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brb dont end this convo
Usually a half grip but I don't play b&s apart from modded
I fucked around with light sabers and the energy sword
Now i miss my vr
Contractors exfil was good
Yeah I use mods a lot too, mainly to add more historical stuff or add new features though lol
Tabor is trash compared to contractors
would a 2 sided sword be even viable
even in movies it just looked like a hazard
Yeah
It's viable if it's fucking concentrated energy
That melts thru literally any material
The only benefits I can think of are being able to execute downed enemies while still defending yourself from anyone who's standing... The enemy knows exactly where your other blade is gonna be just from looking at the main one
Well I just cut thru their blade with the energy sword
I'd like to see them stop a blade made from alien technology
Designed to kill Spartans
I meant with regular double bladed swords, with Star wars they have crazy reaction times because of the force which helps with the hazard of having a blade facing you
also like
No amount of plot armor could protect a steel user from an energy user
the T shaped lazer swords
Slayer sword
Thats a genuine hands hazard
His sword makes sense for it's purpose tho
for nothing but coolness factor
I mean like
I added lots of weapon mods
Especially the ones that were in the spawn pool
Right above his bare hands
Can't remember who made it but it's called the middle ages pack or whatever, it adds some really fucking cool historical weapons
Iron age pack too
The billhook... I always wanted a billhook in B&S
yeah i think i added that one
anybody want to play with me
What would it be like to accidentally sit on a lightsaber
Prolly just gonna go thru u right
Instantly cut u
In half
Adding powers was also cool
You'd probably feel agonizing pain for like half a second before it just slices you in half vertically yeah
Hell of a way to go
the middle one
Now what of a super heated graphite rod meant for a reactor
That might hurt
Leave it on the couch and it touches ur side that'd burn
maybe people use the lightsaber like a dildo
Shitty kylo ren
what benefit does having 2 petruding from the handle hand hazards have
I hate the new Star wars
stabby boy
Such a cash grab
you use them like handles to push it up
Playing TF2 for the first time in a few years, forgot how cursed the scattergun is lmaoo
Semi auto drum fed lever action shotgun
I can't figure out how to remove my voice
👀
From the recordings I make
And he reloads by repeatedly ejecting shells
who wants to play some zomboid wit me
i solved the apocolyspe in zomboid and why it happened
its literaly return of the living dead
if you look at the lore
only one problem is when it takes place
its a 10 year difference
dwarf riots when the wrong kind of beer is served
i think i solved it all
it takes place in lv kentucky
there is a chemical spill
the apocolypse started on july 3
like in zomboid
i solved it
its parody
Last time I played that my cats got drunk after licking their paws when they were in the drinkin sector
They all dieded
yeah I heard of that bug
I'm glad I dont have to worry about making different types of beer
worrying about variety while I design my amazon warehouses is gonna be annoying
hiii, if anyone wants to play a coop game on the 41.78.19 version, you can send me an MD with no problem
Apart from having vampires take over everything all the time
there are 2 kinds of people who play those games
the spreadsheet gamers and the vibes builders
both are insane
Just not intelligent enough to be good at strategy
I like it but I suck
Idek why I play hoi4
Aliens caused the zombies
I'm just glad I didn't relapse into hoi4 (again)
I saw it in my vision like the emperor in oblivion
half the people who play that game drive me crazy
I just mess around as the axis or some rly niche country because fuck playing as America France or Britain
I have a clip too!!!
I play literally anyone but the majors lmao
Japan is a choice, a very choice
It is when u pissed off Germany cuz u had history mode off
I got cooked like a goose
Germany fucking buddied up with America somehow
I haven't been crazy or good enough to play poland in MP
I was gonna say that's fair against japan but this is germany we're talking about
I know what u did in the summer of 1943 Germany, ur lucky America was just bullying everyone that match
They fucking cut off my supply lines after the third year of the war
Shit stain of a match that was
excuse me
I had a good setup in Africa and they just steamrolled me with their allies
Idek what the enemy nations are doing half the time man
Sometimes they just attack random countries like cammy or smth
Or god forsaken Switzerland being an absolute warzone filled with heavy units
I might have broken the balance a bit with some setting tweaks
tbh its kinda unpredictable with how the AI cheats
majors already get a pile of bonuses from other sources so if you mess around
accidentally snowballing them isnt hard
I was just invading everything I saw
Japan is great for infantry battles but the moment they bring tanks or air support
I get fucked so hard
So many bombers deleting my supports
just AT is fine if you're okay with being stonewalled until you can plan your way back up
but air war is non-negotiable
I had a bit of Europe locked down with AT and some ports that had ships
But they got destroyed rly fast by American units
you get fucked two ways by logistics strikes and air superiority
They pearl harbored ME that's supposed to be MY job
Any advise on burning corpses in a city? Im scared the fire will spread lol can I build something to contain the pile?
