#general_chat

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zenith seal
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Idk if that’s good or not

hidden spruce
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reminds of zombie shooter 2 vibes

quasi slate
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Allumeria is a voxel sandbox game. Explore, fight and build to shape the land to your will.

Conquer bosses and collect valuable loot to improve your character. Explore winding cave systems with secrets and structures to discover. Build a base to defend yourself at night. Allumeria strives to harness the full potential of what a voxel sandbox…

hidden spruce
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this gonna ofc unlock "ULTRA-PERFORMANCE"

twin bear
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but then itll also have moments like this when it spawns none

hidden spruce
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I recommend the post-proccss mod and this

bold cobalt
hidden spruce
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you gonna get max fps

quasi slate
hidden spruce
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Do i hear a wipe ?

twin bear
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but only because we cheesed the spawns

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10:30 i think

hidden spruce
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I own l4d2 btw

quasi slate
twin bear
hidden spruce
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:3 i play expert realism

twin bear
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does it spam tanks non stop on realism

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id prefer to play that if it didnt

hidden spruce
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Like how much tanks spawn

twin bear
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in survival it spawns like 3 every few seconds

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😭

hidden spruce
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THIS SERVER MUST BE MODDED

twin bear
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can have three of every special

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nah offical servers

hidden spruce
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bro

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I never faced a single 3 tanks

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only 2

twin bear
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in that clip theres three tanks three jockeys and three smokers

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kind of insane

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wait only two jockeys iirc

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but in survival its 99% getting attacked by hunters and smokers from across the map

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fun asf tho

hidden spruce
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special infected can be spamed that much tho

twin bear
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we would kill the pullers and more would spawn feet away

hidden spruce
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man i solo the game

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but well it's overwalming if not planned

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teammates gonna need to be coop together

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since survival is abit funny

twin bear
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survival is chaos

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but good chaos

hidden spruce
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it's all chaos until AXE

twin bear
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i normally just go m60 for specials and then chainsaw for specials💀

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i kind of only attack those if i can help it

oblique stream
brazen lantern
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James Hoffman did a video on a custom moka pot and the guy that made it put a little toy fish in the pot lol

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James does his hair like lynch

idle raven
hidden spruce
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lmao

icy vigil
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no problem at all

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keep begging, it helps maintain my power fantasy

icy vigil
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i just saw a tail-less rat

idle raven
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??!!?!?!?!!??!?!?

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What the phonkity phonk?

icy vigil
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ofc

idle raven
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Thats basically a hamster

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Or Guinea pig

icy vigil
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i will do it again

idle raven
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It was probably a transpecies rat

icy vigil
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for all generations to come

icy vigil
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ear privileges will also be removed

idle raven
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In rage

bold cobalt
icy vigil
bold cobalt
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he will no longer be a full blooded rat..

rain mango
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well, she passed todah

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my cat died :(

bold cobalt
radiant lake
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m. meatgrinder chat

thin wedge
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no foxtrot

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straight into the meat grinder

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look like this is the anti vegan chat

fickle lava
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If i were to put you in a meat grinder

lilac quarry
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Bill would break it

quasi slate
barren raven
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Salvtations, e'erypony

thin wedge
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nice to meat ya

young kelp
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chat, make 4 gigalocusts
or 1 Teramantis

frosty tulip
barren raven
frosty tulip
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The robots will overthrow us smh

karmic jetty
frosty tulip
sacred schooner
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heard there's meat here

barren raven
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Shoe me the resvlts don't ya?

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Show

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Vgh, I'm an #epicfail

young kelp
karmic jetty
mellow birch
sacred schooner
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a reddit mod has appeared

young kelp
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Yea seems like it, no idea if the boss hatches as an adult or grows fast, but the other insects/hive do take like 12 days to reach adulthood

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And is infinite, boss needs to be incubated again if it ever dies

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Said incubation takes a while too

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And needs a live host

karmic jetty
sacred schooner
vital marten
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Lotta wall space

karmic jetty
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wait

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may rrelease

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holy moly

young kelp
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there's this guy too, tho i don't think you can hatch one

lilac quarry
karmic jetty
lilac quarry
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why is it my name

karmic jetty
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i dunno

lilac quarry
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tell me

barren raven
karmic jetty
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its been like that forever

