#general_chat

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abstract raven
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i come LAST

onyx igloo
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his house is encased in toilet paper

solemn quartz
onyx igloo
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and his face

abstract raven
last spoke
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This is all I know about that game

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abstract raven
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its hilarious

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and also my ships can come true

solemn quartz
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ships u with u

onyx igloo
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my character also has no love life just like my real life

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no bitches

abstract raven
abstract raven
solemn quartz
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the chinese dish?

last spoke
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And how much money did people give to Nintendo for that one?

abstract raven
brazen lantern
abstract raven
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can i say pirating here

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fuck

solemn quartz
last spoke
abstract raven
shrewd smelt
abstract raven
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all hail the PZ gods

abstract raven
last spoke
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I don't even play PZ

abstract raven
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what the FUCK

shrewd smelt
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What is PZ?

last spoke
abstract raven
solemn quartz
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projects all your zomboids like bob zomboid

last spoke
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I've watched Mrp play it a bunch
Doesn't seem like my jam

harsh vault
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gudnight chat

last spoke
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Simple as really

abstract raven
onyx igloo
abstract raven
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thats ok

abstract raven
harsh vault
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@last spoke i want a goodnight from you especially

solemn quartz
abstract raven
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not mine

last spoke
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Next you'll be wanting me to tuck you into bed too

abstract raven
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my cats are cool

onyx igloo
abstract raven
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and guinea pig shaped

harsh vault
last spoke
harsh vault
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goodnight floofie?

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say ittt

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u never do

last spoke
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Go bed, sleep good

harsh vault
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smh

last spoke
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Ninight

harsh vault
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yaay

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nini

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baiii

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someday you will wish me sweet dweams

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@last spoke sleep not going well so far, got glass stuck in me

onyx igloo
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My cat

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Is sopping wet

abstract raven
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cat gotta go in the pot

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cat soup

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do it NOW

onyx igloo
abstract raven
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cats scare me lowkey

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because they can literally scratch the fuck outta me if they want

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like dogs have big fat nails that dont hurt as much

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but cats have little built in razors

onyx igloo
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dude im holding a pissy goblin with one hand

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or dudette

abstract raven
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dudthey

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HAHA

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just kidding

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dude is fine

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im at a weird time of my like tho lowkey

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that may change

onyx igloo
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Punishment for making me damp

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You just gotta get a fat orange

abstract raven
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a cat would lowkey eat my guinea pigs

idle raven
abstract raven
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hi

solemn quartz
abstract raven
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i cant theyre my friends

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theyre little coquette princesses

polar kernel
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woah mama they sealed me as a disembodied singing head for eternity mama

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abstract raven
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aint nothin but a hound dog

idle raven
abstract raven
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HAhaha

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jinx

idle raven
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Great minds think alike

polar kernel
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thank u

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my kitten is on my lap watching me play games

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what a guy

abstract raven
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escape from tarkov

polar kernel
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correct

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gold star

abstract raven
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me asf af

viral echo
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guinea pigs are a lie

abstract raven
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nooo

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theyre real i promise

viral echo
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they are not pigs

abstract raven
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yeah but

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theyre rodents

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that are short and dont have tails

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which is cuter

onyx igloo
abstract raven
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are you frickin serious

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i need you to show me your island soon

idle raven
viral echo
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I'm hungry

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oh wait it's sunny now?

onyx igloo
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its actually my friends islabd but we all add characters

abstract raven
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HAHAHA

onyx igloo
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yeah

abstract raven
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well if you get a pic lmk

hazy monolith
abstract raven
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ok evil kitty why are you doing that even

polar kernel
onyx igloo
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give him a western hat

abstract raven
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give him 2 so he has options

polar kernel
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he gets crazy

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i fear he may turn on me soon

tall glen
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hey all this is a wax museum in Brazil\

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pic related me and the wife

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hey coolchip

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I am eating buttery crackers that have also had fudge put on them

twin bear
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shrek is

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life

hazy monolith
twin bear
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@neon bramble is there a way to make the ieds bigger

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for luddic path

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now i gotta delete this fuckass minecraft launcher

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what a waste of time😔

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why the fuck cant i stream in the vcs

last spoke
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The bots can't watch?

twin bear
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cant join any vc nor make one

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and i could stream pz before

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i barely use them why would they be locked

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makes no sense

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i had access a few days ago

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bruh i had to rereact

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🥀

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wth lol

vital marten
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for a sec I thought they broke it

twin bear
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i think imma just not play anything anymore for awhile

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cant even joke around aboutr killing someones cats in a video game without losing a potential friend

twin bear
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works now tho idk why it didnt before

