still dont rmbr anything except lava chiken
#general_chat
karmic jetty
half kettle
Waw
karmic jetty
sht is ass
toxic hawk
no, ass is the one who shits
karmic jetty
not as terrible as fnaf 2 tho
strange spruce
bro just hates me 😔
karmic jetty
thats turbo doodoo
half kettle
Fnaf 2? Game or movie
karmic jetty
movie
half kettle
hmm
karmic jetty
prolly the worst movie ive watched this year
toxic hawk
bro just hates me 😔
i thought we already established that i do not hate you
Or do i have to bring out my MMSE
strange spruce
whats with all the violence then !!!
toxic hawk
Cute aggression
half kettle
dragons a tsundere?
karmic jetty
dragon deez actually
strange spruce
ah yes because lobbing a hollow purple at people is cute teehee
toxic hawk
you ever just see a cat or a dog, and just grab their face in your hand
toxic hawk
ah yes because lobbing a hollow purple at people is cute teehee
thats not what cute agression is
you absolute buffoon
quasi slate
latina_chat
strange spruce
thats what you LITERALLY DO HALF THE TIME !!!
toxic hawk
Do i have to split you in half like that blue eyed mf
strange spruce
nay that'd hurt
toxic hawk
Glad we agree.
half kettle
would he live if split
strange spruce
no i dont wanna end up in a fuckin wheelchair for rest of my life if i do survive at all
doesnt sound very fun
toxic hawk
Dont worry, i wont let that happen
half kettle
thin wedge
dumbass bobcat thinks it a fox
neon bramble
half kettle
quasi slate
the new batman has gamer neck
livid notch
Switched from monolith to freedom in stalker again, the actual best faction
toxic hawk
Switched from monolith to freedom in stalker again, the actual best faction
The best faction is objectively loners
livid notch
The best faction is objectively loners
Counter argument: loners have no zaza
half kettle
Loners are like alpha wolfs ! 🐺
toxic hawk
Counter argument: loners have no zaza
Light, imagien you and i move to the zone because we're fucking stupid, we've survived for like 5 months, we got enough balance to get some decent radiation resistance, we take bets who will die of cancer first, you have an AK with half a mag and no optics, i have a benelli with 40 buckshot
We're sitting at a bonfire after having almost been eviscerated by a chimera, and we're discussing whether to go to rostok for work or to move to jupiter.
toxic hawk
Loners are like alpha wolfs ! 🐺
No, we're lizards
quasi slate
kurwa
toxic hawk
ùùyou should 😌
young kelp
No, we're lizards
alpha thrumbo
livid notch
Light, imagien you and i move to the zone because we're fucking stupid, we've su...
Rostok is objectively better for work, Jupiter has that one freedom station and some scientists and that's it
young kelp
livid notch
But fuck duty so we will go to Jupiter anyway
toxic hawk
But fuck duty so we will go to Jupiter anyway
yeah and jupiter has better paying work
toxic hawk
we might actually afford to eat some bread
odd sand
i dont play anymore
Oh
half kettle
what about protein intake
half kettle
how does the zone keep having stalkers in that case
quasi slate
this shit game wont even let me change performance settings through control panel even with admin privileges if i have it running
toxic hawk
how does the zone keep having stalkers in that case
people keep coming in from other parts of the world
easy money
livid notch
The best way to survive in the zone is just to join the ecologists, you get funded by the government, sit in bunkers and make stalkers go collect your artefact while 90% of time they die
viral echo
why do they all have the same accent
karmic jetty
erm ur WRONG
karmic jetty
glass wigeon
hes american
neon bramble
how does the zone keep having stalkers in that case
F for the conscripts that get assigned there
brazen lantern
the new batman has gamer neck
neon bramble
worse off than the average loner
glass wigeon
they call him the doctor
neon bramble
telnyashka, bandana and a dream you wont go home with 20 cancers in your balls
quasi slate
brother PLS
viral echo
what's he a doctor of?
toxic hawk
telnyashka, bandana and a dream you wont go home with 20 cancers in your balls
i started with a shotgun
and it has no ironsights
quasi slate
viral echo
and he's a time traveler who uses a police phone box as a disguise even though for most of history we haven't used police phone boxes.
neon bramble
if command says your bandana is good enough against radiation and you must patrol
brazen lantern
neon bramble
you're fucked lmao
quasi slate
what did they mean by giving a british character knives
viral echo
oi you got a loicence for that knife?
quasi slate
toxic hawk
you're fucked lmao
Just desert
neon bramble
you're not going home either way
quasi slate
thanks windows
toxic hawk
you're not going home either way
true but be a pain in their ass
Btw, i think they added more dialogue triggers with the new update
my character is much more talkative
vital marten
Hard work
neon bramble
he dosen't sleep
vital marten
There can only be one Bill Joe
neon bramble
he just gets banned whenver the mods get sick of having him around
and terrorizes another server
young kelp
chat, opinions on OG House of the Dead 2
toxic hawk
Guys, opinions on using virtuoso path
neon bramble
chat, opinions on OG House of the Dead 2
I dont sign up for closed playtests cause I like surprises
young kelp
Guys, opinions on using virtuoso path
its neat, but the encore buffs really only matter in 2 round fights or boss fights
toxic hawk
its neat, but the encore buffs really only matter in 2 round fights or boss figh...
i remember when Finale dealt 120 crit damage....
livid notch
if command says your bandana is good enough against radiation and you must patro...
