general_chat

[hot grove]

Bread is not keto

And this

I cannot eat

[pseudo ruin]

Keto bread is kinda good

[hot grove]

Chewy

I’d rather lettuce

[pseudo ruin]

I forgot what brand it was but I had some and they were actually really good

Not THAT chewy

Hardly

[vital marten]

Yeah it’s that bad

[pseudo ruin]

It’s so dense tho LOL

[tender igloo]

just popcorn it lmao

[hot grove]

Sopping wet rodent repost

[uncut epoch]

https://klipy.com/gifs/rat-shower-4--k01KS8J5DHFW3CRB0C84HTZESHR

[vital marten]

Popcorn?

[neat moat]

freyltih when was the last time you showered

🫵

[tender igloo]

yeah you know like popcorn ceiling, just bring that back and cover the frame in it , there fixed

[vital marten]

We’re just gonna carry on, this is an issue with the cabinet guys

[neat moat]

chopped, unc, cooked

[half kettle]

i wonder if the popcorn ceiling tasted any good

[neat moat]

mogged

[pseudo ruin]

ALSO I was gonna try to trade my m9 for a karam

[vital marten]

It’s dry

[tender igloo]

no it just tasted like drywall

[neat moat]

does not

[uncut epoch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1072128637421240372/1458731195805339672/53B8A8EBCAE41B7769B7C7A60E8AE768.gif?width=360&height=360

[vital marten]

lil more squishy

[half kettle]

[pseudo ruin]

fake sapphire is 1.4k now…

[vital marten]

Melts in ur mouth

[pseudo ruin]

So cheap

[zinc acorn]

wtf

[tender igloo]

top it off with forbidden wall cotton candy

[uncut epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-feline-meme-funny-gif-8764472215214951735

[neat moat]

dodging the question only makes you more suspicious

[neat moat]

ew

[zinc acorn]

snek

[candid patio]

My friends want to go camping in the fuck ass desert this weekend

[zinc acorn]

kittysnek

[neat moat]

its the yoda

[zinc acorn]

https://giphy.com/gifs/cat-cats-meowstars-0RjN3vP55iEl285idq

[vital marten]

Go camping you lame bozo

[pseudo ruin]

It’s too hot

[tender igloo]

youre lucky you have friends locally

[candid patio]

You're right I should go and enjoy it... Especially because the hosts are leaving the fucking continent soon

I'm going to miss them. They introduced us to another couple in the group and I really like them

[uncut epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-funny-ocean-sunset-happy-gif-314208599107759936

[hot grove]

Get real

[vital marten]

All the reason to go enjoy it

[hot grove]

(I crustified the screenshot too)

[vital marten]

Idk anything about CS knifes or skins but since I’ve been playing again I’ve gotten a knife skin

Gonna trade it back every so often and upgrade then when I get bored of CS get rid of it and get a bunch of games

[hot grove]

Show it or the word explodes

[pseudo ruin]

That’s how I started too

I think that’s what everyone does

I’ve had a lot of knives since then

[vital marten]

I got these

They looked the best to me for the cost

And I liked the animation

[hot grove]

W stim knife

[pseudo ruin]

LOL

[hot grove]

Hold r and spam f

[pseudo ruin]

literally

[hot grove]

Spiiiiiin

[pseudo ruin]

Daggers are sick

[vital marten]

I’ll try this

I’ve been pressing H then R then H

[hot grove]

Ignore the ear blasting music but the spin

The spin stim is goated

[pseudo ruin]

that shot was nasty

[vital marten]

I like the look of the Doppler skin

Shiny

Think I’ll go to that when upgrading

[pseudo ruin]

It’s not nice a little cuz I have one but it is nice Dopplers are more affordable now

dropping in price

[hot grove]

They call me the scoutmaster the way the back half of this joke involves children and thus I cannot finish it

[pseudo ruin]

STOP LOL

[hot grove]

Using a scout is the only way dust becomes tolerable

[zinc acorn]

butt plugs

[pseudo ruin]

Dawg for some reason I can’t deagle scout or awp anymore

I haven’t gotten a deag hs in days

Idk what happened

All I can do is rifle and tec 9

Man I fucking love the tec 9

Why would anyone ever buy a Mac 10 when u got a way cheaper and better alternative

[pseudo ruin]

Bruh this genuinely makes me sad lol

I didn’t even think abt eu players

they got FUCKED

holy

[glass wigeon]

smh who care about eu

[pseudo ruin]

I should lowkey sell all my shit rn this isn’t good 😭😭😭

BRO LMFAOOO OHNEPIXEL IS SO MAD HE SAID “thanks for the 5 it’s going towards the New York lawsuit” HES PRO LAWSUIT NOW

I’m dead af

[hot grove]

But arrow is happy and he’s American

[pseudo ruin]

he’s happy cuz he has everything

he probably got like 10000000 souv skins

[hot grove]

Not a car tho 😭

[pseudo ruin]

bro I genuinely feel so bad for ohne lol

he loved his souv dlore

Why would they even add that

[hot grove]

No ac

Should have been with only current sv collections tbh

And retain old value

[glass wigeon]

i dont dcaare about pixel

pixels

[pseudo ruin]

souv howl when

I saw one yesterday I think

[glass wigeon]

i maybe feel bad if they werent rich

[pseudo ruin]

oh brother

[hot grove]

I’m upset that I didn’t get the “expensive donk holo” for $20 last night

[pseudo ruin]

money won’t unupdate the game

[hot grove]

Now it’s $1,200

[pseudo ruin]

bruh

[glass wigeon]

skins are stupid anyways

[pseudo ruin]

Why were they set price for 5 seconds

[hot grove]

