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neat moat
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why

harsh crane
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doom chat

quiet siren
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It was 50 F when I headed out and I got REALLY hot climbing up because of how volatile our weather is

neat moat
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your pfp

stone meadow
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whats wrong with it

harsh crane
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lol

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I just looked

neat moat
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demonic

quiet siren
harsh crane
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Why is it always feet

harsh crane
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Smh

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Yall weird

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smokes

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Love you tho

limpid nacelle
thin hawk
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thin

quiet siren
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Crazy how they just gave up on cutting the vines off the road signs here lmao

stone meadow
quiet siren
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In summer you basically just can't read them because kudzu covers all the letters, at least in winter/early spring the foliage is dead enough to read in the gaps

harsh crane
stone meadow
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thats my pfp frame

neat moat
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you know what you did

harsh crane
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Technically

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But we know

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What you did

stone meadow
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the fact it worked out so well for my pfp is geniuenly a happy coincidence

quiet siren
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I'm writing some visual novels set during/after a zombie apocalypse and one of the entries I'm planning is set like 30 years later so that'll be fun

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Drawing all the overgrown stuff

stone meadow
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Im not that creative

hazy monolith
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fuck my life

hazy monolith
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my microsoft account just got hacked

quiet siren
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Exploring abandoned buildings for the interior pictures

stone meadow
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Exploring abandoned buildings is always cool

lilac quarry
harsh crane
stone meadow
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as usual

quiet siren
lilac quarry
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well I was the one who created the music channel so I'm technically not late 🤓

harsh crane
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Some shacks out there

stone meadow
quiet siren
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The area I'm from used to rely almost exclusively on hosiery and suddenly outsourcing was the big thing so our economy tanked, a lot of people dipped

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And left their land abandoned

stone meadow
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Out in the countryside bored af being kicked out all day

hazy monolith
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i need help

quiet siren
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I found a whole trailer park left to rot in the elements

stone meadow
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No chance im gonna find anything abandoned within 100 miles of me nor do i have time

quiet siren
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It's right next to still occupied houses so it looks really weird

harsh crane
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Hey that’s my house

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I’m inside rn

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I have light beer

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Sorry for the mess

hazy monolith
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@lilac quarry

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i need help

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how the fuck do i contact microsoft support

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help

lilac quarry
hazy monolith
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how do i contact microsoft support

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i just got fucking hacked

vital marten
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Have you tried Google

hazy monolith
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how?

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they removed all my verification things and replaced it with theirs

vital marten
hazy monolith
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i cant do either of those things

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wtfff

vital marten
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Rip

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Im at a loss now bro

lilac quarry
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How do you think you got hacked?

hazy monolith
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because they changed my password

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email

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and 2fa

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everything

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and i cant log back in

lilac quarry
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Yeah but how do you think it happened? I'm asking

hazy monolith
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i joined a hypixel server

stone meadow
# quiet siren

damn, looks exactly like the kind of property theyd sell near me for £600k

quasi slate
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bypassing all that makes it sound like the fault of the user

hazy monolith
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and it told me to enter a code

quasi slate
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lol

hazy monolith
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and it got my login

vital marten
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I would create a ticket with their support email, telling your situation, account, any details you can muster and then tell them you will be happy to provide additional info such as card information used for previous purchases @hazy monolith

hazy monolith
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i didnt fucking know dude

vital marten
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Look it up lol, that’s usually how I find support emails

hazy monolith
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i cant find it

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please send it to me

vital marten
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lol they got it locked behind sign in

hazy monolith
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for fucks sake

vital marten
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There is a “can’t sign in” option but requires your account details

lilac quarry
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I wouldn't do anything more on your computer honestly

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don't login to anything, don't search anything up related to you

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just do it on your phone and probably a good idea to reformat and reinstall windows

quasi slate
hazy monolith
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that

quasi slate
hazy monolith
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that requires me to log in

vital marten
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Oh yeah microslop made your pc online only and tied to your account

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That really sucks

hazy monolith
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what do i do??

quasi slate
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buy minecraft on new account

lilac quarry
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I realized that recently and it made me so mad

vital marten
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What Moopy sent looks promising

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Line is bad because I’m on break and don’t have time for quality

quasi slate
lilac quarry
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I'd also call your bank to make sure nothing happened with your banking stuff if you've ever done anything online

hazy monolith
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i need to sign in to call support bruh

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i dont got another microslop account

lilac quarry
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I never login to any banking stuff on my pc at all ever, even though I know it's safe I don't even both risking it

hazy monolith
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and i dont got extra emails

lilac quarry
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them RAT FILES are out there

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menacingly

quasi slate
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😬 yikers imagine you got a debit or credit card saved on that microsoft account

hazy monolith
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I dont luckily

lilac quarry
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credit card would be fine, debit would be a nightmare

vital marten
hazy monolith
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leon

vital marten
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Capital one been good to me so far

hazy monolith
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can you help me?

