like war torn countries gold and shit
#general_chat
glass wigeon
most companies do that
barren raven
Both?
viral echo
everyone does
twin bear
i love slaying a family of 13 because they wouldnt mine the gold i need for chips
viral echo
material are traded on one big market for the most part it's all mixed together
twin bear
dole still uses slaves overseas for fucking FRUIT
🥀yet still sold everywhere
even though its in the open
barren raven
You think slavery ever ended?
twin bear
but since its not on us soil silly laws allow it
viral echo
its a bit like says I dont want to buy oil that comes from x country, but you have no clue where it comes from because it's all mixed
twin bear
just like killing a man in international waters changes the charges to smth minor
kind of insane
viral echo
larry
twin bear
barren raven
It's evening here where I'm at, and I can smell the lovely smog 🥹
viral echo
don't piss larry off
twin bear
they lied to us in nyc about the smoke
wasnt canada at all for alot of it
literally pollution from the weather allowing the smog to rise and flow
glass wigeon
as snow melts it releases trapped pollutants
so smog increases quite a bit as it begins to get warmer
theres also smog in toronto rn
twin bear
eating the snow in nyc is considered a hazard
glass wigeon
all ther dirt and mud and salt and gravel
barren raven
Thankfully all the snow melted a few weeks ago now, but it still stinks
glass wigeon
so whenever winter is ending and the snow begins to melt
twin bear
its also got acids from the rain in it
glass wigeon
youll see smog increase for a time
twin bear
yes there is acid rain in nyc just so low on the ph scale it cant burn ur skin outright
barren raven
They taught me at school that acid rain can only damage rocks and buildings
twin bear
They taught me at school that acid rain can only damage rocks and buildings
only real threat is to crops and the environment thats why nobody cares about it much
which is sad
viral echo
the air is cleaner today then it was in the past
twin bear
the classic skeleton honse gifs
twin bear
the air is cleaner today then it was in the past
the air back then was too thick to breath
dense with oxygen itd kill normal humans
barren raven
the air is cleaner today then it was in the past
Speak for Yourself, my country has one of the worst air qualities in all of Europe, if not the worst
viral echo
I used to live in a place where the air was so polluted it turned the bricks black.
twin bear
so many plants back in the day you could feel the weight of the air they think
given how oxygen works i would think it did
bold cobalt
How do you even pronounce gifs, is it jifs, gifts, g-i-f-s
twin bear
over 200 species in north america were killed off by the 1800s and this is just plants
iirc thats the number
barren raven
Plant diversity is barely talked about, but crops especially have lost so much variety
bold cobalt
Plant diversity is barely talked about, but crops especially have lost so much v...
More kudzu at ye
barren raven
More kudzu at ye
Kudzu?
viral echo
the other funny thing was when the governments around the world were promoting and subsidizing diesel cars in the 80's and 90's, thats some real toxic shit to be having near where you live.
barren raven
But of course
viral echo
lets burn diesel in small engines so it's mostly unburnt when is comes out the exhaust, fucking genius.
i love governments they have your best interests at heart
bold cobalt
Its comical how fast kudzu outbreaks spread
viral echo
kudzu?
bold cobalt
Its the plant covering almost everything in the picture
viral echo
seems OP
bold cobalt
It chokes out every other plant including trees wherever it goes
viral echo
I've always wondered why don't they irrigate the deserts.
bold cobalt
Heres a reference if how fast it is
viral echo
RIP house
uncut apex
What happened to good Larry?
tender igloo
Heres a reference if how fast it is
dude that is so cool
bold cobalt
Deserts are just ex ocean floors
barren raven
What about Antarctica
bold cobalt
That was a jungle
viral echo
you could 100% fix all that land
bold cobalt
Solution is easy requisition is hard
bold cobalt
Not like you can just ask people to kill elephants
viral echo
they knock down all the trees
bold cobalt
As life intended
Tbh the most underrated animal that does the work no one wants are dung beetles
viral echo
once you get a bit of fucked land the soil gets washed away and it spreads
modest lynx
viral echo
you could so easily reverse that, but nobody cares
bold cobalt
dude that is so cool
Kudzu is how i imagine post apocalypse vibes
viral echo
mow your house
bold cobalt
Tbh my house is also being taken over by kudzu at the moment
viral echo
RIP
viral echo
is it even usable as firewood?
viral echo
so you can't even do shit with it
bold cobalt
Yeah i used it as firewood
bold cobalt
so you can't even do shit with it
Nope
tender igloo
Kudzu is how i imagine post apocalypse vibes
THASTS SO PRETTY i have never seen any foilage like that before lol
bold cobalt
Thats why its highly invasive
tender igloo
it looks annoying but pretty
viral echo
it's pretty until it eats your house
tender igloo
eggactly
bold cobalt
If kudzu is accidentally planted where its not native it will aggressivity choke out and kill other plants
Flowers, trees, even grass
viral echo
can a goat fix it?
bold cobalt
Actually thats how they get rid of it
They get alot of cows or goats even pigs near kudzu outbreaks
And let em eat it
tender igloo
we had goats when i was younger for our starthistle, those things are insane at managing foilage '
viral echo
hungry goats fix a lot of things, then you can eat the goat
rain mango
haii mrp
last spoke
The cat is asleep
last spoke
But I will pass along your message
fair bay
its so freaking cool
viral echo
only problem with goats is they will also eat your underpants
bold cobalt
we had goats when i was younger for our starthistle, those things are insane at ...
