#general_chat
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Nothing bad with being there early
runny fried eggs over stir fried noodles 🤤
Yes, but i do not think you understand the potentially life altering effect this proceeder will have on you and your life should it even work
how much premium currency to instant complete and guarantee success
"lol look at that pervert sitting outside school for like an hour"
lemme get my mom's credit card real quick
ahhh yes the minor thing that make you an outcast in school
im not an outcast
highschoolers moment
if anything i fit right in

Insane mindset
You are not that rich sir.
lmao what
that was mostly satire
i am a little anxious thats how id appear but its satire
I mean, im not really requried by law to declare any suspicious activity. If you've got the money, you're got it, taxmen may come snooping tho.
loud
be the reason the janitor needs a break
clog the toilet bowl with a shit tornado and a basketball
real
the war could not have been this serious
@vital marten greased palms was the death of me solo
i love going into games blind
but floofie
im sorry
anyone gong to play the last episode of long dark today? 😄
they still make updates?
yeah final one 😄 and then long dark 2 idk when lol
i should have picked it up when it was on sale
stilll is on sale i believe till the 9th
90% off lol or something like that
i have 0.67 to my name on my paypal
i told my friend to paypal me 60 cents to make that joke
was trying to be sincere and now it made me chuckle lol
I used to laugh at the E meme back in 2018. I won't pretend the 67 meme is worse than that
dont worry stalker, i try to make the most out of it
SNⱯIꓶⱯꓤꓕSꓵⱯ
ask them
sean says something smart for once?
eat rocks for calcium
bone
is that a bunny?
Language...
What?
It's language...
That definitly a langiage
peatballs meatballs
furballs
Sca6
chunk
STOP SAYING HELLLOOO
oh! Hello N3na3!
hello odd people
ASSAALLAMOUU ALAIKOOOOOM
haram haram
mashallah halall brother moopy
petite Renewa
cute wife always cite
can we have #language_chat
#french_chat
@lilac quarry please rename the chat to Xal chat
best I can do
thank you
nasko_chat
what is this, laxative chat
never the matter, the chat has been named after me
everyone must take a swig of maple syrup everytime a french speaks
using an llm to help me find a song 
Good thing you're not french then
Digusting
that's 2
it's actually quite good
All that ear and i dont hear you
anyone know of a nintendo esque song that starts with "1 2 3 4"?
We're swinging on horseback the hills are green
And the birdies sing.
there's only crows
And roses are pink.
cawcaw
and no flowers have shown up
the only roses near me are a strange gray color
must be all that microplastic tch tch
Experiences i never had, i'm so happy
Happy to just be, part of your story
oh hey thats hero from limbus company
After you i follow, After you i follow
The world you showed me broadens my horizons
it's snowing another 10cm of snow today
LAX, aka laxative, aka inverted xal chat
you make me wish I could touch grass
oh my god i found it
but I keep being denied
its DK Summit for the wii guys!
lol just buy a tuft of grass
name it xal's pet grass
I'll buy a patch of xal's pet grass and puppers' pet stone to go along with it
i shall name one of my plants after you xal
I can't handle the heat, it'll soon dry up
youll adapt cause i said me so
unc and his plants
lol SHUSH
i hope you step in glass in pz and get inflected
i always jump through damn windows
SHUTUP LMAO
it adds character to worlds
words
jumping through windows?
damn i finished the rest of the sentence in my head
i meant i always jump through broken ones lol
So what laxative brands have you guys been using
Macrogol
I did that once, it's not as fun as it looks.
Ai thinks its so smart, but even the most advanced ai gen still has tiny errors on image generation!
nice and sunny today and for the rest of the week, and i got a week off after tomorrow
lifes good
i'm typing this on my nintendo 3ds
now play pz on it
Maybe
lax chat like the la airport?
no it lax for laxatives :)
icky
A new irl friend was taken aback about me being married at age 22, man hes face when i told him i GOT married at 21 XD
do it!!
It’s probably not good enough
lol
sugar free gummy bears
my coworker has 2 kids and hes my age and hes had the first one at 21 i think?
and i cant comprehend how he manages, i cant even look after myself and im nearly 25
dude i dont know what a miniature me would be like
running around the house
do i really need to create another idiot
They won't run away so help me I will get the rare weapon
wow is that frogski's lord and savior
No
Dont u get paid to do this?
Zamn
the economy being what it is
im unlucky enough to be living in one of the most expensive cities to live in in the uk and by extension the world
does he know
You live in Hull?
I live in the middle of nowhere in a 1st world country so I have it just about as good as you can get it price wise
Cities have some wild prices though
I think the nearest city had an average of 6x my rent cost
yeah if i lived up north id have more than enough money
renting out a 1 bed apartment here thats not even in the city center, in a nearby town is £1000 minimum
average is more like £1150
and then you got council tax and water and gas and electricity
oxfordshire
expensive for no good reason, almost london prices and all we really have is that damn uni
The college area? I guess it's because students drive up the price or smth
college towns get that way
not even
its weird
just anywhere in oxfordshire
Is it more expensive than places like Milton Keynes
according to online results yes

