#general_chat
bronze moat
twin bear
where is the humanlike body
karmic jetty
arent dinos part of scalies
half kettle
they must be pretty good
writhing noodles
bronze moat
where is the humanlike body
Not all furries are anthromorphic.
But a common trait is “I want to be a <insert animal>”.
Simplest terms: Cute girl wishes she was a cat. Cute girl is a furry.
A guy wants to be a t-rex? Guy is a furry.
twin bear
🙏 next thing u know im a furry i need to know more about myself
twin bear
Not all furries are anthromorphic.
But a common trait is “I want to be a <inser...
so the desire to be reincarnated
makes me a furry
uncut apex
Hello furry chat
twin bear
imma be honest i dont get that logic arent humans animals
so all humans are furries by that logic
what if i wanted to be a demon
uncut epoch
so all humans are furries by that logic
half kettle
Still furry
twin bear
trunk monkey activate
uncut epoch
trunk monkey activate
half kettle
Even cthulu is furry
twin bear
https://tenor.com/view/bruh-moment-release-the-trunk-monkey-chase-gif-17936814
i remember seeing that ad on tv lmao
bronze moat
so all humans are furries by that logic
To a certain extent yes. That was my original statement.
uncut apex
I’m almost surprised I’m not a furry. The venn diagram of my traits and furry traits are basically a circle
twin bear
what if i ripped the skin off of a person and wore it
is that a fursuit
because if so i keep collecting fursuits
bronze moat
trunk monkey zomboid mod when?
When someone pays me $200 to make it.
Reskin racoons. Make them monkeys. Open trunk, spawn 10 monkeys
uncut epoch
i’d make that rn but already got 4 mod projects in dev lmao 😭
karmic jetty
it might be time...
bronze moat
i’d make that rn but already got 4 mod projects in dev lmao 😭
I have had to force myself NOT to make mods for PZ
I only made my roxy voice mod, and it’s personal use only
karmic jetty
ive decided many years ago that i will never make mods for pz
shrimply bcs its not nexus
and i like my free sht
collect my download points
uncut epoch
also modding in unstable is… well lol 
bronze moat
I have OG nexus account so is free all the time ❤️
uncut epoch
i may be crazy for java modding it 
karmic jetty
i currently have a few months of free premium on nexus bcs they kinda generous with it ong
bronze moat
i may be crazy for java modding it <:hottake:1457554722188693624>
Nah. Java and lua are close enough to each other
bronze moat
i currently have a few months of free premium on nexus bcs they kinda generous w...
If you need mods that were pulled from Nexus, I know a guy
uncut epoch
class edits more or less. tends to break with nearly every update lol 😆
i’m working on one which lets non-zomboid models ++ anims work in game
bronze moat
class edits more or less. tends to break with nearly every update lol 😆
Talk with TwistOfFate. Lots of mods can be made version independent with a few tweaks.
So they DON’T break from even extreme updates
karmic jetty
its a matter of time before ai slop replacement
tung tung sahur on zomboid that kinda stuff
uncut epoch
tung tung sahur on zomboid that kinda stuff
lowkey
bronze moat
Yeah. Ai slop mods are already popping up.
bronze moat
Litetally “hey grok, make me a mod for project zomboid using .lua language, that lets me spawn trunk monkeys”
bronze moat
add frederick fazbearington into pz
HE WAS IN MY B41 SERVER FOR 4 YEARS
uncut epoch
add frederick fazbearington into pz
karmic jetty
karmic jetty
oh cholera czy to freddy fazbear
bronze moat
@karmic jetty this is why you needed to play roxys server.
Fazbear pizza is north of Rosewood
karmic jetty
nah i only play serious rp serbers
bronze moat
Lol. I am goofy. My server WAS serious RP
Players cannot join without filling out a character sheet first
karmic jetty
the norm
bronze moat
Roxy is crazy, hence all the cute stuff.
Abby killed like 3 players for breaking rules. She’s ruthless to protect Roxy and the other survivors.
Very much RP
bronze moat
the norm
Here’s abby sitting with a bitten character. We walked around all day eating ice cream and frozen burritos, waiting for the end.
Lots of pain killers then Abby sat with her and let her play guitar until she died
tall glen
hellow friends
icy vigil
peanits
half kettle
Peanuts?
icy vigil
PEANITS
half kettle
OK
karmic jetty
is time to try skyrim rp
gulp
oh my glob the queue
i shouldve joined earlier
67/90
half kettle
no..
thin wedge
rain mango
are these settings realistic
getting back into pz
trying to resist the urge to play with a 28 days later preset
bronze moat
bronze moat
trying to resist the urge to play with a 28 days later preset
“Realistic”? In PZ?!?!
crude wolf
are these settings realistic
depends when you want to set it
rain mango
holy fuck its dave blunts
rain mango
crude wolf
depends when you want to set it
if you want to do day one police, news, military and samaritans up to varying higher like common
rain mango
I CANNOT FULFILL THIS REQUEST🔥🔥
viral echo
I fucking hate malaria
crude wolf
Hello dave. i am also dave
hello
viral echo
i burned through so much medicine it's not funny
😑
i thought he was gonna die
crude wolf
bro developed an immunity to malaria
crude wolf
what does this mean
bronze moat
i thought he was gonna die
I’m immune to Iocaine Powder
bronze moat
what does this mean
That’s roxy saying hello. She’s the cutest PZ survivor ever to exist
hidden spruce
hidden spruce
bronze moat
Someone say crunchwrap?
viral echo
Someone say crunchwrap?
is that your cats?
young kelp
a few small wounds, no injuries somehow
icy axle
at the very least im glad zomboid has the community zomboid does
and the good devs
from being part of the tarkov community for years. zomboid is worlds better
young kelp
restive furnace
subterranean chat
bronze moat
is that your cats?
