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slime
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its designing the demons thats difficult
cause you slime and get slimed
Me I'm that
if furries are animals then arent humans furries
where the fuck does slime fall under in the furry scale </3
slime is a diff tf
slime no diffs
nah fever just told me id be a slime
spess slime
cause my goober on spess was a slime </3
what are we some kinda spessman
inhale nitrogen
nitrogen bomb
what kind of cyber have they got orbiting the sun
almost like the blood is red
u mean sattelite?
this isnt what i asked
3 and 4 are the only ones that matter
theres different names
the rest are mental illsnes
like the kemo whatever

i dont spess so
then theres anthro or smth
id say being a lizor is just as bad
u teach me >:{
๐ตI suddenly feel relevant
dont make me call hop on u
bug guy is the true species
he know jiujitsu
i will fucking skin hop
felinid sweep
and his dog
spesseneral chat

you guys are insane
zo "erhm i hate furry" felinid spess main
everytime someone says that in common, sec comms is already lighting up with how the hop was brutally murdered
when did i say i hate furry
you didnt
the blood is EVERYWHERE
saw a felinid get slimed in front me in the evac shuttle after meowing one too many times
this sounds wrong
truth be told id probably fucking toolbox them to
good
if i were to be there
vox just have annoyingass sounds

that one idiotass alien from star wars </3
lmaoo
ik forgot his fucking name
๐ตOh you're all talking about an actual thing, I thought slime people was actually a topic you were gonna go down :(
yeah that one
jar jar
if vox actualy rp a character ITS ALWAYS THAT
dude thats real the vox talk like jar jar
theres a voxAI that i fucking despise playing with
vox when someone toggles their face mask

why do they talk like cringe losers
perhaps ill watch episode 13
what episode is thirteen
tojima
stunbatonning a vox and swapping their tank with an 02 tank
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kojima is god
wants to be kamen rider
Deadlock has an innate quality that when you type in game chat, you'll be possessed by the hero you're playing as and you WILL type in character
also put it to like max pressure
It's great
cinema
tbh 14 got infested with those people so thats why the fuck i even left the game behind and just started grinding wt instead
man those fake lightsabers are cinema
splurt mains
wt seems cool apart from the ptw grinding
tojima is a beast
i got bored with germany so i just started grinding the soviet tree
he is kamen rider!!!
time to play through like 8 different variants of t-34 i guess
how is war thunder lately
infantry is basically enlisted but in modern setting afaik
so its just kinda not it,i feel like if they just made it actual 32v32 rather than whatever tf that is the servers would just explode so idk
how will they manage to fix it
WAIT IT DROPPED?
its closed beta
Korean title: ํ๋ช ์ ์๋๋ถ ๊ฒฐ์ฌ์น์ํ๋ฆฌ๋ผ
Korean lyrics:
์-... ํ๋ช
์ ์๋๋ถ
์ฒ๋ง์ด ์ดํญํ๋์ฌ ๊ฒฐ์ฌ์น์ํ๋ฆฌ๋ผ
์ฐ๋ฆฌ๊ฐ ํ์ด์ก์ ์ด๊ฒ๋ง๋ค์
์ฅ๊ตฐ๋ ๋ณด์ํด๊ฐ ๋งน์ธ๊ฐ ๋น๊ผ๋ค
๋ถ์๊ธฐ ๋ ๋ฆฌ๋ ํ๋ช
์ ์๋๋ถ
์ฒ๋ง์ด ์ดํญํ๋์ฌ ๊ฒฐ์ฌ์น์ํ๋ฆฌ๋ผ
์ฌ๋ น๋ถ ์ง์ผ์ธ์ด ๊ทธ...
no way
you gotta like get in somehow its not public yet
which is better though germany or soviet
will red dead redemption 2 be free on epic
that again
copium
ive heard that for many years
we got a triple A game free on epic
since they gave away gta5
it was callisto protocol
i remember ๐ด
thats dogsht dood
i was hoping a game would release this month but the dev postponed it
cinema
peak fr
did you watch the 2024 movies?
i didnt like the artstyle but it was just a 1:1 of the comics
only part 1
fair fair
its alright i guess
agreed
i wouldnt say 1:1
its close
Germans have better guns in general, soviets have better hulls and speeds
esp after part 2 imo
Also germans are blind. Don't take those
i still think the motion comics one is the best adaptation of watchmen
tbh i noticed that way more after i started grinding soviet tree
i like the hbo watchmen 
Soviet bias
๐ค that series?
Stalinium
the ending is eh
like they just are oblivious as fuck
i liked it tho
its not an adaptation really
have you guys seen that panzer tank converted to a crane
more like a sequel
interesting
i think the incredibles is the prequel to watchmen
pretty cool
oh real an actual sequel
I suffered tunnel vision myself when i grinded germany
ozymandias is a turbo fun highlight of the series
cinema
amazing actor
he's a peak character ngl
Which is why i switched to USA later ๐
i too did until i got to leopard
i like how they did it
Leo 1 fucking sucks lmao
it does </3
bro is an "at all cost" character but he has the corny drip
its basically survival mode throughout entirely
i like it
No armor, not enough speed. Cannon is good tho
Later on idk, i don't play top tier
he does so many insane sht
๐ฃ๏ธ
i havent gotten to top tier yet am on like 8.3ish rn
I started 7.3 few days ago, so far so good, i fucking love how i almost always get downtiered
idk how i feel about them doing a sequel without the og guys-the creators
didnt dc say they wouldnt do that without them
dude whenever i played fucking panther id just get uptiered,see us on enemy team and shit bricks cause i know id see a t29 or smth </3
just take it as not canon
Now all i need is to just actually learn to play new tanks. Full 7.0-7.3 setup, everything is new and stock
Before that i was full 6.3
For a year or two lol
theorycrafting the post alien invasion hoax
Never got higher
fair enough
8.0 is genuine pain with all those spaa's
I'm playing zsu-57 and got if feels op
theyre basically just better td's
ANTI EVERYTHING
hooded justice is a bit of a retcon? for the better tho
falcon
i dont wanna spoil but its a very interesting take
Remember when r3 t20 was at 4.0?
the homosexual clan member
Molested everything there
does he still fuck captain metropolis
he has a noose on his neck bruh
yeah man thats from the og
he was a mega racist
i am a newgen bro i started playing like months ago
and the first nite owl theorized in his book under the hood that hooded justice was a circus strongman and clan member

