general_chat

[west laurel]

gotta beat all the standard plagues on brutal though

[plush cobalt]

Just one time

[onyx igloo]

NO

[west laurel]

brutals not that hard tbh

[marsh glacier]

i never knew that

i never really played it that much though

[west laurel]

mega brutal is actually difficult

because sometimes RNG just isnt in your favor

the neurax worm is overpowered asf

[marsh glacier]

these words mean nothing to my clown brain

[west laurel]

can spread independently via trojan planes
doesnt need to kill everyone to win
transcendence symptom allows victory without lethality
hard to cure
spreads rapidly

[plush cobalt]

Also I didn't even notice until now that I was eating spaghetti in a white t-shirt, but fortunately I am indeed capable of consuming food without making a mess of it

[west laurel]

cant say the same

i cant stop making messes

#1 mess maker

[marsh glacier]

im a professional at eating in bed so i make zero mess

lol

[plush cobalt]

I am the least messy person until I decide to tease my partner for being messy

[marsh glacier]

eating in bed

[half kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1435416605659103306/1504848554613805237/IMG_1812.jpg?ex=6a087aee&is=6a07296e&hm=c34e81f9fbe7f20919f020c5dfb8f647e473341ef7d0d91560d7cc7feafb62e5&

[west laurel]

im the #1 girlfailure

[plush cobalt]

Have you considered just being awesome

[marsh glacier]

what quantifies that

[west laurel]

dude my eyesockets are permanently dark i think

[marsh glacier]

mine also, from genetics

[west laurel]

permanent dark spots

[marsh glacier]

i like how it looks though

[half kettle]

i thought so too when i worked night shift but then i slept good and they disappeared within a week

[plush cobalt]

Yeah I have genetic eye bags too, doesn't have to be a bad thing

[marsh glacier]

we look cool and tired

we have aura

[west laurel]

ive been asked multiple times by my teachers if i sleep well

i do

i sleep like a baby

its just that i wake up like one too

[marsh glacier]

what does the nothing reaction mean

[plush cobalt]

If people think you hate them when they meet you that means you can pleasantly surprise them when you say they're right

[west laurel]

screaming and shitting myself

[marsh glacier]

are you questioning my aura

[west laurel]

getting me out of bed requires pulling me up

[marsh glacier]

only work gets me out of bed

work and showering

i looove hot showers

ill take a shower just to get back in bed and fuck my hair up again with a nap

[plush cobalt]

Showers: awesome
The idea of transitioning between the states of not being in the shower & being in the shower (either direction): hell

[west laurel]

i hate being wet

i look uglier than shit when im wet

but look pretty when im not

[half kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/aussiecrazybatlady-bat-bats-flyingfox-fruitbat-gif-12400934

[marsh glacier]

i also hate being wet

my hair gets so thin

[west laurel]

im like a cat

mrrp mrow

[plush cobalt]

Being wet rules, getting wet sucks

[west laurel]

wait what

[onyx igloo]

i dont care about being wet i look the same

[marsh glacier]

i like being wet in situations where i decided to

[neon bramble]

staring at the showerhead for a full 5 minutes before turning it on

[marsh glacier]

like swimming

or showering

[onyx igloo]

i look like the dumbass i am dry or moistened

[west laurel]

i dont like swimming

[marsh glacier]

but i fucking loathe rain

[west laurel]

every time i go swimming

i somehow ALWAYS end up getting an ear infection

[plush cobalt]

I turn on the shower before even removing my clothes to guilt trip myself into getting in to not waste water

[west laurel]

i literally have one right now

[neon bramble]

I'll drop in a body of water with no hesitation though

[marsh glacier]

is your ear still swimming

[onyx igloo]

ear plugs

[west laurel]

i STILL cant hear out of my right ear

[onyx igloo]

waterproof ear plugs

[west laurel]

the pain is gone but

i cant

fucking

hear

[half kettle]

im sure you can get a heartattack from shocking your body repeatedly with a splash of cold water

[marsh glacier]

everytime i try taking cold showers i feel like i can't breathe

i like boiling myself alive in hot water

[west laurel]

every time i shower

im exhausted when i get out

[stiff geyser]

That's why I don't shower

[west laurel]

because i CANT FUCKING BREATHE

[stiff geyser]

Too risky

[west laurel]

in hot showers

[half kettle]

Living up to the poopy name

[onyx igloo]

dont take a hot shower

[half kettle]

Keep it up!

[onyx igloo]

lukewarm

[marsh glacier]

i have never pooped in my life because poop is gross

[plush cobalt]

Take whichever type of shower you like

[west laurel]

mudslide

[half kettle]

can i take a benadryl shower

[plush cobalt]

Do you like that

[marsh glacier]

shower in spiders

[onyx igloo]

barbeque shower

[west laurel]

i hate spiders

i hate spiders so god damn motherfucking much

with a burning passion

[plush cobalt]

That's not nice

[stiff geyser]

I can't reply without risking a ban

[west laurel]

i hate spiders SOOO MUCH

[marsh glacier]

i am a tiny spider jumping on a keyboard to send messages here

this is my secret

[plush cobalt]

🧐

[west laurel]

i bet its a dirty joke

[onyx igloo]

i believe i know where its going but i wont say

[marsh glacier]

what, a golden shower?

[west laurel]

yea

[onyx igloo]

i think possibly worse

[west laurel]

we all knew

[marsh glacier]

that's a goated ass terraria weapon

ichor is op

[west laurel]

[plush cobalt]

This is a funny double-meaning, since the context is showering. I appreciate this joke that you have shared with us. You will be spared in 2035.

