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west laurel
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:3333

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squeak

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squeaksqueak

lavish lichen
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im 305

west laurel
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HOLY FUCK

lavish lichen
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yeah like

onyx igloo
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HOLY

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IT WENT EVIL MODE

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DAYTIME GO EVIL

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IT DARK AND RED

viral echo
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i eated

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but i'm still hungry

lavish lichen
oblique stream
onyx igloo
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it went back to normal daytime

oblique stream
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These are the worst icons i have ever seen

glass wigeon
onyx igloo
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voices of the void

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50/50 its a calm game

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or hell on earth

viral echo
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is it a bit like the voices in your head?

onyx igloo
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oh

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the thing apologized to me on my computer

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whatever made it pitch black outside

west laurel
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everyone in my life is a mrrp mrowm row

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when im just a lil squeak squeak squee

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:(((

viral echo
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i hate the squeaking

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and the scratching

glass wigeon
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im blub blubbb bluhh blua

viral echo
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is this AI

onyx igloo
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HELLO TOYOTA

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SO BEAUTIFUL HELLO

west laurel
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whos yuri?

livid notch
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Project thiccboid

west laurel
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HEY

tall glen
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hey all I am back from checkpoint

thick zealot
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Catfish

tall glen
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anyone want any of my 12 alice belts?

oblique stream
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gottem

glass wigeon
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i want to eat a sandwich

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grrrrrrrrr

tall glen
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yoder

glass wigeon
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the stitches are coming out i tihnk

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annoying

tall glen
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teef fixed?

glass wigeon
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dissolving

tall glen
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good

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eat some pudding

glass wigeon
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one poking my cheek

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annoying

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aas long as i can eat by friday

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which i sohuld be able to

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cause we have hgot dog and burger then

tall glen
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eat some meat pudding

glass wigeon
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i cannot miss such a thing

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would be horrible

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but this stitch poking my mouth is really

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ANNOYING

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call my dentist to see if it truly an sisue later

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when they open

glass wigeon
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vanil;la pudding

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scrambled egg

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and

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apple sauce

onyx igloo
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goddamn

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the robot it staring at me in my sleep

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knocked over the table

viral echo
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extra points if you put custard on it

tall glen
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have you seen uncured bologna?

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fresh

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meat paste

viral echo
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they should make a meatshake

tall glen
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yoder best part of dental surgery, an excuse for ice cream at 8 am

viral echo
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meat you can sick up through a straw

tall glen
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call it meattube

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gonna go copywrite that name

viral echo
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raw meat

glass wigeon
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i want bologna cheese sandwich

viral echo
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put chicken in a blender and add some frozen milk

tall glen
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I have a message for yoder

glass wigeon
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yes

tall glen
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wait

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maybe wrong video

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close enough

glass wigeon
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can i friendu

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i sent friend

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also how u been on pz for 200 houres

tall glen
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I was proud of myself earlier

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cute girl left work forever

robust vigil
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Hey, does anyone know how to make / would someone be able to make a mod for Project Zomboid that keeps the car wheels in their current steering position when you exit the vehicle, instead of snapping back to the default straight/neutral position? It's a small visual thing but it really bugs me.

tall glen
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I gifted her two pounds of cinnamon honey butter as a gift

glass wigeon
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thats nice

tall glen
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gents, the key to a womans heart is butter

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and entire wheel of cheese is also a good gift

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all things come full circle, what was a good gift is 500 years ago, still works

glass wigeon
viral echo
glass wigeon
viral echo
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cheese always wins

glass wigeon
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yes

viral echo
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everyone likes cheese

tall glen
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if a girl rejects your cheese, she prob a vegan, and therefore weak

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reject her

glass wigeon
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12kg cheese wheel

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thats gotta be expensive though right

tall glen
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for a chedder, not too bad

viral echo
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EAT THE FUCKING CHEESE

tall glen
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the giant parmegiano wheels in the stores are like 2-3k dollars

glass wigeon
tall glen
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totally worth stealing

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you think I wouldnt throw a 80 pound cheese wheel on my back and walk out like a turtle

glass wigeon
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make a mega grilled cheese

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get a super big bread

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80 pound of cheese

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and another super big bread

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grill it

viral echo
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if you put cheese in your underpants they never want it back

tall glen
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fun fact

tall glen
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about cheese

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what is that goblin!

