Your children will love you!
#general_chat
barren raven
In a similar vein, I remember a post on Twitter talking about how if you become a parent only to have someone look after you when you're older, you're selfish
A ton of people got very upset over that
hazy monolith
if the hat fits
š¬
im going to assume since its twitter
people got mad because they read it as "People have kids so they have someone to look for them when theyre older"
that place is such a shitstain
hollow grove
twitter is a display of the worst stereotypes of literally everyone
hazy monolith
like
its infuriating
how stupid people are there
they take shit so seriously
like EXTREMELY seriously
barren raven
And āļø they can't read
hazy monolith
also that
inner lantern
twitter is a mental illness
plush cobalt
people got mad because they read it as "People have kids so they have someone to...
You could've ended this message after āpeople got mad because they readā and it would have still been accurate for that website
quasi slate
me reading my gacha game visual novel
hazy monolith
toxic hawk
hollow grove
@velvet pebble i will stick my corris here
velvet pebble
<@444353837256540160> i will stick my corris here
Classic american shitbox
@arctic shore look
hollow grove
pseudo-american european shitbox
velvet pebble
pseudo-american european shitbox
So is my winter car any different from summer?
hollow grove
ive yet to ruin it to the degree of my satsuma from MSC
velvet pebble
I was thinking of picking one of the two up, if there's no significant difference
hollow grove
So is my winter car any different from summer?
quite
arctic shore
<@306510240453492737> look
I think it's a euro model
hollow grove
the corris has way more bits than the satsuma
i.e. more failure points
its also a bitch to get to turn over
hazy monolith
i like cutscenes
velvet pebble
I think it's a euro model
How do you even see the difference
It looks very american to me
hollow grove
he is euro sized
i happen to be a bit of an expert on american cars (spoiler i am not)
hollow grove
especially in the 1970s
the corris, like its real life taunus counterpart, was designed to look american but also be small enough to fit on european roads post oil crisis
hollow grove
ive made building them a bit of my speciality in automation
and they sometimes get interiors
limpid nacelle
insane fucking ace for me who only has 30 hours of cs2
velvet scroll
insane fucking ace for me who only has 30 hours of cs2
Addictive game
hazy monolith
insane fucking ace for me who only has 30 hours of cs2
if it was a comp match you wouldve been eaten alive
those 3 guys legit just walked into their own death for no reason
the other two didnt even realize you we're there (even tho you killed 3 of their teammates)
holding a complete opposite area
š
arctic shore
How do you even see the difference
Literally just the size
American cars are crazy fucking big
Even the fuel crisis era ones
hazy monolith
if it was a comp match you wouldve been eaten alive
now i dont mean to hate or say youre bad
but you pretty much got matched with people of the same caliber
arctic shore
But also I'm just generally familiar with american shit of that era so I assume anything that I don't recognize is either euro or jdm
icy vigil
half kettle
Thanks misterflower10
hollow grove
But also I'm just generally familiar with american shit of that era so I assume ...
pour one out for the malaise era
toxic hawk
Knicked his carotide
barren raven
@hollow grove can I ask a car question
arctic shore
pour one out for the malaise era
We got malaise 2 coming up let's fucking go
hollow grove
<@1292149623112339542> can I ask a car question
no š
limpid nacelle
if it was a comp match you wouldve been eaten alive
it WAS a comp match
it was 5v5
casual is 10v10
twin bear
Have to get premium just to enjoy cs2
Just make me pay 30 for the game so I can play the good game modes out the box
rain mango
everyone is either a foid or a chud
olive beacon
digy im on
hazy monolith
Just make me pay 30 for the game so I can play the good game modes out the box
do you need to pay
to play the bomb mode
twin bear
Nah but who's playing ts
I want lobbies that are actually fun not just casuals full of smurfing players
toxic hawk
barren raven
Is Your engine running
icy vigil
I drank 4 coffees
oblique stream
I drank 4 coffees
limpid nacelle
Just make me pay 30 for the game so I can play the good game modes out the box
shoulda bought csgo before it went freemium
i bought it 2017
my laptop couldnt run it
my next pc after the laptop couldnt run it
only my gaming pc i got on 2025 could run it
investment
shrewd smelt
I drank 4 coffees
I'm on my third, I'm catching up.
stone meadow
Death soon
seems more like your toilet is gonna suffer soon
I bought cs go almost a decade ago now
not almost
over a decade ago
quasi slate
shashlik is better if the charcoal grill is completely rusted
viral echo
oh what the fuck
quasi slate
nothing beats the traditional way
viral echo
some guys just raided my camp and all the traders just turned hostile
why
reload the save yet again
stone meadow
shashlik is better if the charcoal grill is completely rusted
i miss shashlik so bad
time for mewgenics that i bought like 2 months ago and never played
the ui scaling is a bit off
quasi slate
do uk stores not have premade shashlik in buckets you can buy and start cooking?
stone meadow
do uk stores not have premade shashlik in buckets you can buy and start cooking?
never seen one
barely found one that sells pelmeni
I mean i could just marinate my own meat
but idk
quasi slate
wtf even pelmeni is rare?!
stone meadow
its different to just showing up to a cafe that does shashlik
stone meadow
wtf even pelmeni is rare?!
