general_chat

[vital marten]

I’ve seen your used car market

Can’t have shit in Turkyie

[surreal thistle]

check the gaming

[karmic jetty]

can u afford turkey in turkey

[surreal thistle]

1k for a used switch v1

[placid mural]

Nope

[vital marten]

Depends what job you work

[karmic jetty]

[surreal thistle]

No

[karmic jetty]

1984

[placid mural]

the state (erdogan) take out stuff from taxes

[vital marten]

They have nothing

[karmic jetty]

[vital marten]

Do either of you have AC?

[karmic jetty]

u will own nuthin and be happy

[placid mural]

of course we do

[vital marten]

That’s nice

[placid mural]

1984 ahh state

[surreal thistle]

we had to fight kurds that year

[vital marten]

Other Turkish guy I know doesn’t have ac in his apartment

[placid mural]

it's just saddening to see my state in that state

[surreal thistle]

@vital marten we are being silenced

[tall glen]

Hey peeeeeeeee

eeeeps

[surreal thistle]

they banned discord and roblox

[tall glen]

whatsup

[surreal thistle]

now they are banning steam

[placid mural]

that is normal for most parts of Turkey

[karmic jetty]

aw hell nah

[vital marten]

I’ve been keeping an eye on that news

[surreal thistle]

they will soon ban instagram for people under 16

[karmic jetty]

what to do in turkey

1. leave

[surreal thistle]

HELL YEAH

[vital marten]

Ideally

[tall glen]

cant silence zozo

zozo is from

[placid mural]

sadly you can't just ''leave''

[vital marten]

I haven’t met a Turkish who wants to stay in Turkey tbh

[karmic jetty]

[tall glen]

the FUCKING MOON

[surreal thistle]

dont get me wrong guys im in love with my turkish past and my traditions

[tall glen]

sorry I meant

[surreal thistle]

But

This country isnt doing it

[tall glen]

the "Fucking Moon"

[placid mural]

he/she must have been brainwashed by akp or something

[surreal thistle]

@placid mural name one 🙏🏽

[surreal thistle]

LMAO

[tall glen]

I have no turkish heritage, but I do love kebabs and really strong coffee

[vital marten]

They’ve got the good stuff

[tall glen]

also can I get a half naked man to massage me

[surreal thistle]

well friend if u visit turkey the tea and the coffe are on me

[placid mural]

my brother you just need to be human to love these delicacies

[tall glen]

just brutalize my spine

[odd zodiac]

What did I come back to?

[tall glen]

Turkish massages

[vital marten]

We’re talking culture and stuff

[karmic jetty]

ive always wanna try those fat meat lookin turkish ice cream

[odd zodiac]

Aaaah

[tall glen]

its like thai massages, but really quite different

[placid mural]

we have beatings

[placid mural]

yeah true

[vital marten]

Do they work?

[surreal thistle]

did u guys know turkish people oil up and touch each other and its a traditional sport called "oil wrestling"

[tall glen]

in turkey you pay them to STOP massaging you

[karmic jetty]

[placid mural]

Oh no don't tell about that

[karmic jetty]

oil wrestling

[tall glen]

ahem not like greek wrestling at all

[surreal thistle]

LMAO

[tall glen]

no way related

totally a different thing

[vital marten]

Lmfao

[surreal thistle]

Well greece has a similar culture to us because we owned them for centuries

[placid mural]

well we were wrestling way before we met greeks

[tall glen]

I had a Cretan penpal as a child

[placid mural]

greeks just developed their own style

[tall glen]

cretian?

[placid mural]

we created our own

[karmic jetty]

penpal?

[tall glen]

he had strong opinoins about turkey

[vital marten]

You never had a penpal?

[placid mural]

what kind of opinions brother?

[karmic jetty]

anon is 500 yrs old

[tall glen]

true

[karmic jetty]

i got a keyboardpal

[tall glen]

my first internet was AOL

[vital marten]

“The future is now, old man”

Very well

[tall glen]

pretty sure the Cretians hate everyone

and love mazes

[placid mural]

ıdk they have to be the purest greeks is that true that they have less slavic dna?

[tall glen]

The MInoain civilization predates the Greek

but little is known about it

[karmic jetty]

im watching from

[placid mural]

yeah I know when the slavic migration started they mostly assimilated mainland greece but not the islands

[tall glen]

funny fact the people who shoulda known about it, ie the Greeks, just referred to it as "some old ruins over there I guess"

Greeks had no interest in archeology

they were to busy thinking

[karmic jetty]

its interesting to me that archeology existed in any era

[placid mural]

bruh, we have that type of guys in Turkey too most of the turks originate from central asia but most of the turks never know where we really came from

[karmic jetty]

like archeology was even a thing in ancient egypt

crazy

[surreal thistle]

they were too busy monetizing their ancient gods

[tall glen]

like tomb robbing zozo?

indiana jones archeology

[karmic jetty]

it aint tomb raiding after a certain age

[placid mural]

yeah it becomes ''archeology'' lol

[tall glen]

most tombs were robbed within like 100 years werent they

[placid mural]

true

[tall glen]

hey my dad built this place I know how to get in

[surreal thistle]

as a guy that originates from kyrgzystan i can agree most people dont know where turks actually originate from

my grandma believes turks originated from prophet mohammad 🙏🏽

[tall glen]

I should go find some turkish streamers to amuse myself

[karmic jetty]

u would never watch me stream

[tall glen]

I wont change my ip to a greek one and post racial slurs

I wont

[surreal thistle]

İ will friend!