[marsh glacier]

what's happening in 2035

[west laurel]

spare deez nuts hoe

August 12th, 2036

August 12th, 2036

[marsh glacier]

it's 2036 now?

[west laurel]

August 12th, 2036

[marsh glacier]

make up your damn mind

[stiff geyser]

Everyone gets unbanned

[marsh glacier]

even me?

[stiff geyser]

Literally me

[west laurel]

i wish i wasnt born a manipulator

:(

[marsh glacier]

what does that mean

[plush cobalt]

Wish granted

[west laurel]

im naturally really good at manipulating people to my will

[marsh glacier]

i wish i was born with 4 arms

[west laurel]

thing is i dont do it intentionally

i dont even notice when i do it

[marsh glacier]

isn't that a good thing

[west laurel]

its not malicious most of the time

usually its to create safety

[west laurel]

its a blessing and a curse

its ruined many relationships

[marsh glacier]

just don't manipulate people

[stiff geyser]

Actually I googled and the apocalypse is in 2038

[west laurel]

easier said than done..

id stop it but

thing is

i never notice when im doing it

its subconscious

[marsh glacier]

actually it's in 2016

get ready

[plush cobalt]

If you can think of instances where it's happened it doesn't sound like it's fully subconscious

[west laurel]

whos gonna tell them 2016 was 3 years ago

[stiff geyser]

Nah fr we getting second Y2K in 2038

[young kelp]

3 head mace is neat in reforged

enemy getting negative defense values

[marsh glacier]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/833631161204473856/1475553825472380998/togif.gif

[west laurel]

i never notice in the moment

[plush cobalt]

This time around there are already solutions way ahead of it though

[marsh glacier]

ill get a job once this whole covid thing blows over

[west laurel]

that sounds great

but

one problem..

i dont think anyone wants to hire someone named vagina

[plush cobalt]

What!

[marsh glacier]

who is vagina

[west laurel]

you

[marsh glacier]

who me

[west laurel]

yes you

[marsh glacier]

you?

who's you

[west laurel]

i hate you

[stiff geyser]

I love you

[marsh glacier]

who is you

[stiff geyser]

Chat what do y'all think of my pfp? Very expensive commission smh

[marsh glacier]

evvylynnie more like

ass

[marsh glacier]

very cutesy honestly

[west laurel]

ban all twinks and obliterate hawaii

[stiff geyser]

Touch the twinks and I'll end you

[plush cobalt]

I thought that was a picture of you

[marsh glacier]

mine was also expensive but i love my lil clown oc

[west laurel]

yall commission artists?

[onyx igloo]

why is he looking at me like that

[half kettle]

soulllesss

[west laurel]

i have so much anxiety that instead of commissioning, i just decided to learn how to draw

[marsh glacier]

THEY..................

[half kettle]

no brain

[stiff geyser]

Quite original ngl

[onyx igloo]

why is the creature looking at me like that

[marsh glacier]

maybe they like you

[stiff geyser]

Most people's OC's are just furry stuff

[half kettle]

is the eastern bluebird a furry

[west laurel]

as a trans woman

[onyx igloo]

i dont pay people for anything

[west laurel]

femtanyl has to be

the worst

fucking

music

ive ever heard

from anyone ever

[marsh glacier]

all my trans friends love fentanyl

I agree it's mid at best

[half kettle]

fent is good

[marsh glacier]

love machine girl tho

[stiff geyser]

Huh?

[half kettle]

Music artist femtanyl.

[west laurel]

femtanyl's music sounds like someone put 3 forks in a microwave

its so horrible

how can anyone actually like femtanyl

[half kettle]

I think you enjoy femtanly on fent.

[west laurel]

i swear they only like the band cuz the lead singer is transfem

[marsh glacier]

people got different tastes

[west laurel]

and they think noelle is a furry

note: she isnt

[west laurel]

i understand music is subjective

but like

just this once its objective

[marsh glacier]

objectively steely dan is the best

[west laurel]

i heard of my favorite band from a character with the same name as me

in emily is away too

[stiff geyser]

JoJo reference

[plush cobalt]

I have developed a new advanced sudoku technique called “S-Wing”. It's somewhat similar to the X-Wing technique. To use it, draw an “S” inside one of the nine boxes in the grid. You can now guarantee that the S will contain each digit 1–9 exactly once. I'm sharing this with you all very early, expect it to be published officially soon

[marsh glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-jjba-jojo's-bizarre-adventure-car-this-isnt-the-car-gif-7982996358501566052

[onyx igloo]

all i can describe femtanyl is like giving a victorian child a dorito

what is going on

[west laurel]

its like giving a baby seven different methamphetamines

[onyx igloo]

that was my experience

[marsh glacier]

i wouldn't give a victorian child anything

[west laurel]

the seven deadly drugs

[marsh glacier]

fuck off victorian child

[stiff geyser]

Hold on I'll look for the manga

[marsh glacier]

i love the Joe

[onyx igloo]

you are the victorian child

[west laurel]

https://open.spotify.com/track/3c3XnCPwxGhQEHFxxjQcWe?si=e585d6f0ab204ed7

[marsh glacier]

give me stuff

[west laurel]

just listen to it

bloody cunt

[marsh glacier]

ill have silly reactions

[onyx igloo]

dirty stinky socks

[marsh glacier]

i don't appreciate this sean

[plush cobalt]

