#Space Station 14 Crew

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subtle gazelle
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at same time

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am not shitting you

carmine sonnet
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trio tesla better

subtle gazelle
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i dunno how it got made

carmine sonnet
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artifact

subtle gazelle
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but tesla and singulo loose actually happeend at same time

carmine sonnet
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sentient artifact

subtle gazelle
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nah thats from like a diff round

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we didnt even have singulo up that time

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we had teg

subtle gazelle
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@remote bridge you see borgs all that often on frontier or nah

remote bridge
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if someone makes them then yeah

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otherwise not really

subtle gazelle
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they changed em a lil their voice n stuff

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i fucking hate the new walking sound but my god the voice change

remote bridge
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im planning to do a baseline bladerunner interlinked thigmabob to the first borg i see next time

subtle gazelle
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that shit so magnificent frfr

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when ai gets added to ss14

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( please newmed first) i am defo playing that

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will love just pulling the 2001 space odyssey reference everytime i malfunction

remote bridge
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have u ever malfunctioned. rizz

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rizz

subtle gazelle
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where newmed

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i fucking need it

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science sucks ass without being able to turn people into chromed up freaks!!!!

remote bridge
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newmed in 2 weeks catdance

subtle gazelle
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just 2 weeks away!!!

remote bridge
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thats what u said a month ago

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LIAR

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skibid. edge. rizz

subtle gazelle
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I SWEAR I AINT LYING THIS TIME!!!

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FOR SHO!

remote bridge
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ur not even on baseline

subtle gazelle
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bro i was a holoparasite

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one time

remote bridge
subtle gazelle
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and atmosian i was a host for kidnapped a salvager who was talking like that

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like he was calling the atmosian beta and that he would sigma him

remote bridge
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ohio fanum taxed

subtle gazelle
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but the atmosian released the 'gyas'

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on him in the chamber he made

remote bridge
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gyatt

subtle gazelle
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and he instantly cremated on spot

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am not shitting you

remote bridge
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thats why u should never mess with atmos engineers

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most of them are john oppenheimer

subtle gazelle
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like the gas floods the room,it does nothing for like

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20 seconds

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then suddenly the whole room just fucking engulfs in flames

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and the guy is just reduced to ash

remote bridge
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the power of the sun in the palm of their hands

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(and on their entire body)

subtle gazelle
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the thing is the atmosian kinda messed up

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he didnt know

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he could just remotely start the fire

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instead he would just throw in a welding torch into the gas chamber guh

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i told him about it and he was like ayo fr?

remote bridge
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blud didnt know about the igniter

subtle gazelle
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he told me he was sorry for being unrobust

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my brother in christ

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am your holoparasite

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you couldnt have gotten anyone worse

remote bridge
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u couldve been like that bug in pinocchio

subtle gazelle
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i kinda was

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i only saved him like once

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by actually fighting

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he got stunbaton'd by some random fucking engi

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in maints

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and i just appear and beat their ass

remote bridge
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u couldnt have chosen a worse host smh my head howieno

subtle gazelle
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so real..

remote bridge
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the chud owner and the sigma stando

subtle gazelle
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they added suicide bomber borg module

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for syndies

remote bridge
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i heard that

subtle gazelle
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cant wait to be a borg and just be told to go bomb cap

remote bridge
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shidder borgs would just frenly fire

subtle gazelle
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@carmine sonnet some poor non syndie mime had me as their holo clown

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they went to sec to get me removed,we come out of there,i am still in mime and he just walks all the way to engi where its all quiet and i just whisper to him 'guess who'

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i literally dont know how the implanter didnt remove me from mime

carmine sonnet
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robust holo

subtle gazelle
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@carmine sonnet fever...i played a whole round as ian

carmine sonnet
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drugged ian?

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forgot which drug

subtle gazelle
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no

carmine sonnet
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cognizine

subtle gazelle
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not cognizine

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literally just ian

carmine sonnet
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im such a good doctor

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wtf lol

subtle gazelle
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ive never felt so much pain

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from hearing 2 words everytime i did something right

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as in literally getting called a good boy

carmine sonnet
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new lotg kink unlocked

subtle gazelle
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FEVER

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I WAS STRAIGHT UP DYING OF LAUGHTER

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EVERYTIME HOP CALLED ME THAT

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holy fucking shit

carmine sonnet
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i usually call ian an idiot

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and other animals

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goober

subtle gazelle
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am surprised someone didnt go on a fucking hunt for me

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we still got murdered by a holo user in the end and i died trying to defend hop

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so thats that

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bro i havent gotten a single syndie round today besides that one where i got gunned down by my fellow syndie with a L6

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fucking christ let me get a good one for once please

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oh shit wait i did get another where i got all my objectives done in one fell swoop

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fuck man,i NEED rounds where i got a kill objective

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I NEED BLOOD

subtle gazelle
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@carmine sonnet played as a space ninja for first time

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during a shitshow of a survival round

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zombies,space dragons,lone ops

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straight up just said hi to lone ops that appeared after i called in a threat

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2 engis watched me call in a threat and were openly discussing whether or not they wanted to gang up on me or not

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but they jsut go 'am not paid enough'

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man i was just thinking of teleporting to them with my katana and shocking them with the gloves after they said that

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okay but man all those abiltiies are fucking fun

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that the ninja has

carmine sonnet
subtle gazelle
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it was a atmosian and ce

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mind you both armed with fire axes

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atmosian was already bit by a zed so he was fucked anyway so why even bother killing him

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the thing is though i did a dick move

remote bridge
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they added golbins to frontier

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frontier has fallen

subtle gazelle
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i called in a threat despite the station being beyond fucked anyway

remote bridge
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millions will skub

subtle gazelle
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goblin race?

