general_chat

[inner lantern]

still 14k playing that game on steam

[harsh crane]

Well if they made better games people would play those

But they haven’t yet

[inner lantern]

I'm baffled how there's so many playing the game right now there must be something malicious going on lol

[vital marten]

Nah left 4 dead just fun

[glass wigeon]

just watched a crazy bodycam video

makes me wonder

[vital marten]

Other games try to be the next left for dead but

They all suck

[glass wigeon]

why does texas have uniformed unarmed police officers

civilian reponse units

[vital marten]

We do?

[glass wigeon]

yes

i nthe bodycam footag ei watched

one responding to a burglary

talking with woman

[vital marten]

He’s unarmed?!

[glass wigeon]

when guy across the streets just start shooting at him

[vital marten]

wtf

[glass wigeon]

hit him in the eye and face

the officer tanks it too like what a god

and helps the woman get to safety

apparently hes a retired 30 year marine sergeant major

and has a purple heart from iraq

so it makes more sense why he seems so unfazed by being shot in the face

[vital marten]

Shit but no weapons? I mean damn

[glass wigeon]

yeah he couldnt do anything

[vital marten]

I would understand if it was an officer in training but idk

[glass wigeon]

first thing he did after the first shots

was make the woman get to safety

[vital marten]

Cops in my area never respond alone

[glass wigeon]

then while peeking again he got shot in the eye

[vital marten]

Always 2 squad cars to arrive

[glass wigeon]

it did make ihm fall over cause u know

getting shot in the eye probably

really fucking sucks

i mean getting shot in general probably sucks

but the eye

damn

i doubt i can post it cause he was bleeding everywhere but

its on police activity

channel

"Civilian Officer Ambushed While Responding To a Burglary Call"

video title

i mean to be fair getting ambushed is unlikely but being an unarmed uniformed officer in texas of all places

seems wild

even if its low priority calls that arent really dangerous

[brazen lantern]

okay

teamkilled and kicked

[glass wigeon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGo0uCHGyuo

goddamn

video goes hard af

[viral echo]

don't get shot in the eye

[glass wigeon]

dude killing that bass

holy

summoned his wife with it too

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/ellis-left-4-dead-locker-open-left-4-dead-2-gif-2256804952657713480

me when ak/sniper rifle with lazer sights

[barren raven]

A loving wife appears if I play bass? Gotta ditch the guitar

YTube too

At least when I do it. . .

[oblique stream]

lemme check

https://youtu.be/LQz49_VP5kQ

works fine

[barren raven]

:|

Noted

[oblique stream]

lmao

[tall glen]

I got like one Bass Guitar joke

"Why don't you go be like a Bass Guitar, and be completely inaudible"

its spread by mouse bites!

[onyx igloo]

get the plague doctor mask

[tall glen]

Sean

[brazen lantern]

got da frog wit the shorty deba

[quasi slate]

Europe always had hantavirus fear mongerers are over exaggerating it because theyve never heard of it

[vague lynx]

If anyone is rich and wants to gift me the bike I want for my bday, I'm willing to give my address

[brazen lantern]

another bike bot

[vague lynx]

U are the bot

[barren raven]

I'll tell You that I'm going to get it for You and then I'm going to show up at Your house with the bike, except I'll be riding it, and You watch

[vague lynx]

Okay!!

That's also cool

[barren raven]

Huh, I didn't expect it to turn out this wau

Way

[vague lynx]

Can I ride with you?

U drive ofc

[barren raven]

Okie dokie

[vague lynx]

I'm from Spain

[vague lynx]

It can be the car I want too, but the bike is way cheaper 😔

[solemn quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/ashley-graham-resident-evil-4-re4-og-ashley-graham-resident-evil-4-notgothgf-gif-13653811179866708846

[tall glen]

I will bring a bike but I need to "talk" to your mother, and you will never see me again

[brazen lantern]

That sounds like you're going to kill her and run away

[tall glen]

no no

I am just going out for milk

[solemn quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/kaiba-rich-spoiled-yugioh-gif-5959832

[barren raven]

Sorry son

[solemn quartz]

im from spain without the pain

:(

[barren raven]

🐍

[tall glen]

SSSSSSSS

[vague lynx]

😭 😭

If 8000 out of the 200k ppl put 1€ I can get the bike

[half kettle]

sorrry this isnt a village community

will you butcher a cow for the meat and spread it across the 8000 people

[tall glen]

heres a video of jaime

no thats cringe

[barren raven]

Did this happen?

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-pufferfish-pufferfish-cat-fish-catfish-gif-9997139051265883971

[icy vigil]

Clearly you need more motivation

[marsh glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-cute-cat-cute-kitty-abuban-bedolaga-gif-26564074

[icy vigil]

Life is worth living 🥺

[half kettle]

I don't know about that shark10

[tall glen]

its usually better then other options

eating some discout granola

I can see why it was at discount

[barren raven]

Oh boy, I'm going to put these two jars away in the cupboard above my stove
The stupid jar of olives:

https://tenor.com/view/avatar-movie-fall-falling-meme-gif-24396824

[tall glen]

I once dropped a jar of marianara out of my fridge

and made a mess

then I did it again an hour later

[barren raven]

My workout was cut short because of these damn olives
Today is really testing my patience, I can't wait to go to work

[half kettle]

was third times the charm

[tall glen]

shoulda ate the olives as a sign of dominance

[solemn quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/you-yes-you-change-your-username-now-ghostrider-gif-15119774186185738684

[rapid moth]

not happening

[barren raven]

Something is happening

[barren raven]

No Valac, I'll make something happen

[marsh glacier]

that remains to be seen

[rapid moth]

what is happening

[barren raven]

Things

Nasty things are happening and now everybody is scared

[rotund sleet]

G13

[half kettle]

g17 for glock17

[barren raven]

G1 for g00d 1uc3

[icy vigil]

Something always happens 🥰

[half kettle]

8008152

[toxic hawk]

98295478

[barren raven]

41!