Spanish mentioned

[west laurel]

"femtanyl's music is repetitive and loud to convey the oppressive anxiety and repetitive fear of being trans"

[viral echo]

😭

[west laurel]

yeah its still dogshit

dont care what the meaning is

[stiff geyser]

The superior language

[west laurel]

it sucks

[plush cobalt]

Here he goes

[west laurel]

youre a larper

youll never be spanish

[marsh glacier]

do you like breakcore at all

[west laurel]

no

breakcore is just

https://tenor.com/view/meg-griffin-family-guy-noise-pollution-random-instruments-sound-pollution-gif-26408403691444825

this

[marsh glacier]

i love me some breakcore

[west laurel]

literally this

[stiff geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-stronger-smarter-better-gif-27330950

Im latino, not Spanish

Smh

[marsh glacier]

i thought you were fred

[plush cobalt]

Don't you mean latinx? You're welcome

[stiff geyser]

My full name is Fred latino pooper

[marsh glacier]

you poop out Latinos?

get that checked out man

[stiff geyser]

That doesn't offend me as much as latinx

[west laurel]

i thought chinese people spoke spanish when i was 5

[stiff geyser]

They should

Spanish is so peak

Man I wanna read a book in Spanish right now

[west laurel]

spanish wants to be french so bad

[plush cobalt]

That's the one I meant to type lol, latine is the one I think makes sense

[stone gorge]

man fred i havent seen you in like a bajillion years

[west laurel]

youll never be french

[stiff geyser]

Sup dude

I see you here from time to time

You weren't paying attention

[stiff geyser]

Thank god

[stone gorge]

no i get paid attention 😼

[plush cobalt]

There used to be a genuinely respected school of thought in linguistics that was effectively “everything wants to be French”

[stiff geyser]

Imagine the world if every language wanted to be Spanish

https://tenor.com/view/lawyer-lionel-hutz-simpsons-gif-7876162

[plush cobalt]

Anyone who thinks the world would be better off with a single language needs to explain why they think diversity is bad

[west laurel]

english >>>

aliens that speak english in movies have canonically been conquered by british people

[onyx igloo]

there should be a standardized language everyone can speak and then their ancestry language

[stone gorge]

diversity isnt bad but unification will bring us further forward as a society

[stiff geyser]

We already do that with fucking English

[west laurel]

french isnt a romance language

[plush cobalt]

Languages don't really work that neatly

[west laurel]

hoho mi wiwi croissant

[stiff geyser]

Except those who are born in English speaking countries. They never learn a second language

[onyx igloo]

language is stupid at times and i hate writing essays

[onyx igloo]

i tried learning but i forgot because nobody spoke it to me

[west laurel]

i dont like learning languages

im never gonna use it

and most of the world already speaks english

[plush cobalt]

And then there's the choice of what the “standardized language” would be. Usually assumed English because many English-only speakers think they're the “default”

[west laurel]

why would i need to learn another language

[stiff geyser]

Loser mentality

[west laurel]

fuckass british empire

[stiff geyser]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/900966887251402805/1375202769555820665/1.1x.webp

[plush cobalt]

No it won't

[west laurel]

this is just mean

[stiff geyser]

Spanish

[stone gorge]

ok boomer

[plush cobalt]

Linguistic determinism is for stinky doo doo heads

[stiff geyser]

I am one

[plush cobalt]

I know

[stiff geyser]

I just love how peak Spanish is

[plush cobalt]

You can love your language without wishing death on every other language

[onyx igloo]

how about the standard language be polish

[onyx igloo]

i dont know why

[stiff geyser]

I don't hate polish

[marsh glacier]

im french

[stiff geyser]

but...

[stiff geyser]

Blocked

[marsh glacier]

cajun french

[stiff geyser]

Tf does that mean?

[marsh glacier]

Louisiana

[stiff geyser]

Peak I guess

[marsh glacier]

i agree

[pseudo ruin]

Real

[marsh glacier]

blow up all french canadians

[west laurel]

why does nobody dm me when im trans

but everyone in my dms when im a femboy

what the fuck

[half kettle]

?

[plush cobalt]

?

[pseudo ruin]

[stiff geyser]

People have accused me of being a chaser

[west laurel]

?

[stiff geyser]

I won't risk it

[west laurel]

well yeah why would you chase people

are you a killer

[half kettle]

I think jason voorhees would be the best cardio instructor

[stiff geyser]

Ñ

[plush cobalt]

Pretty wild that no one commented on my groundbreaking sudoku technique

[marsh glacier]

i don't dm anyone

[stiff geyser]

Omar I love sudoku

[marsh glacier]

nobody dms me either

[west laurel]

because nobody cares

[stiff geyser]

You are insulting my hobby

[west laurel]

fuck you and fuck your groundbreaking sudoku technique

[stiff geyser]

Wanna dm?

