Did you know a single can of monster can dissolve a fully grown adult male rat
#general_chat
quasi slate
tall glen
you mean France
subtle shoal
Did you know a single can of monster can dissolve a fully grown adult male rat
did you know that if you smash a rat with a sock with a rock 47 times it will die
quasi slate
tall glen
France needs to remember what to do with non elected dictatorships
they had the right idea once
quasi slate
Frenchies eat snails
quasi slate
Land of the fat eagle yeah get fatter
regal badger
looking for a person to play with someone please text me
young kelp
icy vigil
i need to reset my pc
accidentally downloaded AIDS 
and my stupid mouse, which i didn't intend to, triple clicked the sus .exe
so i also need a new mouse
young kelp
Milo may not be the smartest in the group, but he's the best fighter
thats the longest name a named item has that I've ever found in the game
half kettle
neon bramble
thats the longest name a named item has that I've ever found in the game
shame the damage roll is ass
icy vigil
wait holy shit mother's day is this month
young kelp
shame the damage roll is ass
I got too much named items already
every frontliner is practically dressed with named items
and I also lost 2 brothers, a replacable swordmaster(shit stars) and the 3rd brother I got in the game
no wait not 3rd
5th?
it had giant
how tf did it fail to dodge 5 times in a row
giant with 7 reach weapon and 30+ Mdef
vital marten
78% chance for it to rain by the next hour
Only gonna rain for an hour but it can get me the day off if it rains hard enough
Let’s manifest some rain
hollow grove
Only gonna rain for an hour but it can get me the day off if it rains hard enoug...
half of my crew i swear are professional weathermen on the side
one drop is all it takes for tools down for the day
vital marten
half of my crew i swear are professional weathermen on the side
Draw a big circle on the ground, if 10 drops land inside it then it’s raining too much 😆
I’m sure rain is worse for roofer, shingles probably get slippery and all
If not slippery they probably tear up easier like they do when they get hot? Hm
hollow grove
I’m sure rain is worse for roofer, shingles probably get slippery and all
I've almost fallen off a few times on slippery shingles
In the sun they turn into those smooth grilltops at fast food restaraunts
Very nice to put your bare hands on
vital marten
I like when they get warm but not too warm to burn
Like clothes fresh out of the dryer warm
Good time to lay down on the roof and pass out
Luckily I haven’t been on anything too steep because I’ve got a nice fear of heights, at most I’ve been on is a two story building
hollow grove
Highest I've worked at is three floors up
Obviously I have to be tied off for jobs like that
vital marten
No one on my site is trained for shit we just wing it
hollow grove
Bungalow and garage jobs, ehh fuck it why bother
vital marten
Gotta do osha40 sometime
hollow grove
And then I get jumpscared by the WorkSafe Victoria inspector
vital marten
If osha shows up everyone leaves
hollow grove
any time, any day now
hollow grove
Only time I've had a workplace accident was actually when I was clearing the gutters on my garage roof
vital marten
My only workplace accident is flipping a double stacked full size scaffold, rode it down from the top
hollow grove
I fell into the tray of my dads ute instead of the concrete driveway, so I just get periodic back pains instead of being dead
vital marten
My only workplace accident is flipping a double stacked full size scaffold, rode...
Good fun 10/10 don’t recommend
Luckily I got nothing out of that, just a scare
Back pain is something else, straight to the brain
Like tooth pain, if not worse
hollow grove
They're not too bad
I think I just got incredibly lucky
Both that I landed on my back and that the tray was empty
vital marten
I think it was around 80% of falls above 6 foot result in an injury so maybe so if you didn’t bung things up too bad
hollow grove
If I landed on my head, I probably would've died
If there was stuff in the tray, I would've been impaled
Straight flush, grim reaper.
hollow grove
I think it was around 80% of falls above 6 foot result in an injury so maybe so ...
I only fell maybe four feet
vital marten
Had a ladder start sliding down the siding once
vital marten
Had a ladder start sliding down the siding once
Scared me so much lmao
I grabbed the fascia, and was like HELLLLP
hollow grove
Guy on my crew we often say has only 1 and a half hands
vital marten
Only other plan in my brain was to jump away from the ladder
hollow grove
Lost half his ring and middle and his index finger on his right hand in an unfortunate encounter with one of those table wood saws in the 1990s
candid patio
I received the closest thing I ever can expect to positive feedback from my boss!
He told me a decision I made, made sense.
hollow grove
Lost half his ring and middle and his index finger on his right hand in an unfor...
Those saws are scary shit
hollow grove
I received the closest thing I ever can expect to positive feedback from my boss...
Mine was with an old boss of mine telling me I was a good kid for blowing into his alcohol interlock
hollow grove
Yeah, giant fucking spinning blade that goes really fast
candid patio
Mine was with an old boss of mine telling me I was a good kid for blowing into h...
Lol the owner of my company said I "seemed like a good kid" at the end of my interview with him
hollow grove
Well were you?
candid patio
Lol I'm not sure. That seemed to be his subtle way of telling me I got the job
It was like a 5 minute interview
vital marten
Well were you?
candid patio
Very informal. It seemed like the guy who did the first round was to determine that I was qualified and competent. The owner interview was more of a vibe check.
vital marten
First guy wanted to see if you were gonna cause more work for him
candid patio
Later found out that the first guy is the son of the owner lol
hollow grove
I technically got my roofing job through nepotism lol
The guy who owns the company is an old mate of my dad
candid patio
Nice!
toxic hawk
i got my job because... so many factors.
vital marten
Later found out that the first guy is the son of the owner lol
Wouldn’t be surprised if the son is starting to run everything, my dads trying to get me to do similar
He wants less work same pay
candid patio
I would say my direct boss is not a traditional nepo baby. But his brother absolutely is.
hollow grove
So despite being not much older than the apprentices, I'm treated pretty much the same as the guys on the crew who are like 3 times my age
Actually speaking of, have any of you who work a trade fallen for one of the classic hazing tricks
Like the glass hammer or left handed screwdriver
vital marten
I don’t think we have any of those hazing tricks in painting
Plenty of shit talk though
“You call that a straight line?”
hollow grove
There's plenty of that in roofing too
Only topics we don't touch are crew families and politics
candid patio
He wants less work same pay
Prior to getting this job I was looking for some small business owner who wanted someone to take over their business.
