#general_chat

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oblique stream
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no arm swinging

twin bear
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Gross

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I never hold my longsword with two hands smh

stone meadow
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brb dont end this convo

twin bear
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Usually a half grip but I don't play b&s apart from modded

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I fucked around with light sabers and the energy sword

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Now i miss my vr

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Contractors exfil was good

quiet siren
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Yeah I use mods a lot too, mainly to add more historical stuff or add new features though lol

twin bear
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Tabor is trash compared to contractors

oblique stream
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would a 2 sided sword be even viable

quiet siren
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You mean double bladed?

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Eh... Not really

oblique stream
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even in movies it just looked like a hazard

quiet siren
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Yeah

twin bear
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It's viable if it's fucking concentrated energy

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That melts thru literally any material

oblique stream
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Bruh you're gonna impale yourself

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and melt your kidney

twin bear
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Well that's why they aren't made for humans

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Hilt isn't even shaped for human hands

quiet siren
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The only benefits I can think of are being able to execute downed enemies while still defending yourself from anyone who's standing... The enemy knows exactly where your other blade is gonna be just from looking at the main one

twin bear
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Well I just cut thru their blade with the energy sword

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I'd like to see them stop a blade made from alien technology

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Designed to kill Spartans

quiet siren
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I meant with regular double bladed swords, with Star wars they have crazy reaction times because of the force which helps with the hazard of having a blade facing you

oblique stream
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also like

twin bear
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No amount of plot armor could protect a steel user from an energy user

oblique stream
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the T shaped lazer swords

twin bear
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Slayer sword

oblique stream
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Thats a genuine hands hazard

twin bear
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His sword makes sense for it's purpose tho

oblique stream
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for nothing but coolness factor

twin bear
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Well doom slayer rips demons up

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Makes it easier when he can cleave and pull

oblique stream
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I mean like

twin bear
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Oh the shitty kylo ren

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One

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With the dangerous hot light saber bits on the side

stone meadow
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Especially the ones that were in the spawn pool

twin bear
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Right above his bare hands

quiet siren
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Iron age pack too

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The billhook... I always wanted a billhook in B&S

stone meadow
latent pier
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anybody want to play with me

twin bear
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What would it be like to accidentally sit on a lightsaber

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Prolly just gonna go thru u right

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Instantly cut u

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In half

stone meadow
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Adding powers was also cool

quiet siren
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You'd probably feel agonizing pain for like half a second before it just slices you in half vertically yeah

twin bear
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Hell of a way to go

oblique stream
twin bear
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Now what of a super heated graphite rod meant for a reactor

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That might hurt

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Leave it on the couch and it touches ur side that'd burn

latent pier
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maybe people use the lightsaber like a dildo

twin bear
oblique stream
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what benefit does having 2 petruding from the handle hand hazards have

twin bear
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I hate the new Star wars

stone meadow
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stabby boy

twin bear
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Such a cash grab

latent pier
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you use them like handles to push it up

quiet siren
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Playing TF2 for the first time in a few years, forgot how cursed the scattergun is lmaoo

twin bear
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When i said sit on it I meant on it's side..

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Gross

quiet siren
stone meadow
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i gotta plug my recording drive in

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so many clips im missing

twin bear
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I can't figure out how to remove my voice

fathom igloo
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👀

twin bear
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From the recordings I make

quiet siren
latent pier
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who wants to play some zomboid wit me

twin bear
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Time to make a singular pancake to test the waters

neon bramble
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damn okay

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one does not fuck with a man's beer ration

storm minnow
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i solved the apocolyspe in zomboid and why it happened

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its literaly return of the living dead

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if you look at the lore

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only one problem is when it takes place

neon bramble
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man this game

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drink preferences too

storm minnow
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its a 10 year difference

neon bramble
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dwarf riots when the wrong kind of beer is served

storm minnow
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i think i solved it all

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it takes place in lv kentucky
there is a chemical spill
the apocolypse started on july 3
like in zomboid
i solved it

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its parody

twin bear
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They all dieded

neon bramble
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yeah I heard of that bug

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I'm glad I dont have to worry about making different types of beer

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worrying about variety while I design my amazon warehouses is gonna be annoying

twin bear
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I'm too stupid to play those games

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And actually do anything interesting

elder merlin
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hiii, if anyone wants to play a coop game on the 41.78.19 version, you can send me an MD with no problem

twin bear
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Apart from having vampires take over everything all the time

neon bramble
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there are 2 kinds of people who play those games

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the spreadsheet gamers and the vibes builders

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both are insane

twin bear
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Just not intelligent enough to be good at strategy

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I like it but I suck

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Idek why I play hoi4

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Aliens caused the zombies

neon bramble
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I'm just glad I didn't relapse into hoi4 (again)

twin bear
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I saw it in my vision like the emperor in oblivion

neon bramble
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half the people who play that game drive me crazy

twin bear
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I just mess around as the axis or some rly niche country because fuck playing as America France or Britain

neon bramble
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I play literally anyone but the majors lmao

twin bear
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Japan is a choice, a very choice

neon bramble
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Japan is not a shitbox

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but the areas they normally operate in got buffed iirc

twin bear
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It is when u pissed off Germany cuz u had history mode off

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I got cooked like a goose

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Germany fucking buddied up with America somehow

neon bramble
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I haven't been crazy or good enough to play poland in MP

twin bear
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I bombed America and Germany got mad

