general_chat

[vital marten]

Oh usps is delivering my mic

[glass wigeon]

i ate 2 grilled cheese

[vital marten]

I like grilled cheese but my sisters ruined them

I don’t eat their grilled cheese

When we run out of butter, instead of saying hey we got no butter.. they substitute with mayo 😭

[icy vigil]

i got some chocolate pudding

[glass wigeon]

mayo is ok substitute

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/perplexed-gif-13954854114178894475

[glass wigeon]

depends on what mayo you use though

[vital marten]

It becomes grilled cheese in the end but.. you can taste the mayo halfway through

[glass wigeon]

if u use right mayo just makes it tangier

[vital marten]

Not a mayo fan

[glass wigeon]

but certain types of mayo use olive oil or too much water

and it wont grill properly

[vital marten]

Well honestly I’m not a fan of many condiments

[sacred schooner]

I only use mayo as a dipping sauce or hot-dog/burger/sub condiment, nothing else

[glass wigeon]

i only uise mayo on a sub

form subway yo

know what i get on it

just ham and mayo

if we ever get subway i can always tell what one is mine just by weight

[vital marten]

And you let them build that shi?

[glass wigeon]

yes

not like its a billion things on it

just 2 things

[vital marten]

When you tell them any sauce or condiment they always put on an ungodly amount at my local subway

[sacred schooner]

why go for that when you end up paying the same price, fill it up to the brim

[glass wigeon]

how much

[vital marten]

I mean dripping out the sandwich mess everywhere

[glass wigeon]

is iy like

if u bite into it

some drips out the back

[vital marten]

Mouth full of sauce

[glass wigeon]

and al lin ur mouth

[vital marten]

Is what it’s like

[glass wigeon]

ive had that before

[glass wigeon]

i ont like too many tastes

make brain break

[vital marten]

I agree also I learned a hack

They don’t watch the food pickup area

[glass wigeon]

subway

eat flesh

[vital marten]

Every time I have picked up my food I was never asked for confirmation that it was even my food

[glass wigeon]

subway got good cookies though

or at least my local subway does

[vital marten]

So, if I become homeless, might need a few of your sandwiches

[sacred schooner]

then they're just sloppy, they always check when I tell em my name

[vital marten]

Maybe it’s the dirty work clothes that gives them trust in me

[quasi slate]

I heard the smokey backrooms rumbles

[sacred schooner]

I must look like a dasher with my bike helmet on

[vital marten]

Never seen a dasher come on bike in my area

[glass wigeon]

i remember when i was younger

the corner store sold movie rentals and stuff

[icy vigil]

just like me

[glass wigeon]

now its just alcohol in the place it used to be

[icy vigil]

i was younger once

seconds ago even

[glass wigeon]

in the corner of the store

corner of the corner store

[sacred schooner]

common downtown

[icy vigil]

oop there it goes

[quasi slate]

I was born young

[icy vigil]

now im not as young as before

[vital marten]

City stuff

[icy vigil]

there it goes again

[vital marten]

My town has made it so you don’t need to have your car inspected

[icy vigil]

it keeps happening

[glass wigeon]

your life force draining away

[quasi slate]

Now im a 57 year old gacha gamer that draws endowned

[icy vigil]

i was young once

maybe twice even

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/mad-max-guitar-guy-gif-18984063

[vital marten]

When you let rednecks work on cars, pretty much yeah

[sacred schooner]

good thing they don't inspect e-bike here because I let it get worn really bad before getting to repair it just now

[glass wigeon]

i dont know anything about cars

but from what ive learned

[sacred schooner]

turns out winter is harsh on transportation

[glass wigeon]

the most insufferable drivers drive these types of cars

bmw

teslas

and nissan altima

and lfited trucks

[vital marten]

I might drive the Altima in the future but I don’t know what this means

It’s just the cheapest good car I can afford

[sacred schooner]

the kind that honks at me when I have the right of way

[sacred schooner]

the kind that waves at me to pass when THEY have the right of way

[icy vigil]

CBT enjoyer

[vital marten]

I don’t take that much thinking we’re all going the same place

Man some of y’all’s brains must be loud inside

[sacred schooner]

my favorite is the kind that makes me wreck by cutting me off

[glass wigeon]

i turn left now

good luck everybodfy else

[vital marten]

In Texas if you want to get into the next lane on the highway, the only way to do it is to slide in at a “kinda safe” way

By that I mean jump in front as fast as possible

[sacred schooner]

I shoulda said I meant all of that as a cyclist

[vital marten]

Idk why everyone drives aggressive closer to Dallas, even as a passenger shit feels like need for speed

Any speed sign you see might as well add 20mph to it

[sacred schooner]

cycling in my city means you have to be a hawk for bad drivers

so many right hooks in the making everywhere

[glass wigeon]

they released image of the truck that got hti by the plane

it looks much worse on dash cause the dash got knocked down it seems

but that is very lucky

[vital marten]

What kind of plane hit the truck

[glass wigeon]

767

[sacred schooner]

a big boi

[glass wigeon]

landing gear clipped it

[sacred schooner]

I thought the landing gear had hit the trailer

[glass wigeon]

same

[vital marten]

And the truck looks like that? 😭

[glass wigeon]

very lcuky

in this imag eu can see it

the angle make sit look weird

but its in front of the truck at that point in time

[vital marten]

Shits made of vibranum

[glass wigeon]

at least the pastries r ok

i thought that thing got flipped

[sacred schooner]

probably less than a meter from disaster

[vital marten]

I’m not a smart person but the plane is probably going fast

[glass wigeon]

bakery truck

only casaulty is the windshield

god bless

i mean the driver had minor injuries

[vital marten]

Was driver inside?

