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crystal shuttle
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also it is always foggy but instead of fog its the chemicals in the iar

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air*

twin bear
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Even before the infection it was cancer

toxic hawk
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ur a nut

glossy estuary
twin bear
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To nut or not to nut

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No wait

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Sounded wrong

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I take it back

glossy estuary
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wrong chat

crystal shuttle
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ok make it take place in hungary,fábiansebestyén

harsh vault
sacred schooner
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ye think too highly of me, I'm not healthy enough to do the jobs I wanna do

twin bear
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I like all kinds of nuts tbh

stone meadow
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make it take place in bishkek, kyrgystan

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central asian pz

glossy estuary
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can we have a project zomboid europe map u could fit a whole country in the size of that chunk of kentucky

twin bear
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Make it take place in 2016 portland

toxic hawk
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Send to kyrgystan and forget

twin bear
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Warzone

crystal shuttle
glossy estuary
stone meadow
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make it take place on mount everest

twin bear
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Event where u can be randomly shot in a riot on the Portland map

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Realism

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American realism

crystal shuttle
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pz in america😔😔😔😔 pz in japan❤️😂❤️😂😍😍😹✅✅✅

stone meadow
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Politics i think

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Ban you i shall

twin bear
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Now I will explain why High charity was corrupted

crystal shuttle
twin bear
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U did this

crystal shuttle
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what are you without it

twin bear
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So to begin with I will tell a tale of Truth, Regret, and

stone meadow
twin bear
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Mercy

hardy muralBOT
stone meadow
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im still lvl 88

glossy estuary
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hes a demon

stone meadow
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this shit takes forever

twin bear
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Nobody thinks Mercy is merciful

glossy estuary
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thats more political than anything weve said bub

twin bear
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And regret well

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He's a dick

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Even has balls for a chin

stone meadow
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Im down for halo lore

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im watching Evolution of the halo 2 magnum right now in fact

tall glen
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like me

twin bear
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Halo studios makes me sadge

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Halo ce reboot when nobody asked for it

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Using infinite assets

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So it's not even an original game in any sense

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😔

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Not only reusing the story also reusing the assets

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Feels like modern cod

crystal shuttle
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im going on a school trip on toesday next week

twin bear
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I miss skool

crystal shuttle
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slovakia here i come 😹😹😹

twin bear
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I miss being a minor who didn't have any work or relationships

stone meadow
stone meadow
twin bear
glossy estuary
stone meadow
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cause lets be honest 343 cant do their own stuff, their best bet is rehashing what bungie did

glossy estuary
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ill dm u pick of what im talking about

neon bramble
stone meadow
glossy estuary
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it was the 360 thats blue

twin bear
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Oh shi

glossy estuary
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and see through

twin bear
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That ones cool too

glossy estuary
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its so peak bro

stone meadow
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I have an og xbox controller somewhere too

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not halo though

glossy estuary
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i think that ones better than the og xbox but the og xbox is rad

twin bear
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I have halo 2 on fucking windows

stone meadow
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Unfortunately my og xbox I took apart out of curiousity and could never put it back together again

twin bear
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Can't play it on any system anymore

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Officially unplayable

neon bramble
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make it a mountain town, 90% of the spawns are in shitty one way 'roads' you literally cant see the intersection until you're about to turn and permanently uncomfortable from the humid heat indoors

stone meadow
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It was hacked too to play games burned on cds

twin bear
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I played so much halo and the suffering on xbox

glossy estuary
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also i slightly lied it was the halo 4 limited edition

twin bear
glossy estuary
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not master chief

stone meadow
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My first ever game on a console i owned was halo 3 odst

twin bear
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Odst

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My beloved

stone meadow
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It will always be my favourite halo

twin bear
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The best vibes out of every halo

stone meadow
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shame they never made another non spartan halo

twin bear
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Because u can't put cat ears and a fat juicy ass on a marine

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Tbf

stone meadow
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My xbox was entirely in english too and so was the game

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and i spoke zero english

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and never played an fps on a console

twin bear
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How I felt with the cracked StarCraft I had

stone meadow
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It was a struggle trying to figure out how to play the game

twin bear
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All in Indonesian so I was LOST

stone meadow
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but even though i understood nothing the vibes were not lost on me

twin bear
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Sad jazz

stone meadow
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I just kinda imagined what they were saying

twin bear
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More than his share will forever be a banger ost

neon bramble
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when cracked games didnt have langauge options and the only one being seeded is the one in languages you dont speak

twin bear
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Or streets of Mombasa

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Also a good track

glossy estuary
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bro trying to play fucking star craft in indonesian is crazy

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that sounds impossible 😭

twin bear
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I couldn't get very far as a 10 yr old moron

glossy estuary
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you dont even know what ur skills do

twin bear
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I cannot stand the people I am friends with sometimes, it is not normal to just talk about adult films at the gas station in public

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Embarrassment beyond measure

glossy estuary
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depends if ur over 25

neon bramble
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when you're 10 you learn 1 strategy by sheer brute force and scream when the boomers know how to counter it in a heartbeat

uncut epoch
twin bear
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Produce some produce

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Beans, cabbage, corn etc

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Speaking of 25 I don't wanna get older

neon bramble
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I thought I was a genius spamming glass swords in battle realms

stone meadow
twin bear
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Life is only getting harder now that I got fucked over financially yet again

rotund sleet
glossy estuary
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me too mane but its innevitability is deafening

stone meadow
twin bear
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I only got three years to 25