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ah hell naw

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i wish i got a cool name as a ninja that round

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guy literally got named assassin raiden yesterday

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RAIDEN FROM MGR NO FUCKIN WAY DOOD!!!!!

remote bridge
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make peace with the assassin

subtle gazelle
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like you get goofy fucking names like agile eater sometimes

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i actually saw that yesterday too

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i was named dragon ria or some shit this round

remote bridge
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dragon deez

subtle gazelle
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zeerol

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i fucking pulled a python on the space dragon as a skeleton that round

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i did get eaten but it fucking died in the end

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i thought i was gonna be rescued until i heard zombies groaning nearby

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then i just waited around as a ghost instead and second i saw space ninja in the ghost roles i fucking went for it

remote bridge
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i tested ship weapon with someone earlier

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its wack

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we destroyed a test ship so easily

subtle gazelle
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very good shuttle weaponry is the 'friendship' cannon

remote bridge
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heard about it but havent tried yet

subtle gazelle
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its literally china lake

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it fucks shit up

remote bridge
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will keep that in mind when i pirate

subtle gazelle
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this is but a classic

remote bridge
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the pilot

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instant gib

subtle gazelle
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cap didn't know

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she didn't know

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friendship incident is just so fucking peak

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until they add genetics and more antags and whatnot this is as peak as it can get

subtle gazelle
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dude this is like ss14's equivalent of livrah,that guy makes like fucking godly ss13 content

subtle gazelle
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@carmine sonnet another greentext by me

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i was engi and i needed CE boots,CE was just gazing at singulo after he set it up so i just magdumped him with cobra,took his boots and dropped him outside of PA room so he wouldnt get 8 billion rad damage

carmine sonnet
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you mean toolbox c4?

subtle gazelle
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and then blew a hole in the walls of the singulo containment field

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and escaped to ai

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and hid there trolling on command comms

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with CE's headset

subtle gazelle
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i only used it for end of round shitshow

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i kind of set a trap to entrance of ai with it if someone were to find me there

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oh also there was a fucking comedic timing to say the least

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at start of the shift,some guy was going 'whiskey...echo...whiskey' on common radio and i just go 'well that's one way to out yourself'
and then game tells me am a fucking syndicate agent

subtle gazelle
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did i tell you how that shift i had a fellow syndie chaplain just fucking gun me down @carmine sonnet

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THE AGENT THAT AM SUPPOSED TO HELP

carmine sonnet
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they had a kill objective?

subtle gazelle
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no

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they were fucking trolling

carmine sonnet
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crime

subtle gazelle
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they were slapping down decoy nukies

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throwing decoy bombs everywhere

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and then when i said 'damn am starting to suspe-' he just guns me down with a python

carmine sonnet
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i never tc guns

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pussy shit

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i only tc explosives and holo

subtle gazelle
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i only ever tc guns if i need em

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if toolbox c4 can take care of the target and the witnesses

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well

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no need for guns

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but if the target is fucking CE or RD aint no way am using toolbox c4

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they gonna tank that shit

subtle gazelle
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@carmine sonnet alright had one round for once where i didnt go sneaky beaky

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because i straight up met a syndie in the elite suit instantly and threw him a code word and we just go

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hos latejoined

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gee i wonder how that went for him...

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greeted by 2 dudes in syndie elite

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we avoided murderboning random civvies though,we just made it clear they were fine as long as they didnt attack us

carmine sonnet
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based

subtle gazelle
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@carmine sonnet joined another round and theres like squad of ERT's and a centcom dude

carmine sonnet
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zombies?

subtle gazelle
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I HOPE TO ROLL NINJA,I MUST SMOKE ERT'S

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nah

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dude i MUST be a antag this round

carmine sonnet
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keep sliding in your costco card

subtle gazelle
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mfw another round where a mime injected themselves with the fucking holo

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they are actually a syndie though this time

subtle gazelle
carmine sonnet
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evil costco

subtle gazelle
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not too far off from reality

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either way i let the holo role slide i am not a big fan of finding out that my host is poopoo

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i just dont like team antags in general cuz of this,literally one time i was the only revolutionary protecting the fucking headrev

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while rest watched him get arrested in med after we murdered a seccie

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like i just straight up dropped my engi hardsuit,fucking pull the stunbaton on hos and drag him into darkness after i stunned him while beating his fucking head in,
MEANWHILE OTHER REVS AINT DOING SHIT

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DESPITE US OUTNUMBERING THE SECCIES

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like MAN i never been so mad,like i never been mad if i fluked as a nukie or some shit but goddamn that rev round had my fucking blood boiling

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am watching the mime just fucking hypo one of the ERT's

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and now is impersonating them

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mf got the changeling update before rest of us

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mime cooked

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he cooked

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cap

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HE FUCKING COOKED CAP

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AND A ERT

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his holo was fucking sleeper

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dipshit holo went after cc guy that was running the fuck off instead of the guy stunning mime

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cant there be a fucking holo and host that are actually in fucking sync for once

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@carmine sonnet mfw other guy that ALWAYS goes for space ninja is also spectating the round alongside me

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this gon be a fucking wild west duel expect its who is faster at clicking the fucking ghost role

carmine sonnet
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mfs when antag roles drop

subtle gazelle
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he better dab me up with revenant or dragon role atleast

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if he doesnt get those for me if he does get the ninja role its joever

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guh we have a revenant snitching on syndies in return for souls

subtle gazelle
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@carmine sonnet some fucking guy blew ame

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with a syndi bomb

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lame fucking play guh we dont got any other power sources on this shitrock lowpop station

carmine sonnet
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boo womp momento premiumo

subtle gazelle
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i mean i dont give a shit i am just observing but man thats lame

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instead be a real one and bomb security

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me and all my homies hate security

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ok i played as a fucking slime and crit like 3 people including cap

subtle gazelle
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@carmine sonnet watched the most sloppy fucking atmos syndie

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fail to kill a techie and then get fucking shot to death by cap and det

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if only i got to play as a syndie this round

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my fucking evil card keeps declining man

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lowpop engi can be so fucking boring unless youre like a syndie or some shit

carmine sonnet
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costco card

subtle gazelle
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goddamn it man i need more than 3 fucking antags

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i NEED CHANGELINGS GODDAMN IT

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or add blood brothers

carmine sonnet
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i want newmed

subtle gazelle
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actually nah fuck blood brothers,its just syndie without uplink and basically flashing a guy to turn them into a syndie

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changelings and heretic,now that would be enough for my fucking HUNGER for antags

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like man i fucking want to see someone pull off ashlord's rite in ss14 as heretic

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i fucking want that mf to just engulf the entire station in flames

subtle gazelle
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@carmine sonnet my evil card went through

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but my target is hos

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time to LOCK THE FUCK IN

carmine sonnet
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ask hos for an interview

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or do the joker strat

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plant bombs and shit, turn yourself in then murdergib hos

subtle gazelle
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the thing is

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if this was ANY OTHER STATION than bagel

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i would have done that

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i have a strat ready for situation just like this

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but it just wont work in bagel cuz part of the plan requires me to be perma'd

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and perma in bagel IS LITERALLY VISIBLE TO PUBLIC

subtle gazelle
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@carmine sonnet that same syndie i saw 1v5 a secoff team literally did it again

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LOOK OUT FOR THE MOTHERFUCKER NAMED KINGSTON MCDONALD THAT MF A ABSOLUTE SCHZO EVERYTIME I SEE HIM BE A SYNDIE

subtle gazelle
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@carmine sonnet yet another round where me and other syndies just fucking troll the station hard

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chap just straight up got into a gunfight with cap,i distracted CE while my fellow agent stole his boots off him with thieving gloves..

