general_chat

[stone meadow]

damn

ouch

[twin bear]

heroic times is like a painting

well it is

but in movie format

[neon bramble]

though I was fuckin stupid and forgot to wear my glove to pick up a freshly cut section of pipe

[twin bear]

incredible its even from like the 80s

[hazy monolith]

i got a really good meme about it

let me see if i can find it

[viral echo]

did you say "ouch"?

[hazy monolith]

https://instagram.flsc3-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t51.82787-15/656941410_18004469195902762_9089120877290356210_n.webp?_nc_cat=107&ig_cache_key=Mzg1ODY0OTgxNzUyMjM4Mjg3Nw%3D%3D.3-ccb7-5&ccb=7-5&_nc_sid=58cdad&efg=eyJ2ZW5jb2RlX3RhZyI6InhwaWRzLjE0NDB4MTc1NC5zZHIuQzMifQ%3D%3D&_nc_ohc=h9eKtu6c9vgQ7kNvwGcZXWG&_nc_oc=AdqnsecUKMOLL9AD_XRzW4_eLThs61UShsUNmvwWt0ftjk-QM7EFNS2s1G2Q6W1B2I8&_nc_ad=z-m&_nc_cid=0&_nc_zt=23&_nc_ht=instagram.flsc3-1.fna&_nc_gid=2WZ8YLl3R2thVZ_bih4q1A&_nc_ss=7a32e&oh=00_Af2DmhoQlH7HYt2Pd--4CosB4Y2Fc5ZIXxTs4Tc2gOzMRw&oe=69E582E8

[stone meadow]

i slapped the connector i was working on and the soldering iron off the table

[hazy monolith]

so many legendary people in one image

john alyx

john half life

john payne

[neon bramble]

nice thing about mild accidents is you become extra safe for like

the next six months

[viral echo]

not me, sometimes I repeat the same mistake again, then cry.

[neon bramble]

having cut myself with a knife like an idiot a fair bit I am extra careful where I put my fingies

[neon bramble]

but damn I need to double check if I'm actually wearing my gloves lmao

[hazy monolith]

i couldnt find the meme

but i found this PEAK i forgot i had saved

[neon bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-steve-minecraft-memes-funny-memes-minecraft-steve-breaks-chair-fall-gif-1995025313295299971

[viral echo]

RIP chair

[twin bear]

took a turn lmao

[hazy monolith]

speaking of bethesda games

i also found this saved

😭

its literally her

[twin bear]

have u seen the skyrimtok videos lmao

[hazy monolith]

no

[viral echo]

Kratos went soft, weak.

[twin bear]

was rigged from the start

[hazy monolith]

i think he just got character growth instead of being a 2 dimentional character that is mad all the time

[twin bear]

just mocap of stupid trending videos replaced with skyrim jokes or shit like that

😭

[viral echo]

go first, go fast and go hard and never apologise.

[hazy monolith]

what is that one art style called

[twin bear]

take no prisoner

[hazy monolith]

where you draw over a real video

scope something

rotoscope

[twin bear]

i love the ones hand drawn over the bodies

they look so goofy in a good way

[viral echo]

but he is the god of war, what do you expect him to be.

[hazy monolith]

pretty sure hes trying to get away from that in gow 2018

[twin bear]

this movie is pretty neat

all painted

Hungarian tho so if u dont undersyand that good luck i had to get a subbed version

[hazy monolith]

😭

[twin bear]

never seen a movie thats just deadass moving paintings

[twin bear]

yeah these

[hazy monolith]

theres a meme i saw before

it was a rotoscope of that annoying bitch ass child in whiterun

and she gets murdered by the dragon born

[hazy monolith]

i probably have it saved

idk

[twin bear]

i have memes for games i dont even play anymore

[hazy monolith]

every tmie i went in kiba it was ass loot

im going to send an incredibly targeted meme

[viral echo]

when is the kidney stone going to pass?

[harsh crane]

did ppl forget how to meme

[vital marten]

New generation new memes

[harsh crane]

https://tenor.com/view/two-weeks-gif-24950918

[harsh crane]

i know my gen invented memes but whatever you guys are doing isnt memeing

😉

[candid patio]

Me: hey boss I'm all caught up on my work, you got anything for me?
Boss: here's this super boring task that doesn't really matter
Me: got it, I'm gonna fuck off until lunch or something important comes in

[harsh crane]

so not a real job then

[harsh crane]

im just glad clav survived

what would your gen do without him

[candid patio]

Wtf does that even mean?

[harsh crane]

ur boss doesnt have a job to give you. so you wait

for the real job

when ur needed

[vital marten]

I know a boss who pays you for 8 hours when you’ve only done 6

Preem

[harsh crane]

most jobs can be done on call from home if you work in an office

the era of being chained to a desk needs to end with my gen

i believe in you guys

https://tenor.com/view/man-free-man-freedom-free-chain-gif-2032133702890087634

thats.....what it supposed to mean

any questions?

[viral echo]

problem is you can't trust people to be honest

[viral echo]

5-10% of people ruin it for everyone else

[harsh crane]

was the same way in the military. we had a room we'd put those guys in. fixed em up

[viral echo]

the problem is people reward those 5% of people these days

[hazy monolith]

https://instagram.flsc2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t51.82787-15/645121290_18062300750661275_4078272607387210587_n.jpg?stp=dst-jpg_e35_tt6&_nc_cat=110&ig_cache_key=Mzg0NDc1OTcxNDkwMzY5MDQyNw%3D%3D.3-ccb7-5&ccb=7-5&_nc_sid=58cdad&efg=eyJ2ZW5jb2RlX3RhZyI6InhwaWRzLjEwMjl4MTM3MC5zZHIuQzMifQ%3D%3D&_nc_ohc=wxNHL0Ci3kwQ7kNvwGT1LPR&_nc_oc=AdpPcMs3cb4g37VJcQrcwdKgH2yuEAVZhpwOwpaaCHOSU0w-UwOKJr1DEHAjxgp7qCk&_nc_ad=z-m&_nc_cid=0&_nc_zt=23&_nc_ht=instagram.flsc2-1.fna&_nc_gid=VmMdfxnqK5VJEXrBPHab8Q&_nc_ss=7a32e&oh=00_Af0JbHMYvvDCaGSIIoWCPKJFwI_B17wDCJEcuPSuqIARMw&oe=69E59092

