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i cant stand fesh,,,
i made some vanilla ice cream with syrup covered walnuts this morning
that
too sweet for my taste
was the portion a tub of ice cream
it honestly was i haven't finished it
kinda made me sick
just a bowl
i have a lil ice cream maker
I made chocolate crepes and bananas with coffee milk this morning
i made biscuits covered in chocolate last night and eated them at breakfast
bananer,,,
banana milkshake is awesome
i have like
i wish flavored cigarettes were sold here
its impractical getting them imported
too pricy
you should hang your bananaers
Just don't smoke š
i have smoker i gotta
im constantly inhaling second hand smoke from my housemate, jackass wont stop so i installed air purifier and shut my room
pallasposting
I kinda want to smoke cause I have a really cool unused Zippo lighter lol
you should get into plastic melting instead.
Dont smoke bruh
Imagine the smell stinking up the place
Smh
im an ex-smoker, it makes you look cool af but definitely doesnt make you feel cool
i mean so do i
I'd look like a teenager trying to look cool
just get a lolipop smh
put some hair on your forearms
I have the boykisser aesthetic smh
I have hairy forearms and baby face
God hates me
is beard not an option or you cant grow a proper one
just get one of these and smoke them makes you look cool
yomer
i havent eated one of those in a long time
this is why i smoked cigarettes and didnt vape
heres a tank commanded by a cat
shi nasty either way
of course its commanding a tiger
Cats work well with cats
Wrong side of town triple t
gudmorning chat
noble war is going on, for some reason
all the other factions are hating on the guy in the middle

I saw like 3 quests requesting to attack the same house from 3 different noble houses
GOOD evening MaulingFloofie
USAGI!!!
i should probably unhinge my birds lower beak to make it look visceral
Shout out to my brothers from the blockā¤ļøāš©¹š„¹
You can run cdda in like a dos / cmd window right?
Good morning
Oh how I wish getting up at 10am or later
It's 7:28 and I've been at work for over 30 minutes already
But I guess on the bright side my shift is 1/16th over already
Down stacking a customers room to paint and she goes
āOh yeah those guns in there are loaded donāt shoot yourselfā
Well thanks for telling me š
Yeah hope itās not a dig
What is down stacking?
Sig
Moving furniture and stuff
All her things in the master bedroom
That makes sense
cant you ask her to move her guns.
"for safety reasons it's company policy that employees don't touch customer's firearms"
My wife does that sometimes... Even though she's the owner, if it benefits the situation she will just say "oh yeah sorry it's company policy."
i woke up late
sometimes the skeleton of 3 women who disappeared in the mid 1980s
so yeah
normal stuff youd have in your attic
We done moved them but I agree this would avoid the problem
My dad tried to have me move two shotguns at once, I called him a crazy lmao
Iād like to have full control over the firearm
Maybe I watch too many crime shows but I definitely wouldn't want my fingerprints on some weird strangers gun.
That's a lot of shotgun, was it heavy
Next thing you know, the lady starts gaslighting her husband that the painters are ripping them off and then the husband sends some hostile text messages to the painters and then the husband is shot dead and your finger prints are the only ones on the murder weapon
That's how I'd do it.
fun fact: i am the kind of writer who obsesses over what kind of car a character would own
its an ultimately irrelevant detail 90% of the time

What is that?
I donāt think this far ahead obviously
1967 Mercury Monterey 2dr fastback coupe
Seems rare af. Pretty sick though.
Mindhunter ass car
i am also to Oregon what Stephen King is to Maine
I think Mercury was it's own company back then and not just rebranded fords
as in: literally every one of my writing projects is set in Oregon
it was
or otherwise somewhere on the west coast
didnt know you were stephen king
keep in mind I am not American and have only been to america once
If they re released that car it would just be a slightly modified mustang
stephanie queen if you will
Mustang with a skin on it
apologies
which mustang
Once is plenty, don't come back and consider yourself lucky
the EV crossover one
i spent an hour on call with friends talking about this one line of dialogue i wrote
we debated about what kind of car this character would drive
for an entire hour
I AM SO FUCKING BOOOORED!
Having you tried doing something?
expie!
@candid patio i cant wait for home soon
do what i did and pick up writing and write some dark sick and twisted smut
Under the hand
I don't understand
writing is the reason for the one time i had to read a bible
oh i see it.
i dont like bananas anyways
then you despise me smh
:c
@half kettle do you accept my apology
So you are a banana
floof percieved me as banana = dislike to me
floof you need to sit in front of your bed with a hoodie and no makeup on and talk about your severe lapse in judgement while petting a dawg
right now
i am a dawg
if i can have the color blue back as my favorite color i can accept it
but thats my color!
can't you cut a quarter of your blue and share
what are you the rainbow fish
im not giving away my fur!
i need it
what if ireplace it with my cyan feathers
u cyan yes
you could be a chimera
chimera,,,,,,
take some norepinephrine
i do not support floofie being a chimera
same
but they can have different fur textures and coats
is this my transphobic parent arc
whut
weh
Chimera?
when i hear chimera i just think of the fucking sdalger chimera
not stalker man
im gonna puke
i think of the TVR Chimera
i feel so sick
go to the bathroom and dont puke on your discord application
uh oh
think 4 animals merge into one sharing traits
pro floofie forever
yerp
yaya
Full metal
lou

