general_chat

[neat moat]

female woman

[stone meadow]

what map did that?

[oblique stream]

because they can?

[plain sandal]

Yo, gurt

[oblique stream]

Maps were things that some general hanged in their rooms

[plain sandal]

[azure tangle]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piri_Reis_map

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/waving-wave-hello-hi-hii-gif-5162070633310464193

[oblique stream]

not really as a gps but in broad strokes where everything is

[stone meadow]

antartica is literally not present

[oblique stream]

they were exaggerated and up to interpretation

[stone meadow]

classic historical maps

[plain sandal]

Hallo Mr. Moderator, can you change my pre-server username to Bonbon Bourbon

[stone meadow]

hmm

heads or tails

[neat moat]

I vouch for them

[plain sandal]

Oh ghawd... Tails

[stone meadow]

i didnt even flip a coin lol

fine

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/no-country-for-old-men-anton-chigurh-call-it-coin-toss-gif-17673737021903534697

[azure tangle]

Oh, wrong one, the one I was talking about is 1530

[plain sandal]

Thanks

[stone meadow]

Youre welcome, you owe me 300 dollars

[azure tangle]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oronce_Fine

[neat moat]

is this a five nights at fat freds reference

[oblique stream]

trippy

so much so that i dont understand where to look at

[azure tangle]

Another version of the same map

[plain sandal]

Ohh, lemme loot the stores real quick, might need to rob Louisville stores to get enough... I just hope i don't get shredded to pieces by Z's

[stone meadow]

"Thus, on one of his two world maps, Nova Universi Orbis Descriptio (1531), the legend marked Asia covers both North America and Asia, which were represented as one landmass."
Dont blame him, but again he was inferring everything from available data

[plush cobalt]

I blame him

[azure tangle]

There's a map I saw a month or two ago that was created by someone that sailed the entire world in the 1400s, and it depicts some wild shit

But land was oddly accurate

[neat moat]

The man behind the slaughter

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-gif-26654666

[oblique stream]

Elixir golem

https://tenor.com/view/elixir-golem-clash-royale-purple-man-gif-24488061

[rare peak]

[candid patio]

The United States.
Finding a prescriber is easy enough
But you have to visit them once a month and they charge $300 per visit.

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/hypercharge-writing-fire-fire-writing-peak-fiction-gif-11198899527011859156

[harsh crane]

Woke up and still no accountability for the cannibals running the world.

Maybe tomorrow I guess

[plush cobalt]

A ball does not roll itself

[oblique stream]

what if down a big hill

[azure tangle]

a wut

Oh, crypto shit

[rain mango]

getting my drivers license next week

wooo 18 year old stuff

[azure tangle]

<@&671452400221159444> 2 messages in the server, both the same.

[azure tangle]

I've had my license since 15 lol

[harsh crane]

first. congrats. second. dont look at ur phone while you drive. the roads are more dangerous than the history for the world for new drivers atm

[rain mango]

im getting my full license now

i never got my permit

[azure tangle]

I had my full license at 15

[rain mango]

where did u get it at tho

must be a state thing

[azure tangle]

It was before the law changed.

[rain mango]

or

that makes sense then

[harsh crane]

yeah same. im old lol

i really hate when i miss the cutoff with my state fishing laws not being born two years earlier. even tho im a veteran. still have to have a fishing liscence. its absurd

[rain mango]

im addicted to t.A.T.u

this song is so addictive

[azure tangle]

Wait, theres states that have laws that requrie you not to have one?

Also, thanks for your service brother in arms.

[urban tinsel]

almost like you... can't get it out of your head?

[rain mango]

yeahh

[harsh crane]

no. theres states that allow veterans who were born before 1980 to not have one. just another ladder the baby boomers pulled up.

[rain mango]

literally

[rain mango]

i think if u served the country you shouldnt need to get all these licenses they should be included at that point

[azure tangle]

I think requirement for licenses to hunt/fish/procure food yourself is bullshit

[harsh crane]

well we live in a baby boomer world so

dont expect it anytime soon

but hey

that DOW?

50k boys

[urban tinsel]

hey now... that's dangerously close to the p-word

[azure tangle]

I haven paid any attention to the stock market since I was in my early 20s

[harsh crane]

as a millenial vet i could not be more tired of this shit

[azure tangle]

fuckin same

[harsh crane]

graduate high school. boom. 9/11 happens

and only worse since

[azure tangle]

Oh, you're an elder millennial lol

[harsh crane]

i dont even recognize my country anymore

and pizza hut got what it deserved

[azure tangle]

I was in 1st grade during 9/11

[rain mango]

the united states is nothing like it used to be my parents describe how the U.S was when they were younger it seems like a different country to me

[harsh crane]

scary part is like two whole generations were born into the pos 9/11 world and are totally okay with a complete surveillance state. as designed. now smile for the camera so you can keep using discord lol

[onyx igloo]

im scared of driving quite a bit

[rain mango]

im pretty aware that everybody is under serveilance 24/7 now

[onyx igloo]

(everyone on the road but me is a jackass)

[rain mango]

its not cool

[onyx igloo]

(im a great driver)
(no im not)

[azure tangle]

Once discord starts requiring me to upload an ID, I'm just making my own

[rain mango]

that is uh

[harsh crane]

everyone on the road is on their phones. we dont hold big tech accountable

[rain mango]

literally in a month

[harsh crane]

i see a wreck every single day

ever day

and i live in a rural area

[rain mango]

discord is raising the age to 18

and u gotta show ur I.D

[azure tangle]

Good.

[rain mango]

otherwise u get an age restricted account

[azure tangle]

On the age thing

[rain mango]

age restricted accounts are locked out of like 90% of features

[carmine monolith]

wrench, new role after veteran

lvl 50

[azure tangle]

I've read it all, am aware

[rain mango]

desensitized role

[harsh crane]

whats really ass backwards about the id policy for discord is that its just, by default, throwing all the adults into the teen pool if they cant prove their age. makes ya wonder....

[carmine monolith]

lmao

[rain mango]

thats what everybodies saying

its just like what roblox did

now the bad "ones" can pick their targets

:(

its even worse

i miss when the internet had 0 rules its funny how there was less chaos and weirdos back then

the rules are somehow making it worse

[azure tangle]

Pre 2000s internet was far less chaotic.

