#general_chat
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me when it’s my turn to make a pile of dogshit in the make a pile of dogshit competition but I see solo leveling already completed:
No. I choose to let my teeth rot, then allow a new tooth to grow from the rotted remains of the former tooth, like a phoenix
You wish 💅
I’m going to preform a Root canal on you
My phoenixes are doing just fine
Implants can’t get cavities but they can trap food…. Let me help you by ripping them out
I only have two implants and they're not teeth
Did it hurt
When I fell from heaven? No
Well it’s not too late 🔨
Raph was talking about Shawarma earlier now I want some
We’ll have a tornado in a week don’t worry
Much better
ok omar damn
bbl??
crazy
You can get it no one is stopping you
No, but they are now
Girl that's all natural
go piss girl
Fancy pants rich mcgee over there
The fact I’m stuck inside sick is
Have you considered not being sick
Just leave it behind smh
I’m going to sneeze into your eyeball
Erm, mods??
HOW CAN SHE SNEEZE
This one I'm surprisingly okay with
But how
I am less okay with this one
Oh sorry not enough foot for you. Too much hand.
Too much of both
It’s bad enough getting an eyelash in your eye now what about someone’s entire lashes 😭
All toe no foot
This definitely will not do me any favors to say but hands are conceptually more weird looking to me than feet
Why do you have these Cambrie 😭
Good question actually 🧐 Who's the real freak here
Tenor keyboard
This is a fitting reaction to allergies
Yeah that's just an average spring
i'm too tired to play video games
to pick a youtube video
i just want to sit and look at a wall
fine, i'll play b42.

jeez
Me at 3 am
i just laid the groundwork for the best valentines day present
hopefully it works out
I being great news
America has the discombobulator
Idk what it does
It’s just the discombobulator
guess we upgraded from covfefe
I bet whoever wrote this originally included “you dumb motherfucker” but QA told them to scale it back a bit
this is oddly specific
LMAO
Integer max value
Less lazy explanation: maximum value for a signed (i.e., can be positive or negative) integer that can be stored in 32 bits
So not oddly specific—it's a power of 2 minus 1
mmmm fluride and 5g covid chip vaccine
should I watch tropic thunder or kick ass tonight
Both
Tropic ass
nic cage and rdj in the same fever dream
never go full kick ass
for a while I mixed up Super with Kick Ass, both good movies but for different reasons
i'm really amazed that you didn't catch an auto mute for this
probably delete this
he's definitely on the do not talk about list
howdy partner
once I finish up the rest of Dan Vs. it'll be Tropic Thunder then Kick-Ass 1 and 2, kinda zombie movied myself out last weekend
my poor rx 580 just encoding my media going 'I used to play games'
Maybe they relaxed it to not include potential false positives for the verb that shares the name of the current US executive branch
picking a movie and watching the whole thing sounds like a whole job rn
I get it, some days it's all I can do
i said a certain owner of an electric car company's first name... but yeah i get what you are saying... with a lowercase t that's a verb
then I just choose a channel / old programming like old sci fi channel or adult swim shows and just watch those en masse
I like to turn on the TV and switch it to the channel with the creatures
i was super into one piece for like 300 episodes... then i got to season gap in netflix and i lost interest
that sounds really pleasant
It's very nice
okay i know everyone hates ai
If nothing else I can just hit randomize all on my plex movies
but if there was an ai david attenborough talking about animals service
with random footage of animals
even if its ai footage of animals
as long as it was accurate
He's still alive
that would be dope af
He's still alive and still works, what would be the point
you think he has time, or people are going to pay the production costs of making the real thing?
i'm talking about every animal
Why not just watch the many things he has provided his voice to
because its limited
iono you can hate ai or not thats not what i'm trying to talk about
i just think that if this thing existed it would be really cool
could get the same effect by doing drugs and watching old attenborough films tbh
and like... without it, you would have to curate his whole collection of relevant works
and figure out some way to spool it together in an endless loop
lol oh no collecting media I like its such a chore
I can't relate media curation is my jam
telling a robot to make you a never ending stream of david attenborough narrating animals doing stuff just sounds so easy
Have you watched all of it already? Idk I don't see the utility when there's plenty of nature documentaries
honestly i think you are really cool for that.
Especially with generated footage. Then you're not even watching nature
I got automuted a couple days ago becuase of saying a certain figures name who had a bad day a little while back
do you have like a vinyl collection?
nah just lots of cds dvds and blurays
And then i said not to post anything related to “insert name” and got
Muted again
think of it like animated content. it can still be educational and informative.
which all get encoded and thrown onto my plex media server
personally I would enjoy it... but i can understand why you wouldn't
It's not comparable because it doesn't have the same goal
I haven't had cable tv in over a decade because it's easy to stream the new stuff and buy what I like the most later when realeased to media
If it's trying to mimic nature footage then it would likely fool viewers not aware of the AI, whereas animation is clear that it's illustrative in nature
you aren't going to convince me that i don't want it. I understand your side of the argument and i choose to view it differently. i don't think it should be controversial.
the happy medium between those are real shows like Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared
I'm not trying to convince you of anything
I don't care if you want it lol
I'm saying I don't see the utility of the idea. At no point did I say “you are wrong for thinking this and this is controversial”
do you have a prized piece? like something that is rare and hard to find that you are proud of?
