general_chat

[plush cobalt]

Doesn't matter because it'd all be based on distance to the fixed point in time

That wouldn't change based on location

[scenic galleon]

That's really interesting. It's nice that they give you alternatives to military service. I do honestly think the US needs to implement something along these lines tbh. There's a lack of care for our country and its community.

[rain summit]

you know what’s really annoying? Daylight savings time

[floral fiber]

(omar(Omar)) taken over

[deep socket]

Screw counting, just stare at the sun if you dare question the time

[short tinsel]

Good 23456th second of the 756000 whole

[plush cobalt]

Yeah that's the worst

They can disappear I'm okay with that

[short tinsel]

You know time doesn’t really work thag way rifut

[plush cobalt]

It absolutely does, like I said computers do it

[short tinsel]

This is agreeable

[rain summit]

time can warp if an object is massive enough. so nothing rly matters at all

[twin bear]

What if we just ban inconvenience

[neon bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/eggman-sonic-gif-14009760066009355868

[twin bear]

So everyone is comfortable

[short tinsel]

Yeah they don’t have to deal with distance and if they do they account for it because they have to

[twin bear]

Bam world problems solved

[short tinsel]

I put a thing in space and it records time it’ll be different then on earth no matter where

[plush cobalt]

Take this second right now. Count two seconds from now. Two seconds have passed where I am, where you are, in Australia, in China

[ivory grail]

WORK

[plush cobalt]

The location does not matter for that lol

[short tinsel]

Not really

[plush cobalt]

What

[short tinsel]

It’s different over time

Every poijt in space time flows every so slightly differently

If there’s more mass

Time is affected

If there’s less

[little elm]

yeah, i think it's a great system although the current military-age generation is pretty pissed that draft is reactivated and that they don't want to waste career time doing military or social service. given how much you get shoved for free in your butt here, i find giving back to the community is something worth doing and commendable

[short tinsel]

It’s affected

If ur moving towards it fast

[plush cobalt]

And you think computers account for this property in physics

[short tinsel]

It’s affected

Yeah they have to

Otherwise clocks wouldn’t work

[plush cobalt]

No they don't lol, we're on the same planet

[short tinsel]

Wat

[twin bear]

I will reserve my butt joke for another time

[scenic galleon]

I honestly think that even without all of the government provided benefits, community service is still worth doing

[short tinsel]

You know the planet is not smooth right

[scenic galleon]

cause god knows we get jack shit from our government

[short tinsel]

Time flows differently if I’m one side compared to the other

May not be perceiveabke

But it’s there

[plush cobalt]

What you're talking about doesn't apply to the scale we're at in a way that would affect how computers have to calculate time

[short tinsel]

It does we have to otherwise gps wouldn’t work

And time would NOT be synced

Becuase they tried to do it without doing that

[plush cobalt]

So are you familiar with the algorithms that do this then

[short tinsel]

And it failed

I’m familiar with the fact time relative

Even on fairy small scales

[vital marten]

at this point its just a reserved half of a full moon, why let us know about it but omit it for a later time

[twin bear]

My theory is that govs exist to extract resources from us since the majority won't be able to afford the luxury

[vital marten]

😭

[little elm]

in the end, a community has to stand on its own and are there for one another. that's a difficult concept to convey through phone screens, so i totally agree that community work should happen more and be more embraced. isn't any different here, either, btw

[plush cobalt]

GPS involves satellites brother

[twin bear]

They can keep sucking us until we are drained

[plush cobalt]

I am talking about computers on the planet

Unix timestamps are a very common, well known thing

[short tinsel]

Yeah that’s a computer that tells the computers on the planet how to function

[twin bear]

Lmao

[short tinsel]

If we didn’t have gps the world economy would be crippled because we couldn’t sync shit

[twin bear]

Dad jokes with Lou

[plush cobalt]

That is not relevant to what I'm talking about

You said that two seconds passing isn't the same amount of time passing in different places on the planet

[twin bear]

Gps can't kiss and snuggle me to sleep when I'm lonely I think I'm alr without it

Nor can it fend off a rabid brown bear from my hunting stand

[scenic galleon]

The issue in the us at least, is that from its conception, its been a very self centered country. The constitution is almost entirely made up of what you can do for yourself. And I think it's made our polarization significantly worse. People just dont really care about eachother here. And phones have just made it quite a bit worse.

[short tinsel]

Ur point was that we time flows the same anywhere on earth

It can’t

It literally can’t

[twin bear]

Time flows the same everywhere

Time is literally just moving forward is it not

[rain summit]

this is pretty untrue

[empty frigate]

time is flowing inside of all of us rn

[plush cobalt]

My point is that relativity doesn't matter on the scale of counting seconds or milliseconds on the same planet

[empty frigate]

okay that sounds

nvm

[azure tangle]

#1465066346856321115 message

Noice

[short tinsel]

Technically but it’s most certainly adds up

[twin bear]

No like a second here is gonna be a second a million miles away

Right

[short tinsel]

That’s why clocks on earth get out of sync

[empty frigate]

yessss the mods renamed it general cheeto

[short tinsel]

Not necessarily

[empty frigate]

🙏

[azure tangle]

Wrong. Space changes time dilation

[rain summit]

not really, supermassive objects warp the spacetime around it. And if something is going very fast time also moves differently

[plush cobalt]

Yeah sure but not in a way that matters, in the same way that leap years technically not fully addressing desync doesn't matter

[short tinsel]

Speed also affects it

[twin bear]

So ur saying

[short tinsel]

You move faster through space you change ur speed in time

[rain summit]

as far as time on earth goes. Like…. Yes. But physics is fucked

[twin bear]

That time can be changed

[short tinsel]

It does matter

[little elm]

The American mindset is indeed quite fucked up from the transatlantic perspective. I will never forgot a documentary I watched about a lady that got evicted from her apartment and somehow defended the landlords power over her, because he has the money and she doesn't. Broke my heart.

[short tinsel]

They literally had to make a way to account for it other wise computers wouldn’t work

[azure tangle]

Time can process faster depending on surrounding objects, gravitational forces, speed, a lot of things

[twin bear]

When they gonna refill my mug when I'm done

Waste of research

[rain summit]

they brainwashed the scam into us

[short tinsel]

The internet is entirely dependent on this

[plush cobalt]

So share the details with me of how they did this

[twin bear]

So my clock will just become faster

Wth

I will age faster?

