dammit now I want to watch fox and the hound
#general_chat
oak gazelle
harsh vault
isnt that a freaky movie
harsh vault
i swear i remember that movie being not for children but it was anyways
hoary hamlet
SO
last spoke
Getting a bit wet
hoary hamlet
many guns
oak gazelle
the fox and the hound, a disney movie?
harsh vault
Getting a bit wet
you look like you are in puerto rico
harsh vault
the fox and the hound, a disney movie?
yes that one
hoary hamlet
A gun
oak gazelle
Getting a bit wet
looks like every campsite I've ever camped at
hoary hamlet
Effectively renders them useless
last spoke
you look like you are in puerto rico
I am not
harsh vault
sadly
last spoke
looks like every campsite I've ever camped at
I assume our campsites look the same yeah
This isn't a campsite though
oak gazelle
I assume our campsites look the same yeah
it's all outside right lol
hoary hamlet
Both of which are easily sourceable
vital marten
How does the priest beat that though
hoary hamlet
How does the priest beat that though
Priests are less likely to be dicks
last spoke
it's all outside right lol
I meant in terms of being soggy
vital marten
Priests are less likely to be dicks
LMAO
oak gazelle
bringing their video game and dvd/bluray collections to the base
last spoke
Don't think there's anyone camping right now
I think like 3 of our campsites are open
oak gazelle
then I'd put up with their bullshit about the afterlife
harsh vault
are you a camp guard thingy
last spoke
No
last spoke
This isn't a campsite
harsh vault
GIVE ME THE JOB NAME PLSSS
vital marten
Priests are less likely to be dicks
I can agree with that but honestly this is America, everyone’s a dick
hoary hamlet
One of the biggest killers further into the apocalypse is a lack of morale
oak gazelle
talking bout park rangers?
last spoke
I told you, TVS
hoary hamlet
What goods that food water and ammo when you wanna blow your head off by day 30
So priests and therapists are definitely underrated
I'd take a priest personally cuz they're cooler
oak gazelle
I can agree with that but honestly this is America, everyone’s a dick
thisisamerica.png
last spoke
Ouh, real soggy
oak gazelle
yay batch file completed successfully
oak gazelle
now I can play batman arkham city goty all modded out
hoary hamlet
- Construction worker
vital marten
5. Construction worker
You can get by without this dude by building everything out of triangles
I hear triangles are strong
hoary hamlet
You can get by without this dude by building everything out of triangles
True but they work fast
harsh vault
I told you, TVS
pls tell me what it means
hoary hamlet
And know about
last spoke
Sending snow your way
It is thirty degrees
hoary hamlet
Structure integrity
Or whatever it's called
What about you
What's an underrated profession in the zombie apocalypse in your opinion
vital marten
Teacher
last spoke
pls tell me what it means
It means I'm a part of the TVS team here
vital marten
Hm that’s a good question lol
hoary hamlet
They're either teaching fourth grade math or quantum physics
Honestly veterans seem like a good idea but there's a lot of nuance to them
Lots of veterans are older and have bad knees
That added with the potential combat injuries
bronze moat
You all forget the most essential for surviving the apocalypse.
Being cute!
peak bramble
Lots of veterans are older and have bad knees
and possibly ptsd
hoary hamlet
Plus the potential for PTSD
vital marten
Active duty military in a zombie situation would likely form disconnected groups of resistance like seen in 28 days later
hoary hamlet
Active duty military in a zombie situation would likely form disconnected groups...
True
Finding an alone soldier would be either a god send or death
If they're paranoid or selfish you're dead
If they have any scrap of morality you're pretty much set
oak gazelle
same with gang members tbh
vital marten
Finding anyone with a group is probably a gamble, I have really low expectations with people
oak gazelle
if I wind up fighting off hordes with hookers and gangbangers I'm fine with survival
bronze moat
Active duty military in a zombie situation would likely form disconnected groups...
Likely worse. Imagine leading a small division of troops who ALL want to see their families. But their families are now zombies or zombie food.
End of the world scenario’s fragment even the most disciplined minds
hoary hamlet
if I wind up fighting off hordes with hookers and gangbangers I'm fine with surv...
Dude imagine buddying up with like
A mobster
A cartel member
And a member of the triads
Literally a COD Zombies crew right there
vital marten
Sounds like the next gta
harsh vault
this has to be the coolest victory logo i have ever seen
oak gazelle
a call center tech support guy, gun shop owner, prepper active duty soldier, hooker with heart of gold, scrappy druggie, an HVAC technician and a butcher
oak gazelle
Literally a COD Zombies crew right there
could be a l4d/l4d2 mod
hoary hamlet
could be a l4d/l4d2 mod
On foenem
last spoke
I love the new end screen in Deadlock
vital marten
this has to be the coolest victory logo i have ever seen
This is not what you want to see when climbing aboard the space station
oak gazelle
oh hell yeah there's a killing floor 3 now
last spoke
oak gazelle
wishlisted
hoary hamlet
There's one certain style of zombie apocalypse where hackers would fucking flourish bro
That's cyberzombies
oak gazelle
......how
hoary hamlet
Like a computer virus hijacking peoples brain implants
Like outside of that scenario
oak gazelle
so it'd be a world where everyone basically had those implants and a virus infected them
hoary hamlet
Being a hacker is useless
vital marten
That's cyberzombies
Now there’s a cyberpunk dlc
We take basically red dead nightmare and put it into 2077
harsh vault
This is not what you want to see when climbing aboard the space station
what space station
hoary hamlet
Now there’s a cyberpunk dlc
We take basically red dead nightmare and put it in...
I think zombies are a cyberpunk thing if I'm not mistaken
oak gazelle
a hacker would be an ideal resource gatherer and community organizer
hoary hamlet
There was a zombie quick hack in CPRED
hoary hamlet
a hacker would be an ideal resource gatherer and community organizer
Moreso than a neighborhood watch leader?
