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#general_chat
toxic hawk
harsh vault
how
toxic hawk
Even lord had a backbone
harsh vault
but i dont want to lie to people if they dont think its right
strange spruce
mate we're comparing a fictional serial killer there
toxic hawk
but i dont want to lie to people if they dont think its right
How is it lying just because they think its not right
vital marten
mate we're comparing a fictional serial killer there
strange spruce
to a pupper
toxic hawk
People can be wrong
strange spruce
like cmon now
vital marten
As I said it is debatable
harsh vault
People can be wrong
i can be wrong
strange spruce
but i dont want to lie to people if they dont think its right
they have opinions,doesnt mean its factual or right
harsh vault
but that makes me over think
strange spruce
just hold onto what YOU personally think is right
toxic hawk
Do you overthink when you make people drink gasoline in dayz
strange spruce
now that i think about it that sounded kinda dumb
but its like
still easier if you ask me
heavy ivy
you are very cute and fluffy and nice
harsh vault
Do you overthink when you make people drink gasoline in dayz
it was just you
harsh vault
you are very cute and fluffy and nice
i dont know if i am
heavy ivy
i dont know if i am
you are cute
harsh vault
thank you
barren raven
Hello friends
oak gazelle
apartment finally feels like it's almost where it should be, just have to tackle some boxes and bags I've been putting of for a few years and wet mop
I could do it all today but I'd probably wreck my back but it feels good to get this far
barren raven
I could do it all today but I'd probably wreck my back but it feels good to get ...
Take it easy, bud; I'm almost done unpacking myself at my new place, but there's still a lot to do after that also
Cleaning and all
oak gazelle
what helps is being able to quantify what exactly I've accomplished so far, like everything in my bathroom is clean to normal standards but it could stand to have a wet mop done when I feel like it's doable. just takes a lot of pressure off so when I do decide to get moving on the next steps in the process there's little reason to hesitate or overthink it
I moved in 3 years ago and this place built out from living out of boxes to being unable to see the floor in most places, so this is a massive step in the right direction
barren raven
Breaking down what You need to do into little sections is tremendous help whenever faced with something like this I find
oak gazelle
yep, the amount of time and effort I let pile up made it seem more daunting than it was especailly with my adhd type all or nothing mentality
now I can just focus on waiting for my server's new ram to get here and figure out what mods I want to get set up on it with a pz server
onyx igloo
nuh uh no you dont
barren raven
somebody discuss something interesting
What's interesting
quasi plank
geopolitics
hot grove
hamburjr
hot grove
pet dog 👍
quasi plank
its okay if you like men
femboys arent gay
strange spruce
hot grove
rain mango
personally i like a short woman with big breasts and a nice ass
quasi plank
personally i like a short woman with big breasts and a nice ass
...
rain mango
latinas.
hot grove
sir
quasi plank
you sound so much like jupiter rn
hot grove
this is a project zomboid server
strange spruce
yeah
quasi plank
the name changes all the time
strange spruce
we talking crabs
hot grove
anyways, burrito type beat
quasi plank
hes working on short blade
barren raven
geopolitics
Total war
quasi plank
Total war
essentially
5 major world conflicts
$6 a gallon gasoline coming to a gas station near you
barren raven
personally i like a short woman with big breasts and a nice ass
I don't fancy short people personally, I'd rather that we'd be more or less qqual height
barren raven
what kind of woman is your type
Black
hot grove
read the room
mandem illiterate
quasi plank
i just assume nobody gives af what im into
barren raven
i just assume nobody gives af what im into
What is Your type?
quasi plank
im fin
candid tide
is women lactating an infinite food glitch?
hot grove
god save us
candid tide
like can you infinitely produce food with breast milk?
quasi plank
ive never played counterstrike in my life
barren raven
Do not talk to me
rain mango
is women lactating an infinite food glitch?
why are u here
strange spruce
what the fuck is this chat bro 🥹
quasi plank
i was asked
candid tide
why are u here
yeah i usually belong in #pz_b42_chat
barren raven
like can you infinitely produce food with breast milk?
dire timber
what the fuck is this chat bro 🥹
candid tide
yeah i asked
rain mango
what the fuck is this chat bro 🥹
candid tide
is lactating an infinite food glitch
barren raven
This is depressing
quasi plank
i like mousey library girls and really pretty femboys if you must know
but i dont think anyone gives af
quasi plank
well there you are
quasi plank
i have a couple friends who love everythiong
candid tide
And I love everyone and everything
i too love everyone and everything
hot grove
candid tide
oh
so like, literally there's no boundary
even i have boundaries
like married people
quasi plank
i count them as friends but im a bit grossed out by their conduct
its whoevers answering first on tinder. lol
stiff geyser
mpreg the movie
Peak fiction
toxic hawk
brotha bitter against love
Im.bitter against your working hepatocytes
hot grove
burrito has many uncompleted somgs 
quasi plank
Im.bitter against your working hepatocytes
i thought that was for me
loves great but it hurts so much when it goes away that its almost not worth it
almost
stiff geyser
Who hurt you? 😭
quasi plank
brittany and greta. lol
ive been fortunate enough to have that euphoric storybook like love twice
strange spruce
Im.bitter against your working hepatocytes
bro what did i do
quasi plank
hi, im borderline, nice to meet you
hot grove
crab song for crab chat 
quasi plank
ive loved other girls, but not like that profound life changing love
just twice
i was married to someone for 10 years i didnt really love
that also ended REALLY bad
barren raven
A guy I was in love with told me that he sees me no different than a friend after three years 
stiff geyser
A guy I was in love with told me that he sees me no different than a friend afte...