There is one eastern european shop that does it
quasi slate
I mean i could just marinate my own meat
its not the same if you cant cook it outdoors
stone meadow
in my city
stone meadow
its not the same if you cant cook it outdoors
well i could but we dont have like a proper mangal setup
we have a bbq grill but its not really the same
need that boxy shape specifically
stone meadow
Honestly thats a decent part of the reason why i want to go back to kyrgystan for a holiday
Just going to cafes to eat food
Shashlik is defo one of my top ones
with some onions in vinegar
barren raven
Shashlik š¤¤
There's a place near me that sells it, I was going to cook tonight, but now I'm fancying it. . M
stone meadow
There's a place near me that sells it, I was going to cook tonight, but now I'm ...
Lucky
stone meadow
Pou
blast from the past
I remember around the same time there was a myth that talking angela spies on you
quasi slate
Sigh
viral echo
you know what the obvious choice is
mellow birch
you know what the obvious choice is
I donāt actually
both optimist and body modder are good, but not everyone wants to give everyone full bionics right off the bat so whichever is preferable depends on your colony
mellow birch
optimist
probably, but optimist only gives +6 and if you go all in on body modding you can get up to +13 mood from that trait
oblique stream
very expensive though
mellow birch
so if you wouldnāt be burdened by producing/buying some bionics it would make sense to take body modder actually
yeah but in late game scenarios thatās not an issue
man is aging up kids by the look of it so he could be in lategame for all I know
hazy monolith
I dont know how you guys can tell if a dude is a dude by his voice
theres some american dudes that sound like girls and american girls that sound like dudes
oblique stream
you just have to be bigoted enough
mellow birch
I mean, thatās a consideration regardless of nationality
you canāt tell someoneās gender just by their voice lol
itās just one data point among many
oblique stream
to assume everyone with dude voice is a dude and everyone is a girl if they sound girlish
viral echo
rimworld is really pissing me off
my guy got "pig out" and just ran into a hive trying to eat jelly
why
bugged fucking game
reload the save again
how does it make sense to run half way across the map and kill yourself to a hive full of bugs
barren raven
how does it make sense to run half way across the map and kill yourself to a hiv...
How does it make sense to kill yourself
Mental breaks are, well, mental breaks
stone meadow
time to punch a nuke
toxic hawk
<@312907447784177666> https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=371...
holy grenade
viral echo
now my guy just went into a rage and cut a prisoners arm and leg off
toxic hawk
viral echo
another guy just went into the freezer and ate frozen meat
you could just eat the meal on the shelf WTF dude
glass wigeon
i got a ship now
quasi slate
i got a ship now
what fortnite season is this
karmic jetty
quiet siren
pliant galleon
okay discord experts out there... if someone sent you a random set of photos showing some odd bitcoin withdrawl stuff etc and you havent talked to this person in over 2 years but they randomly DM'd you. what would you think? are images totally safe to click on or what.
quiet siren
That literally just happened to me lmao
One of my friends just randomly dm'd me scam shit, probably got hacked
stone meadow
no
not at all
scam
if its an account on this server, dm me the account id and ill deal with it
pliant galleon
no they arent they only mutal server from Rust. why I was asking I didnt click on it gonna report it as spam
quiet siren
Yeah iirc if you just click on the photo it's enough to get fucked over
quasi slate
karmic jetty
rust
pliant galleon
okay glad I was that cautious about it.
karmic jetty
stone meadow
no they arent they only mutal server from Rust. why I was asking I didnt click o...