Nah lore accurate zone is impossible to survive without a gas mask, command will just give you a 10 dollar walmart gas mask instead and a god speed
young kelp
i remember when Finale dealt 120 crit damage....
its probably still doable, just really hard to do now lmao
toxic hawk
If you didnt have jester in your party in DD1, WTF are you doing
ALright fellas, who is more broken, Jester or Bounty hunter
neon bramble
Nah lore accurate zone is impossible to survive without a gas mask, command will...
he sold the walmart gas mask and says the 2$ a box disposable mask is good enough
young kelp
beast expansion dlc
need more beasts that are a threat
lindwurm sucks ass for how hard it is
lindwurm loot needs more love
toxic hawk
Going to ukraine without an AK and a gasmask ? hell nah
quasi slate
young kelp
its one of those that needs specialized builds
had to play sacrifice the lamb with it
3 melee dudes gank on the tail
and 1 or more if any spares are available on the head and hopefully become the main target
the tail's 2 tile attack is similar to the trees so I can just place polearms diagonally
but only 2 max can be placed since any more and they'd be in range of the head
young kelp
ALright fellas, who is more broken, Jester or Bounty hunter
dd1 or 2?
probably BH in dd1 for me, guy is a menace with uppercut and smoke bomb
along with 90% damage boost vs mark
and 15% vs human
thin wedge
ipee grabber
toxic hawk
he's so insane, one shots an eldrich abomination and just snorts
neon bramble
BH can be anywhere but rank 4
toxic hawk
using his hooks against those stupid fucking stress dealers
and then obliterating them with point blank shot
neon bramble
ipee grabber
you can't disclose after you click it
toxic hawk
😌
young kelp
using his hooks against those stupid fucking stress dealers
depending on which stress dealer it is, uppercutting the R2 could force the now R2 and R3 stress dealers to be semi stunned
if they cannot perform their stress attack at R2
they try to move back and push each other
toxic hawk
depending on which stress dealer it is, uppercutting the R2 could force the now ...
Fuck yeah you'll be stunned after a punch to the chin from that monster
young kelp
and the guy he punched would be stunned and take a few turns to go back
toxic hawk
its a rush of adrenaline hitting virtue from 100 stress
Then the people who fail the check need to go get laid to become normal again
livid notch
Going to ukraine without an AK and a gasmask ? hell nah
No psi resistance equipment?
At least the radiation kills you, psi energy burns your brain and turns into a zombie or monolith, both are fate worse than death
quasi slate
ima healer
toxic hawk
At least the radiation kills you, psi energy burns your brain and turns into a z...
even worse
the way gamma makes it sound
Feel like an artery pulsing in your brain
floral fiber
toxic hawk
viral echo
dog
young kelp
Then the people who fail the check need to go get laid to become normal again
Flagellant being the goat and plays bdsm with himself
who needs player 2 when player 1 is enough
also surpring how flagellant does exist in battlebrothers
except its a really bad thing
causes either minor or medium injuries
and other's mood may drop
toxic hawk
Flagellant decided to do bdsm with himself because when he tried to dominate someone else (Vestal) She beat him up
young kelp
toxic hawk
Wonder what this gif is
now that i think about it, there arent many healing enemies in DD1
i think the fish heals
and the snail ?
astral garnet
is there any way i can revert back to a pevious b42 update cuz these mods aint working
quasi slate
astral garnet
oh hellll no
oblique stream
viral echo
RIP bozos, they outnumbered me 2 to 1
runic island
What's up what's up everyone
viral echo
plus a random turkey
hot grove
What a soggy little creature
viral echo
What a soggy little creature
@tall glen
toxic hawk
rotund sleet
What a soggy little creature
Soggy?