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Atrocities they said

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Smh like they can talk

neon bramble
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I was gonna say that's fair against japan but this is germany we're talking about

twin bear
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I know what u did in the summer of 1943 Germany, ur lucky America was just bullying everyone that match

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They fucking cut off my supply lines after the third year of the war

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Shit stain of a match that was

neon bramble
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excuse me

twin bear
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I had a good setup in Africa and they just steamrolled me with their allies

neon bramble
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why did germany lock in the navy

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the fuck is going on your timeline

twin bear
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Idek what the enemy nations are doing half the time man

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Sometimes they just attack random countries like cammy or smth

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Or god forsaken Switzerland being an absolute warzone filled with heavy units

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I might have broken the balance a bit with some setting tweaks

neon bramble
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tbh its kinda unpredictable with how the AI cheats

twin bear
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I took their heavy water one time and they just suddenly had it back

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Amazing

neon bramble
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majors already get a pile of bonuses from other sources so if you mess around

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accidentally snowballing them isnt hard

twin bear
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I was just invading everything I saw

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Japan is great for infantry battles but the moment they bring tanks or air support

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I get fucked so hard

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So many bombers deleting my supports

neon bramble
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just AT is fine if you're okay with being stonewalled until you can plan your way back up

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but air war is non-negotiable

twin bear
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I had a bit of Europe locked down with AT and some ports that had ships

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But they got destroyed rly fast by American units

neon bramble
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you get fucked two ways by logistics strikes and air superiority

twin bear
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They pearl harbored ME that's supposed to be MY job

latent bridge
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Any advise on burning corpses in a city? Im scared the fire will spread lol can I build something to contain the pile?

twin bear
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Like dam the tables rly did thrn

neon bramble
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getting violated by air power is realistic though

twin bear
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Nothing to catch aflame

latent bridge
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Smart

twin bear
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Make sure there's no tall grass tho

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Iirc it catches on fire? Been ages since I've played pz

twin bear
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Mfers kept trading with both us and the americans

neon bramble
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damn

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havent seen that before

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either they're thunder doming it out with the germans or slowly eating themselves alive in a civil war

twin bear
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Knowing hoi4 soviets

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Civil war baby

tall glen
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I am back

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Hoi3 I always start as Poland

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can you start as poland?

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or am I thinking the other game

viral echo
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AHHHH

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a squirrel

tall glen
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am drinking chocolate protein shake whil I pay a man to fix my ac

viral echo
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give the man the shake and fix the AC

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i feel funny

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maybe i should eat something

twin bear
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I eated a pancake

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Hopefully it stays in my stomach

tall glen
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am gonna make pork egg rolls later

twin bear
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Food fit for a king

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I'll prolly actually eat smth other than pasta tonight

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After I walk my apps down to the stores and bar

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God forbid I get hired at two places I'll be working my ASS off

quiet siren
quasi slate
serene ibex
sweet wadi
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Hey everyone, I'm looking for Brazilian players to play MP with. Send me a message 🙂

twin bear
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It's got lots of people looking for players

serene ibex
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Where did my eyeballs go gng🥀

twin bear
quasi slate
waxen ingot
spiral condor
quasi slate
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Are you real

spiral condor
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wilson best back bling

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car

quasi slate
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Im talking to a fish omg

spiral condor
quasi slate
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2 am hours cant get any weirder than this while fishing

quasi slate
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"Everyone is an atheist until they start updating their BIOS"

-Sun Tzu, Art of Computers

loud pumice
ivory grail
west laurel
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Cat.

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Not a rat.

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0/10 animal. Not a rat.

quasi slate
twin bear
ivory grail
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I'm thirsty

candid patio
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I want to just take some clippers to my whole head and face and just hit it with like a number 4 all around but my wife says that looks dumb and is against it

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I just hate going to the barber though

west laurel
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who the fuck needs this bro

candid patio
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Need is an interesting question

west laurel
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IIII AAAAAAMMMM BUULLEEEETPROOOOOFFFFF!!!!

candid patio
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"this" refers to the mini gun right?

west laurel
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yes

candid patio
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So if I need to single handedly clear the lv checkpoint for example

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I could certainly benefit from something that lays down that many rounds per minute

west laurel
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i personally think its way too impractical

quasi slate
west laurel
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id rather use a .22

candid patio
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I'm just saying

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That it's 1993 Kentucky

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And if I am completely alone in a zombie apocalypse

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And I happen to find a mini gun and a case of ammo for it

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I'm bringing it with me as long as I have a car

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And I mean like it takes priority over stuff... So there's no if I have room in the car

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I might leave one of you there so I could bring it with me

harsh vault
# candid patio I'm bringing it with me as long as I have a car

your distribution of M80 when using a M134 against zombies would be more wasteful than you are to hit them. Reason why being that the M134 was a suppression weapon, meaning you wont be able to hit much, since the rotor turns, and spreads out the bullet, not practical for a zombie. I would preserve the ammo for a precision rifle, like the M1A, or the M700 atleast. Cool to own, not great for an apocalyptic scenario

west laurel
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heavy as shit too

harsh vault
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if you do want to use a large holding gun, i would use an M60E4, can attatch a sight and just precision fire from a range, whilst also keeping a distance if needed at close range, the spread is nonexistant, why it was very much used for killing vietcong at far distances