yeah total scam, the usual we get here
we got a filter for it so 99% of it gets caught
karmic jetty
u couldve made 5 billion clams
stone meadow
im actually just keeping all that free money
pliant galleon
yeah its rare I ever get them in DM's like that so I was very hesitant
quiet siren
glass wigeon
In blackbeard waters
Without armaments
Fueled by my shanties
Soon ill enter buccaneer water
plush cobalt
Yeah iirc if you just click on the photo it's enough to get fucked over
It doesn't hurt to be cautious & either way the move is to just report and block, but worth noting that this probably isn't true
neat moat
<a:Yawns:1121362253296443423>
why is it so plump
plush cobalt
If they're attachments that's one thing, but I've not heard of clicking an image thumbnail on discord being enough for anything. An RCE through just an image thumbnail, for example, would've been pretty big news
neat moat
Omar gave me malware during unprotected messaging
plush cobalt
It wasn't malware it was benware
quiet siren
Huh, heard it a few times so I figured it was best to warn folks about it lol
plush cobalt
I mean I could always be wrong, but that seems far more likely to be a rumor
simple bear
ghost recon larppoint
quiet siren
Probably is
simple bear
ghost larpcon breakpoint
neat moat
It wasn't malware it was benware
shit was NOT beneficial.
I have to feed it every 10 minutes and it wont stop crying
onyx igloo
shit was NOT beneficial.
I have to feed it every 10 minutes and it wont stop cr...
have you tried giving it a dollop of heroine like old parents in the 1800s
neat moat
its a computer program not a fucking baby
onyx igloo
digital heroine
viral echo
half kettle
jason vorhees
viral echo
that's a lot of roping
twin bear
holy grenade
glass wigeon
holy hand grenade of antioch
neon bramble
https://tenor.com/view/monty-python-and-the-holy-grail-open-holy-hand-grenade-gi...
have you tried the abyss expansion mod for starsector yet
twin bear
ive just been playing mc gmod and nmrih recently
neon bramble
I set up my modlist again just to be consumed by another game
combat mission is my kind of realism apparently
not a WP simp but given the chance I will play the shitass soviet equipment
ruby needle
should be named subterranean chat because B42 has basements now
barren raven
@karmic jetty wake up
barren raven
Hi!
karmic jetty
bazinga
quasi slate
wake me up when its air chat
are we going from surface to air to space and to 8 planets?
barren raven
are we going from surface to air to space and to 8 planets?
When did we get an eighth one
quasi slate
When did we get an eighth one
Brother we always had 8
karmic jetty
are we going from surface to air to space and to 8 planets?
there are nine planets
quasi slate
Pluto doesnt count
barren raven
Pluto is a planet
quasi slate
no
karmic jetty
check again
quasi slate
Pluto is a dwarf planet
quasi slate
Its a different category
barren raven
We love Pluto
barren raven
Marry me
karmic jetty
barren raven
I miss Pluto
quasi slate
Just like Ganymede qualifies to be a planet if it wasnt a moon of jupiter
karmic jetty
it doesnt have a cool name so it doesnt count
barren raven
I think it's a nice name
icy vigil
abstract slate
Pluto is a planet
If Pluto counts then why donāt the other dwarf planets count?
barren raven
If Pluto counts then why donāt the other dwarf planets count?
Can I have a hug
abstract slate
No
abstract slate
Pickle no good!
barren raven
Monday is the best time of the week for me because I go to work again
hazy monolith
i dont understand why people complain so much about getting pink lighters lol
i thought we were beyond the point of colors = sexuality
fathom igloo
Surface chat
Does anyone remember that show called Surface with the alien sea creatures
glass wigeon
my cat is hurted
vital marten
Does anyone remember that show called Surface with the alien sea creatures
No sounds wack
Is it a movie, or series
fathom igloo
my cat is hurted
Time to spend $3k at the vet
fathom igloo
Is it a movie, or series
Series from like 2006
glass wigeon
Time to spend $3k at the vet
cant afford vet so hopefully it is ok
but will copntionue monitor it
mom put a tiny amoutn of polysporin on but made it so its only the tiniest amount
so she doesnt lick it
cause licking polysporin bad for cat
fathom igloo
cant afford vet so hopefully it is ok
A lot of the times people spend thousands at the vet, they find out itās just allergies or attitude lol
glass wigeon
no this is clearly a wound
likely bit by another cat
a bunch of fur taken off the tail
and 2 wounds there
one is 1cm wide and liekly a few mm deep
the other isnt as bad
fathom igloo
Ouch
glass wigeon
i can tell her tial hurt not just cause th wound but
her usual smooth tail tip sway
its like twitchy and shaking a bit
polysporin can help pain a bit and help prevent ifnection so
at least put a tiny amount of that on
but cant put more cause cats lick wounds and
cant lick polysporin
fathom igloo
glass wigeon
She had to wear cone once
Same story kinda
But was bit on the back of the neck
And an absces formed
Had to get vet drain
