#general_chat
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Put a humble bullet ant in their underwear
Theres one i know that explode
Their only goal is to be killed to explode
I'm pretty sure that the explosiveness is a last resort
Everything is a last resort
they should just recruit more explosive ants and send them to rival nest
But im pretty sure they do it because theyre highly acidic and can badly damage anything that attacks them
So a giant acid bomb
Yes
And this acid gets released when hostile ants pull them apart
Can I recommend a good video from an even better YTube channel
The limbs act as the pin
I get all my ant knowledge from watching nat geo while high
Aw, I can post links here
Ant history and biology 101
Sigh, nevermind
I remember watching their orchid mantis videos
1 more hour
Why not?
The giant horse co
Coward
double it and give it to the next person
There was flirting?
Perhaps
Real flirting would be like "if we were in a human centipede you'll be on the front and ill be behind you" or something like that
Idk, let me take you to dinner and show you how real I can be
:3
See, You get it
Dinner first
Take notes people!
thats my chat up line
Genuine question
Deez nuts come first
Are Your other questions not genuine?
Looking at comics in the comic book store?
put them in yo mouth
If a woman thinks she could take my nuts first before dinner
-25 points
she's insane.
women look at me funny
Nuh uh
Aw man, You reminded me of the time I went to the comics section at a bookstore and all the cover art was so amazing
I should've snapped a picture
What if shes a goth mommy 
We can travel and take hundreds more, its ok.
Funny in a way a king looks at a jester or funny like their eyes say 'that one smells funny'
Let's grab a coffee sometime
Alright, but I'm paying.
true
Get alot of baby oil because youre gonna get pegged

People always call me Jesus Christ when I enter a room, I don't know why.
A true gentleman
whats baby oil
they make oil out of babies now?
Is baby oil made from babies?
Sigh, they beat me to it
I see the rimworld in your steam, it's ok. I think the autism is cute.
why do babies have oil
kil
If theres snake oil i dont see why they cant make baby oil
oil belongs to the us government
Real footage of me in the middle east once...
Say goodbye to our dinner date
Snake oil is for snake gfs