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why are YOU leon

lilac quarry
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I've been leon longer than you've been alive

harsh vault
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hai chat

rain mango
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first run got to like 4 AM

barren raven
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Hello Floofie!

harsh vault
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hai

glass wigeon
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I have to do driving lesson

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: (

quasi slate
bold cobalt
barren raven
quasi slate
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Ermm

strange spruce
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barren raven
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#Provemewrong

rain mango
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

onyx igloo
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with their face gone

twin bear
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was wondering how long thatd take

quasi slate
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Terraria empress of light anime when

rain mango
onyx igloo
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the voices dont sound irritating like most anime does

twin bear
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but not fuckin anime

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yeah the voices suck

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at least in terms of style not quality its personal preference ofc

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that trailer shows some pretty high qulity animation and voice acting

onyx igloo
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i dont get why people like anime with such high pitched voices

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it really annoys me trying to get into anime and hearing those goddamn voices

oblique stream
stone meadow
quasi slate
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waiter waiter more squeaks please

strange spruce
tall glen
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good news frog

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I got in and out of the eye doc in like 20 minutes

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I GET TO GO BACK TO BED NOW

stone meadow
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nice

strange spruce
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vtubers also fall under that umbrella

stone meadow
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i get it, its basically like watching a letsplay, youre there for the personality

tall glen
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bad news frogski

stone meadow
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i dont watch streamers tho

tall glen
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I stopped and got cofffee

onyx igloo
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high pitched anime voices are genuine ragebait

stone meadow
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i only watched like two streams and both were jermas

onyx igloo
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ive only watched some charborg stream clips

strange spruce
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i only watched the uhhh cs proplay lmfao

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cause my bro wanted to watch it with me

tall glen
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I am watching a stream right now

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its the guy playing the desert pz mod

strange spruce
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like youll have a guy basically watch a yt video eating whatever tf for the entire video not saying anything

stone meadow
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i dont really get it either but its personality

quasi slate
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you know ur getting old when you realise you can use your earbuds through the usb-c port on your phone instead of headphone jack

oblique stream
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Do you think Asmongold got so popular because of his personality

jovial briar
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didnt you even watch mandela catalogue

oblique stream
bold cobalt
half kettle
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why does he look like linus

iron cradle
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lol funny dog

stone meadow
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tells loser teens what they wanna hear

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so yeah it is his personality

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it being a terrible one terrible people relate to

thin wedge
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true

rain mango
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cat being buried

harsh vault
stone meadow
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cant speak about it without breaking rules so i wont

harsh vault
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what kinda advice is that

hot grove
hot grove
sacred schooner
hot grove
sacred schooner
thin wedge
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this bear has an unfortunate curse of being stuck in a time loop

neat moat
thin wedge
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must be the camera guy whose behind all this

neat moat
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Knowing this is unbearable

radiant lake
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like i get some people just Sound Like That but holy fucking shit

brittle pewter
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What the hell is a vtuber

quasi slate
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a vtuber talking about vtubers

radiant lake
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tried supporting someone who had a really cool model/design but he was way too grating and high energy i couldnt do it 💀 there was also the fact that as a like 24 year old i was on average 7 years older than most people in his server????

quasi slate
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I miss Pikamee... I miss her kettle laugh...

radiant lake
radiant lake
brittle pewter
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Horrible

radiant lake
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im not a vtuber fan 💀

thin wedge
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one day we will develop that language virus that get rid of vtuber

radiant lake
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i really am not lmao

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average vtuber is an embarrassing chud ngl

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and holy shit i hate corpos

quasi slate
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loser girl alcoholic smoker vtuber when

radiant lake
quasi slate
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naw i only watch pikat for them art guides that i then forget

radiant lake
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LMAO

thin wedge
brittle pewter
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Choom-coded

radiant lake
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idk i just remember some bozo misogynist who like, basically drew pikat's sona in some trying to make fun of women post

