general_chat

[harsh vault]

i like ikea too

[candid patio]

It's pleasant. Slightly sweeter than cranberries

[onyx igloo]

ah

[harsh vault]

i love cloudberries, and gooseberries

[onyx igloo]

one time i just drank pure cranberry juice

My mom told me it was for cocktails

[harsh vault]

you mean the guarana?

[hot grove]

Burrito does this, good for the soul

[candid patio]

Crumpets, like many other breakfast breads, are just vehicles for jam and butter

[harsh vault]

burrito has no taste buds, must have been a marine

[harsh vault]

o that stuff

[hot grove]

The goated choice of hydration

[harsh vault]

burrito is going to get bonked

[hot grove]

Burrito was never military, just a silly guy

[candid patio]

If you genuinely like cranberry juice, you can sometimes find pure cranberry juice instead of a cocktail

[onyx igloo]

one time i had a burrito with white queso on it

[harsh vault]

burrito is still fren despite his interesting taste

[candid patio]

I think trader Joe's sells the pure stuff

[harsh vault]

non bien

merci

non baguette

[onyx igloo]

i ate the entirety of it and it was the closest thing to a high i felt

it had Barbacoa, black beans, white queso and red salso, also some cilantro lime rice

I remember it so clearly and vividly

i am a very much food man

[harsh vault]

the other day i had taco bells steak burrito, fanciest shit i ever had, made me feel like i was in that one ratatoullie scene

[hot grove]

Burrito will continue to be violently American

[harsh vault]

it was like spicy barbecue with crispy bacon, fried rice and actual steak

[onyx igloo]

i deplore taco bell here

[harsh vault]

burrito is going to shoot his burrito off this way

[onyx igloo]

mainly because the middle of my quesadilla was cold and the outside was burnt

deplorable activites

[candid patio]

Headlines like this make me glad I still own the hard drive and ram for every PC including laptops I've ever owned

[onyx igloo]

Can we just fucking vandalize data centers

[hot grove]

Burrito does not carry a p320

[onyx igloo]

Draw a dick on it and steal the servers or something

[harsh vault]

you better not

burrito doesnt have an M18 either?

[candid patio]

They are designed to be rather impenetrable and impervious to things like fires, floods, earthquakes, etc

[onyx igloo]

Im pretty sure theres a gun with a bottle opener designed into it

[hot grove]

Burrito is not a sig fanboy

[onyx igloo]

Be impervious to me stealing all your fucking copper wire tech boy

[harsh vault]

not even the M7???

:c

[candid patio]

I used to work at a Fortune 500 company and they have their own data center. We got to take a tour once and the protective systems were really impressive

[half kettle]

16gb of ddr5 ram cost 200 bucks

kms

[last spoke]

@night tulip

[onyx igloo]

All i know about sig is they paid off military to use their shitty misfiring guns

[harsh vault]

who did you just ping scarf

[candid patio]

... They are extremely difficult to get inside and if you do get inside the police will be there very quickly

[hot grove]

Only the sg553 really, I like sbr

[last spoke]

[night tulip]

[harsh vault]

what about the 556 or 762?

[hot grove]

Or polar opposite and get me a full length battle rifle with irons

[last spoke]

[harsh vault]

the heck are you doing

[onyx igloo]

..
I'm gonna just pay off some crackheads then.

[hot grove]

10.5 in barrel will lob it far enough

Oh you mean sig

I like sg553 if that counts

Smol boi

[onyx igloo]

wait

[harsh vault]

ya

[onyx igloo]

is military sig different than sig

[harsh vault]

i also meant the sg750 not 762

[candid patio]

@bronze moat saw this driving around Denver today and thought of you

[harsh vault]

i only thought 762 becaue it takes that caliber

@last spoke @night tulip you two give me an explanation

it feels like an inside joke

[onyx igloo]

i like the model 1822 musket

[harsh vault]

GRRR

SCARRRRFFF

[candid patio]

Blunder bus

[onyx igloo]

mm just as my founding fathers intended

[onyx igloo]

well thats for short distance

[night tulip]

We just know each other from another server is all, we were talking about zomboid and posting zomboid emotes there, so Scarf pinged me here

[harsh vault]

thats not a blunderbuss

[onyx igloo]

Cant hit shit at a range

[harsh vault]

o

jealous

i like frens

[night tulip]

Thoughts on Deadlock?

[onyx igloo]

Is the Lock dead?

[night tulip]

Not quite

[onyx igloo]

False advertising

[hot grove]

Creature posting

[candid patio]

I know it's not, I'm saying those are cooler than muskets

[onyx igloo]

Theres also this fucking thing

Brass pistol

[candid patio]

I saw some wild turkeys today but I couldn't snap a pic

[onyx igloo]

Pretty sure it kinda works like a pepperbox

Or a mini blunderbuss

[candid patio]

I'm still convinced turkeys are dinosaurs

[hot grove]

Blugerbus

[candid patio]

They are terrifying creatures

[onyx igloo]

I dont know which type of war would be worse to be in

Now or then

[harsh vault]

@hot grove i want burritos opinion

[harsh vault]

i think its cool

[onyx igloo]

In like, napoleonic era wars infections were a death sentence

And also you had a chance to be put into a pike war

[hot grove]

Bat bucket

[onyx igloo]

(Essentially hoping you stab more throats with big stick than your enemy)

[hot grove]

Picatinny moment

[harsh vault]

i love my mbussies

[onyx igloo]

i cant get over that word

is it an an actual gun or something?

