Space Station 14 Crew | Project Zomboid | Page 2

subtle gazelle Apr 2, 2024, 2:54 AM

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before you ask how we had the nuke codes,apparently syndie clowns can buy nuke codes for 3 tc

carmine sonnet Apr 2, 2024, 3:12 AM

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i thought secoff cant be syndie

subtle gazelle Apr 2, 2024, 3:12 AM

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april fools event

carmine sonnet Apr 2, 2024, 3:13 AM

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im so happy i didnt play

subtle gazelle Apr 2, 2024, 3:13 AM

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2 syndie secoffs

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and a clown syndie THAT HAS THE ABILITY TO BUY THE NUCLEAR LAUNCH CODES

carmine sonnet Apr 2, 2024, 3:13 AM

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ez clap

subtle gazelle Apr 2, 2024, 3:14 AM

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other than that there was a giant clown inside the bridge called tippy

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he demanded meth

subtle gazelle Apr 3, 2024, 11:15 AM

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you know what ive been thinking about..what would rat king's domain be named

carmine sonnet Apr 3, 2024, 11:24 AM

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all servers are still ddosd?

subtle gazelle Apr 3, 2024, 11:26 AM

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i just joined levi and it has like 10 fuckin people lol

subtle gazelle Apr 3, 2024, 12:40 PM

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@carmine sonnet i just played as a sentient artifact

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i got qm killed

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i just hit them with the space carps

carmine sonnet Apr 3, 2024, 12:41 PM

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jeez

subtle gazelle Apr 3, 2024, 12:54 PM

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oh also almost got hos and cap too lol @carmine sonnet

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cap was too busy mixing himself a drink in the bar and i hit him with the holocarp

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they had to sell me on the black market i was too dangerous

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next time you see me as a sentient arti am gonna be in the uplink

carmine sonnet Apr 3, 2024, 12:59 PM

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lol

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sentient carp arti

subtle gazelle Apr 3, 2024, 1:00 PM

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if only i spawned in xenos

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now that would be actual horror

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spawn in like bagazillion ravagers

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or spitters

carmine sonnet Apr 3, 2024, 3:30 PM

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they updated the rce

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no fucking way

subtle gazelle Apr 3, 2024, 3:35 PM

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@carmine sonnet i was the honkler that round...

carmine sonnet Apr 3, 2024, 3:36 PM

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the honkler

subtle gazelle Apr 3, 2024, 3:36 PM

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the clowner

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i got the clown medal

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from cap

carmine sonnet Apr 3, 2024, 3:41 PM

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i heard cap was fighting the skele that stole his gun

subtle gazelle Apr 3, 2024, 4:17 PM

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carmine sonnet i heard cap was fighting the skele that stole his gun

originally it was the moff med

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that stole that

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and hid it in the toilet,apparently you can hide stuff in there under the cover

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after you pry it open with a crowbar

carmine sonnet Apr 4, 2024, 12:22 PM

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oh god

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i got the wizden official server rules on login again

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what the fuck that scared me

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221 hours of my life dawg

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i thought it was gone

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to all the doubters

subtle gazelle Apr 4, 2024, 12:37 PM

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@carmine sonnet hmm today ill inject this oliver summy fella with a holoparasite

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surely somethign interesting will happen!

carmine sonnet Apr 4, 2024, 12:38 PM

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lol

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i latejoined at evac and i saw you

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whatdya want from the man

subtle gazelle Apr 4, 2024, 12:38 PM

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bro you joined just as a techie asked if we should blow up the AME

carmine sonnet Apr 4, 2024, 1:13 PM

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what does the holoparasite even do

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im 200 hours in and dont know what it do

subtle gazelle Apr 4, 2024, 2:10 PM

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carmine sonnet what does the holoparasite even do

imagine you bought a guy north stars gauntlets

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and had him shadow around you the whole time

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so basically a jojo stand

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in ss13 they all had different abilities but rn in 14 its just a fucking murder machine

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like there was a healer holoparasite,guardian and all those diff ones

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https://tgstation13.org/wiki/Holoparasite

Holoparasite

A holoparasite, also known by its magic variant as a guardian spirit, is a special being that is bound to the single person that summoned it. It is summoned through either a deck of tarot cards for the magic version or a parasitic nanomachine injector for the machine version. The nanomachine injector can be purchased by traitors.
The only differ...

carmine sonnet Apr 4, 2024, 2:24 PM

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what happened when i injected you a holo

subtle gazelle Apr 4, 2024, 2:24 PM

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SO IT WAS YOU

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you just gave me a jojo stand

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thats literally it

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its player controlled so yeah

carmine sonnet Apr 4, 2024, 2:25 PM

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le funni

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i dont enjoy bombing evac shuttle

subtle gazelle Apr 4, 2024, 2:25 PM

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you rarely see it cuz it can fuck over the owner

carmine sonnet Apr 4, 2024, 2:25 PM

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unless its personal

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oh its a stand LOL

subtle gazelle Apr 4, 2024, 2:26 PM

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yeah

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i rarely see anybody use it cuz it speaking at a wrong time can fuck up everything

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its very strong though

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cant wait for the different types of holos to get added

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so i can always just pick the gaseous one and have everybody around fucking fall asleep to N2O

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explosive one would be fun,literally become kira in ss14

subtle gazelle Apr 4, 2024, 11:07 PM

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@carmine sonnet rushed a nukie commander with a stun baton and xray cannon and died,i literally almost got his ass but my hp was too low from earlier gunfire (they still fluked)

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and they had a borg mind you

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and 3 fucking elite suits

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they were hitting telecomms but we moved the servers because we fucking saw that shit coming

carmine sonnet Apr 5, 2024, 2:20 AM

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lmfao

subtle gazelle Apr 5, 2024, 7:51 AM

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cap announcement just as they appeared on cams in telecomms "theyre in telecomms those fucking losers"

subtle gazelle Apr 5, 2024, 8:54 AM

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@carmine sonnet bruh whoever ddosing wizden constantly prob had the weakest greytide encounter on there

carmine sonnet Apr 5, 2024, 8:54 AM

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lol is it being ddosed again?

subtle gazelle Apr 5, 2024, 8:54 AM

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we had a rev round yesterday and MY MAN

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we fucking murdered cap

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oh and we bolted the atmos doors when ce entered in

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one of the engis fucking ate the brain

carmine sonnet Apr 5, 2024, 8:56 AM

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ce brain?

subtle gazelle Apr 5, 2024, 8:58 AM

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yes

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i suggested the idea i just didnt see anyone fucking doing it but there was the madman

carmine sonnet Apr 5, 2024, 8:59 AM

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lmfao

subtle gazelle Apr 5, 2024, 8:59 AM

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but like yeah our atmosian was the headrev

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and all of engineering by the end was a bloodbath

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we won though so thats that

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we had to kill hammy though...he witnessed the murder of ce 😔

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we violently converted all of the latejoins to say the least

carmine sonnet Apr 5, 2024, 9:03 AM

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all i know is im a true blooded atmosian now

subtle gazelle Apr 5, 2024, 9:04 AM

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we straight up murdered a lizard mf and handcuffed him and had the headrev convert the guy when he got brought back

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that lizard SHOULDNT HAVE FUCKING RESISTED!!!!

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RAAAAAAH

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in other news though cmo from that round is probably traumatized

subtle gazelle Apr 5, 2024, 8:38 PM

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@carmine sonnet ddos just evaporated war ops

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thanks russian server glazers for sparing us the pain of having to play war ops

subtle gazelle Apr 5, 2024, 9:45 PM

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cap body just flied into the dark void of space with the nuke disk as he got shot down by the nukies while he was jetpacking

carmine sonnet Apr 5, 2024, 10:54 PM

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subtle gazelle cap body just flied into the dark void of space with the nuke disk as he got sho...

he went through space cause of lag?

subtle gazelle Apr 5, 2024, 11:17 PM

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carmine sonnet he went through space cause of lag?

no like crit peeps apparently dont stop moving in space

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if they get fucking flinged like he did

carmine sonnet Apr 5, 2024, 11:18 PM

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lmfao

subtle gazelle Apr 5, 2024, 11:22 PM

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ok but @carmine sonnet what do you think about just killing a secoff,and using the voice changer mask to fuck with sec over the radio for all eternity

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and spreading misinformation through it by occasionally changing voices to one of the secoffs or some shit

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i dunno i just got this random fucking idea for whatever reason

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basically walmart syndie comms agent

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and btw eta got confirmed for surgery

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2 weeks

carmine sonnet Apr 5, 2024, 11:28 PM

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they catch on quick

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oh shit we ball

subtle gazelle Apr 5, 2024, 11:32 PM

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carmine sonnet they catch on quick

what no kill objective syndie round (the first one ive had in ages) does to a mf

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if my objective doesnt include killing anyone,am just gonna be a annoying piece of shit!

subtle gazelle Apr 6, 2024, 6:19 AM

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@carmine sonnet just saved hop's ass from dyin

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as sec

carmine sonnet Apr 6, 2024, 6:19 AM

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lol noce

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warops?