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Son of a bit h

twin bear
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Same with reach's ost

stone meadow
twin bear
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Reach has this military feel to the music

rotund sleet
stone meadow
twin bear
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My spine is shot bruh, I have extremely bad scoliosis

stone meadow
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i swear i turned 20 and then life went on zomboid 3x speed

rotund sleet
twin bear
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There aren't enough pills and alcohol in the world to stop my back pain

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It's actually just pure annoyance

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At this point

rotund sleet
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Pure agony

stone meadow
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So maybe 8 year old me was pretty cracked at warcraft 3

harsh vault
stone meadow
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I got to the mission where arthas is trying to beat that demon guy to killing the most civillians

twin bear
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I don't find the same enjoyment in games

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I honestly just play video games at this point to ignore irl shit

stone meadow
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I have less time and energy for trying new things mostly

twin bear
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Shit I don't buy new games or play mp so I just replay

stone meadow
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As a kid i played whatever i could get my hands on

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Thats how I got into portal, PvZ among others

twin bear
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Beat a game over and over again, I'm about to beat duckov with only two deaths on max difficulty somehow

red current
stone meadow
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Banjie Kazooie Nuts and Bolts is my childhood favourite, even though people dont like it generally

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But nowadays i dont wanna spend my free hour or two on a game i might not even like

twin bear
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I enjoyed red faction and thief

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Og thief tho

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Fuck that remaster slop

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Horrible remaster

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counted how many smokes I use a day yesterday

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Ig when I'm stressed I'll smoke like fuckin 19-30 depending on if I am outside

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If I'm outside I'll just always have a cig in my hand like an NPC I swear

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Might have an addictive personality to be completely honest

stone meadow
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Definitely sounds like youre at least addicted to cigarretes

plush cobalt
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Bro smokes 30 cigarettes and says “might”

stone meadow
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I also have an addictive personality but thankfully smokes only do it for me when im drinking, dont really like it sober

plush cobalt
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What made you want to count

forest niche
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looking for a partner to play with (Russian)

plush cobalt
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I have never smoked a cigarette and hopefully never will

plush cobalt
twin bear
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Idk I just thought I smoked alot

stone meadow
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Sounds like a lot from my perspective

twin bear
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I don't think about the effects much, so long as my teeth stay nice

plush cobalt
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Does the thought of smoking a lot bother you

twin bear
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They will be cooked in a few years I feel if I keep this up tho

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Nah

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I only shower/groom myself at this point

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Anything else

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I don't bother

stone meadow
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I dont understand what that means

twin bear
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Grooming is a word for cleaning,

stone meadow
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No i know

twin bear
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Hence I only physi clean myself

mystic wigeon
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hi

stone meadow
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I mean the relevance to smoking

twin bear
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And anything else health related

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I don't care for

stone meadow
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Oh

twin bear
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Like eating right, or not smoking

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I don't even have my garden no more

stone meadow
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Thats a shame

plush cobalt
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What made you think about your frequency of smoking

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The teeth thing?

stone meadow
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Did you ever get to selling your handmade stuff?

twin bear
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My friend said I'll sound like Arthur Morgan if I keep it up

twin bear
plush cobalt
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Is that the aardvark from PBS

twin bear
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I'm applying at a lumber processing plant

plush cobalt
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I hope you get the time to do it in the near future

twin bear
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I'll be very very busy

stone meadow
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Sounds like a slump, you'll get through it

plush cobalt
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What would the hours be

twin bear
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95 paid hours for holiday, 8 hrs seven days a week 2,10s full benefits even while during my 90 day probationary period

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Started at 15 an hour

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This is also in PA

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Very decent pay for labor in Commonwealth

stone meadow
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8 hours every day of the week???

twin bear
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Yes

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Well I can have off days but I said I needed the money

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And they have open slots

stone meadow
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I dont know if that would be good for you to be honest. I dont think thats even legal here

twin bear
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I just need to make money

stone meadow
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Dont burn out now, thatd be the even worse for you

twin bear
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And I won't do a crime just to make money like my fuckass stepdad

plush cobalt
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No days off sounds very rough, I hope you can at least find something different after being there a while

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Trouble is having energy to apply to other stuff with such a schedule

twin bear
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Other jobs here (btw there are like mostly bars and two whole ass restaurants

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Only pay like

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8-11 an hr

stone meadow
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no days off would kill me

twin bear
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Literally impossible to live off of 8 an hour when milk is 7 in this town

stone meadow
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I already look forward to the weekend on wednesday

plush cobalt
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Yeah I would either be the fuckass stepdad or not be alive

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You're stronger than me

twin bear
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I don't have any options

stone meadow
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Is moving an option? If where you live is this bad for job opportunities

twin bear
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It's work or starve and be homeless again and I refuse

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I can't move

plush cobalt
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Bc of cost?

twin bear
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My nephew is here and I babysit him while his parents are at work

plush cobalt
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Ah, I see

twin bear
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It'll hurt for a bit hut

plush cobalt
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That's definitely a rough spot to be in, seconding what frogski said & hope it doesn't burn you out

twin bear
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At least I'll weigh more than 110 after all this bs

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I better put on weight

stone meadow
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Well youve told me youve overcome worse, you seem to be mentally strong, Im sure you'll make it

twin bear
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The worst part of my life is way past over

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Been over for years thank god

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I wouldn't wish what I went thru on ANYONE lmao

azure locust
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idk if im being dumb but is there a reason i cant access VC's in this server?

stone meadow
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Better things on the horizon

livid notch
stone meadow
twin bear
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I enjoy stuff sometimes like

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Booze

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I get free liquor and beer

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Is def a w

stone meadow
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Well just dont enjoy it too much. Free beer sounds good though

twin bear
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I get all the old stuff from the bar and grill hehe

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Legally it's trash but to me

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Sweet liquid gold

azure locust
stone meadow
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At least they dont dump it

twin bear
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My uncle is a G for hooking me up

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He better not get fired for getting caught smoking pot at the workpla again thi

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Illegal af here

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I get paranoid smoking anywh but the bathroom because if I get stopped by a cop while having it on me I'm actually going to jail

stone meadow
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Can you take off some days if you need to though?

