general_chat

[oblique stream]

where you have to buy a drink

or walk up to cashier and ask for a refill

[subtle vault]

Never had a kebab, on my list of things to try

[toxic relic]

are you american

[subtle vault]

Who

[toxic relic]

you

[subtle vault]

Naw

[toxic relic]

good

[neat moat]

why, shit is ass and is over pieced

[subtle vault]

Canadian

[harsh vault]

@twin bear i need your opinion on my streets kit

[neat moat]

only ever gotten food for me and my Uber driver when we were hurngy

[subtle shoal]

Lately I've fallen out with eating kebabs, if I go to a kebab place w friends I usually just order like a plate full of dumplings with garlic sauce

[neat moat]

thats it

never any other time cus it sucks

[thin wedge]

2 hour is enough to drain em

[subtle vault]

Costco hot dog my beloved

[subtle shoal]

And the portions are MASSIVE for like one person at the place

[toxic relic]

ur right but i dont cook. i put kebab place and my local dive as fast food

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/fat-horse-drinking-all-water-of-the-world-gif-7510983101927259744

[toxic relic]

nah fair mate

[neat moat]

I see

[toxic relic]

cant eat too much

[neat moat]

does your bf cook?

[toxic relic]

yes

[neat moat]

make him cook

[toxic relic]

but why would i make him cook for me

[neat moat]

uh

fud

price efficiency

[oblique stream]

my comically sized burger king cup

[toxic relic]

he usually makes food for me bro

[neat moat]

the natural orde of things

myes

[toxic relic]

but im not gonna force him

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/spoon-big-spoon-funny-mad-evil-stare-gif-17762991

[subtle vault]

I fucking miss century egg congee. I should get it again.

[toxic relic]

natural order

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/lunch-time-its-scotland-irnbru-gif-12366814

[neat moat]

This is how we creat class society stink

The ants cook the food and the grasshoppers eat the food

[subtle shoal]

This looks fire

I won't lie even

I'd absolutely devour this

[toxic relic]

agree

[oblique stream]

fire ngl

[subtle vault]

Need to go for dim sum again because eating sawdust and tears ain't worth it no mo🥀🥀

[toxic relic]

looks ilke fried suasauge, potato fritters, chicken bites, irn bru

[subtle shoal]

Onion rings, some pancakes I presume, nuggets, fries and a drink on the side

[oblique stream]

bread with eggs is the best tasting bread

[subtle shoal]

When I make omelettes once in a while I always put it on like rye bread

[subtle vault]

I miss having a cold iron brew

[toxic relic]

theres deffo a fried fish in the top right corner too

[subtle shoal]

Tastes so good hmmmff

[subtle vault]

Chili eggs my beloved

[oblique stream]

me when uh

your dad's meat

[toxic relic]

your dad when my meat

[karmic jetty]

[subtle vault]

🥀

[subtle shoal]

You just admitted to taking meat from mt dad

bubby

🥀

[toxic relic]

he can recover

[oblique stream]

cannot live without meat

[harsh vault]

what

[subtle shoal]

That's true

[toxic relic]

bro just called himself a pig

[oblique stream]

my slavic brain is incapable of surviving a year without a single shashlik

[subtle shoal]

Shashlik...

[toxic relic]

man needs his rods of meat

[subtle shoal]

rods of meat and vegetables

[oblique stream]

fuck em vegetables

[toxic relic]

fried stuffed garlic mushroom

[subtle vault]

Gout

[toxic relic]

man i fuck with mushroom

[subtle shoal]

ya true

[strange spruce]

mushrooms aight

[onyx igloo]

i like kebab

[neat moat]

stink how can you have meat if youre vegan

this is the question

[subtle shoal]

Mushrooms is alr I can tolerate them

[toxic relic]

i dont

[onyx igloo]

i never knew he was vegan'

[toxic relic]

i am

[onyx igloo]

wow

[subtle shoal]

fartass is vegan

[neat moat]

so you never get meat stink?

[subtle shoal]

Wow

[onyx igloo]

i did not know that

[toxic relic]

only from your dad

[neat moat]

shame

[toxic relic]

mutual exchange

[neat moat]

yes a couple of us are

[toxic relic]

yeah man

🤔 i dont get the slavic meat thing considering i was raised without meat by my bulgarian family

[neat moat]

whay did they eat?

[toxic relic]

wdym what did they eat

[onyx igloo]

like what was a common food on the table

[neat moat]

Well I mean Im just curious

[toxic relic]

stews, soups, roasted fried boiled grilled good

[neat moat]

Cus I thought meat was super common there

[toxic relic]

not in my experience

meat was a rich guy thing

[neat moat]

Oh so it was by nessessity not choice?

[toxic relic]

we had pepper and beetroot soups, fried mushroom stews, grilled spinach fry etc

cabbage stuffed rolls

[toxic relic]

bofa

[neat moat]

now Im hunrgy

[onyx igloo]

haluski are really good

[toxic relic]

i think they got so used to not eating meat they just never did

[onyx igloo]

some stew overtop some haluski

mine were thick like dumplings and idk if thats authentic

but it was so good

[toxic relic]

theyre supposed to be

if its the hungarian version theyre closer to gnocchi imo

[onyx igloo]

i saw this and was super confused

[toxic relic]

hungarian or turkish version

[onyx igloo]

i only have had the hungarian version

the hungarian looks better

[toxic relic]

bro what is this

[neat moat]

did your family also stay away from milk and eggs?

