#general_chat

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vital marten
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My 4 sisters

azure tangle
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Ah, my kids aint controlling the temp anywhere but their room lol

vital marten
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If it’s lower than 72 it’s “colllddd”

azure tangle
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RIP

azure tangle
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So many games on my PC, and I don't feel like playing anything D=

stone meadow
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and I would always give it the best go since i didnt have another option

azure tangle
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need to just resub to the game pass, theres quite a few games I'd play on it, but meh

stone meadow
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thats how i discovered fallout new vegas

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But now that i have 100+ games on steam and all the gamepass games idk what to play

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tainted grail is good though

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on my 2nd playthrough

azure tangle
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I kinda wanna replay frostpunk

stone meadow
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I thought I did all the quests but turns out i missed 2 whole quest lines last time

azure tangle
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I'm moderately annoyed that frostpunk 2 is so shit

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After how well frostpunk was made.

stone meadow
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sequels are always hit or miss

azure tangle
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Completely changed every aspect of the game.

stone meadow
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its the worst when the devs dont understand what made their game do well

quasi slate
stone meadow
quasi slate
vital marten
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Cookies

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You need cookies

candid patio
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So to continue driving my car legally it needs to go 3800 km away for an inspection

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And the same month that is due, life changing events happened that are bringing me back there.

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How crazy is that?

vital marten
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Woah the local vape shop now does magic the gathering

vital marten
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Sounds crazy because the distance

oblique stream
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This game fucking sucks

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candid patio
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I moved from Cali to Ontario 11 months ago

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Now I'm going back

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The alternative to bringing the car back involves importing the car to Canada, which has a huge fee, getting a Canadian driver's license, which will be a provisional license, and getting Canadian insurance, which will be astronomically high because I will have a provisional license

subtle shoal
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i just hopped off of factorio

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great building bender

viral echo
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who's the captain now?

stone meadow
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me

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it was always me

viral echo
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Capt'n Frogski

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what we plundering today?

subtle shoal
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you

uncut apex
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Does anyone know when 42.13.1 is being removed?

subtle shoal
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we are asking when game versions are being removed now

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crazy

stable latch
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Was there a bad bug or something?

untold scaffold
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Is the game worth buying

barren raven
stone meadow
stone meadow
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id say yes, very much so, but its definitely not for everyone

untold scaffold
stone meadow
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If you do get it i suggest lowering the difficulty settings through sandbox

untold scaffold
stone meadow
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Well its nothing like the sims

untold scaffold
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It kinda looks like it

stone meadow
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except for the isometric view and moodles

subtle shoal
untold scaffold
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Pretty bad id guess?

stone meadow
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Its the most accurate zombie survival sim on the market

viral echo
stone meadow
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So if that interests you get it

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you can make it into all kinds of fictional zombie apocalypses

untold scaffold
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Ye it looks fun to survive in a bunch of different ways

subtle shoal
untold scaffold
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Well is it tho?

subtle shoal
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no

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not at all

untold scaffold
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Game looks fun but you guys know if any sales are near?

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On the game I mean

oblique stream
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or jarheads chat

barren raven
subtle shoal
stone meadow
untold scaffold
stone meadow
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for 33% off

subtle shoal
stone meadow
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its not expensive to begin with tho

untold scaffold
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Well my budget is kinda low rn

subtle shoal
stone meadow
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I understand that

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just saying

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33% off wont knock off that much when its already pretty low

viral echo
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some people need the money for drugs

stone meadow
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but if you need to save a few quid thats fair enough

oblique stream
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unlike some games

untold scaffold
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Yeah for a game it’s not that expensive

radiant lake
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im . katrie7Ded

stone meadow
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good on tis

subtle shoal
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i deadass saw something in the corner of my eye

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its pitch black in my room

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nearly

stone meadow
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Ive been seeing shapes a lot out of the corner of my eye at work tbh

oblique stream
stone meadow
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Keep thinking i see people

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maybe im going crazy

subtle shoal
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i think its just the lighting of my room

subtle shoal
radiant lake
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I see shit in da dark

subtle shoal
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you never know

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im not much a believer but ive had some weird encounters

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i deadass think im starting to tweak

agile lily
stable latch
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It helps

radiant lake
subtle shoal
stable latch
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Oh well there's probably voices out there too

subtle shoal
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yeah

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feel like I'm being watched

radiant lake
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lol

stable latch
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Scary!!

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Ugh I hate modding Bethesda games

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Dumb game engine

viral echo
harsh vault
mellow dawn
stone meadow
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I can fuck up a lot and still get it running

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trying to mod a bethesda game is like surgery sometimes

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One mod out of place and that shit will ctd

quasi slate
stable latch
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im just trying to get alt tab working

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AA IT WORK

azure tangle
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I want one.

