general_chat

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/hangover-tired-hang-over-apathy-bad-day-gif-11645055105930348482

[last spoke]

That's penis

[empty frigate]

dream home

[last spoke]

That's Harry DuCock

[onyx igloo]

what do these words mean

[empty frigate]

who's cock is hairy

[last spoke]

LOOK AT HER,,,

[onyx igloo]

im familiar with alcoholic wreck ive met a few

[empty frigate]

i thought cocks usually have feathers

[onyx igloo]

she doesnt look like an alcoholic wreck her hair isnt messy enough and she isnt yelling at me

[empty frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/foxtrot-foxtrots-cock-foxtrotwashere-chicken-karen-gif-24326468

[last spoke]

She's a Bounty Hunter, a severe alcoholic wreck, a hot mess, a failgirl, and a werewolf

And she has a repeating shotgun

[empty frigate]

she's a functional alcoholic

[last spoke]

She is NOT functional

[hoary hamlet]

Got my first ever weight room injury

[onyx igloo]

her eyes are too focused and shes standing in one place

high functioning in my book

[oblique stream]

And doing the straightest "badass" pose ever

[last spoke]

It appears that she's currently using Seven's animations

[hoary hamlet]

I've finally achieved it

[oblique stream]

alcoholic wouldn't be able to do that

[hoary hamlet]

I'm finally a true gymgoer

[oblique stream]

gymgoer?

[novel fern]

i found the crown of france in a gutter, the people put it on my head, and i was exiled

[oblique stream]

I hardly knower

[hoary hamlet]

I actually got a weight room injury

My first ever one

Fuck yeah

[novel fern]

don’t get injured next time numb nuts

[last spoke]

I'm sure @vague thicket would be able to pose for the camera once in a while

[hoary hamlet]

Ay fuck you it feels nice

[empty frigate]

cold

[hoary hamlet]

I like getting hurt here and there

[empty frigate]

warm 🥰

[hoary hamlet]

Reminds me that I'm alive

[oblique stream]

still not alcoholic enough

as alcoholic as max payne at best

[last spoke]

My guess is they're gonna be added
Silver > Rem > Graves > Venator > Celeste > Apollo

[empty frigate]

im contacting the devs and getting them all removed from the game

[oblique stream]

same

[last spoke]

Silver and Rem are gonna be a dead heat, graves will handily beat out Venator, and then Celeste and Apollo are gonna be fighting for last place, but consensus is generally that Apollo is a lil BITCH

As for kits, we know Graves is gonna be some kinda summoner, but my best guess for Celeste is that she'll be a Taunt tank of some kind

[empty frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/nothing-ever-happens-gif-4408076016540863651

general cheeta chat

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/nothing-ever-happens-angry-birds-gif-14664813930774351418

[karmic jetty]

[lilac quarry]

what time is it for you

[karmic jetty]

its sleep o clock

[lilac quarry]

ok who asked tho

[floral fiber]

It's time to games but no games

[last spoke]

02:21

I should really be asleep

[subtle shoal]

im really smart

[strange wyvern]

me asf

[onyx igloo]

smoke the green glowing mushrooms

[strange wyvern]

hai sean good day to not have your head blown up

aint it?,

[dark musk]

holy shit

new emojis

[strange spruce]

[plush cobalt]

[strange spruce]

<_<

[plush cobalt]

I was first in my heart

[dark musk]

[strange spruce]

the chatterson says otherwise

[plush cobalt]

Project freak

[dark musk]

[strange wyvern]

project freakoid

[onyx igloo]

no but i found a glowing green fungus sausage

[plush cobalt]

Freakject freakboid

[subtle shoal]

this whole factorio thingy is quite like heroin

[strange wyvern]

yay

[oblique stream]

[onyx igloo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/825281791950323759/1463686917932449984/5d913a40825fd64d294576590b7478c1.mp4?ex=6978aaeb&is=6977596b&hm=cac20bf0469acdf708bf6e9a3a466e3ea3da071a5f86ad8e8cc746891b4f00c7&

[strange spruce]

my fucking ears

[pale berry]

weird question but does anyone here know a immersive vehicles pack that adds good tanks

minecraft btw

[iron fulcrum]

Anyone else finally get their pins

Oml do I love them

[stone meadow]

son im crine

[arctic shore]

Those are fucking cursed can we remove those

Like now

Immediately

[stone meadow]

no

remove you

[zealous token]

LES RUN IT RN

[plush cobalt]

I know the emoji this is based on also has a puddle, at least on discord, but this one just seems more... wet

In a way that I do not approve of

[stone meadow]

you usually approve of wet things

[twin bear]

wait what

I like the moist look

[plush cobalt]

Evil freaky project zomboid

vs.

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/telepurte-oh-no-i-like-it-gif-20141287

[twin bear]

Cat suppressor

[onyx igloo]

well lubricated

[twin bear]

I like the freaky zomboid emotes

Especially in game ones I just wish they was like the og ones art wise

[iron fulcrum]

Project Freakboid

[twin bear]

I wonder if there's a mod out there that makes pz look low res asf again

Without making the game look like dooty

[iron fulcrum]

"I want the game to look like ass but not look like ass"

[twin bear]

Nah

Daggerfall unity and daggerfall vanilla

Speaks for itself

Or postal 1 and postal 1 redux

Same exact game but just lower resolution turning ur settings low ruins other shit like rendering

Or like a resource pack that makes mc look like it did when the game was good

Can't just turn ur settings low to make it look the same

[strange wyvern]

i wanna play pz but..

i got no one to play w 😭

no wanna play offlin

[rain mango]

Thunk

https://tenor.com/view/think-emoji-thonk-meme-gif-11987870

[desert marlin]

I see there's a couple of RP servers, which one is recommended and active?

[quasi slate]

???????????????????????????????

my terraria waifu a hag

[short tinsel]

❤️

yaya!!