It's actually a surprisingly large problem. Someone has a great small business that their kids don't want to take over, but they want to retire.
vital marten
Only topics we don't touch are crew families and politics
I try not to touch politics, I don’t understand them well but for some reason many customers want to talk them
I just say I have no idea what’s going on with this world
hollow grove
I don't talk to customers unless they're bringing out coffee or beer
My supervisor is usually the guy who talks to them
vital marten
I don't talk to customers unless they're bringing out coffee or beer
I tell them I don’t drink, makes them less suspicious /s
I actually don’t drink I’m just joshing
candid patio
Only topics we don't touch are crew families and politics
My office is plastered with propaganda of politics I disagree with. But I haven't ever heard anyone say a single word about a political topic, which I've really appreciated.
hollow grove
After work at the pub sure but when I'm on your roof the last thing I want to be is inebriated
vital marten
I’ll come back from lunch smelling like weed that’s about it
Never smoke on the job, don’t want the smell around a customers house
But I don’t care if it’s on me
hollow grove
My boss often showed up smelling like bourbon
I seem to have an affinity for alcoholic bosses
Oh actually the third topic we don't talk about: the AFL
vital marten
Oh actually the third topic we don't talk about: the AFL
Australian football league?
hollow grove
Yep
I've seen blokes come to blows over it at the pub
Especially if there's money on the game going on down at the MCG
vital marten
I’m sure your coworkers are a joy to be around, Australian slurs and such are colorful
Fun language
candid patio
I’ll come back from lunch smelling like weed that’s about it
My boss' brother sits next to me, and I'm the only one who can see him come or go.
He's here for about an hour total per day. Disappears for hours at a time. Always comes back smelling like weed.
vital marten
My boss' brother sits next to me, and I'm the only one who can see him come or g...
Doesn’t sound like he has much will to work
hollow grove
I'm mostly chill with them because they're about my age and therefore most relatable
candid patio
Yeah he's clearly the black sheep of the family
hollow grove
I defer to the older blokes if they need to learn shit
candid patio
He does bring in a lot of business though
hollow grove
I got alcoholics
candid patio
In the trades you either get a stoner, an alcoholic, or a crackhead
Lol this guy is a recovering alcoholic
vital marten
Used to be a hard worker probably
On his good days
Only problem I have with alcoholics is how much they call out, or have hangover and no will to work
hollow grove
I think the most metal guys I've worked with are the asbestos removal dudes who come in before my crew starts work
vital marten
Crackheads only not work when no drugs, and stoners will work regardless
hollow grove
Those guys just rip it out with barely any protective equipment
candid patio
Used to be a hard worker probably
Ehhhh. Questionable. I think the business he brings in is past clients that used to work with his dad and got handed off to him
hollow grove
AI needs an entire data centre and an entire Lakes worth of the purest, cleanest filtered water to work
Meanwhile I can function of 3 hours of sleep and a maccas cappuccino
candid patio
I will say that he has this laid back personality and he knows just the right thing to say to people to make them happy.
hollow grove
I'm not a princess, or well not at work at least
candid patio
If he didn't have that skill he would be a complete waste of space
stone meadow
In the trades you either get a stoner, an alcoholic, or a crackhead
Trades has a lot of addicts thats for sure
Kinda comes with being blue collar it seems
hollow grove
I've worked with one or two guys who've done prison time
Usually for very minor things like drunk driving
stone meadow
I dunno if any of my coworkers have done prison time
vital marten
Kinda comes with being blue collar it seems
Income bracket related stuffs I think
stone meadow
yeah makes sense
candid patio
Surprisingly my work is mostly weed free
I've never had work that I enjoyed doing stoned.
vital marten
You don’t go into blue collar coming from a well off place in life anyway
hollow grove
I work in an environment where being impaired is a serious safety risk
Doesn't stop my coworkers though
vital marten
I’ll get on that roof stoned
candid patio
Genuinely can't imagine getting on a roof impaired
hollow grove
I’ll get on that roof stoned
I'm about to tie off mind if I get a whiff of your paint
For good luck
stone meadow
I wouldnt say anyone i know goes to work inebriated
definitely hungover though
Ive been that
hollow grove
I don't get hangovers because I'm simply that powerful
vital marten
Genuinely can't imagine getting on a roof impaired
Depends on the kind of impairment, imo weed isn’t too bad, just slows you down a little, ofc that depends on tolerance and percentages but usually isn’t too bad
You know what’s worse than that?
Take a Benadryl and get on that roof
I dare you
hollow grove
Once again
Luna 3 - 0 ChatGPT
AI will replace me? Yeah I'd like to see AI drinking 5 pints in 3 hours and being perfectly fine to go to work the next morning
vital marten
Maybe 3 pints of water in the next 2 seconds
hollow grove
Good idea
vital marten
Not much a beer fan, could be American brews but it all tastes like piss
Could be an acquired taste
Vodka though, yum
hollow grove
I'm very picky about beer
First off, on tap ONLY
second, imports or craft only
From a bottle or a can it tastes awful
But it's nice and crisp when it's from a tap
hollow grove
Vodka though, yum
screwdriver.... 😋
vital marten
Haven’t had many mixed drinks
hollow grove
I usually drink just beer because it's simple
vital marten
Usually just pick it up from the liquor store and have it straight with some Dr Pepper on the side
vital marten
I usually drink just beer because it's simple
Similar reasoning in drinking vodka I suppose, I take a few good swigs and I’m good enough for a few hours
hollow grove
And that was the british Dr. Pepper, I don't think the American stuff can be legally sold as a potable drink here
hollow grove
ive tried Bud Light before
stone meadow
I don't get hangovers because I'm simply that powerful
simply didnt go hard enough
vital marten
Piss
hollow grove
regardless of the whole shitshow regarding Bud Light going woke or whatever
lilac quarry
simply didnt go hard enough
do you?
hollow grove
woke or not, Bud Light is awful.
stone meadow
Depends on the kind of impairment, imo weed isn’t too bad, just slows you down a...