[toxic relic]

yessir

[neat moat]

honey and the like

damn

[onyx igloo]

idk if i search up haluski i get that bullshittery

[toxic relic]

milk and eggs is for selling

not eating

[neat moat]

Huh

[toxic relic]

farm

👍

[neat moat]

Id think youd at least save some for yourself

[toxic relic]

brokie life

[karmic jetty]

food
hungary
???

[neat moat]

true

[karmic jetty]

eat the fud

[neat moat]

poor farmers often sell their own crop to support themselves

[onyx igloo]

money needed for other things than food

[toxic relic]

why would you eat your product

[neat moat]

the position they are forced does make it ironic

[karmic jetty]

gotta test the sample

[onyx igloo]

maintenance on machinery and money for bills i presume

[toxic relic]

you should try the turkish ones

[neat moat]

taxes too

[toxic relic]

theyre bigger too

[onyx igloo]

whats different?

[toxic relic]

larger

[onyx igloo]

i was assuming those strange noodles were turkish

[toxic relic]

different sauce and flavourings

[onyx igloo]

mb

[toxic relic]

no lmao

[onyx igloo]

those did not look like haluski

[toxic relic]

the dish is named after the utensil the dumpling-noodles are made with

[onyx igloo]

nor did they really look appealing i genuinely have no idea what that is

[onyx igloo]

i was trying to figure out what that tool was

my recipe told me to push it through a slotted spoon?

[toxic relic]

wdym

Haluškar makes the halusky

[half kettle]

soup consumption

[onyx igloo]

idk if its different between countries but a slotted spoon in my house looks like this

[neat moat]

its funny that in the school I grew up in we were served the same prison food and never actually had any of thr locally grown crops

[onyx igloo]

now it makes more sense

[subtle shoal]

Meat jelly, eastern-central europoor delicacy

[toxic relic]

bros gonna make lasagna

[neat moat]

luzunga

[toxic relic]

jellied food just last longer

jellied broccoli taste good too ngl

[onyx igloo]

i had that a bit ago

it was good

[onyx igloo]

okay now im curious what does this look like

[half kettle]

what is a lasinga

[onyx igloo]

jellied food here is uhh....

strange

[haughty sand]

hi gheneral chat

[karmic jetty]

bazinga

[haughty sand]

is that sean from rdr2 ?

[onyx igloo]

is this a thing where it tastes better than it looks

[toxic relic]

i guess

[onyx igloo]

it looks like a dystopian nutriblock

[toxic relic]

bros never lived the eurotrash life

[onyx igloo]

i havent

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/bazinga-car-crash-jumpscare-gif-13755883359583005948

[toxic relic]

nor has bro lived in the asian povvo server

[onyx igloo]

im currently living in the ameridystopian life

[toxic relic]

fair

[onyx igloo]

atleast i have a local asian market i can get cool foods at

[toxic relic]

yoo dude speaking of

[onyx igloo]

its a mix of vietnamese, chinese, and indian foods

[toxic relic]

the woolworths here closed down and theyre replacing it with golden foods

[onyx igloo]

what the fuck is golden foods

[toxic relic]

"asian food store"

[onyx igloo]

generic asian food store or actual asian food

[toxic relic]

actual

lol this isnt the usa man

we dont even call it an "asian market"

[onyx igloo]

it isnt a real asian food market until i hear janky buzzing lights and the store clerk starts telling me how im the first white person in their store

[toxic relic]

fiction

what do white people eat, chicken nuggets and pasta?

[onyx igloo]

its not fiction it happened to me a while ago

[onyx igloo]

the majority

do

[toxic relic]

americans see this and go "damn thats good eatin' 🤠"

[onyx igloo]

but me personally i like trying a variety of foods

[karmic jetty]

hell yea

i would eat that

[onyx igloo]

i dont really think pancakes are that good

[toxic relic]

zo is an ameriweebo

[onyx igloo]

also wtf are those little chunks

[toxic relic]

potato

[onyx igloo]

ok potato is a great breakfast

[karmic jetty]

do u even see 🦅 food portions

[onyx igloo]

i love potato breakfast

[toxic relic]

[onyx igloo]

yes i live here

[toxic relic]

but the cost

[karmic jetty]

i want what theyre having

[onyx igloo]

and the healthcare

but pword

[toxic relic]

lack of

[neat moat]

Chinese food is good

[toxic relic]

chinese food like wht

[onyx igloo]

i like vietnamese food

[toxic relic]

what province what region bro

[karmic jetty]

chinese food?

thats just food

tupid

[neat moat]

stink triggered

[toxic relic]

yeah

[onyx igloo]

i've had pho with thinly sliced steak, bean sprouts, hoisin sauce and sambal sauce i think?

[toxic relic]

i enjoy chinese food a lot

[onyx igloo]

the braised food looks so good

[toxic relic]

too many variations of pho

[karmic jetty]

thought u said bruised

who up bruisng their food

[toxic relic]

bruising my meat

[karmic jetty]

[neat moat]

I really liked the potato salad I had

[onyx igloo]

Bahn mi

Delectable

[thin wedge]

not enough butter packs

[toxic relic]

yeah you're american jill boe

i goergot

forgot

[thin wedge]

ompezic

they need serve those on the menu

[toxic relic]

ozempic restaurant

[onyx igloo]

Isnt ozempic pretty dangerous

[thin wedge]

so sad for xxxl cloth manufacturers

[toxic relic]

theyll give you flavoured vapes with each injection

[toxic relic]

wrong

[thin wedge]

they lost their only cilents

[toxic relic]

they need the xxl for the skin

the ozempic gonna leave people looking like wet chicken skin

[onyx igloo]

