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Drinking the paint
you do not own the game uppy
is there an actual gun named the creamer

light pen shotgun
I believe so
thats hilarious
(shotgun are inhumane)
nerf uppy for having fun
ayt gonna try changing my class in elden ring... tomorrow that is
I need a caulking gun
do you have a build in mind
if you want strength go warrior
Rs6 is the only game in which I’ve seen a caulking gun skin
the guy with the axe
at first I wanted to go with like a strength glass cannon or something
all points in strength or at least majority
you could also do knight to get a bit more rounded out build
more vigor, more health, probably good for a beginner
You gotta love it
what game is this
R6? How is your mental health
No lmao
why does the ui look like a mobile game
R6 mobile ain’t even out yet afaik
cro
the game was announced last year
of course it released
😭
Pew pew
Clearing the rooms with my caulking gun and then the customer walks in 
kinda sad that the only high quality mobile games are usually fps
overcome your embarrasment and tag him
Better since I’ve quit it
Since I’ve gotten my bro off console we haven’t played any rainbow lmao
There are other high quality games on mobile that aren’t FPS but most games on mobile suck due to micro-transactions being built into the foundation
true
60 seconds and 60 parsecs come to mind when I think of a good all rounder mobile game
i feel like the highest quality mobile games you will have is probably emulating ds/3ds/psp games
thats good too
Maybe slay the spire since it’s out on mobile now but I’ve never played it
Card games aren’t my thing
i forgot the best scene in all of cinema
most of the good games are games that didnt originally exist in mobile
shut your fucking face uncle fucka!!
mobile games sux
Oh yeah that did recently come out
a thing mobile is highly lacking is
campaign games
but to be fair most mobile games are free or dont cost much so they keep making money off micro transactions
or multiplayer
six guns made by gameloft was my last mobile game
tiny tower creators?
get battle cats
Peak
which class in elden ring uses more heavy weapons
merpy
21
you stoopid
Chuck noris died
hai

@loud pumice moment
bro will have one frame of tung tung then the rest speedo
cursed rpgmaker
Лс
Fuck my bank man
They won’t let me have more than $1,500 remote deposit limit
But hey, an offer come thru. Ol Capital One has offered me $400 if I can direct deposit at least 2, $500 amounts within 75 days
My limit with them? Daily $5,000 and monthly $10,000
I’ll take the $400 and stop arguing with my bank immediately 🤣
bank when you make a mistake 
banks when they make a mistake 
They told me I didn’t make enough money to need more than $1,500 remote deposit lmao
This is after I told them I had no means to go to the bank and deposit my checks, and I did ~$30,000 last year via remote
“We base it off a monthly basis on account activity” some actual bs right there
Cap one already the lender of 2 of my credit cards and my savings account is with them so all the more reason to just switch
Ok
credit union

big bank is sham
I’ve done some painting for the local credit unions
You always got the fights looking cool with these moves
How do you learn such things
I've been getting into fencing irl so I mostly use real techniques with a couple exaggerations to look cooler lol
Haven't done katana stuff really so I mostly just use longsword techniques for it
Using a double ended spear from a stone age mod like a staff
It's a lot easier to trip enemies up if you hit their leg while they're already reacting to an injury
Didn't mean to stab the first guy but I just rolled with it lmfao
The kind of mc that needs 8 guys stabbing him at once to go down
I'd probably be struggling more if the enemy ai in blade and sorcery actually fought back half the time lol
hopefully tech support figures out wtf is wrong with my game asap🥲
sheesh, nice moves
I think this clip is one of my favorites I've gotten so far, the leg sweep felt so cool
I cant believe we got that far
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1 dollar boat vs 100000 dollar boat
he should 5 star cheeks in trickcal while stranded

?
From Linkin Park to Evanescence, you change genres fast lmao
A thousand laughs had made me coLDER
LOL
"I'm here without you babeh!"
You had to do slowmo
A darn shame, a crying shame even
I might edit in a slow mo part during/after the hit lol
Slow mo
Now is cooler, and more painful
Best weapon is zoologist
terara