I mean... Being friends is nice
stiff geyser
i was married to someone for 10 years i didnt *really* love
Why tho
stiff geyser
quasi plank
me neither
barren raven
I mean... Being friends is nice
No, not really no. Not with him anyway, we were dating for three years and his other friends, best friends, always took priority over me, so in the end I don't think he even saw me as a friend that much, even more so if we consider that he never talked to me again after explicitly stating that he wants to stay friends
hot grove
arctic shore
i wanted a family and i was running out of time
"Wanting" a family to a point you marry someone you have no affection for is wild though
quasi plank
"Wanting" a family to a point you marry someone you have no affection for is wil...
im like REALLY borderline
quasi plank
"Wanting" a family to a point you marry someone you have no affection for is wil...
i didnt say no affection
i just didnt really love her
look, i was running out of time. i had to do something
arctic shore
Out of time for what
quasi plank
child
stiff geyser
im like REALLY borderline
Checks out
hot grove
oak gazelle
not everyone needs to have kids, glad I let that idea go
deep bison
Hey guys what’s the difference between crab chat b42 and b41 chat?? New to the discord and PZ in general
oak gazelle
this is just a silly renamed general chat channel
deep bison
Oh okay! What’s b42 and b41?? No one in there would answer me lol
hot grove
Hey guys what’s the difference between crab chat b42 and b41 chat?? New to the d...
we be crustaceans and shit
deep bison
Hell yeah 🦀
barren raven
Lobster chat next
deep bison
Crawfish chat??
barren raven
Maybe if You ask the mods :D
oak gazelle
Oh okay! What’s b42 and b41?? No one in there would answer me lol
build numbers since the game is still in development there are multiple builds people can try aside from the latest stable channel release
giraffe chat when
hot grove
settle down first
then we can talk reason
cambrian period first
then we can think about evolving
oak gazelle
crazy how many times off brand crabs have evolved
onyx igloo
mods triple their rent
hot grove
god forbid a shelled creature takes a little swim
oak gazelle
eating at the restaurant of evolution, looking over at a crab eating their meal going "well that looks good"
quasi plank
not everyone needs to have kids, glad I let that idea go
i wanted to do better than my parents
wasnt very hard
hot grove
eating at the restaurant of evolution, looking over at a crab eating their meal ...
its only been 809 million years, cut them some slack
dont rush them
oak gazelle
they crave the rangoonability
quasi plank
ever have lobster ragoon
oak gazelle
no but I imagine it tastes as good as it sounds
quasi plank
i mean if you like crab ragoon--you wil LOVE lobster ragoon
hot grove
back to producer posting
quasi plank
hot grove
a lobster did WHAT
rain mango
touches thy lobster
oak gazelle
back to producer posting <:plumpabug:1429635895333490760>
feeling like an adultswim bumper track
quasi plank
fun fact. lobsters dont die from natural causes
story!
one time, i worked at red lobster with this absolute crackhead
were talking bathsalts and spice enthusiast
one of the lobsters in the tank died, and this MFer 100% tried to necromance the lobster
hot grove
let a man cast spells in peace
quasi plank
everyone just kind of stood back and blinked
hot grove
who are you to judge, with no grimore of your own
oak gazelle
quasi plank
he was like laying hands on it and talking in tounges
managers were like SHAWN! get your fucking hands out of the tank
hot grove
quasi plank
i used to eat lobster eyes for money. lol
oak gazelle
probably flubbed it and halfway across the globe a very confused freshly reanimated lizard or something springs alive again
quasi plank
probably flubbed it and halfway across the globe a very confused freshly reanima...
zombies!
lobster ragoon--lobster dragoon
neat moat
que the warhammer vid
deep bison
CRAB
raw rock
que the warhammer vid
I LOVE 40K
neat moat
I LOVE 40K
raw rock
SHUT UP
quasi plank
i wish i was tired so i could take a nap
deep bison
Guys pizza or burger which is better tried to make a poll but it didn’t send
harsh vault
nuh uh no you dont
hm
ivory grail
discord is gonna die in less than 20 min
arctic shore
What do you MEAN this thing has been front wheel drive since late 60's
What the fuck
quasi plank
is 90 kilos
i hit 110 once
i speedran healing froim a broken leg
you need a bed, a shit load of beans, sleeping pills, and some books
wake up. take pills. eat. read. sleep. repeat
someone start an argument about ai or mods or something?
ivory grail
Winter is over hello wet season
harsh vault
finland alcohol
vito
thin wedge
poo mods
thin wedge
already a thing
quasi plank
as i type this i realize im sure this exists
yeah
in a year or so, people will be able to write zomboid mods in ai. lol
im 100% serious
just think of the shit thats gonna be out there
oh!
ive given up on crafting the sledgehammer until i find the book
i just cant do it anymore
the grind won
thin wedge
pz is a jrpg so real
quasi plank
have you ever tried to bruteforce grind blacksmithing at level 7?
thin wedge
quasi plank
do you have any idea how much charcoal that takes?