New Mombasa indeed
snake gf 🤤
with that logic im not using baby oil

What level is this
adult oil then

medicated
AC7?
How are You viewing my wishlist
I'm not.
Yea, true but I wasn't.
Unless your profile is hidden
It was a shot in the dark.
Get the steam special forces on this guy he hacked your account
I don't have it linked to my profile though
Out of every game out there. . .
slop slop my favorite
You guessed the one that's in my wishlist o_O
general chat slop my favorite
you twink.
What about it?
twinklybiyaatch
So is that a yes to that dinner date?
Undecided
AC7, the plane game?
I sense disturbing DMs between these two in the near future
Nuh uh
Fine. You asked for it
I will go the Schlaat route or whatever his name is and get fat
i like femtanyl
Something alone the line of
Bladezstorm: whos my kitten
Solitare: i am :3
You're just being mean to me now
As if I'm that Repulsive 😭
didn’t call them wrong tho
I am the fates
then the world is doomed
solitaire is so cute
youd be in the middle
Mean AND wrong
we love solitaire
how about DN
our favorite twinklybitch
too late
Whats up frog man
oh no @stone meadow is here
i wanna go home thats whats up
I return once again for a limited time event
oh dear god fatski is stinking up general
Peter the Frogski is here
get your Bladez Interaction hours here.
A person's true color is revealed once the light that shone through the eyes of others disappear and delved between only the light shared by two
i think this chat needs to be renamed to indie store chat
I'm going to brush my teeth
frogski_stinks_chat
Farewell
Bye Bye
solo or coop
ranked 1v1
True
i need to watch human centipede again
Competitive shitting
@barren raven @raw rock have fun sharing toothbrushes
no you dont
move forwards or backwards
fym again
Schrodingers Personality Type
Nasty
what did you read it as!
Gross....
i thought bro said tasty for a second
I sense your search history
THIS PAGE NEEDS A HERO
Go away stinky
I’m learning so much about everyone today
what did you learn
i hate the world rn im gonna ban anyone who looks at me funny
Im dyslexic
can you score a 10/10 on a test
Oh thank heavens...
no one grades tests out of 10
yeah.. that stopped back in kindergarten
a sad day!
im ur average white girl with a lil bit of swag
swag = secretly we are gay
yeah you're sharpgolden
So a not aversge white girl?
“In consiliis nostris, Tatum nostrum est.”
I'm your average white girl if you take the girl and make it a man
Uncommon white girl
dumb headed dumb dumb
Mint, pelase hurry up and become a veteran
fat bald fat fat fatty fat fat
i hate having to come here
Rare white girl
by choice or by opportunity
what did general do to you
One might even say....promiscuous girl?
The doctor accidentally banged my head on the metal tray while testing my reflexes or so im told
a little while longer
You cannot escape
i miss my kitty
were in veterans chat too
i wish she didn't die :(
BUH BUHHH PROMISCUOUS GIRLLLL WHEREVER YOU AREEE IM ALL ALONE AND ITS YOU THAT I WANT
like two of you at max
do i get an orange kitten next
should’ve zigged when you zagged
get a black one
name the cat baconator
This is just a cesspit of old folk and degenerates
Get one of these
thats a weird dog
Weird looking horse...
cause thats a cat
Its actually a gerbil
soup belly
what the fuck is this shit
Frog?
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ugly
You good big dawg?
-25 points
pin this
yo frogski face reveal
thats how i feel rn
Disintegrated by water 99% bacteria
Man I miss Solitare already
send them audio clips of you doing planks til failure
dangerous low hopium levels
get a room already christ almighty
you need fent
That's a good idea
become a fentbender
AIIIRRRRBAAAAALLL
copium*
They'd be like 33 minutes long but.
he dont want you!
@barren raven your pimp is looking for you
I just miss talking to them you clowns.
Its not like I like them or anything, they are just more interesting than you guys.
I literally just came back
hey this guy bothering you.
Get your money up and not your fanny down
yes
face reveal
want me to kick his ass. heh.
No
twinklybitch. heh.
I think you might be on drugs.
I understand nothing
Can i get in on this action
👿
Can we get this person piss tested
yes ayumi
Can we get a UA in here?
be my friend
Fuck
my piss is pink white and cyan
she
thanks Buddy
Whats a sheass
:3
so called free thinkers when :3
the feminine urge to :3 when another :3s
Do You kiss Your mother with that lousy mouth?
pronouns are shit/ing
She/her is mathematically incorrect
Everypony Should calm Down
it should be s/r
No, but I could kiss you with it if you asked nicely enough
:3
GET A ROOM
My prophecy is becoming true
I Eat Rats
edaters 💔
Must i flay you
I'm blocking everypony
damn bruh what did i do
you shit your mother with that ass
🥀
I mean it got me helldiver 2, dayz, rust, minecraft for free
You mother your ass with that shit
what was the cost mentally
Being friends with me is so strange because I buy everyone everything....
I've bought like...12 copies of PZ for people...
I need $30,000
Sure :D
Nothing 
Im not easy to be attached
In other news, I need to call my internet providers and tell them that I'm resigning my offer since I'm moving
Your moving in already?
merp
When are you two expecting
free loot ig
merp
merpmerpmerpmerpmerp merpmerpmerpmerp
It only gets annoying if im chased after slowly disappearing
why slowly disappear when you could be direct and leave
Snake eyes mr chud
dr house always wins
You must let it simmer down as not to leave embers that may grow to burn your house
can we bet on the house winning?
more mouse bites
thats a cowards way out
I don't have ex's because I just kill them when they try to leave.
i like mice
what about Mr house
And it has worked very well for me considering ive gotten 2000$ out of it
blows bubbles in your general direction
rats are snake food
am snaik
calls you a chud
chudster
I've ate snake before, it isn't too bad
Tastes fishy for me
i too am in this chat
i think the best meat ive had is rabbit's
Fun fact eating only rabbits lead to starvation
is so good
why is it on most tins of food it has the picture of the animal in the tin on it, but on cat food it has a picture of a cat on it?
yommers
Same goes for moose
cats are very self centred
i remember this screenshot i took in gmod
russian-chinese joint invasion of the US 04/13/2011
they need to see themselves
I remember a gmod photo I took of the sun
fuckass meowmeow😭😭
can you change it to now please i wanna just wanna become a shadow