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actually scratch that

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new mod released

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fuck minecraft and nmrih

vital marten
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Project Zone

twin bear
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the only boring part about that game

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is the loot

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too much of the same thing

viral echo
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play Katamari instead

twin bear
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no that sounds trash

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id rather play diverge mafia rp

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at least there im not being forced to play along with someones delusions

viral echo
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nah na na na nana na

twin bear
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no kiss will be sung in pz general

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please nuke this user

viral echo
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fuck I've got the Katamari song in my head now

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why do i do this to myself

tall glen
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can I get a kiss?

twin bear
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no u deserve nothing

tall glen
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dang

twin bear
tall glen
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I was gonna trade some cheese

twin bear
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got eem

twin bear
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nobody wants any

tall glen
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Elden Cheese is the hardest Fromsoft game

twin bear
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idk imo ds2 is pretty tuff

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elden is polished

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very polished

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for a fromsoftware game that is

last spoke
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I've got a really funny joke but it uses text formatting and I'd get timed out for that

tall glen
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no I'll allow it

twin bear
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yeah listen to the nobody

vital marten
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No longer rainy day

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Here comes the sun dodododo

young kelp
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where a dragon can suddenly die on

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I wanted to kill it, not watch it die

twin bear
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i lowkey wish the sun didnt exist so nobody could feel its warmth

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would force us to make better insulation here

twin bear
young kelp
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plump fellow

twin bear
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im gonna pk my side char for fun

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never got pkd before i wonder how he'll die

hollow grove
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he is the one who knocks

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so far walter white and dr. house are the only two men on my island

vital marten
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one to make the supply and one to use it

twin bear
vital marten
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good choices

hollow grove
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we also added dr. house

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vital marten
twin bear
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dr freak*

hollow grove
twin bear
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so is that just miis

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but they simulate lives

onyx igloo
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you can paint the miis face

twin bear
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i think imma bust out the coke i had to stay up i night

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whats another 2 years of soberness

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ill just make another kid

neon bramble
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gotta track down it's ability and see what you can do there

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ship systems in general are pretty configurable

onyx igloo
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MY FAN IS MAKING AN ANNOYING CLICKING NOISE

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I NEED THE AIRFLOW BUT I WANT THE SLEEP

barren raven
twin bear
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yipeeee

neon bramble
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iron shell has an ability that parries missiles

twin bear
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i just have to make them do more ballistic dmg i suppose

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since theres no wy to just outright make the explosions bigger

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unless there is a hullmod

neon bramble
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I dont think shrapnel is a huge issue in starsector tech

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cause fragmentation damage is the weakest damage type

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25% to shields/armor

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since conventional armor piercing does not exist and we rely on physically tearing the armor apart

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oh wait I misread

neon bramble
twin bear
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like talons with 1mil hp but 1 dmg

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😭

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also @tall glen i was joking earlier

toxic hawk
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No he wasn't

twin bear
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nobody deserves nothing

toxic hawk
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Now you better go back to ambiguous

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i need that video yesterday

twin bear
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bro always does some fucked up shit in cityskylines or wtv

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oh jesus christ

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i might not be alive to see gta6 release

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oh hell nah

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i refuse to let my body wither before that

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itll take 20 years for that shit to release and i prolly got like

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15 left max

tall glen
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I'm gonna live forever, I'm gonna learn how to fly

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I'm gonna live forever, or I'm gonna go down in flames

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FAME

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I am singing musicals now, shoot me

quasi slate
neon bramble
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get jumped by ordos in hyperspace

twin bear
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im alrdy suffering on hard

neon bramble
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false

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you don't know suffering

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along with buffs to fighters, faster and harder hitting missiles

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I cannot stress how miserable combined guard fleet is with layered armor

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even high tech ships can shrug off weaker hits that ate them alive before

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while the remnants become terror and fear

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so both armor skills (impact mitigation and polarized armor) because of the integrated alpha cores

neon bramble
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dont think I touched the base nex settings in a long time

twin bear
twin bear
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holy shit

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💀

quasi slate
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play the ark mod for project zomboid today!

twin bear
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why would i want to play as a vox

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those guys suck

hollow grove
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i added peter griffin, hank hill, asgore and jesus christ to my tomodachi life island

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what if i added spiffo

lyric galleon
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finally got a proper ak

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twin bear
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the ak is good tho

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better than constantly pumping a bb shooter

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just to kill unarmored enemies

lyric galleon
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i usually use my revolver rifle

twin bear
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imagine dying to a steel ball out of a homemade blaster

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embarrassing much

icy vigil
twin bear
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brainfart IV sure let the rot get to it