[tall glen]

zozo never streams anymore

[placid mural]

you definitely should

[karmic jetty]

WDYM!!!!

i streamed earlier

[tall glen]

well I was at work

[karmic jetty]

[tall glen]

I just worked THREE HOURS, so exhausted

[surreal thistle]

Let me make a twitch account

So İ Can follow zozo

[odd zodiac]

Thats three too many hours

[karmic jetty]

streaming is way more tiring

[surreal thistle]

Because zozo is swag

[tall glen]

video of zozo

[karmic jetty]

life of a streamer:
i wake up, i feel tired, i go back to bed

[placid mural]

peak performance

[surreal thistle]

@placid mural question

[odd zodiac]

Thats me but I also don't stream

[surreal thistle]

wanna go to the cinema this Wednesday?

[karmic jetty]

https://youtube.com/shorts/EOXX9Ypx46Q?si=k0NKSgT5uU_YCRmJ

[surreal thistle]

for the mario movie

they are selling tickets for only 140 lrias

only this Wednesday

[placid mural]

let's gooooooo

[surreal thistle]

so i thought we could go and see the movie

because we barely see movies now

[surreal thistle]

life of anyone at this point

[karmic jetty]

[placid mural]

thank you brother I will try my best to finish the university stuff before the movie

[surreal thistle]

is mario cool

yes

yes

2 options

[surreal thistle]

i hope u get them sorted brother

even if u cant

its okay

that uni is ur future and u should do it

[placid mural]

I know but

[surreal thistle]

No buts

[vital marten]

Daily DoorDash

I could be streamer fr

[karmic jetty]

dewit

[surreal thistle]

i feel extremely hungry for some döner keban

B

might buy one tmr then hit the gym

and then study all night

[placid mural]

brother it's literally 4:14 in our country

[surreal thistle]

in US

or UK

u can doordash 24/7

its not like turkey

where life stops after 9PM

[placid mural]

is that true?

[surreal thistle]

yeh

my ex from uk used to do that all the time

she would order food at like 3AM

[placid mural]

damn I wish we have that in our country

[vital marten]

Today’s cloud

[surreal thistle]

bro deniz found a place where u can get kebab for 70 liras

on the street of his school

[surreal thistle]

cool cloud!

[placid mural]

is that place selling donkey meat or something?

[surreal thistle]

no its basically student friendly

[placid mural]

but I don't care where is that place I NEED THAT

[surreal thistle]

and they dont like add sauce

they just make rolls and toastwd bread kebab

[tall glen]

it was all green clouds for me

[vital marten]

It’s almost time to start seeing skies like this again

I love my cotton candy skies

[tall glen]

doxxin Lou

I am actually that geoguesser guy

[vital marten]

I’ve actually given enough info in this server you should be able to get within 15 miles of me

[surreal thistle]

the sun is going down huh?

[vital marten]

Yes

[surreal thistle]

im turkey its 4:20 AM

the sun is coming up

[tall glen]

funfact that geoguesser guy occasionally works for the FBI

[vital marten]

8 PM in Texas

[surreal thistle]

you guys say bye bye and we say hello

[vital marten]

Used to do my late night gaming with Turkish friend, time zones worked out great

[surreal thistle]

well

now u have another one

hit me up whenever u wanna run some zomboid buddy!

brb gotta update my discord

[placid mural]

a new gaming buddy added to your inventory

[vital marten]

😭

[surreal thistle]

they banned discord here guys

so i need to use some sketchy apk sites to update

any reccomendations?

[rain mango]

4th time crying today

[vital marten]

It’s been too long since I’ve used an android, been on iOS for over 5 years now

[surreal thistle]

) :

[vital marten]

I couldn’t tell you what sites to use

[surreal thistle]

what happened?

[rain mango]

horrible things with me and my bestie

[surreal thistle]

Ah its alrighty

[surreal thistle]

Holy

This must be hard

Do u wanna talk abt it?

[rain mango]

no

[surreal thistle]

ah

alright

[vital marten]

Let us go to Narnia

[surreal thistle]

if u need someone to talk abt it u can hit me up!

[surreal thistle]

what is a narnia 🙏🏽

[karmic jetty]

holy moly episode 4 is so interesting

[tall glen]

star wars episode 4

[surreal thistle]

any of u coolios down for some zomboid in like 5 hours?

[vital marten]

Place in a Fairy Tale, basically imagine a land untouched by humans

[tall glen]

Narnia is a cringe world

[surreal thistle]

Aaahhh

[karmic jetty]

what if we make zomboi into from

[vital marten]

I enjoyed the kids movie I watched it was featured in

I don’t remember what it was about

[tall glen]

zozo is bugging out

[surreal thistle]

Have u seen the pussyland from paradise pd

Thats the shit

[karmic jetty]

what

[vital marten]

[surreal thistle]

yall havent watched that show?