I just wanted a cool sticker :c

[pseudo ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/stranger-things-5-bro-think-he-part-of-the-team-will-byers-coming-out-byler-gif-3539453383765585523

the worst part is nothing will change this

[glass wigeon]

get a sticker irl

[pseudo ruin]

every major after will be this way

[regal quest]

+1on that :d

[pseudo ruin]

god forbid people have a hobby

[hot grove]

It will not be $1,200

[pseudo ruin]

you think bird watching is dumb too or smthn

[glass wigeon]

ask supreme to make one or something

[hot grove]

I like bird

[pseudo ruin]

Bird watching is fun

They’re awesome creatures

[glass wigeon]

they r dinosaurs

[vital marten]

@pseudo ruin btw why ppl playing cs always argue

Am I playing wrong by not arguing

[pseudo ruin]

they probably already on a loss streak and losing their minds

that’s why I start bitching round 2

Will be off a loss streak

rage queueing

I literally abandoned a game cuz I had like 8 losses in a row and my team sucked and the guy was comment on my profile the next day too

[glass wigeon]

prefire

[pseudo ruin]

“can’t be a team player” buddy barely had more kills than I had when I had left 11 rounds prior

[hot grove]

If they are Russian that’s why

[pseudo ruin]

that too

[hot grove]

If they are American it’s ego

If they are Western European it’s a refusal to learn

[pseudo ruin]

Nothing is worse than a wannabe ill

IGL

[hot grove]

I just say plays and thank people who teach me new ones

https://tenor.com/view/waffascraffa-hamster-meme-happy-hamster-joyous-chiikawa-happy-gif-16374986407687065427

[pseudo ruin]

nah bro I had someone ALIVE telling me how to play cat

[hot grove]

Slur

[pseudo ruin]

I said some things and he got mad af

LOL

[glass wigeon]

play cat

i can do that

meow

[candid patio]

This shit right here real af

[vital marten]

Lmfao

[glass wigeon]

jerma

oh the misery

every single person is my enemy

[thin wedge]

oh the missouri

[vital marten]

Had some Hispanics arguing in my last game

Was fun

[glass wigeon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wv2eUF_2Gus

[vital marten]

Good energy in their argument, less seething rage and more arguing with laughs

[glass wigeon]

jerma the goat

[pseudo ruin]

solo queueing is fun when u get into cool people’s 4 stacks

Had a really fun dust game we lost but they wanted to play something else with me after😭

[glass wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-burger-happy-dance-jerma985-burger-king-gif-11529806696165332254

[pseudo ruin]

“Let’s get on peak instead” lmao

[thin wedge]

stack em like donuts

[pseudo ruin]

he said I can stack donuts on it

steamhappy

[vital marten]

I run into this person everyday with ign Chloe who makes ppl mad by shit talking while switching teams

[glass wigeon]

i only liek fun games

and competitive games arent fun to me

[vital marten]

Also a little worse than me lol

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/donuts-etn-electroneum-stacking-gif-20230576

[glass wigeon]

what a bother

i have to do my injection

[uncut epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/helicopter-cat-wunkus-silly-cat-gif-15459501743584172385

[vital marten]

I think it must be because CS uses local servers and so easy to see same people everyday?

But funny, will be like “Rekt” then switch teams

[vital marten]

The beast is at your door

[pseudo ruin]

Idk how casual is for u but cali casual servers are really chill

Everyone is so close for no reason 😭

Hostage casual server people literally met up to hang out

[vital marten]

I guess everyone on Dallas server wanna throw hands

It feels like cod bo2 lobbies on the 360

[pseudo ruin]

U have prime right

[vital marten]

Yes

[pseudo ruin]

oh cuz that sounds like non prime lobbies😭 I have no clue then

That’s so weird

[vital marten]

Gotta rage on CS first

That’s what makes us Texan so hospitable

[pseudo ruin]

Russian adjacent

[thin wedge]

wtf how is this real

https://tenor.com/view/cat-drinking-water-snail-ai-generated-ai-gif-6921970313451049591

[uncut epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-worm-cat-worm-catworm-ai-generated-gif-11758626355945811640

grunk is this ai?

[vital marten]

We have the technology

Make it happen

[tender igloo]

wheres the tiny cat fish

https://tenor.com/view/cat-ai-fish-fishcat-slammid-gif-15309049218913882422

there lol

[uncut epoch]

[candid patio]

What does this mean?

[foggy aspen]

time to poop

[vital marten]

Time to open up the spray shop

Cabinet doors coming through

[foggy aspen]

send pics

[solemn quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/impossible-this-isn't-the-car-jjba-car-meme-we're-leaving-this-town-now-everyone-get-in-the-car-jjba-english-dub-gif-3307861192517773106

[polar kernel]

[vital marten]

I’ll have to snap a pic of the next Batch in a different color, we are doing a couple colors today

I hear that the rooms will be going all different colors so that’ll be interesting

[uncut epoch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1379982823770820698/1464173545071448144/tmpImage_6F6D26B6-4BF7-473C-89FE-195F318B06F4.gif

[vital marten]

Actually I climbed into the closet to take a photo, will take another photo when we finish the other ladder full

Gouges are hard to see right now, here’s hoping they don’t become too prominent when drying, I’d hate that for the customer

Cheap doors but we like to make things look the best we can

[foggy aspen]

ill lay down on this ladder

you can get me right

[vital marten]

One side today and the other tomorrow

[rotund sleet]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-meme-gif-549301440228520168

[hot grove]

Why is Maxwell moving

[rotund sleet]

uhm..