My spiffos! These are this years babies. So generation 4
viral echo
meow
junior vale
i wish this bug was real
idle raven
Are we all achieving thetan level 8 in the ranks of the church of Scientology
rain mango
steam try not to win again challenge
twin bear
from being part of the tarkov community for years. zomboid is worlds better
tarkov community mentioned
icy axle
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExeTV3dnZlb2djaXhoNDd1am44eGU2a3...
yeah im in the middle of doing some legal stuff against bsg
just the community is. not the best tbh
young kelp
Got my hands on a Zweihander and also got 1 piece of each of this beast's loot table
young kelp
im literally talking to myself
how the chat looks when you play with friends with VC on, but you ain't got a mic
bronze moat
steam try not to win again challenge
DO NOTHING
WIN
Steam
rain mango
how the chat looks when you play with friends with VC on, but you ain't got a mi...
your character auto speaks with pre-scripted lines in certain situations
so you dont get caught up larping and fighting zeds
and then get killed cuz you were too busy larping
young kelp
rain mango
it causes like thousands of errors because its intended for build 40 and not build 41
but it works just fine and just the same
and causes no real issue
other than the risk of a corrupted save..
😬
bronze moat
it causes like thousands of errors because its intended for build 40 and not bui...
I think it got pulled from the workshop too. Not for sure tho
Roxy’s voice chat:
rain mango
young kelp
rain mango
ive always loved that image
glass wigeon
fat demon cat is in the basement
hardy muralBOT
You are rank #313 at level 20 with 18,167 experience. (1,933 left for the next level)
[ ] 0%
young kelp
quiet siren
POV: Level 10 short blade
young kelp
POV: Level 10 short blade
conga strat!
bronze moat
bronze moat
https://tenor.com/view/nine-sols-ninesols-heng-heng-ninesols-but-heres-the-yappe...
I’m more yapper 😉
Wait…
hardy muralBOT
idle raven
Ay big dawg when’s veteran role granted
hardy muralBOT
hollow grove
there soon enough
idle raven
https://tenor.com/view/dance-dance-to-pay-respect-pay-respect-le-respect-dog-gif-6824164418966307089
hollow grove
might as well start by talking about my obsession for the past two weeks
my island's first marriage is pretty much in the bag
but im still only at like 24 out of 70 miis
idle raven
That’s cool dude!
young kelp
You beat me!
bronze moat
my island's first marriage is pretty much in the bag
Wii U sims? Those still exist?!?’
hollow grove
yep
tomodachi life living the dream dropped about two-three weeks ago
already dumped and playable on an emulator
hollow grove
i have some criticisms about it so far but overall i really like it
glaringly: theres no concert hall like there was on the 3DS game
quiet siren
quiet siren
This is while I was out of breath irl from rampaging for like 30 minutes straight and going through like 8 weapons too 😭
Man, Saints and Sinners is a blast
bronze moat
already dumped and playable on an emulator
My wii-U is modded with every game ever made for the Wii and Wii U on it.
I may do this just to have a sim running 24/7
rain mango
rain mango
BRO IS JOHN ZOMBIE
john grimes
bronze moat
onyx igloo
the best games have an anonymous player
so peak playing as nothing because that means you could be anything
bronze moat
The best game on the planet cost $1000 to sign up for to play. And the game creator tells you that it’s the best game in the world and in order to prove it? Spend the $1000 to login and play it for yourself.
tall glen
they’re making the residents evil!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJPu1spHqfk
the worse hospitals
resident nurses evil
bronze moat
resident nurses evil
They’re hot though
tall glen
resident nurses evil, is a different horror game series
bronze moat
Although silent Hill nurses are the best
onyx igloo
The best game on the planet cost $1000 to sign up for to play. And the game crea...
No money.
bronze moat
Silent, ill, nurse girlfriend
onyx igloo
finance answers before the mouth has a chance to speak
bronze moat
No money.
I was being silly anyway. But that’s literally what a video game CEO/company had stated online recently.
His entire video game is a scam to the point where in order to prove it’s not a scam? Pay him $1000 to play the game to learn it yourself.
bronze moat
Exactly. The stories way too detailed to get into and chat, but members of his dev team went public a couple weeks ago about how they went unpaid for up to six months at a time. Millions and millions of dollars of unpaid payroll.
onyx igloo
so whens the next revolt
also its near impossible to get hired as a minor
also i would get paid less
stupid ass government
atleast ill get full pay in a month after i acquire my drivers license
bronze moat
remember. You are only paid enough to not riot.
You are paid just one dollar above the amount of money that will otherwise caused you to riot.
You are never paid what you are worth and you were never paid what you deserve. You are only paid just enough money so you do not riot
bronze moat
Real world application of this? Look at Pepsi People are not willing to spend the seven dollars for a bag of Doritos. But they will pay $6.50.
People won’t pay two dollars for a can of Campbell’s chicken soup. But they will pay $1.25.