I hope that's a genuine cat girl and not something else.
i made mac n cheese

me swaying my tail
i hate this fuckass bachglotz car in mwc bruh
FLAT 70S CAR NOT GOOD IN HILLY FINLAND WINTER
no shit
italio car not built for fin winter perkle
ITS NOT FUCKING ITALIAN
ITS A PIECE OF PUREBRED AMERICAN SHIT
BUT EVERY CAR IS A PIECE OF SHIT IN THIS GAME SO
AND I LOVE EVERY DAMN MINUTE OF THIS GAME
idk why I can't type in lfg
FIAT? That ain't american lol
We hate them bitches here too
Mmm
The bones in the back are quite nonexistent
Is this a house fire or natural decay?
hello everyone
would you eat a urinal cake?
ineed to ask you something
i bought her from a squirrel npc because he sold her
cool pet otherwise
go buy it
where?
on steam
It's on sale rn
Sophia da first
Is there a bigger discount I can take advantage of?
only on a gray market
oh god a warthunder fan
if you cant afford the game just pirate it smh

Can I pirate moopy art
leak military secrets for me beOtch
I have 1300hrs in war thunder and and 1740rs in fs22
yes i have one and i can play only with my friend
we have an elite gamer here
but i want to buy the steam game
actually what do I have the most hours in hold up
calculator
programing sock games

Brioche bun toasted in mayo
goat cheese
bacon
2 fried eggs with S&P
blackberry jam mixed with pickled jalapeños
and a hashbrown
finally hot yuri action
what th
people who play war thunder dont look like that
YAYY LESBIANS 
war thunder players are obviously chads
Thanks to yantar, im now friendly with duty again.
jaime would you go to chornobyl in real life

Course not. Radiation isnt good for the DNA
got off dq11
after playing for 14 hours straight
13-14 hours
somewhere around there
We don't allow this here, and please stop spamming it.
ok bro i will delete
want help? :p
i have over 1k hours
avg sweden main
Oh my god-
Bruh
I just got mauled, as a legend rep stalker, by a horde of 5 cats
such is the life in the zone
me sucking the braincells from your cranium
want help? :p

of course you play warthunder eva
Evil being
I will defeat you
I will
DEFEYA
DEFETA
LIES
i know how to melee and whatnot but guns are just a mystery to me. i have them, but using them is just a big no no cuz loud and stuff
i dont like war thunder
war thunder is absolute dogshit
why do you play it then
I do plan on going to theee
unless you start as a police officer or veteran
youre naturally gonna be bad with guns
just how it is
Castle? Or whatever it is?
Crowbar
using guns isnt as big of a nono as you think
down a steel corridor
Gordon freeman maxxing
just make sure you have the ammo for em
gun durability decreases slower than melee weapons in my experience
think of ammo as their real durability
no ammo? useless

have enough ammo for every encounter
Wait but like aren't they loud and attract more?
and, try not to take on more than you can handle
Without suppressors
theyre loud and can attract more under the right conditions
Just use a nuke
but you should be using guns as a backup for when youre injured or not in the state to fight with melee
lmao
my advice?
Hey
go to the rosewood prison
as theres a ton of zombies there
all concentrated on the entrance
use it as a killzone
Can you tell me the best mods I can use on B42?
Nuke it
get up close with a shotgun and train your aim by blasting away at those fuckers
I WAS JUST GONNA ASK ABOUT THR ROSEWOOD PRISON
once you have at least +3 aiming
you should be a decent shot with guns
I reloaded reddit and its using the old version
Let's see
What in the world
its not too dangerous if you play careful
I have like
But I have NO 12gauge
my car is made of very great materials
I have 10 shells and a box
also known as shit i bought on a magazine
WHY IS MY REDDIT ON DRUGS
LMAO
Yugo ahh car
HELP ITS BLUE
i don't really know where to go for more ammo
I've raised the police station in rosewood
And the school
Idk where else to go
why there lmao
Guns
at school
I found an Uzi and a M16 in there


