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anyone want a succulent chinese meal?
A succulent Chinese meal?!
I need to draw out the moose man
true
jesus fuck
Watching Markiplier in 2026
i mean hes rich
Lmfao
no you
i not watching him but i just saw this screenshot
of his specs
like what
ill be looking for a gif and it will randomly have text across it
oh
sometimes without relation
probably peoples inside jokes or sum
Shattap
I mean he is rich and that kind of money is probably chump change to the guy
Ayo
make me
Worrying news chat
what happened
I got into work
Nobody else is here
is that good or bad
More worrying than the president of the US violating constitutional rights?
seems like a nice relaxing shift
U take the fun out of it so no
POLITICS
It means I had to open up
If I were talking about anything beyond a non convicted felon 
Which I can't fully do since they swapped the regular locks for electronic ones
nu politics are bannable here
And I don't have a pin yet
so what does that mean
Ok
so cant open?
BRING SLEDGEHAMMER AND SMASH PATHETIC ELECTRONIC DEVICE
I could open the counter and the display
always resorting to violence
But not the office, which means I can't do the radio or open the till
why not call boss
Because it's her days off
Machines don't deserve quarter
I WANT TO USE SLEDGEHAMMER
Are you locked out? If not just proceed as usual I would think
assistant?
well, you know your boss better than me, but that sounds like the kind of things you'd need guidance on from said boss
if only to cover your ass
You mean me?
ass covering in the best thing to do at work
Yeah if nobody shows up by quarter past I'll call her
shit
how do you not have the pin yet as an assistant manager?
less responsability
Because I'm not an assistant manager, I've just been here a long time
I always love less responsability
i meant assistant manager, can you call one
But I was on holiday when these locks got put in, and the person that's able to register pins on the doors is now on leave
We don't have one
call markiplier he can help
chaotic sounding
Call the
nevermind, thought it was big store
let me know how it goes scarf
Having a job is so nice until I'm tried 🙏
i just not that silly
Dont say that word
Ur super silly
nuh uh
Meanwhile I'm an extremely serious ethical thinker
oh
never heard
piss on the floor
let them run free
the leave the door once my boss leaves
Pissing on the floor is true freedom yes
week off
If u push so hard it comes back up off the floor like jungle rain
ya i excited for that too
U know ur mastering the craft of pissjitsu
ready or not updated and now you can have both a laser and flashlight at the same time
or next week rather
mine's about to end
fuck
wanna play uh
saturday
i wont be on tarkov
mostly
Youngins in school still
I work tomorow
the officers at the door when they see the 8 pound cannon i own directly down the hallway from them
Anything but a game I wanna play
I visit family
xal you just hate me

the time for geoguesser was the last 7 days
Filled with pee
when can we guess next
Somehow
grape shot but with kinder egg toy holders filled with piss
whenever I don't have class
epic
ping me pls
If only they kept making levels
@harsh vault
This guy
I'll do so when we're all in the VC
i not choosing i preferring
don't know when everyone will be on
Fr though
U are choosing
Not anything else
Yeah she showed up like a minute later, she was just running a lil late
Also what gave you the idea I work at a big store?
Did you not see the photo I sent back when?
This is my office
I'm pretty sure I have
I mean yeag, I'm not tryna doxx myself
oh
i didnt mean like
what the place is
i meant like
type of job
unless its super unique
that just looks like the old textures
It's Minecraft but drop shipped
oh
Obviously
Then no u don't
oh
U like the idea
Just like how kids think the booze in video games tastes like roobltbeer
because i havent drank anything alcoholic in 2 years
i just remember the taste
to be fair actually
i didnt like it
nevermind
stupid idea
The more you know
well i stay pure then
To have freedom is to have the choice to poison one self
like you
Im mclovin it
Nah I'm like the guy who ate a big Mac everyday
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I'm setting a dam up so when the badwater comes I just send it off the side of the cliff.
is that vintage story or minecraft
Just wholesome yt
timberborn
Gotta love it
is it fun?
