general_chat

[stone gorge]

im pretty sure that this is like a universal college experience aswell, i always had to wash something to use it, sink looked like a garbage pile

used to find the cat in the sink aswell

[candid patio]

Lol

[stone gorge]

i dont miss it

[vital marten]

@strange spruce thanks for mentioning runelite the other day, can't imagine playing without it now

[candid patio]

Went from there to a bigger 1 bed with only 3-4 other people
Then a 2 bed with 3 other people
Then I said fuck all of this I'm going to live in my car

[vital marten]

having a SKY in osrs is huge

sky dont exist

[candid patio]

And I did that for 18 months

[vital marten]

was car life better?

[candid patio]

And if something happened and my wife suddenly didn't exist, I would be right back in my car

[candid patio]

I very much enjoyed it

[vital marten]

I could live in a shipping container and be content, I need some land

[stone gorge]

garage with a loft is the cheat code

buy steel buildings

[onyx igloo]

i like a-frame houses

[candid patio]

I have a loose pipe dream of buying a vacant lot in a decent sized city and turning it into a sort of affordable van life campground

[onyx igloo]

those are cool

[onyx igloo]

that's probably the one building i'd consider outside of an RV for a living space

[candid patio]

I'm a big fan of mono sloped myself

[stone gorge]

garage with loft moment

[onyx igloo]

those are also peak

[vital marten]

On a real note, barndominiums are what people are building nowadays on their land on account that the tax man can’t appraise it as high as a million dollar home aside from the million+ inside

[vital marten]

THESE

[onyx igloo]

they gave that alot of fanciness

[vital marten]

Perfect for tax evasion

[onyx igloo]

wood pillars

fancy garage doors

[stone gorge]

you can buy the entire building for about 40k

[vital marten]

Probably if you built it yourself, they sure don’t sell completed like that

[candid patio]

I'm in the middle of designing something a bit like this. Just another pipe dream for my land in Nevada

[vital marten]

The completed ones in my area sell for anywhere around ~$120k-$250k

[candid patio]

Mono sloped roof... The garage will be the high side of the roof will be the garage with an extra tall door that can accommodate a really big RV. Low side will be the bedrooms so that keeping a nice temperature is easier

[vital marten]

Ofc they come with land, honestly thanks for mentioning this as I’ve been looking around and forgot about these things

Not a bad deal when considered all together

$120k 3b 3bath on 3.46 acre

[stone gorge]

on a totally realistic budget, the building right there is about 50k cad. you can buy land in alberta for example for 2-3 acres for roughly 70k. a contract to level the ground, pour the pad and put up the building would probably be around 35k to 40k depending. put in a septic system and get a hydro hookup for probably another 50k

all in you'd probably be in 250k to 300k for a totally isolated 2-3 acre property in a building you'd own

no HOA, no annoying ass neighbours, and freedom to do whatever the fuck you want

i hate suburbs

[onyx igloo]

ok but how do you get all the money for that

how long would that take

[candid patio]

My wife have a major disconnect there.
I told her I'm never buying another house in an HOA

I need to figure out a way to teach her that hoas have racist origins

[stone gorge]

HOA's are literally just old people with nothing better to do than bitch about random shit after retirement

[strange spruce]

its a must lol

[onyx igloo]

give old people l4d2

[stone gorge]

"land of the free" when your grass is 0.1mm too tall:

[onyx igloo]

old people need to play more video games

get grandpappy on wolfenstein
lmao

[vital marten]

Does an HOA even cause property prices to be more? Because honestly I feel like most people would prefer if there wasn’t an HOA

Even people living in hoas don’t like hoas

Phill from HOA probably don’t even like himself

[candid patio]

My most recent violation

[stone gorge]

hose?

[candid patio]

Yep

[vital marten]

Can a man not keep healthy bushes

[candid patio]

Those are HOA mandated bushes

[stone gorge]

yeah i can almost assure you the person who runs the HOA in your area is just one year off reverting back to dust and atoms

[vital marten]

Oh so they want them to die so they can charge you more

Makes sense

[onyx igloo]

as a midwesterner what is an hoa it sounds stupid

[vital marten]

You just haven’t gone in them fancy gated communities being build down on the highway

[stone gorge]

collection of old people "protecting property values"

[vital marten]

They’re closer than you think

[onyx igloo]

i havent seen those

only cornfields and little markets in suburbs

[vital marten]

I need your location

Sounds like new home

[stone gorge]

newfoundland has no HOA's as far as i know either, come move to poverty land

[onyx igloo]

we have a major city like 30 mins away with a bunch of international stuff too

[candid patio]

So when I (white man) lived there... I never got any annoying petty violations like that. But now that my mother in law and brother in law live there (black people) I get the dumbest shit like that all the time

[onyx igloo]

im happy

[vital marten]

Southern?

[candid patio]

Also my brother in law said his brand new car got keyed in the driveway the day he brought it home

[candid patio]

Las Vegas suburb

[vital marten]

West coast hmm

[stone gorge]

west coast?

wheres the coast

hes landlocked in a desert

smh

[onyx igloo]

why would you live in las vegas

las vegas is like the place people go to gamble and leave

[vital marten]

You know what I mean you goofball

[candid patio]

Lived in SoCal my whole life before that
Wanted to buy a house
That was the closest place with decent paying jobs and houses I could afford

[vital marten]

Rip

[onyx igloo]

i see

i didnt even know las vegas had housing lmao

i thought it was all hotels with

[novel fern]

they famously don’t

[onyx igloo]

questionable stains

[glass wigeon]

humans

[stone gorge]

this is basically how the entire US breaks down

[glass wigeon]

i wonder if theyre friendly

[vital marten]

What’s funny is no one down here calls it the Midwest

We call it “the north”

[candid patio]

The house doubled in value and the mortgage is only 3.25% so I call it a w

I make the tiniest profit off my mother in law

She pays the mortgage and then some

[quiet siren]

Watermelon

[stone gorge]

no i live in the north

[vital marten]

Before you sent this image hurley I imagined Midwest to be like Kansas, Nebraska, Iowa, Missouri

[stone gorge]

americans when they have to comprehend beyond the border

[vital marten]

There is no beyond, you’re my 51st after all <3

[stone gorge]

yikes

id rather join britian before the states

[vital marten]

[stone gorge]

at least i wouldnt die from medical debt or get shot

[tender igloo]

what kind is it?