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and a lot of ppl went "hm" at it, rightfully so 💀

radiant lake
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LMAO found it 💀 literally jsut pikat but with big tits like damn dude has beef

quasi slate
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hmm resembles pikat

strange spruce
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this is like one of those imaginary gf posts

radiant lake
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LMAOOO

radiant lake
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the "no bf" part is nuts cuz most women like this are not into men drunk

strange spruce
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also holy hell her legs are so tiny compared to the rest of the body or is it just me

quasi slate
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perspective

radiant lake
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LOL. yeah 🤷

quasi slate
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though its poorly done

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better than me tho so i cant judge

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🤤

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perspective is really difficult to pull off

radiant lake
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i hate htat emoji

strange spruce
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theyre short bro its straight up some dwarf tier legs

thin wedge
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nah

toxic hawk
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She need more meat on her bones

quasi slate
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make her fatter

thin wedge
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when more chubby chibi from moop

radiant lake
thin wedge
fair bay
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@grok, what is this image

radiant lake
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IF SHE HAS THIGHS THAT BIG GIVE HER A TUMMY DAMN IT

quasi slate
thin wedge
toxic hawk
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Normalize having a bmi above 10

radiant lake
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real

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ive started blocking artists who draw proportions like this. is it petty? yeah. but i am Tired

quasi slate
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erm grok make her an alcoholic!

radiant lake
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bold of you to assume i actually use that shithole

thin wedge
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#sfw

frail shadow
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those starving kids have got nothing on your problems

radiant lake
quasi slate
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small waist big thighs

toxic hawk
radiant lake
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pear shape is ok if the char actually has room for their organs

quasi slate
radiant lake
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most of these artists just make the torso so tiny there cant even realistically be a ribcage

toxic hawk
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hear that moop

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we need room i nthe abdomen for the organs

quasi slate
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got that skirby torso fr

toxic hawk
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You know, Intestines, stomach, pancreas

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we need those

strange spruce
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for whatever reason

quasi slate
radiant lake
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PIXAR MOM BUIDL HAHDFHDFHG

quasi slate
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all organs stored in the legs

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thats why tehy so big

radiant lake
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NOOWHDHHFDFH

toxic hawk
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What's in the abdomen then

quasi slate
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LOL

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yes

radiant lake
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thas not an answer

quasi slate
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one long bone that holds head

strange spruce
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its just empty space

toxic hawk
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Pancreatitis is just someone holding their leg like a cramp

glass wigeon
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got home a bit ago from my driving lesson

fast lava
# toxic hawk

WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT?

Liver

VERSUS

67 liters of Kentucky bourbon

glass wigeon
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also booked my road test

radiant lake
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bourbon

lilac quarry
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burb

radiant lake
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y
you have to. book? ur driving test? huh?

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wha

glass wigeon
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book as in schedule

lilac quarry
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is that not normal where you're from

glass wigeon
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im 23 and still onyl have my g1

radiant lake
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i just showed up iirc????? i.

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idk actually

glass wigeon
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cause im scared of driving

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but if i pass road test id go to g2

radiant lake
lilac quarry
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g1 was the most annoying

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g2 is easy, but if you're nervous just tell the instructor that and they're usually pretty chill

radiant lake
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....whats g1 😅

glass wigeon
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first level of car license

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cant drive on major highways

radiant lake
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huh

glass wigeon
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and must have expreienced driver in car

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and no othe rpassengers

radiant lake
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so like learners permit

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i see

lilac quarry
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we have a tiered license system in canada

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3 levels

glass wigeon
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g1 g2 g

radiant lake
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inchresting

lilac quarry
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I'm trying to get my M this year

glass wigeon
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i need to get new glasses before my road test

radiant lake
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not like i'll realistically be able to drive again tho tired

glass wigeon
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my head hurts from

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prescription being wrong

hot grove
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Burrito had an unlicensed firearm in his car at the age of 18

lilac quarry
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yeah I have to get my prescription updated

radiant lake
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legally anyway. drunk

lilac quarry
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can't see shit

quasi slate
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this city needs more project zomboids

glass wigeon
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was playing mount and blade bannerlord before leaving to drive on lesson

barren raven
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My brother keeps makin' fvn o' me fo'n't'vein' a driver's licesne e'en thovgh I don't've a license becavse o' him hungover

stone meadow
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i think the driving tests are booked up in my area for a year

hot grove
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Someone buy me this, for the one time spiffo

stone meadow
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holdover from covid times

radiant lake
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yeah i guess it's probably a post covid thing

glass wigeon
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man im so confused

radiant lake
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i wouldnt know, got my license before that shit hit

glass wigeon
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i dont wear my glasses often yeah