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I wanna squeeze

viral echo
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those things get big

glass wigeon
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think it a pygmy hippo

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or just a baby hippo

tall glen
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a vicious animal that will kill you

glass wigeon
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or a baby pygmy hippo

tall glen
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must be Moo Deng

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MOO DENG!

glass wigeon
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cartoonish

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smh

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unserious creature

viral echo
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there is no point even running from a hippo, if it wants you it gets you

glass wigeon
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hippos are very fast

tall glen
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fun fact hippos kill more people then lions tigers and cape buffalos combined

viral echo
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scary

tall glen
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they are fucking armored bulldozers, with severe rage issues

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and territorial

glass wigeon
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wish i could chill in water

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fr

tall glen
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well thats the chillest hippo ever

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makes the rest look good

glass wigeon
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very graceful

tall glen
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looks like me in the pool

viral echo
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what does hippo taste like?

glass wigeon
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viscious beast kills human

tall glen
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I dont think a human has ever eaten hippo meat

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tigers cant even eat them

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they have 3 inch thick skin

viral echo
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when they get big they do that to your head

tall glen
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fruit gusher

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everyone loves those

glass wigeon
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true

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when i play uhhhh

tall glen
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reminds me I want some more melon sparkling water

glass wigeon
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assasssins creed origins i tihnk it was

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hippo very scary

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smh

onyx igloo
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theres a grave

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with weird writing and it didnt like how i knew it existed now

viral echo
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A hippopotamus has a staggering bite force of 1,800 to 2,000 Pounds per Square Inch (PSI), which equates to roughly 8,100 to 8,900 Newtons. This is widely recognized as the strongest bite force of any mammal on Earth.

viral echo
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RIP head

west laurel
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sleep deprived, playing PZ, trying to get a decent fucking start

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IM GETTING TIRED OF DIS SHI FOOL

tall glen
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imagine evyl

west laurel
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sop

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top

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sotop

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stoop

viral echo
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Male hippos are highly territorial and aggressively uncooperative, meaning their actual bite force is likely significantly higher but has proven too dangerous to safely test.

tall glen
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DSO climb in and tell us how it feels

west laurel
west laurel
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i swear zomboids can hear you breathe

glass wigeon
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i forgot oen time i had a mod that made the sun kill you

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and i spawned on top of a skyscraper in louisville

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and die dinsatntly

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and was confused for a while

tall glen
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THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER

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Its 5 am all

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I gotta be at work in 12 hours

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hardly enough time to sleep

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I turn off Pz I hope your happy

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I am off to the land of honk shoo

west laurel
hallow thicket
viral echo
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a lot of clowning around there

prime barn
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@bitter leaf

shy fox
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Hey curious does VOIP work over walkie talkie?

west laurel
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HOLY SHIT

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JASON VOORHEES ZOMBIE

viral echo
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nom nom

rotund sleet
west laurel
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well now i have a machete on day 1 :3

icy vigil
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just like irl

old wagon
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does anyone know why I can send msgs in looking for group?

livid notch
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!lfg

marble shadowBOT
half kettle
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🦯

young kelp
mystic wigeon
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hi

viral echo
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I'm too hot

glass wigeon
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game time

zinc acorn
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That doesn't look like lego batman

half kettle
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they just have their settings on ultra

zinc acorn
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Rtx on

stone meadow
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flatout is peak 2000s

zinc acorn
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I never even raced in flatout

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I just rammed and rammed more and did the highscore jump things

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But that was super fun to me

stone meadow
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Flatout was in every computer club

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flatout 2 specifically

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And yeah, the jet car was a big part of it

zinc acorn
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Wreckfest ain't bad either but like idk doesn't give me the same vibe as flatout did

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Which is prolly because of nostalgia

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Tbh

small rock
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Wreckfest is peak

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Wreckfest 2 is aswell

zinc acorn
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Game is called wreckfest - jump on random server - no ramming

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??????