[vital marten]

No lmfao

[karmic jetty]

isnt that slop

[surreal thistle]

it was funny when i was like 13

[placid mural]

brother what

[surreal thistle]

its a show

an adult cartoon

[karmic jetty]

is one of those terrible adult cartoons

[placid mural]

lemme check

[vital marten]

Doesn’t look like anything I’ve ever seen

[surreal thistle]

i reccomend if u dont care abt it being a poorly made family guy ripoff

[odd zodiac]

👀

[vital marten]

Don’t think it aired in America

Why does the cop shake his butt

[surreal thistle]

Ur already in

[odd zodiac]

Yipee

[surreal thistle]

Cop ass

🥰

[vital marten]

😭

[surreal thistle]

(!)

[surreal thistle]

its on netflix

[surreal thistle]

its funny

but

kinda

disgusting at the same time

they make a whole episode dedicated to explosive diarrhea

and it isnt even funny like how South park does it

[vital marten]

Robot Chicken was the shit

[stiff geyser]

Tf y'all talking about

[surreal thistle]

its just a fat guy shitting on a canvas for an whole episode because he is allergic to shrimps and people buying it thinking its art

[odd zodiac]

Robot chicken was absolutely the shit I agree

[surreal thistle]

then he fights a dog for his copyright laws

[vital marten]

https://tenor.com/view/american-dad-beautiful-time-mexican-gif-12911671

A beautiful time I did have

[placid mural]

bye

[surreal thistle]

i only seen the yt shorts

[odd zodiac]

I still don't know who this guy was

He was just always there

[surreal thistle]

well i guess its time to sleep for a lil while

[odd zodiac]

Goodnight

[placid mural]

me too

[surreal thistle]

@placid mural i reccomend u the same since u have uni tmr

[placid mural]

goodnight

[surreal thistle]

and u leave real late

[vital marten]

Me either but he is goat

[placid mural]

yeah

[vital marten]

Forever in my mind

[surreal thistle]

@odd zodiac ill dm u when i wake up in like 3-4 hours okay?

[surreal thistle]

[vital marten]

https://tenor.com/view/squidbillies-gif-14140596211122773957

This was another show I’d watch sometimes

But I have no clue what was ever happening

[placid mural]

that kinda reminded me from that scary cartoon from the cartoon network

[surreal thistle]

@vital marten may i add u?

[vital marten]

Squidbillies

[surreal thistle]

before sleeping i wanna add some cool people i Met today

[vital marten]

Sure

[placid mural]

lemme check that cartoon

[surreal thistle]

[karmic jetty]

episode 5 lesgoo

from is so good wth

why did chat hide this away from me

[vital marten]

From?

[karmic jetty]

from

is a show

watch episode 1

[vital marten]

?

[karmic jetty]

yes

[vital marten]

Horror show

Idk I scare easy

[karmic jetty]

is not too scary

take it from me

[vital marten]

[karmic jetty]

i like the mystery

[tall glen]

I am a mystery you cant understand

[karmic jetty]

u playing zomboi for 95 hrs

[vital marten]

The enigma itself

Dean

[karmic jetty]

i member when u were anon

how can u be anon if ur dean

[tall glen]

Dean Who

some of the mystery is gone

but some remains

[vital marten]

The puzzling continues

[tall glen]

if my last name was who

I would pursued a medical career

[karmic jetty]

so u can be dr who

[tall glen]

then have the BBC file a lawsuit

man

[karmic jetty]

what if ur last name was pepper

[vital marten]

Adds to the charisma stat

[tall glen]

funfact, Dr Pepper isnt abbreviated cause the DR in Dr Pepper no longer stands for Doctor

Durr Pepper

[karmic jetty]

durrrr

dr dre isnt a doctor either

[tall glen]

now try ordering a Dur Pepper, and get weird looks

[vital marten]

I think in the south you wouldn’t get any looks lmfao

I can play this one off

[tall glen]

Dr Dre shoulda gone back to school and got like a bachelors of science degree

so He can be a Doctor

Doctor of Music

I dunno

[vital marten]

I’ll have that duurr pepper, would definitely sound fine in a southern accent

Would just sound like there

[tall glen]

Drr peprrr

and a slice of peach pie

actually that sounds good

[vital marten]

Peach cobbler

You almost had my hat

[karmic jetty]

durrr pepper aint my dietician

[tall glen]

now now

[odd zodiac]

OKAYYY. Sleep tight!

[tall glen]

are we gonna argue pie etymology

cause I am ready

[odd zodiac]

What does pie have to do with ants

[vital marten]

I have no argument but I will say, it better be a cobbler

[tall glen]

fun fact its called Pie

cause its round

also I made this up

[karmic jetty]

3.1415

[odd zodiac]

I don't think you made up pies being round

[vital marten]

Pi 🕵️

[odd zodiac]

I think that was some other dead guy

[tall glen]

I only eat triangular pies

[odd zodiac]

Pizza pies

[karmic jetty]

i only know some digits of pi bcs of night at the museum 2

[odd zodiac]

I only eat octagonal pies

[tall glen]

3.1515379?

no that doesnt seem right

[vital marten]

[karmic jetty]

theres a 6 somewhere in there

[tall glen]

yeah

stupid universe where Pi isnt 3.2

[odd zodiac]

3.14159

Thats probably right

[tall glen]

I'd accept 3.3

[vital marten]

Who gets the pi if we don’t

[odd zodiac]

Gnomes

[vital marten]

Better than the dwarfs getting it

[tall glen]

Gnomes are the worst

still better then filthy knife ears

[odd zodiac]

Gremlins > gnomes > dwarfs

[tall glen]

kobolds, breddy cool

[vital marten]

I know of all these except the gremlin

What is this

[tall glen]

its like a demonic little shithead

[vital marten]

So like a goblin?