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games whole thing was rotting servers

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and the game itself rotted

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rly sad

icy vigil
strange spruce
twin bear
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was fun while it lasted

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scum on top

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fuck cortex

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blue eyes

strange spruce
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I still rember the time me and other scum were cornered by a limitator

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N i just jumped down the tunnel and did a long flank when they were trading shots

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And flanked them with a ak

twin bear
strange spruce
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That other scumbag was screaming in voip while that was happening that limitator prob never forgor dat

twin bear
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lemme see if i can find it

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ofc its the only empty one

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and theres kenshi in my zs folder

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lmaoo

oblique stream
rotund sleet
lyric galleon
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finally found a long barrel

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glass wigeon
twin bear
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aura

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the word sacks is blocked by UMG lmao

hollow grove
lyric galleon
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metro

idle raven
young kelp
twin bear
young kelp
prisma slate
lyric galleon
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yup

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i love it

twin bear
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and soon there will be even more metro

prisma slate
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it's good, i'll play it again soon

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Yeah very exited for the new game

twin bear
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@toxic hawk

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now i have the confidence to complete max difficulty anxiety

quasi slate
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dam same layout as pz

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are both games made with same assets off github somewhere

sacred schooner
young kelp
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chat, do not under any cirsumstances fight more than 1 lindwurm

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holy shit they are lethal, each attack can either kill or cripple a brother and they attack twice in aoe or 2 tile range

compact schooner
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Hi everyone

young kelp
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only a shield can keep them alive or rngsus dodges

young kelp
young kelp
icy vigil
young kelp
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only slept for less than an hour today

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was planning to sleep at 4am and wake up at 8am, but someone called me on my phone and ended up waking up at 5am and body couldn't go back to sleep

half kettle
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try not to fall unconcious

icy vigil
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my groupmates--my leader

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is an imbecile

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dum idot

pale berry
twin bear
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a rare modern zombie game gem

pale berry
twin bear
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i went OFF after that bruh

toxic hawk
twin bear
twin bear
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and i keep having doors slam in my face

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this is the second time lmao

half kettle
twin bear
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they do that

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sadly

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🥀

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zombies can open them

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and they auto shut

toxic hawk
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Doors are on a cooldown

twin bear
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so if im not perfectly placed

toxic hawk
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they auto close afte ra bit

half kettle
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thats lame!

twin bear
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i just had opened it and killed the 4 runners with my hatchet

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didnt have enough time unfortunate

toxic hawk
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Machete supmremacy

twin bear
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no spwns so far for them

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they keep giving me hatchet and m9

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but hey it works

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fuck rifles

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too much space

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plus

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realism = any bullet one taps head

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so pistols are better imo for moving quickly

twin bear
lyric galleon
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i went to straight jump on a multiplayer match

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what happened to shame

twin bear
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just need to figure out keeping ammo since the horde outside those barricaded doors is massive

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i need the ammo to clear a path so i can just bolt

twin bear
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kind of crazy

pale berry
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@toxic hawk would infected wolves be able to bite through denim

twin bear
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😭

pale berry
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Almost all survivors wear denim

toxic hawk
toxic hawk
twin bear
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i always liked the latent viral infection lore for zombies

pale berry
twin bear
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its rly the only way i see zombies overrunning humanity

toxic hawk
# pale berry Its a prion disease btw

Then nah, they'd be having a lot of neurological symptomes that get in the way of muscle. nerve functions so i would go with probably not
Depending on stage of infection.

twin bear
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i got interested in nmrih lore any lore that goes back in time to discuss related ailments is cool to me

minor pollen
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How do i contact a mod regarding a kid saying the N-word

half kettle
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dm this guy

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its a robot

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i cant ping him from the mass of spiffo security

minor pollen
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got it

half kettle
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@marble shadow

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bingo

minor pollen
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Thank you

half kettle
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You're welcome.

toxic hawk
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I think they dont one tap.runners either

pale berry
toxic hawk
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You can kill by bodushots btw

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Just takes a lot of ammo

stone meadow
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spent the last half an hour making sure my friend doesnt bleed out

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interesting way to end a night out

supple raft
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also an interesting way to start a conversation

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well, unique would be more fitting

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all good?

quasi slate
half kettle
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beutiful

toxic hawk
twin bear
quasi slate
stone meadow
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theyre probably better at the whole keeping blood inside of you thing than me

supple raft
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hope everything goes fine mate

stone meadow
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yeah thank god it wasnt arterial

