#general_chat
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All the old heads I’ve spoken with didn’t know they were required to register
This is not legal advice, just an observation

yeah im not asking for legal advice
just curious if its worth taking seriously nowadays
lots of people here know stuff about the military
Vietnam was the last time
I am never eligable for a draft since im medically discharged
I mean yes and no, you can get in trouble if you don’t but say if you didn’t know about it, how did you do anything wrong?
you know life is good when you buy battle passes instead of games
hello public chat
Every man in the US knows they have to sign up for selective service
No trading 
If they say they don't, they're either stupid or lying
The old heads here in Texas all say they’ve never signed up for anything lmao
Better hope a draft never happens then, they are getting arrested
go get them black market lootbox
Hope they have the resources to spare in that event
Chances of a draft are slim, but if you're not registered without exemption, you're going to jail.
No statue of limitations I presume
I still get selective service letters ocassionally, been a few years though
draft dodging, unless youre rich, is extraditable.
For most countries
The marines keep trying to recruit me because I played the America Army video game
I can do the game in real life they say
for a lot of places it was a drivers license requirement, I know I had to sign up before I could switch from my driving permit
I've played it too, they can't recruit me lol
Wsp chat
Depends on the state I think
Indiana just mails out forms periodically
iirc im medically unfit to serve in the ADF
It goes in the trash as soon as I get one
I'm too old, and if I wasn't almost 39 I have too many existing injuries and conditions to have qualified when I was young enough to be selected
I would definitely feel bad for those who get drafted if it happens though
During a draft, age doesnt matter
So what happens at 26 because on the Selective Service website I read you don’t need to register if you are 26
all I'm saying is if I get drafted it wouldn't be front lines
I'd assume it depends upon what the conflict is, world war 3, if you're not a vegitable, you're going front lines
cant buy a beer in the US but im more than old enough to go die for america lol
If you're a woman, you won't be drafted
bingo, I know I'm not going to be the first several waves of priority requirements
Only men have to sign up for selective service
technically yes
No, being trans doesn't save you.
its just weird to think of it being a possibility all things considered
wasnt there a point where trans people were straight up banned from serving in the US army
yep
Until about 2014
Then they got rid of don't ask don't tell
They were phasing it out when I was active
Had a lot of people come out about their sexuality, myself included
far from akid
Kami from dragon ball
I just discovered nascar had a viagra racing team
An old dude wearing a tshirt for them
every day i find them just like this coming home from work
Update on the dwarfism yellow cake
Mmm nicotine flavoring
piss
Probably what the sun tastes like
VANILLA YELLOW
LEMON
tastes like cleaner
Omg da pine
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Omg da pine
my yellow cake is very clean yes
LEMON
OMG DA PINE
lmfao
me and my sister sing that
No but have you seen mug
nopers lol
like the rootbeer?
You take your slommy hollow it out and put the mug inside mmmm
Yes lmfao
let me look lm ao
They’ve got some cursed ads
melennials gave gen x the keys to our social media
ok yea nutter butter is worse lol hang on
Its worse? Oh boy
What is worse than this hollowed out tube of meat skin filled with carbonated beverage
https://youtube.com/shorts/LYKve3tjCYg?si=2KiJEzFZ0c6mzR8r i still dont know who aidan is after months lol
Nutter butter grabber black phone
They didn’t need these ads to sell these peanut shaped cookies to me
They are simply the best
Idk who looks at the mug slommy cup and wants mug after that though
yah i dont know lol, i went to their instagram and i was like yeah i dont think a dog is going to make me wanna pick up a rootbeer
i dont know the other day i bought some rootbeer to try and it was so damn sugary , i could see it being good in cooking ingredients lol thats about it
Breakfast mmm https://youtube.com/shorts/5ckqNCUGxsQ