brazen lantern
yeah get chopping
thin wedge
"nature will reclaim after the apocalypse" WRONG blacksmithing grind
quasi plank
like, ive learned a lot, i made some stupid mistakes i wont remake but i cant do it anymore
im going out looting
literally my survivor "you know what? fuck this, were going looting"
thin wedge
brazen lantern
My training
I pluck the fruits of the town
I consume the sinks
The trashcans
The cars
The trees
The fences
The furniture
I ATE IT ALL
quasi plank
i have hundreds of nails and fishhooks and cups and tools and pots
just infinite small knifes and shortsword blaDES
probably 100 axe heads (honestly blacksmithing is worth it just fior this)
hot grove
rotund sleet
oak gazelle
nothing like having to keep your aging parent's temper tantrums in check while trying to have productive conversations lol
like breathe dude, maybe eat a snickers too
quasi plank
youll miss them
waxen ingot
felt that
quasi plank
fuck
oak gazelle
not every parent is a good one
oak gazelle
or should have made the decision to have kids in the first place lol
quasi plank
but its a really low bar
waxen ingot
dealing with the shitty one who won't die
I’m lucky enough that my biological father left the country
oak gazelle
yeah I appreciate him for all he is but he's an aging toddler
oak gazelle
I’m lucky enough that my biological father left the country
I moved 1,500 miles away from him and ghosted him for six years after my mom passed
waxen ingot
or should have made the decision to have kids in the first place lol
it’s as the saying goes
“every child deserves a parent, not every parent deserves a child”
oak gazelle
the only reason we're talking is I was homeless for a while and need assistance trying to get my life back together after a bad divorce and mental breakdown
quasi plank
a good 5 or 6 years
quasi plank
the only reason we're talking is I was homeless for a while and need assistance ...
i have done both. and im sorry.
oak gazelle
no doubt, I take the good and the bad with him these days
but I'm pretty firm about accepting no parentage from his bimbo wife
anyway I have a good therapist it's just good to vent
waxen ingot
I moved 1,500 miles away from him and ghosted him for six years after my mom pas...
right after my parents split that dude did the ✌️ 😶🌫️ LMAO
oak gazelle
he was fuming over me saying I can't sign paperwork for a lease when I'm on state subsidized housing to start before even considering that my brother could relapse and leave me holding a lease within the first week of visiting him to help him get his life in order once he's out of prison next month
waxen ingot
anyway I have a good therapist it's just good to vent
real, though tbh I think when I move out I’ll probably stop seeing mine
oak gazelle
absence makes the heart grow fonder they say
really space provides peace of mind
though the whole issue at hand is prepping for me to trial run living with my brother and helping him as a caretaker but he's got a lot to prove before that becomes a long term commitment
waxen ingot
he was fuming over me saying I can't sign paperwork for a lease when I'm on stat...
my grandparents get ticked off when I make any food that isn’t American 💀
oak gazelle
dude we barely have anything thats authentic american aside from bbq and maybe deep fried twinkies
but yeah people are weird
waxen ingot
my old folk be eating over salted rations like it’s WW2
onyx igloo
dude we barely have anything thats authentic american aside from bbq and maybe d...
midwest?
oak gazelle
nope I've just done a lot of traveling across the us
fathom igloo
I’m lucky enough that my biological father left the country
Damn I need tips on how to make this happen for mine
oak gazelle
idk want some rocky mountain oysters we got you fam
waxen ingot
I had butter chicken burritos and naan, my grandmother became irritated at the smell of garlic
waxen ingot
Damn I need tips on how to make this happen for mine
have your manipulative dad realize he can’t control anyone in the family so he leaves to find a new target
oak gazelle
I just say that to say the us is a country of immigrants so almost all food has americanized counterparts
do some hatch green chili black beans
onyx igloo
i love learning about all the different food cultures when im in a more populated part of the US
fathom igloo
have your manipulative dad realize he can’t control anyone in the family so he l...
Well the first part happened, but he moved his sights on to the dating pool after that. He’s like on his fourth or fifth wife now, and like idk how many girlfriends
waxen ingot
I just say that to say the us is a country of immigrants so almost all food has ...
they had a grilled cheese, soup, and saltines
actually lemme share what I made
oak gazelle
I'm from southern CA, grew up in southern VA, and lived in Austin, TX for a while, all to land in Denver Colorado and go "yeah this feels right"
oak gazelle
they had a grilled cheese, soup, and saltines
spam is quintessential post war struggle food, still good
waxen ingot
Well the first part happened, but he moved his sights on to the dating pool afte...
leave hair ties in his car for her to find
oak gazelle
always stretched my grilled cheeses with spam
onyx igloo
tomato soup is delicious homemade
waxen ingot
I'm from southern CA, grew up in southern VA, and lived in Austin, TX for a whil...