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stone meadow
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I need a new smartwatch since mine is ancient by now, so might get a theme like that

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or a KCD2 theme

azure tangle
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I've never owned a smart watch because I know damn well I'll break it

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I cant keep a phone screen from breaking for more than a year

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Doesn't matter the case type, or how much I baby it

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It inevitably gets broken during work, at some point.

quasi slate
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Thats crazy

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My s6 edge is one decade old now and I havent broken the screen or back glass once

azure tangle
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I work physical labor, so I'm in and out of crawl spaces, climbing walls, etc, But still need my phone on me incase of work related calls.

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Shit gets broken sometimes.

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It's honestly why I just buy straight talk prepaid phones, they're cheap, and if they break, I'm not out much

quasi slate
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My dad always forgets his phone inside his car lol

azure tangle
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I had an S21 at one point, screen lasted 3 months

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Cheap prepaid phones I've had last a year to 3

quasi slate
azure tangle
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Doesn't matter what case or screen protection I use. Hazards of the job I guess.

stone meadow
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i have a galaxy gear ive had for many years

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ive scratched it, smacked it, had water on it

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stepped on it

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still works perfectly fine

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i did have to superglue the watch face back on once

harsh crane
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Smartwatches are tracking devices

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They are watching you

stone meadow
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your smartphone is a tracking device

harsh crane
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And listening

stone meadow
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and a better one than your watch

harsh crane
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I don’t have a smart phone. I have a land line

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And I built a faraday cage around my house

stone meadow
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Not good enough

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youre present on discord

harsh crane
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Not ideal. But better

stone meadow
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massive security issue

harsh crane
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Oh that’s fine I don’t care what they see me say on here

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I only chat about PZ mostly anyways

stone meadow
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its not about that its about the accounts and what device you use

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you lost when you interacted with the web

harsh crane
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Yeah all my accounts are fresh burners with zero post or comment history

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All I chat about is PZ. So palatir won’t flag me as a threat all good

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Well. And doom

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Love doom obviously

stone meadow
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Thats already something to profile you on

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uses discord, likes doom, likes pz, tries to avoid connection

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built a faraday cage, only have a landline

harsh crane
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Yeah

stone meadow
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thats a pretty unique fingerprint

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narrowed down a lot

waxen ingot
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I like collecting data (-:

harsh crane
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It’s the new oil

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Who ya gunna sell it to

waxen ingot
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nah I just like having it

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I print it all out and keep it in various folders around me

stone meadow
harsh crane
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Same

stone meadow
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im not interesting enough for someone to keep an eye on me

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and ive spent too much time on the internet to take it back

azure tangle
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Bro, your CAR is a tracking device.

waxen ingot
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mcdonalds finding out you like burgers:

azure tangle
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Unless, you know, you drive old shitboxes like me.

harsh crane
stone meadow
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thats if you live in an area with no cameras

harsh crane
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And if they insist. I’ll just use my horse

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To go to town

azure tangle
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I know where all the cameras are as far as state and county owned.

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But its private cameras you gotta worry about

harsh crane
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I know the location of every flock camera around my area

waxen ingot
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aka satellite

azure tangle
subtle shoal
harsh crane
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Satellite can be beat with the trees

quasi slate
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the choice is simple

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harsh crane
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We will soon be caring about privacy again. I guarantee it

azure tangle
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Robert Duvall died D=

harsh crane
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Yeah rip

waxen ingot
harsh crane
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Legend actor

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Fave movie of duvalls was secondhand lions

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Watch it once a year

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Great film

azure tangle
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Idk, Im partial to gone in 60 seconds

waxen ingot
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Apocalypse Now is what I loved

azure tangle
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As I think thats the first movie I saw him in

harsh crane
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Falling down. The detective

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Great movie

waxen ingot
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another goodie

harsh crane
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95 years old

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That’s a pretty good run

mellow dawn
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sergeant_chat when

waxen ingot
harsh crane
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That’s pretty good never heard that one

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“im the bad guy?”

stone meadow
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gotta love it when media literacy is a rarity

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Bateman is the hero of the story actually

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terrorising your family (that you are no longer part of) and shooting up places is what this movie is telling you

cedar carbon
stone meadow
azure tangle
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Yeah

quiet siren
azure tangle
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Dudes 100

waxen ingot
azure tangle
harsh crane
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Breaking news

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Jk

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If yall kill dick mentioning his age today imma be upset

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Duvalls enough loss for one day

azure tangle
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Same.

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I can't believe Van Dyke is STILL making movies/tv series appearances

quiet siren
# quiet siren

This game has a thing where you can opt into letting them use your data to train the enemy ai (it's adaptive apparently)

I feel bad for the people that don't know much about sword fighting because I fence irl and I'm training the enemy ai now 😭

harsh crane
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Night at the museum

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With stiller

azure tangle
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I'd shit a brick if van dyke lives to be the oldest person in recent history.