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That's like playing zomboid without zombies

stone meadow
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Theres a wreckfest 2?

glass wigeon
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flatout 2 was getting udpates still last year mainly just to fix anything that came up

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also has dualsense support

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so i can use my ps5 controller

sacred schooner
stone meadow
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flatout 2 is one of my earliest memories

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thats about 20 years ago now

glass wigeon
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it nice it has dualsense support

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many modern games ignore dualsense and just do xbox support

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althout that is changing lately

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but its very unheard of for old games to allow dualsense support

azure tangle
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It's odd to me that there's games that don't support it, its not difficult binding keys and buttons for a game

glass wigeon
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even fi they dont support dualsense

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and they support xbox

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they can at least have an option to change the button prompt types

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like mosnter hunter rise does that

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you can change what button types are shown

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xbox or playstation

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or switch

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doesnt matter what contorller ur using

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on pc at least

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i assume the switch version of the game may not have such a thing

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mogged

half kettle
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my goat ps4 allows me to plug in a keyboard and mouse instead of controllers

glass wigeon
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imagine thinking doing drug stuff will make u better than an actual athele swimmer

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this is funny

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cant wait to see more get obliterated by the clean folk

half kettle
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well enhancers do help break your limits if you reach your natural peak

glass wigeon
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yeah but i assume most arent that type

half kettle
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but if you just enhance without reaching your limit its like lol

glass wigeon
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yeah

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also the body types i saw of some of the swimmer guys

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they dont look very

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uhhh

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hydrodynamic?

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but the issue i see with this

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is actual competitive atherlets likely wont want to dope

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so then youre left with people who havent gotten to their limits using it to compete in these enahnced games

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instead of seeing the so called human peak

half kettle
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isnt there a natural tournament(s)

glass wigeon
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pretty sure enhanced games is the only competition where theyre allowing doping

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so thats probably a big reason u wont see any of those big competitive mfs using it

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for some science project

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when they got bigger ideas

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like olympics n shit

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what will be good for is the data this can provide the doctors and scientists

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they are using this as scneicne project quite ltierally

stone meadow
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i saw a horse with many eyes

half kettle
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was it a mutant

stone meadow
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DEADLY ANOMALIES, DANGEROUS MUTANTS, ANARCHISTS AND BANDITS. NONE WILL STOP DUTY ON ITS TRIUMPHANT MARCH TOWARDS SAVING THE PLANET!

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Also im a freedomer

glass wigeon
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ntsb: we didnt know you could reconstruct what the pilots were saying from the image

zinc acorn
glass wigeon
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u know delta flight 1141

stone meadow
glass wigeon
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its the reason cvr cant be released

sacred schooner
stone meadow
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i have multiple freedom patches

zinc acorn
sacred schooner
glass wigeon
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kinda silly they say its to protect stuff

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when the original reason cvr arent allowed to b released

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is cause pilots complained after it made them lookl bad after a crash

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and public outcry about how the pilots behaved

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in the cvr

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smh

zinc acorn
stone meadow
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this is sown into my gorka

stone meadow
zinc acorn
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can't really argue with that I guess

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Bandits got banger songs tho

stone meadow
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every other faction is just bad

vital marten
stone meadow
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Duty are hypocrites

zinc acorn
vital marten
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That’s cool

stone meadow
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Freedom owns the arena now

vital marten
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No more arena?

stone meadow
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No just under different management

glass wigeon
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hmm

vital marten
glass wigeon
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tomorrow closed alpha start of

vital marten
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The fights go on

glass wigeon
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adventurequest infinity

stone meadow
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duty got kicked out of rostock

zinc acorn
stone meadow
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english dub

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smh

zinc acorn
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it's the default that is on

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gotta replay in ukrainian

stone meadow
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I wonder how anicdotes even work in the english dub

zinc acorn
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but idk clear sky was pain

stone meadow
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Well the og is russian

zinc acorn
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oh the og is russian that's even better for me then

stone meadow
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stalker 2 is ukranian from the get go

zinc acorn
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thought it was ukrainian since they said they're not gonna dub in russian stalker 2

stone meadow
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Yeah the og trilogy is russian

glass wigeon
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interesting

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new strat

stone meadow
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Ravioli?

glass wigeon
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ngl

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i thought those were suppositories in their packaging at first glance

glass wigeon
fathom igloo
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Almost Paralives release time @plush cobalt @quasi slate 🥹

vital marten
fathom igloo
quasi pawn
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why

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cant i join vc's anymore?

fathom igloo
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Anymore? Did you get banned

vital marten
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New voice monitoring strat

half kettle
prime thornBOT
vital marten
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React with emoji to regain access

fathom igloo
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Voice chat isn’t real

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It was your imagination

quasi pawn
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they record our audio?

half kettle
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no they just keep a buffer for 5 minutes incase some chud screams slurs in chat

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./reportaudio is the logging command

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and it only goes to moderators

quasi pawn
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ehh not worth it

fathom igloo
half kettle
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up to you ottaman cat

