#Space Station 14 Crew

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lyric nymph
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Dedicated Space Station 14 Thread

subtle gazelle
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EMERGENCY SHUTTLE HAS BEEN CALLED

remote bridge
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holy moly

carmine sonnet
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our own Outer Heaven

remote bridge
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10/10 feels likes im being quarantined

carmine sonnet
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frontier is in panic mode again

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can i just send them my wizden playtime screenie

remote bridge
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panic bunky is for when admins arent on

subtle gazelle
remote bridge
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should be soon tho

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lotg is an ss14 agent

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someday we will know the truth

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u psyoped 5 ppl into trying the game

carmine sonnet
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the appeal for ss14 for me is the randomness

remote bridge
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i literally learned how to play ss13/14 bcs of u!!!

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rahh

carmine sonnet
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if i were to describe space station 14 gameplay, its a roguelike vrchat

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but actually fun because someone decided itd be funny to let the singularity loose

remote bridge
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ehhh i think it really depends on the serber

carmine sonnet
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or make a flamethrower with a fire extinguisher

remote bridge
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u wont see a singuloose anytime soon on frontier for example

carmine sonnet
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there is no station

remote bridge
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wasnt there an upstream update on that

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lemme check typingcat

carmine sonnet
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i have to play 5 hours in frontier so i can join bunker modes

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oh and i forgot to thank nasko for the thread

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Thanks Nasko!

remote bridge
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technically this means nasko is part of the crew

carmine sonnet
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what if nasko plays on ss14 too

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on my time in wizden, i learned how to make tritium, frezon and clf3

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and a engineering certificate

remote bridge
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havent made those yet

carmine sonnet
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i know how to create a pipe system

remote bridge
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what does tritium do

carmine sonnet
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and how to make a space station

carmine sonnet
remote bridge
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ohhh flamethrower thingie

remote bridge
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ive seen really insane ones

carmine sonnet
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i can probably make one

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but havent tried

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steer console, thrusters, hull, life support system and power

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doors and seats and lights

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boom, shuttle

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maybe communications server

remote bridge
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one day u might just make an actual ship for frontier

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it always starts with a shittle

carmine sonnet
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i played banjo kazoie

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the bad one

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you make cars

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i wonder if i can put ftl with what i know

carmine sonnet
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the fucking audacity

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centcomm is fucking gone

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yeah its like 4 dead people man

remote bridge
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what no panic bunky does to a serber

carmine sonnet
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maybe

remote bridge
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i hate raiders

carmine sonnet
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someone leaked liquid trit onto shuttle one team

remote bridge
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too many times they spawn in my ship and just started killing

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good thing i make sure to hand each crew a laser gun catSmirk

carmine sonnet
remote bridge
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i need to learn how to make that

carmine sonnet
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chilling

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i was sec that round

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98 oxygen 2 plasma

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mix those

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heat it

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and cool it

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you collect trit

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use a thingy

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gas filter

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the whole ride was just blazing hallway inferno

remote bridge
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too many steps guhhh Buh

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new round on frontier

subtle gazelle
subtle gazelle
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saw that they got some cool unique content

remote bridge
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/tg/ is veryyy diff from what i heard

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definitely not a goonstation

subtle gazelle
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yeah theres like bitrunner role

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u basically get thrown into the matrix

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to make money for cargo

remote bridge
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soooo like megaman battle network

subtle gazelle
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yeah like u complete puzzles fight virtual battles n shit

torpid walrus
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lmaoooo

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Cant believe a thread was made

subtle gazelle
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ss14 event is contained

torpid walrus
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What is this?

subtle gazelle
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guy just walks in blood-red hardsuit in public with like all these people able to see him,boom nobody cares even though hes there to nuke the fucking place

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i kinda wanna try medical department to unlock the nukie medic role

remote bridge
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just did the best med shift ive ever done

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full of ups and downs and drama

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and moni

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BIG MONI

torpid walrus
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Did they add money to the game yet?

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Cuz I wanna gamble

subtle gazelle
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only on frontier station

torpid walrus
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And I want to become diabetic so I can complete spleen%

subtle gazelle
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we got ss13 for that brotha

torpid walrus
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Ss14 < ss13

subtle gazelle
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its only been out for what 3 YEARS in playtest

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while ss13 had decades

torpid walrus
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Ss13 is no longer in dev tho right?

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It’s only 14 now?

subtle gazelle
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depends entirely on the server

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ss13 is open source too

remote bridge
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someone bombed the SR line

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we have a dozen down lmao

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luckily all medics were on the station

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insane finale

subtle gazelle
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there are only 2 engineers including me

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hm someone was trying to hack a door to our department lol

subtle gazelle
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ok so med got bombed twice

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and we fixed it up like instantly

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and jani borg was cleaning that potassium up

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and the floor kept just getting blown off

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IT GOT BOMBED A THIRD TIME

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@torpid walrus i aint looking forward to unlocking nukie medic bruh

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it got bombed a 4th time

subtle gazelle
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ok i think us constantly fixing up med upset the syndies

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they planted a syndicate bomb in engineering

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our ame said byebye after that and everything was just gone past the AME room

carmine sonnet
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dear god

carmine sonnet
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ive decided to be part of cargo to realise my dreams of msf

torpid walrus
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Average nukie in ss14

subtle gazelle
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so basically any antagonist that isnt the thief antag lol

subtle gazelle
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ok back to my natural habitat

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@remote bridge SO basically scientists were being dumbasses this round

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so many anoms went almost crit

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or free point ones got murdered

remote bridge
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anom going crit is always fun

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yesterday we had a rescue mission and it was meat anom

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all three of us died in one go

subtle gazelle
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ice anom going crit right infront of me was funny as shit