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cause i didnt need them much until recently

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but i just took them off now

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and when i blink its like my eyes adjust slowlu

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when i put them back on its normal

barren raven
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Well, dvh

lilac quarry
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yeah you probably just need them lol

thin wedge
radiant lake
barren raven
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They're glasses!

glass wigeon
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yeah i know i need them now

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i got these glasses around 2020

thin wedge
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the so called man of culture lok

lilac quarry
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when I was new at work and didn't have benefits, I couldn't even read the road signs ahead of me so I had to use the mapping software in the ambulance lol

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it was bad

glass wigeon
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back then my eyes were basically ok

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so prescription not that big

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fast forward 5-6 years

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eyes getting worse

radiant lake
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i suck at reading road signs when driving

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its like the one thing i have problems with vision wise

glass wigeon
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i couldnt tell what light on street light was on

radiant lake
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why the fuck did they pick white on that shitty fucking green

candid tide
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kiel pull a deez nuts on them rn

glass wigeon
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gonna play bannerlord

stone meadow
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at least if you hit someone, the ambulance is ready to take em straight to the hospital

barren raven
radiant lake
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theres no fuckign way thats BEST CONTRAST

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shit blurs together until im right in front of the damn signs

barren raven
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Maybe that's becavse o' poor eyesight

polar kernel
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FELLAS DONT DRINK THAT COFFEE

barren raven
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Do Y'reckon that they accovnted fo' blind mice to drive cars?

radiant lake
oblique stream
glass wigeon
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u share 2 friend with me

barren raven
hot grove
polar kernel
glass wigeon
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a fish

barren raven
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I'd look it vp, bvt I'm disassemblin' legos right meow

radiant lake
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idk its def possible ive needed a weak prescription this whole time

glass wigeon
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@neat moat

radiant lake
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but not sure

glass wigeon
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i aint drinking no fish coffee

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i hat this fish mf

stone meadow
radiant lake
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oh. i forgot to ask the doctor about checking my eyes. lmao

glass wigeon
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he will be eliminated

stone meadow
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i wear contacts

oblique stream
thin wedge
glass wigeon
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finally

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i am back

radiant lake
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i forgot abouyt everything except #MyHeadLump

glass wigeon
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thoughts on my drip

neat moat
glass wigeon
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grrrrr

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damn fish

neat moat
glass wigeon
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bannerlord

radiant lake
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hi

oblique stream
glass wigeon
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mount and blade bannerlord

barren raven
stone meadow
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i got astigmatism

neat moat
stone meadow
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it just makes my eyesight worse

radiant lake
glass wigeon
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time to hutn down some brigands

neat moat
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hrt probes

hot grove
oblique stream
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so doesn't affect me all that much

polar kernel
stone meadow
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i got -1.5 and -2.0

oblique stream
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thats just l

barren raven
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Iirc I got -2.0 in my left 'n' -2.5 in my right pz_thinking

glass wigeon
stone meadow
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I dont absolutely need glasses to see

glass wigeon
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wathc im gonna obliterate this fellow

stone meadow
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but it definitely helps

stone meadow
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Cant make out faces past like 3 meters

neat moat
# glass wigeon thoughts on my drip

erm why is your character a female. You know it isnt historically accurate for a female to lead a war band. Eur breaking my immersion 🤓 ☝️

barren raven
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I got glasses so save on money becavse contacts cos like, $20 bimonthly

glass wigeon
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because ur female

oblique stream
glass wigeon
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idk if bannerlord does that

oblique stream
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Contacts are not cheap

glass wigeon
radiant lake
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i probably just have visual snow syndrome fucking my eyesight up tbh and theres no known way to help w that so 💀

stone meadow
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i got contacts cause i dont like how glasses look on me and vision is better through contacts anyway

stone meadow
thin wedge
barren raven
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'Tis's trve, bvt money

thin wedge
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atleast for west coast mofos

oblique stream
neat moat
stone meadow
radiant lake
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laser correction doesnt help everyone

hot grove
stone meadow
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and the surgery isnt cheap either

radiant lake
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afaik

glass wigeon
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damn these guys got obliterated