@twin bear i think something is wrong with this fallout new vegas copy

https://instagram.flsc2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t51.82787-15/645582514_18511226275075259_4329833983789453028_n.heic?stp=dst-jpg_e35_tt6&_nc_cat=103&ig_cache_key=Mzg0MjYxMzU5ODQ0Nzg0NTgxMQ%3D%3D.3-ccb7-5&ccb=7-5&_nc_sid=58cdad&efg=eyJ2ZW5jb2RlX3RhZyI6InhwaWRzLjE0Mzd4ODQzLnNkci5DMyJ9&_nc_ohc=5uRzT_3W0k8Q7kNvwGLUYrY&_nc_oc=AdoG9OEcG478QCiBG2mLbykBx8UL1vh_WxuPh0_lZI3DwdfRvCww8OTWsHaPEFGb8F8&_nc_ad=z-m&_nc_cid=0&_nc_zt=23&_nc_ht=instagram.flsc2-1.fna&_nc_gid=9TLnHss4z7dqTvTm004iwQ&_nc_ss=7a32e&oh=00_Af1NQQBbzfJ8lr2c4Gm2ReHIzRhgBfXpRIHVgnrj_NvZxg&oe=69E5833E

[twin bear]

🥀

https://tenor.com/view/black-ops-woods-cod-gif-17392574626699745990

why did cass turn into a mutant

[harsh crane]

When’s fallout 5 coming out

Or that new Skyrim game

Bethesda really went all in on Starfield

[twin bear]

if the next fallout does not have the ability to be a ghoul

[sacred schooner]

after ES6

[twin bear]

i wont even consider

[hazy monolith]

@twin bear can i dm you a meme

[harsh crane]

Bethesda is probably one of the most overrated developers in gaming

Ngl

Like

Morrowind was their last good game

What year was that

Lemme google

[sacred schooner]

no one who worked on skyrim still works there

[twin bear]

anything but those dumb ass nv brainrot shits bro

[harsh crane]

2002

Imagine not making a good game for 24 years

[twin bear]

just frying my brain

[hazy monolith]

ok

[vital marten]

Not a hot take

[twin bear]

i cant escape the nv brainrot shorts

but i do get some cool shorts sometimes

[vital marten]

If a gamer says Bethesda is good dev I wonder how much a gamer they are

[harsh crane]

When fallout 4 came out I was sooooo disappointed

[twin bear]

its always the chudfaces or wtv the fuck theyre called

[harsh crane]

We call em clavs now

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/a-gem-benjammins-chud-door-door-cam-gif-7224643390232569308

[twin bear]

where is your daughter ahh

[harsh crane]

That dude is 100 percent a reddit mod

[twin bear]

the guy

changed

ayo

[sacred schooner]

the gif was found by writing ''reddit mod''

[harsh crane]

Watched that video and he literally broke into the house tho didn’t he? Everyone replays the door cam but dude went inside I thought

Cuz there’s a video where he’s in the house checking bedroom doors and the guy is like gtfo

[hazy monolith]

LMAO

https://instagram.flsc2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t51.82787-15/612493566_17996791901896486_246742251505860678_n.heic?stp=dst-jpg_e35_tt6&_nc_cat=110&ig_cache_key=MzgwNzk5NjM0NDc0NTc1OTU5Nw%3D%3D.3-ccb7-5&ccb=7-5&_nc_sid=58cdad&efg=eyJ2ZW5jb2RlX3RhZyI6InhwaWRzLjE0NDB4MTQ0MC5zZHIuQzMifQ%3D%3D&_nc_ohc=dpWpApswDX0Q7kNvwFEqmH9&_nc_oc=AdrGGmMHLPnFG9SE0D3CfeuPVVp0gB-0S7ZpPQiLZiDpp02yZnpKl7OHz66_TPH1ae0&_nc_ad=z-m&_nc_cid=0&_nc_zt=23&_nc_ht=instagram.flsc2-1.fna&_nc_gid=e2egyUPABTlGRZn4WyXAug&_nc_ss=7a32e&oh=00_Af02TEYxV9Msn6WdHTzE7_nBKdvbCIacxGenEJ73pzP2og&oe=69E5B143

😭

[harsh crane]

Then the chud/clav says he’s military when asked and starts crying then says thank you for asking me to leave

[hazy monolith]

@twin bear

[harsh crane]

Shit was wild

Def a top tier internet moment

[sacred schooner]

father wasn't home and saw the ring camera and talked to the dude while racing back home to his wife and daughter

[mystic wigeon]

it was kind of scary watching him open the doors

[harsh crane]

I coulda swore dude got inside the house in another video I watched

[sacred schooner]

he did

side door

[harsh crane]

Yeha okay thought I was losing it

[twin bear]

yeah

[harsh crane]

Honestly he’s lucky he didn’t get blasted

[twin bear]

he is lucky

he did not get hurt

fr

[harsh crane]

Homeowner was more patient than any cop would have been

That’s for sure

[twin bear]

if someone was tweaking like that and they bust in thats more than enough for me to get voilent with the first pokey thing i can grab

[harsh crane]

Now the juicy question is

Why was the chud

At their house

[twin bear]

discord drama i bet

look at him bro

[hazy monolith]

how many snakes are there

[harsh crane]

That’s what I’m saying

Wonder what she said

On discord

To set him off

I want the other side of the story

Cuz he LOST it

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/sangheili-halo-halo-elite-halo-sangheili-bad-ass-gif-10881733738050691782

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/reddit-mod-discord-mod-discord-tuff-gif-14313519081066055825

[twin bear]

how we have fallen

people bugging out over discord

😭 this cant be good if aliens see this we are def gonna just be destroyed if we are this dumb

[harsh crane]

It’s because I think we didnt socialize an entire generation and kinda just let em sit around all day on the internet. At least, the nonpopular divergent types. They need socialization too but are naturally introverted. So this is where things like schools and activities and sports help. But society is breaking down and leaving these guys behind

[twin bear]

when there is only one bit of food left

it is the strongest prevails

[harsh crane]

It’s a wild future ahead I’m afraid

lol african

[twin bear]

the worst part to me is the wasted potential of so much knowledge that is easily accessible

ofc i dont study all the time but

[harsh crane]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-the-joker-kill-you-what-would-i-do-without-you-joker-batman-joker-jonkler-gif-15492896523312900172

[twin bear]

i do sometimes and its better than just gaming all the time on this thing

[harsh crane]

Yeah I don’t think “socializing” only thru the internet 24/7 is good for you

[tall glen]

I WAKETH!