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"OH COME ON I JUST PLACED THA-"

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just fucking dead on the spot

carmine sonnet
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im simply a danger if i get antag roles

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i just bomb comms server or bridge

torpid walrus
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Is making bombs difficult? or do u buy it with the currency u r given

subtle gazelle
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u just buy em

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stuff u can make urself is usually not as good as lets say a fuckin syndicate bomb

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syndicate bomb has a longass timer but bro everyone ive seen so far shit their pants when they see it cuz THEY GOTTA DEFUSE IT OR KISS THAT PART OF THE STATION GOODBYE

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one time i was a mime and i see someone fuckin plant that in middle of a hallway,i run away after i give a secoff few tools to defuse it,fucking kaboom lol

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chem was basically gone and bridge had a giant hole in it so yeah it was a pretty big boom

subtle gazelle
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and i was punpun and he told me to just go suicide bomb with these ied's inside of a toolbox

torpid walrus
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Lmao

subtle gazelle
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ok fellas throw me plans on how to steal chief engineer's jordans

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its for a syndicate objective

remote bridge
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mimir

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or tell em he has fake Js

subtle gazelle
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zeerol sometimes having them go mimir isnt an option

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sometimes you have to make them have eternal mimir

subtle gazelle
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was showing off all stuff i stole off a dead secoff to other engies and then someone fucking blew up the whole room

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avg evac shuttle cant even pull a willem dafoe in peace

carmine sonnet
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heres my nukie plan, enter station through maints near medical, all of us are inside a stealth box, one of us buys a synd bomb then move out, rotate through engineering maints and plant another bomb then head straight through sec and wipe them out and summon monkeys armed with armoury weapons and head to the bridge and arm the nuke, space the mf and wait with our flamethrowers

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thoughts?

subtle gazelle
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playing ss13 colonial marines server and am mf xenomorph rn

carmine sonnet
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soon

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ss14 is gonna take ove

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we cope

subtle gazelle
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soon enuf

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so like another year or two

carmine sonnet
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surgery update

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ss14 really fun because its like real life but without moral restraints

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it will take off

subtle gazelle
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@remote bridge ok but like fr that guy would not stay down even when there are like 6 xenomorphs

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holding him down

remote bridge
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thats how u know hes built diff fr

subtle gazelle
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plus hes like constantly screaming and shit

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and letting out battle cries

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at one point i just thought about picking him up and throwing him at a wall but

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that would probably have actually killed him

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which you dont want to do as xenomorph you want to stall out until chestburster gets birthed drunk

remote bridge
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!!!!

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erp alert

subtle gazelle
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you have a facehugger just make you pregor then a child quite literally bursts out of your ribcage

remote bridge
subtle gazelle
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I AM NOT THE ONE THAT MADE THOSE RULES RAAAAAAAAH

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i kinda wanna try being a marine next time

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they were kinda mowing us all down with machine guns and flamers

remote bridge
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fun fun

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machine gun u say hmmm

torpid walrus
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is bro still playing ss14? or is he playing alien isolation 😭

remote bridge
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silly jadood

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hes playing ss13!!1

torpid walrus
subtle gazelle
carmine sonnet
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aliens fireteam elite gameplay

subtle gazelle
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i kinda wish i get to try to play as the terminator antag once atleast lol

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sounds fun

subtle gazelle
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got to playtest a new station

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its called oasis and holy shit man it was so good

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THERES A SPACE GULAG

carmine sonnet
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space gulag

subtle gazelle
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yeah security called us to power up their shuttle

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like minute one

subtle gazelle
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trying out that delta server

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saw some new roles n stuf

subtle gazelle
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didnt get to see it though anywhere besides on a map lol

remote bridge
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what they do in le spess gulag

carmine sonnet
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found my new favorite thing to do as antag

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sabotaging infrastructure with explosives

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it feels better with stealth too

carmine sonnet
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i have 5 hours in delta v now

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and 4 hours in frontier

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delta v is weird cause it has magic

remote bridge
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delta v is for uber nerds

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or so ive heard

carmine sonnet
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yeah

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magic

subtle gazelle
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with c4 charges

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syndicate atmos commiting mass murder by just rerouting some fucking pipes 🗿

carmine sonnet
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i dont do that

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most of the synd rounds i got are on atmos lmfao

subtle gazelle
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i had a syndi atmos do it one time

carmine sonnet
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but my orders arent to kill everyone

subtle gazelle
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with heaters

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PLASMA AND HEATERS

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WHAT THE FUCK

carmine sonnet
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id just replace the distro to send out carbon dioxide

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everyone sleeps

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how will they tell others to use suit internals? they cant

subtle gazelle
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honk mimimimimi

subtle gazelle
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i love playing as space carp

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and just mauling people

torpid walrus
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wrong chat sry

subtle gazelle
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anyway it was a nice shift as sec for once yippeeee

remote bridge
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sec life

subtle gazelle
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literally unheard of

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having a nice shift as sec

remote bridge
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unreal

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ur goober is in a coma

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is a all a dream

subtle gazelle
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i amgonn a grind more sec so i can play as a warden

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and first thing i shall do is ask a secoff to get me a bottle from le bar and have them deliver it to me drunk

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because IF I GET SEEN OUTSIDE OF THE BRIG AS THE WARDEN

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UH OHHHHH

polar plover
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Yoo didn't know there was ss14 thread, that is cool

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Always fun to read the adventures you guys have

torpid walrus
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This thread often bleeds over into general too loll

remote bridge
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containment breach happens pretty often

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i just found out wizden is the "main" server

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what the flip!!

