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im 305
yeah like
nah bro
smile
aand love
eat more
it went back to normal daytime
These are the worst icons i have ever seen
what u playin
is it a bit like the voices in your head?
everyone in my life is a mrrp mrowm row
when im just a lil squeak squeak squee
:(((
is this AI
yucky
yucky
stupid cats
Project thiccboid
HEY
hey all I am back from checkpoint
Catfish
anyone want any of my 12 alice belts?
yoder
teef fixed?
dissolving
one poking my cheek
annoying
aas long as i can eat by friday
which i sohuld be able to
cause we have hgot dog and burger then
eat some meat pudding
i cannot miss such a thing
would be horrible
but this stitch poking my mouth is really
ANNOYING
call my dentist to see if it truly an sisue later
when they open
i eated pudidng yesterday
vanil;la pudding
scrambled egg
and
apple sauce
they should make a meatshake
yoder best part of dental surgery, an excuse for ice cream at 8 am
meat you can sick up through a straw
raw meat
put chicken in a blender and add some frozen milk
I have a message for yoder
yes
Hey, does anyone know how to make / would someone be able to make a mod for Project Zomboid that keeps the car wheels in their current steering position when you exit the vehicle, instead of snapping back to the default straight/neutral position? It's a small visual thing but it really bugs me.
I gifted her two pounds of cinnamon honey butter as a gift
thats nice
gents, the key to a womans heart is butter
and entire wheel of cheese is also a good gift
all things come full circle, what was a good gift is 500 years ago, still works
i seen someone gift this on reddit before
that sounds like a euphemism
cheese always wins
yes
everyone likes cheese
for a chedder, not too bad
EAT THE FUCKING CHEESE
the giant parmegiano wheels in the stores are like 2-3k dollars
totally worth stealing
you think I wouldnt throw a 80 pound cheese wheel on my back and walk out like a turtle
make a mega grilled cheese
get a super big bread
80 pound of cheese
and another super big bread
grill it
if you put cheese in your underpants they never want it back
fun fact
those things get big
a vicious animal that will kill you
or a baby pygmy hippo
there is no point even running from a hippo, if it wants you it gets you
hippos are very fast
fun fact hippos kill more people then lions tigers and cape buffalos combined
scary
very graceful
looks like me in the pool
what does hippo taste like?
I dont think a human has ever eaten hippo meat
tigers cant even eat them
they have 3 inch thick skin
when they get big they do that to your head
reminds me I want some more melon sparkling water
A hippopotamus has a staggering bite force of 1,800 to 2,000 Pounds per Square Inch (PSI), which equates to roughly 8,100 to 8,900 Newtons. This is widely recognized as the strongest bite force of any mammal on Earth.
RIP head
sleep deprived, playing PZ, trying to get a decent fucking start
IM GETTING TIRED OF DIS SHI FOOL
imagine evyl
Male hippos are highly territorial and aggressively uncooperative, meaning their actual bite force is likely significantly higher but has proven too dangerous to safely test.
DSO climb in and tell us how it feels
SPAWN IN MOST DANGEROUS AREA OF ROSEWOOD
TRY TO ESCAPE
RANDOM ASS HORDE
THIS IS HOW YOU DIED
hmmm
i swear zomboids can hear you breathe
i forgot oen time i had a mod that made the sun kill you
and i spawned on top of a skyscraper in louisville
and die dinsatntly
and was confused for a while
THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER
Its 5 am all
I gotta be at work in 12 hours
hardly enough time to sleep
I turn off Pz I hope your happy
I am off to the land of honk shoo
THATS CALLED SCP-001

I've been there before
a lot of clowning around there
@bitter leaf
Hey curious does VOIP work over walkie talkie?
Is this lore abt u
nom nom
NO
IM A RAT
well now i have a machete on day 1 :3
just like irl
does anyone know why I can send msgs in looking for group?
!lfg
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🧑🦯
🦯
hi
I'm too hot
game time
That doesn't look like lego batman
they just have their settings on ultra
Rtx on
I never even raced in flatout
I just rammed and rammed more and did the highscore jump things
But that was super fun to me
Flatout was in every computer club
flatout 2 specifically
And yeah, the jet car was a big part of it
Wreckfest ain't bad either but like idk doesn't give me the same vibe as flatout did
Which is prolly because of nostalgia
Tbh
Game is called wreckfest - jump on random server - no ramming
??????