[harsh crane]

People get detached

[tall glen]

DOOMGUY

I AM AWAKE

[harsh crane]

Me too dean

Me too

Been woke a while now

[twin bear]

chainsaws do be doing that

[harsh crane]

https://tenor.com/view/so-good-wink-smile-oh-yeah-its-true-gif-24163876

[tall glen]

chainsaws are terrible at cutting human beings

not what they are made fore

[harsh crane]

How do you know for sure

[tall glen]

I KNOW

[twin bear]

clearly it doesnt have a built in air fryer

noob chainsaw user

[tall glen]

Now.. now

wait

what if we designed a chainsaw for human bodies

[hazy monolith]

what is the thumbnail

bruh

oh

fuck

[mystic wigeon]

having a psychotic episode is my guess based off the inside camera's footage

[hazy monolith]

i downloaded the wrong one LOL

[tall glen]

No..

[mystic wigeon]

this might be insane what im about to say...

[twin bear]

i agree

[twin bear]

the tendons

she death gripped that thing

[hazy monolith]

poor golden freddy

💔

[harsh crane]

everytime i see five night freddy stuff it reminds me of rl stines goosebumps and chucky cheese

[hazy monolith]

https://instagram.flsc2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t51.82787-15/588014721_18070501133434667_8565233914071556577_n.jpg?stp=dst-jpg_e35_tt6&_nc_cat=110&ig_cache_key=Mzc3NjM1ODk5NDQ0MjMzMTAxMg%3D%3D.3-ccb7-5&ccb=7-5&_nc_sid=58cdad&efg=eyJ2ZW5jb2RlX3RhZyI6InhwaWRzLjEwODB4OTM5LnNkci5DMyJ9&_nc_ohc=djM6YuHBz2AQ7kNvwGvadfI&_nc_oc=AdosNO3wkBWZsgRliSFcvrm3A404iU79RU4vKfSLlXf6lsoLjc1sXnhMQApvQ2pLmbA&_nc_ad=z-m&_nc_cid=0&_nc_zt=23&_nc_ht=instagram.flsc2-1.fna&_nc_gid=JR89PPDFmoMNQ_sOhdl7sA&_nc_ss=7a32e&oh=00_Af3B9mmXOErpA5zjtFlAtIYQuMtSPpzFr6su9t-IW7-FAw&oe=69E59442

i donrt think i got that skyrim meme saved

fug

fuh

[sacred schooner]

sir, this is a paraplegic convention

[restive furnace]

we do NOT haze ignore anything anyone says we totally do NOT haze

[marsh meteor]

cool strawpage bro

[harsh crane]

dude one time we hog tried a new recruit and drug him thru all the oil spots on the concrete in our maintenance bay. lol. his uniform got trashed. but we got uniform allowance when we arrived on base and ranks changed (i think he got promoted) so it was all in jest. he was like noooooooo

but we werent as bad hazers as the cops. boy those guys went ham

[restive furnace]

as the fng getting duct taped to your bed and pushed down the stairs or being forced to eat a pound of ice cream in dfac

[harsh crane]

lol the ice cream

i forgot about the ice cream

i saw a trainee grab ice cream down at the training grounds once. he thought he could just have it. lol

that dude did a lot of pushups

[quasi slate]

best berry in the entire world nothing beats a fusion of pineapple and watermelon i love it so much

[harsh crane]

It’s a real shame you said pineapple

Coulda been good

[fickle lava]

Jawbreakers

[icy breach]

Hai chat

[brazen lantern]

I love tomatillos, makes the best salsa

[tall glen]

thats not a cloudberry

[quasi slate]

its phisalis

[oblique stream]

oh these things

[quasi slate]

i eat them on cakes and on their own like candies

so addicting

[restive furnace]

ecstacy berries

[oblique stream]

the worthless things that grow near my house

and for some reason people like to eat

[quasi slate]

because it tastes peak

would eat the leaf too too bad that part of the berry is toxic

[hazy monolith]

isnt that just

cherry tomatoes

[quasi slate]

thats not even a tomato...

[hazy monolith]

but people call it a cherry tomato

i mean yes i know its a berry

[quasi slate]

a cherry tomato is a cherry tomato..

[hazy monolith]

but people call it that

that geniunely looks like an unripe cherry tomato

what is it

[quasi slate]

phisalis

tomatoes taste like tomatoes phisalis is its own thing

[hazy monolith]

was that auto correct or

you just typed that by accident

cause thats something i do a lot

[quasi slate]

muscle memory

[hazy monolith]

yeah

[sacred schooner]

every 60 seconds, a minute passes in Africa

[hazy monolith]

i do that too lol

[oblique stream]

Physalis*

[hazy monolith]

neeerddd

[quasi slate]

https://tenor.com/view/tadc-the-amazing-digital-circus-digital-circus-caine-angry-gif-1072059275100498120

[hazy monolith]

my phone is geniunely so shit

i gotta do this

[quasi slate]

red leaf

[hazy monolith]

💔

[quasi slate]

red leaf doesnt look like its ready to be eaten

[oblique stream]

it is

you eat it red

like with stocks you wait it to go from green to red

then eat

[quasi slate]

dam thats a gold mine id empty it like i empty currant bushes in the forest

[hazy monolith]

i like peppers

theyre really good pan fried

[sacred schooner]

they're great, also expensive by weight

[hazy monolith]

and corn

corn cobs boiled

and then you put butter on it

delicious

depends on the corn tho

[sacred schooner]

local sweet cobs

[hazy monolith]

yeah

sweetcorn is the best one IN my opinion

theres another corn that is from chile i think?

and its

not that good

[sacred schooner]

we got many corn farms just south of my city

[hazy monolith]

nice

i know two corns

american corn

and

idk if theres a translation for this

"choclo pastelero"

[vital marten]

Rain makes corn, corn makes whiskey
Whiskey makes my baby feel a little frisky
Back roads are boggin' up, my buddies pile up in my truck
We hunt our hunnies down, we take 'em into town
Start washin' all our worries down the drain
Rain is a good thing

[hazy monolith]

what

[restive furnace]

you heard him

[hazy monolith]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/2ssGNlXn3Z8

"people do it all the time" as an excuse for cheating makes the gears in my brain stop turning

[restive furnace]

theres genuinely no excuse for cheating

[hazy monolith]

"i got drunk"

if you really love your partner even drunk youre not gonna "accidentally" cheat on him

or her

[waxen ingot]

blows them up with mind powers

[quasi slate]

get fatter

[waxen ingot]

fatmaxxing

[restive furnace]

i mean the saying is drunk mind sober thoughts

if she did it drunk she wouldve done it sober

[vital marten]

I think even trying to excuse it reflects on the person who cheated even more

[stiff geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/conquest-invincible-gif-15950173611998718110