[hot grove]

They can’t do that

[rotund sleet]

thats uni

[hot grove]

https://tenor.com/view/incoming-maxwell-heads-up-chucklenuts-maxwell-toss-maxwell-the-cat-toss-maxwell-cat-gif-7503751310811628718

[rotund sleet]

https://tenor.com/view/uni-cat-unicouniuni3-fnaf-gif-13976006820668028361

[hot grove]

https://tenor.com/view/larry-larry-cat-chat-larry-meme-chat-meme-cat-gif-10061556685042597078

Dexter

[rotund sleet]

larry

[hot grove]

Uhm..

That’s Dexter

[barren harness]

Do you guys know a good EU-based PvE server?

[vital marten]

Mistake on the right side of that big space there, missed the nail holes there

Touch ups

Overall looks good though

I don’t like the color

[uncut epoch]

[silver hare]

can i join somebody to play

[quasi slate]

https://youtu.be/NNsj6UNOQ9U

[half kettle]

his eye was never septictanks

[quasi slate]

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3729408022

[uncut epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-ai-fish-fishcat-slammid-gif-15309049218913882422

[vital marten]

@toxic hawk why do my allergies not bother me when sleeping but when I wake up then they attack with burning and swelling in my face

Sleeping no bother but then I wake up and bam, instant allergy issues

[icy vigil]

clearly you're allergic to waking up

i suggest stopping that altogether

[vital marten]

I know it’s no bother when I’m sleeping because when I wake up no itchiness or burning

But moments later bam

[real ibex]

Algun latinoamerican que le pinte jugar en un server vanilla zombicidio?
Maximo 20 jugadores

[icy vigil]

[quasi slate]

Hola el zomboid

[idle raven]

Maximum 20 players you say?

Yeah well no can do buddy

If I can’t play with my hundreds of friends I won’t play at all

*thousands

[real ibex]

Dude, you’re right. Time to host a 1000-player server on a low-end PC.

[idle raven]

Yeah

[strong loom]

Can someone send me the updated PZ for free?

[neat moat]

mods

obliterate their appendix

[hollow grove]

what do i receive in return

[neat moat]

no more yuri server?

[hollow grove]

no because i kept getting sexually harassed in that server

[neat moat]

what the fuck!!!

you good?

[hollow grove]

yes, stupid internet people are stupid, newsflash

[neat moat]

oh my lord

[onyx igloo]

new device fellas and I'm typing very awkwardly on its digital keyboard

[hollow grove]

what is this new contraption you speak of

[onyx igloo]

the rog

it is rog

[hollow grove]

rog

[neat moat]

rog?

[onyx igloo]

rog ally

[hollow grove]

republic of gamerstan

[onyx igloo]

i got steam

gAming

[neat moat]

steam?

[onyx igloo]

wHy did it do that

what

[hollow grove]

kinda like a switch

but like

goober

[onyx igloo]

better

sstronger

shit it is weird to type

[vital marten]

Rog uses windows no?

[onyx igloo]

yes

[vital marten]

Bleh

[neat moat]

I got a switch right here

[onyx igloo]

i don't want to hear jokes it works

[neat moat]

🔫

[vital marten]

It works but but

No trackpad

[onyx igloo]

thats a squirt gun

trackpad?

[vital marten]

Yeah

[strong loom]

I have nothing to offer

[onyx igloo]

lIke on laptops?

[vital marten]

Steam deck got trackpad under each joystick, good for lots of things such as radial keybinds (1-9) or mouse-like aiming

Better precision than a joystick imo

[hollow grove]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-shoo-away-gif-13653609800890535042

[vital marten]

Yeah! But its way easier to use and doesn’t break the game lol

Laptop trackpad never want to shoot and look at the same time

[onyx igloo]

my dad mainly got the rog due to unavailability of the deck

[vital marten]

I can do that with steam trackpad

[vital marten]

Not selling on any resale app that operates in your area(?)

[onyx igloo]

i don't typically play a ton of FPS games

[vital marten]

Just one of the uses

[onyx igloo]

2000$ lol

[hollow grove]

was gonna say

theres probably a few for resale

[vital marten]

Jesus why so high

[hollow grove]

just none at a reasonable price

[onyx igloo]

i got the rog for 500

[hollow grove]

scalping

mainly

same thing that priced kids out of pokemon and hot wheels

[neat moat]

I love collecting scalps

[vital marten]

Just a few months ago or so I saw some for a few hundred, even less when there was still lots of LCD models being resold

[onyx igloo]

yeah well.. I blame AI

[vital marten]

Yeah one near me in Dallas for $220

But it is LCD and 512gb model

Oh comes with steam dock

Nice

Some for $100 but they’re like 100 miles away, no shipping 😆

[strong loom]

our bro

[stone gorge]

just drive smh

[vital marten]

It’s a good thing I already got one

I don’t drive

Need to replace the joysticks though, my sisters ripped all the damn rubber off

[stone gorge]

100 miles aint even that much

[vital marten]

You don’t mind driving at all do you

A little traffic has never phased Hurley

[stone gorge]

yeah i drive like 240 to go to my nearest walmart each way, 100 miles is nothing

¯_(ツ)_/¯

speed limits are for nerds

[vital marten]

You’ll fit in fine in Texas that’s for sure

The speed limit is only a recommendation, really you’re supposed to go 20 miles an hour over that number

75? More like 100

[stone gorge]

texas gets 1 cm of snow and goes into a state of emergency

ill pass

[vital marten]

Can get a lifted truck and no one would bat an eye though

[stone gorge]

id rather live in my frozen hell than texas tbh

[vital marten]

Fair enough

Winter is better than summer imo so frozen hell sounds nice

[stone gorge]

its still only like 6 c here

[vital marten]

Mmm cold

I start shivering at 15

[stone gorge]

im wondering if i should ball out and just import a jdm car into this frozen hellhole

getting a toyota chaser sounds fun

[onyx igloo]