under the hood is an in lore book by the retired first nite owl
looking glass dood
its peak ngl
i love his story sm
real
oh peak
Huh what, and already at 8.3?
i like the idea of superheroes with no powers
idc wat ppl think i like hbo watchmens take on a sequel
perhaps u should
ill add it to the list
ive been playing alot of germany
yeah hes the first super super
pzh2000 is fucking hilarious
hes still on mars?
and they make toys based on his designs
didnt he leave to create life or smth
he's not fond of Snickers
hilarious man
I didn't watch the movie or anything
I just read the watchmen comic years back.
but ill ask my partner if we can watch this
we're talking about the hbo one
snyders watchman is alright
i guess this looks neat
he doesnt get the characters
I don't think I've watched anything by Snyder.
I just know his fans got quite the rep on tthe internet lmao
synder should never direct anything other than moving wallpapers
lmao real
he gets the visuals so good but the plot is ASS
the intro in the movie is great
plot, characters, etc
the rest is bruh
you shouldnt unless you watch on mute
he's like pure visuals
family guy clips
I'll do you one better and not watch his movies at all
hell yeah brother
qbit in the bottom ๐
yessir
oorah
i watched implicitly pretentious vid essay on the flash and dceu
pretty interesting

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it actually snowed
this one?
yes
and itll snow for like a week
winter is back, thank you sir amazon
snowing everyday in my nose amiright fellas
go watch ur 4 hrs of tierlist and unnecessary retelling of the plot
a white new york
you also gotta make sure to mainly just re-use the same paragraphs from the wikipedia page on it
don't bother finding more sources
don't even bother watching the movie, just go by the synoposis on wikipedia
i most likely will keep this current font I have
which is the default font
i think it looks neat on the eyes
you also have to put in unfunny vintage meme segments as well
not even related to the movie
god damn, shitty video essay youtubers, hire me for my guidance
I can make your video essays even shittier than they already are somehow
u know what spend 20 grand on copyrighted music and get the vid delayed for 2 yrs
this video essay is sponsored by NordVPN
its so ez to make vid essays now with ai
clicks off the video
good, can't handle peak 10 hour video essays
before we get into the video, check out my merch, we have new shirts available for a limited time
only few can make good long hours vid essay
also when I don't play clips of the movie, the video itself is just me surfing in CS
drama ?
we merge it ok
drama like what
drama slop and shitty video essay
sounds tiring
stick to the OG creators
its what the people want ok
they want the 10 hour video essays, I provide it to them
10 hr montage of slop yommers
a 10 hour video essay on a movie that only has a 1 and a half hour run time
the people eat that shit up
now I would suggest a few, but they're all about stuff you find incredibly boring
40 minute game
8 hr vid essay
how does sloppers do this
istg ur gonna show that channel
xal i dont like military slop