Smiles softly I love joking with You guys

[icy vigil]

Straight up joking it

[young kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/nine-sols-ji-grow-up-eigong-yanglao-gif-12901703791768394943

[glass wigeon]

ive awoken

[half kettle]

go back to sleep

[glass wigeon]

no

: (

[young kelp]

join the brotherhood

join battle brothers

[quasi slate]

https://youtu.be/3Oaco4EcmXE?si=kdaE5rwKbxt8k51Z

[harsh vault]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-reacts-flight-surprised-shocked-gif-14940640833910619525

[toxic hawk]

Kill it

[toxic hawk]

Look who is back

[mystic wigeon]

hi

[mystic wigeon]

so are they fake or real

[quasi slate]

can you add more red arrows and more red circles so i can see

[harsh vault]

que pasa?

[harsh vault]

why isnt it waving

[quasi slate]

he gave up

[harsh vault]

what did you do to him

[modest lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-sneeze-donut-ghost-gif-17253584850082671437

[quasi slate]

is this real

[mystic wigeon]

yes

[harsh vault]

this chat more dead than i last remember

@half kettle why dead

[half kettle]

i'm in a state of unrest and require time to cool off else i say mean stuff

must remain dead for a period

[harsh vault]

i have seen these everywhere on tiktok

[uncut epoch]

i saw like a dozen of them posted in another discord lol 😆

[harsh vault]

how ish u?

[uncut epoch]

eepy but getting the day started

how be the floofie?

[harsh vault]

the floofie is very happy

[rotund sleet]

https://tenor.com/view/whatever-go-my-steam-happy-steamhappy-steam-funny-gif-3051835105049511162

[vital marten]

Floofie is back

[harsh vault]

yus

[uncut epoch]

DAMN!!

[rotund sleet]

Elite knowledge

[harsh vault]

i sense something

[young kelp]

This took a total of 3 hours worth of attempts

[rotund sleet]

You sense smell of corn

[young kelp]

the 2nd phase is just very RNG heavy

[icy vigil]

Floofies back

[harsh vault]

im not corn

[young kelp]

there's no pattern in the 2nd phase

[icy vigil]

Also my shins are destroying me

[rotund sleet]

Are you

[young kelp]

just random bullshit go

[icy vigil]

I need to rest for 2 days

[young kelp]

[harsh vault]

im back to haunt chat

[vital marten]

Telecorn

[icy vigil]

How could this happen

[rotund sleet]

Untill im turning you into corn

[vital marten]

Corned and canned

[icy vigil]

Mmmmm, corned can 🤤

[vital marten]

Mentos canned corn

[vital marten]

Oh mentos of the swamp

Will I get rich

[young kelp]

consume enough mentos

and you will be rich in cavities

[vital marten]

I’m already rich enough there

America fuck yeah

[marsh glacier]

im not rich in any sense

[harsh vault]

i want this game, its on my wishlist, looks really good

i looked at the image closer

[vital marten]

How can you see anything Moopy

This must be what it’s like gaming when half/almost blind

[uncut epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/gameundt-fallout-maximus-outerops-gif-4067651569052406982

[quasi slate]

You recognise slightly discolored pixels its like recognising quick patterns

I was using a sniper with this

[vital marten]

Sniping at the wind grandpa

[stiff geyser]

Guys is this good enough?

[uncut epoch]

it just works

[stiff geyser]

🗣️

[vital marten]

3,951,181%

I think so

[stiff geyser]

Just killed a dragon with a single hit

https://tenor.com/view/one-punch-man-gif-9584318525878782347

Now I'll get bored

[vital marten]

Join us on MP and scam the nords

They aren’t the best at math

[candid patio]

Why do I do this
Get to work
Have a big pile of work to do
Do like 90% of it
Then start fucking off until I it becomes a big pile again

[vital marten]

I fuck off while doing my work

[candid patio]

This is funny because I work in the office at a construction company and I'm always bitching about how guys in the field don't respond to my emails

[vital marten]

Send your emails through mms and you’ll get a response

We’re on our phone but not our emails

I check my email maybe once a week

[vital marten]

And have email notifs off because who wants that torture

[candid patio]

I would need their phone number and service provider for that, right?

[vital marten]

Just their number

IMO you’d get more a response this way rather than emails

Emails are so old school

[candid patio]

Just their number? So like text them from my phone?

[pliant galleon]

https://youtu.be/fK-UI7Lxa9s

[candid patio]

I don't want these freaks having my personal cell.

[vital marten]

Could always get one of them phones with like minutes

Bizz phone

AT&T used to do like month long plans for $10 iirc

For some random shitty touchscreen

[candid patio]

Lol I think they all have company phones so if I find out the service provider I can still use outlook

I don't want to change my process too much. But if I can email them to their phone number and it feels like a text to them it's kinda the best of both worlds

[vital marten]

Yeah I know what you mean

[harsh vault]

wawa

hai chat

[vital marten]

But yeah, if it could go to them via a text type situation it would be way faster I think

What is wawa anyway

[harsh vault]

who denied me

[harsh vault]

it just a vocal stim for me

[candid patio]

Good morning floof

[brisk ermine]

no wawa, we're in a drought

[harsh vault]

gudmorning slappy!

