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hey
Why
I play the mobile version :/
Is there a pz mobile?
I have the money to buy it but
might be a dumb question but how do yall have that builder role or the one with the axe
Yea, zomdroid
there is a port
the only way to get it is by my mom
but she just doesn't allow me
What should I do?
@young kelp
earn it
Idk, wait for birthday money?
like?
idk do some chores for her
guys, they literally just said they have the money lol
promise her to do better in school
I have the money to buy it, the problem is she doesn't allow me to
Just get the game via unconventional means and pay for it down the line when you can.
bruh
dude I'm already in college
oh lol
damn
your mom doesn't allow you to buy games with your own money, and you're atleast 19 ?
idk go hand out flyers in a grocery store for a quick buck or something lol
When I was a kid I had pocket money but no credit card for games
it won't do anything, I always do chores so
Huh
Parents didn't trust steam so spent some time without games lol
ask a friend for buying the game for you then pay that friend
yeah
At 19 I had credit and everything, that sucks
I don't know why but she's my mom so I can't do anything about it
what about your dad
I was able to buy my own stuff at like 15 when I got my first job.
He's in Australia rn
insane she doesn't let you buy something
My mother had zero authority over me after i turned 13 goddamn
He always agrees with my mom
Gotta love child labour
thats how i got the game
Ohh
The children yearn for the mines
im having a difficult time comprehending this I feel bad for you for having such a controlling mom and the fact your dad isn't the boss of the family
but my friends only knows one thing, roblox
Men don't have to be the boss smh
lmaowhat?
does any of them use a card to get robux or smh?
bruh you sound stupid lmao
why not just feel bad for them having a controlling parent.
I can't imagine college aged people playing roblox
Idk
Roblox is a creator platform, i dont see the issue
damn
I guess I'll just use mobile
what are we talking about
ngl
Men
the port is kinda dookie
WHERE
it doesnt work on my phone
but I'll buy a console that connects to a phone
well its a dookie pphone but
You can buy a console but not the game?
My phone literally has a microscope that can see the small holes through shirts or smth
Hello Omar (Omar)
I'ma show u
Hi Dairy Free from Project Zomboid
aight
Saturday, 25 pm
way behind lmao
stupiidd time traveller
5.52 pm
gosleep
Consider putting the phone down and sleeping
Considering it rn
Do the secret technique, 500 miligrams of caffeine
never
we're invading Cyberstan
no time for sleep
does anyone here play project zomboid on mobile
True, once I skipped coffee and it was hell with the withdrawals
i remember i couldnt sleep for hours on end because of tea
i got moved to a new cubicle at work and the dude in front of me constantly talks about the stupidest shit
some guy got moved to a cubicle behind me and constantly talks about the stupidest shit
I gotta sleep guys
Sup
these two guys got moved near my cubicle and they are constantly talking about the stupidest shit
shes alive
I fucking love eating ROCKS
The happy ending hell yeah
Cyberstan has been so peak
Would've been better had i not been tossed around like a plastic bag in the wind by cyborgs that know kung fu
caffeine is goated
🙁 I got fired today
Why
They wouldn't tell me
cant you sue them for that
well then, go ahead and claim workers comp
I wasn't even on like a performance improvement plan or anything
I mean have you done anything that could fire you
if you're feeling particularly petty, feels free to consult an employment laywer, since they didn't tell you a valid reason for you to get fired
That called depression
Or burnout
I got all og that and more :)
how do i undo
I might do that actually
were you in a union?
a good union goes a long way
I'm in favor of that but I feel like that's p word and I don't want to get in trouble
if talking workers rights and unions was too political of a subject, then I'd ask leon to smack me
I don't see anyone green or red that I want to reach out to for permission
in any case, get what you're owed
I've no classes today, so I'm taking some time off and I'll be working on stuff later
what are you doing in the meantime? ^^
@chilly sage пр
xal likes playing poker in their meantime
i have seen it
floof likes being kidnapped
Dude is just looking at the drapeau Québécois and laughing.
hai xal
gluten bread
gonna buy dayz to tie you up
yes pls
leave you on top of a tree
get pecked by birds idiot
but but
Fever, if you buy Dayz, i will actually boot up the game
zamn
what about me!