[toxic hawk]

What did he just say.

[short tinsel]

ngl i cant even hear any words everyuthing else is so loud

[toxic hawk]

im talking about the security guard

[rain mango]

Grok, what is project zomboid, no mistakes in your response

[short tinsel]

yeah i cant hear anything he says

no words only distant yodelling

lemme listenm again

[toxic hawk]

The only noise accompanying him is the truck

[quasi slate]

Project Zomboid is a complex survival simulation game. Players must manage hunger, thirst, and exhaustion while fending off a relentless zombie horde. Environmental hazards, such as extreme weather and urban decay, add further challenges. Resource management is paramount, requiring careful scavenging and crafting of essential items. Combat mechanics demand strategic engagement and awareness of surroundings. The game features a persistent world where player actions have lasting consequences. Cooperation with other survivors can increase chances of long-term survival. Ultimately, Project Zomboid offers a deeply immersive and unforgiving post-apocalyptic experience.

[short tinsel]

i only heard "get these guys off me"

[rain mango]

Hmmmn listenmmmm

[short tinsel]

out of any person

oh

wat

i did NOT hear that when i first listened

he wouldnt have been cooked hes a security guard

[fringe sail]

how do i permission to talk to people in lfg

[subtle shoal]

read

[short tinsel]

whats that mean

i cant read

wait

oui

[strange spruce]

r-e-a-d

[short tinsel]

huh

🙆

[strange spruce]

should get that brain checked

[short tinsel]

dont got one

i thunked too ahr

ahrd

hard

[strange spruce]

i doubt you could even think without one

[short tinsel]

i use my gut

i adapt

[strange spruce]

whats it thinking right now

[short tinsel]

hungry

i was gonna explain how i fuel the thinking

nvm

[next harbor]

true

[short tinsel]

who could have guessed

[next harbor]

yes I'm a dying light fan

i believe the harran virus was a military experiment

[twin bear]

https://youtu.be/PyHICSK4Z24?si=a9hAXS95vWaOySXa nice

[short tinsel]

i wasnt making fun

i was just saying that cuz of the zxombirsd

zombie

[next harbor]

i see

[short tinsel]

why he look like that

ugly thing

[next harbor]

i was just checking

[strange spruce]

goblin mode

[short tinsel]

megamind mode

[plush cobalt]

One of the light bulbs in my kitchen is dying. I'm not a fan of that

I'm glad it brings someone joy though

[twin bear]

Nobody likes gob tinkerer anyway

[short tinsel]

speaking of dying lights

[next harbor]

i was talking about the zombie game

[twin bear]

I'm all about that zoologist

[plush cobalt]

The what?

[twin bear]

Cheap summoner tools ong

[strange spruce]

i did not play terraria at all

[short tinsel]

one of mine in my living room just started spasing and we couldnt turn it off so it flickered faster than i could blink for hours

[next harbor]

the zombie parkour survival game

[short tinsel]

and shes as old as when america was "discovered"

[plush cobalt]

Good thing none of y'all have epilepsy, presumably

[short tinsel]

i just didnt stare at it

[next harbor]

oh yeah no pic perms...

[plush cobalt]

Erm zombies can't do parkour

[next harbor]

:C

[short tinsel]

i can

[next harbor]

volatiles can

[strange spruce]

youre not a zombie

i think

https://tenor.com/view/orange-cat-cat-side-eye-cat-side-eye-orange-cat-staring-gif-4749659952322810298

[twin bear]

Who cares if I'm a few hundred years younger

[next harbor]

@short tinsel there is a stronger artificial mutated strain of the harran virus

THV

[plush cobalt]

I don't know how much that would've protected you if you had severe photosensitive epilepsy

[twin bear]

Not morally wrong to trade with her for those pets

[tight hull]

Dying light talk

[short tinsel]

i buried my head

literlaly

[tight hull]

Peak mentioned

[short tinsel]

ong

[plush cobalt]

Not that I'm an expert. I just remember even fluorescent lights can trigger it in some people

[short tinsel]

the wiser the better

[short tinsel]

yeah they can but it was one light that thankfull could be avoided pretty eaisly

[plush cobalt]

That's good

[next harbor]

guys THV stands for Tachytransmissive Harran Virus

[short tinsel]

i get seizures but not photo epileptic ones

[short tinsel]

is that in the nwengasm

[twin bear]

THC

[short tinsel]

game

[twin bear]

Hell yeah

[short tinsel]

huh

where

[plush cobalt]

What triggers them? If you don't mind my asking & care to share, of course

[next harbor]

yes both dying light 2 and the beast

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/freedom-stalker-shadow-of-chernobyl-stalker-freedom-sakharov-gave-me-experimental-zone-weed-gif-13440845669431909815

[short tinsel]

i get very peculiar focal seizures that look like a minor full catatonic episode

minor in length

[twin bear]

Das guten

[tight hull]

My dumbass thought THV meant The harran virus 💀🙏

[short tinsel]

me too

[plush cobalt]

I see, interesting

[twin bear]

HIV?

[short tinsel]

im just too woke

[next harbor]

i know that what it doesn't mean

[short tinsel]

they came along with my schizophrenia but idk how that happened

[plush cobalt]

The Woke wants us to all get peculiar focal seizures that look like a minor full catatonic episode

[short tinsel]

i got one at school and it led to me walking home

i do not remember thje walk

[next harbor]

i wish i can post the dying light games here but

i don't think this is an offtopic channel

[plush cobalt]

I'm starting to think you might like dying light

[strange spruce]

its a general chat dawg

[plush cobalt]

It's general chat, you can talk about whatever here (within reason, within rules)

[strange spruce]

its basically offtopic

[plush cobalt]

Including dying light

[twin bear]

This is off topic channel

[next harbor]

ooh ok

[twin bear]

Just don't mention some things like Twitter man and u won't get in trouble idk if it's mentioned in rules tho

[plush cobalt]

Wait, is that a video game? Those aren't allowed here! Mods, get him!

