general_chat

[tall glen]

who hasnt had their dick bitten off honestly

[upper rain]

I'm playing peace walker

Then I finish that

Move to mgs 5

Then 4

Wait no

Mgs 5

Thennn

Mgs 1

Mgs 2

Then mgs 4

Goodnight chat :3

[true phoenix]

Mgs3delta, PW (there like some other card battle game in-between?), then MgsV, then MG, MG2, then MGS1, MGS2, MGS4

Why not also mix MGS survivor in it too

And after all above, MGR.

[tall glen]

dude moxie

I binged peacewalker on my parents bigscreen on ps3?

4

took me 4 days

of near nonstop playing while they went on vacay

one of my faves

had lots of meta gameplay, like the coleseum stuff

prob my favorite mg game

[upper rain]

Yes

[upper rain]

I dont binge stuff sadly

[stone meadow]

lil kodak they dont wanna see you winning

[tall glen]

my curry isnt very good

I threw it all together and ended up with the wrong sauce to rice ratio

[stone meadow]

Drowning in the sauce

many such cases

[tall glen]

fishin out potatos and chicken

you know whats good in curry

[plush kraken]

@true phoenix ban this guy

[tall glen]

brussel sprouts

[stone meadow]

why

[tall glen]

too many swords

[stone meadow]

what he do

[tall glen]

drinks some thai ice tea

it was a seasoned tea bag thing

its lacking in spice

[last spoke]

Because it's mod abuse chat

[stone meadow]

youre right

you go first

[true phoenix]

Huh?

[hasty thistle]

Frogski asking to get spanked again?

[last spoke]

[true phoenix]

Did someone wanna get banned , or want me to be banned?

I am bad in English or current era's internet language

Ok I didn't expect that kill the chat

[true phoenix]

This is your fault

[last spoke]

It's just a joke about being mod abuse chat

[true phoenix]

Yea I was expected someone find jokes around it.

[stone meadow]

scuse me

[tall glen]

ok back lol frog

I almost got executed for mistyping

can we find a word for map sections

thats not chunks

[stone meadow]

No

type better

[oblique stream]

no excuses

this is a mod abuse chat

[tall glen]

I see

[heady basin]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-gif-5426180885264703865

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/handshake-jackie-welles-cyberpunk2077-greetings-grasping-gif-26943026

My homie missplums, long time no see

[heady basin]

Gday

[tall glen]

aussies are invading

[lunar jungle]

What country if I may ask? It's basically for free where I live but it's pretty hard to find someone to get a diagnosis because every clinic is overrun. It took me a couple of years to find a clinic that doesn't instantly reject. Over 50 rejections in distances up to 200 kilometers.

[heady basin]

I dont have the energy to invade anything tbh

[tall glen]

well I wish you the best

heres a song

[lunar jungle]

What the spray can for

[tall glen]

theres a tss sound

[lunar jungle]

Oh yeah I finally heard it 🐍

[toxic hawk]

What do you have the energy for.

[unreal bane]

https://tenor.com/view/today-is-friday-in-california-gif-9719829655771550798

[toxic hawk]

I admire your dedication.

Every week

[tall glen]

am I doing this right?

[toxic hawk]

Its February.

Almost marchb

[tall glen]

well I dont have one for each month

I mean I feel that's a lost opportunity for content creators

[glossy zodiac]

What's the purpose of this chat?

[young kelp]

to be abused by a mod

its the new trend these days

[true phoenix]

Welcome welcome.

[versed hazel]

weird fetish but who am i to judge

how can i get veteran role btw?

[true phoenix]

Yesterday it was paranormal -chat so who knows.

[honest burrow]

@dapper sky chat next

[hollow grove]

slasher-chat next

I feel like my PZ character rn

Thawing bolognese sauce to eat with some pasta I cooked 2 days ago

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-spooky-halloween-spooky-season-scary-gif-4552326598801110794

[thick mirage]

pz_b43_chat

[urban tinsel]

At least this chat is finally named correctly

[mystic wigeon]

hi

when b41

[true phoenix]

You need to wait for {the max unsigned value of years value storing class + 3}

Aka the Futurama time machine method

[quasi slate]

best steam feature

[toxic hawk]

Leper is insane

Erm, actually, 67 damage

Leper nester is a godtoer combo

[young kelp]

always has been

you should check out monarch

needs him to get 66 last hits

and his chop gets 66% damage bonus

[toxic hawk]

I need to visit the sleeping general again

My team is jester, vestal, hwm and leper

I think im swapping hwm for more dpa

Dps

[young kelp]

how would you reach the root tho

8 combat items will only last 4 turns

[toxic hawk]

Nah ill change my team when that comes

Dw

[strange spruce]

[icy vigil]

https://tenor.com/view/evil-will-always-triumph-over-gif-16744235858517193435

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-meme-good-triumph-evil-gif-6627141887522619123

[hollow grove]

https://tenor.com/view/project-zomboid-carpentry-lv-0-project-zomboid-carpentry-lv-0-project-zomboid-carpentry-gif-10928555988991086967

[young kelp]

is that a box jellyfish

[young kelp]

phish

why is the zoologist fishing

you're supposed to protect the animals

not consume them

[toxic hawk]

Mods will never abuse me.