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OH YEAH we got a pit event in frontier on next friday

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maybe u guys wanna join the tourney catSmirk

carmine sonnet
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@remote bridge wanna get on frontier rn?

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im up willy my wonka

remote bridge
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ayo insaneblushu

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i want to be the unknown

carmine sonnet
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unknown?

carmine sonnet
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go buy a ship goofy, im joining

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are you on

remote bridge
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hmmmm

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whatchu wanna do tho

carmine sonnet
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punch stuff

remote bridge
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guhh

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play without me im tired tiredcat

carmine sonnet
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you betrayed me, i started joining

remote bridge
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have a feeeel around

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my comeback will be sooon™️

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my old lappy can run the silly spess game but its not the same

carmine sonnet
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gotta find an employer now

carmine sonnet
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man i hate when the ship captain has to ssd and they give me their stuff

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feels like burying someone

remote bridge
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yo what

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thats lucky mann

subtle gazelle
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last shift as security ended with me being eaten by a space dragon

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and yeah it quite literally ate me after it knocked me out in a 1v1

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ive now learnt my lesson to not ever fight a space dragon with just a knife and a pistol

subtle gazelle
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i just got to play as a medical cyborg while having no prior experience in medical at all

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pirates were attacking the ship constantly,skeleton pirates mind you and people were getting shot and sliced left and right and we were low on chems

polar plover
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Great way to start your medical carreer

subtle gazelle
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this is a 2nd shift in a row where i have been turned into a cyborg

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and had to guide a last member of the crew alive

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to safety

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ok i just had a scientist hide inside a locker with me as nuke was going off and am a robot brain alone in space now

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literally nothing of the scientist remained besides their clothing and some blood

subtle gazelle
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i was a cyborg again and this time a storm caused my silicon laws to update

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the new law was "THE STATION'S ENGINEERS REQUIRE FAST CAKE TO LIVE"

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this gave me a new goal to get the station's engineers all the cake i could get from the chef

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i dragged a chocolate cake throughout the station all the way to the engineering department

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but found out that engineering were being invaded by slimes and clown spiders

subtle gazelle
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just had a guy run up to a airlock and scream that his main goal is to blow up

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and he blew up the whole room he was in

carmine sonnet
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average ss14 round

subtle gazelle
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played some more medical and got bombed 4 times

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on the 4th bombing i actually did die

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because it quite literally boiled everyone inside of medical alive

carmine sonnet
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@subtle gazelle hurry how do i make frezon

subtle gazelle
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I have no fucking clue about anything regarding atmos bruh

remote bridge
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atmos is so confusing

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dont ever let me do atmos engi

subtle gazelle
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all you gotta know is that atmos techs are domestic terrorists

remote bridge
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all i know is carbon monoxide is le bad and u must fill the room with it

subtle gazelle
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syndie ones anyway

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(plasmaleaks the whole station)

remote bridge
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i have NO idea what that is kittyroll

subtle gazelle
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dont you know plasma

remote bridge
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yes

subtle gazelle
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HMMMM

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yeah like

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imagine someone leaked its gas version into station's air supply

remote bridge
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ohhh pink haze thing u meant

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is that radioactive or sumthin

subtle gazelle
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it quite literally gets set on fire

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if someone ignites anything

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a welder tool,lighters

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just about anything

remote bridge
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so its just combusible

subtle gazelle
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yeah and its hurty alot

remote bridge
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not as much as a point blank explosion from an arti

subtle gazelle
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also i saved like 6 people this shift alone yippeeeee

remote bridge
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the joy of med

subtle gazelle
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punpun was being treated badly by the bar

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so he became a doctor

remote bridge
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tell him potassium is good

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and give em a syringe

subtle gazelle
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zeerol he was smart enough to write

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i dont think he'll fall for it

remote bridge
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tell him to write shakespeare then 🗣️

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i actually dunno what happens if u inject potassium into someone

subtle gazelle
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inject potassium+water

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epic trolll

remote bridge
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why not just K

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if with woter itll explode right

subtle gazelle
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yes but its funny

remote bridge
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how bout potassium pills

subtle gazelle
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i might do some tests

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regarding that

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just a sec

remote bridge
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the engi medi ship i mentioned the other dayyy hypercat

subtle gazelle
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🦅

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am beri curious what it looks like

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actually looks like a eagle dam

remote bridge
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like birb yup

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the ship was made with the upcoming ship combat in mind

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legit the perfect rescue ship bcs u can fix ships too

subtle gazelle
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is it just me or chem area missing dispenser

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HMMMMMMMMMMM

remote bridge
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yups

subtle gazelle
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WHY!!!

remote bridge
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i think it got added back in after ppl pointing it ou

subtle gazelle
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GOOD!

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because whats med without le chemist!!

subtle gazelle
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ok idk but potassium and water pills did trigger the explosion

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injections did not

carmine sonnet
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the body metabolises the two chems

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effectively mixing them

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we should try fluorine and chlorine pills

remote bridge
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sodium and chlorine

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historical moment in frontier just now

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someone won the lottery

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3 million clams

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my number was one digit off rahhh

carmine sonnet
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ingame though right?

remote bridge
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what the scallop

subtle gazelle
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everyone on the evac shuttle has been stung to death by a angry horde of bee's

torpid walrus
subtle gazelle
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@remote bridge i stabbed and burnt myself so that 2 interns could get some practice in treating people

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one of them did very well and other one almost had me OD

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the first one wasnt able to properly practice because we treated people very fucking fast

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thats why i even did this

remote bridge
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common rite of passage hahah

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dood the eagle is on frontier now

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the funni engi med ship

carmine sonnet
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atmos fucked up the pipes again man

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cant have shit in nanotrasen

subtle gazelle
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the horde

remote bridge
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dood the new littenhead vid