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they took their time getting there

supple raft
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i just realized i have not seen an ambulance in my life

stone meadow
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the 999 operator was also very rude

supple raft
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oh that sucks

stone meadow
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kept being snippy over stuff

quasi slate
stone meadow
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Like my bad i dont know what my friends birthday is, hes bleeding out in front of me

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So extra for no reason

supple raft
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the stress that an attitude like that gives on the moment must be horrible

stone meadow
stone meadow
idle raven
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What happened?

half kettle
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How'd he cut himself to bleed that bad

supple raft
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the fact that you could keep it in control is really impressive by itself man, im sorry that you had to endure the attitude on top of everything

toxic hawk
twin bear
toxic hawk
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You do

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Its called trial and error

twin bear
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i get to the hospital and i over extend

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or i dont push hard enough

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still getting used too pushing the right times tbf

toxic hawk
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No time like the present. After that, I'll help you do underground 😌

twin bear
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currently looking for the card? in shelter

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no idea what to do the marked door doesnt lead anywhere lol

toxic hawk
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Follow the other objective

idle raven
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People think there are hundreds of animals, there arent. There are tigers, there are leopards, there are crocodiles and there are polar bears.

supple raft
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theres also like the flying shits

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parrot of the city, forgot the name

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pigeons

quasi slate
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the hazmat suit didnt do anything

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icy vigil
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i be proofin

honest burrow
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But today is Saturday, Frogski.

honest burrow
supple raft
mild gate
twin bear
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like

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literally

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all of them were running

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lmao

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yeh i cant do that solo

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unless i disab;led spawns and cheesed it

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they all just swarm me and no matter how many i hit at the same time

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they stunlock me

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who tf is able to run past like 30 runners in a small hallway bro i wanna knoqw

mild gate
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Whats the game

toxic hawk
toxic hawk
twin bear
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i cant walk cuz they outpace me

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i think i just made it too hard for myself

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after the control room

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every single zombie runs and i can survivbe for a bit but

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sheesh

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once i get past the truck on the streets

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massive horde

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i think ill disable some mutations

toxic hawk
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Just walk and occasionally sprint

twin bear
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oh i know why they were killing me in every turn now

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they had a speed boost and dmg boost im so stupid

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i forgot i downloaded that mod

toxic hawk
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Lol

twin bear
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🥀

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this should be way easier now that its deleted

twin bear
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almost certain they are always gonna be runners in here tho

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even on casual prolly

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just seems like thats how they wanted the encounter to be

half kettle
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multihit is insane

twin bear
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fak i gotta do a zoom call like an old person for a job

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hopefully they see the value in an uneducated 22 yr old

hollow grove
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added a few more

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yes i do fully intend to kindle a romance between peter griffin and hank hill

polar kernel
quasi slate
pale berry
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@toxic hawk rq rate the fictional uniforms

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quasi slate
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I finished the ark mod for project zomboid and i can finally give my review:
I got bored and went to play games on my phone lol

hidden spruce
toxic hawk
hazy monolith
harsh vault
onyx igloo
hazy monolith
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what type of car is this

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so big

plush cobalt
plush cobalt
harsh vault
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omar!

plush cobalt
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Hey floof

harsh vault
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i need your help

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today is special day

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i can eat

plush cobalt
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Were you previously unable to eat due to some sort of medical condition, if you don't mind my asking

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Otherwise I don't understand

harsh vault
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yes

plush cobalt
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I see

harsh vault
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every other day

plush cobalt
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How can I help

harsh vault
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i eat

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give me recommendations

plush cobalt
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There are so many dishes

harsh vault
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what will be the thing i eat for this day

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did you say taco bell?

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good choice

plush cobalt
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What type of thing seems like your style? A meal? A single f–

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Oh

harsh vault
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im messing

onyx igloo
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well sis

harsh vault
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a single food is my thing

hazy monolith
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i think you should be the last person eating that

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😭

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maybe eat some burger king

harsh vault
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kibble

plush cobalt
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“You shouldn't eat taco bell” Good advice, there are so many better option— “Eat burger king instead” 😐

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What ever happened to flipping to a random page in a cookbook

hazy monolith
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i said maybe

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plus i didnt mean it as "taco bell isnt good"

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im saying that because taco bell usually causes stomach problems and floofie is the last person who needs that

plush cobalt
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Too late I'm already judging you and making fun of you and canceling you

hazy monolith
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and i said burger king because its one of the few fast foods that isnt full of preservaties

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which shouldnt upset floofie's stomach

harsh vault
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hating on all

plush cobalt
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Too many unproblematic and kind people out there have no haters

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Someone has to change that

brazen lantern
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Maybe cook something

harsh vault
plush cobalt
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No one is safe from my wrath 😀

harsh vault
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except me

brazen lantern
stiff geyser
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Do you hate me, Omar?