Im pretty sure ozempic has some sketchy side effects

[toxic relic]

need the big clothes to hold the loose skin folds

[onyx igloo]

Theyll get surgery to remove that

[toxic relic]

spent all the money on the ozempic

[onyx igloo]

And look like the next frankenstein

[onyx igloo]

Debt

[toxic relic]

oh yeah

debt country

[toxic relic]

its not dangerous for the diabetic people that need it but all the supply is being re-routed to celebrities and desperate chuds

[karmic jetty]

perhaps its time to shower

[onyx igloo]

What a sad world

I wish i could just fix it but I dont have that power alone

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/spearhyunho-gif-13383730740069411006

[toxic relic]

when you piss in the shower do you aim for the drain

i do

[neat moat]

I dont piss in the shower

shrimple

[toxic relic]

bro what

no way you dont piss in the shower

[neat moat]

Yeah Im hygienic

[onyx igloo]

I dont either

[toxic relic]

it goes down the drain brother

wheres the no hygiene

next you're gonna say you dont piss in the sink either bro

[neat moat]

do you wash your shower regularly?

[onyx igloo]

I dont piss in the shower because it feels unnatural

[toxic relic]

whats regular

[karmic jetty]

im still here

[neat moat]

How often do you wash it?

[toxic relic]

usually every 2 weeks

[thin wedge]

you either die from omzepic diet or live long enough to be have no power or water. Unable sleep due to the sound coming from AI data center

[neat moat]

ok good enough then

[toxic relic]

best is when you piss with your homie in the shower

[neat moat]

ok bro

[toxic relic]

you bofa aim for the drain

[oak gazelle]

you're supposed to piss the shit down the drain duh

[toxic relic]

100 points if you win

[toxic relic]

waffle stompin

[karmic jetty]

[oak gazelle]

sticky toes

[toxic relic]

squeeze your toes after you stomp it down so the shit curds pop through like minced meat

[toxic relic]

peak sticker

[oak gazelle]

but in all seriousness there's nothing wrong with urine going down the shower drain

[toxic relic]

agreed bro

[oak gazelle]

a lot less strange than watersports

[toxic relic]

dont go there bro

how does that work

do you piss in the bed?

[oak gazelle]

lol watersports can happen anywhere, that's what waterproof sheets were originally designed for

god damn Germans

[neat moat]

wtf did I walk into

[strange spruce]

this reminded me of that sink pisser subreddit

[toxic relic]

real?

[oak gazelle]

dont you kink shame us for our zest for knowledge

[toxic relic]

i piss in the sink

piss in the sink or sink in the piss brother

[oak gazelle]

I sneak next door and piss in the neighbors lemonade

sucker hasn't asked why it hasn't ran out in two years

[strange spruce]

woulda been a perfect match for my old man jesus fucking christ

[toxic relic]

you gotta earn your yellow wings brother, bathe in the urine of your elders and piss in the train sink on your commute to work 🙏

[toxic relic]

HAHAHHA

a lot of the sink pissers do it out of anger but i do it for the love of the game

[versed valley]

Good afternoon general chat, don't mind me

[elfin jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/markiplier-chicaplier-gif-5740246

[oak gazelle]

love that the devs support linux. going to have some fun familiarizing myself with some mods later but if anyone has recommendations I'm all ears

[haughty sand]

IM SO TIRED OF PLUNGEING

I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE

[oak gazelle]

wat

it's my DIY unicorn horn

[toxic relic]

what build

[oak gazelle]

still less than a week of vanilla gameplay in

[toxic relic]

are you on the latest version of the game, ie the unstable b42 build, or b41

[oak gazelle]

main channel

[toxic relic]

what does this mean

[thin wedge]

what does he even do

https://tenor.com/view/adin-adinross-what-does-he-even-do-adin-what-does-he-even-do-what-does-he-even-do-meme-gif-7301893521340817246

[oak gazelle]

I've got it on steam and I'm not using any of the dropdowns in the beta participation

[toxic relic]

uh

can you check

[thin wedge]

[toxic relic]

you need to check before modding otherwise you may get the wrong mods

https://tenor.com/view/b42-project-zomboid-build-42-gif-17066682817413107459

dont need to change to beta but just check

[toxic relic]

check dis dick bro

[thin wedge]

yeah don't wanna accidentally get ted beer man

[toxic relic]

deez nuts even

[thin wedge]

nor anime moanijg zombies

[toxic relic]

the weeb models

or the gacha boob cars

[oak gazelle]

there should be a garfield mod

[toxic relic]

there is a pokemon tcg mod but its not updated for the latest unstable

i need my foils bro

[oak gazelle]

but of course

[toxic relic]

oh yeah you're the one doing the animal mod

[uncut epoch]

what’s worse? the zombi apocalypse or mondays?

[toxic relic]

can you kill it

right click > kill animal like the others?