see, I told you
how do you know I'm watching one right now?
Also it seems only 10% of my viewers are subscribed to the channel, make sure to like and subscribe
I watch geopolitics, not just military stuff, even more boring
bros one of those r/historymemes guys
check if YouTube has unsubscribed you from my channel
r/noncredibledefense
r/mustyballs
r/balls
r/humansarespaceorcs
CRUSTY ASSBALL
truly
also during your streams, make sure to interrupt constantly by thanking every single shitty donation and gifted sub you get
thats good tho
make sure to also PAUSE your stream
better than clip farming lolcow dono slop
like the video youre "watching"
each time a dono happens
also go on a tangent on every single dono
like pyrocynical does
and cope by saying "well I have to make money"
doesn't even have to be related
his vids and stream as so assssss
"Thanks for the 10 gifted subs and Respawn can go fuck themselves for not making Titanfall 3"
his "essays" are just 4 hour long recaps
I'm out of the loop, who?
i only know pyro from the inflation thing
and at the end he gives some basic fucking insight into the themes and thats that
pryosloppical
I find that dude unwatchable my god
who?
the bastardization of the english language in full display here
i want some fucking ice cream
and i will fucking get the fucking thing
yeah but we're just in orwellian newspeak now
isnt english a bastard itself considering it was a marriage of french and germanic old english
what
nah you're just stupid
folks mistaking you your yours you're their they're there then than two too to
real
orwellian like the peak cinema upcoming movie animal farm starring seth rogan
and patton oswald
you doubleplusbadthink rn
when did I say I was intelligent
these tzatziki flavour lays busting rn
dude
so good
tzatziki chips are banger
FR
gods dipping sauce
what about drawing comparison to high school level literature says intelligence
makes everything better ngl
bruh we talking bout chips now
i havent tasted the sauce once
u gotta keep up with the convo
to be fair my favourite sauce is garlic so
man you need to brother
I hate chips
wow
orwellian slop
keep up with the times
its fucking insane how good it is
crisps
keep up with the times unc
i wonder if my local maxima has it
bro got baited
humiliating
master baiter
devastating
I wish it wasn't difficult to make a mp game
zabka my goat
I just want to survive the apocalypse with my gf
c'est la vie my man
I would kill for an Irn Bru right now mannn
socks
literally murder
click host in the main menu. Hope this helps ๐
irn bru is peak
scotlands greatest export
besides cocaine
such a goated soft drink
what does any of this mean 
beer
Irn bru is not beer
i tried non alco wine couple days ago alongside regular wine
ale w/e
both shits are disgusting
its soda
I don't drink
SODA
its not beer its soda
not if it's Scottish lmaooo
he cant keep getting away with this
backslash this is the power of the monado
SODA
SODA
SODA
SODA
SODA
scottish people dont drink they just do meth and coke
latvians and lithuanians drink
do they also do heroin
I saw a review for trainspotting on letterboxd and it was something like "what the scottish have done with language is downright experimental"
shit made me giggle reading it in a scottish accent
never had a hard time with scottish accents
me neither
neither
somehow
built different
non native english speaker understands english better than native english speakers
our ears must be huge so we can recognise the variation of sounds
SHOCKING[NOT CLICKBAIT]
that's just breakfast, I'm talking about downers, man
radler? i hardly knower
yup, that'll do it
this made me laugh
started sounding like that meatball guy from an animated show
cant recall the name
a depressant like alcohol is only for you and your mates while your making burnt toast and various canned vegetables in a pan at 2 am after a bender, before another bender
meatwad?
peak
peak mf doom song
HAHAH
squidbillies
how does a saddler afford a full plate set
saddler? i hardly knower