And help
Then cone of shame
neon bramble
stonks
promoted trader probably my favorite retinue now
most big cities have a famed or two
young kelp
I am selling a lot cause I need the money
I saw a helmet with 330 durability for only 20k
also damn these southern places really love amber
its selling for 160%
of their base price
proven topaz
its selling for 160%
Well, people've got mouths to feedš¢
glass wigeon
young kelp
I saw a helmet with 330 durability for only 20k
almost max roll on Durability and a max roll on -fat
neon bramble
sacred schooner
I think I'll need that explained to me
proven topaz
I think I'll need that explained to me
glass wigeon
im triyng to figure out how it looks like that
like what is what
its confusing perspective
is the light making it pop out more
neon bramble
well rolled famed light armor hella valuable in reforged I think
proven topaz
is the light making it pop out more
the world of 3d
neon bramble
what I really want is a -3 fat per skill longsword/kriegsmesser though
hoary trellis
hey im wondering if theres any modpack collection thats good for beginners on build 41? i just wanna play casually and have fun
no clue what mods to even get
neon bramble
with 3 attacks a turn it's close to almost doubling your regeneration w/ iron lungs
proven topaz
so I wasn't going crazy
His name's Robert Paulson ig
glass wigeon
sacred schooner
you forgot the speaker on the ground next to that wall outlet to blast this on repeat:
glass wigeon
young kelp
what I really want is a -3 fat per skill longsword/kriegsmesser though
haven't found a named sword yet
I've found named of other weapons
but mostly 1 handed
I saw an axe and I thought it was a halberd
it was a disappointment
neon bramble
I had one hell of a 1h famed axe
good armor pen roll with extra damage
-fat on skills is cherry on top
best famed weapon I've pulled so far in reforged
rain mango
everyone i dont like is a puny twink with daddy issues
icy vigil
do you like me?
pseudo ruin
i do
half kettle
I'm neutral if you were interested
icy vigil
half kettle
Say hello...
hoary trellis
hey im wondering if theres any modpack collection thats good for beginners on bu...
still curious....
young kelp
I caught a fly with my bare hands while it was flying... I AM A GOD! now to wash my hands...
icy vigil
my mouse has gone off the deep end
it's now triple clicking instead of double clicking
hoary trellis
it's now triple clicking instead of double clicking
thats unironically a huge advantage
triple burst fire
pseudo ruin
You must be new here
Iām new to this
hoary trellis
lmfao
pseudo ruin
my xp bar is low
WDYM
I BEEN DID THAT
if I didnāt have a job I would agree to grinding again that would be funny
neat moat
https://tenor.com/view/apple-banana-cat-gif-1580648659933020695
you're my least favorite chud
wait no
@glass wigeon YOURE my least favorite chud
neat moat
you're my least favorite chud
youre my second least favorite
summer lake
young kelp
on one side its max roll on -fat
on the other, its almost the lowest roll on durability
guess I can slap this on a nimble bro
young kelp
books are weird
viral echo
oh
young kelp
no idea why but colonist only repairs shit inside a home zone
sucks
it sucks cause that also makes the zone an area that needs cleaning
which could waste a lot of time depending on how far away the "home" is at
viral echo
although the home area doesn't need to be connected I guess
young kelp
nope doesn't need to be
harsh vault
@lilac quarry can i dm you
lilac quarry
<@574073109695430666> can i dm you
You can DM @marble shadow to get ahold of us
hazy monolith
icy vigil
i said pls first
harsh vault
ugh fine i will modmail
half kettle
rest in piece hermit crap
idle raven
Yo is that rim world?
viral echo
yea
idle raven
Im a genius
vital marten
once I hit lvl 60 i am going back to woodcut
karmic jetty
young kelp
witches are annoying without ranged units
I have to play the waiting game and hope that the frontliner I sent solo can resist once in a turn and either kill one dead or bleed it out
got 2 apples tho
good stuff
sacred schooner
we're almost out of milk <:tired:721361533611016193>
dad will be back with more
ivory grail
Driving home after looking for my friend dog that went missing. I don't really think that dog is probably gonna be found since this is like the area they went missing
cinder wolf
Driving home after looking for my friend dog that went missing. I don't really t...
bro you're gonna find the hidden military facility here
ivory grail
I did get a lead though a guy said he recognized the photo I showed and said they saw him a day ago in an chruch 10 minute away from the last place he was seen
ivory grail
bro you're gonna find the hidden military facility here
This is like 80% of every road in ohio and Kentucky
ivory grail
bro you're gonna find the hidden military facility here
There literally signs on some that just say hidden driveways for an road that haven't existed for 10 years
twin bear
i hope u find the dog
neat moat
There literally signs on some that just say hidden driveways for an road that ha...