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#3

plush cobalt
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Actually hovering over steam rn prepared to buy it

stone meadow
plush cobalt
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It's not out yet you MODERATOR

stone meadow
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oh

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just wishlist it

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then buy it

plush cobalt
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It's out in right now

stone meadow
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Youre confusing me

plush cobalt
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What the heck why isn't it out

stone meadow
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is it out or is it not

fathom igloo
plush cobalt
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It's supposed to be out now

zinc acorn
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whaat's paralives

stone meadow
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Well buy it omar

fathom igloo
stone meadow
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ngl never heard of this game

zinc acorn
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uh oh, same

plush cobalt
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Bought it & installing

stone meadow
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omar shut up

plush cobalt
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It's only super well known for life sims fans reallt

zinc acorn
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pics or didn't happen

plush cobalt
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Like I wouldn't expect most others to know about it

zinc acorn
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well know for life sims fans?!?!

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there are multiple?!?!

stone meadow
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Hes in hipster mode

plush cobalt
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Yeah no big deal I'm just cool

zinc acorn
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i feel so clueless rn

plush cobalt
fathom igloo
plush cobalt
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Anyway see y'all in 1 year I'm about to be playing

stone meadow
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The only sims alternative i know is onzoi?

plush cobalt
stone meadow
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Is that the name

zinc acorn
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is sims life sim?

plush cobalt
stone meadow
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Yeah that

zinc acorn
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damn frogski, you're cool aswell look at that

stone meadow
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Im always cool

zinc acorn
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well you became cool like 2 minutes ago

fathom igloo
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Inzoi had so much potential but was a disappointment to me

stone meadow
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If someone says otherwise theyre BANNED

zinc acorn
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UH OH

zinc acorn
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good thing noone said otherwise

stone meadow
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yeah indeed

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i want to ban cambrie though

zinc acorn
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reasonable

stone meadow
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for shits and gigs

crystal shuttle
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is rosewood less populated than west point?

stone meadow
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Yes

crystal shuttle
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a lot less or just a lil less

fathom igloo
stone meadow
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Its a starter town

crystal shuttle
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fair enough

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time to go there

fathom igloo
stone meadow
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what if banning you is entertainment to me

fathom igloo
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26% downloaded

stone meadow
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anyway gn yall

lilac quarry
fathom igloo
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Is maplestory just a game where you run a maple syrup factory?

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I need caffeine

quasi slate
lilac quarry
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and it pushes microtransactions that would amount to the GDP of a medium sized first world country

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I used to love maplestory as a kid

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returned to it a long time ago and it was insane

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bad

vital marten
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It’s a tired Monday

fathom igloo
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Ew I had enough with super micro transaction games playing Last Shelter: Survival. Never again.

quasi slate
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buying hairstyle boxes hoping you get the hair you want for your character and it keeps giving you a duplicate

fathom igloo
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Here we goooooooooo it’s downloaded

lilac quarry
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are you excited

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is it good

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give us a review

fathom igloo
fathom igloo
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So far it’s working on the steam deck

gritty drift
young kelp
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join graveyard keeper

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come and dig with us

hollow grove
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i need to get out of my abusive relationship with EA and the sims 4

sacred schooner
fathom igloo
fathom igloo
viral echo
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why always biting?

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ahh some dipshit topped toxic waste bag in my pen door and let all the animals out

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why he do that

young kelp
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Its already creating a wave of donkey rights

fathom igloo
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37 minutes in and I’m lost lol I can’t find the community center and spent the entire paralives day collecting mushrooms lmfao

onyx igloo
half kettle
onyx igloo
karmic jetty
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did somebody mentioned paralives

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is it out

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is it REAL

glass wigeon
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yes

prime crag
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how can i clear alot of items from the floor

half kettle
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You will need a trashbin or wheelie bin or a garbage container that has delete all.

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use the wooden locker pickup option to grab the bin, put it near the pile of trash

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then delete items

viral echo
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that's tough

eager jolt
viral echo
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🤔

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why is he punching my horse?

viral echo
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he was my prisoner, I let him go and this is how he repays me

rough thunder
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"rimworld is a story simulator" obviously tynan meant play rimworld like a cozy animal crossing type game

viral echo
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he went outside and just started laying into my horse

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fucking animal abuser

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speaking of idiots

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he punched my door, so i punched his face, you don't want to get into a fist fight with Barug

delicate cliff
strange spruce
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dirt block looking

quasi slate
waxen ingot
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fried eggs, tzatziki, and rice cooked in tomato sauce

viral echo
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GIVE ME

quasi slate
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hmmg

viral echo
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why did you leave space in the bowl?