That's like playing zomboid without zombies
Theres a wreckfest 2?
flatout 2 was getting udpates still last year mainly just to fix anything that came up
also has dualsense support
so i can use my ps5 controller
no water in this swimming game
is it? wild
flatout 2 is one of my earliest memories
thats about 20 years ago now
it nice it has dualsense support
many modern games ignore dualsense and just do xbox support
althout that is changing lately
but its very unheard of for old games to allow dualsense support
It's odd to me that there's games that don't support it, its not difficult binding keys and buttons for a game
even fi they dont support dualsense
and they support xbox
they can at least have an option to change the button prompt types
like mosnter hunter rise does that
you can change what button types are shown
xbox or playstation
or switch
doesnt matter what contorller ur using
on pc at least
i assume the switch version of the game may not have such a thing

mogged
my goat ps4 allows me to plug in a keyboard and mouse instead of controllers
imagine thinking doing drug stuff will make u better than an actual athele swimmer
this is funny
cant wait to see more get obliterated by the clean folk
well enhancers do help break your limits if you reach your natural peak
yeah but i assume most arent that type
but if you just enhance without reaching your limit its like lol
yeah
also the body types i saw of some of the swimmer guys
they dont look very
uhhh
hydrodynamic?
but the issue i see with this
is actual competitive atherlets likely wont want to dope
so then youre left with people who havent gotten to their limits using it to compete in these enahnced games
instead of seeing the so called human peak
isnt there a natural tournament(s)
pretty sure enhanced games is the only competition where theyre allowing doping
so thats probably a big reason u wont see any of those big competitive mfs using it
for some science project
when they got bigger ideas
like olympics n shit
what will be good for is the data this can provide the doctors and scientists
they are using this as scneicne project quite ltierally
i saw a horse with many eyes
was it a mutant
DEADLY ANOMALIES, DANGEROUS MUTANTS, ANARCHISTS AND BANDITS. NONE WILL STOP DUTY ON ITS TRIUMPHANT MARCH TOWARDS SAVING THE PLANET!
Also im a freedomer
ntsb: we didnt know you could reconstruct what the pilots were saying from the image
ay yo where you got that
u know delta flight 1141
etsy
its the reason cvr cant be released
i have multiple freedom patches
omg never do that again
kinda silly they say its to protect stuff
when the original reason cvr arent allowed to b released
is cause pilots complained after it made them lookl bad after a crash
and public outcry about how the pilots behaved
in the cvr
smh
why only freedom smh
this is sown into my gorka
cause its the best faction
every other faction is just bad

Duty are hypocrites
Hell Yeah 
Freedom owns the arena now
No more arena?
No just under different management
hmm

tomorrow closed alpha start of
The fights go on
adventurequest infinity
duty got kicked out of rostock
This was such a vibe when hearing it for the first time
I wonder how anicdotes even work in the english dub
but idk clear sky was pain
Well the og is russian
oh the og is russian that's even better for me then
stalker 2 is ukranian from the get go
thought it was ukrainian since they said they're not gonna dub in russian stalker 2
Yeah the og trilogy is russian
Ravioli?
Almost Paralives release time @plush cobalt @quasi slate 🥹
I see one case in the news and now we have flying ravioli
The prophecy is real
New voice monitoring strat
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they record our audio?
no they just keep a buffer for 5 minutes incase some chud screams slurs in chat
./reportaudio is the logging command
and it only goes to moderators
ehh not worth it
I do. It’s part of my plan for world domination
crazy
I'm so ready
Actually hovering over steam rn prepared to buy it
just buy it
It's not out yet you MODERATOR
It's out in right now
Youre confusing me
What the heck why isn't it out
is it out or is it not
It's supposed to be out now
whaat's paralives
Well buy it omar
Life sim that just dropped
ngl never heard of this game
uh oh, same
Bought it & installing
omar shut up
It's only super well known for life sims fans reallt
pics or didn't happen
Like I wouldn't expect most others to know about it
Hes in hipster mode
Yeah no big deal I'm just cool
i feel so clueless rn
Mine glitched for a minute lol
Anyway see y'all in 1 year I'm about to be playing
The only sims alternative i know is onzoi?
Same I thought Steam went down
Is that the name
is sims life sim?
InZoi, yeah that was a big one too
Yeah that
damn frogski, you're cool aswell look at that
Im always cool
well you became cool like 2 minutes ago
Inzoi had so much potential but was a disappointment to me
If someone says otherwise theyre BANNED
UH OH
good thing noone said otherwise
reasonable
for shits and gigs
is rosewood less populated than west point?
Yes
a lot less or just a lil less
But you love me and would be so sad and bored. Who else is going to keep these streets evil
Its a starter town
would i though
what if banning you is entertainment to me
anyway gn yall
maplestory?