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Outside of the holiday allowance

twin bear
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Yes I specifically asked for as much time they could legally give me

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All I'd be doing is marking logs and pushing trollies

stone meadow
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Hey its the repetetive jobs that do you in

twin bear
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I am just at that point where the work is smth I need desperately

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It's literally unlivable here unless u are rich

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Or own the businesses around here (almost every building is owned by one family here

stone meadow
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Yeah might wanna look into leaving at some point

twin bear
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Which is INSANE to me

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They basically own this shitass town

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I find peace in knowing some people don't know what the real American dream is

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Be broke all the time and do drugs to relax

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Well I go as far as beer and bud

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Ain't touchin the other stuff rly but I will admit I have been thinking about taking Adderall again

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I should have stayed on them because getting back on them will suck but I need to have a clear head

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Welp I'm off because I don't wanna rant in this god forsaken chat too long

stone meadow
stone meadow
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sometimes instead of just thinking about doing something then giving up i actually do it 👍aint it grand

neon bramble
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switching around sucks ass

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couldn't sleep for a month

twin bear
stone meadow
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I'm listening, but it sounds private so its up to you how much you want to disclose online. It does help to rant sometimes though

neon bramble
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I just cannot words sometimes

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but same lmao

twin bear
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Trying to find ways to keep my mind off of things, video games and books only go so far unfortunately

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Plus the Library ain't got shit

stone meadow
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get into comics

twin bear
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Mainly just kids books like Percy Jackson

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I used too read GI Joe and old Marvel/DC comics

stone meadow
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Im big on korean ones these days

twin bear
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Pretty much all the 90s and 80s comics

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I just like the art style and color grading

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Very comfortable

stone meadow
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convenient way to fill up some time and theyre made to consume your time basically

twin bear
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I also just like the way ads look in old comics

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Subtle but extremely over the top at the same time somehow

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I just stared re-reading love from Chernobyl

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Weirdest romance novel ever

stone meadow
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lemme check it out

twin bear
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It's a book

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I can't say it's

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Amazing

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Tbh

stone meadow
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from chernobyl with love?

twin bear
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Yeah that one

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I also have this thick ass book about the Soviet defense of Stalingrad

rotund sleet
twin bear
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Depressing read

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Very depressing

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Too many human die

stone meadow
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as is the real event i suppose

twin bear
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Too much suffer

stone meadow
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I havent read a book in a good while

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I used to be a bookworm when i was a kid

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My attention span is much worse these days, the compromise is the comics i read on my phone

twin bear
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I get rly angry when I hear ppl making jokes about invasions or battles that took place in conflicts

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It's just distasteful

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Imo

twin bear
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I truly miss pre yt shorts

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Kill tiktok bring back vine so it can stay somewhat small scale

onyx igloo
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I believe you can disable yt shorts

twin bear
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U can but I want it gone

tall glen
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I exist

onyx igloo
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better than nothing though

twin bear
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I don't want my nephew and my lil cousin to be watching shorts on adult jokes disguised as kids videos

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I hate how they are so inappropriate for children yet marketed towards said children

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It also bugs me that music functions the same way

onyx igloo
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delete they youtube app

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show em sponge me boy

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i've gotten recommended straight up naked women on youtube

stone meadow
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I know how bad all this short form content is for me but unfortunately they built this shit to be perfectly addictive for my add attention span

onyx igloo
twin bear
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I'll listed to project Pat with my nephew but I draw the line as songs about sex or drugs (99% of popular music here

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Almost every fuckin radio song too now

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It's either bro took a pill in abiza or wtv the fuck or it's Megan stallion

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Kill me now god please

onyx igloo
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lmao

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i think she knew that about me

twin bear
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That's what I'm saying, but it's in the back of ur mind

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Sublimation or wtv

stone meadow
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tbh it wasnt much better when we were growing up

twin bear
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Hey man we had low rider and happy

stone meadow
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Especially cause everyone listened to the radio or watched MTV on the background

onyx igloo
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i never really looked at lyrics around the age of my whimsy

twin bear
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I am a Lyricist

stone meadow
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Plenty of pop songs back then were just as bad

twin bear
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I always focus on lyrics

stone meadow
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And now 2000s/2010s is nostalgia for me

twin bear
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It's about a man trying to respectfully rizz the huz

onyx igloo
twin bear
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No hookers or booze involved I promise

onyx igloo
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did you know the macarena was about a woman cheating

twin bear
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My nephews favorite song by project Pat is mouth write a check

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Lmao

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Just straight hood rap

onyx igloo
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i like listening to songs in other languages

twin bear
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Tbf I don't mind if I am the one exposing him because I know what he will think is cool for what reason etc

onyx igloo
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intonation and pronunciation has always interested me about other languages

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thats kind of why i randomly watch videos on russian pronunciation

twin bear
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Kino is the only reason I got interested in Russian at all

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That and ig video games I suppose

onyx igloo
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and my friend translating the products

twin bear
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Queens has Spanish and Asian markets

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Never been to a European one

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Eastern much less

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I do miss the variety in products

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We don't have much here

glass yarrow
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does anybody know why i cant respond to the looking for group posts? it keeps telling me i dont have permission

onyx igloo
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did you know that russians enjoy dulce de leche?