I was kidding man 😭

[twin bear]

Lmao

[strange spruce]

mods send a atgm to this mans house

[next harbor]

you gave me a heart attack

[twin bear]

Off topic gaming oh no

[next harbor]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/239140/Dying_Light/ here dying light 1:

dying light 2: https://store.steampowered.com/app/534380/Dying_Light_2_Stay_Human_Reloaded_Edition/

[twin bear]

U should rank up to get embeds

[short tinsel]

i played deading darkness 1 not the new one

[twin bear]

Play quasimroph

[short tinsel]

my hallucinations can also "trigger" them but its more so my body just not wanting to move so i dont act them out

also dunno how that works

[next harbor]

and finally dying light the beast: https://store.steampowered.com/app/3008130/Dying_Light_The_Beast/

[strange spruce]

i really should play thjat again its basically dusting in my library

[short tinsel]

isnt the mcs name in the new one aiden

[twin bear]

Actually speaking of quasimroph @frosty tulip I almost got to some late game on a hardcore run

[strange spruce]

i have way too many games i havent touched in ages

[twin bear]

So fuckin close but I lost my last clone on a all or nothing contract

[next harbor]

Dying Light: The Beast Deluxe Edition costs like 70 dollars

jesus

[twin bear]

It's peak

I also have peak the game too

I keep forgetting I even have it installed lol

[strange spruce]

i just been sitting here for past 2 months playing war thunder

[short tinsel]

you could buy 20~ boxes of the little debbies choclate peanut butter things

[strange spruce]

forgor any other game existed tbh

[short tinsel]

[strange spruce]

totally trust

[short tinsel]

are you the lord of warthunder as ur username may suggest?

[twin bear]

I've been playing a ton of different games at once

Alot of NES games on switch

[next harbor]

yeah jesus christ thats a lot of money

[strange spruce]

nay but close enough

[short tinsel]

dw itll only go up

[short tinsel]

hes jealous

[next harbor]

true

[twin bear]

Ofc

[next harbor]

inflation

[short tinsel]

also freaky

[bronze moat]

SPIFFO HAS ARRIVED!!!!

Got da hoodie. Got da pens.

And 3 spiffo’s to add to the pile!

[short tinsel]

in warthunder?

[strange spruce]

bro the game has bodypillows

you can put them on your tank

[short tinsel]

huh???

[naive ruin]

does someone here play fivem i gotta question

[twin bear]

Oh god

[twin bear]

Why do those even exist

[strange spruce]

look at the guy at the front

cause senrai maidens did a collab with gaijin

[twin bear]

Too long for two for one pillow too thin as well

[strange spruce]

thats why

[short tinsel]

i never knew t hat

[twin bear]

I mean in general

[short tinsel]

and i play the game

[twin bear]

The design is to encourage loneliness

I presume

[strange spruce]

its always painful to get killed and see someone with 6 fucking bodypillows on their tank

is the guy taht killed you

[short tinsel]

that game is just loneliness

thats why i play rimworld

[twin bear]

Bob from accounting

[strange spruce]

only sight of teamwork ive witnessed is a guy genuinely asking me to tow him away after he got shot in the engine

[twin bear]

In game he's gamerkitten265

Lmao

[next harbor]

still wish the dying light skin for zombies was finished... 😔

[strange spruce]

like bro WHY DO NOT MORE PLAYERS ASK ME TO DO THAT

[oblique stream]

Pile? Are you like a dragon who lies on a pile of treasure merch

[twin bear]

Turn everyone into furniture

[strange spruce]

id be saving so many of these idiots if they let me just tow them back into cover

[next harbor]

because one person was making before his cpu died or something

[twin bear]

Peace

[short tinsel]

thats too boring

[twin bear]

If everyone is chair and table there is no more wars

Think abt that one rq

[short tinsel]

i go and find enemy children and force them to have gladiator duels

i keep going until they either die or lose their limbs so that they become wood

[strange spruce]

you dont just sacrifice them for your crackfiend rituals?

[short tinsel]

that way they feel 50% less pain

cuz they are half wood

[short tinsel]

thats not funny

like its just not the most fun

[twin bear]

I like being a brutalist faction sometimes

[bronze moat]

Remember my pic of 4 spiffo's? I just got 3 more.

I only keep one of each generation for myself tho, so this makes my 4th personal spiffo.

all the others go into my Zomboid Give-Aways.

[strange spruce]

anywho one thing i learnt playing war thunder is to never ever pick britain ever again

[bronze moat]

Think I'll celebrate the launch of Roxy's B42 server with a spiffo give-away

[twin bear]

I love how rimworld can have such in depth faction stuff thru mods too

Very fun

[twin bear]

Japan?

Wait wt isn't WW2 only iirc right

[strange spruce]

japan when they get fucking 50 cal'd in their 'medium' tank

wt is modern too

[short tinsel]

one time i had a dream about rimworld when i first started playing and i started in a jungle where i was growing psychoid and and the mystical dream warden told me to use that as a way to lure in raiders by putting in your front door only to them jumped them from the side and steal their skin

it was very effective

[strange spruce]

but early japan is painful

[short tinsel]

i had no prior knowledge of the game

[twin bear]

Wait I've played it before hold up

I remember Japan and America

But I barely progressed

[short tinsel]

americas just the sherman

maybe some more

[twin bear]

I got sucked in by customizing

[short tinsel]

and some more

[twin bear]

And couldn't even do it early on

[strange spruce]

i like the super pershing but

am not going through billion shermans

[short tinsel]

i hate the america tech tree

its just awful in the game

[strange spruce]

i just play germany

[short tinsel]

the abrams sucks ass

[twin bear]

I would rather fly than drive a tank low-key

[short tinsel]

i was in a tam 2ip and one shotted the abrams equivalent of that br

[strange spruce]

i just do both

[short tinsel]

balanced

[strange spruce]

i wanna get a jet doe

[short tinsel]

no

[twin bear]

I wish enlisted wasn't p2w asf

[short tinsel]

i hate them

[twin bear]

It'd be so peak

[strange spruce]

for air rb of course.,,,,

i say as i eye the bullpup missiles

[short tinsel]

if i wanted to hear warnings all the time id just do a rain dance

#man of nature?