[glass wigeon]

but thats a blessing for what coudlve been

[vital marten]

I’d want retirement after that

I’m done

[sacred schooner]

yes, but at least 100ft too low

[vital marten]

Issue with the plane or are we looking at a pilot losing his license

[sacred schooner]

pilots are in for big trouble

[vital marten]

Hm

[glass wigeon]

its either the plane clipped the truck slightly

the more likely possibility is

the pole it hit also hit the truck

[vital marten]

I like this idea better

[glass wigeon]

gash from the pole hitting th eplane

[vital marten]

Because a wreck smashes a car and that plane is going faster than most cars go in wrecks

[sacred schooner]

the odds of them keeping their jobs is small imo

[vital marten]

So even if the landing gear clipped it I’d imagine it would mess some stuff up (smashing)

[glass wigeon]

maybe there was some sort of crimcustances involved

we will find out after ivnestigation

[sacred schooner]

I think they were doing a manual approach

[glass wigeon]

its highly unlikely to be the same thing but

i remember an incident

a british airways flight

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Airways_Flight_38

just reminded me a bit of it cause of them coming in too low

[sacred schooner]

the one where both engines cuts off because of ice in the fuel lines that broke up after decending for landing?

[glass wigeon]

although in the british airways case

it wasnt pilot error

but an actual failure of the plane

due to fuel freezing or soem shit

yes

it caused their autothrottle to stop working at like 720 feet

when approaching to land

[sacred schooner]

https://youtu.be/8ZOmzUYsY3Q?si=9DBrR7QdxHcTgFkc pilots didn't even notice they almost crashed

[glass wigeon]

very liekly pilot error

but who knows

[sacred schooner]

seems like a very safe bet

[glass wigeon]

just curious as to why they came in so low

were they distracted or something

[sacred schooner]

distraction, bad training, bad habits, no experience at said airport, lots of small details that compound into this

[glass wigeon]

i mean that airport already has an approach very low over the highway

if it was another airport it wouldnt have been as bad

heres a still from a video from last year or around then

[sacred schooner]

the report from the DCA crash that released not too long ago painted a picture where neither aircrafts were really at fault for this

[glass wigeon]

they come in very low

and the highway dont help that

couldnt find better quality image

[sacred schooner]

https://youtube.com/shorts/0l9gRvZWy84?si=JDaax3yzZYDf2uWY

[glass wigeon]

peronsally i think having an elveated highway that close to a runway approach

is odd

[sacred schooner]

he explains that airports extend the landing spot further down the runway when there's such obstructions

[glass wigeon]

i c

well

at the very least

it wasnt that bad

coudlve been a lot worse

[sacred schooner]

the idea of having lightpoles in the way still seems insane to me

[glass wigeon]

what i find impressive though

is how well that landing gear tanked that pole

just a scuff mark

what a tank

[sacred schooner]

what a Michelin

[glass wigeon]

Probably still will replace it just to be safe though

[sacred schooner]

at least the year's been good to us so far, nothing major hapenned

[glass wigeon]

Wait there's a bit of a gash but not much

Above the scuff.mark

[hazy monolith]

france

VS

[glass wigeon]

france

[thick zealot]

shameful

[harsh vault]

i have heard you talk alot about the crash

[hazy monolith]

i forgot they made a short anime about that

[young kelp]

was looking at item prices and which one to drop

why tf does a potato sack

with holes cut out

so damn expensive

its worth more than a good few of the treasures I have

[hazy monolith]

does anyone have minecraft java

[young kelp]

what about it

[hazy monolith]

i lookin 2 play

[marsh glacier]

youre always lookin to play mc

[hazy monolith]

yeah cause i dont have friends

[marsh glacier]

me either

wanna play together

[hazy monolith]

do you have a mic

[marsh glacier]

yeah

[hazy monolith]

alright

[marsh glacier]

give me like 15 mins

[quasi slate]

https://youtube.com/shorts/wCkc9ecF9AI?si=hoqbqBy3CE1ump2P trickcal always adding the best memes into the game

[hazy monolith]

cat fighting ai meme

sob

[vital marten]

New mic soon

[hazy monolith]

nice

[harsh vault]

can i be the first one to hear it

[quasi slate]

2019 was 20 years ago

[hazy monolith]

https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExanRrdmh3amh1eHRqM2o5bmxxYW13OWYyYTQ2OHB4ZWlqN29uZmhzciZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/ylo5hlZ3bTTKtAkEE9/giphy.gif

[vital marten]

We’ll see when it comes

Should be arriving by post today

[marsh glacier]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1264035407729918073/1497089034273685514/image0.gif

[worn linden]

Cro

[marsh glacier]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1135686827278356530/1308255111952334918/twitter_1857452073350246566.gif

[rotund sleet]

Uh

[vital marten]

Oh boy

More working on my hands and knees

[young kelp]

damn

103 messages left at most till I hit the gap

[lyric galleon]

gappochino

[hardy mural]

You are rank #1,364 at level 10 with 4,814 experience. (286 left for the next level)
[■■■■■■■■■■■■■ ] 69%

[modest lynx]

not great not terrible

[vital marten]

Yapper in training

[rotund sleet]

Yapper of the yappington

[uncut epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/sealyx-the-yapper-yapper-yoru-no-kurage-wa-oyogenai-yorukura-gif-16223138707135354386

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/toothless-nom-gif-14178366053953057992

[half kettle]

was super duper mega melancholic sadder. exited the house and swarmed by 3 stray puppies
now super duper normal neutral state, entered the house and cleaned room

[vital marten]

The latex paint tripped the carbon dioxide sensor

So the customer has asked us to open the windows

Shouldn’t be dangerous

At least according to safety data sheet

[half kettle]

Your lungs will let you know

[vital marten]

Maybe after years of abuse

They don’t immediately care if you get into a cloud of dust

[quasi slate]

Dam even when my mouse 1 doesnt register my clicks 80% of the time

[vital marten]

Bot lobby /s

[quasi slate]

waiting for her to return to shop gyat

[marsh glacier]

i got finn and my brother got jake

its so fire

we were hoping to run mordecai and rigby too but they made rigby a pet

[quasi slate]

yeah sucks that rigby is a pet

couldve been tall like his brother

[vital marten]

Lmao

[vital marten]

Today I shall have pizza

[half kettle]

Pepperoni?

Supreme?

Mushroom?

[sacred schooner]

chocolate pizza?

