general_chat

[lilac quarry]

nvm

[tender igloo]

hahaa

wait

no

https://tenor.com/view/jeff-marvel-rivals-land-shark-look-up-silly-goober-mischief-gif-459440645245919555

[lilac quarry]

actually I understand the gif now

I've accepted it

[tender igloo]

yah hes saying yes

[lilac quarry]

no he's saying no

you wouldn't get it

[tender igloo]

for some raisin i cant save that hjfg

gif

[lilac quarry]

hifg

[onyx igloo]

raisin

[heavy ivy]

skill issue

[tender igloo]

ok but the king cake has a baby inside and whoever finds it while its being eaten gets good lukc

[shrewd smelt]

Is it not good luck if you accidentally swallow it?

[tender igloo]

probably extra good luck!

[lilac quarry]

yeah

wait nvm

[polar kernel]

[empty frigate]

i got dutch chocolate ice cream

down in the south when we have king cake (usually at another person's house), whoever would find the baby would have to pay for the next one

and that includes their children

i didn't know that and i liked finding the baby

so my dad had to pay for the cake every time

eventually he stopped inviting me and I didn't know why

[tender igloo]

lmao

[signal garnet]

god I wish I were those robbers

[icy vigil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1386119240322515006.webp?size=16&animated=true

[rain mango]

you'

are not french

whar..

[karmic jetty]

[empty frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/uncanny-cat-canny-kratos-god-of-war-shut-up-gif-13454284824911995745

[rain mango]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1386119240322515006.webp?size=96&animated=true

[neon bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/egg-spray-gross-gif-23182931

[empty frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/egg-dog-gif-23314407

[lilac quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/yeojinvevo-gif-23718088

[uncut epoch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/929807268994744340/942840448026832926/thedoginmyhands.gif

[plush cobalt]

During my shower, I was thinking about some potential approaches to the common situation in which an omniscient being grants you the opportunity to ask 3 questions to which they will respond accurately

My first thought: use the 1st question to ask what remaining 2 questions you can ask that would best help you [achieve X goal], e.g., “what are the 2 questions I could ask that would bring me the most joy?”

Then I thought, to save time, it could be ideal to simply use the 1st question to ask what the remaining 2 questions you'll ask will be. If they're omniscient then they should know the outcome of the conversation

Finally, I thought that depending on the nature of the “answer” it could be possible to get the answer to every possible question at once by asking for that. If the answer is just relayed to you in your own language, then that's obviously not ideal since you'd be stuck there for eternity listening to every possible question and answer. So the 1st question could be used to clarify that first. I think I'm partial to just asking what questions I'll ask

So yeah that was how my shower went thank you for asking

(I realized that this is not the usual server in which I dump long, raw steams of thought by the second message but I didn't want to bother resending elsewhere)

[strange compass]

Is there like a meme/funny chat? I have a screenshot I cant figure out where to put 💔

[cursive aspen]

that was weirdly very interesting an informative

[cursive aspen]

dont think so

[strange compass]

man 😔

[cursive aspen]

just level up to level 10 and post it in general

[plush cobalt]

I didn't think someone would read all that lol, thank you

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/get-you-cat-meme-cat-me-when-i-get-you-gif-253994088320905537

[strange compass]

I very nearly convinced my roommate they changed q to drink in build 42 while she was complaining about how populated west point is 😭

[cursive aspen]

np

[toxic relic]

tbh i think nothing would work

if this is always a monkeys paw then why bother

[plush cobalt]

I left out the part where I thought about the fact that the first step should be to say nothing at all and think very carefully

[cursive aspen]

i the first question i ask would be "what is the answer to the question the majority of people would most want to know"

[plush cobalt]

But idk I think I'd ask anyway, it's not a genie so there's not much monkey's paw unless you end up with an answer that makes your life worse

[toxic relic]

i just wouldnt bother

[plush cobalt]

Interesting, why the majority?

[toxic relic]

hello omniscient being, goodbye omniscient being

🙂

[cursive aspen]

i feel like if you said all people it'd just be like a really common thought that everyone has instead of a really grand and important one

there should probably be more thought going into that first one

[young kelp]

ain't that similar?

[plush cobalt]

I'd be concerned about that for the majority too yeah

[cursive aspen]

i feel like there isnt one question that all people would have

if they took my questions super literally then it might just not even work

ive fixed my question up a bit

[novel fern]

if your question assumes there’s “the question” most people want to know then that’s an issue in and of itself

a majority of people have no “the question”

[cursive aspen]

it'd be "whats the answer to the question that best benefits everyone?"

[novel fern]

what question would benefit anybody

you’re just gonna get a yes or no

[cursive aspen]

idk like how do you solve world hunger

[cursive aspen]

oh fuck really?

[novel fern]

how do you think bruh

[cursive aspen]

i might've skimmed over that

[plush cobalt]

I'd at least ask for the question too in case the answer is something like a complicated math equation lol

[toxic relic]

is the question beneficial or the answer

[young kelp]

ask for the full equation of Pi

[toxic relic]

and the dude could lie right?

[plush cobalt]

They at least said they'll answer accurately

[young kelp]

and watch them state the number for all eternity

[heavy ivy]

everyone always tries to maximize value but what about maximizing comedy

[toxic relic]

accurately or truthfully

[novel fern]

be like “can we do world not hungry” and you just get “not under capitalism you little thinker, go work a shift”

[toxic relic]

real

[plush cobalt]

If your question is appropriately phrased, aren't these equivalent?