Like dam the tables rly did thrn
I'd rec u do it in a parking lot
getting violated by air power is realistic though
Nothing to catch aflame
Smart
Make sure there's no tall grass tho
Iirc it catches on fire? Been ages since I've played pz
Weirdly enough soviet's went completely diplomatic that run
Mfers kept trading with both us and the americans
damn
havent seen that before
either they're thunder doming it out with the germans or slowly eating themselves alive in a civil war
I am back
Hoi3 I always start as Poland
can you start as poland?
or am I thinking the other game
am drinking chocolate protein shake whil I pay a man to fix my ac
am gonna make pork egg rolls later
Food fit for a king
I'll prolly actually eat smth other than pasta tonight
After I walk my apps down to the stores and bar
God forbid I get hired at two places I'll be working my ASS off
A friend asked for this
The FH6 dude.
Hey everyone, I'm looking for Brazilian players to play MP with. Send me a message 🙂
Try #1019737819981283459 make sure u check the pinned messages
It's got lots of people looking for players
I ain't even know that thread existed
Where did my eyeballs go gng🥀
U can also gain access to #enable_voice_chat_here
community maxxing
wilson is the best back bling in fortnite
Are you real
Im talking to a fish omg
fish.mp3
2 am hours cant get any weirder than this while fishing
The 26 usd backbling
"Everyone is an atheist until they start updating their BIOS"
-Sun Tzu, Art of Computers
yum
Ew.
Cat.
Not a rat.
0/10 animal. Not a rat.
Terraria 1.4.5 could have been a new final update, but it isn't! Re-Logic confirmed the game will continue getting updates so let's talk about the next one on the horizon!
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They just came out with a book about the devving of terraria
I'm thirsty
I want to just take some clippers to my whole head and face and just hit it with like a number 4 all around but my wife says that looks dumb and is against it
I just hate going to the barber though
who the fuck needs this bro
Need is an interesting question
"this" refers to the mini gun right?
yes
So if I need to single handedly clear the lv checkpoint for example
I could certainly benefit from something that lays down that many rounds per minute
i personally think its way too impractical
I love and appreciate every youtuber that has ever sold something in Target
id rather use a .22
I'm just saying
That it's 1993 Kentucky
And if I am completely alone in a zombie apocalypse
And I happen to find a mini gun and a case of ammo for it
I'm bringing it with me as long as I have a car
And I mean like it takes priority over stuff... So there's no if I have room in the car
I might leave one of you there so I could bring it with me
your distribution of M80 when using a M134 against zombies would be more wasteful than you are to hit them. Reason why being that the M134 was a suppression weapon, meaning you wont be able to hit much, since the rotor turns, and spreads out the bullet, not practical for a zombie. I would preserve the ammo for a precision rifle, like the M1A, or the M700 atleast. Cool to own, not great for an apocalyptic scenario
heavy as shit too
if you do want to use a large holding gun, i would use an M60E4, can attatch a sight and just precision fire from a range, whilst also keeping a distance if needed at close range, the spread is nonexistant, why it was very much used for killing vietcong at far distances
okay im done nerding out
i shall dissapear
he a cool guy
damn, this was very insightful
i feel like you earned that gun custom role
goon squad lover
im private parts reporting for doody
i write for important purposes
i look like a jackass
when i write for a hobby
i write like a linguist
Firing 200 rounds to kill 50 zeds, while sending out noise that aggro’s 3,000 more zeds is not a very wise way to brute force your way into LV.
10,000+ players have done this over the last 10+ years. 99.99% of them fail.
Is it FUN? 100%.
Does anyone ever succeed? NOPE
or somebody actually intelligent
A linguist? So you like pasta?
