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uncut epoch
hazy monolith
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dio's neck son

uncut epoch
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yee

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i forgor the exact details

hazy monolith
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but yeah here are the details

stiff geyser
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I was supposed to just test the mod but I ended up going on a rampage again smh

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hazy monolith
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10 million zombies

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only one will win

stiff geyser
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Idk it's funny to run around the prison lol

hazy monolith
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im tarkin it

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stiff geyser
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Funny thing is that I spawned inside the prison so it was empty

hazy monolith
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ever seen john tarkin without his weaponry?

stiff geyser
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That's just all the zombies surrounding the prison finding their way in šŸ˜­

hazy monolith
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like its some kind of

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NAKED

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tarkov

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having to SURVIVE

hazy monolith
rain mango
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i feel like i come off as chatgpt to people who arent my besties

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only responding when spoken to

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dear pz general,

am i a bad person?

-signed, evelyn

hazy monolith
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you come off as

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well

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i dont know how to describe it

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not a bad thing but

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i only know one way to describe it

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šŸ˜­šŸ˜­

rain mango
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what am i

tall glen
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a good person?

hazy monolith
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probably

supple raft
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a person is a safer bet

tall glen
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a real human bean

supple raft
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beans

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yummy

tall glen
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am making cheesy ramen with some leftover beans in it later

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and extra cheese

supple raft
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cheese is also good

vital marten
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Heā€™s got a measuring system and everything lmao

hazy monolith
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interesting

vital marten
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Thatā€™ll be $250

hazy monolith
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turn based*

hazy monolith
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lol

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"nikita, we made a fun mobile game based of tarkov but its a turn based game, nothing too big, would be good if we set it for free so we could expand the franch-"

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"make it 300 bucks for the super fart edition"

vital marten
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Better PMC choices on that one, can play as Skiffā€™s party

hazy monolith
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i still dont know who skiff is

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oh wait right

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guy from the raid films right?

tall glen
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how do I exist here, but fartassman is gone?

hazy monolith
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theres a meme in spanish that says

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"si te excitas, eres exitoso"

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"excitas" would mean "excited", which in spanish can also mean aroused

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and "exitoso" which sounds very similar means "successful"

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its basically saying "if youre excited youre successful"

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its more funny on spanish tho

supple raft
vital marten
hazy monolith
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but it means successful

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search it up

hazy monolith
supple raft
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oh yeah i know that

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my first language is spanish

hazy monolith
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also lou youre busy?

hazy monolith
vital marten
# vital marten Yeah

Iā€™m kinda face blind so I canā€™t 100% tell if itā€™s the same guy but this is him

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supple raft
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still learning it tho drunk

vital marten
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Based on memory Iā€™d say thatā€™s him and quick glances at the film

hazy monolith
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my friend sent me this

hazy monolith
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we went to a religious school hence the name "salesiano"

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basically one day someone made a threat in the bathroom walls that they were gonna do a shooting in the school

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lol

sacred schooner
supple raft
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chilean dialect is funny

hazy monolith
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they all got their own weird ass words

supple raft
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all spanish dialects have weird words

vital marten
hazy monolith
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dont english speakers do the same

sacred schooner
vital marten
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Idk guns sorry lol

hazy monolith
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!!!!

vital marten
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Raid film follows a bear group yes

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Film is in Russian

supple raft
hazy monolith
sacred schooner
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but the vast majority of AKs can be recognized by key features

noble widget
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Fernando Mendozaā€™s life is over guy got drafted to the Las Vegas raiders

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four good players on the raiders now šŸ˜­

hazy monolith
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what are we talking about

noble widget
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NFL

hazy monolith
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what now

noble widget
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American football

hazy monolith
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oh

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whats football

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nah jk

sacred schooner
noble widget
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Soccer if it was awesome

vital marten
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Words thatā€™ll start a war

hazy monolith
vital marten
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Iā€™m serious they fight wars over soccer

noble widget
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Wouldnā€™t be surprised

hazy monolith
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i honestly dont really care about sports

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like theyre cool i guess

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like in my country people really like soccer

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i dont

noble widget
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Literally any country that isnā€™t in North America loves soccer

maiden nymph
vital marten
maiden nymph
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yeah British football bullshit is Philly level

vital marten
maiden nymph
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Theyā€™ll wreck entire districts over a small loss or something

vital marten
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I forgot but learned about it in school at some point

maiden nymph
noble widget
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I have my Saquon Kelly green jersey on but I donā€™t think the eagles pick is until like 1am my time

maiden nymph
vital marten
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Is that where the cheesesteak comes from