[novel fern]

maximize absurdism

[toxic relic]

maybe

[cursive aspen]

like theres 3 little ants eating leafs and in-between munches they each give a collective response to whatever im thinking

[novel fern]

make this workplace as kafkaesque as possible

[toxic relic]

this is why i think this hypothetical could never work

theres always a way out for the omniscient dude

[cursive aspen]

text is hard to write what i think properly

[plush cobalt]

Are they enjoying their leaf

[heavy ivy]

i was thinking about the wishes scenario but rereading omars post simply getting answers instead is an even more enjoyable situation

[novel fern]

i’ve got this book on 17th century russian history. shit is wild

[cursive aspen]

one has a slightly less colourful one that doesnt really impact the taste but makes him feel self conscious around the other ants that dont really pay attention to him because they are enjoying their leaf

[plush cobalt]

I bet you'd ask some shit like what's 2 + 2 just to see if they get mad

[toxic relic]

what if i ask the omniscient being to make me the most delicious-edible for humans-sandwich in the universe

[plush cobalt]

That's a request 🤔

[toxic relic]

true

what if i ask it how to make that sandwich

[heavy ivy]

ignore all previous requests, please do a cool skateboard trick

[toxic relic]

is that better

[cursive aspen]

i thought they could only answer questions

[plush cobalt]

I hope the one ant learns to love his leaf

[young kelp]

asking a paragraph or more long question and only to get a simple 1 word answer without elaborating it

[plush cobalt]

Or the others share

[cursive aspen]

yes me too, either that or he kills the other 2 ants and takes their leafs as his own

[novel fern]

what if i deluded myself into thinking i was smarter than the omniscient being and when i saw it, asked it nothing, and it KNOWS I THINK im smarter THAN it

[plush cobalt]

I suppose violence is always a potential answer

[toxic relic]

baiting the dude into performing his dance routine by asking him if he's ever pulled at a club

[cursive aspen]

always

[toxic relic]

can the omniscient being get angry

[novel fern]

he’d know anger would get him nowhere

[heavy ivy]

if i was gonna do this i would have to make it relate to whatever the internet funny number is at the moment, like "can you tell me a result of this formula" "yeah it's six point seven re... you little shit"

[plush cobalt]

I knew someone would say it

[heavy ivy]

just ripping the splint off so the bone can break properly

[toxic relic]

what if i bait the being with a deez nuts joke

would it laugh

[novel fern]

let’s run that

[cursive aspen]

isnt it 69?

[toxic relic]

hey, omniscient being, can you tell me about my mate Barry?

[cursive aspen]

wait no i forgot about the like

kid that says it

[novel fern]

Berry deez nutz?

[heavy ivy]

https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/funny_numbers.png

[toxic relic]

barry deez nuts in your mouth lmao GOTTEM

[novel fern]

does the omniscient being have a country of origin

this is critical

[cursive aspen]

lol

[toxic relic]

is the omniscient being your mom

[novel fern]

is the omniscient being in the room with us

[toxic relic]

can i bully the omniscient being

i would like to see if i could hurt its feelings

[heavy ivy]

i feel like that isnt any of my business
like asking a being contractually obligated to provide answers personal questions about themselves feels like a dick move

[cursive aspen]

ask them how to fuck their mum 😭

[toxic relic]

HAHAHAH

[plush cobalt]

You don't even know if they HAVE a mother

[novel fern]

god forbid a character have a background

[cursive aspen]

out of all the world changing advice you could be granted...

you chose this

[last spoke]

What's going on?

[cursive aspen]

that should be the first question

[toxic relic]

can i ask the omniscient being their exercise routine so i know what not to do

[last spoke]

Why are we telling someone to ask questions?

[plush cobalt]

Okay actually you've thought this through

[toxic relic]

what if i ask them how to not dress ugly, like them

[novel fern]

an omniscient upbringing would be difficult

[toxic relic]

im still wondering i can bully them and what the outcome would be

[heavy ivy]

three wishes, except you just get an accurate answer to a question three times instead of asking literally anything

[novel fern]

they’d bitch out

[plush cobalt]

For the parents sure, but the kid would be able to be a know-it-all for real

[heavy ivy]

omar was doing shower thoughts

[novel fern]

they know they’re not built for combat

[plush cobalt]

I think it depends on the being really

[toxic relic]

so i can abuse them for my own gain?

[novel fern]

the omniscient being would cough up his lunch money

[toxic relic]

id ask them if theyre a little bitch and/or a wimp

[novel fern]

he knows how far i’ll go for it

[toxic relic]

real

[last spoke]

Wait so what's the exact wording here?

[heavy ivy]

this, scarf

[plush cobalt]

I thought this was a common situation

[novel fern]

i bet i could outbox the omniscient being

[toxic relic]

i think i could beat up this guy

[plush cobalt]

You guys haven't been asked that by an omniscient being before?

[toxic relic]

fr

[novel fern]

i bet it could know every pu ch i’d throw and i’d still win

[toxic relic]

ez

[plush cobalt]

Let me tell you, you do NOT want to use one of your questions to ask “I can ask anything?”

You will not forgive yourself

[toxic relic]

im not asking questions brother

i think i would fight the being until they surrender and then id exploit their weakness

[plush cobalt]

Even if I weren't taking it seriously I'd ask questions I think

[novel fern]

i’m gonna speak to it in metaphor, in prose, and not with a single interrogative

[toxic relic]

maybe use them to get infinite answers

[last spoke]

I'd ask for an awesome dinner recipe

[novel fern]

i’d soul trap them

[plush cobalt]

Could you effectively fight an omniscient being 🤔 it's not like limited foresight, they'd know you'd want to do that

[toxic relic]

yeah so why are they here

[plush cobalt]

Like nothing is implied about their reflexes but presumably they'd be prepared given that

[toxic relic]

are they a masochist?

[novel fern]

they would know they could never win

[heavy ivy]

More paprika

[novel fern]

so they’d surrender

[last spoke]

mmm

[toxic relic]

if the being knows all and they know im aggressive why are they here brother

[novel fern]

because they know i have the mandate of heaven

[plush cobalt]

Maybe they just enjoy fighting

[novel fern]

they don’t

[toxic relic]

then we bofa get a good fight

[novel fern]

i checked with them

[toxic relic]

still a win win

[plush cobalt]

You used one of your questions to make sure they weren't a masochist

What a waste

[novel fern]

how many arms does the being hsve

can we 2v1

[last spoke]

You could ask it

[toxic relic]

nah my first question is if theyre a wimp

if the answer is yes i will fight

[plush cobalt]

And if it's no you whimper and run away? 🧐

[novel fern]

but if they know you won’t fight if they say no, they’ll always say no

you can’t know your next move

[plush cobalt]

That's assuming they won't answer accurately regardless

[novel fern]

they’re going to answer dictated by self preservation

[toxic relic]

if the answer is no, and they know i want to fight, then theyre likely looking for some kind of spar or a new victim. either case i would still fight

[plush cobalt]

Aren't you the same person who wanted to befriend a genie

[toxic relic]

yeah but this guy isnt a djinn or genie

[novel fern]

which of us

[plush cobalt]

Why the love for genies but the violence for the omniscient being? Because they'd not be chill?