People will accept 10% above minimum wage, but they will not accept 10% below minimum wage
So you give them what they are willing to accept and you give them nothing more. Economics 101.
bronze moat
Same reasoning behind something like ads. The reason why ads exist on Disney+ and YouTube is because people accept it.
bronze moat
eugh
Oh, 100% it’s gross. But that’s the dehumanizing nature of making money. When a company grosses over $9 billion in a single year and then they sell fire 50% of their employees? Something is very clearly wrong with the system.
onyx igloo
Now you could get more loyal employees by treating them to a gopd wage and like a human
But companies dont?
bronze moat
adblocker my beloved
You spend money on an ad blocker. And then the ad blocker send some of that money to YouTube so they whitelist ads. Every single ad blocker gets paid by both Google and YouTube to not block ads. Except for one which is open source.
onyx igloo
my adblocker is free tho
bronze moat
my adblocker is free tho
Good
onyx igloo
i havent paid jack or shit to them, they can take the data as long as they keep those stupid ads out of my face
bronze moat
Oh! Catch this:
hulet packard now requires a SUBSCRIPTION to use your printer.
You can’t print out a resume without paying for Microsoft office (a subscription) and a printer (you paid for it and paid for the paper and ink), and now you have to pay to print.
A girl is going viral for showing how brand new, out of the box, printing her resume cost her $29.99 to do on her new windows PC and printer….
onyx igloo
at some point people are just gonna buy a buncha printers from the 80s-90s
young kelp
Oh! Catch this:
hulet packard now requires a **SUBSCRIPTION** to use your prin...
this is why basic printers rule
why tf do I need the internet to print paper
quiet siren
Added in the music I was listening to during this lol
tall glen
killing zombies irl, would not be difficult
quiet siren
It would definitely be a lot harder with a knife than movies and games like to portray, good luck stabbing through a round and very tough bone
Ig temple stabs would be doable, or the jaw stab like zomboid has if you have a big enough knife
vital marten
Mud pan
bronze moat
why tf do I need the internet to print paper
Cause people said okay to paying $29.99 a month for wifi enabled doorbells
vital marten
I mean it’s kinda bowl shaped
quiet siren
The skull stays relatively tough for a long time after death iirc
vital marten
Cause people said okay to paying $29.99 a month for wifi enabled doorbells
Easier than wiring a whole system in short term
quiet siren
And even if it gets weaker from rot, it's round, could deflect stuff a bit easier than something like the torso
vital marten
Easier than wiring a whole system in short term
Speaking of Someone paid me $200 to install wireless WiFi enabled doorbell and cameras before lmfao
I tried to do it for free but she insisted she pay me something, “never work for free” or something like that
young kelp
if someone is willing to pay you
just take the cash
there is no pride in this times
even breathing is expensive
vital marten
It feels wrong to ask cash for an install that takes 2 minutes of my time when I’m already there being paid hourly for other work
It’s almost double pay
That said, I enjoyed the extra dollars
bronze moat
Easier than wiring a whole system in short term
TOTAL cost for Amazon to run, monitor, etc. all the 18 MILLION ring doorbells currently in service in America?
About $280,000 a year for all parts, labor, overhead, staff (it’s 2 people. LITERALLY. Down from 1,300 employees in 2018, to just programmers (who work entire divisions, not just “ring” and 2 dudes in the office that maintain the servers).
$280,000 a year to maintain the entire thing. Net profits in 2025? Not public, but estimated to be 5% of their $77 billion in the division. Or: $3.8 billion.
Not bad for a quarter million in overhead
vital marten
I’m sure they profit well lol
I’ve got like 3 cams, and the sensors and base station for ring, mainly for when we go outta town but it gets use every other day pretty much
tall glen
dave I need a time machine
bronze moat
When I was told by nintendo CEO Reggie that the TOTAL cost for nintendo to push out a digital copy of a game was 25 CENTS?!?!
Yeah. That happened. Chatted with him briefly at my desk when I worked there. He was known for walking around and talking to all employees.
That is TOTAL cost. All labor. Everything. It costs them 25 cents to make a digital copy of something like zelda breath of the wild for the switch and switch 2
vital marten
That 25 cents cost is probably just the time it takes
bronze moat
dave I need a time machine
Put a pillow case over head. Close your eyes. Count to 10.
Take it off.
You have now traveled 10 seconds into the future
vital marten
Put a pillow case over head. Close your eyes. Count to 10.
Take it off.
You ...
I need to try this but 2 weeks and end up in Paris when I take it off
bronze moat
That 25 cents cost is probably just the time it takes
No sir. TOTAL cost. Everything. I was former employee that would be considered “middle management”.
vital marten
What is there to pay
bronze moat
What is there to pay
A guy making 20% above minimum wage generates the download codes then unlocks them from the in-house servers.
Then a member of IT authorizes the downloads. He is also paid 20% above minimum wage
rain mango
vital marten
bronze moat
IE 2 guys who are paid $22 an hour. But they are limited to work 8 months a year
vital marten
Limited why
bronze moat
Limited why
Fun fact about that company: all the guys who worked jobs for say, game counciling? Customer service etc.?
You work 8 months. Then get tax payer funded un-employment for 4 months of the year.
It allows the company to never pay benefits, any form of medical coverage, etc. etc.
1/2 of the entire company HQ is filled with staff that work on contract, no benefits, only 8 months out of the year and the rest of the time they are literally unemployed until their next contract comes up 4 months later.
Literally insider info 😉
That alone saves the company $9+ million in wages per year for the call center they operate. Just the call center = $9+ million a year in saved labor
rain mango
idk what this is about but i saw the word company
and i hate companies
so im just gonna say fuck rich ppl
vital marten
I would say no benefits isn’t that crazy but then again the company in question could definitely have benefits without major profit loss
Interesting though
lyric galleon
Oh! Catch this:
hulet packard now requires a **SUBSCRIPTION** to use your prin...
what the fuck
hidden spruce
imagine spirinters
rain mango
lowkey wanna see zombies with ambush predation
they'll pretend to be dead then ambush and awaken when a survivor is nearby
or waiting in dark areas
bronze moat
what the fuck
I mean.... Phone cases now have smart features that require an app to use. So People are paying $$ to get apps on their phone case. Cause why use your PHONE for the app when it can be on your PHONE CASE?!?!