I had to uninstall a 2nd firefox

It kept coming back like william afton

[lilac quarry]

so alabama it is

you move next week

[stone gorge]

still better than ontario

[lilac quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/man-pushing-woman-get-in-line-gif-2821279548786588975

move over lil bro

[stone gorge]

what do you guys even have besides car jacking and smog

[lilac quarry]

ontario will cease to exist once fifa happens

black hole is about to swallow up the province

[stone gorge]

thank god, finally some good news

[lilac quarry]

without ontario canada just gets launched into space

ontario's back hurts all the time from carrying the team constantly

[lilac quarry]

bad transit, unaffordable housing, homeless overload, bad roads, too expensive to live in general, weather nightmare

it's paradise

I love living in the dark souls 2 of the country

[stone gorge]

"weather nightmare"

[lilac quarry]

lil bro you have no idea

[stone gorge]

yeah you get lake effect snow

also i highly doubt the roads are worse than mine but the rest is true

[ivory grail]

My lights are flickering

[lilac quarry]

probably just bad in a different way

[ivory grail]

This storm isn't even that bad

[lilac quarry]

the suspension breakers are everywhere

[stone gorge]

theres holes here a foot deep that cover half the lane

one road is so bad that theres one path left driveable

ill get pictures of it if you dont believe me lmao

difference here is we dont have the tax money power to fix all the roads so we ration out repairs

since i live in a shitty area, theres very little money given for pavement, if any

[lilac quarry]

you pay for nitro, just fund it yourself

[stone gorge]

as a result the roads are genuinely terrible, you cannot drive sports cars here, sedans half the time are a strecth

since when did i buy nitro

[lilac quarry]

oh nvm thought your name was like a custom font/colour for some reason

i'm tired

[stone gorge]

old man

[lilac quarry]

14 hour day no lunch break

[stone gorge]

rip

you need to get on as a paramedic at remote camps kek

[foggy aspen]

why

[lilac quarry]

lot of people called 911 today, have no choice but to keep going to calls

[harsh vault]

im scared for my city, since you know, i have classes and shit, i hope travelling isnt bad

[foggy aspen]

ohh

exciting

[lilac quarry]

saw on the news recently that a 15 minute travel on the go train in toronto is going to cost $150 during fifa, which is insane and makes zero sense

so glad I don't live anywhere near the city anymore

[harsh vault]

i live in the heart of it :c

[lilac quarry]

yeah it's fun, just busy

[harsh vault]

im so fucked

[stone gorge]

isnt that just normal cost now with inflation anyways

[harsh vault]

no

[stone gorge]

owning a truck rn is brutal

[lilac quarry]

owning a hybrid really paying off big time

[stone gorge]

burning like 80 a week

[lilac quarry]

40 a month for me lol

https://klipy.com/gifs/mario-locked-in--k01KQ1BCA8X0HN1ZG26BJ74C2M8

[stone gorge]

needed a truck for driving in 12 inches of snow

[uncut epoch]

[harsh vault]

hai

[uncut epoch]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cat-silly-hello--k01KQ1H1V1WPPWATVNGKATBT5RD

[ivory grail]

@bronze moat thanks for the tip about the big mushroom I found him after a long search

[vital marten]

big ups

[tender igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/sphynx-3otakou-inside-playing-box-gif-7450908813737341586

[lilac quarry]

really

you made a gif out of it

[harsh vault]

is that ur cat

[lilac quarry]

community cat

[harsh vault]

why does it look angry

[uncut epoch]

angy shopping bag

[tender igloo]

hell yeah haha

[vital marten]

lmfao

[karmic jetty]

[icy vigil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1386119240322515006.webp?size=16&animated=true

[karmic jetty]

[ivory grail]

alright my next goal in sub 1 is upgrading my prawn suit to be able to go deep, and aswells as the cyclop

I should probably build an checkpoint in the lost river

that might be smart

[karmic jetty]

https://cdn.7tv.app/emote/01KM17GJG8VPE7XYC2XSD5JWWY/4x.avif

this u

[ivory grail]

that me

but the caring hand is an reaper bitting me

[west laurel]

i got killed in pz

i almost vomited from the disgusting sounds of my corpse being eaten

[solemn quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/first-time-meme-first-time-the-ballad-of-buster-scruggs-gif-24656975

[west laurel]

nope

only my trillionth

fuckin walkers 😔

[solemn quartz]

I havent died in along time on pz im at around a thousand hours

you really do learn the game and eventually become unkillable

its all experience not even skill level based

[neon bramble]

just don't get hit lmao is an enduring meme for a reason

[solemn quartz]

To be fair its why spears are meta distance is key

Its also why morgan was a badass

https://tenor.com/view/walking-dead-twd-morgan-jones-morgan-gif-11377274053846367043

[neon bramble]

more cause you can easily disengage at will against fast shamblers most of the time

guns only really become necessary when you're running sprinters

the m9 is pretty goated in that regard

[solemn quartz]

i prefer revolvers because you can load 1 bullet and shoot then load another and shoot

the reload speed is fast and you can cancel it anytime

stops you from being death grabbed during loading a magazine

[neon bramble]

2 mags with an m9 will resolve most oh shit moments w sprinters

[solemn quartz]

revolvers are best for sprinters

[neon bramble]

if you needed more you were probably dead anyway

[solemn quartz]

an m9 is good for casual play and the best option

but revolvers become meta with sprinters

because quick drawing is important

[neon bramble]

I value the rate of fire more

[karmic jetty]

i just use the m1911 bcs its cool

[solemn quartz]

i usually keep a revolver and an m1911 on me

[neon bramble]

its not hard to spam out their heads

[solemn quartz]

i think the baseball bat is the best melee for sprinters

because of the staggering it has

spears are good until you get stuck or it breaks

metal baseball bat or wooden carved is so good

[neon bramble]

if I feel the need to draw usually its because I need to spam out the entire magazine

[solemn quartz]

you must get in pretty risky situations

[neon bramble]

well yeah I wouldn't pull it out otherwise

[solemn quartz]

yeah having good pull out game is important

[ivory grail]

what

[solemn quartz]

when its time to shoot its time to shoot

do you go inside alot?