[short tinsel]

And leap years address dsync

That’s their point

[azure tangle]

No, your clock doesn't cahnge, but your aging and biological functions change

[twin bear]

When did we test this on ppl

And why haven't we

[azure tangle]

Mechanical objects remain the same because they are simulated

[plush cobalt]

I don't say this to imply I know everything but I have at least passing knowledge of how computers handle time considering my degree lol

[short tinsel]

It’s not tested on people it’s the mathematical framework we live in

[plush cobalt]

So how did they handle this

[rain summit]

yah like what happens in Interstellar is sorta accurate. Like it’s not rly well explained scientifically but it’s sorta there

[scenic galleon]

It really is, and everyone outside of the US can see it. I've had the privilege of living overseas, where many americans would consider dangerous and poor, but people where i am do genuinely respect and care about your dignity.

[vital marten]

so I just have to become the fastest hamster in the wheel and I'll either die faster or live a very long time huh

[twin bear]

I figured since a clock has a mechanism it'd just go faster since everything was just boosted speed wise

[short tinsel]

Yeah they have an internal clock thag then requires other clocks to sync all of them together so they don’t go out of wack because time flows differently

[twin bear]

Science is god

No doubt abt it in my mind

[azure tangle]

Sure, that falls in line with the "you don't have to run the farthest, but faster than the ones behind you"

[twin bear]

But believe wut u will ofc

[plush cobalt]

You're referring to network time?

[little elm]

Read Article I of the German constitution. It's one of the reasons I'm a proud constitutional patriot. https://www.gesetze-im-internet.de/englisch_gg/englisch_gg.html

[rain summit]

https://youtu.be/-NN_m2yKAAk?si=eTipXvYjRwU60zRk

time dilation

[short tinsel]

Not exactly sure I just know that computers follow our rules therefore are affected by dysync no matter what even if its 3 houses apart

[vital marten]

us is a dumpster

[plush cobalt]

Okay I was more talking about algorithms than physical desync so I think I get the argument you're making

[twin bear]

Tax physics so it works with us

[plush cobalt]

Yeah that's fair

[short tinsel]

Oh algorithms idk

[twin bear]

Beat it up outside it's favorite restaurant so it knows to play nice

[short tinsel]

If it’s on one computer and on one chip then the dysync would be over millions of years

[plush cobalt]

My point was that timing is typically handled by counting up from an arbitrary fixed point, the Unix epoch

So my silly idea to get rid of time and do that instead clearly would work totally fine

[short tinsel]

It wouod uave to bend the rules of space but I think I get Whag ur saying

Any amount of distance incures time so the larger something is the more likely there is to be dysync

Like if you push a light year long rod from ur end it moves instantly but the rod moves at the speed of light but from your view it moves normally

[scenic galleon]

Wow thats insane, i didnt realize how little regard my country has for me until looking at these

[short tinsel]

However it still takes a year for the movement to fully propagate

[scenic galleon]

im on article 18 rn and ill continue reading

[twin bear]

As long as I can continue my ekitten job from space on time

I'd do just fine

[short tinsel]

You’ll be good

[rain mango]

Thats what she said about my rod

[plush cobalt]

As long as we still have computers it'd be fine

[short tinsel]

Computers just gotta deal with it because they do so much shit all the time

[little elm]

anyhow. i need to use my precious time to play some PZ while the kids are asleep and I can still keep my eyes open. it was fun to share. i have an urge to talk about some issues openly on my YT, but i'm still stuck in formulating thoughts while the world is racing ahead of it

[plush cobalt]

It'd just be the same as the representation we have right now but only seconds, basically

And without looping back around each day

[short tinsel]

Yeah the computer wouod be able to calculate it however there’s also so many real life variables you need a second lens

[twin bear]

I've tried to process even a piece of what's been going on and I just can't 😭

There's so much that's thrown out there from so many ppl and then there's the toxicity

[short tinsel]

I think resetting it is more effective in reducing dysync as the larger the number gets the more opportunity for error there is

Isn’t that why we clear ram ?

[scenic galleon]

Go for it man, its been a pleasure talking to you. Ill check you out on youtube

[toxic hawk]

Everybody got Shin in this place

[short tinsel]

Or dump it every now and then

[plush cobalt]

That's more cleanup than anything, less for error handling to my knowledge but I'm not an expert on low-level stuff

[short tinsel]

To me it’s seems way more inefficient to keep it goinf and fixing it on the fly

[rain summit]

Before computers the Swiss main train station would send out an electronic ping to each clock in the system when the minute ticked over

So every clock other than the main one would wait at 59 seconds for the ping before ticking, keeping them in sync

We clear ram mostly so we can use it again, don’t we?

[short tinsel]

Even that would lead to dysync

Obviously it would take a while

[twin bear]

Just tether the damn PC for better download speeds

Obviously

[short tinsel]

No matter what you do dysync will happen because there’s a hard cap at which all information travels

[rain summit]

ya I think it was the best we could do like 100 years ago

[plush cobalt]

I think we should all just count up on our fingers at the same time

[twin bear]

Everyone must count

[short tinsel]

I thought it was particular to make it more efficient and not burn up

[plush cobalt]

When you wake up your little time gnome tells you what numbers you missed

[short tinsel]

Oh yeah

Today it’s honestly not thag different

We just measure it getter

Better

[twin bear]

New world rule everyone must always count

[rain summit]

well electricity down the wires is traveling speed of light isn’t it? so yeah you’d get desync by modern standards

[short tinsel]

That’s too hard

[short tinsel]

That and the typical impedance and random impurities

Same goes for fiber optic cables and such

[rain summit]

RAM is susceptible to errors in either not being freed or being double freed, or overflow (accidentally going into the neighboring ‘slots’)

[little elm]

it feels weird to come from a place, the 90s, where it was edgy and cool to poke fun at the USA, and now sit in disbelieve how a nation can just take their arsenal and full-auto into their own kneecaps

[plush cobalt]