sounds sad
So it's the opposite of the game where u destroy the ecosystem
get to rebuild population
look at these little guys
all that green even during an drought
not only that but green laser too, yay
such a beauty
it also just sent out there 1.0 update like last night
Unrelated but the glass in this game is some top notch shit
what is this
timberborn
game looks great on oled
do you want to play ready or not when i get it soon
unless you not into that
singleplayer in that game also fun
you can take point
you play tark, it'll be easy lol
Ron isnt as hard as ppl think
eh i dont play that much
It's just content creators suck at it most of thetime
bored
i should play tarkov more, i only have 533 hours on steam since december
Still waiting on a non lethal overhaul
my friend ignored me for a long time because of an argument
do they have the FN 303 in the game
If they just ignore you over slight differences they are morons
i have no clue what to do to take my mind off things
they added a 3x foldable scope!! I've been wanting that forever
NL does need more stuff for it
not as fun as murder
i have the urge to just tell him to fuck off
to go fuck himself and never speak to me again
but i know i won't do that
i care too much
bad argument huh 
yeah
Fuck em
no he's not mean
he's just a little dum
i feel bad and miss him
but i don't wanna talk to him
part of me is still livif
livid
Ah what I'd give to be young and dumb again
!
it looks exactly like it but I don't see any mention of that firearm in a 6.5m creedmoor
aw
Reminds me of Evike
weapons are free for all, they made a new dlc apparently only 3 missions though, and some outfits https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/1144200/view/532125218178599593
Nice
Finally more content I can play
I am also waiting on blight survival
Or wtv the medieval zombie game was called
it adds hats
my people are safe but I want more land to be untainted before expanding
I quit the day I got a verify age notification
what gam
surely youre not a burnt peanut fan
ok good
found his clips kinda funny but then yeah, realized
for now
True
dawg ive come quite a long way from this
to this
in 3 months
i am very proud of myself ^_^
proud of you too
I am also proud of myself
in specific scenarios
thank you frogski ❤️
i was thinking of that lmao
Thankfully its the apocalypse
and police wont fine you for hitting animals right in the middle of the road
i wasnt gonna hit animals 
Even during the apocalypse, I'm sure I can still come across conservationists.
I would like to imagine that in an alternative universe, Knox county is just a social experiment.
No NPCs is sus.
(Yeah I know game limitation but it's funny to think about)
Knox incident
mr beast went too far this time 
When a madman thought that zomboid apocalypse had occurred
and killed thousands of people in a small country of knox
Today I turned 300,000 people into flesh eating varmints!
Despite the military being involved, nobody could stop them
Until they just seemingly vanished roughly a month later
The canon is that the virus was airborne before anybody realized.
Then the surviving members were overwhelmed at the gate yadayadayada
if they can last 10 years, ill give them a coupon

The canon is that virus didn't have enough points to evolve
Not even a good one. It's for Winn-Dixie.
But a clutch yellow bubble had saved the run
or random mutation
i havent played that game in a jiffy
me neither
My favorite tactic is to develop the kissing disease
Real disease btw...
Then just go from 0-100 and everyone dies.
cooties is canon? 🤯
Didn't know it had the potential to kill. Wild.
Anyways nothing to be ashamed about. Most of the world has mono including myself but I didn't catch it until later in life cough
I was just lucky for a long time but like my last partner had it.
do yall fw frank sinatra
Only My way
And if nothings shaking in July, I’m gonna roll on up in a big ball and die
Everyone gangsta til' I talk about Tatsuro Yamashita.
acktually the canon is the virus was from monster energy drinks
Then I should be burning a hole through the floor.
monsters are overrated tbh
Le gasp
arizonas are better
Arizona is pretty good
Idk how a future animal crossing is going to compete with Pokopia
you get more liquid if you buy 3 arizonas instead of one monster
The blasphemy.
Red Bull takes the cake on aura alone
a monster has less liquid than a drink that costs lest than it
What has monster done
yeah
but ceo of arizona has kept it a dollar, now THATS aura
and cheap
Shit it is a dollar
i like their nachos
What the hecka
Has anyone tried the Hard arizonas?
ikr!