[harsh vault]

i just broke tarkov

tube now suppressor

[onyx igloo]

I love bayonet

Hmm my gun has a knife and yours doesnt I'm superior

Idiot

[hot grove]

Burrito has poke stick

[candid patio]

Modern medicine t words any negative thing about modern wars vs old wars

[onyx igloo]

now you can just straight up be blew up by drones

[harsh vault]

is that a real mosin or is it a knockoff yugoslavian

[hot grove]

Real real

[onyx igloo]

https://youtube.com/shorts/AEnpsDT1eB8?si=WoJoqMFWcasd0o-g

[onyx igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/me-when-i-see-something-relatable-diamond-tester-real-gif-12846288982206291367

[harsh vault]

i mean i wouldnt put the bayonet on a mosin sniper but i guess you never know

question though

[onyx igloo]

why wouldnt you

[hot grove]

Only pic I have of barrel stamp

[harsh vault]

why do you have a mosin thread adapter

[onyx igloo]

I like the danish pullback rifle

[hot grove]

Home defense

[harsh vault]

are you going to device it?

[onyx igloo]

The straightpull mb

[hot grove]

Send 5 shots in the dark and bayonet charge

[onyx igloo]

I just have a cannon loaded with grapeshot set at my front door

[hot grove]

I miss read, there be no thread adapter

[harsh vault]

is it the bayonet lug then?

never seen one like that

[hot grove]

Thicc

[harsh vault]

why though

its NOT that big originally

gun looking like its from no country for old men

[hot grove]

1942 bayonet for 1942 mosin

Just late war

[quiet siren]

Rapier is fun

[onyx igloo]

what if i aimed my gun at you and instead of a bullet molten hot cheese spluttered out

[hot grove]

And the silly pistol

[harsh vault]

that would also kill me

cheese my enemy

[harsh vault]

isnt that the uh

3d printed one

whatever its called

[onyx igloo]

Anti Lactose Intolerant gun

[quiet siren]

I have a .22lr revolver I got a bit ago, nothing crazy lol

[hot grove]

Naur

[onyx igloo]

Although Lactose Intolerance does exclude some cheeses

[harsh vault]

what is that then, never seen it

[onyx igloo]

Right

[harsh vault]

like lactose tolerant cheese

[onyx igloo]

Pretty sure some have the lactose entirely gone

[hot grove]

Locally made 😎

[harsh vault]

tellll

[onyx igloo]

does being lactose intolerant make you want cheese more

[twin bear]

its peak

[hot grove]

Wol(f)p pack armory

[carmine monolith]

wa

[harsh vault]

okay one question

whats with the random brass casings

[twin bear]

@onyx igloo bro have u ever played survival mode on l4d 2

https://medal.tv/games/left-4-dead-2/clips/mbhs8u5RgYFgggCC6?invite=cr-MSwzeEgsNDk4MTQyOTEz&v=126

gets insane

[hot grove]

It is hungry for bullet

[twin bear]

rly fast

[onyx igloo]

i like the russian aluminum bullets

[glass wigeon]

goddamn i went to bed at around 6 pm

woke up at 12am

[onyx igloo]

they look nice

[glass wigeon]

u guys still talkin about guns

[harsh vault]

where and why did you put two different casing fmj rounds in there, is one just higher grain or is there no difference

[quiet siren]

Haven't gotten to shoot it yet because the nearest safe place to do so is a bit of a drive and we gotta schedule a day, but this is my revolver

It's a Heritage Rough Rider, was really cheap so why not

[hot grove]

Heritage moment

Get the big funny

[twin bear]

three fucking tanks

[onyx igloo]

i remember using this gun in a murder mystery game

[twin bear]

then three smokers

[quiet siren]

The 16 inch barrel?

[onyx igloo]

It was 22lr

[twin bear]

then three jockies

[hot grove]

Same grain, just different casings

[quiet siren]

My cousin has that actually lol

[harsh vault]

thats silly

[onyx igloo]

i love 22lr revolvers

goofy thing

[quiet siren]

It operates really similarly to a Colt SAA from what I know, just cheaper

Has an external safety

[glass wigeon]

the joker over here

[onyx igloo]

i remember when i played that murder mystery game i convinced the vigilante my target was the killer

[quiet siren]

I was considering getting WW2 surplus stuff but it was really expensive, and I'm poor lol

[onyx igloo]

he actually shot the guy and i shot the vigilante shortly after

[quiet siren]

Carcano was the cheapest option but the ammo? Not quite

[harsh vault]

okay i NEED to play arena now

so bai chat

[onyx igloo]

i love the carcano rifle

[hot grove]

Yummy 9mm

[glass wigeon]

aint tha tin rdr2

[quiet siren]

It's a nice gun, yeah

[onyx igloo]

i hate bai drinks

[quiet siren]

Yep, it's one of the snipers

[onyx igloo]

anybody know thosr

[quiet siren]

Irl it was Italy's main rifle for like... 50 years?