plush cobalt
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I'm sure if I looked hard enough I could find myself making fun of mod-friendly ribbing 🙂 most people here

plush cobalt
onyx igloo
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he is anus

stiff geyser
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What

plush cobalt
harsh vault
onyx igloo
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cook it

stiff geyser
harsh vault
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evil...

hazy monolith
stiff geyser
brazen lantern
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Nah a broken spine is pretty chaotic evil

hazy monolith
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whenever i lay on my belly in bed

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my back hurts

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i dont think i should be having back pains

plush cobalt
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Perhaps it's even good if you're doing it to, say, a lich

brazen lantern
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Bane gives Batman a hug and breaks his spine

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What Disney princess is he?

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Take the quiz to find out!

stiff geyser
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@harsh vault did you download my prison? UwU

harsh vault
plush cobalt
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I think bane would be belle from beauty and the beast

stiff geyser
harsh vault
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i will download

stiff geyser
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The peak

plush cobalt
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For your thumbnail, I'd recommend changing it to a picture of me giving a thumbs-up and removing the name. I think this would convey the idea of the map much better. Looks great otherwise

twin bear
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lmao i got denied because they want to hire someone with "less opportunities"

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the fuck does that mean lol

plush cobalt
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Why would they even say that

brazen lantern
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Use rainbow letters

stiff geyser
twin bear
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🥀 im literally broke and need this job to keep payingfor my apt

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like bruh

brazen lantern
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Unironically

twin bear
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i AM the perfect person to hire if thats why they are hiring someone and who even says that fr

mild gate
twin bear
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i think they just didnt want me

plush cobalt
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Well you have the opportunity to be homeless, maybe they want to give the job to someone who doesn't

mild gate
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I hate caring abt opinon of "others"

plush cobalt
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(I hope you can find something, that's a scary situation to be in)

mild gate
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So my classmates

mild gate
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Floof

plush cobalt
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Why do you hate that

harsh vault
mild gate
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Its

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Annoying

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Amd thier social norms

twin bear
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ill find work

mild gate
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Arent

twin bear
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if it comes to it

brazen lantern
mild gate
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Norms

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At all

twin bear
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ill just do yard work

harsh vault
twin bear
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and grind again

mild gate
harsh vault
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yaya

mild gate
twin bear
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i may be drinkig every night to sleep but i aint that depressed thankfully

plush cobalt
mild gate
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I cant type like this

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As its very boring and I like clicking the button to send messeges

plush cobalt
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I see

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Thank you for the explanation

mild gate
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Small dopamine boost

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:D

harsh vault
mild gate
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Nicee

brazen lantern
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Eat some carbs

mild gate
#

Whats a carb

half kettle
twin bear
#

i dont cry much

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that shit got drained out of me by the time i was like

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13 lol

mild gate
half kettle
#

True.

mild gate
#

Buy some melatonin

half kettle
#

I stopped crying at 12, now i just tear up slightly.

mild gate
#

Its healthier

brazen lantern
#

I assure you

half kettle
#

At big sad events for sure we'll cry again.

twin bear
#

ill cry when thragg dies

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that is true

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well when he dies

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again

half kettle
#

Hairline Viltrum?

twin bear
toxic hawk
twin bear
#

im convinced they arent conquesting it

#

theyre just having a stroke

#

welp as best ever food review guy said

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my disappointment is immeasurable

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wasted an hr of my life trying to sell my soul to corpos and they wont even take an underpaid intern lmaoo

#

back to trying to kill my way through shelter

stiff geyser
#

Imagine looking for job in the big 2026

twin bear
#

(i realize now that i need to prep before i leave the exit door

#

too many in the front without a throw away id be wasting time i only got 20 mins on the map

twin bear
#

its actually rage inducing

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towns so full of people who know eachother that they just get hired by family

stiff geyser
#

Every job opening I see has over two thousand people applying

twin bear
#

and people expect me to buy games and eat at restaurants

stiff geyser
#

Yeah

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Tbh I think I'll never be able to afford my own place

twin bear
#

im starting to think that

stiff geyser
#

I'm not even talking about owning the place, just renting

twin bear
#

life is getting too real

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too fast

twin bear
#

i can somewhat survive renting

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but im in debt now so i have to GRIND asap

stiff geyser
#

Can't get a job cause I'm not qualified enough I guess and college professors have been on strike for the entire year