[stone gorge]

instead id get arrested for shitty online posts

[onyx igloo]

plant

[quiet siren]

Sugar baby

[tender igloo]

sweet! im growing one too

[onyx igloo]

its not a flesh watermelon

[tender igloo]

first time ever

[onyx igloo]

those dont exist

probably

[stone gorge]

you guys here "growing" stuff

my yard is still under 3 feet of snow

[onyx igloo]

marijuana

heheh

[stone gorge]

wont see the grass until june

mow it twice and it'll be snow covered again

[onyx igloo]

underground marijuana farm

[vital marten]

What else you growing?

[tender igloo]

hated that about livin gin ak

[vital marten]

Any tomato

[stone gorge]

fly season:

[tender igloo]

Im trying tomato again, but im not hopeful, compared to alaska there are so many pests here in tx

[vital marten]

You’re supposed to put so much poison on it you question even eating it

[tender igloo]

one year had hornworms and then another year some stupid bug that pesticides dont work on

[stone gorge]

nothing grows here, not even the kids

[vital marten]

Chickens have to grow

[tender igloo]

cabbages should

broccoli and cabbages were awesome in ak

[stone gorge]

the only thing that thrives is potatoes

[tender igloo]

you could grow those really big ones

[stone gorge]

the rest is meh

[vital marten]

Potato good enough

[stone gorge]

we only get really 3 good months of warm temps

the rest is average of 10 c

june to august is about it

[vital marten]

10c=50 °F

Ah

Cold

[stone gorge]

and even then the end of august is back down to 15

you'll get the occasional hot september day from the jet stream fucking up

[tender igloo]

theres lots of options now to keep crops warm in northern climates

[stone gorge]

people here built greenhouses just to grow weed

[vital marten]

Hydroponics was what I was about to say yeah

[glass wigeon]

ive been leading zombies over to the militia camp in the game

making th ehumans there kill them for me

[tender igloo]

talking about you lol

[glass wigeon]

although one guy died

[tender igloo]

[stone gorge]

the cost of power here isnt even worth it, most expensive power in canada

you'd spend 5x the value of the potato growing it

[vital marten]

What if I grow the potato using solar power

[vital marten]

Can it be done

[stone gorge]

of course, but i doubt anyones gonna blow 30k in the foggiest province to grow plants

NL is the fog capital of the world

[tender igloo]

there are a lot of led with full spectrum lighting that dont use hardly any energy and a lot of veggies and stuff you can grow indoors

[vital marten]

You mean it’s literally silent hill

[stone gorge]

yeah

[vital marten]

https://tenor.com/view/serious-red-stare-silent-hill-2-james-sunderland-gif-16295055165696301572

[stone gorge]

@vital marten

[quasi slate]

be me:
buy thunderbolt 4 port
only use it to charge phone

[vital marten]

200 days of fog

[quasi slate]

did all 4 of us just send a message at the same time

wtf

[vital marten]

Wowwa

[stone gorge]

st johns is right on the banks

its insane

the weather there sucks

[tender igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-okay-good-talk-chat-speak-gif-2435123519466166453

[quasi slate]

cool lights puppers

[tender igloo]

good talk

[stone gorge]

out of the entire summer you might get 5 days of hot sun

the rest is fog, rain, or depression

[vital marten]

Idk what puppers lights are for

[stone gorge]

growing weed

huge weed plants

[vital marten]

Puppers!

[quasi slate]

is it for ambience

[candid patio]

Omg you're a Newfie?

[stone gorge]

there is nothing here worth visiting for

[vital marten]

Gotta be a cool cave or something

[onyx igloo]

"Man you might not even make it out of there dead!"

[vital marten]

A yeti, a… Sasquatch?

[stone gorge]

theres gros morne which is cool, i guess

its just mountains

you can admire tall rock

or the shallow rock

[vital marten]

I like rocks

[stone gorge]

the entire place is fucking rock

shit dont grow here

[candid patio]

Boring. My grandma's house has the former worlds largest free standing Boulder

[onyx igloo]

bro lives in the

[candid patio]

Former because some fuck head broke it

[glass wigeon]

i am be surviving

[stone gorge]

the bottom half of the province is wind swept, trees are less than 10 ft tall

[candid patio]

Do y'all export like granite counter tops and shit?

[tender igloo]

air plants !