[neon bramble]

a quickdraw trait would be neato

with sprinters?

fuck that

[polar kernel]

cartoonish ahh dinner

[neon bramble]

unless I have an easy way out

[solemn quartz]

i think my favorite way to loot safely

[ivory grail]

looks so much better than my dinner

[solemn quartz]

is to find a nearby siren vehicle and drive it a little over a ways away

then set it off

to draw all attention out of where you want to loot

[polar kernel]

im still bulking so i gotta eat insanely large meals

[neon bramble]

10,000 daily calories

[polar kernel]

thats a 17 oz steak lmao

[solemn quartz]

50 oz steak next

become the meat master

[ivory grail]

god I haven't had a steak for so long'

[polar kernel]

regular show challenge

[solemn quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/let-that-sink-in-gif-15103765192816902490

50 OZ STEAK

[celest rune]

maybe I was wrong about you. Maybe you are a pretty cool guy

[neon bramble]

I have been padding out my rice with beans with any meat I can get my hands on

[solemn quartz]

he's actually half alien

the other half is cat

[celest rune]

whats the other half

👽

[solemn quartz]

my ass hurts after doing squats yesterday

how do i unhurt it

anyone have any good remedys for muscle strain

real life muscle strain…

[uncut epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-drinking-water-snail-ai-generated-ai-gif-6921970313451049591

[white obsidian]

meail

[thick tapir]

Hi all. I know its pretty late but im trying to play b 42 for the first time and we just cant get it running with mods... the mods all show green in the manager so i dont see the issue 🙁 can anyone help ? loosing my shit

[karmic jetty]

is this real

[neon bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/cabbage-dog-doge-funny-angry-gif-5183625

[uncut epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/helicopter-cat-wunkus-silly-cat-gif-15459501743584172385

[sacred schooner]

better ask grok

[karmic jetty]

disregard

[sacred schooner]

sure! I'll reset my prompts, let me know when you'll need my help saying french shenanigans

[karmic jetty]

translate 79 into french

[sacred schooner]

soixante dix neuf

[karmic jetty]

hilarious

[bronze moat]

You found him! yay!

There are four in total

[foggy aspen]

pic perm

..

[harsh vault]

no

[foggy aspen]

please ...

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/svrainy-pic-perms-image-perms-ratio-discord-gif-15900347468393102235

[uncut epoch]

https://klipy.com/gifs/epix-image-perms

[ivory grail]

4 in that area? Or 4 in total of the whole game

I got one from an time capsule so I can get 5

[vital marten]

@harsh vault did my tarkov glitch

I have some bear clothes as USEC

[harsh vault]

thats just new unheard perks

you can cross dress

[vital marten]

Oh nice

[harsh vault]

ya

[vital marten]

[harsh vault]

also if ur unheard, you get 20% exp bonus in raids, for you and everyone in your group

[vital marten]

I noticed that bit

Neat but overkill no?

[harsh vault]

no

[vital marten]

And does it stack I wonder

[harsh vault]

no

[vital marten]

That’s good

[harsh vault]

while i wait for my new pc

i been playing cor3

[vital marten]

+100% on a 5 man would be crazy

[west laurel]

tired of slow burn presets in pz

gonna do a left 4 dead run

love yall

[vital marten]

Dead air

[harsh vault]

i like that tarkov added the image previews for clothing again

[west laurel]

left 4 dead would be unnaturally difficult

but the thing is

[vital marten]

I agree

[west laurel]

you always play as an immune carrier

[vital marten]

Easier to see than names

[west laurel]

so theres no infection

meaning a bite is a minor inconvenience

rip and tear until it is done

[livid notch]

Realism otherwise no balls

[harsh vault]

it used to be like that for gear back in late 2024- early 2025, you couldnt see guns, gear, just the names

when you want to quick add

[vital marten]

Why can’t I find realism lobby

[foggy aspen]

lou

[vital marten]

Let me clarify on LFD2

[foggy aspen]

u dint paint me white

[west laurel]

i think realism would be the natural mode for pz

[vital marten]

Did you get on the ladder?

[foggy aspen]

dude i dont know

today was a long day

[vital marten]

Today was Friday

Now get ready because it’s happening again soon

[foggy aspen]

fuck

[harsh vault]

@vital marten heres a random thing my recording clipped for some reason, may aswell dump these

[livid notch]

Because not many people like fighting zombie sponges in l4d ig

[foggy aspen]

i found some time to go to the thrift store for 15 minutes

[livid notch]

8 smg shots for a common is a reasonable crashout

[foggy aspen]

i bought two pairs of pants and a jumpsuit

[foggy aspen]

i wanna play with u

[harsh vault]

me?

[foggy aspen]

yes. ..yes...

[harsh vault]

nu i not a good partner in gaming

ask lou

i suck

[vital marten]

What is it

[foggy aspen]

i suck worse at this game i bet

[harsh vault]

im currently fighting as vietcong

[vital marten]

Ask me???? LOL 😭

[foggy aspen]

i only play vietcong

[vital marten]

No the game floof

[harsh vault]

rising storm 2

[young kelp]

[harsh vault]

ya, i suck at being a partner in games right?