Mmmm linguini
wheres remy






Lil Cheerio chomper


I made 15 pork eggrolls from scratch
I hate being overcharged for eggrolls at the restaurants
I want an unreasonable pile of eggrolls
I made french fry
37 minutes. I like it so far
Omar played hours and he said he likes it too
guh
its finally real
sims competitors are nice
@plush cobalt
I’m probably going to play some more tonight
Nah bro they got that.
theyre so bad at fighting zombies oh my god
I lied
3 OF THEM DIED
I spoke WAY too soon
thats a normal zombie
4 for 1
those are just desperate civilians
from the uhh
bandits legacy reupload for b41
since i wont play b42 until its stable
Yeah figured so.
I just mean it kinda like a little joke considering how in Christ does one dubious creature take down 3 folks that are armed.
They just weren't meant for it I guess. 🥀
their description is literally something along the lines of
"Desperate, weak civilians who survived the first wave of the Knox Infection outbreak. They owe their lives more to chance than they do to skill."
What a amazing description of the poor little fleshy people.
Can u guys just follow and like or smth https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSxgJj9Yu/
ipgrabber!!
Pls
What ipgrabber mean?


No you didn’t
Im refreshing right now
[sad cat sticker I don’t have nitro]
Oky now you did
[happy cat sticker]
bwabababwabababa
hentai virus you say
What that virus do
nah bro isnt immune, hes a carrier like in L4D 😭
son-182
calle-182b
can i make myself immune by clogging my arteries
Makes you a chicken in a suit.
A Hen.
Who wears a tie.
Hen tai
ip grab deez nuts
Guys i wanna make pz more ppler in my contry what should i do
That’s her max height!
when will the game be on sale?
Gotta give em a stool at least, poor little short stack.
I was around in 1993.
The in game content and inside jokes are SPOT ON.
Like orange soda. Yeah. It was EVERYWHERE
GRANNY/GRANDPA!
Havent played ZZZ in at least 6 months. But my Miyabi is maxed out
My '07 ass could not relate whatsoever.
Grandpa 👴
I ain't ever touch ZZZ but know a bit about the characters
Like VERY little.
The 90’s WERE unhinged.
My highschool metal shop class:
“Here kid, have a blow torch. Don’t die” walks away
My dad was born round the mid 80's & yeah that's exactly how he explained his time back in the days in the 90's to 2000's
THREE LITER BOTTLES OF ORANGE SODA
500
The only time I'd consider it having been peak for me was around 2016 or so.
xal we only measure unhealthy stuff in the metric system
And then time took a massive shit 😮💨
I was born in 1976. So yeah
"five. Hundred. Cigarettes."

Ive had a productive day of housework and stuff, took a shower, time for a nap
Damn you're as old as my pop
90s US commerical for Orange Crush beverages. Boy's grandpa going nuts on a swing after drinking Orange Crush.
I mean it's still one of my favorites
I ain't a relic just yet so I can't say that I'd know, I just go off of what is said by those who know.
I miss glassed soda being a dollar
How do I report a user to the mods here?
2020 was shit personally imo
2000 -2020 wasnt great
@marble shadow
dm the bot
not included
ok gonna nap
2019 was still peak
That I can agree on
canr believe it was a decade away
2019 was peak.
half a decade*
Tag at moderator.
REAL
Hey bros
Anyways...
Collect my coin
Was gas fr like a quarter or so?
Dad told me gas was EXTREMELY cheap back then but I have zero clue how true that is.
Everything past 2015 seems a bit sloppy
Or maybe I just notice it's all slop always has been
everything past 2020 blows
Fr
and i get to become a young adult in this bullshit
great
5 dollars per gallon for unleaded
2015 was a start, sure, but it still had so much to it
3.99$ over here in Milwaukee at the moment.
Nobody actually buys bitcoin.
It’s a scam. ONE GUY owns 98% of all bitcoin ever made.
So all the BS hype over cypto? Only 400,000 ACTUAL bitcoins exist in circulation to buy, sell or trade. world wide.
The othrr 19,960,000 bitcoins are owned by one man
for first, you had yearly quality events to look towards to
and gaming releases that you could actually play
It was around 2.60$ or around there before the price skyrocketed.
I can't be bothered to enjoy anything now it's all kind of trashy or low effort
$6.95 a gallon of gas for me.