Yeah my my goats got out once while i was on a roadtrip and came back and the bastards ate all my rice
fair bay
do you know how to alt cast mrp?
bold cobalt
Not a single blade left
last spoke
I'm not going to throw Mrp at things
tender igloo
Not a single blade left
man they were probably like damn this "is the shit right here"
fair bay
Sorry, scarf, do you know how to alt cast?
viral echo
goats are OP
last spoke
Not like any of the heroes I play have alt casts
Unless you count rotating graves wall
bold cobalt
Also love how this is the first thing i see in the morning, every white spot is a tarantula nest
Wait
Bru
viral echo
in your house?
viral echo
run away
bold cobalt
Its worse during rainy seasons
viral echo
do you live in hell?
tender igloo
i thought those were bones i was like no fair lol
viral echo
what happens when they hatch?
bold cobalt
what happens when they hatch?
What do you mean hatch
viral echo
what happens if they get inside your house?
bold cobalt
what happens if they get inside your house?
I release choomba
tender igloo
Also love how this is the first thing i see in the morning, every white spot is ...
we have those here lol its so wierd, but theyre like just little wolf spiders, never seen that before moving here
bold cobalt
No but to be honest i have alot of chickens
They'll probably eat any spiders before they get inside
Even if they do theres an asshole of a gecko living in the cracks of my roof
bold cobalt
we have those here lol its so wierd, but theyre like just little wolf spiders, n...
Mostly small here as well, but ones near logs are the real deal
Dont know why the bigger ones are near logs
bold cobalt
I only hate it when they crawl up my leg
viral echo
special friend
rain mango
im eating sour patch kids watermelon gummies
viral echo
they scream?
rain mango
its like bird seed but for t-girls
ivory grail
its like bird seed but for t-girls
SMALL
bold cobalt
they scream?
Search tokay gecko screaming
ivory grail
also good morning
rain mango
yeah good morning just got back from church
tender igloo
Considering its a tokay
those things are so pretty
bold cobalt
those things are so pretty
Pretty until it lays eggs on your wall
tender igloo
ok no rofl
viral echo
free eggs
tender igloo
dude lol
bold cobalt
I feel like a monster having to remove it each time and having atleast one attacking me
bold cobalt
They run surprisingly fast
viral echo
do they bite?
rain mango
rate the beaniee
bold cobalt
rate the beaniee
2/10 doesnt have a dinosaur
rain mango
:(
ivory grail
1/10 to beige mom like
bold cobalt
Lmao
oblique stream
0/10
ivory grail
-1/10
neat moat
rate the beaniee
10/10 beanie
0/10 tallness
barren raven
Hello friends, what did I miss
rain mango
MEAN
bold cobalt
Man i wish we still had meter long insects
tender igloo
I used to have an authentic frog wallet
i wanted to get one of those LOL
i saw one on etsy
is there a lot of room in them?
bold cobalt
Surprisingly yeah
ivory grail
Man i wish we still had meter long insects
bold cobalt
Mine got stolen 1st day i went to florida
ivory grail
little is true
rain mango
i love watermelon sour patch gumies
tender igloo
this one lol
bold cobalt
I bought mine for 3 bucks
rain mango
i eat frogs
bold cobalt
Same
rain mango
they taste like meow
bold cobalt
No they dont
ivory grail
I eat people :) we are the same
bold cobalt
Theyre more like chickens if anything
rain mango
frogs taste like meow
tender igloo
Theyre more like chickens if anything
have you had gator before?
bold cobalt
Ive eaten cats before i would know
rain mango
no im not saying they taste like cats
bold cobalt
Its not my proudest achievement
rain mango
im saying they taste like meow
bold cobalt
have you had gator before?
Nope
rain mango
its a different taste
bold cobalt
Only snakes
rain mango
frawgs
hot grove
have you had gator before?