They’re tasty!
$1.25 in some places
you used to be able to report stores fo that
it also says 99 on the can
You’re sure? I tried the hard mt dew and hated them. I want to try the Arizonas but I’m scared lol
Report it to Arizona customer service
They’re a good twisted tea alternative, little more flavor than a twisted though
They have a department specializing in this
Well that’s good because I hate twisted tea lol
No perms
None
I have yet to post a gif or a meme. The thrill dissipates.
You forgot to feed it again
and youve been here since june..
I don't talk that often.
I been trying bro.
in a non spam way
Still better than colt 45 high gravity.
No drink ever to touch my lips have disgusted me more.
jesus fucking christ
chip
random birb noises
Already planning his funeral? Did you at least put money down for the casket?
We all gotta pitch in...
Have you played Pokopia yet?
Goodnight chat
Pokleptomania
pokemons speak?
naur
Pings outside of b42 chat 
@lyric galleon shoo
yeah im workin here
watch it
russians smh
@surreal mirage is this true
you are russian
i dont even have a slavic accent
yes you do
Cambell soup? You are still alive?
i love the goons
i love fallen aces too
did you see the video on buying tiktok with goons money
nu
so peak
dude i wish i had a vr to play the new prison boss game
which game?
prison boss game
there is no game thats just titled prison boss game
@neat moat get out of there
youre no game
its me killing you
would never
i like spongebob
are all trans girls this violent
So uh how do i get LFG perms since im tryna post that im looking for a group 🥹
understandable
very first
go on another one of your car autism rants

camaro is highly overrated
and only got popular because of the transformer movies
its a 2nd rate car at best
thats all i have today
also i still hate how car companies refuse to remake old models
spewing out newer models that are basically just a copy pase of each other
plus they break down faster and are harder to fix
after 1997 originality practically disappeared
something something planned obsolescence
thanks
you cant tell me its impossible to remake them in a way theyre more functionally stable than the older models
also i hate how ferrari has such a stupid rule
that you cant modify their cars
no wonder people switched to lambos
do you work on cars as a hobby?
i once crashed my uncle's car down a ditch does that count
did you fix it yourself
i mean i technically worked on a car shop for 2 years
hm
but as a hobby not really
And you werent working the front desk?
i just go in toss my bag on a corner and get screamed at if i forget to remove the oil pan
smh
I mean that is kinda an L
at least you did not scratch multiple customers cars (nobody ever knew)
tbh when i worked in a car shop my first expectation was fixing engines, and like modifying cars and shit, but in reality i just get told to fetch tires, do oil changed, and sometimes fix headlights
yeah you ain't fixing engines, not unless you went to a school or are in a shop that specializes in engine repairs
those are the worst
the first rule i ever learned in that place was never wear a white shirt
or any shirt you like for that matter
it was mainly the grease more than anything
Im trying to remember if I ever broke anything eplxpensove
people just rub their hand on whatever surface to remove the grease on their hand in that place
Id die
we used the good soap
I swear if I have a photo still youd agree
like.. the texture, the color.. the smell..?
are you sure no one just had fun with a soap mold and a freezer
even had a slight translucentity and everything
if it didnt bubble while you were washing that wasnt soap
it did
and you could tell it was soap cus of the like
it had like corse stuff inside the soap
Im supised no one else said anything
what
it didnt work
like thr bar?