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didnt even last a minute

neat moat
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ok yodab

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no need to brag

stone meadow
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yodab

glass wigeon
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im just goated

glass wigeon
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totally wasnt a one sided fight for sure

thin wedge
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yo gaba gaba

glass wigeon
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fuly armoured veterans soldiers

neat moat
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yadabadaba

barren raven
glass wigeon
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vs some mfs with tunics and rocks

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lmao

glass wigeon
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more looters to be felled by my blade

radiant lake
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and when its at a school with like 2000 students they dont rlly give a shit probably

barren raven
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Yov're only hvrtin' Yovrself

radiant lake
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i mean what are u supposed to do LOL i could assume what letters they were fine

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just wasnt 100% sure on some

barren raven
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Yov tell 'em that Yov're havin' trovble

radiant lake
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🤷 i was a stupid teenager

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now i am a marginally less stupid 25 year old

thin wedge
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sure

barren raven
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Lavghs in twenty

thin wedge
radiant lake
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my vision isnt really blurry anyway so

barren raven
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I wish I had 20/20

radiant lake
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so mean :(

thin wedge
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the sun is a deadly laser

twin bear
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what bro said

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i swear that was raul

glass wigeon
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woah

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a bigger army hleping me

radiant lake
thin wedge
radiant lake
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kid me didnt know how to describe it to my mom so i told her "i see dots everywhere" and she told me they were angels and i needed to go back to bed 💀

barren raven
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😰

radiant lake
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it didnt have a diagnosis back then anyway like there literally was not a name for it. so there wouldnt have been an answer LOL

twin bear
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and molerat is a good companion too

radiant lake
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do think its hilarious that the instant i saw a post mention "visual snow syndrome" i was like wait a fucking second is that what i THINK it is?

twin bear
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also fully voiced and has alot of good story

mellow birch
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I need them to lead my parties and govern my kingdom

glass wigeon
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goddamn

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300 damage

twin bear
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bannerlords is lit

glass wigeon
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this hrose fast as fuck

mellow birch
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not have some smelly dude take them into their clan

glass wigeon
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worth the 7k gold

twin bear
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i like doing nomad runs with small armies

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since u can cheese most armies

mellow birch
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sons can marry, daughters to the warfront

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it’s meta

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trust

glass wigeon
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nooooo

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looter trash

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killed one of my 2 cavalry

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oh wait

mellow birch
glass wigeon
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just injured

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whew

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nah normal

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i just tell them to charge cause looters are weak

mellow birch
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rocks never kill

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they always down/injure

glass wigeon
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the guy got caught on like 3 looters

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horse couldnt move

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and they hit him

mellow birch
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yeah cav kinda suck in bannerlord

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I did my first world conquest basically using cav only and it was pain

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they have no real momentum behind them, and die way easier than a sturdy shield wall

mellow birch
harsh vault
mellow birch
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only if I made sure all my companions also had primarily cav in their composition

mellow birch
harsh vault
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whats that

mellow birch
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a game

zinc acorn
mellow birch
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about bumming around on a horse and killing dudes for money

harsh vault
zinc acorn
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👉 👈

mellow birch
harsh vault
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hai

mellow birch
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hi ^v^

zinc acorn
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thanks

harsh vault
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it me

mellow birch
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yes

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it floof

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how is the floof today?

harsh vault
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I WANNA FUCKING GO HOMEEEE

zinc acorn
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looks really cool

harsh vault
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im so angy

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i just eepy

mellow birch
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aw

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hope you can get some sleep soon <3

mellow birch
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it can be a fun spectacle but it’s really not very well made

zinc acorn
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ahh fuck, could be fun to have massive battles like in that era excpecially if it was online

mellow birch
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like conceptually it’s awesome but actually playing it can be a drag because it doesn’t feel like it’s designed to actually experience

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just a bunch of set pieces thrown together

zinc acorn
hot grove
zinc acorn
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mmm.... moldy brain

mellow birch
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the quality of those battles is iffy though

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there is a multiplayer scene but I’ve never been involved in it

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maybe it’s a lot more fun with multiplayer battles

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I just know you can’t have a co-op campaign