[subtle shoal]

Soe vil

[uncut epoch]

do not. the cat

[toxic relic]

but can you

[subtle shoal]

Gifting you a bog for christmas

[toxic relic]

bog backwards is gob as in such your gob bruv

[oak gazelle]

shwweeeet

[toxic relic]

can you kill it or not

[uncut epoch]

they’re animals, so yee

however

[toxic relic]

cinema

[oak gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/garfield-gif-26092221

[uncut epoch]

i did make a custom immortality system for em

[oak gazelle]

awww

[subtle shoal]

I want to watch a film today but not feeling it unfortunately

[oak gazelle]

still not able to send gifs yet

too new

[toxic relic]

what does this mean

[subtle shoal]

Might be burnt out

[toxic relic]

yeah man do smth else

go for a walk or read or game or wtv

[oak gazelle]

gotta switch it up and do soemthing outside your usual patterns

[uncut epoch]

they’re proper eldritch gods like the lil furry creatures they are 😆

[toxic relic]

so you cant kill them

[oak gazelle]

just going on a little walk around the neighborhood might do it, who knows

[subtle shoal]

I reinstalled cyberpunk yesterday, runs fine I think

[oak gazelle]

ooh there's another title to test

[subtle shoal]

But honestly might just hop on rimworld again

[uncut epoch]

think schrodinger’s cat. they can be killed and also can’t be killed at the same time

[oak gazelle]

fun fact I got rimworld and pz mixed up for a while

[toxic relic]

what if i want to kill one

[oak gazelle]

whats your gaming system?

[subtle shoal]

4060, I5-14400f iirc and 16 gb ram

[uncut epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-kitten-zoom-persuit-gif-17646381782073725526

[subtle shoal]

Linux Mint 22.3 kernel

[toxic relic]

they added balls to the models, why cant i kill the cat

[oak gazelle]

nice, what res?

[toxic relic]

bro has a 4050 with an i5

[subtle shoal]

144Hz, 1080p

I'm waiting for an external SSD

So I can keep documents and other things safely if I need to reinstall linux

[oak gazelle]

5800x3d, 32 gb ddr4 3600, 3060 ti oc (8gb) here, either at 4k 60Hz or 1440p 165/120/60 Hz

[subtle shoal]

nice nice

[oak gazelle]

running cachyos with x11 right now

[subtle shoal]

I'm thinking of also upgrading my memory but the prices aint it

[toxic relic]

are you adding dogs too

[oak gazelle]

dual boot of windows 10 home for the random titles that just won't work in linux

[uncut epoch]

[onyx igloo]

what is he doing

[toxic relic]

oh nice i like those guys

can you kill the dogs?

[rain summit]

is that the final boss?

[oak gazelle]

just nice to not have to use compatibility mode for titles

[toxic relic]

chillin

[onyx igloo]

i have a joke in mind but i cant say it

damn..

[toxic relic]

i would like to be able to kill the animals

[uncut epoch]

[oak gazelle]

'god help us he's peeing'

[toxic relic]

rain

[subtle shoal]

I ditched windows 10 right before it's end of support in like November

[rain summit]

I just found a poncho in one of the garages so…..

[subtle shoal]

Been happily using linux since

[oak gazelle]

eh, I signed up for the extended support updates through next year so I'm not too worried

[uncut epoch]

what about riding animals… such as a chicken?

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-minecraft-movie-a-minecraft-movie-steve-jack-black-gif-4079785775268000209

[toxic relic]

im not interested in riding them

unlike your dad riding dis dick lmao gottem

[oak gazelle]

I just had an issue that caused me to use windows for longer than expected after I fucked up my old dual boot install of kubuntu

[toxic relic]

im just interested in if they could be killed

[subtle shoal]

I just started to deeply hate microsoft so I fully converted

[uncut epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/tuff-ai-kitten-ai-kitten-larry-larry-ai-gif-5850789617517185518

[oak gazelle]

figured why not try a different flavor in the process and I've been enjoying cachyos so far

[subtle shoal]

Most of MS products are just a hemorrhage to use, like Teams

[subtle shoal]

True

[toxic relic]

no onedrive popup with linux

[oak gazelle]

it's not even 'My Computer' anymore

it's 'This Computer'

[subtle shoal]

great

[oak gazelle]

some things used to be sacred

[toxic relic]

dude i used windows on an old laptop i converted to a server and it was crazy how bad win 11 is

[oak gazelle]

sounds like a fun prank script though

[toxic relic]

so much random unnecessary bs

[toxic relic]

true lmao

[oak gazelle]

pop a drive onto your friends laptop or whatever and the next thing they know 24 hours later they get that MS pop up like wait

[toxic relic]

im sure theres something on github already

[subtle shoal]

Copilot, ai gaming assistant

[oak gazelle]

everything needs ai!!!!

[subtle shoal]

I LOVE AI! I WANT TO TALK TO MY FRIDGE!

[oak gazelle]

my ai assistant needs an ai assistant to better ai assist me

[toxic relic]

i want my microwave to send messages to my balls !

[oak gazelle]

fuck it time to rewatch Silicon Valley again

[toxic relic]

let the smart shower take pictures of me

[subtle shoal]

I hate generative AI so much

[oak gazelle]

fuck forgot to order frosted mini wheats

me too

[subtle shoal]

people got dumber man

[toxic relic]

im copyrighting my ai "art" so people cant steal it

smile

[subtle shoal]

they see something and immediately go "hol on lemme ask chatgpt"

[oak gazelle]

it has limited usecase at best but even then it needs supervising and guardrails

[subtle shoal]

Like I generally attempt to come to my own conclusions after let's say watching a film and If I really need to I go on reddit

[toxic relic]

i do agree that people got dumber and more dependent with the introduction of LLMs and generative word processors like gpt

[subtle shoal]

AI has so much ass kissing

[subtle shoal]

You can say the most basic thing and it's going to go "yes! You're right! This is the most important piece to the puzzle!"