Anyone with wits and charisma can do those things
oak gazelle
yeah but resources isn't about carrying capacity its about knowing whats useful
and what isnt
hoary hamlet
True enough
But how would a hacker be the only guy who knows what's useful
I mean I'm pretty sure people know the priorities
Water, weapons then food
last spoke
I gotta say I do miss the vertical scoreboard though
hoary hamlet
After that I'd imagine you handle stuff on how direly you need it
Meds, parts, gas etc
oak gazelle
Yep I’d trust a hacker more than a community patrol person, in this scenario would be more like someone who has a chance of finding epic loot on top of regular resources
I’d rather be over supplied than not
vital marten
Anyone who has diving experience knows how crucial planning is and most likely can keep their composure under intense stress
hoary hamlet
Anyone who has diving experience knows how crucial planning is and most likely c...
Lowk true
If you really think about it a Yacht is like the ultimate zombie survival base depending on whether or not Zeke can swim
last spoke
Hey @harsh vault if you've been meaning to try Deadlock, I reckon the new street brawl mode is a good way to get into it
Since its just casual
harsh vault
street brawl mode?
last spoke
Deadlock's ARAM
vital marten
If you really think about it a Yacht is like the ultimate zombie survival base d...
Even if they don’t swim they still drift along the bottom of the lake
oak gazelle
Easy, tech scavenging would just be handled with testing and hacking devices with a mobile power supply and could mean the difference between finding locked down caches over knowing what’s in locked areas
vital marten
Unless for whatever reason they are buoyant
last spoke
All Random All Mid
hoary hamlet
Unless for whatever reason they are buoyant
Only reason humans are kinda buoyant is the oxygen in us
I'd imagine they'd just drift down there
last spoke
4V4 in a single lane with 1 objective, best of 5
Each round everyone gets to pick 3 items, each from 3 choices
hoary hamlet
Honestly
harsh vault
All Random All Mid
woah
hoary hamlet
Zombies who can procreate would be terrifying
harsh vault
i like that
last spoke
It's so fun
oak gazelle
zombies with erections.... nothx
vital marten
Zombies who can procreate would be terrifying
No we had enough baby zombies in Minecraft
That was nightmare
hoary hamlet
zombies with erections.... nothx
Someone didn't watch 28 years later
polar kernel
lord have mercy on my wretched soul
oak gazelle
Someone didn't watch 28 years later
I literally just watched it
even posted about it here
hoary hamlet
I literally just watched it
What was the point of that bro 🥀
last spoke
lord have mercy on my wretched soul
You will be judged with prejudice
hoary hamlet
I was NOT tryna see that
polar kernel
you look like youre tryna take us to find the moose man
oak gazelle
no matter how zombies do what they do they're scary
hoary hamlet
you look like youre tryna take us to find the moose man
WHO THE HELL IS THE MOOSE MAN???
harsh vault
you look like youre tryna take us to find the moose man
the moose man?
ah they beat me to it
polar kernel
hoary hamlet
Yo lowkey
Actors would be fire in the zombie apocalypse
Especially if they do their own stunts
That's just a bonus
Having a famous actor in your group would probably immediately improve morale
"oh my god is that Keanu Reeves"
vital marten
Having a famous actor in your group would probably immediately improve morale
Doubtful of this
polar kernel
imagine being a zombie and this the mf u gotta fight
frosty tulip
And then plummet morale because the actors turn out to be narcistic losers
oak gazelle
zombieland vibes with bill murray
unkempt forum
also i keep dying what do i do
hoary hamlet
And then plummet morale because the actors turn out to be narcistic losers
I mean they can't all be bad
Keanu is pretty neat
vital marten
also i keep dying what do i do
That’s the game
polar kernel
And then plummet morale because the actors turn out to be narcistic losers
elijah wood would never.
hoary hamlet
So is RDJ
unkempt forum
how do i make it a little easier
frosty tulip
Keanu is pretty neat
yeah but how do you know that though?
They might just have really good PR
have you met them?
hoary hamlet
have you met them?
Actually yes
vital marten
how do i make it a little easier
Open sandbox, customize to your liking xx
languid meadow
https://tenor.com/view/moose-man-gta-5-gta-online-casino-heist-moose-gif-1804599...
Who’s the moose man?
hoary hamlet
Cool dude
frosty tulip
Not many of us are meant for apocalypses
hoary hamlet
Not Keanu
polar kernel
he would be the last man on earth, god forbid
hoary hamlet
Keanus done so much for the john wick series he'd probably be alright
frosty tulip
lmao what
oak gazelle
wind up with fuckin shia lebouf in your squad as a heavy weapons expert somehow
languid meadow
Revves is gotta be the nicest Hollywood star around
polar kernel
sport shooting is very impressive but a lot of it is muscle memory and course familiarity
rain mango
Phone bad book good
hoary hamlet
wind up with fuckin shia lebouf in your squad as a heavy weapons expert somehow
"JUST DO IT!" as you're pointing a gun at his head cuz he got bit
polar kernel
literally all of that goes out the window when you have an actual pressing threat
vital marten
I’m not gonna be thinking about John wick three weeks into the apocalypse when Revves starts smelling like a bear
oak gazelle
all respect if I turn the corner and there's peter dinklage taking out zombies left and right there is zero chance I'm not trying to team up
hoary hamlet
Honestly I feel like there's also been so much zombie media
frosty tulip
all respect if I turn the corner and there's peter dinklage taking out zombies l...
lets be real here, we aren't teaming with him, we're the zombies he is killing.
hoary hamlet
That people know what to do at this point
frosty tulip
That people know what to do at this point
no they don't
polar kernel
dude i am so excited to have my pasta abomination i cooked tomorrow
oak gazelle
lets be real here, we aren't teaming with him, we're the zombies he is killing.
we'd be dead weight
hoary hamlet
we would be destroyed in an apocalypse
Cuz of the viral spread? Definitely
polar kernel
says you
hoary hamlet
Etc
oak gazelle
you got your wacky doomsday bunker with supplies to last decades?
within the first few weeks absolutely
polar kernel
you got your wacky doomsday bunker with supplies to last decades?
no i have books on medicinal and edible wild plants
frosty tulip
within the first few weeks absolutely
how u getting those?