There's always latency and desync happens but it's not that important unless it's a critical system

[rain summit]

not slots but ykwim. Addresses I guess

[twin bear]

🥀 born into it and I'll say it ain't much of a dream

Never was for me tho to be fair

[short tinsel]

I think really all electronics can be like thag as nothing can hold everything and the nature of the light waves allows for it to move through stuff it would classically

Like that’s why we can’t shrink transistors for eternity

[plush cobalt]

It was only ever a dream for a very limited demographic which is essentially defined by being limited

Is the most I can say

[short tinsel]

It wouldn’t *

[little elm]

i feel sorry for the post 9/11 generations. it really broke the american spirit and it was all scaremongering 24/7 news cycle from there

[plush cobalt]

Speak for yourself I'm shrinking my transistor right now and I'm gonna keep doing it forever

[short tinsel]

Organic transistors these days…

I’m a pure bred metal transistor

[plush cobalt]

How are you both pure bread and metal? Illogical

[onyx igloo]

MICHAEL DONT LEAVE ME HERE

[short tinsel]

I’m better

The bestest

[onyx igloo]

TF2 robot sandwich

[short tinsel]

The bestestest

I’m so hard that people who think they are hard will never be as hard as me

Actually

Nvm

I didn’t think that through

[twin bear]

Without delving into p word yes I believe that period struck a fuse that I think is slowly burning out and I'm afraid of what will become of the aftermath

[onyx igloo]

hehe funny

[short tinsel]

Givr a few more months

Maybe even a few days

[twin bear]

It's a dream for scammers and posers not the real people who want to honestly live

[short tinsel]

We are gearing up to try and obliterate Iran

We got so much shit there rn

[twin bear]

Woah woah

[plush cobalt]

What do you mean we I ain't doing shit

[short tinsel]

Wait

[twin bear]

Yeah man

I'm chilling

[short tinsel]

Were you talking about something else

[twin bear]

Bing chilling infact

[short tinsel]

No it’ll affect us all

#woke war

[rain mango]

Im legit pooping wdym we

[onyx igloo]

bing chilling

[twin bear]

I digress

[short tinsel]

America and the eu*

And china

And Russia

Quite a few people

[twin bear]

I miss 360 a bit rn

[rain mango]

Is that how u got sledge

[short tinsel]

Considering if ur a citizen there it is WE

huh

No im just stupid

[twin bear]

I hope not

[rain mango]

Talking p word

[plush cobalt]

Disagree

[short tinsel]

I mean you pay the taxes

Which fund the problems

[plush cobalt]

As Oneiric said idk about you but I'm just shitting

[short tinsel]

Oh fair

[plush cobalt]

Paying taxes is not consenting to everything your government does

[short tinsel]

Is thag th e new form of protesting

[twin bear]

😔 bro brought conflicts into this

[short tinsel]

I mean it kinda always has been

[twin bear]

Can't even talk American history

Dam

[quasi slate]

omar doesn't pay taxes his whole income is invisible with dirty cash

[plush cobalt]

How

[short tinsel]

America moment ?

[twin bear]

Omar is racketeering

[short tinsel]

Governments make it that way

[onyx igloo]

hmmm.... boat..

[short tinsel]

It’s in their best interest to

[twin bear]

Also he is wearing a wire

[subtle shoal]

p word in genchaf

cray cray

[short tinsel]

Ngl I don’t get how that’s politics

[twin bear]

Don't even think about touching them

[short tinsel]

I’m not talking about the daddy in chief

[subtle shoal]

I'm really drowsy my eyes weigh 600 tons

[short tinsel]

I won’t

[twin bear]

Ww2 history is insane but glazed too much imo

[plush cobalt]

Your eyes do NOT weigh 600 tons. That's NOT true. Stop fucking lying.

[short tinsel]

It’s really funny in the irony sense

[short tinsel]

They weigh 650

Owner

[plush cobalt]

That's NOT true

[short tinsel]

Owned

Owned

Pwned

[plush cobalt]

Owner

[short tinsel]

Scrub alter

Alter

[subtle shoal]

I'd rather talk about any other conflict than ww2 it's so oversaturated

[short tinsel]

Alert

[twin bear]

I'm just glad it ended and didn't get any worse

[plush cobalt]

I've pointed out your typo therefore I win

[subtle shoal]

nuh uh they do

[short tinsel]

Can we talk about the great history of Chinese disagreements

[plush cobalt]

No

[short tinsel]

Says who

[plush cobalt]

Me

[short tinsel]

Who’s me

Me?

I didn’t say that

[plush cobalt]

Not you

Me

[twin bear]

Mi mi mi miii

[short tinsel]

You just said me

Why you putting words in my mouth…

[plush cobalt]

My girlfriend did this same joke to me yesterday

Infuriating

I will not stand for it

[short tinsel]

Define girlfriend

[plush cobalt]

It's like a friend but they're a woman

[twin bear]

Ur gonna get a battery in a sock shoved in ur mouth

[onyx igloo]

i got put on probation for stealing in my game

uh oh

[short tinsel]

Women aren’t real

Lier

[subtle shoal]

romantic interest in a woman

[short tinsel]

Liar

[twin bear]

How

Why

[short tinsel]

Nerd alert …

[onyx igloo]

if i burn the papers will they not know me

[plush cobalt]

I would say a girlfriend is different than a romantic interest

[twin bear]

Why steal

[subtle shoal]

who's also your partner

[plush cobalt]

Better

[twin bear]

Be good booze drinking cig smoking man

[subtle shoal]

idk bow to explain it never had a gf

[short tinsel]

If a girlfriend has the word friend and then it’s a friendship not a dating thing

[subtle shoal]

jarvis more alcohol

[short tinsel]

Owning the liberals

[plush cobalt]

You just can't stand the idea of me, a terminally online internet user, having a girlfriend

It's okay, I don't get it either

[short tinsel]

No im just hating

[twin bear]

Why have girlfriend when boyfriend

[short tinsel]

Ong

[twin bear]

Smh

[short tinsel]

They are real

[short tinsel]

Women aren’t

[plush cobalt]

I know it's a reasonable thing to do

Men are cool too

[quasi slate]

dog garbage not doing well because no one asked

[short tinsel]