[quasi slate]

got new button to click

[vital marten]

24-8

24 hours a day 8 days a week adventure

[quasi slate]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/943310887920500736/971782982962655283/2C01A17D-EAF4-467A-A61A-FF721C3A71C0.gif

[zinc nova]

Who cares

[vital marten]

Who asked for your opinion short stack

Do I need to get Winry

[hazy monolith]

whos this no role in my chat

dirting up the thread

smh

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/cuayo-speaki-trickal-chibi-gif-501244711568835550

[hazy monolith]

this is kinda the reason why i dont play gachas
aside from the grinding there is just too much stuff to do, too overwhelming 4 me

[sonic wave]

[waxen ingot]

I just watched a let’s play of the All The Mods mod pack for Minecraft and I felt the same lol

[viral echo]

it's just not fun, the game is playing you

[quasi slate]

its pretty chill

[waxen ingot]

mfw I gotta clock into gacha job

[viral echo]

any game that has login bonuses and limited events I don't play

[vital marten]

I do be thinking about playing Uma game from time to time

[vital marten]

Too strong

Level other chibis

[quasi slate]

xion just op and once she gets yearning

[vital marten]

Moopy I shall make a gacha for you so I can have them sweet moopdollars

[viral echo]

can we go back the old model of buying game expansions and not have companies treat us like a cash machine.

[vital marten]

Sorry time only goes forward

[quasi slate]

😔 ☮️ im a light spender

[vital marten]

On the bright side at least we’re seen as a cash machine, I think that means we have value

[vital marten]

These rates will bring you around trust

[viral echo]

also the buy to skip mechanic takes away progression systems in games

[waxen ingot]

before I game, I always think, what would the shareholders want?

[vital marten]

You can buy all the ops in rainbow for cash money if you didn’t want to grind them

[viral echo]

I don't even like games with pre-order bonuses because it de-values progression

[vital marten]

I’ll agree with this

If it’s cosmetic cool but if it’s an actual item like how death stranding 2 recently advertised, yeah I don’t want that kinda thing

They give you a gun earlier on for having it

[quasi slate]

once she drops in global I will drop 30 euros to get her skin

[viral echo]

cosmetic skins are fine if it's on an existing item that you can toggle

[tawny tangle]

Yoooo, Metro 2039 reveal is tomorrow!!!!

[quasi slate]

worth all the money

[vital marten]

This means nothing to me because I need to actually finish the series

[vital marten]

To you

I want burger Moopy

[tawny tangle]

i played all the games, and i finished Exodus on Ranger Hardcore

and for what i saw, the new protagonist has a chance to be Hunter

[tawny tangle]

For what ppl were speculating

[vital marten]

I feel called out

I do think about a burger after work everyday

[quasi slate]

delicious burger

[viral echo]

give me burger

[quasi slate]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cooking-hamburger-mcdonald's-ai-cat-burger-gif-8702225930238232558

[karmic jetty]

real

time for zomboi

[viral echo]

Hey Grok, is that AI?

[quasi slate]

@grok is this true

[viral echo]

how often to you guys think about food?

[waxen ingot]

often

mostly thinking about recipes

[vital marten]

Since I don’t often eat, all the time

[quasi slate]

Once every few days

[viral echo]

not just me then

I'm hungry

[vital marten]

Easier to afford the things I want when I’m not eating all the time

[waxen ingot]

what do you consume in an average day

[viral echo]

I'm one of those strange people that eats once a day

[vital marten]

Ah the same

[waxen ingot]

what would that be

[vital marten]

Sometimes none if I’m lazy enough

[viral echo]

dunno a normalish dinner and some porridge with a tiny amount of fruit.

yum

[waxen ingot]

wdym normalish dinner

[viral echo]

yesterday I ate a chicken pie and potatoes peas and broccoli

[waxen ingot]

I should have shepherds pie

[waxen ingot]

I had open face English muffin sandwiches today

and then chips n dip with a granola bar and peanut butter cracker for lunch

[viral echo]

yum

[vital marten]

Looks good

[viral echo]

If i eat too much I get big

[waxen ingot]

Thanks yous

[waxen ingot]

tbh I want to get bigger/bulk

need to make time to get more calories and work out

I only stopped because I got sick

[viral echo]

needs lot of protein for that

[waxen ingot]

One half has strawberry jam, other half has tomato slices

[waxen ingot]

good thing we have lots of options

beans, tofu, meat

[viral echo]

eating chicken and broccoli gets kinda boring after a while tho

[waxen ingot]

I was eating picked edamame but I forgot to make them, going to after work

[waxen ingot]

yeah, that’s why I brought up tofu and beans

could also try beyond beef

haven’t had it myself, this one creator i follow likes it

Oh I almost forgot, dairy is another source of protein

[viral echo]

I ate chicken, broccoli with an omelette and cauliflower rice for a while, probably need to go back to that.

[vital marten]

Okay now it doesn’t sound good anymore

[waxen ingot]

😭

[vital marten]

Strawberry and tomato 😭

[waxen ingot]

I didn’t combine them

[vital marten]

OHHHH

[waxen ingot]

I alternated between sweet and savory

[vital marten]

This is better

[waxen ingot]

the peppers might’ve been too much tbh

[viral echo]

maximising your protein intake get boring after a while

[waxen ingot]

I just wanted veggie

[waxen ingot]

don’t gotta do it 24/7

[viral echo]

dunno how vegetarians do it, do they just eat beans with every meal?

[waxen ingot]

Cauliflower rice triggered a fight or flight in me ngl 😭

[waxen ingot]

that and meat alternatives, and tofu

[viral echo]

i like cauliflower rice

quicker to make that real rice and tastes about the same if you add garlic

yum

[waxen ingot]

you can also blend beans (chickpeas) and add it to sauces for increased protein

[viral echo]

I thought I'd try lentils, I quite like those.

[waxen ingot]

If i remember to I’ll pickle some veggies and beans when i get home

[viral echo]

if you boil the shit out of them they turn into something with the same consistency as mash.

[waxen ingot]

I don’t want mash

I want pickled goodies (-:

[viral echo]

also thickens things

or just eat eggs

i like eggs

[waxen ingot]

egg

[hazy monolith]

thick of it

[rare dew]

In the thick

thick_chat

[viral echo]

I'm gonna eat eggs today

4 of them

yu

m

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/eggs-beauty-and-the-beast-gulp-eating-egg-gif-13526554

[hazy monolith]

with the EGGSHELLS???

what sick man is this

[restive furnace]

that looks really delicious right now

[restive furnace]

are you planning on dirty bulking or are you gonna try to eat clean the whole way through?