[harsh vault]

a bit much

[onyx igloo]

bai drinks taste like ASS

[glass wigeon]

ikd anything about guns

i find them not that interesting

idk

know what i like

PLANES

[quiet siren]

1890s till after WW2 from what I know

[hot grove]

I went through it all in a week

[onyx igloo]

i had a shotgun revolver that launched confetti when you shot it

[harsh vault]

so who did you kill

[quiet siren]

Swords, guns, knives, weapons in general are really cool to me

Especially historical stuff

[glass wigeon]

guandao

[onyx igloo]

imagine dying to the🎉🥳🎉🥳👯👯‍♀️👯‍♀️👯🪩🪩🪩🪩

[harsh vault]

im doing a side quest before i play my game

[hot grove]

Not my bcg

But I snapped the trigger and hammer pin

[glass wigeon]

high level aura farming polearm

[harsh vault]

did the gun like that

[glass wigeon]

i like guandao and glaive

[quiet siren]

I switched up on what I wanted for my first gun so much it's kinda funny

Went from:

Pump action 12 gauge

Carcano

Lee-Enfield

M9 copy

And ended up with a Heritage Rough Rider because everything else was too expensive

[hot grove]

I took it to the manufacturer and they installed the pins they put in the full auto variants lol

[harsh vault]

was it an actual full auto pin or was it a force reset

[hot grove]

Nono, like what holds the trigger and hammer in place

[harsh vault]

oh

[quiet siren]

Naginata or billhook for me in terms of polearms

[twin bear]

@pale berry 🥀

[harsh vault]

smh

[twin bear]

https://medal.tv/games/left-4-dead-2/clips/mbi8q9hlzzQuKIOKo?invite=cr-MSwxbXIsNDk4MTQyOTEz&v=125

[hot grove]

I have coat hangers for that stuff

[quiet siren]

Or a halberd, can't beat a plain ol halberd

[hot grove]

But you didn’t hear that from me

[harsh vault]

well atleast you got something reinforced for your firing pin now

[onyx igloo]

i have an airsoft gun with the sight bent at like an angle

[quiet siren]

Swords, I like sabres and longswords the most

[onyx igloo]

its like 10 degrees left

[harsh vault]

you need some targets

[twin bear]

hire some hobos to hold apples

[onyx igloo]

my airsoft gun just requires extra skill to aim

[hot grove]

They’re out there, but I was just doing silly bump fire

[harsh vault]

thats a liability for the apples

[twin bear]

who remembers the flash game with bows and appls

[hot grove]

I did destroy metal swinger with mosin

[quiet siren]

Yep

[fast lava]

Sean wouldn't know about the Carcano rifle since he dies before you can get it

[glass wigeon]

how

[harsh vault]

i dunno

[glass wigeon]

r u sure

[fast lava]

Yes

Some fucker shot him when he was taking a short walk in a pretty town

[glass wigeon]

hes very broad minded

open minded

im sure

he knows stuff about guns outside the story at that time

[fast lava]

Hell, he didn't even know what got him, its just click lights out

[twin bear]

i made the legion and the ncr in pz we shall see who has better strats

[quiet siren]

When asked what RDR2 actors would do for work if they were alive today, Sean's actor said "Helmet tester." With no hesitation or elaboration

[hot grove]

Heheheha

[glass wigeon]

if u thinkt heyre gonna eat it hire ones without teeth

simple

[onyx igloo]

Why did you do that

[hot grove]

$400 Hole punch

[twin bear]

breakers and sacrificers or recons and medics

[glass wigeon]

damn sinus beibg stupid

[onyx igloo]

you kill that poor metal circle

[fast lava]

Breh lmao

[hot grove]

Frick metal circles

[glass wigeon]

feel pity cause u got some stuff in common

[fast lava]

I kinda hate the part in RDR2 where John is built like Arthur for some reason

[twin bear]

finally

[glass wigeon]

thats cause they didnt want to remodel every single thing

for johns body

[hot grove]

And small boomy circles

[glass wigeon]

so they just used arthurs body on john

[fast lava]

I played RDR1 and then coming back to RDR2, I just feel like John is built like Arthur

[quiet siren]

They gave him an entire new set of animations though, which is odd

[glass wigeon]

he is

they took arthurs body

[harsh vault]

ur bald...

[hot grove]

What

[glass wigeon]

dio john

[onyx igloo]

Bald

[hot grove]

That is pink hat

[onyx igloo]

Bald

[fast lava]

They spent so much time adding details most players never pay attention to but couldn't make John be built like John instead of Arthur 😭

[harsh vault]

very skin looking hat

[glass wigeon]

i hate how much rockstar jsut abandoned rdr2

[quiet siren]

Can see the brim kinda

[glass wigeon]

because gta 5 makes hem money

[twin bear]

https://medal.tv/games/left-4-dead-2/clips/mbig4KALK0dXkG6Ml?invite=cr-MSxubDEsNDk4MTQyOTEz&v=41

😭

[fast lava]

Don't you diss GTA 5, diss GTA O instead

[glass wigeon]

idk i tried gta 5 i didnt like it much

[hot grove]

I will not be doxxing my hair to beat bald allegations

[glass wigeon]

just not for me personally

[onyx igloo]

GTA O sloppers when i show them RDR2 peak

[glass wigeon]

it a good game

[fast lava]

The story mode of GTA 5 is great but I never once played GTA O for a reason

[hot grove]

I am 25 and full of hair

[glass wigeon]

imagine if rockstar actually took care of rdr2

[fast lava]

Also, playing RDR1, I got some nitpicks for RDR2 kek

[glass wigeon]

and fixed stuff and added things

[onyx igloo]

i only played gta o to make a goofy ass character

[hot grove]

Pink hat again

[quiet siren]

First gun I shot was a little .410 break action, second was an AK

[fast lava]

sean, you know Gambler 8 challenge

?