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and i just blew up barkeep with box of 2 c4 and minibomb

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after i had a lengthy and friendly lil conversation with him

carmine sonnet
subtle gazelle
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MAN i feel like shit for blowing up that barkeep

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the addition of a minibomb to the c4 box just evaporated him off the face of the station man

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he was a dwarf barkeep that was serving SHITTON of ice cream

subtle gazelle
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@carmine sonnet they added sleeper agents

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random event where random crew turns into syndies

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i straight up had a round where it was revs,only for us to get the sleeper agent event and kaboom next thing you know theres a mime running around with a china lake

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while theres a space dragon basically invading cargo and chapel

subtle gazelle
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oh shit i think drones are being added back

carmine sonnet
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what do drones even do

subtle gazelle
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theyre just there to repair shit

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they may NOT interact with anyone other than other drones

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even if that person is being spaced

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their laws be like this

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1: You may not involve yourself in the matters of another being, even if such matters conflict with Law Two or Law Three, unless the other being is another Drone.

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2: You may not harm any being, regardless of intent or circumstance.

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3: Your goals are to build, maintain, repair, improve, and power to the best of your abilities, You must never actively work against these goals.

carmine sonnet
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lol wtf

subtle gazelle
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yeah you're basically a engi bot

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that must not interact with crew at fucking all

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on tgstation they actually have a whole different language to keep them from doing that,so you wouldnt understand it unless your character was bilingual and knew that specific language

remote bridge
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sputnikman keeps ddosing spessman

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is so joever

subtle gazelle
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hit them with the minibomb+c4 combo

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took 2 other people with him

remote bridge
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bomberman

subtle gazelle
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@carmine sonnet i did it again

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i have done it again

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i stole command and sec comms as a syndie

carmine sonnet
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crimes

subtle gazelle
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and i trolled

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as 'sir mc-steals-alot'

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on command and sec comms

carmine sonnet
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ah so that was you

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ive seen that callsign once

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i was cmo

subtle gazelle
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was you on levi

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because thats like the only server i play

carmine sonnet
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sometimes

subtle gazelle
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yeah like i basically had done all my objectives besides going to cc since evac wasnt there yet so i jsut

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impersonated cap

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or criminal records computer

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you know whats the worst thing i did that round though? @carmine sonnet

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i gave clown insuls

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and he straight up cooked

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med wasnt getting anything but nitrogen

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i think they even got water vapour flood at some point i dunno where that came from

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but like clown straight up caused chaos

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and knowing that person who played as the clown that round

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i dunno if they were antag or not

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because we never got to evac cuz server ddossed

carmine sonnet
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hacked into atmos?

subtle gazelle
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i dunno i always see him do this on bagel

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he fucks with atmos and siphons nitrogen

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out of distro

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i dont know what the fuck he did

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okay

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i was too busy trolling on sec and command comms

carmine sonnet
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i just realised that below freezing point trit burns by itself

subtle gazelle
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@carmine sonnet mfw i find out postround that the guy i was looking for to rescue them was a fucking syndie

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that got killed by another syndie

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i was not syndie

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whole round i just spent playing as a space carp

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literally the only survivor on the station

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was cap

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nobody else made it out

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that dragon and all of us carp goons fucking locked in guh

carmine sonnet
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lol

subtle gazelle
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one syndie was just going ham on us with c20

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and blew himself up with a random welding tank that was out in a hallway

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while he was running and shooting at us

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and like apparently,the dragon 1v1'd a guy with a holo and northstars and won

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he ran into another guy with northstars late into the round,fucking won again

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that dragon was cooking

carmine sonnet
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imagine not recalling evac as soon as i start making frezon

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couldnt be me

carmine sonnet
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wtf

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enemy communications detected security level elevated

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new broadcast

subtle gazelle
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1-2 random crewmates finally woke up and realized that they work for the syndicate

subtle gazelle
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the funny thing is though

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is that ive seen this event happen during nukies

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so technically we went from 4 nukies and a borg to 6 nukies

subtle gazelle
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@carmine sonnet i was a rat king

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1 of 3

carmine sonnet
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levi?

subtle gazelle
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yes

carmine sonnet
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i was on levi earlier lol

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tree doctor

subtle gazelle
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i took my kids (the fucking rats) to the zoo

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since this was on oasis

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and then the chaplain pulled a python on me and tried to shoot me

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which then prompted me to visit medbay after he got got

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and then otehr rat king shows up with his fucking army and looses them

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and i just go fuck it and do the same aswell

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and get this

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after we're done

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zombies pull up

carmine sonnet
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im so happy i cryoed

subtle gazelle
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and turn all the fucking dead people into zombies

subtle gazelle
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the sad thing is this could have all been avoided if command didnt tell seccies to kill the VERY much PEACEFUL rat kings

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THREE OF THEM MIND YOU

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i literally ravaged the cargo/atmos area of the oasis station for food while others were i dunno where the fuckever

subtle gazelle
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@carmine sonnet called some syndies obvious voicemask over the radio 'a dollar store voice changer' which was then followed by a threat from the syndie

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but i was a greytider that shift

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couldnt really do much

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besides breaking into one of those security checkpoints and stealing a locker full of secoff equipment

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for my own safety of course

carmine sonnet
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lmfao

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casual theft

subtle gazelle
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those fucking sectoids all died there

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including hos

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and the thing is i dont like to validhunt as a non sec

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like damn its not my problem unless someone is after me,and knowing who that agent was that i pissed off on the radio i think he meant that as a joke

subtle gazelle
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@carmine sonnet just had a 2 hour long round on leviathan with

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plasma floods,space dragons,sleeper agents,nukies

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MAN that was a good engi round

carmine sonnet
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my longest is 4 hours it was on salamander

subtle gazelle
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if i were to count ss13 rounds

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longest for me would be

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like 6 hours

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on goonstation as a botanist

subtle gazelle
subtle gazelle
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@carmine sonnet hos asked to search me after they basically sweeped engi while i was away

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i was coming back to engi,see hos basically stop after seeing me waddling over to engi and follow me,i say sure,drop toolbox,pull out the survival box and you know how that story fucking goes

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i hit that mf with the hollow purple