Loot stores that every man and his dog are already looting?
hoary hamlet
Loot stores that every man and his dog are already looting?
Fishn
polar kernel
ill be eating grubs and plantain while mfs starve
oak gazelle
everywhere that's quiet and accessible
hoary hamlet
He's gone fishin
vital marten
you got your wacky doomsday bunker with supplies to last decades?
I’m in the middle of nowhere, worst I’d have to worry about is max 45k zombies
frosty tulip
everywhere that's quiet and accessible
like everybody else with the same idea
frosty tulip
yeah great way to show up and it's already been ransacked by people who had that exact idea before you
oak gazelle
just because most will fail doesn't mean survivors won't
vital marten
I’m in the middle of nowhere, worst I’d have to worry about is max 45k zombies
13th largest reservoir of water in the USA in my backyard
Lots of hunting grounds nearby
Should be fine
hoary hamlet
Yo lowkey having a bayonet on your rifle when you're room clearing isn't a bad idea
polar kernel
i do got a lotta guns but the smart decision is not to be using it to raid a grocery store everyone else is also stealing shit from lol
hoary hamlet
Especially in a z apocalypse
unkempt forum
guys my dad is like obsessed with zombie stuff do yall think he will like this game
hoary hamlet
guys my dad is like obsessed with zombie stuff do yall think he will like this g...
Oh fuckin definitely
frosty tulip
the smart idea would be to be one of those psychotic doomsday preppers that have already got all of these supplies
rain mango
guys my dad is like obsessed with zombie stuff do yall think he will like this g...
No
But
Maybe
Not as much
frosty tulip
but I can't be bothered doing that
rain mango
At first
polar kernel
Yo lowkey having a bayonet on your rifle when you're room clearing isn't a bad i...
couldnt pay me to use a bayonet in enclosed spaces
vital marten
Yo lowkey having a bayonet on your rifle when you're room clearing isn't a bad i...
Until it gets stuck like they are infamous for doing
oak gazelle
i'd take my chances and would probably die but not for a while
hoary hamlet
Until it gets stuck like they are infamous for doing
Gotta oil that shit up like diddy
rain mango
BAYONET?????
languid meadow
i do got a lotta guns but the smart decision is not to be using it to raid a gro...
At the start of a apocalypse people will be rading all stores
frosty tulip
how do you know you wouldn't die for a while?
unkempt forum
Oh fuckin definitely
hes not the best at games so would i have to crank the settings down
frosty tulip
you have apocalypse survival experience?
hoary hamlet
hes not the best at games so would i have to crank the settings down
Yeah just turn the zombie stats down
polar kernel
you have 2 choices, risk getting it caught on every doorway you cross, or lead rooms with your muzzle, both awful ideas
hoary hamlet
Pop too
rain mango
hes not the best at games so would i have to crank the settings down
Ya thats a good rabbit hole
polar kernel
bayonet has its purpose but yea no thanks
unkempt forum
Yeah just turn the zombie stats down
me and him gameshare on steam so
hoary hamlet
you have 2 choices, risk getting it caught on every doorway you cross, or lead r...
I mean if you know it's zombies only it's not a bad idea
vital marten
Gotta oil that shit up like diddy
Based on recounts from ww2 you would have to fire your weapon to extract the bayonet assuming you could drive it through the skull in the first place
rain mango
Download pee poop necessity mod for ur dad
polar kernel
I mean if you know it's zombies only it's not a bad idea
would NEVER catch me assuming i know whats on the other side of a threshold
unkempt forum
Download pee poop necessity mod for ur dad
bruh what is that
languid meadow
me and him gameshare on steam so
Buy tje game for them
rain mango
bruh what is that
Peepee poopoo mod
hoary hamlet
would NEVER catch me assuming i know whats on the other side of a threshold
I mean
I think it's pretty fair to assume what's behind the door when there's loud ass groans and eating sounds
polar kernel
best choice would be drawing anything inside out, and if its a person, finding a way to flush them out
oak gazelle
zombies or gooners... neither is ideal
hoary hamlet
Could be a fat guy
Imagine you hit him with your bayonet and his stomach just starts spewing out air and he flies off into the sky like team rocket
polar kernel
i refuse to willingly put myself in a position to be room clearing especially alone
vital marten
Imagine you hit him with your bayonet and his stomach just starts spewing out ai...
Your brain is wild
rain mango
Imagine you hit him with your bayonet and his stomach just starts spewing out ai...
BAYONETTT?????
unkempt forum
hey if it was the zombie apocalypse and a giant obese discord mod ass zombie came at you what would you do
polar kernel
if only i could use the ye olde marine corps tactic of just fucking fragging every single room
hoary hamlet
Do y'all agree with the statement that .22 is like
oak gazelle
ideally you'd control blocks of space at a time with loudspeaker drones or secondary teams centralizing as many zombies as possible
rain mango
please dont penetrate me with bayonetta
hoary hamlet
THE zombie killing round?
polar kernel
depends cause a lot of 22 is either lead or subsonic which i wouldnt wanna risk being too inconsistent to penetrate a skull
oak gazelle
quiet and efficient but maybe not as efficient as a muzzled 45 or 9mm
hoary hamlet
I don’t agree, 6.5mm for my zombies
Can't you just be sure by pulling the good old Isaac Clarke?
hoary hamlet
Too close, have you seen those teeth
With military tary boots it don't matter
polar kernel
id argue 9mm would be your best bet, incredibly common, reliable enough penetration with most commercial rounds, guns and parts are everywhere
vital marten
With military tary boots it don't matter
There’s an unknown hole in it 
unkempt forum
do yall agree if a zombie apocalypse happened the american military would fuckign OBLITERATE the zombies
polar kernel
depends tbh
hoary hamlet
id argue 9mm would be your best bet, incredibly common, reliable enough penetrat...
True enough but suppression would be a bitch
polar kernel
if its like a pz situation where only a number of the population is immune to an airborne strain, no
oak gazelle
do yall agree if a zombie apocalypse happened the american military would fuckig...
maybe near the bases
unkempt forum
literally they just need a giant noise maker and just bomb the shit outta them once theyre clumped up
polar kernel
military is very structured and when or if higher command was unresponsive or fell apart, it trickles down
hoary hamlet
if its like a pz situation where only a number of the population is immune to an...