[idle raven]

Yo guys

How do I log into discord

[toxic hawk]

You think I can use a front row pd in my team

[young kelp]

I'm not sure about R1 PD, but R2 could work

surgeon build

[toxic hawk]

R2

Leper is 1

Team becomes vestal jester pd leper

[young kelp]

you first gotta download Raid shadow legends

[idle raven]

Damn it

[young kelp]

and defeat the first boss of the game

it will require a month long grind and boring amount of hours spent

[severe agate]

You gotta paypal me 1000$

[idle raven]

No way, josé

I’d sooner give my id to discord

[hollow grove]

install raid shadow legends via opera gx on a NordVPN connection to a venezuelan IP address and then send me $2200 in bitcoin on western union via my telegram name

[quasi slate]

fishinge

[idle raven]

Bro yall are so helpful, tysm🥰

[idle raven]

Why does this look like that one brain break from i-ready

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza0-friday-gif-18777629

[hidden spruce]

I dunno but ZAR gave me vibes of helldivers

[toxic hawk]

My wife is so lovely

[quasi slate]

Scuffed pen

[bold cobalt]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers2-helldivers-helldivers-parade-parade-marching-gif-12587842068325322660

[hidden spruce]

gameplay

[toxic hawk]

Is that SAS

Loved that game as a kid

[bold cobalt]

Helldivers 1

[hidden spruce]

xd

but zombies

[bold cobalt]

Unpatriotic corpses*

[hidden spruce]

[modest lynx]

Chat name

[sudden spire]

bruh

overcooked name

[hidden spruce]

Frogski is watching be aware

[bold cobalt]

Frogski mutes people for 2 years

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/limbus-company-limbus-don-quixote-don-yapping-gif-14228003647965206973

[bold cobalt]

[hidden spruce]

I got muted for a week because i did not understand a meme i posted

i watched it until i understand

but tho i deserve the mute xd

[modest lynx]

What was there

[hidden spruce]

rather not talk about it

[bold cobalt]

I saw it

[hidden spruce]

it's basically a words if you switich the first letters in each it became an bad words

[bold cobalt]

It was unforgivable

He should've been muted for 2 weeks

[hidden spruce]

i really did not understand it

[bold cobalt]

For that transgressions

[hidden spruce]

wha???

[bold cobalt]

Excuses

[modest lynx]

💀

[hidden spruce]

then you're mistaking people

The video i posted was not about transgressions

[bold cobalt]

Would you simply forgive someone had they stabbed a person but not knew what a knife was

No

You would beat them with hammers

[hidden spruce]

What are you even talking about

[bold cobalt]

https://tenor.com/view/stone-him-stoning-life-of-brian-gif-15269851787964228773

[bold cobalt]

Idk

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/705679956021215264/1178124108316287086/goews_hard.gif

[modest lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/me-when-i-get-you-gif-1834222127792525549

[hidden spruce]

this is why we don't have nice things

[candid tide]

bros

i finally figured out how economics work

if the fries are too high

nobody buys them

[candid tide]

weezo

[bold cobalt]

Weezo

Everyone loves weezo

[bold cobalt]

Also isnt basic economics taught at grade 3

[candid tide]

not here

[bold cobalt]

Damn

[candid tide]

or maybe i forget

im a forgetful person

you know what they say

forgive and forget

[bold cobalt]

One pigeon two pigeon?

[candid tide]

but i dont forgive

[bold cobalt]

Oh

[toxic hawk]

Ew

[bold cobalt]

I thought they say a fool sees only a torn pocket but a wise man will see an opportunity to scratch his balls

[candid tide]

people say things

you know how it is

things are said

and saying things

i know a guy named things

[bold cobalt]

https://tenor.com/view/head-stand-spinning-balance-focus-concentrate-gif-15958767

[stone meadow]

had a headache all morning, painkillers didnt help

now i ate some chips and realised its cause i didnt fuckin eat anything all day

[hidden spruce]

Project Zomboid Irl

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/poop-blast-poop-blast-incredibles-gif-27422322

the hero this chat deserves

[azure tangle]

teenager mentality lol

[toxic hawk]

Ngl guys.

I. A firm believer in three eating food

[azure tangle]

I eat once a day, honestly.

Even when working physical labor.

[subtle shoal]

the circuit train

[quasi slate]

Black

[azure tangle]

What kind of circuit? The closed course or street?

[subtle shoal]

geen

[azure tangle]

Apparently my dad joke wasn't obvious enough.

[thin wedge]

blue circuits tho

atleast your playing with bugs off

surely

[azure tangle]

Bugs are what makes factorio more of a challenge.

[subtle shoal]

lol

lmao even

nah im not

i like to suffer

[thin wedge]

souls factorio

[half kettle]

?

[toxic hawk]

!

[stone meadow]

?!

[subtle shoal]

...?

[hollow grove]

!!!

[young kelp]

~

[hollow grove]

‽

[subtle shoal]

...!

[rare peak]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[young kelp]

emotichateral when

[hollow grove]

@stone meadow punctuation-chat today?

[stone meadow]

no

[hollow grove]

cringe

[stone meadow]

cant tell me what to do

[hollow grove]

mod abuse

oh wait

[karmic jetty]

ive rarely talked here lately

[stone meadow]

good

[karmic jetty]

how goes my fief

[stone meadow]

bad

[karmic jetty]

!!

triple the tax

no plungie goes home until quota is met

[hollow grove]

get the bullwhip out

[azure tangle]

https://giphy.com/gifs/whip-it-LLCwe2Yfz3nTq

[wide jolt]

Demote frogski petition sign below

[sacred schooner]

https://youtube.com/shorts/6wUlkXXJT3k?si=BDSOsbiY9PTm5IgD

[azure tangle]

space.

[stone meadow]

remove rescueraider74 petition

[rare peak]

pretty

[stone meadow]

oh wait i dont need a petition

[azure tangle]

I feel like this is relevant in todays society.