[west laurel]

im kidding

i love you omar

im kidding

im sorry

[plush cobalt]

Hey um no offense but fuck you and you're no longer safe in 2035

[west laurel]

:(

[plush cobalt]

Oh okay

[half kettle]

I didn't get it

[plush cobalt]

Nevermind 🙂

[marsh glacier]

not especially

[stiff geyser]

Fair enough

[west laurel]

i could kick everyones ass in chess

[plush cobalt]

Would you like me to explain it again

[west laurel]

elo of like

[marsh glacier]

i got a 400 elo watch out

[west laurel]

1300

[stiff geyser]

Nah I'd win

[west laurel]

ill whoop all yalls asses

[marsh glacier]

i know how to do fools mate you're doomed

[west laurel]

im fuckin

bobby fischer

[stiff geyser]

I have a Harry Potter chess unfortunately

[west laurel]

but reincarnated

[west laurel]

ill scholars mate you bud

[half kettle]

Sure but start from what sudoku is

[marsh glacier]

idk what that is so im immune to it

i only know fools mate

[plush cobalt]

Bro is gonna fall for the goon's gambit

[west laurel]

that actually makes you really vulnerable to it

[plush cobalt]

Sudoku is a game

[marsh glacier]

don't goon during chess omar

focus on the game

[stiff geyser]

The Frenchman's cumsock

[harsh vault]

me

[stiff geyser]

I was playing it on the bus and next to me was a father explaining to their kid wtf I was playing lol it was cute

[west laurel]

chess grandmasters will see you move a pawn to e4 and say "ahh, the classic limpdick shitlips opening, good choice"

[marsh glacier]

everybody i meet has you as a mutual friend how are you not getting dms

[harsh vault]

i am getting dms

like every 5 minutes

[marsh glacier]

why'd you say me then

[plush cobalt]

Hell yeah I love sudoku

[marsh glacier]

oh wait i get it

[stiff geyser]

Fr it's so weird

[west laurel]

sudoku is boring asl

[stiff geyser]

Any random person I click on this server has floof as friend

[west laurel]

i hate my ex-boyfriend so fucking much

[marsh glacier]

friendmaxxing

[stiff geyser]

Literally najimi from that anime

[plush cobalt]

Perhaps sis is playing boring puzzles

[marsh glacier]

did he like suddoku

[harsh vault]

i dm you

[west laurel]

no

[stiff geyser]

I love my first ex and I'm indifferent about the second

[west laurel]

he leaked a lot of personal embarrassing things though

from when i wasnt right in the head

including my face

[marsh glacier]

i guess

that hardly counts though

shitty situation

[harsh vault]

true

[west laurel]

he said i looked like a mass shooter

[stiff geyser]

Huh

[west laurel]

he commonly called me the t-slur after our break-up

so yeah i really hate his guts

[stiff geyser]

Was that an internet dating thing?

[west laurel]

yeah

i dont really do that stuff anymore

[stiff geyser]

Based

[west laurel]

and my love interest probably has no interest in me now

[stiff geyser]

Those relationships kinda suck

[marsh glacier]

most of my relationships have been online

i exist mostly online

im such a chud

[stiff geyser]

Fr

Touch grass or something

[west laurel]

cant

rainy

[stiff geyser]

I like chatting with people and all but I have several friends outside of the internet

Also a bf like 3km away from me

[marsh glacier]

i used to but ive really started isolating these past 2 years

[half kettle]

can you convert that to nano meters

[marsh glacier]

cut mostly everyone off

[west laurel]

same

[marsh glacier]

i talk to my family and that's about it

[west laurel]

i deleted my old account cuz i wanted a fresh start

[stiff geyser]

It's an annoying distance to walk but using the car feels overkill

Also it's like two miles

For all the Americans here

[stiff geyser]

That ain't healthy

[half kettle]

Well as a bird strictly speaking we use centi meters.

[marsh glacier]

yeah

[half kettle]

Our ant allies use nano meters and they want to track you

[marsh glacier]

doin it anyway though

[stiff geyser]

I'm so close to just erasing all social media fr

[half kettle]

you need a good amount of replacements if you get rid of a dependancy

[marsh glacier]

i did that as soon as I got out of highschool

no snap no insta just tiktok and discord

[west laurel]

"humans are insatiable beasts, theyre the only species that constantly kills each other"

ants when they spot another ant of a slightly different color

[marsh glacier]

im a racist ant

[stiff geyser]

Do you know how many books I own?

[half kettle]

Poop if I knew that i'd be a stalker.

[stiff geyser]

I'd love to read in the hours I now use for doom scrolling and chatting

[viral echo]

!!! huge

[stiff geyser]

Argentinian ant supremacy

[west laurel]

https://open.spotify.com/track/0u6SJZRhC1KSguPxLACkt9?si=654631265f2a48a2

[marsh glacier]

these usually have unique modifiers on them

i love rimming

[west laurel]

Аргентину разгромили на Фолклендских островах.

[marsh glacier]

qu'est ce que cela signifie

[stiff geyser]

Qué poronga dice ahí?

[marsh glacier]

Tower of Babel

[west laurel]

Miaou

[stiff geyser]

Lmao

[viral echo]

AHHHH!!!!

[marsh glacier]

chill bro it's just wasps

they don't do severe injuries they just try to take you down through pain threshold

[stiff geyser]

Bro got stabbed in the tongue. Tried to kiss the wasp

[viral echo]

lucky this guy does not care about pain

[stiff geyser]

Man I wanna read The Walking Dead

Peak comic

[marsh glacier]

i was thinkin about rewatching it

[west laurel]

the show isnt that bad

[marsh glacier]

i doubt ill make it far it's got such a legendary fall off

but it starts out so peak

[west laurel]

i just hate when zombie media devolves into having humans as the main threat

[marsh glacier]

same

[west laurel]

its why i love 28 days later

the main threat is the infected

[marsh glacier]

have you ever heard of project zomboid

[west laurel]

yes

im playing with a 28 days later preset

meow

mrow

mrrp

prr

:3

[marsh glacier]

i like how lonely it is

i hope npcs don't subtract from that too much

why are you meowing

[west laurel]

superb survivors npcs > bandits npcs

yeah i said it

[marsh glacier]

neither mod ever worked for me so

from what i can tell they're both janky

[west laurel]

superb survivors: jack of all trades, master of none
bandits: glorified sprinters

i once got shot in the neck by a bandit

and somehow survived

project zomboid logic at its finest

it wasnt a small gun like a .22 LR either

[west laurel]

it was 5.56

[viral echo]

how does that even happen?