astronomical internet ping
Plus I'm a little scared to leave rosewood cuz it's the only place I have experience with
try the police station, rosewood prison armory, and the gun store
the gun store closest to rosewood is west, just drive west and stay on the highway
you should see it
best part is, no sledgehammer needed
there will be quite a bit of zeds there though
i like sweden
I'm trying to find the gun store that was mentioned but either I have no brain or it doesn't exist
Gun stores
Hunting stores
Farm tool stores
Ammo basements
im rather miffed
fleetari called me, told me the tires were ready
but they werent, and i still had to pay
I found a gun store not too far from here
Also there is a military base to the left of rosewood
Tho that
omg ididnt play pz in a decade
Might be a bit ambitious
imissed old days with my friends
mmaking a new character
why are pigs in zomboid so small
was thinking of doing borken leg to give myself a good character but i seem to have managed
i have strong, blissful, fast reader and wakeful, BUT also have killjoy, lark, tone deaf and conspicous(idk how to spell that :3)

I'm new to PZ, is there a certain game version I should start the game up on? Right now I just have the default public version
Better play on 41 since its more stable
Sweet, will this allow me to play with friends if I want to?
You can play on b42 too
With friends
But if you gonna make a server i wouldn't recommend adding too much ram to it
I really appreciate ya. Build 42 unstable, right?
Yup
Awesome
Maybe in 30 years it will be stable
Yea, I'm very new so I don't see myself adding too many mods right away
If you'll get any game questions better ask them at #pz_b41_chat or b42, it depends yk
Oh ok, i'm sorry
You should play around 10 hours at least with vannila
Just to know game better
Will do, that's what I was told by a friend that plays a lot
b41 - current stable build, supports multiplayer and singleplayer, most mods work on this version
b42 - current unstable build, major update to crafting and many underlying systems that is still a work in progress, mods and multiplayer are supported but there's no guarantee of save file stability as breaking changes are inevitable until b42 stable comes out
def give b42 a try in singeplayer if youre curious but for MP i would stick with b41 until b42 becomes stable :)
oh, and have fun!!!
And too many mods would break the game, also try to not add mods mid game
some mods could be added mid game
forgor to clarify that yes b41 is the default public branch

Others wouldn't work or just sent a bunch of errors
I might play build 41 or if y'all reccomend the unstable version I will do that. I just want to make sure I'm doing this right for my first time playing
just stay on 41
If you want to encounter less bugs and more mods - b41
Gotcha
I csnt really tell something about 42, I've played it for 5 hours
where can i ask for figuring put a mods name?
whatever you end up having fun with is the right option :)
b41 is probably a bit easier to get started with as a beginner tho, b42 is still rather clunky with a lot of systems
Also b41 gun aiming sucks ass
So you should after some point get yourself a mod that adds similar aiming like in 42
be safe and have fun, and remember that if you get bit you can press Q to administer the Antidote
Don't give me that look, it's a very important tip that for some reason isn't utilized enough
I know what you are
you play deltarune and ultrakill, i know what you are too
Oh yeah?
Tell me.
speaking french buddy who is we
YOU specifically
you make up 99% of that statement
chiyo would slime bro
Oh hey chip

shoot them
Why are you a frog
me to me
I can't play the violin it sounds awful
I bet you eat beans on toast dog
only tried in once in the UK last year
Tisk tisk
I expected better 
this mod issue is driving me insane (my game works fine, but a part of a mod isnt working right i think, or im missing a mod)
Guys, help me solve this problem when I'm joining a friend's server. This save is incompatible. Please switch to Steam branch "build33" to continue this save
Bleach eyes