[twin bear]

Lord just buy beta decay when it comes out

[strange spruce]

what is it about

looks funky

[twin bear]

It's a survival game

But kinda like forever winter faction war wise

Like they'll fight in the maps and shi I rly like mechs

And the tactical gear is pretty cool along with the graphics

[short tinsel]

i play the long dark if i want winter

[strange spruce]

on the note of mechs ive been thinking of trying out armored core

[twin bear]

U should

I also play ace combat because it reminds me of armored core alot

Well I did before I stopped played PlayStation

[short tinsel]

i am builder

no longer the newbie plungoid

https://tenor.com/view/jujutsu-kaisen-jjk-jjk-0-rika-yassified-gif-4307796485157064987

BRUH

when do i get gif perms

oh but this sticker works

[uncut epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/buddy-no-image-perms-gif-18006828907471357785

[short tinsel]

hush nitrobooster

fake pink name

bannecxd

[short tinsel]

woah

[strange spruce]

waow

[short tinsel]

im top 4000 basically

[strange spruce]

yuge

[short tinsel]

stand before perfection

[twin bear]

Dw I got vet in like a week

U'll get it

Doesn't take long at all

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-banging-shield-rahhh-thiccatina-gif-2077174781171827192

[strange spruce]

i am genuinely curious about my level rn doe

[short tinsel]

you probably bribed someone

[strange spruce]

oh

[twin bear]

I never check now that I have colored name without nitro hehe

All I wanted lol

[strange spruce]

well atleast i got workplace to attend holy fucking shite

[short tinsel]

no life

and ur 77th

71

light work

[twin bear]

What's the command again

[short tinsel]

soemthing idk

[strange spruce]

slash rank

[short tinsel]

nuh

[twin bear]

I'm prolly like r30

[twin bear]

Lmaooo

Knew it

[short tinsel]

that quite hte pfp

how did you come up with ur username?

[twin bear]

It's another language

Imma gatekeep this information but I'll translate it to meat man

[short tinsel]

oui ?

[lilac quarry]

insanely sick companion wtf

[twin bear]

It is based on my idea of meat being my favorite food

And I am man

[twin bear]

Ikr

Can have with the other mutant mods too

Makes for badass squad I'm on a postal dude playthrough rn

Haha

[twin bear]

It's not French or any European language

It's not very well known

[short tinsel]

is it like

[twin bear]

Good luck

[short tinsel]

Nepalese

[twin bear]

Loll

No

[short tinsel]

sad

[uncut epoch]

do you knowww how many coffee cups giant robot brains in jars use on a daily basis..?

[twin bear]

It's mesoamerican

I'll give u that much

[short tinsel]

i was wondering that based of the last part

[twin bear]

U can guess what it is

[tender igloo]

lol

in the corner

[short tinsel]

english is in mesoamerica🤔

[ancient meteor]

not very many!

[short tinsel]

boom

figured it out

[twin bear]

Deadass got muggy in pz

[tender igloo]

preparing to take over the pz world

[twin bear]

Wthh

Give him 100 mugs

Or smth iirc

[strange spruce]

mug beer

[short tinsel]

how

[twin bear]

This is ancient

Good luck

[short tinsel]

english is everywhere all at once bro

trust

[tender igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/terminator-gif-7646648

[twin bear]

Spanish destroyed most of it

[short tinsel]

wait

i got someone i can ask

[twin bear]

Only one other person ik of who knows any of the lore from the shi I was studying

In here that is

[ancient meteor]

if that "chtli" cluster doesn't immediately tell you it's ||Nahuatl|| then you're beyond help

[short tinsel]

is it just the aztec language?

yeah

i forgor the actual name

[ancient meteor]

me too lmao I had to google that part

[uncut epoch]

real

[short tinsel]

ive only heard of it in english for one year

[twin bear]

It's alr man not like everyone would know that

[ancient meteor]

but is instantly recognizable as such IMO

[twin bear]

It is yeah

[short tinsel]

when i saw the last part i thought it was that but i could remember the name so i didnt say anything

[twin bear]

It was either that or just seriousscav

[short tinsel]

it reminded me the city of tenochtitlan

[quasi slate]

@twin bear since you were waiting for one

[twin bear]

And I like my username but this is betwr

[strange spruce]

i should install dead air

[twin bear]

Guh

[short tinsel]

thats what came to my mind when i saw ur name

[short tinsel]

youll never guess what the story behind mine is

[strange spruce]

youre a bathtub

[short tinsel]

i actually dont remember why i changed it to that

it is why i said youll never guess cuz i dont know either

[strange spruce]

mines been the same since like 2019 bro

[short tinsel]

lord of the game as a toddler

wild lore

[twin bear]

Mine has been since my acc creation I think

[short tinsel]

nmine to start off was just my xbox name

[strange spruce]

blame my bro for blasting death grips so loud in his room </3

[short tinsel]

idk what that is

[strange spruce]

its what my name is based of off lol

[twin bear]

I got on discord cuz of the ladies ong (I was deadass onna christian Minecraft server

[short tinsel]

ohh

[twin bear]

But we had guns and shi

[strange spruce]

its like a reference to one of their lyrics

[short tinsel]

so american christian?