i wouldnt work impaired for sure
lilac quarry
last hangover I had was the trip and I thought I was going to die
lilac quarry
liquid iv did help tho surprisingly
stone meadow
last hangover I had was the trip and I thought I was going to die
Actually this trip i was just fine
hollow grove
ive never had a hangover
stone meadow
I have built up tolerance
stone meadow
Spiffo and sunshine can confirm
lilac quarry
Actually this trip i was just fine
wanna go to japan with me
hollow grove
im just immune to them
vital marten
Japan
stone meadow
wanna go to japan with me
depends on when
hollow grove
i think i won as an asian girl when i got mistaken for being japanese once
stone meadow
Lets see closer to the date, I would like to go one day tho
lilac quarry
pz meetup japan 2026
vital marten
Spooky season
vital marten
i think i won as an asian girl when i got mistaken for being japanese once
What’s winning about this?
hollow grove
i dont know
candid patio
pz meetup japan 2026
People keep trying to get me to go to Japan
I'm an obese vegetarian American, I ain't gonna have a good time there
hollow grove
I think if I could choose I would prefer somewhere like Singapore
candid patio
I'm genuinely scared to travel to Singapore
candid patio
So many little infractions you could make that result in you getting caned or imprisoned
Chewing gum, spitting, swearing, etc
vital marten
quasi slate
my friend lives in singapore and from what ive seen its great country so small infact you can do laps around it with your bicycle
vital marten
Customer isn’t home
hollow grove
I wouldn't mind visiting the US when it isn't so shit
specifically the Pacific Northwest
candid patio
my friend lives in singapore and from what ive seen its great country so small ...
I have heard good things about living there. But as an outsider it seems almost a little too easy to get into trouble
candid patio
specifically the Pacific Northwest
Like Seattle and Portland?
whole bane
Fancy bridge
hollow grove
I have family living in Seattle so i wouldnt mind swinging around there too
candid patio
For having lived in California most of my life, I've seen surprisingly little of the Pacific North West.
I loved Vancouver BC
But apparently I was there during one of the most pleasant weeks of weather on record
And it rained as soon as I left
And then I've been to Seattle that one time and that's it
hollow grove
we went to go visit my mum's sister in LA when i was 4 or 5
hollow grove
ok luna
hollow grove
capitalist luna
hollow grove
candid patio
we went to go visit my mum's sister in LA when i was 4 or 5
LA is interesting but not really to a 5 year old
hollow grove
hence why i remember little of it
though i do remember my mum asking my aunt to take us to the most american place she could think of
hazy monolith
america
hollow grove
we went to costco.
hollow grove
im chinese but i speak english as my first language
so i probably wouldnt get shot as quickly if i were to visit america
candid patio
As a 5 year old I would have a memory of feeling generally unsafe, small, and overwhelmed.
My dad lived in LA when I was 5 but I only remember like... His apartment, his girlfriend's apartment, and places we would frequent like Noah's bagels and Hollywood video.
candid patio
Oh and I remember this inverted fountain at UCLA lol
harsh vault
hai slappy
hollow grove
i vaguely remember there being a lot of palm trees
harsh vault
citys are so boring
candid patio
hai slappy
Hi!
candid patio
i vaguely remember there being a lot of palm trees
I hate palm trees
harsh vault
how ish u
hollow grove
isnt like everything in LA artificial
hazy monolith
As a 5 year old I would have a memory of feeling generally unsafe, small, and ov...
i remember when i was a kid i did not feel safe not in my home not in school
harsh vault
I'm alright. Just "working." You?
puppy
candid patio
i remember when i was a kid i did not feel safe not in my home not in school
Damn I almost always felt safe at 5. Only when I was in strange places was I nervous.
hazy monolith
Damn I almost always felt safe at 5. Only when I was in strange places was I ner...
same
hollow grove
my memory before i was 10 is very fuzzy
candid patio
We lived in a not great neighborhood with bullet holes in some of the neighbor's garages and I still played outside
hollow grove
is that normal in america
candid patio
my memory before i was 10 is very fuzzy
Same except expanded into a lot of my whole life
candid patio
is that normal in america
That's a good question. My answer is skewed by my experience. I would estimate that it's not that abnormal
Close to the center of the bell curve
vital marten
Customer isn’t home
Ended up finding a suitable bush after looking around for prying eyes
Crisis averted
hollow grove
so if i was in california and got into a traffic altercation
what are the odds that the other driver would pull a gun on me
hollow grove
im guessing for a state like texas or alabama 10/10 times i would get a gun pulled on me
my mum mentioned visiting texas for the barbecue but i personally dont think texas barbecue is worth potentially being shot for
candid patio
what are the odds that the other driver would pull a gun on me
Really depends where you are and how you acted.
I can tell you that my wife and her friend were doing sock puppet performances for cars next to them in LA on the freeway and someone pulled a gun on them.
I've been to Texas multiple times and while it's true that people were open carrying in the grocery store, I didn't feel a particularly higher risk of being shot.
hollow grove
i was an adult before i actually saw a gun in person
candid patio
I also wouldn't visit Texas specifically for the BBQ. You can get good quality Texas style BBQ pretty much anywhere
hollow grove
around 1996 the government bought up most of the legally owned guns in australia and offered immunity if you handed over illegally owned ones
similar thing happened around december last year
im guessing many americans would riot if the government tried to buy your guns
candid patio
Gun buy backs at a city level are fairly common but they are voluntary.
If there was a mandated turning in of guns it would get violent
hollow grove
down here both the 1996 and 2025 buybacks were "voluntary" but in practice they were mandatory
my state specifically is one of the strictest regarding gun control
not only is there an entire roll of red tape to acquiring firearms legally, you cannot possess airsoft guns, gel blasters, disabled firearms or replica firearms
if its a toy gun, its needs to be comically tiny to be sold legally
candid patio
not only is there an entire roll of red tape to acquiring firearms legally, you ...
Those last three are wild
hollow grove
airsoft is illegal nationwide in australia
vital marten
my mum mentioned visiting texas for the barbecue but i personally dont think tex...