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or revs

subtle gazelle Apr 6, 2024, 6:19 AM

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he got hypopen'd

carmine sonnet Apr 6, 2024, 6:19 AM

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oh shit

subtle gazelle Apr 6, 2024, 6:19 AM

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and i dragged him away

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from the guy

carmine sonnet Apr 6, 2024, 6:20 AM

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cmo try not to lose hypopen challenge

subtle gazelle Apr 6, 2024, 6:20 AM

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and am in a hardsuit,the guy pulls out a cobra on me

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mfw i got a drozd on my back

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magdump the shitter

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oh and i shot a fuel tank while he was running away

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so he just exploded

carmine sonnet Apr 6, 2024, 6:21 AM

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lmfao

subtle gazelle Apr 6, 2024, 6:21 AM

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also atmos turned the whole department into a shuttle

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all of atmos got turned into a shuttle

carmine sonnet Apr 6, 2024, 6:21 AM

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weakest atmos enjoyer

subtle gazelle Apr 6, 2024, 7:07 AM

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played as cburn for first time

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le viroos was quarantined successfully

carmine sonnet Apr 6, 2024, 7:22 AM

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ss13?

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i late join and already the cryo pods are firelocked

subtle gazelle Apr 6, 2024, 8:55 AM

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carmine sonnet ss13?

nah cburn is in ss14

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also i died like 3 times that shift as sec

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while trying to arrest syndies

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first time its a fucking shotgun blast,2nd time its esword,third time is bleeding out after a 1v1 gunfight against a cobra user

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the funny thing is the clown and a tider came to the rescue and were absolute bros and chased after the syndie para i was fighting after i got downed instead of being THE USUAL tide

carmine sonnet Apr 6, 2024, 9:39 AM

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its so over

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security ifficer diwn

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fuck lrp man

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they found the dirty hole

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wow they found my corpse

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as soon as it rotted

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this fucking paramedic sucks fucking ass

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@subtle gazelle they kept saying to send me to science

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guess where i ended up

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morgue

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NAGGHH

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MARIA AUSTEN HAS THE AUDACITY TO SAY RECALL

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https://tenor.com/view/hell-nah-hell-naw-oh-hell-naww-dog-gif-9009732769714372825

Tenor

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i cant take it with lrp

carmine sonnet Apr 6, 2024, 10:19 AM

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mark my words

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round 50596 fucking sucks

subtle gazelle Apr 6, 2024, 10:23 AM

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amen

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this FUCKING ROUND

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am not even mad that i got gibbed am disappointed that sci didnt even attempt to borg me DESPITE MY BRAIN BEING RIGHT FUCKING THERE

carmine sonnet Apr 6, 2024, 10:25 AM

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even sci?

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holy fuck no way

subtle gazelle Apr 6, 2024, 10:25 AM

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bro my brain

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was sitting there

carmine sonnet Apr 6, 2024, 10:25 AM

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i cant fucking take it

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atleast you made it to science bro

subtle gazelle Apr 6, 2024, 10:26 AM

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in the reception room

carmine sonnet Apr 6, 2024, 10:26 AM

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i was a bloated corpse

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guy said

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bring him to sci

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FUCKING ASSHOLE DRAGGED IT TO MORGUE

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bro

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lrp

subtle gazelle Apr 6, 2024, 10:26 AM

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parameds check the fucking crew monitor challenge

carmine sonnet Apr 6, 2024, 10:26 AM

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everyones antag

subtle gazelle Apr 6, 2024, 10:26 AM

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(impossible)

carmine sonnet Apr 6, 2024, 10:26 AM

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assfuck even said cap on ooc chat

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guy is delusional

subtle gazelle Apr 6, 2024, 10:27 AM

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ok but the syndies pulling a emp only to get shanked by me was fun i guess

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but seriously man lowpop lrp is mega aids

carmine sonnet Apr 6, 2024, 10:29 AM

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advanced even

subtle gazelle Apr 6, 2024, 10:29 AM

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revs? fucking convert half the crew before you know it
syndies you got at most like 4 fucking secoffs

carmine sonnet Apr 6, 2024, 10:29 AM

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that shit is advanced warfare

subtle gazelle Apr 6, 2024, 10:29 AM

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DO I HAVE TO EVEN SAY ANYTHING ABOUT NUKIES THOUGH

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HELL NAW

carmine sonnet Apr 6, 2024, 10:36 AM

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https://tenor.com/view/hell-nah-hell-naw-oh-hell-naww-dog-gif-9009732769714372825

Tenor

subtle gazelle Apr 7, 2024, 12:27 AM

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@carmine sonnet

latejoins hour and half into the shift
am a syndie
letsdothis.mp3
mfw objective is to steal the nuke disk

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you fucking bet i pulled out the hypo AND the smoke nade for this shit

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they said the line

subtle gazelle Apr 7, 2024, 1:27 AM

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we won lol

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constantly harassed them from a distance with a drozd as engi when they were trying to get their shit together after they get their face kicked in by sec

subtle gazelle Apr 7, 2024, 4:54 AM

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@carmine sonnet

hmm today i will play as engi
see CE teaching newbie
whiskey,echo,whiskey
objective: kill CE,steal hypo

carmine sonnet Apr 7, 2024, 5:08 AM

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a tragedy

subtle gazelle Apr 7, 2024, 5:09 AM

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i feel so bad for the newbie

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but it must be done

subtle gazelle Apr 7, 2024, 5:56 AM

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https://tenor.com/view/its-genuinely-over-its-over-its-so-over-seal-sad-seal-gif-27054806

Tenor

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all i have to say

subtle gazelle Apr 7, 2024, 3:53 PM

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@carmine sonnet the rev round ended with us at cc fighting off ERT

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lol

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i got one of them

carmine sonnet Apr 7, 2024, 3:54 PM

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lmfao

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i taught a newbie atmos

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how to frezon

carmine sonnet Apr 7, 2024, 4:12 PM

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this shit is impossible ltg

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i went to mrp

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and that shit is incompetence prime

subtle gazelle Apr 7, 2024, 4:17 PM

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carmine sonnet and that shit is incompetence prime

i heard about thsi both on ss13 and on here aswell

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gotdam

carmine sonnet Apr 7, 2024, 4:22 PM

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i was atmos

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setup hour in

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another atmos joined and had to do 30 more minutes to coordinate setting up

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troubleshoot frezon mixer

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i get frezon and haul it to cargo

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i talk to a cargo technician and they go off about not letting me in cargo to sell and go to the cargo bay

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i meet them in the bay, turns out it was the FUCKING qm

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they come in with a bounty manifest, and thanks me for bringing a yellow canister

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i had to explain what frezon is

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and then when i asked for a lottery crate

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i had to fill out a form

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AFTER doing that, i checked cargo bay if they shut the blast doors

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SHE DIDNT

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I SEE A GREYTIDER DRAGGING THE FREZON CANISTER

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I CHASE THEM INTO MAINTS

subtle gazelle Apr 7, 2024, 4:25 PM

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NAW

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NAW

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NAW

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HE HELLL NAWWWW

carmine sonnet Apr 7, 2024, 4:25 PM

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and then starts going off about I want you to pay me

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i tried dragging it

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dragged back

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i talked to them

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and said to pay in insuls

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my heartrate just skyrocketed

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the thing i worked an hour and a half for

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and dealing with an incompetent qm

subtle gazelle Apr 7, 2024, 4:26 PM

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dragged by a fucking greytider cuz cargo are full of dipshits

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amazing

carmine sonnet Apr 7, 2024, 4:26 PM

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THEN SOMEONE JACKS MY SHIT

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i fucking murdered the guy

subtle gazelle Apr 7, 2024, 4:26 PM

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lemme guess

carmine sonnet Apr 7, 2024, 4:26 PM

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i had a crowbar

subtle gazelle Apr 7, 2024, 4:26 PM

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SHITSEEEEEEEEC

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INCOMIIIING

carmine sonnet Apr 7, 2024, 4:26 PM

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then, paramedic comes in, see me carrying a bloody corpse out of maints

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then i take the canister back to cargo

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qm just shrugs it off

subtle gazelle Apr 7, 2024, 4:27 PM

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guh

carmine sonnet Apr 7, 2024, 4:27 PM

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and says they got my lottery crate from out of nowhere

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i get it

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THEN

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A JANITOR BOT DRAGS IT AWAY

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BECAUSE IT HAS A TURRET INSIDE

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DRAGS IT TO SEC

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I LOSE MY SHIT

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AND THEN, SINGULARITY COMES LOOSE

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BECAUSE NO ONE IN ENGI BOTHERED TO REPAIR THE EMITTERS

subtle gazelle Apr 7, 2024, 4:28 PM

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holy shit which server is this

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salamander??

carmine sonnet Apr 7, 2024, 4:28 PM

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WATCH THE REPLAY IM NOT CAPPING

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I FUCKING FRENCH KISS THE SINGULARITY

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THEN WALK AWAY FROM IT

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a engineer is sobbing in the comms

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saying what happened what happened

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why why

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THEN MY FELLOW ATMOS DRAGS OUT HARDSUITS AND THE CE HARDSUIT FOR SOME REASON

subtle gazelle Apr 7, 2024, 4:29 PM

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bro that is just free syndie greentexts

carmine sonnet Apr 7, 2024, 4:29 PM

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it was miserable

subtle gazelle Apr 7, 2024, 4:29 PM

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i gotta get on mrp

carmine sonnet Apr 7, 2024, 4:29 PM

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get yourself whitelisted

subtle gazelle Apr 7, 2024, 4:29 PM

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but knowing the rules

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am probably gonna be limited to shit

carmine sonnet Apr 7, 2024, 4:30 PM

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lol, just dont end of round grief

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a lot of sensitive people on mrp too