[rain mango]

i grew up with 2010s internet so it was the beginning of the downfall

[carmine monolith]

I think its less the rules making it worse, and its just as the technology ages people are more likely to use it.

the rules are just a terrible solution to that problem

[azure tangle]

I see the same woman complaining about "regulate this, regulate that, force identification online" every week on facebook

Its annoying

[rain mango]

i only open facebook every few weeks

[carmine monolith]

when it was first utilised internet was mostly used by young tech savvy people, but now all manners of character know how to and can use the internet

[rain mango]

and twitter every few months..

always gonna call it twitter

its not "X"

so cringy

[azure tangle]

I haven't used twitter since prior to Musty boi bought it

[rain mango]

its super bad now i dont blame you

but so is facebook

discord is joining them

[azure tangle]

I really only keep facebook to argue with local idiots, and scour through marketplace

[rain mango]

i have facebook only for birthdays

i might use marketplace soon to find an old N64

i wanna play majoras mask

its been years

:(

[oblique stream]

Twitter?

I hardly knower

[azure tangle]

hurr hurr

[rain mango]

i swear you make that joke like every day

ever since i first saw you here you've been making the same joke

you're like quagmire from family guy

over here saying giggity after in the mirror i bet

sharpgolden just gives off quagmire energy

[azure tangle]

Johnny Bravo was the 90s kids quagmire.

[toxic hawk]

That's just a well known joke in this server

[carmine monolith]

hmm

[half kettle]

it is heated and very warm

i am very not happy with the temperature

[rain mango]

i wish we could go back to the peak year of 2020

back when i didnt have to go outside at all and was 6 years younger

holy shit 2020 was 6 years ag

oh god

https://tenor.com/view/anime-scared-threatened-moeta-kaoruko-gif-12307793

[toxic hawk]

Yes, thats how math works.

@plush cobalt did you change the laws of mathematics ?

[rain mango]

bro 2014 was

12 years ago

thats so

evil

https://tenor.com/view/cat-minecraft-hit-gif-7315913155840331208

[half kettle]

2012-2018 didnt happen

we all hallucinated big time

we live in pods that got sent out

[onyx igloo]

beef jerky enthusiast

[toxic hawk]

mint, remind me your age in an interval of 5 numbers

[half kettle]

2,4,8,16

you only get 4 numbers

[novel seal]

Hmm, I've never heard of people saying inch-for-inch when it comes to height and performance.

Pound-for-pound, I get it....

[half kettle]

the hells inch for inch, and pound for pound

[rain mango]

816

[quasi slate]

you know life is good when ur eating kettle chips and watching a vtuber livestream

[half kettle]

fossilized

[novel seal]

inch-for-pound?

[half kettle]

i dont know what that means man

[novel seal]

Me neither.

That's why I never heard of such phrasing.

[toxic hawk]

i want my pound of lesh

Mint can your computer run elden ring

[half kettle]

i think i can only run the darksouls 1, and 2.

my pc is i3, 8gb ram. integrated graphics

not a lot of hope

[novel seal]

That graphics alone is enough for you to go out and start investing in a cheap dedicated GPU.

[half kettle]

its a laptop

i dont think i can get a cheap dedicated gpu on it installed

[toxic hawk]

you cant most likely

[rain mango]

raaaaah

[half kettle]

dragon i could get elden ring on PS4 if it has crossplay

[toxic hawk]

i...

don't think cross play of any kind exists on fromsoft games

[rain mango]

people still have ps4?

[half kettle]

yes cake number 8

[rain mango]

im surprised its still supported

play station usually shuts down their servers on old consoles quick

[half kettle]

thats a shame

[toxic hawk]

Mint, this is important, we need to kill the twink and his brother

The twink needs to die mint

It must be done

[half kettle]

are you saying that big guy is the twink 🫢

[toxic hawk]

No, its the small guy on his back

The big guy is already dead

[half kettle]

the twink is the one with lushious white hair

is he a griffith descendant

very nice gameplay btw

[vital marten]

This moss is next to this guys clean out area for his plumbing

I lifted a moss sheet and it smelt like poo

Think the moss grew because of poo?

[toxic hawk]

No but he does some very naughty things

[plush cobalt]

I'm not admitting to anything but if I did then no one will even notice

Like if I did that, and I'm not saying I did, I only changed a little bit

[vital marten]

I’m taking some of this moss poo or not

[half kettle]

lou do u want to harvest the poop moss

[vital marten]

As much as I can

There’s even pillow moss here, that stuff is like carpet

[quasi slate]

some gameplay

[half kettle]

do you play this game

[toxic hawk]

its way beyond my level

[half kettle]

nonsense its just tetris!

[strange salmon]

I cannot @ the spiffo mod.

[half kettle]

you mean the robot?

if you want to contact moderators you just dm @marble shadow

[strange salmon]

I tried, I get this :

Your message could not be delivered. This is usually because you don't share a server with the recipient or the recipient is only accepting direct messages from friends.

[half kettle]

huh.. odd

[strange salmon]

mmhmm <@&671452400221159444>

[dapper dagger]

You need to change your DM settings

[vital marten]

More

I need all of it

[half kettle]

works

[strange salmon]

I have to undo my setting to require a friend request?

[toxic hawk]

im a moderator, how can i help (im not)

[dapper dagger]

Yes

[half kettle]

forbidden zucchini spaghetti

[strange salmon]

That's bad.

[quasi slate]

unless you have a client that lets you see what channels exist your role doesnt have access to 👀 but it wont let you view inside

[strange salmon]

Not for me.

[vital marten]

🥵 that green

[half kettle]

are you gonna shove it in some flask and experiment on i

t

[vital marten]

Yes and I’m gonna try to culture my own

I tried before with dried moss to release spores all over my yard but this’ll be easier than that since I can just get it to take root

[half kettle]

good luck with that mister moss

[vital marten]

I took a lot of moss lol

[vital marten]

That’s Big Moss to you

[half kettle]

yes sir o7

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/shotgun-pump-action-mossberg-590-gif-16766532

that's indeed a lot of moss

[vital marten]

Indeed

I hope this time my plan to grow it works

[waxen ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/that-thing-green-gif-26167236

[vital marten]

Compare it to the grass

[waxen ingot]

its not meant to have a question mark 😔
the gif betrayed me

[waxen ingot]

me rn with my boy snack

[onyx igloo]

cigarettes and coffee

[waxen ingot]

18 peanut butter crackers and a offbrand brown sugar poptart

[vital marten]

Red Bull and a Donut

[rare peak]

I had some dark chocolate covered pretzels and some cheese slices earlier and good lord was that the fuel I needed to get through friday

[waxen ingot]

fellow dark choco enjoyer

[rare peak]

it's just too good

[hollow grove]

I need some chocolate covered coffee beans

Badly

[azure tangle]

that sounds terrible.