[odd zodiac]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-gif-13393277

Gremlin

[tall glen]

gremlins are more fae

[odd zodiac]

Gnomes are fae

Gnomes are so fae

[tall glen]

they are in your datacenter now, unplugging cables

[vital marten]

Hm I see

[tall glen]

gremlins cause mischief

[odd zodiac]

Yes

[vital marten]

Give me my experimental brain chip now

[tall glen]

liek removing your planes engine

in flight

[vital marten]

🕹️

[candid patio]

One of my proudest moments in chess

Black thought he was pinning the d pawn to my queen

https://tenor.com/view/watchmen-gif-8794746

[vital marten]

I should learn chess

It looks fun

[tall glen]

I am ok at chess, never play

my dad taught me, and he was nationally ranked as a teen

for whatevr thats worth

[candid patio]

It's painfully addictive

[tall glen]

his strat was just memorize the top 40 or so of the best opening gambits

[candid patio]

I would say it's a lot like a turn based fighting game

[tall glen]

its something to do on a rainy day at a remote fishing cabin

with no internet

[candid patio]

But it also fits in your pocket and can be done anywhere.

But yeah playing chess with friends and family in a rainy day in a remote cabin sounds really pleasant

[karmic jetty]

someone made sussy chess

[mystic wigeon]

what is sussy chess, zozo

[tall glen]

family has a remote cabin, its great there till the internet arrives

[karmic jetty]

chess but sussy

[tall glen]

now I need a remoter cabin

[mystic wigeon]

can i see

[karmic jetty]

it was a meme in the subreddit but someone made it real

[tall glen]

zozzle is pretty sussy

[mystic wigeon]

i agree

[karmic jetty]

im not sus

[tall glen]

I am for sure

[solemn quartz]

freaky chess next

[tall glen]

also I dropped a dumbell on my toe earlier

[solemn quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-and-jerry-tom-cat-tom-cast-screams-gif-16536663592868129094

[mystic wigeon]

how much can your toe lift

[tall glen]

15 pounds I guess

[vital marten]

Grok

[karmic jetty]

reinforce ur toe with cheese

[vital marten]

That causes ants

[karmic jetty]

episode 6 lesgoo

[vital marten]

Binge?

[mystic wigeon]

episode 6 of what

[karmic jetty]

from

[mystic wigeon]

from

[karmic jetty]

from deez

gottem

[mystic wigeon]

you're going to receive a cockroach infestation in your house

[mystic wigeon]

and its going to cost you a lot to get rid of

[karmic jetty]

wth its like the backrooms

im so invested rn

[vital marten]

So this is what Cookie looks like when she is happy to see me

Usually shes cranky so it took a few days to get this pic

[karmic jetty]

goober

[vital marten]

She bit me shortly after the 2nd picture for too much attention

The limit is 3 pats

[odd zodiac]

We showing cats?

[vital marten]

Yes

We love cats

[odd zodiac]

Real real

I can't share photos for some reason otherwise I'd show my cats

[vital marten]

We have been gatekept from the cats

This is a crime!

[tall glen]

I am making dinner

second dinner

post snack second dinner

[vital marten]

After dinner dinner?

That’s what we always call it

[tall glen]

its pork steaks and baby potatos

in the oven

will add some brussel sprouts also

[vital marten]

Yummy

[tall glen]

I aint even hungry

but this will be lunch tommorow

[viral echo]

😭

[viral echo]

Gimmie!!!

[odd zodiac]

Yes. I'm sure that's what people come to the project zomboid official server for.

[odd zodiac]

Rimworld?

[viral echo]

yea

[lone kayak]

You'll have to take all the information in a file named 42.zip

[viral echo]

I'm hungry

[uncut epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-mod-moderator-discord-moderator-delete-moderator-snitch-gif-27063075

mods banish him to the shadow realm

[viral echo]

does anyone actually fall for that shit?

[uncut epoch]

you’d be surprised 😭

[lone kayak]

^^

[viral echo]

pay me $5k and I will run off with it.

[glad panther]

Why don't we feed that guy to zeds

[lone kayak]

Fun fact you can actually forward scam emails too to a government email (forget what it is I'd have to look it up in my email) now whether or not they actually do anything? Debatable.

