general_chat

[harsh vault]

sounds like not fun though

[half kettle]

why didnt you atleast get an office keyboard

to get out of the broken keybord

[harsh vault]

i waiting for new keyboard, its fine

plus, new keyboard is really really good

[half kettle]

i suppose but you suffered stupid keyboard!, enjoy your really amazing keyboard

[harsh vault]

soon....

[half kettle]

does it has warranty

or do you know how to upkeep it

[viral echo]

why did you break your keyboard?

[harsh vault]

i didnt

too much usage

[harsh vault]

i know how to upkeep it

[half kettle]

was your old keyboard rubber film

or mechanical

[young kelp]

cause both games induce pain and suffering

[harsh vault]

mechanical

[young kelp]

and both communities love it

while also having access to OP mods that most people like

and having 500+ in the list

we not that different

[viral echo]

i didn't even know it was possible to wear out a keyboard

[harsh vault]

my key paint is like rubbed off

[twin bear]

same

[harsh vault]

so i just have to guess keys at this point

[viral echo]

oh i have a keyboard with most of the letters rubbed off

[young kelp]

my older laptop's E was broken

and 3 too somehow

[viral echo]

i dont even need the letters printed on a keyboard really

[young kelp]

so I had to typ- in this way just so that p-opl- can still s-- m- chat

[harsh vault]

also, scav im stupid

after over a thousand hours

i learned something new

[quasi slate]

https://youtu.be/V9TSD4SxdfY

[harsh vault]

you can use M700 magazines as internals, which is really cool

[harsh vault]

hes still alive?

wait

when did he go bald

[quasi slate]

years ago

[harsh vault]

why

[quasi slate]

i dont remember

[harsh vault]

oh

[half kettle]

my letter z is broken on my laptop keyboard, so is shift so im using an external office board

[viral echo]

my brain is weird if you asked me to write out all the letters in the correct positions from a standard keyboard I can't do it, but put me in front of a keyboard without being able to see any of the keys and allow me to press one key for a reference point and I can type with one hand.

[twin bear]

damn wth

[twin bear]

i wonder how his kid is doing

i forget hes a dad now

[harsh vault]

ya, im not even being cucked by nikita most the time, it just my keyboard

[quasi slate]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-trayaurus-dantdm-tomodachi-life-the-diamond-minecart-gif-8992928726483098603

[viral echo]

this new game so far is being harsh, no quests, nobody wants to join me, I'm naked alone and afraid 😭

[quasi slate]

rimworld?

[viral echo]

yeah

[quasi slate]

its singleplayer tho

[young kelp]

there is multiplayer on it

[rare dew]

pancake butter coissant

[young kelp]

through a mod people somehow made a multiplayer rimworld

[viral echo]

impressive

[stiff geyser]

Is that a villager?

[viral echo]

how does that work?

[barren raven]

An RPG too

[quasi slate]

dr trayaurus

[twin bear]

my keyboard just turns off randomly

[vital marten]

Cheapest run yet

It’s free

[quasi slate]

probably the same way cyberpunk 2077 has multiplayer

[harsh vault]

that sucks

[young kelp]

I've yet to try that mod, apparently from what I heard, its still a pretty dry mod with not much in it

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/freaky-conquest-invincible-gif-1178674066674419352

[twin bear]

eh what can i do its almost as old as my nephew

[half kettle]

is multiplayer rimworld just command and conquer on crack

[neon bramble]

its just automated stardew

I'm not sure how the big combat mods handle MP yet, only did a mostly vaniller RW together

[twin bear]

yeah doesnt it severely limit control on what u can do

[neon bramble]

more like automate

you get full control in combat

base work priorities are not as granular as I'd like however

[quasi slate]

steam workshop support for stardew when..

[twin bear]

lel my nephew wanted to play fallout 76

hes loving it

well at least the kids like it

[vital marten]

The woods terror

[young kelp]

hard to make it happen, unless dev makes smapi an app in steam like with Tmodloader

otherwise its gonna be stuck in nexus or other 3rd party mod sources

[quasi slate]

ugh

nexus is ass

[vital marten]

The games alright until people gift you so much that loot is useless

Literally the first high level human being I found gave me so much shit I didn’t need to loot anymore

[twin bear]

i just liked the darker themes of fallout more

i like the humour but fallout 76 is all goody twoshoes

[twin bear]

me asf when i make a heart emote to a max level player

[vital marten]

Me in 2000 stimpacks

[twin bear]

hes scared after i told him the wendigo and mothman exist

lmao

[vital marten]

Killed a scav as scav

Thought he was the murderer

I was wrong

Glad the player scav I was with didn’t realize what I had done LMFAO

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/scav-woody-chill-chill-like-that-handshake-gif-27032585

[vital marten]

I ran off like “best of luck to you brother”

[twin bear]

starts blasting with kedr after confirming bro isnt gonna shoot me first

[vital marten]

Honestly on factory I’ve died way to much on the first floor of that office building thing

[twin bear]

to scavs?