I grew up in Europe but I’ve been in America for a while
onyx igloo
i always add a little red pepper for a nice kick
fathom igloo
leave hair ties in his car for her to find
I fortunately don’t live close enough to do this nor have contact so couldn’t if I visited
waxen ingot
tomato soup is delicious homemade
my Nana don’t even like tomato soup 😭
she be having canned clam chowder
waxen ingot
I fortunately don’t live close enough to do this nor have contact so couldn’t if...
fabricate messages of your father talking to other women and send them to his girlfriend on a burner account
fathom igloo
Damn I don’t wanna hurt whoever the new wife is…. But have considered sending her his rico file when I find out lol
oak gazelle
America is fun for some food tourism that's for sure
onyx igloo
my cat is going hog wild for cat nip shoved up a unicorn toys butt
onyx igloo
cMON n git cher some FRIED goodies
dont forget peanut brittle
oak gazelle
I'm lucky that I'm right outside one of the country's major cities and have access to all sorts of great authentic foods
onyx igloo
my little midwest town has some authentic cuban food
oak gazelle
there's an Ethiopian place by my usual head shop that I have been meaning to try when I can afford it
onyx igloo
i wonder what ethiopian food is like
oak gazelle
and a few Indian places that make me salivate when I get stuck in traffic next to them
waxen ingot
America is fun for some food tourism that's for sure
I got Greek, deustch, Indian, Latino, and Asian (excluding Vietnamese unfortunately)
oak gazelle
i wonder what ethiopian food is like
good
lots of variety in texture, spices, flavors
waxen ingot
Damn I don’t wanna hurt whoever the new wife is…. But have considered sending he...
just girly things 💅
oak gazelle
for every 1 food I've had in a place like that that I didn't like there were easily over a dozen dishes that I'd never tried before and really enjoyed
oak gazelle
I got Greek, deustch, Indian, Latino, and Asian (excluding Vietnamese unfortunat...
all amazing options tbh
waxen ingot
Bánh mì
oak gazelle
my go to spot growing up within skateboarding and then driving distance was a place in virginia beach called the street cook and it was a family owned greek restaurant
waxen ingot
all amazing options tbh
technically yes but I miss döner 😭
oak gazelle
to die for
oak gazelle
technically yes but I miss döner 😭
any sane person would
I took three years of german in high school and my teacher loved any excuse for a german buffet / cultural event
good food
waxen ingot
any sane person would
man, growing up n having a döner box after foßball practice?
oak gazelle
relatable, but growing up here it was more like a burger and fries after soccer praccy
lol
quasi plank
a what?
oak gazelle
kebab style dish
oblique stream
oak gazelle
damn tasty
waxen ingot
turkish n German
quasi plank
i fuck with kebab
waxen ingot
https://tenor.com/view/balatro-hanging-chad-chad-brainstorm-blueprint-gif-204094...
jonkler
oak gazelle
if there is a good spiced rotisserie meat and fried dough from a country best believe I want to try it
waxen ingot
relatable, but growing up here it was more like a burger and fries after soccer ...
I be missing lamb like it’s an ex LMAO
oak gazelle
I didn't know how good lamb could be til I went to a russian x greek wedding reception
waxen ingot
at least the Greeks got me covered for that
oak gazelle
you could smell the banquet a block away
waxen ingot
top 3 meats
lamb, duck, pork
oak gazelle
yep, I came to love duck when I visited china
so versatile and a good blend of fat and protein
oak gazelle
oh yeah duck l'orange
waxen ingot
an absolute beaut
oak gazelle
I'd eat it
quasi plank
i love duck but not l'orange
duck bacon is PHENOMONAL
sometimes i miss working in fancy restaurants
oak gazelle
I get it, my mom was obsessed with trying every julia child cookbook recipe so eventually we tried it and while it wasn't something I'd go for regularly I'd try it again
quasi plank
ossobucco and shit for lunch for free
cerviche and shit
all the fucking wine i could ever drink
oak gazelle
job perks are nice
quasi plank
i have poured out more wine than the average american will drink in their life. lol
viral echo
eat eggs
oak gazelle
the world would be a slightly better place if everyone had to work in food service and/or retail at some point in their lives
same with food production
quasi plank
the world would be a slightly better place if everyone had to work in food servi...
this is a very accurate statment
ive never done retail, but i did food for about 20 years
literally everything in a restaurant you could think of
except like a chef
my dad was a chef tho
i can cook and shit but not like he could
oak gazelle
I've got a background in food service, some retail and a lot of customer support / technical support under my belt but my time with food service was important to me
quasi plank
you learn how terrible people can be
just so incredibly rude
ive had drinks thrown in my face before
ok, A drink thrown in my face before
oak gazelle
just being forced to learn back of house stuff and food safety is a good life skill a lot of people don't really learn til later in life and there's no bad time to pick it up really but the more you learn earlier on the more comfortable in a kitchen you can be
quasi plank
just being forced to learn back of house stuff and food safety is a good life sk...
oh
oak gazelle
lived for those smoke breaks
I did to go waiting at first but learned I liked boh more
quasi plank
i was mostly foh
oak gazelle
while slowly noting who smoked weed to mark as potential clients
quasi plank
i generally did boh when someone like didnt show up or something
oak gazelle
at any given shift my management and coworkers and I could all potentially be getting baked on breaks lol
quasi plank
i had some boh jobs but the vast majority of my experience is in foh
i was a wine consultant for like 3 years--that was really cool
oak gazelle
I have the charisma to get good tips but I dislike people especially entitled shits so prep and stuff is a lot of fun
an expertise that's always in demand!