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AND NOBODY SUSPECTED ME

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DESPITE HIM EXPLODING AFTER HE TRIED TO SEARCH ME

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AND AFTER THAT MIND YOU,I BOMBED AND GIBBED LIKE 3 PEOPLE

subtle gazelle
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@carmine sonnet i activated as a sleeper agent middle of the round

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for the first time

carmine sonnet
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so basically a syndie round?

subtle gazelle
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yeah,AND I ONLY HAD HELP OBJECTIVES

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AND NEITHER OF THEM RESPONDED TO ME ON THE RADIO

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SO I WAS JUST RUNNIN AROUND LOOKING FOR THE DIPSHIT

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MFW HE GOT ARRESTED

carmine sonnet
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bold of you to assume they bought syndie comm chip

subtle gazelle
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no no

carmine sonnet
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id just inject pun pun with a holo

subtle gazelle
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like i asked engis if they saw him

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since he was a atmos

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i also said yo i got a gift from sci for aiden

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or whatever the fuck his name was

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AND LAST MINUTE I HEAR 'AIDEN I RECKON WAS BEING ESCORTED BY WARD'

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and am like FUCKING FURIOUS

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literally kill like 6 people post evac shuttle with esword and viper

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and all i get is 'sorry' in the post lobby round and that 'they arent robust enough yet'

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brother...your objective was to kill a fucking sci assistant and escape

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you literally have to kill a fucking nerd

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you could have told me that shit and i would have had it done INSTANTLY

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this is why i fucking despise help objectives

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all it takes is for the dipshit to just leave you on read and you don't get it done

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anyway time for another round

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i better get 3 kill objectives including that fucker from the round before

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if i even roll syndie

subtle gazelle
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@carmine sonnet the minibomb+c4 backfired

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my objective was to assassinate cap

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and i took out 2 fucking people,murdered cap but didnt gib him and almost gibbed myself in the process too

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man my dumbass be fluking alot today wallahi am finished

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dunno if i want to play antag no more today

carmine sonnet
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lmfao

subtle gazelle
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@carmine sonnet zombie round where me and borg just spent deconstructing a shuttle stuck inside of bridge

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hide out inside a substation room after zombies enter bridge
escape to shuttle through space

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pull mission impossible on the shuttle

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i was just hiding in the dark that whole fucking moment zombies rushed into bridge cuh

carmine sonnet
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survival rounds only has a 15% chance of occuring 🗣️🗣️🗣️

subtle gazelle
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until there were no more zombie sounds i just hacked my way out of bridge

subtle gazelle
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that 15% finna feel like 50%

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like if we get lings,wizards and heretics to fill in the fucking gap

carmine sonnet
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i wont mind survival rounds when i have newmed

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but all i got are survival rounds and no newmed

subtle gazelle
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trust

subtle gazelle
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(dont)

subtle gazelle
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@carmine sonnet mfw plasma fire happens and CE fucking dies so i have to rescue his burning body before he turns to ash

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ALL OF THE STATION WAS ON FIRE BRO

carmine sonnet
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my ass is making heartbreaker toxin first thing as cmo

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im tired of getting merc’d

subtle gazelle
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cuz you wouldnt even get a chance to pull that shit off with hypo if there were more people doing this

carmine sonnet
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i played yesterday and i was sleep deprived as fuck

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and i got cmo role so i just sat in front of the crew monitor

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then a mf went up to me with the fist of the north star

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then i got gibbed by something

#

pretty sure the person that mercd my ass was my chemist

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but i got a clown and greytider homie

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mf got arrested

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greentext but in custody LOL

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the greytider was a chemist/chef/service worker, said he wanted to make candy

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and the clown got promoted into command

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clown and grey tide hard carried against nukies as always

subtle gazelle
#

bro i witnessed some vile shit today

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so like am at the bar right,nothing is fucking happening nothing has exploded am engi

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and power starts flickering like crazy all of the sudden

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we go check engi,nothing there,one guy goes to check teg and then calls us over the radio

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and we all go there,and we see remains of a engi being looped on 2 conveyer belts

carmine sonnet
#

lmfao

subtle gazelle
#

each end of the conveyer belt leading to a electrified grille

carmine sonnet
#

ah

subtle gazelle
#

which electrocute the remains

carmine sonnet
#

i shouldve thought of that before

#

im ashamed of myself

subtle gazelle
#

bro that shit will stick with me

#

actually taking notes

carmine sonnet
#

ill start using that tactic actually

subtle gazelle
#

literally the most cursed fucking strat ive ever seen

#

MAN thats brutal

carmine sonnet
#

also yesterday, we got a fucking war message from a nukie

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i told ce to start making maxcaps

#

his ass said he dont know how to so i said make cold trit first

#

station goes to hell and i spectate engineering and theres a fucking trit flood

#

average lrp command gaming

subtle gazelle
#

most competent CE

#

theres like 2 or 3 actual good CE's i see alot on lrp

carmine sonnet
#

i feel like im atleast baseline competent at every role in ss14

#

unless they add new more

#

also, the inventory changes are stupid, i press v and backpack open and closes before

#

now i have to right click my backpack before i can open it again

subtle gazelle
#

ive been reading up on ss14 disc lately

carmine sonnet
#

did you whitelist for mrp yet?

subtle gazelle
#

the guy thats working on newmed says he doesnt know if it'll be possible to add it before feature freeze,if not they'll try to implement it during the feature freeze

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bro only mrp server is us west and i am from europe

carmine sonnet
#

im from sea bro

subtle gazelle
#

i already get shit ping on us east lol

carmine sonnet
#

i have to predict the future and shit when i play on far servers

#

good servers have me lagging but doesnt disconnect me

#

let me persist in my folly

#

actually i havent made a working maxcap yet

subtle gazelle
#

its one reason i barely play sec

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its the fucking ping

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plus i dont like shitters so i dont want to be the one to deal with them

#

fucking constantly

carmine sonnet
#

let me share the recipe

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so

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gather trit in a canister with a freezer connected to its distro

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set it to coldest

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so funny thing about trit

subtle gazelle
#

go on

carmine sonnet
#

its constantly on fire when its really really cold

#

so get and empty air tank

subtle gazelle
#

i surely wont use this fucking info to terrorize lrp when i finally get around being an atmosian

#

(and a syndie)

carmine sonnet
#

get 50% filled

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then get oxygen and plasma canister

#

mix that to uh

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55 plasma 45 oxygen

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then you have to make it cold too

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coldest temp

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im pretty its why reactions didnt take place before