yeah regular soap is useless and jt will Crack your hands
ohhh
Yeah I was confused at first
did you think we had a pan under where we were washing our hands and just poured it back into a bottle
if I was going to be a mechanic fill time id buy gloves honestly
working bare handed is ass
Some shops are that cheap
so yes
Yo can somebody make a radio station in LV and make tapes you put into the sound system so you can keep the radio
sounds like a mod thing
just use a walky talky
and use your frequency as an unnoficial radio
and blast white girl music
Which is the best kind of music hands down
white girl music
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ayumi are you a white girl, and if so, is this the song of your people
or is it girls just wanna have fun
Or make a hydropower station/dam to put where you can turn the electricity on for the whole map
no im asian
shrimply
Indie stone should hire me for ideas I will literally advance the game into the 2000s
No more 1990s
Basically I'm a necessity
my personal genre is blues
Im more of a greens guy myself
You silly goose a color isn't a genre
This seems like AI but I'd like to think this is a real crime
Open them! 🙂
I unplugged an old drive, and suddently nothing worked
apparently even if windows is running on this new fast drive, the uef boot manager is installed on the old one
i also like rock mainly because i play alot of helldivers
uninstall old drive, it cant find the manager
now that i say it im gonna go play
Astounding
Wonderful
helldivers mentioned
after that dawn of war
the bugs know whats up
Does 10 years later work on the newest version?
Mgmfhhfh gn chat
lemme tell you moxie
recovering my playstation account from 10 years ago took my like 40 minutes
yuh
still not dont
apparently Sony demands you only have one device
you have to activate PRIMARY consoles
My scout gameplay is 10 times as sus 
See brain, pretend walls are not real, shoot brain
same
ps4 is now working
had to put in a different hard drive
ps3 is garbage
is demanding security key, even though I have security keys turned off
sony intentionally killed that console
BUY A PS5
DO IT TRUST US
we will never intentionall depreciate your purchases
lah
blah
waste of money
just play pz
meow
@last spoke Was something like this, but puce and had a dog bone
I also bite also
The type of bite depends on the relationship
Genuinely fuck windows. May their reckoning be as unruly as they are
rock is peak
but thats only cause my floor is broken aka i fall through it (dont ask)
I kinda want to get rid of all this electrocals and just live on afarm
having some buyers remorse
spent like 1k on stuff this week
stuff I neither need, nor will really use
got my living room tv/game station back online and running
I only play pz in my bedroom
I love redownloading steam from scratch
Sorry, one hyperfixation at a time please
when i get really old i want to try acting crazy and chasing people with a broom for no reason
that or a shotgun
why wait?
i dont have a shotgun

Hello femboys
Why did the model quality go to down to retroslop
he chose the 144p option when he downloaded the vid
Umm, #awkward
kinky
🥀 hernia bruh not like that
Did you know that the sun converts about 4 million tons of mass into energy every second?
i can deadlift that
I can curl that budchacho
is it extrememly painful?
yes
I love tuxedo cat so much
Rugby?
oh nah get that checked out quickly 😭
Good thing Im not in my house😂🫱🫱
i am
so am I
I wish they were
So fluffy

Why that cat so fluffed though?
take a look at appendicitis on google, sudden abdominal pain is no joke
a void member decided to join my colony
she was worth 600k
in a single day I got 600k wealth
Oh dude, this actually happened to me the other day, I was building my colony in the new world, and mark zuckerburg actually joined in and boosted my economy
i cant afford it rn
Did you expect otherwise?
In Pokopia yes. You’re a ditto who turns human, and you rebuild the region. It’s like animal crossing meets Minecraft meets pokemon lol
Maybe i was hoping for the contrary ;)
Isnt a ditto one of those earth diggers
think she probably a long hair species
i think it looks much cuter if i imagine the nose is a mouth
and it just got a toof
stahp!
It’s really fun, I just don’t like that it’s only available for the switch 2
10/10 would request for assistance again
should i play rimworld?
top ten most annoying injuries
i love my cat even though he hates all other animals
I hid the mod that just kills colonists when they eat without a table in my modlist and gave it to my friends
😭
thats evil
Yeah it took them quite a while to figure out why their colonists just keep dropping dead
I also have a STUPID and FATASS cat
THAT DAMN DOG
Why the long face
How the hell did you find my ig
its a fading memory
In resident evil 10, who's winning the fight for the last jello in the umbrella owned nursing home
definetly chris
never liked the show
the guy on the right has fought for jello before
so many themesongs imbedded into my brain
i am become marketing victim consumer of product
adventure timen come on grab your friends, we're going to very distant lands
Dude looks a tad like Mel Gibson on the left lol
Chris "Back Problems" Redfield
I know, I've played RE, was just saying, he mildly resembles Mel Gibson
@pale berry
Can I have moderator so I can ban this guy then myself
das a joke
Not sure how enthused I am about this custom desk build for my wife and I lol
Not sure if I want to try finding a metal base frame, or make a custom wood one.
hoi
KITTY
meow
🎂
is that a bird knight!
