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lets play togehter
I get to genocide all over the zone
you just get more for less trips
Very fun
15 fps wumpus
no swingers ALOWED
be nice
yeah, lemme just find a server. I want economy / safehouses / vehicle claims / upgradeable weapons
lets poop together
Lfg
counterpoint
Everyone genocides you
UNISG for the true antisocial gameplay
Left, findle and gid
Even then, I'm playing monolith so there arent people giving me multiple quests 90% of time
most forgettable faction ever
they're cut content thats why
Good
mercs were supposed to be slavs while UNISG were the western operators
foaming at the mouth
slav mercs make more sense tbh
whatever
Im am not a mint mentos
Zombie faction be like:
fucker, mosin bandit got me in the leg
this got me
they like animals, not antisocial enough
thajnk u mentos
I can tell
if this is real, i want
do anybody here listren to the Birthday party
nick cave
tracy pew
rowland S howard
mick Harvey
How many bandits are you fighting bro
phil calvert
Did you go to dark valley or smth
you can disguise for more tasks but that gets in the way of genocide
dark valley so easy (i never went)
well, im going from cordon to garbage, so that's about all there is to fight lmao
im so bororororeoed
I am just an asshole when playing as UNISG/Merc
boooooorreeedd SIGHHHH loudly
take jobs from literally everyone with a bunch of disguises to start firefights on my own terms
big eyeroll SIGHHHH loud
i remember a time i killed sultan handful of times and game crashed just cause off that alone
i love dark valley !!!!
who is this lotg guy
lmao
True, and because I love Charon telling me there is an infidel on the other side of the map just to pay me 4000 rubles
who is this floof lass
LASS?
jackpot
we british now?
what part is jackpot
Nah guys, I found js2000 in baby room🥹🥹🥹
get a dangerous mutant job and its 2 zombies in a building so pay is shit
green barrel
sks with a hexagon suppressor, any ammo?
😌
lol gotta teach them young
I RETRACT MY STATEMENT I DONT WANNA BE BRITISH
ur close enough
no am not
ammo can be bought
whaddya mean
I don't think the traders pay you differently depending on what you kill in anomaly, I get paid the same for killing a chimera and a mutant cat
oh yeah
its a self loading rifle when he has 2 shotguns he found on the road
i dont understand what you said, sorry
i prefer self loading rifle
I prefer single shots
my fav sks would be a monte carlo sks, or a type 56 for the shits and giggles
badass looking UI ngl
right arm of the Free world
Lol
thats stalker for ya
jaime, do they have the monte carlo chassis for the sks in gamma
remmington rolling block is comically rugged
Also a great game
idk what that is
aw
there's probably upgrade kits for the sks
i wonder what sks it is in gamma
if not a unique sks w/ modern furniture
because there are two sks's that get mixed up all the time
the sks-45, and the toz sks
those two always get mixed up
Buddy why
or the type 56 sks, but you need to suck at gun knowledge to accidentally use a sector weapon
hai golden
try again
smh
They didnt do this for my dummy or personal email but for the one i use to play games on lol
sup pup
im glad golden is here
golden.........will save me.......
im fine
thas gud
no one will save you
you will die alone like the rest of us
thats unfortunate
and you?
donnie darko reference
floofing my fur :3
i will die alone drinking coke zero
fellas, it's shocking news, sidorvich no longer has the worst prices in the zone
I will die drinking whatever this is
i forgor i have that game sitting in my library
Since for some reason everyone hates coke zero
its a free demo so
i dont
probably gonna buy it when it releases
i like zero sugar drinks over diet drinks, zero sugar drinks dont taste much different, but diet does
i prefer zero sugar drinks over others, since splenda tastes sweeter
lil furry bastard is growing on me even though it wont live longer than 10 minutes on average
i still remember a time i had him claw his eyes out
L
usually
yeah i had a very bad run
I get impaled by a fuckin punji stick before that happens
to say the least
How hard is it
the lights are usually a dead giveaway to the traps tbh
just go down the hole
I fall cause I cant see then the next thing I notice my intestines are visible
also, concussions because I got juggled by bounce mines
People who cried about muscle strain in pz will never be able to get past 50m in scav
and just because I'm stupid I keep stepping on glass
those fuckin bounce mines are pretty fucking funny
sent me like 50m down one time
just gotta get down there
(i had brain damage)
the only skill issue i had is dying to standing on glass
thinking it would level my intelligence
how do you even manage taht golden
unless it was dark as shit
cause glass just doesn't just grow on trees in that game last i checked
I didn't know glass shards existed
yeah I found out the hard way breaking into another pod trying to get disinfected
so bleeded out in front of a winter or milky or how they're calles
lmao
how about they help you NOT BLEED OUT
if you dont have bandages apparently just removing the shards is good enough
but oh well
smh
as long as you don't do it again
I have yet to get to the 3rd map in a desirable state
there are 3 layers
i only played the game for like few hours
What’s happening
by layers i mean like
usually I'm missing my half my blood and barely anything in equipment
Anonymous alcoholics meeting
so I'm going to dehydrate in record time
ough what is it called like i moved down like 2 or so caves i guess idk am dumb i ahvent played the game in like months lol
basically noita but you dont get to be a god
furry noita
i just got jumped by 3 of the long armed freaks, and a pack of 5 dogs
thank u usa
you die from your own dumbassery most of the time
France is that dangerous?
or not knowing how stuff works
yeah tbh most of my deaths were from when i was just clueless as shit
purge this fool
your furry dosen't even know what's in their hands half the time
pretty sure the dudes called expie
yeah just a nickname
john scav is the real name
expie
john casualties
there will be more
scav prototype is literally just project zomboid and rainworld mixed together
especially pz's brutality
pz isnt brutal
you can outwalk zombies
meanwhile the game throws you into a cave expedition with a flashlight so shitty you cant even swap out the batteries
as a sick joke
id say thats a good thing
that's like saying that its like darksouls
I fight the controls half the time but it works for the game I think
its mainly the moodles system
I dont think the moodles define zomboid
scav is like darksouls
but its also the hopelessness
zomboid is hopless?
by this logic
yea
ladders
cdda is jsut liek scav prototype
at least thars what i get from pz
end of discussion
cdda copied scav prototype
It can feel like that
i mean if you tune up the settings liek crazy ig