Didn't the original NotLD apocalypse literally get stopped by hobos and rednecks with shotguns
unkempt forum
is the week one mod good?
frosty tulip
do yall agree if a zombie apocalypse happened the american military would fuckig...
in a PZ scenario? Hell no
polar kernel
no im pretty sure in the original NotLD they burned the corpses and infected the entire world
frosty tulip
PZ scenario, the vast majority of the population dies.
polar kernel
because the "virus" in the original was spread through cremation of infected corpses
last spoke
I just thwarted a breakout before clocking off work
hoary hamlet
no im pretty sure in the original NotLD they burned the corpses and infected the...
I thought it ended with the black guy getting shot cuz he was mistaken for a zed
Sure it wasn't the second movie?
vital marten
do yall agree if a zombie apocalypse happened the american military would fuckig...
I think the civilians would thwart it
Like how in the book WWZ they smuggle people out of countries, some infected, some not
If America cannot currently keep illegal immigrants out of their country then I’d bet on them being unable to stop mass immigration
polar kernel
maybe it was the second
last spoke
Long Neck Turtle tried to escape the pond we've got at the center
polar kernel
its been a LONG time since ive seen it tbf
frosty tulip
Sure it wasn't the second movie?
Pretty sure those movies are connected though
hoary hamlet
Pretty sure those movies are connected though
Yeah
frosty tulip
so eventually the outbreak spreads and it results in Dawn and Day
So the rednecks didn't stop it
hoary hamlet
First wave of Zoids were wiped by hillbillies
Didn't stop the next cuz it was a virus
Honestly rednecks would be chill to be with during a zed apocalypse
polar kernel
I think the civilians would thwart it
Like how in the book WWZ they smuggle pe...
last part is probably not the best topic to choose in here lou...
hoary hamlet
I'd rather hang out with rednecks than city folk in an apocalypse scenario
last spoke
That's
Charged
polar kernel
touchy subject i fear
vital marten
It only is if you take it off topic, I’m talking about zombies here
unkempt forum
if there was an actual zombie apocalypse do yall think something like the walking dead would happen, just giant compounds with people living in them like a county of some sort
polar kernel
wow it says ive been playing fortnite for 215 hours
vital marten
I have a headache
Have some sleep
last spoke
No
hoary hamlet
I have a headache
Drink water
last spoke
It's only 16:07
hoary hamlet
Stick a wet paper towel on your forehead
unkempt forum
paper tower
vital marten
Fight fire with fire and play loud music
hoary hamlet
God I'm getting tired
hoary hamlet
Brb gonna get a monster
frosty tulip
if there was an actual zombie apocalypse do yall think something like the walkin...
probably
but I can rest easy knowing that won't happen
last spoke
I need to bite people
hoary hamlet
Back
polar kernel
I need to bite people
neuralink, turn their gas stove on low and overvolt a socket in 1 hour
tall glen
I am lucking foreward to a zombie apoc mate
hoary hamlet
Of the day
unkempt forum
I have a headache
take hot shower
last spoke
No
hoary hamlet
I feel great
frosty tulip
I am lucking foreward to a zombie apoc mate
looking forward to being dead at the start like me?
yeee
last spoke
tall glen
just move to north dakota
harsh vault
outdated
frosty tulip
dunno why you'd be excited for it
last spoke
No
frosty tulip
sounds psychotic
hoary hamlet
just move to north dakota
Send to dagastan for two three years
unkempt forum
yeah honestly i think half of the people at the start of a zombie apocalypse would just kill themselves
polar kernel
i just want it to be socially acceptable to eat bugs so i look like a survivor and not a maniac
hoary hamlet
i just want it to be socially acceptable to eat bugs so i look like a survivor a...
Jokes on you
vital marten
yeah honestly i think half of the people at the start of a zombie apocalypse wou...
I have to buy all the toilet paper first
hoary hamlet
I just wanna be able to rob Lego stores
unkempt forum
toiletgiant toilet paper fort
polar kernel
i WILL be consuming every grub in my vicinity
tall glen
exactly
hoary hamlet
First place I'm going in a zed apocalypse the Lego stores
last spoke
Like I'm on my way out of work and then there's this turtle run across my path trying to get out
polar kernel
its entirely acceptable to just tear up old clothes and wipe ur ass with em tbf
toilet paper isnt the sole choice...
tall glen
mrp, sterilize dat wound
last spoke
The Romans had a stick with a sponge
vital marten
True but where you putting the shitty clothes
hoary hamlet
toilet paper isnt the sole choice...
Nah, I'd crust.
tall glen
turtles are loaded with nasty bacteria
last spoke
mrp, sterilize dat wound
I said tried
unkempt forum
people who use reusable toilet paper are genuinely disgusting
polar kernel
True but where you putting the shitty clothes
idk somewhere not where i sleep or frequent
polar kernel
bury it for all i care i just want it GONE
tall glen
I'd rather bidet than that
vital marten
^^
hoary hamlet
I am John Zomboid himself
unkempt forum
I'd rather bidet than that
this
hoary hamlet
Yo lowkey
unkempt forum
make sure it goes up your nose!!
hoary hamlet
How deadly do y'all think you'd be if you were a zombie
unkempt forum
just get really fat and have flesh armor
vital marten
dunk urself in a bucket of rain water and get a flesh eating disease
Should’ve just done the fent 🥀
This wasn’t as fun
hoary hamlet
I'm 6'3, 270 pounds with a 120 bench and a 400 deadlift
last spoke
Literally no wound to speak of
polar kernel
call me pisa the way this fent got me leaning
hoary hamlet
I would be fucking terrifying as a zombie
last spoke
When I picked it up it just started flailing a bit
unkempt forum
a bullet will stop anything though
hoary hamlet
a bullet will stop anything though
You know what fuck you
unkempt forum
well not ANYTHING
vital marten
I would be fucking terrifying as a zombie
Do zombies retain the muscle mass
hoary hamlet
Just for that I'm gonna don the heaviest available armor before I go down
polar kernel
I'm 6'3, 270 pounds with a 120 bench and a 400 deadlift
dude work on your tris what the fuck do u MEAN
oak gazelle
lol "slow ass zombie alert"
polar kernel
120 bench but a 400 deadlift
unkempt forum
Just for that I'm gonna don the heaviest available armor before I go down
just puts on power armor
polar kernel
dudes ALL leg
hoary hamlet
dudes ALL leg
I don't really got time man
Plus I just started like
A month ago..?