[harsh vault]

grrrr

i do many vocal stims when i play games and stuff, helps me concentrate

or whenever im very happy

[candid patio]

On mobile you can tap and hold on the react to see who did it. I think on PC you can just hover

[vital marten]

They still sell flip phones

For quite a bit too

[harsh vault]

i saw

[vital marten]

Tracfone still going for $20

[candid patio]

There are some really rugged flip phones that I want but they are expensive.

I really miss having an indestructible phone

[harsh vault]

how are u slappy

[candid patio]

High key I want technology to go back to 2006 and stay there

[candid patio]

I'm okay, how are you?

[harsh vault]

very very very happy

[vital marten]

I couldn’t imagine using a flip phone

Did they have spellcheck

[harsh vault]

no

[vital marten]

I can’t use a flip phone

[harsh vault]

most people cant use phones that require you to use the dialpad to enter in letters

didnt make sense to me for a while

[vital marten]

It makes sense but spelling

I’m no wizard

[quasi slate]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/XYXb76YDDCY?feature=share

this is so good

[vital marten]

We get the same shorts I swear

[candid patio]

That's great!

[quasi slate]

meant to be

[harsh vault]

wawa :3

[vital marten]

https://tenor.com/view/filter-bubble-social-media-bias-dunning-kruger-that-algorithm-gif-17775078

[oblique stream]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1297854607061553254/1500836170173517854/restaurant_simulator_shorts_comedy_memes_funny_restaurant_eating.mp4?ex=69fdd69b&is=69fc851b&hm=4c90a46e6553b27ca9f7287e5669cb1a76195e50a9dc3e5b4e3c895ed87a79c4&

[stiff geyser]

Okay the unlimited damage ring in Skyrim makes the game boring

But I think I'll keep the unlimited carry weight necklace lol

[harsh vault]

playing dayz without me smh

[vital marten]

Remembering how to play

I tried to be nice and gave a man a chicken because I didn’t feel like cooking it

He shot me while I was drinking, no more nice

[harsh vault]

lou

[rotund sleet]

Watch out for magnum opus

[harsh vault]

did you do this

[rotund sleet]

No, im not usually eating somewhere like this

Shawarma4Life

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/hotbox-power-armor-fallout-jet-x01-gif-27390493

[harsh vault]

smh

hai scav

[twin bear]

its nice outside

too bad ill be inside growing all day

[twin bear]

😤 whatta u want

[harsh vault]

i glad to see u

[strange spruce]

whaddya mean by growing,,,

[rotund sleet]

Wuh, previous steam hatemonger guy

[harsh vault]

weed

[strange spruce]

[finite loom]

https://tenor.com/view/no-pixels-cant-see-ben-chang-community-ken-jeong-gif-17361588

[harsh vault]

in fivem

[strange spruce]

ouh

[harsh vault]

you cant use that, thats someone elses emoji

[strange spruce]

too bad i like beavers

[harsh vault]

may i inquire about your favorite game on your profile

[strange spruce]

AND badgers

[harsh vault]

lotg check out their profile

[finite loom]

It's a good game

[harsh vault]

is it now

[strange spruce]

very interesting taste

[rotund sleet]

What game, i can't see it

[finite loom]

You don't get to know

[strange spruce]

gatekeeping

[rotund sleet]

Shame on you

[finite loom]

Yes lets gatekeep it

[harsh vault]

i have quite an interesting opinion on you

[rotund sleet]

Shame on y'all

[strange spruce]

youll see it soon enough

[rotund sleet]

I cant, im on phone

[harsh vault]

i want to unsee it

[strange spruce]

when youre not

[finite loom]

The true same right now is being held on call for 25 minutes I hate having to do life stuff

[strange spruce]

you probably will

[harsh vault]

i dont even think we can say the name here

[finite loom]

That's why I didn't say it

[strange spruce]

thats why i havent told him yet

[rotund sleet]

Dms

[harsh vault]

no

[rotund sleet]

Curiosity will kill me

[harsh vault]

im not sharing the game name smh

[finite loom]

Loving of the German guy

[rotund sleet]

Ah hell nah

[strange spruce]

he was austrian

[rotund sleet]

That one

[strange spruce]

close enough

[harsh vault]

the one from love death + robots

[rotund sleet]

You have very specific taste

[finite loom]

The 2nd game was peak

[harsh vault]

did you actually play it?

[strange spruce]

if you say so

[rotund sleet]

There's 2??

[harsh vault]

5

[rotund sleet]

5?!

[harsh vault]

yes

[strange spruce]

why

[harsh vault]

and spinoffs

[strange spruce]

why

[rotund sleet]

First of all, why does floofie know all of this

[half kettle]

Atmosphere test

[finite loom]

Nah

[harsh vault]

it pops up every now and then on my twitter feed

[strange spruce]

literally bagazillion kpa rn

[finite loom]

I'm too poor to spend money on something like that

[twin bear]

nah i grow irl wym

[harsh vault]

smh

[rotund sleet]

I grow offline

[harsh vault]

well if its legal then i cant complain

[twin bear]

it aint legal but it makes me money and helps pay for rent

https://tenor.com/view/big-big-foot-feet-gif-18515878

[harsh vault]

weed is legal in NY no?