Oh this isn’t for me
we can have opinions lmao
I’ll just sit in this corner chair
thats part of why we're in this channel
eat shit and die
i cant do that
do it
I will not
scav doesn't allow to eat shit
I think it just depends on if a person feel immersed in their world or not
huge downside
pupper pls
there's a line
should be added in the next once in a decade update
death threats arent nice
don't you have some books to color
I can see it
what does that even mean
can you fill me in on what that means bill
I havent actually tried that
pretty cool line
does the furry simply refuse to
yes
yeah
mm oreos 
expie jsut doesnt eat shit
only my irl friends can be mean to me
thats fair actually
what kind
brown
since we're kinda detached from the expy from what I can see
something like that
sure
the annoying voice in it's head telling it to jump down the pit trust me bro
the hecks scav, like the tarkov scavs?
oh
its not automatic
the demo game
scav prototype was just a original name
that it had ato ne point
I havent had the furry commit die on me yet
freaky kirby
another one of slenderman's
cousin
tbh that sounds like an achievement with how many things have to go wrong for you to be concious to get that far
dude it was like
when can we talk about a game i play
a huge series of unfortunate events
it mostly involved the bounce mines
yeah and how did those not kill you
i dont know
collect my casualties
i just thugged it out until my expie just decided to off itsself
now
rub ma belly
every bounce mine incident I've had results in a 2m stake in my gut
i recognize the one with the grin on the right and i hate it
or my skull getting fractured
pibble meme died zee, ur behind
In mah belly
Man I hate being allergic to grass
I hope your lawn shrivels up and dies from dehydration
Hard to smoke it
It pollinates to much
meme dies when it is forgotten
Grass must die
i have the memory of an elephant
It’s the trees
so does that mean the mlg era still is alive
No I’ve checked over the course of multiple years
Zozo street, Malaysia
yss
It’s the grass 
casualties unknown frag video (its just you dying)
buy me piza
lou you should wear a respirator 24/7
i still remember a time someone made a shitty shrek first person shooter with all the mlg brainrot
MOM GET THE CAMERA
Need to smoke it before it smokes you
I think there's a mlg dark souls mod out there
lou tenant u need to wear an amogus suit 
I should, pollen season for grass in Texas is very long.. can be up to 6 months out of the year
but I dont have the link to prove it exists
its so peak
pyros existance and its consequences for the human race
the fat pyro guy?
pyro incident
yeah the furry inflation guy
pryosloppical
the one who did a fnaf cosplay?
says you
I'm going to go die in a hole now
i wont forget what you taught me
For now I stop the grass from killing me by sticking toilet paper in my nose
the one who commissions farting pyro from tf2 animations
ahhhhhhh the fear and hunger guy
or wait
darkwood
blame deviantart
yooo
is pyrocinical actually into inflation?
i can customize my batcave
that i even knew of it
Yes???
yes
oh
dude he literalyl had
He is into a lot of stuff
the pyro incident is from pyrocinical?
yes
it wasnt a skit?
do you think he likes economic inflation
NO
i'll bring you back
he actually forgot he had the mod on
oh
That’s what I thought at first
Gotta check out it’s too crazy
no no lou
i find that very hard to believe
Honestly at this point it is a skit
its fat pyros nd people goon to it
aw yeah
Yes which is why I’m checking out of this store
good luck with that
This product is bunk
bagazillion mindwipe
you tricked me
i never touched those barrels before
I dont recommend it
my feetsies were cut so I guess the drugs got in my system that way?
second hand drugs
I was so confused why my lil guy was suddenly swapping screens I didnt even touch the conents of the barrel now
the puddle was super laced
officer i just cut my legs and accidentally stepped into heroine
did that shit pour into the puddle
troll serum puddle is crazy
My watermelon has developed it's first flower
the jonkler
congrats coca leaf
killing jonk
killing jerking
arrr
my zomboid getting projected
keking jonkin
chug
so 2016
Break time break time
she zom on my boid til i project
Pass the Kit Kat
who uses kek these days
twitch people from 2018
what the fuck are you taking
mmm
I dont know I found it in a puddle
Thinner mmm
hows expie feeling
fine for now
does he feel like DYING from all da juice
Save the puddle for the rest of us
Have you not played bara
Immediate vomiting? Hmm
I learned a lot of stuff from it
reduces sickness tho
is that the cave game where you can take heroin as a furry
A huh wha