I hope your next partner beats you
ivory grail
We got power also starlink shit was in the sky
ivory grail
I hope your next partner beats you
I never had an partner
neat moat
I hope they put out cigarette buts on your forehead
ivory grail
Hot
ivory grail
But i don't need one at the moment don't want anything to hold me down
stiff geyser
Having a partner is nice
I can send him random bullshit every day and he'll love it
neat moat
you need to get yelled at and have your food you cooked for them thrown in your face for true happiness
neat moat
I can send him random bullshit every day and he'll love it
are you a homie sexual
stiff geyser
Fr
ivory grail
Having a partner is nice
It not nice if you're planning on becoming an traveling nurse in a year
stiff geyser
I believe that my partner should also be my best friend
ivory grail
It would be to much to move another person
ivory grail
Have you seen the gas prices 4.80 for an gallon
neat moat
Have you seen the gas prices 4.80 for an gallon
shit is like 6.50 here
ivory grail
Might aswell just fuck me with a steel rod with that price
ivory grail
shit is like 6.50 here
L
neat moat
Might aswell just fuck me with a steel rod with that price
say less
stiff geyser
Man
ivory grail
The city
They have the last laugh since American cities are built for cars not for people
Let alone a simple fish
neat moat
cities need to be build so I can beat sleepy with a cudgle
neat moat
Let alone a simple fish
Im an advanced aquatic life form for your information
karmic jetty
late basalt
aw dang it.
sacred schooner
aw dang it.
sterile bloom
Tf do any of these channel names mean-
stiff geyser
Tf do any of these channel names mean-
This is just the general chat, talk about whatever here (some people think it's funny to rename it to random stuff every couple of days)
glass wigeon
neat moat
stupid chudcell
glass wigeon
i started rereading the webnove li learned the insults
trash fish
and small fry
from
twin bear
oh god webnovels
vital marten
Iām looking at the can this guy is holding
glass wigeon
@neat moat trash fish
vital marten
I wish I could get a better look of it
vital marten
Heās holding paint and so he interests me
neat moat
<@1291223447279636492> trash fish
sass doesnt look good on you
glass wigeon
its form the movie
saturday night fever
hence
the bee gees
man stayin alive is so groovy fr
love disco and funk
vital marten
Ah ha ha ha staying alive
glass wigeon
sass doesnt look good on you
small fry
neat moat
not that i dont want u to die or anything
neat moat
vital marten
Itās basically the embodiment of that groggy feeling you get when waking up
neat moat
cats have many emotions
glass wigeon
neat moat
over cooked!
karmic jetty
rood
glass wigeon
karmic jetty
young kelp
I don't get this, looked up the wiki and saw no other types of halberds was listed
karmic jetty
yooo its that game green plays alot
young kelp
and has the exact same stats as the normal halberd except this one is named so its got some other stuff in it
vital marten
karmic jetty
glass wigeon
young kelp
whats odd is that named items only get rougly 8-16% bonus stats on armor pierce
this one has 40%
its base (I think) is 30%
but it went up to 41%
glass wigeon
the weeknd has been playing persona 5
young kelp
thats roughly 40% increase
glass wigeon
and documenting it on his alt on instagram
in the last 3-5 days or so
he realized he cant romance takemi cause he messed something up
young kelp
yooo its that game green plays alot
glass wigeon
and he posted these
glass wigeon
i dont have such a skill issue
despite not knowing how persona games work
my first time playing persona 5
i romanced takemi
although she was th eonly confidant i maxxed
neat moat
shes still talking
karmic jetty
glass wigeon
twin bear
pov u took a deal at the marketplace
glass wigeon
viral echo
jesus fucking christ
it got inside my base
what is the legit way of killing a mech cluster?
viral echo
if i didn't have 1 sniper rifle it would be game over
shoot them out of range, get 10 mechs to come go hostile and runnnn
and hope they trip over all your traps
young kelp
numbers grew, I found 2 retired knights that can either be a riposte bot or another greatsword bot
vital marten
I donāt understand Spanish but I donāt need to, to understand this
vital marten
War
vital marten
Buying gf 2.5m
young kelp
just found out that I can use a guy who has a 99% dodge chance
as a babysitter for new recruits
distract majority of the enemies and give the new recruit the best light armor in the company and let them play whackamole
preferably with a 2 tile reach weapon
but this guy had enough reach to dodge majority of the attacks
polar kernel
viral echo
RIP all my horses
i put a couple of them in pods
you can put animals in cryogenic pods
tall glen
how dost they fit
lyric galleon
viral echo
i might just leave some spare horses in pods
costs 0 power, they don't eat all the grass and you can get the m out and got riding. Bit of a cheat to be honest.
tall glen
wait wait
horse trading via drop pods
I wish you could monetize drop pods
no they just assume they are a gift
you owe me!
