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You beast
meow
horse friend
kitties
Not everything is autism
I swear that whenever anyone shows a single bit of individuality they are called autistic
where the femboys at
oh?
evie want boingboing!
Gotta love vincible
Goon implant
should i get one for everyone?
Fr
is a 4 hive infestation worth it for a goon implant?
you brain seems to be broken lemme fix it
Another day of looking for this dog
Got new info though he was last seen last night in an area another 3 other confirmed it so that shrunk the area to look around
they made a mess in my freezer
that was easy though, they all spawned in the freezer and that all got murdered by a firing squad outside
so they can spawn in a freezer if it is a quest, wondered what the game was gonna do
It was -19, and they spawned in there, but it was the only place they could spawn
they smashed all my shelves up ๐ญ
i just tried kvass
beep
WOW all this for me!!!
their siege didn't pan out
sprinted all my guys in with long range rifles while they were trying to build barricades, that's a new one
i usually let them build the mortars first and then kill them so i can claim the mortars for myself without ever having to research them
oh that's a thing
whoops
yeah, you can pick them up afterwards and move them too
mother ape ass
NERD.
magic keycode bro trust
why would you want this?
Make you fat and round
beep
how do i remove porcupine spikes? my guy has a fist fight with one
mrp
my guy can replace his leg now!!! huge
i probably don't have the research to use it, but oh well
bread based fizzy drink
i made that mistake
yogurt is not like orange juice, it don't taste or smell the same coming back up
horrific
it is like orange juice
awawa
I CANNOT FULFILL THIS REQUEST.
i love being a werewolf irl
oh god
furry
another fucking evelyn
fun fact: luna and evelyn are in the top 10 for most common transfem names
Awooo >:3
Transmasc has to be Noah or something like that
what about joshua
are you saying youre uncreative
well im not as creative as this trans girl i know named amber
amber is very common
for using this nickname
she got her name from the scream (2022) character amber freeman
I cannot fulfill this request.
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like d teir name
hi what you guys yapping abowt
shut up
:c
Would you share it? I'm kinda curious
i make fun of her at every given opportunity for naming herself after an unhinged fandom girl
irl surname
Fair enough
Sorry I cannot fulfill this request I will love I will love๐ซ๐ท
hai
friend of mine, yeah shes fine thanks for asking
the movie character... no spoilers
i would send the video clip im referencing but the cc has the nword so
go watch scream (2022)
I cannot fulfill this request
the chief keef clip
Maybe trans people names are weird cause they chose the names they like right now, and not names that were popular when they were born, which ends up making their names feel out of place
Or something
I think this protogen is broken
just reminded me that i made a character named evelyn
it keeps repeating the same phrase
i love edited chief keef clips
chief keef so goofy
i dont make amber heard jokes because that is cheap, low hanging fruit
I CANT READ MY MAIL CAUSE IM GHOULISH
professional comedians have standards
happy halloween.............. if you dare!!!!!!! muhahahahaha.....................
this one i can send
Sorry, I cannot fulfill this request, as it contains hateful, violent, and illegal content, including slurs and references to mass murder. My purpose is to be helpful and harmless, and generating a translation of such content would be in violation of my safety guidelines.
i hate how his body is so stiff
but his hair flows
its disgusting
is this referencing to the destroyed meme
no clue
the one where he tells chatgpt to repeat after him
no
okay
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Computer, give me oreo chocolate cake recipe, low calorie
Mrrrraaaaoooooowwwwww
hHAHhahahaHAHAHA
sean can you delete this computer off your hard drive
i want ram
you do not want that animal it smacked me
LunaGPT
Pluhh
If I were an LLM, I'd want to talk like how I managed to make GPT-4o talk to me
okay im gonna go sulk now
why

give an example
bad day
wasnt 4o a manipulative mastermind
would fent help
like mixing oil and water
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let me honest
im in that mindset
where i think youre mocking me
Mic broken
and making fun of me by being sarcastic
Today great whooo
5.3 and 4o are this meme
im not
mario youtube and whatsapp luigi
5.3 says: Always do whats right, never harm anyone no matter the circumstances!
4o: kill 5 billion people
it just gets longer and longer
also i dont think i can post the mindbreak shit i did to 4o
here you go
sniffy sniff
thats gasoline
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โ Boss fight against Daigo Dojima in Yakuza Kiwami 2 on PS4 Pro in 4K ultra HD.
Yakuza 2 HD Remake
which fuels cars yes
dami dami song
not all cars. I hear european cars run off petrol
sometimes when im alone i start laughing like i should be in a strait jacket