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i dont got an additional microslop account

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to contact support

lilac quarry
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unfortunately I can't help you

hazy monolith
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fuck

vital marten
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Would you be able to tell there was termites?

lilac quarry
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did you eat them like an anteater

quasi slate
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do you have the IP of the hypixel server you joined

vital marten
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I filled the wood with caulk

hazy monolith
vital marten
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I think someone else ate them because their homes are empty

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Tried looking for a bite or two but I was beat

hazy monolith
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its a scam server

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thats how i got my account stolen

quasi slate
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lol

hazy monolith
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obviously not gonna send it here

vital marten
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Last time I was scammed was my dad buying a brass chain thinking it was gold (I was with him so I consider myself scammed as much as he was)

azure inlet
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ever get so itchy you go crazy

hazy monolith
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for some reason i cant open the contact link

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and of course when i open it

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its not a contact at all

vital marten
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At least if you’re the type of person who actively tries to learn from their mistakes

hazy monolith
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this is so fucking shit

vital marten
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Since that day I learned what real gold looks like, its weight to value ratio and stuff so I know what’s too good to be true

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But yeah, sucks

vital marten
azure inlet
harsh crane
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Just ordered dominoes

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Aka the only good pizza place left in America

vital marten
harsh crane
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$8.99 double toppings free sauce. Got extra cheese. Well done

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Bacon and sausage

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And Doritos is $7 bag

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Make it make sense

vital marten
harsh crane
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Doms got our back

harsh crane
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Times are tough

vital marten
harsh crane
vital marten
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Also America

harsh crane
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Oh. Well then where ya getting mom and pop pies for $7

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Share the love

vital marten
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I sure ain’t able to get dominos for that price lmfao

harsh crane
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Oh. It’s on the website rn

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Carryout special

vital marten
vital marten
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They’re good with deals but otherwise anywhere is cheaper

harsh crane
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Doms got ur back

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Family

quasi slate
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doms got your moms

harsh crane
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Dom can have my mom

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Keep the pizza coming

vital marten
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And opted out every store automatically

quasi slate
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insane gift

stone meadow
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but still somehow dominoes does very good deals

harsh crane
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Doms got ur back internationally even

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Pizza Hut closing 250 locations meanwhile dominoes pumping out the pies for the world like a CHAMP

stone meadow
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When I first moved out I lived on dominos pizza, and then after 2 straight weeks of eating it i couldnt even smell dominoes without gagging for a year

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I still dont really like it

vital marten
stone meadow
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but the value is definitely there

vital marten
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Fast food is a competitive market around here I’ll compare burger prices until the moon comes up

harsh crane
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When they had the 7.99 any toppings large deal I would buy 10 and freeze em in foil and re-bake them like frozen pizzas.

stone meadow
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around here it makes zero sense to do any take out unless youre in person and its the closest/the only open thing near you

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Dominos is the exception tho

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their delivery deals are definitely great

quasi slate
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fok dominos

harsh crane
quasi slate
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pizza sauce isnt free there fuck them

harsh crane
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Wish I was joking

vital marten
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We eat out too much

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They make big money on us eating out

stone meadow
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So they try to compensate by raising prices

harsh crane
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I mean when ribeye steak is $80 a three pack I’m gunna order dominoes carry out

stone meadow
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Now a lot of people just dont get take out

harsh crane
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Dumb fucks

vital marten
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Wish they made soda cheaper

harsh crane
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Soda has gotten bad

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Price wise

vital marten
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Damn things getting so pricey that waters starting to look like a fine new addiction

harsh crane
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You can still get decent soda prices but you gotta hit the smaller retailers when they have the weekly special for all the retired people. Usually the middle of the first week of the month when social security gets dispersed

vital marten
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Only way I do it now

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I feel my unhealthy habits will be priced out soon

harsh crane
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I buy like 10 12 packs at a time

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Sometimes it’s even BOGO

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Like fireworks

stone meadow
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i bought steak today

harsh crane
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How much

stone meadow
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forgot to take it out of my backpack and put it in the fridge

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if i fell asleep itd be ruined bt tomorrow morning

vital marten
stone meadow
stone meadow
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£8

vital marten
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Or 3x of the 6pk 16.9 oz bottles for 12

harsh crane
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Yeah you can get a nice sirloin cut still at a reasonable price. But any cut higher than ribeye has gotten really expensive

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I only complain because ribeye is literally my fave

vital marten
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Soon bugs will be looking pretty tasty

tall glen
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ok enough pork dumpling filling for 50 dumps