[marsh glacier]

don't makeout with wasps

[marsh glacier]

is that big

im not a gun nerd

[west laurel]

its the standard NATO assault rifle round

i got shot in the neck by an M16

[marsh glacier]

so like a big rifle bullet

yeouch

[west laurel]

your neck holds a lot of vital blood vessels

such as the carotid artery

getting shot in the neck will kill you in seconds irl

[marsh glacier]

kirk'd

[stiff geyser]

Nah I'd win

[west laurel]

how my pz character survived that is

beyond me

LOL

[stiff geyser]

Too soon

[west laurel]

VALAC YOU CANT SAY THAT😭

[marsh glacier]

it was worth it

[west laurel]

wanna be frens

[stiff geyser]

Sure

[marsh glacier]

the fred nobody invited

[west laurel]

be frens with me

fred and valac

[marsh glacier]

yeah let's be buds

[viral echo]

!!!

[marsh glacier]

never actually used any of the seeds you loot from crates

archoseeds are just good for sellin

[wide charm]

<@&671452400221159444> Just a heads up user @dim portal is a bot spamming friend requests at random with people who share a server with them.

[viral echo]

🤔

[marsh glacier]

you've got that one ideoligion meme

scarification i think it's called

[young kelp]

pain is virtue

comes with the meme

honestly one of the easiest meme to work with

[young kelp]

Pain is virtue
Tunneler
Cannibalism
Human primacy

very easy meme combo as it gives you only the buffs of the worst things to happen to a pawn

while human primacy gives you access to the crafter role that gives a +1 quality to all items that can be given quality

art, weapons, clothes, and armor you'd be rich with constant masterworks and be well equipped

while being able to consume what is normally disposed off

[short lagoon]

what's the best pos and neg traits for a mechanic?

[lean pine]

what with this bug

every time i enter a car it crash and i cant load my world

[solemn quartz]

minecraft psvita cheatless superflat survival tu14

day 1

[lean pine]

wwrong game and sever

[solemn quartz]

lol its general chat

https://tenor.com/view/boooooo-this-guy-stinks-serious-spongebob-squarepants-gif-11981386

[harsh crane]

i showered yesterday

its fine

[young kelp]

howd you even get the saplings? Does psvita have wandering traders? Let alone the stone tools

[solemn quartz]

bonus chest

[young kelp]

or is it a different kind of superflat cause the last one I remember is just dirt and bedrock

[solemn quartz]

i know im smart praise me

[solemn quartz]

nah its legit superflat

its on tu14 the first version of legacy console

[lyric galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/guardians-of-the-galaxy-adam-warlock-dont-be-rash-will-poulter-marvel-gif-7269497775167346680

[solemn quartz]

using the bonus chest i got the saplings and stone tools

and the crops from villages and the chest

you can also get stone from the village houses

and books

[viral echo]

meow

[young kelp]

[neat moat]

prrrt~

[glass wigeon]

decided to login to war thunder

gaijin

for first time in 5+ years

u know i really forgot

how long ago i played it

[ivory grail]

I fucked up

[next sedge]

They done kicked me from the vc

How could they

[neat moat]

Flat ass

[west laurel]

hey i contacted another group of survivors

told me their coordinates

looked for it on my map

...theyre in louisville.

[ivory grail]

I'm throwing you into the lava rivers

[west laurel]

how the fuck did they survive in louisville

ESPECIALLY with rage virus infected

[ivory grail]

because they have the rage virus

they are just kill zombies

and sometime humans

[glass wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-dodging-dbz-mood-gif-11739995

this is how

[west laurel]

contacted another group

they said "You sound civil enough" and gave us their coordinates

bro doesnt know we're literally army remnants

[maiden nymph]

So what’s your rank

[glass wigeon]

no idea

[maiden nymph]

also they added a ton of shit we’re doing tech from the 2010s now

[glass wigeon]

havent really played in like

9 years around

[maiden nymph]

2020s if you count T-90M

[glass wigeon]

eems i need to fix some issues with my acocunt before i play

my old phone number is still attached

but need to contact gaijin support to change it

[ivory grail]

oh my god

[glass wigeon]

what is this

oh i just saw ur profile

sintopia?

[ivory grail]

yes

[glass wigeon]

it looks interesting

[ivory grail]

I done fuck up

I deleted the exit out of hell

[maiden nymph]

I’m ngl man don’t even play this game

It’s ass

there’s perpetually some baby puncher vehicle at every br that people will abuse to hell and back

[viral echo]

no not squiggle

[onyx igloo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/825281791950323759/1505029474008174794/radiation.mov?ex=6a09236c&is=6a07d1ec&hm=0abd06f5600719214478a0a3f1225a1cfe339bb2f0e39944a97ea6d4e0648749&

[pseudo ruin]

@hot grove

london simulator

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-feline-meme-funny-gif-8764472215214951735

[cerulean saffron]

how do i allocate more ram for pz?