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okay im done nerding out

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i shall dissapear

harsh vault
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he a cool guy

west laurel
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neeeerrrdddd

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:pppp

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throwr ocks

candid patio
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i feel like you earned that gun custom role

harsh vault
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goon squad lover

karmic jetty
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im private parts reporting for doody

onyx igloo
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i write for important purposes

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i look like a jackass

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when i write for a hobby

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i write like a linguist

bronze moat
onyx igloo
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or somebody actually intelligent

karmic jetty
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wheres remy

west laurel
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RAT

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:3333

young kelp
rare dew
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crazy

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i was crazy once

west laurel
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me btw

real walrus
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Lil Cheerio chomper

loud pumice
karmic jetty
tulip rampart
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BUILD 43 TOMORROW

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Frfr

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my uncle that works with the Devs told me frfr

tall glen
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I made 15 pork eggrolls from scratch

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I hate being overcharged for eggrolls at the restaurants

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I want an unreasonable pile of eggrolls

brazen lantern
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I made french fry

karmic jetty
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whos the french

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why did u make em fry

fathom igloo
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Destined to be a French fry

karmic jetty
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good

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cambrie have u played paralives

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is it good

fathom igloo
neon bramble
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@toxic hawk

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why are we pinging him again

fathom igloo
neon bramble
karmic jetty
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its finally real

neon bramble
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sims competitors are nice

fathom igloo
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@plush cobalt

karmic jetty
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no more delays

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i want paralives

neon bramble
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people irl keep asking me if I play this game

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I feel like a pariah sometimes lmao

fathom igloo
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I’m probably going to play some more tonight

oblique stream
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more like

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paradeeznuts

west laurel
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the veteran survivor does not listen to the weakling desperate civilian

serene ibex
west laurel
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theyre so bad at fighting zombies oh my god

serene ibex
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I lied

west laurel
serene ibex
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I spoke WAY too soon

west laurel
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TO ONE ZOMBIE

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LOL

serene ibex
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LOL

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That's a super zombie right there.

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Free meal.

west laurel
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thats a normal zombie

serene ibex
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4 for 1

west laurel
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those are just desperate civilians

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from the uhh

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bandits legacy reupload for b41

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since i wont play b42 until its stable

serene ibex
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I just mean it kinda like a little joke considering how in Christ does one dubious creature take down 3 folks that are armed.

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They just weren't meant for it I guess. 🥀

west laurel
# west laurel those are just desperate civilians

their description is literally something along the lines of
"Desperate, weak civilians who survived the first wave of the Knox Infection outbreak. They owe their lives more to chance than they do to skill."

serene ibex
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What a amazing description of the poor little fleshy people.

silver idol
karmic jetty
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ipgrabber!!

silver idol
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Pls

karmic jetty
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self promo

silver idol
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What ipgrabber mean?

karmic jetty
silver idol
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So can u like 🙂

karmic jetty
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what will i get

silver idol
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A kiss

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From

karmic jetty
silver idol
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A random black guy

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lebron

karmic jetty
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i watched it

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i dont like it

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now gimme 20 grand

silver idol
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No you didn’t

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Im refreshing right now

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[sad cat sticker I don’t have nitro]

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Oky now you did
[happy cat sticker]

west laurel
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bwabababwabababa

tall glen
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gotta go fetch laundry then fry egg wolls

bronze moat
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She’s a 10, but she carries hentaviris

half kettle
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What that virus do

tall glen
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makes you a pervert of course

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I am immune

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patient zero and all that

plush sequoia
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nah bro isnt immune, hes a carrier like in L4D 😭

idle raven
karmic jetty
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son-182

sacred schooner
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calle-182b

half kettle
bronze moat
bronze moat
oblique stream
serene ibex
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🥀

silver idol
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Guys i wanna make pz more ppler in my contry what should i do

serene ibex
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Make PZ irl.

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Nah jokes aside, spread the word.

sacred schooner
bronze moat
rose heron
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when will the game be on sale?

serene ibex
bronze moat
# serene ibex Make PZ irl.

I was around in 1993.

The in game content and inside jokes are SPOT ON.

Like orange soda. Yeah. It was EVERYWHERE

bronze moat
serene ibex
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My '07 ass could not relate whatsoever.

bronze moat
serene ibex
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Like VERY little.

bronze moat
tall glen
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Dave

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we need the uber rare

serene ibex
tall glen
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THREE LITER BOTTLES OF ORANGE SODA

sacred schooner
tall glen
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the three liter bottles

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were a thing

serene ibex
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The only time I'd consider it having been peak for me was around 2016 or so.

tall glen
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xal we only measure unhealthy stuff in the metric system

serene ibex
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And then time took a massive shit 😮‍💨

serene ibex
tall glen
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Ive had a productive day of housework and stuff, took a shower, time for a nap

oblique stream
twin bear
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Early 2010s was fun

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Apart from the Disney XD slop

bronze moat
oblique stream
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1990-2020 was peak

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sorry if you're missed it

sacred schooner
serene ibex
twin bear
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I miss glassed soda being a dollar

willow ginkgo
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How do I report a user to the mods here?

serene ibex
tall glen
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2000 -2020 wasnt great

oblique stream
tall glen
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nobody told me to buy bitcoin

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so there is that

oblique stream
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dm the bot

onyx igloo
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so peak

oblique stream
tall glen
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ok gonna nap

oblique stream
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2019 was still peak

serene ibex
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That I can agree on

oblique stream
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canr believe it was a decade away

serene ibex
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2019 was peak.

oblique stream
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half a decade*

serene ibex
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Almost a decade

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Yeah

bronze moat
serene ibex
idle raven
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Hey bros

serene ibex
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Anyways...

oblique stream
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Collect my coin

serene ibex
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Dad told me gas was EXTREMELY cheap back then but I have zero clue how true that is.

twin bear
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Everything past 2015 seems a bit sloppy

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Or maybe I just notice it's all slop always has been

oblique stream
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everything past 2020 blows

serene ibex
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Fr

onyx igloo
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great

twin bear
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5 dollars per gallon for unleaded

oblique stream
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2015 was a start, sure, but it still had so much to it

serene ibex
bronze moat
# tall glen nobody told me to buy bitcoin

Nobody actually buys bitcoin.