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now what

vital marten
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Pork dumpling hmm

harsh crane
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Pork dumplings

tall glen
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someone make these for me

vital marten
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I want to try this

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Chicken dumpling ass

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Maybe pork dumpling less ass

tall glen
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its a bready meatball thing

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good in soup

vital marten
harsh crane
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Last time I had dumplings was at a huhot and it was like $400 for the table. I ate so many of those things

stone meadow
tall glen
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I aint making 50 dumplings

harsh crane
tall glen
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I will make like 20, then just turn the rest into meatballs

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and freeze them

vital marten
tall glen
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I am already dead

harsh crane
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Actually if I die my fam makes money so that’s cool I guess

stone meadow
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poorest couple generations in the last 100 years, gotta be

vital marten
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You a lab rat or something

harsh crane
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Maybe I should just fake my own death

tall glen
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I've been watching landman

vital marten
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Oh insurance

harsh crane
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Fresh start

stone meadow
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How do groceries get 300% more expensive within 10 years

harsh crane
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Life’s do-over

tall glen
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I want to die and have my beatiful wife marry a handsome if too honest man

tall glen
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so long as I get a beautiful wife

vital marten
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Death is fine as long as it’s not compromising

quasi slate
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time to punch her so hard she's going to cry

tall glen
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landman is such a glorified soap opera

harsh crane
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The afterlife is better than whatever fresh hell this is we are living in so I welcome it

vital marten
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Moopy hits women 📸

tall glen
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Oh no the Cartels own your oil debt!

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Moop rhymes with

quasi slate
tall glen
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stoop

harsh crane
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Dominoes got your back

tall glen
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ladies if you wanna hit me It's fine

vital marten
stone meadow
tall glen
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both

harsh crane
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Take her over to your place. Get a little dominoes. Some Netflix. Before you know it? Laid

vital marten
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I don’t think it was the dominoes

tall glen
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Watch some Cosby Show

harsh crane
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Chicks dig dominoes

stone meadow
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then you get your netflix logging attempt blocked cause you already logged in on your phone

harsh crane
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Get some of that mango sauce to really heat things up

stone meadow
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the netflix hit squad already on the way

quasi slate
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hmmm do i keep hitting her or use words

tall glen
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watch some Netflix, and by that I mean the Dragonball Live action movie

stone meadow
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anime can be on netflix

harsh crane
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Trust unc

stone meadow
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thats where i got into anime actually

tender igloo
stone meadow
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saiki k on netflix

harsh crane
tall glen
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I am a simple man, Subtlety is beyond me

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I want clear an open signals

stone meadow
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i dont have the attention span to watch

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i read

quasi slate
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you have the attention span to read? wtf

vital marten
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Welp that was long enough of a paid break

stone meadow
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and also i play games and i have a youtube video on my second screen and i read

stone meadow
tall glen
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read the dragonball live action script

quasi slate
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oh makes sense

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i like images too

tall glen
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I hve an amazing combination of adhd and hyperfixation

harsh crane
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That’s weird because everything is made for short attention spans now. Even the movie trailers have their own mini trailers for the brain rot

limpid nacelle
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what if project zomboid was called project freakboid and they made the zomboids freaky

stone meadow
tall glen
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yes I love it

stone meadow
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I have ADD and sometimes i do also hyperfixate, problem is not being to choose on what

tall glen
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absolutely bored in a casual social situations, but can do like 10 things at a time at work

quasi slate
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defeated by punching her repeatedly lol

stone meadow
harsh crane
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Matt Damon and affleck both said that most of Hollywood script writers are being told to restate the plot every 5 mins

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Ppl are on their phones while watching

tall glen
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hollywood is dead

stone meadow
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But at least i do like that my job requires me to do a lot of different things with my hands

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And i am usuallt left to my own devices on how to tackle it too

quasi slate
tall glen
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wait till the ninja gets to fruit island

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ninja on fruit island, produced by From Software

stone meadow
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Only reason i didnt go straight to engineer is cause engineers have to do lots of meetings and reporting and explaining, i just wanna make/fix/put together shit

limpid nacelle
tall glen
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no no hes anti-fruit

stone meadow
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I miss the old era of smarphone games

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Before the whole freemium thing

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There were some real gems

tall glen
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have some angry birds

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they are on windows

stone meadow
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that laptop looks fake somehow

tall glen
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its japanese

quasi slate
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those are birds

tall glen
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maybe

quasi slate
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spy cameras by the government

hazy monolith
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good news

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i just remembered

tall glen
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looma

hazy monolith
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i got a recovery code

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bad news

harsh crane
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They will probably sell about a billion of those MacBook neos with this years incoming college students

hazy monolith
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he will just switch the passwords again and log me out

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what do i do?

tall glen
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considered murder?