quasi plank
i can do entitled pricks. i enjoy seperating rich people from their money
oak gazelle
that's what I did off the clock
I turned manager salaries into computer upgrade money
quasi plank
its hard to get mad at essentially getting paid to drink all the time
PERFECT job for an alcoholic. lol
"we need you to make us a wine menu--here are these 20 bottles of wine to try"
they werent always full--but usually
oak gazelle
yeah I could get a job at some of the nicer wine beer and liquor stores around here but I don't know that I'd trust myself that much when I like to drink and had to stop for the sake of making sure my I'm not risking the limited stability my psych meds afford me
lol so much for swish and spit while tasting
onyx igloo
taxi job paid jack shit and hes complaining i didnt work
for reference tractor job does 3200 marks and taxi does 300 per customer
tropic smelt
Not enough
oak gazelle
I don't even know 3 Marks let alone 3200
rotund sleet
taxi job paid jack shit and hes complaining i didnt work
Blud never called me, I've did like 4 custormers at week, i had to prepare for rally
hot grove
eated bug
half kettle
fuck i just discovered my mother put pepsi in my baby bottle when i was 3
waxen ingot
I return, had to answer a call
hot grove
fuck i just discovered my mother put pepsi in my baby bottle when i was 3
just a simple prank
waxen ingot
yeah I could get a job at some of the nicer wine beer and liquor stores around h...
I’ve been sober Steve for a while, if anything entices me it’s a black n mild
oak gazelle
I feel that
hot grove
or perhaps with butter 🧈
waxen ingot
I feel that
American delicacy
oak gazelle
I don't drink anymore, I do manage my chronic pain with weed but I exist somewhere in that range of being able to stretch what little I have vs knowing I don't need much to get by in a given month
waxen ingot
my first and last time drinking was at a frat party in college
hot grove
burrito did all the silly hahas from 16-21
oak gazelle
probably going to get a job as a budtender at some point but it's up in the air for now
waxen ingot
red Gatorade and vodka is the enemy
oak gazelle
red Gatorade and vodka is the enemy
that was my high school drink
hot grove
i forgor if i posted this one or not
half kettle
how does getting drunk feel, do u like lose consciousness or half of it
hot grove
how does getting drunk feel, do u like lose consciousness or half of it
gotta poo
waxen ingot
that was my high school drink
I’m on meds now so no liqua for me
oak gazelle
warmth, confidence, and inability to control your muscles consistently at first and then it just goes downhill
waxen ingot
how does getting drunk feel, do u like lose consciousness or half of it
depends on your body weight, metabolism, and how much you’ve had
and the alcohol percentage
oak gazelle
I’m on meds now so no liqua for me
yeah same, maybe one day when i don't need the other meds but for now I'm fine without it
hot grove
warmth, confidence, and inability to control your muscles consistently at first ...
it only goes downhill when im skiing offa 6 shots, then suddenly im goated
waxen ingot
yeah same, maybe one day when i don't need the other meds but for now I'm fine w...
my meds n journaling pulled me out 🙏
oak gazelle
yeah for me it was a coping mechanism for my pain I wasn't aware I was relying on until it became a problem
waxen ingot
a good comparison for being drunk is sleep deprivation
half kettle
Oh thats awful
hot grove
a good comparison for being drunk is sleep deprivation
or perhaps a whole bottle of Nyquil
waxen ingot
Oh thats awful
¯_(ツ)_/¯
oak gazelle
Oh thats awful
there's a reason they advertise so much. it's an awful thing to get hooked on and its addictive as fuck
waxen ingot
or perhaps a whole bottle of Nyquil
what if I marinate two chicken breasts in NyQuil
oak gazelle
like ten percent of the worlds drinkers drink more than the rest, they rely on addiction as a business model
half kettle
youd have a nasty chicken brest
waxen ingot
there's a reason they advertise so much. it's an awful thing to get hooked on an...
It’s ok because corporations can profit from it
oak gazelle
it's a problem. a damn delicious, drunky problem
half kettle
like ten percent of the worlds drinkers drink more than the rest, they rely on a...
and its legal because lobbying?
waxen ingot
Drugs are bad unless you give a corpo a cut
oak gazelle
and its legal because lobbying?
well yeah and because it's a human tradition going back as far as we can tell
hot grove
You want me to say no to her???
waxen ingot
I saw her with 10 other guys, she’s not worth it man
half kettle
christ
oak gazelle
before we learned how to make it ourselves we ate our alcohol in the form of fermented fruits
hot grove
I saw her with 10 other guys, she’s not worth it man <:drunk:721361533271146537>
Actually a bar
oak gazelle
and now we just make our spirits with those same flavors and slap a brand on it because that's fun too
waxen ingot
before we learned how to make it ourselves we ate our alcohol in the form of fer...
getting fucked up on da pomegranate
I’ve never devoured a pomegranate
I should
half kettle
probably helthier then jack daniels
oak gazelle
getting fucked up on da pomegranate
imagine that happening to you and then in your inebriated state mistaking your usual foraged mushroom lunch for a magical trip
waxen ingot
imagine that happening to you and then in your inebriated state mistaking your u...