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like that qm was so lax

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and strict

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at the same time

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its like a fucking ass hole

subtle gazelle Apr 7, 2024, 4:30 PM

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fucking perfect place for syndies to shine

carmine sonnet Apr 7, 2024, 4:30 PM

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Round 50687

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Salamander

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April 7 or 8

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2024

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that shit needs to be documented

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sec even asked me on evac shuttle, why do you have ce hardsuit

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i cant take it take it anymore

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https://tenor.com/view/vegeta-fortnite-scream-fortnite-dance-gif-4795167745947838865

Tenor

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i was so close to plasmaflooding the station

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imagine getting jacked twice back to back

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the greyshitter even report “Assault!” “Assault!” on common comms

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like i could hear my heartbeat through my ears

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can you record the round and post it on youtube lotg

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i need the people to see this

subtle gazelle Apr 7, 2024, 4:37 PM

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gonna watch this shi when ill get back home am like about to go help bro

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actually gon download the replay first

carmine sonnet Apr 7, 2024, 4:38 PM

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most of the shit happened at the end in my perspective

subtle gazelle Apr 7, 2024, 5:38 PM

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i would have lost my shit stand proud youre strong guh

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also i just found out you can mess with access on door electronics

subtle gazelle Apr 7, 2024, 8:56 PM

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@carmine sonnet honestly glad that shit is us west so it means i wont be fucking playing on there anytime soon

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(i dont want to have 200+ ping i already suffer enough as i do with like 100+ ping on us east servers)

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IF ONLY EU SERVERS WERENT DEAD

subtle gazelle Apr 8, 2024, 12:33 AM

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbb7Jw_ybCI

YouTube

The Wezsel

[SS13] Roleplaying CM vs TGMC

low effort i made this

▶ Play video

carmine sonnet Apr 8, 2024, 2:13 AM

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teleports him alive

carmine sonnet Apr 8, 2024, 6:56 AM

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had a shitter space ninja

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kept recalling evac shuttle, and during a zombie outbreak, murderbones all the survivors

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and dies

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full redtext

carmine sonnet Apr 8, 2024, 2:37 PM

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new syndie strat

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buy a bunch of syndie chip comms

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give it out to the public

subtle gazelle Apr 8, 2024, 2:37 PM

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just leave em out in random containers honestly and hope to god people find em

carmine sonnet Apr 8, 2024, 2:38 PM

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i wonder if thats grounds for a roleban

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only thing holding me back is rolebans

subtle gazelle Apr 8, 2024, 2:39 PM

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ss13 antags on lrp had basically zero restrictions

carmine sonnet Apr 8, 2024, 2:40 PM

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lmfao

subtle gazelle Apr 8, 2024, 2:40 PM

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especially if they were a antag like blood brothers

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those needed every bit of shittery they could muster up due to them not being able to use uplink

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there was like a bug that could straight up have them turn immortal by replacing their heart with a mouse or rat heart or something

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(they killed all of security with this bug)

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i still wait for the day when changelings get added to ss14

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heavens will fucking quake for what heads of command have coming if i am one

subtle gazelle Apr 8, 2024, 4:35 PM

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@carmine sonnet used holo for a first time

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gibbed like 4 people in 1 minute

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that holo hard carried my ass

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i shot like almost 2 people dead as he punched my target to death guh

carmine sonnet Apr 8, 2024, 5:46 PM

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money on my head means money on my mind

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https://tenor.com/view/yall-see-the-shoes-yall-see-the-money-i-see-the-shoes-i-see-the-money-gif-21716347

Tenor

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this is the most optimised setup ive made

carmine sonnet Apr 8, 2024, 6:04 PM

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75k and 55k cans

carmine sonnet Apr 8, 2024, 6:19 PM

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money

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capacity varies depending on temp

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we boolin

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i had to fix a trit flood earlier

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@subtle gazelle have you sent your username to be whitelisted yet?

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they just finished their weekly sweep

subtle gazelle Apr 8, 2024, 6:45 PM

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ah shi yeah i havent sent it cuz i aint playing on fucking us west servers while sitting all the way in eastern europe

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us east literally dont got a rp server

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east i got like 100+ but everytime i go west its like 200 at minimum

subtle gazelle Apr 9, 2024, 6:01 PM

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@carmine sonnet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LSen1s6n3c

YouTube

Bill Steven

Angry Mime Creates Borg Army to Hijack Shuttle (SS13)(Paradise Stat...

Trying to hijack while being a mime is kind of hard.

Chapters:
0:00 Prepping
10:16 The borgification begins
36:52 End Round Ramblings

▶ Play video

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i should try creating a borg army next time as a syndie scientist

carmine sonnet Apr 9, 2024, 6:13 PM

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so trye

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giving em emag

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and salv bots

carmine sonnet Apr 10, 2024, 4:49 AM

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i made a new character

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he is a diona and his name is Hayle Nough

subtle gazelle Apr 10, 2024, 7:55 AM

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@carmine sonnet i went to play on goobstation and i got to play as a deathsquad commander guh

carmine sonnet Apr 10, 2024, 7:56 AM

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i dont even know what deathsquads do

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should i even play ss13

subtle gazelle Apr 10, 2024, 7:56 AM

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ss13 kinda jank compared to ss14

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way less optimized

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but wayyyy more content

subtle gazelle Apr 10, 2024, 7:57 AM

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carmine sonnet i dont even know what deathsquads do

deathsquads usually get called when a head of command is being a bitch,like one time hos pulled treason on cap

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and they sent a deathsquad after him

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theres also cases where whole station is just straight up space detroit so they send in a deathsquad to clear it out

carmine sonnet Apr 10, 2024, 7:57 AM

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space detroit

subtle gazelle Apr 10, 2024, 7:58 AM

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cburn are kinda like deathsquad but for zombies

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honestly cant wait for virology to get added so that we can see em more often

carmine sonnet Apr 10, 2024, 8:20 AM

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i wonder if ill get rolebanned for frezon flooding

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as antag of course

subtle gazelle Apr 10, 2024, 8:22 AM

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bro goobstation is like

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greytide worldwide

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unless admins are online

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like the last admin was just saying night night,comes back 5 minutes later and goes 'guys,why is that...why?'

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but yeah besides playing as a fucking deathsquad commander for my first time as death squad,i played as a skeleton and joined the tide

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and gunned down nukies

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and no i didnt yell out rattle em boys am a failure

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oh btw they got some sick custom content

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i saw a fucking laser gun 1911 lookingass gun named the light in the darkness

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UXI3-3SI-s

YouTube

Someone Playing Something

Dream On - CM | SS13

We call ourselves the "Falling Falcons" for a reason
#ss13

▶ Play video

carmine sonnet Apr 10, 2024, 2:28 PM

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remote signallers are nerfed to a 15 tile range lol

subtle gazelle Apr 10, 2024, 6:05 PM

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carmine sonnet remote signallers are nerfed to a 15 tile range lol

CRINGE

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MEGA CRINGE

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UUUUUUUGH

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wait...i could still build like a signal button in middle of fucking nowhere and link the c4 to that and have infinite range maybe?

subtle gazelle Apr 10, 2024, 7:31 PM

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i will try that when i am a syndie engi some time

subtle gazelle Apr 11, 2024, 5:55 AM

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@carmine sonnet had a thief round and i still managed to kill someone despite my pacifist implant

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i killed rd

carmine sonnet Apr 11, 2024, 5:55 AM

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threw them in space?

subtle gazelle Apr 11, 2024, 5:55 AM

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by spiking a drink at the bar with amatoxin

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god i love when pacifist implant fails me

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also bro i had such a wild round

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CAP WAS A SYNDIE

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FAKE CAP

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and i was a fucking thief

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and he almost killed me until i told him

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that i am a thief

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apparently i was his target,but he let me live,he asked borg that he emagged if he should kill me or let me live and borg let me live cuz am crew

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since he designated me as crew to the borg earlier

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(i made heartbreaker in precaution to this situation)

carmine sonnet Apr 11, 2024, 5:59 AM

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fake cap was a syndie

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no fucking way

subtle gazelle Apr 11, 2024, 5:59 AM

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no like

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they showed up

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on manifest

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as cap

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and shit like that

carmine sonnet Apr 11, 2024, 6:00 AM

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the organics department thing is when terminator spawns right?

subtle gazelle Apr 11, 2024, 6:00 AM

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no idea honestly

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never paid attention to terminators

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they tend to appear and get gangbanged by crew with blunt and heat

carmine sonnet Apr 11, 2024, 6:01 AM

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pretty sure when records get deleted its when terminator role becomes available

subtle gazelle Apr 11, 2024, 6:06 AM

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man i was a chaplain thief too

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i cremated half the shit to hide the evidence

subtle gazelle Apr 11, 2024, 6:36 AM

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@carmine sonnet apparently cargo getting a lil expansion in terms of professions soon

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please wizden add bitrunners i wanna try that shit

carmine sonnet Apr 11, 2024, 6:37 AM

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what are the roles

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bitrunners?

subtle gazelle Apr 11, 2024, 6:37 AM

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no clue man

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i just hope its bitrunners

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those were in tgstation in ss13

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they were basically dudes that would straight up link themselves into matrix,fight or complete puzzles and shit like that and bring back loot

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and occasionally had to fight the glitch antag

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WHICH WAS BASICALLY AGENT SMITH

carmine sonnet Apr 11, 2024, 6:38 AM

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oh shit

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thatd be fun

subtle gazelle Apr 11, 2024, 6:39 AM

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i saw glitch in action once

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mf picked off the bitrunners one by one unarmed

carmine sonnet Apr 11, 2024, 6:39 AM

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john wick ah moment

subtle gazelle Apr 11, 2024, 8:22 AM

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man i feel like barkeep or botanist are good for service department syndies after that lil accident with amatoxin

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i mean barkeep gets a fucking gun,all he just needs is actual good ammunition

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and botany can just grow guns

subtle gazelle Apr 11, 2024, 11:23 AM

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@remote bridge i wish people used holoparasites more often in wizden its fucking fun

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this clown was actually roleplaying as a clown though instead of being a straight up shitter surprisingly

remote bridge Apr 11, 2024, 11:24 AM

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wizden mentioned

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Buh

subtle gazelle Apr 11, 2024, 11:24 AM

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i was surprised to see a clown acting like a clown man

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WHAT IS THIS BLASPHEMY

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A CLOWN DOING STANDUP COMEDY AT THE BAR?