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I'll check back in a few years and see if he's still kickin

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I remember him first from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang as a kid.

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One of the earliest films of his I saw.

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Dude don't look bad for 100 lol

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Shit, if I live to be 3/4 of his age, I'll be surprised

stone meadow
azure tangle
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Or am dumb

patent inlet
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Did he outlive the entire original roster of the Harlem Globetrotters? I remember when he was on an episode of Scooby Doo

waxen ingot
azure tangle
stone meadow
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I dont even know how i know what it was in english

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i watched it in russian

azure tangle
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I watched it a while back.

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Wait, who was van dyke in night at the museum?

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Robin williams was best

stone meadow
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I barely remember night of the museum but i warched all of it on release day in russian

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i wanna rewatch it tbh

patent inlet
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And I'm pretty sure he was motivated by a lousy pension 😄

azure tangle
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oh yeah

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thats right

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The one trying to steal the tablet

quasi slate
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Nonbinary people when i show them 1s and 0s

azure tangle
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bruh lol

patent inlet
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You can be whatever you want just clean the gender machine after you're done. Do not let the fluid leak out of the machine again because the EPA is already on our ass

candid patio
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Packing to move to my 18th address in the last 13 years...

I told my wife I have 3 moves left in me

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This one...
Followed by a single family house with a garage and a fenced in back yard
Then I'm gonna stay in that house until I get put in some kind of elder care facility

harsh crane
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fffffffffff

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everything is fine

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nevermind

stone meadow
harsh crane
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oh. wrong chat

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oh well

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my b

stone meadow
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You can post pz related stuff here

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its not against the rules

harsh crane
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THE RULES

quasi slate
quiet siren
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I looked away from this kid I'm babysitting for half a second and she ran to my guitar and slammed it into the floor as hard as she could

It's fine somehow lmao

waxen ingot
stone meadow
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could have been her slamming her head into the floor as hard as she could

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as an older brother these kids do the most to get injured

waxen ingot
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it’s called building character drunk

stone meadow
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I looked away for 5 mins one time and my lil brother smacked his head on the tile floor, split his lip and needed stitches

quiet siren
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Yeah one time she grabbed scissors from God knows where and threw them at me, when I tried to take them away she jabbed me in the thigh with them

stone meadow
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I swear that game with the babies trying to harm themselves is way too accurate, just home in on the closest harmful thing

pure junco
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Rip George Romero

stone meadow
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Kids who learned how to crawl need the most supervision

quiet siren
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She's at the point where she can run around and open doors, it's complete chaos

stone meadow
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gonna need babyproofing

quiet siren
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It's not even my choice to watch this kid, it's my mom's

And even she knows their mom is taking advantage of us, she just doesn't want to stop seeing the kids 😭

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She doesn't pay us at all, in fact she takes our stuff half the time

stone meadow
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Either way you gotta watch the kids

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gonna have to get used to keeping 3 eyes out

quiet siren
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Yeah, I still watch them, we can't afford proper baby proofing though, especially since we aren't being paid and half to buy almost all the supplies

stone meadow
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You will have to physically restrict the kids area into a safe one then

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or be there 100% aware of everythijg the kid is doing

quasi slate
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what if you fired a gun forward while standing on a super fast moving train

stone meadow
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what if you fired a baby

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How would it afford a family

candid patio
quiet siren
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The baby's default reaction to stuff is violence now, gotta try and train that out of her

Her mom basically never sees her, we have her almost 24/7 besides when she goes to her dad's-

quasi slate
stone meadow
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everything else nonwithstanding

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Unforfunately its up to you now to be 100% tuned in

quiet siren
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Yeah, I am, just trying to figure out how to make her stop trying to claw and beat people over literally any emotion, including positive ones

stone meadow
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thats not solved in a day, and how old is she?

quiet siren
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Close to 3 now, I know being violent is kinda normal but I wanna nip it in the bud

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So she doesn't get in trouble once she starts headstart

stone meadow
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its not up to you at that point

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I appreciate that its not good for her

young kelp
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the chat got demoted

stone meadow
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but all that youre there for is making sure shes ok in your care

quiet siren
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We've had her almost 24/7 without pay since she was a few months old, it's been exhausting but she hasn't gotten hurt yet

stone meadow
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Try your best there first

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That situation is way out of onljne discourse

quasi slate
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petite_chat

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zamn

stone meadow
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rifht in front of my chat?

quartz kayak
quasi slate
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slow reaction times mod slow reaction times...