beep
heres a chimera goat and lion from greece
osrs,,,
i not even that scary
New mic comes tomorrow 
i will test ur mic
hell yeah
my bro basically grinding the leviathan rn
happy speech
i gotta hop back on that game again
become an asshole with a microphone just like yours truly
runescape..

idk what id play besides dat and deadlock
i used to like dont starve together but looking back at it combat was so bland
rust
how that went btw
csgo
i didnt play
o
got too intimidated
apparently this is evidence that i have autism
dunno why someone would say that though
dolas
donacdum
payday old
ur old
old
basically dead
nay
until you turn 20
im also 20
ur in ur prime time
once you turn 20 you start losing color
which probably means i have to start drinking wine by the bottle every night and hitting on the nice young man next door
i turn 21 in less than two weeks, the grim reaper's checking his watch rn
i wont be able to live that long, my lifespan is usually 10 or less
nuh uh
you gonna be like kungfu fighting and shi with your bare paws
@west laurel i should probably ask if you are okay, since you were sick and al
probably throwing up, give them 30 minutes
i will
Should let me farm kits for ya
at least, we got through our shortlist already
Let me work for free geez
i do need me a movie to watch,,,
i feel like im about to puke up my guts
holy fuucck
Llamageddon (2015) and Alpacalypse (2024)
Dang
youre welcome
Iām finally getting over the cold or wtv I had
nay i need horror movies,,,
Zombeavers (2014)
holy shit
I think I hate being sick worse than being in pain
this is the most nauseous I've ever felt
i hate both
i can tolerate a nasty open wound but once i get sick i hate myself
i rember not being able to walk for the first day or two when i caught covid
I don't understand. Just don't get sick
then it was just a sore throat for rest of the week
worst is feeling thick but not able to throw up
Feeling thick š
Falling ill is a skill issue, simply be less clumsy
feeling thick but not being able to throw it back
Now that's a problem I relate to
š
I'm currently getting paid to print a bunch of shit and hole punch it and organize it in a 3 ring binder
I guess my American education did have some value in the real world
Ah hell nah
u should lay down
I usually donāt feel nauseous but yeah Iād hate that
When canāt hold my drinking down itās a horrible experience
you've found a 1995 job
Rare
@vital marten do you do you?
Do I?
que pasa
I get told I walk all sideways
You do don't you?
dont you do you
so yoy forgive me

Wym? That's like a clear as day symptom of autism. Which is having unreasonable pet peeves. For example I'm hella sensitive to certain sounds.
icant speka
you're typing floof.
Have you tried rosetta stone?
there's actually being very annoyed by a thing and there's playing it up for comedic effects online
I think everyone has a sound they hate
For me itās paper
Donāt rub paper together ugh
Rubbing glass with my fingers sends me into a rage.
i was walking, it hard to use phone and walk at same time
paws arent suitable for typing while moving
Uh huh sure....
paws..?
ya
Paws.
no I see now
the one and only
Everyone has quirks and everyone has pet peevesāthis isn't a huge deal but painting that as unreasonable for an autistic person isn't doing anyone any favors
Any time someone starts scraping steel on glass I get hostile.
Like Fred said, not everything is autism. Nothing wrong w having autism, just thrown around a whole lot
i get hostile when someone tries to compliment me
i get that way with the texture of clay
hai sean
clay pots being dragged across a floor
isn't clay kinda stone likey
oh yeah god
hello
how ish u
man spiffo hasnt been the same ever since he started taking crack
about my reaction
and so a house was turned upside down
im a 5050
i abandon chat too much
not active anymore
Not being active in a chat on Discord does not say anything about kindness
AAAHHHHHH
įµŹ°Ź°Ź°Ź°
oh
Floof is evil confirmed?
do u know da way to this man's booty?
slurs factories
Games where you hunt and kill people
And steal their stuff
Prolly indulges on giggle meat too.