I’m not being serious btw I hope you know

[twin bear]

Not enough in the region to cure this ailment

[short tinsel]

Thought you said alignment

[plush cobalt]

Me neither but thank u for clarifying, I hope my response didn't come across as serious either lol

[subtle shoal]

i have more chances in being highkey gay and having a bf than straight and having a gf

[twin bear]

What's this

[subtle shoal]

stupid chungus life of mine

[short tinsel]

The original one abiut he time I thought was serious

[quasi slate]

new slop that was revealed in game awards

[short tinsel]

Eveything else I didn’t

I still found it funny tho

[twin bear]

Game awards

[plush cobalt]

I have a bone to pick with the calendar, not with the clock

[twin bear]

Cringe

Game awards so ass

[short tinsel]

Ong the calendar is stupid as hell

[plush cobalt]

I would change so much stuff about the fuckass Gregorian calendar don't even get me started

[subtle shoal]

600 awards to e33

[rain mango]

When are we getting 2 more weekdays for the 2 extra planets

[short tinsel]

WE DOMT JEED 30 days ONE MONTH and 29 or 31 on others

[twin bear]

E33 is aight but not amazing

[subtle shoal]

it's like F1 being nominated for the 2025 oscars

[short tinsel]

Stupid !!!!!!

[twin bear]

Imo that is

[subtle shoal]

like what's he doing on the team

[short tinsel]

He’s doing crack

[plush cobalt]

The month lengths are dumb, the week lengths are dumb, the month names are dumb

[short tinsel]

It’s how the get those reaction times

[plush cobalt]

Week names can stay, begrudgingly

[twin bear]

Make femboy burgers game of the year

God dammit

[subtle shoal]

use the soviet calendar

[short tinsel]

I find the week names and months names very silly but I do like knowing they actually have history behind them

[plush cobalt]

But October should NOT be the 10th month, same for others

[short tinsel]

Unlike the random month lengths

[plush cobalt]

Even with the historical context it pisses me off

[short tinsel]

Fair

Tuesday is based of Thor rifut ?

[plush cobalt]

Tyr

[short tinsel]

Or is thag thursday

The

[plush cobalt]

Sorry Tiw

Not Tyr

[short tinsel]

Ohh

The woman

The giant woman

Right

[plush cobalt]

Idk much about Norse/Germanic mythology, just etymology

[short tinsel]

I only know tiw crom god of war

[twin bear]

Thursday day is the day I slur my words like every day because it's drinking day

[short tinsel]

And she was a giant so she gotta he a giant

[short tinsel]

Ur not a real drinker

Why delegate urself to one day

[twin bear]

I just said everyday is drinking day lol

[short tinsel]

Oh

Oh yeah

Mb

Keep drinking

[onyx igloo]

if i dont have an area to piss i automatically piss in empty containers

i can drink my own piss

[short tinsel]

Is thag rigut

[onyx igloo]

collection time

[short tinsel]

Duly noted

[twin bear]

Piss in bottles and sell it

Profit from waste

[short tinsel]

Turn it into alcohol

[plush cobalt]

Monday for the moon, Tuesday from Tiw, Wednesday from Odin, Thursday is from Thor, Friday is from Freya, Saturday is from Saturn, Sunday for the sun. I believe all of Monday through Friday are calques from Latin (maybe including Saturday and Sunday too? uncertain)

[short tinsel]

Btw

Fun fact

[twin bear]

Label it as EGirl gamer piss

Would legit sell I bet

[short tinsel]

I’ve made piss alcohol but it onoy worked because of my type 1 diabetes

[thick pier]

https://garticphone.com/en/?c=01d241eefd

[onyx igloo]

OH GOD I FORGOT TO EAT THE GLOWING MUSHROOMS NOW IM HALLUCINATING

[short tinsel]

This is something you can easily do btw if you have it

I’m not gonna talk about the results

[plush cobalt]

I took so long typing and editing that that it's no longer relevant

[twin bear]

Eating it prevents tripping balls?

[short tinsel]

Real

[short tinsel]

Ergot would never

[onyx igloo]

no it prevents the demons

[tall glen]

cogito, ergo sum, cogito

[plush cobalt]

I think therefore I think, I think

(Is not a translation of above to be clear, hopefully obvious)

[tall glen]

I prefer Carpe Jugulum

Seize the throat

[plush cobalt]

I didn't know you were freaky like that

[tall glen]

ladies, Ime cool with anything relly

[plush cobalt]

[tall glen]

man I am eepy

but I jus woke up

[plush cobalt]

Clear sign to go back to sleep and enjoy the rest

[tall glen]

I just want to sit here and fail to learn java

but I gotta go to work

[plush cobalt]

Ah, right. Work. I forgot that normal people have to do that to make money instead of calling their parents for an extra million

[half kettle]

whaat if we seperated the months into 6 instead of 12 numbers

[tall glen]

well if you venmo me 50k Ill take the next year off

[plush cobalt]

We should have one Super Month

[tall glen]

just a thought

[onyx igloo]

a year?

[half kettle]

would we have steroids price reduced in super month

[plush cobalt]

No can do, I have to use that 50k to buy one single car

[plush cobalt]

What the fuck is that

[onyx igloo]

a super month

[plush cobalt]

I'm on board

We should have years

[half kettle]

do u think we would add a 13th month called super month

or will we replace a month

[tall glen]

actually

[plush cobalt]

I think it should be first, not last

[tall glen]

yeah we need a leap month

every 100 years

people would forget it exists

then freak out

[plush cobalt]

That'd be great

[half kettle]

wat are leep yeers anyway

[plush cobalt]

Imagine you're supposed to have a meeting in January but then it's super month

[tall glen]

imagine having an extra month of rent due, wait omar cant imagine that

[plush cobalt]

365 days doesn't quite match the actual revolution of the earth around the sun, so they exist to get us closer to it

[half kettle]

i think even if we had super month your rent due would remain stable

[plush cobalt]

It better

[tall glen]

the greatest thing superman could do, alter the orbit of the earth slightly to get rid of the need for leap years

[half kettle]

but we would go off course and die

[tall glen]

maybe

[plush cobalt]

That's a price he's willing to pay

[tall glen]

but he'd save us

[half kettle]

from what

are leap years a horror show

[plush cobalt]

From ourselves

[tall glen]

being ejected into a more distant orbit

[plush cobalt]

What a PR spin

[half kettle]

i think i could live in space

if i had crocks

[plush cobalt]

Like the shoes?