[viral echo]

more meat for me

[young kelp]

never seen a lindwurm flee so early

[viral echo]

oh fuck they didnt fight each other

😭

oh nevermind they are now

RIP traders

[young kelp]

its possible to get 2 or more traders to spawn in your colony

that are hostile to each other

they only fight after the reach a certain area

[white obsidian]

Rimming

World

[viral echo]

the traders won, kinda

so many grenades everyone got mutilated

[hot grove]

https://tenor.com/view/csgo-knife-tricks-sausage-flip-hotdog-flip-gif-25236336

[deep rock]

Anyone know any good roleplay servers i wanan play with people

[glass wigeon]

Oh merry men

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/woodworks-shred-gif-15294222

[viral echo]

oh that's fucking funny

all the stuff i sold to the trader... i got it all back

[west laurel]

finally contacted a nearby survivor group

gonna take the APC to their location, dont want em trying us

[neat moat]

they will run away due to the smell

[glass wigeon]

me when i accidentally drop a brick onto the orb

woops

anyone else taste pennies

[tall glen]

pretty blue color was cool

do it again

I'mma go make some chicken fingers

[west laurel]

ill flatten you

test me again fuckass fish

[neat moat]

how will you while being so smol?

[tall glen]

I has some iced coffee protein shake, and some chicken cutlets frying

[harsh crane]

Hmm

[tall glen]

whoops it caught on fire

my chicken cutlets are so thick I had to put them in the oven to finish

[strange arch]

buffoon

[young kelp]

how could you burn chicken

[tall glen]

I meant the data center

my chicken and spicy noods are fine if too spicy

[viral echo]

the squirrels hate me

[strange spruce]

sic a dawg on them

shrimple

[viral echo]

my egg sandwich is crunchy

😭

[tall glen]

I had a revelation last night

and am now annoyed

with contemporary fantasy fiction

Swords, yes you can kill things with swords, But isnt all sword techique focused on using the sword to fight other people with swords

yet all fantasy tropes say swords are the ultimate weapon

really

would not be great to use agains animals

[young kelp]

jpw

how does one make egg sandwich crunchy

[tall glen]

slash at grizzly bear with sword, it swipes it outta your hand so hard.. a boar is charging you, yeah its not scared of that sword

scotch egg

also DSO

[young kelp]

iirc them bears

[tall glen]

please remove shells

[young kelp]

can take bullets to the heads

and still be alive enough to kill you

[tall glen]

spears still the best

[young kelp]

humans are a mix of int and endurance

against something focused on bulk

we are not winning

in cqc

[tall glen]

the answer Cyntax is spears, and about 20 dogs

can a dog beat a bear, no, but 20 dogs can

and you stick the bear when its distracted

[young kelp]

tire it out till it is exhausted

can't defend when it can't move no longer

[tall glen]

dogs are mans best friendo for a reason

dogs hate bears and wovles

wloves

something

[tall glen]

jaimes hp is an hp colorjet printer circa 1994

I saw that

[solemn quartz]

mods deleted it

that guys been in there for 15 hours

[toxic hawk]

Thank you ambiguous amphibian

[umbral stag]

im sick and i got hit by a zombie am i cook

[strange spruce]

yea

[umbral stag]

fuuuuu

[young kelp]

nah you'll walk it out

[mystic wigeon]

bite yourself to override it

[umbral stag]

drink the bleach too late

[mystic wigeon]

bleach doesnt stop zombification 😔

[umbral stag]

got a little hiped up after the alcohol

[uncut epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-feline-meme-funny-gif-8764472215214951735

[tall glen]

num

[strange spruce]

yommers

[viral echo]

I tried

[edgy thorn]

did something happen whall i didnt look at this server?

[onyx igloo]

We blew your house up

Thats all

[tall glen]

I have a couch available

if anyone wants to crash here

house rules are no clothing though

[young kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/lamb-cult-of-the-lamb-cult-dance-dancing-gif-7060955587259380754

[viral echo]

bad squirrel

[candid wind]

@civic falcon

Heyy are you still looking to play?

[candid wind]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1391888768662896660/1475601824504615005/akwi9x.gif

[modest lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-wait-waiting-cat-wait-waiting-cat-waiting-gif-9780709586447195996

[oblique stream]

there is no y in uranium

[quasi slate]

Yall dont eat 2 million scoviles twice in one day

[oblique stream]

tupid

[quasi slate]

Im getting destroyed today wtf

[marsh glacier]

yuranium

[tall glen]

I am the guy who cant add the pepper pack to the ramen

[oblique stream]

your dadium

[marsh glacier]

keep my radioactive father out of this

[tall glen]

yuri animium

pretty common

[quasi slate]

Cant even say 67 in regular context anymore without it sounding weird

[strange spruce]

nothing ever happens

[toxic hawk]

Gotta beat you to unconsciousness

https://tenor.com/view/jujutsu-kaisen0-battle-miguel-satoru-gojo-gif-24241459

[strange spruce]

not in the mood,thanks

[young kelp]

goblins are a pain in the ass

normally its pretty easy since they barely have any health

but if they show up with 8+ archers

and 4 nets

your frontline ain't tanking hits nor moving forward

[livid notch]

Thank you valac for making me remember why I hate mahito :3

[marsh glacier]

that's my goat

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/866699859813859352/1499523685659181278/IMG_1207.gif

actually all the disaster curses are my goats

[toxic hawk]

Got walked down like a bitch

Yuji my goat 😌

[marsh glacier]

wym

they had to 8v1 him

only lost to his direct counter

dude wasnt even a year old either

your goats had to jump a literal infant to barely win

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-mahito-touch-grass-gif-6555515673988156801

[toxic hawk]

1v8 ? It was a 1v2 what are you on about, and nobara didn't even do much.