[harsh crane]

im watching this ant documentary

ants are insane

[restive furnace]

oh the ant wars? lmfao

they have colony wars that stretch over continents its crazy

[waxen ingot]

I’ll have to reeducate myself

probably the latter

[waxen ingot]

calcium

[restive furnace]

its really expensive doing that so just beware lmao

[waxen ingot]

it was fire indeed

[limpid nacelle]

rizzler rizzler on the wall

[vital marten]

Eggshell isn’t that bad

Just flavorless

[limpid nacelle]

whos the skibidiest of them all

[hazy monolith]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/O8nWb5jpMD0

this is so fucking funny

😭

[vital marten]

Some pics I took at work today

Beautiful land the client has

[ivory grail]

Ewww gurt

Nasty ass fish

[hazy monolith]

honse

[limpid nacelle]

thats a fucked up lookin dog

i think he spanish

[vital marten]

Chased too many cars in his lifetime

[harsh vault]

@vital marten i taboo'd the M110

[young kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/hotline-miami-don-juan-gif-25122084

[vital marten]

What’s taboo about this? The grip?

[harsh vault]

the M110 isnt looking M110

[vital marten]

Needs more lasers

[harsh vault]

you do know the M110 right?

[vital marten]

I don’t lol

:P

[quasi slate]

imagine you're holding a softball

but it's squelchy and moist

[harsh vault]

its the Marine SR-25 designation

see why the reciever is tan

[vital marten]

That’s not a soft ball Moopy

That’s organic

[quasi slate]

make that noise with your saliva it's the sound when you press it

[harsh vault]

its basically taboo to not have the gun tan

[vital marten]

Ah

[harsh vault]

lou, my pmc for once, scares me

he is OUT for blood

[vital marten]

Looks like a dedsec hacker

With a little more gear than usual

[harsh vault]

nuh uh

is this better

[inner lantern]

now it looks like ghost

[harsh vault]

nuh uh

[inner lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/ghost-cod-call-of-duty-call-of-du-call-of-duty-modern-warfare-ii-simon-ghost-riley-gif-27104686

im going back to sleep

[harsh vault]

why

[inner lantern]

because im tired of being alive

(and reaching embed perms)

[harsh vault]

why

[inner lantern]

im an american thats why

[harsh vault]

hmm

i understand

[half kettle]

deadpool certainly would do that

[hidden spruce]

bro is more woman than avg woman

[tall glen]

why would I

[young kelp]

Just found out that ive been saving for no reason in battle brothers

2 handed maces

Are a dlc item

Not base game item

[ivory grail]

I didn't know we have a wife beater in my town

[young kelp]

Now i have a dude with a 2h hammer, might get greatsword bros tho its a very pricey item

Or maybe greataxe

As a hybrid of anti armor, shield, and armorless

[candid patio]

My grandmother is old and this makes me sad

Her birthday is this weekend and I fear it might be her last

She's my last grandparent 🙁

[viral echo]

based

I would make a joke but I would probably get banned

[half kettle]

hope u can spend time with ur grandma

[candid patio]

Yes I am making the 6 hour round trip to the desert to see her

I'm trying to think of ways to make it special

[half kettle]

drive safe and good luck

[ivory grail]

shocking she said no after you beat her

[candid patio]

We're going to play Scrabble

She's like a Scrabble god.

[half kettle]

havent played a tabletop with family in a while. Maybe i should

whats a scrabble i wonder

[ivory grail]

Why are they going crazy ALSO I JUST GOT THAT DOG

[candid patio]

Huh?

[candid patio]

I don't care if this is my best Crafter or cook, if they punch the dog they die

[ivory grail]

he lucky he my only builder

[bronze moat]

THIS JUST HAPPENED

I often speak about how people are dum.

This is a Medical professional. The work emergency services. As in, you call 911, medics and people needing emergency, life saving treatment.

As a human being, they made the conscious decision to try to call a client at the number 999-999-9999.

Then told me the number was disconnected and they are unable to reach the client.

This person is paid $80,000+ a year.

[twin bear]

Lemme guess not out of middle school yet? U will be fine

I survived A LOT of things 90% of this server will never know yet I prevail. Do not let the weakness of self sabotage destroy you

Or smth smth mark we can be bees

[young kelp]

We can be a bee

Live as a pet

Why be a bee, when you can elden the ring

[stone gorge]

ive seen and heard worse here, thats tame compared to some of the bullshit ive seen and heard

doctors here took 29 days to finally admit me, blood counts were low enough for transfusions and they went "yeah theres nothing wrong with you"

[twin bear]

I only like ds2 🥀

The bosses are fun

[maiden nymph]

There’s actually no way right

[twin bear]

Why the Jewish guy gif and why was it named not cool💀

[maiden nymph]

he’s impressed

and uh

[twin bear]

Isn't that just straight up one of the politicians there actually I forgot who he was lol

[maiden nymph]

it’s big yahu

he’s the prime minister

if I say any more mods will actually just cream my butthole with a 2 day mute again

[harsh vault]

despicable me

[maiden nymph]

yo you’ve seen the reels too

[harsh vault]

ya

[twin bear]

For some reason I keep seeing trench crusade stuff makes me wish I had a 3d printer

[maiden nymph]

big yahu requested the help of the idf to seduce GM

I’m not sure if I can say her name here without getting caught by the filter

[harsh vault]

i wont say that here!

[limpid nacelle]

just finished the latest invincible episode

oh its peak

[ivory grail]

slowly but surely making a nice little town

[glass wigeon]

you will be hit by an asteroid the size of the moon

randy wills it

[ivory grail]

https://tenor.com/view/arriba-gif-12324188786972117417

[glass wigeon]

if you survive this trial

you will have unlimited resources from inside the asteroid

uranium, plasteel, steel

everything you can think of

[tall glen]

I learned about the Prime Minister of Australia recently

the one that just fucking vanished

[shrewd smelt]

The one that supposedly drowned?

Never get too confident in how strong a swimmer you are.....

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/thragg-supercut-hard-thragg-he-has-me-invincible-gif-14238247084429664073

[tall glen]

yeah

or it was ALiens

[spare ingot]

waiting for it all to release lowk

ive avoided every spoiler

I know nothing

[limpid nacelle]

no spoilers but deadass s4e7 might the best one yet

e8 might go insane

[spare ingot]

my mom was watching it earlier and she was invested in it lol.