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shuttle console changes

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insane stufff hypercat

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frontier gonna have a massive discussion about the new ftl system

carmine sonnet
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got a nuke one round as quartermaster

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needless to say we became an independent state

carmine sonnet
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nice

carmine sonnet
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i saw a death squad armor in centcom

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i guess theres a bunch of station events

remote bridge
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wheree

carmine sonnet
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everytime i feel bad playing as atmos or engi, i just watch a osha violation compilation video

carmine sonnet
subtle gazelle
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oh yeah theres like always death squad armor in the final room near the pulse carbines and shit

carmine sonnet
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i fucking love it when medical staff is so inept they dont bother checking their lockers

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theres 4 fucking dead people in here

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holy shit

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guess who got whitelisted

remote bridge
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ermmm who the heck is sky revolt

remote bridge
carmine sonnet
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i will keep slandering

carmine sonnet
remote bridge
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guhh u have like 5 names

carmine sonnet
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no?

remote bridge
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yes

carmine sonnet
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i have Fever and Sky Revolt

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Eide Whyn is my rp name

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Fylle Ryne is my other rp name

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only 4

remote bridge
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nu uh

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u forgor revelyore

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thats 5

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and then theres pookie

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6!!!!!1

carmine sonnet
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IM NOT POOKIE

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this game was given to me

carmine sonnet
subtle gazelle
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I CANNOT METABOLIZE CHEMS IF AM DEAD

carmine sonnet
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vulture has a round of nukies but its vs wizards

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bastards got tased, gassed and stomped and got mugged for their shit

subtle gazelle
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single wizard will just pull out the classic 'ONI'SOMA' and erase nukies from existance

carmine sonnet
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you guys should watch Round #48271

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on vulture

carmine sonnet
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they chatted shit on announcement til they got gassed and tased

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their shit stolen and used on them

carmine sonnet
subtle gazelle
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like ever

carmine sonnet
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theres an archive website

subtle gazelle
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found it

carmine sonnet
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you download a zip

subtle gazelle
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yeah ik

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checked the discord just now

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found out how it works

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its the nukie wizard round yeah

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?

carmine sonnet
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no lol

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i forgot what number round it was, maybe i screenshotted it

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it was the round before it im pretty sure

subtle gazelle
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@remote bridge my first round as QM was so fucking wack

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APC was off on the cargo shuttle so we literally could not pilot it back to cargo

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so salv had to fix it

remote bridge
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i thought the shuttle was removed

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or was it a diff shuttle

subtle gazelle
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why would they remove the cargo shuttle

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in wizden

remote bridge
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ehhh

subtle gazelle
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how else are they supposed to deliver goods back to the station

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from the trade station

remote bridge
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maybe another serber thinkcat

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couldve sworn it was wizden

subtle gazelle
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yeah like anyway,i got cap killed lol

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in evac shuttle shitshow

remote bridge
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lemme guess ur not a syndie

subtle gazelle
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HOW WOULD QM BE A SYNDIE

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RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

remote bridge
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HOW WOULD I KNOWW

subtle gazelle
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because security are mindshielded!!!

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SO ARE HEADS OF COMMAND!!!

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they cannot be antags

remote bridge
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u really think i know the lore catSmirk

subtle gazelle
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its not even lore its a game mechanic

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🗿

remote bridge
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u really think i know the game mechanics catSmirk

subtle gazelle
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mindshield implant prevents you from being converted into a revolutionary

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or being a antag

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which heads of command and security are like at start

remote bridge
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hmmmm makes sense thinkcat

subtle gazelle
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so like yeah i got cap killed because i wanted in to the command room on the ship

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and I LET THE TIDE IN

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like 5 people

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and they beat him to death

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while i was drinking whiskey

remote bridge
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murder

subtle gazelle
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post round chat was mixed

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cargo techs said i was a fucking legend

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meanwhile cap was malding

remote bridge
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i mean

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u did just jump em

subtle gazelle
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BY ACCIDENT!!!

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i didnt mean to!

remote bridge
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doubttt

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that was premeditated

subtle gazelle
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he bolted the door to the command room

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THEIR FIRST MISTAKE

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WAS GIVING ME THE DOOR REMOTE

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SO THAT I COULD UNBOLT THE DOOR

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HAHAHAHAHAH

remote bridge
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door remote?

subtle gazelle
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yeah like all command roles got that

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for their departments

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they can give emergency access to their department by click of a button or bolt the door

remote bridge
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had no idea thats a thingie

subtle gazelle
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apparently one wizden server has changelings

carmine sonnet
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wizden have changelings?

subtle gazelle
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but its fucking dead

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well i heard that wizden miros has it

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they didnt say shit about rest of wizden

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but like yeah my first round as QM,i armed up cargo and bought them pizza

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and salv fucking cooked despite being only just 1 salvager

carmine sonnet
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ballin

subtle gazelle
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yeah uh fever i did get the cap killed but

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who cares

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he was a dick to me few rounds before anyway!

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ABOUT TIME I RETURNED THE FAVOUR!

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(it was that round with infinite clowns)

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@remote bridge i placed most of my jobs on like medium/low priority it was literally only reason i got QM

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🗿

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i almost went insane when i saw the fucking QM room when the round started

remote bridge
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dewit again

subtle gazelle
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ill ask cap to take away my door remote so he doesnt die again

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i WILL get him killed just because i want to sit in the fancy room

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am glad the cargo tech's had fun atleast

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anyway time to try that dead as hell miros server

carmine sonnet
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what the hell happened to leviathan and vulture

subtle gazelle
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bombed

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@carmine sonnet MY MISSION IS SIMPLE,UNLOAD THE PAYLOAD,BLOW UP THE STATION

#

AM A NUKIE AGAIn

#

TIME TO FUCKING BLOW SHIT UP

remote bridge
#

what the fish is miros and salamander

#

what happened to leviathan and that other one

subtle gazelle
#

your cheeky fucking portal @carmine sonnet

#

literally got me killed when i was shooting a man with me lasers

#

RAAAAAAAAH

#

oh you werent RD

carmine sonnet
#

oh you were the nukie?