Who
wow
asked
what did i do to you
that big cause im replacing my shitty mic, with a shitty condenser mic with a sound card
how much do dayz go on sale
half off
all i know its third person kenshi
@toxic hawk ur mean
gonna blindfold people from behind
👋
fever save me
37 currently
i love dayz
i love dayz more
you never invite me to play dayz
how much do you love it? :o
10 years worth of love
will i find e girls in dayz
woa
Lil bro
I go to the hospital to do some unpaid part time work
Then i go to the gym to keep my body fromù breaking down
then i come home and begin doing some work, which takes me longer than the average person because i'm lazy as hell
IM RIGHT HERE
im not an e but im a girl
are you a g
but but, when fever brought it up you invited them
hell yea
yall are mean :c
im talking about high value ransom money e girls
everyone hates me
what did i do🥺
who me?
If I buy DayZ will you hop on
u didnt do anything fren
yayy hehe
how does that work
abso-fucking-lutely
love that gif
WHAT ABOUT MEEEE
True. how's that relevant
What about you
i want to play dayz
do you have a high value ransom payout
IS your Pc not working ?
dayz is awesome but my pc sucks shit and balls
i want to play with yall
nooo
gonna tie up peoples mouths when they turn their back around me
fine
you talking? NAW
go mumble toopid
did they add more ways to violate other players? i watched most of the shorts about dayzs biggest update/rehaul
Man i'd love to, but i don't like making plans because my time schedule is so unstable
but you are so down to play with everyone but me!
Look
L1ght is L1ght, he's my boy, my homie, my pookie bear
what about fever!
but not me
i see how it is
tis is funny to watch
why is he barefoot?
Plus i don't like playing with girls-
D:
jk lol
okay
murdered people with shoes
I do not discriminate upon sexe or gender
fine if you dont want to play with me then so be it
which is why i will ask, do you have shoes
i will take care of you when you get shot
never said i wouldn't
you can be a medic in dayz?
Well duh, ever heard of hermorragic shock ?
YOU MEAN I CAN HARVEST ORGANS
im moping
No
dont worry floof
and crying
ill transfuse my blood to you
You're not compatible
especially if we have different blood types
why not
you're mopping?
why not
because your antibodies react with the antigens on his red cells
i want to be compatible
I never played DayZ and I know I would never trust someone donating blood to me, dosen't it kill you if it's the wrong blood type
and you will die of a blood clot
you cant handle my strongest blood adventurer
are you saying you dont hate me jaime
even me ?
you cant handle my blood type adventurer
You're text on discord
i neither love nor hate you
I havent spoken to fever in months
I'll give you all my blood
you're all just silly people in my computer
WHAT ABOUT MEEEE
Fear the old blood
i want to be loved :c
not what i meant
yeah, first time i saw jaime again
help me
Haven't seen you since i played warframe
I remember being friends wit ha girl and she dead ass called me when i was asleep to yell at me for not texting her how you doing
Like damn bro, just chill
i dont understand this!
sorry
whar
Mute button exists for a reason
Nah, told her to just consider us done then.
jaime are we still friends
in middle of class
shutup
you shoud like calm down !!!
I don't think i would use the world friends on discord at all. We are on good terms and i think you seem pleasant if that works.
ok, serious sally
@harsh vault we can be friends c:
does this mean lotg isnt my friend
YAY
Thats up to you two to decide
A friend is someone i would inconvenience myself for. I do'nt think i would do such a thing for some strangers i never met.
yommer
Pains of a wireless mouse
technology isnt advancing
You should take this mf Raga fist.
Fair
You need a wire 
I'm still buying you games when i get money tho.