[oak gazelle]

I grew up forming my own opinions and don't mind discussion but don't substitute an ai slop response in a conversation and expect me to keep my previous level of interest in it after you do so you know

[toxic relic]

chatgpt jork me and tell me im the smartest person alive

[oak gazelle]

it's a yes man for logic, and a tool for creating things for non creative people

[uncut epoch]

ngl you could literally say nothing but the word “the” and it will go “wow, that’s such a good idea! let’s map that out in chat here”

https://tenor.com/view/homework-spongebob-the-gif-3563191

[subtle shoal]

"map that out in the chat here" is so spiritually corporate

[toxic relic]

gpt tell me that my baldspot is attractive

and that everyone wants me

[subtle shoal]

Gorkgpt is this true

[toxic relic]

gork put spiffo in a bikini

[oak gazelle]

I may be a shut in NEET but I still create stuff now and then and I don't ever think of asking some site's ai to chime in on those projects

[toxic relic]

you're not an ai bro

[oak gazelle]

I'd use it in the context of relearning stuff but only on a local level

it has very limited use to me and the hugest problem it creates is energy wastage

[subtle shoal]

I think the whole AI enshittification is going to be like the windows phone or something in like 10 years

[toxic relic]

why are you using the internet when it could be used by your local data center

[subtle shoal]

your local data center needs water bro

don't drink it

[oak gazelle]

running my own instance in an offline system is one thing but day in day out everything going to like meta's ai data centers etc holy shit it's not worth it

[subtle shoal]

Remember about the poor gpt

[toxic relic]

you should stop breathing so that air can be used and circulated by the air cons in there too

[oak gazelle]

I'm still gobsmacked we're not seeing like Anonymous taking out data centers

certainly not condoning it but it's surprising

tight, just finished getting obs all configured for tomorrow's PZ stream

[toxic relic]

🙏 so true brother, the massive grants and pay cuts data centers are getting as well as the huge contracts to direct residential water to their infrastructure is needed so i can create an image of megatron tickling his balls with gpt

[subtle shoal]

Don't worry the corporate wars of 2030 will fix that

[oak gazelle]

I aim to get in shape and combat ready by then

[toxic relic]

i dont need to sleep either cause theyre soothing my brain with their illegal and unsafe decibel levels

[oak gazelle]

hopefully by then we'll have cybernetics for real

[onyx igloo]

This always reminds me the clock is ticking and everythings getting worse

[oak gazelle]

til then I have thousands of video games in my backlog

[toxic relic]

cant wait to be left redundant from my job along with millions if not billions of others so i can watch openai bulldoze my old house to make a new server warehouse 🙏

[toxic relic]

yessir

[subtle shoal]

literally archotech planets from rimworld

[onyx igloo]

at that point bring in an apc with some handcrafted armor on the side

[subtle shoal]

Just one big mega computer

[toxic relic]

the future is bright smile

[oak gazelle]

I really do hope they decide to remaster Fallout: New Vegas. there's been some buzz it might be in the works with the tv show apparently doing well

[oak gazelle]

I'm hearing easy to burn it down in one go

[toxic relic]

🤔 true

[oak gazelle]

browncoats forever

[subtle shoal]

Debating between cyberpunk or rimworld

[onyx igloo]

Boring Cyberpunk

We dont have any cool limb replacements

[toxic relic]

you can make your own

[subtle shoal]

We're getting there

[toxic relic]

like that one guy with the fully mechanical prosthetic on youtube

[onyx igloo]

Me?

[toxic relic]

yessir

[onyx igloo]

I didnt know my intelligence seemed high enough for that

[toxic relic]

you like cars right

[onyx igloo]

Yeah

[toxic relic]

you know how cars work? you can understand how theyre put together and taken apart?

[onyx igloo]

Yep

[toxic relic]

then you can work with mechanical projects

[onyx igloo]

I suppose so

[toxic relic]

i think you would be more than capable to make something like that yourself

[subtle shoal]

Got a new calc

[toxic relic]

calc is short for calculator chat, for anyone that just joined

[onyx igloo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1248722748096643095/1460389911818670193/attachment.gif?ex=696d5517&is=696c0397&hm=5ce389b6f2b7db37bfbfb2b926eb8b8211ff0a7b7fb4a6e0b79c20f5d717f0ba&

[toxic hawk]

I love when i'm barely scraping by.

[icy vigil]

i love when i'm barley

[oak gazelle]

I love barley

[karmic jetty]

barley is the porple dinosaur

[unreal rover]

Nusoi what are you doing here in da 'cord

oh nvm its an offsiter

[subtle shoal]

?

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fire-hairdryer-cat-fire-hairdryer-cat-fire-gif-3760299524600317666

[karmic jetty]

cgi

[keen sluice]

Hey, does anyone know when the official holiday period for Project Zomboid will end?

[karmic jetty]

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-caretaker-doctor-horse-doctor-horses-gif-16330414525219104805

[thin wedge]

nuhuh

real

https://tenor.com/view/blow-dryer-cat-cat-blow-dryer-flamethrower-cat-burning-cat-gif-16610322200713608314

[karmic jetty]

watchin soupman vs the elite bcs apparently i didnt watch it

[quasi slate]

This is the stuff found in vodka bottles

[strange wyvern]

Better than mozart

[oblique stream]

you mean like, joined the internet

the world

who doesnt know that already

[karmic jetty]

does he know

[haughty sand]

DUDE

I CANT POSSIBLEY KEEP PLUNGEING

[haughty sand]

DUDEEE

PLEASEE

[haughty sand]

OH CMON

/rankk

[haughty sand]

CURSE YOU

I HATE YOU

FUCKIN

COOLDOWN

[icy vigil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1386119240322515006.webp?size=16&animated=true

[toxic relic]

who is ludwig

why is he always on twitch

i think ive only seen the japan series and when he drank with cold ones but he looked like such a lightweight then.