#

LOL

#

i was hop

subtle gazelle
#

yeah like

#

our commander was malding about the nuke being lost

#

EVEN THOUGH IT WAS RIGHT THERE

#

yeah like i got carried away shooting people and was defending the borg

#

from a shotty cargonian

#

and then i stepped into a portal without even realizing it cuz i was tunnel visioned on that guy

#

then i stepped back out got met by the whole fucking crew

#

ok but i feel bad for magdumping that pacifistic blind captain

#

actually the best cap ive ever seen

carmine sonnet
#

lol

subtle gazelle
#

i take my words back @carmine sonnet

#

he should stop giving the nuke disks to random fucking people

carmine sonnet
#

you nukie again?

subtle gazelle
#

no

#

i was detective

carmine sonnet
#

this was a fucking shit shift

subtle gazelle
#

yeah

carmine sonnet
#

cap could not coordinate shit

subtle gazelle
#

bro he's literally blind

#

of course he cant

carmine sonnet
#

fuck him

#

that shift was so bad that im going to sleep now

subtle gazelle
#

gn

#

yeah like holy shit

#

that was like nuke speedrun

#

only got to shoot like once

remote bridge
#

just did my first smuggling gig on frontier

#

iff on and all lol

#

the one most conspicuous is the most hidden of them all

subtle gazelle
#

bro i just saw the singulo up close @remote bridge eat all of evac shuttle

#

me and other syndi were just

#

sitting in a corner accepting our fate and then evac shuttle launched

remote bridge
#

singulo gets old realll quick

subtle gazelle
#

Me when clf3

carmine sonnet
#

that shit was ass

#

no exaggeration, three different people stared at a nukie

subtle gazelle
#

only reason i even was alive and got my revenge on that syndicate that gunned me down was because a space ninja sneaking through maints found my body bruh

#

and threw me out into the hall

#

fucking king behavior from a antag

carmine sonnet
#

nah what the hell

#

i got emagged

#

and got kidnapped by a lesbian couple in dorms

#

lotg save me

#

my saiyan pride cannot take this

#

i mean, borg pride

remote bridge
#

were so back

#

i love my med faction!!!

carmine sonnet
#

I HAD A SYNDICATE SALV MEMBER WHICH THE OTHER SALVS FOUND TELECRYSTALS, EMAG AND A FUCKING SYNDICATE PAI

#

THE HEAD OF SECURITY JUST LET THEM GO

#

im so done

#

this shit makes me want to never touch command again

#

literal syndicate evidence

subtle gazelle
#

bro that nukie round

carmine sonnet
#

even had the pai named after them

subtle gazelle
#

i cannot believe that medic

carmine sonnet
#

makes me happy everytime a sec dies now

subtle gazelle
#

seriously

#

i had no fucking gun besides the viper lol

#

i had a esword and that was it

#

but we broke into the armory so i basically peppered everyone with laser rifles

carmine sonnet
#

every time syndicate wins

#

i am happy now

subtle gazelle
#

i am sure that syndie atmos i assassinated the CE for was fucking livid when he saw the greentext on his objective

#

and found out that singulo was loose

carmine sonnet
#

lol

#

but yeah im done

#

im never touching a security role

#

its doomed

subtle gazelle
#

fuck seccies

#

engineer gaming

carmine sonnet
#

their collective iq is below the freezing point in kelvin

#

this shift also has a illiterate news reporter

#

cursed

#

also distro has no gases

#

fuck the people in this server

#

cant have shit

subtle gazelle
#

one time chief engie got hold of the reporter computer's board

#

and was just making articles with titles like 'guess what' and it would just be 1 word 'poo'

carmine sonnet
#

poo

subtle gazelle
#

other engi was just making propaganda for engistan and atmosia

carmine sonnet
#

alright im so fucking done

#

im qm, i checked in why we dont have money after selling

#

the fucking technicians left the money in the trade station

subtle gazelle
#

bro last round i had to work with a QM as engi that had salv blow up right at start of the round

carmine sonnet
#

dont join leviathian right now

subtle gazelle
#

fucking seismic charges

carmine sonnet
#

dogwater shiftp

subtle gazelle
#

i am going to join and observe

carmine sonnet
#

im just gonna stay in the trade station

#

im gonna go back to salamander

#

where everyone is civilised

subtle gazelle
#

lrp has tons of shitters

carmine sonnet
#

also have you applied for whitelist?