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hypothetically

hollow grove
tall glen
hollow grove
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i originally swore off the apple walled garden after my 2017 macbook pro died

limpid nacelle
hollow grove
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buuuuuut the neo does look to be exactly what im looking to get out of a laptop

tall glen
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its a clanker

harsh crane
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Most things are cloud based now anyway

quasi slate
tall glen
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I mean it makes a clanking sound

hollow grove
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i think 8 gigs is enough for what i do

fair bay
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gentlemen

hollow grove
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but then again, i use google chrome

fair bay
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I've done it

harsh crane
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Was like wtf how is shitty Microsoft winning.

tall glen
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doomguy edging again

hollow grove
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mythical microslop win

vital marten
harsh crane
vital marten
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Ideally someone quiet, won’t raise any heads

tall glen
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Goondows 12 when!

hollow grove
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im a stubborn bitch so ive still not switched to using a gaming browser like opera GX

tall glen
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I gotta go make dumplings

harsh crane
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Gotta go make a dump

hollow grove
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then again it kind of boils down to whether id rather give my data to google or the CCP

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or maybe either way both parties get my data

harsh crane
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Maybe one day we will have $5 footlongs again

quasi slate
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you give your data to google without using google

harsh crane
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Bro ur on discord

quasi slate
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discord is well known for selling data

hollow grove
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news at 11

quasi slate
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wtf how did you know my time you hacker

hollow grove
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cant tell you that

hazy monolith
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well atleast i know how to be more careful

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lol

vital marten
hazy monolith
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heres wishful thinking ill get the account back

vital marten
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Corpos ruined that recently

hollow grove
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meanwhile in australia

harsh crane
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I tried that arch burger and it was disgusting

hollow grove
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$18 footlong

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yes really

vital marten
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Do what

harsh crane
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Australia man

vital marten
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That’s what firehouse subs wants so maybe but subway ain’t that good

harsh crane
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Subway gives you ecoli 50/50

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But it was worth the risk
Because it was $5 footlongs

neat moat
vital marten
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Would explain why I’m so skinny

hollow grove
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hence why i dont eat subway literally ever

neat moat
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and an ACTUAL foot long

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subway was always ass anyways

hollow grove
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last time i went to subway i brought my tape measure

vital marten
neat moat
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lmao

harsh crane
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You shoulda seen Pizza Hut in the 90s with a booming middle class. Waitresses getting tipped. Beer flowing

vital marten
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I paid for that this is robbery

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The whole foot is mine to eat

harsh crane
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I miss it. Everything tastes like plastic now

hollow grove
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Most of my time eating out is at exactly one place near my work

neat moat
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was it an actual foot luna?

hollow grove
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$18 bowl of noodle soup

hazy monolith
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@stone meadow im still logged in on my pc, is this bad

neat moat
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I used to eat these massive bean and rice burritos for like 6 bucks every day when I was working

vital marten
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I’ve had slop for so long

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That looks like gold

harsh vault
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lou

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lou lou loui

harsh crane
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Looks mid compared to my dominoes ngl

harsh vault
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the event lou

vital marten
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Hello

harsh vault
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play the event

hollow grove
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fun fact, pretty much every single place ive been to that does lanzhou beef noodle soup has massive windows where you literally stare at the chefs pulling the noodles by hand

vital marten
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Event?

neat moat
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pulling noodles?

harsh vault
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its so worth if you want to collect

harsh crane
vital marten
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Do I need the battle pass

hollow grove
harsh vault
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no

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its for tarkov itself

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also you have the battlepass

quasi slate
harsh vault
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its free

remote basin
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Hai uncs and uncettes

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Anyone wanna join a small zomboid friendgroups, I just want a group to play with, anyone under 20 can dm me

harsh vault
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what do you consider an unc

remote basin
quasi slate
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dio de muertos!

hollow grove
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Tasmania also proved to have the best cheese pull I've ever gotten at a restaurant

harsh vault
vital marten
pure light
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If I'm not a salamader do I have to leave

remote basin
harsh vault
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i got called an aunt

quasi slate
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pls take this to r/foodgoon

harsh vault
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no fair

neat moat
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aunty

harsh vault
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shush

hollow grove
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i got called a milf once

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im 20.

neat moat
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milf material

remote basin
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I got called a yunk oncr

hollow grove
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im less than half the qualifying age for a milf

quasi slate
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when i was a teenager i also thought 20 year olds were milfs

harsh vault
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the hells a yunk

harsh vault
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i dont understand newgen slang