@plush cobalt
?
the convenience
you said you don't see the utility
the utility is that it is convenient
It sounds like you're the one trying to do the convincing
some lost media cuts here and there but honestly just having my old favorites on deck from certain channel eras like cartoon networks golden age bring me a lot of joy
You can want it, I don't personally see the utility
Phones and TVs are plenty convenient for me
just rewatched Dr Horribles Sing Along Blog
such a specific placeholder in american media
well if you don't want to see it, i won't try any further to convince you... but you said something very specific that i had a very specific answer to.
i LOVE convenience
comfort and convenience are two of my favorite things
I don't think convenience implies utility
i prize that quality over everything else
Dragon ball super is coming back
my box sets for black books, community, parks and rec, outlaw star, cowboy bebop etc I just like having the ability to rewatch what I love over and over without worrying about if my streaming service is eventually going to just drop it
That’s cool
Not that I'm anti-convenience
that's an interesting perspective
Just like, in the same way that easy doesn't mean good
It's easy to fill my socks with ice
7/11 has all the utility
And convenience
now that I've thought about it the answer is obvious, my box set of courage the cowardly dog
so in your opinion, you would say that convenience is not useful, profitable, or beneficial?
that's actually really cool!
It can be all of these things, but I don't think it inherently is no
is there anything special with it like a fold out manual or something?
hmmmm... inherently...
it often does in the contexts one’d decide to use the word convenient to describe something
"convenience is not useful, profitable, or beneficial in a permanent, essential, or characteristic way"
chasing down a box set of dexters lab and the fairly oddparents but yeah I think there's some extra features in the courage box set but just standard stuff like commentary alternative audio tracks
Nonetheless doesn't imply it imo
This is a strange way to interpret statements lol
But yeah
i'm substituting the definition of the words you use for the words you used.
What I mean is the “essential” part. Convenience doesn't imply those in and of itself
I agree that it perhaps isn’t essential, but it does imply utility generally speaking
Yeah I know, I think it's odd to restate instead of just asking for clarification of my intent
I am just trying to understand your perspective.
it sounds like you’re trying to say that convenience isn’t always good, desirable, or useful, and I’d definitely agree with that
Sure, but when I'm saying I don't see the utility & the response is that convenience is the utility, I think it bears mentioning that convenience isn't utility itself (in my opinion)
I would argue that objectively convenience is useful and beneficial, and often times profitable, in a permanent, essential, or characteristic way.
Essentially this yeah
Essentially this yeah
meh
alright alright hold the phone here
convenience is a pro, but it doesn’t inherently outweigh the cons it implies
I agree
I feel like if you hold this opinion truly and fully, then you need to give up things like running water and flushing toilets.
you’re being dumb
“always”
ooh going to have to go back and finish quantum leap as well. think I got to season 3 last time before getting distracted, and I'd like to finish it up before watching the reboot. got to look through my collection and see what zombie content I forgot about after doing the 28 days later marathon
Good show
that's not nice. i'm just trying to understand people's opinions.
such an iconic concept and execution
i didn't realize i was annoying you.
You should probably reread the message you responded to
Your response came across as an intentional misinterpretation in bad faith, but maybe it wasn't intentional
this is too vague for me to understand
This one
My nephew is a pure troll in gmod oh my god
i understand this. it feels rude. but i understand. thanks for your clarification. i'm gonnna go now.
I said convenience isn’t always inherently worth the trouble it can cause
Okay, have a good day/evening
had to ask myself what year it was
you said that therefore I must give up things that are sanitary and useful to be consistent
I think that’s a dishonest and dumb argument to say in response to what I said
the wonderful thing about the human condition is being capable of contradiction in self expression without sacrificing authenticity
If we assume it wasn't in bad faith it could've just been misinterpreting what “always” was modifying, but that's probably a stretch
sorry for not being nice, I like you and think you’re plenty capable of saying smart things, you just did a dumb ;p
That is, understood it as “always isn't” rather than “isn't always”
oh, yeah, I guess that would make that response make a lot more sense
it felt very, um
Slappy’s response to me saying convenience isn’t always worth the trouble it can cause felt like this image xD
Alright what's all this then.