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/bloodborne-ludwig-my-true-mentor-my-guiding-moonlight-moonlight-gif-20321022

That is ludwig

[karmic jetty]

@toxic relic u never told me this is absolute cinema

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/986948930740813864/1342104666917568564/attachment-2.gif

[twin bear]

🥀 that map is smth else

[toxic relic]

peak must be found, not given

the summit must be reached through struggle

[toxic relic]

👍 ok nerd

[karmic jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/writing-too-fire-fire-writing-writing-fire-friendcord-gif-7801118907023267493

[toxic relic]

im gonna go shit

[last spoke]

Spamming like that is how you get XP revoked

[rain mango]

i figured out how to scare the shit out of myself

[urban tinsel]

thanks for letting us know... I appreciate it

[haughty sand]

PLEASE DONT DO THAT

//RANK

NVM

[urban tinsel]

also... very much this

[karmic jetty]

the movie is so good..

i love soupman

[rain mango]

lights out, window curtains open, closet door and bedroom door creaked open, headphones on, cold room, uncanny content

and final ingredient

[karmic jetty]

also the animation is crazy

[rain mango]

think about spiders

[haughty sand]

i would cry in a corner if that happened

[last spoke]

Then don't spam

[urban tinsel]

then don't spam... system exists the way it does for a reason

[haughty sand]

im so close

DUDE

[wary dome]

YEAH

[haughty sand]

im so close

[wary dome]

BACK TO B42 CHAT

[haughty sand]

we must keep on converseing

[rain mango]

i hate spiders

i hate spiders i hate spiders i hate spiders

ugh now i feel icky

[urban tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-kills-snake-gif-7650478

[karmic jetty]

[last spoke]

Spiders are cool
There was one hanging out beside the bathroom door yesterday

[haughty sand]

damn it

[thin wedge]

this chat need a new shade of brown

[last spoke]

How was it?

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/poop-blast-poop-blast-incredibles-gif-27422322

[toxic relic]

morning shits are the best but night time shits are something else

[toxic relic]

ambitious

[haughty sand]

how do you shit in the morning if you havent eaten yet

[toxic relic]

night time work

i shit in the morning after gym

[thin wedge]

Too many night time protein bars

happens

[toxic relic]

my protein bar in your dad lmao gottem

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-hungry-vanilla-milkshake-bing-bong-bingus-bonty-bing-chilling-boy-molkshake-gif-13733857766665281423

[toxic relic]

bing bong

[thin wedge]

peak

@loud pumice favorite friendslop

[toxic relic]

bing bong from the peak game

[haughty sand]

how dose dude get that to work when nothing is the correct aspect ratio for me

[loud pumice]

what IS THAT GIF BILL

[thin wedge]

you

[toxic relic]

[thin wedge]

me when i get you

[loud pumice]

better to cum in the sink than sink in the cum, VISUALIZED

bro got the MPREG tag

[toxic relic]

old news

bill joe when are you getting the cuck tag

[karmic jetty]

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/drinkingfire-hose-drinking-faceblast-gif-14869685

[haughty sand]

dude

[loud pumice]

yeah, he fine

[haughty sand]

how do i change the aspect ratio of picture

s

[toxic relic]

turn your head

[karmic jetty]

true

[toxic relic]

uppy why your pz tag

[haughty sand]

man

[last spoke]

Put it in an image editing software and change the canvas size and uncheck maintain aspect ratio

[haughty sand]

i did it in ms paint but it lowk had a max of 500

im doing it in the photos app now

[thin wedge]

real

i need pee tag too

[toxic hawk]

i remember

"F**a"

[karmic jetty]

???

[toxic hawk]

HE knows.

[karmic jetty]

[toxic hawk]

also thats not the slur

[haughty sand]

dude

the app has the abillity to change aspect ratio to everything but 4:1

the closest i can get is 4:3

and i have no idea how this works

i shouldnt be this invested in a level up background image

but i am

[quiet jacinth]

hey guys im still quite new to PZ and just came across an animal stuck in the trailer, but the trailer is tipped over...any way I can save it? would like to do all i can without risking my life since it's my first encounter with one

[toxic hawk]

Hook the trailer to a car

[quiet jacinth]

would any car do?

[toxic hawk]

yes

[quiet jacinth]

gotcha thank you!

[haughty sand]

DUDE

NOTHING IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR THIS BACKGROUND SET IMAE

[karmic jetty]

weak

i just stretch bigpoo

shrimple as that

[haughty sand]

i just had to stretch>

?

fuck

[quiet jacinth]

seems i'm unable to hook the trailer to the back of my car

[toxic hawk]

press V

[karmic jetty]

i gotta lock in

[haughty sand]

YES

I DID IT

I UPLOADED A VIRTUAL IMAGE TO A VIRTUAL LEVEL UP BACKGROUND THAT I RARELY USE

IM USLESS

LETS GOO

/lvl

[haughty sand]

FUCk

[wary dome]

U DID I

[haughty sand]

ITS HORRIBLE

I HATE IT

[karmic jetty]

lame

[wary dome]

WHY IS THERE WALTER

[haughty sand]

THATS BAD

[loud pumice]

Zeee you're starting to slip up

[toxic relic]

stop shouting bro

[haughty sand]

WAIT

[toxic relic]

its just discord

[haughty sand]

DOSE THAT MEAN IM FINNALY FREE

[loud pumice]

I thought you was locked in

[haughty sand]

NO

[toxic relic]

slip onto dis dick lmao gottem

[karmic jetty]

im locked into my procrastination

[wary dome]

i gotta talk a little more

[loud pumice]