Going home from work last night cost me $80 to fill up my car
Nostalgia my ass
Fuck that I am leveling up my fitness & sprinting everyday with them gas prices 😭
Corpos try to shove the slop down our throats and shills will call it being nostalgic
IF YOU DONT ENJOY MIXTAPE YOU ARE EVIL
at least the 2020s brought us E-bikes, maybe a cent or two per charges
In this economy
e-vehicles make me sad
Fr
I guess you don’t have communal transport? Thats unfortunate
Ecars are a scam
there is no appreciation in the manufacturing of gas vehicles
just had a minute long standoff witha demoman as a demoknight where we called each other a spy because the exit to the room i was in had an obvious sticky trap in tf2 lmao
eventually he got backstabbed because he was distracted by calling me a spy
and how precise they have to be
Taking the bus anywhere but the city is ass
we need this preserved one way or another
Not even, I just find those prices outrageous whatsoever.
And it's extra ass in the city
Bus prices are like 3 bucks over here in Milwaukee I believe, maybe a bit less
i will accept a good gas alternative, i just would really like to preserve the mechanisms of gas vehicles
alcohol ran cars when
U can own gas and electric
Gotta start running on pure alcohol again 🥀
The first electric car got perfect reviews by the testers. More efficient than any electric car currently on the market.
They were all scuttled. Buried in a desert. Literally.
“Death of the electric car” is a documentary that details it all.
Cool stuff
sometimes I go about the same speed as the bus overtime with all the red lights and such
right after this another demoknight did the high five taunt, i joined, and we both decided on our own to use the explosion killbind 😭
Ecars are much dirtier than cars ever will be
Ecars is ur problem
ebikes are still great design
but no more... nyoom from bike though
Ive seen the elevator video sean
the only con of ebikes is no more nyoom
Ecars are everyone's problems
Ive seen that video
I don't miss taking public transportation like the subway or the bus
what video do you speak of
he doesnt know
Since they are get out of jail free cards for not doing anything about car infrastructure
The subway in NY is literally a dungeon
Ebikes are cool but will never beat the range of a gas powered vehicle
Insta torque is fun though.
security video of a guy getting on an elevator with an ebike battery, and drops it inside the closed elevator
its a good short distance vehicle
Yeah about the only good part about it.
then a different cut of the ambulance taking his dead ass out of the elevator
bro sorry i dont watch liveleak
Seattle is funny. People live in the city to avoid cars, driving, etc.
But you cant SURVIVE in the city making less than $38 an hour. Cheapest rent anywhere, not including water/trash/laundry is around $2,500 a month.
If u see ppl getting mugged and u get mugged more than 2 times a month it's just not pleasant
Ebikes make mountain bike infrastructure possible
I didnt want to watch it
GOD DAMN
now what about living a short distance outside the city
my rents going up to 1000 this year
And you still need a car
Cheapest rent here in Milwaukee is like 700 or so.
I do miss queens sometimes
for a one bedroom efficiency
And that's in the shitty neighborhoods
U don't need a car for the inner city
my town i dont exactly need a car
It's like gotham city here
theres a grocery in walking distance, little more expensive but still
I commute in my car 45 minutes to work in seattle.
So I spend $180-280 a month in gas. Just to get to work
Americas biggest problem is that to get a job you more than likely need a car
I'm glad to live in a small country town now
but you're poor
ok nap time
how do you get a car
good answer
And now they make em even pricier
Fun fact u need to pay just to get a job technically, have to pay like 45 USD here just to get an ID
With Ecars
And my rent, 45 minutes from seattle is $1,800 a month. So….
step by step process to buy a car in current economy
yeah i've been in that loop for a while after the family car broke down, had to bum rides off of people to do literally anything
if you just use the throttle to go at 32kph sure, but pedal assist up to 20kph last maybe 40 km, and an extra battery isn't that heavy to transport
Rent is 1800 here and it's not even the city
and turns out the car someone sold me for cheap is in significantly worse condition than they said in the ad, like... actively dangerous to drive
I own the house rent the land the house is on. Cause Seattle be like that
- steal rich man car he wont miss it
- sell to chop shop for money and to get rid of that irritable vin number
- use money to buy something humble, toyota corolla
Oh pedal assist a LOT different story.
Most of the buildings in this town are owned by a single family
I personally love pedal assist bikes even though I don't own one.