[hazy monolith]

john tarking i

[thick zealot]

smh this guy doesn't get it

[tall glen]

disgusting, in a distopian future, fedex office still exists

[hazy monolith]

seems reasonable

[tall glen]

I mean

yeah

prob a starbucks next to it

[neat moat]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/986948930740813864/1422042416688660511/tiktok_bjork.777_7532079403946347798.mp4?ex=69f16834&is=69f016b4&hm=97b312aa8423d4072536790ed5c06277fbd27397dc9e85307dc8baef4e3e3554&

🍞 🍅 🥒 🧀 ➡️ 🥩 🤏 🍔 ⁉️ ⁉️ 🍔 ⁉️ ⁉️ ** **

[tall glen]

that aint bjork

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/byeah-yeah-jerma-jerma985-gta-gif-16194072094781404916

[vital marten]

starting to get better scavvy bois

not bad

[brazen lantern]

better only exists when you start getting labs cards every other raid, or thermal sv-98s

[vital marten]

You mean 6.00

[brazen lantern]

labs cards are pretty common at 3ish

[vital marten]

I’m at 2.39 I think

Soon

I managed a co-op extract on interchange so I think I’ll keep trying that

Just walk around and ask if anyone wants to do it

[brazen lantern]

do your 4x cars

[glad panther]

I thought you were playing as tagilla for few seconds

[vital marten]

Took the armor I got as scav and put lvl 4 and 5 plates in it, everything there is essentially free

[glad panther]

You look like tagilla v2

[surreal thistle]

Morning people

[odd zodiac]

Morning 2 u

[surreal thistle]

[strange spruce]

hallo i love the whole zuko profile

i should rewatch that show,,,

[neat moat]

hey zuko here

[lyric galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/avatar-the-last-airbender-aang-airbending-goofy-funny-gif-13514465

[polar kernel]

i fear bsg has scammed me into slogging thru arena for the cool cosmetics.

easily my favorite helmet

[vital marten]

is that the team wendy exfil multicam?

[polar kernel]

no thats late in the factory map tasks unfortunately

this is last seasons reward

[vital marten]

late

[polar kernel]

sick ass ach

i mean yea its pretty far into the map tasks

41 tiers and its like #35 prolly

unless im thinking of the wrong one

[vital marten]

I like this scope I just got

no ergo loss

[brazen lantern]

sros so good

[polar kernel]

this guy

i got the new goggles at least so i can rock smth other than shitty ratnik slop

hate the og goggles the color is so ugly lol

[vital marten]

I like the yellow ones

[brazen lantern]

I know this is some doomer shit but since arena came out they fucked up cosmetics way too badly

[polar kernel]

the piss goggles are peak

the other ones are stupid and ugly

piss goggles are a power move because you can literally get spotted across the map for wearing them lmao

but i love them for it cause i want to get shot at

[hidden spruce]

we be swallowing this like it's monday

[upper rain]

I hate to be apart of

[hidden spruce]

Holy god daaaamn this is crispy

[viral echo]

I just ate chicken

[balmy grove]

guys. abort the mission! It is raining today!

[weak quartz]

Viagra

[hidden spruce]

It's actually pills to protect from chemicals

[onyx igloo]

Viagra

[karmic jetty]

steam controller prices are out

[tall glen]

your out

of your mind

should I return to the bed

[half kettle]

if its an acceptable time

[tall glen]

its 4 am

the night is still young

though I am not

[onyx igloo]

hello same timezone man

[tall glen]

big storms today

[half kettle]

waow im 8 hours ahead

[onyx igloo]

i had some storms yesterday

and hail

[icy vigil]

peanit

[tall glen]

I left work like three hours early, then sat in a cafe, and watch the storm blow over

my workplace prob got swamped

[half kettle]

free day off..?

[tall glen]

half day off

I prob shoulda stayed

[half kettle]

agh gotta get back on the squirrel wheel

[tall glen]

hey thats my job

[idle raven]

Who’s that

Pokémon

[wraith bolt]

anyone on know music theory or ausio tech stuff?

[young kelp]

Its invisible!

[idle raven]

_ _

[young kelp]

[idle raven]

Sus

[idle raven]

Ive done that chrome music labs thing

[wraith bolt]

I'm looking for like odd knowledge lol...specifically about the hertz of notes

[idle raven]

Yeah idk anything about that

[wraith bolt]

ai's answer freaked me out

darn

[idle raven]

Dam

[wraith bolt]

seriously i cant sleep

i need to know

i dont know discord well enough to find places either

[idle raven]

Wym

[wraith bolt]

well most servers are dead

[idle raven]

Dang

I js click on people’s server tags and shi

[idle raven]

Why you genuinely playin prodigy math

[quasi slate]

idkwhat that is

[surreal thistle]

[surreal thistle]

kat

[young kelp]

alright, time to fight a legendary monster in Battle bros

the dreaded land octopus

[young kelp]

welp I lost

them tentacles got hands

time for a new run as barbarians and melee only

[surreal thistle]

barrage

[surreal thistle]

[half kettle]

dragon if you were 10 years older you'd be a facebook uncle

just a thought i had

you'd be at horse betting fields

[toxic hawk]

If i were 10 years older i would not have the great life i have right now

[surreal thistle]

would u like go for those tv programs where they like do storage wars

thats rlly a unc thing

[toxic hawk]

What is storage wars

[surreal thistle]

u dont know it?