Dayz moment.
I'm not mad about it
Most of the people here have worked here about this long
by all means, it sounds like the best kind of job

the boring kind
Idk a soul who has died in a cool way Sean
Reminds me of that one movie where this one dude hires an assassin to kill him.
There's like a hero's package.
Repost if you
is
a
cat
we have uh, 6 birds, a dog, and a squirrel
atleast thats who im aware of
welcome cat
yayy :3
https://youtu.be/mkr33YcBHVE when minecraft story mode is mentioned
Made in less than a day in Mine-imator
Based off the 3lamestudios oneyplays dancing meme
came to me when i was hanging out with @evo_fn-y4d
this has a deep meaning guys trust me
saved nurm in my run btw, he's my goat
And some fish
truly the ecosystem
its nice being home
My boss has a ceramic pig statue in his office and it has a dog collar on it with a metal dog tag on it with his name on it
What kind of freaky shit are you into, man?
whats your job again
honestly just sounds more like a weird gif from a family member
Whenever anyone shows any interest on anything, people call it autism
At level 5
But idk, 3 didnāt seem spicy so I hope 4 isnāt just like⦠a straight drop into the pits of hell
take a small bite.
Iām having a Lo Mein and some Crab Wontons
Never had crab so idk what to expect lol
Maybe it tastes like chicken
tastes like crab probably, i dont know
I remember I found a crap and bit it raw.
I had to go to the doc to get antibiotics and my teeth checked
crab*
it didnt taste good..
crab is like slightly sweet chicken
cooked that is
Blasphemy.
You're missing out.
You know life is good when youre eating dry chip like microwaved bacon
Plans bitch at a small-medium sized construction company
I think this makes the most sense
hardest elden ring boss
no need to call them a bitch
where can i buy this
I'm referring to my title as "plans bitch"
ancient mesopotamian sculpt shop
i know i was reading it that way to be an asshole
it'll cost you 3 bundles of rice
but thats not my personality so im not very good at it
next to the copper merchant
its the Sanxingdui ancient pig
I can't find anyone selling replicas of the thing..
Sorry puppers.
Time to throw that shit into meshy and 3d print it
No longer
can I get the pig in copper?
Level 4 is hotter than level 3
As I eat more and more it gets hotter and burns more itās great
Level 5 gotta be nuclear
You could commission it from the chinese at Taobao, search (äøęå åē©é¦ęč°åŗ) and speak chinese
A hurdle indeed..
You gotta try it.
It would be easier to steal from the museum, then learn chinese
people think museums have good security
they dont
remember when the french crown jewels got stole last year
did they ever recover those
Have you?
No :)
For science
I hate spicy food
I am mid spice only
i love heat
Burn me plentyyyy
ciao all I eeps
I like this kinda spice
Later Dean š
Bye bye squirrel!
Hey, so I'm not really sure where to turn to for help. I am trying to message the Spiffo/modmail bot for support, but it's telling me that I must add the bot as a friend first. There is no option to add the bot as a friend and I can't proceed with my support question without it. I tried messaging a few of the mods but they're all busy I guess.
Man every time this guy comes up to my desk and verbally gives me some task, by the time I'm finished with it I have a huge pile of work to do
start some terrible office rumors about him
same
Does he pack a good lunch
I don't really know the hierarchy around here but I feel like if I started a rumor about anyone here I'd probably get fired
be subtle
Not my strong suit
ciao all am gone
But also the guy in question casually broke a $12,000 printer by trying to force a door closed with all his weight. Cost about $1,000 to fix and no one said anything to him
So he seems to be fairly protected
nepo hires are the worst
If I hulk smashed the printer I don't think I'd be here anymore lol
My direct boss is the son of the owner and I actually kinda like him
He's extremely serious and professional
But old school
Hulk on the other hand is a fucking goof ball and I don't understand how he got where he is in life
But he's definitely worth a couple mil
š
We calling him hulk now?
Lol I usually refer to him as the monkey man but I was concerned that would be taken inappropriately
Bouncing off the walls
hypixel is so shit with keeping the playerbase secure bruh
Yes! Causing mischief and mayhem.
john
deadly struggle
like a dragon gaiden the man who erased his name
kosei shishido
May the fourth be with y'all
I havenāt heard that since theater class
1 + 1 is 11
Base not indicated; points off
Base 10
Incorrect; points off
interesting creature
went fucking flying and epxloding when it hit it
femcel rage
This is how Im feeling after you said that btw
But I donāt have LeBron to comfort me
Cruel world we live in
freylith do you possess femcel rage
do you feel thay primal emotion, burning deep within
females are scary
that's where tales of werewolves come from, the rage comes out once a month.
a bloody affair indeed
were eating good
then there are the tales of vampires and the whole blood thing...
cat
Tomodachi Life fans when their Mii relationships aren't going as planned
i could solo Vilgax tbf
hows the military
Vilgax is the biggest push over in the series. I doubt nothing can't solo him.
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Cast: Kean...
Maybe not if you stay in the water
y'all are tripping