viral echo
the horses in the pods were starving though, is there a way to feed them?
i made some beds but they dont fit in them
tall glen
ship them with hay?
viral echo
you can only force feed animals that are in beds
tall glen
wait are you cryopodding them?
they shouldnt need to eat
try for the advanced medical pods
viral echo
but i need to get them back out
tall glen
see if a horse fits those
tall glen
game needs horse biosculpting
and cyborg horse parts
I want a cat with a built in laser pointer, so it fucking entertains itself
viral echo
a mech cluster dropped on me at the start of winter and it was really bad
tall glen
mech clusters, emp mortor GO
viral echo
one of the ones that causes smoke to block out the sun
tall glen
ah the ones you gotta go to
viral echo
it was in my land
what is the legit way to kill those?
i ran a guy with a sniper rifle in aggro them and ran them back to my traps
the thing that fired mortars at you got all the way in my base
and they smashed up all my solar panels š
vital marten
I want a cat with a built in laser pointer, so it fucking entertains itself
I have never thought of this
But this is genius
viral echo
easy, get some duct tape and a laser pointer and tape the laser pointer on it's head
vital marten
The cat is honestly disturbed by anyoneās presence so automating its play would improve its mood
vital marten
easy, get some duct tape and a laser pointer and tape the laser pointer on it's ...
Low tech gold
viral echo
how long before it realises tho?
vital marten
With the low tech option? Would probably get bored fast
viral echo
or will it just sprint off in a straight line and never come back
vital marten
or will it just sprint off in a straight line and never come back
That could be a problem
Logic error in the cats brain
viral echo
does laser pointers work on the big cats?
I know boxes does
someone did the experiment
toxic hawk
Why do i even go to med school at this point dude, how am i gonna get asked "Is smoking really bad for you", i answer yes, and then they hit me with "Well my grandma is 80-whatever years old, and is fine, so how do you explain that"
What the hell do i even say here
marsh glacier
i smoke but healthily
toxic hawk
You specifically, please keep smoking
marsh glacier
dont gotta tell me twice i love this shit
icy vigil
Why do i even go to med school at this point dude, how am i gonna get asked "Is ...
but you're not in med school
velvet pebble
Why do i even go to med school at this point dude, how am i gonna get asked "Is ...
Life and death are basically like a lottery. Each day, each moment you have a chance to die randomly from whatever reason, and your chances can go up and down depending on your health condition. The thing is, smoking is decreasing your health condition, therefore increasing a chance of death at some point. Obviously you have a chance to live up to 80 years, but if you start smoking, this chance will go down
It's not the "if you smoke, you die", it's "if you smoke, you have more chances to die sooner than if you don't"
toxic hawk
Life and death are basically like a lottery. Each day, each moment you have a ch...
Precisely, a very simple simple concept, so much so it feels like i'm explaining that we need oxygen to survive
The real kicker is, Grandma in question is treated with Bronchodilators, and doesn't have asthma, which means she most likely has COPD
Anyways it was pretty immature of me to complain here, do disregard it.
velvet pebble
Anyways it was pretty immature of me to complain here, do disregard it.
No, no, it's okay
I'm glad to help, i am very experienced at explaining things to idiots (thank you, military service)
toxic hawk
Lmaoo fair enough, thanks bro.
velvet pebble
toxic hawk
Anyways here's me stabbing someone while screaming
toxic hawk
what's voip
velvet pebble
Voice chat
vital marten
Perfect time for a āget over here you son of a bit-ā stab
vital marten
Voice chat
Local voice chat
velvet pebble
Voice chat
With proximity
vital marten
The enemy can hear you in bf1?