[foggy aspen]

is anyone interested in military surplus here

[harsh vault]

tell them

[elder sedge]

I die to 6 zombies with mods and an axe ❤️

[vital marten]

Huh? No you’re a good partner

I never die on your crew

[harsh vault]

nuh uh

[foggy aspen]

y0ou two should kissy kiss

[harsh vault]

im like

[elder sedge]

when are you gonna kiss

[harsh vault]

who

[livid notch]

Erm akshully l4d2 has different game mechanics than project zomboid so it cannot be compared together only because it's a zombie game 🤓 ☝️

[foggy aspen]

lou and floofie sitting in a tree K i ss i n g

[harsh vault]

i dont even think lou sees me like that

[foggy aspen]

i ship flou

loufie

[vital marten]

I’m not a fan of this

[harsh vault]

ya

[foggy aspen]

sorry

[harsh vault]

plus im taken

[foggy aspen]

soryr

[west laurel]

Shut the Fuck Up

You Dont Tell Me What To Do

Bud

😡

[foggy aspen]

LFG

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/postal-dude-postal-sad-postal-sad-postal-dude-sad-gif-1870475713573671126

[west laurel]

[foggy aspen]

super react me

super react me again

https://tenor.com/view/boyd-rice-boyd-douglas-pearce-douglas-p-pearls-before-swine-gif-5719839041462446344

[polar kernel]

i want popcorn

i want candy

[foggy aspen]

sometimes i get nervous that people i make friends with will get hit by a car the day after clicking with me

[polar kernel]

they are going to

[foggy aspen]

hi cool chip

[polar kernel]

ive lost 3 potential friends to reckless drivers this week alone

[foggy aspen]

do you like military surplus

[polar kernel]

sometimes

[foggy aspen]

im gonna make friends with you first

so i dont get hit by the car

[harsh vault]

i have a 3 pound bag of skittles i might open

[foggy aspen]

haha

why

[polar kernel]

i have an 18 pack of microwave popcorn

[foggy aspen]

?

iiii want candy

[polar kernel]

didnt even know they made them that large

[harsh vault]

do you want some chip

[foggy aspen]

iii want candy

[polar kernel]

are they just normal red skittles

[foggy aspen]

i have a 3 pound skittle

[polar kernel]

i dont like normal skittles

sour or berry ONLY

[harsh vault]

i have three types, regular, giant, and liquid filled

[foggy aspen]

liquid filled

[harsh vault]

i have a whole bag of sour i cant eat, since im super super sensitive to sour things, it cuts my mouth

[polar kernel]

the wild berry cherry skittles are divine

[foggy aspen]

i work in the liquid filled skittle factrory

[polar kernel]

my teeth hurt when i eat sour skittles

[foggy aspen]

bad sign

[harsh vault]

no no like

i cant have anything sour or acidic

my mouth bleeds with some fruits

like pineapple

or strawberry

i have a shit ton of candy, since my package of imported snacks came on thursday

yummy ones

[polar kernel]

my perfect genetic makeup ensures i can eat whatever i want and i never get a cavity

[harsh vault]

jealous

to be fair

i got told i need to fatten up

im a bit light

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/dante-dmc-devil-may-cry-dmc5-vergil-gif-16635346035922372598

[young kelp]

I used to be light once

until I understood what flavor was

[harsh vault]

hai light

[young kelp]

I went from ribs to A.B.S

[livid notch]

Hai :3

[harsh vault]

how ish u

[livid notch]

I'm fine

You?

[harsh vault]

im oki

bored though

heavily

[west laurel]

gives you candy

why doesnt discord just remove the "1 blocked message" shit

just make their messages disappear entirely clientside

"HERE, YOU BLOCKED THIS PERSON, BUT YOU CAN STILL SEE WHEN THEY'RE SPEAKING #REKT"

like no i dont want to see them exist at all thats the whole point of blocking

another corporation failure

gg

[foggy aspen]

sorry

[vital marten]

3 orders of fries and a burger

[foggy aspen]

lou

[vital marten]

[viral echo]

give

[vital marten]

Noooo

I must get fat

[vital marten]

Are you gonna say what

[harsh vault]

floofie butt

[vital marten]

Why you

[harsh vault]

why me

[ivory grail]

Rebuilding my base and yes like 5 feet away from my old base

[bronze moat]

4 total in the game.

[ivory grail]

so i'm missing just one

[vital marten]

You did something to the chicken and took its place

[ivory grail]

I got the one from the mushroom, human lab and even the egg lab

[harsh vault]

floofie is cooler

[bronze moat]

1 in each mushroom forest, another in the lab (lost river), grand reef and sinkhole in the dunes. The time capsules are unlimited in theory

So looks like 5 cuttle fish in the base game plus any you get from time capsules

[ivory grail]

okay I gotta get my children

[marsh glacier]

when are they not failing the consumer

[ivory grail]

they need to feed on the dead reapers

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/zenless-gif-3340383679665413267

[west laurel]

corporations post-covid held a competition to see how much they could piss their customers off without getting caught

istg that has to be it😭

[marsh glacier]

it's lowk always been the case it's just the trend lately to bring more attention to it

not that it's changing anything

they'll keep fucking us over as much as possible and nobody will do anything about it

[uncut epoch]

[vital marten]

IT HURTS

i AM NOT making it out

[harsh vault]

how did you do that

[vital marten]

big battle with a guy

he did lots of flanking after we killed his buddy

[viral echo]

I forgot to eat dinner, give

[vital marten]

the guy

not a bad fight

[vital marten]

this my one meal you gonna have to throw down

I'm gonna eat my cornbread

ready for another day in the office

[vital marten]

[uncut epoch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1072128637421240372/1458731195805339672/53B8A8EBCAE41B7769B7C7A60E8AE768.gif?width=360&height=360

[viral echo]

is that AI?