[waxen ingot]

its bitter and sweet, a classic combo

[hollow grove]

They're probably my favourite chocolate adjacent thing

[azure tangle]

I hate the taste of coffee, so might be the issue

[hollow grove]

I drink minimum 2 large coffees a day

[azure tangle]

It makes me gag.

[hollow grove]

I'm also one of those people who never has sugar in coffee

[waxen ingot]

i normally only have one coffee on fridays, but i doubled it today

other days i have black tea

[hollow grove]

I mostly flip between iced lattes and shit hot cappuccinos

[quasi slate]

coffee flavored chocolate?

[hollow grove]

Coffee beans coated with milk chocolate

[sacred schooner]

tried it a few times over the years, never liked it either

same with alcohol

[hollow grove]

I resort to Kopiko coffee candies if I can't get a cup

[waxen ingot]

misread candies as candles

[hollow grove]

I have a bag in my toolbox, next to my ratchet set that's missing the 10mm socket

[sacred schooner]

yummy

[waxen ingot]

youll find it after you buy a replacement

[quasi slate]

i was confused thinking whats the point of coating a coffee bean in chocolate if it will get blended up into fine powder anyway i didnt know coffee beans are eaten on their own

[hollow grove]

I'm a roofer by trade so some of my coworkers probably do eat candles

[waxen ingot]

its fun and good for you

[hollow grove]

Though the brickies 100% eat candles

[hollow grove]

Always

[waxen ingot]

cant work on a empty stomach

[waxen ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/box-eating-cat-cement-funny-gif-12613445832858149157

[hollow grove]

A hearty diet of Farmers Union iced coffee and Vanilla Amber

I have a picture of this candle because I have a friend named Amber and her ass is NOT vanilla!!!11!11

[neat moat]

how would you know 🤨

[hollow grove]

Lesbian telepathy

[waxen ingot]

its called team building exercises

[hollow grove]

Usually it's farmers union and red rooster

But next time I go out on a smoko run I might go get the boys some candles as a treat

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/stefanie-bring-me-the-secret-gif-27041990

[rare peak]

I wish I had lesbian telepathy

[waxen ingot]

you unlock after doing a certain combo

[rare peak]

konami code?

[waxen ingot]

youll know it when it happens

[rare peak]

but i have the gay debuff

[waxen ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cardboard-punch-silly-cat-silly-gif-8249771488252948329

doing this to you

[onyx igloo]

yall talking bout dark chocolate?

i like it with orange

dark chocolate orange so peak

[rare peak]

Dark Choco orange is sophisticated

[rain mango]

im jestermaxxing

[vital marten]

Is your pfp a fish

[quasi slate]

sorry for being naive

but what do you mean by eating a candle

[vital marten]

I think I saw one of them eating a candle but I forgot after huffing paint thinner

Could’ve been my imagination

[waxen ingot]

do it jingle?

[quasi slate]

yeah huff and sniff paint

https://tenor.com/view/tony-snort-smell-gif-14867889

that new paint smell

do americans still use paint with lead?

[rain mango]

no

[hollow grove]

So you're a painter and I'm a roofer

[rain mango]

i hate the bioweapon in cure mode

[hollow grove]

What's a trade we both can agree on hating

Because bricklayers and carpenters imo are both the worst

Painters and roofers have to put up with their shitty half-assed work

[azure tangle]

You've been working around some shit carpenters then lol

I've a carpenter of 12+ years lol

[hollow grove]

Probably about half the chippies I've worked with have been dodgy as hell

[azure tangle]

Im assuming you're not american

[hollow grove]

No

[azure tangle]

Most carpenters I have worked with are genuinely decent people

Its usually painters and drywallers that are aweful

[hollow grove]

I'm from Australia where it's a bit of a meme where the trades who build houses are generally dodgy and dishonest people

[rare peak]

Yo Jesus was a carpenter

allegedly

[azure tangle]

I tried talking my wife into moving to australia lol

[hollow grove]

Builders especially

[azure tangle]

if it werent for the kiddos

I really dont feel like dealing with an international custodial lawsuit with my ex

[rare peak]

I feel like in Australia the ecology is trying to kill you

[hollow grove]

More often than not the news always has a story about a building company going bust owing shareholders millions and running off with home owners' deposits

Put $400k down on a new house? Sorry fucko, builders gone into liquidation and that money is gone

[azure tangle]

Even in the US we tell peopel you don't go with the big name companies, theya re gonna fuck you every chance they get

[civic mist]

wrenc chat

[azure tangle]

Im a self employed carpenter.

More handyman anymore

Only thing I cant do is electrical

[hollow grove]

Even when houses do get built, they're often in violation of state building codes

So I have to do roofing AND drainage that's up to par over some jackass builder's very much shoddy house

All for some poor sod of a family who's been charged way too much

[azure tangle]

Thats why people should shop around first.

I've taken a number of jobs from big name companies not only because of being a likable person, but because I don't charge anywhere near what those companies do

Did 2 bathroom remodels last summer for less than half of what someone quoted them for one bathroom

replaced subfloor and drywall new floor, replaced all fixtures and shit, and still walked away with roughly 250usd/hr

It's crazy that companies charge 3-4x what I do and still take just as much time

[hollow grove]

I work for a company with like 12 employees total

[azure tangle]

Its me and my father

Which my father might not be invovled much longer as he gets older

[glass wigeon]

anyone here like aviation

[hollow grove]

Interestingly enough I'm the only woman on the payroll

[azure tangle]

Theres not a lot of female construction workers here either.

