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Optimism vs realism
Triumph will always good over evil
Can't wait to be able to play tf2 again
Best case scenario I'll be able to in 2182
2.47 keys fr
back in my day people used buds as currency in tf2
are mvm tickets worth it in tf2
like how often are you gonna get back the amount you spent?
Isn't getting a Australium as rare as getting a knife in cs2 case opening
So it's 80% of the time not worth it
but think about it
90% of mvm addicts quit before getting australium
or golden pan
yes its just the rarest drop
like extremely rare
ur more likely to die than get it bruh
this time
i will WIN
mark my words
im gonna take ove rmongo0lia they keep pissing me off
annoying fly
its the only way to get it
without buying it
but even so you would more than likely be in the red playing every mvm tour
hi
after seeing this gif so many times i just noticed the dog in the window
thank you british guy
i was just watching british guy
i also just watched the video in the middle
i got pack a punch on round 8
That's what the gamblers said before hitting jackpot
i like mann vs machine mainly because its insanely fun with friends doing a run every few months with a group is great
Never even played it once because I'm too poor to buy a mvm ticket
isnt the ticket like under 1 dollar
Nah I'm just making excuses, I've spent like 30 dollars on cosmetics and lost it by reselling them so much
85 cents per ticket
Ill buy you one
Nuh uh
I still have a strange medigun to sell, should be enough for a ticket
A snickers bar is 3 dollars
I mean when you get it back. Which will haopen
Many
Lets not do that drag on
Honser
camel toe honse
Wat
why this loos like a total drama island opening
Whoever made this game, fuuuuuuck yooouuuuu!!!! I have spent the last few hours dying over and over and over and over again……. I get SWARMED by zombies within a few minutes of gameplay🤬🤬🤬
animal.
"the military wouldn't have fallen in the walking dead"
the airborne strain having infected every single human being on the planet:
I mean. Everyone was infected. But only turned if dead
its very likely it spread in many places but was suppressed from the public
due to those experiments
and eventually it exploded beyond their control
Looking for a crew to play with ! Returning Player, experienced, 24yo Canadian
We have enough maple drinkers already
tabarnak
criss
canadia rises\
I catch and Cook more fish then I do Maple syrup, get my hook stuck in the tree, cant figure out how to get that stuff yet
Va mange ? Deux verbes qui se suivent le deuxième est à l'infinitif
Go eat
i dont speak french
va
I can make this worse
You already did
Looking for a crew to play with !
Returning Player, experienced, 24yo Canadian Male - 4/20 Friendly🪴
i sohuld make a food
#1019737819981283459 or #pz_b42_chat would most probably be better places to ask
!lfg
Read this to unlock posting in LFG:
https://discord.com/channels/136501320340209664/1440776605189538063
🧑🦯
A sandwich with a bol9gna and a cheese
I'd rather drink soy sauce than that tree juice
no..
meh, I don't really like cold cut meat except for salami
croissant/sub bread/baguette , butter, salami and melting cheese
I microwac
Microwav
Mel cheese bit
degen
Nuh uh
microwaving anything is a crime
Today is the first day in over a month I've showed up to work and there's no donuts
I'm happy and sad
you've been promoted to donut guy, please bring honey crullers
That knife and gloves probably cost two kidneys btw
wrong\
What about microwaving popcorn or is that an exception
whats a honey cruller
it's ok warframe economy is forgiving
doing the game blind, took a bit of trial and error, finally got my hands on fertilizer materials (potion bottles on left, failed mixtures on right)
only the greatest donut ever
i like sour cream glazed
tim hortons make good sour crema glazed
never tried them tbf
this is my witness to the greatness of honey cruellers
the humble engine turbine
I know it's a donut but this shit looks like a misfortune cookie
CHOCOLATE DIPPED ONES ARE THE BEST
Sure fwostiecorn
it's extremely fluffy and taste amazing
my fav donut from timmys will always be the strawberry filled
ESPECIALLY THE TIMBIT KINF
didn't think you'd stab me like that
what aboot the honey cruller
i can go for an iced capp right now actually, its like 30 degrees celsius
idk donut names
second best
i dont go to timies for it much
close enough
main thing i ever went there for was bagel
3rd best would be the chocolate eclair, depends on which one though
some timmies have cooler donuts than others
15 years ago I'd say it was one of fav places to go
i love the double oreo iced capp, best thing to get for summer
floof didn't know the greatness of the old Tim Horton
i dont remember
yes i do
idk if i know old tim horton
i remember tim hortons since 2009
hi everyone. I'm having a problem connecting to a friend's server, and the game closes automatically without an error. What can I do? or where should I go?