#

salamander better

subtle gazelle
#

bro only mrp server is us west

#

i barely get good ping on us east

#

and i dont speak russian so like yeah this is my only option besides dead eu servers

#

i wonder if russian servers already have some shit US servers dont,cuz like these fuckers already have colonial marines gamemode

carmine sonnet
#

lmfao

subtle gazelle
#

straight up hoping space ninja role appears rn

#

begging to god even

carmine sonnet
#

kill security

#

kill hos, theyre hopeless

subtle gazelle
#

am gonna make Sci's life miserable first

#

DROP THE SPACE NINJA ROLE ADMEMES PLEASE

#

FOR LOVE OF GOOOODDDD

carmine sonnet
#

do it in looc lol

#

theres no one in cargo anymore

subtle gazelle
#

bruh these syndies be dropping surplus crates of all things

carmine sonnet
#

its just me the qm

#

fuck this im living in the derelict station now

subtle gazelle
#

i saw a fucking elite suit syndie

#

arrested

#

imma be real with you regular surplus crates are just not worth

carmine sonnet
#

probably the wrong syndie too

subtle gazelle
#

theres like another one but it requires another syndie to give you tc

#

and its usually guaranteed to get something good

#

this perma prisoner tryin to be sneaky with a banana peel

#

he slipped the ward lol

carmine sonnet
#

“Yeah i did, because they werent wanted”

#

hos said as i presented the pai and telecrystals to him

subtle gazelle
#

brother this fucking perma prisoner goofing around

#

pulled a shiv on the cadet

carmine sonnet
#

good

subtle gazelle
#

theres a prisoner mime just walking in maints

carmine sonnet
#

these fucking guys suck

subtle gazelle
#

bruh they really arrested a assistant

#

ALL ASSISTANTS ARE IMMUNE FROM BEING SYNDIES GUH!!!

carmine sonnet
#

sec this shift fucking sucks

#

shitsec

#

prime definition

#

how did hos get hos job even

#

this is what corruption does to the legal system

subtle gazelle
#

bro i think one of their doors are emagged lol

#

greytider just waltzed in

carmine sonnet
#

someone found the syndie surplus crate lmfao

subtle gazelle
#

did salv really take the fucking shuttle console so if they die they can't even be flied back

#

genius

#

sci goofing around with the tether guns

#

in security

#

THEY BEATING UP JANI WITH A PKA!!!!

carmine sonnet
#

im leaving this server

#

gonna go to a mrp

#

or hrp

subtle gazelle
#

the jani almsot dropped a N word but they toggled internals

carmine sonnet
#

lol

subtle gazelle
#

with the sleepy gas

#

just in time

#

least schizophrenic LRP shift

carmine sonnet
#

fuck this place

subtle gazelle
#

delta i actually was surprised on how civilized people were in there

carmine sonnet
#

yeah

subtle gazelle
#

actual RP n shit and people did their job proper so yeah theres that

#

but the lag gets fucking unbearable sometimes

#

during high pop hours

carmine sonnet
#

i dont like the science stuff though

#

literal oppression

#

its not even science

#

its epistemics

#

if you know magic, get that ass lynched

remote bridge
#

lrp moment

#

i like it sometimes but its usually not my taste

subtle gazelle
#

@carmine sonnet borg just commited a suicide bombing with a weldertank

#

almost killed the space dragon

carmine sonnet
#

holy fuck lmfao

#

how do you welderbomb even

#

oh the gas tank

remote bridge
#

shrimple bomb

carmine sonnet
#

an honorable death

#

i accidentally made a vape bomb when i was bartender

#

i put alcohol in it instead of water

remote bridge
#

potassium

#

what happens when a potassium vape smoke meets water vape

carmine sonnet
#

what about a welder

#

what do you put inside

carmine sonnet
#

the psyops is at work once more

#

we got one new one

subtle gazelle
#

they have to put hours into medical to play paramed doe

#

so theres that

remote bridge
#

wha who

carmine sonnet
#

what a mess of a tound

subtle gazelle
#

@carmine sonnet i caused the power outages lol

#

blew up like 3 substations below bridge

carmine sonnet
#

holy shit yeah

subtle gazelle
#

the guy i needed to keep alive just went rambo

#

and murdered all of sec and cap bruh

#

and he armed borgs

carmine sonnet
#

my game is fucking up

#

im ce and my game just disconnected me

carmine sonnet
#

clown just cqc a fucking loneop

#

defused the nuke in last 10 seconds

subtle gazelle
#

@carmine sonnet i just went to cryo i am kinda fuckin tired irl

carmine sonnet
#

oh man ce is fun

#

i got goons to jump people

subtle gazelle
#

if i dont get 3 syndie rounds in a row today

#

this day aint it

#

@carmine sonnet ok but this is peak antag gameplay so far

#

all this over prime corgi cut

remote bridge
#

how the saiyan fell

carmine sonnet
#

are you the champion

#

you goober

remote bridge
#

wut

#

nu uh

#

im the moff

#

IM A VICTIM TOO

#

maybe i shouldve ran med

carmine sonnet
#

ur being revived

#

get back in your body

remote bridge
#

no i aint

#

guess who just got killed again

#

this time more elegantly

carmine sonnet
#

someone save that round replay lol

remote bridge
#

havent seen lotg since med

subtle gazelle
#

i was alive until death squad arrived

remote bridge
#

i got hit with a pirate cannon point blank

#

immediately got bit by zomba after

carmine sonnet
#

if you watch the replay

subtle gazelle
carmine sonnet
#

watch what happened in medbay lol

subtle gazelle
#

zeerol this was a survival round

#

not every lrp round is like this

#

i fucking wish it was but it isnt

remote bridge
#

guhh

carmine sonnet
#

every round im in is survival

#

watch this shit be survival

subtle gazelle
#

every round where i want to be a normal functioning worker of nanotrasen i am a syndicate agent

carmine sonnet
#

ce is cursed

#

i got hit by the rod

subtle gazelle
#

SO THATS WHY I COULDNT FIND YOU

#

bro i asked for you over the radio and i didnt get a response and i was like oh shit

#

thought it was some syndie until i went to atmos

carmine sonnet
#

im so fucking done

#

some idiot se

#

zombie apocalypse

#

stared and looked at me

#

while i was scrambling to get grilles up

#

and let in zombies in engineering

#

fuckin a

subtle gazelle
#

arent chainlink fences good too for electrification n shit like that

#

or can zombies vault these too

carmine sonnet
#

grilles better

#

cause theyre just rods

subtle gazelle
#

fences are just rods too no?