People are dum
tall glen
my phone Flips dave
lyric galleon
sly ruin
@rain mango the fact I have the same mod
tall glen
https://tenor.com/view/joker-its-a-funny-world-we-love-in-we-live-in-a-society-g...
rare video of Pookie
rain mango
<@456226577798135808> the fact I have the same mod
what mod
tall glen
I accidently downloaded all the molds instead of mods
sly ruin
The furry survivors
I use fennec
And I don't play anymore
Cuz no one wanna play with me
And when they do they talk shit that it's furries
rain mango
rain mango
And when they do they talk shit that it's furries
ugh that pmo
i love furries idk why other losers dont
bronze moat
Roxy found a basement!
rain mango
I'm just b41
samezies
tall glen
I'd sleep naked on that rug
sly ruin
Eugh.....
bronze moat
I'd sleep naked on that rug
Roxys 42.17 server is up and running. Just lotta resets/wipes cause unstable updates.
u always have open invite
bronze moat
I absolutely hate my life right now... THIS FUCKING BUG!
My friend….
Do this (I watched the vid and you did NOT do this. So do this and nothing else).
1- Click SAVE before you click “accept”.
2- Do NOT EVER CLICK AUTO SORT. Don’t do it. Don’t.
3- Click “accept”.
4- fully exit the game. Reboot it.
5- go back into the mods tab.
6- click “load order”. Do NOT click auto sort. Don’t do it.
7- manually drag your mods into proper load order.
8- click accept.
BONUS: Delete useful barrels. REINSTALL it. You have the busted version active which you should not be using for any reason
bronze moat
I gotta pause the game every 10 minutes
I’m crazy unfocused too. So roxy hits while I go grab microwave tacos
bronze moat
I absolutely hate my life right now... THIS FUCKING BUG!
Also….
Yo are using both 42.15 alongside 42.16 and 42.17 mods.
That breaks your game. 100%. Not kidding. 42.15 is not compatible with anything 42.16 and higher. They do not mix EXCEPT for a few mods and mod types.
Textures are okay. MOST items/clothings mods are okay.
But your mod list in that video is 100% not workable.
I can help U if you need it
tall glen
the sequel to Idiocracy
bronze moat
BEST brain implant game ever made.
Legit. Really good game even today.
Game made me trip like I took LSD on my first playthrough .it was that good.
But I forced myself to play it like I played MYST back in the day, so I didn’t skip a single thing, clue or context about the game world.
Now I wanna play it….
tall glen
I dont know what this game is
barren raven
bronze moat
I dont know what this game is
Called cradle.
Indie game that broke a lot of really cool features when it came out.
Lots of brain bending thoughts if you are a cerebral gamer at all
Reincarnation, time travel, providence, all that.
The dev team won awards for the design of a cyberpunk eagle in the game
young kelp
this boss was really fun to no hit
feels similar to Sisters of battle
another boss with a similar gimmick having to fight multiple enemies
bronze moat
Sorry a hawk. This guy. At the time considered one of the most realistic birds ever in a video game.
Inner eyelids blink and all that. Game is REALLY good
Like indie games like old school MYST? 100% worth it
barren raven
Sounds like it's all over the place
tall glen
I had to watch a politcal advertisemnt for the Cali governor race, not worth the click
evening ruined
discord needs adblock
bronze moat
I had to watch a politcal advertisemnt for the Cali governor race, not worth the...
Well I just redownloaded it. Have not played it in several years.
May start it tomorrow. 8-10 hour game if you play slow
bronze moat
I had to watch a politcal advertisemnt for the Cali governor race, not worth the...
Summary:
cyberpunk world. Dying out. 99% of the population is gone. Everyone else is uploading brains into robot bodies.
You are alone in Mongolia living in a yurt. You have a robot girl on your shelf.
You are the “chosen one”, by providence, who gets a message from the past/future timey whimey about how to save humanity from extinction.
bronze moat
May start tomorrow? It's already May here!
That was not punny….
tall glen
this upcoming game looks cool
ie the Sun is a deadly lazer/game
you maintain the giant robot as it moves through the wasteland, have to stay in its shade or die
I mean not immediately
bronze moat
I mean not immediately
Got ad for raid shadow legends……
young kelp
https://youtu.be/heo-cGNKwUc
just as the sun heats up the robot
so is the game heating up my device
bronze moat
https://youtu.be/Hm5vAPl56jY NEW STEVE
I ATE THESE!!!
like… a LOT.
Really popular in my boy scout troop cause someones dad took us to the PX all the time at fort lewis and we’d buy em up by the wheelbarrel
tall glen
they are decent for camping
nowadays you can throw together your own
all the stuff is available in stores
bronze moat
Yeah that was also in the 90’s. But packaging is the same
tall glen
like the tuna packs
bronze moat
Something like $2 for the full MRE back then
tall glen
they are stupid expensive nowadays
bronze moat
Peach cobbler MRE’s are soooo good.
Legit eat one now if I had one
tall glen
I am learning from luke from outdoor boys for proper camping cooking
if you gonna rough it, dont rough it on food
bronze moat
Food is life
Ever watch that competition where people survive ALONE in places like the Yukon for as long as possible? Like the guy who survived of a canadian moose for 9 months to win $20 grande?