I wish that wasn't a thing

[quasi slate]

its not that bad

its just bread shaped pizza with spread

[sacred schooner]

it doesn't deserve to be called a pizza

[quasi slate]

if it circular it a pizza

we have inside out pizza and foreigners call it calzone when its not even calzone

because its shaped and prepared like a pizza

[sacred schooner]

that's just a prison pocket

[quasi slate]

all your toppings you would expect are inside

crust is lightly seasoned

[sacred schooner]

I'd have to try it before giving it a pass

[sacred schooner]

non

[vital marten]

Beef, pepperoni
Beef, sausage
Pepperoni, ham

[sacred schooner]

non

[vital marten]

2 topping 6.99 carryout deal

3 med pies for uhh $21 solid

[half kettle]

That's gonna be a lot of food, enjoy

you not a mushroom fan?

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/drool-anime-wow-gif-14210716

[vital marten]

[sacred schooner]

yes

[vital marten]

No Mario

[shrewd smelt]

Pizza is the crab of the food world. All things evolve back into pizza.

[sacred schooner]

wdym no mushroom on your pizza, it's great

[quasi slate]

cant say non to this Xal tourists that come and visit and then leave without trying kepta duona have already fucked up haiyaa

https://tenor.com/view/uncle-roger-nigel-ng-comedian-sad-upset-gif-26884931

[sacred schooner]

I could try it

[quasi slate]

all this cepelinai and balandeliai but no kepta duona

[vital marten]

Not for me

I don’t like them

[quasi slate]

you have to know where to look its easy to mess it up this masterclass snack has to be prepared by the finest expert the bread has to be both crunchy and super juicy with flavor when bitten down right amount of garlic and salt and very high quality molten cheese dip with spices

mfmfff

[vital marten]

If I could’ve gotten more toppings , some banana peppers maybe

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-cat-meme-meme-meme-cat-gif-14470917232397934693

[sacred schooner]

ok this does sound good

[quasi slate]

its garlic bread but lithuanian culture

[sacred schooner]

give me one serving of it and deliver it by jet

[harsh crane]

we had five dollar footlongs

[modest lynx]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1263409148779823204/1319342072809000960/redditsave.com_nzat8ibv9jk91.gif

[tall glen]

I grab 🖐️

[tender igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/fadding-homelander-gif-16156538903600882075

[vital marten]

https://tenor.com/view/yuck-mouth-ew-nasty-thats-gif-21817056

[tender igloo]

nasty

[modest lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-attacking-with-his-tail-gif-381962574295909199

[tender igloo]

make gif perms higher

[modest lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-disagree-never-cat-no-no-shake-head-gif-2048605977880301557

[harsh crane]

agreed

https://tenor.com/view/mmm-good-smoke-cigarette-smoking-gif-15715252

[modest lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-black-cat-smack-camera-cat-smacks-camera-gif-26024142

[glass wigeon]

hold up

[tender igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/lilith-thinking-lilith-diablo-лилит-диабло-gif-14258757914639420574

[harsh crane]

its a shame what they did to the diablo framchise

femchise

franchise

i almost reinstalled d2 resurrected and then saw they added a warlock class and immediately just closed out my bnet launcher

[harsh crane]

that company has no clue what its doing anymore

[spare ore]

so pretty

[vital marten]

Level 25 for gif

[uncut epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/incoming-maxwell-heads-up-chucklenuts-maxwell-toss-maxwell-the-cat-toss-maxwell-cat-gif-7503751310811628718

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/lizard-gif-4133321797479779339

[viral echo]

I ate pink chicken and and didn't die

[quasi slate]

one thing i forget how uncanny and creepy this mod gets when solyn dies a very disturbing death for terraria

then that music plays

[vital marten]

what the

[shrewd smelt]

Now it's time for the ultimate challenge: The grimace shake.

[viral echo]

WTF is that?

[viral pilot]

lev 20 to talk

[hazy monolith]

https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExanRrdmh3amh1eHRqM2o5bmxxYW13OWYyYTQ2OHB4ZWlqN29uZmhzciZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/ylo5hlZ3bTTKtAkEE9/giphy.gif

finally.

[modest lynx]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1025158599162478674/1119914310395756625/snapchat.gif

[vital marten]

I ate too much

Working is hard now

[hazy monolith]

food

[vital marten]

6 slices of pizza yum

[modest lynx]

mm pizza

i lvoe pizza with a lot of meat

[sacred schooner]

don't tell jaime that I stole it from him

[modest lynx]

What do u need more than pizza with meat

[sacred schooner]

peppers

[modest lynx]

nah

[sacred schooner]

yah

[vital marten]

Lots of meat I agree

Banana peppers are good to have in there

But more meat the merrier

[harsh crane]

At least it doesn’t have pineapple slop on it

Too many people out there acting like pizza with pineapple is good, while begrudgingly eating it themselves. We get it. You didn’t get enough attention when you were little

[rotund sleet]

Yummers

[vital marten]

Water displacement attempt 40

I fucking hate water

Gimme that thing

[strange spruce]

ok asmongold

[rotund sleet]

— Creature from hell

[strange spruce]

https://klipy.com/gifs/asmon-gold-water--k01KQWQJ2V9X9TPJY7260EV5EJ8

washes it down with soda too </3

[harsh crane]

That guy was funny until he went far right grifter on the regular

[vital marten]

True

Lost the plot

Or found a new one idk

[harsh crane]

It’s just whoring for views. Rage views

Wow died so he needed something

Gotta make money for that lawsuit

[vital marten]

What is this beast

[rotund sleet]

The hedgenut

[vital marten]

Fatten the beast

[rotund sleet]

Here's another

And this one too

And the last one for today

[vital marten]

[rotund sleet]

Tomorrow I'll send more

[hazy monolith]

what the flip

[rotund sleet]

You mean flip flop?

[sacred schooner]

flip flops?

[rotund sleet]

Yes brother

Flop flips.

[neat moat]

hate him but tbf Fiji water tastes like shit

[vital marten]

Idk water

[sacred schooner]

the city's water is just fine

[rotund sleet]

Tap water or fiji water, what's better

[neat moat]

some people tatse the difference others dont

[strange spruce]

i still find it very funny he gagged on water

[shrewd smelt]

Only fiji water can fuck up water.