I've worked with maybe 3-4

And the majority were in plumbing

[hollow grove]

I'm also the youngest by a long shot

[azure tangle]

Yeah thats another thing entirely. trades here are mostly 40+

[hollow grove]

The youngest coworker other than me is 35

[azure tangle]

I'm considered young in the trades too, even at 32

[hollow grove]

Granted I'm not counting the apprentices

[azure tangle]

I've done one apprenticeship in the past, never again lol

[hollow grove]

I have managed to get a 2nd year with the left handed screwdriver trick

I will be talking about this for the next 30 years of my life

[azure tangle]

I've gotten people with the "board stretcher" a time or two

[glass wigeon]

well if anyone like aviation uhh

pan am airline is reviving

[hollow grove]

My old man taught me to keep an eye out for it when I was going into this

So I have a screwdriver in my toolbox that just has "LHD" scribbled on the handle with a marker

[azure tangle]

I enjoy having the knowledge I do, because I can fix my problems on my home myself, and always have the ability to fall back on a trade

And my state doesnt require you to get permits to work on your own home

As long as it's not additions

[hollow grove]

Personally while I'm doing pretty good as is right now

I don't think I'm cut out for a trade long term

[azure tangle]

I thought that too, but I started at 16

So been doing it half my life

[hollow grove]

I also started my apprenticeship at 16

But in that time between then and now I've graduated high school and gone into uni

[azure tangle]

Unfortunately, that was never an option for me.

I graduated highschool early to go to the military, but haven't had the financial stability to go to school

[young kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/sentry-engineer-tf2-team-fortress-gif-16118262

[vital marten]

I agree on carpenters

[hollow grove]

The ADF was a potential consideration for me if I ended up not getting an offer from of the universities I applied to

[vital marten]

Shitty half assed joints that require a 2 inch bead of caulking smh my head

[rain mango]

imagine having to work

haha…

[azure tangle]

yal just work around some shitty carpenters that take no pride in their work

[rain mango]

:(

i hate work

https://tenor.com/view/cat-minecraft-hit-gif-7315913155840331208

[vital marten]

Does people in your trade also say “anyone can roof” like they say “anyone can paint” in mine?

[rain mango]

stop bringing miserable real life into my zombie killing game

[azure tangle]

Anyone can roof

Not everyone can paint

[vital marten]

Your game just isn’t miserable enough

[rain mango]

stop :(

[hollow grove]

We don't have the brain damage from paint so not really no

Any jackass can lay down roof shingles

[young kelp]

this ain't PZ chat

ofcourse real life crisis is gonna come in

[vital marten]

I was too smart for my own good so I liked the idea of losing a few brain cells

[glass wigeon]

allergy kill

[azure tangle]

I can paint, but I hate it. Messes with my wrists and the early arthritis

[vital marten]

My nose been killing me all day

It’s the time of the season

[hollow grove]

I love the smell of urethane in the morning

[rain mango]

this is my chat lil bro back it up my streets aint safe

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-gif-11239055959034082682

[vital marten]

It’ll mess with my wrist when I brush for multiple hours in a row but honestly not too bad

[young kelp]

anyways back to pilgrimage, trying to kill a singing lady in blasphemous which has a neat hidden mechanic, the reason she's fighting you is cause she doesn't want her singing to be interrupted which gave her the ability to remove your ability to pause the game

[azure tangle]

I get about 15 mins before it starts hurting

[vital marten]

The worst is having to look straight up all day and having a sore neck the next few days

Then trying to headbang to some metal music and argghhh

[azure tangle]

I learned that if I ever gotta paint shit again, Im definitely using a spray gun

I sprayed my entire house in a day

[young kelp]

just hire someone else to do it

[vital marten]

I haven’t used a spray gun yet because I’m afraid of costly mistake

[azure tangle]

Nah, Ill do it myself, cause Im not paying someone a ridiculous ammount

When I can do it myself

[late inlet]

Pickles expire

[young kelp]

thats the neat part, pay your friend instead

[vital marten]

Yes pay me 750 per bedroom, 800 on the master and 250 per door

[hollow grove]

WIP example of the price of buying VS doing the work yourself

[young kelp]

how much for painting the light switch

[vital marten]

Free

[azure tangle]

You assume I hold someone in high enough regard to have friends

[hollow grove]

How much for a landlord special

[young kelp]

[hollow grove]

I.e. painting over all the outlets in the house

[young kelp]

paint the windows too

[azure tangle]

I did that in my house, but I painted before replacing all outlets and covers lol

[hollow grove]

Fuck it, mask off nothing and paint fucking everything

Overspray be damned

[glass wigeon]

paint carpet

[azure tangle]

Or.... paint before flooring and do exactly that, spray over everything

[vital marten]

Had some houses like that before

They were infested with multiple pests

Active infestation bombing during paint

[hollow grove]

I've had to work in homes that used asbestos for insulation

[azure tangle]

Thats 80% of homes here

Most houses here are pre 1900s

[vital marten]

Carpet ripped out just spray on the old hardwood floors we’ll put some vinyl flooring in after

[hollow grove]

Over here most homes were built anywhere from just after the diggers came home from World War II to this morning

[azure tangle]

I wish my house had old hardwood, I'd refinish it, but nah, I got a slab lol

[hollow grove]

Houses built between the 1940s and 1960s defo have loads of asbestos in the roof

[azure tangle]

I'm fairly certain theres parts of my house that still contain lead paint

[glass wigeon]

i aint own a house

i live with me mum

[hollow grove]

Always fun to breathe so I can develop lung problems later in my life

[vital marten]

I did work on a Private Christian School that had asbestos flooring being ripped out while we were painting, they were also holding school during this time in adjacent classrooms

Imagine paying $250 per week to have your Child poisoned by asbestos, god I love America

[hollow grove]

Down here generally asbestos gets removed by a specialist before we show up to start work

[glass wigeon]

my first school had asebstos

[azure tangle]

Not in america lol

[glass wigeon]

asbestos

[young kelp]

I don't think I've ever seen asbestos

[hollow grove]

And by specialist I mean a bloke who just shows up and rips that shit out with no respirator or gloves on

[vital marten]

We just don’t tell anyone it exists and get it out on the down low

[glass wigeon]

then they closed it and had a new one built

[vital marten]

It’s shiny

So shiny

[glass wigeon]

there was another nearby school they just demolished entirely

cause of it

[hollow grove]

Generally a specialist shows up only because if we have to work around asbestos

[azure tangle]

Im curious what our local school uses, since it was built in the 60s

[vital marten]

Asbestos is scary though honestly

I’d rather encounter tons of lead

[hollow grove]

WorkSafe (AU version of OSHA) and the CFMEU get pissy

[azure tangle]

OSHA is just a recommendation here lol

[glass wigeon]

the school that was demolished was built in

1875

[hollow grove]

WorkSafe Victoria has shown up at my job sites a few times completely by surprise

They will try and catch you with your pants down

Or in our case, not being tied off

[vital marten]