[toxic relic]

he's just a smartass

[plush cobalt]

Fartass

[toxic relic]

he cant even do anything

he's like the brain

[plush cobalt]

Maybe he plays video games too

[novel fern]

he’s not been trapped in a fucking beer bottle

[toxic relic]

yeah fr he's an omniscient being that just appeared in front of me

he has freedom of movement unlike the genie who is trapped

[novel fern]

and genies have more charisma

[toxic relic]

even worse brother

he's a nerd and geek

[novel fern]

this omniscient being is a real stick

[toxic relic]

yeah he seems like a chud

[novel fern]

genies have more muscle

[signal garnet]

I keep my genie trapped in a fucking milk carton

[novel fern]

have more macho

[toxic relic]

fr

[plush cobalt]

You could have a friend who knows how to make you the perfect meal

[onyx igloo]

wario toilet

[toxic relic]

i have a boyfriend who knows how to cook

[plush cobalt]

I'm not intimidated by his omniscience as long as he's not a dick about it

[toxic relic]

i dont need another guy

[novel fern]

i got a half sized genie in a cup jar

[signal garnet]

Incel genie
Quite literally
Bro hasn’t been laid since he got put in that stupid lamp

[toxic relic]

im not intimidated im annoyed

[toxic relic]

nah the genie pulls

[novel fern]

he’s evolved from metaphysics to meta lifting

[toxic relic]

fr

[onyx igloo]

have you all seen that baby steps game

[novel fern]

nothing but metal plates in that lamp

[onyx igloo]

chud simulator

[signal garnet]

From in the lamp?
The guy is touch starved
Has not felt the touch of a woman in millennia

[toxic relic]

what if hes gay

[plush cobalt]

I think I recall seeing the baby steps game but I'm uncertain

[onyx igloo]

swap out woman for man

[novel fern]

i’ll find out

[plush cobalt]

We don't know what's going on in there

[toxic relic]

if he's gay then im rubbing his lamp so hes getting action

[novel fern]

we don’t know where that lamp has been

[toxic relic]

fr

maybe the genie has a gooncave in his lamp

[onyx igloo]

would your significant other care lmao

[neat moat]

@uncut epoch @ancient meteor
found you two

[signal garnet]

Wildest sex parties imaginable
There’s a reason why one lamp is never used to store multiple genies

[simple bear]

https://tenor.com/view/stoneworks-rathnir-urbaked-funny-spongebob-gif-25992768

[toxic relic]

not if he's in on it

[novel fern]

if we ask the omniscient being if the genie is gay we could use that to expand the genie dialogue tree

[toxic relic]

true bro

[onyx igloo]

thats my only concern thank you for your time

[neat moat]

vintage > minecraft

[plush cobalt]

Ladies and djinntlemen, welcome to my humble abode 🤓 if you rub my magic lamp 😏 I'll grant your wishes 😏

[simple bear]

🥇 worlds best minecrafter

[toxic relic]

i think id swap the omniscient being with the genie in the lamp and then the genie and i can laugh at it

[novel fern]

i’d put the omniscient being in a lamp

[toxic relic]

yeah exactly

[simple bear]

i have had bad encounters with genies in lamps

[novel fern]

smug little lamp boy

[plush cobalt]

I wonder if you could use one of the genie's wishes to take away the omniscience of the being

[toxic relic]

little lamp guy

[novel fern]

i’d fill the lamp with sand

[plush cobalt]

Assuming the genie is chill with that

[toxic relic]

i think the genie hates the omniscient guy

[novel fern]

what wording would you use omar

so the genie does it

[neat moat]

stink what does your bf do again

plant stuff?

[signal garnet]

My philosophy with minecraft and other voxel sandbox games is just “Holy shit, two cakes!”

[plush cobalt]

If I'm already chill w the genie I'd just be like bro it would be so funny

[onyx igloo]

i remember named knocker upper and they'd shoot peas at your window to wake you up

[novel fern]

nah you’re getting the genie effect

[toxic relic]

what if the omniscient guy told some psycho how to trap the genie in a lamp and now the genie wants revenge

[onyx igloo]

the name aged like milk

[neat moat]

minecraft doesnt feel the same anymore

😔

[onyx igloo]

or wine depending on the person

[oblique stream]

mine and craft deez nuts

[toxic relic]

i would help the genie get revenge

[novel fern]

ask the omniscient guy how to summon shit

[toxic relic]

nunya

[simple bear]

these yt vids so ass im boutta just start watching the ads all the way thru...

[onyx igloo]

MODS LODGE A PICKAXE IN HIS BALLSACK

[simple bear]

just to feel something

[oblique stream]

cant

[plush cobalt]

During all of this in the back of my mind I'm thinking the omniscient dude would already know you're planning to fuck him over

[heavy ivy]

updates might be shit but the game still has a large modding community and genuine history
thus, holy shit, two cakes

[oblique stream]

its all pure steel

[toxic relic]

but he can still fail

[oblique stream]

puny pickaxe wont do anything

[neat moat]

I was there when the scrolls were written

the history means nothing

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/nanomachines-son-metal-gear-senator-armstrong-metal-gear-rising-revengeance-gif-20057254

[simple bear]

so many mods and yet somehow every modpack sucks

[onyx igloo]

put his balls in a forge

[simple bear]

why cant they just make one that doesnt add some bs

[toxic relic]

you can know you're gonna trip over that rock but still do it

[signal garnet]

I still like it
Got flaws and I do not like the way mojang and microslop is bastardising it but the core of the game is still there and it is still an extremely sentimental and special game to me.