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I like those

noble widget
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Yeah

maiden nymph
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Win or lose theyā€™ll just turn over the entire city

maiden nymph
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Literal warzone every time the Super Bowl comes up

noble widget
maiden nymph
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Itā€™s like that joke
ā€œIf they lose, they go home and beat their children. If they win, they go home and beat their children, but triumphantlyā€

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Thatā€™s the same case as Philly football destruction

vital marten
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So you leave the game and

noble widget
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yeah they greased the lampposts last year when we played the chiefs in the Super Bowl

vital marten
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What does that accomplish

noble widget
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In 2018 when the eagles owned Tom Brady they had people climbing lampposts and flipping over cars

maiden nymph
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But itā€™s fun for them

vital marten
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Just go mudding or something

noble widget
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More fun to get drunk and destroy your city at 11am because you WON in the Super Bowl

maiden nymph
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The p in ā€œPhiladelphia eaglesā€ stands for property damage

noble widget
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oh do I not have permission to send gifs

hazy monolith
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meow

vital marten
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You get them at lvl 5 or 10 I forgot which one

noble widget
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Yeah

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Iā€™ve talked in here like twice in the four years Iā€™ve been here

tall glen
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I am back

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whats going on

mystic wigeon
hazy monolith
tall glen
hazy monolith
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whos better

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vaas or nacho

supple raft
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Tboi Greed mode is the most broken thing ever and i love it

hazy monolith
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doesnt the greed mode only exist because isaac's dad was a gambler

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gambler dad and drug addict mom

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horrendous combo

supple raft
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this is fun

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noble widget
hazy monolith
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but no soul hearts}

supple raft
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eh, not necessary for greed

viral echo
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I started a new rimworld game and left my meal outside and something ate it šŸ˜­

tall glen
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that will happen lol

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also keep an eye on predators, they will target you if they are starving and cant find small game

viral echo
vital marten
viral echo
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šŸ˜­

vital marten
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Never had that happen

vital marten
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This is sad

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How can one present themselves in this state

vital marten
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If you can kill them off early with a large force of men

viral echo
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naked and afraid start

vital marten
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Alone?

viral echo
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i need to make a bow so i can hunt something furry and make clothes

vital marten
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You need drugs if youā€™re alone

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Not gonna survive the mental breaks

noble widget
supple raft
noble widget
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Shit wait

vital marten
noble widget
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Weā€™re not talking about rimworld anymore are we

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Wait no we are im talking out of my ass nvm

vital marten
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I mean

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Whatā€™s a man to do without a table

vital marten
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Have you been able to capture someone and grow your colony

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Or is it just rng based as far as the start

viral echo
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my last game random people join you

vital marten
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Whoā€™s your storyteller

viral echo
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well by random I mean some child

vital marten
viral echo
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and take one hit

vital marten
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Pretty much useless though

viral echo
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default storyteller

vital marten
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Childā€™s not worth it

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Feed it to something

hazy monolith
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šŸ‘€

viral echo
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I really wish i didn't start with 0 in plants

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"harvest botched"

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cant even pick berries

vital marten
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If youā€™re alone Iā€™d hope for at least 3-4 in plants, some shooting/melee at the very least

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iirc lvl 4 you get heal root ?

viral echo
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šŸ˜­

vital marten
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Youā€™ll have lots of that

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Might as well plant a whole field

hazy monolith
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lou!

vital marten
hazy monolith
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tark

viral echo
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should i eat the cave mushrooms?

noble widget
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why not šŸ¤·šŸ½

tall glen
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cave mushrooms are fine

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your colonists wont like them

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unless they are undergrounders

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you can convert a lot of yuck food into ok food using a nutrient paste machine

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they will know if its human meat I think

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maybe

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maybe they wont

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the cannabils will know for sure

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and enjoy it more

gritty drift
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@karmic jetty

tall glen
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its one of those days

viral echo
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what are those?

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vital marten
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Mmm

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Things Iā€™d rather not fuck with

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So hereā€™s what you do

viral echo
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oh i have visitors, don't mind me just carving up a dead animal i found with no clothes on.

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vital marten
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You make me wanna play rimworld lol

karmic jetty
gritty drift
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lobotomy

viral echo
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can you do that?