#

Like wtf am I supposed to do

twin bear
#

i dont even have anything past highschool

#

itd cost too much for me to take any classes sadly

#

or id try my hand at graphics design

stiff geyser
#

My college is free but yeah... Strikes

twin bear
#

getting older is realizing that everything is just being held together with scotch tape and dreams

#

i swear

stiff geyser
#

Right now I'm just working with my parents for pennies while trying to get something better tired

twin bear
#

my mother has been acting strange lately

stiff geyser
#

Can't complain... I'm not at risk of being homeless or anything

twin bear
#

i think she might be under the influence again

#

thats rly good

#

i wouldnt wish not having a home on anyone

stiff geyser
#

But I don't want to live with my parents with zero savings till I'm 40

#

But getting a job is so fucking hard. No one even replies to my applications

#

Then all the boomers just telling me to walk into any office, ask to see the manager and impress them with a firm handshake

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Lmao

viral echo
stiff geyser
#

Idk

#

Doesn't help that my country is in a bad moment

subtle shoal
#

you people need to lock the fuck in

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viral echo
#

we are all pretty much fucked no matter who you are.

stiff geyser
#

All companies are shrinking so they ain't hiring new people. They only hire new people if someone essential quits or retires

viral echo
#

everyone can be replaced

stiff geyser
#

And they expect years of experience

#

The entry level job is dead fr

viral echo
#

I'm pretty sure the only jobs that will be left are going to be the trade jobs

vital marten
#

I’m in trades, when you can’t find work I’ll give you something easy to do

viral echo
#

then you have the problem, if everyone is a plumber carpenter and electrician then why would you need those as well...

vital marten
quasi slate
viral echo
#

experience doesn't matter for shit when people will work for nothing because they need to eat

stiff geyser
vital marten
#

Can’t get anything done in construction without experience regardless of pay

viral echo
#

a race to the bottom

#

the only people who win are the ultra rich

#

they get their slave class again

stiff geyser
vital marten
#

They’ll leave me 2000 blue tapes on the walls to fix

supple raft
#

lets goo

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stiff geyser
#

Lmao that reminds me of a job opening I saw. It was for a hotel. The job description was just "handling luggage" and "informing the guests of the hotel amenities" and stuff like that. The job required a degree for hospitality or whatever you call it. Fucking bullshit

viral echo
#

the joke is you need a degree + experience

vital marten
#

You absolutely cannot just hire anyone lmfao

viral echo
#

the education system is a scam

vital marten
#

Or assume they can do shit

half kettle
#

company training is a myth

vital marten
#

You can be 57 and not know how to put up a door smh

viral echo
#

i think you are better off learning something on your own, then bullshitting your way into a job

stiff geyser
viral echo
#

what are they gonna do if they find out, fire you...

half kettle
#

sue you i think

#

They can press charges if i recall right

vital marten
#

Thankfully it’s easy to tell who doesn’t know what they say they know

viral echo
#

and if you do a good job they probably wont care

vital marten
#

Only need 1 day

viral echo
#

unless you need a license to do said job

vital marten
#

I guess so

half kettle
#

Lou you work construction?

stiff geyser
#

Rn I'm just praying that my PZ mods generate some money lol

vital marten
#

Painters are finishers so our job is highly dependent on a good job

#

It has to be good

vital marten
#

I like new construction more

toxic hawk
#

Just go to the the hospital and work as a nurse or a doctor bro, anyone can do it, it's that easy

half kettle
#

Do you train people on site?

vital marten
#

I have before

viral echo
#

people with fake degrees from india do it

vital marten
#

Painting isn’t hard, someone fresh outta highschool could do it

#

Just takes years to get good at it, like anything

toxic hawk
#

I4m stupid, so just point me towards manual labor and i'll get it done, moving stuff etc

stiff geyser
#

Gotta love the world going to shit when it's my turn to be an adult

viral echo
#

it's been going to shit for decades

vital marten
toxic hawk
#

Your Temporal facture is not worksite related 😌

stiff geyser
#

My story is particularly funny. Finished highschool, had three days of college and COVID lockdowns hit lmao

viral echo
#

every year things other than cheap Chinese crap get less affordable

half kettle
#

Where does one find a manual labor job to apply to hmm..

vital marten
stiff geyser
#

Those were three really rough years

half kettle
#

Some warehouse in the middle of the desert perhaps

vital marten
#

I guess so

viral echo
#

oh you have a cheap TV, but your house takes 70% of your wage...

twin bear
vital marten
#

I wouldn’t call painting manual labor, I mean it is but I work harder cleaning my house

#

Easy work

stiff geyser
vital marten
#

Only the old timers call it hard and that’s cause their knees and backs gone to shit

toxic hawk
#

Medicine is easy too, 90%% of the work si giving consults for other specialties3 and telling how big an idiot they are