Yumby
tender igloo
never had snek or frog, would try though
bold cobalt
And that one time i got tricked into eating a monkey
tender igloo
And that one time i got tricked into eating a monkey
what did that taste like
bold cobalt
I dont even remember
tender igloo
that good rofl
vital marten
Hello
vital marten
never had snek or frog, would try though
hot grove
bold cobalt
Most exotic thing ive probably eaten was box jellyfish
magic lotus
hot grove
Tragic really
hot grove
An embed failure in the year of our lord 2026
bold cobalt
why I can't send photos
bold cobalt
i wonder how eating a pocket sized person would be
vital marten
i wonder how eating a pocket sized person would be
Bro gonna eat the Smurf’s
bold cobalt
i wonder how eating a pocket sized person would be
3d print a mold of a person and resize it, add chicken bones as base, fish stuffing and meatball base and deepfry it
hot grove
The view from my bathroom is better than what most see in a year 
twin bear
id let them try to resist before i bite down
then grind its body along my teeth
yummers
bold cobalt
The view from my bathroom is better than what most see in a year <:6000pepeperio...
Does an owl look at you at night while you do your business
twin bear
i presume ur parents arer rich
hot grove
Does an owl look at you at night while you do your business
No, but if you make owl noises at night, you can wake up the entire forest
twin bear
and dont pull a slappy and lie abt not being rich cuz thats a multi million dollar home
vital marten
The view from my bathroom is better than what most see in a year <:6000pepeperio...
Shit yeah it is but i wouldn’t want to work on that thing ever LMAO
Look how high up it is… your paint jobs must cost a fortune
bold cobalt
i presume ur parents arer rich
If you have a large window on your bathroom thats basically rich or youre an exhibitionist
twin bear
if u have land like that in itself
u have hundreds of thousands or stole the land in the early days of america
vital marten
If you have a large window on your bathroom thats basically rich or youre an exh...
Look at my ass through the frosted glass - Rich Guy
twin bear
but every rich family stole or bought land before it cost so much
they got lucky owning the pricey shit before things rly got unstable
man what id give to have a legacy of farms and not literal outlaws
half of my family in the 1800s ran with gangs lmao
all died to the ropes
💀
hot grove
and dont pull a slappy and lie abt not being rich cuz thats a multi million doll...
Cabin in mountain, 2 bed 2 bath, quite cozy but stupid isolated
bold cobalt
man what id give to have a legacy of farms and not literal outlaws
Give me your right lung and i can give you 120 acres of my land
twin bear
10 acres is still alot of money sadly lmao
bold cobalt
2 meters
bold cobalt
A blade of grass
twin bear
fuck thast if u buy land get the rights cuz the gov will literally steal it from under u
u got salt or oil in that ground they WILL take it they did it with the holidays
which is who i am related too
one of the sillest outlaws ever btw
twin bear
3k an acre now u gotta get mineral rights, and the airspace iirc
bold cobalt
Tbh i wish i could sell my land before i die
twin bear
if not u cant fly or have anyone fly private shit on ur land
half kettle
god a warblade of grass sounds nice
twin bear
bold cobalt
3k an acre isn’t too bad <a:monkey_think:1311530991017263175>
Wanna buy a mountain
twin bear
the tiny ass studio apt im buying is 100k to buy outright then itll cost aprox like 50 more grand to fix it
maybe more if i go all out with furniture and shit
hot grove
Wanna buy a mountain
I have no need for another one
bold cobalt
maybe more if i go all out with furniture and shit
All a man needs is a bed, a tv, a ps3 for furniture
bold cobalt
No bedframe
twin bear
i dont have a bed i have a futon and a plastic table
hot grove
No mattress
twin bear
i dont even sleep on the futon i use the table
hot grove
Way too overrated
hot grove
Its rich with fools gold
Timber rights timber rights
twin bear
i got a brick of weed and a wad of cash to my name
hot grove
Sell tree
twin bear
🥀
bold cobalt
i got a brick of weed and a wad of cash to my name
You know bazaar flipping?
Do that irl
bold cobalt
Its a crime if found out
twin bear
still prison time if i get caught with the brick
bold cobalt
No one needs to find out
twin bear
that and the fact i have firearms and weed
empty frigate
evil creepy chat
twin bear
No one needs to find out
theyll never find out because the police dont care here
only illegal because commonwealth
bold cobalt
Anyways time to take my 60mg melatonin dose
bold cobalt
theyll never find out because the police dont care here
Just be the newspaper guy
twin bear
just realized i could have a market with ts
hot grove
Wretched creature and its evil offspring
twin bear
but its just alot to move all at once
plus nobody around here can afford the entire thing
bold cobalt
Wretched creature and its evil offspring
Recreate bambi
hot grove
Recreate bambi
6 claymores
worthy nexus
I am now a huge Evil Larry fan
hot grove
worthy nexus
Leisure Suit Larry was always quite the legend
barren raven
I bought a waffle candy bar :p
rain mango
molests larry
hot grove
I bought a waffle candy bar :p
Buy a gun 
barren raven
Guy?
worthy nexus
Buy a gun <a:Yippee_Shake:1280901425496330392>
Always a good choice
hot grove
Spell a word
rain mango
I bought a waffle candy bar :p
is it stroopwafel?
barren raven
is it stroopwafel?