r u old
xal is 23
no
im 23
I wish
25
yes
25 isnt old
I'm 1-3 years away from shaving my head
I'm old enough for baldness
can i see ur hair before you go bald
Xal 8snt 23
all bald people know it but they dont want others to know
Xal is a fox
its a conspiracy
I am 159, I am not old
you are 19, says on ur profile
Oh crap
god damn whippersnapper
shoulda bought a house when you were 1 year old after the 2008 crash
Missed such a chance
Instead of buing houses i was learing how to walk. Stupid me
Hello im kinda new to like the online community of pz and was wondering if anyone could suggest a few servers?
Project Zomboid
you could always check in #1019737819981283459 or #1019725562337579028
why it doesn't feel out of place..
thank you
looney tune
freaky
Bruh I remember this guy at one of my jobs... He was in his early 20s... He has a full head of hair when I started there and about 10 months later he had the George Costanza
That shit happens fast
it's crazy
@lilac quarry why ur freaky like everytime ur hear, you need to go to rehab for that, thats not good
Can't relate though I'm an old man with a luscious thick head of hair
ur only 34
i think
37
damn
why
elderly
Geriatric
I'm so happy I still have my hair, which means I'll have it forever now
slappy dont listen to leon, he just jealous of your youth
ya ban everyone
Mine has thinned by probably 20% and my forehead has gotten a tiny bit bigger.
But like it used to be so thick I had barbers tell me to not come back cus it took too long
its that girl from green website
and fortnite
i'ts mercy from overwatch
i mean like she fits the Doc outfit
shes from the game?
oh
sup homeboys
what's up
how's it goin
me and my friends lost our 1 month old save
with one big mistake 😭
Well I just watched the odyssey trailer and gave it a dislike along with 50,000 others. So that’s cool I guess.
We got our first Christopher Nolan director flop slop before gta6
This hair conversation has caused me concern about my hair
It's kinda thin... I should go to a dermatologist
I still remember when they removed the number of dislikes on YouTube
Because it triggered everyone to have things disliked
Like this shit odyssey movie
how old are you
i'm 18 and i already have a widows peak lmao
It’s the food. All the microplastics
i dont know about that, i think it's just my dad also having a widows peak
i inherited that trait
I want to upgrade my laptop specifically for pz and stuff what should I upgrade??
Instead of Helen of Troy we get Helen of Detroit. Seriously what is this movie lol
What movie
Oh the new one
poor guy, doomed to the dome life
Make me prime minister
Of course dragon, you could burn all my opposition
Already have my vote
just watched a pigeon get obliterated by a car mid flight
Youre minister of commerce
Yum
Its a good job
Hello chat 
at least you did not lose a 90k dollar account
dude i wish my stupid ass brain could hold important mathematic equations
like stuff for the ged
WHY CANT I FUCKING REMEMBER SHIT
just rember
meow
miaou
For the longest time now, we have all thought Jake died peacefully... but Fionna and Cake episode 9 "The Worm And His Orchard", just revealed the truth. "The Undergrowth" exposed Finn's massive Pain Tree. Trauma so deep that when it cracks, his anguished scream of "JAKE!" tells us everything we need to know...
‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐...
But there is an excess of birds?