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or face other players on the world map

harsh vault
ivory grail
harsh vault
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ya

ivory grail
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I'm the eepy weepy

harsh vault
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well no

ivory grail
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No you

harsh vault
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i didnt summon you

mellow birch
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maybe mods add that basic functionality to the game but idk

harsh vault
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i said eepy not sleepy

ivory grail
harsh vault
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shit

thin wedge
hot grove
ivory grail
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I'm at the bmv and there atleast 50 minutes wait at the moment

zinc acorn
hot grove
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Why is it snow tired

thin wedge
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surely

ivory grail
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That was 30 minutes ago

ivory grail
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The line barely moved

zinc acorn
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Or does the game itself have like a matchmaking

mellow birch
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probably

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hopefully

mellow birch
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you’ll have to look into it yourself for information about multiplayer stuff

hot grove
zinc acorn
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you are the chosen one you speak for their peaople angry

ivory grail
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I just wanted to be proactive that why I'm even here

mellow birch
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I know it has support for multiplayer battles, not campaigns, and getting into multiplayer wasn’t accessible enough for me to bother with it

ivory grail
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I just wanna grab my license plate and go

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They are dealing with 165 and i'm 175

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Kill me

zinc acorn
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Prolly hard to get into since people that bother to go constantly into those kind of things are usually really good compared to newbies that want to get into it

mellow birch
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perhaps

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if you want to check it out don’t let me discourage you

zinc acorn
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I'll prolly just check some multiplayer videos and see how it is

mellow birch
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just wanted to warn you that bannerlord is a bit of a case of wide as a lake deep as a puddle

zinc acorn
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If combat seems clunky and it's only rp elements then i'll prolly won't enjoy it as much

mellow birch
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tons of setpieces, huge map, an engine that can support huge battles

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but playing it will have you wish you were playing something with more care put into it

hot grove
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Burrito wants summer angry

ivory grail
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Yuck

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Summer nasty

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Winter cozy

quasi slate
#

ur taking mountains for granted

thin wedge
#

took the trees instead of the mountains

strange spruce
#

i like autumn better

hot grove
# ivory grail Winter cozy

I prefer not to be stuck in my house for 2 weeks, unable to leave because the roads have 2 feet of snow on them.

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Summer better

thin wedge
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sun is a deadly laser

hot grove
#

Scrumptious

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Warm laser

half kettle
#

damn i thought my eyes would burn looking at the sun thru a pic

quasi slate
#

its safe to look at sunsets without sunglasses

hot grove
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Summer yummy

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And not 4°F

quiet siren
quiet siren
# hot grove Summer yummy

As an Alabamian, fuck summer

I basically can't go outside for more than 20 minutes without feeling like I'm about to die of heat stroke for half the year

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I love fall and winter, winter looks kinda dreary sometimes but it's better than dying lol

brazen lantern
#

Albamia sucks

quiet siren
#

Yeah, Alabama sucks

icy vigil
#

Abama

brazen lantern
#

Albamia

quiet siren
#

Southern weather in general sucks but further south is just... Ow

hot grove
quiet siren
#

True

hot grove
#

I was in Florida for a good amount of time, and left because 110° is a bit too warm

vital marten
#

Obamna

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How we doing today

hot grove
#

Cold

vital marten
#

Finally warm in Texas, I can’t say the same

hot grove
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It is now a scorching 8°F

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And I want to die

ivory grail
#

I got my license plate just to find out i don't have the bolts

glass wigeon
#

oh dear

vital marten
glass wigeon
vital marten
#

Make sure to spend 30 or more minutes looking at tools

quasi slate
#

buy juiced up HILTI tools

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or Makita

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I love HILTI but man are they stingy with their batteries

#

every new model is incompatible with old battery

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same with chargers

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Makita atleast doesnt require you to buy a new battery every single time

glass wigeon
#

BREACH

thin wedge
#

hold the line

rotund sleet
#

hold the horses

languid berry
#

I’m hungry

#

Very hungry

polar kernel
#

hi hungry

barren raven
quasi slate
#

spilled my carbonated kvass dog got a taste of new beverage

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she will forever chase this high