hot grove
Appropriately so
rotund sleet
Not so soggy
livid notch
Strongest Australian vs the weakest drunk Scottish man
neon bramble
rotund sleet
toxic hawk
I miss tf2
soon tm
hot grove
More sogger
toxic hawk
Plus it does you good to stay away from mp games for a bit
vital marten
More sogger
What is it
hot grove
Stalker anomaly mp 
harsh vault
i hunger
vital marten
Feast a buffet
toxic hawk
livid notch
Demons may cry
What are you, some kind of a resident evil
harsh vault
razer keeps clipping random stuff
livid notch
harsh vault
@vital marten does your pc clip random stuff
viral echo
that's tough
quasi slate
Free
vital marten
<@331991321491275786> does your pc clip random stuff
Discord has this new clipping thing and it’s been triggering for me
harsh vault
Discord has this new clipping thing and it’s been triggering for me
i mean, atleast it clipped something good for me
viral echo
why am i getting raids every 3 days, i thought it was supposed to be 10
more meat for me
vital marten
You can turn off in settings
The noise it makes annoyed me
harsh vault
i like how the clip for some reason included the faint napalm bombing
quasi slate
Insane that chun li from fortnite got dethroned by Tracer of all characters
harsh vault
@candid patio i saw u type
viral echo
he was trying to remove his lung and somehow he cut both his ears
karmic jetty
im gonna go eep
young kelp
karmic jetty
waxen ingot
gorgon fredman
worthy nexus
Friendly reminder that Kenshi is amazing
quasi slate
are you sure
vital marten
Best view job I’ve seen
Good view
Hard to see in this photo but there’s a small lake down there
Nice
livid notch
are you sure
dawn forum
yall i just got this game again but ive never used workshop mods ive just played vanilla how do u create a new save with no mods after updates? if my progress was made with mods. maybe im just slow idk
oblique ingot
Morning y'all
viral echo
nobody told me organ harvesting was the best way of leveling your tending skill
😭
I've been letting my prisoners go with all their organs
vital marten
Green
oblique ingot
I've been letting my prisoners go with all their organs
Need to play Rimworld that will show you how to properly treat prisoners lol
viral echo
they are all leaving with one kidney and one lung and one leg from now on
viral echo
a furry came in and he was carrying 20 medicine
he left with 1 kidney 1 lung and a peg leg and no medicine
dawn forum
he left with 1 kidney 1 lung and a peg leg and no medicine
lmfaooo
vital marten
Greer
I hope they choose different colors
Than green
I like this color though
It’s a purple
viral echo
Mental break anyone?
don't my guy had a mental break in the middle of a raid
vital marten
@stone meadow
stone meadow
what
viral echo
@stone meadow
stone meadow
<@188264718849277952>
viral echo
LOL
stone meadow
Cool frog fact
i can swallow with one eye open
vital marten
viral echo
what if the frog has no eyes?
hot grove
marsh glacier
what if the frog has four eyes
quiet siren
So... Guess the plant life on this mountain is dead now, kudzu showed up and it's already covered everything-
vital marten
what if the frog has four eyes
Nerd
quiet siren
The second picture is the guard rails of this road btw, it completely took over half the entire signage/guards on this road in like 5 days-
hot grove
More soggy rodent
vital marten
Wow
hot grove
I’m quite fond of him
vital marten
I can destroy my community with this plant
quiet siren
Yeah it kills almost all plant life it grows over
If you introduce it to your area it's probably gonna be a wasteland 😭
Grows like 2 feet a day in southern weather
vital marten
Ripe for Texas weather
quiet siren
Yeah this was taken in Alabama, it loves heat and humidity
spiral raptor
What are the chances of getting a Zomboid port to a Switch?
quiet siren
It is currently 86 F out... That's cold for us actually-
hot grove
It’s a blistering 76°
quiet siren
It is currently 86 F out... That's cold for us actually-
Last year it was 90-100 this month
Almost the entire time
hot grove
It’s usually 63° here
quiet siren
And 75% humidity was a dry day
quasi slate
quiet siren
I regret going on a walk today, I'm having to sit here in the shade off the side of the road so I don't overheat lmao
hot grove
But then it does this in the winter 
quiet siren
I wish I could see snow
hot grove
You’re looking at it
quiet siren
If it ever does snow here it's such a big event people get off work sometimes
quiet siren
Even if it gets below freezing here it somehow finds a way to just rain
Snows maybe once every 5 years
And it's not much
I'm in the coldest part of the state too 💔
vital marten
It is currently 86 F out... That's cold for us actually-
86 being cold jeez
spiral raptor
What are the chances of getting a Zomboid port to a Switch?
quiet siren
Cold for spring and summer yeah
vital marten
Idk about 86 but it’s 61 this morning and I’m freezing
quiet siren
Hell, that's cold for fall
vital marten
86 is a normal day in spring for Texas
viral echo
More soggy rodent
@tall glen
quiet siren
60s is my favorite kinda weather (besides 50s sometimes I guess, I like it cold)
vital marten
72-76 I like
quiet siren
60s is our average weather in winter, it gets below freezing very rarely during winter storms
First time I saw snow in like 5 years was from a massive winter storm, and it barely covered some of the grass for 30 minutes
foggy aspen
i prefer below freezing weather
quiet siren
Below freezing can be nice too, yeah, if I have the layers for it
vital marten
Does your weather also have temper tantrums
quiet siren
Does your weather also have temper tantrums
Weekly, yes
Sometimes multiple times a week
foggy aspen
why are cats so fucking funny
quiet siren
Sometimes multiple times a week
It'll randomly become 104 F, 90% humidity, and a tornado at the same time
vital marten
why are cats so fucking funny
You have the cat brain parasite
foggy aspen
do u post a lot on kenshicord
quiet siren
In my zombie story set in the area I'm from I was thinking about having a tornado show up in the summer section (towards the end of that entry, the apocalypse happened in fall)
quiet siren
In my zombie story set in the area I'm from I was thinking about having a tornad...