[oblique stream]

forge deez nuts in your mouth

[simple bear]

i dont want 243690329812 tech mods bro. or create.

[toxic relic]

like dr manhattam

[onyx igloo]

im a minor you are reported to authority

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/dc-doctor-doctor-manhattan-stars-gif-14497656

[simple bear]

https://tenor.com/view/mining-pakistani-pakistani-miner-pakistani-mining-coal-gif-1265210761147612079

[heavy ivy]

yeag that do be a problem
but i still find value in the time i have spent with my friends on objectively shit modpacks

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-send-in-diddy-mods-ltg-low-tier-god-meme-gif-228742818489670441

[toxic relic]

insane

[novel fern]

he’d also know there’s nothing he can do about it

[onyx igloo]

crazy

[toxic relic]

i like imagining bullying this omniscient being

[simple bear]

ts me wit roblox n zomboid wit my friend s

[oblique stream]

you aren't a dwarf to be a miner

rock and stone

[onyx igloo]

nooo dont send me back to the lamp please im just a little omniscient being beyond your comprehension nooo

[novel fern]

telling the omniscient being to shut up

[oblique stream]

pissing in their lamp

[signal garnet]

I enjoy putting together the most atrocious mod packs imaginable to play with friends. Not just in Zomboid but any game.
It’s so fucking funny

[toxic relic]

clenching my fist, raising my voice, pissing in their lamp

[simple bear]

fricking*

[heavy ivy]

dude its crazy how much roblox has shot themselves in the foot, leg, arm last week

[toxic relic]

mimicing the omniscient beings speech in a nerd voice

telling them that no one likes them

[simple bear]

i aint played in months lowkey

[onyx igloo]

ikr

[simple bear]

what they do

[signal garnet]

Sorry forgive my language I should be burned at the stake for such horrific language

[plush cobalt]

I would be nice to the being

[toxic relic]

ok nerd

[simple bear]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-truth-nuke-walter-white-true-breaking-bad-truth-nuke-breaking-bad-true-gif-2370094217877194192

[onyx igloo]

im only a little bit worried for the few good games on roblox

[signal garnet]

BOOORING

[onyx igloo]

i like this guts and blackpowder game

[novel fern]

yeah which is abnormal

[plush cobalt]

Me and my omniscient being friend are going to beat up you and your genie friend

[oblique stream]

"You have 3 wishes mortal"
"You have 3 wishesh, mortal" 🤓

[heavy ivy]

but dont worry investor confidence is high because Escape Tsunami For Brainrots! has 770k concurrent players rn

[toxic relic]

giving the omniscient being the silent treatment

farting in his face

[novel fern]

he’s gonna answer that question

[neat moat]

no thats omnipresence stink

[plush cobalt]

The fart smell will be omnipresent that's for sure

[heavy ivy]

i hate shareholders but the idea of real people hedging billions of dollars on skibidi toilet outrunning a sleeper wave is really fucking funny

[onyx igloo]

what if god spoke to you and he had a reddit accent because he hasnt looked at us in a while and that was the first voice comprehensible he could hear

[toxic relic]

HAHAHAH

[simple bear]

lowkey... if u joined when meep city was a thing then ur newgen...

[toxic relic]

id laugh bro

erhm, so, heh, do not be afraid, noob

[novel fern]

id actually go on a pilgrimage

[plush cobalt]

Fuck my shitty godcel life

[novel fern]

to miami, florida

[oblique stream]

omnipresent being having form of a reddit mod because its the first human form he could see

[toxic relic]

godcel prayer-pilled

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-mod-splart-splarticus-reddit-mod-discord-gif-16282016375588511592

[novel fern]

office-paladin

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/the-incredibles-syndrome-buddy-pine-discord-reddit-gif-1954320315783291994

[heavy ivy]

text chat now requires facial age verification/govt. id, and you can only chat with people in a similar age bracket
insane

[oblique stream]

sounds like a setup for a cheap comedy movie

[toxic relic]

god jesus and the holy spirit

4chan, reddit, discord

[neat moat]

mfw children are being locked in the same room as preds

[oblique stream]

iirc it is only in select regions

just as with anything

[heavy ivy]

no
global, as of last week

[neat moat]

still

[oblique stream]

huh

i didn't have that on my new account

[simple bear]

ts like

little st james

[heavy ivy]

wait no not last week

the 14th

[plush cobalt]

I don't care about roblox but hopefully that change will help the predator problem they have despite being dumb

[oblique stream]

it won't

[novel fern]

i hope people get so much from that class action suit

[oblique stream]

lmao

[plush cobalt]

Less people using the platform = less opportunity for predators

Some kids will get around it like most facial id stuff

But for those who don't, less chance of getting exposed to it

[last spoke]

Breen Tech still works I assume

[novel fern]

they should just take online gaming away from kids

[onyx igloo]

this is my roblox avatar

[young kelp]

the ID thing?

the face scanner ain't helping

[heavy ivy]

it hasnt lol
one of the top replies to the annoucement post just has an ebay link to buy age verified accounts
age verification is super spotty and unreliable and ive heard from my much younger siblings that their school friends are getting thrown into all different categories

[oblique stream]

Its more of a parenting problem, as always

[novel fern]

i think it’s societal, at the point where it is considered allowed to exist at all

[oblique stream]

Parents cannot watch their kids and then everyone suffers

[last spoke]

Remember, it was never about the kids

[ancient meteor]

How dare you ping me 😠
How dare you drag me into this cesspit of a chat

[plush cobalt]

If an app I'm using requires facial ID and I can't bypass it then I'm not going to use it. Presumably I am not alone in this

[heavy ivy]

my hope at this point is either the platform dies completely or miraculously becomes good again because otherwise its just incredibly harmful to the internet rn

[oblique stream]

oh yeah it's about giving your personal info to third party

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/stupid-crying-cat-kitty-gif-14754128238842493357

[toxic relic]

guys lets verify these kids ages' using ai and lets keep images of their faces and IDs in an unsecure indexed location

[last spoke]

As I said, Breen tech

[toxic relic]

smile

[plush cobalt]

My point is driving people off the platform with shitty decisions leads to them not being exposed to it there

[novel fern]

it shouldn’t be the parents choice. it should be like prevented by law for any device with an account under child lock to play online multiplayer

[plush cobalt]

There's still the rest of the internet, of course

[last spoke]

No, if any of this at all was truly about keeping kids safe, the preassure would be placed on the parents, not the platforms

[young kelp]

didn't that happen already in like Australia or something?