thinking about playing rimworld vs actually playing rimworld
Rimworld is one of those games you refund thrice before you get it
barony peak
I refunded twice, once because it wouldnโt work on steam deck, and the other time cos i couldnโt get mods to work
barony so peak bro
all the times my dumbass has been killed by a boulder tho
Donโt do that
I've legit had times where I woulda been fine
but the panic made me accidentally walk into the boulder path
cinema
ive accidentally pickpocketed merchants and gotten slammed so many times
they move around too much
god damn, I love the feeling of when RNGesus decides to not be a dick and blesses all of your equipped gear at the water fountain
I've had it happen like maybe 2 or 3 times
most of the time its me getting attacked by a god damn slime
retold in hushed whisper
damn fountains
so peak when the zap brigade shows up to act as meat shields for you
unless u aint allied with humans
then it sucks
allied with humans? what am i-a bum?
i dont play on baby mode
die to the sleep darts like a man
goatman peak
alcoholism
me deciding to piss away yet another run by deciding to go mess with the gnomes at the maze and getting my ass handed to me
i played spess for the first time recently
i was a grandpa clown with dementia and a medieval accent
and someone stole my brain to try to put into a rat and i died in the end
cheeseburger
cinema
gaming is fun

what server did you play on sean
i think it was called ratbite?
did you play ss13 or ss14
bruh
i thought it was the right one but i already logged in
and then i realized i was on the wrong one lmao
i didnt know ss13 wasnt on steam
i was super tired at the time lol mb
i havent played enough spess to know whats good and bad yet
you havent played spess
you've only played ss14
you, yes you!, what the hell is that thing
penis.png
how do you distinguish between them
either "penis.png" or "somethingspecial.png"
it only gets that name when i upload it brother
its a plugin
if it works it works brother
still somehow manage to run out of names
realistically impossible
I think I have accidentally made 2 files same random keystroke
not really
You dont really smack your keys at random
since you have one hand on the left side of the keyboard
windows need to add keystroke to accidentally delete system files
And you'd be more likely to hit upper half of the keyboard

they already have that
that just opens outlook
time to do that with every public pc so they throw it out and i can harvest the ram
get rich quik scheme for lods fo muneh
More than enough to destroy your pc
and crush your spirit
fair enough man
a bleak outlook indeed
to be fair If i had a keybinding that automatically opened a microsoft program by default I'd want to die too
ctrl-alt-t opens terminal by default in most linux distros
it doesnt
fuck no that actually just opens the side menu
lmao
stupid stupid dumb stupid
its ok man
recover
ben affleck as batman is one of the worst casting decisions ive ever seen
linux doesnt bloat me pc
colman domingo would be a better batman than ben
truth nuke
diego luna could play batman too ๐ค
depends on the type of batman, but i think it would need to be a character actor tbh
phillip seymour hoffman wouldve been an insane batman
@velvet pebble man Petersburg is awesome
I love how there's not a single high-rise in the entire downtown area
I would go hobo there
is this your pic?
Yeah
nice shot ๐
Glad you like it
There's actually a reason for that
I took a roof trip once and guide told me that
damn
Is it royal vanity or some actual sensible reason
It's very walkable, lot's of fun stuff to find if you just wander around
I convinced my friends to walk through an alley and we found a cool ass pool bar
Rented a table for two hours there before getting on the train back
Also checked out a vinyl store just next block
Royal lol, buildings couldn't be higher than the winter residence
So it was limited to 20 meters or so
That's what I thought yeah
I might've heard it somewhere before
It's cool though
Like there are so many fucking shops you find just walking down one street
You can't really get that in Moscow
peterburger
Is that Petersburg?
peter crafte burger
Yes it is
dairy free? what is this??
aieeeee
the guardians are like zeis
zeus
they made the manhunters then tried to kill them all when they got out of hand
they genetically modified all martians because they feared their warlike personalities
old dudes fucking the universe
are they stupid
knowledge doesn't mean intelligence
lol
they messed with my man john stewart the best human green lantern
they must be bungo
jeffery dahmers
haven't seen meatball in years
this show was always so strange
as a kid I never understood anything that was going on
Like squid billies
fun though
lmfao yes
The shit id see on AS
robo chicken tho, thats what i really stayed up for
Lol
once family guy over the real show started
The channels methods of scaring kids who stayed up was also funny
I don't recall anything scary
The dawn is your enemy or some shit was one of them
They put those in so kids who stayed up supposedly get scared and turn it off
must've not been scary enough
all I remember is the absolute joy provided by this guy
you know life is good when ur eating left over salad two days past its expiration date
salad doesnt expire
that is so much food
the whole cow
funkyness making me feel not so good chat
please
im cooked
just make it come back
sounds like 12 men to me
neither does E. Coli
i dont think you find E coli in spoiled salads
from what i know, it's a part of human digestif microbiom and that of bovines
aren't they rarely responsible for gastroenteritis ?
they're mostly found in urine tract infections
google โdoes e. coli make you sickโ i have no idea how you got your benign perception of it
my bad, i didnt know it could give gastroenteritis since that's mostly a virus thing
biblically accurate freylith
get out
i feel hated by everyone in my life man
I understand
wiwiwiwiwiwiwiwiwi