nah that shit goes mew
fuckass merpmerp
a bub of mine likes that game
It regularly attacks everything on sight including itself
dumb idot
fuckass mewmew
Tbh these are just old pics
does it win
I'm hungry
Hes grown to be fat and has gotten a new owner
It attacks its own mother
i had one but it just left on its own recently
Looks at the ferocity
have you considered a rotisserie chicken
but is it successful
my cat gif
Perchance
noted
fat fuck
i love editing
this cat died :(
*fluffy fuck
i miss kittt
OBESE
Nowadays this is my pet, the 8 inch tokay gecko that somehow manages to elude me as how it gets into my room from the roof everynight
hes just there for security
say whatever you want ye monoshitter,that cat isnt FAT
is this a meal
robust,....?
Fuck is sausage with fries
honk
what do you think it includes
yes
forgot to mention you start as an alcoholic in this game
Can someone roll a d6 whether i should go to sleep or not
i dont have a dee six
sending this to a bunny enjoyer i know
Count stars and tell me how many
So?
Roll again
Nope
I don't wanna sleep
why it so minecraft😂 🎉
goto sleep
Tough luck chucklenuts
go the fuuuark to bed
huh
Whore
I think the dice gods are saying something
That 6 actually means i dont need to sleep and its actually 1 that makes me go to sleep?
DON'T EVEN TRIP DAWG!
6 means pass out immediately
6 means get put into a chokehold
6 means treat yourself to 7 Red Bulls
but what if I miss the step
Guillotine
aw man
death grip,,,,s,,,,
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
GUILLOTINE
why are trans girls so ANNOYING
Saying the loud part out loud are we?
killing you with a rock right now
why is late 90s christine trying to kill me
idk why are you annoying gurt
im gonna post my cat again
Met some trans folk in the faculty of literature
None in medecine
never heard of this funky medecine
why everyone wiggling they shit
https://youtu.be/stEH5MVnc-M ANOTHER CAR TO LAUNCH MYSELF OVER A HILL IN
The next step in the Early Access Program for Assetto Corsa Rally is here!
Release 0.3 for Assetto Corsa Rally is OUT NOW!
We’re incredibly excited to be the first Rally title to introduce a fully laser scanned Monte-Carlo Rally brought to the sim world with uncompromising accuracy.
NEW STAGES
Col de Turini – 18 km
The Col de Turini is a l...
Wiggle Thursday
its either wiggle or be wiggled
areyousure
19 inches
pemmican
flaccid
i made another one
cool cat
Ban incoming frfr
gurt rlly do be hating they/herself
flip the she/her to her/she because chocolate bar
i hate your taste in chocolate
@waxen ingot its really awesome , i just quest for house items n stuff now
can’t watch the vid yet
yah its fine, no rush
dripped out
Deadass I miss wow sometimes, but also fuck a subscription
man, i thought that too but after playing everquest 2 and them turning f2p and bunch of other dumb shit, i dont really mind it
pupper be paying for one since the stone ages
probably has the 25 year cape to prove it
i dont like hersheys
its just the only chocolate i can spell in gendered words
I’m saving up my money ☝️🤓 for the most part
im personally more a ghirardelli person
no lol, i didnt get into wow until a year or two ago everquest 2 though yah i played that from 2005 to 2014 but it just has been ass ever since free to pay
If I get into a better spot financially maybe I’ll get wow
yall had the ghirardelli caramel dark chocolate?
i wish you the bestest of lucks
thanks yous
starting next month I’m going to work on one of my life goals
i prefer caramel sauce
no seatbelt
indeed no seatbelt
optinal addon
they forgot that feature in the car
btw how do you fuck up that bad
its not my video i just thought it was funny
Does it know
stuart lil ahhh cat
Why is he so stance
Noita is simply one of the greatest games around
great game but cbt
I often think of scenarios where I get gravely wounded and die
its my favorite pass time!
I had a dream about trying to find a public toilet in a park
Hello, why is that I'm playing game with added truck (trunk 600+) I reload save and trunk is capped again 130...this happend to me first time ,solid frustrating. New patch. Rerolling patch back would help?
if you ever have a dream like that it's a trap
b42 is rather unstable
gordon freeman doesnt need to hear that
!?!?!
yikes..
Rizz is locked and loaded Dr. Freeman
dont send that stuff
oh my
GAAA
OOOH
STOP IT
you should hear the brazillian dub of that scene
IMMEDIATELY
or was it spanish
hi
hello
dangit man, follow your bio
you're not in my dms
GORDON
dangit he already passed me
https://www.ign.com/articles/new-york-attorney-general-sues-valve-alleging-its-loot-boxes-illegally-promote-gambling valve is in trouble in New York
Deserved
they are suing valve to protect the children
should sued epic instead of steam
:)
Epic doesn't have its huge source of income from gambling
how many times has valve been sued this year
Epic loses too much money
And surprisingly casinos do not flock to fortnite
and how many times has valve always stood the test of time (and being sued)
somehow its only valve games that are like honey to huge casinos
and valve does nothing
but the crates from games like TF2 and CS are rated M for mature audiences
i mean i feel like if you tried stopping gambling on steam it'd be like a streisand effect
you know it will end up valve winning money
oh hey i havent seen you here in a while
CPU< my goat
whats a streisand effect 🙉
Be real, a lot of kids gamble purely because of counter strike and how readily available it is
EA should be sued for its illlegal gambling involving the loot boxes.
essentially people try to delete something and it gets a million times worse
ooh
gambling age in USA is 21+
thats more on the parents than Steam
FREEDOM RAHH 🦅
Valve is a multi million dollar company, they can just shut the valve on gambling in their games and their platform
🎰
They wont
people get big mad
if New York does win there could be region locking on loot boxes.
Cause cash money
GTA online has a casino and people can spend their shark card money.
millions must ungamble
And its not available in multiple regions
wont that just be bypassed with VPNs
I feel like the people living in new york are rich enough to tank it
Which is fine because gta online is garbage
All Rockstar would have to do is to remove shark cards for everybody's enjoyment
but they wont
irl is a gamble always
cause money
can we sue who ever made irl
No they're too rich to be sued
fkin lobbyists
made new friend
And you'll kindly dissappear