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yunks

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and trunks

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uncs

pure light
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67

harsh vault
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the heck going on

hollow grove
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newgen slang makes me feel like a milf because god fucking damn

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im about to go post a minion meme on facebook

ember void
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genkirkuinly on god

harsh vault
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-w-

quasi slate
harsh vault
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way to kill the chat smh

remote basin
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Does anyone want to join my zomboid group, I need a friend group to play with

pure light
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What my grandma posts before asking me how to print the internet

neat moat
# quasi slate

I remember watching a movie with somone once and they constantly were on their phone

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I was genuinely tweaking

quasi slate
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i would be too

remote basin
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no one wants to join my friend group :<

neat moat
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shut up stupid plunger

quasi slate
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chill bruv its not even a plunger

hollow grove
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not even a newspaper by the looks of it

neat moat
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Say I hate my stupid plunger life

hollow grove
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i have had more than 20 minutes of exposure to the internet in my life and i still dont know what chud means

harsh vault
strange spruce
white obsidian
neat moat
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Its changed meaning multiple times

strange spruce
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gato

remote basin
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DOES NO ONE WANT TO EVEN BE FRIENDS WITH ME

white obsidian
strange spruce
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nay

white obsidian
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i dont even know you pal

neat moat
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but the real question is would you rather have a femcel daughter or chud son

quasi slate
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hi friend

white obsidian
remote basin
neat moat
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sure

quasi slate
# remote basin Haiii

okay you reached your daily message limit with me $5 paypal to extend chatting or our friendship is over!

neat moat
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nonbinary people get specal privileges

hollow grove
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such as

white obsidian
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being the coolest one?

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is that not obvious?

neat moat
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gettinf to be a femcel son

onyx igloo
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i chop tree

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MORE

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TREE

strange spruce
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how does tree feel about this

onyx igloo
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dead

white obsidian
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the tree is fucking dead dude

strange spruce
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what a shame

hollow grove
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fuck nature anyways

pure light
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😎 NB privilege

white obsidian
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non-bionic

onyx igloo
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erm i could technically use the tree as saplings

white obsidian
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im all organic

onyx igloo
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if it werent already dead

strange spruce
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if only you didnt MURDER IT

hollow grove
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im about 70% microplastics and 30% Red-40

onyx igloo
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it fell over in our backyard im just cleaning it up

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like uhh

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mortician

white obsidian
onyx igloo
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a very bad one whos very good at stacking things into a piles

pure light
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I got 99 problems and depression is 99 of um

lilac quarry
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nah nah ok ok I get it

viral echo
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Why is there someone up the road hooting every hour or so, the fuck.

white obsidian
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i got 99 problems and theyre all evil villains plotting my demise in a secret lair

viral echo
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stop hooting!!!

pure light
white obsidian
#

i should have never battled the evil villains

viral echo
#

owl cat

pure light
hollow grove
#

i got 99 problems and 99 of them are the fact that i need a coffee and my own lesbian harem

onyx igloo
#

i got 20 problems and i dont know what they are

viral echo
#

my brain has something wrong with it, I meant to type owl and I typed own

pure light
viral echo
#

my brain auto-complete is broken

hollow grove
#

i typed respectful as Resepdcftufol last night

onyx igloo
hollow grove
#

so im not far behind

viral echo
#

i usually don't type words that don't exist though, I just type the wrong word.

lilac quarry
#

banned

onyx igloo
#

WHAT HAPPENED

hollow grove
#

giant fucking gif link

onyx igloo
#

I JUST WANTED TO POST THE MAMMOTH

lilac quarry
#

nah it's over

onyx igloo
#

whats over

viral echo
#

epic GIF link

pure light
#

Take um out back

onyx igloo
#

are we getting over it

hollow grove
onyx igloo
#

like the game

quasi slate
#

you know the vomit is slowly building and will come up soon when your saliva turns into mucus

viral echo
#

how long can a link be and still work on here 🤔

pure light
onyx igloo
#

im the graphite rod of this nuclear reactor

lilac quarry
#

god it's so fire

quasi slate
#

Yakuza ost

stiff geyser
brazen lantern
#

thats the VA

lilac quarry
stiff geyser
#

I mean the whole deep fakes with random people singing that song

lilac quarry
#

nah I don't think so

#

AI videos were being created in 2014, but just really low quality compared to

stiff geyser
#

I don't remember any previous deep fakes tho

twin bear
#

I grinded too much starsector now I must sleep

pure light
lilac quarry
#

wow I love the odds when starting out

vital marten
#

Ba da da daaa

pure light
ancient meteor
#

I thought you would all want to know I just spotted some lizards around my new house!
I think they're probably some sort of skink and not salamanders, but

viral echo
#

the guy is still outside hooting

neat moat
#

dont think you can jsut drop that information without the lizard tax

ancient meteor
#

Identified, but couldn't snap a pic

#

Southern Coal Skinks

neat moat
#

your lizard tax will be raised for next year's harvest

#

do not mess up again

#

Glory to Discordia

viral echo
#

@stone meadow bonk!

glass wigeon
#

skink r just dragons

#

like red eye crocodile skink

loud pumice
#

Hmmm???

neat moat
viral echo
#

stop honking!!!