[karmic jetty]

its real

https://tenor.com/view/cat-ai-fish-fishcat-slammid-gif-15309049218913882422

[uncut epoch]

gornk is tis real?

[oblique stream]

Eh, one zvezdochka whiff and you're good as new

[uncut epoch]

[oblique stream]

https://youtu.be/W2385NZJkTk

[vital marten]

I did golden star

Too much damage

Died mid Surv kit

[ivory grail]

my bed room at the moment

[vital marten]

[uncut epoch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/900966887251402805/1375202769555820665/1.1x.webp

[neat moat]

why is it so dirty?

[harsh vault]

golden star is pre fight

not mid fight

[icy vigil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1386119240322515006.webp?size=16&animated=true

[harsh vault]

@vital marten is there anything else you have questions about

[vital marten]

mini cat

nah floof

[harsh vault]

okay

[vital marten]

[supple raft]

man chocolate coffee is so good

[livid notch]

Thraosher would be proud

[ivory grail]

Cause i'm a blue collar worker

I built this with my tough hands

you got soft hand brothers

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-car-bounce-zoomy-cat-gif-11537671361197194936

this you at a stop?

[vital marten]

A working truck is gold

[ivory grail]

that true

I gotta keep the bus bouncing

[neat moat]

this sleepy

[thin wedge]

too real

https://tenor.com/view/cat-drinking-water-snail-ai-generated-ai-gif-6921970313451049591

[modest lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-wind-must-have-been-the-wind-sleep-gif-13432282181485230141

[uncut epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-worm-cat-worm-catworm-ai-generated-gif-11758626355945811640

[thin wedge]

the infamous caterpillar

[icy vigil]

life is beautiful 😔

[uncut epoch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/986948930740813864/1505991282466619503/IMG_5552.gif

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/evil-will-always-triumph-over-gif-16744235858517193435

[harsh vault]

be nice

[neat moat]

mods can you take away this ones vision please

[uncut epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/speechbubble-speech-bubble-please-meme-gif-25693113

[harsh vault]

be nice or else you arent eating my green twinkies

[neat moat]

I dont want your gleebus twinks

https://tenor.com/view/fuck-my-life-gleep-glorp-shitty-life-depressed-alien-gif-5095639538306027973

[harsh vault]

but you do

it has many food coloring

[neat moat]

No

I dont want your harem

[harsh vault]

ur muslim?

[icy vigil]

[neat moat]

tf?

[harsh vault]

what

did i get things mixed up

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/duty-stalker2014-stalker-duty-soldier-gif-10490403853362403773

[neat moat]

I mean its very offensive

be glad im not muslim

[harsh vault]

oh so i did get it mixed up

whoops

oh yeah i just gave it a google

[neat moat]

tf you mean get it mixed up

what else could you be comparing it to

[harsh vault]

haram

i thought you just like, mispelled it

well, good to know for future reference on what that means

[livid notch]

Fair, it's easy for it to get mixed up

[harsh vault]

ya i didnt know what harem meant, sorry

[toxic hawk]

Something to do with hormonal secretions and how they affect the immune system is my guess.

Cortisol is at the top of my list.

[harsh vault]

like the brainrot meme

[toxic hawk]

Yeah, that one.

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/asa-asa-chainsawman-chainsaw-man-chainsaw-man-part-2-low-cortisol-gif-148266036169433347

[harsh vault]

im so educated

hawk tuah

[thin wedge]

its time to pray gurt

https://tenor.com/view/hallal-cat-gif-25588409

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-cut-him-down-tear-him-apart-splay-the-gore-gif-16211356125689318290

[harsh vault]

that gif isnt for me

i see fish boy typing

he scares me

[neat moat]

gurt bows to no god

[livid notch]

Anyone saying hawk tuah should be sentenced to death

[harsh vault]

can we tie up ghoti

and send him back into the waters

[neat moat]

no you cant

[thin wedge]

if hawk is so great why isnt there a hawk two

[harsh vault]

why not

[neat moat]

huh

[lyric galleon]

some things a best left forgotten

[harsh vault]

hawk tuah crypto when

[lyric galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-2-aks-74-assemble-ak-rifle-animation-gif-8995470592462646427

[jagged mulch]

I deadass have always been looking for some people to play with a just realized there is a discord server after 1400 hours alone

[harsh vault]

wrong server

ur looking for the pz server

not the project zomboid server

dum dum

[hollow grove]

rookie mistake

[jagged mulch]

What do you mean

[harsh vault]

you heard me tarkov player, i bet ur a bear, a true stinker at that

[jagged mulch]

I am a bear 😭

[harsh vault]

knew it

get out of here commie

usec for life

[jagged mulch]

I’m almost done with my savior ending I’m gonna do a usec run next I want the drip

[harsh vault]

just get unheard, you can use both factions now

[jagged mulch]

That’s huge

I was going to anyway I wanted that xp boost

[harsh vault]

anyways

do you see my role, thats how you know im a true tarkov fan

yaya

[jagged mulch]

I’ll be so real I don’t really know how discord works

[harsh vault]

uhhh

hover over the icon

next to my name

or if on phone, click on my profile and see roles

[toxic hawk]

Addison disease ain't a good thing bruh

[jagged mulch]

You’re a misery fan too that’s elite ball knowledge

I love misery

[harsh vault]

i played it day one

check out my steam, we probably have alot in common

[jagged mulch]

I’ve played it a bit but never made it very far

Have you ever played the long drive or terraria

[harsh vault]

i own long drive

[jagged mulch]

I’m on my phone 😭

[harsh vault]

havent tried terraria

[jagged mulch]

Long drive is great it’s very goofy

[harsh vault]

yes

[jagged mulch]

Terraria is peak

[harsh vault]

very fun with friends

if i had one

[jagged mulch]

I will def play the long drive tomorrow if your on

[harsh vault]

nobody plays long drive because dead

[jagged mulch]

I still do sometimes

[harsh vault]

yes but tommorow im working on taking over this dayz clan

i havent raided a clan in like....a couple thousand hours ago

so i think 2021?