[toxic hawk]

@young kelp Baldwin is really about love

[azure tangle]

I changed my skybox

[rare peak]

cool yellow space ship

[azure tangle]

It's jsut the default spawn ship for space lol

[rare peak]

idk what it is, but I'm just about it

[karmic jetty]

[quasi slate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1470434504127676520.webp?size=96

[rare peak]

I support

[oblique stream]

Frogski can we ban zo

for spamming this stupid

fucking

[karmic jetty]

[oblique stream]

cat

That fucking cat that I hate

[karmic jetty]

sussy animu is okay but droolcat is wrong huh

i see how it is

[oblique stream]

One makes me bored, other makes me annoyed

sussy

[karmic jetty]

!!!

i like droolcat

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-anger-jerma-turning-red-with-anger-jerma-holding-in-anger-gif-2142279702531260560

Your days are counted

and I cant count above 2

[karmic jetty]

u tupid

[rare peak]

[wide jolt]

Preposterous

[lyric galleon]

why does he look like ai

[stone meadow]

because its jerma

he is ai

[karmic jetty]

this is real

no human is named jerma

[oblique stream]

no human is named zo either

Ai scum🫵

[karmic jetty]

[lyric galleon]

cyberstan propaganda

[karmic jetty]

that reminds me

it is time

[half kettle]

what the hells cyberstan

[karmic jetty]

vox hell

[stone meadow]

augh why is instagram so bent on showing me political posts if i just watch one of em

[karmic jetty]

waiter waiter more vox engines pls

[stone meadow]

i like a billion memes but i watch one political post, not even interact with it and now my entire feed is political posts

why doesnt it work for memes

[quasi slate]

project zomboid low income chinese man opens fish place in knox county b42 mp project zomboid roleplay

[stone meadow]

is that an ai prompt

[quasi slate]

ermmm

[stone meadow]

you know nothing

[quasi slate]

da knolwedge of da tabel

[azure tangle]

It's Space Engineers

[quasi slate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nK7mLp0YD7Q Finally
United states < > Europe

[karmic jetty]

spirit photo

[azure tangle]

https://i.imgur.com/S0SXj0x.png

Somethin tells me this aint safe

Even if it is less than 1k mph

but considering ships dont slow down for shit, if anything gets in front of me, I die

[stone meadow]

This beer is making me shiver

[azure tangle]

I've just learnt Space Engineers has flight stick support.

This is about to be a whole new game.

But using a flight stick in zero g is weird.

[stone meadow]

been raining all fucking year

what else is new

[azure tangle]

The UI loses its shit

Game doesn't like using the flight stick for steering and keyboard for speed control lol

[thin wedge]

he got the shakes

https://tenor.com/view/casca48-gif-22559634

[vital marten]

While I never get anything done due to my insane levels of procrastination I have found the key to minor productivity

Just do it

[azure tangle]

https://giphy.com/gifs/just-do-it-shia-UqZ4imFIoljlr5O2sM

I wonder how Shia is doing nowadays after his complete mental break

Now people are realizing he wasn't just some crazy dude rambling nonsense about Hollywood.

He deserves a public apology tbh

[toxic hawk]

I don't think i like reddit at all.

[stone meadow]

nah im legit just cold from the beer

[thin wedge]

sure

[stone meadow]

but also im a raging alcoholic

[lilac quarry]

alcohol withdrawals

he's about to die

[thin wedge]

seizures

[stone meadow]

finally

[thin wedge]

boss i habe a seizures

[stone meadow]

wow you aged yourself there

[thin wedge]

[lilac quarry]

I thought you were going to stumble into the river when walking back to the van

[toxic hawk]

Imagine getting delirium

[stone meadow]

at least early 20s

[lilac quarry]

imagine purposely offsetting your exogenous gaba receptors 🤓

[stone meadow]

I thought the van was gonna go into the river when we parked tbh

[thin wedge]

get the ass pills

[lilac quarry]

because you were already drunk

blasted even

[stone meadow]

Nuh uh

[azure tangle]

Please tell me Im not having a dumb moment and this is in reference to John Coffey in The Green Mile?

[lilac quarry]

OH YEAH

the cans rolling around in the back

[stone meadow]

I wasnt THAT drunk when we parked

[lilac quarry]

baph hugging his 2L of cider

[stone meadow]

I was definitely blasted when we got back tho

[quasi slate]

I tried getting into SE but at the time Elite Dangerious took my heart for my favorite space game

[toxic hawk]

Imagine purposefully causing your liver to go into fibrosis

[thin wedge]

very canadian coded

[stone meadow]

fiber is good for you i hear

[azure tangle]

I got SE in alpha testing, so I been at it a long time lol

But flight stick control was only added recently

[thin wedge]

strongbow drinker

[stone meadow]

ew

[quasi slate]

Veteran

[icy vigil]

Joebow

[stone meadow]

strongbows are for chavs and 16 year olds

[quasi slate]

I dont remember when i tried the game but probably half a decade ago before 2020s

[stone meadow]

or chav 16 year olds

[azure tangle]

@thin wedge plz don't ignore me, I must know if I am right on my reference, I might lose my mind lol

[azure tangle]

Surprise Mother Fucker.

[thin wedge]

no its not green hill

[icy vigil]

i think you shouldnt ignore him joe

[lilac quarry]

ok joshua

[azure tangle]

Okay, so am idiot, must be a reference I don't know then.

[quasi slate]

Deliver the commission i sent u 9 months ago pls

[icy vigil]

wait 9 months more

[azure tangle]

I shall procure a bag of peni for you to choketh on.

[icy vigil]

(pregnant)

[thin wedge]

Ms zoologist can you be @loud pumice wife

[stone meadow]

what are you comissioning, a child

[lilac quarry]

he's an elephant

[quasi slate]

ok i have the patience of a murderer i can wait

[lilac quarry]

18 month gestation

[stone meadow]

they take that long?

[azure tangle]

Isn't that technically all that surrogacy is?

[lilac quarry]

actually 22 months

it's insane

[icy vigil]

for a child that will rule nations

[thin wedge]

mpreg

[lilac quarry]

elephants have the longest gestation

[quasi slate]

What is gastation sorry im new

[lilac quarry]

pregnancy

[thin wedge]

[quasi slate]

Is it a station that sells gas

[lilac quarry]

it's a jester station

i gest

[stone meadow]

how long does a horse take

[thin wedge]

thats gas indeed

[quasi slate]

Balatro

🃏

[stone meadow]

jester, balatro reference

[lilac quarry]

I'm not a pregnancy master

ask bill

he's a midwife

[azure tangle]

I thought there was a shark that had a longer gestational period.