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i guess i should of figured from the amount of condensed milk product

rotund sleet
glass yarrow
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mb i have autism

stiff salmon
rotund sleet
stiff salmon
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God damn I love a good condensed milk on toast with some tea

twin bear
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I rly want some gabagool rn

onyx igloo
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i really liked these wafers with dulce de leche in them

twin bear
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Idc how greasy it be

onyx igloo
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it was spelled

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POCOBA(?)

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similar to that

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little cow

twin bear
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Have u ever had the butter with the swedish writing on it

haughty valley
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my pz game that im trying to host is stuck on initalizing, any fixes?

twin bear
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I wanna get some of that again

onyx igloo
rotund sleet
twin bear
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It's the best unsalted butter ever

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So good with pancakes or waffles

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God I love buckwheat pancakes and butter

rotund sleet
stiff salmon
twin bear
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Now I want pancakes dammit

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Why did I have to talk about food

stiff salmon
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or just good ol' smör my goat

stone meadow
twin bear
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Not a single English thing on it

haughty valley
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I got some dm from a guy saying " tell the general chat jmk says hi "

twin bear
rotund sleet
twin bear
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Lovely day is a rly good song for the mornings

stiff salmon
haughty valley
rotund sleet
rotund sleet
haughty valley
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what was he trying to do?

twin bear
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I don't even wanna know the lore behind this

rotund sleet
rotund sleet
twin bear
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Unless it involves any lore involving halo or pre Horus heresy

haughty valley
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aw helll nawwwww

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any lore behind this

rotund sleet
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The only thing i found out about this guy, he's a moron

twin bear
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Oh where to begin, the pre heresy lore goes deep

haughty valley
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and the real question is how did he know I joined

twin bear
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Yes I am

rotund sleet
stiff salmon
twin bear
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The coolest moron on the block

stiff salmon
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Just missing a text speech bubble thing

haughty valley
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idk how this guy knew I joined instantly but aw hellll naww

twin bear
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I get so many random dms from ppl on this server

rotund sleet
twin bear
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Oddly enough met alot of ppl I added as well usually I don't talk to many people

rotund sleet
twin bear
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Well tbf most of them added me

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Quote bot

stiff salmon
twin bear
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The accursed quote bot

rotund sleet
stiff salmon
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I see a bot in my game? UNINSTALLED. Deleting, saying no on steam

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Why I haven't played zomboid in a while

stone meadow
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zomboid has no ai

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as in

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generative

stiff salmon
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But it does for the zombies

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That's a big no no

stone meadow
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Youre probably messing around

haughty valley
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should I report the JMK guy

stone meadow
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Second time i hear of him

twin bear
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If the zombies have AI I wanna romance one so I gain diplomatic immunity with the zombie community

rotund sleet
stiff salmon
haughty valley
modest solstice
west laurel
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squeak

rotund sleet
glass yarrow
onyx igloo
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i love how juice in russian is spelled cok
but pronounced like sock in english

rotund sleet
stiff salmon
dapper dagger
# rotund sleet

We shall use this as our official banner when somebody joins server for the first time

twin bear
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I hear JMK and think of an old president, I am too brain rotted

rotund sleet
twin bear
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Supposedly 80 outside but it feels like winter

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The fuck

rotund sleet
onyx igloo
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i still cant get myself to pronounce book in russian

twin bear
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Did not sleeping to grind duckov all night rly make me that weak to outside weather

rotund sleet
onyx igloo
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sounds wayy too close to sonething else

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in english

stone meadow
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Alright lets not do any racist adjacent jokes

onyx igloo
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I'm not intending to, I just have English family and it sounds

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Not great

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It sounds like it would go terribly

rotund sleet
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Can we just stop talking about it

twin bear
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I don't try to pronounce stuff cuz I'm too stupid

onyx igloo
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I wont bring it up further

rotund sleet
onyx igloo
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Where are you from?

twin bear
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I tried practicing my German and all I can clearly is say is excuse me but I'm colin could you show me where the bus stop is

rotund sleet
onyx igloo
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Even I struggle with Literally sometimes

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As an english speaker

twin bear
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I just don't have brain braining hard enough to speak good

rotund sleet
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Its probably the most annoying word for me

twin bear
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My education speaks for itself

onyx igloo
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I cant get down that P pronunication in russian

stone meadow
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onyx igloo
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I always struggled with that bouncing sound

twin bear
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Anyone who has heard me speak can tell I'm a stereotype ahh voice type

stone meadow
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this has been popular again

onyx igloo
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Why?

haughty valley
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how long will it take for my pz game to initialize, its been 20 mins but I have alot of mods

stone meadow
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First time i heard it i thought it was bruno mars for some reason. But it sounds modern for sure

twin bear
onyx igloo
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Is it that new MJ mocie?