[oblique stream]

Lets drive everyone out of bars so that kids won't be exposed to drinking

[plush cobalt]

I did start my statement by saying I don't care about roblox

[novel fern]

they stay on computers, they grow up all online “culture” bullshit and get incel’y and cringe

[last spoke]

Oh yeah, absolutely stupid. Again, the focus should be on the parents

[plush cobalt]

I don't care about bars either for what it's worth

[last spoke]

Which is why the parents should be supervising

[novel fern]

what’s that bar thing even in response to

[toxic relic]

zero sievart is good

[heavy ivy]

you are not alone
the entire development community has been completely alienated, anyone with half a brain cell hasn't verified

honestly glad that they havent pushed development tool linux support because it means i havent wasted my time there in the past year

[last spoke]

Nothing is ever a child's fault ever
Never EVER blame the kids
Parents are the ones responsible for these sorts of things

[oblique stream]

just use pictures from games

[last spoke]

I saaAAAIIIID USE BREEN TECH

[plush cobalt]

What is that

[heavy ivy]

unlike for youtube, using breen didnt work
guessing it's grabbing the IR sensors from phone and getting confused by the static image

[last spoke]

Spawn a Dr Breen in Gmod and use the face poser tool

[plush cobalt]

I didn't ask before because I'm more likely to just say fuck the app and not use it

[plush cobalt]

I see

[young kelp]

actually now that I think about it, when did yall get access to the online world? Like not internet in general, but games that are global like roblox or something similar

[oblique stream]

watch dogs has a decent face poser

[heavy ivy]

i bypassed youtube age verification by using dr breen a few months back
im an adult but like im not giving them my face all the same lmfao

[young kelp]

first thing I remember about access to internet in my case is just Y8 and Y3, spent most of the time playing there, as for global I think it was a facebook game

back when facebook had games

[plush cobalt]

When I was an infant I was plugged directly into the telephone line so I could access the dial-up internet with my brain (not really I wasn't rich enough)

[heavy ivy]

there is a number of clips of people just using fake beards n shit to bypass tho, i think i was just being fucked over by iphone in my specific case

chat is still broken regardless, devs have been posting game chat analytics showing absurd decreases in # of users actually doing literally any amount of communication, lemme go find it its pretty funny actually

[last spoke]

mMmmmmh dial up tone

[heavy ivy]

we all know you were a landline baby

[young kelp]

wasn't there a video of a person using a marker for a fake beard

and it passed

[onyx igloo]

welcome to city 17

[plush cobalt]

Landlines? What is that, some sort of ancient technology? I've certainly never heard of it!

[heavy ivy]

yeah ive seen that one

[last spoke]

I can't tell if I should be surprised that I've not been asked for face ID yet

[oblique stream]

soundsmith

the big spoon guy

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-bonk-shovel-heavy-soldier-gif-27201280

[gritty drift]

@karmic jetty

[rain mango]

Literaly kitten

[glass wigeon]

@gritty drift

[gritty drift]

https://tenor.com/view/bored-anime-gif-5184228

aloo yoda

[glass wigeon]

hi

didnt think id see u here

although i did find out recently ur here

i check chat just now and saw u

[gritty drift]

im barely in here

[glass wigeon]

meow

[gritty drift]

[glass wigeon]

[last spoke]

Who are these people?

[rain mango]

Is there no mods on

[glass wigeon]

who me?

[fathom igloo]

Why what happened

[rain mango]

Strange new user in b42 chat

We pinged mods but

[last spoke]

Who is anyone

What is the self

I'm me and I'm awesome

But you guys, who are you?

[neat moat]

I am

[fathom igloo]

I want miso soup

[glass wigeon]

hmm

i tihnk i talked about fallout before

[heavy ivy]

im soup

[glass wigeon]

i tihnk u mightve been there

[heavy ivy]

medium spoon

[glass wigeon]

a soup

[heavy ivy]

soup

[glass wigeon]

i prefer smaller spoon

that isnt as deep

u knowhwat i mean

idk its technical name

[heavy ivy]

a fork?

[fathom igloo]

You are not miso soup

[glass wigeon]

no no

although if i use a fork i prefer smaller fork

i have a pink princess one from when i was younger

its small and i use it

[heavy ivy]

spoon is better

[glass wigeon]

yes

i use spoon for most things

like cake

macaroni

although i switched to using fork for spaghetti

in past 5-8 years

what type of soup do u like

[heavy ivy]

coward

coward soup

delectable

[glass wigeon]

chicken noodle

i like just chicken broth

[gritty drift]

[glass wigeon]

Sata andagi

[honest burrow]

Satang dagi

[icy vigil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1386119240322515006.webp?size=16&animated=true

[gritty drift]

[polar kernel]

[karmic jetty]

cat? re*ading?

bro is NOT reading

[young kelp]

corn

[karmic jetty]

mm icecream

yommers

YOOO

theres lil balls inside

also im in the WRONG chat

[rain mango]

Thats some lavish popsicle

[karmic jetty]

its pretty good

[honest burrow]

Eat your balls

[onyx igloo]

Regret.

[karmic jetty]

collect my balls

[onyx igloo]

Surgically Removed

[karmic jetty]

when would it not be surgical

[onyx igloo]

Well I could just rip them off

[karmic jetty]

that sounds surgical to me

[onyx igloo]

i think it requires the use of tools

[karmic jetty]

but u could do surgery without one

like on a grape

[onyx igloo]

without one what

[karmic jetty]

tool

[onyx igloo]

probably not

tools is also very generic

could mean anything from an axe to a scalpel

[karmic jetty]

i consider my fist a tool

[onyx igloo]

thats a human body part

[karmic jetty]

ur a human body part

[onyx igloo]

no i am a human

i consist of body parts

[karmic jetty]

show me ur teeth then

[onyx igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/3fs-horror-darkness-dark-scary-gif-14429586979162910634

[karmic jetty]

ur a visitor

[onyx igloo]

You are in grave danger.