No paralives
Is maplestory just a game where you run a maple syrup factory?
I need caffeine
no you basically spend the whole day killing mobs over and over in one area just to get less than 1% of xp needed to level up
and it pushes microtransactions that would amount to the GDP of a medium sized first world country
I used to love maplestory as a kid
returned to it a long time ago and it was insane
bad
It’s a tired Monday
Ew I had enough with super micro transaction games playing Last Shelter: Survival. Never again.
buying hairstyle boxes hoping you get the hair you want for your character and it keeps giving you a duplicate
Here we goooooooooo it’s downloaded
what is it
are you excited
is it good
give us a review
Life sim
So far it’s working on the steam deck

how is paralives so far
i need to get out of my abusive relationship with EA and the sims 4
the donkey must not form a union
Not bad
Ikr. They pissed me of sm
why always biting?
ahh some dipshit topped toxic waste bag in my pen door and let all the animals out
why he do that
Too late
Its already creating a wave of donkey rights
37 minutes in and I’m lost lol I can’t find the community center and spent the entire paralives day collecting mushrooms lmfao
desk
oh no
yes
how can i clear alot of items from the floor
You will need a trashbin or wheelie bin or a garbage container that has delete all.
use the wooden locker pickup option to grab the bin, put it near the pile of trash
then delete items
that's tough
https://www.vatican.va/content/leo-xiv/en/encyclicals/documents/20260515-magnifica-humanitas.html
The Holy Fathers first encyclical
he was my prisoner, I let him go and this is how he repays me
"rimworld is a story simulator" obviously tynan meant play rimworld like a cozy animal crossing type game
he went outside and just started laying into my horse
fucking animal abuser
speaking of idiots
he punched my door, so i punched his face, you don't want to get into a fist fight with Barug
Minecraft Steve ass looking mfer
dirt block looking
GIVE ME
hmmg
why did you leave space in the bowl?
looks like your pan had a lot of oil based on how puffed those egg whites look
but leaky yolk is so good
😋
why are eggs so good?
tzatziki under it
was going to have toast
decided not to
say please
rato
Dont say his name in vain
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the hyrax is so god damn basic
look at this mf
john mammal
login reward
some bullshit with fur
just a random fucking thing
pathetic
the rotund one
my when I see what thay butt do
How dare you
what was that game name again
it reminds me of something
about an dying man and something about faking memory about going to space
To the Moon
freyltih bully arc
when do we think the next sale for pz will come? i wanna get it again and try it again since when I bought it i would last maybe 30 mins then die
As a new player, what is better? B41 or B42?
b41 is better as an stable version so if you want to play on an world for a long time i recommend that
b42 how ever is better in almost every way
but is unstable and not ready for a "long playthrough"
also mods may break and you have to expect them not always being updated
what is considered long? the longest ive survived so far is roughly 1 day and a half lol
long would be like 5 in game month
no like an month or two is fine I think since I can make it that long with my busy schedule until an game update breaks it
same but roughly that about as long I think you can probably play with these updates
then i guess b42 isnt that bad for me then atm, ty for all the info 🙂 Once i get better i kinda want to try out some multiplayer
coop is 100% an different game
i still have the screenshots from my oldass pc
single player feels like the walking dead but you're just that one guy alone while coop is basically you snorting an line and fist fighting an street cat
let me see if I have a few old one
most of my images got corrupted
this was an year ago when b42 just came out
b42 slop kiddie
I think this was the longest I actually made it. I don't have any photos of the inside though
I had a dream I was at the grocery store shopping, but people kept stealing my cart
my last playthrough was at started at riverside school
make all zoids IRS agents coming after you
brain tax is crazy work
I forgot I made this for that playthrough
You are taxed 30% of the brains you own. Hand em over.
this was when my base was sieged
was that b41
I thought zoids cant brake those types of pre exsisting fences
cause is that a fucking golf bag
in b41
i couldnt find these for the life of me back then
this was me going back to lott some of the things I had in the school
and no this was b42
oh damn nvm
I even picked up trash outside to make the school feel more lived in
not enough for the hundreds that broke in
this was my home before I left to fallas lake for the trailer house for the game
41 more easy than 42
I basically cleared out the stuff in the back yard made an chicken coop and the game updated and it broke the save
sony just backed out on the exclusive PLAYSTATION - STEAM deal
Zozo's
playstation games will no longer go on steam
all playstation games are once again exclusive to ps
Brooo I want subnautica 2 so bad but my computer isnt even good enough to run the first one beyond 20fps😢
damn that sucks
Eh
Im gonna cry vro
yup
How far can 20 units of gas get you (out of a 42 unit tank)
so no bloodborne..