[karmic jetty]

its the procrastination devil

[haughty sand]

IM FREE

[loud pumice]

Dork

[wary dome]

POST A GIF

[toxic relic]

why cat

[haughty sand]

i wonder if this would work

[loud pumice]

[toxic relic]

why not dogs or lizards or grasshoppers

[loud pumice]

[haughty sand]

better

[haughty sand]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-gif-27249154

NO

NO

[wary dome]

huh

[loud pumice]

[haughty sand]

I THOUGHT IT WAS OVER

[toxic relic]

you need level 10

[haughty sand]

FUCK

[karmic jetty]

WEAK

[wary dome]

STILL NO GIF PERMS

[loud pumice]

DAMMMMMMM

[toxic relic]

to post embeds here

[haughty sand]

oH

[wary dome]

WHAT ABOUT PICTURES

[toxic relic]

no

[karmic jetty]

this is discordia

[haughty sand]

I CANT POST HERE

[loud pumice]

Go ahead, make my day

[haughty sand]

FUCK

[karmic jetty]

only the strong gets embed

[loud pumice]

Can't have shit in discordia

[haughty sand]

https://tenor.com/view/real-gif-26685269

[wary dome]

11 MORE

[toxic relic]

you need level 10 to post images and embeds in general brother

[haughty sand]

YOUR ALMOST OUT OF PLUNGER WAGE SLAVERY

[toxic relic]

fools errand

[wary dome]

I WANNA BE AN UPPER CLASS TOO

[haughty sand]

CMON

YOU CAN DO IT

[honest burrow]

[loud pumice]

Gotta grind that image perm, so you can post the obscene shit and get banned instantly. THAT IS WHAT WE STRIVE FOR!

AS DISCORDIANS!!

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/the-toilet-be-like-after-you-go-to-taco-bell-gif-17059807745726255430

[wary dome]

OK SO

WHAT DO I TALK ABOUT

UHM

[haughty sand]

BEING COOL

NO

NO

[karmic jetty]

why is my discover page always sumthin sussy

[wary dome]

OK MB

[loud pumice]

Sneak peak at Bill Joe's toilet

[thin wedge]

algo want you to goon

[wary dome]

COME ON

[toxic relic]

poop blast.gif

[wary dome]

RANK ME

GIVE ME MY SLEDGE

[karmic jetty]

wont work on me

[wary dome]

MAKE ME A BUILDER

[karmic jetty]

[wary dome]

IMAGE PERMS

[toxic relic]

gooning wastes your mind power, thats why you never goon. youll be all powerful

[wary dome]

GIF PERMS ON B42 CHAT

[karmic jetty]

bcs im not into pyrocynical inflation

[loud pumice]

We gotta find zee's gooncave Bill

[haughty sand]

CLIMB THE RANK PYRAMID BROTHER

[wary dome]

SERIOUSLY JUST GIVE ME IT

ATP

[haughty sand]

JUST KEEP TALKIN

[wary dome]

I HAVE TO EXPERIENCE WHAT ITS LIKE

OK

SO

SO UH

CAN I JUST STUDDER AND ITLL GET ME XP

[thin wedge]

[haughty sand]

THIS IS HOW YOU GOT IMAGE PERKS

[wary dome]

COME ON

GIVE ME IT

[haughty sand]

NEW METHOD?

[wary dome]

IM SO CLOSE

😭

[karmic jetty]

zzzzz

[haughty sand]

TRACKING SUCKS AS A SKILL

[wary dome]

PLEASE SPEED I NEED THIS

[toxic relic]

go touch grass

[karmic jetty]

this is lame

[wary dome]

only if i get sledge

[subtle shoal]

god save me from these plungies and sledges

[toxic relic]

fr

[wary dome]

ok ill next at b42

text

[toxic relic]

nah tbh i dont care about the rank thats the problem

its discord bro

[thin wedge]

discordia

[subtle shoal]

if you need image perms to be funny somethings wrong

[toxic relic]

go appreciate the sunrise

[haughty sand]

master instigator

[haughty sand]

your here with us

[toxic relic]

instigator? i hardly knower

yeah

[karmic jetty]

what do i gotta do to get clout on the interweb

[strange wyvern]

BREH WHO IS CHANGING THIS CHANNELS NAME EVERYDAY

[toxic relic]

im here but i dont need to be

[thin wedge]

we keep voting on the names

[thin wedge]

it need to stop

[toxic relic]

yet you grovel for worthless things

[wary dome]

DUH

[haughty sand]

dosnt that make you a hypocrite

[subtle shoal]

i need internet points

[thin wedge]

after we get gonreal chat

[toxic relic]

no lmao

[haughty sand]

yes it dose

[toxic relic]

im not grinding for anything

[haughty sand]

your telling people to go touch grass but your here with us

[subtle shoal]

dose? dose of what

[haughty sand]

fricken nerd

[toxic relic]

dude, im telling you to touch grass cause you're grovelling for embed perms

which means nothing

[wary dome]

what i'm not this far back

[karmic jetty]

wiwiwi

[wary dome]

hey

[toxic relic]

dose of deez nuts

[wary dome]

WAIT IM A SLEDGE

[toxic relic]

lmao gottem

[haughty sand]

nerd

[subtle shoal]

frogski please null this guy's xp

[thin wedge]

rip he has embeds lmao

[karmic jetty]

would be the funniest sht

[haughty sand]

burn

[thin wedge]

how long before the ban

[wary dome]

ok i finally have sledge

[toxic relic]

soon

[subtle shoal]