[half kettle]

yeah

the reptile too

[plush cobalt]

So if you didn't have them you would die

[half kettle]

i think m0oral support is better then oxygen

[plush cobalt]

That's fair actually

[half kettle]

going barefoot on moon would be like walking on the beach

i think

its sand in space

[plush cobalt]

Only one way to find out

[half kettle]

or just a rock

i sure keep thinking

i need to stop

[tall glen]

related meme

[plush cobalt]

Meme? In general chat? Oh, moderators!

[quasi slate]

the meme rule was removed from rules

[plush cobalt]

What did they mean by this

[rain mango]

The rule meme

Is yes longer a meme

[half kettle]

what the hells a gaukite

[rain mango]

[quasi slate]

get

[rain mango]

Is gaukite a rock

[quasi slate]

gaukite means get

[rain mango]

Like those quantum therapy rocks

[half kettle]

gaukite my soda ?

[rain mango]

I have an opalinite agatime with sparkling seltzer

[plush cobalt]

There's something very funny to me about someone giving the correct answer & people continuing to take guesses

[plush cobalt]

It tickles me every time

[half kettle]

27 euros for that car?

what about upkeep and maintenecne

[half kettle]

stop we get it

[plush cobalt]

Do you get commission

[half kettle]

holy shit is he dropshipping

what a grinder 👁️

[rain mango]

Nono different app

[plush cobalt]

Dropshipping a car... Sigma grindset

[candid patio]

yall i am fucking mortified i don't know what to do

[tall glen]

rememeber that fake audi commercial someone spliced with the safe driving video

[half kettle]

why is mr hand slappified

[quasi slate]

idk im having diarrhea

[tall glen]

car crushing an entire kids birthday prty

[half kettle]

get off your phone and immerse yourself

[quasi slate]

oh yeah

[onyx igloo]

stop being mortified

[quasi slate]

that ones good lol

[candid patio]

my boss got an angry email from a resident
they said "on friday at 3:45, there was a creepy strange man in the lobby who doesn't live here and he was giving scary looks to my 7 year old daughter"

[half kettle]

that cant be you

[tall glen]

slappy

lol

no prolonged eye contact please

[half kettle]

dude do you look like a polish inmate or what

[quasi slate]

its a common rule to not stare for too long its both rude and creepy

[half kettle]

are you bald with scars all over your face

[tall glen]

I have adblock I cant see tht dmrv

[candid patio]

my boss checked the footage and i was the only man in the lobby at that time
we were approaching each other in the hallway. it was 2 little girls walking side by side, there wasn't enough room for me to walk past them
I made eye contact with the one directly in front of me for a split second, smiled, nodded, and said hello, but like in a "please step aside and make way for me" kind of way
she screamed and ran away
all of this happened over maybe 3 seconds

[half kettle]

wtf

[harsh vault]

@strange spruce i have comically large vita coco on me

[half kettle]

over reaching

[harsh vault]

i also own 3 bananas and a brick

[candid patio]

so yeah, completely mortified

i guess i give stranger danger

[quasi slate]

nothing a bit of plastic surgery cant fix

[plush cobalt]

A child got scared, they're pretty much known to do that

[quasi slate]

go to korea

[candid patio]

lololol thanks

[candid patio]

i'm just thankful that the interaction was on camera

[harsh vault]

if you give me a treat i will trust you

[plush cobalt]

Yeah that much is fortunate

[quasi slate]

no but in seriousness some parents will warn them of strangers so that kid was probably taught my her parents to just run away from people she doesn't know

[plush cobalt]

Maybe she could sense you're a gamer and ran away in a mix of disgust and fear

[tall glen]

who raises a kid to be that afaid

[quasi slate]

unlike me when i decided to walk home on my own in 1st grade because my dad was late and i also walked alongside a stranger to keep me from getting lost

[tall glen]

they might need therapy later

[plush cobalt]

I don't think we know enough about this situation or child to know how their parenting will affect their mental health

[quasi slate]

https://youtu.be/VuzSCr9-qfM

[plush cobalt]

Sometimes kids just get scared

[candid patio]

i asked my boss if i should go apologize to the parents and she said that might be a good idea

so i brought my business card with me and knocked on the door

the dad opened it just a crack

[plush cobalt]

And then the mom pushed the door open, screamed, and ran

[tall glen]

things that scare me

[candid patio]

i explained the story, apologized, and gave them my card. he said thank you and closed the door

[wind sigil]

[candid patio]

not sure if i made it better or not lol

[tall glen]

the mom ran

ran

in her own house

[plush cobalt]

Probably, I imagine that's better than them not knowing who you are

[candid patio]

lol it was just the dad

[tall glen]

that family has issues not caused by you

[plush cobalt]

Did my addition to the story read as real to you lol

[candid patio]

lol i only interacted with who i assume is the dad

the mom's presence was unknown

[tall glen]

did you hand him your joke work cards, that mention corpse disposal

[candid patio]

lol no just my regular card

[tall glen]

missed oppurtunity

I gotta go to work dmnit

someone left an entire bottle of bbq sauce at work unopened

gonan swipe it tonight

free sauce

it was for a company event in december, never got used

then I shall make chicken bbq tommorow

[quasi slate]

to give this a third chance or not...