#

why would someone honk every hour all day

hazy monolith
vital marten
#

Hello

glass wigeon
#

graveyard keeper is free on steam rn

vital marten
#

Do I get to stop grave robbers by putting them in the graves they are robbing and burying them alive?

tender igloo
stiff salmon
#

Biweekly reminder, packmates

vital marten
#

Love the helmet

#

I got it when I saw it on shop because reminds me of FNV

viral echo
#

HONK!

vital marten
viral echo
#

has someone wired a car horn to a timer or something

#

WTF is this shit

vital marten
#

I always get so sleepy when I get home from work

glass wigeon
#

wh ydoes my head hurttt

#

wait

#

I THINK I KNOW Y

#

im so smart

vital marten
#

You need water

viral echo
glass wigeon
#

no

#

i wore my glasses for once

#

my new glasses

#

new prescription

vital marten
#

Failure to hydrate

glass wigeon
#

brain need to

#

ADAPT

#

i know vision change can make head hurt

viral echo
#

glasses are for weak people

glass wigeon
#

i remember when i burtnt the inside of my left eye and got a lbind spot

vital marten
#

I don’t think it adapts only your forehead grows bigger

#

4eyes

glass wigeon
#

i was very dizzy and nauseous and headache

#

but that was extreme case

#

not glasses change

viral echo
#

burnt?

glass wigeon
#

sun

viral echo
#

the fuck

vital marten
#

Stop looking at it dang

glass wigeon
#

sun burnt part inside my left eye make blind spot

#

also made my left eye monochromatic colourblind for like a minute

viral echo
#

why would you do that?

glass wigeon
#

accident

vital marten
#

I’ve been shot with a bb and burned multiple times and never burnt my eye

glass wigeon
#

my brain covers it up very well now though

vital marten
#

How did you manage this

glass wigeon
#

no not the actual eye

#

the inside of the eye

#

where it actually registers vision

vital marten
#

But how did this happen

glass wigeon
#

part of it is scarred now so it cant take in visual

#

SUN

#

my brain covers it up well now as i said

viral echo
#

praise the sun!!!

glass wigeon
#

its scarred and healed as much as it can

#

and my brain covers it up like a photoshop fill tool

#

its very interesting

vital marten
#

But HOW did the sun do the damage 😭

Were you looking at it? Sleeping outside? Etc

glass wigeon
#

cant notice it unless i stare at small text with only my left eye

#

even then it covers it up very well

#

just notice it like

#

idk how to describe it weird anyways

viral echo
#

my vision is completely fucked, but not quite that fucked

vital marten
#

I’m just trying to wrap my head around how the eye gets burned without being very painful

But maybe…

glass wigeon
#

: (

glass wigeon
#

i know now why my left eye was monochromatic colourblind after

#

it overloaded the cones in my eye

#

they recovered fast though

vital marten
#

I wonder if flashbang causes monochrome

glass wigeon
#

nah probably cant compare to the sun

vital marten
#

We need new flashbangs

glass wigeon
#

also probably ned to stare at sun for a long time for a long monochrome

#

althoug youd probably go blind

#

before that

vital marten
#

Yeah I’ve stared at the sun a bit in my time

#

It just hurts too much

glass wigeon
#

the uv level can affect i think

#

high uv day you dont wanna be in sun as much and wear glasses and sunscreen

viral echo
#

never look at bright things for any length of time

glass wigeon
#

low uv day u dont need as much

vital marten
glass wigeon
#

my cat stares into my lamp for some reaon

#

reason

vital marten
#

Gotta confirm the brightness

viral echo
#

if it heats up your skin it's probably too bright

vital marten
#

Fair enough, I’ve had some handhelds that do that and they leave a blip on your vision for several minutes if you look at them

viral echo
#

and lasers, avoid those

vital marten
#

ArmyTek handheld ^^

viral echo
#

my eyes focus at different points for some reason

glass wigeon
#

im gonna play

#

house flipper

#

wish i could flip the house

#

literally

viral echo
#

flip flip

glass wigeon
#

take a big front end loader

glass wigeon
#

wedge bucket under side of house

#

flip that mf

viral echo
#

what happens if squatters come in the house you are trying to flip?