We’re reasonable people, you won’t get shot 😅
candid patio
Salt shooters?
hollow grove
almost certainly illegal
vital marten
In fact I’d say you wouldn’t get shot primarily due to the fact everyone has a gun
hollow grove
if it functions as a gun or bears a resemblance to a gun, chances are its banned
candid patio
Lol they sell these guns that shoot salt here for killing bugs
vital marten
No playing around in Texas, Fuck around and Find out they say lol
vital marten
Lol they sell these guns that shoot salt here for killing bugs
Hmm, does it work on scary spiders
hollow grove
Victoria is the state of banning everything
candid patio
I'm sure it would work on most spiders
idle raven
Shi bruh
hollow grove
machetes were banned a few months ago
idle raven
Crazy bruh
onyx igloo
airsoft is illegal nationwide in australia
1984
idle raven
Yall a fascist regime or something
candid patio
If the spider had a thick enough exo skeleton then no
hollow grove
mainly because a bunch of delinquent teenagers decided to have a fight in a shopping centre carpark with a bunch of machetes
its not spiders we have to worry about here
onyx igloo
whats next the banning of fun?
hollow grove
its the drop bears
vital marten
If the spider had a thick enough exo skeleton then no
Then we come back with raid
hollow grove
the only reason id have a gun around is for drop bears
vital marten
whats next the banning of fun?
You can’t play video games longer than 2 hour per day now you lazy bastard
Banned
hollow grove
you need ID to go on shittok now
vital marten
That might be a good thing
hollow grove
i agree
onyx igloo
luckily nothing lost with shittok
im more mad i wont be able to play my historic game now
idle raven
glass wigeon
hollow grove
since state election day is still 7 months away i can say this, I vote for the Help End Marijuana Prohibition party every time theyre on the ballot
idle raven
Gabriel like from the walking dead
hollow grove
since state election day is still 7 months away i can say this, I vote for the H...
yes that does abbreviate to HEMP, theyre very creative
idle raven
Gabriel like from the walking dead
So true bro
glass wigeon
onyx igloo
i don't know why hemp was banned
idle raven
So true bro
Love you babe
onyx igloo
medical marijuana is quite beneficial in my opinion
waxen ingot
onyx igloo
isnt it less addictive compared to opioids?
onyx igloo
yeah i can also see it recreationally
hollow grove
our politicians love banning shit instead of getting off their arses and actually regulating it
onyx igloo
still think you should get a background check before you take it recreationally because i think it causes mental problems if you get addicted
hollow grove
easy political points for minimum effort
idle raven
easy political points for minimum effort
Isn’t it like hecka late in Australia
half kettle
go eep
hollow grove
you cant tell me what to do
half kettle
i can influence you
hazy monolith
some kind of infinite handcuffs
hollow grove
how so
onyx igloo
handcuffs in the bed bro
kinda freaky tbh
glass wigeon
onyx igloo
not sure thats your intended direction
hazy monolith
hollow grove
handcuffs in the bed bro
kinda freaky tbh
woahw
hazy monolith
handcuffs in the bed bro
kinda freaky tbh
no
hollow grove
in that case why dont you take me out to dinner first
idle raven
Are we the champions
quasi slate
hazy monolith
i would say both games are alive solely by modding but like
terraria has a lot of shit
and people still mod it
so idk
idle raven
Lush cave
quasi slate
@sacred schooner
hazy monolith
did u know humans are megafauna
nerd
glass wigeon
no im not a nerd
i just find it abit funny
u know
same category as a polar bear
or dinosaur n shit
fr
glass wigeon
empty frigate
i got a new laptop and now i can play games in good fps without my laptop shitting itself
neat moat
Im feeling like making an omelet
glass wigeon
why are people freaking out over the hantavirus
neat moat
i got a new laptop and now i can play games in good fps without my laptop shitti...
oh my lucky day
hollow grove
fr
glass wigeon
it wont become pandemic
neat moat
lesbian luna
hollow grove
yes
vital marten
Yeah I’m not worried about it
neat moat
have you held any hands as of late
hollow grove
have you held any hands as of late
no why
vital marten
I think they should’ve been properly quarantined and more precautions taken since we just went through a pandemic
I mean you think people would be on edge a bit more about that sorta thing, bad publicity and all
glass wigeon
what i find sad is if they come out of this they cant sue the cruise line
hollow grove
im guessing we learned nothing
the diamond princess taught us nothing, NOTHING!!!!!
vital marten
what i find sad is if they come out of this they cant sue the cruise line
The rich can’t get richer? Oh boy how sad
glass wigeon
apparently if the ship had enteres american waters it wouldnt be able to use that contract clause
forbidding suing and such due to death and injury
quasi slate
Timbits chat
glass wigeon
but it wasnt going to america
they should just make that kind of contract illegal though fr
vital marten
What’s the contact anyway
glass wigeon
"if u die u cannot sue us suck it"
glass wigeon
"if you get hurt you also cannot sue us"
"bitch"
this is clearly the cruiselines fault anyways
hantavirus being there likely means they had rodent droppings of some kind contaminate something
vital marten
I thought it was because they docked and a couple went on some bird tours or some shit
And that’s how it got on the ship
glass wigeon
idk
vital marten
Have you seen our health department lately
quasi slate
no idea i thought Usa always had hantavirus but i guess it was just europe
vital marten
Nah we’ve had it
hollow grove
there was a small outbreak in the early 90s in arizona
vital marten
I’ve never heard of it but we’ve had it
quasi slate
who put ratatouille on the cruise ship
hollow grove
me
quasi slate
glass wigeon
Anyways this won't be a pandemic and likely not even an epidemic
Also here's the pope wearing Nike's
empty frigate
oh my lucky day
nuh uh
vital marten
Also here's the pope wearing Nike's
Dripped ahh pope
empty frigate
Also here's the pope wearing Nike's
that dude almost has drip levels like mine and it's scary
glass wigeon
Cause they probably didnt believe him that he's the pope
hollow grove
Also here's the pope wearing Nike's
bro is the shephard to 1 billion faithful catholics and the vatican couldnt spare some of that tithe money for some air jordans
buh
empty frigate
sacred schooner
<@332538400445956097>
no thanks, Tim Horton is a has been
you woulda loved it 15 years ago
stiff geyser
Anyways this won't be a pandemic and likely not even an epidemic
Fr. It's so funny seeing Americans panicking
solemn quartz
new marvel comic has jjk and gachiakuta in it
stiff geyser
It started in my country and I don't fucking care
stiff geyser
new marvel comic has jjk and gachiakuta in it
Is marvel still a thing?