“I sure hope this snack will help relax myself from being in survival mode”
half kettle
so does drunkness wear off quick
waxen ingot
oak gazelle
well what we know so far is this mushroom tastes like chicken, this one made steve see god for a week and this one killed dave like instantly
our ancestors were something else
rose marsh
:3
half kettle
dudd we were not named shit like Jack or dave, we were named Oonglath and Danisho
waxen ingot
so does drunkness wear off quick
same thing as before, with metabolism
you can technically work out so you’ll sweat it out of your body, but more often than not you have to let it set its course
oak gazelle
anyone who says they know a way to sober up quickly has told them the same drunken lie as everyone else before them. the only way to get sobered up is time
rose marsh
:3c
oak gazelle
same thing as before, with metabolism
you can technically work out so you’ll sw...
yeah with all that fine motor skill going brr
waxen ingot
anyone who says they know a way to sober up quickly has told them the same drunk...
erm but my way uses science ☝️🤓
waxen ingot
yeah with all that fine motor skill going brr
LOL
half kettle
what if you use a dialysis machine
half kettle
get that glove off the catter
oak gazelle
what if you use a dialysis machine
I'd imagine that'd be a great story about how you lost access to a dialysis machine
waxen ingot
follow-up story is stealing the dialysis machine back
oak gazelle
as long as I get to dress up as a plumber and wear an obviously fake mustache
waxen ingot
is the Italian accent included
oak gazelle
I feel that's protocol for stealing medical equipment
waxen ingot
“mama Mia! I need the Percocet from the pharmacy!”
oak gazelle
is the Italian accent included
probably a good idea to not include it these days
waxen ingot
probably a good idea to not include it these days
wdym
tender igloo
see why would you instantly think the accent would be Italian lol
cause mario?
neon bramble
real shame the jamis funeral scene wasn't fully adopted to the film
waxen ingot
cause mario?
can’t say it, Nintendo claimed copyright infringement
hot grove
harsh vault
Your PFP is pawsome
is this your way of trying to get new friends
smh
it works
keep it up
but i think ur a bit late
hot grove
harsh vault
hai burrito
harsh vault
how ish u
hot grove
Awake and well
barren raven
is this your way of trying to get new friends
No, it's my way of completing people sincerely
harsh vault
No, it's my way of completing people sincerely
completing?
barren raven
completing?
. . .complementing >_< sorry
harsh vault
o
oak gazelle
jerry maquire moment
rotund sleet
waxen ingot
can I trust you with the platinum chip
oak gazelle
can't wait to split benny's wig
vital marten
raw rock
completing?
Don't trust them Floofie
harsh vault
why not
raw rock
Because I said so and I am smart...
when have I ever been wrong?
Except for that one time in Thailand...
But we don't count that.
harsh vault
when have I ever been wrong?
now
tropic smelt
viral echo
I need feeding again
rain mango
A La Sloppy Joe <:peepoFlower:1124811228498382909>
its been awhile since ive given some sloppy
i think ill give it a shot tomorrow i love sloppy
sloppy tastes great
this is why im opening a resturant called roadside sloppy and meat
awesome
first location will be indie stone headquarters
vital marten
this is why im opening a resturant called roadside sloppy and meat
A mom and pop style diner that has partitioned seating, senior citizen specials and daily deals with this name would do FANTASTIC in Texas
rain mango
A mom and pop style diner that has partitioned seating, senior citizen specials ...
and it would go viral on tiktok
and be good publicity
vital marten
A mom and pop style diner that has partitioned seating, senior citizen specials ...
Partitioned seating because you let 1 half of the restaurant smoke inside
rain mango
and ill have milkshakes
with the swirly straws
and the waiters and waitresses are on rollerblades
vital marten
and the waiters and waitresses are on rollerblades
You kinda lost me here because it reminds me of sonic
rain mango
You kinda lost me here because it reminds me of sonic
are sonics still around
im thinking of classic roadside rollerblade diners from the 70s
viral echo
give me
rain mango
im thinking of classic roadside rollerblade diners from the 70s
imagine getting handed a gigantic sloppy by a girl on rollerblades
it would be aesthetic
and most old people these days grew up in the 70s
viral echo
why do they keep making things worse
rain mango
why do they keep making things worse
what
viral echo
where is my roller skate girl giving me food
viral echo
bring them back
onyx igloo
where is my roller skate girl giving me food
They broke their ankles
vital marten
True, it’s kinda a good thing they don’t require it anymore at sonic because I’m sure many people don’t know how to roller skate, I don’t 
white obsidian
and most old people these days grew up in the 70s
The 70s was like 50 years ago
Which is a bit nuts
viral echo
no hobbling the rollerskate girls!!!
vital marten
True, it’s kinda a good thing they don’t require it anymore at sonic because I’m...
Imagine missing a whole opportunity to make money because you lack the ability to skate 😭
white obsidian
no hobbling the rollerskate girls!!!
I remember roller skate people but im a 2000s kid
rain mango
i can rollerskate
vital marten
I don’t remember when they stopped using them because sonic always sucked
white obsidian
I cant
viral echo
we need rollerskates in PZ
white obsidian
I don’t remember when they stopped using them because sonic always sucked
So real
Never gonna catch me at a sonic
viral echo
gotta go fast
white obsidian
gotta go fast
vital marten
Let’s be fr the only thing you get at sonic is a shake of some sort and that’s only because every other chain says their machines are broken
Fortunately for me, I’ve got a Braums
white obsidian
I do not have a braums sadly
I have a dairy queen
Thats pretty good too
They used to make like
Custom ice cream cakes
But now they dont
vital marten
Braums is an ice cream and fresh produce shop for you non americans, they also sell burgers and breakfast fast food
viral echo
fuck I'm hungry
white obsidian
Also I think some of the workers be smoking crack
But like everyone here smokes crack
viral echo
ice cream and crack
vital marten
Both cause numbness
viral echo
where I live there is an ice cream van that comes around at 9PM, I'm pretty sure they are not selling ice cream.
viral echo
nobody suspects
just ask for extra sprinkles and you get a bonus in the bottom of the cone.
vital marten
viral echo
that sounds, interesting
vital marten
Making me hungry
vital marten
I’ve seen this somewhere
viral echo
they don't feed us
hot grove
Quite the fuzzy bug
neon bramble
Quite the fuzzy bug
white obsidian
Quite the fuzzy bug
candid patio
I had a crash out at an old man in the Costco parking lot and an employee gave me disapproving looks
Mother fucker was parked in the tire inflation spot and was sitting in his mobility scooter blocking the other tire inflation spot
candid patio
After I'm sitting there for 5 whole minutes and him not having any urgency what so ever I asked him to hurry up
white obsidian
After I'm sitting there for 5 whole minutes and him not having any urgency what ...