[neat moat]

depend what state and region

[rotund sleet]

Lets say western part of Nebraska

[neat moat]

no idea

never tasted that water

[rotund sleet]

What water have you tasted then

[neat moat]

I can tell you my experience in California, city water doesnt tatse greate due to all the bleach but well water slaps

[vital marten]

Well water always slaps

[neat moat]

true

[vital marten]

It’s the dead raccoon inside that adds flavor

[neat moat]

vital minerals

[rotund sleet]

Mineral water

[vital marten]

[neat moat]

sounds like bs to me tbh

marketing

its all marketing

[rotund sleet]

Selling water on the planet that is mostly water

[neat moat]

water isnt all the same water but I can guarantee mineral water isnt thay different

[rotund sleet]

Just buy water filter atp

[barren raven]

Hello all

[rotund sleet]

Hello unicorn

[barren raven]

I finished work

Neigh

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/solitaire-solitaire-ending-solitaire-end-ending-bounce-gif-12792838

do you speak the German btw

[barren raven]

Play me

[stiff geyser]

Gluten morgen 🗣️

[strange spruce]

gluten,,,

[barren raven]

I'm learning German. . .

[rotund sleet]

Gluten morge🥀

[neat moat]

https://youtu.be/2wy-W-pYlds?si=EBoXWgvulp9N9PcB

translate this

[barren raven]

Learning is a stretch though, I didn't put aside the time to practise yet, but maybe tomorrow

[barren raven]

You overestimate my capabilities, love

[modest lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/tole-tole-mei-mei-cat-vro-sister-mei-gif-4707933269230801990

[neat moat]

I mearly put your claim to the test

[rotund sleet]

Meimei

[barren raven]

I said that I'm learning

[neat moat]

do you speak the German mentos

[rotund sleet]

https://tenor.com/view/tole-cat-cute-gif-12080171459357821404

[rotund sleet]

No

[barren raven]

I may ask my German penpal to correspond with me in her language to improve

[modest lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-car-cat-stare-stare-cat-staring-gif-2270859813603496150

[barren raven]

German is such a delightful language

[arctic shore]

@velvet pebble I got the death note

[rotund sleet]

"Nein"
German mentos would say

[barren raven]

What would Chinese Mentos think of this

[rotund sleet]

"不"
Chinese mentos would say

[glass wigeon]

gonna rimworld fr

[rotund sleet]

Ohhh the game about rice?

[vital marten]

Rimming it

[glass wigeon]

rim the world

[vital marten]

Rice and all things nice

[glass wigeon]

i will attempt to become a god

[rotund sleet]

Rim? Like Pacific rim?

[rotund sleet]

If rice is your power, what are you without it

[barren raven]

https://tenor.com/view/rimworld-ice-cube-war-of-the-worlds-gif-10819762906378884633

I'm going to start a new colony on Saturday

[vital marten]

[strange spruce]

i should get back on vintage story,,,

[vital marten]

Build a sky boat lord

[strange spruce]

that or give kenshi a try again

[rotund sleet]

The only colony i know is Europa coalition

https://tenor.com/view/barotrauma-petraptor-barotrauma-pet-baro-barotrauma-meme-gif-14046735868174634699

[barren raven]

It took several Europa coalitions to take down Napoleon, just saying

[rotund sleet]

I dont think Napoleon is living under the water

[vital marten]

Heed the call of the honkmother

[rotund sleet]

Brotherhood of honk

[barren raven]

That's what wet Napoleon wants You to think

[strange spruce]

honkmother.,,,,,

spess,,,,

[rotund sleet]

[vital marten]

Or…

https://tenor.com/view/barotruama-squidward-submarine-crash-gif-230273653894518288

[rotund sleet]

Is that your thing or you just miss clicked "."

[barren raven]

This is my oc, wet Napoleon
Its Napoleon but wet

[rotund sleet]

Didn't Napoleon liked to bath often already

So wet Napoleon isn't your thing

You liar

[barren raven]

He's like, wet all the time

And it's seawater

Not bathwater

[rotund sleet]

Salty

[barren raven]

Well yes, I just said that it's seawater

[glass wigeon]

i cant hear it

[rotund sleet]

Give him a different name

[glass wigeon]

9 minutes for rimworld to load

well its still loading rn

not repsonding

[rotund sleet]

What could possibly load that long

[glass wigeon]

now its good

[barren raven]

Who are You to command me

[glass wigeon]

game

[barren raven]

My wife?

[rotund sleet]

Maybe i am

[barren raven]

I'd be a good husband

[rotund sleet]

Maybe im your boss

[barren raven]

Boss wife

[rotund sleet]

big boss

[barren raven]

Unprofessional

[vital marten]

Boss?!

[barren raven]

You are not big boss

You are little boss

[glass wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-sneeze-donut-ghost-gif-17253584850082671437

[barren raven]

Tiny

[rotund sleet]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-snake-big-boss-gif-12248663

[barren raven]

Tiny kitten boss

[viral echo]

😑

[strange spruce]

is a habit

[rotund sleet]

I see

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/miyabi-hoshimi-miyabi-miyabi-zzz-zzz-zenless-gif-954633388074498199

[vital marten]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-metal-gear-solid-mgs-mgs3-big-boss-gif-9115055647298767301

[toxic hawk]

No one hears a word

[strange spruce]

to be fair they done took clown from spess and put dem underwater aswell

[rotund sleet]

Mentos who sold the world

[glass wigeon]

why wont eppiness stop

i dont wanna be eepy

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/good-will-always-triumph-over-evil-limbus-company-uncanny-cat-canny-cat-gif-17938925209593961896

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/evil-will-always-triumph-over-gif-16744235858517193435

[vital marten]

Have a soda

[glass wigeon]

louis gopt some massive guts

entire ocean of em

[vital marten]

If ships was in the game this would be the place to control

[vital marten]

Too bad it’s a landlocked area, need the Panama Canal on the left there

[rotund sleet]

Guts?