[quiet siren]

That AK was really fun

[glass wigeon]

ive never shot a gun

i bet i cant own one

also im canadian

hmm lets see

[fast lava]

I spent nearly four fucking hours just playing Blackjack, sean

[glass wigeon]

yes here it is

[onyx igloo]

harhar canadians you only get weird little 22lrs

[glass wigeon]

i really hate this joke art

they do the same exact thing i go on those boxes

in multiple choice stuff

[twin bear]

😔

new yorkers aint very far off

[quiet siren]

.22 is a lot cheaper than I expected tbh, I knew it was cheap but I found a box of 100 rounds for like 12 bucks online

[hot grove]

I went to a bass pro shop in Canada, knew more about the guns behind the counter and they still needed some form of license just to see a barrel flagged and unloaded gun

[onyx igloo]

the walmart employee watching me place down a singular shotgun shell and the cheapest shotgun
(i cant afford anything better for hunting)

[carmine monolith]

lmao

[fast lava]

I wish the double barrel reload animation was faster in Zomboid

[twin bear]

🥀

[glass wigeon]

hey knowing doesnt mean u are safe to have it

i know stuff about planes doesnt mean ud want me flying one

[glass wigeon]

gotta make sure i can fly it first

[quiet siren]

I wish it wasn't broken in mp

I was using it as a lore item in an RP server but I'm scared every time I use it because the reload bugs have screwed me over multiple times

[onyx igloo]

I do

[fast lava]

Its broken in MP, damn

[glass wigeon]

i mean ive been in a flight sim before

a full one

[fast lava]

I want to like DBS but that slow reload hurts it

[glass wigeon]

the guy who was there was also a flgiht isntructor for pilots

he said i did better thn some real pilots

[fast lava]

How hard can cracking it open and loading two shells be

[glass wigeon]

which i find itneresting

[quiet siren]

Sometimes your character will just freeze with the action open staring at the zombies, or the game will just eat one of your shells and only let you fire once

[fast lava]

I don't know which is worse, this or 5.56 box being nerfed

[quiet siren]

It's been a thing since MP release

Had it on all patches I've used the db so far

Clip of it almost screwing me over during an event where my character and a friend get trapped in a basement lol

Let them get close to breaking the barricades again, deal some damage

We survived somehow btw

[glass wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/glorp-dance-alien-cat-alien-dog-alien-cat-dog-alien-cat-dance-gif-9866962128813526939

[hot grove]

Peak male living experience?

[quaint mortar]

yeah

[hot grove]

It has upgraded since this, but tbh, not that bad

[oblique stream]

needs a wardrobe

otherwise peak

[hot grove]

It was in the backpack dw

[onyx igloo]

Everything in my room is because of my mom

Honestly? I just need a good gaming setup and a mattress

[hot grove]

The room upgrade was substantial

15ft Edward Teach flag is essential

[stone meadow]

you could grt a cheap bedframe at least, floor matress traps mold

[stone meadow]

oh good

[neat moat]

I smell

a foul presence

[glass wigeon]

i smell a bvitch

[neat moat]

🫵

[glass wigeon]

trash fish

[neat moat]

YOU

[glass wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/kitten-cute-cat-small-baby-gif-659641961704379992

ur done for

[hot grove]

Now kith

[neat moat]

chunky yogurt

[onyx igloo]

im smell like blueberries

[glass wigeon]

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/fatality-ripping-out-throat-rage-shut-up-dont-say-that-gif-17977727587118860652

[glass wigeon]

hahahaha

u trash fish

small fry

i dont like seafood but i tihnk ill try some

come here

[glass wigeon]

get on my pan

[neat moat]

Nobody likes you thats why nobody eats yoda flavored yogurt

[onyx igloo]

My god, what are you doing?

[glass wigeon]

gonna cook u

[onyx igloo]

STAHP!

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-yoda-drink-drinking-star-wars-the-mandalorian-gif-17050688110509314272

[glass wigeon]

look liek my cat a tiny bit

[onyx igloo]

i got to bed

[neat moat]

you both own the same cat without realizing

[onyx igloo]

Goose Night

[neat moat]

how old is this baby

[glass wigeon]

i forgor

5 or 6

[neat moat]

I am sorry that this cat has a very neglectful parent

[glass wigeon]

nuh uh

she loves me

[neat moat]

she doesnt know any better

[glass wigeon]

i would fdestroy the planet for her

[neat moat]

where will she live after that?

[neat moat]

Yoga is

[neat moat]

BABBBYY

She's mine now

[glass wigeon]

NO

she only likes me

[neat moat]

too late

[glass wigeon]

she would eat u

cause ur a fish

[neat moat]

its cus she loves me more

[glass wigeon]

nuh uh

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/nuh-uh-beocord-no-lol-gif-24435520

[glass wigeon]

everytime i go upstairs

i hear her running down the stairs to me

meowing nonstop

rolling around

at my feet

[neat moat]

agony

[glass wigeon]

she is my daughter

[hot grove]

Feet

[glass wigeon]

since u like her

have these

pics of her in 2020

[neat moat]

beautiful

Id share some pictures of my cat

https://tenor.com/view/if-i-had-one-angry-yelling-fairly-odd-parents-mr-turner-gif-16322274

[glass wigeon]

i have 3 cats

another pic from 2020

[neat moat]

why so many

[glass wigeon]

she has an extra toe on every paw

polydactyl

[neat moat]

mutant powers

[glass wigeon]

6 on front paws 5 on back

[hot grove]

Burrito dog is now dead, but will not be forgotten

This was burrito dog

[glass wigeon]

my main daughter who is well behaved

clementine

the one i been showing u

and the evil demon daughter named rosie

[neat moat]

they will forever live on in the form on a shitty meme edit

[glass wigeon]

they always fight

[neat moat]

thats her kid?

[glass wigeon]

but sometimes they dont and they r nice to eachother

no

they are unrelated

[neat moat]

I see

[glass wigeon]

but i consdier them sister since they both adopted by us

this is from a month ago

was nice to see them not fighting and instead cuddling

[neat moat]

lmao

do they play fight a lot?