dangit
its one xp per minute
should get mod fr
maybe if you ping him he'll give you this time
@stone meadow mod
!ban @polar kernel
You are not allowed to execute this command.
its fine someone else will do it
!mute @half kettle 10h
You are not allowed to execute this command.
!kick @half kettle
You are not allowed to execute this command.
For once I do find the reason to be valid, but yet again rather than being born out of genuine concern, the people behind this lawsuit want a quick buck and a PR boost in their otherwise no-name law careers
Valve is pretty evil for giving thousands of people gambling addictions, including children
I do t have a gambling issue and it’s rude for you to assume such
i love gambling
You're a child, who cares what You think!
Peep the knife though
@vague thicket
Valve is a company
Someone’s never pulled a gold before 
And the only good company is a heavily restricted and cut down one
if not a dissolved one
Even if they aren't open for sale
Isn't Steam the company and Valve the studio
TITAN HOLO
Because Steam, I think that stuff is amazing, no hot takes there
steam is the product
TITAN HOLO TITAN HOLO TITAN HOLO
But Valve is pretty evil all things considered
Gotcha
I feel like Valve has gotten away with too many things because they made good games and product, which overshadowed their faults
VAS
Because people dickride them
A-yup
I love when pixels are worth money
bro is the target audience
Nfts
TF2 players have Stockholm syndrome with how Valve treats them and yet they're good little doggies for Papa Gabe