Like 3+ years

[stone meadow]

are you sure

[thin wedge]

but you deliver a few in your career

[lilac quarry]

https://klipy.com/gifs/mog-mogged-11

[thin wedge]

[stone meadow]

youre a paramedic they teach you surely

[lilac quarry]

yeahb ut you deliver more

I've never delivered a horse

unfortunately

[stone meadow]

Yeah cause theyre foals

[azure tangle]

There's also a salamander that has a 4 year gestational period. So Elephants are the longest gestational period of land animals

[thin wedge]

they never called a paramedic for animal cases

[lilac quarry]

oh so YOU'RE the expert

[azure tangle]

Not the longest over all

[thin wedge]

so sad

[stone meadow]

cant deliver a horse its full grown

idiot

[lilac quarry]

ok drunk

enjoy your puny brain

https://tenor.com/view/kek-oaxxes-cat-lmao-rofl-so-funny-man-gif-18778682

[quasi slate]

Soon bbg soon

[azure tangle]

leon over here spreading misinformation

[stone meadow]

i looked it up its 11 months for a horse

[lilac quarry]

so basically they're human

[stone meadow]

so the bigger the baby the longer it takes, which makes sense i suppose

[lilac quarry]

just delay a human gregnancy by 2 months and boom

FOAL

[azure tangle]

tell that to the salamander thats pregnant for 4 years

[stone meadow]

the horse is the one gestating

What do they teach you in paramedic academy smh

[lilac quarry]

academy lol

[stone meadow]

my brain is bigger than yours ever will be

not that you can grow your brain bigger anymore

[azure tangle]

https://giphy.com/gifs/reactiongifs-tyqcJoNjNv0Fq

[lilac quarry]

do you store the extra brain in your gut?

it is an impressive gut I'll give you that

and frogski has bad luck

[stone meadow]

Im thinner than you

I cant argue the luck part tho

[lilac quarry]

we tried going to 2 restaurants and they were both full

they saw frogski and told us they were busy

[azure tangle]

leon fat shaming.

[stone meadow]

They saw a canadian and didnt want to seat you

[icy vigil]

hehe

fat people

[lilac quarry]

I literally said it was impressive

[lilac quarry]

I mean fair I guess, we are the colony

[stone meadow]

Hes fat praising

[lilac quarry]

praise the gut

[azure tangle]

He's fat indifferent.

[lilac quarry]

https://klipy.com/gifs/knight-solar

[azure tangle]

I wonder how well SE will play on my 55in tv in comparison to a monitor.

[lilac quarry]

what's SE

[stone meadow]

I am getting wider, i blame the influence of being a discord mod

[azure tangle]

Space Engineers

[lilac quarry]

it's called cultivating mass

power

[stone meadow]

not as wide as leon yet tho

[lilac quarry]

accumulation

[stone meadow]

not as powerful

[lilac quarry]

hey I'm down 18 pounds today

[stone meadow]

down 18 pounds TODAY?

[lilac quarry]

and down 20 since the trip

[stone meadow]

must be a massive shit

[azure tangle]

if true, keep it up, always good being healthier.

[lilac quarry]

I'm 206lbs now

[azure tangle]

How tall?

[lilac quarry]

I'm 6'

almost 6'1

[stone meadow]

whats that in real people units

[azure tangle]

I'm 6'4 and 200lbs, still technically underweight lol

[lilac quarry]

93kg

[stone meadow]

93.44 kg

ok

[lilac quarry]

I think my ideal weight is probably 195lbs

[stone meadow]

Im 85 last i checked i think

[lilac quarry]

but I can see my abs so it's good

[azure tangle]

"real people units" man, shutup xD

[stone meadow]

Metric is just better, sorry

[lilac quarry]

I mean yeah

[sacred schooner]

amen

why are you so american leon?

[lilac quarry]

we should use kg here but it's just pounds for whatever reason

ok french

[loud pumice]

Erm

[azure tangle]

because americans wanted everything to be different

[stone meadow]

We use swagelock which is an american brand and they use imperial and man it pisses me off

[lilac quarry]

holy shit that actually rage baited me wow

what has happened

[azure tangle]

To give the biggest middle finger to britain as possible

[thin wedge]

vore chat

[sacred schooner]

he he he

[thin wedge]

[stone meadow]

cant use our metric wrenches

[azure tangle]

I use metric wrenches quite often

Same with standard

[stone meadow]

And the sizes are so fucking annoying

[lilac quarry]

what about stone wrenches

[thin wedge]

you can not resist thr zoologist uppy

[sacred schooner]

better french than from a place that has a fake london

[azure tangle]

fake london?

[lilac quarry]

we have a fake version of all british cities

[azure tangle]

Yeah we have a fake version of damn near every major world monument

lol

[stone meadow]

Like why does it go 9/64th 5/32th

[lilac quarry]

we also have punkeydoodles corners tho, which the UK does not have

great place

[azure tangle]

because 10/64th is bigger?

[stone meadow]

Normal people go 8 9 10 mm instead of these weird fractions

[azure tangle]

Normal is based on location

Normal here is fractions

[stone meadow]

no i mean using tools and bits in imperial is awful

[azure tangle]

I guess if you're not american maybe

I can make conversions in my head between the two

But I've been turning wrenches since I was like 12

[sacred schooner]

because easy numbers are hard

[stone meadow]

Instead of like, grabbing a 19 mm and an 8mm you need a 5/16th and a 3/4 inch

pmo honestly

[azure tangle]

Ya'know, I wonder if theres any correlation between me smoking cigarettes and working on cars, because they both started about the same time lol

[sacred schooner]

the muricans did try to convert to metric some decades ago, but it fell flat

[lilac quarry]

I do NOT miss cigarettes

except when I'm in europe

[azure tangle]

Me either

[sacred schooner]

I miss candy cigarettes

[azure tangle]

Been exactly 3 months since I last smoked

[lilac quarry]

hell yeah

[stone meadow]

yeah but you dont need to keep anything in mind with a metric system, its straightforward and linear

[thick mirage]

congrats!