Does pomni finally abstract
i have no brain, this shit shouldnt be funny to me
Or find the not exit exit
I found out about that show because my little sisters were watching it and I stopped to watch it for a minute and realized it wasn’t exactly for kids
Looks like it though
Yea
Nasko is rare these days :(
His brain chip goes off if you talk about certain things though
Lichess is so mean to new accounts
whos that
Chess app
whats got you obsessed with chess lately
shouldnt it be like 500
Yeah exactly
So if you are a 500 player
Your first couple games you are just going to get crushed so bad
Before you normalize to your level
I think I'm a 00 in chess (double aught buck)
Only very smart people have beaten me at star wars stratego
I've been an enjoyer for a while. But only just recently I feel like I have broken a skill plateau I was at for a long time and it's been really fun.
i used to be in chess tournaments in real life
Bruh my dad and I used to play Stratego and it would feel so good when I beat him
my school had a chess club and i was a nerd
Damn no way
Do you have a real fide rating?
The only people to beat me are my uncles who are both incredibly smart - engineer and therapist
i get on chess online now and then to beat some people
I find chess to be really fun. And it has this certain beauty to it.
I don't like the chess ego
chess ego is silly
Lol nice. I think I only played with my father. We also would play risk. We have a fancy set that has metal pieces.
You know, playing scratches the same itch that league of legends does
I play star wars bf 2 heros mode I get the bigot smashing
And the more I think about it, there is a similar toxicity among both groups
People call you slurs
you destroy them
celebration
Lol
Few things rival the thrill of a good chess game for me.
Someone made a sharp attack against you
You spend a long think figuring out how to defend
You survive and are in a clearly winning position but you are short on time
You figure out a plan and mate them with a few seconds left on the clock
That's like fucking crack for me
It's dangerous that I have that on demand in my pocket 24/7
hello zombie fans
Hello! 😁 Can we can be "opps" on Saturdays only! (My mother gets rowdy otherwise!)
Fuck you Spiffo
today i watched the digital circus episode 8, very good
I'm sorry Spiffo that was mean.
you played league?
what is scratches
@toxic hawk thoughts on Crimson Desert? Or whatever that game was called
If it's similiar to Dragons Dogma in any shape or form I'll bite... Whimper...
Since season 2
i dont know what that means
oh
me too (overwatch)
Playing a completely troll nunu jungle build where I would just starve the enemy jungler by stealing his camps
Easily thwarted by wards and teamwork lol
Nice!
Also fun fact, I've been playing mobas longer than you've been alive
They weren't even called mobas when I started playing
This feels offensive
pour up a stella
what
I got green tea
I have never heard of neither crimson desert nor dragon dogma.
Tea sounds kinda nice RN I should make some so I can have iced tea later
It's too fucking hot for hot tea
Oh.. Heh, yeah, that's okay! Was just wondering since you like Elden Ring! Arigatou!
normally watch this twice a year to remind myself that the UK is to be avoided https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azSYS5WDJLQ
avoid frogski indeed
:{
first enemy I have found, It can bleed 
how can i know if the house has an alarm system
god rest his soul
bu arada ne dedin anlamadımda en büyük türkiye
vas?
RIP CHUCK NORRIS, Heaven needed better security so they took Chuck Norris (credit wife @quartz shoal )
bottle full o' scrumpy
the stable one
My blueprint webprogram is getting somewhere
which is better 41 or 42?
@half kettle Don't
of course..
Erm if you do that again hes gonna tell on you
Fuck yeah
Happy with how this turned out, now I can pretty easily plan out and print the blueprints of my projects, without paying for a cad program
there are no free ones?
that's not to say this isn't incredibly cool and useful
learned an autocad in college but haven't used one in a very long time
I mean, yeah, there are. However, a lot of them have shit locked behind a paywall, and a bunch fo them use actual point input rather than a physical draw program
yeah fair enough
the enshitification of online resources
you should follow suit and monetize this thing you're making lol
millionaire in the making
I'm speaking to a future quadrillionaire how cool
in crypto
cad coin
i would have cad coin if shit doesn't freeze up like photoshit
speaking of which bill hows your hawktuah coin going
ok how about dinkdonk
I learn so much everyday from this chat
I never would have imagined I'd get paid to train an AI I created
thank you for what you've turned into, BillJoeOS
remember when you joined us in pz and nothing happened ever
I fucking wish lol
I dont even know the first step
that cause yall wanna camp in west point