Yes and no, it’s a recommendation until you fuck up

They’ll come after you still

Also had the EPA teach me a lesson before about paint disposal

You can’t just pour latex paint on the ground like the locals have been doing for decades

[azure tangle]

Gotta let the can dry out completely before you can dispose of it

[vital marten]

That’s a $40,000 fine and a crime

[hollow grove]

Meanwhile I have this bottle of hate fermenting in my hobby space

[vital marten]

Yep but the city gets mad we have paint cans

[azure tangle]

I've never seen OSHA involved in trades around here, only ever with warehouses

[glass wigeon]

most of my town downtown is the same buildings from late 1800 and early 1900

[vital marten]

They came for us when a dumpster caught on fire because of used stain rags

[hollow grove]

WorkSafe inspectors will shut your ass down in the middle of the job if they see you blatantly flouting protocol

[azure tangle]

Ah, yeah, thats just someone being dumb lol

[vital marten]

A hand threw them in the dumpster and they combusted next to a new multimillion dollar office space

[hollow grove]

Bosses around here are bloody terrified of them lol

[azure tangle]

See, someone being dumb

[vital marten]

Same job another hand drank lacquer thinner

Threw up blood 10 seconds later

[azure tangle]

Natural selection.

[hollow grove]

And in the trades, the only thing scarier than a WorkSafe inspector is the CFMEU rep

[vital marten]

Don’t drink liquor on the job in a water bottle Id say

Then you’d notice it doesn’t taste like water at all

[glass wigeon]

mannnn

idk half the stuff u guys talkingabout

[hollow grove]

The CFMEU is the Construction, Fisheries and Maritime Employees Union

And they are BY FAR the dodgiest union in Australia

[azure tangle]

Around here.... people are more scared of ICE in the trades than OSHA

[vital marten]

Lacquer thinner is worse than acetone which is what used to clean finger nail polish up/remove it

Drinking it would be suicidal

[glass wigeon]

i see

sounds not healthy

to drink

[hollow grove]

The cleanest of the blue collars is the AMWU, but the boys over at the CFMEU are more than happy to rough you up a bit if you're not treating your workers how they think they should be treated

I.e. like God.

[glass wigeon]

i only had one job so far

[vital marten]

He was going to sue us for his mistake but he waited too long, tried to sue 1 day after the statue of limitation

[glass wigeon]

from 13 to 18

at golf course

[azure tangle]

I've watched trade workers still throw hands over disagreements, beat eachothers ass, and go back to work

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-yoda-the-mandalorian-sips-tea-sipping-soup-gif-15988841

[hollow grove]

Lacquer thinner is why I labelled this bottle the way I did

[glass wigeon]

oh my got not this fish

[glass wigeon]

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/punch-gif-25859468

[glass wigeon]

yeah beat them up

little thing ruinee my name for a year

[hollow grove]

Normal occurances at an Aussie worksite

[neat moat]

beating your ass yoda

[vital marten]

You labeled it proper, personally I just have a can of that stuff near my bed

Got some brushes sitting

[azure tangle]

I sometimes wanna throw hands with my old man on the job lol

[hollow grove]

Get to the job site, have a scrap, get back to work, have another scrap at the pub in the avo

[glass wigeon]

whats the oldest water tower u seen

[azure tangle]

like, 1890

My towns water tower

[vital marten]

I work with my dad, many times customers have asked me if we always argue

We have different ways of doing things and I stand firm on the saying there’s multiple ways to skin a cat

[glass wigeon]

same

my town old water tower from 1899

[hollow grove]

I have inherent protection since none of the blokes are willing to put their hands on the only woman on site

[glass wigeon]

built new one in 80s though

1980s

[hollow grove]

But I wouldn't mind a little scrap here and there, keeps you sharp

[glass wigeon]

but old one stil lthere

[azure tangle]

I tend to jsut tell him "You just gotta trust me, the old way works, but so does this, and it'll take a fraction of the time"

[azure tangle]

We still use the same one.

[glass wigeon]

my town older than my country

cause im canadian

[vital marten]

Honestly the women I have worked with in construction are scary

[hollow grove]

Yummy

[vital marten]

All of them could beat my ass six ways from Sunday

[azure tangle]

Gotta be to work around a bunch of vile ass dudes

[glass wigeon]

brb gotta do my medicine injection

[azure tangle]

I've never worked with a woman that scared me though, in the trades.

[hollow grove]

Wife is in bed with the postie at home anyway lol

[thick mirage]

goodbye, yoda!

[vital marten]

Working with old men sucks, not only are they pervs.. they’re slow and lazy

[azure tangle]

Agreed

They also aren't as strong as they think they are.

[hollow grove]

The older blokes at my work are pretty chill

Maybe America is different though

[vital marten]

Possibly

[azure tangle]

A lot of trades here are populated by either former or current drug addicts, and convicts

[hollow grove]

Every tradie down here the moment they hit 50 suddenly becomes exactly the same in appearances

Wraparound sunnies, literally the worst beard you can think of with a wardrobe that is only high visibility shirts or fleece

Also trades the hilux in for a ram 1500

(The only American truck that can theoretically fit on Aussie roads)

[vital marten]

Most other job sites I’ve been on from my own consist of some borderline lewd comments from the older men about either the customer or the female coworkers

Idk it’s just nasty to hear I’m glad she’s wearing jeans today from someone twice your age

[azure tangle]

yall got baby sized roads or what?

[hollow grove]

Not really

[vital marten]

Lmfao baby roads

I hear our vehicles are just really big

[hollow grove]

We can fit hiluxes, landies and patrols just fine

American trucks are just fucking huge

[azure tangle]

Those are smol

[hollow grove]

And since Australia has been pretty isolated from them the last 60 odd years

[vital marten]

Lifted Texas F150 with useless mud tires

[azure tangle]

I've legitimately heard people I worked with in the past describe SA situations openly. Part of why I went self employed.