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wall them in and start lots of fires

vital marten
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Yes thatā€™s the common way of dealing with the issue

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You could always procrastinate about it and leave them to grow in number

viral echo
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hmm

vital marten
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An infestation is never a worry if itā€™s always over there /s

viral echo
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will they leave me alone if i leave them alone?

vital marten
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For some time I guess

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Theyā€™re territorial though

viral echo
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they must have been impressed with my cooking skills

vital marten
tall glen
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its charity

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you are so so poor

supple raft
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i have made it worse

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mystic wigeon
ivory grail
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I wonder who that piece of flesh belong to

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viral echo
tall glen
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rimworld fun in primitive mode

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primative is good for dominance runs

noble widget
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I need to play rimworld again

tall glen
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ie, raiding and pillaging

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be a stone age raider, get counter raided by victorian gents with revolvers

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get fucked

noble widget
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I just lowk have no idea what Iā€™m doing after I have food growing

tall glen
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food shelter find a local village, trade for chickens

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that sorta thing

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research research

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buy a slave

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rimworld things

viral echo
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fuck me this thing will feed more for a week

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no idea what killed it, but it's free

vital marten
viral echo
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oh

vital marten
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Eventually it all falls apart because you have shit cards but itā€™s the journey not the destination

viral echo
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will the warg hunt me?

tall glen
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nah

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they do that to kills

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it will kill you eventually though lol

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wargs dont mind hunting humans

vital marten
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Theyā€™re fast too

viral echo
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not much meat left on it šŸ˜­

tall glen
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best bet, wait till you get a trader group visiting, then AGRO the warg and lead it to them

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they kill it, or get killed, its a win win

vital marten
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Yeah unload your problems on other people

noble widget
tall glen
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if a trader group gets attached while visiting they might not visit again for months

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I mean if they take deaths

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but you get to loot them if they die

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all the things they sell, is literally carried on them

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or their pack animals

viral echo
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If i aggro a random animal and run it into some stranger will they help me?

tall glen
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yeah

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dont try it with an elephant

viral echo
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I got a mod dunno which one but oh my god does it make life easier, you can click on a tree and press chop all grown on screen and it even chops stumps

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why is that not a base game feature

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dont!!!

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tall glen
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it is

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you can drag and drop the chop command

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then do it again for stumps

viral echo
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they ate the raw meat on the floor šŸ˜­

tall glen
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yep

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you can try to disable that as a food in the allowed food screen

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but they will ignore the command if starving

viral echo
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no the birds ate it, i don't think they follow the rules

tall glen
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ah

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also never attack crows

ivory grail
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do they spawn at the gate?

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tall glen
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wtf is that bro

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wtf

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do you have anomaly?

viral echo
tall glen
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fool

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they will never forget

viral echo
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i think it might be over for me

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ivory grail
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shit they just ate a kid

viral echo
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LOL

ivory grail
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FUCK NO

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it just knocked out 3 of my guys those fucking metalhorror this is the worst time

viral echo
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oh wow I learned something new

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If you run away for long enough they stop chasing you

ivory grail
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we lost a guy

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viral echo
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it almost had me

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another dead animal for me

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mr warg is my best friend

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most of the meat is left on this one

ivory grail
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we haven't even cleaned up but we shouldn't leave lumi laying there

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tall glen
viral echo
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i hit it a grand total of 0 times with the bow

tall glen
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skill issue

viral echo
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i have 5 skill points in bow!!!

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3 shots with it coming at me all missed

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took some pot shots at it while trying to run away

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and it bit me šŸ˜­

tall glen
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so you have 20% bow skill

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also flamebows arent very accurate

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they are for starting fires and causing panic

viral echo
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WAIT, I'm not ready!!!

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šŸ˜­

vital marten
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Shouldā€™ve went with Randy

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Cassandra a bitch

viral echo
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I'm half way though building my traps come back later

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wait, noooo

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what do i do

vital marten
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lol

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Construct things I guess

stiff geyser
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Chat

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It is done

uncut epoch
viral echo
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i didn't know you need 3 points to be able to make a trap

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fuck

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I'm dead

stiff geyser
viral echo
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there's nothing i can do I'm just dead

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oh no i won

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in a fair fight

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how

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oh they were naked too

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that's rough

tall glen
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build then unbuild chairs

viral echo
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is there any way to swap weapons without dropping one?

tall glen
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I wish

viral echo
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you can carry lots of weapons but you can't equip

tall glen
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my main issue with the game is you cant carry melee and ranged at the same time

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at least lemme have a knife

viral echo
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oh shit is one of my mods doing that, i can carry multiple weapons, hmm

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I might have to turn whatever that is off

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don't want to be exploiting the game

marsh glacier
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i use simple sidearms for that

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good mod

hidden spruce
vital marten
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Mmm egg

rain mango
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i never stop meowing

restive furnace
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wheres sunny day chat šŸ˜”

onyx igloo
uncut epoch
neat moat
half kettle
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Peanut butter sandwich

uncut epoch
supple raft
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Thermo cups are great