solemn quartz
Is marvel still a thing?
its decided to include manga in its lineup lately tho
deadpool x mha
deadpool x jjk and gachiakuta
deadpool x chainsaw man
marvel is basically just living off of manga references lately
stiff geyser
Peak
stiff geyser
marvel is basically just living off of manga references lately
Can't blame them
vital marten
Painting this deck today
toxic hawk
Painting this deck today
Paint my house
idle raven
idle raven
Hantavirus is spreading human to human confirmed
Yeah
toxic hawk
What is R0
harsh crane
It’s at 5 right now confirmed. If it hits 20 I’m going out to buy toilet paper
harsh crane
What is R0
“R naught” it’s the way the spread of a virus is measured
viral echo
toilet paper forts again?
harsh crane
You bet
toxic hawk
“R naught” it’s the way the spread of a virus is measured
oh i see, like how contagious it is and sutff ?
harsh crane
oh i see, like how contagious it is and sutff ?
Yeah human to human spread factor
Virus math
vital marten
Paint my house
I’d love to
half kettle
do you paint people too
harsh crane
Normally you have to inhale old rat poop to get this but it’s spread human to human on that cruise ship
viral echo
the ratmen are coming
harsh crane
They’ve never seen that before
idle raven
Yo they better nuke that cruise ship
harsh crane
With this virus
vital marten
do you paint people too
I don’t care what it is as long as I get paid 😆
toxic hawk
Looks like they got the ship on lock for now
vital marten
I’ll paint your horse
harsh crane
Yo they better nuke that cruise ship
Too late they already got stateside
idle raven
Yeahp
harsh crane
Best part is the incubation period of 6-8 weeks. Symptom free
I might go buy toilet paper today
And fill up all my gas cans
vital marten
Best part is the incubation period of 6-8 weeks. Symptom free
Only infectious once you show symptoms no?
Ideally people get sick and go home but we all know they don’t do that
harsh crane
Only infectious once you show symptoms no?
Yeah. So we have to wait and hope now
toxic hawk
Covid is still fresh on our minds. I'm sure countermeasures will be put in place much quicker this time, thus lessening impact.
I hope.
If it comes to it of course.
harsh crane
Ideally people get sick and go home but we all know they don’t do that
Exactly. If this is what we think. In about 6 weeks we are cooked
Immune systems are still trashed from Covid
harsh vault
Exactly. If this is what we think. In about 6 weeks we are cooked
whats with you and making the people panic
vital marten
Covid is still fresh on our minds. I'm sure countermeasures will be put in place...
Nah we’ll get the same bs now of “shutting things down will hurt the economy”
viral echo
Covid is still fresh on our minds. I'm sure countermeasures will be put in place...
LOL
harsh crane
whats with you and making the people panic
I remember this dude on discord saying the same shit to me as I monitored the Covid maps in September of 2019
harsh vault
im already set for the new outbreak, with my new pc im starting streaming
harsh vault
I remember this dude on discord saying the same shit to me as I monitored the Co...
doesnt mean you have to do the same and predict smh
viral echo
everyone in power last time would not even stop air travel
harsh crane
doesnt mean you have to do the same and predict smh
It’s all over the news everyone’s talking about it this isn’t a “Doomguy” thing
toxic hawk
I hope it doesnt come to them calling my ass over to help out.
vital marten
I hope it doesnt come to them calling my ass over to help out.
This guy is running fever J’aime we need a blood test
harsh vault
It’s all over the news everyone’s talking about it this isn’t a “Doomguy” thing
meh, its not a worry, theres literally a hantavirus patient in my city, im not worried
toxic hawk
Tho, tbh it would help distract me*
harsh crane
meh, its not a worry, theres literally a hantavirus patient in my city, im not w...
F in chat
toxic hawk
This guy is running fever J’aime we need a blood test
lemme see how this shit diagnosed
vital marten
lemme see how this shit diagnosed
lol
harsh crane
ur being a doomer
harsh vault
last time with covid i had to hear so many people with their conspiracy theories about it being controlled by the higher ups or some shit, pls dont bring it back
vital marten
Thankfully back in the 90s when there was an outbreak in Argentina, some the doctors supposedly didn’t wear ppe and not many got sick
harsh crane
last time with covid i had to hear so many people with their conspiracy theories...
I haven’t said one thing about any of that
We all have trauma from Covid
harsh vault
ya but ur causing panic, its not a thing to panic about
viral echo
last time with covid i had to hear so many people with their conspiracy theories...
to be fair the way the treated it it does kinda sound like that
harsh crane
How am I causing panic
viral echo
never let a crisis go to waste
harsh crane
All I said was I’m buying toilet paper if it hits 20 infections
harsh vault
its not that bad
idle raven
Let’s hope they don’t get into Greenland
vital marten
Though, if you wonder how it would present in med, maybe this would give an idea @toxic hawk
idle raven
🥰
viral echo
they kept saying how it would be racist to stop air travel from China
toxic hawk
okay so you diagnose it with a PCR, there are two forms of the infection
Cardio-pulmonary, and renal hemorrhagic, the latter being deadlier
Some antivirals can slow it down, and sometimes can lead to people getting dialysis
harsh crane
I just wish we didn’t let cruise ships go to these places and bring back viruses to the states. Shut down the cruise lines. Permanently. Bad for the oceans anyway. Covid should have been the end of the cruise line industry imo
vital marten
okay so you diagnose it with a PCR, there are two forms of the infection
Cardio-...
Yeah I read about a neck catheter
Sounds scary
viral echo
i don't know why people go on cruise ships
harsh vault
i must say, if it is a real pandemic, america is kind of fucked since they left WHO
vital marten
i don't know why people go on cruise ships
Money to burn
viral echo
they always get hit by viruses
harsh crane
i don't know why people go on cruise ships
To get rare viruses apparently
toxic hawk
Yeah I read about a neck catheter
Yeah, dialysis is not comfortable
And infections are pretty common
vital marten
i must say, if it is a real pandemic, america is kind of fucked since they left ...