[strange spruce]

cheese touch man

[toxic hawk]

And if youre gonna throw the one year old card
He's a special grade and they were 1st grade and yuni wasnt even graded yet

I forgot if todo was a 1st grade

Remind me

[livid notch]

1 v 3 since Todo was tag teaming with yuji later in fight

[marsh glacier]

i was exaggerating

[toxic hawk]

You mean you lied

[marsh glacier]

no i mean i was exaggerating

[toxic hawk]

Fair, sukuna, Yuri and todo

[marsh glacier]

don't forget the random healer dude

[toxic hawk]

Yuji lmao

Not yuri

[strange spruce]

ah yes yujis eastern european relative

[toxic hawk]

Healer dude ?

[marsh glacier]

yeah healer dude

[strange spruce]

that guy that appeared alongside todo

right

[marsh glacier]

saved nobaras life

[toxic hawk]

All he did was take nobara away

He did not contribute

[marsh glacier]

im counting it anyway

[toxic hawk]

Youre actually stupid

[marsh glacier]

nah im just glazing

[livid notch]

That saved her tho

[toxic hawk]

He did not contribute to fighting mahito

[marsh glacier]

you don't gotta fight to contribute

[livid notch]

In that case true

[marsh glacier]

i could stretch the glaze even further and say nanami contributed by giving yuji more motivation

https://tenor.com/view/reggie-star-jjk-anime-jujutsu-kaisen-gif-13625339180953433029

[toxic hawk]

And I could counter by saying mahito lost in straight hands after taking away his instant win button that is one shooting

Couldn't even kill todo with his domain

[marsh glacier]

he was exhausted after manhandling the whole cast for straight hours

[toxic hawk]

What cast

[marsh glacier]

facts? media literacy? none of it matters in the face of agenda

[toxic hawk]

You are more jjk fan than I am

I concede that much

[marsh glacier]

yeah i love jjk

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/larp-larping-mahito-jujutsu-kaisen-larper-gif-5475157444924658810

[marsh glacier]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/724885922683813929/1497962551776903349/caption.gif

[quasi slate]

https://youtu.be/1jNk5tmjhpc?si=CJ9JwaPZpPvdwMqn

[toxic hawk]

Reminder that naota was voted 4th favorite male character lmfaoooo

[marsh glacier]

i love naoya

[toxic hawk]

Fuxking autocorrect

[marsh glacier]

he's a total bum

completely unlikeable

love em

[weak quartz]

Ahoy there y'all

[toxic hawk]

He did like

[weak quartz]

[toxic hawk]

3 damage

https://tenor.com/view/naoya-zenin-choso-fight-aura-farm-not-in-the-manga-gif-15215466617984430840

[weak quartz]

-1 dmg

[marsh glacier]

tickle monster

[toxic hawk]

But you know jjk fans

Nothing matters more than aura

[marsh glacier]

kindhearted feminist gives exhausted man soothing massage

[weak quartz]

Sans solos gojo

[toxic hawk]

Yuta sitting with yuji at the campfire right after stabbing him in the heart

[weak quartz]

Where are my image perms?

[toxic hawk]

https://klipy.com/gifs/higuruma-sigh1--k01KQWCDPC4JHVKV5BMKT2WSCHS

[marsh glacier]

plunder em matey

[marsh glacier]

i love higgys schnoz

it makes him attractive

[weak quartz]

I fucking wish

[toxic hawk]

Higuruma's instant kill sword

[marsh glacier]

gojo revival coming in steel ball run episode 2

[toxic hawk]

Make a binding vow, extending his swords range by the amounts of times he needs to hit to kill

2 hits double it

3 triple it etc

[livid notch]

I believe in Maki supremacy

[marsh glacier]

who doesn't

[toxic hawk]

Maki, walk em down, zenin

[marsh glacier]

sukuna was the most thrilled against maki remember that

[toxic hawk]

He hit maki with a blackflash through a building

Can't wait for yujis blackflash combos

[tall glen]

I dont know

[weak quartz]

Same

[tall glen]

someone pm'd me this and it hit a but too close to home

[marsh glacier]

lock in dean

[tall glen]

I cant afford a house!

these are facts

[plain kelp]

how to get chickens in later game?

[young kelp]

the egg comes first

[quasi slate]

pc games will never be on this level of fun

[thick zealot]

You cropped the ad bro

[toxic hawk]

https://klipy.com/gifs/get-real-chinese-egg-man--k01KRR4SJTYP4CA3ZK3MA1AE5BA

[mystic wigeon]

protein mugs

[arctic shore]

@velvet pebble

I'll be sitting inside this thang for 7 hours

[velvet pebble]

This exact thing or you will be given the one that can drive?

[plain kelp]

so how to get it, all female cattles dead 😄

[arctic shore]

It'll be towed from Tula to Moscow and as this thing has no brakes I'll have to make sure it stays on the road by fucking around with the clutch

[manic lava]

Bruh if only i could play pz

[velvet pebble]

That sounds fun lol. Are you gonna try to restore it?