[twin bear]

Ngl only thing was no swearing which was buns

[steel mesa]

hi

how are uo

[short tinsel]

guns in minecraft is fine tho

[twin bear]

Yep

Lego logic

[short tinsel]

when i first got onto discord my firend invited to the group server

they also invited someone else that i didnt know

[strange spruce]

i just wanted to stay in contact with a friend i made on a dying browser game i played alot lol

[short tinsel]

so they first thing i saw was that guy posting very peculiar pictures

[twin bear]

I admitted I liked men and a war started with my faction defending me until I was "betrayed" by my friend to end it quickly

Fun rp tho

[short tinsel]

average experience

[twin bear]

That's sick

[short tinsel]

coming out of the closet on mine craft?

[strange spruce]

it was like a 2d vr chat from 2008 bro

[twin bear]

My brother did that with 360 friends

[short tinsel]

truly based

[strange spruce]

you could make like your own avatars

with flash

and import them into the game and shit it was p cool

[twin bear]

It just came up didn't think it'd be a big deal

After all I'm not a Christian

[short tinsel]

dont anger the loving people

[twin bear]

I'm a science believer

[short tinsel]

they dont like that

my mom proselytised to me

[twin bear]

I just watched a video on VR chat

[strange spruce]

if i admitted that id probably get kicked to death where i live someday after that

[short tinsel]

at t he age of 4

[twin bear]

I'm glad I don't got my VR anymore

[short tinsel]

i then said i didnt want god to come inside me

end of that

[strange spruce]

i never got the hype behind vrchat lol

its just like

[twin bear]

Dam

[short tinsel]

you need to have phantom pain to enjoy it

[short tinsel]

you in america or no

i am and i would get burned alive

[twin bear]

I still feel as if being open about it is pretty sus anywhere some people just don't like people with different preferences

[strange spruce]

flashback to that one furry guy getting a sword stuck in his head in vrchat and he would yell about having phantom pain only for it to cut to solid snake jpeg

[twin bear]

Lol

[short tinsel]

[twin bear]

Phantom pain

[strange spruce]

nah am not in us bro am in fucking georgia (THE COUNTRY)

[short tinsel]

woah

[twin bear]

Phantom children are a thing bro ppl rp having non existent children

[short tinsel]

i know nothing about that wannabe great american state.....

[plush cobalt]

Me when I'm in vr chat and someone puts their hand through my torso and I freak out and phantom piss my pants

[short tinsel]

yeah they are just making fun of veterans and or people who were in gruelling accidents

when woke went too far

[twin bear]

Georgia (the state) sucks

[short tinsel]

nuh uh

they got

nvm you are right

[strange spruce]

trust me mate the country is just as bad

[twin bear]

Peaches ain't enough

[short tinsel]

i cant think of anything

oh yeah they have that

peaches are mid tho

[strange spruce]

being sat next to russia is not fun

[short tinsel]

oklahoma got better stuff than georgia

we got

rose rocks

[velvet pebble]

The country is amazing

[short tinsel]

state wide wildfires every now and then

[velvet pebble]

Wdym

[short tinsel]

tornadoes

[strange spruce]

just speaking from experience bro

[short tinsel]

and a corrupt state government

[short tinsel]

i mean you do live there

[twin bear]

I just find it scary that ppl normalize this behavior when it looks like those types of ppl having these issues have addiction problems and need to be stopped from touching ts

[short tinsel]

i mean

when you look at the average capabilities of an american or really any other country

the 50% literacy rate

tells me all i need to know

[twin bear]

Ppl feel phantom pain cuz mfers stay up for 36 hrs gooning and playing with their avatars in mirrors

It's all in ya head it's been proven

[short tinsel]

60%~ of people in america can do there taxes without an app or major assistance

[short tinsel]

they are also probably just lying

[twin bear]

And it's a term used for amputees which is fucked up to use for a VR disorder caused by overuse of the game

[strange spruce]

i was thinking of moving cities but holy the housing prices rn

in tbilisi

are just straight up bomba

[short tinsel]

is the langauge called Gregorian?

or something else

[strange spruce]

well if you were to speak in the language youd just say qartuli ena,but georgian just works in english

[twin bear]

It'll be that way everywhere one day

Just wait it'll be worse

[short tinsel]

oh its already here

the uk is even worse

tbf it is the uk

canadas not any better

or really any other eu states

ai is making it

truly remarkable

[twin bear]

The biggest con of all this tech is it makes the average person lazy

[short tinsel]

it can make anyone lazy

[twin bear]

Or they feel like they don't need to change anything to better themselves like reading or going outside etc

[short tinsel]

doesnt matter what you are

[short tinsel]

we dont talk about the last part

dont matter

💯

[strange spruce]

go outside but do it at 4 am and hit the poor store clerk with that nosferatu stare

[short tinsel]

speaking of outside

had a big snowstorm

i went otusdie and fell asleep in the snow

very pleasant

i was sleeping for at least an hour untilk the mail man woke me up with his copd

[twin bear]

I hit em with that hungover crusty eyes need my alcohol look

[empty frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/giftok-honey-pack-qazira-huzz-cancled-cinnamon-toast-crunch-gif-3380119429403811899

[short tinsel]

also even tho oklahoma is 50Th in education its not that far off from whoevers first

[strange spruce]

i drink wine at most

i cant with alcohol lol

[short tinsel]

fancy...

[strange spruce]

my work involves wine,,,

[twin bear]

Woah woah woah there

[short tinsel]

i cant legally drink it yet

even tho i can vote

[short tinsel]

#real?