No no.. we have 7.
including you
Let me recount
And there's gonna be two more holes in you if you dont shut it
???
i dont know if thats supposed to be a threat or a promise
I cant express affection to lotg in any other way
bro just hates me
Contradictory statements
Okay after counting the birds present it turned out to be 3
The population decreased
i was close then
What is that alien
Moon creature
why joe rogan got a alien on da podcast
Impact crater
Hey guys, kinda new to the game, was thinking of trying to play with more experienced players on a duo run or something, or whatever people do on here
hmm.
I'm wondering, how many of you use a backpack empty just for tha sake of it?
!lfg or #1019725562337579028
Read this to unlock posting in LFG:
https://discord.com/channels/136501320340209664/1440776605189538063
🧑🦯
I'm also free to play for a bit.
No! I cant even run minecraft at 60fps!
Do not let the terrarian slay moon lord
Don't dot his to me
Hey guys, can anyone tell me how to join a server pls?
In the multiplayer tab.
lol , its so fun
@quasi slate havent rried this one yet
i havent seen this one yet this is completely new to me
I like the black packet buldak, idk if its spicier or not
Wait.... Rosé? That sounds kinda odd
its less spicy
black is basic
isnt the black one the double spicy one
are the noodles the same as all the other buldaks or are they thicker like the pink one
thats red
Could a ramen sommelier give me a suggestion for a fine vintage
I havent seen the red one in forever
shin ramen
too stronk for local tastes probably
they do a spicy one thats better than buldak? I like the regular beef ichiban one classic shit
they do a 2x and 3x spicy one ive seen around
cinema
I think I would prefer the 3x spicy one as the sauce bottle
yeah, sauce bottle so you get it as a super spicy concentrate
I like making ramen, saving the broth making a sauce from it and doing pork over rice with the spicy sauce another time
The best one
this is adorable
peak
Crack an egg into it call me chef
Never tried cheese
do it with plastic cheese because it stays melted better
What kind of cheese
do it with cabot cheese because you deserve more
american
Murican? Like Kraft?
it melts super easy easier to infuse it with the rest of the ramen or rameyon
Data centers will cover the face of this planet
As the elites create their own immortality matrix to upload to. Can’t accept death. Too rich.
modern internet wouldnt work without data centers
The immortality matrix won’t work without massive data centers all over the planet
I escaped the matrix a long time ago
You entered the matrix the day you were born
Cyberpunk type shit
hey puppers I was saying gn to the homie and my phone auto suggested "bed bed puppers" can you get out of my keyboard
and i escaped
why do you think only like 5 people are outside the matrix
uhh
andrew tate
Think about it. What’s the one thing the richest more powerful man on earth cannot buy
bed bed bird biscuit
And that’s why they will invent an “immortality” matrix
They will take billionaires wealth in exchange for eternal consciousness in the matrix
He who controls and owns the keys to this matrix will rule the planet
And this is factually going to happen
I have seen it
what sucks I have most stuff off so idk what its picking its data from
tahts even more unnerving
discord wired into my keyboard
Your phone is reading your thoughts btw
V, let's ice this corpo bitch for fun
-L
i swear there was a setting to see how much damage your doing (not the combat text mod) it would show green numbers
im pretty sure it was a native feature
Steam has done it again after it was discovered another game was nothing more than malware
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combat mission fortress italy
ATR dingo sounds funny but the satan car is 2good
i got it a week a go
(daimler)
idk havent tried it yet
You need to stop looking into the mirror if it disgust you that much bbg
im sorry yoda
sorry for what
if ur tlakinga bout the lore drop thing
you are very much a tsundere
damn gurt you levelled up
Clearly they killed someone you know
wdym
trash fish
reaction speed of molasses
It called be eepy
THIS dude just used the expression small fry
Gurt is 100% a femfish
youre now super evil
More like super lame
That's Mr. super evil to you
im ready for my pic perms guys
Super good
mmm
Guy
im so ready
needs more time in the oven
Good guy gurt
mods can we beat this guy please
Kill this trash fish while ur at it
and then?
im so cooked and ready to cut
Baka fish
im so ready to be served
im so ready to be plated up
naked cat freaks
seals = cats
fat cat
Oh so that's why youre mean to me
Why
Preciate it
yodadodoa
Chicken butt
What dies this meannnn
what a productive conversation, as always
Neither of these photos has fish
Its a fish
A fish
Naked chicken
KFC's next victim
what is is this?
a cocky horse
On my subnautica journey
Finished all there is to do in subnautica 2 with my friend and finished subnautica 1 in coop mod as well
Now gonna do below zero in multiplayer mod
wait is sub 2 filly released?
ea
hence all there is to do rather than finished
tbh there isnt much to do atm, but i did get almost 9 hours out of it
gonna go back to it in a years time
Does subnautica 1 coop mod works fine?