One season, a dude shot a squirrel. He had a mental breakdown a few days later cause he killed his only friend in the wilderness and called in the choppers to pick him up, losing the competition
barren raven
That was not punny….
I'm not punny, I'm strong
bronze moat
a full moose is worth a lot of money
Classic Survivorman is good too. Learned from him all the cool shit you can do with cat-tails.
Like REALLY good insulation
It works exactly like fiberglass insulation. But made by nature
tall glen
https://youtu.be/bwwwpR9DSiI If I lived next to a buckees
survivormans mistake was
accuracy
he mentally broke himself cause surviving like that is traumatic
and not somthing you can maintain
bronze moat
Diners drive in and dives was a fun show.
I ate everywhere featured on that show for seattle places. Like Beths cafe
bronze moat
tall glen
bronze moat
I’ve eaten EVERY place he has in my town
Yeee love the show
I need a miner burger soon.
Celebrate my mom
tall glen
https://youtu.be/SeXBJXgoloU
they got the diner food and atmosphere down pat, and are only open 6 am to 2 pm
bronze moat
Sooo many diners in/around seattle. Major food city
We got a taco place you can get booze at the DRIVE IN
Only illegal if you open you beer in the car.
barren raven
We got a taco place you can get booze at the DRIVE IN
bronze moat
https://tenor.com/view/klaus-this-will-end-poorly-klauswillendpoorlu-gif-2510772...
nah. been around for years. During the protests that were all over the news for like 6 months? It was a gathering spot for medics and other folk cause it's across from the park.
famous place.
but I must go. I am Luna Snow... like the moon I am made of cheese
rain mango
tall glen
lol I read femas emergency plans for northern cali in case of tsunami
airdrop water and mre's to the few that survive
thats basically it
theres places where theres only one road to get out of the danger zone,
and it will clog fast
rain mango
i ❤️ hordes swarming my rural home out of nowhere
dispatched em all with a shotgun but wtf
game just threw random bullshit at me and called it a challenge
since i was fully barricaded and well stocked
the horde did very little other than tear a board or two off some windows and destroy my garage door
all of that just so i could get a frying pan to cook
solemn quartz
toxic hawk
dispatched em all with a shotgun but wtf
Thats called peak zomboid
barren raven
How is a protogen drinking
rain mango
i decided to leave cuz im eepy
didnt get to 1 million errors :(
i got 800k
and its somehow not corrupted
im disabling the mod because i am too invested in this run
theres gotta be a way to get to 1 billion errors
young kelp
@neon bramble is this good? Bar said someplace got a named so went to look for it and found this, whats the stat range for named items in reforge?
rain mango
this baja blast tastes like fucking medicine
young kelp
everything that isn't named normal will taste like medicine
I once had a drink called Thai milktea
and for some reason it tasted like how my dentist's station smells like
barren raven
My mum just dropped off some food for me and she gave me a bottle of supplements that after a closer look expired two months ago
They're not unopened either
quasi slate
mfs releasing a sequel so they can stop pumping free updates to 1st game
neon bramble
<@445160918158934022> is this good? Bar said someplace got a named so went to lo...
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1wEC4dwwHwStwMFcYDN5xDkaCJiOBZf43kf-_gGHMZOY/edit?gid=1955471680#gid=1955471680
the google doc is your friend
anyway to answer your question
high damage and low fatigue roll
any 2h weapon that deals up to 100 damage alone is really good
it's a 2 reach 2h weapon with the damage of a 1 reach 2h weapon
2h mace is up to 90 yea?
check the impale skill it might modify the attack more
quasi slate
young kelp
speaking of, which lvl 11 perk do I get? Decisive seems good with its effects, but takes a bit of time before it takes effect
Finesse is constant -20% fat build up tho
hidden spruce
I sneezed hard that it felt like my brain exploded on impact
half kettle
bless you
neon bramble
speaking of, which lvl 11 perk do I get? Decisive seems good with its effects, b...
decisive is strong but the issue is it limits your flexibility
it also somewhat makes up for the GS lack of armor pen
with the flat damage buff
you can take finesse later imo
young kelp
neon bramble
show kills btw
young kelp
how
neon bramble
mouse over the guy in the roster
young kelp
I don't know how to show it, but guaranteed Milo's been on a killingspree
neon bramble
in that screen hold the mouse over him
neon bramble
how is his fat expenditure
young kelp
oh like in round 2 if I spam his cleave lmao
neon bramble
young kelp
in 2 rounds rather
banner dude gives +3 Ap
so it allows me to use it twice and up to 4 times total before needing to rest
neon bramble
I have my banner buff my throwers fire rate
he dumps two bags in under 3 turns
I need more famed javelins
- headshot and +accuracy got me 🫦
young kelp
also, the devil heard my wishes, no idea what it wants in exchange
I have a bro that can use the named item
neon bramble
yoooo
neon bramble
halberdier...
he dosen't get leverage (+headshot) but no big loss
oh wait
I'm fuckin blind
placid helm
yo who wanna hop on pz rn
young kelp
current level up gives +5
placid helm
quick game
neon bramble
young kelp
half kettle
quick game
!lfg
marble shadowBOT
!lfg
Read this to unlock posting in LFG:
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half kettle
neon bramble
crippling strike + tier 3 axe means the axe skill is basically guaranteed to land an injury
and you get to do it twice
young kelp
3 times if next to banner bro
young kelp
high base stats too
neon bramble
maybe give him dodge with a few ini level ups
young kelp
young kelp
except for Rdef, so far all the oathtakers I found are at negative levels
neon bramble
taking cover is against their oaths I guess
young kelp
maybe nimble?