unkempt forum
winter bulk
polar kernel
the drastic difference tho like
hoary hamlet
Got too much shit to do
vital marten
dudes ALL leg
I have never lifted so as a noodle I’d say his position is definitely better for the apocalypse
All leg just means more run no climb
polar kernel
400 deadlift is nice i just cant fathom the scaling from that to a 120 bench
hoary hamlet
400 deadlift is nice i just cant fathom the scaling from that to a 120 bench
Honestly really haven't pushed it
polar kernel
i was gonna ask
hoary hamlet
I probably could
polar kernel
that makes sense
hoary hamlet
I get lazy and don't upgrade sometimes
unkempt forum
wait is the server ip for when you join a pz server the owners ip 💀
polar kernel
120 is still a solid weight especially if ur able to hit 10 rep sets pretty consistently
vital marten
wait is the server ip for when you join a pz server the owners ip 💀
I would assume yes
polar kernel
bench is hard man
hoary hamlet
120 is still a solid weight especially if ur able to hit 10 rep sets pretty cons...
Is ten the norm?
vital marten
It’s that way when I host in valheim
unkempt forum
you gotta trust who you play wit then
hoary hamlet
I be hitting 15 rep sets personally
unkempt forum
could get hit offline if they wanted to
polar kernel
Is ten the norm?
no 10 is highkey higher than i usually use to judge weight
vital marten
you gotta trust who you play wit then
If you’re letting people play w you that you don’t know just run a dedicated server
Through a hosting site
unkempt forum
how does that work
polar kernel
3 or less means i need to keep hitting that weight, 5-6 means im moving up, 7+ means add 10
unkempt forum
they run pz hosting servers?
vital marten
A site hosts it for you
vital marten
they run pz hosting servers?
Prolly
hoary hamlet
I wanna work on my stamina
polar kernel
thats how i rule it for myself anyway
hoary hamlet
I can run fast but not for long
polar kernel
yea i can lift fine but my muscle stamina is trash
hoary hamlet
I wanna say I can sprint for about
A minute?
Wanna push it to at least 2
If I were a zombie I'd probably be like the Bulls in the WWZ game
unkempt forum
do yall know any other zombie like games my dad would like, he doesnt have a good computer so it would have to be able to run on alot of stuff
hoary hamlet
do yall know any other zombie like games my dad would like, he doesnt have a goo...
No More Room In Hell
polar kernel
my last timed 2 mile was 13:53 but sprinting? hell na i suck at sprints lowkey
oak gazelle
left 4 dead and left 4 dead 2 would run on potatoes at this point
polar kernel
i got sub 10 on a 1.5 mile and got lazy as fuck
vital marten
Prolly
Yes but as with most hosting sites, they’re about as sketchy as they come with the only rep you can find on them usually existing on Reddit
polar kernel
now im crawling my way back
unkempt forum
i js feel bad cuz he wants a good looking game but hes on a pentium 4 with integrated graphics 💀
last spoke
Ain't pinehosting real good?
hoary hamlet
GARYYYYYY I HAVE A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST
vital marten
Ain't pinehosting real good?
I have no idea, as far as I know there’s no single place to check the reputation of these hosting websites
polar kernel
i am so fucking stoked for this pasta tomorrow
finally have some meal prep for work
hoary hamlet
GARYYYYYY I HAVE A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST
Full context of the Day One mod btw
polar kernel
been putting it off too much smh...
hoary hamlet
I fucking hate the suicide bombers in that mod
tall glen
I gotta big ol plate of beef beans and rice
hoary hamlet
Like so much so I make it my personal mission to shoot every single one of them I can before they explode
polar kernel
this was literally just random bullshit i put together without any reasoning and it worked out great
unkempt forum
this was literally just random bullshit i put together without any reasoning and...
looks radioactive but fire
vital marten
this was literally just random bullshit i put together without any reasoning and...
This is pretty much how my cooking goes
hoary hamlet
this was literally just random bullshit i put together without any reasoning and...
Last time I made pasta it was just box macaroni with bacon bits
polar kernel
WHY DOES IT LOOK RADIOACTIVE
unkempt forum
its so yellow lmao
vital marten
This is pretty much how my cooking goes
A little bit of this and a little bit of that ahh
polar kernel
yea i used a lot of cream cheese in the sauce
stone meadow
this was literally just random bullshit i put together without any reasoning and...
i puked this up once
unkempt forum
that shit prolly fire tho
hoary hamlet
i puked this up once
Yummy
vital marten
LMAO
polar kernel
it is :(
tall glen
secret to the culinary arts, combine fat, salt and starches
hoary hamlet
Can't let good grub go to waste
vital marten
his meal actually looks good though, it’s not a desperado meal so he gets props in my books
polar kernel
its meant to feed me at work till friday
hoary hamlet
Anyways someone got shot near my school today
stone meadow
nothing beats desperados meals
vital marten
Boiled Steak yum
stone meadow
that sliminess cant be replicated
hoary hamlet
Some asshole was waving a knife around at the tire shop down the street
unkempt forum
in pz how many days/months is it set after day one of the apocalypse
vital marten
Oh wait wasn’t it a pork chop
polar kernel
.
hoary hamlet
in pz how many days/months is it set after day one of the apocalypse
I think it's like
harsh vault
that sliminess cant be replicated
this sounds weird out of context
vital marten
You have to see it to know it floof
hoary hamlet
You start when the apocalypse is beginning
harsh vault
@floral fiber can we get a screenshot
hoary hamlet
In the beningin...