[tall glen]

Its dangerous to go alone, take this

[quasi slate]

rat

[quasi slate]

nooo rat mri

[strange wyvern]

urge to eepy

[rain mango]

Burrito in the over

[harsh vault]

chat

hey chat

chat

what should i eat chat

[onyx igloo]

green glowing mushrooms of course

[twin bear]

canned beans

or tactical bacon

[harsh vault]

kibble it is

[half kettle]

you do not eat kibble

[harsh vault]

you know what i hate scav

i do

this isnt big news

@twin bear the transfer from arena to tarkov is now quest capped

which sucks

[quasi slate]

shashlik

https://tenor.com/view/barbecue-shashlik-шашлык-отдых-gif-2871801366478757326

[harsh vault]

is that kebab

[quasi slate]

thats shashlik

[harsh vault]

does it taste good

what meat is that

[quasi slate]

i dont like talking to u get blocked

[harsh vault]

aw

what i do

[quasi slate]

cheburek

https://tenor.com/view/чебуреки-gif-7443147742135639505

[harsh vault]

what nationality are these foods, they look west asian

[quasi slate]

eastern european

[harsh vault]

that actually looks good

[vital marten]

This just a hot pocket man

[harsh vault]

meat pastries

are a 10/10

like beef patties

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/eye-black-gif-8824364101313545752

hmmm

[harsh vault]

scavvv

did u see what i said

[plush cobalt]

This guy looks like me

My void is decorated better though

[twin bear]

what

[twin bear]

how does one do that

[harsh vault]

this

[plush cobalt]

Oh, you know. A little bit of this, a little bit of that, some nothingness here, some absence there

It's not that hard

[half kettle]

why u roleplay as void being

do u fantasize of being a cool monster in a world of sword and magic

[quasi slate]

void being defeated by a little knight girl with only a month of sword experience

[half kettle]

void pulls out ak47

[quasi slate]

look at my balls

[next harbor]

i wish i had pic perms tho

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/nine-sols-ninesols-heng-heng-ninesols-but-heres-the-yapper-gif-18347905603859457124

keep yapping

[vital marten]

This snow needs to melt

[sacred schooner]

I wish

[vital marten]

We need to wish harder

[sacred schooner]

I'm stuck with mine for another few months

[vital marten]

This is unacceptable

[sacred schooner]

cycling in snowy weather is... something

[vital marten]

Hmm

More risk than anything

[next harbor]

i see

i need to keep yapping about viruses

[sacred schooner]

and yet, I do it daily in canadeh

[vital marten]

One fall and boom your l4 disk is pinched and you need prescription pain medicine to live

[sacred schooner]

(Oslo knows how to do it, not north america)

[next harbor]

like the harran virus

[sacred schooner]

last time I fell was... 4 days ago I think? comes with the territory

[vital marten]

I would be fine with this weather if it didn’t impede work

[vital marten]

Last time I fell was a year ago

[upper rain]

Snake what's wrong?

Snake

[sacred schooner]

wearing so much winter clothing and falling on snow makes the fall much smoother

[velvet pebble]

It's alright

I got ebike though, with it it's very alright

Goes through pretty much anything

Still no brakes

[sacred schooner]

I could never do it with my normal hybrid, e-bike always

[velvet pebble]

Battery dies very fast though

Says i have 70 km but I'm not doing that many in 4-5 hours lol

Before having to change

Driving in -30 issues

[sacred schooner]

mhm, mine's starting to need many repairs with now its third winter

[velvet pebble]

I don't repair, i rent it

Well, "rent". It's actually free as long as i meet quotas in work

Which is easy

[vital marten]

A quick check proves… us Texans still don’t know how to drive https://youtu.be/rOfGv2JQZKk?si=oZf-bIJhN_siNn6o

😭

It’s not even terrible out

[sacred schooner]

got mine for 1000 CAD (without taxes) 40% off, so it's paid for itself a long time ago

[velvet pebble]

You work on it?

[lilac pebble]

Hello! I just joined the server, I was looking for people to play with!

[sacred schooner]

but I think I'll get a new one this summer when the new discounts arrrive

[sacred schooner]

I do everything on it

work, college, hospital, groceries, going to the mall

[next harbor]

guys im a harran virus lover

[velvet pebble]

I just work on mine. Hop on a bus to a city, go to the bike place, hop in a battery, work, change, work again, lunch, change, work again

10 hours and i can go home

[vital marten]

Harran virus isn’t an issue

[velvet pebble]

Or whenever i feel tired, but actually just driving ebike around isn't tiring at all

[vital marten]

We just keep the people of harran in harran and boom no issues

[velvet pebble]

Only downside is that it's -30 celsius

Hands cold

[quasi slate]

https://youtu.be/VprXzmcOOJ8

[sacred schooner]

it's very fun during the summer

[vital marten]

It’s -2C out and I think this is my limit

-30 is no balls

[velvet pebble]

Haven't tried, and probably never will, since by that time I'll have another job

[next harbor]

damn no life around red dwarfs

[velvet pebble]

Hopefully in February already

[sacred schooner]

-30 is burn your lungs if you're not prepared for it

[velvet pebble]

I'm armored up

Cold ain't getting a chance

[sacred schooner]

we are, but I'd find it funny to watch a texan arrive here in shorts

[velvet pebble]

It doesn't even burn your lungs without any armor lol

[velvet pebble]

He ain't living through it

[vital marten]

Considering I haven’t gone outside since this storm started there would be a lot less than living going on

[sacred schooner]

yesterday I saw one dude in shorts and a small vest, true nordic warrior

[vital marten]

Had absolutely no winter clothes a month ago 🤣

[half kettle]

guys guys

whats the word for a person who watches a steamer and thinks they're their friend

streamer*

i cant find a definition for it

[vital marten]

Would Simp be applicable here

[half kettle]

not particularly simp

[sacred schooner]

delusional

[vital marten]

Delulu

[half kettle]

just a guy watching a dude play and he talks to him thru chat and suddenly believes he is connected and friends

there was another word

i need to find it

[rain mango]

Something within parasocial relation

[half kettle]

yes parasocial

thank you

[rain mango]

[rain mango]

Deloulou?

[vital marten]

What makes someone come to that assumption though? A streamer had said my username once, was stoked for awhile but not much more than that

[vital marten]

[velvet pebble]

Pokimane viewers after donating their whole lifesavings only for her to say their name once

[vital marten]

I only watched streamers when I had no means to play any games

[tender igloo]

@lilac quarry i named him after you "mondays am i rite?"