Not on u unless u were a prick
candid patio
He sassed me when I asked him to hurry up and that's when I lost it
Mother fucker was parked there for almost an hour while he shopped
There's signs that say tire inflation parking only
plush cobalt
Everyone has moments when they're frustrated, that's entirely normal. But “crashing out” at a stranger certainly doesn't sound ideal
We never know what others are going through/dealing with
candid patio
I just told him that I don't give a shit about his bad knee and that he should have parked in one of the many handicapped spots and not the tire inflation spot if he's not inflating his tires
I don't feel bad about it
plush cobalt
How did it make you feel
worthy nexus
Why are you booing me, I'm right
I'd cheer for you
candid patio
Thank you
twin bear
Slappy has no consideration for others that's messed up
hot grove
https://tenor.com/view/eating-eat-eating-food-monster-h-reginald-gif-23629011273...
Dorj
rain mango
my pride pins are hereee
thin wedge
@loud pumice flag
quiet siren
stone gorge
Why are you booing me, I'm right
smh costco truly brings out the worst in people
onyx igloo
me in mwc listening to the cat lady yap to get some utterly shit parts
oh theres a guy cursing me out for asking if the parts work now
candid patio
Slappy has no consideration for others that's messed up
I'm not the one disregarding a sign!!!
How about that old fuck having consideration for people who need air in their tires???
onyx igloo
old shit
candid patio
Yeah!
thin wedge
smh costco truly brings out the worst in people
costco do be for the nagging boomers who paid off their house and car with a summer job and can retire soundly at 55
country club goers
hot grove
hot grove
Eat it
hot grove
candid patio
Not two days after I scolded my wife about the correct way to carry scissors do I turn a corner and almost have her shank me in the neck because she was carrying scissors wrong
Like less than 6 inches away from my neck... Pointy side up and open!!!
polar kernel
barren raven
I want one
viral echo
FUCK
neat moat
viral echo
WTF is that
neat moat
https://tenor.com/view/elote-elotes-mexican-street-corn-street-corn-food-gif-104...
Gormad elote @delicate cliff
vital marten
I can make golden flakes for cheap though
Give me a cheese grater and I’ll make us a meal out of this ring of mine
ancient meteor
Don't you dare ping me in this wretched place, you pusillanimous icthyoid
delicate cliff
Gormad elote <@553825372135882765>
I have no idea what this is supposed to mean
vital marten
Try reading it again after G45
neat moat
30 USD with golden flakes on it
this basically
harsh vault
go ghoti
half torrent
Animal amuser
vital marten
Get cheesed bozo
bold cobalt
only ghoti would harm cats
Im gonna you
harsh vault
pls dont
bold cobalt
Smooth heads let for more aerodynamics
bold cobalt
Did you get hit with mange
bold cobalt
Forgot about that
harsh vault
im trying to
bold cobalt
Go to the gym
harsh vault
i dont go to the gym
bold cobalt
Go then
harsh vault
no
bold cobalt
Wow
bold cobalt
Then do squats
harsh vault
i dont exercise
bold cobalt
Dont you want to look like me
harsh vault
no im okay
vital marten
im trying to
bold cobalt
I thought you were trying to stay awake
vital marten
Did that help
harsh vault
ur mean
harsh vault
i thought we were friendd
vital marten
https://youtube.com/shorts/mq5jEJYAlh4?si=UuRjNag5LELT5JGo
Amazing
vital marten
i thought we were friendd
harsh vault
say sorry
harsh vault
thank you
patent inlet
KITTY
viral echo
'feed me'
vital marten
i stole her braincells
Absorbed them right into the hand eh
viral echo
a cat
vital marten
Now you have enough energy for a psionic blast
vital marten
That green box is the model for ammo boxes in stalker which are breakable and sometimes give you ammo
My dumbass spent a few minutes smacking this box before I shot it and realized it’s not a real box.. IT’S A LIE
ancient meteor
yes, I love it when my wife beats me
onyx igloo
i dont think i have the mental capacity to do anything
i wanna do things but i just dont
strange
vital marten
Sounds like you’re a perfect fit for freedom stalker
onyx igloo
what
vital marten
cheeki breeki
worn linden
🦀
frail shadow
vital marten
I did sell something to a npc and then killed them for it so I could sell it again, so I can see that
spice arrow
yes, I love it when my wife beats me
With a what
ancient meteor
with -in an inch of my life
neat moat
I now understand why you are the bottom part of the pfp argon
twin bear
yeah this is what roblox is
tall glen
I dunno
penetration without consent I guess
also this is a 144hz tv, but this video card doesnt support that high a rate
twin bear
💀
viral echo
i had one of those
tall glen
I play mostly pz, I dont need much
viral echo
you can almost play PZ on a 5700G which is half the speed of the 580
oblique stream
Using buggy half ass baked videocard and cpu is actually good
viral echo
4k almost 60fps
oblique stream
Shitty software and driver support is not that bad
viral echo
on Linux it's fine
the rx580 has more performance on Linux compared to Windows
mainly because AMD stopped making drivers for it
bloatware begone
tall glen
now how to output audio over hdmi
viral echo
thats the easy part
tall glen
I literally have an actual sound card in this thing just give me better sound options, and none of it works
windows 10 hates giving you the ability to customize stuff
viral echo
I forgot what windows sound options look like
hasn't Micoslop made you update to W11?