Nuh uh
uh huh
I don't like free things
me neither
i love free things
The problem with free things is once you have them they’re yours
Can i have you
Dear god
there is more
No...
jaime
as an american why do americans use cream cheese in everything
i like saying my name
Morning Brothers - just wondering if there's any fellas with the know how to download the "RV - Interiors" mod safely to an already existing multiplayer server?
jaimereqoai
pretty sure it only affects the server in a way that you wont find the rv in places you loaded in/visited
but havent tried that mod in a long time
just do a backup
Hey, thanks for the swift reply my man, 'ppreciate it
okay but what did i do :C
good news
If it's not too much trouble - would you be able to do a video guide of some sort? Or any text - I am a bit of ding dong with tech lmao
am at work, just peeking at discord :(
do uh
get mod manager
mod load sorter
mod manager server
mod manager load from (forgor💀)
No worries - been a big help already!
there should be a mod in the workshop that lets you mount the mods you enabled thats saved as a preset
If anything maybe you could just shoot a dm text guide sometime you are free - don't want to impose on you more than I already have haha
Apparently subscribing to it in the workshop isnt enough - there some manual steps i dont get
i could try but no guarantees
Don't sweat it - anything helps a ton, looking forward to it then Brother, just send me a dm whenever if you're ever available to!
Thanks again!
yummy!
ok im unmuted, yea i'll take you!
This BURNER is slower than a LADA NIVA
Like 2 hours after I got fired
Our old landlord back in California messaged us and said our exact apartment just became available
And like is that a sign or what?
which is better: current verison, or b42?
you mean 41 or 42?
Guyz how can i determine whats causing lag
Im playing 4x with mods
Usually it wasnt lagging unless theres 20k zombies in my chunk
However it started to lag even there is no zombie around me
go crazy
AYO?!
You's a real one my man haha 🥲
My dumbass woulda' finna blow my save up - saved my ass the trouble haha thanks a ton!
no problem
are there much/any permanent world (ie no wipes) pve only servers? google hasn't been much help
oops i see #1019737819981283459 so i will go there
@lilac quarry you guys will be room mates

Racket event soon
Wait no that means I will die 
Yipeeee
this is good!! :)
yes
llol what do you mean
zoologist lore
42 is great, but if you want a stable game where saves wont break or possibly things changing while the build is being balanced , especially if you use mods then i would wait until it comes to stable.
i wanna be a fox girl
Ok then
Erm
the best i can do is a sapphire bun bun lol
actually this is fine too
you can see what my pfp is ehe
weed bunny
ermardl!!
Can someone tell me as a more experienced american driver
Why the hell dumptruck semis are always hauling super fast?
Because speedlimit
My dude, he was going over it lmao
6 of them infact were all going super fast, or maybe its just how fucking huge they are
lets go diamond acquired
how to scar a generation forever
time is money
they'd go faster if they could
Nah in my case I'll be coated in a nice pile of cowshit
Or rocks
lol cow shit
Thats what we use to fertilize some plants lol
we still do that
selling cow poop good fertilizer good 👍 👍
road apples!
lmao
first time ive woken up and general chat isnt a different name from the day before
wawa hai chat
wiwi hai floof
always with the fuckin tactical leotards
someone change the channel name NOW >.<
pz_b43_chat
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actual gameplay looks really good
you know what? underclocks your CPU
D:
looks like a masterson horizon
where can i send a link to a server at
somewhere
what car does it look like then? :o
anywhere?
masterson horizon is a car in the game >.<
well what project zomboid car would you say the image is, then?
ehh its not really in PZ
Considering its a UKDM
The car I was posting is from its own game, My winter car
but the closest equivalent, in my opinion, is the horizon c:
probably
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Polish post rock
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Natural now
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hello chat\
hi cat!
mods kill this one
noo dont kill me
I hate my stupid plunger life
I'm inside your walls, observing
woaa.. why?