[vital marten]

So I didn’t ask questions I just blasted

[twin bear]

happens too much imo

karma needs to be more harsh

[vital marten]

Both scavs and pmcs lmao

[twin bear]

for anyone to carer

[vital marten]

That area is so hot that if I’m fighting and I think the guy I was just fighting could possibly in there well

I’m not asking questions

[twin bear]

dude id get blasted by the first scav that sees me on there

sometimes i wish i still could play

just to do funny voip larp

[vital marten]

Basically what I did to the ai lmfao

[twin bear]

live or spt?

iirc u playing pvp right

[vital marten]

As scav I do lots of voip, no pressure so it’s fun

[twin bear]

oh duh live pvp

[vital marten]

Yeah PvP

[twin bear]

im stupid

i am a really mean person in games

ngl

i love it

[vital marten]

Idm PvE but it’s too quiet

I don’t feel the edge

[twin bear]

the ai suck too much for me to truly enjoy pve entirely

lowkey

only time i would EVER die is to a mistake i made or a lucky one tap from the pmc bots

[vital marten]

What happened to scavs and ai aimbotting you like in 2021

[twin bear]

they nerfed the ai into the ground by making them flank too much

imo

[vital marten]

It used to be to where if you peaked them twice you’d die

[twin bear]

like bro a doorway is a doorway aint much u can do with fuckass ai

haha

[twin bear]

real

after like 2023 it got so bad with their aim

theyd miss pointblank

[vital marten]

They take forever to shoot and yeah miss point blank

[quiet siren]

Decided to try Interloper in The Long Dark for the first time in a while

Spawned in Forlorn Muskeg at night surrounded by wolves on cracking ice 💔

[twin bear]

funny shotgun scav i run around and mag dump with blicky

[vital marten]

Even 12 gauge shotgun welding scavs don’t hit their shots

And they have a damn shotgun

[twin bear]

fuck i cant stop coughing tody

i hope im not getting more sick

[quiet siren]

MacKenzie... How the fuck did you even get here-

[twin bear]

remember the leg removal services

ah

the times

[ivory grail]

I can make cait more powerful with these shards but we about to hit phase 2 with the void and she will become stronger but also way more dangerous and aggressive.

[vital marten]

I remember lvl 15 being the grind

Now it’s lvl 40

[twin bear]

and yall cant even buy the cool shit no mo

like bruh the restrictions are too much

it aint gonna fix the economy now ppl have to sacrifice loot for gear

i get it to a point

[vital marten]

Honestly this is the furthest I’ve gotten on tarky

[twin bear]

until i check current market prices

and see no change in scalpers

or dupers

[twin bear]

just dont piss off a certain someone

or u cannot physically beat the game without grinding a SHIT ton

and even then

[vital marten]

People in the discord were complaining about dupers the other day

[twin bear]

u can softlock

[twin bear]

was it ammo

i bet it was ammo haha

[vital marten]

Just duping in general

[twin bear]

damn i remember the worst of it would be ammo

[vital marten]

When the server crashed I accidentally duped multiple lega medals or wtv

[twin bear]

lots of 35~ pen ammo on market in the tens of thousands

[vital marten]

Tried transferring during the crash and ig it messed up and registered 2 or maybe I did a thing idk

[twin bear]

like bruh we know u cant physically keep ahold of 5000000 rounds of ammo in ur stash legit

[vital marten]

Hmm

You mean to challenge me?

[twin bear]

i mean if u want ur stash full of ammo boxes

and then some lmao

[vital marten]

gonna try and ruin someones run

[twin bear]

a really simple fix for mass duping is to just not allow over 200k rounds or sum shit on flea

[vital marten]

post up somewhere and be sneaky like

[twin bear]

either u will ruin someones day

[twin bear]

or they will ruin ur bootyhole since u got no armor

but then again

not rly an issue with that gun

long rang

good velocity

[vital marten]

Woods, I’m hoping to catch them unawares

[twin bear]

anything but sniper scav rocks by foab

that shits a death trap

or was when i played

[vital marten]

Since idk the map I choose unusual places I guess

Like random bush

Usually works

[twin bear]

out of habit we all check that place

best bet is random spot ye

good idea dude

try to stay near hard cover tho

thermals

just in case u hear the whizzing of doom

[vital marten]

Thermals?

Might as well put the vpo under my neck at that point

Ain’t no fighting thermals in this state

[harsh vault]

the non chalant T-7

[ivory grail]

"Cold is Coming... BRACE YOURSELVES"

[viral echo]

nobody wants to buy my skull

[harsh vault]

i dont remember rimworld having tree shadows

[ivory grail]

you know i just noticed that aswell

might be a mod

[vital marten]

Ahh that happened

lol

They used 3 grenades on me

All missed

[vital marten]

Usually I have good luck with grenades, I try not to stay in the same place I was last seen at

[vital marten]

Is this the arena?!

[ivory grail]

hopefully not

[vital marten]

It’s perfectly arena shaped

Gladiator battles must commence

[ivory grail]

it gonna be the center of the base while the right hallway will lead to the basement filled with void creatures

it would be more of a blood bath if they get out since I'm planning on building an resort around it

[vital marten]

I’m sure a lot of thought went into these decisions

[ivory grail]

100% it for the safety

of me

while my guest get ripped into piece I can flee

[vital marten]

I mean they already paid I guess

[ivory grail]

they signed the contract

[vital marten]

The 1 billion year contract

[ivory grail]

I mean who reads the terms and services

[vital marten]

Who reads?

[ivory grail]

fr the libary I built is barely used

maybe read an book then

[vital marten]

He’s gonna snap out of seeing these things in a few hours?