I’ll do what I did last pandemic and just not go outside
harsh crane
Going on a cruise is the poors pretending their are gunna have a yacht one day
The glorification of wealthy lifestyles
vital marten
I don’t think poors are going on cruise ships
toxic hawk
Anyways, dont go putting out a fire that hasnt started
Give it a rest, it's nothing for now, and professionals are on it
vital marten
Cruise ship seems outta my blood man
harsh vault
Going on a cruise is the poors pretending their are gunna have a yacht one day
cruises usually stop at countries for a bit to explore it, its a vacation basically
harsh crane
Well. There’s cruise lines poor. And then there’s poor poor
Different levels of poor
harsh vault
Anyways, dont go putting out a fire that hasnt started
Give it a rest, it's noth...
atleast ur on my side
harsh crane
It’s complicated
tender igloo
just dont be poor
vital marten
https://tenor.com/view/tom-hardy-oh-no-not-gif-18162380
Buy your toilet paper and Gas now pupper
harsh crane
cruises usually stop at countries for a bit to explore it, its a vacation basica...
Countries with hantavirus
vital marten
just dont be poor
I never thought of that, what a revelation
tender igloo
I never thought of that, what a revelation
right?!
vital marten
With this information I will open a bank
tender igloo
i shall now buy a yatch
toxic hawk
They better start working on a vaccine regardless
It'll save us so much time if worst comes
harsh vault
this guy
vital marten
They all laughed at me when I said Covid was coming
My teachers laughed at me when i was watching it in December before it was major news lol
I don’t get the same feeling from this
harsh crane
All the top researchers in the field say it’s inevitable. Bill gates knows bro
viral echo
nah this virus is pretty much like the ebola panic,
harsh crane
My teachers laughed at me when i was watching it in December before it was major...
I was student teaching under a very intelligent career professor who thought I was legit a moron for saying Covid was coming
vital marten
December 2019 I told my teachers it looked bad and countries weren’t taking enough precautions to slow the spread of COVID, watched the spread all across china
Meanwhile my teachers are saying “it won’t come to America, they won’t let it” lmfao 😭
harsh crane
Maybe. I remember swine flu
viral echo
if a virus kills too many people and presents symptoms quickly it can't spread
tender igloo
whats stupid is i didnt get covid at all until like last year lol from some asshole that coughed on the bras in walmart
like why
vital marten
whats stupid is i didnt get covid at all until like last year lol from some assh...
😭
tender igloo
i battled the great tp war and i get done in by some RANDOM COUGH
vital marten
I didn’t get Covid until last year because I stay inside
harsh crane
I’ve had Covid like 9 times
vital marten
Inside is safe, if you don’t interact with humans you can’t get sick
tender igloo
dude i thought i was having a heart attack lol, my heart was racing and i couldnt figure out why
viral echo
I got covid about a year after it came out, I was sick for about 24 hours
tender igloo
like what the shit is that
harsh crane
dude i thought i was having a heart attack lol, my heart was racing and i couldn...
Ever seen the butterfly effect?
You were merging
viral echo
such an average virus
tender igloo
Ever seen the butterfly effect?
no lol
vital marten
dude i thought i was having a heart attack lol, my heart was racing and i couldn...
I was just brain foggy and not feeling like doing anything for 3 days
And sore
tender igloo
such an average virus
hell nah
vital marten
I was just brain foggy and not feeling like doing anything for 3 days
Ever since then though I get bad sinus infections regularly
viral echo
i knew it was bad because I could not ride my bike for more than 5 miles without getting out of breath
tender igloo
yah it was crazy sickness, beeen sick lots of times but covid was like a truck hitting that virus sucks ball
not balls just ball
viral echo
I had to go home and lay down for a couple of hours
harsh crane
Covid causes neurological damage. It’s why people were losing sense of smell and taste
It literally disabled millions of ppl
tender igloo
Covid causes neurological damage. It’s why people were losing sense of smell and...
that was a weird side effect too
unreal bane
(I'm actually here in socal on a friday, wow)
harsh crane
It’s just a matter of time before a virus plagues us and we enter the zombie apocalypse. The dead will walk the earth. It’s prophecy.
vital marten
Enjoy your time
tender igloo
(I'm actually here in socal on a friday, wow)
dont forget to eat at egg slut
vital marten
Egg hut?
tender igloo
egg slut lol
vital marten
What the yoke
viral echo
i wonder what the wider implications are from these viruses, people always forget many viruses cause cancer
uncut epoch
egg
vital marten
Okay that looks good
idle raven
Interesting name
harsh crane
(I'm actually here in socal on a friday, wow)
Ew. SoCal. My condolences
vital marten
We have an egg shop locally
tender igloo
place is always stacked with people
harsh crane
That place is a shithole
viral echo
every virus you get ups your chances of getting cancer
vital marten
They call themselves the “Deviled Egg Co.” as seen on shark tank I guess they got a sponsor(?)
tender igloo
That place is a shithole
fun place to visit though
vital marten
Foods probably mid, haven’t been there yet
tender igloo
love the coast of cali and northern cali likeup in san andreas and big bear
viral echo
give me egg
harsh crane
every virus you get ups your chances of getting cancer
60 percent chance a man has to amputate his testicles if he’s caught HPV even once in his life (in his 60s)
unreal bane
Ew. SoCal. My condolences
So much space, so much dust.
unreal bane
Air is drier than a Texas drought.
vital marten
@tender igloo different than egg slut though https://deviledeggco.com/?srsltid=AfmBOooRNK6fbvtjQwaESY3qVoHpoxZw-C0TNHdB8ReNEN3klLa45FUA
tender igloo
So much space, so much dust.
are you in bako lmao , that place was such a dustball
tender igloo
<@662174694291537920> different than egg slut though https://deviledeggco.com/?s...
awh thats cute the little jars!
unreal bane
are you in bako lmao , that place was such a dustball
You wouldn't believe where I was if I told you.
vital marten
Air is drier than a Texas drought.