Babdi or wtv
nothing to see here Hana
just a birb chirping and a hand slapping
and Omar uh
(Omar)ing
Yes, I'm aware you're not much to look at.
"being able to proceed with something that you desire to do with little effort is alwaysuseful, beneficial, and often profitable, in a permanent, essential, and/or characteristic way"
Boring

okay so real question time, Letterkenny or Shoresy (the show not character within said first show)
if you are going to insult my intelligence for holding that belief, i think it deserves a bit more of refutation than telling me i'm dumb
that’s not why I called you dumb
it was specifically how you responded to what I said lol
that is the belief that i was trying to convey. so if you are calling my example of that dumb, that's fine
but if you are calling that belief dumb, i'm offended
okay
I wasn't joking when I said you should probably reread that message 😅 this really might be due to having misread it
this response specifically made me think you were being dumb
not the basic idea that convenience is generally good
i understand that. thanks
i think what you are trying to describe from your side of the perspective, is that sometimes convenience is a bad thing.
and while i can understand that as an idea. i feel like objectively if something is a bad thing, it is not convenient.
it could be marketed as convenient
but in reality its not convenient
a squirrel and a hawk too
Wouldn't that mean the thing you described that started this discussion wouldn't be convenient? Unless I'm misunderstanding what you're saying
Regardless of how you feel about AI, it certainly is detrimental in some respects. This is true of nearly all technology
I didn’t even realize this was all about AI
Where
It wasn't, that was just relevant to what started the discussion
I just saw you saying convenience is overrated and got interested
I think after we acknowledged we weren't on the same page about the AI thought it really became a discussion of semantics lol
this is what i'm interested in as well
i am fascinated by someone who could think that convenience is overrated.
give me an example
of something convenient that you think is detrimental
because so much of our modern world is designed around convenience
let’s look at AI
the convenience of outsourcing your own cognitive processing
it’s a highly efficient rube goldberg machine of human suffering and convenient deliveries
i am leaving
wait on amazon i'm pondering this part
I'm not saying this as a gotcha, I'm genuinely trying to approach what you're saying in this message: would it not be an example of what you said here?
nope i'm pondering hang on
not thinking for yourself is expedient but isn’t beneficial in the long run
calling it convenient or easy to utilize is also true
pehaps are you saying that relying on ai to do various forms of thinking for us, that is detrimental to society, and because of that, ai should be scorned and shunned, even if it can do things that are fun and convenient?
and that detriment exceeds the benefit
I do believe that generally speaking but that isn’t my argument here
I’m saying convenience can be double edged
it alone doesn’t make something good, something being too convenient can have its own set of drawbacks
This would probably be easier to discuss with an example that people are less opinionated about
On either end
an example of how AI can be convenient: cognitive offloading
very convenient, very bad for a person’s development
i agree with that when looking at it from your perspective, but from my perspective, the opposite side of my convenient sword is still convenient. if something is negative, its inconvenient
that's a different sword
except its a frying pan
that’s where we disagree
I don’t believe things can be separated out like that
I'm not sure I understand this analogy
the world isn’t words, it’s reality with all of its messy interconnectedness
genuinely interesting statement
hello, is chicken apocalypse fixed?
i dunno whats goin on but i feel like i should stay out of it 
i screen grabbed that because I really liked it
I don't think this is all that political
I think it is (that’s a good thing)
oh no i was thinking of a diff thing
jesus, that's getting called p word???
Poopie?
can't talk about anything anymore

im arguing with my friend on our server, he wants to slaughter all my chickens, saying that the chicken apocalypse is not fixed at all and im arguing against it because i like the chickens. i would love an answer ::)
that's a paddlin
no idea
free chimkens
hope this helps 👍
not his tiny, tasty dinosaurs, not his call
This is general chat, we don't know what project zomboid is. You should kill your friend's character to protect the chickens
also, thanks <3
perhaps that's a strong neurodivergent opinion that i have... but objectively... what i say or read about things... is my only description of reality
it’s something I had to struggle hard to understand
as an autistic person it was hard to grasp
Interesting
this is the words of a very neurodivergent person breaking away from thought patterns that got in the way of understanding reality in high fidelity
is this all just about convenience or thinking machines
Both
like i can describe something round or triangular or big or small without words...
now it’s about epistemology
but like... sign language is still words
idk the full convo here but imo convenience should not be without regulations 
the words are the impression the thing leaves you with, not the thing in of itself
oooooh that r word feels close to p words
i can't discuss that but i think its a neat opinion
therefore logically contradictory ways of describing something can be true
but in different senses
thinking machines are harmful period
i'm declining* to ponder that at the moment
declining?
Calculator: hey what the fuck
I disagree
a calculator calculates, it doesn't think
thinking machines? home computers?
shouldve run on boiling woter instead of batteries
desktop pcs?