yup
to the gas station
Never really liked them
NO playstation games will go on steam anymore
Burns through that quick?
so an entire half of the main console games are never going to be on steam
oh wait the game?
it should be enough to get to another town and back
Ok we get it, you said it like 3 times already
unless the tank is damage then it gonna leak
in about 75% condition
Hold down on space bar to break
it took me 1 irl month that the break is not s
now we just need nintendo to swoop in and make a deal with steam instead
that would be the biggest nintendo W in years
nintendo would never do that
Someone wants to play tomadochi life
thx
agreed on the biggest W, but honestly yeah, nintendo would never
still so dumb that sony pulled out after 5+years of the deal
we never got spiderman1
or bloodborne
xbox will dominate the pc market again
I feel like I'm hitting things I'm not suppose to see
hi all
hi you 🐱
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Gooby
"no-one ever reads"
!dance
he judges
she judges
Or google it, i believe there's a website for finding servers
Or try searching on youtube
The coal snorter
Someone is eating too much coal
When you drive and see a small group of zoids do you get out and kill them or just keep driving, like will their aggro stop once you are far away enough?
Keep a gun on you!
I just dont wanna be in a situation where the road ahead is blocked and then behind me is 100 zoids.
You can blast them through the car seat.
You're driving away anyway.
true
You can shoot 360 inside cars
If you get far enough yes
im going from the fire station to the gas station, so its a little ways and i know theres a big ass group of them near the station because one of them broke a car and make the alarm go off so im hoping they are still in a cluster. Even with just melee i have about 600 zoid kills
im pretty new
gotcha
i keep a gun on me incase im absolutely surrounded and melee wont gut it
*cut
usually they'll trail behind you for a bit then lose you
i see
thx
sucks i dont have the keys for the car
i have to hotwire ever time i start it
i dont know why people dont main firearms
bullets arent unlimited and noise
i rarely use melee and dont really run out of ammo.
also melee is kinda fun
because it gets rather boring pointing and clicking
I’m working on it
Rahhh cookie clicker
i feel like if theres 5 zoids and i kill them with a gun and then 15 more show up and then 20 more show up atp i should have just used melee to kill the 5 then sneak off
does aiming skill even matter in b42
Ya!
i have never used a gun before in the game and i keep one on me with extra ammo incase the melee simply isnt enough
can you shoot yourself with your gun or is that a mod
if im in a situation where im surrounded 100% atp thats my own fault
mod
mod i think
aww man
Mooooo
u can die other ways by ur own accord in game tho
i do think they should add the gun option to vanilla by now
ye but im infected
or drink bleach
bleach drink it
no bleach
i walked a shit ton
cus i crashed my car
speed up time lock urself in a room and mark ur location
broke my leg
its just a dude pouring bleach into a cup
you’ll die where u can find ur body
and died in this lame way
dying in lame ways is how it would realistically be
if there was a zombie apocalypse over 30% of people would commit suicide
i would be one
id survive off of pure luck
unless they sprint then theres alot more involved
or walking dead comics zombies
those ones are built different
u wont get ur loot back if u didnt did in a house
between ekron and echo and branden
it will wander away
in private cottage thing
well u better go back to ur corpse fast
its stuck in a bed
youtube ads arent even clickbait anymore theyre just AI generated pornbait
not true ive stumbled upon my character numerous times, from atleast what ive played they stay around the same area but obv do move a bit
why is it wet?
yeah true, so much for protecting the children
or what they claim to do
Fresh coat on it
they’ve been that for 10 years
always a weird bait ad
saying the F word? 
showing actual NSFW or lewd stuff: 
No matter how much youtube says they care they dont. They will accept any ads because it makes them money.
dosh
And they wonder why people use ad blockers when half of them are lewd and the other half are actual malaware links or scams. On top of youtube tv having minute long unskippable ads they are completely stupid.
Hey hey
Its like someone shooting you in the foot and asking why you are calling 911
Have you thought about Kalshi
That guy made $300 trading on the weather
Look at him dancing in the street
have you thought about putting your life savings down on green
Don’t you want to be that guy
Many times
you won 20 million in the lottery? 20m on green
whos green
unlimited amount of spiffos food or 1 billions dollars.
i cant fit 20m in my pocket
you can bet on red or black
but in roulette I believe, there's a green one too
it's like 35:1 I think
but has the highest payout obviously
you could make some dosh with teh infinite food glitch
but gambling is really stupid, never worth
why were you moving it while it dry?
people who gamble 
House always wins
I've never gambled, all my friends who do or have, have lost lol
but 1 bagazillion dollars?