It’s a scam. ONE GUY owns 98% of all bitcoin ever made.

So all the BS hype over cypto? Only 400,000 ACTUAL bitcoins exist in circulation to buy, sell or trade. world wide.

The othrr 19,960,000 bitcoins are owned by one man

oblique stream
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for first, you had yearly quality events to look towards to

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and gaming releases that you could actually play

serene ibex
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It was around 2.60$ or around there before the price skyrocketed.

twin bear
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I can't be bothered to enjoy anything now it's all kind of trashy or low effort

bronze moat
oblique stream
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Nostalgia my ass

twin bear
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U WILL enjoy mixtape

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U WILL enjoy the colorful slop

serene ibex
oblique stream
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Corpos try to shove the slop down our throats and shills will call it being nostalgic

bronze moat
sacred schooner
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at least the 2020s brought us E-bikes, maybe a cent or two per charges

oblique stream
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In this economy

twin bear
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I want a starvark or wtv they're called

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Very quiet e dirt bike

onyx igloo
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e-vehicles make me sad

serene ibex
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Fr

willow ginkgo
oblique stream
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Ecars are a scam

onyx igloo
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there is no appreciation in the manufacturing of gas vehicles

quiet siren
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just had a minute long standoff witha demoman as a demoknight where we called each other a spy because the exit to the room i was in had an obvious sticky trap in tf2 lmao

eventually he got backstabbed because he was distracted by calling me a spy

onyx igloo
twin bear
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Taking the bus anywhere but the city is ass

onyx igloo
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we need this preserved one way or another

serene ibex
twin bear
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And it's extra ass in the city

serene ibex
onyx igloo
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i will accept a good gas alternative, i just would really like to preserve the mechanisms of gas vehicles

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alcohol ran cars when

twin bear
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U can own gas and electric

serene ibex
bronze moat
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The first electric car got perfect reviews by the testers. More efficient than any electric car currently on the market.

They were all scuttled. Buried in a desert. Literally.

“Death of the electric car” is a documentary that details it all.

Cool stuff

sacred schooner
quiet siren
oblique stream
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Ecars are much dirtier than cars ever will be

twin bear
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Ecars is ur problem

onyx igloo
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ebikes are still great design

twin bear
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An electric dirt bike isn't doing much

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Also the charge is efficient

onyx igloo
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but no more... nyoom from bike though

tall glen
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Ive seen the elevator video sean

onyx igloo
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the only con of ebikes is no more nyoom

oblique stream
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Ecars are everyone's problems

tall glen
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Ive seen that video

twin bear
onyx igloo
tall glen
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he doesnt know

oblique stream
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Since they are get out of jail free cards for not doing anything about car infrastructure

twin bear
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The subway in NY is literally a dungeon

serene ibex
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Insta torque is fun though.

tall glen
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security video of a guy getting on an elevator with an ebike battery, and drops it inside the closed elevator

onyx igloo
serene ibex
tall glen
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then a different cut of the ambulance taking his dead ass out of the elevator

onyx igloo
bronze moat
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Seattle is funny. People live in the city to avoid cars, driving, etc.

But you cant SURVIVE in the city making less than $38 an hour. Cheapest rent anywhere, not including water/trash/laundry is around $2,500 a month.

twin bear
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If u see ppl getting mugged and u get mugged more than 2 times a month it's just not pleasant

oblique stream
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Ebikes make mountain bike infrastructure possible

tall glen
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I didnt want to watch it

onyx igloo
twin bear
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It's not much better

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Tbh

tall glen
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my rents going up to 1000 this year

serene ibex
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Cheapest rent here in Milwaukee is like 700 or so.

twin bear
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I do miss queens sometimes

tall glen
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for a one bedroom efficiency

serene ibex
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And that's in the shitty neighborhoods

twin bear
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U don't need a car for the inner city

onyx igloo
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my town i dont exactly need a car

serene ibex
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It's like gotham city here

onyx igloo
bronze moat
oblique stream
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Americas biggest problem is that to get a job you more than likely need a car

twin bear
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I'm glad to live in a small country town now

oblique stream
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but you're poor

tall glen
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ok nap time

oblique stream
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how do you get a car

onyx igloo
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go steal rich mans car

tall glen
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good answer

oblique stream
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And now they make em even pricier

twin bear
oblique stream
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With Ecars

bronze moat
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And my rent, 45 minutes from seattle is $1,800 a month. So….

onyx igloo
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step by step process to buy a car in current economy

quiet siren
sacred schooner
twin bear
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Rent is 1800 here and it's not even the city

quiet siren
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and turns out the car someone sold me for cheap is in significantly worse condition than they said in the ad, like... actively dangerous to drive

bronze moat
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I own the house rent the land the house is on. Cause Seattle be like that

twin bear
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Crazy we have the same rent

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1800 seems like a common number tbh

onyx igloo
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  1. steal rich man car he wont miss it
  2. sell to chop shop for money and to get rid of that irritable vin number
  3. use money to buy something humble, toyota corolla
serene ibex
twin bear
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Most of the buildings in this town are owned by a single family

serene ibex
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I personally love pedal assist bikes even though I don't own one.

twin bear
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And they are actually rotten ppl

oblique stream
#

Monopoly is rotten?