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simple bear
stone meadow
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ban one of em

quasi slate
stone meadow
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did you know morty is an interdimensional being

quasi slate
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yes i saw that youtube video

stone meadow
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boring

quasi slate
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i dont think i remember any of it i just know that i have seen that video lol

fathom igloo
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Moopy how’s Inzoi now

pure junco
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Rip Spiffo

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It has just been confirmed that PZ's mascot committed suicide after shooting itself in the mouth with a shotgun.

plush sequoia
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yall i need your vote, should i either build a bridge, or go to brandonburg with all my guns and ammo to find parts for my car?

young kelp
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bridge takes too long

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find car parts first

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then build a bridge

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its a pain to bring enough wood to make a bridge without a car

fair yacht
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ah yes. general chat.

abstract raven
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do I need to say like "no bigots" in my lfg or is this server generally pretty open minded

quasi slate
quasi slate
abstract raven
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HAHA thanks bro

quasi slate
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lol np

stone meadow
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no bigots is something everyone should adopt i reckon

abstract raven
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this is true..

stable latch
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Woah now it's sergeant chat

stiff salmon
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Propaganda poster of our country in Minecraft, no idea how its fucking related but there you go

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(didn't make it, trying to find da creator) so damn good

mellow birch
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corporal chat next I imagine

harsh crane
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I was a sergeant once upon a time

mellow birch
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and I was a chat once upon a time

half kettle
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Photogenic_birb_chat?

mellow birch
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no, it was my crap pile

stable latch
mellow birch
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the birb may be photogenic but the feces which he used to create the chat were not

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but I was still the chat and the chat was me

half kettle
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bird shit stinks man :(

stable latch
half kettle
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cant imagine a chat made of it

mellow birch
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all shit stinks, but bird shit stinks less than most animals I’d say

half kettle
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dogs bury their shit, birds dont

stable latch
mellow birch
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and similarly I’d hope my bullshit stunk less than most

stable latch
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Did one air bomb you?

mellow birch
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I have a pet birb

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he is in my pfp

stable latch
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Chicken dinner

half kettle
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You can always lasso a pigeon to find out

mellow birch
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I am exposed to his little messes frequently

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birds don’t ask before pooping on you

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is a fact of life

half kettle
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hope you have precautions against him ramming into windows and such

mellow birch
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he doesn’t crash into windows

half kettle
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I had a bluebird and it splat and broke its hollow bones

mellow birch
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some people’s birds do that but my little guy doesn’t. He flies, and there are no ceiling fans in the house for him to injure himself on

mellow birch
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I’m sorry

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my bird doesn’t fly fast enough to do that to himself

indigo ibex
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my unc ass roommates are doomscrolling with their phones at max volume

half kettle
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keep him safe

mellow birch
half kettle
mellow birch
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don’t be shy

quasi slate
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Doomscroll with them

indigo ibex
mellow birch
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they won’t suddenly become conscientious and turn it down on their own

half kettle
mellow birch
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had a roommate who did that too

indigo ibex
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for some reason

polar kernel
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SERGEANT CHAT? SIR YES SIR

fathom igloo
half kettle
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there iz lore for the chats demotion thru the military

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but its gonna be hidden in pz

fathom igloo
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@stiff geyser wants to tell you all his PZ military base lore

stiff geyser
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It's not a military base

half kettle
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a research facility

fathom igloo
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Semantics

stiff geyser
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It's just a bunker/mall/cold war museum

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The lore is a mess

fathom igloo
stiff geyser
fathom igloo
stiff geyser
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Nah

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Nobody cares and its really long

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Would be annoying for the rest of the people here

fathom igloo
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Let’s fight about trash patterns again 🗣️

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Who thinks the trash around the podium is from civilians throwing trash at a politician and who thinks it’s due to someone turning and everyone fleeing the area

half kettle
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i meen if the lores documented somewhere i can just look for it

fathom igloo
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I deleted it along with the date of Fred finally finishing his bunker mod

stone meadow
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Whats this

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Politics

fathom igloo
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Huh

stone meadow
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Bye bye cambrie

fathom igloo
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PZ

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In general

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That’s what this is

stone meadow
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politics in sergeant

fathom igloo
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Fred is simply wrong. I think the politician turned and everyone fled to LV

thin wedge
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and who owns the army

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checkmate mod

fathom igloo
thin wedge
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how is this chat ranking up if there no war atm

mellow birch
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ranking down actually

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and that’s irrelevant

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promotions and demotions are issued whether or not there is a war ongoing

twin bear
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They give medals out for the dumbest shit

thin wedge
twin bear
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Try risking your life in combat not sitting behind a desk for 20 years so u get a cushy lil spot and a shiny piece of medal

fathom igloo
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👀

stone meadow
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Yeah! Promoted!