[hollow grove]

its still alive but genesz is allergic to interacting with the community

[harsh vault]

2022 maybe

[harsh vault]

yes very much so

[jagged mulch]

I’ve never raided someone on dayz and I have like 300 hours

[harsh vault]

do you play official or community

[jagged mulch]

Community

[oblique stream]

I hawk too

[harsh vault]

karmakrew or rearmed

[jagged mulch]

Do they still update the game?

[harsh vault]

no

not yet

[hollow grove]

allegedly yes

theres a complete rework in progress behind the scenes

[jagged mulch]

I played a server called the edge it was modded and on deer isle

With drugs

[harsh vault]

oh i remember that server

[jagged mulch]

Oh that’s cool I’m glad they’re still doing stuff with that game

[harsh vault]

i never understood why dayz players love drugs, tarkov, and cartel, the age demographic has always stood out to be divorced dads

[frigid shale]

Guys I'm unsure which I wanna do more.
Read a book or play project zomboid ixjxjxjxjd

[jagged mulch]

Yeah it was very fun but I just couldn’t play often enough because I’m always at work

[harsh vault]

do you have a cool job

[jagged mulch]

That’s insane you’re so right during Covid I ran with a guy who did qualudes and I met like a bunch of methheads from Alabama

[jagged mulch]

Not really lol

[harsh vault]

dont lie, i bet ur canadian

[jagged mulch]

No im from the us lol

[harsh vault]

basically canada if ur midwestern

michigan i bet

[jagged mulch]

No im from Pennsylvania

[harsh vault]

https://tenor.com/view/сбэу-тарков-tarkov-the-rock-gif-27149089

oh really now

[jagged mulch]

Yeah lol I’m near Pittsburgh

[harsh vault]

scary

[jagged mulch]

No way you live near me I met another guy who lived 10 mins from me yesterday on tarkov

[harsh vault]

no

im canadian

[jagged mulch]

Oh okay that would’ve been crazy coincidence

[glass wigeon]

balls

[jagged mulch]

🗣️

[harsh vault]

uhuh, bear...

spy

i bet you like spying on usecs like me

[jagged mulch]

Oh hell nah

[harsh vault]

ya

i said it

[glass wigeon]

time to game

[jagged mulch]

https://tenor.com/view/who-is-that-simpsons-bort-who-is-he-gif-12213750471755900249

[harsh vault]

embed fail

thats what you get bear

[jagged mulch]

Aw man why can’t I send gifs

[harsh vault]

try emebedding again

[jagged mulch]

What does that mean

[harsh vault]

probably broke because u are a bear

[jagged mulch]

I’m Unc

[harsh vault]

try sending gif again

maybe it didnt work

[jagged mulch]

https://tenor.com/view/who-is-that-simpsons-bort-who-is-he-gif-12213750471755900249

[harsh vault]

got you again

[jagged mulch]

Aw man

[glass wigeon]

time to lego my batman

[harsh vault]

you need to be level 5 to have embed perms

and you are currentlyyy

[jagged mulch]

I’m legoing on my Batman

[harsh vault]

0

[jagged mulch]

Oh no

[harsh vault]

big zero

and i am

[harsh vault]

31

sweet

[jagged mulch]

The goons

[neat moat]

gay batman

[harsh vault]

thats what my role says

[glass wigeon]

yes

[harsh vault]

#1 goon squad lover

[neat moat]

yaoi bat man

[harsh vault]

i love them like they my husbands

[jagged mulch]

That’s cool I also like the goons

[harsh vault]

no

me

i like them more

[jagged mulch]

I have a bunch of the knight helmets things

[harsh vault]

stay away from my husbands!

[jagged mulch]

Like the dreads they are very cool

Did you do the icebreaker event

[harsh vault]

its not out

[jagged mulch]

Well not the map yet but theres a quest chain and achievement rn

[harsh vault]

even if it was, i cant until i get my new pc, my current pc so ass i got softlocked from a bug

[harsh vault]

which i cant do due to the bug

[jagged mulch]

Oh that sucks

[onyx igloo]

hello everybody why are there moving shadows

[jagged mulch]

You aren’t missing much the goons are on shoreline now

[onyx igloo]

i do not like moving shadows

[jagged mulch]

Are you the real Sean

[shrewd smelt]

Whatever trash you have collecting dust, it can't be much worse than my dumpster fire.

[onyx igloo]

yes

[harsh vault]

i achievement hunter, i own every event item since 1.0, except this event

[jagged mulch]

Arthur Morgan

[onyx igloo]

oh dear

[jagged mulch]

Oh that’s cool you’re big balling

[harsh vault]

yaya, i own some pretty neat stuff

[onyx igloo]

i felt a sharp pain for a milisecond on the side of my forehead

am i gonna die of

[jagged mulch]

I’m currently trying to get AK 50

[onyx igloo]

bad

[shrewd smelt]

The onset of a migraine?

[onyx igloo]

i have one of those

already

is it gonna cancel out

[harsh vault]

farm zryachiy

[shrewd smelt]

Mayhaps.

[jagged mulch]

I want don’t lightkeeper to be mad at me 🙁