[lilac quarry]

good for you man, I don't regret any time since I quit years ago

[stone meadow]

what comes after 8mm? 9

what comes after 9? 10

[sacred schooner]

20*

[stone meadow]

i will ban you

[lilac quarry]

now I have a better relationship with nicotine, it's still fucking awful for me but I choose my times lol

and only vapes

[sacred schooner]

it's no longer mod_abuse_chat

[thin wedge]

european breakfast

[azure tangle]

I quit in december the day after my youngest daughters first birthday. After 20 years of smoking

[lilac quarry]

HEROOOOOOOOOOOOO

[azure tangle]

The withdrawals from nicotine were worse than alcohol for me.

[lilac quarry]

incredible

[stone meadow]

im not a smoker, i dont even like smoking by itself

[lilac quarry]

dude they were fucking awful

[stone meadow]

but i do smoke socially

when im out

[lilac quarry]

I weened off pretty gradually and it was still really tough

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/lapiscel-funny-fishing-coffee-cigarettes-gif-10987229132146523938

[lilac quarry]

not as bad as heroin but still hard lol

[rare peak]

ugh, I've quit like three seperate times, I'm such a glutton for punishment

[azure tangle]

I didn't ween off. I went from 2.5 packs a day and a a can and a half of chewing tobacco to nothing

I thought I was gonna die

[lilac quarry]

it might have actually been comparable in some aspects but without the veins on fire feeling

[thin wedge]

now your the heroin supplier

[lilac quarry]

erm it's morphine and fentanyl 🤓

[thin wedge]

sure

[lilac quarry]

actually sent a man to space the other day

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-hug-happy-gif-7541251622685608094

[stone meadow]

coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb lol

[azure tangle]

I tried all the gradual weening off shit like patcfhes, gum, etc, none of it worked

[lilac quarry]

well, he thought he was on a plane but yeah

[thin wedge]

gotta get those drug chasers their fix

[azure tangle]

I had to just quit cold turkey

[lilac quarry]

broke his hip falling down the stairs, we blasted him with some fentanyl, didn't work as well as we hoped so we gave him ketamine and he was fucking GONE

[stone meadow]

im glad i dont like smoking by itself
a smoke after some beers with friends hits just right tho

[lilac quarry]

fully believing he was on a plane from italy

[azure tangle]

I don't drink anymore either.

[lilac quarry]

https://klipy.com/gifs/goku-xenoverse-2

[azure tangle]

Havent for almost a year and a half

[lilac quarry]

me neither

it's so much better

[thin wedge]

folded

[lilac quarry]

I'm 3 months off rn

[loud pumice]

I an immune to propaganda

[stone meadow]

drinking is a big vice for me, to my detriment

[azure tangle]

My next thing to cut out is caffeine

[lilac quarry]

I've had a beer or two in between but honestly I just don't even enjoy it anymore

[loud pumice]

[lilac quarry]

I can never quit I know this

[azure tangle]

I wanna be to the point the only thing I drink is water

[lilac quarry]

I'm simply not strong enough

[stone meadow]

I had to quit caffeine due to my meds lol

[lilac quarry]

I only drink water and caffeine

[azure tangle]

Been there before for a few years, then drank energy drinks when working construction and got hooked again

[sacred schooner]

bought this one pack in september of spiked lemonade, still haven't finished it

[stone meadow]

I used to drink coffee twice a day

[lilac quarry]

I like energy drinks so I know not to have them lmao

[sacred schooner]

they taste so bad

[azure tangle]

I'm down to 1-2 caffeinated drinks a day now

[lilac quarry]

hot take

insane take xal

[azure tangle]

From a 2 liter+ per day

[stone meadow]

But if i have coffee with my meds i will probably suffer a heart attack

[sacred schooner]

I just pop a caffeine pill when I NEED to stay awake for x reason

100x times cheaper

[stone meadow]

whats spiked lemonade

[sacred schooner]

low % alcoholic lemonade

[stone meadow]

Not even the fun kind of spiked smh

[azure tangle]

I still get my nicotine through vaping though

[lilac quarry]

it's a good way to fully get off

anyone who asks about quitting nicotine I recommend the vape

[azure tangle]

I definitely didn't type that, the fuck

I was changing my daughters diaper

[sacred schooner]

most probably got more people into it

[balmy grove]

https://tenor.com/view/the-prodigy-wrench-gif-13504236

[lilac quarry]

sure, but as a way with a goal to get off of it, you can actually get lower concentration vapes

which is not possible with darts

[stone meadow]

All i had for food today is a cup of tomato soup and half a packet of crisps

[sacred schooner]

great tool, but lots of stupid kids

[stone meadow]

i like vapes by themselves

as in not as a tool to quit smoking

[balmy grove]

Mix it in single pot dish

[stone meadow]

mm tomato crisp soup

[sacred schooner]

I never tried a vape, or smoking at all for that matter, always had a really negative view of it since I was a kid

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/omegako-vegeta-omegako-vegeta-gif-4680908861262473325

[stone meadow]

Since i dont regularly smoke i buy packs of cigs, and give most of mine out

[lilac quarry]

good, it's stupid

complete waste of time and money

[sacred schooner]

reason I first hated it is incredibly ironic, but too serious

[stone meadow]

Im surprised i didnt get addicted to smoking tbh

I got a very addictive personality courtesy of my add

[lilac quarry]

just lock in

smh

[stone meadow]

But smoking just isnt something i enjoy by itself apparently

[vital marten]

I agree, lots of money wasted

[stone meadow]

truee

[vital marten]

Think of all the burgers you could buy with that ciggy money

[lilac quarry]

frog what are you doing in august/september

[stone meadow]

I dont plan that far ahead

why

[lilac quarry]

kk

[sacred schooner]

1 and a half mcChicken

[lilac quarry]

I'm going back to your favourite country

[stone meadow]

Kyrgystan?