#

Sky is definitely blue

quiet siren
onyx igloo
#

when are the rotten people going to finish rotting

twin bear
#

Evict ppl and tear down houses for lower tax rates

onyx igloo
#

im done dealing with them

bronze moat
twin bear
#

They evicted me recently and I was buying the fucking place

half kettle
#

the rot molds more rot

quiet siren
sacred schooner
onyx igloo
#

IMMEDIATELY

oblique stream
#

when dutch update hits americas

serene ibex
oblique stream
#

and rest of countries

onyx igloo
#

i will drive anything underpowered and reliable

bronze moat
willow ginkgo
oblique stream
#

including Netherlands

twin bear
#

Our country ain't gonna spend any money on anything but their drug trade

#

Gotta push that Suboxone and Adderall

#

Fun fact Americans consume more Suboxone than most of the planet combined

oblique stream
twin bear
#

It's a drug to get u off of opioids

neon bramble
#

I think I kidnapped too many people

twin bear
#

But is so addictive u can go thru withdrawals if u don't take it

#

How great

oblique stream
#

And along with new capitals of dictatorships being constructed like Americas

twin bear
#

I think they are shrinking the town ngl

#

Half the buildings are being torn down

oblique stream
#

Large skyscrapers, no places to collaborate or start your movement

bronze moat
willow ginkgo
twin bear
sacred schooner
twin bear
#

I even went to fuckin court but the judge is friends with the family who owns it so

oblique stream
twin bear
#

U know how that went

west laurel
#

some good old fashioned corruption

twin bear
#

I got fucked in the ass as soon as I started getting somewhere

#

My garden is gone

#

Loan wasted

oblique stream
#

people in power insure to build over things that led to the previous dictator getting evicted

bronze moat
twin bear
#

Homeless basically again just living off my relatives until I can move ig

willow ginkgo
#

Usa land of the free-capital to the people controling the government

bronze moat
twin bear
#

I did it all the time

oblique stream
#

It goes to the memes channel

#

we dont have memes channel

bronze moat
twin bear
#

Me and the homies would sneak alcohol while school was in session in those places

sacred schooner
#

it goes to the long lost anime channel

quiet siren
#

so many abandoned houses in my area that you'd get shot on sight for entering, only a select few i can even approach for a few minutes lmao

twin bear
#

You know what's a meme? NY tax rates on property now

quiet siren
#

just left to rot

twin bear
twin bear
#

Right down the street

quiet siren
#

yeah i had something like that happen a few years back

twin bear
#

They had the troopers hazmats and firefighters

west laurel
twin bear
#

Someone got caught making meth or smth

west laurel
#

get a LOAD of this joker

#

THIS GUY

#

said that AMAZON

quiet siren
west laurel
#

is paying their employees living wage

west laurel
#

GET A LOAD OF THIS JOKE

oblique stream
twin bear
#

Completely misunderstood their post

west laurel
#

fun fact

oblique stream
#

I didn't know what pot brownies were

twin bear
#

Must've been some good cream

quiet siren
west laurel
#

living wage, according to the amazon union-busting training tape, is a sign of unionization

quiet siren
#

could hear it in my house

west laurel
#

thats the land of the free for ya

quiet siren
#

turns out this guy i knew was cooking meth in his trailer

twin bear
#

Have u ever heard gunshots and sirens

quiet siren
twin bear
#

Always so pleasant at 3am

oblique stream
quiet siren
#

in my new place i hear sirens every 5 minutes i swear

twin bear
#

One thing I don't miss about queens

oblique stream
#

and with a partner

twin bear
#

Is the gang violence

willow ginkgo
#

I feel like Americans are stuck in a damned if they protest damned if they don’t.

Eu needs to step up more as a military power so that usa cant use it as leverage to bully its own citizens and other countries with the caviat that if they fall china will come into power

quiet siren
#

and in alabama people shoot all the time so maybe i'm a bit desensitized to the sound of gunshots

bronze moat
west laurel
#

fuckass alabama

quiet siren
#

yeah alabama sucks

twin bear
#

U know ur living in the trenches when the neighborhood looks like a hood movie

#

Bars on windows lmao

quiet siren
#

pretty but that's about it

oblique stream
quiet siren
quiet siren
#

like up north, we got some really nice mountain ranges here

oblique stream
#

Otherwise it will be taken away very soon

twin bear
#

Back in my day we counted the needles at the park 👴

west laurel
#

the US uses its military superiority to bully anyone it can

twin bear
#

Always yappin about the government

oblique stream
quiet siren
#

when i was in school i used to find chewing tobacco, cigarette butts and... Other things-