Guts liek

Gutterman

Or

Guttertank

[hazy monolith]

bring me their souls

[glass wigeon]

im gonna be a

[glass wigeon]

slimegirl

[vital marten]

Sounds weak asl

[hazy monolith]

any1 here play pve tarkov

or minecraft

[vital marten]

Slime just like

[vital marten]

Jello

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/slime-girl-suu-monster-musume-anime-cute-gif-22430985

[glass wigeon]

ayo

a main character ass trait

fr

[hazy monolith]

looks like a pokemon

[vital marten]

You’re gonna get your ass beat by anyone in the colony

This isn’t main character energy

[glass wigeon]

but im doing nake dbrutality ok

i dont need help

i just need power

also slime girls are almsot unkillable

they regenerate

[vital marten]

Let’s see what the bugs have to say about that

Randy unleash the bugs

[glass wigeon]

I am not using Randy this time

I dont wanna die too fast

[vital marten]

lol

[bronze moat]

She’s a SLIME GIRL

[vital marten]

Phoebe?

[barren raven]

Ask floofie

[fathom relic]

rice vs zombies

[rotund sleet]

Who needs tarkov when we have uhh

What do we have

Gmod?

[bronze moat]

I play duckov. Tarkov, but with a duck

SUBNAUTICA 2 DROPS IN 10 DAYS

At least 20 game studios have all agreed that they are not gonna compete with the launch Subnautica too. They’ve delayed their game releases.

[glossy cloud]

[bronze moat]

I guess? 4 million copies sold on day one

[bronze moat]

It’s actually really fun too. It’s difficult like you would expect. The first map, the boss is a crow.

[hazy monolith]

she doesnt like pve

[glossy cloud]

I played it

[glass wigeon]

my character has dogshit crafting stat bro

[bronze moat]

Me a PvE enjoyer

[hazy monolith]

survival makes people join together

(unless theyre in a group)

[barren raven]

Ah

[bronze moat]

I got videos of my trio walking around playing music.

Even in a three player game on the most sweaty map in the game? I am well over 90% friendly matches since the game launch.

[hazy monolith]

peak of decay on game list

amazing game

[bronze moat]

Our graders though is really low on player count these days, they’re not pushing 100,000 players a day anymore

[hazy monolith]

did arc fall off on player count

[bronze moat]

I run a state of decay community!

[onyx igloo]

i have some russian tea

very good

[bronze moat]

Yeah, but every single extraction shooter does that.

The expectation of a really good extraction shooter? Maybe three or four months and then you’ll lose the vast majority of your player Base.

It’s why so many extraction shooters are just slop, because the AAA Studios know that retention is horrible.

Games like Hell divers and arc are the exception but there’s still only looking at around 20,000 play players on a slow day. Maybe 50,000 during a major event.

[hazy monolith]

that or youre nikita and push the worst possible updates in your game

[bronze moat]

Oh funny story! The lady who started gamer Gateway back in the day? Her video game dropped this week.

so after writing a super long letter about how she truly knows what people want to play? Her video game dropped. It cost $300 million to make. Total sales? About 200 copies.

[hazy monolith]

no idea what gamer gate is

[rotund sleet]

Gate for gamers

[quasi slate]

I think its a gate that gatekeeps gamers

[rotund sleet]

Isn't this obvious, duh

[sacred schooner]

a rabbit hole not worth looking into

[bronze moat]

Or just straight up scam. The ghost in the shell video game that came out several years ago? They had the voice actors from the anime. They had all the rights from the anime. It was actually really fun and early development and a ton of us donated millions of dollars in the Kickstarter.

people will literally spent $1000 on exclusive skins just to support the game.

And out of nowhere they canceled it

[onyx igloo]

i dont care what anybody says
minecraft story mode was peak

because i played it as a kid and thats the main reason

it was great

[sacred schooner]

wait, it's her's?

no way

[quasi slate]

Ruben death

[bronze moat]

If I enjoyed Minecraft, I would 100% agree. But I play Val Heim.

[quasi slate]

https://tenor.com/view/dxs-gif-26347066

Real men cried when our boy became raw porkchop

[barren raven]

„Why is she still wearing a plastic bag on her head- BWAHAHAHAHAHA”

[glass wigeon]

oh man

my cat is here

[bronze moat]

I forget the name of the game. But it’s making its rounds on the Internet because people are roasting her..

The game dropped on steam and total concurrent players are like 10 people…

[glass wigeon]

holy shit

finalyl crafted a normal quality knife

[bronze moat]

When people think about a really bad game launch like Concord? There’s about a dozen of them that are identical, but nobody’s talking about it.

[sacred schooner]

I saw a brief video about it, worse than concord

how can someone do worse than concord

concord

[barren raven]

You can easily do worse than concord

[barren raven]

https://tenor.com/view/survival-bias-survivor-bias-plane-survival-survivorship-bias-plane-survivor-gif-14038855391553325733

„Concord was so bad!” but ☝️ You've heard about its flop

[sacred schooner]

with 5$ perhaps, but 300 millions is a whole nother thing

[bronze moat]

Same reason why people are talking bad about games coming out of Korea that are selling millions of copies and making hunters and millions of dollars.

They are out of touch and don’t actually know what their target audience wants to play

[onyx igloo]

one day i shall wear a comical amount of armor and run

[rotund sleet]

One day i should make myself a power armor

[barren raven]

I uphold what I said, kiss me if You want me to change my mind

[sacred schooner]

💋

[bronze moat]

One day, I shall do a naked run in dark souls for the 500th time

[rotund sleet]

One day i should run

[barren raven]

https://tenor.com/view/charlie-sheen-hot-summer-hot-angry-gif-12051288

[sacred schooner]

https://youtu.be/T6K0VEI1Pas?si=Iuv0gC9uF0dhCVrO

[rotund sleet]

Brotha, what are you playing

[rotund sleet]

Canned ham or smth

[bronze moat]

https://youtu.be/Uwl5MBzTCRQ?si=0gT-WtCWxltQ5DdM

THE YEAR IS 2020

[quiet siren]

The Walking Dead: Saints and Sinners chapter 2

[rotund sleet]

Ok, ty

[quiet siren]

Ye, more buggy than part 1 but the new weapons and horde areas (what I'm playing there, old town is swarming) are fun

The bow I'm using in that clip is meant to be Marlon/Clem's bow from the Telltale series lol

[bronze moat]

And anyone in here in chat? That’s a fan of cyberpunk you need to watch Johnny mnemonic.