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Ope

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Movie

stone meadow
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No

strange spruce
stone meadow
#

its cause of a meme

onyx igloo
#

Oh

stone meadow
onyx igloo
#

Oh that one

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Isnt that from meat canyon?

twin bear
#

Chicago is a place that exists

stone meadow
#

it really sounds more like 2010 than 1990

twin bear
#

It's about those goofy ass dances they do

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I saw it on shorts

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Bro got outclassed by a class 5 rizzler

onyx igloo
#

Seems familiar to meat canyons style

candid patio
twin bear
#

I keep seeing these lil cartoons about animal facts

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I didn't take any language in school

#

My schools weren't public tbf

strange spruce
twin bear
#

Or open to anyone who isn't locked up

candid patio
#

All I remember is how to insult your mother and ask where do I wash my hands.

strange spruce
twin bear
#

Eyes itchy but must stay awake applications must be turned in

#

Dumb ass grind to pay bills is taking up my mindset

neon bramble
twin bear
#

Curse u non mobile data users

dapper dagger
#

doesn't look like onion

twin bear
#

I've prolly wasted like 40 gigs of data today

#

Orange bottle onions

onyx igloo
#

Onion

rotund sleet
#

Onion

twin bear
#

Specially grown in Vietnam under a million clay bricks

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Exactly one million clay bricks are laid on top of a perfectly symmetrical hole shaped like the bottle

#

I wonder how nasty some million clay bricks onion juice would be

sick tartan
rocky frost
#

Guys is there any world I can join to start playing with. I really ain’t for the solo stuff. I’m pretty decent right now but I’m a good builder and willing to go the extra mile to help out the team.

twin bear
onyx igloo
rocky frost
#

Thank you! Extremely new to the discord!

gaunt haven
#

Is their any word on when the legacy builds (b40 specifically) will return?

twin bear
#

The community is nice, just a heads up tho this chat is barely used to talk about pz unless it's people debating on wether or not they'd survive zombies irl

rocky frost
#

Gotcha thank you!

strange spruce
#

i know i fucking wouldnt id blow my shit schmoove off

half kettle
#

In classic pz fashion your gun will jam

twin bear
#

If zombies come to be real

#

I have my excuse to reset my char irl

#

😭

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I refuse to starve or be eaten alive

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Or worse

stone meadow
#

If zombies are real i hope theyre walkers

twin bear
#

Humans prolly scare me the most in those situations

stone meadow
#

Im not dealing with sprinters

haughty valley
#

my pz game has been " initializing " for 30 minutes now so uh any fixes?

twin bear
#

Yeah if they walk it'd be much much better on us

#

So long as infection isn't crazy easy

#

Imagine even being near them would risk it

#

Fuh nah

onyx igloo
#

i sometimes forget how literal russian is

#

Sputnik is literally just satellite

twin bear
#

All roads lead back to zombie apocalypse irl

stone meadow
#

Tis indeed

twin bear
#

Lmao

stone meadow
#

My ideal apocalypse is TWD

#

but

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i would rather not have one at all

dapper dagger
#

why TWD

twin bear
#

My ideal apocalypse is just getting glassed, no suffering

#

No waiting

#

Just blam we ded

onyx igloo
#

My ideal Apocalypse is where I'm in a bunker safe with my family or we're all dead

twin bear
#

Oh wait we talking zombies

#

LOL

stone meadow
#

there are people who are like "oh id love to have a zombie apocalypse im free from societal struggles" mf youre gonna die from the common cold

twin bear
#

I'd prefer they are the wwz ones

#

They wouldn't touch me

stone meadow
onyx igloo
dapper dagger
#

you don't die from breathing in pz either

twin bear
#

If a zombie tries to eat me he'll have a new friend in his tummy

twin bear
onyx igloo
#

and use the internet to learn how to make medication

twin bear
#

Also armed men and women

#

Will shoot ur ass

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For food and medicine

onyx igloo
#

why my ass

twin bear
#

I'd shoot a 10 yr old with a can of beans if I was literally dying just saying

#

Idgaf plus he ain't gonna last longer than me anyway

onyx igloo
#

why wouldnt people just group up and fortify a suburb

stone meadow
twin bear
#

Numbers = attention

#

Plus with attention comes problems

#

What if a ton of hungry sick ppl come

#

They get angry cuz u can't help

stone meadow
twin bear
#

Now u have a firefight or worse on ur hands

#

Without electricity billions will die

#

It's insane

onyx igloo
stone meadow
onyx igloo
#

like how much time would i get to research

stone meadow
#

and the fact that immune are so rare means most people you know and love will die

twin bear
#

They will 100%

onyx igloo
#

ah well then

twin bear
#

P surethe us gov has a contingency plan for stuff like that

#

Bombs and cutting off

onyx igloo
#

well atleast i'd be dead pretty painlessly

twin bear
#

They will literally just blow shit up if they find zombies jrl

stone meadow
#

Even in the best case scenario with an apocalypse survival guide you can use offline, youre still screwed

twin bear
#

Or they'd be stupid and try to use it as some sort of medicine or weapon

#

The only truly good advice zombie handbooks give

#

Short hair and thick clothes

stone meadow
#

You have the ability to follow a guide, but thats still up to you, you still need the resources, the abilities, the knowledge to make it all work