Hi again chat
yeah absolutely fine
almost seamless
almost
I keep getting banned for being a spammer when I ain't one
still obvious its not meant to be played multiplayer but 99% of the time you wouldnt notice. and there arent any game breaking bugs
the worst you gotta do is reload
Hello mod
hello abandoned subaru impreza neko
We're you the one who unbanned me
you might be sending too many dms to too many people
yeah
lmaoo
Yeah that's what it was I added to many people lol
youre the guy?
yeah discord flags that as suspicious activity
I just like making freinds
and we ban accounts reported by discord
well unbanning its usually me, leon or sully, or occasionally nasko
Were you friending people you never spoken with?
odds are its me
Sometimes yes
No I saw someone complaining about a bot mass friending
oh ok
well I guess you learned your lesson
why though
This is the 3rd time I had to appeal
Talk to people first at least
I don't know call ita habit maybe
maybe stop doing that, for your sake at least
I been working on it
Discord has just kept me marked as spam
And I just roll with it like nothing happened
This is a cruel, cruel world..
why not makw it a habit of asking people if they want to be your friend first?
i mean no wonder
People dont like unsolicited requests usually
if youre going around spamming friend requests
that too
Yeah Im dumb I know
i get a lot of random friend requests since becoming mod, i never accept any
That's honestly fair
would you accept mine 🥺
Cruel world, everyone needs you when you become cooler
Everyone is friends with floof
are you?
Probably
I have 5 floofs I know
DENIED
you dont get to say no
Access Denied
Discord is doo doo
tru
The one plus side about being a mod in my opinion is 1 you can interact with people and be yourself but have the power to deal with the weirdos
A person who thinks all the time, has nothing but thoughts in his head
I wonder when discord is goikg to push the age restriction stuff so I can finally leave thos god forsaken place
Yes
Doo doo with sprinkles
I used to work on cars for a bit
if you lived in the uk thatd be like a year ago
Cool
How you doing guys windows screwed me over and deinstalled amd adreralin edition without telling me
classic windows
Can't age restriction me I'm old enough discord was too late
So do they record everything you say? In their modle
Thats why you need to use windows 98
idk
I'm 20 years old discord can't do shit to me
you just have to confirm your age here now
how?
had to do it for reddit and discord
I ain't selling my face to some greedy company
I remember
I am not sending my identification to any non government related website.
face scanning or ID, I went with face scan
Damn
Hiiiii bestie
my face is out there already anyway
Gmod facescan
Yo, how you doing.
Omw to search yo face in leaked files
Surviving life like everyone else
frogski leaks
nice, me too.
Don't turn this into war thunder leaks type shit
I already have real id 
What happened to war thunder
Uh alot
Got it for taxes years ago
Unc
I’m 22 you baby faced lizard
I ain't no baby
bro but like I dont even get why I had so many crashes before bc of hd2 or shadow of war but bloons td6 or repo aint that deep I never crashed bc of them. and now I start pc wonder why steam says some dll data is missing and I find out maybe its AMD and I open amd and I just get gigantic bug report I never saw before and well after that I was confused and saw adrenalin is completely gone and AMD ryzen master isnt recognizing hardware but idk that may have been before not sure
Immaculate drip
Lizard
might want to just wipe your pc clean and reinstall
Shed your skin
start from a clean slate
I always wondered why fallout 2 used bmps
Yo chat what's your thoughts on sub machine guns
I rather not no thank you I dont got a 500 GB external hard drive or the time to do that
Why get sub machine gun when you can have machine gun
I reinstall everything on my laptop often
Love 'em
Mp7 A1 is cool
I love using these like in paday 2
I waiting for the MP5K mod I saw someone working on
I prefer dom machine guns
if youre having issues it might be the quickest way, also you dont need a 500gb external drive, there is an option to just reset from the settings
i got like 300 gigs of screenshots and clips and game saves no.