#

i remember they also require like 2 rods to build

#

idk about gates doe

carmine sonnet
#

hm

#

no clue honestly

subtle gazelle
#

but yeah gotta love how engineering always barricades itsself in during a zombie outbreak

#

security just fucking dies cause they are fucking dumb

remote bridge
#

how many rounds have u two played lol

#

sounds as if u been at it all day

subtle gazelle
#

i got up like 9 am today so like

#

i played 2 rounds only

#

idk about fever

remote bridge
#

interesting event next round at frontier

carmine sonnet
#

i cant frontier when im too busy mixing gases

remote bridge
#

we are spess journalist

#

we spread misinformation

carmine sonnet
#

i teslaloosed for the first time

#

i have achieved evil

subtle gazelle
#

@carmine sonnet thrown items no longer slip

#

shitsec's power grows...

carmine sonnet
#

good

#

shits op

subtle gazelle
#

eh syndies got cool throwing knives doe

#

so thats nice

carmine sonnet
#

i was a atmos syndie

#

i setup tesla without permission because i was gonna bomb ame

#

but ame got bombed first so i set down a fake synd bomb next to the bar maints

#

someone reports it and i set a real synd bomb next to the bridge maintenance

#

they defuse the fake one and the real one goes off

#

all hell breaks loose and everyone in engineering goes to fix the mess

#

i set the tesla loose and engineering room gets obliterated by bombing from other syndies

#

then they rush back to engineering and get fucked by tesla, but not before someone plasma floods through distro

#

and i give out conducting gloves

carmine sonnet
#

plasma fire reaction
scales burn rate from 100C to 1370C
scales plasma:oxygen ratio from 5:7 to 5:2 as temp changes from 100C to 1370C
when below 1:96 plasma:oxygen, burns plasma into trit
when between 1:96 and 3:96 plasma:oxygen, burns plasma into a mix of CO2 and trit
when above 3:96 plasma:oxygen, burns plasma into CO2
frezon production reaction
speed unaffected by temperature
only happens below 73.15K
consumes tritium and oxygen at a constant rate of exactly 1:50 tritium:oxygen
makes nitrogen and frezon, their total summing up to the input oxygen
at lower temperatures, makes increasingly more nitrogen and less frezon (at 73.15K, only makes frezon, at 0K, only makes nitrogen)
below a percentage of nitrogen, mixes slower
the required percentage of nitrogen is 20% at 73.15K and increases at lower temperatures (would be 40% at ~36.5K)
above that percentage, extra nitrogen has no effect

#

still wont work

carmine sonnet
#

i finally made frezon

#

ive done it

#

im a master prestige nerd

#

only took 6 trit leaks and 2 plasma leaks

carmine sonnet
#

marvel at my genius

#

heres my mtv cribs

remote bridge
#

did my first pirate role :D

#

we got praised by admins

#

for actually being good antags

carmine sonnet
#

yargh

remote bridge
#

it was super messed up all shift

#

one time i got accidentally left behind and so i spessed and grappled to the ship

#

somehow got thrown off and landed STRAIGHT ON A SEC SHIP

#

like

#

the bridge

carmine sonnet
#

did you kill em?

remote bridge
#

nada

#

no shot can a lone goober fight a team of nfsd

#

was apprehended for a bit but my crew came to rescue me :D

remote bridge
#

ermm what the tuna

carmine sonnet
#

make it rhyme with banana

remote bridge
#

banuna catSmirk

carmine sonnet
#

bornana

remote bridge
#

spess

remote bridge
#

insane finish

#

one amogus syndie wiped out about 10 of us at round end

subtle gazelle
#

@remote bridge fren told me newmed coming before the fuckin feature freeze thingy

#

either that or wizards or blob

remote bridge
#

liesss

#

allll liesss

subtle gazelle
#

A MAN CAN DREAM!!!!

rapid canopy
subtle gazelle
#

guh pz soundtrack is playing during a zombie round on tgstation

#

someone put it on the public radio thingy

subtle gazelle
#

@carmine sonnet told fellas on tgstation i moved in on from ss14,one guy is willing to teach me robotics now

#

time to either make weapons of mass destruction or turn myself into a machine.

subtle gazelle
#

i turned him into a full on robot

#

he gonna teach me mechs next

carmine sonnet
#

nice lol

remote bridge
#

bruh

#

i was rocketing and then suddenly got stuck to a ship

#

then they went on exped!!!

subtle gazelle
#

@remote bridge so that round where i was being taught robotics in ss13 a guy just walked in,asked for us to give him a reviver implant which basically kickstarts the dudes heart back to life and shi once dead,and we fuckin begin the procedure and he has no fucking heart

#

🗿

#

i was...rather confused to say the least

remote bridge
#

how is that even possible

subtle gazelle
#

the other roboticist pointed out that the chaplain may have converted him into a full on borg and that ended up removing his heart

#

so to put in that implant we just made him a heart

remote bridge
#

did a whole round with no ship

#

just jetpack

#

jetpack joyride!!

carmine sonnet
#

howd you manage oxygen

remote bridge
#

they last pretty long

#

only need one spare

#

only issue was the jetpack

#

normal air wont last long

#

once i get liquid O2 its just way too good

subtle gazelle
#

iT HAPPENED AGAIN, THE CLOWNS RISEN UP AGAINST SECURITY AGAIN

#

A GORILLA IS RUNNING AROUND WITH A ESWORD

remote bridge
#

king kong

carmine sonnet
#

bloodred kong

remote bridge
#

blud

#

bludkong vs cuhzilla

subtle gazelle
#

am playing as a rat king

subtle gazelle
#

@carmine sonnet the tank got onto the shuttle

#

he got shot down but they didnt put him down proper so he woke up midway through the shuttle travelling to CC and killed like 3 people

carmine sonnet
#

tank (the l4d zombie) or tank (military asset)

subtle gazelle
#

the l4d zombie

carmine sonnet
#

oh lol

subtle gazelle
#

yeah theres like this zombie nation gamemode where crew got 15 minutes before zombies start rising from the ground