Neither does any current technology
bingo
Yet it's used as an analogy
thinking machines are 100% harmful?
and so much of ai hype and misinformation is based around that misconception
if you say 99.9% harmful... i can accept that
Probably because to the layman it doesn't matter
i just call ai thinking machines as a doon reference 
but if you say 100% im gonna work really hard to disprove it
but yeah none of it are actually thinking machines
oh i don't know what that is
I agree it's an important distinction
Dune
which is why it'll never be anything but a niche market but nobody is ready for that
Just saying, to most it isn't
i know what that is but i haven't ever consumed any content related to it
won't be long before datacenters mysteriously start shuttering
oh
you know the Butlerian Jihad?
I think we're a ways away from the bubble popping but soon would be nice
this sounds like updog.
decide not only AI bad but computer also bad
What's updog?
frank herbert is just the quentin tarantino of scifi authors
so in Dune nothing is computer
solid enough but quite overhyped
nothin much, hbu?
What? I'm asking you what updog is
it's a setup
I'm joking lol
I was gonna pretend to not know updog longer but I fear it would be frustrating
it would’ve been funny
if datacentres werent harmful (especially environmentally) and its usage wasnt for complete dogpoo then i would prolly be more okay with them
but if this is a genuine question the answer is no, my eyes or ears have never been exposed to that combination of letters.
hi can some one help me with my mods?
zozo was referencing Dune lore so I was talking about it .v.
got it
What do you mean dogpoo? It's of vital importance that my searches are summarized so that I don't have to do anything actively and get potentially misinformed
i like this actually... sory for not responding omar made me laugh too hard
ur right i also need my dose of videos where apples eat apples
until this moment i've never tied the bad of data centers to ai
It would be nice if the focus were more on the data centers more often
like i know that you can't have one without the other
They're seriously fucking up a lot of areas
how ai is advertised is intentionally severed from what it actually is
& yeah that's pretty normal
but i feel like in theory... one day... you could have good ai completely free of all of the problems caused by data centers
ever notice why those ai thingies always iconized with sparkles and magic?
What zeerol said, same shit was done with “the cloud” instead of “the server where we keep your personal data”
they want u to think its magic and not big datacentres polluting environments
Even if ai was environment friendly it wouldn’t have a purpose really
hes so stupid❤️
freddy night five
Curious what you mean by this

right exactly... don't forget all of the other costs besides operating the data centers... construction... the damage to the earth when they mine the components to make the computer parts out of... etc etc
it would literally have to be magic
it would need to not need physical data centers
waiting for fnf: the full ass game
Curious as someone who doesn't use AI (in the sense of chat bots with an LLM in their stack and in the sense of generative AI) but sees at least some cases where people are using it for something
you cant just move them to a more ideal location or make them require less finite resources to operate
generative ai specifically just recycles images already in public domain it’s pretty meaningless
it’s just stealing
generative AI is just theft but more complex
Ah, you mean generative AI used for images. Gotcha, agree
i am 100% convinced that data centers are objectively bad and that anything that needs their existence to function is not worth the cost
however, the ai cat is out of the bag
and my belief won't put it back 🙁
so since it exists... i might as well take advantage of it
It's worth clarifying that this applies to basically all major apps, including Discord
openAI declared they'll likely be bankrupt by 2027 as they arent being funded and are losing billions to fuel chatgpt which is reportedly used as either a chatbot or a shitty "meme" (if you can even call it that) generator
bankrupt yeah sure...
the earths resources were already at capacity before this huge datacenter ai push. so now we're selling out our futures by way of limiting already precious resources for human use and making life HORRIBLE at any of the like 5000 datacenters that exist in the us alone
i would press the button to nuke discord if it nuked all the data centers.
it's morally reprehensible at it's best
Data centers aren't unique to AI data, they predate it & are used for regular stuff too
that sounds worth
the 10 quadrillion government bailout right around the corner (AI SLOP > HUMAN LIVES BTW)
Ok very fair (not said ironically, I mean I agree)
it is imperative that the locals residing near datacentres do not have clean woter or power bcs end users need their slop 
i understood that but appreciate the clarification 🙂
TAXPAYERS HAVE ALWAYS WANTED AI SLOP!
i'm trying to think of an app i wouldn't press the button
we don't need ANYWHERE near as many data centers as we have, it's all built on market speculation not reality
TAXPAYERS HAVE NEVER WANTED ANYTHING BUT AI SLOP!
I THINK YOU UNDERSTAND NOW, WINSTON.
I'd press it
oh man
I can always legally obtain the games
Peer to peer too, doesn't rely on data centers
press the button to obliterate the entire present and historical concept of chess
and data centers
I've gotten so used to saying legally obtain to refer to piracy that I didn't even register that I typed it
That's wild
chess.com banned russian users from expressing their nationality
i don't think i can do it for chess or steam
this a referens to i have no games
i'm gonna show you my scroll bar.