Ain't this peak????
Turns out I am just REALLY DUMB
Wasn't a mod issue it was a me issue
Because I forgot how to pick up shelves. And I thought it was a part of a mod and not a standard thing
My brain is as smooth as a cue ball
A child is born
couldnt be more true
Also I could've sworn there was a castle/fort on the vanialla zomboid map
I found it. It is....very far
So I know that shoguns are the best way to lvl up guns, but what if I just don't have enough ammo? Can I use a different weapon?
just found my old ipod video, going to be fun getting it working again. also big win of the day was finding an old 8gb stick of laptop ram and a larger ssd than I was using in my laptop so I'll take the free upgrade
should buy a lottery ticket, my ipod takes a charge despite the age and screwed up cable plus a fair bit of my old music is still on it
I have a really dumb idea for the fire station in rosewood. If I can find a sledge, I can bash out the wall from the inside car parking all the way to the glass walls of the "office, creating MOUNTAINS of space
how many zombies are roughly in the kingsmouth main resort building?
Bruh idk if I squeezed it too hard or what but this mf can exploded in my hand
Just like I’m holding it, I am covered in Dr Pepper
why is that a emote
Dr Pepper is one premier beverage
I've been told I drink too much of it
ai slop
Yeah, a lot of what gets pumped out right now really is low-effort AI slop.
Most people scrolling see the same generic midjourney girl, same over-smooth face, same dead eyes staring back.
The flood of quantity killed any signal-to-noise ratio we had left.
Calling everything “ai slop” is also starting to feel like its own kind of lazy reflex.
There’s still a huge gap between careless 30-second prompts and actual thoughtful, iterated work.
Plenty of artists are using these tools to make things that genuinely move people—slop just drowns them out.
The tragedy isn’t the tech; it’s that platforms reward spam volume over quality every single time.
In five years we’ll probably look back and cringe at 2024–2026 the way we cringe at early Instagram filters.
Until then, yeah… most of what’s in the “AI art” tag is indeed slop.
Doesn’t mean the medium itself is doomed—just means 98 % of users are speedrunning mediocrity.
nah ai art is slop lol
I'm absolutely confident in saying there are none and will never be a valid reason to ever use generative tools for image creation
If you're soooOooO good at prompting, write a fucking book
Is that subnautica
Yes
I recognized the knife
how to update my pz to b42?
im feeling particularly Nothing Ever Happens
Damn I lost some chud points for misspelling
thx
hey @toxic hawk is oven just another word for stove?
or does the book actually mean oven as in like, the baking box
@twin bear i hate when my timmy's can tank 7N40
im just confused beacuse this is a french book
When I click on a youtube video and a british dude starts video essaying at me I lose interest most of the time
why he green
Cuz hes the green lantern duh
scary
but what if it was a spanish dude
so decided to switch class and this is my 2nd attempt against this boss with the new class
i think british accents are nice to listen to
is that a souls game
everytime i tried playing those i gave up eventually
I chose the class thats considered to be for challenge runs
as my first
so I spent like the first 3 hours of the game trying to kill that boss as said class