[twin bear]

im in PA

atm

[harsh vault]

this guy is on the road

[finite loom]

I'm wishing a zombie apocalypse so I don't have to deal with the government right now

[harsh vault]

i mean in PA, drugs are decriminalized

[strange spruce]

yeah youre gonna deal with flesh eating corpses instead

have fun

[twin bear]

still jail time if i get caught growing

only having it is non criminal

[sacred schooner]

you know america more than americans

[harsh vault]

dont ask

[twin bear]

ah yes an 800 dollar fine

for a dime bag

[finite loom]

Yep it's a lot of fun over this crap

[twin bear]

is decriminalizing it

[strange spruce]

i think id rather people not try to eat me

[twin bear]

all fun and games until someone sees a handoff

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/yummy-opioips-playboi-carti-gif-5866923219055296347

[twin bear]

then u are going to jail for intent to distribute

[finite loom]

If you go to NYC that will happen

[strange spruce]

not happening anytime soon

[finite loom]

Good idea

[twin bear]

i dont think thats normal

[harsh vault]

most of PA cities have paid off police districts, its no theory on visible drug use, especially drugs like horse tranq, and special k

[strange spruce]

im probably gonna get eaten by a stray dog or something here instead

[harsh vault]

they dont get arrested, just get their stuff taken away, but most of the time they get it back

[half kettle]

Is the stray dog a mutant from stalker

[twin bear]

lmao u should start slinging dope here and see how far u get

lmao

LMAO

[harsh vault]

i dont partake in drugs

[strange spruce]

no just your run of the mill caucasian shepherd

[sacred schooner]

special k sounds like the name of a drink supplement

[finite loom]

Drugs are bad mk

[strange spruce]

which are common as fuck here

[twin bear]

u WILL go to jail my cousin just did

[half kettle]

hungry dogs

[harsh vault]

glad to see they are enforcing some law

[twin bear]

all for small baggies he intended to sell

[finite loom]

I've seen people stab themselves by accident with a used needle where I live

[twin bear]

the law shouldnt enforce a non lethal substance

[strange spruce]

howd that go for them

[twin bear]

btw alcohol kills more per year

same with tobacco

[finite loom]

He was lucky

[twin bear]

💀 like HUNDREDS of thousands more than pot has ever killed

[half kettle]

Hm i should sleep.

[harsh vault]

i dont have an opinion on the morality of substance use, so i cant say much

[finite loom]

It's not about the deaths it's about your brain being destroyed

[twin bear]

its fine, just done smoke all day

its literally just having the willpower to use selfcontrol

how it is for booze too

[finite loom]

I've seen what drugs do to people and my god it's horrific if you do more than something like weed

[harsh vault]

hey scav

icebreaker is apparently pve

[twin bear]

man aint nobody give a fuck bout no icebreaker

[harsh vault]

i do

i watch full tarkovtv streams

like a nerd

[twin bear]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1447350377979580520/1477895552074252470/togif.gif

[harsh vault]

glad to see ur still judging my obsession of tarkov

:3

[strange spruce]

theodore,,,,,,

[twin bear]

i dont judge

[harsh vault]

grrrr

[harsh crane]

we had five dollar footlongs

[half kettle]

i still have 5 dollars footlong

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/sangheili-halo-halo-elite-halo-sangheili-bad-ass-gif-10881733738050691782

gumballs used too be like

25 cent

[harsh crane]

https://tenor.com/view/mmm-good-smoke-cigarette-smoking-gif-15715252

[tender igloo]

1 dollar nacho belle grande

[weak quartz]

bluetooth attack dog

[oblique stream]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1168669983543406622/1501991675915141191/mistorbeast.gif

[quasi slate]

MRBEST

[oblique stream]

mr breast

[twin bear]

most sick of it ghost ever

[quasi slate]

Go grab cheap sale

[brazen lantern]

I'm afraid I wont

[sacred schooner]

sovietwomble released the new bullshittery about Peak

[vital marten]

wtf is fan and mega fan

Isn’t crunchyroll just a anime streaming service

[sacred schooner]

nothing worth our money

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/doge-dogecoin-pirate-captain-ocean-gif-16296042634591047056

it's a motivation to find a third party source

[vital marten]

Arr My thoughts exactly

[brazen lantern]

Them taking down the other sites with legal actions and doing a sale makes me hate them more

[vital marten]

rip

[oblique stream]

Crunchyroll?

Cringe

[quasi slate]

It is what it is

[sacred schooner]

I go out of my way to not pay for a single subscription, ever (except phone, internet, power and rent (ew))

[quasi slate]

I support piracy but i dont pirate

[vital marten]

Do what you will

The waters just fine

[brazen lantern]

AC4 looks nice

[vital marten]

Ac4?

[twin bear]

i forgot i had the game

waiting for this fuckass gta server to open up again

so we can jump some hoodlums

[brazen lantern]

assassins creed 4

[oblique stream]

A ceed from deez nuts

gottem

[brazen lantern]

Ill probably buy it when its 30 bucks in 2 years

[oblique stream]

Ill probably never buy it

[quasi slate]

im just reading peak...