twin bear
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Officer Swanson stubbed his toe while at base in Afghanistan so he gets a reward for being a hero

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Meanwhile Pvt Jimmy gets kia and they just send a letter home

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Best case scenario the two extremely tired and nervous soldiers will give u the letter

barren raven
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Sergeant Major fish

twin bear
fathom igloo
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Bratz_Chat

candid patio
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Give me some creative ideas to sell a sofa

fathom igloo
candid patio
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It's less than a year old
It's not dirty or ripped
It has a double recliner
USB ports for charging

vital marten
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Relax for less

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Why pay more

fathom igloo
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Pay less

candid patio
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Was originally $1800 and I have it listed for $299 and I'm not even getting scammers messaging me 🙁

fathom igloo
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Well is it an ugly color

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Like puke green?

vital marten
candid patio
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It is kinda an ugly color... Kind of a mottled beige with lighter and darker flecks

vital marten
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Into the garage it goes slappy

fathom igloo
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Idk though

vital marten
candid patio
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We didn't use it because it had a strong chemical smell

stone meadow
fathom igloo
stone meadow
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Totally spies

fathom igloo
stone meadow
fathom igloo
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My Scene

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stone meadow
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looks gentrified

fathom igloo
stone meadow
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I mean come on

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that does look gentrified

fathom igloo
stone meadow
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Winx or bratz is much more stylised

thick mirage
fathom igloo
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Aka my mother

stone meadow
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idfk about anything like that

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my mum just let me watch whatever was on

fathom igloo
stone meadow
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but being in a post soviet country, if they understood any of it theyd call me some sort of slur

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All i did was just watch the cartoons

fathom igloo
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You never played with the dolls?

stone meadow
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Funny thing is a lot of my kyrgys friends were big totally spies fans

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Everyone liked these kids shows noone would admit it cause it would be against tradition

stone meadow
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just liked the shows

fathom igloo
stone meadow
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Not bratz, that was too girly

fathom igloo
stone meadow
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Tbf a big reason we warched these shows was cause of channel programming

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had to watch what was on

fathom igloo
stone meadow
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No

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We had hey arnold

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From that era

fathom igloo
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What about a pup named Scooby doo reruns?

stone meadow
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We had ben 10, naruto, and pucca

stone meadow
fathom igloo
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So what I’m hearing is you need to watch The Grimm Adventures of Billy and Mandy.

stone meadow
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our options were what was dubbed in russian

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We watched a lot of tmnt

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And transformers

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also bionicles

stable latch
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I saw a picture of some weird monster from it a while ago, it was trippy looking

fathom igloo
stable latch
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Thats the onepz_worried

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I thought it was a kids show too

fathom igloo
stable latch
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I bet, I think the scariest thing I remember watching was star wars. I thought Watership down was a kids movie too

onyx igloo
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i watched courage as a kid

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i never got scared i always thought it was funny

fathom igloo
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I watched Ghost of Mars as a kid and legitimately couldn’t sleep for days

onyx igloo
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idk why but i fucking hated alien at 3 years old

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i still remember that

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fuck you alien

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lmao

stiff salmon
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Yes we took the "Latin Makes You Morally Grey and Cool" approach (we are totally the bad guys)

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rain mango
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Lame...

pure junco
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Rip Kaicenat

rain mango
#

im kidding

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thats cool

stable latch
stable latch
stiff salmon
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Stole from Helldivers 2

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onyx igloo
stiff salmon
onyx igloo
#

my mom still brings that up every once in a while

stable latch
#

I played helldivers on my ps3 spiffo

stiff salmon
#

That works?

onyx igloo
#

the long dark 2 sounds really exciting

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especially the MP

stiff salmon
#

first time hearing of the sequel

stable latch
#

It seems pretty cool

#

I heard there might be multiplayer

stiff salmon
#

I know it has the same engine which is crazy

stable latch
#

Woah I didn't know! That is crazy, they look pretty distinct from eachother

barren raven
#

Hello everypony

#

How goes it

rain mango
#

what do you even do in this situation

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barren raven
stone meadow
#

Flex on these ganic gonks

mellow birch
stone meadow
#

Kereznikov

#

Slide out of the way and put some lead in their scav heads

random nova
rain mango
carmine monolith
#

zomboid in sergeant chat?

#

cannot believe this course of events

ivory grail
floral fiber
livid notch
#

Holy

viral echo
#

I'm playing Bannerlord at 540p, never messed around the FSR upscaling much with optiscaler, its pretty impressive super low resolutions.

livid notch
#

Why isn't your video feed working

viral echo
#

FSR4 shits the bed at low resolutions, shame.