[ivory grail]

the big stone speaks to alot of my people

I mean it made cait into an giant zombie but she chill when she eat 5 people

[vital marten]

Gotta keep the pets fed or they get rowdy

[ivory grail]

she looks so healthy

[vital marten]

Apart from the rotting

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/tarkov-junker-headshot-head-head-eyes-gif-21110018

[ivory grail]

fr fr

[vital marten]

One flanked left and the other flanked right, I was able to get a shot off on them but yeh lol

[twin bear]

im just chilling making an rpg for my nephew

[twin bear]

sometimes its just like that

why i fell in love with eft

u never know if u will make it out

[vital marten]

Everything was fine, I was drinking a soda and then out of the corner of my eye I saw a head bobbing

oh shit time to fight 😨

People love to use their grenades

And you can set traps now? The other day I saw bunches of traps outside dorms and I used a few of the grenades to attack the two dudes there before I was outmaneuvered

What do I need to set traps like that

[hollow grove]

Do any of you have an extra 10 and a half stacks just lying around

[viral echo]

😭

[ivory grail]

god my baby is so picky

[viral echo]

i only have female donkeys and male horses

can they breed 🤔

[glass wigeon]

i got 2 cheeseburgers

[viral echo]

give

you don't need 2

[glass wigeon]

yes i do

[viral echo]

🥺

[shrewd smelt]

Sharing is caring.

[glass wigeon]

https://tenor.com/bVxgV.gif

[ivory grail]

the wall have been built we have more safe land

[shrewd smelt]

Is this Rimworld?

[ivory grail]

yup

[viral echo]

that's quite the project

[shrewd smelt]

Bro really said "Let's make Rimworld great again"

[viral echo]

my base so far, still alone naked and afraid

[glass wigeon]

i bite into burger

a bit of juice squirt out onto my hand

not the hand holding it

the hand further away

[viral echo]

did you lick the juice?

[viral echo]

are you funneling them through that cave?

[glass wigeon]

no

i wiped it with a naplkin

[ivory grail]

no.. I didn't even notice that cave somehow

but now I might

this is the main way in

[viral echo]

could I steal one of the insect things eggs and raise an army?

[shrewd smelt]

Thanks for giving me ideas on what to do Sunday.

[icy vigil]

No porblem

[ivory grail]

there a mod that allow you to build your own hive

[icy vigil]

Thats what i do

Help people

[ivory grail]

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3309003431

[viral echo]

is there any way to move and existing one?

[ivory grail]

no

[viral echo]

😭

i dont want to kill them

[shrewd smelt]

A little bit of sin never hurt anyone.

[viral echo]

i want to use them for killing bandits

they are chillin' in a cave minding their own business

i think there are more of them now than earlier, I'm not sure if that's a good thing

yummy

if i wait until they are sleepin' can i go in and take it?

I'm gonna do it

[barren raven]

Umm... I know that this is a joke but still

Not ok.

[twin bear]

do the funny questline from jeager

iirc it was him who gave tripwires

also could have been partisan

who placed them

[compact panther]

i've no access to vcs?

[icy vigil]

it's not ok to kill 7 billion people?

who's gonna complain after it's done anyway

[barren raven]

The remaining billion

[icy vigil]

oh

my mistake

[viral echo]

I took their jelly!!!

[vital marten]

Sneaky

[young kelp]

when they get hungry enough cause you keep stealing their jelly

[vital marten]

Lmfao

[young kelp]

they might invade you if you aggroed them beforehand

[vital marten]

Unfortunately some things must be learned through blood

[young kelp]

even if you kill all their members, but kept the hive alive

the new spawns will somehow know you killed them

[viral echo]

this game is funny, you can sneak past them when they are sleepin'

[vital marten]

Something something pheromones like bees

You smell like a bug murderer

[young kelp]

speaking of bees

I got a new mod, Alpha biomes

one of the biomes says its a flowerfield

they literally meant a flowerfield

everything is filled with gigantic flowers and cowbees

I thought it was just gonna be small flowers

[vital marten]

Sounds like a happy place to live

Unless the bees are like

Hivemind

[young kelp]

nah the bees are like somekind of genetically engineered cows

[vital marten]

Can I milk them

[viral echo]

oh fuck

[young kelp]

so they aren't a part of the insect hive, but rather their own kin

[young kelp]

yes

[vital marten]

A little bit of fire?

[viral echo]

[young kelp]

is raining

so it'd stop soon

[vital marten]

Even so just lay a couple tiles of concrete for firewall

[young kelp]

its only a problem when its a dry storm

[viral echo]

fuck off

[vital marten]

At least this is what I do to protect from non electrical fires

[icy vigil]

DMRV more like

DMV

[vital marten]

You accept and by mistake she doesn’t use low power and uses medium, causing a mega heat wave that will blanket the area for 32 days

[viral echo]

I'm not doing that

[viral echo]

who's this arsehole

[vital marten]

lol

[viral echo]

he wont eat human meat meals

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/shoot-attack-target-strike-hit-gif-13857958

[viral echo]

what do i do with the human meals I've been making?

[twin bear]

eat

[young kelp]

they eventually will

[viral echo]

wont my pawn be sad if i force them to do that?

[young kelp]

when they get hungry enough

they won't have any other choice

you can feed prisoners their own blood that way

[quasi slate]

real

[viral echo]

I thought i'd try to get my cooking skill to level up

speaking of meat

[young kelp]

cows and chickens are the weirdest source of food in the game

[viral echo]

fuck me half my map is on fire

help

[young kelp]

forest biome in a nutshell

[ivory grail]

are we talking about meat?

[young kelp]

its a very common occurrence lmao

[viral echo]

are they angry?