[oblique stream]

why would i buy a product of its time

instead of a timeless product

[twin bear]

bro doesnt buy anything

[oblique stream]

i do buy a lot of games

[brazen lantern]

yes nothing happens

[harsh vault]

do you play them

[oblique stream]

yes i do

[brazen lantern]

I have had humble bundle since 2017 and need to redeem a bunch

and physical games... I have game

[oblique stream]

my played/not played ratio is better than most people here

[twin bear]

no 50 hours per game?

das crazy

[oblique stream]

No i definitively do have 50+ hours on some games

how tf do i have 140 hours in balatro

[twin bear]

cuz its peak

ofc

[oblique stream]

true

[harsh vault]

i should check mine, how do i check :3

[oblique stream]

its yours

im comparing mine (1st) to yours (2nd)

[vital marten]

Put your steam profile url into steam db calculator

[oblique stream]

https://steamdb.info/calculator/76561198362828656/

[harsh vault]

my account value so low smh

[vital marten]

https://steamdb.info/calculator/76561199050401513/?cc=us

We game too much

[harsh vault]

it says mine is 1100

[vital marten]

Hm

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-american-psycho-impressive-very-nice-jerma985-gif-25449077

[vital marten]

it check regional pricing maybe

Then convert to usd

[oblique stream]

or just

?cc=us

at the end of the link

[vital marten]

Hm?

My link has that but what is it

[quasi slate]

account value is meaningless

[oblique stream]

Current Currency

cc

[vital marten]

Ah

[oblique stream]

cc=us - dollar
cc=eu - euro

[oblique stream]

My account value is average

[vital marten]

I’m gonna say most of those hours were afk

[vital marten]

I mean it’s not like we’re gonna resell our accounts so yeah in a way it is

I guess it’s just something to make you think “dang I spent that much”, and then you think of the micro-transactions

Skins and such

[brazen lantern]

https://steamdb.info/calculator/76561198079746137/?cc=us

no games but infinite games

[oblique stream]

you better look that up in the steam support section

[vital marten]

You can see how much you spent on skins and stuff?

[oblique stream]

yes

[vital marten]

Oh lord

[oblique stream]

here and here

Honestly I havent spent that much on cs cases

but i did spend a lot on tf2

[vital marten]

hmm

now I wanna add them all up

[oblique stream]

you should just check the purchase history then

[quasi slate]

mfw took apart my mouse because it was starting to irritate me with the mouse 1 being unresponsive

a single strand of pet hair was somehow blocking signal and now it works fine

[oblique stream]

my highest cs gambling win

I got 16$ off of 0.25 cent capsules

then gambled like 9$ away and bought noita for 7$

[vital marten]

fak my phone died

hadn't even finished 2023 was already up to ~$2.3k

IT REMEMBERED

wow

[quasi slate]

https://youtu.be/F5T8Y4k_uPw

[harsh vault]

isnt discord always cooked

[thick zealot]

I hear this every day

Drama channels be like XYZ is done

Evidently not done

[harsh vault]

yes

infinite content generator, give same reasons, but in different order, and rename the title with new thumbnail

[vital marten]

~$7,089.57 USD

Maybe I don’t need any more games

[thick zealot]

What a fine looking carrot I wonder where he's been to

[quasi slate]

bulking

[viral echo]

I had a dream last night

[vital marten]

A dream

[viral echo]

i dropped a box of eggs and they all broke

😭

[vital marten]

Stay away from the eggs

That wasn’t a dream it was a warning

[viral echo]

i woke up sweating

bad times

[waxen ingot]

Were they all in a basket

[vital marten]

In big trouble for making that mess

Do you know how much eggs cost

[viral echo]

the night before I had a dream and in part of it I found my cat and it was half way through eating a mouse

what are you guys doing to me

[vital marten]

I don’t think we did this

[half kettle]

I had the dream of going on an alcohol drinking spree and spiraling emotionally to a fish barista

he was very attentive.

[vital marten]

I rarely have dreams

Usually during rem sleep rebound

Then they’re wacky

[half kettle]

what's your wackiest dream

[vital marten]

Being chased down the street I grew up as a kid by an unknown stranger, I get to a cabin at the end of the street which never existed (was an empty lot) I try to hide there but get found

[half kettle]

thats just a scary dream

[vital marten]

Pretty wacky

[half kettle]

is it universal to have a dream where you get chased

i've dreamt of being chased by jason voorhees and stumbling everywhere

[vital marten]

Something something our ancestors were preyed upon by wild animals

Like birds knowing where to migrate to we remember the dark

[sacred schooner]

I never remember my dreams, but I do remember that there was a handful of dreams I wish didn't end

[half kettle]

[vital marten]

Well the dead can come back to life in dreams

Happy place to be

[half kettle]

Haven't had a dream like that yet.. i'm not emotionally attached to probably have that dream with anyone.

[harsh vault]

what does this mean

[rotund sleet]

You'll find out

[harsh vault]

how

[sacred schooner]

I hit H5

do I hit?

[harsh vault]

what does this mean!

[rotund sleet]

You'll find out

[sacred schooner]

quiet, we're playing battleship here

[harsh vault]

how!

[vital marten]

Im err

[harsh vault]

grrr

[vital marten]

What’s the end portal for in battleship

[rotund sleet]

Miss

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/beaver-shock-shocked-surprised-drop-gif-12475524430757828058

frick

[rotund sleet]

This is who you talking to

[sacred schooner]

hello miss frick

[rotund sleet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1290984560506441728/1291085745871913143/caption.gif

[harsh vault]

@rotund sleet tell what it means!!