[empty frigate]

wine taster

[twin bear]

I love drinking

[strange spruce]

so its not exactly like me just buying it or something my boss and i sometimes just drink a glass or two

[short tinsel]

i cant drink alcohol either way

it would kill me

with my meds

[twin bear]

Best use of science imo is getting drunk and making dood

Food*

[short tinsel]

and diabetes

[twin bear]

Dood comes way later

[short tinsel]

[twin bear]

Diabetes can't kill me

[short tinsel]

it can kill me

i do have it]

[twin bear]

I don't consent

[short tinsel]

oh

fair

[subtle shoal]

update

[empty frigate]

dood

doodoo

[subtle shoal]

i drank another can of beer

[empty frigate]

hehehe

hehhe

[twin bear]

If I say no I can't be killed right

[subtle shoal]

I felt really depressed though

[strange spruce]

now that my work starting tomorrow ill prob just stop consooming too much junk food

[short tinsel]

i tried that opnce

[subtle shoal]

it wasn't fun

[empty frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/beer-on-my-way-to-the-store-to-buy-more-bear-lol-gif-19650503

[short tinsel]

it was before i was diabetic but i had like 15+ shoots of vodka at once and went to sleep

i threw up in my sleep

was fine tho

[subtle shoal]

i spent the entire afternoon playing factorio

[twin bear]

Stand outside a fenced lawn with a cooler and play the song

[short tinsel]

why buy when you can rob

or make ur own

[twin bear]

Ur not fat bro

Fat is two seats at the bus stop

[subtle shoal]

I made a conveyor setup from my?? i don't even know what I did

But it wasn't good looking

[short tinsel]

then whats obese

[strange spruce]

nah mate am like 70ish kg and my dumbass is like 5'4 lol

[short tinsel]

is tht like 170 lbs?

[strange spruce]

i wanna get physique similar to my big brotha

[twin bear]

I am 130lbs

[short tinsel]

i am 220

[empty frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/gman-half-life-half-life-minor-spelling-mistake-mistake-gif-4843710841262081243

[twin bear]

[short tinsel]

chud life

not e ven that fat looking somehow

[empty frigate]

govment man don like that :(

[short tinsel]

who cares

free world

[shadow kite]

mmm... cheeto...

[twin bear]

I am built like a splinter cell multiplayer playermodel

Lmao

[strange spruce]

something like that

[empty frigate]

i live in a time where prohibition exists

[short tinsel]

im 5'9 and my highest was 250

[empty frigate]

im from the 1920s

[short tinsel]

excuses

lalala

i cant hear you

go do it

[empty frigate]

okay pal

im gonna drink 17 beatboxes just to spite you

[short tinsel]

okay

be free pony from that one show

whats it called?

my little pony?

[twin bear]

Oh my fucking god

Ack

Ur poor guts

[short tinsel]

they can do more

[twin bear]

Bro 17 of those is

[short tinsel]

the only limit is will

[twin bear]

Alot

[short tinsel]

whats the %?

[twin bear]

They are just NASTY

[empty frigate]

they are loo

lol

[twin bear]

Not even the alcohol content that matters

[short tinsel]

get everclear

[twin bear]

You'll get sick from the nasty ass taste haha

[empty frigate]

getting high and playing horror minecraft goated

[subtle shoal]

I drank 5% beer today and that was enough to get me tipsy on an empty stomach

[twin bear]

Tread carefully

[subtle shoal]

I drank my second 5% but with a meal and didn't feel SHIT

[twin bear]

Yo eat smth savory

[short tinsel]

last time i got high i had an encounter with the devil and he told me that if i kept working at winco id die

[empty frigate]

playing from the caves rn (not high) and this mf is tormenting me

[short tinsel]

low and behold i was fired not to long after

[empty frigate]

dude met the corporate devil

[twin bear]

Savory food and whiskey or rum oml

🫃 full belly

[short tinsel]

no he looked more like paddington

but with

extra heft and horns

[strange spruce]

what a menace of a build

[short tinsel]

i didnt get fired out of my own volition

it was out of nowhere

[empty frigate]

dude met reddington

[short tinsel]

maybe

ive seen him before

[empty frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/the-blacklist-james-spader-gif-26058085

[short tinsel]

i saw him once when i was 6

[empty frigate]

dude reddington seems so edgy for no reason

[plush cobalt]

How do you know that was the devil and not just paddington having fallen on hard times

[empty frigate]

it's like if a reddit mod had power

[twin bear]

Paddington killed my family in Iraq

[short tinsel]

he spoke to me about "unfair life circumstances" and that i should "be a thug"

no clue what he meant

maybe important to note things like these hapopen very often to me

[strange spruce]

thug hunter paddington

[plush cobalt]

Bro is trying to be an inner city teacher/mentor

[short tinsel]

he didnt look dishevelled

he was kinda handsome

[plush cobalt]

He had horns

[short tinsel]

yeah

[plush cobalt]

That sounds like hard times to me

[subtle shoal]

started thinking of factorio and got the urge to take a massive shit

[empty frigate]

you know maybe i shouldn't have made my base in a rocky/stony area while playing a mod that's called "from the caves"

[short tinsel]

his horns may be hard but he did not look hard

[empty frigate]

he keeps dicking with me bro

because he spawns around stone

😭

[short tinsel]

ive also lived my life noticing people watching me from somewhat hidden places at the most random times

all white people

and they all ran away once i noticed

[harsh vault]

i have too many people from here added

[plush cobalt]

Thank you for clarifying

[twin bear]

Ayo

[short tinsel]

well i just found it weird

[empty frigate]

schizophrenia

[plush cobalt]

I read that message and my first thought was “all white people?”