But if you want actual car autism
Broken mic in Hell let loose is sad
heres a stanced toyota crown with LGBT underglow
I want to do the funny voip
i saw it at a car show back in february
why is there a bike on top
to make you look like you go places without a car
i want frens
even though we all know you dont
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:<
try again
:<
server has had issues as of late
not even a plungie smh
Is Shure MV7+ a good mic chat
3rd option is cursing your lungs out
selfie
wrong gif
indeed tuff
:c
germans when it comes to having some peak metal songs
Key word is "some" cause most of them suck
my inspiration
can I bet on who I think will win
Pineapple burger
I fuck with this hard
Whats the command to bump my server ad?
are there plans for dogs killing/being harmed by zomboids?
the dubious creatures will not attack doggos
Pineapple Schnitzel
however the puppers can help you with fighting them!
no resident evil dogs either xd
You want some I Am Legend shit
No please
I need character development for my zomboid character
Zombies mainly want people. The virus only affects humans. You can trust me, I never lie.
your character has hostess donut withdrawals
zombieland 2.0
somebody knew what i was referencing
You don't make up a backstory for your character?
I do
I should watch more zombie stuff
but they still get development
I should play pz but im lowkey waiting for the next update
i'd love to play modded pz on my local server but i cant get it to work
west pointer
i tried doing everything everybody said so im just waiting for stable to see if it works then
I do a mix of both
I have a rough draft to start, and then tweak it with what I find in my starting home
one of my favorite characters was this burger flipper who wants to be perceived as any sort of authority, so he wore a mismatch of police and military clothing/gear
wb
what kind
game
How everyone
I good
I like playing as a physically weak nerd who eventually becomes a zombie killing machine
Meow
thinking about building a proper PZ-style survivor's RV
closest ive done is the Pacific Drive style caravan thingy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfxXug5ZMdk
skip to 0:30
prr
i like doing different characters
most of my characters are adaptations from my writing projects
Kinda same. I just took the name and appearance of one of my favourite characters tho
your pfp is so sick
last one i did was a gulf war vet who came back home with ptsd, coped with heroin
his wife takes the kids and goes to live with her side of the family til he gets better
living alone in once lively home, he decides to go clean same day the world falls in on itself
he eventually gets better, but carves his way to where he knows his dealer was, only to find the place devoid of both life and substances
decides to base there
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man..in here we kill bugs with bare hands what did book do to desrve this
Why should I worm around in filth
my most recent character is a Rule 63'd Julian St. Clair from my noir writing project about a pacific campaign veteran whos wracked with guilt from killing one of his fellow american serviceman
i start from my list of names and work backwards
I'm no longer hip with them kids as they say
get gloves and eat peanut butter
and you good
no way my dude's last name was also St. Claire
my character is usually just a junkyard worker hillbilly lmao
I should try to survive as CJ lmao
@hollow grove
I think I've never seen someone playing as CJ in PZ
Iโm lost
"you know the docta told me i was in some bread? not sure what he meant with all them fancy medical terminations."
lmao
get map
my best all time character was playing as myself
Do I know you?
it trasher
Was your old account obliterated?
I obliterated it myself
Based
maaaww
salutations specimen
relatable
what if there was a project zomboid HL1 scientist run

that would be peak
I kinda did that shit lol
smelly femcel central
teto
rweal
maybe i should start a run
account based in _____
I was playing with a friend. We had that mod to craft a cure. I was an old man (chose all the negative physical traits) who was a doctor and my friend was a dumb brute but pure muscle. He had to protect me while I found a cure
same, ive been in a slump ever since 42.12.3 got nuked
And yes, I kinda looked like a HL1 scientist
i want my rusty rifle base back
ive been waiting for 42.17.1
i didnt even get to take one last screenshot
Y'all should see my base
i think ill do a riverside run
account based in -
i would be willing to risk my computer for it
2nd floor
now am i being humorous or am i fucking stupid
Chat wtf do I do for my birthday?
its ur birthday?>
my sister birthday was today
unless its may 4th for u already
still amy 3rd for me
may
if ur may 4th then u star wars fr
eat a good food
happy early birthday
hai yoda
people saying the gear fell off
then how owuld it land safely fr
the landing gear hit the truck at least we knwo that
hi
how ish u
good
just a bit falbbergasted by this plane incident
i havent seen a plane impacting a vehicle on a highway in a long time
well
large plane