A what?
rain mango
stroopwafel
twin bear
stroopwafel
stripwaffle
rain mango
stripwaffle
dont strip them
barren raven
stroopwafel
A what
twin bear
because we are taking the strip
https://tenor.com/view/fallout-fallout-new-vegas-legion-caesar-caesar-legion-gif-6336874946639755271
hot grove
def put this fella on a watchlist
Already been arrested on gun charges but we beat the case 
barren raven
Strip tease
twin bear
Already been arrested on gun charges but we beat the case <:plumpabug:1429635895...
whyd u shoot at someone
do u have redneck impusles
worthy nexus
do u have redneck impusles
Way off on that one
barren raven
I ate my waffle
twin bear
🥀 if i ever shoot someone i am making sure to grab the casings ive seen that end badly for my neighbors
rain mango
i unironically like country music (not new country old country)
worthy nexus
i unironically like country music (not new country old country)
My condolences
hot grove
whyd u shoot at someone
I didn’t but they say I did, had no evidence, claiming we struck their vehicle (which would have had evidence)
rain mango
tyler childers and chris stapleton and johnny cash
barren raven
i unironically like country music (not new country old country)
Do Yourself a favour and check out Highway Patrolman in Johnny Cash's rendition
rain mango
Do Yourself a favour and check out Highway Patrolman in Johnny Cash's rendition
timing
hot grove
I would say the charge but it’s hyper specific to single state, and I do not wish to dox myself 
barren raven
https://tenor.com/view/nurse-witch-komugi-chan-komugi-chan-anime-girl-laughing-m...
In another life, we are classmates and I'm bullying You
barren raven
johhny isnt country
He isn't?
rain mango
johhny isnt country
you havent listened to all his songs then
worthy nexus
I one punched a man for listening to country 'music' in my presence
hot grove
Burrito enjoys bluegrass, but country stinky
barren raven
I like rock
twin bear
its debated heavily but he won an award so he does both then
rain mango
and cody jinks i like
barren raven
I like Warren Zevon
twin bear
didnt know he won an award for country when its blues
rain mango
didnt know he won an award for country when its blues
he plays blues before rock was mainstream
his idea of blues was more rock then blues
tbh
twin bear
evlis was not a super rad guy btw
twin bear
wont say why i think it but yall prolly know
barren raven
Porcelaine Monkey
tender igloo
Unforgivable mistake
are you bill's child
barren raven
I don't actually know what Elvis did
twin bear
I didn’t but they say I did, had no evidence, claiming we struck their vehicle (...
also real
forgot to reply but i get that
barren raven
I only like his The Wonder of You
twin bear
i was a witness to a shooting on the corner of a rly bad street and they thought i had something to do with it
i do not miss queens
hot grove
13 days in county is stinky when it’s a rather poor area 
twin bear
I don't actually know what Elvis did
he tried and i think married a person of younger statue
but i digress
u can google it
twin bear
yes u can see why i did not wish to go in depth
barren raven
I can, yes
twin bear
I thought that he was racist
this could be assumed for 90% of people back then ngl
not only was it not frowed upon as it is today sadly back then it was almost a bad thing if u didnt act racist
society sure has been a rollercoaster
barren raven
I mean, I'm sure that you'll find people with the same sentiment even today
twin bear
biker club here is anti racist big time thankfully
being caught acting like that will end badly i presume
rain mango
getting tacos
twin bear
getting tacos
can u turn the music up i can almost hear the clip
any text next to embeds breaks it
worthy nexus
Dark and Darker mentioned
rain mango
pigeons
twin bear
Looking around, I think I might have astigmatism
the average discord user by now would make it their badge of honor
without even knowing for sure
barren raven
the average discord user by now would make it their badge of honor
What You mean?
Like, self-diagnosis kind of deal?
twin bear
Like, self-diagnosis kind of deal?
yes they do that often
as u can see if u look at any chats in most servers
twin bear
😭 ive seen ppl brag about anything
what are they called again
points or some shit
meanwhile all my points go into guns
barren raven
Points? Now You're confusing me, dear
twin bear
ah maybe ur not online as much as i am
barren raven
Saw that guy on YT shorts
twin bear
u will learn one day what the point seekers are like
barren raven
ah maybe ur not online as much as i am
I very much doubt that
twin bear
i was once a chronical poster
i shouldnt have said anything actually
disregard that statement
barren raven
Disregarded
barren raven
I think I'll pause reading the book I started because I don't feel like reading it for now; I'll jump on Hugo's Notre Dame, that seems more riveting
twin bear
red atom is alright pretty dramatized and lies alot but
its accurate as a soviet written book gets when it comes to reactors
while not technically soviet the docs provided in it are so theres a bit of salt to be had, granted military secrets are well secrets
makes sense
worthy nexus
Mmmm, Stalker
vital marten
the one time hes alone
DEADASS
twin bear
if it was me he'd be rolling with 10 dudes high on crack
vital marten
every other time its like 12 of them frfr
vital marten
something killed the mutants I was hunting, I was almost there might as well see who did it
it was this thing
twin bear
the last bandit ran from me and climbed the train tracks in cordon
did he run into the snipers
or are they dead alrdy
p sure they shoot like everyone
vital marten
they're dead
twin bear
vital marten
he's just being an ass
twin bear
the one that got away
vital marten
the one that got away
got away?