#

so you have cold trit and cold plasma oxygen mix

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then you have a 50%filled cold trit air canister

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the big one

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the ones you get from dispenser

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then fill it to max with the plasma oxygen mix

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throw that fucker

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and run

#

like im being for real

#

one maxcap can engulf an entire medbay in fire

subtle gazelle
#

bro

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ive seen it in action

carmine sonnet
#

the 6 tiles nearest is fatal

subtle gazelle
#

that fucking atmosian

#

literally nuked half the station

#

with maxcaps

carmine sonnet
#

now go and have fun

#

that shit took me 14 hours to figure out

#

not counting the thousands of hours

#

minutes*

#

after i make the maxcap i want to try the flamethrower fire extinguisher next

#

if only chemistry let me have fluorine and chlorine over the counter

#

wait i meant air tank

#

canister is the big fucker

subtle gazelle
carmine sonnet
#

actually ill put my recipe for making frezon here too

#

i forget sometimes when i dont play atmos for a while

subtle gazelle
#

i am engi only until newmed gets added

#

no fucking reason to play sci until then

#

wow haha i blew myself up with a fucking alien hell rock trying to research some dipshit speed boots

#

i wanna fucking turn people into half machine chromed up freaks not blow myself up with whatever the fuck those rocks they find out in space

carmine sonnet
#

setup distro threeway; station distro, trit distro(3.6plasma-97.4oxy), frezonreactant distro(60oxy-40nitro)

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frezon reactant and trit catalyst must be set to coldest temp being them the reactant and catalyst,

#

setup frezon distro, mix 40catalyst-60reactant, setup filters for frezon, nitrous oxide, and nitrogen

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the reaction generates all three gasses and nitrogen must be siphoned out from time to time because the circulation will be overwhelmed with nitrogen

#

you need at least 4 freezers for this setup, two for trit distro, one each for catalyst and frezon circulation

#

remind me to send my distro setup screenie later when i get home if youre interested

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i also remember seeing uh, update recipe list for chemistry lol

#

i made space candy

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it was uh, lithium, glucose and

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fucking forgor

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magnesium i think

#

call me bain with how i guess how to make candy

subtle gazelle
#

no fucking way i stayed up all night playing this shi i gotta go sleep

#

its like 6 fuckin am

#

if i dont get a good syndie round next time i fuckin get on this game

#

am turning off syndie antag entirely for next 2 days

carmine sonnet
#

lmfao

#

that shit happened to me in tf2

#

like aint no fucking way the suns rising

subtle gazelle
#

@carmine sonnet first round today and its a syndie round

#

mfw kill target is detective

#

hear him near a crime scene
go 'check on solars' (i literally just printed a remote signaler and bought a minibomb and c4 at solars)
come back to see him and the cadet chatting with the botanists
walk past him,dropping the box bomba
gain a good enough distance to where i wouldnt fucking die
hes dead

#

and 2 other people almost got gibbed in the process

#

a cargonian asking botany for a bounty and the cadet

#

man its like this is the most sureway way to fucking assassinate someone without being suspected of the killing

#

unless the fucking target is CE or RD

#

i would just esword or gun these two down instead

subtle gazelle
carmine sonnet
#

wait minibomb?

#

actually bavent tried minibombs

#

i think its what gibbed me yesterday

carmine sonnet
#

LETS GO

subtle gazelle
#

just 1 c4 to detonate the minibomb

#

since i cant link minibomb to a remote signaler

#

as long as your target isnt CE or RD

#

its gonna gib the fucker

#

or come close to gibbing them atleast

carmine sonnet
#

joined a 22 minute round and theres glass barriers in the hallway

#

and guns and bullet casing strewn about

#

lrp momento

subtle gazelle
#

@carmine sonnet >salv ftl's wherever

they find nukie outpost
grav goes out

#

and worst part is they were real

carmine sonnet
#

LMFAO

subtle gazelle
#

the maxcap incident

subtle gazelle
#

@carmine sonnet >salv round

roll syndie
my fellow salv is a syndie
when we mining i tell him i need him alive
mfw he tells me he needs other salv alive

#

operation "we have nukies at home"

#

security did not have fun that round

#

tfw 3 syndie elite suit mfs rush your ass with shotguns and smg's

subtle gazelle
#

oh yeah i forgot

#

we just had a non antag atmosian just chilling at our shuttle lol

#

as all the bodies were piling up he was just expanding our shuttle lol

carmine sonnet
#

was he in on it

#

actually is he allowed to be in on it

subtle gazelle
#

he straight up made a storage room in the back and was adding a suit storage room on the right side of the shuttle lol

#

he was just chillin coolin brah he didn care bout nun

#

still wont forget how i turn the corner with a kammerer and enforcer in my hand and blasting hos point blank

subtle gazelle
#

@carmine sonnet I GOT FUCKING A TRAIN'D BY THE IMMOVABLE ROD BRUH

#

WAS PLAYING AS A BARKEEP AND MESSING AROUND WITH MY BUDDY AND THE ROD JUST FUCKING TOOK HIM WHILE I SURVIVED BY MERE INCHES

carmine sonnet
#

i got hit as ce

#

i was making spears, rod passed by me but the hitbox told me otherwise

subtle gazelle
#

@carmine sonnet that same fren and i just both rolled syndie

#

cap heard us in maints gambling

#

he comes to check,my fren is in elite with l6 and i jsut run after him with northstars

subtle gazelle
#

@carmine sonnet just had a round as punpun where i was a cargo techie

#

got cogni'd

subtle gazelle
#

@carmine sonnet i had a syndie clown round

#

i did not go down without a fight after being found out

#

gibbed my target and a casualty,killed 2 sectoids with a esword

#

before running out of emp charges

#

my plan was to just get sec access to kill warden

#

past that

#

but i gave up after being caught honestly

#

so i killed like 4 people before being perma'd

#

they were actually thinking of executing me

#

but cap said naw

carmine sonnet
#

lol

#

let hin suffer existence

#

is killbinding ok to do?

subtle gazelle
#

some just go to cryo if its mapped into that station's perma

subtle gazelle
#

@carmine sonnet just had a round on oasis as clown

#

a syndie clown.