quasi slate
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looks like your pan had a lot of oil based on how puffed those egg whites look

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but leaky yolk is so good

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😋

viral echo
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why are eggs so good?

waxen ingot
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decided not to

waxen ingot
strange spruce
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rato

uncut epoch
# idle raven

he’s just like beetlejuice. be careful not to say the name 3 times drunk

west laurel
quasi slate
west laurel
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the hyrax is so god damn basic

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look at this mf

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john mammal

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login reward

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some bullshit with fur

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just a random fucking thing

ivory grail
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pathetic

uncut epoch
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the rotund one

neat moat
quasi slate
mystic wigeon
rotund sleet
ivory grail
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it reminds me of something

ivory grail
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about an dying man and something about faking memory about going to space

viral echo
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I'm too hot

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i'm melting

thick zealot
neat moat
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freyltih bully arc

dire pasture
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when do we think the next sale for pz will come? i wanna get it again and try it again since when I bought it i would last maybe 30 mins then die

ivory grail
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probably when b42 becomes stable

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or next holiday sale

mystic hamlet
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As a new player, what is better? B41 or B42?

ivory grail
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b41 is better as an stable version so if you want to play on an world for a long time i recommend that

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b42 how ever is better in almost every way

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but is unstable and not ready for a "long playthrough"

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also mods may break and you have to expect them not always being updated

mystic hamlet
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what is considered long? the longest ive survived so far is roughly 1 day and a half lol

strange spruce
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like a month or two

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atleast

ivory grail
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long would be like 5 in game month

strange spruce
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i think the longest ive played for was like 3 months

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i got boaaarrrddd

ivory grail
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no like an month or two is fine I think since I can make it that long with my busy schedule until an game update breaks it

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same but roughly that about as long I think you can probably play with these updates

mystic hamlet
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then i guess b42 isnt that bad for me then atm, ty for all the info 🙂 Once i get better i kinda want to try out some multiplayer

ivory grail
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coop is 100% an different game

strange spruce
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i still have the screenshots from my oldass pc

ivory grail
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single player feels like the walking dead but you're just that one guy alone while coop is basically you snorting an line and fist fighting an street cat

ivory grail
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let me see if I have a few old one

ivory grail
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most of my images got corrupted

ivory grail
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this was an year ago when b42 just came out

west laurel
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b42 slop kiddie

tall glen
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hey all I am awake

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whats going on

ivory grail
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I think this was the longest I actually made it. I don't have any photos of the inside though

tall glen
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I had a dream I was at the grocery store shopping, but people kept stealing my cart

ivory grail
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my last playthrough was at started at riverside school

heady dawn
strange spruce
ivory grail
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I forgot I made this for that playthrough

heady dawn
ivory grail
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this was when my base was sieged

strange spruce
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was that b41

heady dawn
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I thought zoids cant brake those types of pre exsisting fences

strange spruce
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cause is that a fucking golf bag

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in b41

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i couldnt find these for the life of me back then

ivory grail
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this was me going back to lott some of the things I had in the school

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and no this was b42

strange spruce
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oh damn nvm

ivory grail
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I even picked up trash outside to make the school feel more lived in

strange spruce
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how much hp do these shitty lvl 1 walls even have

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i never built those

ivory grail
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not enough for the hundreds that broke in

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this was my home before I left to fallas lake for the trailer house for the game

calm dome
ivory grail
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I basically cleared out the stuff in the back yard made an chicken coop and the game updated and it broke the save

quasi slate
solemn quartz
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sony just backed out on the exclusive PLAYSTATION - STEAM deal

rotund sleet
solemn quartz
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playstation games will no longer go on steam

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all playstation games are once again exclusive to ps

idle raven
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Brooo I want subnautica 2 so bad but my computer isnt even good enough to run the first one beyond 20fps😢

ivory grail
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damn that sucks

idle raven
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Im gonna cry vro

solemn quartz
heady dawn
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How far can 20 units of gas get you (out of a 42 unit tank)

mystic hamlet
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so no bloodborne..

solemn quartz
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yup

ivory grail
rotund sleet
solemn quartz
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NO playstation games will go on steam anymore

heady dawn
solemn quartz
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so an entire half of the main console games are never going to be on steam

ivory grail
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oh wait the game?