Idk, places like Abilene might get close to that feeling
tender igloo
did you leave your wallet in el segundo
vital marten
Abilene so dry there are tumbleweeds
vital marten
Boom town maybe?
unreal bane
What is this place?
tender igloo
We were passing through 29P otw to Yucca Valley.
oh god urs like in dust dust haha
vital marten
My town only exists because of the Railroad
unreal bane
My Asian brain cannot comprehend how do people even live in this bottom of a Roomba bag.
viral echo
My town only exists because of the Railroad
Choo choo
vital marten
My Asian brain cannot comprehend how do people even live in this bottom of a Roo...
Either Very isolated or very close nit no in between
tender igloo
after living in bako for years I cannot stand desert anymore lol
harsh crane
My town only exists because of the Railroad
We need to bring back the railroad and make small cars again.
This is dumb
Interstates everywhere
18 wheels of death
viral echo
Tumbleweeds were not native to the USA
tender igloo
There are TUMBLEWEEDS here.
the deserts hairball
harsh crane
We had 5 dollar footlongs
vital marten
We need to bring back the railroad and make small cars again.
Public transportation in America? Are you dreaming?
stone gorge
We had 5 dollar footlongs
what is with you and the damn subway deals
vital marten
Now it’s five dollar gallons
Perfect time for me to start driving
harsh crane
what is with you and the damn subway deals
You think that’s bad you shoulda tasted Pizza Hut in the 90s. You’d be pissed off all the time like me too.
But you were born eating micro plastic
stone gorge
you sound like you're a shade of dust
viral echo
they always portray tumbleweeds in in wild west movies, but they didn't exist really back then, just like the cowboy hats didn't exist.
vital marten
But you were born eating micro plastic
I was born WITH microplastic
Not just eating it
harsh crane
you sound like you're a shade of dust
tender igloo
You think that’s bad you shoulda tasted Pizza Hut in the 90s. You’d be pissed o...
lol make pizza great again
harsh crane
lol make pizza great again
It’s fucking unreal
vital marten
Just go to local Italian shop
simple bear
tender igloo
wheres my mexinuggets
harsh crane
Go buy a bag of chips. Half the bag is air. $7
vital marten
wheres my mexinuggets
No enchiladas?
viral echo
large vehicles are great
unreal bane
you sound like you're a shade of dust
You're a shade of dust.
harsh crane
12 pack of coke? That’ll be $15
stone gorge
trucks have been huge since the mid 80's, people just ignore the fact you could buy a crew cab 8 foot box pickup
tender igloo
No enchiladas?
they were these delish tater tots they added in the 90s lol and took them away
THEY WERE THE BEST
harsh crane
But you can take loans for your groceries now
vital marten
12 pack of coke? That’ll be $15
Stop shopping at Albertsons
harsh crane
So it’s all good
tender igloo
they were like 99 cents lol so what we ate while partying a lot
stone gorge
I don’t like vehicles in general
i love vehicles
harsh crane
Stop shopping at Albertsons
I wait until sale day and get em for $5
harsh crane
Yeah but doesn’t change the fact that’s what they try to sell it for
tender igloo
12 pack of coke? That’ll be $15
could be worse and you could live in alaska where its like trice that haha
harsh crane
Regularly
vital marten
True
harsh crane
could be worse and you could live in alaska where its like trice that haha
I worked in Alaska for a year. Had my groceries delivered by plane
viral echo
why would anyone live in alaska?
tender igloo
I worked in Alaska for a year. Had my groceries delivered by plane
LOL
harsh crane
It’s about three times the cost
tender igloo
why were you in the bush
vital marten
why would anyone live in alaska?
Frontier life
tender igloo
viral echo
Frontier life
are they still battling the bear army?
harsh crane
why were you in the bush
I had a contract in a small village on the southwest tundra
Fixing their electric
vital marten
are they still battling the bear army?
That and the ice
harsh crane
This was years ago now
vital marten
Ice road trucking a cool show
tender igloo
rip lol , my dad works on the pipeline and has to go to fairbanks , dead horse, to prudo bay a lot
stone gorge
Ice road trucking a cool show
was very fake though, unfortunately
vital marten
was very fake though, unfortunately
Yeah no lot lizards
harsh crane
rip lol , my dad works on the pipeline and has to go to fairbanks , dead horse, ...
This was up the river from dillingham. Small village
stone gorge
"guys i have this shipment of wooden boards for dying children in this remote bush town, we have to deliver it during the largest snowstorm of the year" as they proceed to get stuck a dozen times
tender igloo
This was up the river from dillingham. Small village
hang on that sounds familiar
harsh crane
It was the third village they’ve built because those waters change so much now
sacred schooner
hang on that sounds familiar
you're a dillingham citizen
you've been dilling for 20 years
tender igloo
you've been dilling for 20 years
ill show you dilling mister
sacred schooner
tender igloo
i miss fishing there but that is about it, and summers
harsh crane
Yeah I’m not going back to Alaska. Was nice to experience but that’s not a land for man
vital marten
i miss fishing there but that is about it, and summers
Big fish?
tender igloo
Yeah I’m not going back to Alaska. Was nice to experience but that’s not a land...
egactly lol
harsh crane
Like it tries to kill you
vital marten
Sounds like fun though
harsh crane
I got bird flu while there too. Really bad one
vital marten
I’ve always wanted survival mode
tender igloo
Big fish?
yah, we ocean, shrimp and river fished A LOT but man that takes a toll lol
we used to port at whittier and go fish at montague island
which is like a 4 hour boat ride if you have a good boat lol
tender igloo
for those and sea bass
vital marten
Holy moly
viral echo
https://tenor.com/view/gorgona-rainbow-six-tretboot-treten-cowana-gif-20494696
DUCKBOAT
vital marten
for those and sea bass
This thing would probably attempt to consume a human
Maybe not a big one but a small one definitely
tender igloo
This thing would probably attempt to consume a human
yah lol
tender igloo
it seems I've found something, tell me more about what annoys puppers
who was that guy that kept saying damn duckboats
viral echo
it's not even a duck, but...