if they are monotone and got no sauce to them its the same
british people arent monotone
they got nice accents
british people arent real
okay, i never said that
canada is the new zealand of America
Since back in the day, both stove and oven were parts of the same appliance, i suppose the terms may be interchangeable at times, but why tag me specifically lol.
why not tag you for inquiries
because you're the only french person i know
and that was a book written by a french man
so maybe you guys called a stove an oven
Fair enough.
or maybe you actually did bake eggs
nuh uh
You can tag me anytime.
how welcoming!
Play as Mace Windu?
F1 to accept F2 to decline
wilding in wild territory
i had to uninstall gamma
bored ?
i bought insurgency since i t was cheap
is that the swat game
shit i was supposed to buy that
:c
I yearn for baton rounds for the nade launcher
nu money
its 1.24 euros
its one of the most enjoyable games for so cheap out there
peak fps
nah its something about military shooters
you can like check your mags and stuff
lets go on my paypal
just use a credit card
Rip
i dont even have income
I was asking floof lmao
didnt know there is a different insurgency game
I had a double take thinking you were talking about insurgency sandstorm
i always wanted to try the swat games
the swat games are neato
but i know alot of levels got ported to ready or not because of mods
I dont remember how much control you have over your teammates in RoN
but you can play the game from your team's pov in swat 4
swat 4 is mid
I KILLED IT!
It's good but like
THE HORSE IS DEAD!
You're in my spot sir
do you like swat
Yessir, it only gets better from there
Need you to move
I mean swats good but it doesn't top ron
it was kind of ahead of it's time map wise
why!
They looked nice
oh
I never paid for the game and just found it one day in a comshop
Or
i suck at references
then played lan with the boys
You're taking my spot
Ghosts of tsushima is peak
ur confusing me!
I got it yesterday and alr have like 14 hrs
Toc to entry team
You guys are disgrace
Back to HQ
oh
Now
okay
NOW
lightning strike
chat is 700 hours under 2 months a problem
Copy, continue mission
Who even bought the ready or not body pillow
why cant yall make tarkov references
Ass game interest
good enough
good squad or something idk
Spring sale and we still spending 2 months on a boring game
lmao ok
Don't abbreviate.
Mgs
Fallout
Ultrakill
Rdr
Rdr2
Fnv
Fallout 76
Fucking
Uhh
Sh3
I LOVE THEM
make it a 1000 in 3
@neon bramble
rip to chat
what are you yammering on about
I love unfucking the hell of my own making
factorio all over again
ultrakill my beloved
Wrong, sulfuric acid
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well, here it is. the full version with.. unfortunately not higher quality because the editing program i use SUCKS rrngnrhgNRGHRNGHRGHRGHRGHGH
but it's here, i guess.
also i haven't gotten any videos out because i've been working on thi...
WHY THE FUCK IS THE LONER WALKING SO BUDDY BUDDY WITH TWO BANDITS
Ultraslop soundtrack
also im learning AK bullet travel time
drum and base
Aks are better than Nato
be nice
but slower fire rate
Who cares about fire rate when one bullet is enough
true
this but drum and base
what class are you
vagabond I think
Ah you're probably warrior
ah okay
So to let you know, you can use any weapon with a 5 or less strength requirement above your stats
just two hand it
Early game is stingy with runes so its fine really, just have fun
and level vigor
its doesnt matter anyways since yo udont meet the dex or faith requirements either
wait I use equip it tho, what side effects does it bring?
no damage and cant use the ash of war
if you do meet the physical requirements but not the fiath. int ones tho, your physical scaling is fine but holy damage sucks
and you still cant use the AoW
that weapon hurts my soul
Get your ass to stormveil
not even the fact its oversized, I can live with that
Follow the guidance of grace
tempting

egg
egg
wait you said storm, messages on the ground are telling me to go to hole
So the word hole is a very common inside joke in the souls community lol
new automation project
oh mickey what a pity you dont undertstyand
you take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
<- wiccan
somehow in love with the head of the CATHOLIC STUDENTS FELLOWSHIP
HOW DOES THIS EVEN HAPPEN
WHAT WEBTOONS PLOT IS THIS
WHAT DO I DO!!!!
AM I GONNA GET BURNED AT THE STAKE????
it's ok
her name’s Perpetua YEAH RIGHT
go court the pope
PERPETUAL HEADACHE
She told me she was proud of me and I was like Thanks do you want a mint
I CAN’T FLIRT
negative rizz
Less game than someone who is asleep
plate might give a hint as to what game aesthetic this is inspired by
(hint: its not project zomboid)
inspired by the state of oregon (fictional location)
Proteinmaxxing
gout maxxing
depends
I'm used to it
I've been trying to play the game for a while but I have been completely bored
idk how to make the game more enjoyable
This is a pub we drink here
I dont
I absorb my water with skin
Like a frog