2 days

[karmic jetty]

how much we bettin

[toxic relic]

[karmic jetty]

[toxic relic]

i bet 20k clams

[subtle shoal]

10 steam giftcards

[karmic jetty]

what are the odds

jarvis

[thin wedge]

i say 1 day

[subtle shoal]

jarvis calculate how much this guy will live

[toxic relic]

jarvis, jork me while telling me ill win this bet and how handsome i am

[haughty sand]

image perms

life good

[subtle shoal]

jarvis, jork it a lil

[toxic relic]

jarvis cup the balls

[subtle shoal]

jarvis tell gorkgpt to generate me a shitpost

[karmic jetty]

when jarvis touch yo dingaling

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/sora-ai-ai-dog-sora-ai-dog-dog-ai-ai-gif-1966252135688010824

[karmic jetty]

[haughty sand]

wait can you keep on argueing with me again i have a good counter point against you i just thought of just now

[toxic relic]

jarvis, summarise my dad's obituary while playing gangnam style

[strange wyvern]

oh god

[subtle shoal]

insert at the end of the day its just discord sticker

[thin wedge]

jarvis jork it a lil indeed

[haughty sand]

but you have nitro

if its just discord

why do you have a subscription for it

ha

[toxic relic]

my nitro is paid for me

[haughty sand]

gotteem

[toxic relic]

cause my work uses it

[thin wedge]

bro do got the sugar daddies

[toxic relic]

frfr

my sugar daddy is the nz government

[karmic jetty]

where can i get one

[thin wedge]

damn he rlly spamming emotes in the work cord

[karmic jetty]

fed

fed

[subtle shoal]

government subsidized nitro is craaaazy

[thin wedge]

imagine 💀 reacting the bosses ping

[toxic relic]

dude ahahaha my boss has furry emotes

[haughty sand]

HES A FED

[toxic relic]

they subsidise my boss' affairs

[subtle shoal]

im pretty sure new zealand is not a federation so the term fed doesnt apply

[toxic relic]

im a man of the people

[haughty sand]

fair

[toxic relic]

my government work is in academics

[last spoke]

Our gov't just uses Teams

[toxic relic]

crazy

[haughty sand]

hes a uni then

new zealond is a unitary state

[toxic relic]

im a nerd

[toxic relic]

we stopped using that for "security reasons" which is ironic

we tried zoom but it never worked

[haughty sand]

how dose it feel being inferior to britans prison colony

[thin wedge]

Lmao true

[haughty sand]

thats sad

[thin wedge]

teams do be aids

[toxic relic]

im not a citizen so it feels good ig

[subtle shoal]

id rather use discord than teams

[karmic jetty]

heh urinary state

[last spoke]

Yeah, Windows as a whole is a security vulnerability but now they wanna implement AI indexing into our databases

like no fuck off why

[toxic relic]

real

[thin wedge]

peerol

[last spoke]

Failure to embed

[thin wedge]

virus

[toxic relic]

we had a "proposition" on ai integration but i think its been pushed after a lot of backlash

[last spoke]

Do it again that was funny

[subtle shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/steamhappy-ai-squish-steam-gif-6285190151583495766

[oblique stream]

id rather use neither

[haughty sand]

what latin country are you from

[thin wedge]

your balls will love this

[oblique stream]

and send my friend's a pigeon mail

[subtle shoal]

magyarland

wait no

[haughty sand]

i neeed to know so i can also say urinary state to you

now

[subtle shoal]

bulgarland

[haughty sand]

personally

[last spoke]

Yeah, unfortunately they made sure to only ask people that fall for buzzwords and don't understand these things over here

[subtle shoal]

the proud latam country of bulgaria

[oblique stream]

burglarly

[haughty sand]

im from greater petoria

[toxic relic]

bulgaria is the best brazilian province

[thin wedge]

damn a bulgarian

[haughty sand]

ragebait

[subtle shoal]

been a while since there was a new lithuanian in here

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/bulgaria-bulgarian-audeius-chad-gif-25656219

[oblique stream]

Moscow is the best us city

[toxic relic]

yeah lietuva where you at bro

albania is the best greek island

[oblique stream]

Georgia is the best US state

[haughty sand]

surrendered to germany in ww2 before they were even invaded btw

vs

[toxic relic]

yeah we're simps and cucks

[haughty sand]

yugoslavian giga chads

[toxic relic]

bro said yugoslavia

[haughty sand]

yes

[toxic relic]

what american slavweebo is this

[haughty sand]

i litterly just know history

[toxic relic]

erhm yeah i play hoi4 and tarkov i know the balkans

[haughty sand]

i dont even own tarkov

why are you so mad i mentioned a balkan country twice

[thin wedge]

real

[subtle shoal]

"dude yugoslavia was great ongong frfr"

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/hoi4-micromanage-gif-20717885

[haughty sand]

i suck at hoi 4

i only know war

thats it

but i still own it

[toxic relic]

*hits vape, dude...like i totally wouldve been a god during the kosovo wars, you know - 👶

[haughty sand]

im so bad at hoi 4 i failed to invade uruguay as brazil

[subtle shoal]

i searched up bird's nest haircut and that was like the first semi normal pic I got

[haughty sand]

i lowk rock a buzz cut 24/7

only haircut that looks good on me

[subtle shoal]

i got a buzz like a couple months back

ill grow my hair out again

[haughty sand]

buzz cuts lowk look nice grown out

mine is kinda grown out rn

[subtle shoal]

it felt great for a while but I did look like a shaven ballsack

[haughty sand]

deadass

[toxic relic]

embrace it