And they are actually rotten ppl
barely touching the gas? you're lurching forward and accelerating WAY too fast
very slightly move your body? oh so you wanna SWERVE OFF THE ROAD THEN!
when are the rotten people going to finish rotting
Evict ppl and tear down houses for lower tax rates
im done dealing with them
My car is a cheap car. 35 miles a gallon. But even costco gas is pushing $6 a gallon
They evicted me recently and I was buying the fucking place
the rot molds more rot
the person that sold me the car said "it just needs an oil change"
I use mine as both for either saving up the battery charge or having to go 40 kph with cars
kei car update for america
IMMEDIATELY
when dutch update hits americas
I seen a lot of pedal assist bikes in my area lately & I find the concept pretty damn cool, can go super long range and maintain normal vehicle speeds.
and rest of countries
i will drive anything underpowered and reliable
My protest days are behind me. BLM was the last for me
Man that sucks
including Netherlands
Our country ain't gonna spend any money on anything but their drug trade
Gotta push that Suboxone and Adderall
Fun fact Americans consume more Suboxone than most of the planet combined
Dw, protesting days are behind everyone with shoot on sight policies but by the orange man
It's a drug to get u off of opioids
I think I kidnapped too many people
And along with new capitals of dictatorships being constructed like Americas
Entire street is an empty lot now
I think they are shrinking the town ngl
Half the buildings are being torn down
Large skyscrapers, no places to collaborate or start your movement
Wrong chat for this content friend
Anything wrong with the buildings?
The apt I was buying was so new the downstairs was gonna be finished by me
officially mine is class 2, but I can change up to what speed my e-bike will propel me
I even went to fuckin court but the judge is friends with the family who owns it so
I will stop but just know that there is no way any big protests will happen
U know how that went
some good old fashioned corruption
I got fucked in the ass as soon as I started getting somewhere
My garden is gone
Loan wasted
people in power insure to build over things that led to the previous dictator getting evicted
New york is full of multi-million dollar lofts that have been empty for decades.
Property value depends on un-lived in homes. Thousands of them. Completely vacant.
Homeless basically again just living off my relatives until I can move ig
Usa land of the free-capital to the people controling the government
I know. But that topic is for other discords
U can squat in em
I did it all the time
Amazon is laying of 40,000
More employees soon!
Yay for more homeless
Me and the homies would sneak alcohol while school was in session in those places
it goes to the long lost anime channel
so many abandoned houses in my area that you'd get shot on sight for entering, only a select few i can even approach for a few minutes lmao
You know what's a meme? NY tax rates on property now
just left to rot
Someone just got busted for cooking
Right down the street
yeah i had something like that happen a few years back
They had the troopers hazmats and firefighters
"yay more homeless"
you're telling me amazon employees were making anywhere NEAR enough to be able to afford to live?
Someone got caught making meth or smth
whole meth operation with bribes and everything got busted by state troopers
is paying their employees living wage
I like her. She’s adorable
GET A LOAD OF THIS JOKE
The cooking was so fire
Completely misunderstood their post
fun fact
I didn't know what pot brownies were
Must've been some good cream
also had a meth lab explode close to me once
living wage, according to the amazon union-busting training tape, is a sign of unionization
could hear it in my house
thats the land of the free for ya
turns out this guy i knew was cooking meth in his trailer
Have u ever heard gunshots and sirens
yep
Always so pleasant at 3am
Was he bald
in my new place i hear sirens every 5 minutes i swear
One thing I don't miss about queens
and with a partner
Is the gang violence
I feel like Americans are stuck in a damned if they protest damned if they don’t.
Eu needs to step up more as a military power so that usa cant use it as leverage to bully its own citizens and other countries with the caviat that if they fall china will come into power
and in alabama people shoot all the time so maybe i'm a bit desensitized to the sound of gunshots
Amazon owns 25% of all real estate in and around their headquarters in downtown Seattle.
While not legal to discriminate, members of a HOA are also employees.
So they only sell and rent to other employees.
9-10 employees will live communally in the same house.
Yay for corporate housing.
fuckass alabama
yeah alabama sucks
U know ur living in the trenches when the neighborhood looks like a hood movie
Bars on windows lmao
pretty but that's about it
I think eu citizens should step up on getting everything into power as the only people with voice in this world
even then it's only pretty in select areas
true
like up north, we got some really nice mountain ranges here
Otherwise it will be taken away very soon
Back in my day we counted the needles at the park 👴
the US uses its military superiority to bully anyone it can
Always yappin about the government
Back in my day we played darts with them
when i was in school i used to find chewing tobacco, cigarette butts and... Other things-
in the playground, or literally right in the open at the entrance
when i was in school i was playing hello neighbor granny fnaf cops and robbers gta 5 freeze tag
We mostly just piled em up and stomped on em
one time someone tried to stab me in the neck with a rusty screw and i was the one who got yelled at for it
Lazer tag!