probably 0.3 metres
Huh
:33333
Just got Rimworld
2 veterans with revolvers and rifles couldn't take out 1 already injured megasloth 😭
They literally just stood there and waited patiently for it to maul both of them, one of them fired a few shots that made it bleed out eventually but they're both dying now
you can take a tiny model brush to fix ur mistakes
like one of those makeup brushes could work too
for eyeliner
i quickly remasked and resprayed and its a bit better now
but i'll still do some touchups once the paint cures
yeah its nice so far
im so bad at that game lol , i would always die to animals
i prefer gloss
u should use that for some of the finer details on the venting n stuff
will improve it soooooooo so so much
and right now im going for a replica of a convention car
like chrome paint
mainly because i dont want to pay those prices
ah
I really don't know what happened, I ordered them to attack and they just stood there waiting for it to kill them
hot wheels
With loaded guns in their hands
yah lol its a learning curve, id always find my pawn thingies just knocked over and im like wth lol
pudding!
looks like a minecraft helmet
if spiffo was a car lol
theres a custom idea
recreating the spiffo van in hotwheels form
the super van casting is relatively cheap so no harm in taking this on as a project
PZ chat in general. Far from natural
@plush cobalt clean your enclosure
Puppers I got my night guard and since then I’ve noticed way more clenching soreness 😂😭🥴
Bruh looking at video of myself and I’m not only thinning up top but I’m balding in the back 😭
Taking another 5 years off the clock to baldness
i would kill myself if i were bald
It’s not that bad
Until you hit your head on something
That’s 2 times worse than it usually is
man it already hurts shitloads with hair 😭
wsp guys new to the game
I never saw the harm in going bald. I don't have much risk of it as there isn't any baldness that runs int he family but even if I somehow got alopecia or something I'd just see it as an excuse to get into high quality wigs thanks to Roger from American Dad
I'd have sets that got progressively bigger so I could put them on throughout the day and make my friends and coworkers question their sanity
I don’t mind the idea of not having to manage a hairstyle so bald ain’t too bad when I look at it on the table
the harm is when you fear losing the top of your hair by 30
forever maidenless
Looks like that’ll happen by 25 
my best friend had a receding hairline at 17 and was balding at 19, still pulled a lot
lucky for me I didn't suddenly lose it all yesterday
i just have a beyond fucked hairline and thats all tbh
if i see that shit go back any further ig ill go visit a dermatologist
at least there's a lot of options these days, not like the 'spray on hair' bullshit commercials I saw growing up
being that I'm already past thirty I don't predict that someone will expect me to be in mint condition at this stage in my life
so if I did get alopecia or randomly lose my hair I wouldn't be too stressed about it in the long run after adjusting
always a good reference
good ol paint will do the job
we joke but jlaservideo did a video on this on youtube
LOCKWOOD!!!!
I GOT MY EYE ON YOU FLINT LOCKWOOD
poor cop having to deal with raining burgers
always worth rewatching
who doesnt want burger rain
I want pizza rain
hot chocolate
some stay dry and others feel the pain
perhaps i will do some helldiving...
only an 18 year old yt song lol
I found a youtuber who plays two clarinets with her individual nostrils and it's everything I didn't know I needed
they probably didn't want to bother with laws on a country per country basis (with some trying to over extend their authority to the rest of the internet) and just decided fuck it, everybody gets fucked
everybody fall back to teamspeak
let's skype
google chat anyone
MSN
yeah, it was a dark day
gotta revert to forums with all this discord bs
just a year ago I found a pretty active BBS community which I imagine will get an influx of new users thanks to discord
can you believe gen alpha will start being 18 in 5 years?
life, uhh finds a way

I vote that we freeze time
would you eat this
game ?
another word for animals hunted
small game: rats, mice, birds
game: rabbits, foxes, moderate sized animals
big game: deer, pigs
like 20 hours into this modded fallout new vegas playthrough and haven't had a single crash to desktop yet. I'm sure I should knock on wood or something but honestly I'd welcome the ctd for an authentic mojave experience
its a fully cooked stew with mushroom, rabbit meat, lemongrass, tomato paste, ketchup, and butter
i love butter
oh so youre small game?