Someone gets fucking swallowed by mud
foggy aspen
i never visit thst discord
spiral raptor
What are the chances of getting a Zomboid port to a nintendo Switch?
foggy aspen
lmao
quiet siren
Someone gets fucking swallowed by mud
I actually almost had this happen to me irl once-
harsh vault
Idk about 86 but it’s 61 this morning and I’m freezing
celsius when
foggy aspen
What are the chances of getting a Zomboid port to a nintendo Switch?
what are the chances of getting a wireless mouse for your switch
quiet siren
I actually almost had this happen to me irl once-
Mud area that was so small from above I couldn't even really tell it was there, I stepped on it, swallowed up to my thighs in seconds
vital marten
celsius when
86F=30 °C
61F=16.111 °C
harsh vault
hai acetaminophen
quiet siren
104 F = 40 C too
quiet siren
Yeah that's just our normal weather in summer in Alabama lmao
harsh vault
smh
quiet siren
Basically just can't go outside for half the year
harsh vault
medicine doesnt like being called other medicines
quiet siren
Nah I don't mind lol
spiral raptor
what are the chances of getting a wireless mouse for your switch
zomboid have preset for xbox gamepad
vital marten
Yeah that's just our normal weather in summer in Alabama lmao
Southern heat good heat
foggy aspen
scary
quiet siren
Southern heat good heat
Ehh nah I basically just can't go outside for half the year here
I boil in minutes
Like I can walk to the car
vital marten
It gets like that here but humidity ranges around 50% so not too bad
I work outside though so I handle it alright
quiet siren
It's like trying to breathe in water
I mean yeah there's a few lakes and creeks
But they're not very big
vital marten
Are you near the red river by chance
rotund sleet
quiet siren
Red River ends around Louisiana doesn't it?
vital marten
Are you near the red river by chance
I actually didn’t know the local river reached Kentucky
According to Google it goes up that way
quiet siren
Hm
vital marten
This is a whole different red river it linked
lilac quarry
lou is geowizard
quiet siren
But nah the nearest major river to me is in Scottsboro and that's a whole different county
40 minute drive
vital marten
Would be cool to float down the entire red river
quiet siren
I've been fishing in the Tennessee river a couple times, it was fun even though I never got anything
vital marten
Would be cool to float down the entire red river
1,360 miles or 2,188.708 kilometers
quiet siren
I'd feel a tug like I got a bite, turns out it just hit a ton of seaweed that was weighing it down
vital marten
Yeah it be that way 😭
vital marten
Then the water snake come to scare you 
quiet siren
The nearest body of water in general to me is a small lake down the road, I like to sit there to rest when I'm on walks that way
vital marten
I got the ocean a few hours to my south and a large ass lake/dam to my north
Think we’ll make the trip to see the ocean later this year, maybe
quiet siren
Ocean's across the state from me, I'm close to the Tennessee state lines lol
vital marten
Think we’ll make the trip to see the ocean later this year, maybe
Hopefully the Gulf don’t look ass by then
😭
quiet siren
I remember swimming in the ocean when I visited Savannah, was fun
vital marten
Is floating easier
quiet siren
Furthest I've been from home
vital marten
My one question
quasi slate
fun game idea tell me the name of ur wifi
quiet siren
I mean, I float just fine in most water so-
Couldn't really tell much difference in how it felt besides the fact it was the ocean
quiet siren
I'm not an amazing swimmer either, I tend to just float and occasionally go a bit deeper into the water or head back lol
Was fun to be in the ocean though, lot of space to just hang out so I could find somewhere that wasn't too crowded and just chill a bit
vital marten
Local lake is pretty big, never had crowding issues
Less you’re trying to be on the river side of the dam, lots of fishermen line both sides the dam wall and lead out into the stream
Is cool to see the gates open up and all that water flow through the turbines
quiet siren
Yeah, ofc it was the beach so crowding was a thing there
Most water in my area is actually private property so you can hang out on the side of the road nearby but you're liable to get shot if you get too close 😭
quiet siren
Also the water in my area is far from safe anyways, half swamp water half polluted to hell
There's a few places you can swim that aren't just pools but not a lot
vital marten
According to local news my lake is 3rd national dirtiest lake
Idk if that’s actually true or not because it’s some company that did tests, and I haven’t looked to see how comprehensive it is
gusty steppe
sup
vital marten
But plenty of people get that brain eating ameba thingy every year
hot grove
why are cats so fucking funny
quasi slate
viral pilot
bruh i just went to play PZ only to find i accidentally left the game running overnight and my character has been standing in the same place for about 12 hours 😭😭
marsh glacier
i was bored of it anyway
quasi slate
bruh i just went to play PZ only to find i accidentally left the game running ov...
how did ur character not starve
wdf
thick zealot
quasi slate
Real time maybe?
oh hecks nah
quasi slate
Let’s do it again
manic lava
Life bad with no project zomboid
hot grove
Im becoming a pirate
manic lava
The voices are too loud man
raw pagoda
bro imagine u make it to 8 months in real time
I am now tempted to do real time on sprinters
manic lava
Cant even get project zomboid via steam family
vital marten
The voices are too loud man
Black flag time
vital marten
Cant even get project zomboid via steam family
Why not?
manic lava
Why not?