[glass wigeon]

real fight

sometimes

[neat moat]

damn

how come

[glass wigeon]

if all cats have autism

[glass wigeon]

rosie has super autism

she doesnt understand cat social cues

and because of that she doesnt know when to stop or how to play properly

or how to interact properly

so she greatly annoys and pisses off my cat clementine

sometimes

[neat moat]

do you watch over the two to make sure nothing serious happens?

[glass wigeon]

yes

[glass wigeon]

clenentine has a little injury behind her ear though

from rosie

clementine

they seem to fight a lot when related to me

idk can cats be jealous

but lately they been a bit better to eachother

[neat moat]

thats good

and I think they can but it can also be relayed to thr fact theyre occupied the same space

it autocorrect space to slave and honestly, not that far off

[ivory grail]

Me right now

[glass wigeon]

Mmm cardboard

[ivory grail]

I'm eating this whole fucking pizza by myself

It oddly has no flavor after microwaving it to shit

[glass wigeon]

Is it too hot

Too hot make no flavour

[ivory grail]

The outside is out the middle is cold

Like always

[glass wigeon]

I see

[ivory grail]

LIKE HOW GOD INTENDED

[glass wigeon]

Unfortunatr

[ivory grail]

Microwave are shit

[neat moat]

sleepy

[ivory grail]

But i don't know how to airfry pizza

[glass wigeon]

Same

[ivory grail]

Gurt

[neat moat]

yes

[ivory grail]

https://tenor.com/view/dan-hentschel-baby-car-smack-whack-gif-1621043948653080608

[neat moat]

you two go to dream land

before I send you both there myself

[ivory grail]

It only 1 am

[neat moat]

exactly

[ivory grail]

Daddy can do whatever

[glass wigeon]

I went to bed wt 6pm and woke up at 11pm

[ivory grail]

I don't work until 4 tomorrow

[glass wigeon]

Been awake since then

[ivory grail]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-e-cat-meme-cat-face-gif-23642589

[neat moat]

wtf up with your sleep schedule yoda

[ivory grail]

This really just taste like cardboard

[glass wigeon]

Idk

Being able to sleep more than 3 hours at a time is a win though

[neat moat]

do you work or go to schewl

[glass wigeon]

No

[neat moat]

neet

[ivory grail]

Unemployed

[neat moat]

hungry

[ivory grail]

I'm not

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/murder-drones-episode-1-clip-uzi-serial-designation-n-railgun-gif-17333870427080702827

[ivory grail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1178227446315749430/1292982731181129819/caption-6.gif

I can't give people cement anymore not since last time

[neat moat]

yeah cus youre phat as fuc

[ivory grail]

:(

[glass wigeon]

Insolence

[ivory grail]

I got abs not because I workout but because my body metabolism anything I eat

All I do is run

[neat moat]

tru

ok bro

runner boy

[ivory grail]

If my cat had a phone she be a iPad baby

[neat moat]

how about you run your ass to bed hm?

[ivory grail]

Not yet

But soon

[neat moat]

soon™

[ivory grail]

Very soon

I ate enough to the point that it just taste like shit

And i'm no longer hungry

Also y'all I found my 4 missing earphones

Found 2 in the couch, 1 in the basement? And the other one under my bed.

[raw rock]

Oh you think that's a lot? Hold kn

[ivory grail]

I brought each one to replace the first pair I lost

Now the cycle will be delayed until I lose them all again

[raw rock]

I still have 4 pairs missing

That isn't dust btw, that's flour (I work in a bakery)

[ivory grail]

Oh It would've been better if it dust

Like you found them but left them there so you can't lose them ever again

[raw rock]

Lmaooo

[hot grove]

Burrito worked at a pizza place and understands the flour table

[ivory grail]

I lost 1 that I didn't count since I kinda knew where it is when it lost them. In an sewer drain

Lost it on a jog

Now I wanna go to an donut shop i haven't had a donut for so long

[raw rock]

JBL forever has my loyalty, I lost my first set of like 150 dollar buds on a jump

They replaced them for free

[upper rain]

We meet again chat

U miss me?

[ivory grail]

Eww

[raw rock]

Who even are you

[ivory grail]

Moxie the 3rd

L

[upper rain]

Guh

Who even you

[ivory grail]

Sleepy

[upper rain]

I'm the one and only moxie

[upper rain]

Me too

[ivory grail]

I should just change my name to sleepy man i'm no longer an child

[upper rain]

The one and only moxie, urs truly ❤️‍🩹

[raw rock]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1463928427731222726/1472583398467047636/ak771m.gif

[ivory grail]

I just haven't updated my name for years

[raw rock]

Sure

[ivory grail]

https://tenor.com/view/helluva-boss-get-out-get-out-of-here-get-outta-here-get-out-of-there-gif-153345154030532868

[upper rain]

Me neither lol

[raw rock]

6 moxies in here btw.

[upper rain]

ewwww

[neat moat]

sleepy is this plunger bothering you

[ivory grail]

They are gurte protect me

[upper rain]

Hazbin hotel?
Ewwww

[upper rain]

K

[ivory grail]

Let get a 9th moxies

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-crush-crushed-good-night-shredder-gif-2412739729689396390

[upper rain]

And I'm the one and only moxie

[neat moat]

moxy from hazben hotel?

[raw rock]

Yes

[ivory grail]

Oxy more like it

God i'm so FUCKING funny

[raw rock]

You...are?

[ivory grail]

I know i am

[neat moat]

do you also know ur ugly and phat

[ivory grail]

I'm a comedic genius

Nuh uh

[neat moat]

ya huh

[ivory grail]

I look into the mirror and it broke because how prutty I am

[raw rock]

I have some bad news for you buddy.....