[harsh vault]

hai chat

[hollow grove]

Our roads weren't designed to accommodate an F150 with a lift kit and LEDs brighter than the fucking sun

[vital marten]

The leds could be brighter

Somebody says this every few years

[hollow grove]

Do you Americans get a kick out of making oncoming drivers blind for a solid minute and a half

[azure tangle]

I prefer halogen lights on my vehicles

LEDs are just too much

[vital marten]

Halogen is nice but idk about the heat generation

Hot headlights don’t sound nice to accidentally touch

[azure tangle]

But. Winter time you aint gotta scrape your headlights

[vital marten]

True

[azure tangle]

And I live in the midwest

Our winters are ass

[hollow grove]

Meanwhile down under

I've never seen snow in person before

[azure tangle]

We had like 16 inches a few weeks ago

[hollow grove]

The last time it really snowed in my area was like 60 years ago

And even then the snow lasted all of 5 minutes before melting

[azure tangle]

We still have snow from weeks ago xD

Its melting now though

[hollow grove]

My area especially is famous for its schizophrenic weather

On Monday it'll be a nice warm 42 degrees (101F) with not a cloud in the sky

[glass wigeon]

im now back

[azure tangle]

Indiana experiences all 4 seasons over the span of 3 days'

[hollow grove]

Tuesday it'll drop to 12 and be dumping rain

[glass wigeon]

ive seen many weather

[hollow grove]

Victoria has 5 seasons

Fake Summer
Fake Winter
Autumn with the humidity of Summer
Spring with the heat of Summer
Fuck You

[vital marten]

Texas doesn’t have ass winter but when we do have a winter you’ll hear about it on the news

Usually it’s just Summer or Mild Summer

[azure tangle]

same with florida

[glass wigeon]

last couple of summer where i live in canada

it gwas

heat waves

39+ c with high humidity making it feel like mid 40s

[vital marten]

Canada is melting?

More land opportunities whooo

[glass wigeon]

in 2021 there was a huge heatwave

[hollow grove]

My parents have been to Florida while I've only been to California and Washington

[glass wigeon]

it set the heat record in canada

[harsh vault]

nu

[glass wigeon]

a little town in bc hit 50c

and then burnt down

[hollow grove]

Even back in 2004 when they visited

[vital marten]

They say by 2030 Texas will have 100, 100F (37.7C) days in the year

[hollow grove]

Florida was miserably hot and humid

[glass wigeon]

florida is state ive been to the most

last time i went there i went for disney whch is usual but

a tornado warning appeared

[hollow grove]

That's what most Aussies would call a nice summers day

[glass wigeon]

saying one was near

very interesting

[hollow grove]

Once we hit the 40s though around this time of year we generally start getting concerned

Since its bushfire season

[glass wigeon]

was cold snap last month

went to feeling around -30

[hollow grove]

(Those in the US might remember the 2019-2020 bushfire season since it was bad enough to make international headlines iirc)

[glass wigeon]

not bad anymore only like -9

-2 but feels like -9

with wind

[azure tangle]

I remember because my state has shit air quality from the smoke

I was working outdoors in it

[hollow grove]

We remember that season for a very different reason though

[glass wigeon]

was it my country's smoke?

[azure tangle]

Oh wait, I was thinking the wildfires in the canada and US

[azure tangle]

YEAH

[hollow grove]

Our prime minister went on holiday in Hawaii in the middle of the worst bushfire season since black Saturday back in 2009

[azure tangle]

That one

[glass wigeon]

canada is always on fire

in summer at least

[hollow grove]

Australia is also always on fire in the summer

[glass wigeon]

but its normal cause

normal life cyucle of forest

and canada has huge swaths of forest

no one lives in

[hollow grove]

Usually a mixture of the heat, lightning and dickheads lighting fires on ban days

[glass wigeon]

yeah the 2021 i said a town burnt down

it broke the canadian heat record for a week straight

day after day a new record

then burnt down

when it hit 50c

i cant imagine 50c

[hollow grove]

Several regional towns here burnt down during this year's season

[glass wigeon]

most wildfires here happen in uninhabited areas

so it doesnt affect many besides the smokle

[hollow grove]

Most of the towns north of Melbourne have populations around 200

[glass wigeon]

there was one huge wildfire

[hollow grove]

And the CFA usually comes round a few days before to tell all the residents to haul ass and evacuate

[vital marten]

That’s fair though because aren’t yall like literally right next to the equator?

[glass wigeon]

in 2016

[hollow grove]

Bit below

[glass wigeon]

in fort mcmurray

10 billion canadian dollars in damage

1.5 million acres

i remember it cause

[vital marten]

I read somewhere once that a large percentage of wildfires are caused by humans

[glass wigeon]

it hit ana ctual populated area

there was some crazy videos of it

[hollow grove]

I mentioned above

Dickheads lighting fires on days where all fires are banned

[glass wigeon]

yeah

[vital marten]

Wildfire is scary

I think my rankings of disasters would go

Volcano
Wildfire
Earthquake
Hurricane
Tornado
Flooding

[glass wigeon]

fort mcmurray fire they arent sure what caused it

but they believe most likely it was human caused

[vital marten]

Surprisingly enough only thing I actually encounter is tornado and that’s pretty low on my list

[glass wigeon]

tornadoes are horrifying

[vital marten]

We have one ever year or so and I just don’t even bother lol

[glass wigeon]

the truly powerful ones

ef5 tornadoes are mosnters

[vital marten]

I just sleep I mean if it’s gonna get me it will yk?

[glass wigeon]

if tornado is stronge nough

[hollow grove]

Melbourne is too far south to bear the brunt of cyclones which after bushfires are the most common disaster in Australia

[vital marten]

Had them jump over us before

[glass wigeon]

it can rip up storm shelters

throw train cars very very far

level everything to foundation or lower

and also as it picks up materials like rocks

it turns into a giant sandblaster

the ef5 drought ended last year iirc

yeah the 2025 enderlin tornado

it was originally rated ef3

but after inspections it was upgraded to ef5

[hollow grove]

I slept through the 2021 Sunbury earthquake and the 2023 Mansfield earthquake

[glass wigeon]

upgraded cause it tossed full train cars like toys

[hollow grove]

Two of the strongest earthquakes to hit Australia in about 30 years

[vital marten]

Earthquakes scare me because unlike most disasters I experienced you can’t prepare for an earthquake

It just happens lol

[glass wigeon]

ive never experienced an earthquake

[vital marten]

I wouldn’t fear a tornado though, they’re slow and people literally chase the things

[tender igloo]

theyre scary cause you cant run from them lol

[vital marten]

A good time to sit in your front porch

[tender igloo]

they get bad in alaska

[glass wigeon]

depends

[vital marten]

What’s your take on Naders puppers

[tender igloo]

id like to see one so long as it isnt near my house

[glass wigeon]

when you see a tornado funnel its usually just a smaller aprt of the actual tornado

[tender igloo]

i love the storms from them

[glass wigeon]

just the inner area with the msot violent winds

so a tornado is wider than it looks

once a tornado gets styrong enough its basically unsurvivable

and outrunning some of them can be impossible

[vital marten]