[rotund sleet]

You'll

[harsh vault]

:c

[rotund sleet]

Just

[vital marten]

Sleepy

[rotund sleet]

Ok

Ill explain

[harsh vault]

yes

uh

which one am i

[rotund sleet]

G13

[harsh vault]

13?

[strange spruce]

7G

[onyx igloo]

i'm a g2

[rotund sleet]

Look a little down

[harsh vault]

im not a cat

[onyx igloo]

space station of the 14

[strange spruce]

nay nay

do not mention that name

[rotund sleet]

@sacred schooner

[rotund sleet]

G13?

[quasi slate]

yeah get fatter

[harsh vault]

uh

[rotund sleet]

Okay ill explain now

[quasi slate]

why pee in 1 spot when you can do a swirl

[rotund sleet]

A 360

[sacred schooner]

G13

[quasi slate]

miss the whole toilet and get it all over the walls and floor

[rotund sleet]

And especially g13

[vital marten]

G7

[glass wigeon]

g13

[subtle shoal]

d6

[rotund sleet]

Wrong

[rotund sleet]

Correct

[glass wigeon]

my cat rosie licked my tricep

and it tickled

evil

lower tricep above elbow

above the

wenis

who named it that

what a troll

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wenis

[glass wigeon]

larry....

[glass wigeon]

[rotund sleet]

Why does it looks like it about to explode

https://tenor.com/view/explosion-cat-gif-5858640239144030160

[uncut epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-explosion-explodes-cat-explodes-gif-10131775219258044191

[half kettle]

bulging eyes

[vital marten]

Bro knocked the trash can over

It’s over

[strange spruce]

gato

[rotund sleet]

Soggy gato

[quasi slate]

finger

[strange spruce]

mike ehmentraut

[modest lynx]

what game

[modest lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/tan-cat-tan-cat-spin-spin-spin-cat-spinning-cat-gif-25835363

[rotund sleet]

These spinning things in bakery

[quasi slate]

gta 4

[rotund sleet]

Even has loaf on it

[modest lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-exercise-crazy-funny-silly-gif-12083226719933964275

[harsh vault]

grrr

[rotund sleet]

Look, a bone

[harsh vault]

where

[rotund sleet]

Here

[harsh vault]

where

[rotund sleet]

Over here

[harsh vault]

show

[modest lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/raha1234-gif-9153721974556340244

[rotund sleet]

Look

[rotund sleet]

Apparently its not a bunny

[modest lynx]

what is it then

[harsh vault]

i cant see

[rotund sleet]

A ground squirrel

[harsh vault]

ur tormenting me!

[rotund sleet]

🦴

[modest lynx]

sooooo chunkyyyyyyyyyy

[harsh vault]

yay

[quasi slate]

https://tenor.com/view/tung-tung-tung-sahur-tung-tung-god-tung-brainrot-gif-1470230787957426753

[modest lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-look-funny-animals-fat-gif-20695244

[uncut epoch]

https://giphy.com/gifs/angel-homelander-tung-6JOfyEpuJH3ep9kUvJ

[rotund sleet]

I have even crazier creature for you

[modest lynx]

🫣 show

[rotund sleet]

These things

[modest lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/meow-meow-leopard-aaaaaaa-gif-15274218662235561285

[rotund sleet]

John mammal

[quasi slate]

what they doin

https://youtu.be/LwvIjHh-I_w

[half kettle]

this creature has a middle name "bullshit"

the developer of our world had no love for that animal

[rotund sleet]

What does he even do

Chat

I have an important message

[modest lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/low-int-intelligence-specimen-cat-meme-gif-25294795

[lyric galleon]

address me

[half kettle]

Hello there.

[viral pilot]

chat is there anything interesting i can do with 600 bodies

[half kettle]

You can make a domino effect of fire.

[viral pilot]

ohhh wait idea

i can carry and write out song lyrics with their bodies

[half kettle]

You can just use grass cuttigns for that

look a seal

[viral pilot]

yeah but dead zombies are a lot more badass

its like that scene from deadpool

where he writes put francis name

[viral pilot]

might need more bodies tho for a full song

redwood prison looks awfully nice this time of year

[viral pilot]

iam ultrakilling it

[half kettle]

well make sure to take a picture of it and do it quick. Corpses will rot and you'll lose it.

[viral pilot]

trueee

[rotund sleet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/986948930740813864/1475958258719264848/usagi-chiikawa.gif

[viral pilot]

if iama do a big project i can probably do it in sandbox with that off

[half kettle]

"-debug" in advanced boot options

[viral pilot]

actually i don’t know can you adjust that in sandbox or am i gonna need a mod

yeahhh that works

[half kettle]

if you have a bored friend who plays this game ask them to help

[viral pilot]

nahhh iama do this solo already got a video idea

[rotund sleet]

Woah

[viral pilot]

make a edit of a song with the lyrics written in zombie bodies and a compilation of me killing them

[half kettle]

why is he in smoke

[idle raven]

Seal

Walrus

Sea lion

[half kettle]

stahp its a seal

[viral echo]

why is it called a sea lion anyway, looks nothing like a lion

[sacred schooner]

that's the spy from TF2, so of course he smokes

[young kelp]

probably a mistranslation somewhere happened

like the matches

[barren raven]

The only good ultrashit meme that I've seen in ages

[rotund sleet]

Let me search a bit deeper in my archives

[viral echo]

the canadians used to club those

[sacred schooner]