[vital marten]

Like snake grass plant

I don’t like these plants

[tender igloo]

puffers lol

[vital marten]

They look like tarantulas

[stone gorge]

we're too poor to do anything

[glass wigeon]

those plant look evil

[tender igloo]

yah theyre great haha

such wierd little plants

[stone gorge]

i thought that first one was a bird

[tender igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-more-gif-21856591

[stone gorge]

puppers, you're literally growing stuff that would mutuate and kill the entire space ship in a movie

are you sure you should be doing this

[tender igloo]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/855544880217849876/1021942254488801352/CatNum.gif

[vital marten]

For real

[tender igloo]

yes

[vital marten]

These plants look like they come from hogwarts

[stone gorge]

they're genuinely cool

[tender igloo]

ya, i had no idea airplants looked like that

[stone gorge]

i could buy cool stuff like that but i keep buying truck parts

[vital marten]

They’re living in your walls

[stone gorge]

ive honestly spent like 6-7 grand on my truck in accessories

its getting a bit excessive now

[vital marten]

Is it lifted yet

[stone gorge]

1 inch lift

[tender igloo]

if it makes you happy who heckn cares i say

[vital marten]

Acceptable

[stone gorge]

ive put 265's on it, hard tri fold bed cover, 32 inch light bar, dual LED pod fog lights, replaced the interior speakers, got those massive rubber floor mats, got bed lighting, redid all the interior bulbs with LED bulbs, redid my headlights with LED bulbs, and some chrome deleting

[vital marten]

Well you’re gonna die and within a century no one will remember unless you’ve done something extraordinary or infamous

[glass wigeon]

i have a wooden greatsword

[stone gorge]

next thing will probably be a 10 inch subwoofer in the back seat

[vital marten]

On that note, do anything

[vital marten]

You mean a very big and heavy stick?

A club

[stone gorge]

i love looking on the tacoma forums and seeing some of the absolutely batshit things people do with these trucks

"yeah i use my truck for truck things"

[rain mango]

woodland critters: hail satan!

[tender igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-true-kramer-seinfeld-gif-6564373007119861775

[vital marten]

The job site wouldn’t be the same without it trust

Mr Crowley would go hardon it

[stone gorge]

on a serious note, toyota built these compartments behind the seats, and they perfectly fit subwoofers

so you can either blow the windows out, or destroy the guys eardrums sitting on the seat

[vital marten]

Why not both at the same time

He’ll love it

[candid patio]

Do you sell these?

[stone gorge]

i never found the post after but some guy ripped out his back seats and built essentially a mobile power station in his back seats

[vital marten]

If puppers doesn’t I’m sure there’s 100 people on esty that sell them

I bought moss on esty I think you can get anything there

[stone gorge]

4 marine deep cycle batteries, 3 different inverters for 120v, 240v and 12v, and could run fucking welders out of his battery backup which was powered by the alternator

it was genuinely batshit insane

[candid patio]

I bought a clearly pirated PDF of a textbook off there

I found it on Anna's but it said it was gonna take 3 days to download and I had an open book midterm in 4 hours

[vital marten]

I’ve only ever used it for plants, idk about things like that

Did it come in clutch

[candid patio]

It did

[vital marten]

I bought like 100 clones of succulents

They all died

[candid patio]

F

[vital marten]

My thumb is in fact not green at all

It’s black

[candid patio]

I too struggle with some things. Including succulents

Although I'm a wizard with other things like difficult to germinate seeds

[glass wigeon]

my game crashed

yyyy

[rain mango]

bbno$ is a good person

his only sin is that his music is slop

[glass wigeon]

giant wasp nest...

[viral echo]

should I build my rimworld freezer like this?

[vital marten]

But why

[viral echo]

I've never done it before

[vital marten]

1 wall should be fine lol

[viral echo]

2 walls adds insulation

so I've been told

[vital marten]

Shouldn’t need it

[viral echo]

I want to get it super cold

[vital marten]

The freezers are really strong

[viral echo]

apparently if it's super cold the bugs wont spawn

[vital marten]

Until someone goes on a food binge, stands in there and almost dies to hypothermia

Then you’ll rethink that

[harsh vault]

big subwoofers

[vital marten]

You can force the bugs to spawn in specific areas using things

[viral echo]

right now that area is a liability because at any moment the bugs will come.

[vital marten]

Ehh they don’t come too fast

[viral echo]

and that area is right next to my kitchen anyway

more luck than judgement

[vital marten]

https://youtu.be/PdJoP3qxmNQ?si=cVE6s11SEPlm4O2v

This kinda thing

[viral echo]

also the maximum insulation = use less power

[vital marten]

It’ll force them to spawn in a specific area because chance is way higher

I mean sometimes they can still end up elsewhere but it’ll be easier here

[glass wigeon]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[vital marten]

Also when building underground I recommend wooden floors and fire foam, maybe section off areas of base with some flooring that doesn’t burn to prevent any chain reactions

[viral echo]

if i keep the room at -17C the bugs can't spawn.

[vital marten]

Wooden floors because one Molotov and the horde will just overheat to death

[vital marten]

Is that going to be the only space under a mountain you have mined out within ~35 tiles of your base

[viral echo]

yes

i didn't even mine it

[vital marten]

You should be good doing it then I guess

[viral echo]

ancient ruin thing

[vital marten]

With debug you can draw infestation chance

[viral echo]

how does the game track where your base is?

[vital marten]

And see the chance of bugs spawning

[viral echo]

is it anything built by you?

[vital marten]

Beds I think, or maybe it’s claimed tiles/builds?

I forgot

[viral echo]

I'm going to keep all that area unclaimed

[vital marten]

Vid I sent specifies I think

[viral echo]

except the wall i need to build

a freezer in a mountain is even more efficient

thick roof insulates

[viral echo]

I'm going all in on this ne

[vital marten]

Bugs aren’t that bad you just need to keep one strong ass melee pawn around

[quasi slate]

hacker hacking my webcam only to see me hitting gok pose with my laptop

[twin bear]

gets jumpscared by jorking

[quasi slate]

kekw

[viral echo]

I just got the vampire quest, so i need a place to store blood now

and I'm out of components... FUCK

i don't even know where you get them from, I got 22 from a camp

used them all on automatic doors

😭

[vital marten]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-v-mgsv-the-phantom-pain-hideo-kojima-venom-snake-gif-25120280

Ts job ain’t worth it

[viral echo]

I'm really bad at rimworld

i keep running out of medicine

[vital marten]

You can grow it

It even grows randomly

[viral echo]

if i had someone with 8 in planting

😭

i only have one friendly settlement nearby and I bought everything they had

[quasi slate]

growing my grippers as we speak

[viral echo]

i went back there a week later, they had no more

😭

the stuff that grows randomly isn't enough

i keep getting flu followed by malaria followed by infections, the game hates me

i just had a flu and malaria outbreak at the same time

[barren raven]

Pics?