Maybe so but if you see it, you know it isn’t where you are

I know it’s hard to determine direction though and it can even turn on a dime or jump distances but it doesn’t warrant any panic imo

[glass wigeon]

even the most experienced chasers can die to the most powerful tornadoes

such as the el reno ef3

[hollow grove]

Especially when you're chasing em in a 2006 Chevy cobalt

[glass wigeon]

rated only ef3 because it didnt do significant damage

luckily it curved around el reno

if it hit el reno hundreds woudlve died

[vital marten]

Honestly I’d still do it

[glass wigeon]

it had radar estimated wind speed of 313 mph

[vital marten]

Tornados really don’t scare me much at all

[glass wigeon]

and was 2.6 miles wide

[glass wigeon]

what u mention here

is from the el reno tornado

2013

[vital marten]

Now I bet that thing looked cool

[glass wigeon]

twistex chasers were killed in it

[vital marten]

Texas gets baby tornados, Oklahoma gets the real ones

[glass wigeon]

its so lucky that tornado curved around el reno though

can u imagine how horrible it wouldve been

2.6 miles with 300+ mph winds

[hollow grove]

Tornadoes are pretty rare here in australia

[glass wigeon]

it was ltierally the largest tornado ever recorded

[vital marten]

I’ve seen the damage a ton of times from tornados, it’s never good to have a tornado anywhere residential

[hollow grove]

Most of the roughly 50 we get per year happen out bush and are pretty mild

[glass wigeon]

the damage can vary wildly

once you get to that mosnter range though

everything become a clean slate once hit

even storm shelters may be torn up

and the bad thing about being in an area common with tornadoes

is if you get too used to them

[hollow grove]

Oldest one happened way back in 1795 around the Sydney area

[glass wigeon]

an example of this is the joplin tornado

because they were so used to tornado warnings and sirens

they didnt really care much

but that tornado was ef5

killed 158 people

happened in the 2011 super outbreak

damn did i kill chat

[quasi slate]

Ireland and Scotland look healthier and England is just dead

[glass wigeon]

and wales looks more greener

than england

karmic retribution

[quasi slate]

england is just cancer

[vital marten]

Dw Got caught up helping my dad, it was a fantastic conversation

[glass wigeon]

i just got a special itnerest in tornadoes

[sacred schooner]

Birmingham just spread to the entire south

[glass wigeon]

and plane incidents

[vital marten]

I think submarine disasters are interesting

[glass wigeon]

idk if any of u know pan american airlines

pan am

it bakrupted in 1991

but its coming back

[vital marten]

Why did they bankrupt? Scandal? Bad business? Plane accident? Malpractice?

[glass wigeon]

many things factored in

[hidden osprey]

.
yall talkign about tornadoes 😰

[vital marten]

Bankruptcy isn’t usually the thing I look for when dealing with any entity, seems bad

[vital marten]

They’re cool and not scary!

[glass wigeon]

strategic blunders in acuisition of certain things

competition

and then

the final nail in the coffin

[quasi slate]

tornado vs hurricane who wins

[glass wigeon]

the 1988 lockerbie bombing

[vital marten]

Hurricane any day

Those are actually scary

[hidden osprey]

we didnt even know we were hit by one cuz we didnt hear the sirens !

[quasi slate]

did you see that airplane video where the center is all sunny and peaceful

[glass wigeon]

the lockerbie bombing maybe u knwo of it idk

pan am 747 flying over scotland

pan am flight 103

bomb detonated onboard and killed everyone

[hidden osprey]

but yeah i would not be able to cope with a hurricane for sure 😅

[glass wigeon]

and it crashed in a town

the town lockerbie

[vital marten]

Best to not even rely on sirens and watch your local storm chasers, they’ll be the ones actually chasing leads on the storm

If the sirens go off, cool, but you’ll get the most information watching a major local storm chaser livestream

[glass wigeon]

so u can imagine people being wary of flying on them

after such a huge

attack

and that basically was the nai lin the coffin with all their other issues

[vital marten]

No can we even believe it? That sounds like Ai just by description

[hidden osprey]

well, we were in the basement already, power went out about 3 mins before we got hit and we knew something was wrong because the power like never goes out here. takes a literal tornado to take it out :P

[vital marten]

I don’t know of this

Sounds like I have a documentary to look for

[glass wigeon]

im certain theres a lot of documentaries

[quasi slate]

https://youtu.be/RGftISJruFY i mean idk

[glass wigeon]

ohh the hurricane hunters

[thin wedge]

[glass wigeon]

those guys got massive balls

[vital marten]

Our plan has always been the bathtub with a bed over it, this is why I don’t worry about tornado because if it comes I am dead anyway

[quasi slate]

its so beautiful inside even though extremely dangerious

beauty is dangerious

[glass wigeon]

yeah

reminds me of how northern lights

they are very beautiful

but they are just the earth forcefield protecting us al lfrom dying

cause the sun is always angry

throwing hissy fits

smhsmh

[quasi slate]

i was lucky enough to see aurora from my country during a powerful solar storm i think it was in 2024?

actually let me check my gallery

[vital marten]

Oddly peaceful and beautiful considering the damage and death below

Just a serene quiet circle of cloud

[quasi slate]

may 11th 2024

[quasi slate]

yeah

[vital marten]

There’s been a few times I could’ve seen it but I was gaming

Gotta touch more grass

[quasi slate]

even when gaming you game in the dark your eyes have to adjust first

and it looks nothing like what you see in the photos

[vital marten]

However do you mean? The Aurora looked different from the photos you have?