halberds have a reach of 2 right? Probably better to nimble then no? So that the extra fat can be used to cull enemies faster
neon bramble
yes
also
nimble is quite nice in reforged with good nimble fameds
try to get his ass a zweihander helmet
young kelp
oh yea the mod that upgrades these guys, does it have upgrades to every one or only the ones listed down in the mod page?
neon bramble
fight density too
young kelp
neon bramble
I pissed off 2 houses already
lmao fair
rain mango
i dont think ive ever drank a worse baja blast
this tastes like cough syrup holy fuck
neon bramble
your odds aint doing well with only 3 bros in noble war
I find it grinds the player company down hard since your side does not get the upgraded roster
young kelp
can always just choose jobs in the war that clears the road
the one that rewards based on heads
for some reason also counts everything else that isn't part of the war
attacking settlements tho probably not a good idea
also will gonna be getting more bros later on, money is tight at the moment
wtf???
Aren't these guys northern hostiles?
north is way overthere
rain mango
who tf just tosses a badminton racket out into a field
karmic jetty
we steal 
thick zealot
what the hell
finite frost
roblox cant moderate for fuck
Holy gooner material batman 
rare dew
When I have kids they won't know what life with unlimited internet access is. Best way to keep your kids safe on the internet is to get them off the internet
rain mango
kids in this economy
like rich people would ever let you have any without making you pay for every single second
karmic jetty
monthly sub for ur kid
barren raven
roblox cant moderate for fuck
All that AI moderation and I can't chat btw 
half kettle
gun experts what pistol is she holding
@harsh vault isnt that an m1911
young kelp
roblox cant moderate for fuck
moderate what?
the goons?
thats their main source of income!
caravans are weird
this thing is guarded by 4 practically naked dudes
thats 1k minimum profit
and yet the last 9 people caravan I raided barely reached 1k
glass wigeon
sacred schooner
https://youtu.be/w-MOPg3_NAI
glass wigeon
This video is actually killing me
weak quartz
ahoy there y'all
young kelp
my body is finally feeling the need
the need for sleep
I've only had roughly an hour of it
but first
more brotherhood
lyric galleon
eep
young kelp
I am now famous enough to talk to nobles
how tf is this mission worth almost 700 crowns
hazy monolith
https://youtu.be/w-MOPg3_NAI
i hate the serious version of these videos
the criminal moves his finger and you get a 10 minute explanation of why that means he killed ten people on april 16th
hollow grove
arent they completely made up bs half the time
harsh vault
looks to be an M1911A1
its a regular M1911, doesnt have the modern parts to it
hazy monolith
"Tarkov is the most realistic shooter out there"
the humble boss without a helmet that tanks one bullet through this brain:
hazy monolith
ive literally gotten more help in tarkov from someone who cant even play the game than the people who said they would play pve with me
😭
novel fern
i hate the serious version of these videos
some of them are total bullshit too
harsh vault
ive literally gotten more help in tarkov from someone who cant even play the gam...
damn, thats a pretty good sherpa if they can help without playing the game
toxic hawk
sacred schooner
that guy on the cannon had plot armor
sacred schooner
harsh vault
oh
twin bear
made more progress in the past three days than they have since starting
but im rly just giving them tips on getting gear and what to sell/sacrifice
harsh vault
nice
twin bear
game knowledge does more than direct assistance in eft
dapper night
This chat really is subterranean huh
harsh vault
game knowledge does more than direct assistance in eft
ya
soon i can play tarkov again
but for now im playing another story game
quasi slate
twin bear
but for now im playing another story game
visual novel type shit
harsh vault
visual novel type shit
no no
im playing spec ops the line
i dont play visual novels, unless its very well made
quasi slate
mfw you run out of milk so you add a scoop of plombir ice cream to your coffee
harsh vault
mfw you run out of milk so you add a scoop of plombir ice cream to your coffee
icecream float but with a coffee doesnt sound half bad for a cutesy way of making a frappuccino for summer
god i love iced coffee and frappuccinos
harsh vault
im not from the us of a
quasi slate
america same thing
quasi slate
canada is in america
harsh vault
yes but same as like south america
the states are totally its own category when it comes to food
quasi slate
ur north american
harsh vault
:c
quasi slate
Lol
harsh vault
canada follows the same health rules as the british, since we still use their law in some order
quasi slate
sorry i know how it must feel for u getting called american as a canadian
harsh vault
yes
especially since americans hate us for some reason half the time
which isnt cool
quasi slate
we feel the same way when we are called slavs or russians when we want nothing to do with them
harsh vault
wait you arent korean?
quasi slate
wtf....
harsh vault
where are you from then?
quasi slate
im northeastern european
harsh vault
latvian?
quasi slate
no
harsh vault
estonian?
quasi slate
no
harsh vault
too north
quasi slate
go down
harsh vault
belarussian?
quasi slate
ew no
harsh vault
ukranian??
quasi slate
thats not even northeastern anymore
quasi slate
what country is at the very center of europe
harsh vault
czech
quasi slate
no
harsh vault
lithuania?...