I would get rid of chess ten times over
i played chess last night with echo
Who won
She's cracked
(but didnt play chess)
Wait what
IN THIS HOUSE
WE LOVE EVERYONE EQUALLY
LOVE EACH OTHER
NEVER HATE EACH OTHER BASED ON SEXUALITY, GENDER, SKIN COLOR, RELIGIOUS AFFILIATION, POLITICAL BELIEFS
MAKE FRIENDS
BE FRIENDLY
BE LOVELY
I 🫀 FRIENDS
Yess
and not otb chess
I don't think there's anything I wouldn't hit the button for
my unplayed titles on steam alone is like 672
If I lost everything I have on GitHub it would be very upsetting
thats alot of no games
But worth the cost
i don't know what i would look forward to with no steam and no chess.
That's fair
it'd be checkers and epic games store
what do i work a job for if its not to have time for vidya
sad stuff
i don't know what the reward would need to be... but i don't think i would press a button that changed chess into checkers... for any reward.
a billion dollars to turn chess into checkers... okay probably
but its still questionable
All it took was money to fold
i need 0 dollars to play chess
Would you do it for no more world hunger
mannnnnnnnnn
chess dot com would be better if they add battle pass and gacha
Bro 😭
that's a low blow
Oh I thought you were about to say nah lol
a job that pays 8$ an hour and requires you to have a bachelor's degree in rocket science and trigonometry for whatever reason at the ripe old age of 16
If a billion dollars is worth it surely that's worth it... Surely...
Please say your answer into this microphone
just to clarify
I feel like a billion dollars could develop a better game just saying
if i pressed the button
what button are you holly jolly fucks talking about
gib me a billion dollars and ill double it trust
The button
no human being ever from the moment i pressed the button until the last human dies would struggle with food insecurity?
we've developed the ultimate game! and it's just deep rock galactic survivor
im SO pissed
I really was just thinking now and for the foreseeable future, but for the sake of argument sure
DIE
No more world hunger forever
holly jolly button? thats what they call me
that's fairly similar
By foreseeable future I meant in our lifetime
as long as this is the argument... yes i would press that button
Now I'm curious about what if that wasn't the argument
now that's a title I wanted to play when it came out. not sure when I got it but Smalland survive the wilds is getting installed
gonna have to put on honey i shrunk the kids for it
i'm the hero of billions of humanity for the rest of my lifetime... yeah i'd still press the button. i will give up my favorite form of entertainment for the benefit all of the poorest people on earth during my lifetime.
i don't care if no one knows
and if i tell someone magnus carlsen will find me and stab a queen piece in my throat.
That is a good thing to press the button for
you press the button and every billionaire gets transported to the moon, do you press it
Do they have space suits?
i can even narrow it down from this
did i stutter
I press it
I'd build it into a chair
chat i think i might be blocked by a person i dont even know 
so I can press it every time I sit down
Maybe they just didn't like your vibe
unbelievable
i would press the button if food insecurity was solved in just the 5 poorest countries for 10 years.
but that is really close to my limit
Maybe they saw you chat and said “ew... no thanks! erm, it's blocking time!”
because pressing the button would have reprecussions

thousands of people in the chess industry would be out of a job
love that middle of the night internet speed boost
while it would solve food security for some people... other people will have to suffer
Yeah wait if we're talking about the data centers one & if they all just suddenly shut down that would be pretty catastrophic
so the amount of suffering inflicted has to be significantly less than the amount of suffering saved
for about 2 days
Medical records
i'm not going to press a button if it inflicts suffering... or at least i'm not going to take that decision lightly
I suppose non data center servers would still be up
noble of you, several billion other humans don't have that hangup
I think most of us press such a button on a regular basis
suffering is inherent to the human condition but choosing to sacrifice x for y or z is always an interesting thought experiment
what is this some kinda fear and hunger
what if instead of nuking all the data centers, any that a panel of people selected by you that are deemed necessary and beneficial to human existence are saved and only certain ones are disabled?
like you'd rather have a Bruce Wayne pressing the button if someone has to do it you know?
rather than say The Penguin
Bruce Wayne? The billionaire? Uh he's on the moon now
or Vince Vaughn
Interesting
what is a common way people press a button that is a net injury to humanity?