don't you want AI and a Microslop account to use Notepad?
tall glen
its hillarious that audioblaster is still in business
soundblaster
its worse then the onboard sound driver
viral echo
why you have sound card?
tall glen
I was having issues with the onboard one
I wanted to spoof the signal and output over two at the same time
ie, my desktop speakers and my bt speaker
but windows hates this behavior
I cant even find the digital sound options
rain mango
shoots self with self shooter 6000
tall glen
same card, 2 different outputs
tall glen
my onboard couldnt do it
tall glen
so I put in the sounblaster, then I found out its a windows issue
windows 7 could do it, windows 10 cant
lol looking for a good price on a new video card
see a card for 144 I am like. damn this a steal
they meant 1440
twin bear
viral echo
windows 7 could do it, windows 10 cant
why?
tall glen
cause
viral echo
buying a video card in 2026... LOL
we have to be content with no major PC components for 2 years
unless you have more money than sense
oblique stream
microslop
viral echo
sloppy slop slop
onyx igloo
slopified
dire timber
buying a video card in 2026... LOL
mine has been in RMA for almost a month
viral echo
RIP
viral echo
what's red and stops you smiling?
viral echo
The store i bought it from is taking that long to test if it's broken or not
is it broken?
dire timber
I tested it on two computers and yes it's broken
I saw memory artifacting and it makes the computer blue screen
viral echo
RIP
oblique stream
I saw memory artifacting and it makes the computer blue screen
should have just asked for a refund on 1 month warranty
I was almost scammed like that thrice
dire timber
I bought it like 9 months ago :c
normal prism
Κανένας Έλληνας?
velvet pebble
buying a video card in 2026... LOL
Got a 5700xt for a great price in January, and my friend changed like 3 gpus in February lmfao
Can still find good deals. Takes a while, though
unreal bane
what's red and stops you smiling?
Me.
tall glen
well after all that hard work
I managed to lose sound on one of my speakers
I have shrimp ramen at least
brazen lantern
Egg
tall glen
ramen and a sparkle water
time for some boid
my issue with mass combat in this game, I really cant react fast enough
I wanna do a combat start in LV
BUT
I fear I wont have a good time
viral echo
i like to play the game of run away and hide and seek
candid patio
I'm so happy
I picked up my truck from my friend tonight
I haven't driven it in over a year
I missed my truck
I was really worried it wouldn't fit in the tiny ass garage at my apartment
But it fit fine!
short schooner
candid patio
First Gen Toyota Tacoma
unreal bane
I do smile at my hubby.
raw rock
What a lucky man
I wish people would smile at me more.
Unfortunately I work in the factory of suffering and misery.
tall glen
an hour of fiddling with the sound settings
and it was just a loose connection
I'mma eat a cookie as a reward
hot grove
twin bear
viral echo
I'mma eat a cookie as a reward
did you?
viral echo
RIP he ate a bad cookie
barren raven
RIP he ate a bad cookie
I could go for a cookie right about meow
A good cookie, mind
half kettle
I had such a nice dream tonight :)
stiff salmon
Sweet biscuits, I look so cool.
half kettle
I hope u have nice dreams too
barren raven
I had such a nice dream tonight :)
That is nice
stiff salmon
That's nice to hear, hope more will come to you comrade
barren raven
Nice dreams are nice
stiff salmon
I had a dream I was friends with Josh Sawyer, director of FNV and that I introduced him to magic the gathering.
I hope I'll tap into the neurological wires and do that again
barren raven
I haven't had a dream in a few days
half kettle
I played a nostalgic game before my sleep so that probably influenced it
I also laughed a lot during the day
toxic hawk
Nice
half kettle
hi dragon
twin bear
pale berry
oak gazelle
someone was asking for help optimizing their desktop pc system to hit 60 fps in minecraft as they were looking to sell the machine. not out of the ordinary, but then they said they know it can run the game at those settings and they just need to make it work that way so they can sell it to recoup their costs. also not out of the ordinary. but they were like I bought this for $500 so I want $500 back for it.... how to people not understand computers depreciate in value like anything else
young kelp
gotta tell them its 500
but you bought it for 700
so its a sweeter looking deal for the buyer
oak gazelle
had to break down why their i7 4790 and rx 580 4gb with 8gb ddr3 is simply not going to run minecraft that well in 2026 without lots of settings tweaks and performace mods, and max at 1080p at that. they still want to sell it at 500, the individual parts are worth much, much less than they think lol
if it somehow has a decent ssd and/or hdd in it that's not gone bad by now it's still only worth about $250
but as listed it's definitely not worth $200
I love the rx 5xx cards, shit I'm still running a rx 580 8gb in my home server but that card is living its best retirement