such adorb kity
kiby 
wwiiwiwiwiwiiiwiwiwiwiwiiwiwiwiwi
is that a hair mod
yee
what mod
one sec xd
the mod is absolute cinema
tombโs goth hair is another fire mod if you like that more vanilla vibe 
thanjk u
npnp 
sprinters are fun xd
I once did an all sprinter run based out of the doe valley bunker
survived a couple weeks but it was a bit boring being so isolated lol
it is said to be good for the brain
but it looks tupid
and childish
you either die to fast shamblers or live long enough to think you can take on sprinters
some fax from eve2
like and share for more facts from eva
It made my brain bash against my skull
Multiple times
You have brain damage
such adorb creatura
And my mom was yelling at me even though I was never taught cursive
Cursive is stupid
Why do I have to signature with cursive
societal norms
holy crappers a cat just started jumping on my roof
maybe chasing mice
this fuckass gif
wiwiwiwiwwi
I hate mice
been killing rodents around my house for almost 4 month they won't stop coming.
RATS are one thing
Kill all mice
mice are fine
Kill all rats
WE hate rodents
and I ain't speaking french
what's the french word for rodent
Leonkiel
I have no clue is why
Okok
because I ain't speaking french
uh
try again the bot is weird sometimes
Emved failure
oh yeah they don't allow gifs
No try again
nah nah the gif bot is weird
gottem
LMAO
laugh at this user

does the game have a demo? i kinda wanna play the game but idk if i should buy it just yet
Itโs okay to be cringe
It does not. YouTube is your friend.
Do you like the Sims? I didn't but it turns out adding zombies and realish survival mechanics was key to me playing for 2,000 hours.
oh my god
the enemies in half sword actually call you a cuckold
LMFAO
with a cleaver is insane
bisected
Now you gotta live just a couple more months and then this will all blow over and you can grab a pint at the pub
i sure hope so
spilled too much ketchup
hello
EVIL KETCHUP
I BEHEADED HIM
this will set us back
Anyone want to play Project Zomboid?
hes contemplating his decisions
the toiler
Just microwave the dishes to kill bacteria
microwave your hampter
||bill joe||
wagoo wagoo
Joegoo Joegoo
this game is funny
for some reason, you are able to block fall damage
this enemy has an attack that traps your character in a bubble and then drops you down, but you can block it to reduce the damage somehow
wiwiwiwiwiwi
said attack
dumb twinks
I've been summonned oui oui oui
Even funnier, I don't think there is an outlet for that microwave either :P
what is this ad
guys
i finally got a pc on christmas eve
i was able to play pz for the first time! (i bought it 2 years ago)
1993 break rooms don't have sinks to begin with.
... what?
my wife has an office in a building from the 1970s... there's a full shower in the mens room and a sink and a dishwasher in the tiny break room.
mount and blade napoleonic wars sure has changed
older breakrooms were like this
its nice to see it haha
@plush cobalt
You are obsessed with the idea of that being true
Erm... paging doctor projection ๐ง
cuckold
wheres the new years omar
what's your new years resolution
your new years resolution should be that you stop getting cucked by the mailman
I just got the bill from my dog walker. All she did was walk and feed 2 dogs twice a day from December 24 through December 28
After tip and various fees it was over $600 CAD
no one asked me but eat more vegetables
i eat vegatables. i like vegetables. but i just don't eat very much of them
die
most i'd give them is 12 dollars and a jolly rancher
Die
๐ค are you going to cook more vegetable base meals
i don't really make "meals"
i just make like... an item
piece of toast with butter on it
might be a good idea to consolidate grazing hours into meal times if you want to have more control over your diet
bowl of pasta with sauce on it
i dont cook either hahah
but i'll just replace some of those with "bowl of seasoned vegetables" or some shit, i dunno