dapper dagger
onyx igloo
#

i'd probably coat a cheap coat in a thick amount of duct tape

twin bear
#

I'd rather be blown up than eaten

onyx igloo
#

and then oil said duct tape

twin bear
#

Maybe I'm weird

stone meadow
#

If youre not immune youre done

dapper dagger
#

I'd be immune

onyx igloo
#

i mean i've picked up alot of random stuff over the years

#

i might live a week or so

stone meadow
#

Ok spiffo

twin bear
#

I prefer instant death rather than slow erratic tearing of my flesh

onyx igloo
#

keep one bullet in your pistol for a reason

stone meadow
twin bear
#

Dead ass I would literally just die as soon as zombies popped up

onyx igloo
#

what would even be considered sterile

twin bear
#

It's too fucked to be alive during that

#

Not even gonna try to survive

onyx igloo
#

are you considering airborne disease

twin bear
onyx igloo
#

because i was thinking more traditional zombies

stone meadow
#

I had RPE training, it takes a LOT to keep it up and working

onyx igloo
#

atleast you'd know how to keep it up and working

twin bear
#

Also humans will be an issue for years

#

U will be mugged

#

And attacked

onyx igloo
#

humans are lowkey dipshits just all of you work together

stone meadow
twin bear
#

Some people will even be doing things I cannot mention here because once it's lawless crazy ass mfers will be eating and kidnapping people

onyx igloo
#

oh yeah

#

freakazoids and shit

#

gotta consider those

stone meadow
#

Even one contaminated piece of anything can kill everything past that point

twin bear
#

The road is a good example of how ppl will be

stone meadow
#

Im only talking radiation too

twin bear
#

If there's no food they will eat ur ass cheeks

stone meadow
#

Much worse if its a pz type virus which just seems to spread like crazy

onyx igloo
twin bear
#

My god I couldn't handle eating someone's ass or other parts that's too fucking gross I'll take a thigh tho

#

Idc how hungry I am

onyx igloo
#

remind me to shoot you on sight

twin bear
floral anvil
#

how to make it worse: all that + chrysallids from xcom2

twin bear
#

Man I would eat someone if they consented but that's not rly possible is it in the apocalypse

#

But I wouldn't think twice about it if the meats good

candid patio
#

I own a barren rectangle of sand in the Nevada desert. It's not listed for sale. I just got a random text message offering me 10x what I paid for it. Scam alert?

twin bear
#

Do u have mineral rights

onyx igloo
#

middle of nowhere

candid patio
twin bear
#

Either gov scam artist or regular scam artist

#

Wouldn't doubt the us gov is low-key tryna low-ball the land it could be worth more

twin bear
uncut epoch
twin bear
#

It's too hot during the day, too cold during the night

onyx igloo
#

i mean
better luck than the city

twin bear
#

No shelter, no water, no food

onyx igloo
twin bear
#

Stucco?

onyx igloo
#

that cools itself during the day

#

yeah

twin bear
#

New Mexico ahh buildings

#

Looking like shady sands

candid patio
#

It's on an unpaved unmaintained dirt road. The nearest house and paved road is 700 feet away.

twin bear
#

If only it could be warm today

stone meadow
#

if only it could be colder here in the uk

#

a bit too hot for may, sticky kinda sweat

twin bear
#

U Europeans and ur weakness II to heat

stone meadow
#

Hey im telling you, uk heat is not normal

twin bear
#

It's sticky

#

I hear

#

Humid

candid patio
stone meadow
#

Im from kyrgystan where it gets to 45C

#

Id rather that then the 30C im getting rn

twin bear
#

I like hot weather but I also like cold weather

rotund sleet
twin bear
#

I like brisk winter and breezy hot summer

onyx igloo
#

i like weather that isnt depressing

stone meadow
#

Tbh i still prefer this to cold

onyx igloo
#

if im stuck in a gray pile of sludge winter for too long i start getting sad

stone meadow
#

Im a summer person

twin bear
#

Dw that's just the CIA geostorm device didn't u know

#

It's to keep the aliens off our planet, they hate the cold

candid patio
#

I will take freezing cold in a blinding blizzard over slightly warm lol

rotund sleet
candid patio
#

Fucking hate the heat

twin bear
#

Ppl are either too old or too weak these days smh

stone meadow
twin bear
#

What happened to just sweating and having a great time

onyx igloo
#

i do like cold moreso than summer

stone meadow
#

Id rather take a heatwave over a regular cold

onyx igloo
#

i get sweaty and gross in the summer

twin bear
#

I'll be outside in the winter with just a tshirt

stone meadow
#

I just hate being cold

#

Im also summer born

onyx igloo
#

im summer born and ill tell you

twin bear
onyx igloo
#

white boy i am i dont like sun

#

sun dont like me

rotund sleet
#

Mid-End spring is like the best option

stone meadow
#

What i hate the most really is the sky being grey

onyx igloo
#

it make me all burnt up like crispy bacon

twin bear
#

Skirts are the ultimate summer clothes

stone meadow
#

I dont mind the temp

#

I just hate the depressing colours

twin bear
#

I like tanning

stone meadow
#

If its blue im way more happy

twin bear
#

But I'm literally the color of snow

#

Lmao

candid patio
rotund sleet
onyx igloo
#

its called being slightly fat

twin bear
#

I rly hope it's not

onyx igloo
#

it aint obese but its 162 pounds

stone meadow
candid patio
stone meadow
#

Never happened but the wet stresses me out

twin bear
onyx igloo
#

i have a perfect emoji reaction but the bot thinks im a virus whenever i try using fakenitro emojis

twin bear
#

Swamp ass

stone meadow
#

I can ban you right now to save us all time

onyx igloo
twin bear
#

They make deodorant for ass cracks btw

#

It sucks

quiet siren
stone meadow
#

Im just built thick, cant help it

twin bear
#

I wish I was obese

#

I rly do

onyx igloo
#

why

candid patio
onyx igloo
#

why do you wish that upon yourself

twin bear
#

To look well fed, and to be able to lift big weight

onyx igloo
#

you're neither

#

if your obese

#

you cant even lift yourself

stone meadow
twin bear
#

I'd rather be fat than morbidly thin

quiet siren
twin bear
#

U can see my ribcage bruh

onyx igloo
oblique stream
twin bear
#

It legit looks like I'm dying of hunger

onyx igloo
#

im a chunkier guy and i still can see and feel my ribcage

quiet siren
candid patio
#

I use deodorant. But specifically products that prevent or reduce sweating (not odor) have alarming health risks