#

Paid to call people stupid :D

viral echo
#

the other option, be extremely intelligent like my brother and get a $150,000 a year job at a tech company

vital marten
#

Beyond me

viral echo
#

he also bullshitted his way into his career

twin bear
stiff geyser
#

Do doctors make good money?

vital marten
viral echo
#

he started off out of university trying to get a job for about a year and he had a physics degree

stiff geyser
#

Living in a city with 15 million people is kinda fucking my opportunities lol

vital marten
#

Yeah I can imagine

#

There’s only 45k here

viral echo
#

then he ended up bullshitting his way into a job for a defense contracting company say yeah yeah I know all about X, luckily the interviewer didn't know shit about the job either

vital marten
stiff geyser
#

Seriously any job I apply to has over 2000 people applying

#

Shit is hard

vital marten
#

Kinda like being a rat in a cage

viral echo
#

then he learned how to do his job while working there

twin bear
#

i made the zombies a lil too tanky i thought i could be him and use mutations still @toxic hawk

#

🥀 they need three hits to the head now lmao

#

its fun tho

vital marten
#

Humans are meant to live in groups, but I wholeheartedly believe that cities don’t work like that

viral echo
#

now he is only one of a hand full of people in the world that knows how do to the job he does, so he will never be out of a job

vital marten
#

Cities are predatory in nature, just people packed in like sardines trying to survive against the ticking of time

viral echo
#

he doesn't go looking for a job, they send him offers

vital marten
#

Well ain’t that nice

#

Bros reputation go crazy

viral echo
#

thats how he got the 150k a year job

#

someone sent him an offer, we went to go talk to them they said will will give you x a year to work here, we went nope give me 150k and walked off and a week later they phoned him back LOL

vital marten
#

I just want a studio apartment, all bills, for $750 is that too much to ask pz_sob

stiff geyser
vital marten
quasi slate
#

lol she locked me up

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viral echo
#

it was double what his last job was paying him

stiff geyser
#

Cities just won't allow communities to form

vital marten
#

Community hardly exists in small towns anymore either honestly

viral echo
#

he was trying to see if he could get a pay rise at the company he was working for and didn't expect them to come back and say yes

toxic hawk
toxic hawk
stiff geyser
#

UwU

#

It's hard

#

Instagram is so fucking addictive

viral echo
#

lucky bastard

twin bear
#

so i am forcing myself to no hit this map to prove i cna play properly

#

idk maybe im too fucked up to think clearly

viral echo
#

of all the places, he now works for Snap, I still have no idea what they do other than make a chat thing

#

he didn't expect to be working there for long

twin bear
#

i dont like ig

vital marten
quasi slate
twin bear
#

too much softcore porn

#

and politics

viral echo
#

They wanted to make those augmented reality glasses so they hired him to make them.

vital marten
#

Now I can’t even shoot my BB gun in town because that is an illegal action

twin bear
#

i sold my .22

vital marten
#

I love my small town in Texas

twin bear
#

no use for it here

vital marten
#

Lotta crazies coming in from outta state

twin bear
#

i am not in need of a gun atm, area is too populated

#

well condensed that is

hazy monolith
vital marten
hazy monolith
#

i didnt think of the latter

twin bear
#

they heard gun and figured

#

oh american

#

thing

toxic hawk
#

you actual numbnuts

twin bear
#

smh we love our guns but dont enforce proper laws

#

i digress tho

hazy monolith
#

so many different laws in different states

twin bear
hazy monolith
#

micro countries

vital marten
vital marten
viral echo
#

shooting people with a bb gun is illegal they they don't agree

twin bear
#

i do like the faster sprinters but i removed that shit

toxic hawk
#

Idiot

hazy monolith
#

the same happens to me

vital marten
twin bear
hazy monolith
#

i keep trying to impress unexistent people

#

😭

twin bear
#

isnt that what matters

viral echo
#

where do you live...