#

in the playground, or literally right in the open at the entrance

twin bear
#

I mean that's reasonable, needles do work

#

Makes sense

west laurel
#

when i was in school i was playing hello neighbor granny fnaf cops and robbers gta 5 freeze tag

twin bear
#

We mostly just piled em up and stomped on em

quiet siren
quiet siren
#

the teachers watched then chewed me out for it

oblique stream
twin bear
#

Have u ever been mugged at gunpoint that shit is scary

oblique stream
#

We had one lazer tag place here

#

it closed sadly but i got to play

twin bear
#

Idc what anyone says u don't know how u will react until someone sticks a hi point in ur face and demands ur money and phone

quiet siren
#

had a cop pull his gun on me because i absentmindedly closed a door behind me during an illegal search after some doordash driver falsely called 911 on us

#

never been mugged though

twin bear
#

I certainly ain't being shot over 42 dollars and a tracphone

twin bear
twin bear
#

They rolled up with the sheriff

oblique stream
#

just show em this

twin bear
#

Full gear for no reason

quiet siren
#

one kid i used to be friends with shot me 10 times with my own bb gun trying to knock me off of a tree i was 15 feet up because he found a rainbow bracelet in my yard

alabama is crazy as hell-

bronze moat
# oblique stream That shit was dope

Still got my lazer tags guns.

My mom worked for grande central (now called fred meyer) and she got 2 sets for christmas.

One for me. One for my bestie.

It was THE present to get that year.

oblique stream
#

they will cry from shame

#

and die

twin bear
#

Being mugged is a rush u won't find anywhere else I'll be honest haha

#

U worship life a lil bit after

vital marten
#

When I was growing up, in Oklahoma a kid shot a squirrel off the power line with a Red Ryder BB Gun and had his dog fetch it

#

Being hemmed up for it in your own backyard is something else lmao

twin bear
#

Too much bacon on the streets for me to do anything like that back then

vital marten
oblique stream
#

I was a boring kid who found throwing stones at living things like others disgusting bored

twin bear
#

I like the local cops in my area

vital marten
#

Well the old school ones, these younger cops are assholes

twin bear
#

Not the city cops tho they're just paranoid or over assertive

quiet siren
#

cops used to be afraid to visit my neighborhood

twin bear
#

They sure as hell didn't pull up to 4th

#

Shit was actually gang turd

#

Turf*

oblique stream
#

cops used to be afraid to visit our neighborhood and i only found it out when i was 15

twin bear
#

Kind of sad how much of a stereotype I am

oblique stream
#

and got someone kidnapped

polar kernel
#

i wonder whats for dinner

oblique stream
#

in front of some richie's house

bronze moat
quiet siren
#

he was like "oh i didn't know that wasn't yours i'm sorry i called you slurs and tried to shoot you off of a tree with your bb gun" DUDE

oblique stream
#

back in the day

quiet siren
#

the fact he reacted that way to begin with was reason enough to break his teeth lmao

twin bear
#

I think the worst thing to ever happen to me didn't even rly happen to me myself, some kids got into a fight and one ended up getting shot across the street

#

Now I realize why my mom was so paranoid of random people

quiet siren
#

someone swerved off of the road while speeding just to kill my dog i was walking

#

never got caught

twin bear
#

Nearest rock

#

Throw

#

Instantly

quiet siren
#

well tbf he was going like 70 i couldn't have reacted in time

twin bear
#

I've thrown so many drinks at shit drivers

#

True

bronze moat
# oblique stream gravity wasnt as hard

I crashed my bike while delivering newspapers too.

Had bone exposed on my knee. Finished my route. Got home an hour later. Open wound, gravel in my skin, piece of my knee cap exposed.

Just a normal day lol

twin bear
#

I never saw a car go above like 20 in queens ngl

quiet siren
#

i was also staring at my dog's mangled corpse that got sent flying 20 feet

twin bear
#

Unless it was the bridge up North

#

Then it's heavy speedy traffic

oblique stream
#

never had a bone broken in my life

twin bear
#

Same

bronze moat
twin bear
#

And I'm lucky

quiet siren
#

i actually haven't broken a bone either somehow

oblique stream
#

despite me wanting to as a kid for some reason

#

Thats what cool kids did

twin bear
#

Not even a car rolling over me could break these bones

onyx igloo
#

i'm surprised i havent gotten a broken limb from our shitty roads

twin bear
#

Maybe cuz I'm so skinny lol

bronze moat
twin bear
#

Jesus how am I even alive still haha

onyx igloo
#

they only patch random spots

quiet siren
onyx igloo
#

that dont need patching

#

and leave spots with like

#

my entire foot can fit in this one pothole

twin bear
#

Patching? Roads? What kind of well kept town u living in

quiet siren
#

had a guy swerve off the road into my yard and repeatedly swerve into me going 50 on a 20 road

