to come back as a xeno to the same spot at end of the same round

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https://tenor.com/view/its-peak-peak-fiction-one-piece-gif-26139262

Tenor

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also yeah nevermind dragon breath shells only available from cargo

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not available in that vendor i mentioned

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man my webbing is full of util and my satchel is full of meds

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and am bringing a shotgun shell pouch just for my underbarrel shotty

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@carmine sonnet ALL OF US DELTA ARE DROPPING ALONE

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it's a big fucking squad too

subtle gazelle Jun 1, 2024, 1:49 PM

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holy shit i dont think ive been friendly fired this much

carmine sonnet Jun 1, 2024, 1:50 PM

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lmfao

subtle gazelle Jun 1, 2024, 1:58 PM

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point blanked a ravager and a praetorian

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once again making tier 3 xenos retreat on contact

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i just baited out a spitter xeno into a c4 charge on the wall next to me

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HAHA

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with how much friendly fire this round had

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nah id rather have been on the fucking xeno side

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plus man my last moment i couldnt even fight back cuz i was on the ground unconscious

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idk what the ravager projectile even does

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maybe it paralyzes you or some shit idk

carmine sonnet Jun 1, 2024, 2:18 PM

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tickles your toes

subtle gazelle Jun 1, 2024, 2:23 PM

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man the xenos are having bombs right after bombs just delivered right in their face by close air support

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welp am a xeno now

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time to spit acid at people

subtle gazelle Jun 1, 2024, 2:46 PM

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got downed by machine gun fire and a praetorian was dragging me all around the station before i woke up

#

straight up was screaming WAKE THE FUCK UP

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OH SHIT THE STATION SELF DESTRUCTED

#

CAUSE OF ALL THE XENOS ONBOARD

#

what a cool fucking round

subtle gazelle Jun 2, 2024, 12:37 AM

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@carmine sonnet mfs all bought out magnetic harnesses so my loadout is basically ruined

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had to carry a extra shotty just cause no magnetic harnesses 😔

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okay so i got captured right and the drone xeno was carrying me into the hive to get facehugged and i just upped and suicide bombed

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took like 3 xenos with me

subtle gazelle Jun 2, 2024, 1:58 AM

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I DID IT AGAIN

carmine sonnet Jun 2, 2024, 4:12 AM

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smigma move

subtle gazelle Jun 2, 2024, 4:49 AM

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i took a fellow marine with me that was also about to get facehugged

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it was better than what fate awaited us both anyway

subtle gazelle Jun 2, 2024, 5:06 AM

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@carmine sonnet man am getting better at being a xeno aswell

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aw hell naw...

carmine sonnet Jun 2, 2024, 5:06 AM

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the brain rot

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theyre under your skin now

subtle gazelle Jun 2, 2024, 5:08 AM

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what so much suicide bombing does to a mf

subtle gazelle Jun 2, 2024, 6:01 AM

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@carmine sonnet am just corner peeking some guy as a xeno lmfao

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spitting acid at him everytime

subtle gazelle Jun 2, 2024, 6:24 AM

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welp thats a xeno major victory

subtle gazelle Jun 2, 2024, 10:44 AM

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@carmine sonnet

latejoin a tgstation round
walk into main hallway near cargo
motherfucking changeling slowly walking down the hallway,getting shot and mf isnt even flinching
a guy is yelling out to me to get the fuck into his bunker he built next to bridge
i jump over the table and get in as he locks the blast doors behind us
he says 'we safe here'
there are like 5 welding fuel tanks in the corner
random explosion happens and kills us both

#

"i guess it wasn't safe after all"

subtle gazelle Jun 2, 2024, 11:27 AM

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@carmine sonnet CAPTAIN BECAME THE OBSESSED ANTAG

#

he's straight up stalking some random engi

#

took a photo of himself with the engi without even asking him

subtle gazelle Jun 2, 2024, 11:55 AM

#

also a wizard straight up bashed my head and chest in in maints

#

and now am blind

#

they had to replace my stomach,lungs and allat shit

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oh i also started turning invisible for some reason without any input

subtle gazelle Jun 2, 2024, 12:28 PM

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observing a nukie round rn

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man they play so differently compared to 14's nukies

#

bruh i think his modsuit ai is playing mgr soundtrack

carmine sonnet Jun 2, 2024, 2:20 PM

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cant have pain inhibitor shit in cm13

subtle gazelle Jun 2, 2024, 2:25 PM

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carmine sonnet cant have pain inhibitor shit in cm13

one thing i want to see is nukie going full big boss

#

like nukies got the fucking cqc kit and everything to learn some sick fucking combos

#

what i would fucking do to witness it first hand man

carmine sonnet Jun 2, 2024, 2:34 PM

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imagine they add that in ss14

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they get hidden in dark shadows

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they can lunge and perform a cqc takedown