quasi slate
yes
harsh vault
is it nice there
quasi slate
no
harsh vault
oh come on, has to be some good landscape
quasi slate
minecraft flat seed
harsh vault
well mountains suck anyways pfft
quasi slate
no
mystic wigeon
hi
harsh vault
the only reason to come here if for kepta duona and fast internet
fast internet sold me
barren raven
well mountains suck anyways pfft
hazy monolith
damn, thats a pretty good sherpa if they can help without playing the game
well they actually voice chat with me often and give me advice
better than one play session where i will learn next to nothing
harsh vault
https://tenor.com/view/archer-what-wrong-wrongness-cant-hearyou-gif-7479113
i was joking smh
harsh vault
better than one play session where i will learn next to nothing
thats cool
half kettle
Apples or Oranges
half kettle
you'd really mix both the fruits in a blend..?
harsh vault
you'd really mix both the fruits in a blend..?
o
you didnt ask that context
apple
wait
in a juice
or a smoothie
in smoothie
half kettle
Juice
harsh vault
a blended thick juice
haughty geyser
yo guys
half kettle
whats up guy
haughty geyser
why i cant join any vc?
half kettle
!voice
prime thornBOT
!voice
To unlock voice channels please read and accept the terms here: https://discord.com/channels/136501320340209664/1495531509568901311
haughty geyser
gracias
quasi slate
did someone say apple and orange mixed juice
twin bear
juice is peak
quasi slate
chibi taking out her tung tung tung sahur for a walk
in the latest universe sandbox update you can watch a simulation of the artemis mission
lyric galleon
new space update, awesome
waxen ingot
hardy muralBOT
vital marten
When you are not looking I sleep on your bed
In the span of our break my coworker has gambled and won $108 on his phone
sounds like a good break
I should gamble
neat moat
hell loose 120 next time just you wait
vital marten
He told me this the first pot he’s won in months
neat moat
staticans know to never gamble unless you can tweak the odds
neat moat
✨ lm a survivor ✨
candid patio
I am bored at work but I can't do anything that fun because I work at a small company and the owner could walk by any minute
But it's nice that I'm all caught up on urgent things
vital marten
I’m lead today so I guess that means I can waste all the time I want
candid patio
Woohoo for you
tender igloo
I’m lead today so I guess that means I can waste all the time I want
and more door dashes
vital marten
and more door dashes
How did you know
tender igloo
karmic jetty
I’m lead today so I guess that means I can waste all the time I want
wahoo wahoo!!
candid patio
Apparently I've outlasted my 2 predecessors combined
They both only were here about 2 weeks each
vital marten
glass wigeon
the hell
karmic jetty
is so nice listening to music and realize ur fav band released more albums 👴
candid patio
That does sound nice
glass wigeon
a lovely shoggoth
candid patio
But it's laced with the potential for something unpleasant
What if the new music sucks so bad
glass wigeon
owwww i died
candid patio
Or they express some ideas you don't agree with and it runs their old music too
glass wigeon
stupid brute zombie
rammed me and snet me fuckign flying into a wall
what kinda strength is that
smh
karmic jetty
Or they express some ideas you don't agree with and it runs their old music too
it was 2020... been waiting almost 5 yrs for a new album. me and my roommate at the time was so excited that day when it dropped and we listened together in our room....
however
we did NOT like it
its so different
we said nah
this aint it
that album was slow rush by tame impala
i still dont like it to this day
bring back the sound of innerspeaker or lonerism bcs this aint IT
hollow grove
one of my favourite bands only really stopped because their lead fucking died
karmic jetty
ever heard of her's
they were up and coming at the time and gaining popular real fast
wasnt long before they died in an accident
cruel world 
i HATE CARS
hollow grove
oddly enough thats also what killed viktor tsoi
karmic jetty
cars are evil
glass wigeon
beat a zombie cyborg to death
with my hands
did throw them a few times to soften them up
candid patio
Dang. I know a lot of tame Impala fans
glass wigeon
fucking flesh raptor bro
so muh more mosnters when you start a day before cataclysm
candid patio
I don't know why you are posting this car and I don't know what kind of car it is but I like it
karmic jetty
feels european
candid patio
That late 80s early 90s aesthetic really resonates with me
hollow grove
I don't know why you are posting this car and I don't know what kind of car it i...
Moskvich-2141 Aleko, same car Viktor Tsoi was driving when he died
candid patio
And I feel like cars from that time were just better
vital marten
Dang. I know a lot of tame Impala fans
The less I know the better
Only one I know by them
I should listen to the others
hollow grove
he wasn't going particularly fast, but soviet cars in the late 80s/early 90s were tinny junk so he still ended up being killed
karmic jetty
thats the most popular song
candid patio
And I feel like cars from that time were just better
Simpler and more reliable and easier to fix
hollow grove
i like to talk about soviet cars a lot, especially the later ones when most state run car companies were running out of money
for example: the GAZ-24, 1970
karmic jetty
i can imagine someone with a black leather jacket and greased up hair leaning on the door
hollow grove
and 34 years later, the GAZ-31105
karmic jetty
they love their hairspray
hollow grove
i can imagine someone with a black leather jacket and greased up hair leaning on...
usually the people who had them were militsiya or if the car was black, the KGB
hollow grove
the whole mantra around cars in the soviet union in the last years of the cold war was literally just give them mild styling updates because theres no money left for anything more
hence why cars from the 1970s were still being produced as late as 2010 (famously: the VAZ-2105 and 2107)
shrewd smelt
Classy.
hollow grove
one is an American made Packard, the other is a Soviet made GAZ
spot the soviet spy
candid patio
looks like the chevalier dart.