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/lock-in-cat-locks-in-locked-in-cat-calico-cat-locked-in-gif-15260593852429593904

[lilac quarry]

oh I wish

nah the one you had a great airport experience in

[stone meadow]

augh

im still mad i left early for no reason

[lilac quarry]

😔

[dire timber]

IT'S BACK IN CANADA

[sacred schooner]

are you going to LAX or something?

[lilac quarry]

nah I'll never visit that country again in my life

[stone meadow]

whoever hacked the airports i hope they step on a lego

[lilac quarry]

fr

they also hacked toronto's airport when I landed

insane

[sacred schooner]

that cheese is so wrong

[lilac quarry]

landed at 9pm, got out of the airport at midight and then had to drive all the way home

fucking LONG ass night

[floral fiber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1136516689673076777/1468342704554381343/togif.gif

[azure tangle]

I gotta figure out who is logged into my account from somewhere, because this message wasn't me.

[lilac quarry]

on mobile most likely

[vital marten]

The new Burger King logo is great for zoning out on

Thing looks like a button

[thin wedge]

they just took the hungry jack logo and made it that

cause they know burger king is dogshit

[stone meadow]

i cant believe berlin has a fucking curfew

[vital marten]

That’s

[stone meadow]

and that my plane just barely missed the window

[lilac quarry]

yeah that really surprised me

I thought berlin would be the main airport

[stone meadow]

literally minutes difference made me stay in berlin for another day

[thin wedge]

imagine being under curfew

[lilac quarry]

I think I'm gonna have to land in frankfurt and train over to berlin

[stone meadow]

why are you going to germany

[sacred schooner]

I might actually go for it

[lilac quarry]

visit and vacation

[thin wedge]

footsies with nasko

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-breaking-bad-feet-gif-26959815

[sacred schooner]

1 foot for free

english hard

[stone meadow]

Btw the top i bought in that thrift shop was great

got many compliments

[lilac quarry]

yeah bro I hated you at that moment

but it wouldn't fit me now anyway

I'm too jacked now

[stone meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/you-got-to-be-quicker-than-that-gotta-be-quicker-than-that-quick-you-gotta-be-quicker-than-that-gif-17491322042216115294

[lilac quarry]

I POINTED IT OUT

you wouldn't have found it if it weren't for me, AND I suggested we go into the store

[stone meadow]

Nah i saw it first

Thats why i could buy it first

[trail palm]

🤔

[stone meadow]

German thrift shops are better than ours tho

[vital marten]

Why did I read this in Hans capon voice lmao

[lilac quarry]

the second you said this I could hear it too that's wild

[stone meadow]

I read it in his voice too now

some shit hed say

[oblique stream]

Almaty?

[subtle shoal]

URANUS ❗

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/kazakstan-gif-9926781826238488769

What about my anus

[stone meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/point-gif-2450101530054484962

[sacred schooner]

is leaking gas

[stone meadow]

its kinda crazy how much importance people in central asia place on your relatives nationality

[oblique stream]

has a spot on its bottom

[azure tangle]

https://giphy.com/gifs/cut-neil-slack-iaBaSFCwOA384

[stone meadow]

Im half kazakh cause my dad is technically kazakh

[subtle shoal]

IT DOES

[stone meadow]

despite the fact neither i nor my dad lived in kazakhstan

nor do we have a kazakh citizenship

[lilac quarry]

I would love to visit those places but they're so far

[oblique stream]

neither do i

[stone meadow]

but im a метис because my dad is kazakh and my mum is kyrgyz

[oblique stream]

Metis in chat

point and laugh

[subtle shoal]

fun fackt kazakhstan ruled the world but kazakh friendlie countriey so it gave away the land to other country

[stone meadow]

metis is better

[oblique stream]

I never got the importance of heritage lines in kazakhstan

[lilac quarry]

what's metis to you guys?

[stone meadow]

id love to visit my own damn country but it costs too much

[stone meadow]

mixed

[lilac quarry]

interesting

[stone meadow]

Im mixed because my dad is "kazakh" because his parents are kazakh

[oblique stream]

Like my history teacher out right said that anyone from southern heritage are inferier to him

[lilac quarry]

metis here is one of the larger indegenous groups

[sacred schooner]

Leon would guess my ancestry in 2 seconds

[lilac quarry]

pretty sure I'm some part metis

[stone meadow]

even though my dad never lived in kazakhstan

[oblique stream]

Frenchie

[stone meadow]

and neither did i

[lilac quarry]

I feel like a lot of us would be

[sacred schooner]

🧅 🧅 🧅

[stone meadow]

the importance people in central asia place on where you and/or your family is from is silly

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/jay-foreman-france-map-men-french-gif-9152899160753196

[stone meadow]

Like we all come from the same bloodline anyway

[lilac quarry]

REAL

[stone meadow]

we were nomads

[sacred schooner]

how'd you dox me like that?