#

he says he was drunk and didn't mean to but how the fuck do you swerve at a moving target multiple times 😭

oblique stream
#

yeouch

twin bear
#

Nice fat tooth in my knuckle from school on accident

#

Kid ran into me while we was playing soccer

quiet siren
#

worst injury i've gotten was probably one time a scooter i was racing my friend on started spinning out, the handlebars flew into my crotch and i then did a front flip onto a road in 90 F

twin bear
#

Poor dude lost a tooth and barely hurt me

quiet siren
twin bear
#

U have a large history with vehicles

oblique stream
#

The worst wounds usually come from the dumbest reasons

twin bear
#

Lol

quiet siren
#

yeah lmao

#

no wonder i'm fucking terrified of driving

twin bear
#

I tried to stay away from the open streets

#

Given the state of how things were

onyx igloo
#

Here it is

quiet siren
#

roads in alabama are dogshit too

onyx igloo
#

Midwest roads baby

quiet siren
bronze moat
twin bear
#

I miss the smell of the restaurant under our old apt

#

Didn't make the best food but damn was it good smelling

quiet siren
west laurel
twin bear
#

I will run someone over for no reason do not let me drive any motor vehicles

oblique stream
twin bear
#

Ong

#

If u take the sidewalks u never hit a single red light

onyx igloo
#

when i was just born i had a conehead

#

my fatass head got shaped into a cone

#

and stuck lmao

oblique stream
quiet siren
#

i love going on walks but i have to listen to music or the sound of cars speeding around me gives me anxiety after all the bullshit i've dealt with related to cars lmao

oblique stream
#

i guess kids dont develop brains till 13

quiet siren
#

i stay as far as i physically can off the road

twin bear
#

Too many things happened for stupid reasons for me to pick my weirdest injury

quiet siren
#

ready to dive into a ditch at a moment's notice

twin bear
#

It's like picking my favorite halo out of odst 2 and 3

quiet siren
#

still like walking though because of all the pretty sights

twin bear
#

Odst on top tho

oblique stream
twin bear
#

I remember too much

quiet siren
#

remember one time i was learning to ride my bike

#

crashed into our bonfire we hadn't used for a bit

twin bear
#

The booze helps me forget a lot of it in a non depressing way

oblique stream
#

oh yeah

quiet siren
#

i landed crotch first into a horde of angry yellowjackets

twin bear
#

The good ol can't turn the bike crash

quiet siren
#

that's probably my weirdest injury lol

onyx igloo
quiet siren
#

was in agony for weeks

sacred schooner
bronze moat
twin bear
bronze moat
#

Cause EVERY kid tried to hurl a “serve” with a tetheball as hard as humanly possible. High speed ball + face

quiet siren
# quiet siren was in agony for weeks

i was in first grade i think, some kid asked me why i was limping and i explained what happened (in a way a kid would ofc, just "they stung me down there!") ...and the school accused me of harrassing girls-

twin bear
#

Maybe I rly have alcoholism since it's the only thing that won't make me sick most of the time

quiet siren
#

weird ass school man

onyx igloo
#

i never understood sports

bronze moat
twin bear
#

Most of the schools I went too were in institutions

#

Wouldn't wish that on anyone

onyx igloo
#

why you give yourself brain damage in football just to maybe get into bigger brain damage football

#

for big money

quiet siren
twin bear
#

CPS STOLE MY CHILDHOOD AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE

quiet siren
#

somehow never broke a bone but i get hurt a lot still

onyx igloo
#

i remember tanking a bullet ants bite on my toe

#

or

#

any big ant

#

really big ant

twin bear
#

Ever eat an ant

#

Or a raw crawfish

onyx igloo
#

nop

twin bear
#

Don't haha

#

My country bumpkin ahh brother made my try one

quiet siren
#

not me, but i remember one time my aunt told me my cousin got repeatedly bitten in the face by a brown recluse that decided to live in his football helmet in the time it took between him taking it off in the locker room and going back out to the field

twin bear
#

Yack

onyx igloo
#

dont ever eat a mountain oyster

quiet siren
#

i have arachnophobia, she did not know this

#

gave me a panic attack lmao

oblique stream
#

ever eat the sour things that ants do when you put a stick into their nest

twin bear
#

I like the lil sour clovers

bronze moat
twin bear
#

Those are fun snacks

quiet siren
#

my old house had a wasp nest the size of my torso stuck in a gap in the fucking roof overhang next to the porch 😭

oblique stream
#

I was always told that if you stick a stick into the nest it will turn a bit sour from ants

twin bear
#

I'm still getting used too all the bugs heres

quiet siren
#

the yard was a wasp warzone for a year

twin bear
#

Weird seeing whole ass bears too

#

Still so uncanny to me

bronze moat
onyx igloo
#

i dont think i've seen an ass bear before

onyx igloo
#

that'd be a little strange

quiet siren
twin bear
oblique stream
#

and jackets

onyx igloo
#

why are you talking about the bears ass

twin bear
#

The bears come on porches here

onyx igloo
#

what kinda bear you talking bout

twin bear
#

And charge ppl lol

oblique stream
#

literally evil version of bees

twin bear
#

Black bear

#

Pushovers but still dangerous

bronze moat
quiet siren
#

black bears are cowards but they can still kill you yeah

onyx igloo
#

i remember seeing a guy scare a bear off with a broom

#

finnish guy

oblique stream
#

Like they build and behave like the definition of bee villains

onyx igloo
bronze moat
oblique stream
#

They dont even have honor to die from biting me

twin bear
#

People shouldn't be eating bear

#

The meat isn't good

onyx igloo
twin bear
#

Now venison is amazing ever since I tried that I fell in love with it

onyx igloo
#

i just wanted to share the guy screaming curses at the bear

oblique stream
quiet siren
#

i walk in the woods sometimes, never encountered any animals somehow

oblique stream
#

I like huge dumb bumblebees

twin bear
#

Too many animals here

quiet siren
#

there's a squirrel in my yard that i think is starting to realize i'm chill

twin bear
#

Lotta house cats that chill on the porches too

twin bear
#

All chubby fixed lil guys

quiet siren
#

doesn't freak out really, just kinda walks away

twin bear
#

Just remember that when ur feeding them trail mix that chocolate is not good

#

I made that mistake and have prolly accidentally murdered many

quiet siren
#

yea, i'm planning to get a treat as a peace offering for the fella

oblique stream
#

Just get nuts

#

everyone likes nuts

twin bear
#

They love cashews and almonds

oblique stream
#

from crows to squirrels

quiet siren
#

do they eat seeds? i have some leftover watermelon seeds lol

twin bear
#

Yippee almost time for beedddd

twin bear
#

Just fed em at the park some of my snack

quiet siren
#

this fella used to absolutely lose his shit when i walked outside but now he stares at me for a bit, lets me get really close, then casually walks deeper into the tree he lives in lol