Time for manager career son
Furry methhead was not on my internet bingo list
Enough of this slop
I like taking opium
heroin is meth?
funger ref
I’ll go far enough to put them in the same class of people
Skitzers be skitzn
I dont thinkt it causes vomitting there
update termina already fuuuck
I curse you with internet throttling
or at least I haven't administered enough to cause vomitting
it doesn't
500 more yrs
Mmmm yymmy
More super credits I’ll need and more war bonds I can’t affford
The GW is so fucked it pmo’s
That’s not very democratic of you
reddit response
Reported to my local democracy officer
A democracy officer will be in touch
uninspired corporate racism and even less inspired corporate racism collab
yeah i can see that happening
why can't they just add shit to the game i already paid for
why do i have to spend 10 more bucks when you add a gun and 2 armor sets
Or mechs locked away now
i like the new mechs 
get back to the jungle with that take
i don't enjoy the game so nobody else is allowed to
also they nerfed my liberator penetrator too much lol
i like playin helldivers with frens 
turned it from a penetrator to a tickler
collect my divers
Idk man from day one I’ve been rocking quasar and jump pack, man needs nothing else
happens with age
why is big guy there
its alright man
hes the va
what
No he’s jschlatt
what
Schlap
the big guy
Big guy
Markiplier?
he been doin random va work huh
i saw selfie with some fan and he was like the hulk and she was extremely tiny
The guy that fucked that directors wife
jschlatt hasn't done anything inherently wrong i don't think, i just dislike him for being unfunny
Same
hello everybody my name is marketflier and welcome to portugal
hes funni i like him
And not making vids
thats apandah
christmas album is peak
u hate jolly 
looks like i'm not solid snake after all
ytp in 2026?
a shrimp fried this rice in terraria????
freak
Why does it say channel is read only in "looking for group" section?
Read the pinned post
kek
i hate this game.
Never seen a bandit in a military outfit before
Huh
thats a renegade
Same shit
atleast take me out to dinner first jeez.
Darkscape at 5
man, all this dog meat i can get, and no knife
forza horizon 6 time
good luck
Lame
I read through the pinned post it's still locked
react it
clever