toxic hawk
I dont think they can
velvet pebble
I dont think they can
That sucks, it's very hilarious to hear someone raging when you kill them
toxic hawk
That sucks, it's very hilarious to hear someone raging when you kill them
Thats the cool thing about BF1, unless you are mega easy to tilt, you never rage at all. Even when you die and dont get many kills, you can always contribute to your team, spottign enemies, bombing vehicules, reviving healing resupplying
vital marten
You can still have funny moments I guess;
the other day in Tarkov a guy and I ran out of ammo at the same time in arena, and we just looked at each other while reloading. He finished before me so I looked left and right really fast to say no before being shot lmao
Think Iāve had something similar happen before in battlefield but itās been so long since a good bf game itās kinda like cod atp
toxic hawk
BF 4 and BF 1 are still pretty active, so thats good
idk about BF 5, never tried it, yet
vital marten
I want 1993
The console game
But ported
And remastered but kept the same gameplay wise
Now that would be peak battlefield
neon bramble
battlefield 1066 when
vital marten
It still had the class system but only sniper got a scoped gun
Assault had rifle fired grenades and m1 garand
Engineer had Tommy gun
Medic had M1 garand iirc
No attachments to unlock, very little variation in class
Very balanced PvP imo
toxic hawk
I think that PVP itself is balanced in BF1, where it gets slightly messed up tho is maps
Some maps are impossible to make come backs on
so many open sight lines
mounted guns and fortresses, thatyour average team will never be able to overcome
vital marten
brazen lantern
Vehicles in 5 were OP
vital marten
They had planned a windows release of the game but canceled it
Wrong timeline I guess
neon bramble
cant help but feel the other seats in tanks are cuck chairs aside from the mkv sponsons
vital marten
In battlefield? Basically
toxic hawk
someone needs to man the machine guns
neon bramble
foxhole style tank phalanx is more effective from what I see
two armored cars flanking a tank is horrifyingly oppressive
barren raven
I remember my brother showing Battlefield 1, specifically an intermission on the Somme I think, and she was really impressed and maybe even touched
neon bramble
can you track the tanks or is it not a thing in bf1
neon bramble
I mean mobility-kill
toxic hawk
can you track the tanks or is it not a thing in bf1
dont i mark them for you
no you cant stop them moving
neon bramble
by tracking I mean disabling their tracks
toxic hawk
you do however do more damage by attacking their tracks
The adrenaline rush when bayonetting someone is just unrivaled
vital marten
Get me 3 engineers to sit on top of my tank constantly repairing and I have become immortal
neon bramble
The adrenaline rush when bayonetting someone is just unrivaled
limpet mine tanks
toxic hawk
limpet mine tanks
thats in BF5
neon bramble
holy shit lmao it exists
vital marten
idk how to fly yet
Well we werenāt built for the sky
Iāll keep my feet where they belong
toxic hawk
You know what BF1 has ? Tankgewehr
vital marten
The grenade?
toxic hawk
barren raven
Has anybody ever been good at flying in Battlefield games
vital marten
Oh the tank killer sniper thing
toxic hawk
Has anybody ever been good at flying in Battlefield games
most the pilotes i see are amazing
vital marten
Wacky gun
neon bramble
ATRs went obsolete hilariously fast
toxic hawk
My plane got shotdown once by a Tankgewehr
vital marten
Are the rounds explosive
vital marten
So it would be effective against a bear
barren raven
most the pilotes i see are amazing
I remember everybody complaining about pilots in 4
neon bramble
yeah it absolutely would delete a bear
toxic hawk
yeah it absolutely would delete a bear
Did you unlock the BMR yet
vital marten
Idk any battlefield that doesnāt have shotguns banned in the custom MP browser (you know where you join servers and play on player hosted servers instead of official)
BF3 comes to mind
Hardline too
toxic hawk
that yes
neon bramble
not yet
vital marten
Very heavy very fast
toxic hawk
Idk any battlefield that doesnāt have shotguns banned in the custom MP browser (...
shotguns are annoying if you get snuck up on but meh
neon bramble
I have been running around irl with little sleep for the past day
vital marten
Huff and puff
toxic hawk
the more broken thing would be any medic primary
neon bramble
just passing time after a huge lunch before dropping dead
vital marten
the more broken thing would be any medic primary
True most of their guns rpm is very fast
toxic hawk
True most of their guns rpm is very fast
2 shot kill to the torso lmao
vital marten
BF3 was fun but hardline takes the cake as far as the MP goes for me
neon bramble
True most of their guns rpm is very fast
is this what the double tap button on my mouse is for
vital marten
I liked the cops vs robbers aspect
toxic hawk
is this what the double tap button on my mouse is for
Probably
harsh vault
BF3 was fun but hardline takes the cake as far as the MP goes for me
bf3 best story all time
so good its even referenced in tarkov
vital marten
I didnāt play for the story, battlefield isnāt known for its story
neon bramble
battlefield has a story?
vital marten
The only storylines I ever hear get mentioned are bf3 and bad company?
barren raven
BF4 had a story
harsh vault
i dont buy games to skip the story, multiplayer shooters are the last option
barren raven
Every BF has a story no?
harsh vault
BF4 had a story
it was my first battlefield too, played it on the ps3
vital marten
BF4 had a story
Yeah werenāt you likeā¦ being interrogated?
harsh vault
Every BF has a story no?
ya
harsh vault
Yeah werenāt you likeā¦ being interrogated?