The actual book is written by William Gibson. The guy who literally created the entire concept of cyberpunk.

So the movies dated. But it’s got Keanu Reeves as a computer hacker and all the really cool shit that is standard in every every single cyberpunk story ever made.

[vital marten]

I would’ve stuck with it if shotguns weren’t ass

I understand abusing corners in PvP but getting shotgunned to death by two people hiding behind a wall isn’t fun considering how good of a noob tube it is

[vital marten]

Imho shotguns have no place in 3pp shooters unless they can be balanced which is really tough

[quiet siren]

My aim was iffy here but the quick draw with the knife felt cool lol

[vital marten]

Ark raiders guns felt better balanced for arc than pvp, as in the rarity levels

[bronze moat]

ARC? Loadout matters.

Rating three with a rating for shotgun? You two tap any other player on the map.

I use an anvil splitter with a rating 3 barrel that focuses the split shots into super narrow spread.

It’s basically a close rain shotgun and two body shots will drop any player. Two head shots will drop a player with a heavy shield and maximum health.

Every single arc in the game that’s not a big one? Two or five shots.

And you can get the same effect with the highest DPS shotgun

[barren raven]

I've only seen shotguns done realistically in a Roblox game which meant getting sniped across the map

[hazy monolith]

shotguns in the division

[hazy monolith]

that or tarkov

[barren raven]

I kever played Tarkov

[hazy monolith]

tarkov fancies itself as the most realistic shooter out there

(except the bullet sponge bosses)

[barren raven]

Bosses?

[bronze moat]

In real life, the standard 12 gauge is lethal out to about 40 yards? So 120 to 150 feet if you aim at the center of mass.

[hazy monolith]

yeah

tarkov has bosses

in my opinion the hardest bosses in tarkov are the ones that actually got a helmet or face mask

[bronze moat]

But there’s a reason why military don’t mean shotguns. They’re just not effective in a combat environment compared to other weaponss

[hazy monolith]

dont they exclusive use them in breaching

[bronze moat]

Or super close quarters. But even then they are cumbersome. A pistol is best for close quarters.

Boi with shotgun loses to boi with pistol like 99% of the time if there is any cover around

I think in Nam’ they were used cause of the jungle environment and they were less prone to jamming.

The M16 SHOULD have performed x10,000 more effective, but the manufacturer skipped out on the anti rust coating on the springs and firing pins. Saving about $10 per gun made for the troops made them rust out and fail after just a few days of use.

The shotguns and gloopers didn’t rust or fail like that. So a lotta guys in Nam carried a shotty, cause it was reliable

[hazy monolith]

I mean if youre manually doing the action of loading

id assume itd jam less

random metro meme on my feed

[stiff geyser]

Who banned floof?

[strange spruce]

yeah,floof gone

[stiff geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/1984-gif-19260546

[strange spruce]

1984 i say

[hazy monolith]

floof is gone?

[stiff geyser]

Yes

[strange spruce]

yah

[stiff geyser]

I wanna believe it's a mistake

[hazy monolith]

wait was she actually banned

[toxic hawk]

Gone with the wind

[hazy monolith]

or did she leave

[strange spruce]

it most likely is

no

[stiff geyser]

Some fake floof account joined the server a couple days ago tho

[strange spruce]

that one was banned

[toxic hawk]

@lilac quarry can you confirm whether or not frostiefloofie got banned

[strange spruce]

way way before

this ban happened

[stiff geyser]

It was a perfect copy, but with a really ban worthy bio

[strange spruce]

like sunday

[stiff geyser]

Still, both things might be connected

[vital marten]

Yeah

[stiff geyser]

Never left. She told me about it like ten minutes ago

[hazy monolith]

wtf

does she know any idea why???

[stiff geyser]

Literally 1984

[stiff geyser]

According to her, she just sent one random message today 😭

[strange spruce]

it very much is

[vital marten]

The grapevine runs far and I hear all

[vital marten]

Realistic hospital experience

[glass wigeon]

im studying n shit fr

slime girls have vefy low intellect

[viral echo]

i think it's time for a forest fire and a raid at the same time

[glass wigeon]

ive managed to get to 2

[vital marten]

5 years later “we got electricity”

At least permanent summer

[glass wigeon]

hmmm

[tall glen]

you ever see things, that trigger all your male hormones

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/bzDM3HCjFcY

[vital marten]

Oh I saw this

Genius

[tall glen]

I need this lol

add some foglights to the thing also

[vital marten]

Perfect for our 500lb shop compressor

I hate that thing

Got at least 30 pounds of water in it

[tall glen]

real question is does he have the pullies to let him pull horizontally

hrmmm

meh add a bull bar and front winch and be complete

things I want in life, a small hobby farm, a truck, a dog

possibly a woman

[hazy monolith]

who here plays tark pv

e

[tall glen]

wait also want a detached garage and full set of mechanics tools

and some vintage beaters

[viral echo]

My mystery meat delivery just came in

[vital marten]

If floof doesn’t want to play when I get home around 6:30pm do you want to?

I get the feeling Floof ain’t up for it anymore

[viral echo]

I love it when you find a work site full of cages with meat inside

[hazy monolith]

i know

[hazy monolith]

sure

[tall glen]

hey all guess what

I GOTTA GO TO WORK SOON

at least its friday for me

[hazy monolith]

john piss

[vital marten]

Try not to loose too many kits x3

[stiff geyser]

Floof isn't even here anymore

Smh

Justice for floof

[tall glen]

imagine if my computer worked right

I really need to reinstall windows

clear out the drives

possibly buy a new video card

[candid patio]

I had a dream that I identified stinky fart man's alt account in here and he dm'd me and told me not to tell anyone

[tall glen]

I almost miss the man

almost

[candid patio]

I definitely feel like talking with him enriched my life

[strange spruce]

mr fartass himself?