#

such a sexy ship

harsh vault
#

@stone meadow what meat are we grinding

glass wigeon
#

we ball

thin wedge
#

RAAAAH

onyx igloo
#

I got a haircut

thin wedge
#

Did they mess up

stone meadow
#

scream if you love screaming

onyx igloo
#

i just wanted the thick hair off my head

thin wedge
#

No need to go bald then

stone meadow
#

youre not funny, you can go bald

barren raven
#

Middle aged boomer bald men're scary

late inlet
barren raven
half kettle
#

i remember when spongebob shot people

rotund sleet
thin wedge
#

Ugly creature

late inlet
barren raven
late inlet
late inlet
barren raven
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Expected a worse reaction

half kettle
#

is he a vat of unstable chemicals

late inlet
# barren raven Expected a worse reaction

I broke both of my legs trying to start my zomboid device of choice and fell down the stairs walking on my broken legs and hit my head a mach speed and now I permanently have brain damage and my wife left me

half kettle
#

500 reddit upvotes

barren raven
late inlet
thin wedge
barren raven
late inlet
vital marten
#

Zomboids hate this simple strat

barren raven
rain mango
#

original icon is back?

half kettle
#

NO

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He wasnt orange

#

He was transparent

quiet siren
thin wedge
#

Just like in cdda

half kettle
#

B43 isnt unstable yet

thin wedge
#

Get a pike and start poking zeds from z level

loud pumice
thin wedge
#

Go fight k uppy

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Ignore the stupid bug MO

vital marten
barren raven
vital marten
half kettle
#

yiko

glass wigeon
#

mann

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i gotta get off my game cause my cat wnats to rest on my lap

thin wedge
#

Cant pause the online game fr

rain mango
#

300 block long tunnel

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for minecarts

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it actually goes to the other side of the mountain

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and past

stone meadow
#

damn, dont hug me im scared released almost 15 years ago

neat moat
#

The revenge parody song is older than some of these fetuses

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Hot take but if you were born AFTER to bake a cake, you should never hold office

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Like imagine listening to a fellow where that SHITPOST is older than them

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like how can you ever recover from that

#

you cant

glass wigeon
neat moat
#

Its you

#

you are the dinosaur

glass wigeon
#

it eats fish

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come here pest

neat moat
#

No

glass wigeon
#

ur done for

neat moat
#

even after all these millions of years you still need to loose weight

harsh vault
#

@stone meadow tung tung tung sahur confirmed for fortnite

neat moat
#

mods can you fucking euthanize this pup

harsh vault
#

no fuck you

shrewd smelt
#

I call dibs on the fur.

glass wigeon
#

tu tu tu du

#

max verstappen

harsh vault
rain mango
waxen ingot
waxen ingot
rain mango
waxen ingot
rain mango
#

so far ive spent almost 24 hours on just the clearing of the tunnel

waxen ingot
#

you going for a certain style

rain mango
#

not yet

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i plan on having a bridge after the tunnel

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thats all for now

waxen ingot
rain mango
#

i plan on building some things eventually

waxen ingot
#

the one made of stone slabs and netherack

waxen ingot
rain mango
waxen ingot
#

elaborate

rain mango
onyx igloo
waxen ingot
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that’s fucking dope dude

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that’s really cool

#

if and when I replay mc i should make a boat base

rain mango
quasi slate
#

damn

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europe gonna get hit by el nino

waxen ingot
#

was a part of the lore for the villagers

rain mango
#

what version do u play on

barren raven
#

I'm tempted to play Minecraft again, bvt ☝️ I mvstn't falter; satan's waitin' fo' a moment o' weakness in order to try and lvre me back into that game
I mvst remain vigilant

vital marten
#

My dad and I tryna move this 200lb (90 kg) shelf and while unloading it from the bed of the truck he tripped and did like a backflip roll esk trip meanwhile the damned shelf almost fell on me

#

Stickbug almost became pancake, at least in the legs

candid patio
vital marten
#

No more bees stressed

#

They are leaving

candid patio
#

Lol

onyx igloo
#

IFA Wartburg?

hard palm
#

whats up with the server changing its pfp everyday and the off-topic chat name?