You the real MVP
I love this game because a 'your reputation has improved' notif popped up when I executed a surrendering loner 🗣️
Bandimaxxing
I'm monolimaxxing
that moment when you use prime video for only one show
vicnible
gotta watch fallout season 2 as well completely went under my radar that i forgot about it entirely
surrendering ?
you cant surrender you just bleed out
No there is a animation for it sometimes
He wasnt surrendering, he was reaching for a hidden gun
you gotta shoot em quick before they try
😌
peace keeper dragon
no one hears a word
I was gonna hit prime to watch Hardcore Henry, but then someone sent me the whole movie on YouTube
thats not a in gammer
No but I've seen same thing in anomaly
just like the full avatar movie being on youtube
if a monolith scum tries to surrender i'll just laugh and shoot him in the head
was he hardcore though
Yes
these arent humans
You could actually take their weapon and equipment during interrogation which gives you their guns at much better condition
them mimics trying to be humans
Thanks frogski I almost believed them for a minute
man i miss that pink haired character from forza horizon 3
Guys, car mechanic 2018 is free
sus
i wanna eat food
probably injected with malware like most steam games recently

i doubt its malware
car mechanic simulator is well known game
im considering buying atlyss
they have a couple games coming out
one by their friends
and a new car mechanic sim
Car mechanic 2026
With multiplayer
futa fight and fuck is pretty good

Ok
i havent eaten today
Order some nice food
i cant
skinny yoder
i cant eat solid food
Little nice treat
: (

Why not? 
Cook for yourself
wisdom teeth removed
Ooooh

I guess gotta suffer then
Yogurt would be nice I guess
i can eat a few thing
Yeah
Mashed potato?
no
Ow
What about like these kids meal
Can't even remember what I ate when mine got removed
Was so long time ago
Wisdom teeth make no sense anyway, how haven't we evolved to not grow them anymore
because only traits that mess with reproduction are typically eliminated
and evolution takes a really long time lol
plus a lot of people have no issues with their wisdom teeth
I mean it's definitely a super complicated topic without a definitive reason
but the jaw thing was because we began eating cooked meat, which allowed for bigger brain space, but I guess the molars/wisdom teeth stayed because the brain sits more forward and doesn't really need to be filling the entire space of the jaw that used to exist
Interesting
i didnt rinse
yeah it's fascinating, but honestly who knows how much is accurate
i gonna eat ice cream first

huamn body probably cant fully keep up with how fast humans advance and chang elifestyle
I personally can't wait for the skin flap that holds our phones
By the time that evolves we’ll be the phones
i got neapolitan ice cream
Whats nepolitan ice cream
I'm having a rare day where I'm feeling productive. It's nice.
it's gross
my cat being annoying
Oooh that's classic one niceee
Ice cream em
Although it's kinda terrifying that I let my inbox get this far behind already.
Guys, are legacy versions are still taken down on steam? I wanted to play b40 or smthn eralier - but there's only 41 stable and 42 public
in steam i mean
Make a milkshake
take Hel on a date first
why would ye want to do that?
So you can slurp it
so i can eat ice crema a bit
i can only open my mouth 1-2cm at most
barely enough to fit spoon in with ice cream
melon milkshake sounds neato
do you wanna shove a whole thang up yer mouth?!
blended salad
Melon milkshake?!?!
no
sounds good too
I blend random fruits together if I just cba
don't think people would go out of their way to do that
Making milkshake and adding a bit of cloudberry jam is so yummy 🤤
ceasar salad shake
my face is gonna be bruised as hell
my mom said it already starting to show signs of bruising
and its swollen
were you at the dentist?
yes
No thoughts, just big ears
now I am curious
wisdom teeth removed
OH, YOU HAVE A CHIPMUNK FACE
the hell does a sweet vinigarette taste like in a smoothie
my bottom left wisdom tooth
it didnt want to leave my jaw
dentist had to relaly warngle that mf