[oblique stream]

in kazakhstan is silly because its a nations dumpster

[stone meadow]

Countries didnt exist up until the 20th century

[oblique stream]

germans in kazakhstan

[lilac quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/wwe-brock-lesnar-wwe-wrestlemania-wrestlemania-shaking-head-gif-17533356

[stone meadow]

kyrgystan is also a melting pot

id say its THE melting pot for central asia

its located as central as it can be and we have everyone

[oblique stream]

i have two kyrgys flatmates

one doesnt speak russian, other doesnt speak kyrgys

[stone meadow]

I dont speak kyrgyz lol

[thick mirage]

kyrgystan is a country >.<

[sacred schooner]

countries in the middle east/west of asia are one of 2 things, straight borders that make no sense, or the most confusing borders known to man

[oblique stream]

I thought mongolia is connected to kazakhstan

why did china greed them out of border

[stone meadow]

but ive not heard of a kyrgyz person not speaking russian

Unless theyre from way out in the boonies

I wish i spoke kyrgyz tbh, but when i was growing up the mentality was still russian centric

Nowadays they are making moves to make kyrgyz important

[oblique stream]

I dont speak kazakh so

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1209560274101604482/1427201930404302928/ezgif-55f10fcc36d428.gif

[stone meadow]

Cant hold a goverment position if you dont speak kyrgyz, and everything has to have a kyrgyz translation

[oblique stream]

My family doesnt neither, or 80% of my (ex)classmates

[sacred schooner]

well, friday the 13th is in fashion today

[oblique stream]

Why

[quasi slate]

tomorrow is yuri day

[stone meadow]

Thats cause of our generation

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-thumbnail-does-he-know-he-doesnt-know-gif-27552850

[stone meadow]

Future generations will be fluent

[oblique stream]

True but also none of my family members did

Like 0

[stone meadow]

Well i assume you guys had the same russian language centric culture

[oblique stream]

Pretty much

[hollow grove]

its time

time to beat someone to death with a wrench

[stone meadow]

Its a pretty recent thing, this push for our native languages to become the focus

[oblique stream]

<t:1770997650:S>

it is time

[stone meadow]

I wish i spoke kyrgyz cause its a turkic language so id be able to understand a lot of turkic based languages

[oblique stream]

Worse than not speaking Kazakh is not speaking greek

[stone meadow]

did you live in greece tho

[oblique stream]

Essentially no

[sacred schooner]

better be a metric one

[oblique stream]

We have members there after the great displacement of greeks from turkey

[upper rain]

b

[stone meadow]

I think its more important to be able to speak the language of the country you live in

[oblique stream]

and my grand-grand mother only spoke greek when she was displaced to almaty

[lilac quarry]

yeah xal speak english

[stone meadow]

what is he french canadian?

[lilac quarry]

how did you not know this

[stone meadow]

Do i look like i pay attention

[sacred schooner]

how did you not notice me spamming quebec stuff

[stone meadow]

the french have it too good tbh

[stone meadow]

when i was there on holiday i saw their rent prices

€400 for a decent sized one bed flat

[sacred schooner]

non

[stone meadow]

theres currently a one bed basement with a single window up for rent near me for £1000

1148 euro

also france has a lot of cool castles

[lilac quarry]

yeah but france

[stone meadow]

atp id rather be french

[lilac quarry]

ok real I feel that lol

I mean I love being canadian but from your perspective

fuck the UK that shit is EXPENSIVE

[toxic hawk]

depends onthe city. You're looking at about 500 here for a one room apartement.

[stone meadow]

and my dumbass lives in one of the more expensive cities to boot

but tbh i saw your rent

[toxic hawk]

(if you're poor enough, the government helps you pay rent so it's okay)

[stone meadow]

its not any better

[lilac quarry]

bro........

this is some of the cheaper rent here

[stone meadow]

euro?

also

[lilac quarry]

for the same thing

[toxic hawk]

goddamn

[toxic hawk]

euro yeah

[stone meadow]

500 euro will not even get you a garage here

[lilac quarry]

500 euro literally wont get you housing here

500 euro means you're actually homeless

[stone meadow]

the cheapest rentable property i saw in my area is £500 for a garage

[lilac quarry]

unless you have a bunch of roommates

[toxic hawk]

If you're lucky enough, you can get a two bedroom for about 600 to 700

[stone meadow]

two bed here is £1.2k minimum

[toxic hawk]

1.2K would get you some downtown fancy stuff

[stone meadow]

1378 euro

[toxic hawk]

but damn, fuck inflation

housing market is screwed

[stone meadow]

what inflation, its a very deliberate price point

the prices are fixed on purpose

£1k for a one bed flat 20 mins bus ride out of town

In the city a 1 bed flat will cost £1.6k

[toxic hawk]

Holy damn

well to be honest

Paris and Marseille would probably get you the same treatement

Im lucky to be in a relatively small town.

[stone meadow]

yeah but paris is your capital

im not even in the damn capital

i saw parisian rent prices too and theyre goood compared to here

London is absurdly expensive for rent

Thankfully i dont live there

[toxic hawk]

Living in london cant be worse than burmingham

[novel fern]

birmingham alabama?

jk rent prices are atrocious

beyond atrocious they’re fully a crime against the working class

[stone meadow]

I legit dont know how people can possibly afford living

I am in the top 20% earners and i can barely make it

how tf is the other 80% of the country managing

[novel fern]

probably mutual aid

neighborly love

[stone meadow]

the only person i know my age thats living by himself has a partner and has 2 kids, and hes in council housing

And we work in engineering

[novel fern]

america doesn’t have that RIP

[toxic hawk]

crime

[stone meadow]

How tf are all of us supposed to live

Im blessed, much better off than most and still on a tight budget

[novel fern]

i think the housing market is one of those societal contradictions with capitalism that foster absurdism. things like this make people not take life seriously

know what i mean

same with the entire phrase “it is what it is”

[stone meadow]

the cost of rent takes up most of the average persons wage

[toxic hawk]

They need to pay people more

fuck they doing

[stone meadow]

youre not supposed to spend over half your wage on rent

My main job i took a 4 year qualification for cannot pay for rent where i live

or rather, cannot pay for rent and actually living

[mellow dawn]

is the struggle real?