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hot coffee for hours

stone meadow
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was so bright this morning i woke up before my alarm and thought i overslept

plush cobalt
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Sorry I was testing my frogski death ray

half kettle
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Ineffective it seems.

gleaming idol
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXb94ZT4gHA&list=PLkvRJL8LhV7-cVb2rjLeh3ZXzVWr0Xews&index=21

I was just listening to music, and I noticed the same coyote howl sound effect that is also used in PZ (0:51 skip intro)

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stone meadow
tall glen
uncut epoch
idle raven
barren raven
tall glen
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uranium cakes

quiet siren
idle raven
quiet siren
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General chat

idle raven
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stay on task

tall glen
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Consider this

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supple eagle
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Considered.

neat moat
idle raven
# tall glen Consider this

awwwšŸ„° šŸ„¹ thats so kawaii, the abortional instincts are kicking in ā¤ļø šŸ„°

viral echo
tall glen
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yeah

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we dorfin

viral echo
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then if you don't want it adding to your wealth mine it

tall glen
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also did you know there are masterwork furnitures in RW

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and they are inscrived with YOUR adventures

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like heres where that child was eaten

viral echo
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I'm gonna try doing a run where I limit what I build to keep my wealth down so I don't get rolled over by 6 bandits with machine guns

tall glen
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A throne inscribed of the time the king got cucked

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classic furniture

viral echo
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apparently floors everywhere on the map add to your wealth, WTF?

tall glen
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invest in turrets

viral echo
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you gotta rip them all up

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and never polish floors, they will add to your wealth and you cant get rid of them... explains what happened to my last game.

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i went on a polishing spree

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then 6 bandits came with automatic weapons

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i think the wealth mechanic scaling the difficulty is a little bit broken

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how does this make sense when you start the game with 1 pawn and 0 items, and why does it say someone got killed šŸ¤”

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so the bigger the map the more wealth that gets added to you, silly dev

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apparently it's a valid tactic to run around the map smashing up all the floors

tall glen
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play some royalty where the colonists demand wealth

viral echo
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unclaimed buildings don't count but the floors inside them do

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so you have 2.5k in wealth from ruins

last spoke
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šŸ“© Gold meteorite

viral echo
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if you get it down to 0 what does the game send after you

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at the moment it is sending naked people with knives after me

last spoke
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You can't have a colony with 0 wealth

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Pawns count as wealth

viral echo
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well 675 for me

last spoke
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Storytellers also scale threat with time too

viral echo
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!!!

last spoke
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So you will need defences

viral echo
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no

last spoke
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You don't want minimal wealth, you want wealth that defends itself

viral echo
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how do i make them stop

last spoke
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There might be a time scale storyteller setting? I'unno

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Long time since I played

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Seen Baph playing a lot of RimWorld recently and he's making me wanna play but I got fucken Factorio and Deadlock rn

viral echo
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oh it caps out on day 40

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it's not that bad then

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you scared me for a moment there

barren raven
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I may be mistaken pz_thinking

viral echo
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2500 in wealth is a lot of wooden walls

barren raven
viral echo
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the last game I was hoarding guns and crap in my storage, then i got rolled over

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i didn't know about the wealth mechanic

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šŸ˜­

barren raven
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In my current game I lost a good pawn to squirrels. . .

viral echo
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my last game my pawn lost 3 of his fingers and a thumb to an angry mink

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is there any way of protecting fingers, it seems they get bitten off real quick and it gimps your character from doing any work

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or do we just banish pawns once they lose all their fingers and get some new ones?

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oh fuck apparently the game also scaled difficulty the longer you go without people being knocked out

barren raven
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Honestly, I'm not sure

viral echo
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so i need to hire a pawn and let them beaten almost to death in every encounter

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hire a random child and use them as canon fodder, if they die, oh well

last spoke
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Children are ignored as military targets unless they've been drafted within the last 24 hours or are holding a weapon

viral echo
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no but i want to intentionally use them as meat shields, they have the lowest value right?

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what happens if you only have children in your colony, what do the raiders do?

neon bramble
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how modded is your game

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children might be too short to use some defenses

viral echo
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you have got to appease the bandits somehow

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if i get a steady supply of children from somewhere and leave them outside the walls, then they will just take them right?