quiet siren
#

They actually TRY to defend themselves in swordsman

oblique stream
#

Ribcage look is nasty

twin bear
#

I can't help jt

#

I'm built like a teenage girl man

onyx igloo
#

you dont wanna be obese though

#

still

#

you'd be inable to move

#

and you'd have an array of health problems

twin bear
#

An anorexic teenage girl to be more accurate

stone meadow
oblique stream
stone meadow
twin bear
onyx igloo
#

sipping on them

twin bear
#

Man I can't afford ts

onyx igloo
twin bear
#

I eat bread and ramen

oblique stream
onyx igloo
#

not having a care in the world is gonna fucking kill you

quiet siren
# stone meadow its even better with mods

Only enemy ai mod I've found for nomas was the one that lets you speed up their attacks, which is cool and all but it doesn't change the fact they barely ever swing and don't even try to parry lol

twin bear
#

My legs are rly hairy if I don't shave true I am basically a girl on testosterone at this point with how my body is

onyx igloo
stone meadow
twin bear
oblique stream
#

Femboy build is fine, muscular build is fine

stone meadow
#

But adding more of them helps a lil bit at least

twin bear
#

Ill have to prolly eat everyday soon

onyx igloo
oblique stream
#

whatever tf is my body is not

onyx igloo
#

woop

quiet siren
# stone meadow yeah they kinda suck

I like doing real techniques normally in games like this, just mess around on occasion

What's the point in doing a zwerch-copter on a guy who just stares at you like "damn that's crazy"

candid patio
onyx igloo
#

chocolate malt

iu_.png
oblique stream
twin bear
#

I just have these nervous breakdowns

#

And I can't sleep or eat

stone meadow
twin bear
#

It just churns in my stomach

stone meadow
#

You pretty much have to spam

oblique stream
#

I just cant be bothered to eat sometimes

twin bear
#

Also prolly the fucking bug inside my guts eating me

#

Tbf

onyx igloo
#

can you sip on shakes or something

quiet siren
#

For me they barely fight back at all

#

They just stare at me

oblique stream
#

Eating solo is a lot of work

twin bear
#

I could try but I mostly throw everything up

oblique stream
#

And my brain is not having it

stone meadow
#

If executing a proper technique would stop them from slicing back at you with no worries thatd be great

quiet siren
#

"This will be easy!" Stares at me waving his sword around, swinging once every 10 years

onyx igloo
#

i have met two people with this problem

stone meadow
onyx igloo
#

im still trying to find out a way to assist

twin bear
#

I rly hope I'm not dying ik I whine abt my well-being alot but my health is going down the drain fast as fuck

#

Ever since I got checked out and they found the thing inside my intestines

#

It's like I got a curse of suffering on me LMAO

quiet siren
# stone meadow thats true too

I have the AI modifier mod and tried to set everything to make them behave like they're on crack compared to the default ai, they still barely do anything

oblique stream
#

So Im just naturally built

twin bear
#

I lost 20 pounds and haven't been able to gain anything

oblique stream
#

while you're faker with boosters for weight loss

candid patio
stone meadow
oblique stream
#

Soylent is garbage

twin bear
#

I can't afford health foods lol

#

Ts is literally twice the price of normal food

oblique stream
#

It tastes disgusting

quiet siren
#

Yeah, you can actually grapple in blade and sorcery which is fun as hell, swordsman kinda sorta barely has grappling in the form of grabbing a guy by his head and breaking his neck

candid patio
onyx igloo
stone meadow
twin bear
#

I wish i didn't get evicted

onyx igloo
#

its better than nothing

twin bear
#

I miss my garden

quiet siren
stone meadow
twin bear
quiet siren
#

I play it when I wanna actually fight, blade and sorcery for when I just wanna have some brutal fun with swords and axes

candid patio
onyx igloo
#

i feel atleast oats should be an affordable food

#

you can get alot of

#

or maybe cream of wheat

oblique stream
#

Trust me I not doing much

stone meadow
quiet siren
#

Yea, I only play standalone

#

My PC can barely run zomboid, shitty hand-me-down laptop lol

oblique stream
#

My weight literally platoed on 59 kg

candid patio
stone meadow
strange spruce
#

i think the lowest ive been in few years is like 69 kg

stone meadow
#

I prefer pcvr

twin bear
#

At least I'm not addicted to the other stuff I was like films and hard drugs

#

I got that going at least

#

Still get shame for it tho

#

Lol

oblique stream
#

I ate nothing but burgers 2 times a day for a week and still gained nothing

quiet siren
#

I found out you can delete the C:AMD folder, so I got like 50 gigabytes of space back, playing TF2 for the first time in like 2 years rn

quiet siren
oblique stream
twin bear
#

I literally haven't had a good burger in like

#

2 years

quiet siren
#

Battle Talent is also fun, it has PVP and some CRAZY magic

#

Like you can air combo people

stone meadow
twin bear
#

Ain't even had fast food in almost a year now holy shit

stone meadow
#

this one?