If it didn’t work, I would’ve stopped
How much for these pixels
$1,600
true
I dont really like Zesty as a person but hes right
I turned it into tuition
Same here
@vague thicket is this good
@grok
He did a whole deep-dive into how much money TF2 makes still
Thrash the connoisseur lmao
computah make these pixels worth nothing
Hes a bastard and a twat but he makes good points
A-yup
that people dismiss because of the first factor
I'd like him more if he removed the anime girls from his videos
thrash watch this sick frag
Id like him more if he wasn't a twat
He often says in his videos that he wishes for people with reputations better than him to see what he's saying lol
kobold?
anime girls neccesary to bring in gen z audience pls understand saar
As an artist i dont care about big tittied drawn women on the screen
Yip
NO
very good :3
GAAAAAAAAHDAYUM
You get a .25 tip
It’s just a better awp
This is not what I ordered thumbs down frowny face
Yiip :3
scout is the best sniper
Website does it for me 
too much for zblock,,,
This is the most editing you’ll get out of me
better plot twist
no corny music
Correct
wait
Waiting
Wha
BRO THE BOMB IS IN THE BOMB SIT-
Average 10k elo moment
let take a look indeed
True view stinky
gaming
Chew on the cable
Hi back chat, I'm dad
F
anta
in my system
Another day of going in early to work
It would he fine if they just scheduled me at this time
fuck
this happened to me lol
ignore why it's so cropped i didn't have shoes on
don't want you weirdos seeing my feet
👹
project zomboid made you learn how to hotwire by the way
i know connect two wire and then car start
unfortunately project zomboid is set in the 1990s and card back then were easily hotwired
less able to be hotwired today
we got ai on our side
yah that’s a good ass pull
Must be nice
You deserve to be banned right now
For not streaming u opening these
Mods..
did u pull
soft hands brother soft hands
what do yours look like pal
Scales
I can give you multiple splinters pal
Actually like sandpaper
dont try me
if you don't work an extra long shift at the long shift factory then you don't got a real job
Gurt got those 40 grit hands
wooden prosthetic hands
kinda reminds me of the only cure
Fish go glub glub glub
lol
Fac new inheritance money 
bro i hate you
my best pull was mw black lam huntsman

We love and support blam huntsman around here
NOT WHEN UR FIRST GOLD IS A NET NEGATIVE
i trade out knives often bc i get bored fast af
stiletto is so goated
idk why ppl hate it
i regret selling my m3 m9 for the blue steel butterfly
and i cant sell my nocts i lvoe them sm
I regret selling my case hardened ak 
I didn’t know better
was it tiered
i opened a lot of cases then decided to buy all my shit
pre crash btw :3
lost a lot but at least my gloves r back to what i paid
I am glad knives and gloves are pretty close to where they were tho
whats ur new knife now
marble fade
Been thinking about black pearl navaja because funny
first time getting put under anesthesia said some wild stuff when I woke up
told the doctor I felt field tested 🗣️
Segs
asked the doctor if she had a daughter i could date or something 💔
shits probably cheap af now
Very affordable
i miss my m9 man
first thing I did was cough and the second thing I did was say that lmao
hardly remember it
can anyone buy me project zomboid
I miss my 4 mw and fn starlights 
get a job or something
But I tell myself it was an unpredictable crash
</3
Even though the market graph shows insane insiding
nah fr
McDonalds is hiring bro
sell and buy me project zomboid

LMAO
Shoutout mans for trying
On my trade locked account and now it’s actually worth like 30-50
🪱

you did
we should normalize feet
true
girls nowadays wearing shoeboxes all the time so weirdos cant see them
when is your egg going to crack btw
walking is such a normal thing idk why people think it's weird
no longer have xray or vanilla m9 but
My ears feel weird
my best ace :p
i know everyone else floats all the time but cmon man
Like inside... They feel... Slightly wet?
careful, somone might say to walk on them if its so normal
I feel really confident I can pull up dozens of articles advising against this
hydro peroxide pulls out any water
i would let the shower water go directly in my ears
never again
i would always wonder why my ears hurt so much
swimmers ear 4 life
Oh yeah that's a ticket to ear infection town