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USING HAND PUPPETS AND EVERYTHING GOTDAM

remote bridge Apr 11, 2024, 11:25 AM

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actual rp????

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in le wizden???

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the end is near

subtle gazelle Apr 11, 2024, 11:25 AM

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bro you have not been on goobstation yet

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that shit is worse than wizden

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in terms of shittertide

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but admins are actually good

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and do some fun fucking events sometimes

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shitter tide only really happened when admins went offline though...

subtle gazelle Apr 11, 2024, 11:28 AM

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remote bridge the end is near

heavens will quake on the day newmed arrives

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i will lobotomize cmo

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either that or i will do a mad surgeon gimmick as a syndie

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straight up frankenstein type shit

remote bridge Apr 11, 2024, 11:30 AM

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i thought wizden is still down

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like goobstation is taking refugees

subtle gazelle Apr 11, 2024, 11:30 AM

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goobstation has wizards

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i was one of the skeleton goons of the said wizards one round...

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they gave me a polymorph staff that would turn people into space fish

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carp,whatever BUT the cool part was getting a 1911 lookingass laser gun named light shining in the darkness

remote bridge Apr 11, 2024, 11:32 AM

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MONKA

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funni mormon man referens!!

subtle gazelle Apr 11, 2024, 11:32 AM

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yes!!!!!

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and i fucking evaporated some poor engineer with it

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then one of the wizards just appears besides me,just deletes some poor dude in a milisecond and disappears

remote bridge Apr 11, 2024, 11:33 AM

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avada kadavra

subtle gazelle Apr 11, 2024, 11:36 AM

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i dunno how the wizards got their hands on that pistol i mentioned earlier but when i read the name i was going schizo

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i dunno who have these pistols maybe the blueshield officers.,,.

carmine sonnet Apr 11, 2024, 12:14 PM

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subtle gazelle <@258051164824797194> i wish people used holoparasites more often in wizden its ...

coming from the goober that never tried holo and now holo addicted

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use holos zeerol

subtle gazelle Apr 11, 2024, 9:13 PM

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@carmine sonnet am starting to think everytime i play as chaplain am a fucking antag

subtle gazelle Apr 12, 2024, 12:15 AM

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@carmine sonnet just saved the station from a mass shooter syndie as engi by looting armory for a kammerer

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(all of sec was dead)

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and CE was target and she broke into the armory aswell,so the mfkin CE died as i dispo'd out from security,i come back and wait outside security for the syndie to come out and i fucking gun him down with the kammerer and he dies on first shot,4 extra shots for good measure

carmine sonnet Apr 12, 2024, 4:35 AM

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last time when i was cmo and had my hypo stolen, i went straight to sec armory and got a laser rifle

rapid canopy Apr 13, 2024, 1:36 AM

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@subtle gazelle can't believe that i love med now... Just 100 mins chemistry i will unlock CMO lol

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I play in Delta V server by the way haha

subtle gazelle Apr 13, 2024, 3:49 AM

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@carmine sonnet was a thief and RD screamed over command radio that i broke into caps room

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just as evac shuttle was on the way and i just go on the command radio "fuck off nerd'

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god i love having a master key as a thief

carmine sonnet Apr 13, 2024, 4:01 AM

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lol

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i see i thief i just light them up

subtle gazelle Apr 13, 2024, 4:03 AM

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then the mf pulls out the hypopen

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https://tenor.com/view/its-genuinely-over-its-over-its-so-over-seal-sad-seal-gif-27054806

Tenor

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sleeps your ass

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i never used that kit at all i use the syndie kit like 100% of the time and the second kit is either communicator kit or storage implant kit

subtle gazelle Apr 13, 2024, 4:04 AM

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rapid canopy <@594059133716791296> can't believe that i love med now... Just 100 mins chemist...

newmed soon,mad surgeon syndies incoming

carmine sonnet Apr 13, 2024, 4:05 AM

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i only buy holo or syndiebomb

subtle gazelle Apr 13, 2024, 4:05 AM

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oh nah thieves get like whole kits of gear

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not singular items

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like syndie kit gets you a emag,agents card,cs pen,tc and shit like that

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most of these items are so fucking useless though like put something that would fucking help out the thief,like what the fuck am i gonna do with a cs pen with pacifism implant

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oh i forgot,the syndie kit also has a voice changer mask i think

subtle gazelle Apr 13, 2024, 4:57 PM

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@carmine sonnet nukies getting destroyed by a wizard is a fucking sight for sore eyes

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvL5Lqxws2Q

YouTube

gugelc1988

wizard update experience [SS14]

playin' on Goob Station as always.

JOIN MY DISCORD

https://discord.gg/fKWeKTGFXq

▶ Play video

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only on goobstation btw

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not wizden...yet

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just fucking teleports in,gibs the motherfucker and runs off into smoke

subtle gazelle Apr 13, 2024, 7:47 PM

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@carmine sonnet played as a clown on goobstation

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brother,i literally created the honktide

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because the admins decided it would be funny if they answered me while whispering into a banana

subtle gazelle Apr 13, 2024, 9:07 PM

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@rapid canopy just played as a rat king,i had a agenda against the janitors..

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because early on after i spawned in and moved along with my lil rats in maintenance one of the rats died to a mouse trap a janitor placed just as i ran into them and i just unleashed what small amounts of rats on him that i had on me at a time lol

carmine sonnet Apr 14, 2024, 3:34 AM

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subtle gazelle because the admins decided it would be funny if they answered me while whisperin...

lmfao

subtle gazelle Apr 14, 2024, 3:35 AM

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i wish admins were this interactive on wizden

subtle gazelle Apr 14, 2024, 8:51 PM

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carmine sonnet lmfao

they rped it like they were the honkmother talking to me over the banana lol

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and were telling me to spread the honktide

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and i fucking did

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me and 3 other clownbros broke into cargo

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and bought theatrical performance crates for more clown stuff

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then we ran to evac past security and into the command room on the shuttle and annoyed the living shit out of them with bike horns and pies

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we got gunned down but i can safely say,another job well done

subtle gazelle Apr 14, 2024, 10:29 PM

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@carmine sonnet just had the fucking 'one shot one opportunity' moment as syndie

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toolbox full of c4
det (my kill target) cap (i need their id) is together in a hall as evac shuttle docks
throw box full of c4
cap down
have fucking john woo typeshit gun fight with det and win

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mfw cap gets dragged away so i dont get id but i manage to kill det

subtle gazelle Apr 15, 2024, 2:27 AM

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@carmine sonnet

hmm today i will play engi
thief
rubhands.gif
just going through maints setting up solars so i look like i am just a regular engi doing his job
whiskey,echo,whiskey,lima,alpha,delta
WUT

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then a zombie outbreak happens and i emag a borg and give it a weapon module and inject myself with a holo

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so i just go around stealing shit while everyone around us turns

carmine sonnet Apr 15, 2024, 3:25 AM

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oh you became a syndie lmfao

subtle gazelle Apr 15, 2024, 4:57 AM

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yeah i started as a thief

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and then became a fucking syndie midway through aswell

subtle gazelle Apr 15, 2024, 9:00 AM

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carmine sonnet oh you became a syndie lmfao

oh like i let that holo out on the other zombies and one zombie actually managed to hit it a couple of times,mf holo just kills the zomber and goes 'stand proud youre strong'

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man literally was sukuna in this point and time of the game seeing how i was practically invincible against other zombies

carmine sonnet Apr 15, 2024, 9:03 AM

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lmfao

subtle gazelle Apr 15, 2024, 9:05 AM

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bro that is like the most cursed round ive had today

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besides one where i had to help 2 other syndies and teslaloose happened

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we straight up had planned out a assassination of the captain and everything

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since their objectives involved nuke disk and cap id

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MAN the teslaloose just

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fucking ruined everything

subtle gazelle Apr 15, 2024, 10:04 AM

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@carmine sonnet i be having some devious shit in mind

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heartbreaker foam grenade...