Inevitably when I have unlocked hotwiring and generators every run turns into collecting as many darts as I can find
candid patio
If you couldn't tell from my PFP I'm a little obsessed with tiny hatch backs
hollow grove
yep, GAZ-13 Chaika
onyx igloo
is that a lada next to it?
stiff geyser
onyx igloo
theres a wartburg behind it
hollow grove
only the finest in American Soviet motoring for the Bourgeoisie Soviet elite more equal proletariat
hollow grove
theres a wartburg behind it
the better of the two attainable cars in east germany for the average german
half kettle
Inevitably when I have unlocked hotwiring and generators every run turns into co...
its the best standard type car of course
hollow grove
i cant tell
viral echo
what a beauty
if you collected enough tokens you might have been able to buy that during the good old days.
viral echo
nurse bot
can you keep slaves in that game?
every game needs a free worker mechanic
come on PZ devs, we need NPCs... for things.
candid patio
Working at a small company where there is a constant threat of the owner catching me slacking off is surprisingly good for my ADHD
viral echo
Working at a small company where there is a constant threat of the owner catchin...
NO SLACKING!!!
neat moat
why is your car all that
fathom igloo
Yesterday I witnessed @narrow rune helping an old lady cross the street…. He then made her a cake, gave her forehead kisses, and promised to come back to play bingo with her every morning
He’s really turned his life around. No longer evil Moe.
barren raven
https://tenor.com/view/dancing-old-asian-man-meme-funny-rice-triad-gif-260397415...
I cried
candid patio
NO SLACKING!!!
That's easily the thing I'm best at though
viral echo
That's easily the thing I'm best at though
don't
viral echo
every time you slack your boss loses money he could be spending on coke
candid patio
every time you slack your boss loses money he could be spending on coke
Let me try to explain how rich this mfer is
Our office is in a converted industrial warehouse
Why? So that he can store his boats and bus style RVs and his massive motorcycle collection in the "garage."
candid patio
They also own a forklift specifically for the purpose of moving the boats and motorcycles around the warehouse
candid patio
those huge RVs cost at minimum $100k BTW
Pretty sure these ones have another 0 on them or pretty close to
The biggest boat is probably close to a mil as well
stone gorge
midnight club upscaled to 1440p is a real vibe
fathom igloo
midnight club upscaled to 1440p is a real vibe
stone gorge
long time no see lmao
glass wigeon
oh shit
fathom igloo
long time no see lmao
Well you left the lounge lol
stone gorge
Well you left the lounge lol
it was a disaster
vital marten
Jesus chat
stone gorge
my brain is covered in oil because changing oil is a disaster
stone gorge
working 2 hours to buy a meal at the place is truly a moment
fathom igloo
My sisters got jobs at sonic, their first jobs
Mine was also there
vital marten
I started out at 10/h in painting, I didn’t think anywhere still payed ~7.50 in this economy
fathom igloo
I hated it
vital marten
How tf does anyone working at sonic survive
stone gorge
i make pretty good money, i still hate work kek
you must hate work
it is a life requirement
vital marten
it is a life requirement
I’d say it’s human nature
fathom igloo
How tf does anyone working at sonic survive
Being a teenager who has parents who pay their bills OR getting a second job
stone gorge
I’d say it’s human nature
waking up at 6 am, rolling over and just letting out a pure "fuck" is human nature
vital marten
Yes
stone gorge
i dont drink coffee or energy drinks, i just raw dog life at this point
im fueled by hate and spite
vital marten
waking up at 6 am, rolling over and just letting out a pure "fuck" is human natu...
We are lazy at heart, no animal is required to do anything but survive and yet we’ve set all these rules to human
fathom igloo
Sonic got rid of their best sellers over a decade ago too
Bring back the bubblegum slush!
stone gorge
We are lazy at heart, no animal is required to do anything but survive and yet w...
"we've set all these rules" bold to assume im part of the clusterfuck that is modern society
i didnt make any rules, i was thrown to the wolves
vital marten
Being a teenager who has parents who pay their bills OR getting a second job
2nd job
stone gorge
i know people around here with 3
stone gorge
when you start shifting the middle class to the upper part of the lower class, you have an issue forming
cope with dissocating with reality
genuinely blowing like 70 a week in gas right now
fathom igloo
Boy I love deciding if I want to feed myself or save money
You could always tell them to become friends with the manager… usually they will slip you free food during their shifts.
fathom igloo
Not good, but “free” don’t get caught by the gm though
stone gorge
a sonic workers survival guide
the modern cheat code is still to get hit by a bus and sue
fathom igloo
At 16 I was living of grilled cheeses with bacon and tomato 🫡
stone gorge
honestly sounds fire though
vital marten
I feel Dominos or Pizza Hut probably better for the free food tactic
Back in 2015 or so my big sis would always come home with leftover pizza and stuff
vital marten
What Id fear about working in any food place is the inability to eat that food in the future because of disgust
candid patio
How tf does anyone working at sonic survive
My very first job was ride operator at Disneyland.
I lived in a shitty 1 bedroom apartment with 9 of my co-workers
I was broke af
fathom igloo
What Id fear about working in any food place is the inability to eat that food i...
Yep. I worked there until 18. I’m about to be 33 and still refuse to touch Sonic’s food
vital marten
My very first job was ride operator at Disneyland.
I lived in a shitty 1 bedroo...
Sounds absolutely horrible
Conditions for a fight every Tuesday
candid patio
Sounds absolutely horrible
It was equal parts awesome and horrible
We had lots of parties
vital marten
It was equal parts awesome and horrible
Rare
Usually with that many people the debuffs stack and multiply
candid patio
But like... God forbid you wanted a clean dish
vital marten
That’s a universal problem with young people living together I feel
candid patio
Showering was also weird