twin bear
i still wish i could eat ppl in stalker
rain mango
dream was revealed to be cheating all the way since he fought technoblade
twin bear
i love eating humans in general
rain mango
bro was cheating and lost to technoblade who was playing legit
twin bear
dream sucks ass
rain mango
HE CHEATED IN THE 1V1 AGAINST TECHNO
twin bear
literally brainless
twin bear
hes also a horrible person in general
refusing fan meets with ppl who were literally dying or sum shit
rain mango
he also used elytra speed hacks in another tournament
twin bear
when he went to cons instead
rain mango
refusing fan meets with ppl who were literally dying or sum shit
he never even replied to technoblades death by cancer years back
twin bear
he also used elytra speed hacks in another tournament
all his vids are fake imo
rain mango
did he
twin bear
nope
rain mango
all his vids are fake imo
no he cheats in legit tournaments for money
like not just his vids
twin bear
he drains his teenage girl fanbase
rain mango
he got revealed for cheating in the 1v1 against technoblade and multiple tournaments
rain mango
he got revealed for cheating in the 1v1 against technoblade and multiple tournam...
makes me realize how truly above everybody else technoblade was in skill
he was beating someone who was using exploits
and won
twin bear
techno is and will always be a fucking legend
he died a legendary death like a true warrior
doing what he loved
toxic hawk
He brought joy to many, even if I didn't watch him. May ue rest in peace.
rain mango
He brought joy to many, even if I didn't watch him. May ue rest in peace.
i think its awesome how every L dream takes improves techno's reputation
because technoblade does everything dream needs cheats for legit
twin bear
him and stampy was my childhood
and ofc dantdm and skydoes
😭 dantdm one of the only mc creators i watched that didnt end up being a shitty person
rain mango
oh god
dream did more then a tracker
DREAM USED A MACRO AUTO CLICKER WITH AIM ASSIST
AND STILL LOST TO TECHNO'S LEGIT GAMEPLAY
twin bear
he cant even prove he wasnt cheating
never livestreams from game boot
sus asf
mfers should be booting up the game AFTER the stream starts
rain mango
no no theres a document reviewing his footage and they found an entire macro was used by dream
during the technoblade duel
auto clicker + aim assist + auto heals
thats how dream was surviving so long against prime techno
he was heavy cheating
in the duel
and still lost
glass wigeon
greetings mortals
half kettle
hello you sad immortal
rain mango
holy crap dream was so obviously cheating how did nobody realize until this year
twin bear
one day you will float in space, alive but frozen the ice cold knives of space stabbing your skin but while you cannot die you will feel it for eternity
rain mango
bro was aim snapping and spam clicking faster then anyone
the issue is turns out the reason dream lost
was his cheats stopped him from hitting crits properly
so his cheating back fired
rain mango
technoblades raw skill allow him to chain criticals and destroy dreams hp faster then dreams cheats could
glass wigeon
twin bear
rocket team was cool
and they saved ashes life a few times
cuz in the end
they aint killas
erm i mean team rocket
🙏
twin bear
https://tenor.com/view/crossdressing-crossdressing-anime-anime-trap-james-team-r...
jokes on you
i dress up like this and get paid (almost nothing
glass wigeon
why do creatures like to bite wires
barren raven
Jokes on You both
twin bear
barren raven
I dress like that and don't get paid
rain mango
I dress like that and don't get paid
wow
stiff geyser
https://tenor.com/view/persona-tanaka-hrt-picmix-bobzora-gif-1559710556882058620...
This got me thinking... If I transition should I change my pfp to Maude Flanders?
Lmao
misty furnace
https://tenor.com/view/crossdressing-crossdressing-anime-anime-trap-james-team-r...