rats rats,,,
you know Steve Martin has an album called "Let's Get Small"
still good today but man is it old
ugh
everytime i try to be wholesome and sweet with this chick she starts talking freaky
genuinely annoys me
makes me feel like its all she wants
a lot of people genuinely don't do intimacy well and default to what they know
have you told her this
i dont get it
i cuddle her and she starts trynna get frisky
Yeah thats a common thing for alot of ppl with a higher libido
hard for them to tell whats advances or not
i do find her attractive but i am just rarely in the mood for it and she doesn’t seem to understand that
rven after i say so
Yeah.. How long have you known her
that sucks, maybe you need to talk more and maybe it's just not a great fit
Next time it happens, make sure you set your boundaries of a hard No, if she continues then stop cuddling
if you dont do that alr
Idk it also makes me feel like I’m not giving her what she wants so im making her unhappy
Having hard boundaries when it comes to physical intimacy doesnt make you a bad partner
Yeah, its something that can 100% be worked through
Holy shit that intro feels longer than my entire life
wait if there is controller support why isnt it on console?
that emote name
fortnite?
get back to moding modderloid
lmao
biblical levels of greed
My house reeks of skunk
Also I'm very sad
I had such a pleasant happy weekend
Today I go back to work and my life gets turned upside down
smonk
hey guys, what version dod i need to use for b42 mp?
My problem with this is that on brief examination it sounds plausible but I sincerely doubt that it is physically possible to flatten a straw like that
the flattening machine 5000
It would need to be made out of some magical material that is in a superposition between
Elastic and inelastic

Perhaps with the right application of heat
Soft clay might work but the dimensions would still need to change
I kinda want to try it though
you morphed it, it doesnt count
it's not its original shape
two
no
and cereal is a soup
how many holes are in a polo?
the heck is a polo
a tshirt
t shirt has four holes/openings, a straw has one hole with two openings
fair argument
I'm okay with the concept that a straw has 1 continuous hole
topology and geography are fun though
But I'm not okay with the supposed proof involving stretching one opening out until it's flat
its not its original shape!!
i spent the last hour at work today looking at craigslist
Per this discussion isn't a T-shirt pretty much the same thing as two perpendicular interacting straws?
to say i was disappointed that it is not at all like what my american friends have told me would be an understatement
someone out there would probably have a viscerally negative reaction to that but to me sure
the middle is hollow
cl isn't what it used to be
i was told it was a place where i could get a crusty hooker or meet my end at the hands of a serial killer from nebraska
It sounds like you were promised early 2000s Craigslist and you got modern Craigslist
instead all i found was legitimate work
i also learned there are craigslist sections for all 5 major australian cities
including melbourne (where i live)
The head hole and waist hole are one straw, the sleeves are an intersecting straw.
and it was there and only there did i find a woman selling salacious services
although im convinced she is actually a dell optiplex 990 from 2011 in disguise
cant fool me
the intersecting straw has no physical boundary within the shirt, the shirt is a straw with two straws protruding out
wa
my school had these
interestingly enough though
there are a remarkable number of massage parlours on craigslist
i went all around the US looking at the jobs/services sections
everywhere i looked there were tons of ads for massages
the old massage parlor winking like they aren't mostly just fronts
since i mention this, i ask this again, how many holes are in a polo?
🧐
the few i looked at claimed to be licensed and had reasonable enough operating hours
10am to 7pm usually
well your front can't be illegal or it'd be a shitty front
the idea of a font being illegal because its so shit made me laugh
the AI generated advertisements and random pictures of asian women definitely gave off a very sus vibe
the whole point of a front is the finances are all illegal
so if a front isnt illegal its not a front
90% of their services might be legal but it's all very iffy
the only overt thing i found was a random woman from alabama selling feetpics
wait you're telling me that if you dont have the rights to a font important documents can be illegal?
also the community section for washington DC is full of people screaming into the void about politics
its the DC community of course there will be
you could never make me live in DC even if you paid me to
wait nevermind
while CL in america was a bit of a disappointment
CL in Canada hit the floor running
immediately i got a taste of what browsing craigslist in 2007 mightve been like
On half sword during the errand where you escort a drunk guy home, I found it easiest to cut off his head and carry it to the end
It appears that counts as getting him home
erm what the shrimp lou tenant
He’s so hard to get home the right way I had to get creative
did they fix the lag yet
Lag?