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or nocturine foam nade

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i havent been the same ever since that artifact pulled the nocturine gas on me bro

carmine sonnet Apr 15, 2024, 10:14 AM

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silencer grenade

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then tie them up

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and commit misdeeds

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im gonna do shit like that

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make them go to sleep and do some tests

subtle gazelle Apr 15, 2024, 10:16 AM

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i straight up had the most devious idea but its not possible

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like imagine you could turn chemicals into gas you could contain in canisters

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link that shit up to distro

carmine sonnet Apr 15, 2024, 10:17 AM

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is that not a feature in ss13?

subtle gazelle Apr 15, 2024, 10:17 AM

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straight up sleep all of the people on the station with nocturine gas

carmine sonnet Apr 15, 2024, 10:17 AM

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turn gas into liquid and vice versa

subtle gazelle Apr 15, 2024, 10:17 AM

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prob some server

carmine sonnet Apr 15, 2024, 10:18 AM

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huh

subtle gazelle Apr 15, 2024, 10:18 AM

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i mean only thing ive seen so far get turned into liquid or gas vice versa in ss14 was plasma

carmine sonnet Apr 15, 2024, 10:18 AM

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not vanilla feature? weird

subtle gazelle Apr 15, 2024, 10:18 AM

#

ss13 not sure i havent played much of engi on there

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oh i got another leak from my fren that keeps talking with le ss14 devs n shit and wizards are coming to wizden soon enough

carmine sonnet Apr 15, 2024, 10:19 AM

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weird to think i learnt most of what i know by asking other people

subtle gazelle Apr 15, 2024, 10:19 AM

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in liek 2 weeks

carmine sonnet Apr 15, 2024, 10:19 AM

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surgery next week!1!1!1!11!!!!

subtle gazelle Apr 15, 2024, 10:19 AM

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SURELY

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ITS GONNA BE HERE

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NEXT WEEK

carmine sonnet Apr 15, 2024, 10:20 AM

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didnt you say it was dropping like 2 weeks earlier lol

subtle gazelle Apr 15, 2024, 10:20 AM

#

the newmed?

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lemme check

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mega joever

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straight up mega joever i got surgery next week'd

carmine sonnet Apr 15, 2024, 10:22 AM

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lmfao

subtle gazelle Apr 15, 2024, 10:25 AM

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if only ss13 had pixel movement like ss14 i would forgive all the jank

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seriously the movement is just so cursed

carmine sonnet Apr 15, 2024, 4:53 PM

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damn

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that gap

subtle gazelle Apr 16, 2024, 1:57 PM

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@carmine sonnet apparently terminators are being removed soon

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like within a day,apparently cuz of some issues with newmed

carmine sonnet Apr 16, 2024, 2:08 PM

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oh what

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lol

#

newmed

subtle gazelle Apr 16, 2024, 2:43 PM

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carmine sonnet newmed

yeah plus theyre a round remover antag or some shit or whatever people been saying

#

like they dont have anything else going for em so yeah fuck em i guess

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ohh they added loadouts nice

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well thats what am seeing on their discord anyway

subtle gazelle Apr 16, 2024, 7:08 PM

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@carmine sonnet just had a nukie round where my isp decided to troll and give me 420 ping

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i am not shitting you

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i still managed to direct hit HoS shooting at us while flying around with a jetpack

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with a china lake

carmine sonnet Apr 17, 2024, 4:32 AM

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bluetooth china lake

subtle gazelle Apr 17, 2024, 5:36 PM

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carmine sonnet bluetooth china lake

funny thing is few rounds ago before that i watched that same hos get direct hit'd by a china lake while chasing down a syndie in space with a jetpack

carmine sonnet Apr 18, 2024, 1:05 AM

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holy shit

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you mastered the force

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the ways of the jedi

subtle gazelle Apr 18, 2024, 4:32 AM

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i learned from the best of the best

#

anyway though holy shit first time using china lake i almost killed myself

#

i straight up gambled with the shells i used bro,i put them all in my rig in a random order

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and when i had to load i just spam shift+e and load that shit in without looking

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almost blew myself up with blast shell

carmine sonnet Apr 18, 2024, 4:47 AM

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lmfao

subtle gazelle Apr 18, 2024, 8:40 AM

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@carmine sonnet had a thief round and i used the master communications key

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brother...i drove HoS insane with the voice changer mask

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and messed with hop after he told me 'silence evil hos' by telling him 'what you're gonna have that jani you hired for security chase after me?'

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he actually did that btw

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but yeah like i dunno how i got away with the shit i did

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i straight up broke into QM office,on fucking core station of all things

carmine sonnet Apr 18, 2024, 9:05 AM

#

dubious acts

subtle gazelle Apr 18, 2024, 9:35 AM

#

carmine sonnet dubious acts

hos was told that the syndie he gunned down was dying of blood loss and that their blood level was like 1%,and i just went 'good job' over the fucking sec radio

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and like i know this hos,its the same one i direct hit'd with CL as a nukie,and like he tends to be a syndie alot and i just fucking mess with him over the radio after he says that he took some head's items like rd hardsuit since they didnt have a rd and shit like that by going 'damn still going for common objective mcguffin items even as HoS,that 20 bucks for killing a psychologist really changes a man'

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this shit makes me wish we had a comms agent role

carmine sonnet Apr 18, 2024, 9:38 AM

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lmfao

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shit like these makes me play the isolated roles

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fuck allat noise

subtle gazelle Apr 18, 2024, 9:39 AM

#

comms agent just sitting in his lil outpost fucking posing as the HoS over the radio

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or as cap,depending on who cap is,i know a few captain players that would fucking lose it

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like MAN i saw a cap just straight up meatspike a syndie once

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and ate the meat raw

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i mean yeah it was a arachnid cap but still,then he was over escalating over a innocent non antag chap trying to help salv

carmine sonnet Apr 18, 2024, 10:59 AM

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id do the same

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and im not an arachnid player

subtle gazelle Apr 18, 2024, 6:33 PM

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@carmine sonnet lmfao i showed up in liltenheads nukie video again as a skelly

remote bridge Apr 19, 2024, 12:16 AM

#

celebrity MONKA

subtle gazelle Apr 19, 2024, 12:17 AM

#

hey MA! look am on tv!!!!

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i kinda wish skeletons were just a playable species and not just a ghost role ngl

#

@remote bridge they added killer tomatoes to wizden..,,,

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botany can now raise a army!!!

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https://github.com/space-wizards/space-station-14/pull/24013

GitHub

changelings by Dutch-VanDerLinde · Pull Request #24013 · space-wiza...

About the PR
adds changeling antagonist, based on from tg station
current progress:
transformation system kinda complete, doesnt transfer bought shop abilities on transform which is something i got...

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skinwalker antagonist!!! my favorite

remote bridge Apr 19, 2024, 12:35 AM

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guhhh ive been so bz i havent played spessman in a while

subtle gazelle Apr 19, 2024, 12:36 AM

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dude when changelings FINALLY get added its so joever for security

subtle gazelle Apr 20, 2024, 11:02 AM

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@carmine sonnet

engie
whiskey delta whiskey blah blah bah
cmo crew monitor,kill ce
notice med only has 2 chem
literally just decon a whole reinforced wall into cmo office and emag the locker
steal crew monitor buy storage implant and hide it for rest of the shift
atmos explodes with only CE inside
just space the body
sit in evac shuttle
fellow engie and i sit down in the engie room
he starts fucking wailing at me with a pickaxe
i flare gun him and mag dump him with viper
he literally does not go down
fucking die
mfw its a terminator

carmine sonnet Apr 20, 2024, 11:02 AM

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LOL

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WHATS HIS ASS DOIN ON THE EVAC

#

ID BE SO MAD

subtle gazelle Apr 20, 2024, 11:03 AM

#

bro i thought it was a random shitter until viper magdump

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i just go 'fucking cringe' for my last words and then his skin burns off from the flare

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then just go nevermind based

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@carmine sonnet CYBERSUN MEMBERSHiP CARD BABY

#

ANOTHER SYNDIE ROUND IN THE WORKS

carmine sonnet Apr 20, 2024, 11:08 AM

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mf

subtle gazelle Apr 20, 2024, 11:09 AM

#

steal rd suit and kill some random doctor

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rd isn't fucking wearing his suit

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he's wearing a winter coat

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but problem is THIS IS ON SALTERN

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so his bedroom is just exposed to a fucking hallway so i can't do it by just deconning my way in

carmine sonnet Apr 20, 2024, 11:27 AM

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aw fuck

subtle gazelle Apr 20, 2024, 11:57 AM

#

@carmine sonnet i am not mad

#

i am just disappointed

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whoever the fuck set up the singulo

#

i wish they suffer through a thousand deaths because no fucking way someone is that stupid

carmine sonnet Apr 20, 2024, 11:58 AM

#

they are

subtle gazelle Apr 20, 2024, 11:58 AM

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no like WHO THE FUCK

#

TURNS ON THE PA

#

WHEN EMITTERS

#

AND THE FIELD gens Are OFF

carmine sonnet Apr 20, 2024, 11:58 AM

#

goblins

subtle gazelle Apr 20, 2024, 11:58 AM

#

then again it might just have been another syndie

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sabotaging the living shit out of everything

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because ame's injection amount was turned up too

carmine sonnet Apr 20, 2024, 11:59 AM

#

i like to think theyre brainlets

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instead of antag

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makes me want to setup tesla without the emitters

subtle gazelle Apr 20, 2024, 12:00 PM

#

bro only person i saw next to the PA as i came back from a 'workplace incident' at med

#

was a fucking techie

carmine sonnet Apr 20, 2024, 12:00 PM

#

the ss14 momento

subtle gazelle Apr 20, 2024, 12:00 PM

#

this was the first fucking time i lashed out at someone in this game

carmine sonnet Apr 20, 2024, 12:00 PM

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lmfao

#

poor technie

subtle gazelle Apr 20, 2024, 12:01 PM

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bro i lost my fucking mind

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like sure i got my objectives still but holy shit

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okay but pls devs add changelings

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i wanna be my skinwalker antag being a traitor kinda makes me eepy

subtle gazelle Apr 20, 2024, 3:01 PM

#

@carmine sonnet had a schizo engi round against nukies

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did couple of drivebys with a jetpack against a jugsuit