#

where i had to juggle between being part of mime mafia

#

and a fucking hitman for a atmos tech

#

mime was straight up dressed up like a mafia boss and had like 3 mime goons and me as his right hand

carmine sonnet
#

LOL

subtle gazelle
#

@carmine sonnet i had a good fucking revolutionary round as a clown guh

#

i got converted literally instantly

#

and me and the headrev killed 3 secoffs

#

then all of med got converted,fucking stunbaton'd cap and killed him

#

security couldnt do shit

#

i was imprisoned at first though when i tried to save the headrev

#

but a fellow rev freed me and then we went to bridge to confront the remnants of security

#

I FUCKING RUSHED IN,GRABBED CAPS SABER THAT WAS ON THE GROUND NEAR A DEAD SECOFF AND MURDERED HOS

#

before getting stun baton'd by another secoff and getting stabbed to death with the same saber

#

that bridge fight was actually peak i dont remember the round id

#

but my god it fucked

#

if only i was the one that rolled the sleeper agent that round

#

i would have lived and murdered everyone in there

subtle gazelle
#

@carmine sonnet i got die a glorious death objective last round as a clown syndie bruh

#

i literally didnt get to do shit this round

#

i had the elaborate plan to assassinate hos which was my target

#

(minibomb+c4)

#

and murderbone my way to rest of the targets

carmine sonnet
#

costco membership card just coming up with random bullshit at this point man

subtle gazelle
#

like full on

#

treatment

#

its such a rare objective i barely ever see it

#

and due to hos dying my whole plan fucking collapsed

#

so i didnt get to do shit since one of the targets jsut marooned themselves,while CE appeared like last second before shuttle got supermatter naded and blew me up

#

3/4 from literally doing nothing

#

i wanted to fucking kill hos and also thought of killing cap and using her access for breaching places but again cap was basically evading me

subtle gazelle
#

@carmine sonnet rev round where i got mindshielded as clown

#

i go to engi as power is fucking sabo'd by revs,AME is literally gone

#

engi is spaced

#

CE is dead

#

i look for any potential W's like everywhere,get myself insuls,hardsuit all that shit

#

spacewalk all the way over to cargo,get met by a mob of revs,one rushes at me with cap saber

#

i fucking cream pie him and grab his saber while hes down and kill him instantly

#

rest of the revs rush me when they see that shit happen and i injure couple more

#

before dying

#

BECAUSE ALL OF SEC GOT FUCKING DESTROYED WHILE I WAS LOOKING FOR CE IN ENGI

#

and mind you i was half fucking blind because i had to weld open a few doors to the AME

#

literal schizo clown round

subtle gazelle
#

"boy i sure love getting gibbed 10 minutes into the shift with a box full of bombs" - the jani that was my target,in the post game lobby @carmine sonnet

carmine sonnet
#

gotta wait 30 minutes before doing crimes

subtle gazelle
#

that only really applies to sabotage man

carmine sonnet
#

oh

#

ohhhhhh

subtle gazelle
#

like no you can't just

carmine sonnet
subtle gazelle
#

blow up the fucking AME LESS THAN 10 MINUTES INTO THE SHIFT

carmine sonnet
#

but what if my kill target was next to it

subtle gazelle
#

but gib TWO people?

#

IT AIGHT

#

IT ALL GOOD

subtle gazelle
carmine sonnet
#

if someone maxcaps ame less than 10 minutes, the mods should be amazed

#

they are fucking schmooving in atmos

subtle gazelle
#

the syndie that was supposed to help me got caught

#

trying to execute a plan in dispos with another syndie

#

meanwhile i end up on top of the fucking syndie scoreboard thing mc jig

#

literally nobody suspected i was a syndie,i just kidnapped ian and butchered him in dark maints tunnel,i gibbed my target and all taht was missing for it to be a full greentext was QM that was MIA with his digiboard

#

after loneops attacked cargo

carmine sonnet
#

i remember being atmos syndie on a lowpop server

#

i had ian steak for objective so i just did distro

#

i go out 30 minutes and i see a whole menagerie of animals running about

#

and lo and behold, ian was infront of atmos door

#

i fucking yoinked that shit

subtle gazelle
#

literally delivered

#

lmfao

carmine sonnet
#

then i asked for jani perms prefaced as helping cleaning the station

#

and let me tell you my brother, only thing i cleaned was ians blood

subtle gazelle
#

i saw hop dragging ian out of the office after evac was called and i just stole him out of his hands when he turned a corner and i wasnt in his sight

carmine sonnet
#

EVIL AHH ACTIVITIES

subtle gazelle
#

i had esword in my backpack,emp implant and noslips so if he fucking chased after me he was going down alongside his fucking puppy

carmine sonnet
#

i remember eating ian cause i only needed his leather

subtle gazelle
#

you know i should start announcing on common radio with a voice changer everytime i strike with a bomba @carmine sonnet

#

i just need a name besides fucking sir kabooms-alot

subtle gazelle
#

@carmine sonnet me and a musician pulled the most disrespectful beatdown against a nukie commander bruh

#

i fucking call out nukies at bridge,i go to dorms for safety,then turn back to bridge like a minute later,dead seccies everywhere,i loot them,and like they are fucking shooting up med halls

#

and their commander pulls up as am looting the seccies for their belts,while the musician comes out of maints,with a banana cream pie in hand and fucking pies the commander and takes his L6

#

empties whatever ammo remains in it,hes still standing,i pull the stunbaton from the seccies toolbelt,rush his ass and stun him and then turn it off and fucking start wailing on him with it

carmine sonnet
#

lmfao

#

weakest greytide gameplay

subtle gazelle
#

GREYTIDE WORLDWIDE

subtle gazelle
#

@carmine sonnet

clown round
psychologist comes up to me and tells me to come with him to medbay
reveals to me that someone's kids just died and to help cheer them up
mfw i actually have to be a clown

carmine sonnet
#

i just fucking joined man

#

i already hear dispo being bombed

carmine sonnet
#

theres fucking nukies

#

explosions

#

now zombies

subtle gazelle
#

zed ops moment

#

which server this be on

carmine sonnet
#

us west

#

there were also dragon and terminator

subtle gazelle
#

@carmine sonnet we just had a liquid anom go crit in engi

#

and we didnt call sec cuz we thought we could deal with it our own way

#

we space the place while holding the door open with a vendor,slimes arent dying

#

so CE joins the round,i tell em over the radio the situation

#

and he just tells me to welder bomb the department

#

i hit them with this shit and did it

7a7pdi.jpg
#

3 of us died but 5 of 8 reagant slimes died

#

so it was a engi W

#

(i literally forgot that slimes are weak to water)

carmine sonnet
#

most competent science shift vs least effective engineering shift

subtle gazelle
#

they'll fucking die instantly

#

as long as they arent wearing a hardsuit and have their helmet up

subtle gazelle
#

just watched a ss13 vod of a guy blowing up erper's with a maxcap

#

mf be doing gods work

subtle gazelle
#

@carmine sonnet am starting to think taht everytime i roll lawyer

#

i am gonna be a syndie

#

and or if am barkeep

#

i had a funny little kill though this shift

#

i report to det over sec radio that a tider found a box with a bomb inside of it RIGHT OUTSIDE HIS OFFICE