I don’t notice any lag, there was a update a week or so ago
i love half sword but im gonna wait a bit before buying
waiting for more polishes and bug fixes etc
the demo is enough for me right now but i love the direction the game is going so far
I still haven’t gotten out of beggar phase 🥀
I like its direction but more polish is needed for sure
Combat feels more responsive than what I played around with in the demo, but the demo could’ve also changed since the last time I played it
they havent updated the demo in a while, and they likely wont focus on updating it, not for a while atleast
they're gonna focus on getting half-sword out of early acess before they decide to update the demo, maybe
ive actually thought if they might cus the demo has some bugs that are annoying
so maybe one day
so far canadian craigslist has been an experience
and so far the only place ive found a bitcoin scam
now im morbidly curious what would happen if i put up a craigslist ad looking for people to play project zomboid with
as well, what does this mean?
im insanely confused
well im a girlfailure so that explains it
that includes me not knowing because im not a testosterone induced alpha male
buy my course for 39.99$ a month and you too can be a testosterone induced alpha male
you pay just get beat into the floor and emotionally abused
its not completely unhinged like eastern canada and saskatchewan
pretty much entirely legit businesses
and this cat who needs a home
lil goober
that's the 1000$ per slot alpha training camp
gas mask not included
is he wearing a gas nask
also it looks like the lady in the backgrounds holding up a fan set to the one setting to her shirt
false alarm (?)
hes eager to fiddle the knob
hiii
It got split into 4 chats
what are the other 3
Good question
:3?
@violet solar Hey! Can you accept my request? I have something about your mod I’d like to share
I really dont do random frs, espevially new accs.
oh yeah, the secret #frogski_feetpics_collection chat
forgot about that one
😅
this chat is au naturale?
its false advertising
this chat is 100% genetically modified
Yeah, I get it. Discord just wouldn't let me DM you, so I asked you to accept my request, but then everything got sorted out
i dont shave but i wax my body
IS THAT WHAT THAT MEANS
I have never fucking known what that phrase meant
🍐 🥜
but we know how the french do it
pearnut
Au naturelle*
looks at jaime
Fr*nch
dont ask me to spell french things
Of course
I'm overe here jonking my peare nutte
🥒 💦
fun fact the French word for Doll is Poupi
And then they just have fruit for fruit like bro make up your mind
and the French word for house is uhhh
Madison
le boof
maison
boef perhaps
Madison due Boef
so dollhouse is poupi maison
Poupée pronounced poop eh
wahts a wig on a doll called
See this is what I like about Spanish. The pronunciation makes sense
Unlike French (at times)
it still looks funny!
É is pronounced eh at all times
It does make sense.
So youre telling me bro spelled the word wrong AND didn't include the accent mark 💀
That's like the most important thing
I dunno nothing all I know is funny word
It was funny so who cares
bought some good tea today
gonna ruin it with some tamarind and cream and such tommorow
It was
tons of sugar
Was just nitpicking shit
I honestly couldn't even remember how to spell poupee
I'll walk to the asian market tommorow and buy pearls
I've never been a tea drinker myself. Idk maybe I haven't had the right kind or flavors or whatever but the taste is just revolting to me
But everyone around me is
its worse
I am making milk tea,
I did have chamomile tea once though and while it tasted like shit it did help me chill out
dont worry when your old, you will lose all sense of taste
Explain
human taste buds die over time
are replaced but not all
children dont like broccoli, cause they can actually taste it
Broccoli fucking slaps
Was i the only kid who loved (and still lovss) broccoli
I hated raisins as a kid
Eepy time chat
Fuck raisins and fuck almonds
babies have some absurd amount of taste buds, to keep them from poisoning themselves
Both are nasty
Who didnt
babies have taste buds on their lips
Almonds are good
Almonds I dont mind
to help find the nipple
It doesn't seem to work 💀
Calm it with almonds
babies arent made for modern poisons
most natural poisons are very bitter
But anyway my battery ain't looking too good and I need sleep