[viral echo]

and you need to use 3 or 4 medicine thingies per person

5 people

fuck this game

[quasi slate]

onlyfeet at 79,99 a mo this is discounted at 90% off

[barren raven]

I'm paying

[viral echo]

what about OnlyFlaps

[vital marten]

Discount shows how far onlyfeet fell off

[barren raven]

Updating my Tinder to include my foot interest

[viral echo]

you need to find another person who also has a foot fetish

[barren raven]

Why would I want that

[viral echo]

i guess true, they might not send you their feet if you ask them and they like their feet

[barren raven]

Don't trust people that like feet

[viral echo]

why feet anyway

i don't get it

I mean in the order of interesting body parts, feet are a low priority

probably chewy anyway

[barren raven]

There're reasons

[crimson nacelle]

yo has anyone played CDDA?

[quasi slate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kc2cC-lYnn8 next terraria huge update in the works

[barren raven]

Some people here did

[crimson nacelle]

wrong server mb

[glass wigeon]

hmph

[glass wigeon]

pregnancy and childbirth update

[quasi slate]

thats the next update for project zomboid or so ive heard

[glass wigeon]

if a rpegnant person gets infected by zombie virus

what happens to baby?

is it like a mecha

[strange spruce]

I expected some chestburster type of situation but thats funnier

[crimson nacelle]

i need to get off the internet i read ts as "mpregnant" and i got scared

will NOT (lie) be playing pz if mpreg is added (false)

[strange spruce]

🫃

Oouuughhh

[crimson nacelle]

mpreg zombie mech

[candid patio]

My job makes me want to start a side hustle printing architectural plans

Apparently big print shops like office Depot charge $4 a page

[quasi slate]

sunflower oil is S Tier oil everything else is F tier

[candid patio]

Sometimes sets are a couple hundred pages

[young kelp]

tallow where

[young kelp]

everything used to be cheap, printing a single colored page used to only costs like 1 php

[rain mango]

now you need a subscription to print anything

[candid patio]

Well these are 32" x 40" sheets of paper

[rain mango]

my lightbulb requires the lightbulb app for me to be able to use it

[young kelp]

now its gone up to like 5-10 or even 20 based on which fuckass run the shop

[rain mango]

why does every single thing require an app

[young kelp]

soon

you will need an app

to run the app

[candid patio]

It's definitely worth $4 a page. The printer is $12,000 usd

[young kelp]

which kinda did happen already to an old music player app I used to have

lmao

[rain mango]

dunno what to spend my 40k on when im 18

either a fursuit or hrt & college

hmmmm

[young kelp]

needed a separate app in order to finish parsing the music and edit it

[candid patio]

And then managing a stack of 300 giant pieces of paper and getting it bound together and rolled up to be transportable is no easy task

[young kelp]

college

[rain mango]

my dumbass gonna get killed in an industrial accident anyway

[young kelp]

that way you can make more

[rain mango]

gonna end up like a happy wheels character

[candid patio]

Old man advice: you should put it in a good index fund like one managed by vanguard and forget it exists for at least 20 years

[rain mango]

nah

i dont trust the government

or anyone

really

[candid patio]

Definitely don't buy a fur suit.

[rain mango]

mvst do it

meow

[candid patio]

Do you live somewhere that you could buy a completely dilapidated house for that price?

[rain mango]

no

idk

i wanted to get an apartment

i like apartments more

[quasi slate]

https://youtu.be/0Ib612_-ct0 insane

[candid patio]

Ohio and Michigan both have somewhat livable places for that price

There was this mixed use building in Ohio I really wanted... 2 store fronts on the ground floor and 4 1br apartments above

It was only $75k

My wife said no

Even had a nice parking lot

[sacred schooner]

now that's a better channel

[rain mango]

assbeater420 is coming

[solemn quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-patrick-yo-momma-ya-mama-your-mother-gif-8950508997893541739

[harsh vault]

did you say please to her

[young kelp]

we are now 4 oaths strong

[harsh crane]

We won’t have an economy in 20 years. Don’t give your money to the Wall Street casino, kids

And since when is Gen z old

https://tenor.com/view/mmm-good-smoke-cigarette-smoking-gif-15715252

[candid patio]

Lol my Gen z cousin has over $50k in an index fund

[harsh crane]

Well yeah. Grifting Gen z is so hot rn

[candid patio]

I don't believe life in 20 years will be significantly different from now

[harsh vault]

@glass wigeon this little shit keeps ending my runs

[harsh crane]

Was sure different 20 years ago

[harsh crane]

Can almost afford a pickup truck

[candid patio]

But I mean that in the same sense that I don't think life before 2020 or before 2008 or 2001 wasn't significantly different

[harsh vault]

also

hai slappy

[candid patio]

Hi floof

[harsh vault]

how ish u

[harsh crane]

I’m sorry but nothing about this current market is logical to any economist on earth. It’s all pump and dump. Thats why people are putting their money into housing assets

[candid patio]

I'm about as good as I can be. I need to stop eating so much candy and donuts

[harsh vault]

why? eating is a luxury for me

[candid patio]

Some guy at the office brings in a ton of donuts almost every morning and also maintains a giant bowl of candy

And the candy bowl sits in my eyesight and it's completely unattended

[harsh vault]

smh

how big is the bowl

[viral echo]

oh shit, I let the 3 year old child outside now it's getting chased by a cat, RIP

this game

[candid patio]

Like a giant salad bowl filled with Reese's peanut butter cups, Snickers, kit Kats, etc

[harsh vault]

put down the bowl!