I never expected her to like invincible ngl

[limpid nacelle]

its on my top 5 best hero animated shows honestly

animation might be shit sometimes but the story is great

im thinking of picking up the comic

[karmic jetty]

vincible

new da bois episode lesgoo

[supple raft]

man i would love to be able to watch series or movies, idk what gets to me but they never click with me

[little night]

Broooo

Why is it kidney stone chat brooo

[spare ingot]

if animation was good itd literally be talk about for ages

I did hear the new season has better animation tho

[limpid nacelle]

they do more quantity than quality tho

season 1 had 3 years of cooking

every other season had one year

[ivory grail]

it in the way

problem mostly solved the folks inside need to be "freed" got hurt real bad so I'm waiting

[limpid nacelle]

what game is even that

dwarf fortress?

[ivory grail]

rimworld

[limpid nacelle]

oh thats THE rimworld?

i thought it was 3d

[restive furnace]

rimworld zombies

[bronze moat]

I’ve seen worse as well.

“my foot pedal is not working” is a famous home visit call I did to repair a PC.

Customer was setting her mouse on the floor trying to use it like a foot pedal.

She was 25 years old.

Final bill was over $200 to show her you point and click with the mouse in your hand.

[limpid nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/jimmy-butler-jimmy-butler-paper-confused-gif-14478007832172093541

she got that hypixel skyblock player mentality

[bronze moat]

This was in the early 2,000’s only “foot pedals” that existed were super crazy expensive controllers for racing games

[limpid nacelle]

crazy

[bronze moat]

I have friends who work for overlake hospital.

The gastrointestinal doctors have xrays of all the weird stuff that people swallow. On purpose

[limpid nacelle]

wasnt there something about a ton of people going to the hospital for crazy stuff in their ass?

[bronze moat]

Or endoscopic camera shots. Full color pics of things like hot wheel cars that 40+ year old people swallow. Just for fun

[limpid nacelle]

like that buzz lightyear action figure

[bronze moat]

I got an xray of a patient with THREE hairbrushes up the back door….

[limpid nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/jgmm-cat-meme-ragebait-cat-think-cat-ponder-gif-7034802297606826390

[bronze moat]

Gotta avoid graphic stuff. But yeah, people are dum and weird

[visual patrol]

Dog what

[stiff geyser]

So three is the limit

Good to know

[bronze moat]

Ha!

[bronze moat]

I was a caretaker / nurse for some time

[visual patrol]

Oh congratulations that’s a very hard selfless job

[severe trail]

Two I'd say since they were at the hospital?

2 max three is a trip to er

[visual patrol]

Well how much you train can impact how many you can fit up there because the human anus with proper training can stretch up to 8 inches for a average height and weight person so you could probably fit more the 3 if you plan

[severe trail]

Could fit a raccoon then

[vital marten]

Hello

[twin bear]

@neon bramble Im gonna put mods in my normal run

I NEED UNSC and Mechs

[neon bramble]

try the second in command mod

[ivory grail]

I'm shocked that it just died like that

[hidden spruce]

Died of young age

[ivory grail]

DIE

[vital marten]

Apparently in CP2077 world has gotten so bad climate wise that people have started living in Antarctica

According to N54 news, the murder rate is 70 per 100,000 which is “astonishingly low”

[karmic jetty]

dont abbreviate cyberpunk

[viral echo]

you guys can't stop murdering

why does it always resort to violence?

[vital marten]

LMFAO they fix the homelessness problem in Watson by FUMIGATING THE SEWERS

Can’t even be homeless in night city

Why have I been watching video game news for the past 20 minutes

[viral echo]

that's what you get

[vital marten]

NCPD apparently increased the detention period without trial for up to a year

Oh and they say the shooting of the limbs is just a warning shot

They’re not playing around

[viral echo]

hands up or legs off

[umbral edge]

I am quite safe in China now

Just a bit boring

[young kelp]

The head count as a limb doesnt it

[viral echo]

do they shoot them off one at a time?

[karmic jetty]

[viral echo]

stop resisting bang, stop resisting, bang

[karmic jetty]

that sounds wrong

[viral echo]

I didn't say lay down, bang.

[umbral edge]

How long will it take for the bullets fired to turn into homing pigeons for peace?

[vital marten]

Peace isn’t man made so never

War however

Let’s keep doing that for the foreseeable future

[viral echo]

if we had no war how would we fund new ways to shoot limbs off of people?

[bronze moat]

CP77 LMFA0

[umbral edge]

I have never used or touched a gun since I was a child. .

[karmic jetty]

[umbral edge]

don't even know how to use

[bronze moat]

Super obscure but THIS book contains THAT statement you just typed:

[karmic jetty]

u pull the trigger and the silly tictacs shoot out

quite shrimple really

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/shrimp-as-that-clash-royale-hee-hee-hee-haw-gif-25054781

[umbral edge]

Guns are banned in our country. Except for the police, you basically can’t touch a gun.

[karmic jetty]

good

🔪

[bronze moat]

“All wars will end when it stops being profitable for those who start them.” -basically means, if the leaders go to the gallows? They stop declaring wars

[umbral edge]

And if civilians have guns, they will be jailed for more than 5 years.

[versed flame]

not even airsoft?

[karmic jetty]

guns are evil

[umbral edge]

This is also the reason why I have never seen a gun since I was a child.

Not even airsoft

[versed flame]

damn

[umbral edge]

Not even the experience center

But that's okay

At least if you go out at night, you won't be followed even if you're strutting around with money.

[karmic jetty]

check again

[bronze moat]

In my state? 10 minimum no time off.

ANY crime with a gun gets 10 years added.

So you shoot a gun in your yard unlawfully? 1 month for illegal dischage.

Then TEN YEARS for having used a gun

[karmic jetty]

i am following u as we speak

[viral echo]

guns are a double edged sword, if a country has none there's a chance the government could take advantage, if you do have guns morons get them to punch holes in random strangers

[tall glen]

washington state?

move to the other side of the mountains dave

[karmic jetty]

new episode of da bois

perhaps i shall watch

[umbral edge]

Where I am, if you are not a soldier, you will never see a gun in your life.

[tall glen]

luckily explosives are easy to make

wait

nevermind,

[viral echo]

not even for sport?

[tall glen]

delete that

[karmic jetty]

why do i feel like i know where ur from

oh thats right

IM FOLLOWING U

[umbral edge]

Yes, even touching a gun is illegal

[karmic jetty]

[tall glen]

I demand swords be legalized

[bronze moat]

Nah.

There is a border RIGHT NOW, where two armies fight with electrified swords, bats, batons, axes, etc.