[vital marten]

Leon after being caught by Gen Chat Name Police

[lilac quarry]

why aren't you feeding him

[vital marten]

It appears puppers will force him to watch bad television

I see no food

[tender igloo]

i gave him all my food lol

[tender igloo]

hes eating carbet fibers

and sharted some pens

[vital marten]

The laws of equivalent exchange

[velvet pebble]

Is this abiotic factor

[tender igloo]

ya

[tender igloo]

ahh yes 3 batgs of snaks 1 sodie lol

while watching me almost die to some hopping turd

[upper rain]

hiii chat

[candid patio]

hi moxie

[vital marten]

Nice banner

[upper rain]

Hii :3

Hru

[velvet pebble]

Is it good?

I was thinking of picking it up

[mystic raven]

Hey all, new player here —just bought PZ on Steam and wanna jump into some large pop PVP. Struggling to join tho: Not sure I have an account name and password, all the servers that refresh I cant join. Any advice is helpful.

[tender igloo]

yah , im having fun with it

[velvet pebble]

Cool, thx

[tender igloo]

reminds me of what it would be like being a scientist in half life or something

[lilac quarry]

ok but why tho

[lilac quarry]

very fun

very unique

in many ways

great game

[velvet pebble]

Noted

Very thank you

[uncut epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/rar-gif-2596942278972571554

[onyx igloo]

having some bbq chicken tonight

also smoked gouda mac n cheese and corn

[tender igloo]

he says funny stuff lol

https://tenor.com/view/pikachu-pokemon-youre-my-friend-now-gif-26537902

[lilac quarry]

I know this experience too well

[tender igloo]

playing pikachu?!

[lean bramble]

Hi guys I am total newbie 😉

Is this game multiplayer in vanilla?

Are mods necessary to play?

(Feel free to mention me or using reply to this message when answering.)

[vital marten]

1, yes its multiplayer but only in the unstable build IIRC

2, no

https://tenor.com/view/b42-project-zomboid-build-42-gif-17066682817413107459

This is how you change build ^

[quiet siren]

Build 41 should also be multiplayer right?

[vital marten]

I could be wrong though, but I’m assuming this is still correct because #pz_b42_chat still exists

[harsh vault]

no

:3

[lilac quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/toxiqueney-mannequinney-quingifs-stan-twitter-pokemon-gif-17630997690191043718

[lilac quarry]

yes of course lol

[tender igloo]

[lilac quarry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1386119240322515006.webp?size=96&animated=true

[vital marten]

Range

[harsh vault]

does B40 still work

[oak gazelle]

it ain't much but it's honest work

[lilac quarry]

yeah you can access old builds somewhere online

[harsh vault]

oh cool

even the original 2D builds?

[quiet siren]

I saw Build 38 or something on steam betas I think

[strange wyvern]

my fav is build 21

[harsh vault]

its good to see you again

[onyx igloo]

anybody else have a box of toques and scarfs

[harsh vault]

why did you say that like a canadian

[onyx igloo]

my mom has a whole box of crochetted scarves

[onyx igloo]

i played alot of the long dark recently

[tender igloo]

lol what in the crickets anus is that

[harsh vault]

oh

[vital marten]

me

[tender igloo]

lol

[harsh vault]

i want to play long dark but i dont have le moolah

[onyx igloo]

i use them interchangeably

[onyx igloo]

Save for the DLCs

[harsh vault]

and i might wait till the second one since multiplayer

[onyx igloo]

They're so worth it

[harsh vault]

there are DLCs?

since when

[tender igloo]

can you milk the chin danglers

[onyx igloo]

Yeah

[onyx igloo]

Theres one that adds in whole new sections of bear island

And drip

[harsh vault]

woah

[onyx igloo]

I'm really excited for tld2 for the MP

[vital marten]

no, you twirl it similar to a mustache

[left bobcat]

Guys it came

The project zomboid merch!!!

[tender igloo]

lol dangit, i wanted alien milk

[lean bramble]

I always thought this game had MP. But I understand it was through mods. So yeah, really good they are finally adding it to the main game.

[vital marten]

My pz merch ain’t coming

[tender igloo]

lol mines floating around in my town somewhere

[vital marten]

If regular ass Texans can’t drive in this what super powers would the post have

[shrewd quartz]

Hi, I wanted to buy the game and I was thinking of buying a steam key on a third party site Like G2A, am I at risk of having my game taken away? I've never used these sites, my goal is just to save money.

[prime thorn]

If possible, please avoid grey market sellers like that one.
Instead, use a site like https://isthereanydeal.com to find the best price, since it only lists authorized sellers.

It's obviously entirely up to you where you buy the game from, but none of the money you pay for PZ on unauthorized sellers and grey market sites goes to the people making the game.
If that's basically what you said, I'm sorry, I'm just a bot that can't see context, beep boop.

[shrewd quartz]

Sory🙏

[vital marten]

Doing this is worse than pirating because they either take your game away or they bill the developer iirc

Plus you may be assisting in Credit Card Fraud

[onyx igloo]

Is this a fair reaction

[vital marten]

For a calico mix yes

[shrewd quartz]

you can find the discounted game on steam

and how much would the discount be

?

[vital marten]

I don’t follow what you’re saying

Are you asking how much the game goes on sale?

[shrewd quartz]

Ye

[tender igloo]

something is making a noise and i cant find it lol

[sacred schooner]

https://steamdb.info/app/108600/

[vital marten]

game regularly goes on sale for $13 USD you can check steamdb for further info

[sacred schooner]

glad you're here, I need you to watch this

[vital marten]

I think they changed the layout of the site because I was confused for a minute lol

[shrewd quartz]

ok thanks I will try to avoid these sites

[tender igloo]

me when my aunt called a jalapeno a jalapenis earlier lol

thebn stimming and i yell it really loud

=---------------

[sacred schooner]

oh dear, that'd be a bit too hot for everyone

🔥

[onyx igloo]

My grandma called fajitas frahjitas once

We havent stopped saying it

[tender igloo]

wth lol

[onyx igloo]

Pests will spawn out of that btw

Its an anteverse portal

[sacred schooner]

be on guard, there might be something appearing right in your face

[tender igloo]

i just made my base here!!!

lol

[sacred schooner]

I'm waiting for a few more updates to get back into the game

[lilac quarry]

really

have you never played before

don't you have 400 hours

puppers how

[harsh vault]

just she say tamales like ta-mall-ees

[onyx igloo]

she doesnt know what a tamale is lol

[harsh vault]

put her on already

[sacred schooner]

... what's that

[onyx igloo]

I love tamales tho

[onyx igloo]

Its meat wrapped in a cornmeal mixture I think?