Im in a country that has 3 million population
You cant get in a steam family if you guys are in diff countries
vital marten
Oh yeah
manic lava
Steam will reject the invite
manic lava
Black flag time
Im thinking of becoming a pirate
quasi slate
Im in a country that has 3 million population
are you from Lithuania
vital marten
I couldn’t even get my friend in my steam family and he lives 1 mile away
manic lava
Game too peak for piracy
vital marten
I had to go over there and sign into my account to get him on
hot grove
LAN spoof
manic lava
are you from Lithuania
Nah
hot grove
Hamatchi my goat
manic lava
ohio silence
harsh vault
Just pirate it
say you swear
manic lava
19.99 bucks i divorce my wife
hot grove
say you swear
harsh vault
99 gb? you have gun money, why not game money
manic lava
99 gb? you have gun money, why not game money
Does that look like a real gun?
harsh vault
it is real
harsh vault
never seen one?
hot grove
Ew that was not supposed to be a gif that supports his argument
harsh vault
wait burrito, is that a sig or is it just sig shaped
hot grove
Ruger P85
harsh vault
im not good at pistol models, mainly american since they all look like kimbers or something of the compact side
hot grove
Does that look like a real gun?
harsh vault
im getting there
harsh vault
handguns are legal here dummy
harsh vault
does burrito have a hi point
harsh vault
I thought Canadians couldn’t have guns
stereotype
hot grove
does burrito have a hi point
Burrito is not regarded
sacred schooner
I thought Canadians couldn’t have guns
depends what and where
vital marten
What 😭
hot grove
Canada cat fight
sacred schooner
as far as I know, here in my province you gotta be part of a gun club or something, which there is none in the capital
harsh vault
go home frenchie
vital marten
Oh I see it’s just French
hot grove
I LOVE PISTOLS
sacred schooner
Oh I see it’s just French
wow OK
harsh vault
@sacred schooner go independent
vital marten
The internet wouldn’t be the same without the French it’s ok
harsh vault
The internet wouldn’t be the same without the French it’s ok
who else would we bully
hot grove
Don’t worry in America, we think Louisianans are a bit odd too
manic lava
George Washington’s last words⬆️
vital marten
Don’t worry in America, we think Louisianans are a bit odd too
That’s why I open the dam and flood them
hot grove
They are the dam
harsh vault
okay xal, im sorry for hating on quebec, we can be friends again
sacred schooner
okay xal, im sorry for hating on quebec, we can be friends again
I'll still shit on Ontario no matter what
harsh vault
I'll still shit on Ontario no matter what
but but, peace treaty
vital marten
sacred schooner
and we're on the path of winning the Stanley cup
vital marten
Sounds like an L floof
harsh vault
:c
hot grove
Not a pistol
harsh vault
https://tenor.com/view/predator-arnold-schwarzenegger-hand-shake-arms-gif-346862...
know what, i like your kind, even if you hate me
vital marten
Ciggys mmh
harsh vault
im responsible
sacred schooner
Not a pistol <:jaques_beaver:946446743199940648>
the law could probably mistake it as one
hot grove
the law could probably mistake it as one
Tannerite lawn gnomes
vital marten
Um officer this is not a rifle it is 12 inches
I don’t really know the length at which a pistol shaped rifle stops being a rifle
hot grove
hot grove
I don’t really know the length at which a pistol shaped rifle stops being a rifl...
16 inches
But if it’s under that and has a stick it’s suddenly a rifle
But if it has a shoulderable brace, it’s a pistol
Because that’s how ballistics work
hot grove
And if you don’t know the difference you get to go to federal prison for 10 years
harsh vault
I don’t really know the length at which a pistol shaped rifle stops being a rifl...
depends on state, california is 10.5 inches iirc
sacred schooner
Bla bla law says here I can conceal carry that on my person if it’s a pistol
law says I should flee no matter what
hot grove
depends on state, california is 10.5 inches iirc
Slur
vital marten
law says I should flee no matter what
Always flee from the bacon
sacred schooner
Cucumber
quasi slate
I LOVE PISTOLS
nice uzi
hot grove
thin wedge
uzi 9mm
hot grove
quasi slate
why is your csgo running at 32p
thin wedge
viral echo
UZI 9mm
quasi slate
hot grove
why is your csgo running at 32p
vital marten
why is your csgo running at 32p
Smaller means less movement to hit the enemy
viral echo
vital marten
People clown on me for my 5 year medal and say within that time I should be better but I have 140 hours 😭
quasi slate
hot grove
He said “let’s be friends :D”
livid notch
Watch as this Russian gentleman does not get angry and thanks his teammates for at least trying ❤️
More people should be like him
vital marten
Welp my town got the talks about data centers now
Soon to come to my area
Probably
quasi slate
its ok Lou there are lots of benefits with data centers
it makes the internet better
quasi slate
shhh its okay bbg
vital marten
The locals are happy to have it because they think it’ll bring jobs
LMAO I don’t like old people
quasi slate
they dont know about the tap water
rotund sleet
shhh its okay bbg
quasi slate
thats my build
rotund sleet
You're just a ball?
vital marten
Chungus?
rotund sleet
Balling around
rotund sleet
Wecause no hees
vital marten
viral echo
chunky
hardy muralBOT
You are rank #32 at level 41 with 82,033 experience. (2,117 left for the next level)
[■■■■■■■■■ ] 47%
viral echo
is it yours now?
rotund sleet
is it yours now?