I'm part of the seal clubber association

[viral echo]

a whole other meaning to going clubbing

[quasi slate]

bruh they used the reboot van in the storm and didnt make it to the final circle

[barren raven]

The amazing digital circus version of this is better

[barren raven]

Okay this is good too

[glass wigeon]

the polearm / spear

is the greatest weapon ever invented

and it will forever be relevant

[barren raven]

True

[glass wigeon]

they still using spear

i saw a drone on drone combat video one time

instead of exploding the target drone

it these little spear prongs

and it rammed the other drone and pierced its battery

with its spear fr

[rotund sleet]

I have more

[glass wigeon]

oh and when subs were new

[rotund sleet]

This one is actually made by me

[glass wigeon]

they used spears on them

spears that exploded

yuh

think some boats did too but i dont remember

[vital marten]

Floofie said my coworker sounded like Boomhauer from KoTH, and Luna said I sound like Georgie from young sheldon

https://tenor.com/view/beach-sand-melancholy-sad-ocean-gif-16624618268047741079

[idle raven]

Biketok son or booktok daughter

[vital marten]

What now?

Just don’t have kids

Saves you the disappointment

[barren raven]

I'll have seven kids

[half kettle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaiSZOSnjks

[barren raven]

And they will conquer the world

[half kettle]

crackhead ambitions from a gas station

solitaire

[barren raven]

I will die alone in the padded cell

[half kettle]

and i shall be buried under a construction site

[glass wigeon]

https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWFlZWNjYzExcjUzYjZkczB4bGc1ZDB3cWZ1aXozMGZob2oxanprODZrdW1nZTZjZiZlcD12MV9naWZzX2dpZklkJmN0PWc/8hGGAmA60LsaTYdarh/200.gif

[vital marten]

This one knows the ways

[viral echo]

comfy

[young kelp]

lost 2 brothers during a siege

they sucked at dodging

[harsh vault]

you sound like georgie

[half kettle]

i imagine lou sounds like a bunch of trees

[onyx igloo]

Orange

[half kettle]

He feels like a sharp orange

[onyx igloo]

SHE

[half kettle]

SHE FEELS LIKE A SHARP ORANGE

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/strawberry-cat-domgcat-donkeycat-free-robux-vbucks-gif-9547401608137840178

[onyx igloo]

Update

She tried to eat her own tail

[modest lynx]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1050078382018265178/1454397083413909630/ezgif-395a166e2e34663d.gif

[tall glen]

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3717902500

[modest lynx]

protein source?

[tall glen]

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3716934959

POOL

[half kettle]

i loved the firelights mod, thanks dean

[tall glen]

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3718884098

so many cool mods I just found

[viral echo]

is there a squirrel mod?

i want to go hunting

[half kettle]

squirrels are vanilla

[viral echo]

squirrel on a stick

[tall glen]

wait wait

are squirrels still around

is trapping only for live animals

I want dead animals back

or is squirrel a forage dead thing

[vital marten]

Hmm

[tall glen]

I need to get laundry done today

[half kettle]

argh water went down the wrong pipe and i feel like i loosened my lung from its screws from coughing

[stiff geyser]

Shame that many amazing mods are buried under a mountain of true music slop

[half kettle]

you can be a hawk in the PZmc discord server

and watch waht releases

[viral echo]

run out of underpants?

[hazy monolith]

my cats bro

[viral echo]

you can turn them inside out to get an extra day

[hazy monolith]

cute asf

[tall glen]

not trusting any music mods for a while

just went through 48 pages of subscribed mods, to uninstall all the old/outdated ones

[hazy monolith]

how can people play unstable with mods

when they break on every update

im so lazy

[tall glen]

just pick a couple

quality of life stuff is usually stable

[safe sentinel]

should i get bomber crew on steam?

[modest lynx]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1117304819586174976.webp?size=16&animated=true

[modest lynx]

If u don't need multi there are cheaper alternatives

https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/axyLdvM_460svvp9.webm

[safe sentinel]

wdym

[modest lynx]

🏴‍☠️

[safe sentinel]

?

[hazy monolith]

are you coming to the tree phonk

[modest lynx]

Peak phonk

[hazy monolith]

https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWFlZWNjYzExMGk4cHdxcXJvazU4NjduNWl0cDk1Z3ZsajBldTUzNXM0Mm13eGNsMCZlcD12MV9naWZzX2dpZklkJmN0PWc/tMbMg41MCYnC4fZeFW/200.gif

[modest lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-meme-cat-falling-animal-tree-gif-6111566003609015713

[stiff geyser]

Fr

True music mods require zero effort to make. Anyone could make one and infect it with malware

[hazy monolith]

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-tree-coming-to-the-tree-are-you-are-you-are-you-gif-7414241112908581823

[stiff geyser]

For other mods... Well, you have to be a bit passionate about the game if you are willing to learn how to mod it

That's why I trust more complex mods 😭

[bronze moat]

Which HAPPENED dude was banned from Valve for it

[stiff geyser]

Based

[novel seal]

They should be banned for doing that.

[stiff geyser]

I know it happened. I'm well aware of the whole thing smh

[novel seal]

Infecting someone with malware is a crime.

[tall glen]

Gabe personally went to his house I hope

wish we had a name, class action lawsuit time

[bronze moat]

The PZ devs posted about it too.

On the zomboid store page look at the posts about security breaches.

Hacker used true moosic to inject malware into whomever downloaded his mod.