twin bear
#

I enjoy hearing the trees and birds instead of cars

#

And constant talking and yelling

quiet siren
#

sadly i live right next to a highway so i usually hear cars

#

police sirens near constantly

twin bear
#

Freeway is nearby only semis make noise this far tho

oblique stream
quiet siren
#

i'm about a minute of walking from a major highway

oblique stream
#

to get to know your neighbor

twin bear
#

This town is walkable but very sparse now

quiet siren
#

kinda how my area is too, except we don't have sidewalk

#

sidewalk is rich people shit

oblique stream
#

First they want their town to be walkable

#

then what

twin bear
#

Given most of the town left the past three months

quiet siren
#

different town

twin bear
#

They removed the buildings and they build bars

#

Legit got more bars than places to eat or do anything at

quiet siren
#

there's a decent library here i'm planning to start visiting again, gotta pay 5 bucks because i was late returning the last book i got there after our car broke

#

couldn't get someone to give me a ride there

twin bear
#

I need a 45 dollar ID to get a Library card

quiet siren
twin bear
#

Need an Id even for books

quiet siren
twin bear
#

Such an annoyance

#

I yearn for things to do other than walk and fish out back in the river down the hill

#

God my data is slow

#

Sent this shit like 2 minutes ago

quiet siren
#

damn

twin bear
#

Man I may make some more pancakes before bed

#

Hungree

#

Yeah I don't know much about the underground freedom fighting

quiet siren
#

yea one of my special interests is history so this stuff is really fun to look into for me

twin bear
#

But it is cool that people went above and beyond to assist people in need

quiet siren
#

he also spied for the allies when he was recruited as a driver for a nazi general apparently, crazy shit

twin bear
quiet siren
#

i play in rp servers a lot and most of my characters end up being old as hell because i'm like "oh wouldn't it be fun to make a guy who was invovled in this crazyass historical event?"

twin bear
#

Unfortunately a lot of wars happened in those centuries so it's got many examples of technological advancements

#

I kind of like rping but it's normally mafia stuff

quiet siren
twin bear
#

I'm a senior associate of the lucchese crime family I can pull rank on people in a video game

#

Hell yeah

quiet siren
#

Matteo, the partisan, is 70 as of 1993 and Ivan, the Ukrainian dude, is 75 😭

twin bear
#

Never did any military based chars

bronze moat
quiet siren
#

they're old as shit but still decent fighters because of their combat experience

twin bear
#

My favorite char I made was prolly Joshua Mugazzo

quiet siren
#

Matteo tends to ambush zombies from stealth with short blade, uses guns if he has to fight bigger groups because he's not particularly strong due to his age

#

Ivan is a lot more aggressive, almost exclusively uses guns

twin bear
#

I do have a char named Leo Duns who is basically me but in fivem haha

#

City slicker who moved to the country

west laurel
#

thief.

quiet siren
#

new season in the main server i play starts tomorrow, playing Matteo for the first time in a while there

twin bear
#

Never tried pz rp for that long

#

Lots of the servers I tried were pretty low pop

quiet siren
#

this one's decently high pop, last season it had 8-10 people on most days

#

high pop for pz servers lol

twin bear
#

I'd rly like to get in on the faction battles with crafted swords and shi

tall glen
#

What hoses do firefighters use?

twin bear
#

Have at thee foul enemies

twin bear
tall glen
#

le sigh

#

someone let me do the joke

twin bear
#

Literally

#

Heavy too

#

If it wasn't heavy duty it would suck

quiet siren
tall glen
#

What hoses do firefighters use

quiet siren
#

we're starting in october so he's wearing warm clothes

twin bear
#

Does pz mp even have voicechat

#

I never even tried

tall glen
#

yes

quiet siren
#

yeah

tall glen
#

the zombies can hear you though

vocal mason
#

guys

#

recommend me a game

quiet siren
#

most rp servers use text but this one does voice chat, pretty fun to try and voice my characters

twin bear
#

Maybe I'll try my hand at an ex mobster char on a server

vocal mason
#

thats not graphically demanding

quiet siren
#

just got it, it's pretty fun

#

pvp roguelike, top down

twin bear
#

Duckov is very easy tho so be rdy for that

vocal mason
vocal mason
quiet siren
vocal mason
#

pve, singleplayer

quiet siren
#

ah

twin bear
#

Starsector

#

Is a great game

#

Quasimorph

#

Is also amazing

vocal mason
twin bear
#

Turn based space rpg

quiet siren
#

Casualties Unknown, it gets pretty heavy but it's really good

twin bear
#

It's not on steam

#

It's got a free code the dev gives out

#

Just look it up

quiet siren
twin bear
#

I played it for free @neon bramble gave me the code

vocal mason