[ivory grail]

Women scream and run other way when they see me because how pretty I am

[raw rock]

They must just be jealous

[ivory grail]

https://tenor.com/view/zonegif-pandlr-pandlrg-pandlrgif-stan-twitter-gif-1787958193369149233

What do you mean you have bad news

[raw rock]

Nothing buddy, wrong person is all

Hey, I'm going out for milk ok?

And some cigarettes

[ivory grail]

Oh if you see my dad tell him if he need mom to pick him up since he been at the store for 15 years

[upper rain]

Nah

"Moxie" is a Greek name.

1 x

[neat moat]

Greek name more like geek name am I right

[upper rain]

"Moxxie" IS the character from Helluva Boss.

2 x.

[neat moat]

alright gang, lets shove this one into the locker 🤓

[upper rain]

Siboo

[upper rain]

Err..

Remember I'm in America I got the pole on me

Not my own pole the pole pole

🦅

[neat moat]

alright moxie

what do we call it when the number 7 is sick with the flu?

[upper rain]

6 7

Burger

Pair of shoes

?

[spice arrow]

Is this gonna be gurt chat next

[upper rain]

atp yuh

[neat moat]

yes, a sick 7

now please atomize yourslef

[upper rain]

Oh wait

New 6 7 joke

Holy shit

[ivory grail]

Thick gurts save lives channel when?

[upper rain]

That's elite tho-

[oblique stream]

Die

https://tenor.com/view/scream-if-you-love-greece-scream-love-gif-11822269158536459044

[upper rain]

Yess a sick seviinnnnnn a sick sevinnnnn

[ivory grail]

Alright me eepy

[fast lava]

SEE WE'RE ALL INFECTED BY SIX SEVEN

[ivory grail]

https://tenor.com/view/gn-chat-cat-good-night-chat-kitty-gif-1739596971726164224

[upper rain]

Me too ;<

[ivory grail]

https://tenor.com/view/the-giant-hoodwinked-too-watch-yo-tone-i-said-watch-yo-tone-big-guy-in-a-blue-suit-slapping-someone-gif-12346937456305641225

[neat moat]

is 6 7 still popular with rhe fetuses mox

[ivory grail]

Sorry I thought you were oxycodone

[oblique stream]

Excuses

[harsh vault]

hai chat

[harsh vault]

yes

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1004578621853290629/1441302959827714079/lv_0_20251121003107.gif

[neat moat]

youre not a kid floofie

youre old

🫵

[harsh vault]

grrr

how dare you age me

[oblique stream]

granny pup

[harsh vault]

i still have a golden youth!

[neat moat]

I age you however I want

past your prime floof

[harsh vault]

NO IM NOT

INFACT

IM IN MY PRIME

i think my prime is like

[neat moat]

prime is long gone

[harsh vault]

18-24

[oblique stream]

18 is already ancient

[harsh vault]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-dog-silly-dog-propeller-hat-propeller-hat-dog-gif-4764495627579170054

[neat moat]

18 is elderly

[harsh vault]

says you

[fast lava]

There's no escaping 67, we're all infected by it

Its like C8

[oblique stream]

grasping at straws here

[fast lava]

Every new human born will also carry the 67 disease

[oblique stream]

its okay to be old

[harsh vault]

grr

[oblique stream]

👴

[hollow grove]

i lost my meme folder to not following my own advice that one backup is none backup

[upper rain]

yessirrr

[hollow grove]

https://tenor.com/view/agony-gif-23084585

[fast lava]

Born-11 months old: Childhood
1-5 years old: High school age
6-12 years old: Adulthood
13-19 years old: Mid-life
20+ years old: See image below

[upper rain]

hiii :3

[oblique stream]

pre historic age

[harsh vault]

haii

[upper rain]

Neanderthal

[upper rain]

hru

[harsh vault]

not excited

im going to be called alot of slurs in a few minutes

it always happens in this game

oh nevermind, they for once actually said good game

a rare tarkov community

moment

[stone meadow]

they put you in the matrix at 25

[upper rain]

May get ghosts of tabor soon

Looks like arc raiders but vr

[harsh vault]

how come every year its something new, first they blow you up, now its matrix

[stone meadow]

Every year after 20 they try to get rid of you

whos they? youll find out when youre 20

[oblique stream]

how if they get rid of you at 20

[stone meadow]

i said after 20 and they try, they only succeed if youre bad

im him though so i clutched every attempt

getting put in the meat grinder at 21 was tough though

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-handsome-men-jerma985-jerma-twitch-gif-14556994246222571381

[hot grove]

They take a bone for every year past 20

I’m down 5 femurs

[stone meadow]

where did you get the other 3

[upper rain]

what if like

Frogski took control of the world

Frogski how it feel to say u been on discord for 10 years

[harsh crane]

Meat grinder

[stone meadow]

it feels like you shouldnt have pointed it out

[upper rain]

y

I'm just a behbeh sorry bro

[harsh vault]

arent you like in your 20s??

or am i crazy

OH

welp

jesus

i suck at guessing ages

youngest person i have met on discord in i dont know how long

YOU WERE BORN IN 2012?

jeez

[stone meadow]

my email is older than both of you

[hot grove]

[hot grove]

Not possible

Nobody was born after 2002

[stone meadow]

nobody was born

[harsh vault]

how old is your email

[stone meadow]

i think my first email can legally buy alcohol in the uk

[harsh vault]

ya i can too

dum dum

[hot grove]

My RuneScape account can buy liquor in the uk

[oblique stream]

Didn't know kids can buy alcohol

[harsh vault]

oh now you call me a kid

[oblique stream]

yeah

cause 18 is still child's age here

can't do shit

[harsh vault]

but you JUST called me granny

make up your kind smh

[oblique stream]

that was ages ago

[hot grove]