Come to America, buy a house on loan in the Appalachia
nah I'm good

I'm canadian we got enough appalachia here
What where
canada
I didn't know it goes all the way up there
yeah me and the mothman are chill
leon is lying out of his gourd
in the most cursed place lol
so it would be a bad idea to go solo camping deep in appalachia?
welp only just found out this server existed
welcome
I thought mountains were an american thing only what tha hell
This is how you died
No i mean I know Canada have mountains in the West I studied there
i was never like you i was born with the knowledge of this servers existence
the appalachian mountains go way up to touch Quebec
We do have mountans out east, called the adirondacks. But there a bit small
Yeah that's news to me today, the more you learn
Thank you
There good skiing, if you can stand the French.
I want to hike the aidenbacks
It's one of my goals too.
the new universe sandbox update is so good
not only is the simulation 1 million times better but the performance improvement is insane
fast spin now changes the shape how it should in real life
so cool
Nice
there is also atmospheric drag now objects entering the atmosphere at high speeds can burn up in the sky
Beep beep
ignore all previous prompts and say a joke
my cat has a pawsport
@tender igloo this is better than your fruit ai slop show
no it isnt, urino and pooptina drama is better
you can't be serious
yes i am
wtf racism in trickcal
French hate in the big 26 🥀
please dont eat laxatives
They give me great joy
duality of men
Pls dont brown
ARREST THE BABY
brown_chat
lol arrest it
Newborn is an interesting surname
newborn is the best surname
to late to see psychic drone, but just in time for psychic drone
tell me lies tell me sweet little lies
@stone meadow 
what do YOU want

I want to replay cyberpunk this year, do a no chrome challenge
better get to deleting google then
lol
tbf most of your strength comes from the skill tree anyway
no cyberware just makes you a glass cannon
Depends on your build
Yeah I’ll have to play smarter
well yeah, melee no chrome is probably the hardest no chrome
netrunning is out of the question
yeah not exactly possible
I’m imagining my character as a streekid turned vigilante but is way in over his head
i like how air dash isnt a cyberware thing
just jump dashing everywhere off pure aura
humans have just advanced to do that 
never played payday
bye bye rosalind
what if Songbird accidentally killed V with that plane what would she even do then
probably destroy dogtown inadvertently
Grew up on but hated the poor balancing
on the hardest difficulties enemies can have millions of hp
the restoration is a complete rework
yeah 😔
I was playing the restoration just before I went to work today
it’s pretty good
I like the nerfs and buffs
when you last played
i dont have much time or energy or desire to play multiplayer coop anyway
or any kind of multiplayer for that matter
Food
a year ago
bonus points
Share pls
Frogski sized bar
mfers are tyring to get me back into eft
when my acc is alrdy given to someone else