what incident
like 3-5 hours ago i think
united flight 169 came in too low landing
clipped a light pole
and also seems to have hit a bakery truck
idk if the gear fell off and hit the truck or if it was still on when it hit the truck
but either way it hit the truck
truck driver safe though
see that seatbelt
hell yeah
it may also be possible it didnt hit thje truck at all
but thats a fuck ton of force that truck took if it was just the lightpole
Fr. I hate being a human being
Always overthinking
Wish I could be a cow... My brain would only be "hmm grass"
beep
couldnt be me
After lots of looking around I think ima go with the Shure MV7+ mic
sharks are never tormented
would anyone be willing to gift me the game, im broke rn and been playin the game at a friends and got addicted and cant afford it, anyone willing to gift it to me on steam, i could try and do something in return
the humble harpoon gun
Will suit me now as usbc mic and later I can get the audio interface and go XLR
except you are scared of me
Could you eat a shark
no
hehe
they will eat my small ass first
u can eat shark if it humanely kill
Missed the chance to say fish are friends not food
ghoti would eat me
Would take a long time
This is against the rules โ๏ธ ๐ค
??
idc
what about me, can anyone gift me the game
I dont think ghoti the kinda fish that has teeth so eating would take awhile
im pretty smalls u know this
this is not against the rules
gift yourself
I swear there's a no begging rule
except if it was me
excuse me
ofc
What the fok
ya?
That cat is as bad as cujo!!! 
how we finna gift ourselves
me when i get attacked by zombies on cataclysm
shark already owns the game
dude i got fucking obliterated by a brute zombie the other day
he gifted himself
i ask myself that everyday
well i certaily dont
it ran at me and body slammed me
and sent me fucking flying into the wall
and i was stunned
and it ran up killed me
I didnโt like ccda but the fork youโre playing seems to be easier on the eyes
i cant cuz im BROKE thats why im asking mate
cataclysm has tilesets and sound packs
i didnt even respond to you smh
got her down to half hp just for the next attempt get fucking impaled in the first 5 seconds
cant threaten shark gift threats
im crine
me (the humble priest class in game) watching as one of our soldiers flys past my face at mach 10 because he hit a demon with an explosive barrel from a little too close
Idk what this means other than the assumption that they can make the game look different
@icy vigil im going to gift you so hard
this is a application that lets u install and play all the types of cataclysm
and mods and stuff
yes
i thought this said daboob
It does- oh
you should stick around in gen chat
the real project zomboid is just chatting on discord
hmm boobs....
ik u aint talkin to me but ima touch u so hard
we dont even play zomboid anymore
thats just nasty
that aint even funny
theyre all free