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ransom them back later

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or not

neon bramble
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kidnapping happens to downed colonists once the raiders give up

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if they didnt kill all of the children before they gave up, yes that would appease them

viral echo
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oh fuck, i never knew there was a mechanic where kidnapped pawns eventually end up joining the bandits faction

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so all those children would come back to raid my base, this game is hell

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i love it

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If you eliminate all human factions, the storyteller will simply replace those raid events with Mechanoids or Insects instead.

stressed

severe trail
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Bruh I was sleeping so peacefully then I had a dream my mom was with her abusive ex and he started hitting her and I woke up with a bat in my hands in real life with my adrenaline dumping ready to kill him my god dude šŸ˜­

barren raven
glass wigeon
lyric galleon
viral echo
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a pack of angry squirrels is no joke

barren raven
# lyric galleon how

After an unsuccessful raid, I had him enter another tile nearby that had scaria infected squirrels at the centre of the map; since he was on the edge, I thought that it would be fine to allow him to self tend to his wounds and in doing so, I zoomed in on him
Before I could react, six squirrels ran up to him and bit him in quick succession

glass wigeon
lyric galleon
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id probably die too if i get jumped by 15 man hunting squirrels

icy vigil
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what about 1 squirrel hunting man

half kettle
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fair fight then

icy vigil
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wrong

idle raven
viral echo
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the edge of the map is scary

half kettle
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you cant dictate my combat ability shark

idle raven
viral echo
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that's were the nasty things come in from

idle raven
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Dam

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Itā€™s like the ecological dead zone in subnautica

viral echo
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man eating squirrels, angry minks and even the bunnies

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the all bite your fingers off

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on of my guys lost an ear

idle raven
young kelp
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And imo they are more of a pain in the ass than humans

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The gorehulks are especially bad based on your defenses

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Long ranged porcupines

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Theres the invisible ones too, although not too Deadly, they can catch you off guard since the game wont tell you they started a raid unless its revealed

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Devourers are also relatively annoying if you dont have enough firepower to prevent them from getting close

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Since they have a pounce attack that instantly removes a pawn(not dead yet)

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And in high numbers, goodluck

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If all your defensive pawns are consumed, you cant save them anymore

weak quartz
quasi slate
young kelp
#

Conquest dont look so lonely anymore

quasi slate
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he has a loving wife and son

toxic hawk
#

Summarize

young kelp
#

Devourers can eat pawns live
Gorehulks can shoot and tank
Anomaly is also part of the last remaining faction raiders if everything else is destroyed

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Pawns consumed are considered incap so they become useless immediately

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Combined that with high number and you get a faction wipe

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Is also 100% accurate

toxic hawk
young kelp
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this guy's just dodging snakes left n right holy shit

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he only has Mdef of like 23

harsh vault
#

gudmorning chat

idle raven
harsh vault
#

hai

idle raven
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Hyd

twin bear
#

i regret ever joining a femboy server bro šŸ„€

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if i wanted to constantly be asked weird questions id go to therapy

idle raven
#

Damn

harsh vault
twin bear
#

same

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6:24

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now its 6:58

supple raft
#

that nice feeling of deep cleaning something after some time of not cleaning it

plucky hound
#

I cleaned my arms rests of my chair a couple of days ago. That water was... Lets say some rivers in Asia and Africa looked cleaner šŸ˜–

harsh vault
twin bear
#

@pale berry how the fuck do I get the discord steam link to work for synapse

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i wanna try the coolest gmod rp server

plucky hound
pale berry
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Rate the uniforms btw

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supple raft
plucky hound
twin bear
#

like literally

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šŸ„€ not even new players break character

twin bear
#

does he have wares

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if i have coin

#

aint any other gmod server doing this

twin bear
#

so id like to not divulge into that lmao

twin bear
#

nothing but tarkov

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ur rly gonna love it when bsg goes bankrupt

harsh vault
twin bear
#

i never said u couldnt enjoy it

harsh vault
#

but you also never said enjoy it

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:c

twin bear
harsh vault
#

hey scav wanna see something funny

twin bear
#

šŸ˜­ my gif wouldnt load one time and that was the freeze frame

twin bear
harsh vault
#

one of the screenshots from the "upcoming extraction game"

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the lawsuits going to be crazy

twin bear
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ded yeah i saw that

harsh vault
#

i searched up the developers patents and stuff, they are based in turkey

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real turkish gaming

twin bear
#

its not very hard to make ur own models

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idk why ppl dont

harsh vault
#

is that an injector

twin bear
#

eppee pen

harsh vault
#

just incase you get a peanut allergy in the apocalypse

last spoke
pale berry
twin bear
#

which is what its for

#

its just a valuable item

twin bear
#

i do everyday

supple raft
#

that is quite dangerous i must say

full trench
harsh vault
half kettle
#

similar but no

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thats not it

full trench
#

idk maybe i'm geeked

#

i havent played the game in years

harsh vault
#

they are going to get sued by bsg, tencent, and the creators of v rising, i forget who