[toxic hawk]

nope

[surreal thistle]

the tv program where they fight and bid over some storage units and then try to make a profit

they sometimes find some crazy shit

like a whole ass rover

[toxic hawk]

I get the concept but cant say i heard of it

[surreal thistle]

or a good ol gaming setup

[surreal thistle]

its a good concept actually

if i was older i would do that

[toxic hawk]

Im not one for gambling so, i wouldn't

[velvet pebble]

Basically gambling but with some extra steps

[neon bramble]

j'aime and mix bullied me into installing spyware in my computer

[toxic hawk]

Thats right nerd

[velvet pebble]

Why'd you install EA

[neon bramble]

I got drafted into the italian front

(battlefield 1)

[velvet pebble]

Make sure to die cinematically

[neon bramble]

I got strafed twice trying to bomb a tank

[toxic hawk]

He wont die, not with me giving him wallhacks

[surreal thistle]

pretty much yea

[neon bramble]

learned the hard way that I can't just bayonet a flamethrower

even if I jump him

[toxic hawk]

You can

Its an instant kill

[neon bramble]

he turned around and I just beat him over the head

then I burned to death

instead of the cinematic kill animation

[velvet pebble]

Bring comrades, then you can

[toxic hawk]

Unlucky,

I killed mine while he was turned around

[neon bramble]

backstab is always an instant kill?

[toxic hawk]

Yes

But not that

*A bayonet is always an instant kill regardless of where it comes from

[neon bramble]

probably because I wasnt sprinting

[toxic hawk]

They dont protect their necks and armpits lmao

[neon bramble]

it just did the generic melee attack

[toxic hawk]

Dude

you need to hold

the melee button

until your guy loiterally screams

literally

[neon bramble]

lmao

[velvet pebble]

War cry, grants +300% melee damage

[toxic hawk]

And you can only charge after sprinting for some time

2 seconds or so

[neon bramble]

I kinda dont hate snipers in battlefield 1

feel like it's a map design w

only get sniped when I'm trying to snipe since I dont know where the keyhole spots are

[toxic hawk]

Snipers can only one tap on headshots or when in the sweet spot

each rifle has a certain range, Of a total of 20 meters or so, where they one shot on any hit

[neon bramble]

yeah I mean if I'm just trying to do my thing I don't really get sniped since there's always a ditch to hide behind

[toxic hawk]

The mosin for exemple one shots between 75 and 90 meters i think

[neon bramble]

I get strafed more than sniped

[velvet pebble]

Strafed like by a plane?

Or a dude rushing your trench

[toxic hawk]

Yeah, bombing is a huge problem in BF1

[neon bramble]

truly

the CAS problem

[velvet pebble]

Bombers kinda did suck in ww1

It was just a recon

[neon bramble]

they do its just that its a vimeo game

[velvet pebble]

[neon bramble]

so we also have zeppelins

[toxic hawk]

Armored train is on route

[neon bramble]

and most people can't aim AA (including me)

[velvet pebble]

Play war thunder so you can be CAS'd anytime, anywhere

[toxic hawk]

I blow up tanks

😌

[neon bramble]

snipe soneone? they're going to drop a bomb on you within the next minute

play wart hunder today

[velvet pebble]

Yeah exactly

Playing against usa sucks in this case, most payload

[neon bramble]

ground only mode when gaijin

[velvet pebble]

Never

[neon bramble]

I just wanna play tonks man

[velvet pebble]

I like doing cas

[neon bramble]

lmao

[velvet pebble]

But not with bombs. I have yak-9

That's much deadlier

[toxic hawk]

I hate when my hiding spot in completely destroyed by a bombing run

[neon bramble]

get cas'd

[velvet pebble]

Get cas'd, rat

[neon bramble]

cas doing god's work fr fr

🙏

[velvet pebble]

I specifically target people who hide a lot

Flankers etc

Usually those are light armored and very dangerous for my blind teammates

If there's none, i target heavies that are rushing to our spawn or cap

The only thing i didn't kill yet at 6.7 is maus

[neon bramble]

I get my ground combat fix more from RTS games these days

can control my tank wart hunder style in gates of hell

only issue is pvp is full of russians who won't or cant speak english

vibes based teamwork

[sacred schooner]

it ain't different from war thunder in any way

I usually just start writing in french when folks don't write in english

[neon bramble]

the pain lasts longer

up to 20 minute round to potentially almost hour long slugfests

[young kelp]

my bros died

I tried the kraken

maces not a good match

[neon bramble]

lmao

yeah its a very gimmicky boss

[young kelp]

tentacles seem to be naked tho

gonna try to stab it next time instead of bonk

[neon bramble]

since it just disrupts your ability to actually hold ground

there is a common way of cheesing it if you can be bothered

most people do cause the oblivion potion is really good

[harsh vault]

gudmorning chat

[young kelp]

does it make use of how the head doesn't actually have any attack?

that reaches beyond 1 tile

wait how do you distract the tentacles tho

[neon bramble]

hiding

you get a bunch of naked bros with ini higher than the tentacles and hide them in the bushes

yes

[onyx igloo]

good morning i woke up at 1am

[harsh vault]

hai

[neon bramble]

burly naked men in swamp bushes

[young kelp]

gonna try an all melee this time, guns are cool, friendly fire isn't

nor is running out of things to throw

[neon bramble]

throwing just deals a ton of damage

[young kelp]