Its a fluffy dough

[harsh vault]

its wrapped in a corn husk

[tender igloo]

no lol

[harsh vault]

dont tell me you have been eating the husk sean

[onyx igloo]

Yeah well you dont eat the damn corn husk

[tender igloo]

i rage quitted last time cause the toilet shit was annoying and some dumb thing that jumped on me kept kiling me

[onyx igloo]

I dont know what the fluffy dough mixture is

Very good though

[harsh vault]

probably cornbread

[lilac quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/boredom-bored-zoey-new-girl-awkward-smile-gif-17324566

[ancient meteor]

white people be like

https://www.expressnews.com/news/article/san-antonio-history-gerald-ford-tamale-husk-20255924.php

[harsh vault]

why is there an article for this

[sacred schooner]

mmmmmmmmm

[tender igloo]

oh and some sparkling shit on my screen annoyed me lol

[harsh vault]

its like the "old man yells at cloud"

[harsh vault]

i prefer pootine honestly

i could go for some pizza pizza poutine

cheap and yummy

[ancient meteor]

It was a real "scandal" that glprobably had a genuine effect on the political landscape of the country, lmao

[harsh vault]

or kfc poutine

[onyx igloo]

Pizza poutine?

[harsh vault]

pizza pizza is a canadian pizza chain

[sacred schooner]

best of both worlds

[harsh vault]

EXACTLY

[sacred schooner]

wait

no

[harsh vault]

aw

[sacred schooner]

not pizza pizza

[harsh vault]

why not

[sacred schooner]

I mean pizza ON a poutine

[harsh vault]

no

[sacred schooner]

yes

[harsh vault]

pizza pizza has popcorn chicken poutine

its so good

despite me throwing up the first time i had it

but it wasnt its fault

i had bad acid reflexes

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/lerolero-itswill-do-this-dance-cat-hands-dance-gif-15634157831569175603

[onyx igloo]

The italian side of me is scared and the american side is curious

[harsh vault]

try it

try poutine

wait sean you are italian?

i kind of saw you as a southern southern

[onyx igloo]

Well, heritage

[sacred schooner]

I've had top quality poutines from the best places

[onyx igloo]

My heritage is most likely german italian

[harsh vault]

best i had was a street vendor in the middle of my city

god i LOVE street meat

[onyx igloo]

what makes a good poutine

[sacred schooner]

locally made poutines, the best ones

[harsh vault]

how its done

[onyx igloo]

this can mean two things

[harsh vault]

i love random food trucks and stands, they always have flavor, like i LOVE a street dog

[lost tinsel]

Hey guys did the recent update change most mp problems?

[sacred schooner]

the type of potatoes and the cheese freshness

[lost tinsel]

Am I able to cook now or is it still no progress bar

[harsh vault]

i thought your name said dickle

[ancient meteor]

Aren't street dogs like, at risk of having fleas and rabies and stuff

[harsh vault]

wrong reply

get my point

[harsh vault]

hot dogs

dum dum

we dont have like

wild dogs

here

only cats

[sacred schooner]

only snow

[onyx igloo]

I see a few wild cats in my backyard

[harsh vault]

billions must melt

[onyx igloo]

Beautiful gray and white one

[lost tinsel]

My apologies

[harsh vault]

okay well now im jealous

[lilac quarry]

holy fuck

that looks so good

WHAT IS IT

and DM me where you got it thanx

[harsh vault]

you dont want it, you will get obese with that many calories

[lilac quarry]

I will be there posthaste

[harsh vault]

looks like a heart attack poutine

[sacred schooner]

it's not my pic, but I know exactly where you can get one of these

[lilac quarry]

ok tell me rn

[harsh vault]

leon are you willing to travel the world if it meant that poutine

[onyx igloo]

ive only seen poutine with brown gravy and white cheese curds

[lilac quarry]

it's not that far from me

just a short flight

[sacred schooner]

nevermind, they don't make it anymore

[lilac quarry]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[sacred schooner]

t'was my childhood local fast food restaurant

[harsh vault]

there is this place down my street that makes this thing called unicorn poutine, looks bad

[lilac quarry]

that sounds disgusting

[harsh vault]

its all colorful and the sauce looks like someone came on it

[sacred schooner]

they called it the pizzatine

[rain mango]

i gently open the door

[onyx igloo]

i slam it shut because its funny

[maiden nymph]

I gently open general chat

[oak gazelle]

i yeeto el cheeto

[lilac quarry]

man I wanna see if they have it nearby

they do not

[maiden nymph]

[sacred schooner]

I'm trying to find a place that still does it

in my city

[tender igloo]

proutine

whers the cheese ice cream

[rain mango]

chibi vs chuddy

[quasi slate]

yeah get fatter

is that lasagna

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/thinking-grenades-peter-familyguy-family-gif-9926709

[strange wyvern]

why would he do that..

so evil..

[rain mango]

Meoww

[twin bear]

those are the thinking grenades

[harsh vault]

just search up poutine places near you, knowing you are in my city, there are so many fancy places

[plush cobalt]

That's so peter griffin family guy fortnite sigma epic style

[strange wyvern]

,ooooh why didnt u say so

[twin bear]

oops wrong clip

just bro standing there

pretty sure this one is it

[onyx igloo]

i knew he was about to start dancing

i knew it

[twin bear]

i love gmod lmao

[oak gazelle]

if nobody makes it where you are just order a pizza and poutine separately and slide the pizza toppings onto the poutine

[harsh vault]

thats not what that is

the pizza needs to be on the poutine

[strange wyvern]

me asf is that gmod

[harsh vault]

and whos actually putting in work for the calorie attack

[oak gazelle]

just make it yourself

[harsh vault]

i prefer my food instead

[onyx igloo]

whats yalls favorite soda

i like my local Fitz's soda

[half kettle]

ah fuck

[twin bear]

the kind that isnt pepsi

[half kettle]

a relationship with a parent has been shattered

[tender igloo]

why is this dumb thing on the side of my screen