[candid patio]

I learned several things from him

[strange spruce]

i miss him ngl

[candid patio]

The one and only

[glass wigeon]

gonna start actually using electricity in my oclony now

[strange spruce]

apparently been to the places i went on during excursions as a kid lmfao

[tall glen]

ok all I gotta go shower and shave and shit, not in that order

[stiff geyser]

He was too passive agressive imo

[candid patio]

He is a very interesting person. I wonder if I tried hard enough if I could find him on ss13 lol

[tall glen]

fred pooper his clone

[strange spruce]

hes probably playing shaft miner

so look for him on lavaland

but then again theres so many serbers with lavaland

i think he most likely either on paradise station or some EU TG serber

[candid patio]

Paradise I believe

[hazy monolith]

just been grinding scav raids

[vital marten]

I know I am friends with floof silly

We chatted about this earlier

[vital marten]

What’s your fence rep so far?

[onyx igloo]

when you tryna take a pic of your food and you see yourself in tje camera looking like a divorced dad

anyway CAKE

[vital marten]

😭

Mfw taking pic of pc setup

[hazy monolith]

let me check

2.65

[glass wigeon]

we got

electricity

finally finished abtteries just now

gonan build em

[hazy monolith]

paw

[strange spruce]

fatass fingers

[viral echo]

I have too much shit in my base

[fair yacht]

i havent played rimworld in quite a while

[quasi slate]

chibi hands

[wild fog]

How do I go about bumping my server? Idk the command or so

[onyx igloo]

HOLY SHIT

ABIOTIC FACTOR REFERENCES VOTV???

[hazy monolith]

i killed tagilla with a random mp-155 from a scav with grizzly slugs

life is good

[tall glen]

is this on steam yet?

no

fine dont take my money

[viral echo]

what is that?

[onyx igloo]

yes

oh

do you mean votv or abiotic

cuz abiotic is, and VOTV is free on itch

[harsh crane]

votv is a good game to play if you like those games where 90 percent of the screen is pitch black

[glass wigeon]

ive passed 100 hours on rimworld

one of the fe games ive done so on steam

[subtle notch]

Anyone want to play build 41?

[fair yacht]

i used to play Rimworld alot. but i dont anymore

[barren raven]

Rimworld. . .

[neat moat]

Job on the rim

🧐

[barren raven]

https://tenor.com/view/rimworld-ice-cube-war-of-the-worlds-gif-10819762906378884633

I love this GIF

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/war-of-the-worlds-ice-cube-will-radford-ice-2025-gif-9854522447900828585

[plush cobalt]

There's no command, the posting rules explain how to properly bump

You just reply to your post

[hazy monolith]

heavy as shit

[barren raven]

https://tenor.com/view/war-of-the-worlds-2025-film-ice-cube-celebrate-gif-7405809061361304231

[hazy monolith]

fuck

i forgot

to fix my limb

for the exp

😭

[twin bear]

u have to pick up everything and heal all hp ong

max out the exp gains

they do cap on some exp gains tho

[hazy monolith]

theres a new cheat on tarkov where you can drop your dogtag

[viral echo]

Don't forget to stop to eat between rimming sessions

[young kelp]

its not that hard to actually forget to eat when playing rimworld

since the colony is mostly self running after a certain point

[viral echo]

should I eat some eggs today 🤔

[barren raven]

One time I was almost late for my bus to work because I played Rimworld till the very last minute

[viral echo]

what are they doin'

[strange spruce]

loving and stuff

[viral echo]

he's having a great time

x3!!!

[strange spruce]

dayum

they going wild over der

[viral echo]

it disturbed his sleep tho

😭

😭

why so many fucking mechs

[west laurel]

MOTHER APE ASS!!

hii

[azure tangle]

Pre-peeedo Jared lol

[uncut epoch]

[azure tangle]

Sorted out my save/load system

Now gotta make it look nice lol

Now comes the bulk of the headache, the actual gameplay. Most core systems as far as stats and level progression are in place, now I gotta deal with the headache part. The inventory, Items, and enemies.

[viral echo]

oh well he didn't need 2 lungs anyway

[idle raven]

Poor guy😢

[viral echo]

i think i might need something better than a wood wall

[daring bridge]

Yoo this is the useless guy right

He's got the same injuries

[viral echo]

yeah, he has one use

[daring bridge]

What'd you find for em

[viral echo]

getting shot at

[daring bridge]

Good idea actually

Meatshields are still shields

[vital marten]

I need a truck damnit

[west laurel]

i beat lvl 1

of unfair mario

[vital marten]

Yay

Idk what that is

[west laurel]

its mario world but unfair

[daring bridge]

Jeez

[viral echo]

they went for my power

[west laurel]

hidden traps and troll mechanics that can only be figured out via trial and error

[daring bridge]

You moving out?

[west laurel]

its unfair because it trolls you

[vital marten]

This our work vehicle

[viral echo]

bastards

[vital marten]

It’s my dads, we used to have a van but he wrecked the damn thing into a tree

Does that every few years I think he’s not the best at driving

[daring bridge]

Yeah that's concerning

[vital marten]

Need a truck, finding anything in this thing is impossible

[daring bridge]

Good luck finding a good one

[vital marten]

Before he got the van he managed this

Crashed more vehicles than anyone I know (3) , honestly could be the reason I view vehicles as death machines lmfao

[daring bridge]

Is he alright though?

That looks like a very strong crash yk what I mean

[vital marten]

Yeah he said said he sideswiped a car and next thing he knew he was there

Got out of the truck and guys up on the road like “guess it was a hit and run” he said he was like “no I’m down hereee”

[daring bridge]

It fell into that pit?

I thought that's just where he crashed cause it was tight

Surprised it landed upright lol

[daring bridge]

Sucks, but good to hear he's alright

Also sorry for the late replies my Internet was bugging

[vital marten]

Yeah it fell about 5-6 foot into the pit about 20 or so foot off from where he hit the car

Car was parked so he basically hit it and got slingshotted into the creek

[vital marten]

Said he tried to swerve before hitting it so I imagine that’s the cause of that

[vital marten]

Minimal damage though, bumpers nowadays are strong

Most the damage to his truck came from hitting the small tree

[daring bridge]

I suppose it looks worse than what it was

[daring bridge]

That would make sense though if it was a tumble down just a grassy little cliff into the pit

Looks like a older tree so I imagine it being stronger too

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/driving-zomboid-project-zomboid-hop-on-project-zomboid-silly-gif-18190971969882450802

[vital marten]

The tree he hit with van didn’t do any damage to the tree.. 100 yr old Crepe Myrtle

Just hurt the bark, I calculated somewhere around 30,000 pounds of force hitting the tree

Totaled the van, did nothing to the tree

[viral echo]

x4!!!

he's getting those numbers up

[barren raven]

Friends, holler

[barren raven]

Can we see Your entire base again

[viral echo]

jesus

they got through all the traps and mauled 4 people

[bronze moat]

GREAT NEWS EVERYONE!!