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tencent going to milk that lawsuit

supple raft
#

oh man unturned was great

toxic hawk
harsh vault
#

wawa

twin bear
glass wigeon
#

ive awoken

twin bear
#

i still cant solo it

#

hospital corridor is my filter

#

either i get really close to the end

#

or i cant make it halfway thru the halls because of nightmare realism and hardcore all fucking with me šŸ„€

toxic hawk
#

And then go in

#

Juke your way inside

#

Get the key and get

twin bear
#

i didnt try that

#

lowkey the entire hall is completely filled šŸ„€

#

i wanna turn respawns off but

#

i aint a bitch

idle raven
#

Turn on peaceful mode

toxic hawk
#

And take your time

idle raven
#

Craft a diamond sword

toxic hawk
idle raven
twin bear
toxic hawk
#

We're not talking about zomboid

idle raven
#

I know this because Iā€™m like an encyclopedia of knowledge

toxic hawk
#

The game because stupid easy if zeda dont respawn

#

Becomes *

twin bear
toxic hawk
twin bear
#

real

#

i dont mind the john rom zombie overhaul either

#

they moan more

pale berry
#

@twin bear rate the zobie stages

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toxic hawk
#

I like em as is

twin bear
#

i prefer the moaning and sad ahh sounding zombies

pale berry
toxic hawk
twin bear
pale berry
#

Infected by a prion disease

twin bear
#

i like zombie biology

toxic hawk
pale berry
pale berry
toxic hawk
pale berry
#

Its a prion disease that causes rabies symptoms

twin bear
#

idk i like my moaning

glass wigeon
twin bear
#

feels right

toxic hawk
#

More interesting

pale berry
glass wigeon
twin bear
#

wanna see my shitass one

toxic hawk
#

Shoot them in the chest and they run away

supple raft
pale berry
twin bear
#

this is a female im working on

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supple raft
#

why is it bright mode

glass wigeon
pale berry
twin bear
#

šŸ„€ oml

glass wigeon
#

peopel with weak eyes

toxic hawk
#

If not that makes em worse

twin bear
#

the violence has escalated

supple raft
glass wigeon
#

listneing to macarena

#

but i got used to listneing to it slowed

#

so i was confused at first

pale berry
#

*somewhat

#

Stage 5 infected walk

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Stage 4 sprint

#

Stage 3 sprint and have more self preservation

toxic hawk
rotund sleet
toxic hawk
#

Guessing stage 1 retaine some sense of self

glass wigeon
#

what if zombies just entered rigor mortis and couldnt move

#

that would be funny i tihnk

toxic hawk
#

Then they're not zombies

#

They're dead

glass wigeon
#

oh

#

is a zombie not DEAD

rotund sleet
toxic hawk
#

Undead

glass wigeon
#

ok so its dead

rotund sleet
glass wigeon
#

they rot like a corpse

#

smell like a corpse

rotund sleet
twin bear
#

they taste good

glass wigeon
#

ayo

twin bear
#

both

rotund sleet
glass wigeon
#

not surprised with htis pfp

rotund sleet
pale berry
twin bear
glass wigeon
#

hellsing

rotund sleet
glass wigeon
#

seras

rotund sleet
#

It can do that?

glass wigeon
#

i tihnk its seras

#

idk

pale berry
#

Stage 1 and 2 are the stages of infection

#

Stage 3 is when they get violent

#

Psychoactive drugs or morphine can slow down progression

#

And even make infected somewhat passive

#

Also, infection doesn't spread through the bite itself but rather blood from the nose mixing in

#

Therefore theres a very small chance if you're bitten that you didn't get infected

#

Stage 3 infected are entirely aware of what they are doing

#

When they attack its kinda like how your body rejects water with rabies

#

You have no physical control over it

plush cobalt
#

Not me I'm different

#

The rabies doesn't make me refuse water, the overreliance on soft drinks does

pale berry
#

Omar you're about as different as shit vs poop

plush cobalt
#

Yeah well everyone thinks they're hot shit but no one is brave enough to say they're heated poop

pale berry
#

Time to pay LoKiel 3k to ban you

plush cobalt
#

I can counter bans with the morally sound power of blackmail

plush cobalt
pale berry
half kettle
#

Does omar have an HR department to file a complaint.

solemn quartz
plush cobalt
plush cobalt
pale berry
#

Or something

#

Idk

solemn quartz
#

you underestimate my power

barren raven
#

You overestimate my cortisol spikes

toxic hawk
#

Enjoy cushing

twin bear
idle raven
barren raven
supple raft
#

i cant pet my cat withot getting my hands licked, what a weird creature

twin bear
#

my cat sucks on my neck

#

bro will give me a hickey

weak quartz
twin bear
#

@toxic hawk

young kelp
#

any reason why I should keep animal parts instead of just selling them?