Thumb bat

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/man-running-out-of-restaurant-man-eating-man-eating-and-running-away-cartoon-eating-cartoon-gif-14206145866551753880

[rain mango]

how was it being born after minecraft was made

[hot grove]

Spiffo reference

[oblique stream]

but spiffo is a red panda

[hot grove]

This is rage bait and heresy to our lord

[oblique stream]

it is what it is

[oblique stream]

poor cat :<

[heavy ivy]

he knows what you are

[harsh vault]

meanie

[hot grove]

This is a certified Browning Hi-Power moment

[viral echo]

I ate more chunky milk, what is wrong with me

I know its bad but I can't stop

[harsh vault]

i think you enjoy it

then why drink it

[viral echo]

😿

[stone meadow]

what the fuck do you mean

are you eating curdled milk

[harsh vault]

they have been for the past couple of days

[hot grove]

Cowbungle guns

[rain mango]

yeehaw

do you spit in a bucket on your porch

and chew on grass

and like

drink alot

and eat beans

[hot grove]

No, yes, no, yes

[analog sage]

I don't think PZ is really a horror game

It doesn't have the intensity of one

Compare it to something like Slender where you're actively being stalked and hunted

[quaint mortar]

pz has startled me a couple of times

[analog sage]

Yeah, but that's not true fear

[quaint mortar]

that's true

[fast lava]

Its more akin to Doom

[analog sage]

Never played that

[hollow grove]

i disagree

source: the stinger that plays whenever a zombie enters your FOV

[fast lava]

Well, you run around and shoot monsters, its a very simple concept

[hollow grove]

its gotten me a few more times than id like to admit

[analog sage]

even Baldi's Basics from what I remember is more of a horror game than PZ

just the stressfulness of being hunted by a malicious entity

I think it's that quality of stress and tension that really makes a horror game, jumpscares you can just go numb to

[fast lava]

Yeah I got desensitized to jumpscares

[rain mango]

zomboid isnt scary unless you’re in a house alone

[fast lava]

I just shift and run as soon as a zombie appears behind me or something

[analog sage]

I think there's nothing that invokes the primal feeling of dread more than being hunted

What's interesting about that is most peoples' lived experiences of "being hunted" probably come from when they were kids and trying to escape from their parents or something, and the feeling in the pit of your chest that knows you're doomed

[shrewd smelt]

Zomboid isn't scary unless you're just alone....

[twin bear]

video games arent scary

😭

[shrewd smelt]

Idk man but the first dead space was trippy.

[twin bear]

life means nothin in video games so i dont think games are scary at all

apart from jumpscares and the concept of monsters

i dont find any games rly scary

[hot grove]

https://tenor.com/view/timmytoughknuckles-gif-17877644769817608506

[stone meadow]

i dont really play zomboid for a horror aspect anyway

its a zombie apocalypse sim for me

[analog sage]

Yeah

[candid tide]

the fear is in the tension in the environment not knowing when you'll get bit

it's the same kind of horror as in the stalker series

i remember the first time i went down to agroprom underground

[jade lichen]

meat what now?

[idle raven]

Grinder

[jade lichen]

[oblique stream]

i hardly know er

[idle raven]

Bro Im literally the asu frat leader

And I turn footsteps into electricity

[karmic jetty]

slippin off the meatgrinder

trippin off the beat kinda

[quaint mortar]

if i

put you in a meatgrinder

[karmic jetty]

no

ur a plungie

it must be moi that puts u in a meatgrinder

[idle raven]

🗿

[tall glen]

I want a revolving rifle, even if they are a meme

[fast lava]

Left Hand

• Burned

[neon bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/trinity-mares-leg-engraved-winchester-flip-gif-21372218

[tacit meadow]

Someone send that cute lil penguin that lays on its back and stares into the screen

I cant find it, and i need it

[cedar carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/pingu-work-out-treadmill-tired-gif-15084400638827902947

[tacit meadow]

This is not the one

[bold cobalt]

I can be your cute lil penguin

[tacit meadow]

...

Dont be my cute penguin

[bold cobalt]

I typed that wrong

Youre going to be my cute lil penguin

[cedar carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/zyzz-gif-24316331

[tacit meadow]

O no

[bold cobalt]

So we can do this the easy way or the hard way

The choice is yours

[cedar carbon]

not the boondocks image

[tacit meadow]

Am afraid

[cedar carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/crazy-gif-25564900

[tacit meadow]

@karmic jetty is it u? That sends it occasionally

I think its the person with the one red eye

[karmic jetty]

what

[tacit meadow]

I cant remember there name

[bold cobalt]

You see they call you @tacit meadow but i call you pizza'a cutie so we can do this the easy way or the hard way

[karmic jetty]

im gonna krill u

[tacit meadow]

Momo or something

Dont krill me

[bold cobalt]

https://tenor.com/view/boondocks-booty-warrior-i-likes-ya-i-want-ya-gif-7256881

[tacit meadow]

Im nice

[cedar carbon]

say no to killing people

[karmic jetty]

u dare summon me

[vagrant pewter]

https://youtube.com/shorts/R7wNlT99NCU?si=WYRYHxGuECJKRg1i
this the kinda shit i be doing to one last zombie in the last stand gamemode

[karmic jetty]

[bold cobalt]

Anyways whats new

[karmic jetty]

7 generation curse upon thee

[cedar carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/트릭컬-트릭컬-영춘-영춘-얼탱-gif-1419703627748866579

[tall glen]

wait not to sound like a stoner, but cant we smoke the hemp in game?