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and a syndie round rn the fucking serverside lag got me killed

#

i walk into engi,whole squad of seccies are detaining a engi and one walks up and tells me 'search' i drop my bag he says 'clear' and then says 'toolbox'

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mfw it has 6 c4 inside it

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https://tenor.com/view/parasyte-lock-in-locked-in-serious-meme-gif-13189278796605253304

Tenor

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i throw it into the fucking crowd of seccies and blow them all up
server lags beyond the shit
i pull out my esword and only get like 2 hits in and somehow miss rest even though i literally see the fucking swings touch him before he kammerers my ass

subtle gazelle Apr 20, 2024, 3:32 PM

#

MAN that felt good despite me fucking dying

#

wiping a wholeass squad of seccies with my strat

carmine sonnet Apr 20, 2024, 4:38 PM

#

howd you even fool them

subtle gazelle Apr 20, 2024, 4:46 PM

#

they were too busy with that other engi

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so they didnt see that toolbox coming

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just as it dropped on em it fucking explodes lol

subtle gazelle Apr 20, 2024, 4:54 PM

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carmine sonnet howd you even fool them

i didnt let him search the toolbox lol i just threw it straight into the crowd when he said he wanted to search it too

subtle gazelle Apr 21, 2024, 8:20 AM

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@carmine sonnet i just had a syndie thief round

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all i did was troll on command and sec radio

carmine sonnet Apr 21, 2024, 8:21 AM

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radio goblin

subtle gazelle Apr 21, 2024, 8:21 AM

#

after i broke into cap's bedroom and stole his jetpack

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and the medal case

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i called sec stinky poopheads,then told them that hey you arent getting your medals anytime soon

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BECAUSE I STOLE THEM ALL!!!

carmine sonnet Apr 21, 2024, 8:22 AM

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jesus

subtle gazelle Apr 21, 2024, 8:22 AM

#

carmine sonnet radio goblin

i straight up used the voice changer and set the name to 'the EVIL voice'

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very evil,,,..

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oh and i blew up cap himself

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just my usual shenanigans really

subtle gazelle Apr 21, 2024, 8:24 AM

#

carmine sonnet jesus

i should straight up not be allowed to buy the communicator's kit

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that shit distracts me so much from doing my objectives

carmine sonnet Apr 21, 2024, 8:24 AM

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lmfao

subtle gazelle Apr 21, 2024, 8:24 AM

#

i literally just always go around trolling on radio instead

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all i need in ss14 in reality is not lings,not wizards but a comms agent role

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actually scratch that add lings and surgery

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AND comms agent role and am set

remote bridge Apr 21, 2024, 8:30 AM

#

all of that will be added next week™️

#

Nyehehehe

subtle gazelle Apr 21, 2024, 8:30 AM

#

zeerol

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comms agent role is literally made for me

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who fucking cares about stealing the nuclear authentication disk or killing head of security

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I WANT TO TROLL THE COMMAND OVER THE RADIO!!!

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that captain i blew up straight up said that shit was funny

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the whole thing with the radio

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its fun for both parties!!!

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better yet give me and ONLY ME the access to this role because nobody else should troll the command but me

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drunk

subtle gazelle Apr 21, 2024, 8:36 AM

#

remote bridge all of that will be added next week™️

i actually saw some guy working on changelings on github few days ago

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veri fun antag

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only like 3 or 4 abilties done from what i saw doe

remote bridge Apr 21, 2024, 8:38 AM

#

ive been off the grid (lie) the past 2 weeks or so

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dunno nuthin bout spessman

subtle gazelle Apr 21, 2024, 8:39 AM

#

they added a item to wizden that lets you disguise as almost any item

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saw a nukie disguise as a bullet casing after a gun fight and waited around a nuke

remote bridge Apr 21, 2024, 8:39 AM

#

prop hunt MONKA

subtle gazelle Apr 21, 2024, 8:40 AM

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and just as some guy started defusing the nuke he just fucking manifests with a bulldog in hand and kills the guy

remote bridge Apr 21, 2024, 8:41 AM

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bulldog called princess

subtle gazelle Apr 21, 2024, 8:41 AM

#

in ss13 it just let you turn invisible lol

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people could still right click to find where the fuck you were since you turned into a invisible object

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but in 14 you arent invisible youre just a fucking prop

subtle gazelle Apr 21, 2024, 8:42 AM

#

remote bridge bulldog called princess

NOT THE DOG!!! A GUN INGAME IS CALLED BULLDOG!!!! RAAAAAGHHH!!!!!

remote bridge Apr 21, 2024, 8:43 AM

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idk bout spessman guns tiredcat

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not like theres a wiki or anythin

subtle gazelle Apr 21, 2024, 8:44 AM

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i barely see bulldog get used by nukies at all

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its a fucking auto shotgun

remote bridge Apr 21, 2024, 8:45 AM

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the lack of wiki stuff ANNOYS me

subtle gazelle Apr 21, 2024, 8:45 AM

#

oh also zeerol they added killer tomatoes

remote bridge Apr 21, 2024, 8:45 AM

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istg i might do it myself

subtle gazelle Apr 21, 2024, 8:45 AM

#

botany can grow and mutate tomatoes now

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and grow a wholeass army of tomato monsters

remote bridge Apr 21, 2024, 8:46 AM

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fun fun~

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when are they gonna add peashooters

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imagine zomba mode and botany holds the line with plants

subtle gazelle Apr 21, 2024, 8:48 AM

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remote bridge imagine zomba mode and botany holds the line with plants

then zombies just turn the plants into zombies aswell..

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because they can basically turn anything that isnt a holoparasite into a zombie

subtle gazelle Apr 21, 2024, 8:49 AM

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remote bridge when are they gonna add peashooters

honestly with every update to botany they just grow more and more dangerous

#

security straight up gang stalked botany that round where i was a thief trolling over the radio

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and i was just yelling at the botanist to keep growing more of those damn things as the 'EVIL voice'

#

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR4b8Bn9xf0

YouTube

Technical Override

SS13, Heretic Gaming

I couldn't even be mad.
Song is Roundabout.
Turn on captions if you're confused.

▶ Play video

#

they're in the walls

subtle gazelle Apr 22, 2024, 12:44 AM

#

@remote bridge after all my c4 shenanigans i have thought of another thing and thats just making chem bombs as sci

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as a traitor of course

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like heartbreaker foam nade or something

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or razorium,i think thats the name

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or how about i mix those c4 bomba's with chem nades

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3 c4 and a modular grenade with some very bad toxins as foam

subtle gazelle Apr 22, 2024, 7:16 AM

#

@carmine sonnet had such a fun fucking survival round as a borg

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on oasis

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helped science for like my first half of the shift,then had them upgrade me to a engineer borg and i straight up fixed all the fucking spacings and shit from nukies,immovable rod and syndies and stuff

carmine sonnet Apr 22, 2024, 7:20 AM

#

doing gods work

subtle gazelle Apr 22, 2024, 7:21 AM

#

also had a weird interaction with a terminator

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he straight up walked up to me,asked me to immolate him with my welding torch

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or he would harm more crew

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AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS TO A BORG BRO

carmine sonnet Apr 22, 2024, 7:27 AM

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LOL

subtle gazelle Apr 22, 2024, 7:38 AM

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i just straight up fucking burned him until his skin melted off man

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like no fucking shot i would let him harm crew

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i also saved a blind guy from being mauled by space adders and space cobras and everything oasis' zoo has

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all this before i turned into a engineering borg

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oh and bro sci was like

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2 actual scientists and rest were just interns

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one of the fucking interns i was assisting with the arti fucking opened the airlock to the chamber that i was gassing with plasma for the reaction

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EVEN AFTER I TELL HIM TO STAY AWAY FROM THE DOORS

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https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/240196923644968960/1197496309083541555/attachment.gif

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nobody died though but it was funny

carmine sonnet Apr 22, 2024, 7:45 AM

#

natural selection

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man cant wait for newmed

subtle gazelle Apr 22, 2024, 7:45 AM

#

if they add lobotomy

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they should add obsessed mid round antag aswell

carmine sonnet Apr 22, 2024, 7:45 AM

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i was thinking of the same thing

subtle gazelle Apr 22, 2024, 7:45 AM

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cuz that was a thing in ss13

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and obsessed could be turned back to normal crew members with a lobotomy

subtle gazelle Apr 22, 2024, 8:28 AM

#

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2stsvxZvdfY

YouTube

A R M O K

[SS14] The Fall of Man...