twin bear
#

killing the zombies with my screen half black with 28 days later theme playing

toxic hawk
#

You dont gotta preach to me, i'm an elden ring player, But still lmao play the game normally
Or dont tbh if you're having fun thats that

twin bear
#

its peak to me

vital marten
viral echo
#

the fuck

vital marten
#

I honestly don’t think the police would enforce that law

#

It’s stupid

viral echo
#

you are allowed to shoot people with real guns in texas

#

but the bb gun is going too far 🤔

vital marten
viral echo
#

i never understood the USA

vital marten
viral echo
#

most places you are not allowed to own a crossbow either

hazy monolith
#

i found out today that 28 days later theme is the one ive heard in creepypastas

vital marten
#

you cannot shoot someone in Texas if they have their back turned to you

hazy monolith
#

isnt 28 days later a zombie apocalypse in britain

toxic hawk
vital marten
#

Cops told me if they do that when you shoot face them other way

viral echo
#

isn't there some places in the USA where you are technically allowed to duel to the death

hazy monolith
vital marten
#

The logic is if they have their back turned to you they pose no threat

hazy monolith
vital marten
#

So bad to shoot them

#

This is why you turn them around

hazy monolith
#

theres always the group of people who went completely evil and insane

#

its in fallout

#

in dying light

#

in skyrim even tho thats not post apocalyptic

twin bear
#

this war of mine isnt post apoc but it shows what ppl can rly be like

vital marten
hazy monolith
vital marten
#

Not that crazy though

twin bear
#

we could duel

vital marten
#

Dddddduel

twin bear
#

id buy a musket with a laser sight

#

smite thine ops

vital marten
viral echo
hazy monolith
#

i got a question

viral echo
#

they should bring it back

hazy monolith
#

is the american/cheddar cheese like the most popular cheese in america

twin bear
viral echo
#

if two consenting people want to duel to the death why stop them?

vital marten
hazy monolith
#

the purge

twin bear
#

open up arena but irl

#

id pay to see idiots shoot at eachother for "glory" and "money"

#

shit if they opted for it

#

i aint got nothing against it

viral echo
quasi slate
#

One cool thing about twitter you get paid 2k usd biweekly for just using the app

twin bear
#

smth about a backout clause too

#

if the person was drunk

#

or unable to think clearly

#

a third party would judge whether or not the duel is fit to commence

viral echo
#

although to be fair a lot of duels ended with nobody dying

oblique stream
vital marten
twin bear
#

yeah they were purely to prove a point most of the time

#

or something similar even business disputes

#

kind of wild how hardcore ppl were

viral echo
#

well it's not like there was good law enforcement, so you had to settle disputes another way

vital marten
twin bear
#

shit there isnt much to do now but read play games and get drunk for me

#

i aint far off

viral echo
#

i challenge you to a duel sir...

#

oh fuck not again

twin bear
#

although i could never imagine robbing a bank since id have to threaten peoples wellbeing

#

i dislike conflict irl

glass wigeon
#

gigachad squirrels

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toxic hawk
glass wigeon
#

who need human friend when u can tlak to animal fr

vital marten
viral echo
#

the duels before guns were fucking hardcore though

twin bear
#

dont get me wrong if someone did something truly terrible

#

i might flip a switch

#

and see red

#

but thats never going to happen

#

not again that is lol

viral echo
#

first one to draw blood wins

twin bear
#

just two dudes with dull blades thwackin eachother

viral echo
#

wonder what it would be like to exist in that time

vital marten
quasi slate
viral echo
#

everything trying to kill you

vital marten
#

Did you call your wife an animal

quasi slate
#

She is more like a pet to me

hazy monolith
quasi slate
viral echo
#

the wildlife, bandits, brigands and some rando challenging you to a duel because you looked at him funny

#

it's always nice to have a pet

vital marten
hazy monolith
#

in reverse

quasi slate
viral echo
vital marten
#

They stole my ancestors family and wife

#

And he had to find his wife and have all new kids

#

Crazy story

hazy monolith
#

what if instead of ragebaiting your bro

half kettle
#

whut

hazy monolith
#

you start kissbaiting him

vital marten
half kettle
#

What happend to the kidnapped kids??

vital marten
#

They were killed lol

hazy monolith
viral echo
#

then you had to defend your wife from all the struggle cuddlers

half kettle
#

Damn.

vital marten
#

Death march

tiny goblet
#

hello

viral echo
#

what a time to be alive

tiny goblet
#

just got this game so freaking exitced

vital marten
# half kettle What happend to the kidnapped kids??

Wife was pregnant, baby too weak so killed in river

Two kids tied up to trees and shot with arrows, the other given to the herbalist of the tribe that lived down the river, he fell off the boat and drowned

#

Wife was sold to a Canadian man

hazy monolith
viral echo
#

and sometimes you just ended up being sold into slavery, that is bad RNG tho

tiny goblet
vital marten
#

My ancestor went to the tribe, found out the information, then went to Canada and found her

quasi slate
#

Is this real or video game lore

vital marten
#

It is said she had aged so much due to the stress she looked like a different woman

vital marten
half kettle
quasi slate
#

The ancestry tree

half kettle
viral echo
#

LOL

vital marten
#

Traced myself back to Ireland