OK so You drink
I don't care how You drunk it, that pint needs to be paid for
67
Im bleeding internally
nice
try salad, infinite money printer for your pc
I'm hungry
high pen low flesh dmg sucks
when people have armor 7n40 is goated
bro was a waste of ammo 😭
some actual variation in gear now, of course I didnt make any of them I only got free ones and kit bashed along with just changing some of the same gear to have different versions
i look pawesome
hm
hm
cat
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i pretended to get kicked back in slow motion
when jumping in pretend you got blasted away by an explosion
hit the water and are dying
type shit
god i hate giphy fucking cia set me up to get locked to this shitass search tool
ppacific dfrive?
oh nevermind thats washington
and on the other side of the us
yep
and oregon is actually just below where the game takes place
hm
What was the context of this scene btw
idk
yea
it took a wee bit to kick in and then he just fucking hit a sickass backflip into the pool and DIED
Why did Gus do that
revenge for his partners death from what i remember its been years since i watched
Interesting
I've accidentally made a character that just doesn't like sleeping
And that just never gets tired
My mom still wont accept a trade of me cleaning the house to fold my clothes
Apparently trades arent always available in relationships?
Is what she told me
It depends but shes not really right
If u live with someone who isn’t your parent you generally have to come to some compromises for the best of the household
Usually that is “I do this, you do that”
yeah i figured
When its your parents tho
You do kinda just have to eat shit sometimes
It is unfortunate and ofc there should be like
Boundaries and stuff
But ykyk
me telling my server on project zomboid to eat shit and die
(it wont do what i want it to do and work)
make a kebab out of it
Ego challenge the awp
Same, tried to have a server for me and my brother to play with- shat itself after like 5 mins, never touched it again x-x im no good with servers
would you fellers consider 2100 hours to be veteran status for zomboid 😭
the game itself not the server
Sure?
I only have 900 or so
I need to start eating breakfast and so I decided to get a toaster
Cereal and oats ain’t appealing anymore
Pub chat huh
fortnite whale community so goated
stw goes free and all the founders harass the f2p losers
stw went free?
yeah
That game is the definition of cost sunk fallacy
Should’ve never bought it smh
I don’t have founders
epic also raised the price of vbucks and lowered the amount you get
Maybe if you get enough vbucks you can play as Nicki Minaj
500 vbuck emote costs 8 usd now instead of 5
I have the girl that sings the Christmas songs everyone hates
I remember using aimbot when Fortnite first dropped. Used it to lock on to the crotch. Crotch shots for days.
Then never played that pos again
you should do it again man install the game and cheat
Years ago
same
Generational thing
im thinking of buying the fiona skin because her hitbox appearently cant climb through windows
Watching a bald eagle rn fly over the lake from my back deck
Scaaa
Cheating is fun when you're doing it to troll or say flip off certain developers. Cheating to cheat is lame.
I just don’t want ban on any game lmao
Yeah I only did it to troll and try to destroy Fortnite before it destroyed a generation of youth
But I failed
I guess it’s better on FN because free access
Use an alt. Don't cheat in ranked etc.
Cheating on ranked is funnier tho
You should see the battlefield 6 community lol
Play League atp. There's so many bugs still in the game that you can't be banned for exploiting them.
Those guys are something
Only good in beta
chinese spyware anticheat that still doesnt stop the sion tokyo drift scripts
i love riot games !!!
China has the best hacks
the best part about cheating in fortnite you get sued and then publically humilitied by epic games
generational debt!!
Maybe epic should spend some of that vbucks profit on anti cheat
I watched this movie extremely stoned and it was an experience
strategic reserve of Vbucks when?
me and my bro watched it about few years ago together
like right after we finished watching stalker
Man, those monos have good armor. Took like 150 rounds to kill 10 of them
Doesn’t matter. Makes money
Millions of ppl bought that skin without even thinking
Just consuuuuuuume
gonna grab her soon
this is wrong
Dude
that game should be dead already 
Fortnite is just foreshadowing the fall of society
That’s all
I heard Gen z getting fired a lot because they don’t know how a broom works. Anyone confirm? Was in the news . Record numbers I guess
I think it’s a hit piece. Fake story
I mostly read that my gen is tired of bullshit jobs and being paid peanuts while having no hope for the future

As a genz, you are right. It's not cuz someone "doesn't know how to use a broom", it's because we're being worked to death and being barely paid for said work
The key to not being worked to death is not showing your ability to do things
Once they know you can do it they’ll have you do it for free
The key to not being worked to death is to have a 9 to 5 and never work weekends
genz dont know how analog clocks work