Yes
vital marten
Big chungus is coming home
rotund sleet
Im calling him big Chung
vital marten
Lmfao perfect for the car
vital marten
Nah seats taken
Big C gets shotgun out of seniority
Was here before it all and will be here after
viral echo
when everything is gone, chungus will remain
rotund sleet
Chungus is staying in the car
viral echo
if you get pulled over by the police for anything, say chungus made you do it.
vital marten
There is a porta john at this job but I dare not use it
rotund sleet
There is a porta john at this job but I dare not use it
Porta john? More like john pork
vital marten
John disease
rotund sleet
John infection
harsh vault
@rotund sleet im turning you into a tomato
rotund sleet
Nothing can scare me
I will turn YOU into tomato instead
Right now
I am not in danger floofie, i am the danger
harsh vault
grrr
harsh vault
NU
half kettle
How determined of you floof.
But you must understand a tomato rots too quickly if not frozen
harsh vault
i dont want to rot
glass wigeon
the ntsb released video of the ups 2976 crash
rotund sleet
Make them into a cactus instead.
Later
glass wigeon
the cctv video of the engine detaching
rotund sleet
Thanks for the idea
glass wigeon
and also released transcript from inside the cockpit
toxic hawk
But you must understand a tomato rots too quickly if not frozen
and tea gets cold when left alone
rotund sleet
rotund sleet
Floofie better not open dms
half kettle
and tea gets cold when left alone
Ooh yeah and it'll taste like sewer water after some time
no good
half kettle
no can do lou! heres 300 million microplastics though.
quasi slate
Sites that dont have the option to sign in with google should be illegal
quasi slate
Will enjoy them in this spot
i worked on smashing a bathroom last month and the layout was similar to this image lol
yeah bbg
hexed thunder
Hello, I’m looking for friends to play Project Zomboid with.
My standards aren’t very high, I just want someone healthy. The requirements I’m looking for are listed below:
Height: 150–175 cm
Weight: 45–65 kg
Blood pressure: systolic pressure <120 mmHg, diastolic pressure <80 mmHg
Routine blood tests
Red blood cell (RBC) count
Normal reference value: 3.5×10^12–5.0×10^12/L (3.5 million–5 million/mm³)
Hemoglobin (Hb) measurement
Normal reference value: 110–150 g/L (11–15 g/dL)
White blood cell (WBC) count
Normal reference value: 4×10^9–10×10^9/L (4000–10000/mm³) for adults
White blood cell differential count (DC)
Normal reference values:
Neutrophil band granulocytes: 0.01–0.05 (1%–5%)
Neutrophil segmented granulocytes: 0.50–0.70 (50%–70%)
Eosinophils: 0.005–0.05 (0.5%–5%)
Lymphocytes: 0.20–0.40 (20%–40%)
Monocytes: 0.03–0.08 (3%–8%)
Direct eosinophil count (EOS)
Normal reference value: 50×10^6–300×10^6/L (50–300/mm³)
Platelet (PLT) count
Normal reference value: 100×10^9–300×10^9/L (100,000–300,000/mm³)
Routine urine test
Urine specific gravity
Normal reference value: 1.003–1.030
Urine pH
Normal reference value: 5.0–7.0
Urine white blood cell count
Normal reference value: <5/high power field (HPF)
Red blood cell count
Normal reference value: <3/HPF
Casts
Normal reference value: none or occasional transparent casts/HPF
Urine protein (Pro)
Normal reference value:
Qualitative: Negative
Quantitative: 20–80 mg/24h
Occult blood in urine (BLD)
Normal reference value: negative
GLU
Normal reference value: negative
Normal reference value: negative
Routine stool test
Appearance
Normal: yellow, soft, and formed
White blood cells
Normal reference value: 0–occasional/HPF
Occult blood (OB)
Normal reference value: negative
Coagulation function
Bleeding time (BT)
Normal reference value: 1–5 minutes using the paper strip method
If you meet these requirements, feel free to DM me.
quasi slate
@toxic hawk you meet all these go apply
vital marten
i worked on smashing a bathroom last month and the layout was similar to this im...
Great place for lunch
uncut epoch
quasi slate
my view had a lake and neighbourhood under me
half kettle
Hello, I’m looking for friends to play Project Zomboid with.
My standards aren’t...
organ donor ❤️
vital marten
Pano
A little better of a view I think
I like nature better than the expanse of houses
quasi slate
i dont mind houses as long as they arent all the same looking and spaced super close to each other
those corpo neighbourhoods are hideous
toxic hawk
<@312907447784177666> you meet all these go apply
wonder if that counts as spam
vital marten
Every house in America looks the same
quasi slate
all houses look the same and the neighbours have barely any space in between
we are working on our house and ours is the only one in the neighbourhood built out of monolith while the rest are either brick or wood
vital marten
I wanna paint another McMansion
tulip rampart
Hello, I’m looking for friends to play Project Zomboid with.
My standards aren’t...
You did forget about male or female bro, ask again
quasi slate
do you paint exteriors too?
modest lynx
vital marten
do you paint exteriors too?