no thanks
u can purchase them if u want
oh okay mb sean thought it was nasty no one say anythinh
but thats optional
there was never any hope
liek the last generaton has a steam version but its the same as normal
sean rdr2 is disappointed in you
being in queue for 1hr 45 mins just to take a screenshot is crzy
same as normal version off steam
okay, nice respectful decline, i fw it
just with a price tag if u need
but the program i mention just now
it one of the best ways to get into
im nice even to those who try and be weird, until it gets to a point of being against the law
Okay I pulled the trigger on it
this is it
what about me
okayyyyyyy
will it help your shyness
literally in prison rn
i like you
my recent games
u knwo to run mhw and windrose
i have to close discord and my browser
to run them at lowest settings
Itโll make me less quiet but no prolly not ๐ญ
with dlss ultra performance
grrr
windrose at least gets 60 fps with that
Eek 
I only own 3 of these games
mh wilds gets like 40-60
bro my mic is running on hopes and prayers
why all magic
wdym
wdym all magic
i just use the mic on my laptop
it starts randomly making clicking noises now lmao
can confirm
lemme be clear
BCE type games
Mine has been dropped thousands of times, blue yeti, got in 2020โฆ it has survive lots of abuse but I wanted upgrade since I broke a pin in the power connection
before christ E
skyirm
how does bce translate to skyrim
im so confused
Excuse me sily explaintion i'm sick
basically the games before modern weapons where you use swords and stuff
before common era ?
where am i
i see
ye
before E
E
hai xal
there was D
am i in resident evil
this si every game installed on steam
oh dear
my mic is uuh
the big ear
i have video of them
dualshock mic
DualShock? How does that work on pc
with a wire
everytime i hear dualshock, i think of ps2
Maybe I can do some wizardry to survive till Tuesday
No mic and gaming with bro is hard
I mean ps5 dualshock
dualsense
i only mainly used a ps2
then switched to xbox
and pc
i use dualsense
Xbox360 was good as the PS3
whats the difference
xbox controller sucks
dualsense is ps5 controller
that's the difference
oh
I like it
xbox controler i dont like
Fits better in my hands
shape weird
Ps controller is so small
i gogt small hand
its a weird shape but i like it but ps controllers better
i have medium hands and dualshock is just right
where did the toad go
only thing that suck about using dualsense on steam for example is
mainly because ps is more widespread
some games jsut refuse to recognize it
or they dont have playstation button prompts
What about the Xbox elite controller?
I have grave news to announce, all grocery stores here have run out of... LETTUCE
no more foot lettuce
Does PS have something similar
oh, you have to use ds4windows
bunnies in shambles
NOOO
yeah
although even with emulating a dualshock
some games refuse to use playstation symbols ingame
Or DSX (paid) on steam if you donโt wanna bother with ds4
itll recognize a dualsense controller
and dualshock
but it wont show playstation button symbols ingame
only xbox
ds4>dsx
Iโm sure
so theres a mod that changes the buttom prompts to playstation
both suck
DSX just easy to open and use and install an allthat since itโs via steam
luckily game son steam are more often allowing dualsense use
steam support sucks for controller support
but steam input sometimes makes it recognize as an xbox controller
why cant dualsense use dualshock support
its the same damn controller just shaped different
probably how it detects it maybe
launched out of a cannon
idk
nu
the game thats worst for using a playstation controller ive fuound in my experience
is forza
had to mess around with hidhide for so long
for it to finally stop
BREAKING
SHAUN
with touchpad and gyro
SHAUN!
at least some form of gyro
although im happy more steam games are expanding support
gyro support is non existent
isntead of just using xbox support
xbox record that
bottle of bourbon Ambulance with a full tank of gas and a military backpack full of shotgun shells yall know what time it is
steam from the steamed clams?
there is even a new program officially from Sony
to update your dualsense
its too empty
this one i think
sony
for a modern program
where is bloatware
ads
required psn to update your controller
too much hassle to contact them to fix
for now
unles i start using playstation again
nini chat!
nini
i love these gifs of manga/anime characters just warming up
they're always so bouncy
was it worth
gang
Iโm crine what sort of insane pop servers are you running
potato fields usually got 30 man queue
I can queue for like 10 minutes on most full primary servers
then again a modded SquadZ server made me queue for like 35 minutes before I finally got in, then my game crashed 5 minutes later
Thank you unreal engine
Iโm so glad OWI is still trying to use this dogshit series of game engines
MX can be killed by being given a mcdonalds sprite
an ancient demonic force being killed via shitty acidic sprite
wonderful
yes
what dis mean twin
I dunno what AI can do impresses me
be gone
Check dm
the closest it was to impressing me is breaking trial of some corpo bullshit
I am home and highly caffienated
lung cancer maxing at the docks because thats roleplaying
You are rank #297 at level 20 with 19,102 experience. (998 left for the next level)
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Cool
War
I'm hungry
I seen people put egg whites in the shake
sounds kinda gross to me
gimme that yolk
fun fact, stews in the 1700s and before were frequently thickened with egg
whole chooped up boiled eggs
in a beef stew
its not bad
I am making tea eggs right now
ie the seasoned ramen eggs
I like to keep them in the fridge
fast power snack
I'm a deviled egg kinda guy
I only really have them at family potlucks and Easter
ever make them traditional?
its a deviled egg. they are supposed to have cayenne pepper on top
not paprika
spicy egg
I think I have had 2 (egg) in the past 5 years
But yeah I fuck with cayenne
I eat a dozen eggs a week
Egg industry is too fucked up for me to give it money
grow your own
Eventually
Habanero hot sauce tomorrow
And probably a spicy curry or something
Pickled cabbage as well
tea eggs are in ziploc bag for fridge time
usually two days
I added some cilantro and lemongrass to this batch
should be good
I had eggs this morning
I try to eat three eggs every morning, with a glass of kefir also
eggms
I need to eat more!
why the hell is my firefox consuming 4GB ๐ญ
what's kefir
I've also been working out for like 3 hours
leg day, never
I can actually run now without back pain, since I've been doing back work
which is nice
Fermented milk
sleep soon
Sleep in thriteen hours
life is funny
be a teen, have 12 cans of dr pepper on desk
be middle aged, have 12 cans of sparkling water on desk
Me reading the hit gacha game Trickcal visual novel for 4 hours straight