Favourited
twin bear
glass wigeon
like my womens shorts vs mens shorts
barren raven
Most people pick out atrocious skirts
barren raven
Awful things
twin bear
is black too much
glass wigeon
cant even shove my whole hand and wrist in
barren raven
God forbid
glass wigeon
mens shorts
rain mango
theres a whole 45 minute document made by the guy who exposed billy mitchell exposing dream
glass wigeon
i can put an entire 750ml water bottle in the pocket
twin bear
not like i keep em on long anyways 🗣️ (i literally cant my knees get tickled too easy lmao
rain mango
HOLY CRAP
barren raven
I feel like dresses are better than skirts also
rain mango
theres a whole 45 minute document made by the guy who exposed billy mitchell exp...
all roads lead to rome
rain mango
i romed once
twin bear
❤️
barren raven
Hey man, when in Rome
barren raven
If I were to wear a skirt, I'd kill it, but I'm still not a fan
Very negative towards that article
lilac quarry
what is masculine
lilac quarry
ok that takes a very long time tho
twin bear
i dont think i even have muscles on my chest ngl
lilac quarry
it's very subjective of course, but you could absolutely get there
sturdy lily
whats going on
onyx igloo
except my head is large
lilac quarry
the way I see it is that the time is gonna pass anyway, so you might as well just try to get jacked
lilac quarry
if i get built itll be like a ufc fighter ill never get bulky
bro that's a FIRE look
onyx igloo
my head is full of stupidity
twin bear
i dont mind being lean
barren raven
I've a twink curse
lilac quarry
I've been slimming down to be have more of a wrestlers physique
lilac quarry
it's so fire
barren raven
I want some more weight and muscle
lilac quarry
yeah fuck cauliflower ear
lilac quarry
I've been consistently working out for 2 years and I'm just now starting to get my chest developed
but I'm also 208lbs
down from 228
I was scrawny as fuck growing up though
like malnourished looking lmao
@twin bear do you eat a lot now?
onyx igloo
i got a tank build
twin bear
yes very simple foods
barley red meats some pills for supps
lots of greens
for gut health
onyx igloo
i constantly hit my shins and shit on tables and different furniture to the point im immune to it
twin bear
my thingy says i need like 4 k cals a day
lilac quarry
yes very simple foods
you track calories?
twin bear
to meet my reqs
lilac quarry
how much do you weigh and whats your goal
lilac quarry
4k is a lot damn
hidden spruce
lilac quarry
oh true yeah, how tall are you?
twin bear
6.4
lilac quarry
oh you have the GOD BUILD POTENTIAL
lilac quarry
I can see why it's tough though yeah
onyx igloo
i got the 5'8 fat new jersay dad bod
twin bear
i got the 5'8 fat new jersay dad bod
thats an epic build though
lilac quarry
I think you could legit just gorge on food and you'll bulk up pretty rapidly, obviously it's person dependent
barren raven
What's the pound to kg conversion again
twin bear
I think you could legit just gorge on food and you'll bulk up pretty rapidly, ob...
im trying real hard
i just get tired trying so hard
lilac quarry
I was like 180lbs for the longest time, then shot up to 230 over the course of 3 years and I've been around that for a long while
brazen lantern
always the shorties trying to creep up in height
twin bear
proud of myself for not abusing pcp and shit anymore
lilac quarry
it's good to have a goal
twin bear
i am the king of cold tukryu
lilac quarry
proud of myself for not abusing pcp and shit anymore
hell yeah
brazen lantern
tiny tiny tiny little pocket prince
twin bear
heroin couldnt even trap mne
lilac quarry
nah that shit was nightmarish
twin bear
they offered subs
lilac quarry
veins on fire and constantly shitting
twin bear
do u know those fuckass things
barren raven
It's a delight to hear that You gents recovered and are getting better
lilac quarry
nah I didn't do sub or anything
lilac quarry
just weened a bit off by using my lasting oxys and percs and then just cut it and went through torture for about 5 months
twin bear
whole family is h or m sadly
twin bear
just weened a bit off by using my lasting oxys and percs and then just cut it an...
i neede hydros for my fuckin back
wont be tsaking those again either
lilac quarry
bruh it's such a slippery slope, I can't even touch ANYTHING anymore
not because I'm worried I'll get back into it, but I legit gained a fear of it
lilac quarry
the first time I realized I was actually addicted was one of the worst moments ever
truly the worst "oh no" moment of my life
lilac quarry
i'm dying laughing thinking about it now but christ it was dread back then
twin bear
i'm dying laughing thinking about it now but christ it was dread back then
i remember using the same needles and now that i learned about it
yeah im so stupid
had a real long talk with my younger cousin about using meth and its basically the same shit, youll get so addicted u will scrape burnt off of burnt just to get a high
lilac quarry
I mean you didn't die so not that stupid, not to say those who do die are but at least you can recover from it
lilac quarry
can't say the same for a few of the people I used to hang around with
ivory grail
When will we get dead gurt chat
neat moat
you cannot kill an idea sleepy
brazen lantern
bird chat was good times
worthy nexus
Seear chat would be a good alternative name
lilac quarry
ivory grail
you cannot kill an idea sleepy
YES YOU CAN YOU JUSTT GOTTA KILL ENOUGH PEOPLE
twin bear
can't say the same for a few of the people I used to hang around with
its a sad thing but its something that made me realize how bad it was
seeing people die or get arrested
brazen lantern
Seear chat would be a good alternative name
thank you for the kind suggestion but that would be very egotistical
twin bear
not a life i want to be attaining
lilac quarry
I overdosed once real bad and that was my wakeup, unable to move my body and vomiting but thankfully I landed on my stomach or I'd 100% be dead
twin bear
shit even the fucking WEED i got in this amount if prison time here
lilac quarry
realizing that made me actually stop
twin bear
i hate commonwealth states
lilac quarry
not sure if I would have ever if that didn't scare me
onyx igloo
this guy im phonecalling is cursing in his garage looking for parts
beautiful realism this game has
twin bear
i had something similar happen in a party and can u guess what they did with my knocked out body
not even joking
btw
lilac quarry
insane
twin bear
i could have easily went the doomer route
lilac quarry
yeah the people I'd surround myself with were so fucking awful, like unbelievably selfish and kind of just straight up evil
twin bear
feels cringe even talking about this lmao
twin bear
yeah the people I'd surround myself with were so fucking awful, like unbelievabl...