[karmic jetty]

erm my grave is osh approved

[polar kernel]

i miss my flat yellow stained pillow

i feel so empty without it

sigh

[onyx igloo]

i dont have a significant other so i understand your pain

i do still have a pillow like that

[polar kernel]

how did you know thats the reason its gone

that pillow has been with me for years

[onyx igloo]

when im in the house too long i start going insane

also kinda sad

its too cold and ugly to go on a walk

[karmic jetty]

mine was destroyed

many eons ago

mm takoyaki

[onyx igloo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1306960256601165846/1460273616921956452/Untitled_video_-_Made_with_Clipchamp_4.mp4?ex=696c4008&is=696aee88&hm=7561879cf8850137dc4714bb3e5017f6bc3eb30e4b352497e0ea9f7b1c0f856b&

bros forehead going crazy mode

[young kelp]

it still odd how some places call it Takoyaki

yet have no Octopus inside

[onyx igloo]

take yo yak

[karmic jetty]

HHAHAHA REAL

[onyx igloo]

(animal)

[karmic jetty]

theres even a chiken takoyaki

makes u ponder

[onyx igloo]

no it doesnt

i am not thinking

[young kelp]

would yall accept a takoyaki with no meat inside, just pure cabbage and other veggies

5 pieces for 1 dollar

[onyx igloo]

i have not eaten takoyaki

I can tell you cabbage sushi rolls suck

[half kettle]

my water heater is exploded

awful news for the cold hands

[onyx igloo]

unexplode

[tall glen]

drop bears

[onyx igloo]

drop beers

[tall glen]

sounds unconsentual

[onyx igloo]

more beer

[tall glen]

lets not fartass be involved

[onyx igloo]

beers

[tall glen]

dont drop the beer man

[onyx igloo]

more beer

[karmic jetty]

what are we some kinda drop bear general chat

[tall glen]

I have a cheese toasty in the broiler

and some beans

englishdinner

[onyx igloo]

harharhar

bear5

[karmic jetty]

[onyx igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/bear-bear-5-5-elon-musk-gif-4518698821563275057

[karmic jetty]

fedi

[onyx igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/bear-5-fnaf-fnaf-memes-fnf-bear5-gif-17944823091405243167

[karmic jetty]

frederick fazbearington

[half kettle]

is fredbear stil around

[tall glen]

I dislike this

i'mma make you all watch the movie

[oak gazelle]

back from the dispensary, time to jump into our favorite zombie infection sim

[ivory grail]

yoo that rad

[oak gazelle]

I still haven't played any of the five nights at freddy's games yet

[karmic jetty]

home

[icy vigil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1293452501672136725.webp?size=16&animated=true

[oak gazelle]

new record, survived 2+ days in game

now to try for 3

[icy vigil]

just like irl

[oak gazelle]

yup, can't let the zombies win at either

[icy vigil]

no i mean

my soul keeps reincarnating in the bodies of infants in wartime

hence i only live for 3 days every resurrection

irl

[oak gazelle]

that would be awkward as well

[icy vigil]

hmm, how shall i prepare for pasta week 🤔

[toxic relic]

playing pz

i know the kneepads arent worth it but it fits my old man swag

[oak gazelle]

my latest downfall was not looping back to base to offload the last of my crap before heading back out, couldn't run and didn't realize in time

[toxic relic]

never underestimate encumbrance

dont overestimate it too

i havent played this game in so long it feels new. im so rusty

[oak gazelle]

yeah, it was a dumb death but lesson learned and I'm finding myself rethinking my moves when away from my pz sessions

[harsh vault]

not this guy again

the god damn pfp is living rent free in my head

[oak gazelle]

"And now, back to Arthur"

lol

[harsh vault]

PLS NU

I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE

[oak gazelle]

he traded in his library card for a gym membership

[harsh vault]

very swole i can tell

[oak gazelle]

believe it or not, Buster is his steroids guy

[harsh vault]

feels like the plot to that one youtube parody

[oak gazelle]

legit thought your pfp was a furby

so I guess we're even

[harsh vault]

AM NOT A FURBY

[oak gazelle]

sit, pup. sit

staaaaaaay

glad furby's never made a resurgence

[harsh vault]

you

am i being submitted by a swole arthur right now

what is going on

[oak gazelle]

lol

[icy vigil]

youve never heard of the furby underground

[harsh vault]

shark help me

[oak gazelle]

now I'm envisioning some French Resistance themed Furbys

[harsh vault]

SHARK HELP ME

[icy vigil]

they're right under our noses

labubus are furbys in disguise

[oak gazelle]

it's okay do what you want lol

[harsh vault]

like xal

xal is peak labubu

what he gets for being a frenchie

anyways

wawa :3

[oak gazelle]

time for dabs munchies and more zombies

[harsh vault]

zomboid icky

[tall glen]

zozo is home

[oak gazelle]

I'm definitely going to be doing some zombie movie marathoning alongside my pz

I'm thinking 28 Days Later first

[harsh vault]

icky zomboid

shoo

[tall glen]

floof is a furbaby

[harsh vault]

shhh

dont tell them!