[candid patio]

I fucking can't *dog. Everytime I walk passed it I grab a couple

[viral echo]

ahhhhhh

[candid patio]

*dawg

[candid patio]

I thought this was irl for a brief moment

[viral echo]

it could be real life

scary

i think i need a new child

the other one can't shoot for shit

[glass wigeon]

zo got that thomas jefferson ass hair

fr

[viral echo]

mr mittens is going to become mittens, sad times.

he killed my bunny and guinea pig as well

i didn't know he would go after small children

[harsh vault]

dog

[young kelp]

if you get alpha animals mod

theres a dog called a skip hound iirc

that can and will hunt children

and skip all your walls

[viral echo]

the fuck?

[young kelp]

it is a mutated creature that can teleport

they come in packs too lmao

[shrewd smelt]

What the fuck is this? Call of duty zombies?

[half kettle]

the infected dogs from I am Legend starring will smither

[rain mango]

you

[harsh vault]

ya?

[rain mango]

hai

[harsh vault]

hai

[rain mango]

haii

[half kettle]

Make a sensible conversation!

[rain mango]

:3

[harsh vault]

i am

[viral echo]

😭

first the cat, now the wolf

[half kettle]

Speaking to the moth in chat

[rain mango]

bzzzz

[viral echo]

should I capture this guy?

[harsh vault]

dont moths flutter

[viral echo]

moths piss me off

[rain mango]

i say bzzz

[viral echo]

there always a fat moth and hits you in the face

flying round and round the light fitting

[neat moat]

running around at the speed of sound

[young kelp]

they take 60+ days to recruit

although you are able to force them to transfer their genes to 2 colonists

and then they die

best to give it to melee pawns as they buff melee damage

unless you have a recruit inspiration going

[quasi slate]

Never ever divide 4195835 by 3145727 on an Intel processor

[candid patio]

I fixed it

[stiff geyser]

Elaborate

[harsh vault]

nuh uh

i liked the dog

[candid patio]

I don't understand

Also controversial but ||I use dude and man as gender neutral terms in a big Lebowski kind of way. Like "hey man..." Or "dontchu know man..." Kinda way. ||

But I will stop for you specifically if you ask.

[rain mango]

i love watching people take dan hentschel seriously

[glass wigeon]

boarding up windows

[rain mango]

same

[candid patio]

That name is only ever mentioned in this channel, dude. Like in my life specifically

I tried to watch his content but it just didn't connect with me

[rain mango]

i love his stuff

its funny asf

[candid patio]

Y'all I've had this TV for like 2 months

And when I turn it on... It will auto play something that I find repulsive

And I just learned that I can pick a TV station and it will play whatever is on that station

[viral echo]

60 days!!!!

[candid patio]

And I put it on a station that only plays classic films.

And I'm so excited about turning on my TV to a random classic film at a random time.

Can't think of something to watch? Might as well watch " bye bye Birdie"

[young kelp]

unless you have recruit inspiration active

then it takes only 2 days

the first interaction reduces it to 0 and then the 2nd one (next day) recruits them

no wait I didn't notice that

guy is unwavering loyal

can only be used as a slave then or transfer their genes to 2 of your colonist

[onyx igloo]

i can merge without looking

[viral echo]

😭

I'll take this one instead then

what do I do with the other one, cut their arms and legs off?

[rain mango]

i have an odd feeling this is a reference

https://tenor.com/view/fortnite-gif-10061070920122192479

[cinder wolf]

this city is 100% stalwart
the horrible things i needed to do
the horrible things that they did to themselves

its crazy

[viral echo]

RIP Bozo

[marsh glacier]

i always keep my sanguophages as legless prisoners because you can just infinitely harvest all their organs and they wont die

sanguophages and pigskins are the best harvest slaves

[viral echo]

by guys killed the other 2 by shooting them in the head

and arrested the other one

[marsh glacier]

the deathless gene is supposed to stop that from happening

[viral echo]

apparently getting shot in the brain kills you

[marsh glacier]

who knew

[vital marten]

It’s a 0.2 out of 10 on the pollen count today

Based on number and graph, I mean Texas is green.. I shouldn’t have allergies?

I think I am sick

[viral echo]

now they are kibble

[viral echo]

in the head

[vital marten]

About to go delulu

[marsh glacier]

insane in the brain perchance

[young kelp]

make them unconscious either by heavily injuring them (need head to be destroyed to kill them)

then cut of the legs and keep them in a 1x2 hole with no food, since they are pseudo immortals don't waste food on them

unless you want to recruit them

[viral echo]

oh you dont have to feed them?

[young kelp]

nope

[viral echo]

free slave!!!

[young kelp]

they are 0 maintenance prisoners unless you plan to recruit them or only use them for something else

[viral echo]

until they hit you

[young kelp]

they will still get pissed off when starving tho

[young kelp]

they are also really great battlefield medics due to their ability

to immediately bandage all wounds in a few seconds

can save a lot pawns that way

both enemies and allies

[viral echo]

holy shit someone came with medicine, I'm saved, I don't need to treat everyone with just hands anymore.

[young kelp]

force the sangos to give you their genes

and you can treat wounds for free

it comes at the price of maintenance for the sango tho

since they will need to enter a deathrest every once in a while which makes them useless for 4 days iirc

[viral echo]

fuck yes

it's not always a waste of time

how do I unreserve stuff?

there is some random kibble and pemmican on the floor but I can't do anything with it

also how do I stop my wiring from randomly exploding and draining my batteries down to 0

[vital marten]

you don't lmao

thats rng

[last lava]

How is everyone

[half kettle]

Every member on this server is in a state of random effects

[vital marten]

well said

[young kelp]

hidden wires

use only hidden wires

they for some reason do not explode

is deadly the more power you store lmao

[vital marten]

cooking

[viral echo]

NOOOO FLUFFY!!!!

fluffy has a brain injury now

[half kettle]

old game, very dusty

[vital marten]

rahh

it may be almost as old as me but no game really has this charm

[half kettle]

I wonder if i can enjoy this game in 20 years

[vital marten]

don't see why not

[half kettle]

its a subscription for the game right?