harsh vault
You have to see it to know it floof
show
tall glen
I was speaking very loud at work about nut milk
unkempt forum
this guy is funny af https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ESweD9YpVw
tall glen
somene overheard the conversation
polar kernel
honestly my favorite part isnt even the mystery meat, its the unidentifiable nuggets above it
harsh vault
OH IT WAS DESPERADOS
harsh vault
he got banned again right?
vital marten
When was he ever not banned
harsh vault
what was his reason of getting banned again
hoary hamlet
what was his reason of getting banned again
He blew up Malaysia
harsh vault
When was he ever not banned
he got unbanned in september iirc, then got banned a month later
polar kernel
he was briefly back and then probably said something racist again
some folks cant be house trained
vital marten
I can’t
tall glen
who hasnt blown up Malasia
stone meadow
he was briefly back and then probably said something racist again
yeah lol
polar kernel
so he is condemned to sleeping outside forever
vital marten
The doghouse
hoary hamlet
he was briefly back and then probably said something racist again
Never understood the reasoning behind racism
stone meadow
nazi defending specifically
harsh vault
The doghouse
where
polar kernel
there usually isnt lmao
stone meadow
thats what got him
unkempt forum
what mod is where like you have a weapon equipped and it show like a sight
hoary hamlet
Like if I cut you open, tear your heart out, chop it into bits and saute it it's not gonna taste any different based on your skin tone
stone meadow
Never understood the reasoning behind racism
thats the nature of it its irrational
polar kernel
its just dumb people finding things to blame their problems on
polar kernel
i have not
vital marten
No mans sky has a memory leak, the game has been running for 10 hours now and my fps has steadily dropped from 153fps to 23fps
harsh vault
im doing a usec cosplay
polar kernel
i could do that
hoary hamlet
Yo lowk
hoary hamlet
Y'all can NOT tell me Raul Menendez didn't have a point
harsh vault
i could do that
i getting the cool arc'teryx clothing
hoary hamlet
That dude was justified as fuck
polar kernel
i getting the cool arc'teryx clothing
????
harsh vault
i have a bear patch
YEAH WELL USEC IS BETTER
last spoke
I like bears as in the gay community
polar kernel
like what exactly
harsh vault
like what exactly
the cerrium jacket
vital marten
I can understand USEC and that’s why I like them
polar kernel
thats like $1000 usd
stone meadow
i can understand bear and usec
harsh vault
i know
stone meadow
bear best
polar kernel
arc'teryx is expensive asf
harsh vault
im not cheaping out chip
hoary hamlet
I like bears as in the gay community
I like bears as in...
Gulp...
Freddy finklebear...
vital marten
harsh vault
oh and a real LBT
vital marten
Is floof serious
polar kernel
i have an arc'teryx neck gaiter i use but that was 50 DOLLARS
hoary hamlet
i have an arc'teryx neck gaiter i use but that was 50 DOLLARS
Can we normalize carrying face masks of any type
polar kernel
i just use a JPC ive been condemned the love of a nato chud
oblique stream
I can understand USEC and that’s why I like them
scav are still the best
harsh vault
@polar kernel
vital marten
i have an arc'teryx neck gaiter i use but that was 50 DOLLARS
UnderArmour gaiter cost me $30 so I think this is a reasonable price
hoary hamlet
You look like you're aboutta take us to find the Moose Man
polar kernel
<@657859791376351237>
its not that bad actually...
their all weather jackets are pricy af
harsh vault
its not that bad actually...
i know, i can actually buy it in person, but i was also thinking of getting a moose knuckle that resembles shurtmandaddy
hoary hamlet
i know, i can actually buy it in person, but i was also thinking of getting a mo...
Moose?
As in, the moose man?
polar kernel
i have part mumbers
harsh vault
chip, should i get arc'teryx or moose knuckle
polar kernel
i can order one but i gotta make sure its thru the right supply chain
harsh vault
the pants are going to be from crye
stone meadow
moose knuckle is crazy
harsh vault
whats wrong with moose knuckle
polar kernel
otherwise i will be crucified by my leadership talmbout "why did you order a $1300 jacket from supply"
idk man...
stone meadow
time to change the channel name again
hoary hamlet
moose knuckle is crazy
The moose man...
harsh vault
time to change the channel name again
do i get a cameo
polar kernel
ive always told my troops they can get away with ordering one mildly unreasonably priced item
polar kernel
feign ignorance and keep my name outta ur mouth
hoary hamlet
ive always told my troops they can get away with ordering one mildly unreasonabl...
Wait you can order shit in the military
Just clothes or other things
polar kernel
yes and yes?
hoary hamlet
Say I wanted to order EVERY figure in the GI Joe classified line
harsh vault
Wait you can order shit in the military
you do realize alot of the stuff soldiers carry in deployment are personal stuff they buy right?
hoary hamlet
How would I get away with that
polar kernel
everything is bought in a sense so replacement parts for anything need to be ordered through a supply system
that SAME supply system also deals with issued gear
harsh vault
you can buy a can of pringles in the military which is cool
polar kernel
if you have a part number and stock number you can shoot for the stars
hoary hamlet
you do realize alot of the stuff soldiers carry in deployment are personal stuff...