Y'all think I should remove the shorter one here or keep both? I planted 2 watermelon seeds when I started this pot to make sure at least one would grow if the other failed but now I'm worried they may be a bit crowded
Encase it in a mold that looks like Spiffo
if youre going for yield, separating them is good
Just want them to grow healthy tbh, yield is a good side effect of a healthy plant right?
How its like being a soup
im not soup
correct
A corn then
nuh uh
I'm worried about overcrowding and competition, since I've heard watermelon plants compete with each other and end up just stunting themselves
@harsh vault what are You
Yet again i haven't made you corn yet
puppy
A loaf
Havenāt been souped yet
no
Yes
exactly
true, thats rlly good to consider
The soupning
Lou, choose what is floofie getting transformed into
Yeah, I've been told it's best to cull the weaker plants in a pot but they're both pretty strong
One is just shorter
dont do it lou
What spells you got wizard

Everything
I wish I were a powerful mage
I can transform anyone into anything
not me
I was a part of swmg
Too late, you're already loafed and souped
Anything?
Yes
Do you want to become a unicorn?
No, but I want a unicorn, but I could be a unicorn also if there was no other way
May I?
I surely can do
I miss
Your wish is granted
Now give me some time transforming you into unicorn
Do you want to be noir unicorn
Pink hair pretty please
Ill try
Or purple
Okay, omw to magic job
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Oh boy, our boy Magius has really done goofed up again, but this time, he done goof'd a little to close to the sun. I'm a...
I like pointy hats
I love the sun
Your wish is done
Should i send it here or in dms
Taking yo long to respond, im sending in dms
I love the sea it's so blue
So you know who else is blue
I think @barren raven likes being a unicorn
I was shopping and then returning to my flat
Sheesh
Rate it from 0/10, be honest
Im surely wont transform you into dust if you say something below 8
And dont mind not so suspicious large fireball going straight to your house
I know
whatever these are they are good
Look behind you
these are just milk wafers lol
Eeeh
I like them
try strawberry ones
i have
I prefer with chocolate, these are too sweet
Alenka chocolate is good
Yummers
i love ones where the wafer easily peels off and i just scoop up the filling
Nothing!
me
I think you're purple
Looks purple to me
Let me think
these are goood
Okay, if i look close enough
Looks like purplish blue to me

say blue pls
Ok, floofie blue
YAY
Now guess what colour am i
purple
Oh update chat
i see it
I didnāt like the crab
why not
makes sense
Okay, im just joking, its just the lighting, im actually blue
oh
What am I
You look liek
Dependent on the light I shine upon you your color shall change
Like a clyde perry from outlast
Chameleon
Who
Give me a sec
Of course
I would love mgs4 active camouflage
human
Real
Looks like metal gear pw style art
I don't have a hat like that but I do have a trenchcoat
Actually a outlast comics
That the closest i could find
Trenchcoat, deploy:

Whose bones
It's pretty close if we look at the pfp
Private eyes theyāre watching you, they see your ever-y move
My name is Micheal Caine
Nick Valentine from fallout 4
oph
is that why when i was palying game
i suddenly got a connection error of some kind
steam fucking died
It says your profile is private Iām interested, is that a new feature?
It is!
I love both these images
pangolin!!!!!
gambling
I think that he had more than enough water
Nothing ever happens
billions shall love
grok is this real
Dude I am so fucking stupid and I'm gonna fail
fail what exactly
Ged
ged is
well realizing something already makes u brighter
I wouldnt have realized without my mom yelling at me for 5 minutes
I know now though
And I googled the words used in math equations like quotient and stuff just in case
But if it was written as an actual equation i would understanf
Time to renew my Identification, itās crazy itās been renewed 3 times now yet I can keep the picture I took at 16 yrs old
Youād think the letter they sent wouldāve been like come and update but nah clear to reuse
I got warning for sending a link

šØ
WTF
what do I do with this person?