twin bear
#

I rly did hit rock bottom

quiet siren
#

Ye

onyx igloo
stone meadow
#

Kk thanks

quiet siren
stone meadow
#

Whats the fighting feel like tho

quiet siren
#

Physics based fantasy pvp is so fun

onyx igloo
#

pretty sure i just got a scam bot friend request

stone meadow
#

Is it physics based? good

onyx igloo
#

look for an evelyn cambridge

quiet siren
onyx igloo
#

see if its in this server

quiet siren
onyx igloo
#

looked like a bot to me

oblique stream
candid patio
twin bear
stone meadow
quiet siren
#

Although you can't grapple the enemies like in blade and sorcery in swordsman, and the two handed weapons are kinda janky

twin bear
#

At least I'm not 90lbs

oblique stream
twin bear
#

I could be 20 pounds lighter

stone meadow
twin bear
#

Sure my watch needs an extra hole put in the band to fit

#

But I'm tall

#

I can just say my meat is stretched out

oblique stream
#

I hate being in low range of underweight but still heavy for average person

twin bear
#

And fat bones etc

quiet siren
# stone meadow tbh they are in B&S too

The dismemberment feels a bit too easy and you can't really slice, you have to put speed into everything, basically everything but the enemy ai is a bit scuffed compared to B&S so I play it for that lol

#

You can full force cut or stab

#

That's about it

twin bear
#

My doctor keeps trying to put me on more medicine

stone meadow
oblique stream
twin bear
#

I can barely keep down foo-

oblique stream
twin bear
#

I see

stone meadow
#

which, i guess, makes sense if you want it to be realistic

quiet siren
stone meadow
#

but still

oblique stream
#

Im like 178 cm

quiet siren
#

Since they'll actively parry your swings and riposte with combat ai turned on

twin bear
#

I'm 6'4

stone meadow
#

Im trying to actually poke people with the point of a blade in B&S but man its just awful

oblique stream
#

idfk how much it is

#

uuh

twin bear
#

When I say I'm light for my height I rly am

#

I'm tall

stone meadow
#

Trying to aim the point throws me off

twin bear
#

Ish

#

Tallish

#

Not rly tall actually

oblique stream
#

wow lamppost

twin bear
#

6 foot 4 isn't that tall

#

Imo

onyx igloo
#

goddamn

twin bear
#

I always see taller ppl

onyx igloo
#

i'm 5'6

#

im short asf

oblique stream
#

brotha I have never seen someone up to 2m

stone meadow
#

Where are you from, avatar planet

twin bear
#

I get picked on for being so tall and skinny alot

oblique stream
#

basketball playa build

twin bear
#

I actually play

#

Lmao

#

Well I did

#

In hs

quiet siren
twin bear
#

I can dunk on ppl

#

And behind the back layups

oblique stream
quiet siren
#

They'll actually follow your blade around and try to swing around your guard

#

It's sick

onyx igloo
twin bear
#

Not to toot my own horn but

#

I'm actually rly fucking good at bbal

stone meadow
#

I have no experience in actual swordfighting

twin bear
#

Oh I do

stone meadow
#

Itd just be nice to be able to try something at least

oblique stream
quiet siren
#

I've tried HEMA shit some, mostly just a nerd that learned a few techniques tbh lol

onyx igloo
#

im the bowling ball nakao is the bowling pin

twin bear
#

🥀 okay that's my only joke pertaining to that

quiet siren
#

Sabre and Longsword are the weapons I know the most techniques for

onyx igloo
oblique stream
twin bear
#

Y'all should try being so tall ur bed(couch) doesn't fit

stone meadow
#

cause it locks into a specific pose every time

twin bear
oblique stream
#

Im 5'8 and my family bath is too small

twin bear
#

I want a VR colonial game

#

Lines of ppl

#

Blastin

onyx igloo
#

what about cuirassiers

twin bear
#

Yeah I kind of tower over everyone in my family

stone meadow
#

As in, 1800s armies?

onyx igloo
#

cavalry in the frontlines

twin bear
#

For some reason I'm the only tall one

quiet siren
twin bear
#

The tech wasn't as advanced in the early stages of those conflicts

quiet siren
#

I get not having many controls to work with for switching grips

stone meadow
quiet siren
#

I can still do most of the basic guards in these games but it's a bit harder to do than real life

stone meadow
#

Cant even do a simple stab with my longsword

oblique stream
quiet siren
#

Blade and Sorcery got the weight on swords really good though

onyx igloo
oblique stream
#

one pf those rabbit statues

#

things

onyx igloo
quiet siren
twin bear
#

Ppl think sword fighting postures look funny until their jugular gets fucking slit open

stone meadow
quiet siren
#

If longswords took 10 seconds to swing nobody would have used them lol

oblique stream
quiet siren
twin bear
#

How much for lager

onyx igloo
#

"why do you have your arm behind your back with the sword? use two hands!"
slices your weak arm

quiet siren
#

Some of my best combos in these kinda games have started with dragging the blade along their leg to make them stumble before following up with other stuff

twin bear
#

Some of the poses look stupid until u realize their purpose

onyx igloo
#

i believe thats why some poses have their arm behind their back

stone meadow
twin bear
#

U can't just swing it?

#

Tf

quiet siren
onyx igloo
#

yeah i've mostly been one for a sabre

twin bear
#

VR game is limiting my VR momentum

quiet siren
#

Your hands are stuck together and only in hammer grip when you hold it two handed but I've had a decent amount of freedom in B&S at least

oblique stream
#

Just swing it man

onyx igloo
#

i like sabres the most

stone meadow