[tacit meadow]

Chat work with me 😠

[cedar carbon]

no

[vagrant pewter]

this is literally project zomboid coded

[cedar carbon]

well not yet

[tacit meadow]

Its a lil penguin lying in the snow and staring into space

Sort meout

[karmic jetty]

who are these people

have been gone too long

[tacit meadow]

😠 yall were zero help and now im very sad

[tall glen]

this boggles my mind

[tacit meadow]

Being able to smoke weed would increase the age rating in a lot of places

[tall glen]

its in the wiki as cannabis sativa lol

[tacit meadow]

Where hemp being just a product dorsnt

[tall glen]

mods will correct this

[tacit meadow]

Yeh but drug refferences and drug use arnt classed the same

Drug use on australia for example is r18, reference is pg

Wait, m actually

But still

[tall glen]

australia

that place isnt ral

[tacit meadow]

Its a country

[tall glen]

dang I am eepy

australia was invented by the ancient romans

[tacit meadow]

Romans have never been to australia

[tall glen]

no

[tacit meadow]

Litterally 0, not even one as a tourist

[tall glen]

they knew it was there and named it on their maps

it had to be there or the world wouldnt balance

[tacit meadow]

We are but a tyre weight on the axis

[tall glen]

Terra Australis Incognita

unknown southern lands

be thankful

didnt the dutch call it New Holland

yuck

[hollow grove]

ew

if this place was called new holland i wouldve stayed in hong kong

[viral echo]

no grinding!!!

they should have called Australia Hell

[tall glen]

terra hades incognita

unknown hellish lands

[viral echo]

every animal there wants to kill you in horrific ways

[tall glen]

but not koalas, jk they hate you the most

enjoy your vd

[viral echo]

although brazil has the boner spider, so maybe that place should be called hell

not a good way to go

we need a PZ Brazil and Australia

see how long you last before some random spider kills you

[fast lava]

Nah we need PZ Manhattan

[karmic jetty]

bazinga

[tall glen]

zozo is a random spider

[viral echo]

the boner spider is coming for you

[spice arrow]

If someone asks you to install arch linux, install mint instead

Not worth the hassle

[tall glen]

ok all got an optology appt in 5 hours

[tall glen]

cute

[viral echo]

whats wrong with Arch?

I installed Arch before it had an installer, now it's got an easy mode.

[karmic jetty]

[cedar carbon]

just install cachy

[karmic jetty]

install deez

chat ive been wondering

ive never heard girls into feet

is it always a guy thing

like

am i crazy

[polar kernel]

no ur right

maybe they are and just arent nearly as outspoken

[karmic jetty]

maybe...

too bad we dont have grils to ask here

bcs theyre not real

[stone meadow]

i know a girl who is into feet

well, i knew a girl

havent spoken in like 5 years

[karmic jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/gato-anotado-noted-noted-gato-noted-cat-gif-15232071836705052766

we need fresh data frogsker

[stone meadow]

Ill ask my friends

[twin bear]

the foot clan

https://medal.tv/games/left-4-dead-2/clips/mbi8q9hlzzQuKIOKo?invite=cr-MSx3OTIsNDk4MTQyOTEz&v=0

[hidden spruce]

I'm not going to ruin the mood but you had lots of mistakes

[twin bear]

mfer im playing with 4 fps

[hidden spruce]

I can fix that...

[twin bear]

and im not gonna sweat on l4d when its half dead with no vs comp

[hidden spruce]

I'm not meaning to sweat

[twin bear]

takes 40 mins to find a survival lobby

shotgun boomer vial spam is boring

everyone knows the most fun comes from running around and pulling specials

[hidden spruce]

i mean
Your teammates didn't not spread on the top like 2 each side at least
Secondly didn't check your back cause common infected are freaken clowns
3RD AND IT'S IMPORTANTLLY you got some sexy models of weapons you got there

[zenith seal]

I’m very young I’ve just found out

[twin bear]

my teammates just did their own thing

[zenith seal]

I’m 23 days younger than jojos bizarre adventure anime

[hidden spruce]

btw turnning off game shaders going to be so useful for you

[viral echo]

send feet

[hidden spruce]

I'm older than STALKER Shadow of Chernobyl by 10 days

[twin bear]

shaders alrdy off

everything is on low or disabled

[hidden spruce]

hmm...I HAVE IDEA

[twin bear]

it just freezes

[hidden spruce]

wait...that's wrong

how much ram u havfe

[zenith seal]

When’d that come out

[twin bear]

itll run scum at 80 fps but not pz or l4d

[hidden spruce]

20 march 2007

[zenith seal]

UNC

[twin bear]

im older than that game by years

[hidden spruce]

PZ somehow loves to eat ur pc

I'm 10 march 2007

[zenith seal]

Gramp

[twin bear]

mrch 12 2004

[hidden spruce]

UNC

[twin bear]

3:33 am

weirdly enough

[zenith seal]

Your gonna 22 in like a month

[twin bear]

yeah

[zenith seal]

Grandpa

[hidden spruce]

THIS 2 SHOULD NEVER BEEN DISABLED OR LOW
Depends on your pc

if you got good amount of ram paged pool should be high

and if you got like multicore CPUs like i do

use it

[twin bear]

16 gb of physical ram

[hidden spruce]

BRO

MAKE PAGED POOL HIGH

you're making your game tweakin by having it on low

[twin bear]

i see

https://medal.tv/games/left-4-dead-2/clips/mbbZa1BkCxRFwLlTk?invite=cr-MSwxcFAsNDk4MTQyOTEz&v=60 i meanly just play it to listen to the new soundtracks now

[zenith seal]

That’s how much I have