State Bill 73 just passed in Utah. Using a VPN will get you flagged for potential criminal prosecution and/or arrested.

Stage 1 starts on May 6th, and bills in 35 more states are coming up over the next 90 days.

Some states will ban VPN usage and cut off your internet access, bricking your PC. Other states will make it a misdemeanor, resulting up to 365 days in jail and a fine of $50,000.

Others are saying that using a VPN provider from china or russia will be a felony, punishable by up to 5 years in prison.

yay Dystopia.

[viral echo]

the fuck?

[onyx igloo]

im leaving the hellhole

[rapid moth]

this one couple I had in my rimworld playthrough, had some loving 16x once

[onyx igloo]

hopefully my family on their own volition aswell

[barren raven]

They must've really loved each other

[bronze moat]

It’s to “protect the children” mandaring real ID for all internet usage.

[rapid moth]

when are yall allowed to use your 2nd ammendment lmfao

[barren raven]

O_o I just heard about this the other day and jow I see it in effect

Now

[rapid moth]

as a canadian, yall arent taking advantage of yalls 2nd ammendment

[viral echo]

I thought shit like that couldn't happen in America because you had guns

[rapid moth]

exactly

[vital marten]

Shitass country I’m ready for it

[rapid moth]

if ice or wtv came to my neighborhood they wouldnt be leaving

[uncut epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/sfm-soldier-tf2-meme-american-gif-24728385

[bronze moat]

Yeah. The plan is to ban VPN usage across the country by christmas.

No real ID? No internet.

[rapid moth]

but I'm canadian so I dont have to worry about it

[bronze moat]

Discord too btw. They are in talks with the feds. It WILL be mandated for Discord.

[viral echo]

gotta save those kids from looking at naughty websites

[rapid moth]

the funny part is, is that if those kids really wanted to they'd find a way

[bronze moat]

So everyone here will know the real identity of everyone else and every other discord by chrisrmas. Yay

[viral echo]

yeah use tor

[vital marten]

[rapid moth]

all they're doing is putting "mandated" restrictions on what should be unrestricted

[bronze moat]

Sony also got hacked again

[viral echo]

also if they ban VPNs how will the whole remote working, work?

[bronze moat]

4 million + real ID’s got leaked

[rapid moth]

I fear for hamachi

[vital marten]

I mean I have real ID already for online tax purposes but shit why do we need it everywhere

[rapid moth]

yall should be angrier

[vital marten]

If you have my SSN, and my Real ID you can pretend to be me as far as taxes

[rapid moth]

people in the us arent angry enough

[vital marten]

That’s all that’s needed for password reset

Mad

[viral echo]

would be a shame if their networks spying on people got hacked

[vital marten]

You just can’t use vpn

You connect direct I guess

[viral echo]

I use a VPN to use Discord because of my backwards country as well

why are all countries speedrunning being china anyway?

[rapid moth]

they want to be china without the technical prowess china has

[viral echo]

it wasn't that long ago we all took the piss out of them for their great firewall

[rapid moth]

they arent technologically developed enough to be like them

[vital marten]

I’m reading even if they can stop usage of all vpns you could purchase or download nothing really stops you from making your own

[rapid moth]

loophole

[viral echo]

yeah you can buy access to AWS and set up your own VPN server

what are they gonna do block Amazon?

[vital marten]

They can

[viral echo]

it would be really stupid

[vital marten]

Says the laws purpose at least in Utah is to hold companies liable

So comply or die type thing

[viral echo]

but Amazon has no idea what you do with a server

[vital marten]

[viral echo]

what are they gonna do force amazon to spy on what you do on a private server?

[bronze moat]

Because data. The data center in Utah is 8+ square miles.

Purpose: DATA COLLECTION. funny utah also spearheaded the bill after creating a $400+ billion dollar data collection site to collect and share personal data.

[viral echo]

i don't think they have thought it through

[bronze moat]

Not at all. Companies will hand over YOUR data to the Utah Data center.

[vital marten]

I think companies won’t want this

[west laurel]

pz is depressing

[vital marten]

Well of course they don’t want to be in violation of the law

[west laurel]

i feel aimless

[vital marten]

They’re being held liable

[west laurel]

after the first month

[viral echo]

Amazon would have to shut down AWS in Utah if they went down that route

[hollow grove]

I kept myself going by starting a car collection

[west laurel]

loot rosewood
loot modded rosewood checkpoint
raid knox penitentiary
check watch
only about 3 weeks have passed
spiral into insanity

thats my current run

[vital marten]

Welcome to pz, might I interest you in a challenge?

[west laurel]

oh wait nvm i fixed this problem a while ago

[outer timber]

Bruh this shit is robbery

[bronze moat]

Visa and mastercard too.

Payment processors are writing new TOS. If say, mc donalds does not have your real ID on file, no more buying big macs.

[vital marten]

Build a wooden highway to a mansion you build on phallus lake

[west laurel]

build a functioning house and learn to farm & hunt living off the land just outside of rosewood

i live to see fully overgrown knox county

[bronze moat]

Roxys Mega Milk farm! The dairy farm just north of Rosewood

[vital marten]

Amazing

[west laurel]

i prefer attacking high population areas

[west laurel]

cuz i live for the fight

i live to fight the zomboids >:D

[vital marten]

I guess if it goes as bad as you say, I will be known by a very different name in the future

[hollow grove]

Meanwhile I live to have all 3 variants of the race car

[west laurel]

i have a pretty good loadout and a pretty solid outpost set up

[vital marten]

Solid

Snake

It’s an FOB

[west laurel]

zomboids attacked my outpost on like