A classic
yommers
that is disgusting, I love it.
6.5 hours into my day
The siren song of the candy bowl is calling my name
I'm trying to do no sweets this week

any i can gnaw on
ya like that
conventional ammunition that is
i could make more i bet
give me like 5 dollar and a screwdriver
you sound like the myanmar freedom fighters
no thats spongebob tupid
in the back back!
the one behind spongebob but not at the very back
the blonde one
look liek that kid from uhh
king of the hill
bobby
im so fucking tired
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/pjubedBQTCI?feature=share the guinea pig one isdiabolical
Can you really keep this mouse as a pet? šš¤
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u should defo eepies
Well, I'm glad that made in Germany is back in the trend
nu
Floofie
awwh cute baby kitty meow
hai
my everything hurts
are you home yet
that isnt me smh
not my breed
Payday soon
It's me
o
I got that dawg in me
yes
payday,,,
Money money money

I'm going to buy a bottle of wine
there was a champion in this fight
money is nice
Money is EVIL, but I can be trusted
money gets me games
If wagtail = cat
You = in danger

I have enough games I think
Speaking of games and money, I was thinking of getting the ideology DLC for Rimworld
the rest were one time games and done
Felt
i lowkey cant stand people who block you for no reason
go for it, ideology is worth it
like what the fuck bro
I'm blocking You
I was thinking about it for a while and I reached the conclusion that I'll buy it when I start my new medieval colony
But before that happens, I want to play some Alpha Centauri first
i hait yruoue
I just think oh well and go about my day lmao
Bleh :b
no like
blocking someone in discord is very funny because it does very little but it annoys people
not worth worrying about, you won't find an explanation
i mean yeah if u know them it sucks, but in public servers with random people is just kinda silly to block someone, unless they are just being annoying in dms i guess
dozens of people here do it 24/7 with people who just slightly annoy them, its fucking comical
the last person i blocked was someone who asked for my feet pics, i didnt knew them and they never talked on the server he was from
and also scammers but i dont count them because theyre mostly bots
i only block people i have burning hatred for
babeee new dan hentschel video dropped
tf???
people are weird man
how can you hold so much hate
true i guess
thats the most random instance ive seen of that question though
being hurt by someone makes me boil with hatred
like most of the time it's usually from some chat app that u use to find friends but is full of weirdos
valid
i rarely get weird dms, mainly because i dont talk a lot i guess, but when i get they are really weird
Long time no see puppers
the shark shows its scary teeth 
run for your lives
I never get weird dms, but this is the only public server I use lol
Zomboid players are chill I think
id love to join a femboy server
yeah never got anything weird in here
but half the time theyre so fucking weird
god dont
oh good u are aware
good god
what did you think you'd find?
š
normal dudes who lowkey gay asl
honestly, the best place for that stuff is videogame servers lmao
no they in the wild
lou is an old man..
not lou
that type of places are always extremely weird and full of just 2 types of people
im insutling a hypothetical person
when one isn't pretty, no dms shall be encountered, thats why mine is clear as water
idk how to explain it but you know what it is
hello everybody
mate im ugly as fuck and i still get dms sometimes
hello somebody
math is fucking miserable
hey pal we share a trait
Actually I am extremely handsome. I just hide myself behind a Spifflanders pfp
waltre white science
For once I agree with you on something Sean math gives me a headache, itās the absolute killer of brain cells
thats extremely profitable though
Heya!! wow where have you been?!
all i can think of when breaking bad is mentioned is
i think of when he's driving the rv
It's true. I've been in hibernation, but as soon as my finals are over, I'm retaking my throne as esteemed minecraft villager npc mod creator
with his clothes on the mirror
At least in theory
"aaron we appreciate your enthusiasm, but your line was 'oh well EXCUSE ME, mr white' "
i think of the boxcutter scene tbh
I failed that class on my first year and had to retake it on my 2nd year

rate the fit
"oi laddie 1st year is tuff class moit.."
seafood is so yummy
There, selfie pfp. Should I be getting weird dms now?
I LOVE SRIMP 5 DOLLAR
speak of the fucking devil, someone dmed me in a server NOT AT ALL related to PZ nor am I active on, damn bots
you seem like you would scream at kids for kicking their ball over your fence when ur old
i thought you had a fucking unibrow for a second
cause of the lighting
You think I'll reach old age and be a home owner?
Man that's my sexiest pic don't do that to me

i mean u look good now
well anyways, time to scramble
Mostly been doing college. Past year has probably been the longest one in my entire life lol, but I'm glad I'm about to get a break
random maxwell dont starve gif
maxwell the cat?
Sporting an Irl pfp?
it cant get any worse tbh
Looks good Fred