id say its the drugs but
lilac quarry
Iunno I own it, it is what it is
twin bear
lets be honest
lilac quarry
lol yeah
twin bear
drugs only make u go so far
onyx igloo
i remember being at my grandpas and climbing down from the 2nd story
twin bear
yeah i ate my babies feet and shot at cops it was all the drugs officers
lilac quarry
I wish life required more parkour
brazen lantern
I wish life required more parkour
live your life with more parkour
seems like something that can be fixed
lilac quarry
mirrors edge here I come
gonna practice by walking the railing on my 29th floor balcony brb
brazen lantern
start with jumping off tiny buildings to build up a tolerance
lilac quarry
it's icey out so probably better experience gain
twin bear
i dont have a fear of heights its the fear of breaking my ankle on a jump
lilac quarry
nah I'm terrified of heights
twin bear
then plummeting down to my death like that kid who climbed the skyscraper
lilac quarry
but i've been wanting to try skydiving recently for some reason
brazen lantern
I'm not afraid of breaks those can be fixed, I'm afraid of soft tissue deformation or spine stuff
onyx igloo
nah I'm terrified of heights
same
brazen lantern
just makes my hands sweat even seeing this
your jump partner trolls you pov
barren raven
Skydiving, now ain't that nostalgia for me
I dived one time many years ago, fun
harsh crane
pidegon
barren raven
Life was very different
barren raven
twin bear
id like to get into a firefight with muskets and id also like to go deapsea diving
both things will never happen
brazen lantern
what kind of bugs would you eat
sullen wharf
how does one breathe in such conditions
twin bear
i have tiny breathing pattern
barren raven
My stepdad used to say that you need to keep your mouth shut or else the air would blow up your lungs
barren raven
My stepdad was crazy on skydiving
twin bear
i cast air in lungs!
barren raven
I think he has like, over a thousand jumps at this point
harsh crane
yeah believe it or no humans are not designed to free fall from skies
brazen lantern
if magic was real water would be the scariest
barren raven
Hell, he proposed to my mum mid-dive
quaint wharf
Hello! is there a way I can see the LFG posts?
quaint wharf
It's just blank when I go on the channel
sturdy lily
why do my guns keep jamming
twin bear
if you could do something incredible but you would die in the process would u still do it
barren raven
Few guys in the air, mum was in a tandem there too, someone inched closer to him and they pulled out and then held up a banner asking my mum if she will marry him
twin bear
this thing would be once in a lifetime and will never happen for anyone else
brazen lantern
if you could do something incredible but you would die in the process would u st...
only if I get in the history books as a badass
twin bear
i would fight a great white with a spear
barren raven
Can it be anything?
twin bear
no one will know what happened
brazen lantern
i would fight a great white with a spear
they dont want to fight you dummy
quaint wharf
I just want to find a server to play on 😭 why do they make it so hard to search for multiplayer servers
twin bear
like i said
u die and nobody knows
u could kill the fucking leader of an alien cult and the same
sturdy lily
I just want to find a server to play on 😭 why do they make it so hard to searc...
i can play with u if u want but not on a dedicated server
twin bear
nobody knows
are u chasing clout or a once in the lifetime experience
cuz in the end nobody will care
even if someone found out
regardless of what you did
they will laugh
"this guy tried to ride a whale and got sent to the bottom of the ocean in 30 secs"
msy be badass for you but
ur just a guy who got dragged down to his death
shit lemme die fighting off monsters and id be happy just something insane and out of this world
if i am to die it better be to a bullet or a crzy ass accident
quaint wharf
i can play with u if u want but not on a dedicated server
That would be cool. I kind of just want the POSSIBILITY of running into other people, since solo can feel like there's not much to look forward to.
sturdy lily
That would be cool. I kind of just want the POSSIBILITY of running into other pe...