lol if I were to have that option and he were a real person etc
changes the thought experiment parameters a bit
I don't think I'm wise or informed enough to select that panel
maybe i think too highly of myself
i feel like i don't press buttons that hurt people very often
obviously not just button pressing
make decisions
To clarify, I was responding to and referring to “inflicts suffering”, not the “inflicts suffering [on humanity]” that the conversation implied
okay still example please
any of yall play hytale
Mostly just a musing on how most of us regularly interact with things which are tied to suffering because many things are under capitalism
i bought something
an ingredient that i bought in that something inflicted suffering to someone
therefore i inflicted suffering
Yeah, essentially that. Not directly inflicting it, but contributing via consumption
most commodities are based on exploitation somewhere along the sourcing pipeline
im going to ponder this a moment
not choosing to abstain is a daily choice we make
i think we can collectively agree that the coca cola company has a history of inflicting suffering to people without getting into the p word.
i love coca cola and i drink it a lot
Them and many others, yeah
i'm trying to convince myself that me drinking coca cola causes someone else to suffer
it's just sweet flower water but they've made it a must have for so many
and i think as an individual, i don't buy enough coca cola to impact supply and demand for it
so i don't think in that situation, i inflict suffering.
I'm no less contributing to social harm of misconception of product health by drinking coke zero vs regular coke
just putting my wellbeing on top of the pile
the moral call would be to just buy a sodastream and switch away from coke products
that's a can kick and pretend i gave you a ted talk about 17 reasons why that won't change anything
"kicking the can down the road"
If 100 people are paying Yum Yum Good Sauce company for their sauce, but Yum Yum Good Sauce also powers the orphan crushing machine I think they're all involved in the process regardless of whether it'd still be happening with 99. I also think it isn't necessarily a healthy way to look at things to consider it to be inflicting suffering, necessarily, so maybe my original statement didn't get at what I was thinking
changing a persons shopping habits is absolutely an agent of change in capitalist society
Moreso that we're all complicit, not necessarily pressing the button
I should've just said that
coke is responsible for the damage they created and I don't share their blame for having consumed a bad product
i agree that collectively we are complicit and i can have a crisp refreshing ice cold glass bottle of coca cola classic in one and and have a sign that says "ban all coke products" in my other hand.
or yum yum good sauce
is that a real sauce?
it sounds good
and honestly an orphan crushing machine doesn't sound that bad
orphans are a drain on the economy
“Worth it for the sauce”
they probably don't live good lives
Are you a supervillain or what
we are saving them from abuse and suffering
they need to be crushed for their own good
I'm waiting for you to say psych 😭
i am just being silly
Oh thank goodness
but I could make that argument with a straight face
i just walked in and i have a struggle believing you are being silly
It was delivered so straightforward I thought it was a genuine take and got worried
okay but the button question now poses that billionaires get transferred to the moon with the press, but you also send all the orphans with each press too so that kinda sucks
wat do
its too late you can't stop me the machine is already operational.
maybe this is too p word
send the billionaires to space without oxygen tanks
but i support "going home" in soylent green
Fellas is it political to put orphans in a crushing machine
i might even support making crackers out of it
what the fuck is soylent green
good people
the less evil alternative is the Orphan Blender
The lesser evil
i'm gonna link you a summary because i don't want to get in trouble for typing it
every time I see a Huel ad I can't help but thinking of soylent green
Sorry this wasn't a correction I just edited it to be less political before sending
the 1973 movie is a classic
the option with a slightly less concentration of evil
No with that gif you reminded me
description of a dystopian book and movie called soylent green.
Almost thought this was bladerunner
you are saying the ratio is 1 billionaire and 1 orphan? transporting someone to the moon is effectively the same thing as murdering them unless you are transfering them to a functional space station on the moon with life support, food and water, etc.
what happens to the billionaires assets?
that's up to those back on earth
lol no billionaire has a moral wallet
the whole premise based off your orphans is just for silliness's sake anyway
your scenario fails to present me with a benefit that would entice someone to press a button
oh okay you are being silly
thank you
orphans of course should not be sacrificed just to get rid of our evil oligarchs
I would make an orphan press the button
I would make the buttons out of orphans
lol
give them all oxygen tanks and make it a game show to see who makes it back to the space shuttle back to earth first
well not the billionaires anyway, maybe one for fun
okay when you are 85 years old... you can press a button... and the button forces a billionaire to work 40 hours a week as a person who cleans septic tanks, and redistributes 100% of their assets to a charity of your choosing, and you will immediately die
i think i would probably press the button
if i felt REALLY healthy, happy, and fulfilled at 85... maybe i won't press it
They just make it so they secretly own all the charities
if instead the same benefit but it kills a random orphan instead of me
honestly... maybe?
i could help so many people with those assets
way more than 1 orphan
🤷♂️
if i found out after i died... someone pressed a button and it helped a bunch of people... i don't think i'd be that mad about it
i don't think most people share that thought though
that's too big of a sacrifice for most people
most people are preoccupied with the notion of an afterlife than benefits them instead of others
When I die I'm going to super heaven made just for me
i think i'd willingly die for the significant benefit of a hundred people
that sounds fair
i have to ask my wife if she's okay with that
she'll probably say no
mm chocolate 
I'd be willing to let someone else die for the benefit of a hundred people
Me? Oh, heavens no!