[ivory grail]

very

[twin bear]

every colony member is a source of food for a more valuable member

[young kelp]

no its how chickens and cows produce more food than they actually consume

[ivory grail]

MAN THE WALLS

[young kelp]

especially if you use nutrient paste expanded so you can feed them easily

by just shoving eggs and milk in the paste machine

[viral echo]

did they get in?

[twin bear]

just regrow organs and eat them

[young kelp]

the amount of nutripaste made is more than how much they consume

[twin bear]

its shrimple rly

[ivory grail]

OH FUCK THEY TO FAST

[viral echo]

they got in

RIP

[young kelp]

should've gotten melee pawns

[twin bear]

brother

how did that happen

lmao.

yeah where are the melee

[young kelp]

get melee pawns next time

[ivory grail]

RUN RUINX

[twin bear]

its like being raided by some fucking rabbits

[viral echo]

LOL

[twin bear]

and they overwhelm

somehow

[young kelp]

turtles

slow they may be, but tanky they are

[viral echo]

turtles are OP

[young kelp]

those things can end a colony lmao

[ivory grail]

they really didn't do much to me

[viral echo]

i was fighting a turtle and i was doing 0 damage to it using a bow

[twin bear]

buying explosives and giving them to dangerous pawns

in those events

[viral echo]

one thing to note if you run animals around in a circle they eventually give up

if you can run fast

[young kelp]

not a pissed off gallatross

those things will throw rocks if you run in circles

[ivory grail]

this is gonna suck

[quasi slate]

my best clip from 2023

[viral echo]

he brought beer!!!

[ivory grail]

wow wife and husband are gonna kill each other

[twin bear]

you know what they say about marriages

most end badly

looks like its just another "divorce"

[fair bay]

deadass?

[vital marten]

Imagine dying to this goofy looking ahh

[ivory grail]

oh my god

[twin bear]

he just looks happy to be here

[viral echo]

can i take his wooden foot?

i like the minimap mod

[twin bear]

ok NOW ill run anxiety i have beaten lakehouse with the double HP mutation at long last @toxic hawk

hopefully its not too bad with double tap sprinters

ah my game crashed

first time ever

damn

[ivory grail]

god

no one likes you gummy..... why have fleshy friends that would be upset with you when metal will understand your pain.

my town has grew from 3 to 18

[viral echo]

4 of us all sleepin' in the same room

[karmic jetty]

rimworl chat

[twin bear]

its either that or some other civ sim game

[viral echo]

what the hell was that?

[twin bear]

i gave up on tryna play nmrih around my nephe

lil turd keeps blaring marshmellow

i cannot hear myself think

[ivory grail]

the thing to get my own mechs

[viral echo]

wish that guy would fuck off so I can use the bed

and that child is going to be in bed for 30 days!!!

fuck me

[twin bear]

just kill it

its rly not that hard

the moment they become an inconvenience a pawn should be turned into food

or a hat

[viral echo]

wow the jelly is worth stealing

i great i have one of those

[vital marten]

@twin bear so I’m in dorms right, and my friend says, “stop moving I think I hear something”

Man I stop moving, use freelook to look to my left and there’s a SCAV aiming at the back of my head

[vital marten]

I run down the stairs, we come back up and kill him but man did I shit my pants

I guess fight or flight and with my pants down I’ll say flight

[twin bear]

one of my first ever raids i thought i was tuff for killing like four player scavs

turns out they werent shooting cuz i was a scav

🗣️

big bag tho

i wanted the LOOT

[vital marten]

Lmfao

I think starting out it isn’t so bad a penalty

[twin bear]

i kill scavs on sight

lol

then id just grind vehicles

fuck i dont have rdy or not in my game share

oof

[vital marten]

Wish it still worked out of household

Could share lots of games with my bros

[twin bear]

the games my brother has that i actually wanna play

arent game sharable

usually the 40 dollar games

i wonder why lolll

making me pay money for games

[rain mango]

i couldnt post a political meme and got muted for a day

literally 1984

we love big brother

I LOVE BIG BROTHER

https://tenor.com/view/big-brother1984-1984-big-brother-big-brother-is-watching-you-george-orwell-gif-24454773

https://tenor.com/view/1984-ingsoc-flag-gif-8163432

I LOVE INGSOC I LOVE BIG BROTHER

[karmic jetty]

[vital marten]

You mean 2026

[rain mango]

DIE

[rain mango]

i love these little kitties

[karmic jetty]

they are very silly

[twin bear]

everytime i see it

i think

what a joke

[karmic jetty]

[lilac quarry]

so they're doing it outside of steam and that's it?

[vital marten]

[lilac quarry]

no idea what this is, but I'm guessing it's because of the profit cut steam wants

[twin bear]

cant buy it no more

they have devved other gams that did similar things

which is sad

[lilac quarry]

this implies they're going to sell it via their website

[twin bear]

like this land is my land

[twin bear]

the playerbase is nonexisent

[lilac quarry]

so a game killer studio?

[twin bear]

they killed it by doing it

unfortunately

[lilac quarry]

:(

[twin bear]

i played that shit alot

was rly cool

old school gun powder poofs and all

it ws basically what i wanted out of a western shooter

🥀 even had hunting and shit

[viral echo]

hang on what if I start that heatwave quest thing in winter 🤔

do i get to farm longer

[twin bear]

man i just look and i rly wanted to be proven wrong about them killing it entirely

their website

and it wont even let u buy it anymore

🙁

[viral echo]

things are looking up

[twin bear]

u gonna play an fps and walk around like a bot after so much rim

😭

[viral echo]

some person joined me and they have firepower

[twin bear]

i just buy weapons in the first month

and raid villages

lol

then they all die because i care not for their lives

[viral echo]

no raiding!!!