Interior and exterior, residential and commercial
I do it all bbg
tulip rampart
Build 43 tomorrow guys, one of my friends is a dev
toxic hawk
People coming into genchat talking about zomboid or sum
vital marten
painting outside in direct heat must be hell for u
Not that bad honestly
Once it gets hot enough you enter a dream like state and the day becomes short as hell
sacred schooner
People coming into genchat talking about zomboid or sum
what's this zomboid thing they keep talking aboot
vital marten
Once it gets hot enough you enter a dream like state and the day becomes short a...
Idk what this is but the feeling itself is like a fever dream lmao
quasi slate
Once it gets hot enough you enter a dream like state and the day becomes short a...
i HATE working outside i dont know how you manage it
vital marten
Depends if I can sweat or not
If so humid I can’t sweat then I hate it
Most times it’s manageable though
quasi slate
fair enough
vital marten
I couldn’t deal with working inside, I can’t keep still for anything
quasi slate
hopefully you never have to work inside a basement with turned off ventilation
rotund sleet
what's this zomboid thing they keep talking aboot
Idk, some knox event
vital marten
hopefully you never have to work inside a basement with turned off ventilation
I’ve never seen a basement before
quasi slate
this cafe we worked at had all the staff working underneath it and we had this room that needed renovation and extension into the kitchen the ventilation wasnt working the first few weeks and the smell was horrible there
carrying gypsum boards down the stairs in tight corridors was also pain
vital marten
Dang I guess we really have no basements considering I look up “basements in Texas” and this post the first thing that pops up https://www.reddit.com/r/AskAnAmerican/comments/17lal76/why_are_there_no_basements_in_texas/
Reddit
subtle shoal
im reading The Road by cormac mccarthy rn
im about 1/5 through the book
gotta say this is incredibly depressing
rotund sleet
Are basements common for yall
Nope
quasi slate
Dang I guess we really have no basements considering I look up “basements in Tex...
id only assume those people that are building their own homes include basements
quasi slate
Are basements common for yall
not many that i have seen
vital marten
im reading The Road by cormac mccarthy rn
Heard the name of this author before even though I don’t read much
Hope it’s a good book
quasi slate
our house wont have a basement either
subtle shoal
its a great book
quasi slate
atleast not planned yet
rotund sleet
I dont think basement is a thing that you need
quasi slate
im reading The Road by cormac mccarthy rn
how did you react to today's 3 bullshit emergency alerts
subtle shoal
how did you react to today's 3 bullshit emergency alerts
well I wouldnt call them bullshit for starters
but I dont live in the regions the alert was sent out to so
vital marten
Instead of a basement build your house on beams and have the crawlspace concreted in with moisture barrier, metal duct hvac and dehumidifier
vital marten
Instead of a basement build your house on beams and have the crawlspace concrete...
This is the way
quasi slate
couldnt even find the drone that has magically disappeared
rotund sleet
Okay, basement might be a good idea if you live in stormy area
subtle shoal
Blood Meridian, great great great book
i dont read much btw, never historically did but it all started earlier this month and from blood meridian so
subtle shoal
couldnt even find the drone that has magically disappeared
you do realize the drone could've simply flown out the airspace, right
so we wouldnt be able to find the wreckage if it crashed in the first place
also as far as I know the drone didn't fly into the airspace in the first place, rather just fucked around in the border region of belarus
quasi slate
heard something like that is it confirmed its a belarussian drone?
vital marten
Hmm drone
quasi slate
lol
vital marten
Get my ballon ready you’ll like this
subtle shoal
anyways
i also have project hail mary I bought together with the road
will have enough for the coming two weeks of shit to read through
then i'm back to the online retailer ❤️
toxic hawk
Lou, look at this video i really like
vital marten
I like the old art style
toxic hawk
I like the old art style
it reminds me of those japanese signs to show you what you should and shouldnt do
vital marten
Quick with the blade
thin wedge
john gok
thin wedge
twin bear
It's been years daddy
harsh vault
It's been years daddy
quandale dingle reference in my big 26??
thin wedge
rotund sleet
https://tenor.com/view/cat-stare-judge-judging-hmm-gif-3768963543392534456
Goobie.
vital marten
My coworker just found some mushrooms in cow shit
He picked them and put them in his lunch bag
vital marten
I think he’s gonna eat it anyway
twin bear
🥀
rotund sleet
He picked them and put them in his lunch bag
Mushroom soup
twin bear
quandale dingle reference in my big 26??