#

tell him to be careful

#

he comes out,takes a look at it,since it doesnt insta detonate picks it up,takes it,i detonate it and hes gibbed

#

sir kabooms-alot strikes again

#

i hit them with the 'between nanotrasen and the syndicate i alone am the explosive one' over the sec radio before doing it with voice mask aswell before i did it

subtle gazelle
#

@carmine sonnet >clown syndie round on core

objectives: steal ce mags,hos orders
kinda chill for 30 minutes observing CE from afar
he always leaves his magboots in the suit storage for some reason
think of stealing cap's id to get all the access with thieving gloves
no opportunity like that comes up
i stop CE for a joke
and as am telling him the joke i steal his id and get into engi and steal his magboots and run after i throw back his id back at him as am running

#

go into maints
hide for a bit
gear up for seccie maint encounters
web vest,emp implant,esword

#

some unfortunate cadet walks into the maint dorm room am hiding in
ON SIGHT ESWORD ACTIVATION
gut them like a pig
take their comms and some gear and throw them out into med hall from maints

#

hide for rest of the shift in maints while trolling on sec comms

#

and then sneak into evac shuttle dressed as a tech assistant

carmine sonnet
#

i hide the department head items

#

but not in the same locker

#

solve thee riddles to attain knowledge

subtle gazelle
#

@carmine sonnet atmos just made us 300k

#

and some moron wasted it all on gambling

#

(not me)

#

the guy that did it hit me with the '90% of gamblers quit before they hit it big'

#

space dragon actually appears,destroys the fucking station,and all the gambled gear i had (robust toolbox,makeshift laser pistol) came in handy as fuck

#

i literally murdered an army of the carps with the toolbox

#

20 WHOLE FUCKING UNITS OF DAMAGE WHILE HITTING AS FAST AS CAP SWORD

#

IT FEELS LIKE I AM USING HIS GRACE MAN

#

THAT SHIT MADE ME WISH IT COMES TO SS14

#

EVEN MORE

subtle gazelle
#

just had a thief clown round where i got snitched on after being seen by a lawyer that i was breaking into cmo room for bedsheets

#

2 different seccies chase me through 2 different locations and all give up after i just evade them and slip them both without a scratch

carmine sonnet
subtle gazelle
#

i was walking around scot free doing whatever the fuck i wanted

#

emagged into hop's room,broke into CE room

#

but like break into the CE room was way before that lol,i stole the fucking CE cloak and walked around with it infront of seccies and engies and shi

#

seccies are literally not doing anything about me being a blatant thief

carmine sonnet
#

you passed the vibe check i guess

subtle gazelle
#

and all i got from engies was 'nice cloak bro'

#

tell them that i stole it from their boss' room and they still chill

#

clown thief really has that aura huh

carmine sonnet
subtle gazelle
#

@carmine sonnet another clown syndicate round where 3 other syndie dudes in syndie elites show up at bridge alongside me and kill hoppy and hos with no issue

#

and then all get turned into zombies in evac shuttle while teslaloose is eating away at the said shuttle

#

the funny thing is

#

before i rolled syndie

#

i found sus toolbox

#

in maint tunnels and got myself combat gloves and syndie mask all for free

#

BEFORE I EVEN KNEW I WOULD BE SYNDIE

#

HOW FUCKING LUCKY IS THAT

carmine sonnet
#

blud got the cybersun prime subscription

#

no fucking way

carmine sonnet
#

client got an update

#

and i see a news bulletin about train map

#

we are so back

carmine sonnet
#

had a redshit

#

i didnt do jack shit

#

im so bad at being syndicate

subtle gazelle
#

@carmine sonnet I JUST GOT MY FIRST NUKIE W

#

AS A COMMANDER

#

BRUH

#

I AM NOT EVEN QUEUED FOR COMMANDER

#

ALL MY PLAN WAS

#

WAS 'PUNCH CARGO,KILL PEOPLE,HUNT CAP'

#

i got pie'd on entry by the fucking clown,only for our assault borgo to turn everyone in the room excluding the other nukies into swiss cheese guh

subtle gazelle
#

@carmine sonnet man that nukie round was actually such a fucking roller coaster

#

i straight up almost died at the start but our borg dragged me back to agent and i got healed back and then i took stims

carmine sonnet
#

seems like its a borg meta tf

subtle gazelle
#

proceeds to run at cap with esword and fucking murdered him

#

i didn't change my agent id name to 'the chef' for nothing

#

i was fucking cooking

subtle gazelle
#

but i welded em back like 12 times and if they were getting abducted by crew i just ran after them like GIVE ME HIM BACK GIVE HIM BACK

#

while high off my ass on stims

#

ive seen some godly assault borgs though

#

that barely get shot down

#

one time there was a borg that straight up 1vx'd half the fucking crew with its double e sword

#

SAME ROUND WHERE I GOT MAG DUMPED WITH A BULLDOG BY MY OWN GUY BY THE WAY

#

anyway,our agent fucking carried with the healing and stims ngl

#

it was war ops but he cooked up SHITTON of good meds so we just balled

carmine sonnet
#

im not good being a bad guy

#

i just sabotage and shit

subtle gazelle
#

i had a funny little moment as the commander lol,salv and engi were trying to sneak into cargo bay we fucking destroyed and i just ran after them with esword

#

gutted the engi and left salv on like sliver of health crawling away

#

before running back in again and actually killing him for real

remote bridge
#

spess

carmine sonnet
#

i had a round when i was ce and i stayed in atmos

#

nukies entered through atmos

#

but i kept a shadow anomaly and grew all over the station

subtle gazelle
#

nukies enter atmos
atmosian sitting there with his maxcap:

carmine sonnet
#

their ass could not find me

remote bridge
#

is shadow anom the one with the dark forest

subtle gazelle
carmine sonnet
#

i was still learning engi at that time

subtle gazelle
#

and the mist

carmine sonnet
#

yeah

#

its ass

remote bridge
#

guhh i hate that one

carmine sonnet
#

its dark and you think youre moving

#

and youve been millie walkin on a tree that entire time

subtle gazelle
#

dude i want another nukie round after that fucking W

#

EVERYONE WAS MALDING IN POST ROUND LOBBY BESIDES US BRUH

remote bridge
#

i rmbr trying to fix one but there was a portal and it screw my sense of direction

carmine sonnet
#

i have yet to create a working maxcap

subtle gazelle
#

the portals are the worst part honestly

carmine sonnet
#

fucking piece of shit trit is too hot

#

and science is useless as hell

#

i ever had ONE round where science gave me a flatpacked hellfire freezer

subtle gazelle
#

least useless and destructive sci shift versus least productive and effective engi shift

#

(unless one of the engi's or atmos are traitors,which in that case have fun)

carmine sonnet
#

i was surprised how easy it is to crit a singularity yesterday on a redshit

#

redshift

#

same thing really

#

fucking thing went big mode on lvl 3 accelerator

subtle gazelle
#

bruh they removed the throngler?