[twin bear]

if i can genocide something in a video game

i will do it

same with eating human flesh

if it is possible i WILL

https://tenor.com/view/chill-guy-chill-guy-just-a-chill-guy-relax-gif-1579445140409713118

[viral echo]

what is that game?

[twin bear]

oh man it was rly fucking cool

an extraction shooter but instead of a shit ass timer and allat

u could just survive

and hunt n shi

still had a timer but

it was more of an immersive western shootout sim

https://youtu.be/i16Rpu9Lgkw?si=Z-g26VIORJ61S0sV i stand corrected on the sutdio making shit games their partners were the ones making the slop games

yeah it was like

one of those worlds that keeps going

cycle but better

timer but no timer rly

[harsh vault]

@twin bear there is literally a guaranteed moonshine spawn on interchange and its amazing

[twin bear]

where?

[harsh vault]

not telling >:3

[twin bear]

bruh i dont play anymore

[harsh vault]

true

it at evac camp

[twin bear]

not like id be playing inter when i like labs anyway

https://tenor.com/view/tarkov-labs-hacker-lets-play-tarkov-eft-gif-3586756928643498771

[twin bear]

ah shit

i figured that or inb the backrooms by goshan

for some reason

[harsh vault]

no, the evac camp from expansion

by flare extract

[twin bear]

i still watch videos

and my brother still plays

lol

[harsh vault]

o

sorry

[twin bear]

id still be playing every now and then if i could

but i cant get a pc to run it without literally exploding in my face if i tried to run it

imma sleep so good tonight i didnt get to sleep last night

just need to hold out for two more hours

stayed up for a stupid zoom meeting that went nowhere

lol

[ivory grail]

do we need that many to attack us?

[twin bear]

whale

bros name is whale

and built like that

ik they dont like that deep down

[ivory grail]

I didn't even see that guy

why are they so stacked?

[twin bear]

oh shit they ARE packing

[ivory grail]

I bought an anti grain warhead

[onyx igloo]

what did the grains do

[ivory grail]

Remove

[rain mango]

all you mfs are cats

cats on keyboards

[onyx igloo]

no im just a fucking idiot

[hollow grove]

https://tenor.com/view/type-computer-keyboard-cat-kitten-gif-12222055

[onyx igloo]

my cat does walk across my keyboard sometimes though

[ivory grail]

it been a couple years and I haven't even set up the lab

[twin bear]

whats a lab fr i just buy my shit

then i lose it because my pwns are always unstable

like weapons

esp weapons

[ivory grail]

The labs are for the creatures that I'm gonna keep also to contain the void

[twin bear]

ngl they love to lose good weapons to stupid shit

[ivory grail]

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2801160906

[twin bear]

ah ur doing that thing

[ivory grail]

soon very soon

[icy vigil]

https://tenor.com/view/evil-will-always-triumph-over-gif-16744235858517193435

[twin bear]

i thought u meant the labs for rsearching tech

[vital marten]

wrong spot oops lol

[twin bear]

ah the noob trap map

[vital marten]

questing

[twin bear]

getting domed by a dude sitting in the second story of offices

what a peak map

i love how one decent sniper can pin down almost every team on that map

from office

is a good map for early game grind

tbf

back in my day we just played the maps and said fuck all to guides 👴

man i miss the looting

thats the main thing

i like abt eft

is just looting those sweet sweet technicals

labs runs but its 4 docs and 3 bitcoin because res unit is fucking cracked sometimes

[stiff geyser]

@stone meadow Is this you? smh

[oak gazelle]

gonna try doing some pz 'couch co-op' with my brother via steam remote play tomorrow, if it appeals to them that is. might wind up just playing halo who knows

[twin bear]

my brother refuses to play anything but those fuckass fps clones

"oh but i dont like dying to broken glass" well mfer get gud

[oak gazelle]

he was so into valheim that when he lost access to his original steam account and wanted to play it again he just got a second account and repurchased it lol

regained access now but between wanting to play something familiar and knowing he likes the original fallout 1 and 2 top down games makes it a possibility he might like pz

[twin bear]

lucky

mines got the extraction shooter brainrot

[oak gazelle]

I really don't mind if we just play some gears of war or something

[rain mango]

fuckin aye

[oak gazelle]

mine's go to games are usually world of tanks or fallout

lol

nice

[twin bear]

anything but 5

[oak gazelle]

speak of tanks and they appear

[rain mango]

look how big this fuckin thing's cannon is

[twin bear]

5 did some cool shit then went and ruined my fav part of the game

which was the horde mode

or wtv it was called

[oak gazelle]

it's the only one I have right now and I'm aware it's not the best rated out of the franchise but it was also a steal or I wouldn't have splurged on it on sale

[twin bear]

been YEARS since i even touched gears

[mystic wigeon]

sprinkle broken glass into his bedroom

[rain mango]

this reminded me of scav prototype

[twin bear]

i desire for organ systems in my games

[rain mango]

broken glass kept buttfucking me

[twin bear]

blood types

allat

[rain mango]

until i found out i could just smack it and break the broken glass

[twin bear]

ur char gets shot once and is disabled forever type shit

[oak gazelle]