[vital marten]

yes, well if you want to do certain quests or skill related things such as map shortcuts

even still you can grind the money to purchase a bond, which would give access to 14 days of membership

which allows you to use the better money making methods to secure another bond

but thats grindy so most just sub lol

[glass wigeon]

rebought mh wil;ds

[half kettle]

Sounds like a grind, a big grind

[glass wigeon]

i bought it oringally when it first came out and it ran liek dogshit

it runs much better now but

[vital marten]

do you like grinds?

[glass wigeon]

i dont have the most powerful laptop

[half kettle]

I play pz so i must have some tolerance

[glass wigeon]

but

[vital marten]

runescape just one big grind

[glass wigeon]

mosnter hutner wilds definitely runs better than at launch

[vital marten]

that never ends

the grind never ends

[half kettle]

I3-3110m, intelhd4000gpu 16gbram ddr3

are specs badder than dis

[glass wigeon]

idk

probably not?

[viral echo]

A million of these guys turned up

[glass wigeon]

idk what type of ram i got

what ddr

[vital marten]

bot ahh name

[viral echo]

attacked me from 3 sides, fuckers

[half kettle]

Baah, is there a light at the end of the tunnel

[viral echo]

why so many of them

[plush cobalt]

Militorbillion

[vital marten]

you get more grind for your grind

its amazing

[viral echo]

14 of them came at me with shotguns

scary

how is it fair, I only have 6 people who can shoot

i never released you can take cover behind walls

hmm

[glass wigeon]

ayo

[viral echo]

that game is ass

[twin bear]

ass

[vital marten]

Been pulling too many weeds

[glass wigeon]

deep within the mines mosnters tremble

they hear a thunderous clapping from above

he approaches

[vital marten]

John Farmer

[glass wigeon]

bro

[half kettle]

Ye olden doc

[young kelp]

Ain't no oathtaker, but I'll take him

[hidden spruce]

reason why i never became a doctor

[young kelp]

I was just too lazy to become one

also ain't doctor a very wide thing

[viral echo]

😭

[vital marten]

crabs must die

[young kelp]

@neon bramble these hooded fellows are rich, wtf

its almost 3x what I was paid to do

[vital marten]

game name?

[young kelp]

Battle Brothers

[viral echo]

FUCK

the bugs are in my freezer

😭

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

i've made a huge mistake

[dire timber]

spooky bugs

[viral echo]

i forgot about the space between the doors

it's not -17

😭

so thats the only square they can spawn in

[vital marten]

I go forever without having bugs spawn wtf lmao

[viral echo]

shit

how do i fix it now

[vital marten]

You've some peculiar luck Ornstein

[viral echo]

they are in my kitchen eating all the food!!!

[vital marten]

burn it down

fuck those bugs

wall them in and burn it down

set new zone and farm backup food

as it heats up they'll try to escape but that'd be your best bet assuming gear isn't good and melee pawn to tank a doorway

[viral echo]

OH MY GOD

FUCKKKKKKKKK

I thought it could not get worse

it got worse

they all woke up

they can have the base I'm gone

[dire timber]

I should play that game again :3

[rain mango]

seeing dan scream at a piece of bread is the funniest shit ive seen all day

[viral echo]

they are fighting the bugs for me, no wait this is good

retreat

[glass wigeon]

Son loaf

[glass wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/dan-hentschel-kick-son-loaf-gif-12981317445950641633

[viral echo]

holy fucking shit that intense

all the bugs and all the pod people

how did they get out

[rain mango]

cocky want boing boing!

[onyx igloo]

You failed.

[stiff geyser]

I love that fucking meme

[rain mango]

At the beach. Where the hoes at?

Cocky want boing boing!

[stiff geyser]

Peak

[twin bear]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1020309245968785409/1390128495417495572/caption-25.gif

[viral echo]

My freezer is full of corpses

[stiff geyser]

Butcher them

[twin bear]

copyright scav industries

[hazy monolith]

https://tenor.com/view/leon-kennedy-eyeballs-looking-binoculars-resident-evil-gif-5218614413222692600

[spiral condor]

finally lego minecraft jellie

[rain mango]

got to lvl 3 aiming now i hold my gun tactically

[spiral condor]

type shit
is this b42 btw

[rain mango]

b41 actually

[spiral condor]

damn
was gonna try to find that mod i want to pet a sheep as a furry

[rain mango]

i think the anthro survivors mod & its submods are currently limited to b41

[spiral condor]

yeah they brokie rn 💔

[rain mango]

the reasoning being that the mod creator is waiting until b42 is fully finished before moving it to b42

[spiral condor]

makes sense honestly
what protogen mod is that btw that is really detailed

[onyx igloo]

when i get too bored i slowly devolve from sanity

the Michael

[rain mango]

anthro survivors - more species

its a submod

adds more species, such as sergals, protos, etc

the two most hated species of anthro

[spiral condor]

arent the primagens the hated ones

cause theyre paid

[rain mango]

im unsure

people really hate protogens and sergals for some reason

often stereotyping protogens as degenerate perverts

whereas sergals are stereotyped as turbo-racists

[spiral condor]

idk
last i remembered the protogens i know are chill af

[rain mango]

yeah idk but its a huge stereotype among the fur community

:(

[last spoke]

Iirc the issue with protogens is that they're a closed species which is like
Such a weird concept to me