You setup a spray shop area and an area to move them to, so they can dry
decisions,,,
You need 2 areas because dust and stuff
When you gamble you never win. And if you do its just typically back the money you spent. And if you win big thats good but the chances are so fucking low.
never gamba end of story tbh
True yeah
I think all gamblers are in the negative over their "career" of professionally losing money
I never gambled, i mean I have a few times ive opened tf2 crates but that was a long ass time ago and when I was a kid, so beyond that no.
Wet paint in the air dries and turns to dust, falls back on the wet doors and makes them like sandpaper if you keep them in there
i dont think i ever touched gamba crates in that or cs like ever
If people could make good money off gambling, Casinos would shut down. And when people have in the past kept winning because of their luck, Casinos have a maximum and force you out.
good
i am pretty sure i only spent money on my demo loadout and it is like pocket change worth of money
right
i just made him look lke MF DOOM i think i forgot
Move to Texas it’s illegal here
We don’t talk about the gas stations that allow it on the DL though
Because granny gotta gamble still
turn casinos into gambling rehab centers
Choctaw wouldn’t like that
lou i didnt know sheks would get their fucking horns cut off when forced into slavery

theyre so sad to look at
i get it, people are like "why not ban drinking and smoking as well" because your not waisitng your money, sure, you are buying things that arent good for you (i drink and smoke) but with gambling you are litreally spending money to get fucking nothing. You are throwing money away.
Prohibition didn’t work
that too yeah
everything in moderation is fine, but gambling? nope. if the moderation is 20$ a month, you might as well just take the 20 and throw it outside
Bah
Did someone say gambling
Ima roll for another skin

atleast virutal gambling gives you shit sometimes, like tf2 or csgo, i dont think you cant get nothing as a win
i remember a time me and a friend joined a spess server and just went to start doing slots right away for the fuck of it
virtual gambling with tf2 or csgo you are atleast getting something, irl gambling you are running a high risk of getting fuck all back.
3 cents is lwokey nothing
They might as well slap u in the face
right
lets say you gamble irl and you atleast, no matter what it lands on you get back 1$ that would still be preferable over getting nothing back
I upgraded
YAY
I think ima hold on to these for a while, I like them
HAHHAHAHAHAH
They’re so nice
"here ya go champ"
places to be
they are i was in one for my girlfriends 21st birthday with her friends and family
i didnt gamble
i just drank a fancy drink
and smoked a cig
while i watched them lose money
not long after i stopped dating her lol
Gambling irl is scary cuz gamblers are scary
going to a casino for a birthday
My machine was making so much noise cuz I was winning and some grown man was giving me death stare
and got on after I got up
i mean yeah i know but i just find that choice of celebration very funny
Like are u ok
lose all your fucking money gambling on your birthday
yeah fr
she also wasnt a good communicator so thats the main reason lol
amazing way to celebrate
i didnt say nothing, inside was actually pretty cool, lots of lights and people dancing but like
yeah not for me
i live out in the country in a cabin so it was alot
dont like crowded places
in the middle of bumfuck nowhere
same
U need those dad gloves to go with
small town of 2000 people (rosewood reference)
sounds great tbh
rosewood has 5.7 billion people
it be
the woods are scarier than the city
they just keep coming out of the woods
like HOW MANY FUCKING PEOPLE WERE TAKING NATURE WALKS THAT DAY IN ROSEWOOD???
now is a great time to buy since crash happening currently
I paid 1.1k for the gloves 750 for the m4 430 for the ak and 220 for the awp
My top losses
how much the dad gloves cost
130-140 for that wear
heh wait till you reach louisville and fight in there
i cant WAIT
my FPS agrees with you
when will gambling be added to zomboid
its called mainteneence skill
all on black
Opening a cabinet and finding a butterfly knife..
inspect animations when
does not grant bhopping
Nah fr
i know alot of weapons with the highest damage are short, but honest to god i perfer long blunt over anything else
everytime i see him
it seems to one shot alot of zoids for me
DICK PATTAN HUNTSMAN
close enough
IH MY GOD
thank u I love u
holy fuark
LMAO?
😭
how biblically greedy is it to lowkey want another pair of the same gloves
Aren’t there a billion of those
yeah theres like
i never see them
i forgor the mod hold on
maybe cuz i never look them up
lemme search
LOL