[short tinsel]

it was like 30 plus seperate people

[short tinsel]

uhhh

[twin bear]

I am white I'll back back to stalk you dw

[short tinsel]

no comment

[strange spruce]

ya think

[plush cobalt]

Wait did you mean people with all white skin, like pale white

[short tinsel]

i found it weird because i live in oklahoma

[harsh vault]

thats good

[twin bear]

Floofie runs a drug ring

[plush cobalt]

Or exclusive

[twin bear]

Confirmed

[short tinsel]

sorta ghostly

[harsh vault]

im a soprano

[plush cobalt]

Then that's even more normal

[strange spruce]

floofprano

[twin bear]

When am I getting made

[short tinsel]

nah its actually not

somehow very diverse

not like socially

[empty frigate]

gabagool

[short tinsel]

but demographically

[plush cobalt]

Oklahoma is predominantly white

[harsh vault]

gabafloof

[short tinsel]

i dont think it is anymore

[empty frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/tony-soprano-james-gandolfini-the-sopranos-drawing-painting-gif-14648608313489473242

[twin bear]

I'd try to spell forget abt it different but well

I ain't getting automuted

[short tinsel]

oh im wrong

[plush cobalt]

I can say without looking it up that it is lol, but I'll check anyway

[short tinsel]

nah im wrong

[plush cobalt]

Probably depends on the city

[short tinsel]

i think i just live in a more diverse area

[empty frigate]

how bout that pricks face when he saw the gat

[short tinsel]

i see few white pople

[harsh vault]

wait why are we talking about race

[short tinsel]

i do have this

so that may be a hint as to why these happen

[plush cobalt]

Relevant to something that was said

[harsh vault]

oh

[onyx igloo]

drag or rally

[harsh vault]

rally

[short tinsel]

freaky encounters with creatures over my life

one of them actually was seen by my friends and that freaked my out

[short tinsel]

so naturally i decided to cut everyone off and become a hobbit

[harsh vault]

are you sure they werent playing along

[short tinsel]

best idea ive everr had

[empty frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-monkey-stan-twt-macaque-monkey-reaction-my-honest-reaction-gif-4617235472778414495

[short tinsel]

no they shit their pantsd

[scenic galleon]

@little elm where are you from though?

cause now i am curios

[short tinsel]

we were like 12?

12-13

they noticed first

[twin bear]

Ppl always bring ts into here somehow

[short tinsel]

all at once

[harsh vault]

down with floofies

[plush cobalt]

What does this mean

[short tinsel]

moines important to the story

[plush cobalt]

I don't recall there being many race discussions in gen chat lol

[short tinsel]

im just too woke

[harsh vault]

then you didnt do the race

[lilac quarry]

👀

[short tinsel]

dont mess with the gangster

[lilac quarry]

what's going on

[vital marten]

haven't paid taxes in 2 years, lets make it 3

[harsh vault]

what are you doing here

[little elm]

Germany, and I indeed was drafted into the German military shortly after 9/11

[short tinsel]

hi

[plush cobalt]

I'll have you know I walked a 5k

[empty frigate]

racism against the mods call that modism

[lilac quarry]

yo actually?

[harsh vault]

glup

[lilac quarry]

lol

[scenic galleon]

oh really?

[plush cobalt]

We're all breaking the rules

[short tinsel]

no its just reasonable hate

[lilac quarry]

are you a contractor?

[vital marten]

yes idk taxes

[scenic galleon]

i didnt know that germany was doing drafts in recent years

[vital marten]

my tax lady retired

[lilac quarry]

made up anyway

buy a tank

[short tinsel]

why dont oyu know

[little elm]

no, it stopped shorty after 😄

[harsh vault]

taxes dont exist

[empty frigate]

lou you're cooked when they do an audit

[short tinsel]

give it a couple more months itll happen again

[little elm]

it's being re-introduced now

[plush cobalt]

This means you don't have to pay taxes anymore*

||* This is not financial advice. I cannot be held accountable for anything I say or do, ever.||

[vital marten]

until that red letter comes in the mail

[onyx igloo]

thats why i dont pay them

[harsh vault]

if i dont see it, it cant hurt me

[short tinsel]

real

if they come tekll them they arent real

gaslight them

[little elm]

anyhow, why you want to know?

[harsh vault]

exactly

[short tinsel]

huyh?

[scenic galleon]

thats so interesting, what branch were you in?

[harsh vault]

they arent real, ignore them

[vital marten]

considering I have no records to give them yea

[plush cobalt]

Tree

[onyx igloo]

make kilju in your basement and distill it into moonshine

[little elm]

wrong tag @short tinsel sry

[short tinsel]

oh okay

ur good

[empty frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/get-me-a-true-bartender-bel-bo-the-town-with-no-name-get-me-a-drink-bartender-true-meme-gif-3498271953449673056

[short tinsel]

advice i live by

[little elm]

'Drive wide, think small' - tanks, later artillery. But it was during another time. Military was shrunk a lot, lots of bases were closed.

[twin bear]

Ts refers to this shit which refers to random out of pocket shit like that

[plush cobalt]

That is not what I'm asking

[plush cobalt]

See this message

[toxic hawk]

Jumpscare

[scenic galleon]

thats badass man, my uncle went a similar route after 9/11

[twin bear]

I'm telling u what I said so u understand that it's not referencing how often race is mentioned lmao

It's saying it's just out of pocket

[plush cobalt]

Ah, I see

[twin bear]

But I get why u ask

[plush cobalt]

That's not how ts nor this shit is typically used in my experience

[twin bear]

Do u use tiktok

[empty frigate]

bitter almonds

[plush cobalt]

Typically it just means “this” but with an expletive

[onyx igloo]

I ragebaited my cat abd instead of biting me she went and ran after her sibling cat

[plush cobalt]

That predates tiktok

[twin bear]

Well ts now also means this shit

[plush cobalt]

Yes, and I'm saying that's just a way to say this thing lol

[little elm]

it really wasn't. not being humble here or anything. i had a lot of fun, but that was due to the people i was with. the time i spent during mandatory draft was mostly filled with boring, meaningless tasks. the German military was reworked to an expeditionary army instead of classic defense forces, so we rarely had the chance to do actual exercises

[vital marten]

tsts sksks

[twin bear]

I refuse to believe anything came before tiktok and fortnite

[plush cobalt]

Like if I said “why are y'all talking about project zomboid” then in the response “they always talk about ts” I think the implied meaning of ts is Project Zomboid

Not “random stuff”

[plush cobalt]

This generation is lost...