Never was big on the military besides when I was little
marsh glacier
harsh vault
deploy to kuwait and get american snacks, just takes a bit
wait
no
kuwait got pulled out
hoary hamlet
Only thing I'm a fan of military wise nowadays is GI Joe
polar kernel
i order my comtacs from the supply system which they really dont like when you do that apparently
harsh vault
Never was big on the military besides when I was little
im not american so i dont have a reason to military
im getting annexed anyways
hoary hamlet
im not american so i dont have a reason to military
I don't like how the military is being handled
Has been handled I mean
harsh vault
chip pls dont bomb me
polar kernel
i get away with a lot tho i kinda just do what i feel like 9/10 times cause at least the job gets done
marsh glacier
I don't like how the military is being handled
Has been handled I mean
you'd be hard pressed finding a person that isn't mentally disabled that agrees with whats going on right now
but that's political so I'll hush
harsh vault
i get away with a lot tho i kinda just do what i feel like 9/10 times cause at l...
are those peltor comtacs
polar kernel
are those peltor comtacs
yes i have 3 pairs of them
polar kernel
2 are fucked up beyond repair and thats my current set i use
oak gazelle
got my tuna helper on the stove, dishes are done and after dinner it'll be time to make muffins
harsh vault
send me a broken pair pls
polar kernel
BUT once you get a pair youre set for life they have a lifetime warranty
stone meadow
yes i have 3 pairs of them
ship me a pair
harsh vault
i said it first
stone meadow
ill fix em
harsh vault
me first
stone meadow
theres 3 pairs idiot
harsh vault
shutup
polar kernel
i assure you one of them is actually not repairable
harsh vault
i assure you one of them is actually not repairable
i dont want them repaired, i just want one i can wear
polar kernel
completely crushed the left ear housing by inadvertently running it the fuck over
polar kernel
one set is just so worn down it doesnt really fit right
marsh glacier
polar kernel
and has no comm cord anymore
cause i slammed it into a door
and it cut the cable lol
marsh glacier
microslop
polar kernel
i was wearing a beanie neck gaiter and my comtacs today and someone said i looked like an unspecified eastern euro conscript
harsh vault
and it cut the cable lol
you do not care about your gear
polar kernel
you do not care about your gear
its free to replace and i use it heavily for work
i care but its bound to break
oak gazelle
the only thing ms makes that I'm really interested in is their flight sim game
we need like a zombie movie night club
uncut epoch
rain mango
Césio 137 chat
uncut epoch
https://tenor.com/view/nine-sols-ji-grow-up-eigong-yanglao-gif-12901703791768394...
long
young kelp
damn jester died
stone meadow
what kind of fruit is this
young kelp
bloodthirsty jester is gone
Cause of death
Enemy decided to hit him for 11 damage 3 times in a row while also ignoring upgraded dodge token 3 times in a row and died on the first DB check due to bleeding
rain mango
gordon freeman vs the entirety of knox county
oblique stream
cause i slammed it into a door
you've slammed your comm cord by a car door?
rain mango
since im using anthro zombies
should i make them more "feral" for my next run
sprinters with superhuman strength and high health
but low population and dogshit senses
twin bear
oblique stream
but low population and dogshit senses
thats not feral
harsh vault
https://tenor.com/view/chernobyl-slow-turn-chernobyl-hbo-hbo-sad-gif-74060659113...
hai scav
harsh vault
me
harsh vault
im up
rain mango
thats not feral
what is
harsh vault
wawa
wraith bolt
bored sup peeps
pale berry
@twin bear did I show you this
twin bear
<@879549874436182118> why does this exist on tarkov
im all buttered up rn
twin bear
<@879549874436182118> did I show you this
u didnt show me the other pic but i saw the first
pale berry
@harsh vault HELP I HAVE A BOMB TIED TO MY CHEST IF I DONT SAY WHAT THIS GUN IS I DIE PLEASE WHAT IS THIS GUN HELP
harsh vault
<@552614270261788672> HELP I HAVE A BOMB TIED TO MY CHEST IF I DONT SAY WHAT THI...
a kar98k?
iirc
pale berry
Explosion
harsh vault
damn
harsh vault
it was either that or a mauser
pale berry
It's actually a madsen m47
It's purpose was to be a bolt action rifle for militaries that couldn't afford semi auto rifles
1950s btw
pale berry
i dont know WW2 guns well
Post ww2
pale berry
well i guess i dont know danish guns well
Anti-citizen:
rain mango
oh wow i actually have to prepare an MRE
i thought they came precooked
im a dumbass lol
harsh vault
yes you are
toxic hawk
bloodthirsty jester is gone
Cause of death
Enemy decided to hit him for 11 damag...
less than a 5%% chance
rain mango
very first zombified human ive seen in a very long time
rain mango
yes you are
mean
harsh vault
you called yourself dumb
harsh vault
And not Chernobyl
chornobyl is how its spelled in ukrainian
harsh vault
dumb
rain mango
you stink
rain mango
this gun store BETTER have been worth the hundreds of 5.56 i spent clearing it
rain mango
you are still dumb
and you stink
twin bear
short mist
this gun store BETTER have been worth the hundreds of 5.56 i spent clearing it
Only hundreds?
Try 2500
Ive got 5500 rounds of 9mm still even after the army base
harsh vault
and you stink
you are still dumb
left bobcat
Hahaha
short mist
Aim penalty is good imo
short mist
U gotta actually aim the shi
left bobcat
What was that about stinking?
short mist
Saves a bunch of ammo per headshot
harsh vault
you arent supposed to be here
harsh vault
okay i go
rain mango
you are still dumb
you still stink
left bobcat
rain mango
Try 2500
god i love spending trillions of rounds to get 3 boxes of ammo, a magazine, and maybe a lollipop if im lucky
rain mango
<:DEN_RetroWheeze:927436949701152768>
who u
left bobcat
Someone?
short mist
god i love spending trillions of rounds to get 3 boxes of ammo, a magazine, and ...
I legit get 9mm so commonly
I have to add a Semi truck mod to store it all
And my loot spawns are all default
Spent 1 bullet for a zed? Get 50 more cause the fucker stores it up his ass
left bobcat
Hi.
rain mango
hi
left bobcat
Whats up?
marsh glacier
left bobcat
look how many mags i spent clearing the gun store and its surrounding area
I used a lot of ammo to clear a particular section of Louisville.
left bobcat
Although I'd rather use spears
rain mango
project zomboid when there will be dealing absolute bullshit hands at the function
harsh vault
i hate project zomboid
rain mango
I used a lot of ammo to clear a particular section of Louisville.
im not even in louisville
left bobcat
Since they're easy to make at high level metalworking
left bobcat
im not even in louisville
Brandenburg?
rain mango
the one that doesnt need a sledgehammer
left bobcat
Oh.
left bobcat
Oh the one near the estates?
Or the one near in Doe Valley
That one has so many zeds to clear
Takes like 2 cartons of shotgun shells and 9mm on good RNG.