Get a a10
Revolver
Use a drive lol
how much storage you got
2 tera like most is used for games and I have kinda an idea how to not install game saves but also kinda dont
Like a car?
not a revolver, it's a sawed off bolt action rifle
you might have an issue of your C drive being too full maybe
I don't even KNOW what I got in my flashes anymore
Oh cool
Who the heck does that
I've never seen anyone doing this
@neon bramble
Oberez
happened a lot actually back in the day
answer em i guess idk
the most famous one would be the obrez yeah
Kogo
Hug for the bestie
cut down mosin during the bolshevik revolution
We sawed off the barrel of every gun at least once
See the snub nose revolver
anyone valo? steam is only down bc amd works with it very closely with settings valo does too but idk its just build different
Mini mosin proves that size does not matter it is damage
Don't make me think of AR2 when I'm banned from Roblox
That's interesting
Glory to mini mosin
Banned from Roblox?
well no a massively cut down barrel suffers a lot in terms of damage
Yes
Roblox is ahh now
How the hell did you get banned from Roblox
Other.
it sucks outside of like 10 meters in front of you
Other than being named pewdiepie because that got me banned
your bullets go tumbling
Do yall remember that curved barrel gun
two entirely different games
Natural disaster survival and murder mystery about the only good games on Roblox
i only played like grave digger on there
Try weird gun game

wouldnt call roblox a game even, more like a platform
It's better than any Western slop dmr this was grown in the natural reserves from the dirt as a single round in the beginning
just underground battlefield
You make a valid point
OBerez reload funny

Don't like Robloc much
I love when 80% of the players you play with can't chat with you
if you mean the german one it was just the barrel attachment not a gun in itself
I kinda low-key quit
They worry Abt the wrong stuff
☝️ 🤓
Nerd
Roblox became too much about hangout slop
I wonder if historically they gave pilots these sawn off bolties because it would be smart as hell
Pilot could link up with and receive ammo from regular infantry
It was at one point somewhere ppl actually made interesting games
Still do they just get overshadowed
Hangout without chat, great joke
grave digger is p cool
like it was one good recent game on there
a pitote without a plane is dead anywyas no ?
that i tried out
Yeah like 2013-2015ish
it's for hiding under the floorboards until the call for revolution comes
||ultrakill exists||
Every game I made gets taken down for violent content when it's just blood particles and shooting each other
then you shoot a soldier then steal his rifle
one handing the 762x54r recoil without a stock, that man is superhumanly strong
Not always, just your war thunder match turns into rising storm 2
new infantry mode be like
He do be bayonetting sentries and flametroopers
plus, he can take a tank shell without breaking apart
Fire
cut down full size rifle is kinda pointless
Give em the m1 grand
historically they usually gave them purpose built small guns, or pistols
folding guns, plain carbines, pistols and the like
Survival rifles
I think the americans just gave their airmen m1 carbines? I forgor
Funny shotgun/rifle
M1 Grand medic kitty
the .22LR ar7 is a famous example
Yes
american equipment brought to you by the letter m
@clear compass
M everything
wouldnt say pointless, it has its uses, its just more emergency/partisan/covert than in any official capacity
Why don't u just carry a bazooka in there between ur legs
Did bro have a orgasm and this is after lmao
I meant in context of for pilots from a military that can just make new weapons
oh yeah definitely
I looked up a garan's price in france and it's between 1.5 and 7 thousand euros
the M4 hornet
intermediate caliber weapons became popular anyway
Hiii floof
god noo!!
hi
discord is shattering our connections
It's annoying
mint, launch it.