wisdom teeth unwise sometimes
My bottom wisdom teeth were apparently too close to the nerves or something so they left them in
my right wisdom tooth was resting right on the nerve
had a bad molar that had to be removed by being broken in 2
but dentist kinda goated didnt do anything bad
got it out
that one had to come out
it was causing issues
But i literally couldn't swallow or move my jaw for 3 days, i was in so much pain
my wisdom teeth are fine but I'm missing molars cause of a botched filling
I only found out when there was an abscess
i got all 4 removed
my mom told me she got 3 removed
cause apparently she was missing one
wonder wher eit went
Oh damn
Imagine getting all 4 removed at the same time
happens, I was also born with 3
she did get hit by an armoured truck when she was younger
A-armoured truck?
u know she told me she was hit by a truck
for so long in my life
oi thought she just meant like\
a pickup
the money truck?
then one day ion 2020
Lmaoo
truck kun strikes
hey thats the kind that hit me
yeah those things cant see
she cant reallty remember anything from it iirc
Omg that was such a bad timing lmao, so sorry
lucky her indeed
Xal is gonna troll you for the next year
i havent been in such a bad thing before
i was in a parasail crash once but
that all
probablty contributed to my phobia of deep water
hi
Prepare thyself
🚚
Type of truck i look for in pz
lego batman \
the new one
is really good
i dont regret spending 120 canadian dollars for the deluxe edition and access to it early
thats how baller is it
also glad it can run on my laptop
running on medium settings mostly
dlss on balanced
a few on low like reflections
get 60 fps
The pile
Kind of wild how many lego games have been made by now
What was a pile before it became a pile
Or lets ask, WHO was it
eventually ill be able to have more normal type food but still soft
my mom bought kraf tidnner cups]
kraft dinenr cups
i am excited to be able to eat them
when im allowed
did you bury the body deep enough before concreting
altyhough i kinda feel sad
last time i had kraft dinner cup iirc
was when i had sleepover at my grandmas house
long ago
miss her
Fallout 2 with max combat difficulty
how hot is heck?
4 degrees
4 degrees what
4
i genuinely want to 100%
but i fear ill become apathetic like most other games i play
should I download yakuza kiwami 3
isnt it the third game, and they want like 50 bucks
I just got the remaster of 4 for 10 bucks
Shit I got a C last semester and it dropped my cumulative GPA down to a 3.3 🙁
hope you can get something youre comfy with come next semester
whatre you studying for?
Thanks! Major is construction management and engineering. End goal is to be a project manager and ideally I would like to be involved with low income housing developments but realistically I'll work on anything.
we all need people to work on poop tank
And then depending on how my immigration goals are going... I might pursue a masters in structural engineering in some European country, probably Spain
My wife and I have decided that we aren't Americans at heart and once I finish my current program we are pretty much going to try any and every avenue to getting some kind of European passport
real
I plan on going back to school and moving back to the Netherlands
I was born there
currently trying to change my legal name 🙃
why are you tupid?
My wife doesn't want to live somewhere cold and we both already know a little Spanish. So Spain is particularly attractive
Is this related to moving back or no?
This will be fun to paint
nah just one of my life goals
Will it look good I wonder
Do you still have Dutch citizenship?
when I was born I could’ve either had Dutch or American citizenship, and my parents chose American
Netherlands does not allow dual citizenship
Are you tall af?
Lame. My wife was saying they were one of the easier countries for people in our situation to immigrate to. But she hates the weather so it's a no
honestly fair
Every Dutch guy I know is tall af and every Dutch girl I know is short, pale, and has big ole... Tracks of land

lmao
I'll always remember the time I was hanging out with some Dutch guys and they offered me a hit of what I thought was a regular weed joint and I took a big ass hit and it was half tobacco and it made me throw up
fire
What the hell do they eat
A tree
Fuckin giants
Just fyi Danish and Dutch are different
cheese
I remember someone trying to guess what people from Denmark were called and they said, Denmarkian 
ask someone for uppies
That sounds more epic tho ngl
how tall r u
yoda is short I bet
5 ft 6
microscopic
lou can i friend u
Sure idm
do you friend people based on hight?
building a roster of height minded people
Lmao
tired
That's a good height. I bet you rarely hit your head on things
Like collecting pokemons
Have you tried consuming 3 coffee cakes and washing it down with a redbull
Oh rip
Sounds like diarrhea
do you trade shifts with garden gnomes
Great things come with consequences
My cousin is 6'8 and I genuinely would prefer to be 4'8 vs 6'8
body want to sleep to heal faster
yeah
stuff don’t fit you at 6’8
He has never bought shoes in person at a store
I got a Vietnam era us army shirt and it sorta fits, can’t button tho
i havent bought shoe in a long time
Huh
lolz
ow fuck
My problem is I’m too small for everything size wise
that misspelling made me laugh a bit
amnd smile
and it HURTS
fucker
cant have shit
peak genetics
That was misspel of the century
Home Depot
canaidan tire
Canadians?
hermit purple!!!!!!!
everyone here is so small
lou is mad he has the waist of a jojo's character
In my vicinity?
kill him
shut uo trash fish