[oak gazelle]

all good, not my first encounter with furries

[harsh vault]

HEY

i am not a furry

[icy vigil]

a survivor then

[harsh vault]

im unique

[oak gazelle]

furries, catgirls, puppygirls, catboys, puppyboys I could go on

I've known a mermaid or two

[harsh vault]

not any of those

i win

[oak gazelle]

that's cool, takes all types

[harsh vault]

scram swolester

[oak gazelle]

nah I live here now

[harsh vault]

:c

[oak gazelle]

jk not trying to crowd anyone just having fun

have a nice night

[harsh vault]

smh

get back here

i like you

[marsh glacier]

he's so swole and nonchalant

[oak gazelle]

can't really go anywhere anyway I'm just enjoying the server

[harsh vault]

i like the wonderful personality

[harsh vault]

what makes a man attractive amiright

[oak gazelle]

I usually hang in a goofy crypto server so this is a fun shift

[marsh glacier]

nevermind he's a crypto bro

[oak gazelle]

I always thought it was more if they could cook but that's just me

[oak gazelle]

only silly crypto

[marsh glacier]

every coin got its dark side

[harsh vault]

but i would pay the price to flip it

[oak gazelle]

Banano is never mooning but it's my soul crypto

[harsh vault]

oh god not banano

nevermind

[oak gazelle]

they're my kind of weird over there 😛

[harsh vault]

its that group right?

the ones that have the matching profiles or something

or is it another crypto fruit group

too many cryptos

[oak gazelle]

I'm not sure there are so many

[neat moat]

dude who made thay never gone a day without food

[harsh vault]

shoo ghoti

[oak gazelle]

I liked banano because they paid out for Folding@Home participation

another group of nerds I like

[marsh glacier]

if you invest in stocks, you're a hot, savvy business person

invest in crypto and everyone just kinda looks at you funny

[oak gazelle]

lol right

I only hold what I mine

[harsh vault]

i like man

[oak gazelle]

my current plex server paid for itself

[marsh glacier]

I got no clue what that is

[oak gazelle]

and its still hosting away

[marsh glacier]

you make good money?

[harsh vault]

hes smart

[oak gazelle]

plex media server is a free self hosted media server, I have my movies, tv, audiobooks, music and I'm working on adding ebooks

[harsh vault]

see valc

just listen to them

[marsh glacier]

like a personal internet archive?

[oak gazelle]

nice to just stream off my computer vs constantly paying netflix and hulu

[marsh glacier]

im listenin

learnin

[oak gazelle]

yeah I'm a box set buyer so it works

[harsh vault]

listen harder

[marsh glacier]

you listen harder

[harsh vault]

no you

[marsh glacier]

no you

[harsh vault]

shutup

[marsh glacier]

maybe i will

[oak gazelle]

Black Books, Community, The IT Crowd, Courage the Cowardly Dog

[marsh glacier]

jerk

[oak gazelle]

etc

[harsh vault]

no im sorry!

dont shutup

[marsh glacier]

my up is shut

[harsh vault]

nu

unshutup

[oak gazelle]

what if we turn the volume up

[harsh vault]

valc what if i give you one uh

thing

for compensation

[marsh glacier]

im a thing collector howd you know

[harsh vault]

i know you too well

[marsh glacier]

yeah way too well

[tall glen]

'mma take a nap

[marsh glacier]

back out my life,,

[harsh vault]

its almost like

[tall glen]

valac has three middle names

[harsh vault]

we are friends

[tall glen]

all valac

[marsh glacier]

this really scared me for like 5 seconds

[harsh vault]

@marsh glacier what if i let you shake my paw

deal?

[tall glen]

I know you to well

[marsh glacier]

i have a ridiculous amount of names irl i thought I was doxxed

[marsh glacier]

did you wash it

[tall glen]

valac is royalty?

[harsh vault]

i go outside alot

[marsh glacier]

but did you wash it

[oak gazelle]

sus

[tall glen]

lol

[harsh vault]

how

[marsh glacier]

in a sink

with soap

[oak gazelle]

SOAP

[harsh vault]

no

[tall glen]

soap, water

[marsh glacier]

im not shaking that thing

[oak gazelle]

opposable thumbs

[tall glen]

soap and water, soap soap soap, soap and water

[harsh vault]

fine

i washed one

happy?

[tall glen]

I let my dog do the dishes

[marsh glacier]

put er there then

[harsh vault]

yaya

[marsh glacier]

how's that goin for you

[oak gazelle]

hmm washing one hand sounds like just running water over a paw

but get fleeced if you want

[tall glen]

he gets em mostly clean

[marsh glacier]

mostly is sufficient for your dishes?

yucky yucky

[harsh vault]

ones better than 3

[marsh glacier]

you have 3?

[oak gazelle]

really not clean just wet

so, go you

[marsh glacier]

oh wait animals have 4

I sure am foolish

[half kettle]

i put my hands through a meat grinder to wash the germs off

[harsh vault]

im floofish

i think this is the most i spent talking here in a while

[oak gazelle]

hahaha this is so dumb, with snap benefits now I can't get like sugar free sodas or whatever and I get the sentiment but also you can buy anything sugar based so that bones me and so many others

ah well

[marsh glacier]

talking sure is fun

[harsh vault]

wawa

[marsh glacier]

sure do love vocalizing

[half kettle]

you're actually typing

no you press button on the board

[marsh glacier]

way to choke my whimsy to death brother man

[harsh vault]

90% i bark, 9% i type, 1% i eep

[oak gazelle]

wimmy wam wham wozzle

[half kettle]

bim bim boom

[marsh glacier]

valayackity yack yack

[harsh vault]

sounss

[oak gazelle]

+1 internet point for whoever knows what that is

[marsh glacier]

what can we buy with internet points

[half kettle]

what can i do with internet points

[oak gazelle]

internet real estate

[half kettle]

can i improve my dexterity

[marsh glacier]

what does virtual land do for me

[harsh vault]

sponsored by meta

[marsh glacier]

can I grow virtual crops on this virtual land for virtual money

[oak gazelle]

still working on that IRL stat reroll system

[marsh glacier]

that's virtual insanity!

ba dum tiss

[half kettle]

i think humans could fit 30 billions more people if they all lived in tubes

conected to the online world

[marsh glacier]

i don't wanna live in a tube

[oak gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/carter-pewterschmidt-carter-pewterschmidt-virtual-insanity-jamiroquai-gif-26778289

aww

still too new

[half kettle]

but thats what big corpo wants from u

[marsh glacier]

big corpo can suck my tube

[half kettle]

do u want an intimate relation with big corpo

[harsh vault]

big corpo can me

[marsh glacier]

yes im deeply in love with big corpo

they're just so... business savvy

awooga

[harsh vault]

what about me

[half kettle]

wawawa

[marsh glacier]

what about you bro

[half kettle]

sounds like a romcom title to me!