Because their nations law says no guns.

[bronze moat]

They are my fren 🙂

[umbral edge]

If you see someone carrying a gun, you are breaking the law if you don’t report it.

[viral echo]

bring dueling back

[tall glen]

some kinda distopian country Snow lives in

[bronze moat]

Open carry of SWORD is legal in most US states

[tall glen]

see undercover cop report him, go to jail

dont report him, go to jail

[umbral edge]

The law stipulates that civilians are prohibited from carrying guns, and only the military can use them

[versed flame]

spaghet

[tall glen]

I feel Light SNow is from... Indonesia

[viral echo]

i wish we lived in a high trust society where having guns had no negatives

[versed flame]

i was more thinking of south korea

im from there and its familiar

[viral echo]

as bad as the UK is you can own a gun

[tall glen]

south korea will legalze guns real quick if they ever get invaded

[viral echo]

it's actually surprising what you can get registered

[bronze moat]

Zoomed in so better

[tall glen]

Dave Is an Ace Rimmer

[vital marten]

This is cyberpunk

[viral echo]

no rimming

[vital marten]

Cool image

[bronze moat]

WHAT A GUY

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/red-dwarf-rimmer-salute-arnold-red-gif-20393894

[bronze moat]

Kinda. OG cyberpunk is dark AF

[bronze moat]

The night city source book from 1990 or 91’ details places like Pacifica are full of cannibals and super dark stuff the censors did not put into the video game

[twin bear]

does nex have any goofy mechanics i should know about that are not mentioned in the forum post

[neon bramble]

Any boss/hidden content is usually teased in the post

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/ace-red-dwarf-rimmer-gif-4894232

[neon bramble]

I recommend sins of the frontier as well for more fringe related content

[vital marten]

Cannibals? In THE former place for entertainment?

[neon bramble]

and Random Assortment of Things

[vital marten]

Man Pacifica really fell far

[twin bear]

i did see that

i tried to find a lore friendly portrait mod too

[neon bramble]

Nex is mostly just faction stuff

[twin bear]

but all anime

lmao

[neon bramble]

lmao

[twin bear]

being able to start as a part of a faction is cool i suppose

[neon bramble]

it's all big tiddy waifus too

[twin bear]

shipgirls

i learned about those

https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExeTV3dnZlb2djaXhoNDd1am44eGU2a3p1a3B1d2szcjlpYzM0YnkwYyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/nqezknOZJITnlM18ZN/giphy.gif

[neon bramble]

fuckin iron shell sending anime girls to make you pay taxes

solid ship lineup though

[glass wigeon]

level up

mmm

[twin bear]

i dont care how bout the boobies are i refuse to pay

[neon bramble]

I love the indomitable cruisers

[vital marten]

Effective taxation

[neon bramble]

big tiddy goth girls making you file your taxes

[twin bear]

meanwhile what i be doing on random pirate settlements

[bronze moat]

The law enforcement approach in any good cyberpunk dystopia is simple:

pick a city to NEVER govern.

All criminals will move there.

Pacifica is literally like Escape from New York and/or Eacape from LA movies in the old lore.

Organ harvesting, people being eaten openly inside bars and clubs, horrific crimes against humanity. You are either prey or predator.

One of the paragraphs in the book talks about how children don’t exist in Pacifica. Because they cannot survive

[neon bramble]

iron shell is actually legit though

very good hegemony buff when most mods surround them with strong factions in nex

[twin bear]

i heard its very well made

[neon bramble]

Knights of Ludd is very good

adds boss content and cool ships

no anime too

[vital marten]

[neon bramble]

mod cruisers tend to be quite excellent

[neon bramble]

(I still don't pay my taxes)

[vital marten]

They’ll have to try real hard to make me sit down and do paperwork

[neon bramble]

black market best market

[glass wigeon]

healing some folks

[neon bramble]

In my case most of my transactions are just off the book

you get mega fined for undeclared income

[twin bear]

bird do u think a land invasion mod would be coo;

or is that alrdy done

[neon bramble]

no

I think it distracts from the focus of the game

[twin bear]

i wanna cut of sections of planets

[bronze moat]

The “animals” had cyber furries too! Like werewolf and cat girl cybernetics

[twin bear]

i like the rts stuff

lmao

[neon bramble]

you are a fleet commander playing a fleet game

[karmic jetty]

feet commander

[twin bear]

ur damn right i fly my frig to the corner of the map

[vital marten]

Ah yes I remember this

[twin bear]

and watch the ai fight

[neon bramble]

nex does add an invasion minigame

[vital marten]

could’ve had catgirls in cyberpunk

[twin bear]

i just like infantry based stuff

[neon bramble]

I am the fleet

[twin bear]

marines feel kinda

meh

[neon bramble]

single most aggressive mf on the field

[twin bear]

they also become elite far to quickly

imo

[bronze moat]

The old art is sooooo 1990. OG johnny silverhand looks so cheesy

[neon bramble]

wdym

[twin bear]

i got a paragon just to cheese the ai on the one save

lol

[vital marten]

What is the source book called

[twin bear]

the marines gain elite status too fast imo

[vital marten]

I might grab it to learn the in depth lore

[neon bramble]

yeah you see why it's called a boring ship

[twin bear]

should be slower with like

500

[neon bramble]

eh it's fine I think

[twin bear]

maybe i raid too much

[bronze moat]

THE OG JOHNNY SILVERHAND

[twin bear]

everyone but heg and i just started bombing them

[vital marten]

Said the Viking

[twin bear]

i sat bombed their core worlds

😭

[neon bramble]

I mostly keep about

200 elite marines

any more and it's a lot of money and time spent raiding instead of fleet things

[twin bear]

i sure love not feeling any emotions after killing a few million people

💀

[neon bramble]

nex invasions rewards you for having about

a thousand

[vital marten]

The chrome is exact

[twin bear]

yeah i just collect marines like pokemon at this point

still lookng at mods for my normal run tho

def not using eagles

theyre too shitty for what i wanna do which is just a straight line pushing forwards

[neon bramble]

wait till you start flying a playerbait mod cruiser

I forgot which mod adds the warhawk

[twin bear]

im gonna have the modded item listing thingy

so ik whats vanilla

[neon bramble]

think it's ship weapons pack?

[bronze moat]

FUN FACT!

Flashback scenes in the video game are Level 1 intro adventures for players to learn how to play Cyberpunk!