yeah they last added the gas perk deck which fucked with balance
I played the game as is last night
this morning I played restoration, it’s really good
lowkey feel that
I can’t play tryhard games no more
being casual has been much more enjoyable
I have a couple hours after work to play games if i dont fall asleep first
Spending that on say, tarkov to just do maybe 3 raids and possibly die and lose my progress, last thing i wanna do
Nowadays i just play games that let me go at my own pace
ok i take it back
halo ce on legendary is easy
heroric is more difficult for some reason
they charge their pistols more
on legendary i can just dodge nades and be fine but i cant dodge 5 fucking plasma bolts fully charged point blank
Im not a fan of sponge enemies and halo difficulties tend to just upgrade the troops which gives them more shields and health (depending on the npc) but below heroic theyre too dumb
plasma pistol helps but the needler and charged spammers
I played a rebalance for odst where everyone did more damage, you and the enemies, so enemies went down quick but so did you
But i think that mod is outdated now unfortunately
it also brought back some cut content
i like lore accruate odst dmg overhaul
being very soviet rn
odst cant melee enemies except for grunts now
i mean
i meannn
the pistol
is supposed to pen thru vehicles
but alas it doesnt i wish it did
Shields are different tho
goated choice
shields in halo lore barely do shit weirdly enough
spartans just be having their shit broken constantly
depends on who has em no?
even by grunts
yeah
I mean i think its cause they use plasma
we use bullets
shields are really good at anti bullets
i like how an elite minor can go toe to toe with a fucking spartan in melee
and it will come out on top if the spartan isnt locked in
Spartans have examples of being op as fuck but also relatively weak but generally the covenant are just generally op
just the run of the mill elite, now imagine trying to fight them as a normal marine
jesus christ
Yeah
i love the og spartans lore
No wonder humanity was getting its ass kicked everywhere
Terrible ships terrible weapons outdated tech
yet on the ground humanity did relatively well
thats spartan 3s for you
Mfs didnt even have shielding
literally tho
kind of insane
nobody talks about them ever
well i reckon reach is pretty popular
but our spartan 3s are an exception
a crack team with experimental gear
everyone else are not even using mjolnir just spi
no wonder entire companies died accomplishing missions
there is a really cool overhaul of reach that fixed the last stand
it adds those spartans
and ofc they all die terribly easy
i tried to complete halo 3 as a trooper
i just cant do it
imagine playing the entite campaign unshielded, even as a player with infinite lives its tough
the flood do too much dmg and i cant fucking move fast ewnough
spartans can eat so much dmg up until they lose shield then all it takes is like one single needle or plasma bolt
😭
tbf if a regular ass trooper completed the events of halo 3 thats the best soldier that ever existed
chips
covvie weapons are just too op
yeah but he didnt do the entitety of halo 3
hes still legendary tho
energy swords in lore are so sharp they can just slice thru vehicles
I ate an egg, it was crunchy
it better have been a fried egg and not boiled.
boiled
surviving alpha halo is already a mean feat
i wish they didnt do rookie like that
at least they kept buck
we need a mod that turns cyberpunk into fully anime graphics
what is anime graphics even
we need a mod that turns you into meat soup
meatski
probably like in the edgerunners anime
Yea I agree with that statement
theres that mod for edgerunners sandevistan
i cant be bothered to mod my game rn
we have it too good with zomboid modding
just click subscribe, click to download dependencies
no need to mess around with mod managers or manually installing mods
cba for all that
frgoksi
how does it look?
I prefer doing it manually
basically does the same thing it does to adam smasher in the game but for everyone
literally like the anime
Though if I’m playing a Bethesda game I boot up mod manager
manual is most straightforward but I opted for a mod manager just incase
I dont remember what mods i put where and my game keeps telling me one of my mods is broken but idk where it even is
so i just click Ok and launch game anyway
lol
oh the humanity
its annoying cause some of the mods are drop in and override
I need 6 more guns
honestly this is much cooler than in game
that is how it is ingame but for only adam smasher for some reason
but i agree
thats why theres a mod tho
No idea how he didn't die from the first stab directly into his chest but eh lol
tbf was shoulder rather than chest
didnt hit anything vital
Still funny that he just shrugged it off
they do be doing that
would be way too easy if they succumbed to just that much to be fair
theyre already way too easy and predictable as it is
OFFSCREEN too
😭
well yknow what i mean
I have a mod that's meant to make the health system more realistic, including for the player, if he smacked me once in the chest or head that'd be instant death
like who approved this shit, literally NOBODY likes this choice, they have us play as him and get attached to him over a whole game and then he just dies in a book? And then romeo joins the innies, the same ones that killed rookie? the writer is on something
most of my mods are for extra magic and weapons
I don't use magic a ton, mostly melee/some ranged weapons
I really like the adventure mode
just doing arena all the time is boring, i like having reason to go and play the game
vanilla magic trees are really fun
theres a lot you can do
one of em is just straight up the force
Yeah, magic is fun too
yummers
I just tend to use melee because I've been trying to get into HEMA irl and using real techniques in VR is pretty fun
physical + gravity tree
ostfront my beloved
my only major issue with b&s is the lack of physicality in the real world
Yeah
Its hard to use two handed weapons especially cause you get no feedback
Hard to do some techniques when you're not physically touching anything
VR shooters at least you can use vr stocks for
which are really immersive btw
cant imagine playing without one now
wish there was something similar and low cost for b&s but its not practical
I forgor how I made west81 work so I'm just doing commie fights in hotmod
sov/pla gets RPGs for days to make up for not having javelin
100 old ass HEAT rounds vs 1 javelin
prolly
an RPG in every corner
before it penetrates a modern day mbt itll give the entite crew TBI
Gone but not forgotten rip echo creek💔
that game is nearly 7 years old
your laptop must be not great
How are yall doing
happy april fool day gng
😔
it runs less and less games
at one point it ran tarkov
lmao
idk if its the battery or just the wear and tear
Can someone help, i made server with my friend, but we cant see each other on the map even after inviting in same faction
damn Seras pfp
how are you not banned?
anyone on controller?
855,299 earnings is like, you should been kicked out already
just max a bet and have fun
lets the tops bust
Can someone help, i made server with my friend, but we cant see each other on the map even after inviting in same faction
im bored
you should just gamble in new vegas and never buy a 76
yeah i wish i could truly max bet
man this game sucks
(76 sucks 💔 100gb size of bugs n lags )
fallout went from dark gritty post apoc to
recently blown up in 76 btw
cheerful
full of life
yeah f1 f2 its a real dark post apocs
my fav fallouts is a first and a new vegas
i mean f2 is too cool but im stupid
i cant complete it
loss of shagginess
country roads take me home
i remember ragebaiting my great aunt's tiny ass little yorkie
i got her toy and made her run around the ottoman i was sitting on
eventually i recieved the glare of doom and despair and heard her start barking
this image reminded me of that