sacred schooner
who was that guy that kept saying damn duckboats
I don't know but he seems like a fine gentleman
tender igloo
yah i have no idea why but the fish are huge up there even the river salmon
even in kenai river the fish are huge
vital marten
Fat fish
vital marten
Ive caught a decent sized bass before
But then I hooked my hand and never fished again
tender igloo
never catched a bass before, wide mouth head asses haha
sacred schooner
very unfortunately, I've come to live in the middle of a concrete island far from any river
vital marten
never catched a bass before, wide mouth head asses haha
They’re a little scary because the whiskers can hurt you
tender igloo
But then I hooked my hand and never fished again
you know how many times i have hooked someone or hit them with my weigh twhen fishing the russian river lmao
tender igloo
dude no lol
cause that is how we fished
and our parents would give us poles like here
tender igloo
no they need to be the kind you can put your thumb on it
sacred schooner
dude no lol
at this point go somewhere else
tender igloo
let me find a example lol hang on
vital marten
I couldn’t imagine how many lines got crossed the day that pic was taken
sacred schooner
yes
quasi slate
hi sisters
tender igloo
looks like thatbut right handed and yah do you KNOW HOW MANY TIMES i fished up other peoples shit
"oh mom i got a big fish" and its just a stick with fishing line and hooks
vital marten
Can’t catch bass anymore
They filled the local lake with carp and the bass died out
tender igloo
have you had carp?
vital marten
Nah
tender igloo
wonder what it tastes like
vital marten
They sell it at the local fish restaurants but idk
Not really a fan of fish
The meat has a texture to it that’s undesirable
sacred schooner
Not really a fan of fish
a dream of mine would be to have a fish smoker and have unlimited smoked salmon
vital marten
Only the freshest smoked salmon from that smoker
half kettle
+3 trait points
sacred schooner
I wonder what smoked trout would taste like, lots of em here
trout and rainbow trout
vital marten
Game warden probably a fun job
Or Striper guide, we have a few of those
The Striper guides you just pay them and they take you to fishing spots they know of and they supply bait and lure best to catch the fish you’re after
sacred schooner
I'm too much of a city boy to even think of being a game warden
perhaps when (more likely if) I ever get myself a motorcycle I'll touch more grass outside
vital marten
perhaps when (more likely if) I ever get myself a motorcycle I'll touch more gra...
Motorcycle
Two wheel speed machine of death wobbles
sacred schooner
Two wheel speed machine of death wobbles
perhaps at highway speed, but there's no need for that here
something like that for backroad would be lovely
40-50kph
https://youtu.be/_RV8D_HHKMM?si=TFmtlgGIBZbB93yR I like listening to that on repeat when I'm cycling
makes me much less of in a hurry to get anywhere on my e-bike
I'm probably not scared of a motorbike since I've been cycling for years already without ever driving a car
if anything it feels safer to negotiate traffic with something that keeps up with it
vital marten
40-50kph
Ah that’s not too bad
But be careful I wreck my mini bike at that speed
And it hurt for about 2 weeks
sacred schooner
well, I don't own one, that's just my next step for the next few years
project escape my city
lilac quarry
project *escape my city*
where art thou going to
sacred schooner
where art thou going to
there's parks, rivers, lakes, mountains for hundreds of square kilometers north of my city, so anywhere really
I'm not moving out, don't plan to
just need something for small trips
lilac quarry
oh I thought you might be going to the hon hon hon homeland
the honland if you will
sacred schooner
I wouldn't unless I won the loto
life is surprisingly cheap here if you manage to find a way to make it work
anyway, gotta go fulfill my cyclist duty and annoy some cars
glass wigeon
balls
harsh crane
I was working at a gym once and a guy came in limping said he got hit by a car on his bike. I was like damn dude you okay he’s like yeah happens like once a month
I was like wtf
sacred schooner
I was working at a gym once and a guy came in limping said he got hit by a car o...
fractured a rib like that once
sacred schooner
which I did
vital marten
The deck is prepped
Time to prime and then wait on paint to dry
Hurry up and wait
modest lynx
quasi slate
Animation ✍️
vital marten
The customer come out and told us he rehired us because we did his back deck so well a few years ago that he thinks this is the last time he’ll need a paint job
(He’s 93)
stone gorge
I wonder what smoked trout would taste like, lots of em here
10/10 would recommend
harsh vault
what game to play now that im home
half kettle
Minesweeper?
harsh vault
Minesweeper?
never learned how to play
vital marten
what game to play now that im home
Left4Dead
vital marten
oh
half kettle
How about Stardew valley
vital marten
harsh vault
How about Stardew valley
dont own
vital marten
i meant from my library smh
You’ve only put 5 hours into Fallout New Vegas
stone gorge
god modding fallout 4 is so annoying sometimes
barren raven
Holler everybody
harsh vault
Holler everybody
hai
barren raven
How goes it
harsh vault
are u doing well?
hazy monolith
is discord dying again
are yall having any issues like my messages take 3 years to load
idle raven
harsh vault
That's all
if you ever want to talk about it, you can dm me
idle raven
How
viral echo
pour petrol on it and set fire to it
hazy monolith
i dont know
viral echo
🤔
viral echo
what do you call a man with no arms and legs in a swimming pool?
hazy monolith
a steak
viral echo
bob
harsh vault
pour petrol on it and set fire to it
i take that personal
viral echo
that's all the bad jokes I have today
harsh vault
very bad joke
harsh vault
what happened
scroll up smh
lyric galleon
aeiou
harsh vault
what about it
harsh vault
1984
half kettle
let me try
harsh crane
discord is dying
lyric galleon
i send a clip and it didnt go through?
barren raven
if you ever want to talk about it, you can dm me
I'm too negative as is
harsh crane
nothing is going thru
harsh vault
I'm too negative as is
nuh uh, ur fine
half kettle
embed disaster
lyric galleon
oh
half kettle
images not sending
harsh vault
lyric galleon
no embeds
harsh vault
what a day
lyric galleon
i cant send video clip
harsh vault
i can
harsh vault
i can send images
half kettle
gifs work
harsh crane
its a conspiracy
barren raven
or did the voices win
I'm high-key beginning to hallucinate things
harsh vault
gulp
lyric galleon
harsh vault
they ate my mimage