the teachers watched then chewed me out for it
That shit was dope
Have u ever been mugged at gunpoint that shit is scary
Idc what anyone says u don't know how u will react until someone sticks a hi point in ur face and demands ur money and phone
wut
had a cop pull his gun on me because i absentmindedly closed a door behind me during an illegal search after some doordash driver falsely called 911 on us
never been mugged though
I certainly ain't being shot over 42 dollars and a tracphone

Sounds like when I had a BB gun in the back yard
They rolled up with the sheriff
WTH
just show em this
Full gear for no reason
one kid i used to be friends with shot me 10 times with my own bb gun trying to knock me off of a tree i was 15 feet up because he found a rainbow bracelet in my yard
alabama is crazy as hell-
Still got my lazer tags guns.
My mom worked for grande central (now called fred meyer) and she got 2 sets for christmas.
One for me. One for my bestie.
It was THE present to get that year.
Being mugged is a rush u won't find anywhere else I'll be honest haha
U worship life a lil bit after
When I was growing up, in Oklahoma a kid shot a squirrel off the power line with a Red Ryder BB Gun and had his dog fetch it
Being hemmed up for it in your own backyard is something else lmao
Too much bacon on the streets for me to do anything like that back then
wasn't even my bracelet btw
The bacon round here different
I was a boring kid who found throwing stones at living things like others disgusting 
I like the local cops in my area
Well the old school ones, these younger cops are assholes
Not the city cops tho they're just paranoid or over assertive
still works?
cops used to be afraid to visit my neighborhood
cops used to be afraid to visit our neighborhood and i only found it out when i was 15
Kind of sad how much of a stereotype I am
and got someone kidnapped
i wonder whats for dinner
in front of some richie's house
I fell out of a tree as a kid. Something like 40 feet up. Insanely tall cherry tree we where hammering wood into to make a tree house.
Hit ever branch on the way down. Hit the ground not breathing for like 2 minutes.
No adults anywhere.
Just kinda laid there. Then got up. Climbed back up.
Good ol 1983
he tried to apologize to me btw lmao
he was like "oh i didn't know that wasn't yours i'm sorry i called you slurs and tried to shoot you off of a tree with your bb gun" DUDE
gravity wasnt as hard
back in the day
the fact he reacted that way to begin with was reason enough to break his teeth lmao
I think the worst thing to ever happen to me didn't even rly happen to me myself, some kids got into a fight and one ended up getting shot across the street
Now I realize why my mom was so paranoid of random people
someone swerved off of the road while speeding just to kill my dog i was walking
never got caught
well tbf he was going like 70 i couldn't have reacted in time
I crashed my bike while delivering newspapers too.
Had bone exposed on my knee. Finished my route. Got home an hour later. Open wound, gravel in my skin, piece of my knee cap exposed.
Just a normal day lol
I never saw a car go above like 20 in queens ngl
i was also staring at my dog's mangled corpse that got sent flying 20 feet
nasty
never had a bone broken in my life
Same
Midwest life. Grew up in Utah.
And I'm lucky
i actually haven't broken a bone either somehow
Not even a car rolling over me could break these bones
i'm surprised i havent gotten a broken limb from our shitty roads
Maybe cuz I'm so skinny lol
Didn’t break my leg. Just ripped my knee open so deep that part of my kneecap was visible
Jesus how am I even alive still haha
they only patch random spots
people have tried to maim or kill me on multiple occasions and failed to do much more than scratches
that dont need patching
and leave spots with like
my entire foot can fit in this one pothole
Patching? Roads? What kind of well kept town u living in
had a guy swerve off the road into my yard and repeatedly swerve into me going 50 on a 20 road
he says he was drunk and didn't mean to but how the fuck do you swerve at a moving target multiple times 😭
Deepest wound I had was likely 8+cm into my leg so
yeouch
Nice fat tooth in my knuckle from school on accident
Kid ran into me while we was playing soccer
worst injury i've gotten was probably one time a scooter i was racing my friend on started spinning out, the handlebars flew into my crotch and i then did a front flip onto a road in 90 F
Poor dude lost a tooth and barely hurt me
scraped downhill about 30 feet, road burn all over
U have a large history with vehicles
The worst wounds usually come from the dumbest reasons
Lol
roads in alabama are dogshit too
Midwest roads baby
the MAJOR ROAD i live on now looks like we're years post apocalypse
I have no memory of it, but I broke my nose as a kid. Then a finger as a teen.