I'm not opposed to just snagging an old xbox 360 or ps2/ps3 couch co-op title for cheap and going that route, but for now I've got a bunch of local co-op games to try

[mystic wigeon]

random chance to get paralyzed neck down

[rain mango]

im guessing you hate fun

[twin bear]

i was playing red faction on ps2

such peak

by myself like a real g

[oak gazelle]

I was just thinking of playing the re-marstered one

[twin bear]

i still have the og disc

of the first game

🗣️

[twin bear]

i do be playing modded arma

for a reason,

[oak gazelle]

I get it, I played it first on pc but I'd seen other friends play it on console

either way is fun

[twin bear]

i also have

halo 2

first physical pc release

doesnt fucking work on any modern systems tho

ofc

[onyx igloo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1268193544124760108/1487131159778295828/togif.gif

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/thragg-supercut-hard-thragg-he-has-me-invincible-gif-14238247084429664073

[oak gazelle]

just got him onboarded onto my plex server today so that was fun, now he's got access to my media and steam games since we got him added to steam family a while back and he's been playing the original Dead Space since he's been seen me replaying it a bunch and has the option now

I've got master chief collection so that could be fun

[twin bear]

i liked the remaster of dead space

finally a remaster done right

they did make bro speak too much tho

imo

[twin bear]

hit me up

we could play trooper

sometime

[oak gazelle]

it's a good time, and for sure

[twin bear]

i agree

[oak gazelle]

I haven't played the Dead Spce remaster quite yet but it's why I'm replaying the original, as I want to see how the remaster holds up in sequence

[twin bear]

im so glad mcc doesnt include the ugly halos

i just dislike the 4 and 5 designs so much

apart from 5's aim down sights

lore accurate asf

[twin bear]

i just realized

i go so fast

with sprinting modules

[oak gazelle]

I'm a fan as long as I don't have to play with snot nosed edgelord 12 year old lobby kids lol

[twin bear]

pov halo inf

mp

😭

[oak gazelle]

after a certain amount of time it just fades into a ringing in my ears paired with a headache lol

[twin bear]

that and the mp is BUSTED in inf

vehicles spawns are broken

and u can just camp banshee spawns

that and dont even get me started on the weapons

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1447350377979580520/1477895552074252470/togif.gif

like wym u added ANOTHER HITSCAN GUN

lmao

[oak gazelle]

just need to install the split screen mod for mcc and we should be good to go but it'll be a fun experiment since my primary gaming system is in the shop, so it's down to using my steam deck docked or using my old gaming hardware repurposed into my plex server so that'll be fun to try getting working quickly and without additional headaches

[twin bear]

make that two hitscan ass guns (technically they have projectiles they are just almost instant impact with zero ballistics

this gun tho

add it to mp NOW

[oak gazelle]

I've never been the one who is good at halo in any of my friend groups so I've never had an expectation that I'll kick ass with any and all weapons in new titles but yeah it's never fun to be thoroughly disappointed with weapons in a new title in a beloved franchise

I'm still happy with the guns in 1 and 2 if I'm being completely honest

[twin bear]

2 was peak

dual wield needlers didnt need removed

[oak gazelle]

pair that with the map overlap in unreal tournament 2004 lol

[twin bear]

maps actually made for fast paced combat

"but its so slow" mfer ur guy moves insanely fast

[oak gazelle]

with lots of people, no BR mode

[twin bear]

theres just no sprint and lowerin of weapons

[oak gazelle]

last man standing or king of the hill, sometimes capture the flag etc

[twin bear]

cuz ur always sprinting

infection

[oak gazelle]

I really want to organize a small to medium sized lan party in the coming year

have halo, counter strike, starcraft, team fortress 2, ut2004, pz, and more on the list to have installed etc

[twin bear]

everyone i played halo in person with back then is either dead or not in my life anymore

makes me feel old

[oak gazelle]

I get it, my love of video games endures regardless of who is playing with me

and lan parties are just so worth introducing to newer gamers

for reference sake though, the last one I went to I was drinking og four loko

[twin bear]

lol my nephew is playing hitman rn

and raging so hard

bro just keeps rushing it

[oak gazelle]

yeeeees

[twin bear]

like bruh

[oak gazelle]

that game does not reward cowboyism

[twin bear]

he thinks he can just throw a coin AT the guy

then wonders why the npc says bro u cant do that

[oak gazelle]

when epic gave away a hitman title I jumped at the chance to play it on pc since I never had a nice enough rig or budget to get it on pc back then

[twin bear]

he hasnt even made it into the building yet

without a gunfight

[oak gazelle]

lol gotta play some far cry to learn how to properly bait with rocks

sounds like me trying any mgs title

[twin bear]

and he rage quitted

welp

[neon bramble]

swat 4

[twin bear]

lesson learned ont rush hitman missions

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/black-ops-woods-cod-gif-17392574626699745990

[neon bramble]

LAN swat is something else

[twin bear]

that game

[oak gazelle]

I think it's still on GOG too

[twin bear]

is it free

or

[oak gazelle]

gold edition

$10

may as well be free

[twin bear]

do i have to shill another 30 dollars to a half defunct company

ah stlill too much for smth i played a ton as a boy

[oak gazelle]

also not going to stay full price given gog's sales

[twin bear]

i havent even bought 99 cent games

lol

[neon bramble]

maaaan I miss old RTS now

[twin bear]

all my money goes on booze and food

[neon bramble]

think I wanna install cossacks or battle realms

[oak gazelle]

but yeah I had to sail the seas to scratch the itch to replay Blur since it's just not available anywhere anymore unless you have your 360 or ps3