#

from the fucking lottery crate?

#

IVE ONLY EVER SEEN IT ONCE

remote bridge
#

huh

#

skub

#

now u seen it twice

carmine sonnet
#

I MADE FREZON AND SHIT FOR IT

remote bridge
#

ive seen it a few times

subtle gazelle
#

I SAW IT ONCE GET USED BY A QM TO FUCKING MURDER NUKIES GUH

carmine sonnet
#

I GOT 50 CRATES

remote bridge
#

not on wizards tho

carmine sonnet
#

redshift is pretty hype though

#

ever had a redshift ltg?

subtle gazelle
#

i had a round yesterday where i got gibbed and borged as a syndie

#

and my objectives were still there

#

if only someone fucking emagged me

carmine sonnet
#

if admins mentions a redshift and you dont roll syndie

#

head straight to the freezer man

subtle gazelle
#

everytime i am on box station

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i roll syndie,and die the worst fucking way possible

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before yesterday? atmos bomb that ashed all of medbay

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yesterday? holy hand nade by a guy that was supposed to help me

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its just a curse at this fucking point

carmine sonnet
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they be giving out the costco membership card to anybody these days bruh

subtle gazelle
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i should NOT touch box station at all i should just observe that shit

subtle gazelle
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@carmine sonnet i am never entrusting another syndie with my tc ever again

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the fucker bought l6,emagged a borg and got aa still manages to get caught

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HOW THE FUCK

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DO YOU MANAGE TO BE THAT BAD

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IS BEYOND ME

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like hes going 'oh bro yeah i gotchu dont worry haha' FUCK OFF am never going to help fellow syndies ever again am fucking killing them on sight instead

carmine sonnet
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dubious activity

subtle gazelle
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LIKE YOU GOT 40 TC BRO

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GEAR UP PROPERLY DONT WASTE IT ALL ON L6

carmine sonnet
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id buy the borg

subtle gazelle
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NO-SLIPS,ESWORD,WEB VEST,EMP IMPLANT IS MORE THAN ENOUGH TO CLEAR OUT A SECCIE TEAM

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AS LONG AS YOU GOT MEDS TOO

carmine sonnet
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web vest is for what

subtle gazelle
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protection

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bro its like

carmine sonnet
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oh

subtle gazelle
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broken as fuck

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70% pierce

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3 TC

carmine sonnet
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i thought its for holding tactical shit

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man dont be noisy

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it might get nerfed

subtle gazelle
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everyone is whining about it already

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lol

carmine sonnet
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damn

subtle gazelle
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its not breaking news at all

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ive seen a syndie basically walk around the whole station with l6 webvest

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and not die once

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clear out all of command

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and security

subtle gazelle
carmine sonnet
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minor inconvenience

subtle gazelle
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thats basically a glorified toolbelt imo lmfao

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sec barely bats an eye

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when i walk around as a mime in chest rig

subtle gazelle
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@carmine sonnet ive seen a same atmosian

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roll syndie 3 times

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in span of 2 days

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and maxcap the fucking station

carmine sonnet
subtle gazelle
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its actually fucking insane

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man is dropping mini nukes

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oh i also saw a lone op title himself the big boss and just run up to cap and northstar him to death after he messed up his china lake

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while ninja was using the comms console to troll by changing his id to markiplier and going 'hello everybody my name is markiplier' and shit like that

carmine sonnet
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northstar and china lake loadout is crazy

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where the fuck do they get the tc man

carmine sonnet
subtle gazelle
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its lone op bruh

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65 tc

carmine sonnet
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ohhhh

subtle gazelle
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@remote bridge i may or may not have plasmafired an entire intercepted syndicate ship

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cause i was the only one next to the damn thing at time of arrival so i was like fuck it,destroyed the turrets,entered in,opened can of plasma that i found inside

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mfw a gang of dudes show up on pathfinder all wearing bloodred and shit
they come in and see this chaos
i overhear em as i am stealing a contra crate whining about the plasmafire
'GRRR IDIOTS TRIED TO PLASMAFLOOD EM AM GONNA KILL EM'

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skedaddle out with contra crates i managed to yank off the ship before they arrived

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i love being a dumb pyromaniac dwarf

subtle gazelle
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@remote bridge i did a funny on frontier again,i wore contra on the frontier station infront of the feds...while telling them that am here to report a crime

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full bloodred esword and bulldog on the back

remote bridge
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.>

subtle gazelle
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yeah what

remote bridge
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thas illegal

subtle gazelle
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am here to report a crime!

remote bridge
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whos the sheriff

subtle gazelle
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idfk the sheriff wasnt there

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it was shift end anyway

remote bridge
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oh

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u couldve sold the contra to the feds Catsip

subtle gazelle
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earlier on i was raiding the syndi weapon cache solo and uhhh i stole the bloodred encryption key and ask if this was the cool kids comms

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before getting shot down by a turret that i didnt see

remote bridge
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as written.

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ya know ive never been there before

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feds always surround the place

subtle gazelle
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i got a bulldog,china lake

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bloodred

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and esword

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before the others got to the place

remote bridge
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u should join the pirate league

subtle gazelle
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(the other dudes covered head to toe in contra)

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(which later tell me its not a good idea to wear contra at frontier station)

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that was like 10 fucking minutes before shift end guys!!!

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i almsot got stranded in space too

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that shift

remote bridge
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ik some sheriff would beat yo ass for that

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one time i had a black coloured jetpack and almost got police brutality

subtle gazelle
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they don't know that trick (it's called emp implant)

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i wonder if caches have those

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i did see a storage implanter laying around

remote bridge
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shrimply find listening post

subtle gazelle
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the fed trying to stun baton me after i fucking emp his baton