yeah
twin bear
That would be cool. I kind of just want the POSSIBILITY of running into other pe...
ngl mp is weird
whole ass servers got all these rules about no kos
and lame ass loot respawning
or they have guns everywhere and its a battle royale
but with extra steps
sturdy lily
if u do wanna play with me tho js hmu
radiant lake
i like mp with friends but strangers i think i would hate
twin bear
i got banned from a server for killing someone with loot i wanted
should have said no kos
mfers
quaint wharf
dont let my opinion on sandbox mp deter u tho
I agree... Like what do you mean I have to submit an application to play?! 🤣
I just want the solo experience with other people on the map. I don't want to claim safehouses or cars etc.
barren raven
shit lemme die fighting off monsters and id be happy just something insane and o...
Can I sacrifice myself to save someone instead
twin bear
i mean its up to you
only person i would ever save is a child
an adult can fend for themselves but a child
innocence must be protected
bout the only time im running into a hoard of zombies or monsters
is to save a child
twin bear
after seeing and being involved in so much violence
i wish to never have it come to that again
if that switch gets flipped whoever im fighting is gonna get it good lmao
and i aint a big man so
lead
barren raven
I've been in a pretty dark spot once
The one that's one step away from murder, really
twin bear
i would never kill
barren raven
I genuinely couldn't sleep at night over it, as I kept envisioning just
barren raven
im too nice like that
twin bear
but i am very hard to anger
barren raven
The man I wish to become
barren raven
I got easier at managing my anger
twin bear
just without the north korean stuff
twin bear
i just look outside
the wind speaks truth and it says you will live on
every blade of grass has lived for so long under the boots of many
yet it still grows upright
never stoppin
unless u firebomb it ofc then well its all dead but that isnt the grasses fault
barren raven
i just look outside
That can make anyone angry
I don't like what I see, but I try to think what I could try and do
It might not do much, but I like to think it's better than being angry
Or rather, funnelling anger into a positive outflow
twin bear
i know my schizophrenia is the only reason i have weird thoughts
like those voices aint my thoughts my brain not about to trick my ass
pretty spooky tho to listen to that shit when im tryna sleep ik its in my head but sheesh
will hear shit like "Colin" or "What is it"
could be in the shower and itll fuckin jumpscare me 😭
barren raven
Schizophrenia is horrifying; I have a distant relative with it, saw them in person, it's terrible
twin bear
the shadows i can deal with but the noises
barren raven
Worse still, her caretakers, my aunt and another distant relative, didn't treat her well, not well at all
On one hand, I felt sorry for her, on the other, sorry for them since they were putting up with it for a long, long time
twin bear
can get to me
i like being all freaky sometimes
i got excuses to not join any military or company
barren raven
I don't need schizophrenia to be freaky 😏
mellow bloom
@sick glen
barren raven
Speaking of the military, the looming threat of war directly next door is weighing down on; I've been categorised as for service, so should a draft ever happen, I'm screwed
twin bear
ill pop my own head if i get drafted
no jokes i aint dying for my country
not with how we handle shit
imma die to make some fat ass dude with a monopoly on weapons somewhere richer
😔 its rly like that music video from a7x
but we aint physical puppets
onyx igloo
how the hell do i keep getting brand new alternators
barren raven
I'd serve any other army, but not mine
sturdy lily
my character just died because he got stunlocked by a crawler for like a minute and then got swarmed
twin bear
how the hell do i keep getting brand new alternators
kill them all sean.
kill them all.
onyx igloo
i got like 20 dead thermostats
twin bear
I'd serve any other army, but not mine
while i respect serving i just dont think its smart in the current state
yk actually its not bad at all if u can stay behind a desk
or painting rocks
would u rather be getting shot at or doing chores
id rather do chores
barren raven
would u rather be getting shot at or doing chores
. . .can I be a pilot? Because if yes
twin bear
Folding clothes, fuck naw im getting shot
ok ur going to Guam sonny boy
onyx igloo
Id rather go to fucking guam i hate that shit
barren raven
Couldn't be me
twin bear
https://tenor.com/view/jet-gif-22100499
hey if ur good u cant be touched
but if ur not well
barren raven
I love doing the laundry and then folding everything neatly
Like a good husband, or a boywife
twin bear
i never did chores for my boyfriends or girlfriends
im one of those i work you clean mfers
barren raven
I can do both
barren raven
No biggie
onyx igloo
dude id clean the entire house if i could avoid laundry
barren raven
does he win
No ❤️
Do You mind if I send You a music video that lives rent free in my head?
twin bear
i can tell by the hips
twin bear
No ❤️
Do You mind if I send You a music video that lives rent free in my head?
sure
i dont mind
barren raven
Sent
tender igloo
dude id clean the entire house if i could avoid laundry
lol same, i hate laundry