#

FSR3 wins

floral fiber
viral echo
#

feed me

thin wedge
viral echo
#

nobody ever feeds me

thin wedge
bold cobalt
#

good god

#

soon we'll be corporal

late inlet
young kelp
#

this is the happiest pawn I have that isn't eating anything high quality or tea

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thin wedge
#

death by nuzzle

karmic jetty
#

sergeant chat MONKA

last spoke
ivory grail
mellow dawn
last spoke
carmine monolith
#

left cushion when

gloomy oak
#

yo how do i get the LFG perms role?

ivory grail
gloomy oak
#

oh thanks ig

ivory grail
#

I help in my own special way

radiant lake
#

i think the command is funny too but that is a good image

lilac quarry
#

just wish I could've gotten rid of the watermark but I wasn't paying for that shit

last spoke
#

Gimmie like 5 minutes

mellow dawn
#

you get my money when you claw it from me in exchange for fried chicken

last spoke
#

Nevermind the website is dookie to navigate on mobile

bold cobalt
radiant lake
#

oh wait its a gif., reduced motion moment

carmine monolith
#

cro

rain mango
night swift
#

hwo keeps changing

#

the channel name

mellow dawn
#

I'll give you one guess

#

it rhymes with "doderator"

#

why am I still a darn plunger

hardy muralBOT
mellow dawn
#

level FOUR

half kettle
#

have this god damn shepherd

#

@toxic hawk ^ for u

novel fern
#

chat’s earned another promotion

bold cobalt
oak gazelle
mellow dawn
#

somehow switched branches, too

bold cobalt
#

blame em

#

we should do an event where we stone mods

novel fern
#

chat can only be promoted to like fleet admiral and then general

karmic jetty
#

u have done it chat

#

chat is now admiral

young kelp
#

it was captain yesterday

#

it got demoted to sergeant

karmic jetty
#

sergeant this morning

young kelp
#

and now its admiral

karmic jetty
#

they grow up so fast

#

onwards for big pension

#

honourable discharge

#

unless?

young kelp
#

Medal of honor

karmic jetty
#

collect my warbond

bold cobalt
#

teaming up with people to farm sc was surprisingly more effective than solo

#

that ive been doing because im a fool

floral fiber
rain mango
#

im a rat

#

squeak

neat moat
candid patio
#

@harsh vault come pack my house

rain mango
harsh vault
#

o?

#

whatcha mean slappy

candid patio
#

I'm moving

ivory grail
harsh vault
#

can you stop by

candid patio
#

And I have stuff that's not in boxes

ivory grail
#

THE CHEESE IS A LIE

candid patio
#

And it needs to get put into boxes

harsh vault
#

i would seriously help

#

but i dont have a car

onyx igloo
candid patio
#

I'll pay your bus ticket lol

harsh vault
#

maybe

#

depends

#

how fast you moving out

half kettle
#

ga ej

neat moat
candid patio
#

Lol I'm just kidding anyways. But Saturday

harsh vault
#

whatcha mean just kidding!

#

i was serious!

half kettle
#

stop lying

candid patio
#

That's very sweet of you

heavy ivy
# neat moat

people laugh but this is from the us patent office is it not

harsh vault
#

:c

#

it was the only chance i would have gotten to see you

neat moat
harsh vault
#

hai ghoti

candid patio
#

I'm just a fat Italian guy with a beard

onyx igloo
harsh vault
#

you are?

candid patio
#

Yep

rain mango
harsh vault
#

oh

#

i thought you were like

#

muscular

neat moat
#

floofie kill this rat girl

harsh vault
#

you had some good aura

#

what do i get out of it

candid patio
#

I am a little bit fat buff but not really

neat moat
#

biscuits

night swift
#

corporal chat when

harsh vault
onyx igloo
#

chicken sandwich

#

crispy

neat moat
#

2 biscuits

harsh vault
#

wait no

#

all you can eat taco bell

#

i will bite anyone

neat moat
#

why does your cat look like that sean

onyx igloo
#

judgeful

harsh vault
#

wait thats your cat?

neat moat
#

she looks like she is missing her brain

onyx igloo
#

yes

#

my cat

onyx igloo
#

we share traits

harsh vault
# onyx igloo yes

your cat looks likes my siblings cat, and everytime im at their house they stare at me in my sleep, im not even joking

#

i think he was the soul of a british person with how humanic his face looks

onyx igloo
#

he was royal blood

#

slightly inbred

#

but royal

harsh vault
#

but like

#

im not even kidding

#

he will jump halfway up the bed

#

and STARE AT YOU

#

i will wake up to his face

#

just staring at me

onyx igloo
#

my cat sleeps on my head

#

like

harsh vault
#

i have yelled in my sleep over it

onyx igloo
#

physically on my head

onyx igloo
onyx igloo
#

my cat

harsh vault
#

what

onyx igloo
#

she bites feet while your sleeping

#

really hard

harsh vault
#

ow

stable latch
half kettle
#

thats why you train neck muscles at the gym

#

put a weight on your head and curl baby

safe sentinel
#

Chag guess what I get to do tonight

onyx igloo
#

build another corporate building

half kettle
#

drive a truck into a family of 4

ivory grail
#

meth?