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then take out a fucking box and go invisible

subtle gazelle Jun 2, 2024, 2:37 PM

#

one thing i forgot to mention about ss13

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heads can be syndies

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besides hos and cap of course,they aren't mindshielded

carmine sonnet Jun 2, 2024, 3:33 PM

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aint no fucking way

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ce got way more fun

subtle gazelle Jun 2, 2024, 5:16 PM

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carmine sonnet aint no fucking way

brother ive witnessed cap become obsessed first hand with some poor engi

#

if THAT can happen,syndie heads of staff is very much a possibility

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if you can also manage to demindshield cap somehow you can also make him your blood brother so you can pull off some crazy shit

subtle gazelle Jun 3, 2024, 6:14 AM

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@carmine sonnet just witnessed a fight between 2 ravager xenos,the ones from the hive we fighting fight against 2 warrior xenos that R&D cooked up

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warrior xenos won cuz there were marines backing em up cause holy shit those 2 ravagers were well

#

ravaging the living fuck out of everything breathing in their vicinity

#

R&D cooked up literally the same amount of xenos that are headed for the station right now

#

THE QUEENS ARE FIGHTING

carmine sonnet Jun 3, 2024, 6:49 AM

#

queen chicken fight

subtle gazelle Jun 3, 2024, 6:49 AM

#

our queen got dog piled bruh

#

that round was cooked anyway,our command sucked

#

i sticked with my squad leader cuz he told me if we didn't take back the communications tower we would lose

mfw am literally the only guy from delta squad that is with him

#

command doesn't even announce to delta squad that we should go take back comms

#

i had a fucking knife fight with a ravager though straight up entered the matrix before another xeno piped up

subtle gazelle Jun 3, 2024, 8:42 AM

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bruh the queen straight up ate me @carmine sonnet

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those mfs weird guh

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if only i had my underbarrel shotty and not a fucking underbarrel flamethrower

#

ok so am captured and am about to get my chest bursted through but the marines just straight up said fuck it we ball

#

and pushed into the hive

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AM SAVED LOL

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LITERALLY AT DEATHS DOOR BUT BROS COME IN BLASTING LAST MINUTE

subtle gazelle Jun 3, 2024, 10:44 AM

#

@carmine sonnet

5 broken bones
still front lining
get jumped by lurker on the way back to field operation base while eating my mre

#

add possible organ failure and a missing foot to that list

#

my right foot is fucking gone lmfao

#

after that piece of shit lurker jumped me

carmine sonnet Jun 3, 2024, 10:47 AM

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atleast youre immune to trench foot now

subtle gazelle Jun 3, 2024, 10:52 AM

#

WHILE I WAS HAVING LUNCH MIND YOU

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NOT COOL MAN

#

the thing is,ive gotten more wary of lurkers and their invisibility ability

#

their invisibility isnt like true invisibility,you can still see them,it's very difficult to spot unless you got like nvg's or some shit

#

i straight up mag dumped one prepping to ambush me

subtle gazelle Jun 3, 2024, 11:38 AM

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@carmine sonnet one round where i wear a beret instead of a usual helmet for protection,and i die 15 minutes into the operation

carmine sonnet Jun 3, 2024, 11:39 AM

#

drip is eternal

subtle gazelle Jun 3, 2024, 11:39 AM

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time to be a fucken xeno

subtle gazelle Jun 3, 2024, 12:26 PM

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am witnessing the god's best burrower

#

kidnapped like 7 or so people

subtle gazelle Jun 3, 2024, 1:15 PM

#

@carmine sonnet tried runner xeno for the first time just now

#

holy shit

#

THE SPEED

#

BRO IT FEELS LIKE AM GOING MACH 5

#

BUT AM MADE OUT OF CARDBOARD

subtle gazelle Jun 3, 2024, 1:40 PM

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@carmine sonnet ok i have maximized my drip in return for basically 0 protection

#

a beret,rolled up sleeves jacket under a M3-L light pattern armor

#

i should be rolling with a smg aswell to be a fucking wasp for xenos

subtle gazelle Jun 3, 2024, 2:10 PM

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ok holy shit i basically got 0 defense against ravagers lol

#

but MAN IF AM DYING I MIGHT ASWELL DIE DRIPPED OUT

subtle gazelle Jun 3, 2024, 2:30 PM

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okay am rolling with a smg this time

#

apparently you can't attach a underbarrel shotgun to a smg...kinda cringe!

subtle gazelle Jun 3, 2024, 3:08 PM

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@carmine sonnet ok so i suffered some minor brain damage due to me not wearing a helm and getting hit a few times in the head

subtle gazelle Jun 3, 2024, 3:52 PM

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am running more of a scout loadout with this seeing how i cant attach a shotgun to the smg

#

motion detector,flares,meds,some utility

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plus holy shit i feel way more confident with the motion detector to go scouting all alone,i will atleast know if theres a threat before i get jumped

#

like i 1v1'd a runner xeno no problem,all cause i knew it was coming

#

and yeah holy shit no helm makes such a huge difference for damage

#

i have 22 brain damage

subtle gazelle Jun 3, 2024, 6:34 PM

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@carmine sonnet

suicide nade the queen and crit her
still get brought back to life by doktors

#

literal main character moment

subtle gazelle Jun 3, 2024, 7:29 PM

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i fucking overdosed on tramadol before they could capture me HAHA

subtle gazelle Jun 3, 2024, 8:34 PM

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@carmine sonnet playing as a sentinel xeno and am just targeting marines legs and spitting acid at them