Anything else was dumb stuff like road rash, cuts and stuff from hopping fences.
Chain link back in the day shredded my arms
I miss the smell of the restaurant under our old apt
Didn't make the best food but damn was it good smelling
i've run into potholes so big i launched into the roof of my car, got launched back into my seat full force, then launched back into the roof when sitting in the back
you heard me.
I will run someone over for no reason do not let me drive any motor vehicles
Mine most weirdest trauma was hitting the pole head first on the swinging ladder
when i was just born i had a conehead
my fatass head got shaped into a cone
and stuck lmao
Slept for a day and got a hospital trip for them to say that nothing had happened
i love going on walks but i have to listen to music or the sound of cars speeding around me gives me anxiety after all the bullshit i've dealt with related to cars lmao
i guess kids dont develop brains till 13
i stay as far as i physically can off the road
Too many things happened for stupid reasons for me to pick my weirdest injury
ready to dive into a ditch at a moment's notice
It's like picking my favorite halo out of odst 2 and 3
still like walking though because of all the pretty sights
Odst on top tho
those are the only ones i do remember
I remember too much
remember one time i was learning to ride my bike
crashed into our bonfire we hadn't used for a bit
The booze helps me forget a lot of it in a non depressing way
oh yeah
yellowjackets made a nest there
i landed crotch first into a horde of angry yellowjackets
The good ol can't turn the bike crash
that's probably my weirdest injury lol
what is a nondepressing way
was in agony for weeks
This video is a proof that Brahkie actually is a time traveler
Thanks to the great @brahkie for voicing Brahkie
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One of my besties got cracked HARD with a tetherball. Busted up his eye socket
I drink to enjoy the food I can eat and plus beer actually stays in my stomach
Cause EVERY kid tried to hurl a “serve” with a tetheball as hard as humanly possible. High speed ball + face
i was in first grade i think, some kid asked me why i was limping and i explained what happened (in a way a kid would ofc, just "they stung me down there!") ...and the school accused me of harrassing girls-
Maybe I rly have alcoholism since it's the only thing that won't make me sick most of the time
weird ass school man
i never understood sports
HATE those! They will chase you. They REMEMBER you
why you give yourself brain damage in football just to maybe get into bigger brain damage football
for big money
yeah and i landed balls first into a whole nest 💔
CPS STOLE MY CHILDHOOD AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE
somehow never broke a bone but i get hurt a lot still
nop
not me, but i remember one time my aunt told me my cousin got repeatedly bitten in the face by a brown recluse that decided to live in his football helmet in the time it took between him taking it off in the locker room and going back out to the field
Yack
dont ever eat a mountain oyster
ever eat the sour things that ants do when you put a stick into their nest
he survived btw
somehow-
I like the lil sour clovers
Yellow jackets are all over in Utah. Had a nest in our backyard the size of a garbage can.
My brother cut it down and I took it to school for show and tell. Literally around 3 foot tall and 2-3 foot wide giant ass ball of grey paper
Those are fun snacks
my old house had a wasp nest the size of my torso stuck in a gap in the fucking roof overhang next to the porch 😭
I was always told that if you stick a stick into the nest it will turn a bit sour from ants
I'm still getting used too all the bugs heres
the yard was a wasp warzone for a year
Ants make citric acid. So lemon flavor
i dont think i've seen an ass bear before
i hate wasps
that'd be a little strange
never seen a bear in person but one time a blackbear was caught strolling around in downtown fort payne raiding trash cans
Big ass bears
and jackets
why are you talking about the bears ass
The bears come on porches here
what kinda bear you talking bout
And charge ppl lol
literally evil version of bees
I love bumblebees. Wasps, specifically yellow jackets, are one of the few bugs I don’t get along with
black bears are cowards but they can still kill you yeah
Like they build and behave like the definition of bee villains
#StandWithUkraine #PutinIsaWarCriminal #WorldWithoutDictators
I once ate black bear jerky.