stable latch
#

Jesser

#

We need to fryingPan

glass wigeon
#

bitch fishe

#

u shall be sdetroyed

neat moat
glass wigeon
neat moat
candid patio
#

Is it rude to force your half asleep spouse to take a cough drop?

bold cobalt
neat moat
stable latch
icy vigil
karmic jetty
thin wedge
neat moat
karmic jetty
floral fiber
last spoke
bold cobalt
bold cobalt
onyx igloo
last spoke
# bold cobalt the 9 year old reddit post always saves the day

There's exactly two types of post on AITA

1: AITA for raising my voice when my partner slaps me?
Context: I douse public infrastructure with sulfuric acid and punch dogs

2: AITA for refusing to speak to my spouse for 3 days?
Context: She shot me with a .45 after I slipped and broke a plate

onyx igloo
#

me as an american wondering why americans want perfect grassy lawns

#

(looks strange)

last spoke
#

God I fucking HATE "perfect" lawns

#

HATE HATE HATE HATE

onyx igloo
#

i like dandelions and other random things in the lawn

#

hmmmm mushroom...

last spoke
#

You have LESS BIODIVERSITY THAN A DESERT AND WONDER WHY THE PRETTY BUTTERFLIES NEVER HANG OUT

onyx igloo
#

hmmm tree..

#

hmhmhm veggietable..

half kettle
#

i eat grass biscuits

last spoke
#

Maaaan I'm bored as shit

bronze moat
half kettle
bold cobalt
night swift
#

who wanna play week 1 with me

neat moat
carmine monolith
neat moat
carmine monolith
#

king up

neat moat
#

ing p

radiant lake
#

meow

neat moat
#

eow

quiet siren
last spoke
#

🟣mrrp :3

idle raven
#

Watch ts some Chuddly finna say “no gif perms”

last spoke
#

You're the one that decided to bring attention to your own mishaps

idle raven
#

Ok son

last spoke
#

You played a hand that relied on a reaction that hadn't happened yet

idle raven
#

Im crine, pack it up 😭

twin bear
#

😭 afk mfer

last spoke
#

"Aha guys, I've been caught out by an anti spam filter, please, react to me about it so I can call you this week's mean word"

idle raven
#

Huh

#

🙏

#

Why you tweaking out bredda

#

It was not that deep

#

Bro got baited by non-ragebait

twin bear
#

u dont own an air fryer ur comments have zero value

subtle shoal
#

fr

#

air fryers are goated

idle raven
twin bear
#

mfers just killing openly in the streets with 20 PD on

quiet siren
#

Love listening to the Hellish Quart OST in games like this

Haven't actually played Hellish Quart yet but I'm planning on getting it

karmic jetty
quiet siren
#

I love how bro just accepted his fate at the end lmao

gaunt canopy
quiet siren
#

Swordsman VR is slightly scuffed but the enemy ai is probably the best in any vr melee game I've played lol

#

They actually try to defend for one

#

Had to move my blade around a bunch to trip him up in this clip

candid patio
#

Someone tell me if this is a bad idea or brilliant

#

I have Mason jars
I want to fill the jar half full with oats and then all the way full with water.
Then seal the jar and boil the whole thing until the oats are cooked.

rain mango
#

sigma sigma gyatttt ohio rizz

#

rawr rawr 67 goat cheese

loud pumice
oblique stream
rain mango
#

due to water

oblique stream
#

at best the seal will break

rain mango
#

and then explode

oblique stream
#

at worst you have made a glass grenade

rain mango
#

and everyone dies

#

boom.

idle raven
#

No, I think that the expansion of the oats is definitely the problem

thin wedge
#

stop fucking around and help the front

vital marten
loud pumice
#

but i need rest

thin wedge
#

its 2 am

#

what the hell are you even doing

#

@mods pls tuck him and kiss him good night

#

can i report uppy for being up past his bedtime

oblique stream
#

imagine time zones pz_thinking

thin wedge
#

time zone ass

last spoke
harsh vault
last spoke
#

You probably shouldn't do that

thin wedge
#

let just have everyone on zulu time for god sake

novel seal
#

2:15am here, on shuttle bus to airport.