[spiral condor]

thats the primagens im pretty sure

[rain mango]

at least from what ive seen on twitter

[onyx igloo]

to get this job, you need to spend Five Nights at Freddy's

[rain mango]

is this where you wanna be

[onyx igloo]

okay can i bring my Sister to the Location

[spiral condor]

ah never use twitter

[last spoke]

even still

[hazy monolith]

im pretty sure the whole thing about furries is that theyre a community built on sex positivity

[last spoke]

I've always known of protogens as the ones that eat RAM

[rain mango]

protogens are going extinct due to AI

ten trillion dollars for one stick of ram

[spiral condor]

the protogens i know are chill
one's a damn good artist

[rain mango]

quadrillion actually

quintillion

[onyx igloo]

what is sex positivity

[rain mango]

sextillion

septillion

octillion

[onyx igloo]

is it like pregnancy
sex is positive

you infact have sex

[rain mango]

quadirjrkglroajridknffuckyoulmao-illion

[spiral condor]

am i allowed to say that

[last spoke]

That's absolutely not the same thing

[spiral condor]

oh mb

my personal opinion as long as your not like committing a crime or like tetering on the edge of a crime do whatever

[twin bear]

delights added more content than 6 years of updates

[onyx igloo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1464358319627042957/1483563404458201200/attachment.gif

[last spoke]

Sex positivity is just not being a fucking dweeb about other people's preferences

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/triggerfav-kick-flesh-wound-gif-13424530

[last spoke]

I'm not gonna go too in depth since I've already gotten a week timeout once

[spiral condor]

that makes sense

[spiral condor]

@last spoke this + not being weird in public like in parks and shit

[viral echo]

wait i can put people in the pods

[onyx igloo]

i cant read my mail because im GHOULISH

https://youtu.be/2kldF7hZZ4w

https://klipy.com/gifs/i-saw-what-you-deleted-cat--k01KQKAP5VVWGRVXQSN00GTFAJK

[twin bear]

bro sent it to the wrong chat lmfao

[uncut epoch]

[vital marten]

Do they sleep

Can you power the pod and put them in cryo

[vital marten]

Zombnado

[polar kernel]

cannot believe i am willingly grinding tarkov arena

☹️

[neat moat]

running around at the speed of sound

[uncut epoch]

https://klipy.com/gifs/run-cat-running--k01KQKBNYKV2738KKV8AFBT8BYC

[vital marten]

I dont think I can grind the crabs much past level 57 strength

[uncut epoch]

lmao 😭

[vital marten]

yes

[uncut epoch]

after i get the maths down some more

the next step is making an actual tornado weather effect

[plush cobalt]

Grind this, grind that... How about you head down to the skate park and grind for real...

[neat moat]

how about you grind me

[vital marten]

No time I have to level woodcutting

[spare ingot]

is your xp bar low

[mystic wigeon]

is this supposed to be like sharknado but zombies

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/fortnite-gif-10061070920122192479

[uncut epoch]

that was literally my thoughtprocess 🤣

[vital marten]

I’m actually surprised it hasn’t been done

Why no zombnado movie

[uncut epoch]

z-nation did a zombnado episode

but no zombnado movie sadly 😔

[brazen lantern]

fun fact, this has mushroom in it

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/deep-rock-galactic-drg-mushroom-xenofungus-fungus-gif-4177130456333842175

[rain mango]

found some alice webbing

i can carry ammo now :3

[neat moat]

Im throwing you in a bathtub

[onyx igloo]

ai slop

[tall glen]

sean is aislop

[idle raven]

Who would win: triple t or homelander

[woven barn]

Rgb build

[idle raven]

Computer ahh computer😭✌️

[onyx igloo]

The Electronic Device

[young kelp]

I am gonna need a cleaver bro

[young kelp]

homelander

can't brainrot the brainless

[barren raven]

From my anecdotal experience of twenty years, I mostly saw older men feeding birds throughout my life

[tall glen]

birbs remember

[neon bramble]

wait till you get a famed kriegsmesser

[young kelp]

I got a gun

a famed one

[neon bramble]

• headshot?

[young kelp]

wait can't send pic, in battle

[neon bramble]

not sure if I wanna start a run as militia or swordmaster yet

hedge knight with swordmaster tree or 16 bros...

[young kelp]

also how good is a riposte bro without it being a fencer?

[idle raven]

Fair point

[young kelp]

only problem is that I haven't seen an oathtaker that has crossbow mastery yet

[young kelp]

also was planning to make a lone wolf riposte with this guy, just send him to the sides and deal with problems there

[vital marten]

One hour left to lvl 58

So close to level 60 I can almost see it

A few more days

[neon bramble]

very good

if you can reach 70Mdef+

[barren raven]

Level 99 runecraft

[vital marten]

Haven’t even level 2 😭

[barren raven]

It's my favourite thing about the game ironically enough

[vital marten]

I think cooking sounds like fun to level

I got it to 12 though and stopped so maybe not

[barren raven]

I love all the different dimensions for the runes

[glass wigeon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/670766563854647387/1487621570506653716/fast.gif

[young kelp]

damn that needs a star in init then

2-3 star in Init, Matk, and Mdef

no wait how much does reach give

[neon bramble]

nah a bg with decent in score is good enough

+10/13 good enough w skirmisher

[neon bramble]

depends on reach difference but 1h sword is likely to be outranged

so you really need shield mastery

[young kelp]

there is a 2h sword with access to riposte

[neon bramble]

you are not reach stacking in a riposte bot

yes

longsword and kriegsmesser

those are also 4 AP to swing base, also duelist access

longsword duelist wrecks face

[young kelp]

if I get longsword I won't need the shield master right?