#

knocked a couple over and its funny as shit

#

and the thing is sentinel's acid isnt that strong

#

its just annoying as shit

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cuz it can recharge the acid so quickly

#

so i just poke out of a corner,spit,hide,poke out again,spit and i just burn their fucking leg to the point they limping

carmine sonnet Jun 3, 2024, 9:32 PM

#

subtle gazelle <@257476412213035008> >suicide nade the queen and crit her >still get brought b...

lol wtf

#

edge of tomorrow type shit

subtle gazelle Jun 3, 2024, 10:01 PM

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@carmine sonnet warrior just headbutted me and flinged me towards the hive and then i hit him with the infamous last words

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'GRENADE OUT!'

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being brought back to medical again to be revived

#

it truly do be live die repeat

#

id rather suicide bomb than have them capture me and give me facehugger treatment

subtle gazelle Jun 3, 2024, 10:51 PM

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@carmine sonnet bro am like hanging back and supporting my bros with a dmr and the brain damage keeps making me drop the fucking dmr

#

and making me walk random direction cause my character's brain keeps going blank for a moment or two

subtle gazelle Jun 3, 2024, 11:16 PM

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i made the queen so fucking mad @carmine sonnet

#

straight up shredded through her tier 3 xenos with AP rounds on my dmr lmfao

#

the boiler was lining up a bomb and as its doing that am just UNLOADING THE WHOLE MAG INTO IT FROM LIKE A SCREEN AND A HALF AWAY

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i know what i should pack for next time now,a shotgun for close range encounters with this shit,either that or a m44

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i should play as a weapon specialist sometime,and be the squad's sniper maybe or a scout

subtle gazelle Jun 4, 2024, 12:09 AM

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bruh the captain gave EVERY OTHER SQUAD like a clear goal,like alpha to take hydro,bravo to set up operation base and for charlie to set up comms

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but us delta got this 'kill everything that moves'

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HONESTLY

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kinda based

carmine sonnet Jun 4, 2024, 3:40 AM

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subtle gazelle and making me walk random direction cause my character's brain keeps going blank...

anthrax be hitting good this time of year

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when cm14 rolls out, we can duo sniper and scout

subtle gazelle Jun 4, 2024, 4:08 AM

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@carmine sonnet i just got decapitated by a lurker xeno bruh

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like straight up decapitated,my head is OFF MY FUCKING SHOULDERS

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i WAS ANNOYING THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF THE XENOS THIS ROUND LOL

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like HOOOLY SHIT MAN THIS IS DESERVED

subtle gazelle Jun 4, 2024, 5:47 AM

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@carmine sonnet some weapon specialist was running a grenadier loadout and uhhh

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uhhh...the fucker blew up like 5 marines over 2 xenos

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it blew up like ALL THE WALLS AND EVERYTHING off the room too

carmine sonnet Jun 4, 2024, 8:39 AM

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your honor, free bird was playing at the guitar solo

subtle gazelle Jun 4, 2024, 10:08 PM

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@carmine sonnet

join wizden for two rounds after like a week of not properly playing the game
both rounds am a syndie

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the cybersun membership card has not expired

carmine sonnet Jun 4, 2024, 10:33 PM

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caprisun

subtle gazelle Jun 5, 2024, 1:44 AM

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@carmine sonnet bro i joined the bravo squad for once and all our combat technicians are doing barely ANYTHING

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like okay you secured that main area where all the supplies will be but WHAT ABOUT ALL THOSE LIL ENTRANCES XENOS CAN SNEAK IN THROUGH AND MURDER YOUR HOMIES IN

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ok i just clipped the fuck out of a lurker xeno while it was invisible

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i forgot i even had the underbarrel shotty installed,if i hadnt that mf would have been dead in a trashbin behind mcdonalds

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lord assign me to delta next time

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ill make sure all those xeno fucks are buried

carmine sonnet Jun 5, 2024, 1:58 AM

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subtle gazelle like okay you secured that main area where all the supplies will be but WHAT ABO...

thanks for the exploit ill use

subtle gazelle Jun 5, 2024, 2:04 AM

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gunning down the living shit out of a defender
lurker comes to back it up and breaks my whole right arm

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okay running from ravagers only leads to one thing i feel @carmine sonnet which is broken bones

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i guess ill have to enter the matrix everytime i have a encounter with one

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okay never fighting against a vamp lurker that shit straight up radiates crackhead energy everytime i see it run in

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man my lungs got fucked up by that lurker

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i got dragged into the dropship and taken to station's medbay to get all the bones fixed

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mfw groundside apparently goes to shit

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paradrop
instantly get thrown against a wall by a warrior xeno and dragged into a fire

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walk back into the field operation base as am burning alive

#Space Station 14 Crew