Almost, he's just wearing feathers because it increases jump attack damage
or was it she
i forgot my characters gender
I kinda wanna play elden ring, but also, never played any soulslike games other than maybe Darksider (Not really super soulslike)
Try it out. It can either be the easiest souls game or the hardest, depending on your playstyle
I tend to make things as incredibly difficult as I possibly can, idk why. For example, PZ, I went from normal apoc settings to 16x LV starts within like 10 days of getting the game.
you'll love it then.
Why are you here Moopy
what even is that peanut looking thing
Yeah
Its tung tung tung tung sahur
please dont say that
Which has something to do with italian traditions and baseball bats
I dont really know anything about Italian traditions though
So thats where my knowledge ends
does it make me old if i say is that what the kids are saying these days
I dont think so
Cause like wtf even are the kids saying these days casting black magic and shit
the kids say new stuff every few months
you're fine
back in my days we provoked dogs and get chased up trees
This thing is NOT chasing you up a tree
back in my day the only enjoyment was throwing rocks at cats
Wtf
personally we threw rocks at each other
I just broke on to private property with my friends back in the day
we used to toss tables at eachother
Big ol grazing fields
t'was a time when parents dont wonder why youre bleeding when you get back home
we tried to see who can hold electric fences the longest
is the air circulating around him cool air, can he work as an AC
you know you've had a good time when one of you is bleeding profusely and another one has a concussion
I think if all the fences here werent just barbed wire we probably would’ve done that aswell
we also rode cows
I remember going home after being crawling around in the woods and id have like 6 cuts from the stones I hadnt noticed
guh i think my apendix is cooked
thats storm or something, idk he just hits harder using airbending
i need to go out and buy more eggs
less riding more getting flung off
Take it out
is that how he lifts his big mass!
nah there are little people under the lion making it move
punch it until it ruptures
I never finished elden ring
u can have it
i need to become 90 lbs
HOLY FUCKING AURA
Godfrey
Yeah, godfrey, radagon, maliketh and elden beast
why did you leave maliketh before last when he's the first in the sequence
It was order i thought of them
Here
I still had maliketh, godfrey, radagon, and elden beast
Is that better
what is better
communication mishap.
Ive played a good bit of nightreign though
Im on the final non-underdark boss
But the only person who dms me to play it is this prick who wont shut up about how much he plays nightreign
And then he has me play elden ring seamless coop with him and he cant even kill godrick LMFAO
(How much he plays it and how good he is, i mean)
i'm rich
now cook some meth
the finnish equivalent is kilju
well get to cooking
cause it kills ju?
Just move it
have you tried not not moving it
Have you tried Using the car in summer
look pal IM FUCKING TRYING
i eventually did but it took some effort
im gonna move you to the sun
You'll try
my M16 has too much ammo
I don't even see the sun right now
You're doing a shit job
did you go blind
from looking directly at the sun
u def dont got enough ammo for the m16 then 🥀
that place is cursed
i'm scared
It's 01:36 the sun is kinda blocked by a celestial body known as planet fucking earth
worst part is the map is tiny so its just constant fighting to stay alive
I will obliterate all the zomboids and save Kentucky
barely any breathing room
I need to defend kfc
did you know i have yet to use a single automatic weapon
do people ever host big servers with alot of people ?
smg or rifle or otherwise
the amount of stuff you can sell or trade from all the loot
damn
must have its moments using one type of weapon
maybe thats why im always broke, i kit out like 5 guns then die
Buckshot for hunting, slugs for people
shotguns are one of the best survival weapons i think
anyways im tryna get to zaton, see the place cop starts in
because of that very reason
maybe even get expert tools
anything without armor would be dropped with buck while a slug can shoot anyone at a long distance even wearing armor