[novel fern]

i was living paycheck to paycheck working up to 3 part time jobs during college but with getting an engineering job and married i’m less pressed financially

[stone meadow]

Very real unfortunately

[novel fern]

the struggle is never ending

[sacred schooner]

I got lucky with a shit apartment for cheap, but minimum rent today is above 1000 CAD

still cheap compared to everywhere else

[novel fern]

my shittiest studio apartment with no roommates was $900

[sacred schooner]

must be the french

[stone meadow]

Im working in engineering and my salary is quite above the median yet my main salary alone cannot afford a place to rent without roommates

[novel fern]

i would be able to get a place without my wife’s income but i wouldn’t be able to save money regularly/monthly

[bold cobalt]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-team-fortress2-engineer-engineer-tf2-tf2engineer-gif-22691307

[stone meadow]

im an engtech which is £30-35k on average and that salary will just about cover rent and food

Moderating is a blessing, idk how id manage without it

[bold cobalt]

Frogski when are we getting hammer chat

[novel fern]

i design tools for jet engines and turbo machinery and the pay is honestly low for my degree

[stone meadow]

Hammers are low tier citizens

[novel fern]

the entry level salary has dropped every year since i started college

[bold cobalt]

How much

[stone meadow]

Im working with the atomic weapons establishment lol

[novel fern]

75 a year plus overtime

brother that’s intense

[stone meadow]

got a hand in nuke development

[bold cobalt]

Why are all of you super villain sidekicks

[stone meadow]

Yet im paid fuck all for the kind of work i do

I also have projects with airbus

and a quantium computing company

[novel fern]

i have projects with CFM international

[stone meadow]

I used to work for the atomic energy authority, so i basically went from the good side of atomic energy to the evil one

[empty frigate]

why is he getting a bath is he stupid

[bold cobalt]

Hes just like you

[empty frigate]

🙁

[bold cobalt]

[empty frigate]

thry fucjin killed him nooo

[devout scroll]

CHAT the cheesecake factory has hired me as a line cook! didnt think there was a job in the big 26 ngl

[empty frigate]

why would they give him joy just to end his life

[empty frigate]

oo nice

[stone meadow]

nice, thats in dollars?

[subtle shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/can-we-tempt-you-can-i-tempt-you-tempt-cat-cat-gif-cat-gif-15432872057513694522

[bold cobalt]

If you want i can hire you on my farm for holey beyond under minimum wage

[novel fern]

yeah it’s good generally but for my degree it isn’t average. people don’t take the tooling as serious as the engines. but they also can’t put the engines together without us

[stone meadow]

I kind of want to get up in the foodchain but to be a proper engineer you need a degree
and also you end up doing less actual engineering and more paperwork and meetings

[devout scroll]

i have 2 years of farmhand experience helping a old rancher build a massive compound

i dont wanna get burnt again

it took a YEAR to loss the tan

[bold cobalt]

Can you put down a pig with a knife

[novel fern]

i want to get up in the food chain but i also want to get into a different sector of engineering

[stone meadow]

I love my job because every day i get to work hands on with lots of stuff, but engineers end up spending more time in meetings or conceptulising

[devout scroll]

maybe with a .308

[bold cobalt]

Yeah guns arent all too popular here

Mostly

[stone meadow]

Working on stuff tool in hand is my favourite part

[devout scroll]

why not

[novel fern]

most of engineering time here is spent on writing problem reports, finding parts, doing meeting, and doing math

[devout scroll]

we get alot of hog here its easiest to just shoot them

[bold cobalt]

Because cops shoot you the moment they find out you have one

[stone meadow]

yep, thats the case for all engineering ive seen

[devout scroll]

]🤨

[stone meadow]

a lot of desk work

meetings

and i hate it personally

[bold cobalt]

Yeah

[devout scroll]

im from texas so thats like, an alien concept to me ngl

[stone meadow]

engineering technician work is perfect for my ADD brain because its physical and always engages me mentally

[devout scroll]

nothing wrong with a gun theres just might be something wrong with the person who HAS a gun tho hehe

[bold cobalt]

The part i live in has alot of terrorist groups in the mountains so cops instantly suspect you if you have a gun

[novel fern]

i don’t mind the work but i hate the technology always breaking and being slow and corporate always changing things. between yesterday and today i have 7 hours on something that should’ve taken 3 but shit loaded so slow or crashed

[stone meadow]

but unfortunately the ceiling for that work is low

doesnt pay out too well

[devout scroll]

were are you from?

[novel fern]

have you looked at test engineering jobs?

[bold cobalt]

Hundred islands

[stone meadow]

Ive looked at all kinds, but whats special about test engineering

[novel fern]

hands on

[bold cobalt]

Another hint is lady boys

[devout scroll]

oh Philippines w

[stone meadow]

Oh is it

[novel fern]

yeah regularly running procedures and writing reports

[stone meadow]

All i really want is work that has me use tools

the writing part is my kryptonite

[devout scroll]

my ex is from the Philippines but he went to study in china

[stone meadow]

I hated doing coursework

Im glad its behind me now that i passed

[bold cobalt]

Would want to visit china had they not been actively threatening us

[stone meadow]

And i havent had to do many proper reports

I can fill out test sheets and what not but id hate to make up and fill out reports

[bold cobalt]

Anyways going deep in the jungle around here is a gamble whether you'll be met by soldiers or terrorists

[stone meadow]

Its a dilemma between making more money and enjoying my job

[bold cobalt]

Ill do anything if it means more money personally

[stone meadow]

I could make a lot more money at the cost of my soul

[stone meadow]

i used to think that way

[bold cobalt]

I still think that way

[novel fern]

it gets to a point tho

[stone meadow]

But after working and enjoying my job vs just working for a paycheck, its a big difference

[bold cobalt]

Hey man cows are expensive i gotta do what i gotta do