China my beloved :)
KOS ARMOK
Scraps the Copper MVP

#spacestation14 #spacestation13 #ss13 #ss14 #armok #armokss14 #maintsslasher #slasher #antag #syndicate

▶ Play video

carmine sonnet Apr 22, 2024, 8:37 AM

#

im 100% making a Dr House character when newmed gets implemented

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plus im done messing around with frezon

#

ive mastered it

subtle gazelle Apr 22, 2024, 8:56 AM

#

carmine sonnet im 100% making a Dr House character when newmed gets implemented

ill just do some questionable shit in those abandoned med areas in maints

carmine sonnet Apr 22, 2024, 8:56 AM

#

ghetto medbay

subtle gazelle Apr 22, 2024, 8:56 AM

#

literally just replace the guy's arm with a esword

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so even when he trips he doesn't get disarmed

subtle gazelle Apr 22, 2024, 8:57 AM

#

carmine sonnet ghetto medbay

more or less ripper doc type shit

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ill just need a exofab

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if augmentations will work just like how tgstation augmentations work

subtle gazelle Apr 23, 2024, 5:14 AM

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@carmine sonnet just had such a shitshow of a round as cargo tech

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cargo shuttle gets hijacked shift start by a syndie with holo and turrets

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cap gets l6'd by salv and held hostage for hos' orders

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and i see like 4 people get murdered in maints by a syndie which i then proceed to fucking flare gun to death

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qm and hos were trying to speak the shit out with the salv syndie with the l6

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so its the best i had,so no shotgun

carmine sonnet Apr 23, 2024, 5:37 AM

#

what no cybersun membership card does to mfs

carmine sonnet Apr 23, 2024, 7:21 AM

#

https://youtube.com/shorts/FJ_86ufsJrA?si=EZZptOykvWIO62FZ

YouTube

Peacock

House keeps it short and not-so-sweet #House #HughLaurie #Shorts

Watch House Streaming Now on Peacock: https://pck.tv/39BlAG0

Synopsis: An antisocial maverick doctor who specializes in diagnostic medicine does whatever it takes to solve puzzling cases that come his way using his crack team of doctors and his wits.

#Peacock #House #HughLaurie #DrHouse #Shorts

Peacock is your go-to for hit movies, TV, live ...

▶ Play video

#

me diagnosing patients when newmed rolls out

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except my patients are a threat to my personal safety

subtle gazelle Apr 23, 2024, 9:51 AM

#

carmine sonnet what no cybersun membership card does to mfs

real

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also i had a round as a borg just now and i killed a space dragon

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mf was going yum while stuttering and everything when he saw the scientist i was dragging and i just locked in and beat it to death with a crowbar

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YOU ARE NOT HARMING MY CREW

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NO ONE WILL HARM MY CREW

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also can't wait for AI to drop one day

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can't wait to pull im sorry dave am afraid i cant do that on some poor captain

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prob would be the only 'head' role i would be fine with playing as

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cuz other head roles feel like i am a target 100% of the time or my UNDERLINGS are fucking braindead

#

seriously,ive had a assistant once as RD just spamming the living shit out of anomalies causing so much fucking trouble

#

i felt like pure shit that whole shift and it made me disable head roles for life

carmine sonnet Apr 23, 2024, 10:23 AM

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medical for lrp, atmos for mrp

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i cracked the code

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i learned how to have fun in ss14

subtle gazelle Apr 23, 2024, 10:47 AM

#

carmine sonnet i learned how to have fun in ss14

i just have all the jobs i enjoy on medium priority lol

#

so engi,science,borg,para and cargo

#

chaplain for me is just being a fucking tider with a bible that i occasionally heal people with

#

what no cult in ss14 does to chaplain

subtle gazelle Apr 23, 2024, 11:28 AM

#

carmine sonnet what no cybersun membership card does to mfs

i had a round as a cargo tech syndie and me and 3 other syndies gambled

#

a super surplus crate and a regular crate

#

i was fucking tweaking seeing cap and hos in same room at shuttle console with a holy hand nade in my bag

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LIKE THE VOICES WERE TELLING ME TO DO IT MAN

subtle gazelle Apr 23, 2024, 11:04 PM

#

@carmine sonnet

salv round
fast forward after we get a salv borg
we split up on 2nd exped
one of the two salv and borg come up and start stabbing me
i almost down borg but get killed in process
other salv also gets killed when he get sback on ship,straight up gives up when he seems them both stabbing him
fast forward post round lobby
neither of us were targets

#

if only my cybersun membership card didn't need need renewal...

#

i would have left both of those fuckers to rot on that planet.

#

even if they stopped midway through if i pulled a viper on them both.

#

i should have straight up suicide bombed with seismic charge there,that would have been the play

subtle gazelle Apr 23, 2024, 11:51 PM

#

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KeGuA_hdfM

YouTube

Gosha

SS13 - His Grace

The box

#ss13 #spacestation13

▶ Play video

#

we already have holy hand grenade as the funny chaplain syndie item but

#

we are missing 'his grace'

#

why a toolbox for chaplain though,have it bey greytider only item instead

#

thematically it works though its a fucking entity that grants strength in return for sacrifices

carmine sonnet Apr 24, 2024, 1:04 AM

#

subtle gazelle <@257476412213035008> >salv round >fast forward after we get a salv borg >we sp...

war crimes

#

i wish they let you modify your emergency pen

#

gonna put dubious liquids in it

subtle gazelle Apr 24, 2024, 7:40 AM

#

put like 9 bagazillion razorium in it

subtle gazelle Apr 24, 2024, 8:35 AM

#

@carmine sonnet never not spacing my targets ever again he got revived and told sec on me,thought it would be fun

#

AND IT FUCKING WAS BECAUSE WARDEN WAS INCOMPETENT AS FUCK

#

HE LEFT MY PDA ON ME

#

I UNRESTRAINED MYSELF TWICE,AND GUNNED HIM DOWN WITH A VIPER

#

ONLY REASON I DIED IN THAT FIGHT BECAUSE A ATMOSIAN WITH A FIRE AXE CAME TO RESCUE

#

that was the funniest fucking syndie round ive had in a while

#

i was just constantly laughing at the bleeding out ward after he caught me the first time

#

i still managed to get my kill objective done doe

carmine sonnet Apr 24, 2024, 9:25 AM

#

subtle gazelle ONLY REASON I DIED IN THAT FIGHT BECAUSE A ATMOSIAN WITH A FIRE AXE CAME TO RESC...

lmfao

#

why is atmos running around with an axe

subtle gazelle Apr 24, 2024, 9:41 AM

#

@carmine sonnet ...i just saw a atmosian pull 'between space and the station i alone am the atmosian one' and fucking maxcap'd half of the station

#

BRIDGE IS JUST GONE

carmine sonnet Apr 24, 2024, 9:41 AM

#

LOL

subtle gazelle Apr 24, 2024, 9:41 AM

#

NO COMMS CONSOLE TO CALL EVAC

carmine sonnet Apr 24, 2024, 9:41 AM

#

i need to learn maxcapping

subtle gazelle Apr 24, 2024, 9:42 AM

#

bro i gotta learn atmos

#

this shit is just another

#

reason to learn atmos

carmine sonnet Apr 24, 2024, 9:43 AM

#

ive learned everything about atmos, the only thing holding me back is the threat of an account and role ban

#

i also know a maxcap formula but yet to try it

#

either trit gets too hot or station gets fucked

subtle gazelle Apr 24, 2024, 9:43 AM

#

bro witnessing the maxcap

#

just now

#

literally was traumatizing

carmine sonnet Apr 24, 2024, 9:44 AM

#

when an atmosian throws an air canister

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its over

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if they throw three youre done

subtle gazelle Apr 24, 2024, 9:44 AM

#

you're mega cooked at that point

#

5 star meal

#

bro actually died though

#

his own explosion got him

#

he flied too close to the sun

subtle gazelle Apr 24, 2024, 11:50 AM

#

@carmine sonnet another syndie greentext from me

#

cybersun membership card RENEWED

carmine sonnet Apr 24, 2024, 11:52 AM

#

credit score restored

subtle gazelle Apr 24, 2024, 2:45 PM

#

@carmine sonnet tfw i have to help clown syndie

#

and we have to get ce boots and rd suit

#

i fucking hate help objectives

#

bro if i were given this objective,i would just shoot up all of engi on my fucking own no problem

#

it would probably have went 10 times better than his plan,unless i would have to face some fucking god atmosian himself the fucking axe bearer

carmine sonnet Apr 24, 2024, 3:35 PM

#

technically helping

subtle gazelle Apr 24, 2024, 9:50 PM

#

@carmine sonnet i just watched 6 nukies get fucking evaporated with my strat

#

a bag full of grenades

#

and then a atmosian came in with a maxcap

subtle gazelle Apr 25, 2024, 12:09 AM

#

@carmine sonnet SENTIENT ARTI MADE A TESLA

#

OH MY GOD

subtle gazelle Apr 25, 2024, 2:43 AM

#

another syndie greentext of the day

#

i am fucking balling

carmine sonnet Apr 25, 2024, 4:42 AM

#

subtle gazelle <@257476412213035008> SENTIENT ARTI MADE A TESLA

amen

subtle gazelle Apr 25, 2024, 9:39 PM

#

@carmine sonnet mfw game gets bugged from update and now syndies have to do like 8 objectives each

#

like 5 syndies gang up
we go loud
heads are constantly dying
teslalooses
some validhunting dipshit tries to kill me
i get crit
syndie paramed friend comes and saves me from dying
revives
come back to see that validhunter fuck on the ground in crit say his last words 'HES A SYNDICATE'

#

BRO GAME TOLD ME TO KILL BOTH CE AND A NEWBIE HES TEACHING

#

NOOOOO...

subtle gazelle Apr 25, 2024, 11:05 PM

#

i did it

#

and that round was fucking fun,i had to work with 3 other syndies to basically murder hos lol

subtle gazelle Apr 26, 2024, 12:30 AM

#

@carmine sonnet i pulled the cuban pete on cap and sec

remote bridge Apr 26, 2024, 5:38 AM

#

i made a faction handbook

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for frontier Nyehehehe

carmine sonnet Apr 26, 2024, 5:55 AM

#

sned

carmine sonnet Apr 26, 2024, 5:55 AM

#

subtle gazelle <@257476412213035008> i pulled the cuban pete on cap and sec

cuban pete?