#

🥹

#

This ain't it, Admiral

#

PZ broke me.

last spoke
#

Glass isn't really good at flexing, so eventually it'd just rupture
Violently

rain mango
harsh vault
#

hi scarf

harsh vault
last spoke
harsh vault
#

it beat us in hockey

last spoke
#

Same

rain mango
#

rahahahahahha

last spoke
#

Wait what

harsh vault
#

ya

#

in the olympics

last spoke
#

That'd be like us losing to you at cricket

harsh vault
#

YES

#

ITS WEIRD

last spoke
#

Oh Olympics? I don't care about that

harsh vault
#

wait australia plays cricket?

#

cricket was very popular in my elementary school so i learned how to play

#

it basically baseball but not at all

last spoke
#

Floof, honey, what do you think the MCG is for?

harsh vault
#

whats the MCG?

last spoke
#

The Melbourne Cricket Ground

harsh vault
#

never heard but now i know

oblique stream
twin bear
thin wedge
empty frigate
#

wrong fucking chat sorry

thin wedge
#

sure

empty frigate
#

😭

thin wedge
empty frigate
#

nazi femboy is crazy

thin wedge
#

the what now

#

go back to that chat

harsh crane
sturdy lily
#

I ate 3 bananas in a row and I feel sick now

#

is that normal

harsh vault
candid patio
sturdy lily
#

is it normal to feel weird after eating 3 bananas

harsh vault
#

i dont know

candid patio
#

Okay okay what if I put boiling water in the mason jar and close it

sturdy lily
candid patio
#

I don't listen to commands from you

#

If you would like to phrase that as a request and provide a compelling reason, I will consider it.

#

But until then...

sturdy lily
candid patio
candid patio
thin wedge
#

i thknk your cooked

sturdy lily
thin wedge
#

its never zero

candid patio
#

I just did the math and if I can average 75mph on my drive to California, I can get there by dinner time on Monday if I leave Saturday afternoon

night swift
candid patio
#

If I want to go really crazy I can get there really late on Sunday lol

sturdy lily
night swift
young kelp
thin wedge
night swift
thin wedge
#

maybe

#

the odd are never zero tho

#

tho you can alway bet on nothing

stone meadow
#

damn, chat got promoted

#

cant have that

last spoke
thin wedge
harsh crane
#

I’m allergic to bananas

stone meadow
#

2016-2017 was too stacked for trap/hip hop

neon bramble
#

divorced and discharged chat

novel seal
thin wedge
rain mango
thin wedge
#

yes yes 2016 did have clown killings

neon bramble
#

gotta keep enough money to buy a truck

stone meadow
#

yeah killer clowns were a thing

#

were any of them real

rain mango
#

yes

thin wedge
#

they were

#

it was so bad i think they held off the elections or something

#

cause ppl didn't wanna go out

stone meadow
#

shoulda had the clowns as an option to vote for

half kettle
#

i remember i got traumatised as a kid watching a clown horror prank

stone meadow
#

noone is ready for a real clown goverment

half kettle
#

they sledge hammered a watermelon and i thought that was a head

thin wedge
#

good thing we had a clown girl trend to bring back their reputation

rain mango
#

not clowns

#

mimes are french

stone meadow
limpid moth
#

Super random but I’m having trouble joining a server it says I put the wrong username and password but I know I put it correctly any tips? I’m also new to pz and modding and everything lmao

stone meadow
#

we did have a clown trend tho

thin wedge
waxen ingot
thin wedge
#

says clowns

#

gif don't lies

stone meadow
#

use your eyes

candid patio
thin wedge
#

not falling for your psyops

last spoke
#

What exactly is the other way?

stone meadow
thin wedge
#

messi

idle raven
#

Christiano Messi?

half kettle
#

noo

#

lionel messi

icy vigil
#

holy shit

#

GPU died on sunday

#

and now my dog died

#

(me next)

idle raven
#

Rest in peace

#

Which are you more upset about

icy vigil
#

unfortunately

half kettle
#

come on shark

#

say the dog

icy vigil
#

i have buried all of our family dogs so far

half kettle
#

damn

#

mistergravekeeper10

icy vigil
#

im used to it

#

the GPU tho

idle raven
#

Yeah dude

#

I feel for you

#

Sending prayers

half kettle
#

whyd your gpu die ?

#

did it have anemia

idle raven
#

Probably

thick mirage
half kettle
#

oweh

#

opened krita to try practice drawing and am bombarded with several unfamiliar buttons

#

this is not microsoft paint

idle raven
#

Thats how I felt when I opened premiere pro

icy vigil
#

its good to start getting used to it tho

half kettle
#

i only have my mouse to work with, i need to figure out how to slow down sensitivity

#

i also need to learn how to draw

icy vigil
#

buy a drawing tablet

vital marten
#

^

icy vigil
#

the screenless ones are cheap

vital marten
#

You can get a small wired one for cheap, bigger wireless ones for around $100 no screen