[arctic shore]

I have no idea

My friend asked me to help out

[livid notch]

Bro just consumed 240 G of protein, best pre-gym meal

[arctic shore]

I don't think he's gonna scrap it at least

[velvet pebble]

Probably saw that youtuber who blogs about the same car

[arctic shore]

Excuse me

My friend had like three dozen soviet cars parked over Moscow

He's fucking crazy over them

[velvet pebble]

Wow what a hobby

[thin wedge]

more bread loafs

https://tenor.com/view/russian-cyberpunk-уазик-russian-uaz-cyber-uaz-flying-machine-gif-19799967

[arctic shore]

Mf idling at a siberian oil rig judges someone else's hobbies....

[velvet pebble]

It's my work, not hobby

Also I'm not judging, I'm genuinely impressed

[arctic shore]

What CAN you do there though

Like actually

[velvet pebble]

Aside working?

[arctic shore]

Yeah

[velvet pebble]

Observe bears. We've seen one, but i was sleeping after night shift and missed it

Probably one time that i hated being asleep

[manic lava]

I SAID if only i could play pz

[quartz radish]

how to talk in lfg?

[tranquil ferry]

how to talk in lfg?

[velvet pebble]

Read

!lfg

[marble shadow]

Read this to unlock posting in LFG:
https://discord.com/channels/136501320340209664/1440776605189538063

🧑‍🦯

[velvet pebble]

@tranquil ferry

[ripe heart]

who up projecting they zomboid

[glass wigeon]

cat appear trying to eat my wires

smh

[toxic hawk]

Amazing

Two in a row

[young kelp]

let them consume the shocking noodles

[young kelp]

also gonna try out gravekeeper

[glass wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-gosling-blade-runner-2049-jonah-gif-15461738203592622393

[young kelp]

them suckers evolve

to suck all places on the world

the only place safe now is underwater

[glass wigeon]

these mfs unkillable

even the asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs couldnt get rid of em

smh

[glass wigeon]

Ayo we got reinforcements

First mf of the year

Why these crane fly always chil on screen door

[young kelp]

after stopping and hiring gravediggers in battle brothers

its time to be the new keepers

this was on 100% sale

[loud pumice]

These eat the larva, they funny how they fly

[quasi slate]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/iYpn8AN2gxA?feature=share

[wary warren]

Build 4387- pee physics

[mystic wigeon]

plague inc ahh mfs

[oblique stream]

You dont have that moment

faker

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/tamamo-tamamo-cross-tamamocross-umamusume-uma-musume-gif-17582616220277302132

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/gem-gem-alarm-gem-alert-bell-harry-dresden-gif-5419200886822863241

[oblique stream]

it's that girl from fortnite

[sacred schooner]

omg that's Peter Griffin from Fortnite

[oblique stream]

its goku from fortnite

tupid

[glass wigeon]

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[sacred schooner]

no it's Marge simpson from fortnite!

[half kettle]

DiVa overwatch

[wary quest]

How dose one set up a private pv server through the steam app

[celest ember]

I love this game so much but I can't keep playing if all of my progress is wiped because my character wanted to swing at the air and not the zombie two feet in front of me 😭 this combat is so clunky man

[livid notch]

Skill issue

[brazen lantern]

should have shoved

[celest ember]

every other aspect of the game is so good too, it's like I can saw logs for hours and be happy with it

and then the moment that I get into combat there's a 80/20 chance I get injured from my character swinging at casper the friendly ghost instead of the zombie in front of me

[livid notch]

Did you turn on the option where the zombie gets an green outline when it gets in melee range

[neon bramble]

should turn on melee outlines

[celest ember]

i guess.. kinda seems lame but whatever

[neon bramble]

you do you, either adapt to avoid misjudging your range or turn on the outlines

[oblique stream]

They made a game about a girl from the green website?

[half kettle]

You can't do this to me

DiVa is a family friendly wholesome character

[neon bramble]

can tell if someone's not playing w/ outlines if they regularly let zombies get close irrespective of the weapon's actual range

[sweet agate]

Anyone know any decent rp servers with voice please?

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/evil-will-always-triumph-over-gif-16744235858517193435

[neon bramble]

can make up for lost range by just being shove happy/disengaging early

[celest ember]

it's a setting that's defaulted as off I don't see why most people would have it on

[glass wigeon]

medicine time

[half kettle]

NO.

[half kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/power-rangers-merrick-baliton-even-in-darkness-good-always-prevails-good-guys-always-win-gif-8424982188259837596

aw man i should watch power rangers again

[glass wigeon]

it like half my pinky in size

[sacred schooner]

too late, it's one of the top searches on the hub

[glass wigeon]

why antibiotic so large

[half kettle]

drugs with yoda

[glass wigeon]

i mea this is just one pill

u shoudl see my morning pills

im something of an expert at takiong pills

luckily my medicationbs have been reduced

and maount of pilsl reduced

so its easier

hey this

this my morning

my bedtime is only 2.5 pill

now i have to take antibiotic now as well

ervery 8 hours

i can tell how bad swelling is in my mouth

[half kettle]

i hope you can keep track of this stuff. i forget to take my pills after 3 days of taking them

[glass wigeon]

usually i can see the entire top oif the wisdom tooth

cause its slightly pokedf through

but the gums around it swell so much i can onyl see half

and my cheek is swollen out too

it feel less painful now though

a bit

antibiotic already doing good job

[glass wigeon]

i been taking pill in mornign so long

[glass wigeon]

i remember it

it routine now yeah

if a new medication is added i might struggle slightly at first

but luckily i aint had that happen

[tall glen]

blah 11 am

time to go back to bed

[glass wigeon]

gonna go brush my teeth again

it hurts to brush but then it hurts less after

its itneresting