glass wigeon
#

hit them with a sledgehammer obviously

#

and since youre flipping just put them in the floor

#

really tha tsimple

#

not that i know

viral echo
#

the good old bury them in the back garden strategy

harsh vault
#

hai chat!

glass wigeon
#

load up

glass wigeon
#

1600m^2 property

#

take me 1 billion years

#

to clean

harsh vault
#

what happening in genchat

glass wigeon
#

AHHHH

#

30 FPS

viral echo
#

24FPS is all you need

harsh vault
#

yoda what are you playin

glass wigeon
#

hosue flipper

harsh vault
#

oh

glass wigeon
#

2

harsh vault
#

is it fun

glass wigeon
#

yes ive palyed before

#

i like it

#

just gotta change some graphic setting

viral echo
#

low, 640 x 480

glass wigeon
#

big map mean big lag

harsh vault
glass wigeon
#

hold on i gotta update dlss for the game

viral echo
#

I miss the days were i thought 1024 x 768 was all you needed.

glass wigeon
#

i used to ply games on 800x600

viral echo
#

playing 3D games using software rendering at 27FPS

harsh vault
glass wigeon
#

no itys because i loaded a massive modded map

#

much larger than usual map areas

quasi slate
#

Who up they salamander my zomboid

#

Like comment and subscribe hit that bell

glass wigeon
#

ill not use a massive map then

#

ill just do normal game yes

#

smh someone flipped the trash

viral echo
#

HONK!

#

seriously why is he doing that

#

it's fucking midnight, why would you be honking

glass wigeon
#

choo choo

viral echo
#

Honk!!!

#

every 30 mins a honk

viral echo
#

I'm waiting for the honk

tender igloo
loud pumice
hot grove
onyx igloo
#

im yet to see a MSC-esque game set in an urban environment

#

that'd be cool but i have no idea how to code

#

i kinda imagine the character starting without his car in a big apartment

onyx igloo
#

my summer car

onyx igloo
#

like, survival elements placed into a car mechanic game

#

i love stuff like that

lilac quarry
#

I've never played it, but I've seen a few videos about it

onyx igloo
#

its my game i hop onto whenever i dont feel like playing anything else

#

if i dont have a particular game in mind i kind of orbit towards it

rain mango
#

and they all got scurvy

viral echo
#

stop the honking!!! stressed

half kettle
#

honk

#

u should totally yell out ur windows like a maniac

#

thatll send a message

onyx igloo
glass wigeon
#

mysterious floating plant

#

defintiely no strings

#

just pure magic

viral echo
#

honk

#

I'm gonna find out who's doing that and take a shit on their car.

fair bay
#

they should do it two minutes early just to break the pattern lol

thin wedge
viral echo
#

i want burger

brazen lantern
#

the what burger

glass wigeon
#

I have a bold theory as to why

#

It is cancer in the brain

glass wigeon
#

Personally

#

I think anything in your brain that isn't your brain is unhealthy

#

Usually at least

tall glen
#

Landman S02 watching tonight

#

Sam Elliot is such a class act

brazen lantern
#

is that the show with gas energy lobbying?

tall glen
#

Its just a show about Texas

#

if you aint pro gas, get out of Texas

#

also its a good balance of drama wit and just off the wall insanity

#

got me tearing up one minute and laughing the next

karmic jetty
#

im pro pane

glass wigeon
#

My brain is smooth

#

Is deflects all bad things away

tall glen
#

yo-D'oh!

onyx igloo
tall glen
#

I cant piss while standing on my head

white obsidian
onyx igloo
tall glen
#

well I can, but I'd rather not

viral echo
#

I pissed on my hands earlier

#

I think there might be something wrong with me

tall glen
#

get a cut, piss on it, and slather it in hot tar

#

yep them ol sailors, famous for... missing limbs now that I think about it

oblique stream
#

and dysentery

#

scurvy too

tall glen
#

vocabulary

twin bear
#

I am sick as fuck

#

God dammit

tall glen
#

train throws you upwards you lose velocity in the exchange

thin wedge
#

tony hawk min max

tall glen
#

if you aint Officer Bob, you aint shit

oblique stream
#

who buys these things

#

its not even a laptop

young kelp
#

People on a budget

oblique stream
#

and get yourself stuck in a walled apple garden

#

if you are on a budget then you better of with an older windows laptop

prime walrus
#

cuidado q a puta veia ta achando q tao c invejinha dela @frank knoll

#

cuidado q a puta veia ta achando q tao c invejinha dela e q querem chama atenção dela kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk @frank knoll

prime walrus
#

@frank knoll ta fazendo duplinha com a amy neh lkllllllllllllllllllkkkkkkkkk vaca 1 e 2 so falta mugi

thin wedge
#

indeed

lyric galleon
#

what the fuck is that profile bill

karmic jetty
#

its gok

last spoke
#

And the exact target audience

#

If you want to do specific things with a laptop, you're probably not looking for the budget option

last spoke
#

Most grandmothers won't tell the difference

harsh vault
#

i made a dumb joke

last spoke
#

No? It's a perfectly reasonable suggestion

harsh vault
#

oh

#

sorry

last spoke
#

Why are you apologising?