[neon bramble]

by the time you use your 4 stacks of javelins the problem should be gone

guns is probably my favorite ranged in vanilla

[young kelp]

actually should I try the overhaul mod? or is that only recommended for vets

current mod I have just shows my vision circle

[neon bramble]

you got to the kraken

[young kelp]

cause why tf is that not vanilla

[neon bramble]

yeah I'd say you're reforged ready

generally perk trees matter more than the bro's talent stars

[neon bramble]

and the perk trees iirc are influenced by the bro's attributes

[young kelp]

how do I know if a bro is BF or Nimb

[neon bramble]

so if someone has fencer they have a high combined projected ini and matk at level 11

[neon bramble]

progression and stats

[young kelp]

every bro with a star on Mdef so far I give nimble

[neon bramble]

battleforged bros want ~70-80 hp and 120-130 fat

[young kelp]

also wait I didn't check the wiki, but do backgrounds affect the stars?

[neon bramble]

vanilla?

no

[young kelp]

or just the starting stats?

[neon bramble]

it affects the starting stat ranges yes

most people yoink BF armor around the noble war

if they know what they are doing they have aggressively campbusted by that point and may have a well rolled famed armor

[young kelp]

[young kelp]

ayt gonna try out the mod then

see how different it is

[half kettle]

don quot

[neon bramble]

a lot

since everything about the bros is thrown out the window by the randomized perkls

[neon bramble]

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1wEC4dwwHwStwMFcYDN5xDkaCJiOBZf43kf-_gGHMZOY/edit?gid=352052456#gid=352052456

this google doc will be your friend

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1wEC4dwwHwStwMFcYDN5xDkaCJiOBZf43kf-_gGHMZOY/edit?gid=302693634#gid=302693634

go here btw

on the bright side you get perks at veteran levels now

keep an eye on this in particular

so you can make up for relatively low mdef with reach and think twice about using daggers without shields

here's my aoe greatswod

he has relatively low mdef but has monstrous reach (most people have 4-7)

[young kelp]

is reach the sword swinging icon?

[toxic hawk]

https://klipy.com/gifs/limbus-company-don-quixote-17--k01KQA22QJJS4QBBRB3R671W9S1

[neon bramble]

mb, yeah

he kind of just dominates his immediate area

[young kelp]

how much reach do whips have

[neon bramble]

lmao

most weapons have 3-5

[half kettle]

just spray pesticide on that tree and you have a friend

[young kelp]

malardia when

[toxic hawk]

We do not like obesity 😔

[young kelp]

which of the files do I get

both of them?

[harsh vault]

equality means all

[toxic hawk]

Equality means equal treatment to all, not all

What dictionary are you using

[neon bramble]

wdym

follow the installation guide

[young kelp]

never known defeat, but got humbled by Radahn who was holding back

she is a lie

[neon bramble]

https://github.com/Battle-Modders/mod-reforged/wiki/Installation-Guide

[toxic hawk]

This discussion has been present since the beginning of time

There is no right answer, and everyone believes what they want

Radahn was holding back the stars, but he lost, nuked with the country

[harsh vault]

mine

[vital marten]

good morning chatters

[half kettle]

what are we talking about i'm lost on the conversation

hello lou

[toxic hawk]

Malenia won, but she had to nuke the continent, and also could have been killed by radahn at any point

[young kelp]

god its like downloading SVE all over again

[neon bramble]

I just hyperfixiate harder when chat goes off the rails

[harsh vault]

stuff

[young kelp]

there's like 5 topics at hand

just another day in sunny day chat

[half kettle]

i need to pick my poison

[neon bramble]

modder ethics

[harsh vault]

me

[neon bramble]

can't just redistribute the whole thing

[half kettle]

fluff you arent toxic

[toxic hawk]

Bird, i am incredibly hyperstimulated

[neon bramble]

what did you do

[toxic hawk]

And i hold so much energy

[harsh vault]

oh

[half kettle]

Dragon go do basketball

Or open heart surgery

[neon bramble]

go on a run!

I like running when the zoomies hit

[harsh vault]

pokemon go to the polls

[neon bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/husky-zoomies-gottagofast-gif-26617983

[vital marten]

@harsh vault

[hazy monolith]

pokemon

[harsh vault]

ur fine

he just cusses u out

no task yet

sadly

[half kettle]

who the hell is inviting you out on a date

[onyx igloo]

insanity

[harsh vault]

nice autobianchi you got back there

[vital marten]

One if not, the most mysterious man in all of tarkov

[harsh vault]

kerman is

[vital marten]

Who

[harsh vault]

the man who started the tarkov conflict

[half kettle]

does tarkov have its campaign

[harsh vault]

he leaked the terragroup files, whole reason why the police found out about the ethics

[harsh vault]

ya

[toxic hawk]

I am incredibly excited because big changes are coming

[harsh vault]

you'll see what i mean lou

[half kettle]

hope they are changes for the better.

[toxic hawk]

And my bench went up by 10 kilos

[neon bramble]

found a new place?