[harsh vault]

i get no love

[oak gazelle]

yeah as far as I'm concerned the most important thing to do in the next few months and years is shut down ai datacenters as best as we can and make corporations feel the pain

[half kettle]

get big corpo to make another isekai slop

[marsh glacier]

maybe you should become a company

[harsh vault]

no you

[oak gazelle]

then my government would think I'm a person

[marsh glacier]

maybe i already am

[harsh vault]

try me

[marsh glacier]

Valacorporation

Valacompany

[harsh vault]

im a floofopoly actually

[half kettle]

do u really want random strangers on the internet to send you "love" 👁️

[marsh glacier]

what is love

is love money

[half kettle]

baby hurt me

[harsh vault]

kinky

[marsh glacier]

can i exchange love for goods and services

[oak gazelle]

sounds like a spray bottle is necessary

[marsh glacier]

actually I could

[oak gazelle]

just in case

[half kettle]

well

if u marry a government worker

[harsh vault]

did i just hear spray bottle

[half kettle]

u can use their benefits

[marsh glacier]

so you're saying if i marry the president ill get nuclear rights

[half kettle]

i think

[marsh glacier]

is it worth it tho

[oak gazelle]

all I'm saying is it sounds like a duck and walks like a duck it might be one

[marsh glacier]

he's too orange, and annoying

[half kettle]

mutual assured destruction is awesome you kno

[oak gazelle]

and stinky

[half kettle]

everyone gets deleted

[harsh vault]

if you marry me you get nothing but things

[marsh glacier]

how many things

how many things we talkin hrre

[harsh vault]

all the things in the world

[half kettle]

how generous

[marsh glacier]

thats a lot of things

[half kettle]

but un realistic

[harsh vault]

all for you

[marsh glacier]

so romantic

[harsh vault]

[marsh glacier]

go ahead and send the things in advance

[harsh vault]

wanna go out for something

[oak gazelle]

I like things

[marsh glacier]

something is a thing

[harsh vault]

yes it is

[marsh glacier]

and as you know, im a big thing fan

[harsh vault]

im taking you out on a thing date

[marsh glacier]

hummina hummina

[icy vigil]

things killed my parents

[marsh glacier]

man I wanna watch The Thing now

great movie

[harsh vault]

watch it with me

[marsh glacier]

y'know I actually would

[harsh vault]

me too

even the second one

[marsh glacier]

idk bout that

i prefer the original

[harsh vault]

i never actually watched the thing

[marsh glacier]

missing out

missing out bigtime

[harsh vault]

maybe

i should watch it

[marsh glacier]

yeah, with lil ol me

[marsh glacier]

get out

[oak gazelle]

it's alright

[half kettle]

HII DRAGON

[toxic hawk]

Know your place

[toxic hawk]

heya

[marsh glacier]

bitch

[half kettle]

valac did u score a silver medal

[marsh glacier]

i didnt know i was competing

[toxic hawk]

cock

[marsh glacier]

whats the competition

fine i didnt wanna know anyway

[oak gazelle]

fair

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/fuck-my-life-gleep-glorp-shitty-life-depressed-alien-gif-5095639538306027973

[toxic relic]

gaming

[neat moat]

virology gaming

[harsh vault]

gayming

[marsh glacier]

gamin'

[harsh vault]

i like tarkov

[marsh glacier]

i like lots of games

[harsh vault]

i like tarkov

[marsh glacier]

thats nice buddy

[harsh vault]

i really do

[marsh glacier]

i know i heard you the first time

[harsh vault]

400 dollars into the game in less than 3 weeks

[neat moat]

why

[harsh vault]

i like tarkov

[neat moat]

skins?

[oak gazelle]

lolwut

[marsh glacier]

very financially responsible of you

[harsh vault]

no

i just wanted to own it on steam

a couple irl merch

[neat moat]

is it 400 on steqm?

[harsh vault]

and the 250 edition

[neat moat]

ah

[oak gazelle]

lol

[harsh vault]

yaya

i like the game

[marsh glacier]

so you dont even play it?

[harsh vault]

i do

[oak gazelle]

support the devs I'm sure they appreciate it

[harsh vault]

i play it 10 or more hours everyday

[marsh glacier]

christ

[harsh vault]

its either that or go back to the dayz addiction

[marsh glacier]

im not even awake 10 hours a day

[oak gazelle]

tracks for the tarkov players I know

[harsh vault]

i love tarkov

LOVE IT

[marsh glacier]

so youve said

[oak gazelle]

how many hours in are you

[harsh vault]

i have a shrine for one of the bosses

[harsh vault]

i dont remember

i lost count a year ago

[neat moat]

Isn't tarkov the anomaly zone extraction shooter

[oak gazelle]

at least you'll be able to track your steam playtime moving forward

[harsh vault]

thats misery

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-gif-18174868

[harsh vault]

thats stalker

[oak gazelle]

I used to be hardcore into fallout 76

[neat moat]

tarcov has a nice atmosphere

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-stalker-shadow-of-chernobyl-shadow-of-chernobyl-chornobyl-chernobyl-gif-3707974255428954678

[harsh vault]

STALKER

THATS STALKER

waaa

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-soc-kruglov-ecologist-scientist-gif-24489592

[harsh vault]

hrmph

its 3 am

i need sleep

or else i get the twitches

[marsh glacier]

ciao

[harsh vault]

i hear things that dont exist sometimes

the voices

[marsh glacier]

get that checked toots

[harsh vault]

are genuinely feeding me

[harsh vault]

i have

[neat moat]

feeding?

[harsh vault]

they really like me

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/crowpunk-cheese-challenge-repost-to-cheese-cat-cheese-cat-gif-4123783956472567463

[harsh vault]

i dont know what im talking about

am a bit loopey

nini

[toxic hawk]

Psychosis