harsh vault
#

i dont know

last spoke
#

Then
Don't do that?

harsh vault
#

okay

tall glen
#

nay, you are maidenless

ancient meteor
#

New Evanescence album announced!! wooooo!!
I mean uhh [tepidly excited goth noises]

tall glen
#

Goth girls are a dying breed

#

luckily goth mommies still exist

half kettle
uncut epoch
lyric galleon
#

@toxic hawk look at this shit i hit

toxic hawk
lyric galleon
#

im practicing the boss changes in the mod

twin bear
#

@neon bramble the capitals for remnants are annoying

#

I need to min max my commanders more and get some omens to replace the wolf class frigs

#

Might grind tri so I can get some high tech ships for meta gaming

hollow grove
#

building a little guy

vital marten
quasi slate
#

this WWE matchup will be insane

quasi slate
young kelp
#

Damn i wanted to roleplay as the cast of darkest dungeon

toxic hawk
#

Dismas : duelist advance

young kelp
#

wanted to

#

but no pistol

#

in eldenring I mean

#

there are crossbows

#

so it'd be a budget Dismas

toxic hawk
#

Youre ready role-playing as baldwin

young kelp
#

wonder what stat he'd have tho

#

Faith for a tank build with self healing and holy damage

#

or arcane of buff(?)

#

how'd you RP as plague tho

#

consumable spam and a dagger?

toxic hawk
#

Scarlet rot is easier

#

There is a dagger inflicting rot

young kelp
#

I am able to RP as flag easily tho

#

I found a flail some time ago

#

that looks almost identical to what he has in DD1

#

and it has bleed

toxic hawk
#

Grabs whip with poison

#

You got dd2

#

Wanna cosplay dismas ? Play bloodborne

#

Reynauld ? Faith and strength with claymkre

#

Claymore

#

Audrey is dex and poison

young kelp
#

wait does his mask exist as an item?

toxic hawk
#

but not like his

young kelp
toxic hawk
#

Bright

stiff salmon
# toxic hawk im back to DL2

Shame last years of support got relinquished to Beast, 2 more years until the support lasts THOUGH! Time moves by fast.

#

Aiden was always my preferred protagonist, even if writing could have been better. But that's just my Jonah Scott bias talking, and the true P o t e n t i a l he had.

toxic hawk
young kelp
#

Revenge, fulfilled

sacred schooner
# toxic hawk Bright

couldn't stick to the game after I reached the city, story took a nose dive for me

toxic hawk
#

they infest the place at night

sacred schooner
#

(I wasn't terrified)

maiden nymph
#

wrong channel nvm

last spoke
#

Stacked my bike this afternoon
Grazed by right arm and palm but I'm fine
Honestly it's kinda funny since my first thought was "man that's fucken annoying"

#

My thigh hurts more than anything else because I landed on the keys in my pocket

#

And that bruise is developing "nicely"

quasi slate
half kettle
#

i HATE PIGEONS!!

#

get off my AC unit you rat with wings

idle raven
#

The common rock dove 🥰🥹

hidden spruce
neon bramble
#

ludd help you if it has an actual scary build though

twin bear
toxic hawk
umbral thicket
vital marten
#

Rahhh

#

I awaken

harsh vault
vital marten
#

Morning floof

#

My bro is turning out to be a good prospect

#

He’s gotten more kills than me, went like 5 whole ass levels in a day (15 to 20) and his stash is worth more

#

Only thing lacking is his trader reputation since unheard gets bonuses over standard and the first thing he asked me when I got on was “what tasks you got” rather than where’d you like to go

young kelp
#

after hours of playing with the new build

#

I only now realized that my buff potion was still for bonk build

toxic hawk
#

That works for about any build

#

Just Charge R2

quasi slate
toxic hawk
#

Why such violence

twin bear
#

why killing bees

#

theyre precious bees

quasi slate
young kelp
#

finally finished exploring the first areas of the game

#

I am now finding some new bosses that die way too quickly

#

Guy dies in 3 hits

vital marten
#

“Way too quickly” as if it’s a bad thing

young kelp
young kelp
vital marten
#

Stop being so kickass then

twin bear
#

bruh the stready officers lowkey too cowardly

vital marten
#

That guy did look meaty to fall in 3 hits