lololol
okay because i'm married, the answeris no
because i made a commitment to her
but if i were single... she's the only person i'm committed to
i would rehome my dogs first
my family would get over it
f them anyways
i don't care if they are sad
slap that button
alright lets talk about something lighter i think i brought hte mood down
@karmic jetty what is your favorite brand / variety of chocolate bar?
okay nestle eater
toblerone is the only right answer
i'm *a sucker for a gimmick for p word marketing... and it also tastes really good... but tony's chocolonely is peak
whats p word
they have a lot of buzz words about ||human rights|| on their packaging
Peanits
No
i absolutely like believing that my food came from a farmer who had a nice quality of life and earned a good income.
I'm not interested in learning the ratios of insect parts they find tolerable enough
even if what made me believe it is lies
thanks for lying to me to make me feel better
"no limbs were lost by employees at the factory where this chocolate bar was made."
anyone ever watch that old spike network show Deadliest Warrior?
if you put that on your packaging i'm gonna eat that lie up
if its true great
if its not... im gonna believe it is and not look into it
i like to imagine chocolate bar was forged in a smithy
by like magical elves who live in a tree for some reason?
I've not seen the disclaimers described bc I don't eat chocolate like that v much, and I figure they only put it there because of the human rights concerns being talked about, but it's such a strange and somewhat funny concept to me
keebler chocolate IS forged in a magical elf powered smithy.
you must not be american
Like if I read “the making of this cheese did NOT involve ANY murder” I'd probably just think it did
if you are american and you don't know what the keebler elves are...
that would be like not knowing who the pilsbury doughboy is
Who?
this chocolate bar was NOT forged in a smithy
i'm not taking that bait
ron mcdonald never heard of the guy
You're telling me there's a king of burger
there is a literal king. of the food. not the place.
nothing better than some kurger bing
burger is a city
sounds tupid!!
so there's a mayor of burger, the city
I've been listening to pink pony club all night
but a king of the food
idk have you heard some british food names
like what
I have a scale for songs
that sounds fire
from 1 to infinity
the number is how many times i can listen to that song and get joy from it
jellied eels, bubble and squeak, spotted dick
pink pony club is a 3.
GWAR cover “Pink Pony Club” by Chappell Roan
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Recorded at Chelsea Studios NYC
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The Berserker Blóthar - Vocals
BälSäc the Jaws ‘o Death - Guitar and vocals
Beefcake the Mighty - Bass Guitar
JiZMak da Gusha - Drums
Grodius Maximus - Guitar a...
that is to say i like the song pink pony club
but after the 3rd time i heard it, i had heard it enough
its all just slapassed naming conventions
This is an interesting scale
pass me doughboys caked cheeks guy
Do the British even have a name for the dish of baked potato with tuna and beans
a bit of spotted dick?
surf and turf maybe
I can relate to some songs being at infinity on that scale but only for a limited time
do you have any songs that would score over a 500 on this scale?
Sometimes that time is days, sometimes weeks
Plenty
I very often lock on to one song & have it on repeat for hours
i do too
I’d assume it’s not 500 times in a row for the preservation of sanity
lol this comment
-When you live in a timeline where the world is burning, but GWAR is singing Pink Pony Club, so you're still ok
I think it's a difficult choice for a scale because that varies for me so much
Erm...
baby blue shades by the "bad suns" is way over 500 for me
i need to shower but its cold and raining outside
I'd recommend showering indoors then
take a baff
hi chat
if you shower outdoors you gotta sing 'singin in the rain'
hi. name a song you would listen to at least 500 times in a single year
thems the rules
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54 Cymru Beats
ya
probably not your taste
anything by Dethklok
if you dont know aphex twin ur missing out
window licker supremacy
A recent on repeat song for me was “Chaleya”, from the film Jawan. The film sucked but I like the song
Yo guys
drukqs best album
Are there any public servers with 100 people or whay ever
windowlicker may be my favorite music video of all time
i dont watch his videos, i just like his music
i am 38 seconds in
I don't think i could listen to that song 500 times in a year, it is too intense to listen to it more than once a day every day for a year.
Any multilayer servers with a lot of players?
it does sound like a song i would enjoy
but i would need to be in the right mood for it
cock/ver10 may be your pace
I don't know
me pulling up to the dispensary
I don’t think I’d listen to anything 500 times on purpose and I really love music
You're better off either looking in #1019737819981283459 #1019725562337579028 or checking BattleMetrics
i can suggest a similar song that i really enjoy specifically when i want an intense song
but i usually don't like things with that intensity
i'm not an intense person
Here in gen chat we don't play games. We only have serious conversations, and we take ourselves very seriously here
i'm in an apartment actually
if you asked to recommend a genre i could easily give you one
have you heard anything by a group called pendulum?
there's a song by a punk group called All they titled She Broke My Dick and I don't think I'll ever get tired of it
i always recommend jungle since nobody knows it and its such a vibe
no i havent
you mean drum and base
jungle
This was a real struggle for me to parse but I got there
Getting it on with bleep
I swear this really happened
I pulled my trick maneuver
That's when I heard it, snappin'!
is different
before it was invented
Except when Omar tries to interject with his niche interests
She broke my dick!