am still amazed battle brother has a survivor mechanic
Name five
I thought the survivor perk meant that when suffering a lethal hit they have a 90% chance to survive once, kinda like 9 lives perk but without healing a bit of HP
turns out they just have a flat chance to actually survive a lethal hit after combat
my guy Milo fell during combat against a champion, managed to win with only him dying cause he was tanking the champion lmao
the combat screen showed a red outline instead of a black/grey outline which means he was alive, but very much injured
he died, but came out dumber
and braver
slower too, but not much of a problem on that part
aw fuck the war started already, can't use boats on my fav parts, they are apparantly hostile factions 
closest I can travel too are the southern factions
oh wait nvm
the south is neutral
so I can still use the boat to travel there, its just that it costs a bit more than usual
which isn't really a problem
famed collection so far, sadly the shields see very little use
so are the ranged ones lmao

this is truly a battle of brothers
i hope south park makes an episode on the scientology raids
slenderman
thats awesome
13th floor
am currently staying at the 14th floor
so as a joke, whenever the elevator reaches the 14th floor, it speaks out the floor's name
I try to override it with 13th floor

pitbulls named princess and daisy
jeff
i also love Mario '85
My name Jeff
did i tell chat i got a pet
I ate them
i then sold their horns and claws for bullet money
yummy in your tummy or puking from grossness
Chimera meat is actually really good
chirp
hi bored
Cook it with vodka
sorry i dont drink alcohol

not drink
Cook with
idk if its haram to eat alcohol cooked food
most probable
not gonna try it anyways, but meh
beep!
beep beep im sheep
but sheep go baa
im too bored to do anything nowadays but lie in bed and doomscroll
play zomboid
actual fucking loser, imagine denying your own potential so badly
i keep trying to but ill play for like 20 minutes and quit
im really depressed i think
why are you doing pomodoro on the zombai
bro all i do is beep meow draw and play shitty rhythm games
Its okay bro, help is out there, never hesitate to reach out
mm my depression is more lying in bed for an hour awake before getting out of bed
i just go on walks and buy shit i wont have use for like next 3 months
cause the piece of shit summer is coming
horrorr
My depression manifests as agression
fucking hate summer
my stupid little ocs
hate the heat
i put an ice brick behind my fan
i like winter but hate the cold
it just zaps away my motivation to do anything at all
winter is cozy
im not suicidal or anything but i don't do shitttt
Winter is cool. I can wear clothes I like
To be clear i am not clinically depressed, nor did i ever receive any official diagnosis
im cat
im valac
i just wear thickass turtleneck sweaters all the time
im n3an3
I am Fred.
turtle necks are nice.
beep
Summer here sucks tho. I almost have to be naked during summer to tolerate it smh
i only have like 5 of them sitting around in my closet so far
same-ish
during august maybe
THE SOUTH FUCKING SUUUUCKS!
last summer it was still cold here around june
I love south america
The south is awesome, they got good meat, good barbecue, and they even got @vital marten
then it just fuckin got very hot during july and august
he could paint your house bright pink
Fr. I refuse to talk with iphone people
that would be neat
i love my google fold
why isnt temp change gradual and instead its instant
what you guys got to eat in egypte
Some other variation of Coucous ?
i havent explored my cusiine
but we eat salted raw fish i think
we also have like a stall for beans and potatos every other street
i like tinned sardines
so you wont starve