heady dawn
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yeah

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zomboid

ivory grail
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it should be enough to get to another town and back

heady dawn
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ah gotcha

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thx

rotund sleet
ivory grail
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unless the tank is damage then it gonna leak

heady dawn
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its like 80% so its good

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im new to cars

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but i got one working

heady dawn
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in about 75% condition

ivory grail
ivory grail
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it took me 1 irl month that the break is not s

solemn quartz
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now we just need nintendo to swoop in and make a deal with steam instead

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that would be the biggest nintendo W in years

ivory grail
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nintendo would never do that

rotund sleet
heady dawn
mystic hamlet
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agreed on the biggest W, but honestly yeah, nintendo would never

solemn quartz
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still so dumb that sony pulled out after 5+years of the deal

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we never got spiderman1

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or bloodborne

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xbox will dominate the pc market again

ivory grail
#

I feel like I'm hitting things I'm not suppose to see

rotund ridge
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hi all

modest lynx
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hi you 🐱

safe bay
#

uh

safe bay
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i cant join any vc guys

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help

half kettle
#

UOOROAHHH

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!voice

prime thornBOT
modest lynx
rotund sleet
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Idk

modest lynx
#

she judges

final relic
#

guys do yall know any good rp servers

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i cant find any active ones

rotund sleet
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Or google it, i believe there's a website for finding servers

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Or try searching on youtube

arctic shore
rotund sleet
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Someone is eating too much coal

arctic shore
#

Me

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I ate coal as a kid

rotund sleet
heady dawn
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When you drive and see a small group of zoids do you get out and kill them or just keep driving, like will their aggro stop once you are far away enough?

heady dawn
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I just dont wanna be in a situation where the road ahead is blocked and then behind me is 100 zoids.

half kettle
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You can blast them through the car seat.

heady dawn
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I do, but as a last resort

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Because of noise

half kettle
#

You're driving away anyway.

heady dawn
#

true

half kettle
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You can shoot 360 inside cars

heady dawn
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but my question is will they stop aggroing

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once i drive away

half kettle
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If you get far enough yes

heady dawn
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im going from the fire station to the gas station, so its a little ways and i know theres a big ass group of them near the station because one of them broke a car and make the alarm go off so im hoping they are still in a cluster. Even with just melee i have about 600 zoid kills

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im pretty new

heady dawn
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i keep a gun on me incase im absolutely surrounded and melee wont gut it

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*cut

half kettle
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usually they'll trail behind you for a bit then lose you

heady dawn
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i see

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thx

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sucks i dont have the keys for the car

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i have to hotwire ever time i start it

solemn quartz
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i dont know why people dont main firearms

heady dawn
#

bullets arent unlimited and noise

solemn quartz
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i rarely use melee and dont really run out of ammo.

heady dawn
#

also melee is kinda fun

half kettle
#

because it gets rather boring pointing and clicking

vital marten
vital marten
heady dawn
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i feel like if theres 5 zoids and i kill them with a gun and then 15 more show up and then 20 more show up atp i should have just used melee to kill the 5 then sneak off

solemn quartz
half kettle
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Ya!

heady dawn
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i have never used a gun before in the game and i keep one on me with extra ammo incase the melee simply isnt enough

crystal shuttle
#

can you shoot yourself with your gun or is that a mod

heady dawn
#

if im in a situation where im surrounded 100% atp thats my own fault

crystal shuttle
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aww man

half kettle
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Mooooo

solemn quartz
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u can die other ways by ur own accord in game tho

heady dawn
#

you have to die the old fashioned way

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jump off building

solemn quartz
#

i do think they should add the gun option to vanilla by now

crystal shuttle
heady dawn
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or drink bleach

solemn quartz
glass wigeon
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man

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why does healing look so scary

crystal shuttle
#

no bleach

solemn quartz
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its the worst way to die but lock urself in a room

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and wait it out

crystal shuttle
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i walked a shit ton

crystal shuttle
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cus i crashed my car

solemn quartz
#

speed up time lock urself in a room and mark ur location

crystal shuttle
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broke my leg

heady dawn
#

its just a dude pouring bleach into a cup

solemn quartz
crystal shuttle
#

and died in this lame way

solemn quartz
crystal shuttle
#

i would be one

solemn quartz
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unless they sprint then theres alot more involved

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or walking dead comics zombies