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harsh vault
twin bear
harsh vault
#

oh

twin bear
twin bear
harsh vault
half kettle
#

Why did you ruin is hairline floof

harsh vault
#

i cant even cut hair

#

no thumbs!

half kettle
#

you monster.. you bit his hair off his head

toxic hawk
harsh vault
#

GRRRR

sacred schooner
tall glen
#

I am feeling poopy

half kettle
#

Go to the terlert.

supple raft
#

i was making the most perfect egg ever and then i realized it got stuck

#

a little bit but it got stuck :(

half kettle
#

Eat the pan.

twin bear
#

simple minds cannot comprehend such cosmic horror

strange spruce
#

Vinsible fanbase lost the fucking plot houh

twin bear
#

i can still see him

#

what a bad name

supple raft
#

i forgot to season it, i might be stupid

glass wigeon
#

they should do a thanos snap

supple raft
#

unseasoned egg is still yummy

glass wigeon
#

but instead of removing half the unvierse

#

it removes all the people who make that stupid fake accent in toronto

half kettle
supple raft
#

i got habanero sauce

#

its all fixed

#

thats how you fix life

#

habanero sauce

glass wigeon
#

deviled eg

#

make one

half kettle
#

a shame i cant pour habanero sauce on my job

supple raft
glass wigeon
#

tornado season is basically here now

supple raft
half kettle
#

my customers will file a complaint

glass wigeon
#

and looking at the outlooks for weather

supple raft
glass wigeon
#

it seems tornado alley is going to be smited

supple raft
#

my breakfast is a fried unseasoned egg and some pork sausages, lifes great

tall glen
#

I love tornados

glass wigeon
#

day 1 outlook

day1probotlk_1300_torn.png
tall glen
#

I am willing to risk life for the chance of leaving work early

glass wigeon
#

its nt may yet so its not as bad yet

supple raft
#

are tornados just fancy hurricanes?

tall glen
#

yoder lives in the armpit of america

glass wigeon
#

no

#

i live in canada

#

tornadoes are scarier than hurricanes

tall glen
#

oh sorry the hat of america

#

Canada is the New Zealand of America

supple raft
#

hurricane season in here is really nice, all gets green and fresh, which is weird for basically a desert

glass wigeon
#

wonder fi there will be any ef5 this year

#

the ef5 drought ended last year

#

with oen tornado being rated ef5

#

after 12 years of none

#

although the enhanced fujita scale is a bit odd

#

like one of the strongest tornadoes to ever be on earth and largest in size

#

the el reno 2013 tornado

#

its rated e3

#

because its didnt hit much stuff

#

if it was the original fujita scale

#

it would be f5

#

but its really lucky the path it took curves around el reno

#

it wouldve wiped it from the map

#

2.6 miles wide

#

largest tornado ever recorded

#

radar estimated 313mph winds

#

probably the peak of what earth can produce

#

in our current day and age

supple raft
#

hell yeah i nailed my egg yolk

tall glen
#

the scale is based on amount of ground damage I think with 5 being, 0% remaining, this place is now flat

glass wigeon
#

enhanced fujita they base on damage and stuff together

#

fujita normal scale just uses windspeed

#

iirc

tall glen
#

you enhanced fujita

glass wigeon
#

so the el reno tornado since it didnt hit anything major

#

to show its true power

#

its rated ef3

#

despite it being a mosnter

#

yeah its second for wind speed

#

the top one ther is stronger but

#

it a mile wide

#

el reno more than double that

tall glen
#

if I see a tornado I am jumping inside

#

see you in Oz suckers

#

I'm gonna be the new wizard

glass wigeon
#

at high enough power for tornado

#

lets say f4 or f5 wind speeds

#

mainly f5 though

#

it turns into a giant sandblaster

#

it pulverizes any material it takes in like bricks and rock and concrete and road

#

turns it into dust and continues that at its wind speed

#

and sandblasts everything

#

everything it takes in becomes part of that

#

heres an exmaple image from the storngest tornado windpseeds the bridgecreek moore tornado

Bridgecreek.png
#

u can see how it blasted the bark off the trees

twin bear
glass wigeon
#

yeah

twin bear
#

its sad how much ppl lose to those storms

glass wigeon
#

theres cases of people having grass have to be pulled out of their bodies

#

after some of those tornadoes

twin bear
#

housing, pets etc

glass wigeon
#

like the joplin one

#

tornadoes are just scary as hell

glass wigeon
#

i seen some they hit farm areas and stuff some fo the strong ones

#

and the animals do not fare well

#

like extrmeely brutal i probably cant detail it here

twin bear
#

šŸ™ yeah natures wrath is no joke

harsh vault
#

i love buying things

half kettle
#

can you buy me a packet of seeds

toxic hawk
harsh vault
half kettle
#

if i pay you you'll buy me a packet of seeds?