[young kelp]

our dog does this at times

[toxic hawk]

😌

[young kelp]

especially when I drag my hand around the bed

[neon bramble]

thats how you know when pets are happy

when the zoomies hit

[young kelp]

good thing their teeth ain't dagger sharp

[onyx igloo]

jebediah

[toxic hawk]

Bro is calling me a pet

[neon bramble]

my cat likes to play around with a reusable bag

[toxic hawk]

Thats really kinky

[neon bramble]

I throw it at the bed

and it jumps back in so I can yeet it back out

[vital marten]

jesus fence

[half kettle]

peeping fence

[vital marten]

you want me to install like 40 cams all across tarkov

[young kelp]

we got a guy working in the establishment named Jesus

[harsh vault]

im surprised you arent burnt out from tarkov

[young kelp]

like no shit, its exactly spelled that way

[half kettle]

Mexican?

[young kelp]

Jesus came back to life and decided to work a 9-5

[onyx igloo]

for escaping tarkov there sure is alot of not escaping

[vital marten]

I've been having fun

[half kettle]

prepare in tarkov then escape

or something like that

[young kelp]

probably idk my country is a mix

[harsh vault]

i wish i could play tarkov

[neon bramble]

there was a chat in my friends server dedicated to taking me out of context

I am unfazed

[harsh vault]

but no my game wants to kill itself

[half kettle]

I met a spanish dude named jesus aswell.

[young kelp]

oh great heavens there's more than one

[half kettle]

its more like he-soos

[toxic hawk]

You are always out of context

[half kettle]

dragon he was talking about his dog

[toxic hawk]

Mint, let me cook

[half kettle]

OK!

[half kettle]

i remember that..

it's very vague

[toxic hawk]

No one has any of my quotes

to take out of context

I am safe 😌

[half kettle]

I can always skim your chatlogs?

[hazy monolith]

feddy faz be

[harsh vault]

wrong

[toxic hawk]

you wont find anyhting

[half kettle]

hate that bear

[harsh vault]

holy has something screenshotted

of u and i

[toxic hawk]

Dunno what you on about mate

[harsh vault]

@floral fiber

[young kelp]

after seeing rune bears, freddy ain't that bad anymore

[toxic hawk]

Called rune bears

Dont even drop much

[half kettle]

This probably produced 7 furries.

[hazy monolith]

i dont know why bravo is complaining

[young kelp]

they really ain't worth the fight

[hazy monolith]

my steak is too juicy and my lobster is too buttery

[young kelp]

its one of those mobs in certain games where its just hard for no extra reward

[toxic hawk]

Moose smell horrible

Animal saliva is putrid

except my dog

❤️

[half kettle]

im sure some colgate will fix that right up

[glass wigeon]

so annoying my wifi keeps turnibng off and on

[half kettle]

weren't you in a storm

[glass wigeon]

no

i was just tracking a storm

[half kettle]

im really pissed i couldn't play ragnarok

i wanted to play the game and have yet to spoil myself on anything from there

[toxic hawk]

Spolier!!!!!!!!!!
||Atreus is the game ||

[half kettle]

i wont read that

[young kelp]

how much is god of war in pc

like every game

from the first to now

how many does exist???

last I played I got my hands on the gaunlets and was on a boat

after falling in hell

[hazy monolith]

i find it really jarring how people hate on god of war 2018 and ragnarok because "kratos got too soft"

ever heard of character development

😭

[young kelp]

kratos got too soft

cause be was nerfed

he became a dad

literally dad lore lmao

[harsh vault]

@onyx igloo never being border guard for a post soviet country ever again, i got inbetween a conflict of 3 factions and the decided to Su-24 my position because there was a BMP-2 inside trying to turtle itself, all of this while i was seizing someones truck because they had drugs and smuggling people

[onyx igloo]

Since when were you a border guard

[harsh vault]

fun game

better than last run

last run a local militia decided to storm one of my checkpoints and took it over, so i had to join a local patrol and storm the place, just for them to IED the road, so half the convoy blew up, including our heavy vehicles, and only like 7 of us was left and slowly but surely we lost

[onyx igloo]

im half dead from lack of sleep

[harsh vault]

the game sounds like a fever dream

its like papers please and contraband police but more realistic and uh, more hard

[livid notch]

Balls

[half kettle]

No..

[young kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/cyn-murder-drones-meme-gif-3503328368021696082

[toxic hawk]

Balls indeed 😌

[toxic hawk]

these things look freaky

[half kettle]

they are robots afterall

[young kelp]

that one is special

thats wearing human skin

[neon bramble]

balls

[half kettle]

not again!

[young kelp]

steel balls or steal balls

[toxic hawk]

They were still in canto 5

[toxic hawk]

https://klipy.com/gifs/sinister-mark-goon--k01KPZSTJXNKTQPD3JFXM88BGT7

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/freaky-conquest-invincible-gif-1178674066674419352

im so lonely

[harsh vault]

why

[half kettle]

perhaps he doesnt have a name

[twin bear]

no bruh

its conquests dialogue

[half kettle]

🥴 .

[young kelp]

was he called conquest when he was born

or when he achieved his first success

[half kettle]

he conquested upon birth

[toxic hawk]

Who knows

All i know is Carl quest is real

[twin bear]

literally tho

confirmed to be an alt universe

[vital marten]

Someone is trying to sneak on me but I think if I stand behind this door and never move again I become invisible