#

those common zombies are remotely controlled by one player while special infected are controlled by other players

#

ok one of those just started,for some fucking reason somebody keeps playing pz soundtrack over these rounds everytime

#

not complaining though it kinda baller

carmine sonnet
#

lmfao

subtle gazelle
#

am playing as a boomer

#

we broke into the chapel and i vomited on the fuckin chaplain

carmine sonnet
#

cant wait for ss13 feature to be added in 14

#

surgery update is kinda integral so i think thats next

subtle gazelle
#

i just fucking detonated on 3 players

subtle gazelle
#

cant wait for robotics in sci to finally have a use

carmine sonnet
#

new thing to learn for me i guess

#

i know important stuff on every role now

subtle gazelle
#

i want lavalands to be added ngl

#

or just integrate the bosses from lavalands

#

into expeds

carmine sonnet
#

i havent tried ss13 so i dont know what that is

subtle gazelle
#

its basically where ss13's equivelant of salv does their job

#

i feel like with how ss14's combat is those bosses would work better

#

cuz sometimes its literal bullet hell

#

there are 2 tanks attacking the evac shuttle

#

ok so all the cc agents and cap got slaughtered

subtle gazelle
#

some geneticist moff fucked up their voice so bad

#

its very high pitch right now the tts voice is so fucking cursed

#

theres a guy without a head,just walking around

#

and using sign language to communicate

carmine sonnet
#

we ball

subtle gazelle
#

he could also not hear or see anything around him

#

from what he said using sign language anyway

#

holy fucking shit i may have found the biggest baller yet

#

mf is set on fire and just hanging at the bar

#

and vibing

#

he got flattened by a vending machine

subtle gazelle
#

just watched the supermatter crystal meltdown

mfw nukies are headed to the station aswell

carmine sonnet
#

@subtle gazelle same shit different story

#

all those atmos hours are paying off

subtle gazelle
#

i survived a sci bombing and lost my right leg and left arm

#

got prosthetics at med,step a foot out of medical only to get blasted in the chest with a shotgun only to survive and crawl my way to a guy in a medical mech

carmine sonnet
#

jesus christ

#

ss13 is a lot more immersive

#

ss15 should be a minecraft mod

subtle gazelle
#

when newmed gets added to ss14 all hells gon be loose

carmine sonnet
#

cmo gonna be a sought after role

#

im playing medical doctor for a good while when newmed gets added

subtle gazelle
#

if newmed includes shit like cybernetic arm/leg replacements n shi am defo gonna play sci more

#

i have yet to chrome the fuck up properly as robo,ive only had been turned into a robot on the outside

subtle gazelle
#

been watching lot of tgstation videos and the guy making it always decapitates the mfs as a antag

#

lavaland ghost roles are defo something.

carmine sonnet
#

ss13 has got lots of culture in it

subtle gazelle
#

am gonna be a rock golem and sneak my way into the station

#

another golem actually planned that already and is waiting at the mining station for the shuttle to arrive

subtle gazelle
#

okay so i kind of did that

#

but i rescued a shaft miner on my way to the said station

subtle gazelle
#

ok so a heretic just ascended,holy fucking shit

#

ive never seen something so fucking busted

#

mf literally walked through a plasmaflood and fire and everything

#

and just set the entire evac shuttle on fire

subtle gazelle
#

@carmine sonnet watching the tgstation nukies rn and their like team name is vegeta terrorists i think??? i mean they all have that line after their name

carmine sonnet
#

lmfao

#

vegeta lineage

#

i heard the april fools was a ddos

#

lol

subtle gazelle
#

looking at tgstation discord there may be actual sayians

#

in the game

#

so uhhh...MAYBE SAYIAN-OPS???

#

ok so the commander called the lizard nukie a ligga

#

🗿

#

and that he will die a miserable death while rest of the nukies will be winners

carmine sonnet
#

my namekian

subtle gazelle
#

bruh i am watching one of the nukies just run up to people at mach 5 and electrocute them and fucking stomp them to death

#

what the fuck am i watching

#

theres a sayian gorilla

#

chasing him right now

carmine sonnet
#

lmfao

subtle gazelle
#

HOLY SHIT HE KILLED THE GORILLA

carmine sonnet
#

noooooo

#

not my saiya

subtle gazelle
#

he just knocked a guy over,tipped over a vending machine and fucking dropped it on him

#

weakest ss13 nukie

#

they havent even armed the nuke bro

#

ok he took out like 2 more gorillas and just blew up

subtle gazelle
#

@carmine sonnet i was a rat king and they found me

#

the sayians found me just spawning all the rats in at the chapel

subtle gazelle
#

for the record it didnt end well

subtle gazelle
#

ok another nukie round but they got fucking frieza on their team bruh

subtle gazelle
#

@carmine sonnet i feel like once changelings get added am defo gonna be playing lotta med

carmine sonnet
#

skinwalker

subtle gazelle
#

yummy dna waiting in the morgue

subtle gazelle
#

still i feel like being med as changeling is defo the play

#

either that or kill a doctor or para somewhere and imitate them instead

subtle gazelle
#

@carmine sonnet played a round of ss14,was a syndie secoff and me and other 3 syndies assassinated the captain and nuked the station