But it's usually pretty rewarding
You usually get a net positive...
left bobcat
look how many mags i spent clearing the gun store and its surrounding area
If u didn't go to Louisvile where did u get an M16?
You have to go to an army checkpoint to get that... unless you have found it in a lategame survivor house?
marsh glacier
m16 store
left bobcat
Doesn't exist
rain mango
If u didn't go to Louisvile where did u get an M16?
army checkpoint
left bobcat
Brandenburg?
rain mango
i have some mods that add small but still powerful army checkpoints
left bobcat
Oh.
rain mango
really good loot places
left bobcat
Explains a lot
marsh glacier
i think it's really funny that you took the m16 store at face value
left bobcat
i think its SecretZ
Never heard of it
left bobcat
i think it's really funny that you took the m16 store at face value
Mmmmmmmmmm yes.
marsh glacier
mmyes
left bobcat
rain mango
Never heard of it
it adds military checkpoints around the world, with at least one being present outside every spawn town
theres one just ahead on this highway, actually
which i plan to hit up
im guessing that the gun store horde was so fucking large because gunshots attracted runoff from the checkpoint
icy vigil
Neighbors have a
left bobcat
im guessing that the gun store horde was so fucking large because gunshots attra...
Maybe.
icy vigil
Bright fucking floodlamp
twin bear
i hate project zomboid
left bobcat
M16 is super loud
icy vigil
Directed at my room
left bobcat
Like i swear it's louder than the shotgun
harsh vault
https://tenor.com/view/hop-on-zomboid-project-projectzomboid-gif-24567492
maybe
left bobcat
Although I've been told it's not as loud
twin bear
<:damn:1069395332875698267>
been busy readin peak
oops didnt mean to reply
but still applies
twin bear
left bobcat
The comic is pretty good
oblique stream
left bobcat
yeah truly worth it
Is this b41 or 42
rain mango
Is this b41 or 42
b41
left bobcat
Ohh
stone meadow
Nice pfp boss
i read that in rauls voice
quasi slate
https://youtu.be/6fmOQ-2ZKoE?si=6BPBzGIDZ-jdxGco @toxic hawk new interactable visual novel coming to DJMAX
twin bear
i read that in rauls voice
one of the best characters
icy vigil
Bread shop's closed 
quasi slate
Bread shop's closed <:tired:721361533611016193>
Draw a housewife Shark girl baking you bread before you get home from work at 12 am
rain mango
which ones better
AI generated slop thumbnail or decent-ish thumbnail using a screenshot of a model
rain mango
Draw a housewife Shark girl baking you bread before you get home from work at 12...
shark girls overrated
young kelp
bass girls when
rain mango
so fucking MEAN
icy vigil
Draw a housewife Shark girl baking you bread before you get home from work at 12...
what about a housemoopy
stone meadow
where do i rate at
the bottom
last spoke
"Your honour, I mortar striked that child in self defence, he drew his pillow on me"
rain mango
hiiii chaaat
last spoke
hiiii chaaat
You thought you could hide from me with a new pfp, but your tiny nature will stand out amongst the crowd
rain mango
You thought you could hide from me with a new pfp, but your tiny nature will sta...
you are so mean to me
rain mango
im not smalL!
karmic jetty
wait when did i revert back to corpo chibi
oblique stream
when you invited people to play lethal again
karmic jetty
500 yrs ago
last spoke
That was literally yesterday
oblique stream
im not smalL!
you are small
uncut epoch
last spoke
i perceive time differently
I just haven't been perceiving it
rain mango
a cool one in a wine glass
karmic jetty
rain mango
https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1296582336359432202.gif?size=48&animated=true&...
where are you getting these cat emojis
karmic jetty
rain mango
because YOU THINK IM SMALLLL
rain mango
<:bebi:1080295889593172111>
bebii
oblique stream
because YOU THINK IM SMALLLL
but you are
tropic granite
w cat tho-
oblique stream
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/572788045498023937/1085178642826530866/...
rain mango
but you are
IIIIM NNNNOOOOOOOTT SMAAAALLL
last spoke
🟣Mrp's not sure what all he's made of
last spoke
🟣Aside from majority Ragdoll
oblique stream
🟣Mrp's not sure what all he's made of
meat
last spoke
🟣And a good portion of Maine-[Word that the chat filter won't see context for]
oblique stream
why
stone meadow
https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1296582336359432202.gif?size=48&animated=true&...
fakemoji
karmic jetty
karmic jetty
who was the cereal killer
last spoke
this cat specifically
🟣Mrp is not made of orange
rain mango
🟣Mrp is not made of orange
cat is cat
oblique stream
🟣Mrp is not made of orange
but do you have orange energy
last spoke
🟣Mrp's definitely capable of being a doofus, but Mrp is absolutely not an orange
🟣Mrp's tail is also not orange
quasi slate
what about a housemoopy
and also draw her well toned because she's a strong independant woman
https://youtu.be/8aSY_galqOg veyron was always a nice looking bugatti but the new veyron is even better
hardy muralBOT
twin bear
bass girls when
large mouth bass but the bass rly wont stop talking ong
uncut epoch
got any mugs? 
plucky charm
vfe is not in b42
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3611718925
this will be maintained until Vilespring releases the official version. and all features from 41 already made it here.
rain mango
got any mugs? <:drunk:1457553365692321974>
i really dont like that playermodel
it feels uncannyt
uncut epoch
i really dont like that playermodel
tomb’s model 😭
rain mango
🟣Mrp's definitely capable of being a doofus, but Mrp is absolutely not an orang...
cat is cat
no matter how silly
rain mango
tomb’s model 😭
this is meee
plucky charm
tomb’s model 😭
I love Tombs models rework
uncut epoch
you can’t rlly see him in those photos, but this is the lil guy who has the dialogue ui 
plucky charm
this is meee
of course lol....
half kettle
hope yu get in fected
stone meadow
is gen chat pz chat 2 now
fast lava
is gen chat pz chat 2 now
Its inevitable my friend
People on Zomboid server talking about Zomboid 😱