[young kelp]

Would this be good then? Circles for maybe

[neon bramble]

lone wolf without underdog is iffy

is this a hedge knight?

formidable approach if he has the huge trait

def take back to basics late

[young kelp]

ye

[waxen rune]

Project workoid

[neon bramble]

tough/vigorous hedge bro?

[young kelp]

doesn't have it

tough + optimist

[waxen rune]

What would you do in a housing crisis?

[neon bramble]

shared trees I mean

[young kelp]

'

[neon bramble]

he's probably fine but I recommend the hedge knight reforged mod I sent

I think hedge knight kinda overpriced when paladin bros are better rounded

think man of steel isn't very good

[young kelp]

seems to reduce armor ignoring damage by 10% of the armor's current HP

which depending on the weapons and if it connects

[neon bramble]

could use as a vet perk

[young kelp]

could reach to 0 in a few turns

[neon bramble]

but I think proactive perks are better uses of your perk points

reforged is very offensively oriented

and we have fur padding

[young kelp]

would the hedge knight mod work in an active save tho?

[neon bramble]

won't change existing hedge knights

again he's perfectly fine

the mod just makes future hedge bros much more consistently good

[young kelp]

[young kelp]

still if no underdog and huge trait, what other perks should I pick up?

[quasi slate]

fortnite casually dropping the 350z and robbing 26 euros from me even though i dont play the game

[young kelp]

also how does weapon master work?

Equipping a weapon grants temporary perks but how temporary and what does it mean by equipping? Mid-combat or out of combat

[neon bramble]

any time you equip a weapon

[neon bramble]

Killing Frenzy, Crippling strikes

[young kelp]

damn, tried it out and I need a potion

my guy has 2 wasted perks

[neon bramble]

wuh which one

[young kelp]

hammer and axe mastery

[neon bramble]

mastery itself?

[young kelp]

pretty much

[neon bramble]

taking multiple t3 perks is fine assuming it's a halberd

[young kelp]

yea but I only unlock 2 things from it

I gave him a spear and got all the spear perks

[mossy tulip]

[neon bramble]

unfortunate

would have been a killer halberdier

[young kelp]

can the potion be sold?
Or found

[neon bramble]

no

you get it from the kraken

[young kelp]

cause I have no seen the stone pillars yet

[neon bramble]

[young kelp]

gonna be a while to fix this guy then

[neon bramble]

there is a way of black magic

some would consider cheating

save editing lmao

[young kelp]

I cannot, mostly cause I don't know how lmao

[neon bramble]

do you want to stay ignorant

[young kelp]

but once I touch the cheats, there's no going back, for each cheat I do, I cheat more and more

[neon bramble]

some people have no self control lmao so I get it

I usually just do it to test builds out

spam level up to 11 and mirror battle

the respec potion is so dire because gifted exists

you keep your stats and can pick it up again

[young kelp]

wait so its possible to just make a super bro with enough rng?

through massive stat pool?

[neon bramble]

if you can keep killing the kraken, sure

[young kelp]

milo is a menace, been in the center of the whole fight

only took armor damage from bows

[half kettle]

What a dodger

[untold reef]

(oops wrong channel)

[quasi slate]

the only star wars i liked

this looks so good

nfsu2 vibes

[barren raven]

Even more bs seeing it for the second time

How did they not get hit

[quasi slate]

idk how i feel about the new changes to stw's lobby

[oblique stream]

looks like fortnite

[idle raven]

Is it not?

Im ngl if it’s not, then they just copied the ui or something

[mossy tapir]

that's defo fortnite

oh wait stw might be save the world

which is a fortnite mod

e

so yeah its fortnite

[toxic hawk]

God decided

[barren raven]

Niech się dzieje wola nieba, z nią zawsze zgodzić się trzeba

[karmic jetty]

no habla whatever the fish

[thick zealot]

it's Polish

you can tell by the z just standing by itself doing nothing

[karmic jetty]

if its polish why isnt it shining

[thick zealot]

well, shoe polish are usually quite viscous

[karmic jetty]

arushor

[quasi slate]

this might be the best 25 euro ever

[karmic jetty]

25 euros

couldve bought some hotwheels

[quasi slate]

im ahead of u

[karmic jetty]

[young kelp]

Milo just casually walking over enemy zones lmao

[velvet scroll]

Anyony been playing s&box?

[icy vigil]

Nothing ever happens

[young kelp]

tf are you guys doing in the desert??

[barren raven]

Are You also getting spammed with S&Box videos in Your recommendations?

[loud pumice]

Who's this Dylan?

[velvet scroll]

I'm loving it

Dark RP back on the menu

[hollow grove]

the dead insect entombed in a 1/700 model of the bootleg soviet battleship from aliexpress

[velvet scroll]

https://giphy.com/gifs/wtf-evil-hamster-M4trH1uta8OPu

[barren raven]

The last time I partook in that, I was 11

https://tenor.com/view/old-man-walker-gif-4456070846517955697

[velvet scroll]

It ain't changed much tbh, still the same vibe

[hollow grove]

if dark rp is back on the menu

[barren raven]

If that's true, I don't want to RP on East EU servers

[hollow grove]

how about we bring back stickmen violence and madness combat

where is my goat TheBigWhiteGun

[barren raven]

implying that Madness Combat left

[velvet scroll]

Already watching Yogscast again 🥹

[hollow grove]

krinkels was like

[hazy monolith]

yall remember albert wesker from yakuza 3

[hollow grove]

2007 2008 ish

right

or am i showing my age

[barren raven]

I'm older than You and, therefore, with more authority

[velvet scroll]

Na, he made a bunch of stick figure fight vids

I think it was big back then for youtube

[hazy monolith]

"because i said so" has become my most hated phrase in existence

lets teach our kids that instead of reasoning we just say the same thing over and over because we have authority and dont need to explain our reasons