The PZ devs responded FAST so major kudo’s for protecting their player base

[stiff geyser]

You won't find malware in my mods cause I love the game and I'm passionate about it. Making my mods takes months and a lot of knowledge about the game. A true music add-on is a drag an drop. Any random person could make one

[tall glen]

any clue what malware it was and how to detect it?

[stiff geyser]

So idk... Regular modders feel more trustworthy than true music modders

[bronze moat]

Read the post on the store page

[bronze moat]

Like this

[viral echo]

I made a mod, you should not trust me

[hazy monolith]

pz fortnite update

[viral echo]

I might get the sudden urge to add fish fingers to your game

[bronze moat]

I make mods. But privately under a different name.

Cause a dude showed up to my dad’s house looking to assault me for his Skyrim game save breaking

[hazy monolith]

i really dont like when mods add realistic hands because like that

cause theyre still animated like a flat hand with no detail

[bronze moat]

I like fingers tho

[rare dew]

How's y'alls atmosphere

[hazy monolith]

this shit is not that serious wtf 😭

[tall glen]

wait wait

was game updated TODAY

[hazy monolith]

some people out there are actually wrong in the head

[quasi slate]

Anyone on mobile

[hazy monolith]

wow

[viral echo]

did they add duckboats?

[bronze moat]

Untrue. The animations for weapons in my game have fingers on the guns trigger and everything

[rare dew]

I'm on mobile

[tall glen]

nevermind

[viral echo]

or indoor shrimp farming

[bronze moat]

B42.17. Got 100 mods already. Working fine.

[bronze moat]

No mod needed for that as long as you have live shrimp

[bronze moat]

Also drag and drop. Cause Im just replacing .wav files to get Roxy’s voice

[hazy monolith]

is this a power fantasy

[stiff geyser]

What

I think no one could find my address

[tall glen]

dave I cant find the malware post

[stiff geyser]

True. Don't trust the Saul Goodman level up music

[rare dew]

Ned Flanders address is public knowledge

[bronze moat]

Assuming fish have a breeding cycle in B42, all you need is water panels indoors. Toss in fish. They should multiply.

IF the base game has growth rate. I don’t know if it does cause fishing is the one game aspect I have never, ever played in 4,000 hours

[hazy monolith]

people can dox

[viral echo]

!!!

[stiff geyser]

My Ned Flanders thing actually started with Warden from Rainbow six

[hazy monolith]

but like

[tall glen]

found it

[quasi slate]

Can you make a mod that allows me to run on all fours

[hazy monolith]

coming to someone's house to assault them for breaking your game file is like

fucking

insane

[stiff geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/r6-warden-soldier-looking-jm16a-pos-gif-17025057

[hazy monolith]

like whoever that was should be in a mental ward

[stiff geyser]

He is literally Flanders

[rare dew]

Frfr

I'm speed running irl Ned Flanders

[stiff geyser]

If my 70 hour Skyrim save broke, I'd be angry

Tbh I'm starting to get tired of Skyrim

I'll finish the main quest and uninstall it

[hazy monolith]

i played gate to sovngarde

for like

10 minutes

then i uninstalled skyrim

never playing it ever again

[plush cobalt]

I enjoyed Skyrim about a decade ago

[bronze moat]

Mine is “infinitely playable”. Never ends

[plush cobalt]

Erm, technically anything is infinitely playable

[bronze moat]

Kinda. I mean it literally. I have over 1,000 full fledged side quests with NPC’s, missions, etc of 5-20 hours each.

30,000+ followers, all with 1-5 side quests.

80+ MILLION variations of bandit. Virtually impossible to ever see the same NPC twice.

One of the most heavily modded Skyrim games to ever exist

[plush cobalt]

I'm glad you were able to squeeze some more playtime out of Todd Howard's nord baby

Genuinely, to be clear—not my cup of tea but sounds like you enjoy it

[viral echo]

I want a game were all of Todds promises are realised

[plush cobalt]

I want no more games

[viral echo]

shame Bethesda is pretty much a dead company now

how many of the original devs are even still there

[stable yoke]

Any game recommendations? Preferably on sale.

[bronze moat]

Oh, I don’t like Tod lol.

I was banned from Bethesda studios for about 5 years

[bronze moat]

3

[stable yoke]

How do you get banned from Bethesda 😭

[bronze moat]

Speaking honestly to people who don’t like honesty

[bronze moat]

SUBNAUTICA 2 drops in 7 days.

$30.

Expected to sell 4 million copies in under 24 hours.

[stable yoke]

Oh I'm getting that for sure already haha. Not to mention the price decrease on my country.

A HUGE w from the devs.

They made the game 20 dollars cheaper.

Or 15 I dont remember exactly.

[hazy monolith]

bro

are you internationally hated

how does things like that happen to you

😭

[onyx igloo]

the roof of my mouth is bleeding

its annoying

[plush cobalt]

Damn you hate him so much you took a d

[stable yoke]

I'm sorry what*

[hazy monolith]

i had that happen once

[onyx igloo]

i cut it on a hard candy

[stable yoke]

Ah nvm I understand now.

[hazy monolith]

broke the roof of my mouth with a plastic straw

[stable yoke]

Ooof

[hazy monolith]

like hard plastic

[stable yoke]

Must hurt

[hazy monolith]

ouch

yeah

[plush cobalt]

This is why candy and plastic straws are evil

[onyx igloo]

it doesnt hurt i just keep tasting blood