my favourite example of a survival gun is the TP-82
Canned spam
hello big moss
I'm not a spammer it's so annoying to deal with
Best gun ash 12
TRUE
my fav survival gun is the GAU-5/5
i was a jaeger main doe
nah colt walker best gun that ever existed
Can help u collect wood, food, water, and a plan if everything else goes wrong
Bone
where
You’re on the list 📜
Says here you spammed
the triple barrel shotgun rifle axe gun
bone not here
fat cap n ball revolver my beloved
Show me
Da
pretty good survival gun design id say
@stone meadow do you own a spetsnaz survival machete
is it accurate that they used shoveles during the war like they do in BF1
why not
Maybe you’re not a spammer but have short term memory loss and so you ping constantly

until it shoots and goes into your shoulder
yeah, those little shovels can be pretty deadly
you can sharpen those to be oddly shaped cleavers pretty much
The reason why Is I sent freind request before even messaging said person
my soldier always loses his mind whenever an enemy throw gas at us, they're like MERDE GAS GAS GAS
Like, it's just mustard gas, relax bro, you have a barely functional mask
Trench shovel is shaped like weapon so why not weapon
Multiply that by 100
Hello 
anything you can get your hands on
How goes the week so far
trench spike
does big boss wear a beret like this for most of the games
just a metal stake sharpened and bent around itself as a shitass hand guard
Entrench your positions boys
Mmmm wrap can I throw it in the microwave
it has a sheath for it, its not just out there like that lmao
Helmet
I would assume someone prolly got killed with a kitchen utensil during the war as well
No, only at the end of MGS3 and MGS4 iirc
your house will burn down trust
hmm well i put it on my bird
Call me a trench raider, the way i sneak into enemy camps and beat their skulls in with a metal bat as they sleep.
i doubt that axe is full tang when attached to a gun
im a gun nerd but im not in the habit of collecting bladed weapons
He wears a bandanna
getting beat to death with a rolling pin
Beep beep beep yay it's cooked
more gun nerdy than me? or equal
pretty darn difficult to get a bandana on my sideways facing bird, maybe i should get a new subject
wdym, the handle is just attached underneath at the pistol grip as a whole thing
whats your favorite bird lou
its only attached as a bonus
It's nice to see you floof
thankies
birds,,,
mee
Idk birds
i dont know
i can turn a cat into a big cat
you cant really keep both around one another
Kibby
Why don't u get into gun smithing u wanna be around guns so much
I can turn cat into Catgirl
you should learn about the KA2-5, its like, lost media
Better than playing a video game plus u make money
WHO DARES PING THE MIX
joe
What is ligma?
Only one who dares is the Fearless Frenchman
it's a break action
DO NOT THE MIZ
Someone pinged you after I sent a m1 grand thing
Balls
not hard to fit a lug in the grip
sloshed brain in there?
Hi mix :)
mic
MICROPHONE
very funny design either way
I'm suffering.
financially or physically
I agreed to work the polls today and it's miserably slow.
Have pat.
In this economy? Definitely both
Ty! 
May I freind OwO
moisture damage
Fellow gun nerds
Possibly.

What the fuck was this for
Another spam to their name
What even
Spicy
before the AK-100 series
So am i ! i am going to reach a critical point very soon 😌
me
So I am a pirate and this is perfect for my ship raids
I'm a witch chambered in 7.62x51mm.
Makes me look like a boss
they unfortunately chambered me in 22.
Im a catgirl chambered in 9mm subsonic
Could be worse. Airguns are technically firearms in .17.
.317 usually
Spray at the guy wearing the wrong colored clothes on the corner store and miss hitting some random people walking across behind
Fire away
I'll tell you when you're older.
To kill the Zomboids
To put as many holes in you as possible
dayum
Bullets are expendable sounds like a short lifespan
i think i'd be a .308
Crazy comment XD
i still dunno what did i do to piss this guy off that bad
khyber pass special
Haven’t you heard? We’re on the list of expendables
Humans are also expendable
:/
like, 308 ME?
I would be a 40 caliber. So forgotten but still there
cuts off your foot
no no, its a real gun
yes flof
Meow