I think this programs going to expand as I find more things necessary for what I need it to do.
Maybe I just throw up a free webpage and host it there so I can access it anywhere
Cool
who called me
Do you think we can win this?
maybe
Splendid
Im actually goated at this
champion..
trying to decide what to get for dinner and I can't decide
how about a sandwich
why did the man choose the key over the bread
if you know the answer you're a philosopher
I'd make one, but I want to kind of celebrate with something delivered
it was the key to get inside the bakery? idk
because the key isnt edible
because bread cant open door
something something bread melting steel beams
hmm a special occassion dinner
order a drink?
yeah I'm half a rubbermaid tub and a small corner of my apartment away from having a fully moved in space
I'm a beverage person for sure, kinda thinking I might toss up a coin between a Mexican restaurant but I haven't tried any in the area yet, or maybe a pizza/wings place
i say pizza
good enough excuse to try the local pizza spot I'd looked at earlier
yeh pretty sure you can make pizza dough
free cad is 🏴☠️ cad
nice! I want to learn how to cook once I get back into the game. I figure I'll be able to get finished with my cleaning/packing and learn what I need to do to host a pz server at that point
Sgt Doakes in Malcolm in the Middle easter egg. You don't really see him until you hear him.
#malcolminthemiddle #surprise
that's so good lol
I never saw this scene
you got badges? nice. hal knows people too
kept getting shorts about that show, then I pulled this gold nugget
thats bryan cranston
I choose to belive malcolm in the middle and breaking bad were just different chapters of a documentary on cranston
the man led a secret life
not so secret if there is a documentary on it no
you kno wats not so cool, telecommunication companies have your exact location 24/7 and tehy sell your data
a flying pizza?
it's welcome to fly into my mouth
smh the pineapple isn't even grilled to bring out the best of the ingredient
I cooked some pasta with canned ham
but I think I can trust my order will be well taken care of, this is their restaurant logo
on the app anyway
cheesus christ be with us
Mf ikea pan somehow got burnt despite how much fat there was
doubtful, the site looks homemade
artisan rather
they at least hired someone who likes what they're doing and has an eye for it vs slop something together
had to talk myself into it but I'm crossing my fingers
raw for you
now to toss a coin between national treasure vs night at the museum
time for my boy kibble
This is the shit of my nightmares man
Started screaming when I saw the man’s arms
Bros gonna tear all his hair off trying to get it off lol
looks good chip
good lord thats disturbing
but it is satisfying to look at i guess!
cool chip with some amazing cuisine
this is just my meal prep man....
Lovely
i just dig thru my cabinets to find anything high in protein lmao
plus carbs cause i yearn to be a fat chud!
tortilla chip sour cream and avocado over rice
after I do creamed mushroom chicken thats what I'll make
yo anyone tryna do a duo with me
prob in #1019737819981283459
it dont let me post
read
dont read
photosynthesize but with photos and not the sun
I leveled up mentally guys, be on alert.
You can too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8V6Krk8DDuc
photoaudiosynthesize this curry
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black tea going in the next curry I make
I read that as unlimited butter chicken
It is if you prep often enough
and thought you had some magical spell
my butter chicken is opening the jar
?steph curry
some of those sauces are okay, but never crysis solving good
If my cooking can get me through the horrors of life its really good
nothing quite like making yourself some good soul food
Jambalaya my beloved
Although Louisiana soul food is better at home from my experience
Old bay is a peak seasoning
i think i might have arachnophobia
He doesn't have work
After work only thing you want is to sleep. Sometimes die, if american
Anyone got the Gemini pro here?
I live in iran and idk if you know but we don't have access to internet at all and I really need Gemini to help people access internet 
I know this is not the right place to ask it but you guys are all I have, all we have
How is Gemini gonna help you access the internet???
how is this man on discord if he cant access the internet
dunno
I used V2ray and proxied a socks5 server to be able to use Psiphon with the address of 127.0.0.1 and port of 3128
That's good for the answer?
I need a python code to scan and see the open and connected ports, right now I do have something but it is really really slow and not good at all.
To find them I need a better code which something I'm sure Gemini could make because it's not that complicated
hey guys
Taht didn't worked for me either, I mean if anyone has gpt we can try that too but I'll prefer Gemini