[neon bramble]

for games that old just fire up the high seas tbh

[twin bear]

i still got my starcraft cds

i wonder if theyd play on a modern pc

lol

[neon bramble]

anything on gog is fairly accessible

[oak gazelle]

I regularly would get the odd humble bundle or fanatical bundle deals so I've wound up with a lot of titles I wouldn't have normally snagged, but it's easy enouogh to just gift the ones I didn't want

I still have my orange box

[twin bear]

i will forever envy the people who did not disconnect on xbox tf2

i could never play even when i had it

😭

[neon bramble]

how do console pvp games handle gyro aiming

do they just let you seal club people who don't have it

[twin bear]

yes

pretty much

[neon bramble]

that sounds

[oak gazelle]

I had a good time with it, but even playing on pc I wasn't routinely on winning teams in tf2

[neon bramble]

pretty unhinged lmao

[twin bear]

the state of console gaming now is u get hate for being a crossplayer or using a controller

lmao

[oak gazelle]

then they introduced hats and I was inundated with messages about trades like omg leave me alone

[neon bramble]

my first thought when trying to use my gyro controller on chiv 2

[oak gazelle]

honestly there are people who are better with good quality controllers than a lot of skilled players who prefer mouse and keyboard

[neon bramble]

thank god I can't abuse it but also I'm just as annoyed I can't shamk people from the comfort of couch

[twin bear]

when vr gets rly good i want chiv but vr

[neon bramble]

nah

[twin bear]

sword fighting with good physics is fine

[neon bramble]

feedback is all wrong

[twin bear]

its just vr is trash rn

[neon bramble]

no weight or leverage would make it feel weird anyway

chiv combat is swordfighting optimized for m+kb

[twin bear]

i dont mean copy paste

the game

thatd be ass

[neon bramble]

I mean you dont get the same game anymore

[twin bear]

i barely like the actual game lol

[neon bramble]

would just be like any of those existing vr sword games

[twin bear]

i want an actually realistic combat sim

theres like nothing

out there at all

just dudes with hp bars

[neon bramble]

cause you're better off joining whatever club

and armor is paper for very good reason in pvp

[twin bear]

if a dev made a game to be realistic why would u play it other than to simulate stuff

i remember someone saying

arama should be less realism based

[neon bramble]

cause it would feel like ass due to the differing nature of the inputs

idk about shooters but it just wont work in a pvp slasher

[twin bear]

the lion does not concern himself with other players

[neon bramble]

eh AI will always be lacking

[twin bear]

only my experience matters and i wanna lose limbs and be pinned down by peasants in mud

[neon bramble]

skill expression in higher level duels is hard to replicate

love me triple feint mindgames

[twin bear]

i dont play some games to do well in pvp

why would i play synapse hl rp if i didnt wanna be abused all the time

🥀 i am realism over gameplay

everytime

[neon bramble]

gameplay above all else lmao

[twin bear]

nah when i play arma i need to have a doc up to heal a guy

i wish twisted path didnt get turned into dusrt

[neon bramble]

idk about arma since I dont vibe with milsim as much

[twin bear]

theres a mod

that requires

real life medical knowledge

lol

[neon bramble]

but the hardcore tactical shooters are pretty sick

focus on light vics is awesome I think

[twin bear]

imagine putting on a tourny too tightly

and u make em bleed out faster

happens btw

if u suck that is

https://tenor.com/view/chill-guy-chill-guy-just-a-chill-guy-relax-gif-1579445140409713118

ive done it too many times to not like it

some servers got multiple med overhaul mods at once

so its just a clusterfuck if one guy even gets hit

just like irl!

ur not insert title card ong

[neon bramble]

I think I'd rather just afk in the respawn queue than wait 10 minutes for a medic to arrive

[twin bear]

respawns?

what are those haha

tickets are too valuable for infantry

😭

[neon bramble]

are you even supposed to have fun playing the vimeo game

[twin bear]

i play masochism

i have lot of fun

see being two tapped is fun too

[neon bramble]

I have no issue with difficulty but I draw the line at not being able to play the video game usually

[twin bear]

i just hop in the typa servers u cant respwn in cuz theyre event servers

like night raids and shi

but i also play easy games like splitgate and eft

at least

well

i did play eft

until i counldnt

[neon bramble]

parts died or too employed

[twin bear]

"easy" morelike playable

tbf

[twin bear]

died

i have no job but part time thats one or two shifts a week

so basically unemployed

[neon bramble]

speaking of parts died

one of my RAM sticks just died as a friend of mine posted getting a bargain on a ddr5 16gb ram

[twin bear]

i even played actually easy games like dmz

[neon bramble]

man what is your definition of easy lmao

[twin bear]

uh

hp bars and armor plates for sure

at least for these typa games

[neon bramble]

every game is HP bars

its just abstracted to different levels

[twin bear]

i mean just a simple line for ur entire char

i dont like the idea that my grenade didnt hurt bros toes when it rolled past his feet

cuz he proned

when i release my game on steam

[neon bramble]

sounds like the simple single line isnt the problem there

[twin bear]

the people will not be rdy for an entire scum level metobolism and body fluids system

[neon bramble]

usually it dosent matter in shooters or most pvp games due to the need for a fast ttk