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those ones are built different

crystal shuttle
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also

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did i mention

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i died in the middle of nowhere

solemn quartz
#

u wont get ur loot back if u didnt did in a house

crystal shuttle
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between ekron and echo and branden

solemn quartz
#

it will wander away

crystal shuttle
#

in private cottage thing

solemn quartz
#

well u better go back to ur corpse fast

crystal shuttle
#

its stuck in a bed

west laurel
#

youtube ads arent even clickbait anymore theyre just AI generated pornbait

vital marten
#

I dropped a wet cabinet door

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Fuck me

heady dawn
ivory grail
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why is it wet?

heady dawn
#

or what they claim to do

vital marten
solemn quartz
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always a weird bait ad

heady dawn
#

saying the F word? panic
showing actual NSFW or lewd stuff: spiffo

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No matter how much youtube says they care they dont. They will accept any ads because it makes them money.

vital marten
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Not surprising

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Corpo does Corpo things

strange spruce
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dosh

heady dawn
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And they wonder why people use ad blockers when half of them are lewd and the other half are actual malaware links or scams. On top of youtube tv having minute long unskippable ads they are completely stupid.

vital marten
#

Hey hey

heady dawn
#

Its like someone shooting you in the foot and asking why you are calling 911

vital marten
#

Have you thought about Kalshi

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That guy made $300 trading on the weather

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Look at him dancing in the street

lilac quarry
#

have you thought about putting your life savings down on green

vital marten
#

Don’t you want to be that guy

lilac quarry
#

you won 20 million in the lottery? 20m on green

half kettle
#

whos green

strange spruce
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nay 20m in my fucking pocket pretty plz

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or bag actually

heady dawn
strange spruce
#

i cant fit 20m in my pocket

lilac quarry
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but in roulette I believe, there's a green one too

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it's like 35:1 I think

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but has the highest payout obviously

strange spruce
lilac quarry
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but gambling is really stupid, never worth

ivory grail
heady dawn
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people who gamble ded

vital marten
#

House always wins

lilac quarry
#

I've never gambled, all my friends who do or have, have lost lol

strange spruce
#

but 1 bagazillion dollars?

vital marten
strange spruce
#

decisions,,,

vital marten
#

You need 2 areas because dust and stuff

heady dawn
#

When you gamble you never win. And if you do its just typically back the money you spent. And if you win big thats good but the chances are so fucking low.

strange spruce
#

never gamba end of story tbh

heady dawn
#

True yeah

lilac quarry
#

I think all gamblers are in the negative over their "career" of professionally losing money

strange spruce
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what a career

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go into crippling debt

heady dawn
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I never gambled, i mean I have a few times ive opened tf2 crates but that was a long ass time ago and when I was a kid, so beyond that no.

vital marten
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Wet paint in the air dries and turns to dust, falls back on the wet doors and makes them like sandpaper if you keep them in there

strange spruce
heady dawn
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If people could make good money off gambling, Casinos would shut down. And when people have in the past kept winning because of their luck, Casinos have a maximum and force you out.

strange spruce
#

i bought like few hats off some trading sites

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and just called it a day

heady dawn
#

good

vital marten
#

Tripped and sent the damn thing flying, oh well

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Happens sometimes

heady dawn
#

If it was up to me i would make gambling illegal

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live in america btw

strange spruce
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i am pretty sure i only spent money on my demo loadout and it is like pocket change worth of money

heady dawn
#

right

strange spruce
#

i just made him look lke MF DOOM i think i forgot

vital marten
heady dawn
#

good

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i mean everywhere

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no gambling

vital marten
#

We don’t talk about the gas stations that allow it on the DL though

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Because granny gotta gamble still

heady dawn
#

turn casinos into gambling rehab centers

vital marten
#

Choctaw wouldn’t like that

strange spruce
#

lou i didnt know sheks would get their fucking horns cut off when forced into slavery

strange spruce
#

theyre so sad to look at

heady dawn
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i get it, people are like "why not ban drinking and smoking as well" because your not waisitng your money, sure, you are buying things that arent good for you (i drink and smoke) but with gambling you are litreally spending money to get fucking nothing. You are throwing money away.

vital marten
#

Prohibition didn’t work

heady dawn
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that too yeah

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everything in moderation is fine, but gambling? nope. if the moderation is 20$ a month, you might as well just take the 20 and throw it outside

vital marten
#

Bah

pseudo ruin
#

Did someone say gambling

vital marten
#

Ima roll for another skin

heady dawn
#

atleast virutal gambling gives you shit sometimes, like tf2 or csgo, i dont think you cant get nothing as a win

pseudo ruin
#

CSGO

strange spruce
#

i remember a time me and a friend joined a spess server and just went to start doing slots right away for the fuck of it

heady dawn
#

virtual gambling with tf2 or csgo you are atleast getting something, irl gambling you are running a high risk of getting fuck all back.