I just realized you used sun and lion emojis, thank you man I really appreciate it :)♥️
Pub chat? Pour me up some asahi
Ayooo
where are the pork scratchings?
cause its os was always micro and soft
Is this general chat I’m new
When youre really happy to get your cone off
Off topic chat really
Name changes every week
Ion kno what u mean?
Things not related to pz
oy bruv pour up a pint ye
So this is the right channel?
Just general chat
Ion rlly kno what that means twin mb
Do you have a pz question?
🥀
Fucking chavs
hi
I’m just new to the game really ion really kno what I’m doing 😭
??? 😭
yesnt
lets go manchestah

Yeah this is genchat, the mods change the name often though for the bit
Ok thank u ^^
pz_b43 chat when
would be awesome
What woukd you like to know
2029
Soz I’ve like only played the tutorial on this game I’m new to all this I just wanna make sure I’m in the rite channel
ok this is gen chat, #pz_b41_chat and #pz_b42_chat respectievly for each version
If you have questions about build 41 you want to go there. If they are build 42 you want to go there
If you just wanna chat about whatever do it here
Thx so much :D
Ok thx :D
(3300)
Tysm ^^
Manchester?
Mhm
I hardly knower
who told you they're real
lets go inglander
#london
The uk cold ash I hate it here 😭


My family r from Serbia
God forbid

🙄
summer exists in uk?
It does it’s just not v hot
what are these sky of blue ppl talk aboutt
:3
White monster cool but Dr Pepper better
fuck
@storm wind propaganda

cause you're not a rank
gotta be level 10 for embeds in generalchat
🙄
i like my gay drink
fruit punch

Monster overhyped imo
Like idk it’s a good drink but ppl make it seem like crack
It just irks me
:3
if you pair with some cigs its make a good breakfast
Ts was my lunch all of high school 😭
Estrogen
YES!!!!
I luv it
My collar is blue, but my neck is red!
I play the ice cream shake one

Freezeria it’s so fun
wrong uppy
your collar is blue and your uniform is stained red
now go stain it blue in squid blood

Oh
Is this not what YOU WANTED
Lets go cream and stoker
yoink
thanks uppy
Shoo
make me
fossil's idea of giving me redbull was a bad idea
i havent slept
and i fucked up my sleep schedule
Lets play once more
uppy are we playing this weekend
do you own ready or not

uppy doesn't like tarkov indeed
i can play something else
certified tarkov hater uppy
too scary for uppy
Indeed
sure
I need my happy meal and play in the slide
but uppy isn't ready
i love monster sm :3
mrrrrp
Bill, eva is our new discord stray
Imma dip chat cya ^^
Come back here
No
monster is dogshit
I gotta go shower soz :P
I'm gonna assault your mind with subliminal messages
Whatevs
what
im not a stray cat
im now a meowmeow
im not a kitty
im not a mrrpmrowprr
im not a purring furball
Anyway if u wanna add me or anything anyone feel free ^^
:(
Cya
funny thing is
i had spring break this week in my old town
but since i moved to a big city
new school
and spring break is next week for my new school
so i get an extra week off :3
Sending you a pipe bomb
Meow
We must dig
Admirable how the guys behind monster convinced people to drink piss and pay for it
You're not wrong
Naturally
But I already had my fill of sugar, spice, and everything nice, I'm stuffed!

im cute
NOT AGAIN
wrong
who the hell are you
I am Uppy
Yuh uh
Real Uppy
I have my birth certificate to prove it
First name: Uppy
Second name: wuppy
whats your third
can you give me your full 12 generations name
https://youtu.be/DMNlzf8PiEM insane
OH...
NEW Queenie Plushie + DISFIGURED Digital Circus figures are in store now!; https://digitalcircus.store also there's a SPECIAL SALE where you can get 20% off ONLY for the next 2 weeks! All proceeds go into making future episodes more awesome ❤️
My great grandpa Cuppa he started drinking tea as soon as he was born
how barbaric
And then I forget the rest
You're one day late mister

Peak has arrived
uppy sobbing after ep 8
I am literally ballin
hi
люди помогите плз
как в пз с кентом поиграть?
goes to show the ending, where there's no filter can go horribly wrong.
@stone meadow gotta tell the vro 🥀
about what?
english only
no, you never know
it was worth a try
Maybe people know how to use a translator
Please help me, how can I play PZ with a friend?
i mean there is an unoffical pz russian server
will you send me the link?
i can't here but if you look up русскоязычное сообщество it should be the first one
hell yes natoids
god thats
thats a lot of bodies
183 PACT casualties
161 NATO casualties
thats a lot of people ded :(
minor casualites
Jasualties
damn
I don't chat enough 😔
the only reason I do chat is asking for yall's opinions of actual balanced zed population setting
I have been staring at the sandbox starings for 2 hours straight
True.. being poor and having a pet is animal abuse
im back
kill 7 billion

You're too expensive to take care of
bro do be trying to get wood
Leon
butt naked class