[twin bear]

yes u will go deaf and blind from shooting indoors and u will LIKE IT

[twin bear]

as long as headshots insta kill

if bro isnt wearing a helm and he gets shot

but eats a round

it throws me off

[neon bramble]

speaking of

someone wrote a paper on medium ttk on shooters

[twin bear]

i remember someone trying to explain to me that apex had peak ttk

[neon bramble]

also did a 15 minute video on the topic if you'd prefer to watch

[twin bear]

the fuck it does lmao

[neon bramble]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7HjMvAwBeY
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1ERF0U32s1ofD9FGZvr9rf9odGStN1uho/view

[twin bear]

mw2 reboot actually had good ttk imo its a bit fast but i thik thats th epoint with the slower movement and stuff

game died hard tho

hardcore ill miss you

and ur pistol only runs

sliming entire servers

🥀

ill watch it rn

[neon bramble]

I still have

a fuckin playlist to go through

to play another turn based strategy

[twin bear]

i dont have a backlog

[twin bear]

im playing four rp servers

[neon bramble]

this is granular enough in the extreme that you might be interested

[twin bear]

ohhh

videos

lol mb

https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExeTV3dnZlb2djaXhoNDd1am44eGU2a3p1a3B1d2szcjlpYzM0YnkwYyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/nqezknOZJITnlM18ZN/giphy.gif

[neon bramble]

unit training and radio access + heavy focus on scouting

[twin bear]

red faction rts when

please god

ill become Christian

if u do

[hollow grove]

I went to another diecast show today and got a random key fob for free

[neon bramble]

anything past 2000 is 2modern5me but playing as the USMC is better to learn the game in apparently

[hollow grove]

Guess the vendors just giving me free access to their car

[neon bramble]

since I get so many scouting tools with radios for everyone

I'm also stupih and want to play as the syrians as quickly as possible

[twin bear]

i like modern era combat its just it mostly becomes bombings or vehicle excursions

too much tech sometimes

[neon bramble]

you still need to attack eventually

I like the finesse of managing the tempo of assault

[twin bear]

all those dudes in an ac fitted tent while the infantry go fight and get told they cant have backup cuz the puters crashed for the 4th time

[neon bramble]

what I want to do failing and have to pivot to yolo on the drop of the hat is a thrill hard to beat

[twin bear]

i rarely like winning in military games

sounds weird but i like being overwhelmed and unable to defend a position

falling back and back and back

[neon bramble]

oh nah I get it

[twin bear]

until no more land is left to fall back on

then it becomes hell

[neon bramble]

I just like being in the thick of things

[twin bear]

part of the reason i play arma at all is to just play the helpess unit stuck in an ambush

healing an alrdy half dead guy

[polar kernel]

i love doing zeus ops w my friends and being put in entirely unwinnable fights

[twin bear]

seeing airstrikes on the only reinforcements coming to help

[vital marten]

I love my Glock

(In arena)

I guess a full auto one irl would be nice too

[twin bear]

u can make switch kits

[vital marten]

death by right angle

[neon bramble]

I like winning if I fought for it

snowballs are boring

[twin bear]

juice box

[vital marten]

headshotting machine

idk why it does so good

[twin bear]

i just used 7n40

and wondered why it wouldnt pen mfers class 3 helms

tap tap tap

nothin

then i get shot in the toe by the funny russian shotgun thats techically not a shotgun

[viral echo]

i just realised something, huge rocks slow people down...

[onyx igloo]

is it just me or are homemade burgers better than the restaurant

[twin bear]

yes

[viral echo]

why build fences when you can just place rocks

[onyx igloo]

the restaurants sell like greasy ass burgers that make me queasy

i prefer at home made

[twin bear]

there are good rest burgers but

rare if ur not in a good spot

[polar kernel]

i loved being cas in arma 3

[onyx igloo]

far and few between

[polar kernel]

cant wait for 4 to release

[twin bear]

ikr

[onyx igloo]

i just heard two drunks outside arguing

[twin bear]

reforger glazing has gone on long enough! rise up arma 4 fans

[polar kernel]

reforger is fun tho...

[onyx igloo]

but one guy sounded like a stock sound effect "NO!"

[neon bramble]

I cant wait for my friends to 'accidentally' drop mortars on my position again

[onyx igloo]

like something you'd hear off a kids ipad lmao

[twin bear]

when the engine test is a solid game

[polar kernel]

the vietnam servers on reforger are goated

[twin bear]

just a shame the cool mods keep getting outdated every fuckin patch so i have to wait

[polar kernel]

i like to do 2 man mortar crews on them

a good 45 mins of softening sites till someone finally comes to hunt u down

[onyx igloo]

should i see if i can make some smash burgers on the flat top grill tmr

[twin bear]

ill just sit in the bush for an hour

just to kill one GI

then die

to a machinegunner

[viral echo]

and then there were 3, now i have machine guns

sorry 4

[twin bear]

burgers

yes

[viral echo]

i keep forgetting one

[onyx igloo]

Hotdogs?

Byeah

[viral echo]

yum

[onyx igloo]

Burgers?

[twin bear]

whos the cutie named 1

[onyx igloo]

Byeah

[viral echo]

yum

[twin bear]

a servitor skull would be a cute pet

ngl

[twin bear]

name him bubbles

[onyx igloo]

you know what the world needs more of? Schnitzel.

[twin bear]

because thats what his blood did while i boiled his flesh off