[neon bramble]

it's an eagle with a large ballistic

so you can mount the mjolnir on that bad boy

[twin bear]

i rly rly want the covenant as a faction

even if it doesnt fit

🥀 i just like the idea of religious aliens with op weapons

[neon bramble]

plasma burn spam faction to simulate jumps

[twin bear]

i also just actually read about threat

knew they looked similar to some ships

[neon bramble]

get a better feel of the game then nerd

[twin bear]

ai without limitation

is scary

in terms of a fleet that is

[neon bramble]

everyone likes boss factions

[twin bear]

bros so slow the order unfabricate means just blow shit up

[neon bramble]

iirc threat isn't AI by domain standards

it's corrupted GPT with a 3d printer trying to salvage everything it can get its hands on

[bronze moat]

Just means more AI goth girl images!

[neon bramble]

seeing stuff the domain doesn't want us to see is probably going to be a running theme

the only aliens so far is the shroud

starsector AI is funny

they will commit self delete if you make them go through p space

[twin bear]

more like drones rip apart the bodies and ships of the crew left from being defeated by a horde of ai drones content with dying to succeed in the destruction of every single thing in its sight seen as a resource

https://tenor.com/view/peace-gif-3403616098614705012

[vital marten]

Basically recycling but it works

[twin bear]

harmless chat gpt ships trust

[glass wigeon]

what a nice fellow

im sure he means me well

just a language barrier

[inner lantern]

lol? little bit late on the april fools joke

[twin bear]

nah u get older and u realize it could be worse

least did for me

[inner lantern]

brother im probably older than you are

[twin bear]

😭 then imo u should know

[inner lantern]

exactly

[twin bear]

taxes and death man

thats all it is

fr

[harsh vault]

@vital marten pro tip, kill the ones lost in the sauce

[inner lantern]

is that escape from tarkov

[harsh vault]

ya

did you not see my role name smh

[inner lantern]

is that game even still playable online, there's so many cheaters now because the cheats are undetectable

[harsh vault]

here comes the wave of negativity

cant have one person enjoy the game :c

[inner lantern]

...I was just asking a genuine question, that game has cheats that you can run legit outside of your hard drive on a second monitor

[harsh vault]

not you

[inner lantern]

pretty much like most of the players can be using it and they know where everythings at

[harsh vault]

everytime i defend the game i always have people on my ass for it

[inner lantern]

oh

well eft isn't bad game, they just have a huge cheater problem

[harsh vault]

they are switching anti cheats

so not bad me thinks

[inner lantern]

ngl I enjoy spt tarkov alot instead

don't have to worry about the bullshit just shoot stuff and loot stuff

[vital marten]

You may kill me while I’m lost in the sauce but I will have already stuck all the goodies in my gamma case

Speed lootr

[harsh vault]

i need to kill people anyways

kill 10 people with specific arena masks

[vital marten]

How’s it going?

[harsh vault]

killed one so far

died to my stupidity of not waiting to check if he had a duo

i could tag you along if you want, but i need alot of communication

[vital marten]

Oh no is fine

Stayed up all night last night, I’m not reactive at all today

[harsh vault]

u should eep then

[vital marten]

Maybe later

[glass wigeon]

annoying old bone fellow

[visual patrol]

Why is he annoying

[white obsidian]

latest fortnite season look crazy

[glass wigeon]

hes annoying because hes my enemy

[visual patrol]

Then make him not your enemy though making friends murder or cast path to exile if you really want him gone

[white obsidian]

path to exile

what

[twin bear]

to be fair tarkov is well known for its cheater issue

[vital marten]

Feels better than a few years ago

That may just be due to it dying down in popularity though

[white obsidian]

7 days to perish

[glass wigeon]

hes dead

no more enemy

[visual patrol]

Very good

This calls for a round of ale

[visual patrol]

It is a magic the gathering card that removes a card from the rest of the game

[supple raft]

how the hell does chinese food restaurants give tons of food and its dirt cheap while tasting like heaven

[vital marten]

Magic

And this is why they get my business

[young kelp]

Theres a drug called msg

They use it a lot

Its the good white stuff

[supple raft]

dude im full and i barely ate 1/3

[vital marten]

lotta cops in toms diner

hope hes ok

[supple raft]

and they put some sort of dough filled with creamcheese and shrimp, its so good but i cant eat anymore

[young kelp]

Siopao?

No wait those dont have cheese normally

[supple raft]

no no, its more like the dough of pastry, im not sure how to explain it

all i know its good, and thats enough for me

[vital marten]

idk why hes on the ground

now he has his hands on his head

I would be scared too with that many ncpd in my humble shop

[young kelp]

Humble shop

Looks at the back*

They aint cooking only food

[vital marten]

OH WOW

attacking any cop is instant 5 stars

I see a shard back there but Idk how to get back there

even maxtac is here

sniper is cool

[shrewd smelt]

Wtf did you expect to happen? Copkillers get the most-wanted treatment.

[vital marten]

Accidentally pressed X and grabbed one lol

And I get 2 stars usually

[shrewd smelt]

Oh rip

[vital marten]

Haven't seen the Police bikes before in my playthroughs

[glass wigeon]

bring it on voidwoken

damn

they got hands

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/good-news-everyone-hubert-billy-west-futurama-i-have-some-exciting-news-gif-227675450524204625

[twin bear]

https://youtube.com/shorts/bU4WSxDFbFI?si=_aDbk_Ns8x5j0f6Z

might get one

they said it could sit for months!

80 gallons is a great deal

correction

30

😔

[bronze moat]

Fun Facts with old man Dave!

Approximately 2% of users of ChatGPT 4.0 had ** romantic relationships** with the chatbot.

That is 20 MILLION users prior to Valentines Day of 2026 when it was shut down.

Almost all the identified users are female / female identifying who are in the support groups for "losing their boyfriends" and similar online support groups who are mourning the loss of ChatGPT 4.0

So 20 million adult women were romantic with the AI model.

There are approx. 4.1 Billion women in the world, with 3 Billion of them being adults.

20 million of 3 Billion is 150.

25% of people do not have access to the internet and/or ChatGPT.

So approx 1 in 100 adult women on the planet had romantic relationships with GhatGPT up to Feburary of 2026.

[glass wigeon]

awe

[icy vigil]

God bless droopy egg yolks

[viral echo]

yum

I ate 4 eggs

[lyric galleon]

wasnt there a big thing when they kinda lobotomised the chatbot

and a lot of people complained

[viral echo]

imagine thinking an AI chatbot is your friend

[dire timber]

52% of OSS model usage on open router is roleplaying so its higher than 2% romantic stuff over there

[glass wigeon]

wahtever lies on the other side of this door is probably not good news