Super gross
They dont even have honor to die from biting me
sorry if theres some political stuff in the tags of the video, didnt catch that
Now venison is amazing ever since I tried that I fell in love with it
i just wanted to share the guy screaming curses at the bear
Believe me I have 0 tolerance for wasps in particular
i walk in the woods sometimes, never encountered any animals somehow
I like huge dumb bumblebees
Too many animals here
there's a squirrel in my yard that i think is starting to realize i'm chill
Lotta house cats that chill on the porches too
All chubby fixed lil guys
he stares at me sometimes and lets me get way closer than before if i approach slowly
doesn't freak out really, just kinda walks away
Just remember that when ur feeding them trail mix that chocolate is not good
I made that mistake and have prolly accidentally murdered many
yea, i'm planning to get a treat as a peace offering for the fella
They love cashews and almonds
from crows to squirrels
do they eat seeds? i have some leftover watermelon seeds lol
Yippee almost time for beedddd
Never tried it
Just fed em at the park some of my snack
this fella used to absolutely lose his shit when i walked outside but now he stares at me for a bit, lets me get really close, then casually walks deeper into the tree he lives in lol
sadly i live right next to a highway so i usually hear cars
police sirens near constantly
Freeway is nearby only semis make noise this far tho
Next time just ask him for some coffee
i'm about a minute of walking from a major highway
to get to know your neighbor
This town is walkable but very sparse now
kinda how my area is too, except we don't have sidewalk
sidewalk is rich people shit
Given most of the town left the past three months
the nearest place with sidewalk is like... a 20 minute drive i think
different town
They removed the buildings and they build bars
Legit got more bars than places to eat or do anything at
there's a decent library here i'm planning to start visiting again, gotta pay 5 bucks because i was late returning the last book i got there after our car broke
couldn't get someone to give me a ride there
I need a 45 dollar ID to get a Library card
was reading Beneath A Scarlet Sky, never actually finished it but what i did read was pretty good
Need an Id even for books
based on a real guy named pino lella, he was involved with an underground railroad type thing in italy that helped jewish people escape over the alps during ww2
Such an annoyance
I yearn for things to do other than walk and fish out back in the river down the hill
God my data is slow
Sent this shit like 2 minutes ago
damn
Soon as u said railroad and Jewish folk I knew it was about WW2 haha
Man I may make some more pancakes before bed
Hungree
Yeah I don't know much about the underground freedom fighting
yea one of my special interests is history so this stuff is really fun to look into for me
But it is cool that people went above and beyond to assist people in need
he also spied for the allies when he was recruited as a driver for a nazi general apparently, crazy shit
I'm mostly interested in the technology used during periods of time usually 1700s and 1900s
i play in rp servers a lot and most of my characters end up being old as hell because i'm like "oh wouldn't it be fun to make a guy who was invovled in this crazyass historical event?"
Unfortunately a lot of wars happened in those centuries so it's got many examples of technological advancements
I kind of like rping but it's normally mafia stuff
a couple characters i end up reusing a lot between different servers/seasons are a guy who was a resistance fighter in italy, and a ukrainian dude who was concripted into the red army in 1941, fought till he was wounded in 1944
I'm a senior associate of the lucchese crime family I can pull rank on people in a video game
Hell yeah
Matteo, the partisan, is 70 as of 1993 and Ivan, the Ukrainian dude, is 75 😭
Never did any military based chars
they're old as shit but still decent fighters because of their combat experience
My favorite char I made was prolly Joshua Mugazzo
Matteo tends to ambush zombies from stealth with short blade, uses guns if he has to fight bigger groups because he's not particularly strong due to his age
Ivan is a lot more aggressive, almost exclusively uses guns
I do have a char named Leo Duns who is basically me but in fivem haha
City slicker who moved to the country
thief.
new season in the main server i play starts tomorrow, playing Matteo for the first time in a while there
this one's decently high pop, last season it had 8-10 people on most days
high pop for pz servers lol
I'd rly like to get in on the faction battles with crafted swords and shi
What hoses do firefighters use?
Have at thee foul enemies
A big stiff long one
my planned day 1 fit for him, he wears the mask to hide some nasty burns he got during a nazi raid on his house in 1943
What hoses do firefighters use
we're starting in october so he's wearing warm clothes
yes
i have yet to find a medieval rp server, sadly
yeah
the zombies can hear you though
most rp servers use text but this one does voice chat, pretty fun to try and voice my characters
Maybe I'll try my hand at an ex mobster char on a server
thats not graphically demanding
skillshot city
just got it, it's pretty fun
pvp roguelike, top down
Duckov
Duckov is very easy tho so be rdy for that
played it already
I dont want pvp
kinda inspired by old gta games
pve, singleplayer
ah
can't find it on steam
Turn based space rpg
Casualties Unknown, it gets pretty heavy but it's really good
has a free demo that released on steam recently
I played it for free @neon bramble gave me the code
not a big fan of turn based games