(Ow!) She goddamn broke my dick!
i hope you know what jungle is
Ofc i do
I love jungle so much it’s the first thing I learned to mix
it's a short song but you wont regret it
And which interests would those be...
i think if you like 54 cymru beats, you might also like blood sugar by pendulum... but its very much a song that would make you want to go outside and do windsprints... or drive a car really fast... or take a bunch of cocaine and box a gorilla
Here he goes
you may be new but i like you already
its the amazon
I only have Normal interests
thats a jungle
Unlike you Leon “Freak” Zomboid
killing you metaphorically
I’m sure you know venetian snares
:3
yaya
Main vein shot with cortisone
An ice pack on the rest
It hurt so much but I'd do it again
Why couldn't I have just left her unsatisfied?
[Outro]
You don't mind if I leave the needle in while I prepare the cortisone, do you?
leon is freaky?
It's not a name call you're just a freak
and if you like blood sugar by pendulum, you will like a lot of their songs
Leon name leak
i think their genre is called drum and bass?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
i don't really know how to differentiate drum and bass from like... dubstep
My legal first name is Zomboid
not a wook then
very different but just subgenres
I was trying to avoid doxxing by pretending it's your surname
what about you
dubstep is also great
and glitch music like glitch mob
But I guess the proverbial cat is out of the proverbial bag and now public knowledge in the proverbial chat
is your last name john
Drum and bass is pretty much exactly what the name entails
What about me
saw then at a dive bar in Austin TX over a decade ago
I'm Normal
sick show
prove
proverbs 01:26
that sounds incredible
It’s snowing heavily
drive it like you stole it
It begins
I'm employed, in a relationship, and I go outside sometimes just for the sake of going outside
i havent had snow yet
especially with 1.50 tallboys
one of the greatest tracks of all time
this is the biggest lore drop ever
this is the biggest lie ever
be nice
i'm going to fan a large piece of cardboard outside in hopes of blowing it away... its not here yet
i think i saw potentially 20 cm on the forecast
I like to play two truths and a lie except they're all lies
some courage the cowardly dog ass thought
he doesnt sound like much, hes icognito with his personal life
he's an ai

wake up
Is there anything else I can help you with?
Oh fuck
back to my song scale... drive it like you stole it... easily hits 10k. i could listen to that song 10 times a day for a year... many years in a row
Bye
grababrushandputalittlemakeup
yeah some good crepes recipe 
I'm not sure I understand this scale anymore
I thought the number was the amount of times in direct succession
But that’s insane
Or direct repetition, rather
I do this regularly
only scale that matters is how many bornanas
hmmmm in direct succession where i don't hear any other song in between, and anytime i specifically want to listen to music i only listen to that song on repeat?
but not like torture where i hear it when i'm trying to sleep
@karmic jetty did you see my impressive tarkov break
Yeah, I thought you meant the max for that
maybe you participate in many activities that aren’t so sane under investigation surely project zomboid isnt one of these
damn i think that scale only maxes out at like.... 90?
What the hell is project zomboid
i'm just thinking of like the times i was really obsessed with a song
I think I need to put a song length into a calculator and then come back
maybe i listened to it for about 3 hours... so if its a 3 minute song... 20 plays an hour... so maybe only 60 consecutive plays
I should figure out whats necessary for a pz server where we strive to kill zombies en masse with metal concerts bringing them out of the woodwork on an elevated platform in an arena where the zombies get funneled into kill zones
Have you been obsessed with full albums before
sounds fitting
Okay, a song of 3:20 length listened to on repeat for 5 hours is 90 listens. I have definitely exceeded this number on multiple occasions
daft punk always did that to me, whenever a new album dropped eventually one of the tracks would need to be played on loop for a few days
ugh reminds me I need to migrate my music and audiobooks to plex next
It's happened to me for various artists, just a song that tickles my brain the right way for a while
Combine that with an entire day spent focusing on notes or programming & that's easily 100 listens
aaaaaa
that's neat!
time to make something for dinner
i think i could do a 100 listens in a day
but not consecutive
i'd pepper in some other songs that tickled my brain a similar way
but the buzz from their tickle was starting to wear off
like the "tom's diner" cover from annenmaykantereit
something about the way that guy shout sings