[tender igloo]

i have seen green adn red ones and only once white / purple it was cool like white glowing paint being dumped on the astmophere

[vital marten]

Only cool astronomical event I’ve been able to see was the total eclipse that spanned most of USA a year or so ago

Maybe longer ago

[quasi slate]

yes they are faint to the naked eye you have to enhance the photos or be patient with astrophoto mode

i can show you an unedited photo i have

its barely visible

[tender igloo]

saw hale bopp as a kid too which was neat, i dont think anyone will see that one forever

[neat moat]

are you a tornado

[tender igloo]

LOL

[neat moat]

you look like a tornado

[quasi slate]

okay no the camera picks it up better

[vital marten]

Damn puppers that’s actually special in a way

[quasi slate]

but when i say it looks like a fast moving cloud in the night sky i mean it

[vital marten]

Space rock only comes every 2000 years feast thine eyes

[tender igloo]

special but also bad things happened cause of that so it kind of ruined it lol

ill always think of heavens gate bs

[vital marten]

Interesting I’ll have to look up the stuff surrounding it

Heavens gate sounds like an anime title

[vital marten]

Huh

Did you use your phone for the picture

[quasi slate]

yep

[glass wigeon]

i am back

i got cheesecake

[small python]

Yo what’s a good alternative to 10 years later since the creator deleted their account

[quasi slate]

galaxy s24+ but i didnt use astro mode i took it with a regular camera

[vital marten]

Crazy! When you said Astro mode I figured it was an actual camera

Phone cameras getting pretty good nowadays, won’t be long before they figure out how to make them mirrorless

[quasi slate]

You need this to use astromode for supported phone cameras

[glass wigeon]

phone camera are cool but

[quasi slate]

Its an addon to your camera app built into your phone but you have to install it separately

[vital marten]

Try the chat respective to the build you are playing on, we dunno

[glass wigeon]

i dont think they will ever compare to real camera

like a dslr

feel nicer

[quasi slate]

they will never compare to a real camera

doesnt matter how good the tech gets

because cameras are larger

[vital marten]

Idk guys the MP is getting pretty close

[glass wigeon]

also feels nicer to take pictures with real camera

[vital marten]

But yeah quality difference does show

My Cannon Rebel T7 DSLR takes better pictures than my iPhone 16PM but it’s getting pretty competitive

Ofc this isn’t an expensive ass dslr either

I think cameras will remain king primarily because of the ability to add attachments

Digital Telephoto will never compare to a lens you can expand

[glass wigeon]

yus

[vital marten]

Sometime I’d like to head out to the lake during Golden Hour and take a real nice picture on the rocks with the water and skyline in the background. It’ll look amazing because our sky turns this yellow pinkish color

Or possibly even sunset, same color but different direction

Cotton candy skies

[neat moat]

yoda

[thin wedge]

raw indeed

[neat moat]

inferior clone

🫵

[onyx igloo]

i made a train cab in mc

[vital marten]

Indeed, this clone is too nice

Didn’t cook long enough

[neat moat]

underbaked

[vital marten]

Now make it driveable

[glass wigeon]

pest

[onyx igloo]

well its driving itselr

[glass wigeon]

i am no clone

[vital marten]

Even better

[glass wigeon]

my cheesecake got flung

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/jjongvillee-maya-winky-gif-13040539965187127777

[glass wigeon]

wth

[neat moat]

nobody want ur flung

[glass wigeon]

just wait until i can send gifs pal

ur done

[vital marten]

What in the hee hee is that mask

So scary

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-3572040316452832612

[glass wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitten-kittens-bite-chomp-gif-13228170122565162919

ur safe for now

[neat moat]

L plus bozo

[glass wigeon]

[vital marten]

Their rage sickens me

[simple bear]

Hawk

[neat moat]

tuah

[hidden osprey]

meow

[glass wigeon]

meow

[quiet siren]

Not exactly what I had in mind but that works too

[rain mango]

im litrly deimos

[thick mirage]

bark bark ruff ruff i dont really know

[heavy ivy]

chirp chirp bzzzzzz

[stiff geyser]

This is what happens to the PZ community after two months with no updates

[idle raven]

Like the calculator?

[glass wigeon]

does anyone else just feel confused on whjat to do after playing a game u havent played in a long time

cause so much stuff has been added

[vital marten]

Like rainbow six?

[vital marten]

Yes but not always because stuff was added

[glass wigeon]

yeah just in my case reight now its cause so much was added

no mans sky

oi played off and on over the years

but i remember palying it in 2016 on ps4

and comparing it to then it so much different

[vital marten]

If I haven’t played a save in a few months on any particular game… I’ve done forgot what I was doing and so I make a new save

[glass wigeon]

and it doesntr help sean hates money and keeps releasing dlc sized major updates for free

smh

nms community begging sean to let them pay him more

[vital marten]

Lmao

[plush cobalt]

Erm... ☝️🤓 that's Desmos

[glass wigeon]

oh yeah i do that a lot

[vital marten]

Nms is fun, I played it years ago and didn’t like it but nowadays it’s real fun

[glass wigeon]

unless im like really far into a game

like persona 5

i was at least 50 hours into the story

stopped playing for many many months

came back

was a bit confused but didnt want to have to do 50 hours of story again

so i just researched a bit to remind myself

[vital marten]

Ah idk

[glass wigeon]

in the last week it had a giant update

2 days ago

[vital marten]

Personally I just chop it up to more playtime/stuff to do and do it all again

[glass wigeon]

another major update

[vital marten]

What’s new

[glass wigeon]

adds a lot of stuff as usual

gravity gun

salvage and debris on planets u can clean up

or recycle

flatbed trucks

waste processing plants

[vital marten]

Oooweee flat bed trucks

You got me there

[glass wigeon]

i think of wall e a tiny bit

if u understand what i mean

basically clean up planets

get rewards and cash money

[vital marten]

[glass wigeon]

idk why but i really wanna do it but im too early in the game

just something about grabbing debris and other stuff

loading it into a truck

and processing / recycling it

just really itches my brain

sean usually posts tweets before dropping giant updates with emojis

hinting at what itll be

for this update he had psoted🦺

that emoji

saw on the reddit epople building highways on planets that have a lot of trash on them

to drive and deliver and recycle or burn it

[stiff geyser]

Happened to me with minecraft

Wtf is a happy ghast? Wtf are trial chambers?????

[glass wigeon]

real

i sitll dont know what they are

i dont relaly play miencraft much anymore though

[stiff geyser]

Why are there zombies riding a horse and carrying a spear outside my house?????

[glass wigeon]

me coming back after many many years one time

[stiff geyser]

Same. College ruined me

[glass wigeon]

and suddenly being attacked by these

idk what theyre called

phantom or something

[stiff geyser]

Yeah, they suck

[glass wigeon]

was so confused

[stiff geyser]

Like, they spawn after three days of no sleep

Which seems reasonable

[glass wigeon]

getting obliterated by a drowned with a trident

[stiff geyser]

But come on... Minecraft days are short as fuck. Play for one hour straight and boom, phantoms

[stiff geyser]

Why tf are they so strong I'll never understand

[plush cobalt]

Simply erm get good

[rain mango]

maaaaaan

that was my longest run 😔