[short tinsel]

nuh uh

[vital marten]

we have general_cheeto when general_taki

[scenic galleon]

I'm assuming that means you didn't see any combat?

[plush cobalt]

I bet you young'uns don't even know what dial up is

[onyx igloo]

dial up internet

[scenic galleon]

Germany never went into the gulf did they?

[twin bear]

Maybe in like 67 years

[onyx igloo]

funny beeps

[plush cobalt]

Quiet Sean don't disprove my obviously false statement

[twin bear]

Smacking a crt

[scenic galleon]

older than me btw

[short tinsel]

I had to use a dial up phone for most of my child good

[plush cobalt]

https://tenor.com/view/man-standing-gif-20655812

[short tinsel]

I got good at it

[short tinsel]

Also it means both

It depends on context

[plush cobalt]

What means both

[toxic hawk]

Why are they not dust yet.

[twin bear]

Ppl have a hard time reading clocks

[short tinsel]

It means a lot of stuff

[twin bear]

Man

[short tinsel]

Ts

[twin bear]

Must be rough

[plush cobalt]

Well yeah everything means a lot of stuff

[little elm]

nope, only Afghanistan and some smaller deployments in former Yugoslavia
and nope, didn't see any combat and couldn't, either. i was doing my mandatory draft and in order to get deployed, you had to sign for full time duty for 4 to 12 years

[deep socket]

rip

[plush cobalt]

But in this context I'm saying it carries an implication

[short tinsel]

Were y’all not arguing that it meant either or ?

Ohhh

[vital marten]

why do we need the pointy things on them if we have numbers now

[twin bear]

What

Lol

[onyx igloo]

Dude I was strugging with the wristwatch in msc but I learned it works like a US clock but has 24 hour time written on it lmao

[deep socket]

the pointy things are the clock hands

[short tinsel]

I’m 3rd grade we had to draw an analog clock and some drew it the exact same way that a dementia patient wouod

[scenic galleon]

Thats really interesting, why would they draft people if they weren't willing to deploy you?

[twin bear]

I'm stoned making comics for gmod mafia rp blud we ain't arguing at all

[short tinsel]

Lioe you know the rest they do for spatial function

[scenic galleon]

i feel like that defeats the purpose of drafting a little

[twin bear]

Dam this storm is ass tho

[plush cobalt]

You're the one who told me to “show mercy” and “be kind” and “stop leveling entire planets for the love of God do you know how much paperwork I have to do”

You should be thanking me

[onyx igloo]

So 8 on the wristwatch was like 16:00 lmao

[short tinsel]

They drew it the way that proves you have dementia

[toxic hawk]

Is it one or the other with you.

[uncut epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/war-make-boof-gif-26213687

[rain summit]

We got like 2 feet of snow in one day in Toronto

[twin bear]

😭

[plush cobalt]

Yes. Also check your desk I deleted Mars again

[toxic hawk]

God fucking dammit

[twin bear]

I was forced to learn the 24 hour format for a lot of rly small things like video games and school never needed too outside of it

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/sponge-bob-brick-sponge-bob-square-pants-like-a-bag-of-bricks-like-a-ton-of-bricks-gif-4475886

[twin bear]

Damn

[deep socket]

I prefer 24 hour format digital clocks

[twin bear]

I ain't sleep

[onyx igloo]

I learned how both work, not that difficult tbh

[twin bear]

Actually hyped for new content to finally be released that I've been waiting for

[onyx igloo]

Idk why we use 12 hour clocks still

[quasi slate]

I will achievement hunt first and then nolife skyblock seed

[twin bear]

Npc portraits finna be cool to see

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/martincitopants-go-fuck-yourself-rude-anwer-wide-gif-12452860177949075602

[subtle shoal]

I use the two formats every day interchangeably

[plush cobalt]

We should forego this measurement of time and just count in seconds since an arbitrary point

It works well enough for computers, if we can't handle it then skill issue

[quasi slate]

losing my 100% completion tomorrow

[rain summit]

everyone switch to UTC

[little elm]

military service is mandatory for every male citizen in Germany. it's written in the constitution. it has just been put on hold for a couple of years. it's possible to reject the draft and do something else instead, like working at the fire department, nursing homes, cemeteries. and because of Germany's history, there is an extensive ruleset around what the state can make you do and what you can reject

[quasi slate]

would be crazy if they added an achievement for beating the game with every single seed enabled

[twin bear]

I'm the only person at my work who knows how to keep track of my wrist watch

[subtle shoal]

[vital marten]

that'll just make me even more stressed out about my procrastination

[plush cobalt]

While we're at it, no more weeks

[deep socket]

wtf

[plush cobalt]

That shit is made up

[twin bear]

It's funny but kind of sad

[rain summit]

day numbers only

[toxic hawk]

I dont like the government forcing me to do something

[rain summit]

240th day of the year

[vital marten]

who does lmao

[subtle shoal]

such a brave take

[plush cobalt]

“we call it Tuesday because of Tiw” man shut the hell up I don't believe in that made up nonsense

It's Day

[short tinsel]

In seconds?

[twin bear]

Enough sweat more fish and cook foods

[plush cobalt]

Or milliseconds, take your pick

[short tinsel]

I’d rather not

[plush cobalt]

Too bad

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-dog-silly-dog-propeller-hat-propeller-hat-dog-gif-4764495627579170054

[short tinsel]

Even if it were in seconds the time zones wouod still exist

And everything else

[vital marten]

what happens to time based greetings omar

[toxic hawk]

gonna kiss you platonically