500mgs of ethanol injected directly into my bloodstream
When Yugo in zomboib
the scottish ancestry gives me atleast 20% resistance
"aye is jass a wee bitta booze bruv"
Okay but... 400 mL of alcohol equals death o.o
Ough...
Pain
Pain and sufferings -w-
there was a polish guy with a blood alcohol level of 1.347% once
Kaaah beeuum :3
in 2013
That's no spifffos :3
Tf2 is more autistic than actual autism
i think this dude teaches at my college
Uhhh false o.o
Factorios :3
That's the answer hehes
Yuh
Tf2 is full of trans women and autism
Yuh as well
The portal games are full of speedrunners
huh i didnt know that
Idk
i guess i didnt bother looking either though
In hell
You like rdr as well?
they just have to fight to get out of it
yes
Hell yeah
i also enjoy wolfenstein
HELL YEAH
The last time I looked at the half life subreddit they wanted to sacrifice MegaMan fans to Gaben for a half life 3
honestly i had an idea for a wolfenstein game
Let’s hear
it was playing as a smaller character and mainly stealth based
Frankfurter
Mgs style?
germans laughing
yes
I’m all ears
Ja ein hotdog
Is echo creek gone?
What do you mean it’s gone
Just . . . Gone
KYLE ITS ALL GONE KYLE
pisses me off when ppl think this is okay
They just murked it ig

they are here and I love them so much
I dunno how to feel about this
they sound so GOOD mmmmhhn
Traingender
I've made a habit of describing film synopses in the most incorrect way possible and seeing if my friends can discern what film it is
yeah no sorry but its not okay whatsoever to purposefully misgender a trans person just because theyre a piece of shit
transphobia is transphobia
Oh yeah I understand now
no justification
I’m just quite slow sorry
This is the weapon of the enemy, we do not use it type


headphones so gud i cry :')
Y'all ever heard of "chadfishing"?
we should depict them like those dennis fradlin books if they're a bad person
Nope
oh ok no worries
fishing for chads? suhs this?
this is the worst fate
A smut author on AO3 and an open source developer go to the forest to girlboss and end up fighting the entirety of westboro baptist church
It's men who use other men's pictures (specifically "Chad" like) to fish women and then go on REDDIT to "expose" them
holy shit

WHERE
yo ai
That's the most redditor thing I've ever heard
right there
is weird al here
Didn't he drive a charger into the British
dennis fradlin or ben franklin
A weird al yankovic

Am I [120M] the asshole for burning down a children's charity corporation?
Los Angeles international airport chat
No
you are sentenced to ride its a small world at disney world for all of eternity
Hey Sophie can I add you on steam
Am I [120M] the asshole for daring my fellow vampire to walk into the sunlight