#

how much money do you want to go on the errand

toxic hawk
#

Bro just buy it yourself

#

you got wings

half kettle
#

people dont accept birds as customers.

#

"oh they'll shit everywhere!"

toxic hawk
#

Sue for racism.

harsh vault
half kettle
#

Can I hire you!

harsh vault
#

no

#

get a human

twin bear
#

bros eye staring into my soul

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sacred schooner
harsh vault
half kettle
#

faacck

#

my google search is filled with ai images everywhere

#

where can one find a background image..

sacred schooner
half kettle
#

real human photography smh

sacred schooner
twin bear
#

turn the ai search off

#

only helps a bit but

vital marten
#

458 scav raids to go

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twin bear
#

brother

#

just do vehicle extracts

#

šŸ’€

vital marten
#

ah 457 raids to go

twin bear
#

real happens to the best of us

#

i just did scav coops

#

and vehicles

#

within three days

#

almost max rep

vital marten
#

I hope hhe keeps giving me these

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#

big for me

#

13 alot of tools

#

think I might hit ground zero when I get scav bp

twin bear
#

interchange and streets

#

for hideout shit like tools

#

is peak

#

plus streets has relax room with the dildos and figurines

harsh vault
harsh vault
twin bear
#

i kill as scav

#

because who needs karma

harsh vault
#

me

twin bear
#

u have big bag i want big bag

#

whats to discuss

harsh vault
#

me

onyx igloo
#

6/10 too many mentions of cheese

harsh vault
#

game not serious enough aswell

stiff geyser
#

I LOVE cheese

twin bear
#

mac and cheese

harsh vault
#

too cartoony

#

sean nobody got the reference except me

twin bear
#

who the fyuck uses

#

mac and cheese

#

when shrimp and cheese

#

ecists

onyx igloo
#

fyuck hyuck hyuck

toxic hawk
stiff geyser
#

Wtf is mac and cheese? Is it even real or just a Hollywood lie like girl scouts selling cookies?

twin bear
#

u mean cia ops selling microchip trackers

#

fr

toxic hawk
#

some powder they put in cheese for poor people

twin bear
#

why must all my homies play starwars rp

#

i dont wanna get yelled at by a 10 yr old british kid for not knowing the exact ruleset

onyx igloo
#

fly one of the ships into the 10 yr old

twin bear
#

its not even american

#

but the kids love it

#

and people have mental illness so its popular here

toxic hawk
#

idk what kraft is

twin bear
#

good

toxic hawk
#

i like to put cheese on my pasta

stiff geyser
#

Minecraft

twin bear
#

its for the type of ppl who eat ranch sandwiches and butter noodles

onyx igloo
toxic hawk
#

olive oil with parmesan is very tasty.

onyx igloo
#

although its under a different name

harsh vault
toxic hawk
#

Mozarella has an amazing texture too with cooked with pasta

harsh vault
toxic hawk
#

Meatballs yum

twin bear
#

people think slapping fake butter on spagett is normal

#

šŸ„€

harsh vault
#

its called kraft dinner here

onyx igloo
#

i like toques because they make my big head look slightly less big

twin bear
#

i do like ball shaped meat

#

with crackers in that shit

harsh vault
subtle shoal
#

it feels like im smashing my head violently against a brick wall

twin bear
toxic hawk
onyx igloo
harsh vault
subtle shoal
#

ive been stuck on this rally stage for like the past 30 minutes

toxic hawk
#

Lowly times, where the poor must sustain themselves on radio active powder mixed with unsalted pasta :(

subtle shoal
harsh vault
#

oh

onyx igloo
twin bear
harsh vault
onyx igloo
#

we have a box of toques in my closet

twin bear
#

literally have to eat oats and grains

#

to afford meals three times a day

subtle shoal
twin bear
#

1200 and rising per month for a sutdio apt

toxic hawk
#

šŸ˜”

#

May apples come your way

twin bear
#

ded everyday i debate if this life is even worth

subtle shoal
#

maybe I get too ambitious and go flat out when I shouldnt