half kettle
#

I want bee to be strong and pollinate the world

half kettle
rain mango
#

its always this fuckboy frogski

tropic smelt
onyx igloo
#

its blue outside

#

very much the blue

half kettle
#

do animals kill you out of malice or spite

neat moat
#

yes

#

they can and will

polar kernel
#

good evening 🧛

shrewd smelt
#

Not sure why people insist on giving animals human emotion. Doesn't always work.

half kettle
#

roger

polar kernel
#

whats the most youve ever lost in a coin toss

frosty tulip
half kettle
quiet siren
twin bear
#

maxed out the cap on chips my first roll on slots

#

dayum 10 luck is a joke

barren raven
#

Salvtations, e'erypony, what's on the agenda right meow?

fair yacht
polar kernel
#

good afternoon everypony

#

i have a warrant for my arrest

rain mango
#

REMOVES THY SKIN

#

RAHAHHAHAHAA

half kettle
#

What would that character look like bald

#

those horns look funny

barren raven
harsh crane
#

Sup

ivory grail
neat moat
#

@ivory grail as a cat

waxen ingot
neat moat
#

balsak*

half kettle
polar kernel
candid patio
#

Bet y'all never seen a double Decker pickup truck before

polar kernel
#

i have seen that

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actually.

polar kernel
#

is this I-10 in arizona

candid patio
austere cloud
#

Do you have a Brazilian chat?

candid patio
#

Same desert. Perpendicular freeway

candid patio
polar kernel
#

hey i was just there

#

ur on fuckass 15

candid patio
#

Yeah lol. Not thrilled to be hitting the strip at the peak of Rush hour

polar kernel
#

i was at calico literally last weekend

austere cloud
#

A build for beginners? What's the best you think?

lilac quarry
#

most of the gameplay loop and content comes from figuring it out yourself 100%

austere cloud
#

But there isn't one for indecisive people?

lilac quarry
barren raven
candid patio
#

It's 22c outside right now

#

It's weird to feel warm again

lilac quarry
#

lived in canada for like 15 seconds

#

it's -4c here rn

candid patio
#

That's quite different

#

Don't tell my wife but I'm terrified that this was a bad financial decision

candid patio
#

She did the budget and said we need $7500 take home to break even and I'm looking at jobs that pay $20 an hour

neat moat
#

yeah cus ur a freaking weirdo evelyn

lilac quarry
#

jesus fucking christ

#

even 1900usd for rent is super high here

rain mango
#

Vorp

#

thigh highs on

#

girlmode #on

lilac quarry
lilac quarry
#

but you still couldn't beat me or nasko in pvp

tender igloo
tender igloo
ivory grail
#

Cheese

rain mango
#

i have fruit punc

#

punch

barren raven
rain mango
#

IS THAT FUCKING

#

HECU

barren raven
onyx igloo
#

BOGIES!

onyx igloo
barren raven
hot grove
#

Burrito cold

half kettle
#

warm it on grill

#

Noone eats a burrito cold

hot grove
#

Don’t eat me 👎

half kettle
#

your full of dirt

#

whod want to eat tortilla wrapped dirt

hot grove
#

That’s because I eat dirt, idiot

shrewd smelt
#

This chat gives me second-hand cancer and I love it.

chrome jetty
#

Wild

barren raven
oak gazelle
barren raven
loud pumice
rose marsh
#

What

barren raven
#

That mvst be a horrid first impression, sorry

rose marsh
#

Its ok ive seen worse pony stuff

loud pumice
barren raven
rose marsh
#

NOT BY CHOICE

barren raven
#

I'mn't a brony, I yvst say -pony instead o' one when it comes to words endin' with -one

onyx igloo
#

ive been forced to see pony stuff
pony people are strange

rose marsh
barren raven
#

:b

rose marsh
#

Thats true I can't argue with that

#

Teach me your ways

barren raven
#

Svre

strange spruce
#

found this zombified feller looking through his imaginary binos

barren raven
#

Basically whachv wanna do's contract words anytime Yov can, except ☝️ the first word in a sentence and occasionally yov. Also lose the g in -ing
Oh, and on top o' that, switch yovr u's to v's, and when addressin' somepony capitalise the Y to show more respect

#

This becomes 'tis, is 's, of o', for fo', them 'em; if Yovr word's followed by not or have, contact 'em too and slap it on the first word

#

Capiche? :p

harsh vault
#

totally understandable