#

china lake?

subtle gazelle Apr 26, 2024, 6:03 AM

#

carmine sonnet china lake?

no my all time classic

#

container full of c4

carmine sonnet Apr 26, 2024, 6:57 AM

#

LOL

subtle gazelle Apr 26, 2024, 7:12 AM

#

all cuz i needed cap laser AND a cadet dead

subtle gazelle Apr 26, 2024, 8:37 AM

#

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnLGGHxEpeI

YouTube

SargesC

SS13 | The real flight potion

music in order:
https://youtu.be/DwXtbA64lHE
https://youtu.be/rkTEaWfiQaM
https://youtu.be/KLL85CsYO84

▶ Play video

#

least menacing ss13 syndie

#

takes out all his targets and sec,ERT and the fucking deathsquad

subtle gazelle Apr 26, 2024, 10:22 AM

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@carmine sonnet ok i got syndie round do i break into hos room and steal their comms to fuck with them on comms with voice changer

#

seeing how i got 2 kill objectives

#

ill be a...provocateur

carmine sonnet Apr 26, 2024, 10:27 AM

#

im calling cybersun as costco now

#

i was thinking itd be cool to have clinic duty

#

then dr house had to look at someone who circumcised themselves with a boxcutter

#

to impress their girlfriend

#

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-stare-gif-4750406302107867271

Tenor

subtle gazelle Apr 26, 2024, 11:27 AM

#

@carmine sonnet cmo was my kill target

#

i fucked up chem substation with some c4 spacing the damn place

#

he fucking died because of atmos being fucked up and him having no oxy left it seems

#

but

#

he was being dragged to evac you see,in a horde of all those civilians

#

and i had...a toolbox...

#

you know what that means

carmine sonnet Apr 26, 2024, 12:32 PM

#

war crimes

subtle gazelle Apr 27, 2024, 7:26 AM

#

@remote bridge a syndicate agent bought a surplus crate and a syndicat popped out (i took over the role of the syndicat) they told me to do whatever

#

and i was just chilling and coolin brah

#

but cap sees me

#

goes WHAT THE FUCK,clown attacks me A CAT with a power drill

#

and i just realize,am not so chillin and coolin anymore so i just detonate myself on top of cap and clown

carmine sonnet Apr 27, 2024, 8:33 AM

#

people dont appreciate frezon

#

they just want to leave the station at the slightest inconvenience

#

im gonna prioritise making maxcaps now

#

fuck these assholes

subtle gazelle Apr 27, 2024, 8:35 AM

#

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRb7ESNRjHM

YouTube

Radi L

[SS14] The Punishment

You'll not believe how long it took to pull up a gimmick like that...

The music is taken from SAW film series:

0:00 - Preparing
2:28 - Trap

▶ Play video

subtle gazelle Apr 27, 2024, 9:10 AM

#

carmine sonnet people dont appreciate frezon

i got high on frezon as a syndie like twice yesterday

#

i went to kill QM while literally seeing triple and rainbows but the mf was already dead and only his pda remained on the shuttle in a puddle of blood

#

and i fucking hate RD suit objective

#

straight up how the fuck am i supposed to do that without almost empty duffel bag

#

like sure am a fucking slime,i can store some shit inside of me but anyone next to me can access that shit that i MAY NEED

#

i was so fucking ready to kill command while high off my ass

subtle gazelle Apr 28, 2024, 10:29 AM

#

@carmine sonnet so like i went on goobstation

#

third round i am a fucking clown operative

#

cuz admin said it was nukies but since its low pop nukies didnt spawn,so he spawned in a ship,remade it into clown theme,spawned in 3 dudes in clown suit and hardsuits and everything

#

and gave us infinite ammo pie cannons

#

and a honk mech

#

and we just went to pie everyone in there,cause a fucking mess and troll security

carmine sonnet Apr 28, 2024, 10:35 AM

#

holy shit lol

subtle gazelle Apr 28, 2024, 11:13 AM

#

@carmine sonnet one round i was a holoparasite and uh

#

my host was a atmosian

#

he did his objectives hour before i even activated

#

so he was just messing around by kidnapping people and forcing to play his jigsaw game

carmine sonnet Apr 28, 2024, 11:55 AM

#

some fucker kidnapped me with a holo too

#

psychopath

subtle gazelle Apr 28, 2024, 1:41 PM

#

@carmine sonnet almost got a 12 hour ban on goobstation for some tomfoolery as clown

#

(welderbombing sec for shitseccing instead of ahelping them)

#

mime dragged the fucking welder tank to front of sec,was about to shoot it with bow and arrow,runs off after being seen by a a secoff,chaplain is with me there and he just tells me 'use this' gives me a fucking gun named 'light shining in the darkness' and i fucking blast welder tank twice and it blows up front of sec into smithereens

#

bro i had to do it to em,the fuckers magdumped me with lethals in brig

#

when i was just trying to free a dude that didnt do anything

#

besides 'trespassing' when all we did was just do a lil surprise delivery joke by dragging me into sec via a arti container

carmine sonnet Apr 28, 2024, 1:44 PM

#

subtle gazelle mime dragged the fucking welder tank to front of sec,was about to shoot it with ...

light shining in the darkness LOL

subtle gazelle Apr 28, 2024, 1:44 PM

#

it straight up

#

has a yellowish beam of light

#

instead of red or blue like every other laser gun

subtle gazelle Apr 28, 2024, 1:45 PM

#

carmine sonnet light shining in the darkness LOL

theres the faith unholy trinity reference gun aswell

#

a gun with one bullet

#

it literally instagibs people

#

but you only got one shot

carmine sonnet Apr 28, 2024, 1:45 PM

#

father garcia?

subtle gazelle Apr 28, 2024, 1:45 PM

#

and past that its useless

carmine sonnet Apr 28, 2024, 1:45 PM

#

oh

subtle gazelle Apr 28, 2024, 1:45 PM

#

oh also they got vox race

#

that they been meaning to add to wizden

carmine sonnet Apr 28, 2024, 1:46 PM

#

vox?

carmine sonnet Apr 28, 2024, 1:46 PM

#

subtle gazelle that they been meaning to add to wizden

fucking put in newmed first please

subtle gazelle Apr 28, 2024, 1:47 PM

#

oh yah vox are just future thing past that pretty sure,BUT PLEASE

#

NEWMED AND CHANGELINGS

#

IS ALL WE NEED

#

like MAN imagine being a syndie and you're a target of a fucking changeling

#

or you're target of a syndie AND a changeling

#

so many fucking situations just out of these 2 interactions alone

remote bridge Apr 28, 2024, 2:01 PM

#

where newmed

#

6cat_face3

carmine sonnet Apr 28, 2024, 2:03 PM

#

im gonna newmed zeerol to a toaster

subtle gazelle Apr 28, 2024, 2:27 PM

#

@carmine sonnet just had such a cool fucking round as just a random skeleton goon for some wizard in goobstation

#

he straight up turned almost all of the station into skellys

#

ERT got called

#

and there was a guy called 'syndicate 102.8 fm' on announcements who started blasting some fucking battle music

#

and am like in full hos drip,smoking the ert's with kammerer and light shining in the darkness that i took off a dead skelly

#

but man they had a whole horde of them coming for the wizard

#

at that point you know the wizard is just too fucking based

carmine sonnet Apr 28, 2024, 2:41 PM

#

imagine they add wizards before newmed

subtle gazelle Apr 28, 2024, 6:37 PM

#

carmine sonnet imagine they add wizards before newmed

because we totally need something more valid than nukies

#

okay so goobstation had another cool lil ending for a round after syndies took over the evac shuttle

#

there was one nanotrasen guy at centcom,and the entrance just had no fucking lights at all and he was standing next to a table with cake on it

#

and like the candle was the only thing barely litting up the place so like,he just asks the syndies to come over for a slice,and boom out of the dark like 30 fucking turrets start firing and gun them down when they approach

subtle gazelle Apr 28, 2024, 7:20 PM

#

remote bridge where newmed

just a week away™️

subtle gazelle Apr 29, 2024, 10:19 AM

#

@carmine sonnet just had a engi round where i was

#

literally the only one doing my fucking job

carmine sonnet Apr 29, 2024, 10:19 AM

#

what a surprise for engineering department

subtle gazelle Apr 29, 2024, 10:19 AM

#

bro like i had to fix sci's problems alone

#

THREE TIMES

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while clown was electrocuting all the fucking doors

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to sec or evac

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meanwhile qm's office gets emagged into

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i have to go there fix that shit too

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just because get this,our atmosian was a syndie,the senior engi we had was a fucking braindead that got me killed by a sentient arti when trying to fix sci damage

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and i havent even seen rest of the department besides a ssd atmosian

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oh and to top it all off,teslaloose from that said syndie atmosian

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while i was busy fixing sci

carmine sonnet Apr 29, 2024, 10:22 AM

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what lrp does to mfs

subtle gazelle Apr 29, 2024, 10:23 AM

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teslaloosing is so fucking lame

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its no fucking fun

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i straight up never do it as a syndie

carmine sonnet Apr 29, 2024, 10:23 AM

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subtle gazelle teslaloosing is so fucking lame

thats why i loose 3 teslas

subtle gazelle Apr 29, 2024, 10:23 AM

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you know the real shit though

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loosing both tesla AND singulo

carmine sonnet Apr 29, 2024, 10:23 AM

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singulo eats tesla

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singulo sucks

subtle gazelle Apr 29, 2024, 10:24 AM

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ive seen both work

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