thats bf3
harsh vault
wow
vital marten
Saw the twist coming
barren raven
it was my first battlefield too, played it on the ps3
My first bf was 3, but I was a wee lad
tall glen
floof be a goof
harsh vault
nuh uh
vital marten
Goof indeed
tall glen
grostedgoofie
vital marten
I can't talk since I barely remember it, but you got on a train in the ened
As you do in the beginning
barren raven
In BF4 you meet the guy from 3 in prison
mystic wigeon
hi
harsh vault
In BF4 you meet the guy from 3 in prison
i dont remember the ending well on bf3, it was so long when i actually beat it
vital marten
In BF4 you meet the guy from 3 in prison
In this one you go to china?
barren raven
A very Chinese battlefield, yes
barren raven
You missed out
harsh vault
grostedgoofie
grrrr
toxic hawk
toxic hawk
The fans think he'll be back
harsh vault
@vital marten spec ops the line is a really good story, but also uh, sad
vital marten
Idk Jāaime thatās a mortal kombat fatality
harsh vault
you played it?
vital marten
I would assume so if thatās a plot point floof
harsh vault
I would assume so if thatās a plot point floof
i mean its such a plot tiwst
toxic hawk
Idk Jāaime thatās a mortal kombat fatality
Technically if the head is not destroyed, you can come back froma nything in that verse
harsh vault
the ending
tall glen
if you kill the bad guys arent you just as bad as the bad guys!
toxic hawk
No.
harsh vault
if you kill the bad guys arent you just as bad as the bad guys!
thats basically the story yes
toxic hawk
harsh vault
there are no bad guys in the game
tall glen
frosty is now badguy.mp3
toxic hawk
There are no bad guys in this world, just people trying to survive š
harsh vault
you playing as the hero, slowly realizing you became the man you wanted to defeat, that doesnt even exist because he was already dead and he was only a hallucination, is a crazy story
vital marten
Thereās just the mission and you, no time for anything else
tall glen
do do do do do doo do
vital marten
Just have them do the whole death row thing itāll speed up the process
tall glen
if I scam millions of dollars out of retiree's it's just a job!
toxic hawk
if I scam millions of dollars out of retiree's it's just a job!
ikr, insurance are not evil !!!
barren raven
thats so very sad
I'd say that's pretty sad
hollow grove
barren raven
I'll Sleep When I'm Dead by Warren Zevon
hollow grove
Tarantella Napoletana
tall glen
noobles
hollow grove
I'm such a fatass sometimes
vital marten
Is this a pizza
hollow grove
Two of them
vital marten
Yum
hollow grove
Domino's and stand up comedy
vital marten
I used to eat like this before the economy took a shit on me
Now we āsave moneyā 
harsh vault
nini chat
hollow grove
Food and standup go well
toxic hawk
hollow grove
Throwing at stand up comedians
vital marten
They like balls
hollow grove
The Pong Show with Colin See and Jacky Ng
hollow grove
Basically three or four hours of getting drunk and watching Singaporeans tell dick jokes on stage
vital marten
thats actually 2 mil
hollow grove
i should also mention that the woman next to me was refilling her wine glass from a bottle in her handbag
tall glen
classic chud living
tall glen
lawyers guns and money is on my frequent playlist
toxic hawk
tall glen
and I BLAST Roland on halloween
barren raven
I've become very fond of Numb As A Statue
vital marten
I felt the confidence in that jumping attack
barren raven
While the first song of Zevon that I heard was Jungle Work
vital marten
I felt the confidence in that jumping attack
@ 20 seconds
toxic hawk
I felt the confidence in that jumping attack
Yeah, it was fast enough for me to dodge whatever he had coming up after he got up
barren raven
Never heard a Zevon song on the radio
toxic hawk
š
tall glen
eh?
barren raven
Nope
mystic wigeon
The end is coming
stop spoiling pls
barren raven
classic rock station plays werewolves of london occasionally
Not around here they don't :{
tall glen
I mean, current classic rock is like Rush, Zevon, acdc
maybe some Dio
the classic rock genre is funny cause it just shifts foreward
no more grateful dead
no more doors
we dire straits now
barren raven
I wonder what will this period of time be called in the future
tall glen
the bleh time period
I currently mostly listen to sea shanties
we need more french canadian music lol https://youtu.be/pILWDaAsaaw
barren raven
I have a ABBA song stuck in my head
barren raven
Eepy well
scarlet surge
Bag of balls
Because balls are cool
young kelp
no wonder lone wolf levels up so fast
young kelp
Elden ring, a game where you can parry a god, but not a dog
toxic hawk
young kelp
how tf does a wooden plate of a shield
parry the might of a god
but a shield the size of a wall can't parry a dog
viral echo
more games need squirrels on a stick
half kettle
are we going to the moon