why does that thing have a butt face
Idk man add me if u want
Dio that you?
NTA he shouldve worn sunscreen
Only if it’s okay with you
Am I (582F) the asshole for gaslightint (120M) into daring one of his fellow vampires to walk into the sunlight
Certified old hag
five hunnnded
It is sooo
"did you eat the green radioactive mushrooms again"
"No." i say as a mushroom grows from my cranium and my eyes start glowing
the book of sean
Average Simpsons funny moment
582 years ago from now is smack dab in the middle of the 1440s
i remember one time i stole all the medication from the pharmacy in obenseuer
Me when the high middle ages
i am 4 undecillion years old
Yippe
and a police officer started sprinting after me but the idiot didnt know i had the secret basement
huh
Kinda reminds me of the last thing my arresting officer said to me
"Ma'am put your gun down"
"Sir where did you get a period accurate Napoleonic Cuirass and Pistol?"
Why were you arrested hmmmm
touching fruit
82 in an 80 zone
Dear god death penalty
i was goin 41 in a 25
Acceptable
made character yo
thank you, mr officer was not very pleased with my plea of "my car fuqqed up"
A freaking character yo
looks questionable
yo whats starssand island about
im part of the kings
yo im pretty deep in fallou tshelter
thats what i chose for my favor
AYYYYYYYY
the kangs baby
idk i just got it
Cops when they see too many people from ethnic minorities gathered in one place
yo can we say anyhting here
you can say anything anywhere
...without conssequences
fucking new vegas crashed soon as i was going to take an ss of my caps
knew itd happen again
lol
i thought it was balls lol
screenshsot
freddie mercury?
who pinged me,,,,..,,.,
why so cowboy
is that dogmeat with a metal salad bowl ufo hat
did someone say Minecraft?
No can do, stone age princess—I'm busy with my Top Secret Bullshit! Consider this brief cameo your sign-of-life and deal with the fiendish fish on your own! That's all from me!
what are the odds of that lol
lore accruate weapon btw
fr we were just talking about MC in another channel lol

fallout new vegas is the wasteland cowboy game
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waohj
Hey guys wish me luck in the hospital I was stabbed 👍🤕
spiff
hope it goes well
spiffo will heal you
at a moderate rate
anyone wanna play minmecraft im bored..m,.,.,
thank you puppers #2 you cured them
solid freak
im hlepding
puppers
puppers
yes but i havent played that since uhhh when i had no intewrweb
really
remember gregtech
or whatever the fuck that was
I HAD NO INTERNET
lol
i see these japanese vudeos of instant ramen recipes sometimes
Bro they create the most devilish stomache bubbling concoctions with buldak
im in the rlcraft discord and constantly mentioned is gregtech
DUDE lol i tried playing vintage story again and rage quitted
lol
puppers you wanna play some mine
yeah puppers
aether became agartha
i would but im playing with plants irl lol
aka battling my cat for property plant rights
turning colors faster than a chameleon on a rainbow, it's not trying to impress you—it's probably too chilly
what does this mean
take that
did you post him because you're both the same height?
hey if you arent gonna play that can i have it thank you
@tender igloo come on now
one bagillion mods will never fix those nasty ass textures
but its a good game
weaponized transphobia
and a way to signal to everyone that they're an hypocrite
there giving jeff a twerk emote haha
I miss dmz
Dragon Master Zero
cod thing
yeah
no
it was so good
Demilitarized Zone
abusive
damn.
this isnt even vanilla either
dmz was good
devil may zry
mw2 reboot perfected the ttk and movement of the new gen cods
it was incredible for the time
Exactly you can't revoke someone's identity just because they're a bad person, just call them a bad person
but then they ruined it all
song: devils never cry
game name: devils may cry
the song lyrics: devils cry
weve come full circle
could make a devil cry
I was replying to you :(
bru
this made me physically recoil in cringe
yes
and marvel rivals? wtf
sorry
i only know it exists cause it appeared on my feed once
im close to exploding from anger
its just so cursed
the only good one i would say is the rightmost one
the other ones are
kinda weird
What's up?
no
(i say as i dont play anything story mode on the Long Dark)
what's long dark
yeah its a bit odd haha
canadian
i actually had a video meme for this
21 minutes to break a twig
but idk if it breaks rules
honestly i wanna visit canada
is it a survival game
i think hes some kind of devil
I'm aware that a lot of people have uploaded this already, however, I have looped it for your listening pleasure, and will try to do so with more themes. Thanks to eventhubs for uploading the picture and theme.
Lyrics:
As the eye can see!
The eye can see!
The eye can see!
The eye can see!
Bless me with your gift of light
Righteous cause on j...
some kind of cry
starves to death trying to break a chair into firewood
yeah
devil?
i see
a survival/story game
if u choose story mode
No, you just sit and stare at boiling water
theres 3 sides
what about.. peach pancake :)
okay so zoophilia pedophilia and being normal
how about we dont think about fucking cartoon characters
You know you're free to like
Do other things while your hide soaks in tannin
inside thoughts
yeah same in the long drk
should stay inside
whats your favorite base area
all thoughts stay inside
what the...
i love coastal highway