Dummy
do you like spells, or not
"Oh I am going in naked, fingers crossed I get super powers" - John Fallout 4
my guy has been shouting
getting an attack buff
so thats cool
warcry, its not bad. But meh, other ashes of war are better
did you kill any bosses
Marget ?
this boss is probably something I fight later on, but my stubborn ass sees their health bar going down
and I need to see it dead
good luck with that
He's not that bad, his weapon is great too if you wanna use it after. Just remember to delay your rolls, that is it
and block. blocking works
I'm getting close
Oh damn, he went deprived
is there a perfect parry mechanic in the game or is that only for shields?
whats that?
the class you chose
I chose a naked man cause I thought'd it'd be funny
you can parry some moves yeah
gives you a riposte window
you need a parry skill tho
you can find someone selling the parry skill after tree sentinel, head right to the storm cabin site of grace. Parries are present on certain shields passively, but can also be added to others who dont have it. Weapons who can equip the parry ash of war
Daggers, curved swords, thrust swords, medium and small shields
Keep in mind different weapons have different timings
deprived starts with the least amount of stats, no armor and a meh weapon
id recommend finding the buckler, its the best item for parrying, gives the most parry frames

good for learning
i reccomend not learning the buckler, a normal small shields offers the best learning experience, not too hard but not too easy either.
Dont be sad mayo
Trial and error
well I'm too deep into this now, no point turning back (I say deep when the only things I killed were the tutorial enemies and a few goats)
i mean if you want the real best parry option, get the parry dagger
its stylish and thats all that matters
Just restart and pick another class ngl
deprived is reserved for challenge no leveling runs
and remember, Level vigor
LEVEL VIGOR
dont listen to them
be a glass cannon
only way to play
if you dont get hit you wont die
refer to me by my chosen pronouns, thank you
i am not calling you elden lord
im the real elden lord
If you have to say you're the elden lord, then you're not the elden lord
ignored
He says as he replies
use my pronouns then and ill use yours
They say as they reply.
i was lying get fucked
I didn't do it for that, i did it out of respect.
so sad the png is crying
im just jokin with em, we do this all the time
why did you pick rhe rude option
rude ass
Jude option
Birds of feather.
wow
Fr
Mods can we put Eva in a cage pls
i see how it is
what ?
nvm twin
i dont get the cortisol joke
i think its stress
It is not, thats misinformation.
cortisol jus mean how stressed u r no?
cortisol makes you big sad
well i was just guessin
i keep seeing a relation between the word cortisol and foid
Woah woah woah.. rule #1 of the server: always wear your grippy socks
SHUT UP
fuck you!
its 9:30 AM
what like the psych ward socks
No fuck you
No cursing!
god damn it

dont shit up
Indeed
thats nasty
Shit down
Mint, PLEASE hurry up and get veteran, so we can hang out with the civilized
Who
this takes forever
You'll never get it
youre right
is there a special hidden vet chat i dont know about
You'll be banned as soon as you get here
78 xp
i cant answer that
I'll make sure of it
veteran roles are boring

yeah ok axe
i dont talk in public discord servers enough for allat
youre a katana
Axe role cringe
Katana is better
youre still a disgusting sludgy sloppy plungie at heart @loud pumice

no matter how much you deny
Uppy, you are neither higher nor up.
i think katana 20
thats so much talking
py
i know!
Quit yappin
hi im eva
Golly bruh
you quit yappin
Use
!help <command>to get more information
!console
!consolemaclinux
!suggestions
!build42
!bugreport
!commonbugs
!fuel
!rank
but i remember it being 20
Shit
hey dont swear!
am gonna watch south park bigger longer uncut
in the meantime
CONTROL YOUR COCKS.
and for gals
CONTROL YOUR GOCKS.
okay byebye
Certified yapper
im too nonchalant
helldivers is genuinely miserable i dont play it anymore because of these people
I'm not babysitting you valac
i want to play helldivers
I always play host
uppy do need a babysitter
can someone buy me helldivers 2
if not ill
probably buy it for myself
plss
:3
plssss :3
Wait for summer sale
E
Beggin
40 dollar game only to spend more on warbonds
if you dont get it for me
I was trained on mars
i cant think of a good clapback for this so fuck you
uppy pls
Bill pls

B43 early access $25
real
pay 10 bucks to grind out a battlepass with 2 guns thatll become irrelevant when they nerf them in a week
All game devs should charge money each update