pseudo ruin
#

They might as well slap u in the face

heady dawn
#

lets say you gamble irl and you atleast, no matter what it lands on you get back 1$ that would still be preferable over getting nothing back

vital marten
pseudo ruin
#

imagine if they gave u 3 cents at the casino as consolation prize

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OMGGGGG

half kettle
#

YAY

vital marten
#

I think ima hold on to these for a while, I like them

heady dawn
#

HAHHAHAHAHAH

pseudo ruin
#

They’re so nice

half kettle
#

casinos seem very slimy

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and greasy

heady dawn
#

"here ya go champ"

half kettle
#

places to be

heady dawn
#

they are i was in one for my girlfriends 21st birthday with her friends and family

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i didnt gamble

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i just drank a fancy drink

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and smoked a cig

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while i watched them lose money

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not long after i stopped dating her lol

pseudo ruin
#

Gambling irl is scary cuz gamblers are scary

strange spruce
#

going to a casino for a birthday

heady dawn
#

wasnt my choice

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no windows or clocks btw

pseudo ruin
#

My machine was making so much noise cuz I was winning and some grown man was giving me death stare

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and got on after I got up

strange spruce
#

i mean yeah i know but i just find that choice of celebration very funny

pseudo ruin
#

Like are u ok

strange spruce
#

lose all your fucking money gambling on your birthday

heady dawn
#

yeah fr

heady dawn
#

she also wasnt a good communicator so thats the main reason lol

strange spruce
#

amazing way to celebrate

heady dawn
#

i didnt say nothing, inside was actually pretty cool, lots of lights and people dancing but like

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yeah not for me

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i live out in the country in a cabin so it was alot

strange spruce
#

dont like crowded places

heady dawn
#

in the middle of bumfuck nowhere

heady dawn
pseudo ruin
heady dawn
#

small town of 2000 people (rosewood reference)

pseudo ruin
strange spruce
#

sounds great tbh

half kettle
#

rosewood has 5.7 billion people

heady dawn
heady dawn
#

they just keep coming out of the woods

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like HOW MANY FUCKING PEOPLE WERE TAKING NATURE WALKS THAT DAY IN ROSEWOOD???

pseudo ruin
#

now is a great time to buy since crash happening currently

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I paid 1.1k for the gloves 750 for the m4 430 for the ak and 220 for the awp

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My top losses

half kettle
pseudo ruin
#

130-140 for that wear

half kettle
heady dawn
#

i cant WAIT

strange spruce
#

lv is fuarked

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hate that fucking place

half kettle
#

my FPS agrees with you

heady dawn
#

when will gambling be added to zomboid

half kettle
#

its called mainteneence skill

heady dawn
#

95% chance to get eaten alive, 5% to get katana

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whos rolling?

pseudo ruin
#

they already added butterfly knife

heady dawn
#

all on black

pseudo ruin
#

Opening a cabinet and finding a butterfly knife..

strange spruce
half kettle
#

does not grant bhopping

pseudo ruin
heady dawn
#

i know alot of weapons with the highest damage are short, but honest to god i perfer long blunt over anything else

strange spruce
#

everytime i see him

heady dawn
#

like baseball bat with nails

#

my beloved

strange spruce
#

i just cant unhear the dick pattern huntsman clip

#

bro was so excited

heady dawn
#

it seems to one shot alot of zoids for me

pseudo ruin
#

DICK PATTAN HUNTSMAN

half kettle
#

close enough

pseudo ruin
#

thank u I love u

strange spruce
#

holy fuark

half kettle
#

I can only reciprocate on the friend level

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but thank you

pseudo ruin
#

LMAO?

vital marten
#

😭

pseudo ruin
#

how biblically greedy is it to lowkey want another pair of the same gloves

west laurel
#

all i ever see are gun expansion mods

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but never melee expansion mods

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:((((

pseudo ruin
#

Aren’t there a billion of those

strange spruce
#

yeah theres like

west laurel
#

i never see them

strange spruce
#

i forgor the mod hold on

west laurel
#

maybe cuz i never look them up

strange spruce
#

lemme search

pseudo ruin
#

LOL

west laurel
#

or maybe cuz i usually use guns'

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but if i dont look them up