No it's just been years since Daddy took me out to dinner
vital marten
🥀
Bros like 50 and Luna said he sounds like boomhauer
Maybe he knows his shit shrooms
twin bear
I don't talk to Luna no more
vital marten
Hmm hmm
harsh vault
Bros like 50 and Luna said he sounds like boomhauer
we dont bring up luna anymore
vital marten
twin bear
People get weird and I don't talk to em anymore
God dammit someone turn that into a jpeg
harsh vault
<:stressed:721361533472342027>
you didnt get the memo?
vital marten
Something happene
twin bear
My fallout screenshot
harsh vault
Something happene
i will dm you
toxic hawk
There's like 500 luna
twin bear
500 Luna's only one scav
harsh vault
500 Luna's only one scav
actually i have played over a thousand scav raids
hot grove
!?
rotund sleet
My fallout screenshot
Ah fallout..
twin bear
Not once were u or will u ever be a serious scav
harsh vault
Not once were u or will u ever be a serious scav
are you such a serious scav even tagilla doesnt attack you?
toxic hawk
foxes smell bad
twin bear
I'm such a serious scav the only women in tarkov flock to my underground crib for salty dog and mayo
harsh vault
I'm such a serious scav the only women in tarkov flock to my underground crib fo...
not me
twin bear
Pretty sure ur a bear
twin bear
USEC on top
quasi slate
USEC on top
he built like nemesis from re3
vital marten
total bear annihilation
USEC nuke
swift lynx
Hey not sure where to ask, but this is about debug mode or sandbox. I am building a few things for my base using tile picker and the noises when I destroy things and such keep attracting zombies and they are effing up the original building I am editing. I have pretty much every cheat on including invisible. Which just makes me invisible see/hear but not the work I am doing. How do I temporarily disble them hearing my construction? Thx
limpid nacelle
No it's just been years since Daddy took me out to dinner
wispy wharf
Ah fallout..
Criken mention
harsh vault
Katy parts hot n cold song is owned by the lesbians
do you like the big kp
vital marten
My dad ask me what hantavirus is and I told him it comes from like rat shit and stuff and has existed here since before this whole boat thing in the news
I shit you not he looks at me like this
“I’ve been vacuuming up rat shit all day”
twin bear
I ain't worried
twin bear
New plague hits every patch
Just lowers server population for a bit then everyone moves on to the next meta virus
vital marten
New level
vital marten
Where is my steam controller 🥀
karmic jetty
wheres my steam ham
glass wigeon
Pain
vital marten
What it feels like to chew 5 gum
thin wedge
🇨🇦
marsh glacier
strongest fallout protag btw
sacred schooner
ah yes, Emil, my favorite writer
karmic jetty
i mentioned es6 will be doodoo in a skyrim server and ppl are coping hard
some even said starfield is good
sonion
ivory grail
Mmmh wine
twin bear
She's not even FROM here, she's CANADIAN!
I say in my cushy vault that had no issues until I snooped around
thin wedge
get raked as fodder
marsh glacier
i mentioned es6 will be doodoo in a skyrim server and ppl are coping hard
breaks my heart but it's probably true
that es6 trailer has been out long enough for todd to release a remaster for it
mossy slate
i need help for a issue on build 42
karmic jetty
that es6 trailer has been out long enough for todd to release a remaster for it
bethesda has no excuse for it like genuinely
vital marten
Or maybe even #pz_b42_chat
karmic jetty
triple A studio with microslop moni but no games
marsh glacier
bethesda has no excuse for it like genuinely
dw bro we getting ANOTHER FALLOUT!!!!!
marsh glacier
fuh nah
marsh glacier
i just don't care about fallout
karmic jetty
they dont make games
marsh glacier
the only fallouts people like are the ones made by not bethesda
mossy slate
<#1019767076094758924> ?
aint nobody helping me on that
karmic jetty
the best description i heard of bethesda is that they think theyre rockstar
rockstar takes time to cook and actually deliver good game
karmic jetty
beth spends time in the kitchen only to have ingredients and not food
twin bear
Yipee
neon bramble
bethesda should just license their IPs to actually good devs
twin bear
It's finally coming soon
twin bear
bethesda should just license their IPs to actually good devs
Fallout RTS is just wasted potential
karmic jetty
bro larian WANTS to make a fallout game but nah
ego too high to let ppl make good games with their ip
twin bear
Todd doesn't want his bubble popped
karmic jetty
KISS MY NUGGET
jovial jungle
twin bear
But it's alrdy bursting
neon bramble
Fallout RTS is just wasted potential
actual PA infantry in an infantry-centric RTS sounds fun
karmic jetty
twin bear
If I was good at writing games I'd just make smth like fallout
But too much money and time would be needed
All for them to send a letter
Saying stop or I'll get arrested
vital marten
aint nobody helping me on that
Takes time but there is people who check it
mossy slate
i just need to figure out why it wont let me in multiplayer servers with the prompt "wrong username or password given" when the server dont need a password
mossy slate
its a public server
karmic jetty
oh then put ur username and pass
mossy slate
i did
karmic jetty
is likely ur username is already used
mossy slate
it wont let me in the server if someone took the name?
karmic jetty
u didnt even try using a diff username?
mossy slate
you guys are the best
karmic jetty
twin bear
I'm only the best to some starving great Khans in the desert and even then
I ain't very good
sacred schooner
Can literally be potatogoblin6969
might I suggest xxXXnutsgoblindeez_420XXxx
mossy slate
Dirtest Dan
twin bear
Think I'm gonna just sacrifice Marcus for the oil rig explosion
U served me well for the 30 minutes I actually had u with me
sacred schooner
followers are just glorified backpacks
karmic jetty
pack brahmin all of them
glass wigeon
painnnn
sacred schooner
100% of lithuanians are robots
twin bear
followers are just glorified backpacks
One of if not the only faction in the entire game that does not have expansionist tendencies